📈futures-stocks-chat

[nova swan]

or so called

they call themselves that

and they use it to justify war take land etc and the world has had enough of their bs but yeah i dont want to toxify this chat up

[upper oracle]

Not sure. I studied for a bit in China. However, I think I never got in touch with that kind of brainwashing in uni.
However, there's a lot of shops that do have a picture of Mao Zedong, etc., so yeah... probably true

funnily enough, in the books, that specific group USED TO BE chosen. However, after committing multiple blasphemous acts against their God and always being unsatisfied with what they were given by said God, they were abandoned by them.

[cinder lichen]

sup guys

@upper oracle heya

[upper oracle]

@cinder lichen

come 'ere

https://klipy.com/gifs/predator-handshake-1

[cinder lichen]

su brosef

[upper oracle]

@fair socket lurking

[fair socket]

always

[upper oracle]

doing well. How about you? Sleeping better now with the new medication?

[cinder lichen]

yea, just upset they put my mom on hospice

[upper oracle]

you didn't approve of that?

[cinder lichen]

no i approve of it, just what it means

[upper oracle]

Putting my tomato juice away just for you

by the way, is your knee better now? (I think it was the knee)

[upper oracle]

what does it mean?

[cinder lichen]

mine?

she may not be here long

like she's close to dying

[upper oracle]

Oh... my bad

[cinder lichen]

alls good

its for the best they can manage her pain

[upper oracle]

well, hospice usually can provide better care than your own home, so I think she's in good hands at least

[cinder lichen]

they are going to do it in our house

so she's in a home setting

[upper oracle]

Well, that combination may be even better

[cinder lichen]

what would you guys do with 10g saved, take it and pay bills or invest it?

[upper oracle]

What's the interest on late payment of those bills?

are you late, on time or is there still time before they need to be payed

[cinder lichen]

oh i'm making the payments, making big payments on the bills

i just thought about paying them off

I put 1000 a week into my schwab account

just thought about wiping it out and starting over

[upper oracle]

Well, just calculate a conservative scenario for potential returns on the investment and how much it costs not to pay those bills yet. But also take risk into account. For example whether you can still pay those bills if the value of your money decreases.
If you definitely need the 10g to pay the bills, don't invest and pay your bills instead, as illiquidity can turn into a nightmare.

If the bills gnaw at you, just pay them back for peace of mind

[cinder lichen]

bills always gnaw at me, even 0 interest loans

[upper oracle]

well, just make sure you stay liquid enough to pay them and also to have money left in case something unexpected happens

[cinder lichen]

that's part of reason why i save so much every week

I can run for three months without working

[upper oracle]

Well, just look at the numbers and then make a rational decision. You see the bigger picture and your financials as a whole

[cinder lichen]

the mom thing has me thinking weird

thats all

[nocturne sigil]

Morning 👋

[sharp elbow]

please spare us your racist toxic BS.

[upper oracle]

that's not even racist though

[agile jasper]

wtf was that

[nocturne sigil]

yup

Sith Lord Saber?

[upper oracle]

acting all surprised

That was you 100%

though it honestly works in my favor

[surreal dust]

little scalp

[surreal dust]

progress

[nocturne sigil]

😯

[agile jasper]

FED chairman testifies in 18 minutes

[agile jasper]

is this your girl?

[turbid musk]

Im joining asian trading groups now 🙂

[agile jasper]

ar you looking at ways to get scammed? 😂

[turbid musk]

No this is real Caca 🙂

[agile jasper]

if you say so

i smell a big scam there but let us know how it goes

[upper oracle]

my senses are tingling

[nocturne sigil]

come on now @turbid musk
On Whats App?

[upper oracle]

it's the profile pic for me haha

[agile jasper]

NQ at vwap now

[agile jasper]

this

[spring lion]

We all know who we would try to scam in this discord if trading doesn’t work out….

[agile jasper]

AHAHAHA

no CV needed

[turbid musk]

Profitable by taking all signals blindly

I have bitcoin (84% win rate) and gold setup too.

Im worried about some signals but I have to let go and let the system take care of the heavy lifting.

[upper oracle]

he's starting to attract more scammers

Micky, get the hammer ready 😮

[agile jasper]

nice server tag as well

[upper oracle]

ikr

[agile jasper]

bye bye for now Jenny😂

[turbid musk]

Whoa almost at TP

[upper oracle]

man... I should call my ex 🙁

Trying to get 1k. Then done for the day

[nocturne sigil]

👀

[spring lion]

Don’t call her

Even though it’s tempting

[agile jasper]

the full number is blacked out...

[spring lion]

There are ways

[agile jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-i-pledge-myself-star-wars-teachings-gif-23892299

[upper oracle]

you think she'd be up for some 69 action?

[spring lion]

https://tenor.com/view/starwars-creepy-forceawakens-yoda-luke-gif-4856063

[upper oracle]

done for the day

[upper oracle]

out of context that looks horrifying

[spring lion]

Hehehe

[agile jasper]

if that's an eval just do another 500 bucks to pass no?

[upper oracle]

not an eval

[agile jasper]

then do $447.28 + fees to get it to 159k

round number

we all like round numbers

[upper oracle]

I'm basically doing the same thing as you when it comes to evals. Fullport and pray

Lapsyn's message is gone haha

He knew too much

[agile jasper]

missed it

[spring lion]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-movie-projector-gif-19435282

Can never be too careful

[upper oracle]

That is 100% a scammer

Free Will

[upper oracle]

I was about to send the same screenshot

[agile jasper]

"Founder"

[nocturne sigil]

Finding what?

[spring lion]

Idek which of the last two pics are more scammy

[nocturne sigil]

Nemo?

[nocturne sigil]

hahaha
what about your tilted pics?

[turbid musk]

It was a few ticks away from hitting TP

[agile jasper]

it all started from @turbid musk

he's a magnet

[spring lion]

There’s been so many in here recently I haven’t even had to post any!

[nocturne sigil]

hahahahah

[crisp beacon]

No this is real Caca 🙂

[upper oracle]

"Customer". It's over

[spring lion]

It’s real man

[nocturne sigil]

real man?

[spring lion]

We deal in btc and never any fiat currency it’s legit

[upper oracle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/chris-evans-captain-america-107

[nocturne sigil]

easy

[spring lion]

That’s what I looked like before I started working out

[turbid musk]

I have also attracted some doppelganger as well.

[upper oracle]

Competing with Danny, eh?

[spring lion]

Well let’s not get carried away there lol

[agile jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/eyebrowwiggle-coyote-roadrunner-magnet-gif-5063311

[agile jasper]

"before I started working out" OK Arnie this you now innit

[spring lion]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-downey-jr-humility-gif-10503070

[upper oracle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/james-doakes-doakes

[nocturne sigil]

5m NQ bouncing around the Equilibrium Gann Fan

same on 1m

👀

[nocturne sigil]

Everyone left without me?

WTH

Hello?

[upper oracle]

nah, we're giving you the cold shoulder

[agile jasper]

new lows on ES but NQ is being silly

[surreal dust]

lets see

[nocturne sigil]

Chek out YM

[surreal dust]

i did ty 🙂

[agile jasper]

we're heading downtown julie brown

[surreal dust]

[surreal dust]

i dunno who she is... but I how so gets down real low 😄

[nocturne sigil]

https://giphy.com/gifs/90s-80s-K4ppHUZTYKJYk

[surreal dust]

ban this guy

[agile jasper]

google

[surreal dust]

making me strobe out

too busy watching es and us30 haha

will have a look in a bit 😄

[nocturne sigil]

[upper oracle]

someone's been watching too much PW haha

[surreal dust]

trailing SL

[agile jasper]

ahahahahaha

i need stuff on the background while at work

[surreal dust]

i feel that

us30 nearly there

[upper oracle]

same as me. Watching rn. Or rather, that other guy who's streaming in his stead

[surreal dust]

come to Daddddddyyyy

[agile jasper]

so news + FED chairman speaking is the catalyst

[surreal dust]

moved us30 tp lower

[surreal dust]

is asking for weekly open on the ES too greedy?

i think it will be lol

[agile jasper]

not at all

[surreal dust]

took profit

i will wait for a new entry

[agile jasper]

sure

[surreal dust]

was too much profit to pass up

and we are at support

just need iran to confirm they are coming and we will reverse direction in 30s 😂

[agile jasper]

good cover

[surreal dust]

yeah good timing

will take it

😅

[agile jasper]

100 points ripper on NQ

[surreal dust]

brutal ... always take profit or partials anyway 🙂

going to play some ps5 ... have a good day guys

[nocturne sigil]

which game?

[upper oracle]

Minecraft

Achilles and I are going to wreck some noobs

Omg, 3 scammers all at once

[nocturne sigil]

One gone

[upper oracle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hammer-39

[nocturne sigil]

second one gone

[upper oracle]

it's a massacre

[nocturne sigil]

Lets mske it a trio

[surreal dust]

fifa

and then 7 days to die 🙂

[upper oracle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/thumbs-up-277

[nocturne sigil]

all 3 trying to scam each outher

[upper oracle]

no, minecraft

@surreal dust

waiting for you

[nocturne sigil]

how can you play with 1mps internet?

[upper oracle]

idk how it works, but somehow it does

[nocturne sigil]

Add a few more rats to the power wheel

https://tenor.com/view/rat-wheel-race-gif-11850725

[surreal dust]

haha looks good 🙂

[nocturne sigil]

I screwed up on gold

and dca'd

[surreal dust]

in a good way or bad way 😄

[nocturne sigil]

FML

[surreal dust]

oh nm

question answered lol

[nocturne sigil]

FM

[upper oracle]

well... don't do that

[nocturne sigil]

i may close out for a small lose or something around BE

[nocturne sigil]

now you tell me

[surreal dust]

have you tried sweet talking it

[upper oracle]

better late than never, am I right? 😄

[upper oracle]

he's not you, mate

[nocturne sigil]

maybe one more sweet talk

lets try

need this short dump to get me out

[surreal dust]

i have been curising stuff since march.... gave up sweet talking

[nocturne sigil]

need it

NEED IT !!!

NEED IT!!!!!

[surreal dust]

just call the exchange and tell them there is no gold at Fort Knox

say your a Trump rep

[nocturne sigil]

OMG

MY ASS SAVED!

[upper oracle]

he should tell us before he does, because at least we might be able to profit off of it haha

[nocturne sigil]

IM OUT

BYE

[surreal dust]

thank the fed 😄

[nocturne sigil]

FML

shit

Im done

[agile jasper]

were you sweating on this one?

[nocturne sigil]

hahaha

[agile jasper]

i bet you were

[nocturne sigil]

big time

[agile jasper]

had to add to the loser

[nocturne sigil]

holy shit

[agile jasper]

😂

[surreal dust]

that is commitment of a trader for you 😄

[agile jasper]

losers add to losers

[nocturne sigil]

thw ribbon convinced me t hang onhahahha

[nocturne sigil]

HAHAHA

[agile jasper]

AHAHAHA

[upper oracle]

Nah, you always gotta scale your losers

[nocturne sigil]

usually the second adding means profit for me, this time, not so much

[agile jasper]

oops i might get timed out for that

[nocturne sigil]

HAHAHAH

[upper oracle]

A loser might suddenly become a winner

[surreal dust]

OMG OMG OMG

https://tenor.com/view/be-doo-be-doo-minion-despicable-me-alert-warning-gif-11970734646175466629

[agile jasper]

LISTEN YOU

[surreal dust]

BAN HIMMMMM

i have been waitign for this day

[agile jasper]

DO NOT ADD FUEL

[nocturne sigil]

reading this a 2nd time, I see what you see now

[surreal dust]

https://tenor.com/view/sausage-fest-hot-dog-gif-14785205

[nocturne sigil]

WTF?

[agile jasper]

he's done it before

[surreal dust]

lets go

ban his ass Micky

this is the greatest day of my life

[upper oracle]

Achilles doing the lord's work AHAHAHAHA

[surreal dust]

has he really? lol

[agile jasper]

he did it once when some guy posted in #🦠report-spammers someone impersonating me and tagged me instead of tagging the impersonator 😂

[upper oracle]

somehow that doesn't sound far-fetched

[surreal dust]

haha ... so this is how Micky fine tuned his banning skills.... off the back of working Caca

[nocturne sigil]

[surreal dust]

this guys is spamming in one of the channels.... trying to sell pink undies with BTC in them

please ban @agile jasper

[upper oracle]

Did I just hear "pink undies"?

[surreal dust]

yes Caca is adament they are his but I feel he stole them from the NQ

[upper oracle]

How. Dare. He.

[surreal dust]

you should get 7 days to die :p

[agile jasper]

you're just jealous

[surreal dust]

depends if they have pink ribbons too

[nocturne sigil]

like now?

[surreal dust]

he also said something about gold traders being losers

and those are facts

[upper oracle]

might actually look into it

[surreal dust]

so should probably ban him with extreme prejudice

[upper oracle]

I can confirm. Such filthy jabs!

[agile jasper]

i'm about to pull a timeout hammer soon

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-meme-stan-twitter-buckspendragon-funny-awkward-gif-11781965830001468430

[surreal dust]

dam mod wars

Micky vs Caca

who will get hammered first

[upper oracle]

caca or Micky might wanna pull the trigger, before the other does it

It's only a matter of time

Don't think about it. Fortune favors the bold

[hoary shard]

Reading all this makes me feel like I walked into a wrong room.....

[upper oracle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/you-want-some-got-no-fans-1

[surreal dust]

https://tenor.com/view/will-ferrell-east-bound-and-down-east-bound-kenny-powers-let-the-boy-watch-gif-5526111

[hoary shard]

and then he said it was Micky vs Caca

[nocturne sigil]

come on
really?

if it smells like it, it is

[upper oracle]

Ken, that is a SCAM

[nocturne sigil]

[upper oracle]

Look at the front of that fucking car

it's fucking AI generated

[nocturne sigil]

and on whats app

case closed

[upper oracle]

bet you 5 dollars he'll still pursue it

[hoary shard]

idk ken I think you got this man

go crazy

[upper oracle]

That's a Mercedes CLA. I've owned that same generation. This part here doesn't make any sense

[nocturne sigil]

https://giphy.com/gifs/chair-jason-momoa-meme-sit-eGX32WhfyUGVHL0Ugy

[nocturne sigil]

its the aero flex design

[agile jasper]

her name Melissa?

[upper oracle]

yeah, and she's asian

[hoary shard]

ken dont listen to em man

[upper oracle]

I have a feeling this will be a rather humbling experience

[upper oracle]

yeah, we're all just haters anyway

[nocturne sigil]

she has some black stuff on her face

[upper oracle]

You don't have to censor pics that are publicly available

[nocturne sigil]

👀

[upper oracle]

even found her insta

[turbid musk]

And also i want to make trading friends and join the major groups in asia

[agile jasper]

you have us

anyone else really good at photoshop in this discord server?

[turbid musk]

I used to make websites with photoshop caca

But my photoshop is uninstalled now

[agile jasper]

you think melissa is good with photoshop?

[turbid musk]

Capcut is great 👍

[upper oracle]

why would anybody create a website using photoshop

[nocturne sigil]

Gold just chopping nonsense now

[nocturne sigil]

And the session is not even half done

💪

[agile jasper]

zzzzzz

[nocturne sigil]

We need more cow bell

[surreal dust]

weekly open hit on ES

took

little short

[nocturne sigil]

little

lets see

👀

[upper oracle]

damn, the new minecraft update looks interesting

[nocturne sigil]

Ok?

[nocturne sigil]

Anything happening now?
Who’s in on this?

[spring lion]

This is why I said earlier we ALL know who we’d scam if we wanted to here

You’re a better person than me I just watch anymore

-1 btc wallet

[nocturne sigil]

🤔

[nocturne sigil]

Can you help me with my wallet to log on?

👀

[spring lion]

I’m a nice guy so I actually would but ya kno

I’d also be fine with donations for assistance

Not straight up begging but

Somewhere close to it

[upper oracle]

Would be happy to help!

Kindly provide me with your seed phrases 😄

[spring lion]

Ayooooo

[upper oracle]

WTF

nah uh

[spring lion]

Family friendly chat here man jeeeez

[urban flint]

Market in a really strange state here

[spring lion]

State of denial

[urban flint]

I think it’s just lacking clarity

[upper oracle]

Nah, that's crazy

[spring lion]

I mean that edit is just so bad tho

Like

[upper oracle]

What edit

[spring lion]

Gotta at least blend the background a bit

And also my profile looks so nice on that background wow

[upper oracle]

you're hallucinating man

[upper oracle]

It does haha

[spring lion]

You did that for me didn’t you

[nocturne sigil]

I have the 12 key phrases, do I give this to you to help me?

[upper oracle]

But of course 🙂

[nocturne sigil]

Oh I see

[upper oracle]

Why do I feel like Micky is holding the ban hammer right now, in case I take this further...

[urban flint]

We are basically playing deal or no deal 😉

[upper oracle]

which side are you on?

[spring lion]

https://tenor.com/view/deal-damn-good-deal-good-deal-id-make-that-deal-gif-27676387

[nocturne sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/your-move-now-anya-taylor-joy-beth-harmon-the-queens-gambit-staring-gif-20433143

Your move

https://tenor.com/view/i'll-wait-patiently-oh-i-will-wait-oh-yes-i-will-man-pulling-out-camp-chair-to-wait-gif-18210748690125729645

[upper oracle]

Love Inglorious Basterds

[spring lion]

I’m so bad with movies; I know clips but I’ve barely watched any

None of the classics or anything

Need to put those on while I trade

[upper oracle]

well, just gotta find a movie that interests you. I don't usually watch movies either

[spring lion]

Yeah true I just don’t think about it tbh, I don’t even watch tv shows rlly either

[nocturne sigil]

Let’s get ready for THE most impressive hour of the day

🤷‍♂️

[spring lion]

Lot of noise rn

[agile jasper]

70 points pop candle

[spring lion]

Those only go against me so I’m glad I wasn’t in

[nocturne sigil]

things about to get real

💪

[nova swan]

https://tenor.com/view/i'll-wait-patiently-oh-i-will-wait-oh-yes-i-will-man-pulling-out-camp-chair-to-wait-gif-8015905117150617687

[spare bloom]

nice short

[nocturne sigil]

bye scammer bonehead

😹

gold

ohboy

[nocturne sigil]

thats was it

what a ride?

This is nuts

anyone see this NQ action now?

[upper oracle]

you green today?

[nocturne sigil]

yup

1 win and 1 PIA BE

[upper oracle]

just looked at the charts. Seems like I've missed out on a lot of action

fucks sake

[nocturne sigil]

you lose

LOL

[upper oracle]

Let's play Minecraft with Achilles

[nocturne sigil]

ahhhh
no
Im not a gamer

never got into it

I had friends when I was a kid

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[upper oracle]

not a gamer either

[nocturne sigil]

back then, we only had Commador64, and Atari

[upper oracle]

I used to be though

[upper oracle]

good ol times

https://klipy.com/gifs/abuelos-viejitos-1

[glossy tree]

What the fuck I make 200+ I close I down 500 market to fast fuxk nq admin

Micky pls do nq rug pull I need win

[cinder lichen]

nq crazy bounce

[nocturne sigil]

Well well well
Looks who’s here

[nova swan]

Good ol qaction

GEOPOLITICAL
Iranian TV states Iran will not recognize ceasefire announced by Trump and may not abide by it and will act in accordance with its national interests, according to Al Mayadeen

All these lies to manipulate the market

[cinder lichen]

before its all over with they investigate trump for market maninupulation

[upper oracle]

eww... that's so icky...🤢

[nocturne sigil]

bye nude scammer

[upper oracle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/patrickbateman-pointing-at

[turbid musk]

i am late to the market today 😐

[nocturne sigil]

never toooo late

Looking back, it was nasty

🧐

[turbid musk]

trump was speaking 🤔

[nocturne sigil]

Gold looked better I suppose

[turbid musk]

yes I remember I was trading it and stop.

tomorrow ceasefire will end

[nocturne sigil]

Oil was not good as well

[urban flint]

Did they solve the war he started? Or what’s up with the market

[nova swan]

same old bullshit manipulation , who even knows if this war is real , theres no way to even know its not like we can see the actual bombs dropping and the logistics behind everything that costs money , sure you can make the excuse for opsec . but its just another money grab like everything else

[urban flint]

Anything can happen in the market, no guarantees, keep an open mind and grab what you can get.

[nova swan]

what broker is that , ive seen that layout many times

[spring lion]

Idk but it’s a scam

[nocturne sigil]

scammer tripped and kicked

[spring lion]

I was typing while you were swinging

[nocturne sigil]

thats was so obvious

come on

[nova swan]

yeah it was , but i just legit wanted to know what broker that was

[spring lion]

Yeah can tell it was a rookie

Yeah I’ve seen it before as well but can’t remember

[nova swan]

are these dudes mainly bots ? or they actual people ?

[nocturne sigil]

they are neither, they are just useless masses

[turbid musk]

Im always in a trade now 🙏its been almost 2 hours since I opened this position.

Seems less stressful compared to scalping.

[nocturne sigil]

its tough to hold

what symbol?

[turbid musk]

Its not bad acrually.

[turbid musk]

Im looking at gold and nasdaq and sometimes bitcoin. Not enough time to focus on more symbols

Its easier to enter trades too while at work I just keep phone on while driving. And adjust to and sl and then leave it alone for hours

I closed the trade

[urban flint]

Send it Nq

Done

[nova swan]

30 contracts of mnq? why not just buy two full boats ? or are you staggering your orders ? and is that prop ?

[urban flint]

Yes prop, and yes, scale in out give you flexibility

[glossy tree]

Teach me your ways father

[turbid musk]

1 hour trade while at work.

All finished. Automated my trading idea 💡 😎

[nocturne sigil]

👀

[turbid musk]

I will load my cash account now

And do same thing

[agile jasper]

pretty quiet open

[nocturne sigil]

for now

[cinder lichen]

really quiet open

[nocturne sigil]

lets see if I can get f'ed on gold again

im hoping

(reverse phsychology)

[cinder lichen]

goldfingered?

[nocturne sigil]

hahaha

OH MY

[turbid musk]

This strategy was right under my nose 👃

[nocturne sigil]

Hello 👋

[cinder lichen]

come on nq lfg

[agile jasper]

ES new highs already

[nocturne sigil]

someone say NQ?

[urban flint]

Let’s go

[cinder lichen]

Yea I did

[agile jasper]

yes we heard about copy trading

[cinder lichen]

i'm long from 26845

[agile jasper]

everyone heard about copy trading

[nocturne sigil]

[turbid musk]

Looks so fancy

[nocturne sigil]

it is fancy

haha

[agile jasper]

NQ rug pull

[urban flint]

Haha

Not yet, but let’s see

[agile jasper]

well done

[nocturne sigil]

yeah, that NQ is nasty, just like yesterday

[cinder lichen]

yea its nasty

[nocturne sigil]

you guys convinced me to do gold, so do gold instead

@urban flint @surreal dust

[urban flint]

I’m looking for a short there at one point, yesterday was clean

[nocturne sigil]

SCAMMER BE GONE!

[cinder lichen]

i'm tired of blowing payout accounts

[turbid musk]

Trying some new indicators

[urban flint]

Trade too large then

[nocturne sigil]

feels like winter here

☃️

[cinder lichen]

or stop trading ht eNQ

[urban flint]

Just don’t put that much on

You have to be able to loose. Anything can happen

[cinder lichen]

yea i know that

[nocturne sigil]

just SEND IT

[urban flint]

Eying ym long

[nocturne sigil]

maybe everyone waiting for the oil numbers in 30 mins?

[urban flint]

Held long through this on Nq

[nocturne sigil]

dang

check your pants?

[agile jasper]

ahahahaha

[nocturne sigil]

💩

[agile jasper]

@agile jasper

[upper oracle]

pinged himself

extraordinary

[nocturne sigil]

the real caca?

[urban flint]

Send it

[nocturne sigil]

gold dam slow now

this is where I get my a$$ handed over

🤔

[agile jasper]

consumer confidence in

ES again new high

[nocturne sigil]

when?

[upper oracle]

are you confident?

[agile jasper]

always

[agile jasper]

the now

go NQ go

900s

[upper oracle]

must be nice being rich

[agile jasper]

27k next

[agile jasper]

no complaints

[cinder lichen]

anyone know how to do sl and tp on tradovate?

[upper oracle]

still waiting for the roomba in car pics

[agile jasper]

do ATM orders

[nocturne sigil]

with your internet speeds, you'll be waiting

[upper oracle]

Jfc. You'll never forget that hahah

should've never shown it

[nocturne sigil]

nope

LOL

1mps

[cinder lichen]

ty

[agile jasper]

dial up?

"mom hang up the phone i'm trying to place a trade"

[upper oracle]

It's faster today🤠

[nocturne sigil]

come on man

this cant be real

[upper oracle]

it is

you'll never understand my pain

[nocturne sigil]

you guys build fast cars, but slow ass web

[agile jasper]

but it's 2026...

even @turbid musk has a better internet with his new starlink

[upper oracle]

Even better now. Crazy high numbers!!1!

[upper oracle]

welcome to Germany

[upper oracle]

I have better internet with my mobile phone contract, too

[agile jasper]

@upper oracle

[turbid musk]

My phone speed at this location. It varies where I am.

[upper oracle]

Well, I do have to admit that Ken is definitely right about Germany. It is bullshit

[nocturne sigil]

👀

[agile jasper]

crude oil inventories in 15

[nocturne sigil]

🥱

👀

[urban flint]

Short gc

[agile jasper]

tickled with 27k

[spring lion]

one day when i grow up ill be like you

[urban flint]

I’m long oil and short gc

[agile jasper]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExY29udnpkeGEwbGM3d25ma212MTV4dXRmazNwc2lmajN0djd6bHQxOCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/F0uvYzyr2a7Li/giphy.gif

[cinder lichen]

when did topstep go to a limit of 10 accounts per month?

[spring lion]

i think around when tthe metals volatility spike happened

[cinder lichen]

gotcha, never had a bad month like this one

[agile jasper]

over a year ago

[cinder lichen]

that's a good thing, and a bad thing i guess

[spring lion]

yeah i mean there are so any prop firms doesnt mean a whole lot

[cinder lichen]

yea

i like projectx

[spring lion]

ya i ran automations off of it not bad

we break IB here or down first

[agile jasper]

27k

only need a 10k selloff for our 17k level @nocturne sigil

[spring lion]

37k is my level fook 17

[agile jasper]

calm down you

[cinder lichen]

27k

[urban flint]

wtf is ym doing 😂

[cinder lichen]

waffling

[nocturne sigil]

nasty

[urban flint]

Well we know now, it stalled!

[nocturne sigil]

only play on gold is shorting I guess

[nova swan]

im loving the new oscillator i built from quiant , it has multiple bars indicating bullish or bearish strength , when all 4 bars are green it indicates bearish and in multiple time frames , it really validates

[nocturne sigil]

looks good

[nova swan]

yeah im not going to say it 100 percent validates , because thats always up for debate , but it at least gives me a bit more confidence especailly with all the whipsawing these days , when a cleaner market is back on and rocking i think this will be a deadly tool

[agile jasper]

you are timed out

@cobalt tundra 👆 spam links are not allowed #✨community-guide

[glacial herald]

Anybody here who automated future trading using traderspost ?

[glossy tree]

Ok now who the hell is dumbing a trillion into nq stop rug pulling me

[nocturne sigil]

Will gold make a huge reversal and pump higher now?

[fading pier]

any thoughts on recent parabolic move on the spy? there’s been no pullbacks at all

[urban flint]

Strange TA playing out

Looks like there’s not enough bears to take the market down

[fading pier]

how would you trade this? chase the highs or wait for a pullback

feeling kinda fomo with all this parabolic moves

[urban flint]

You dont.

[cinder lichen]

sometimes the best trade is don't trade

[nocturne sigil]

true

higher?

[agile jasper]

TSLA earnings soon

[upper oracle]

Not as good as yesterday, but still green

[cinder lichen]

i've got 3 half across the finish line

[spring lion]

Do you guys all just yolo evals?

seems like no one takes like even a full week

Just win or bust

[cinder lichen]

I try to do an eval in two days

but i'm impatient, then i slow down real accounts

[spring lion]

You just go crazy r:r or just heavy position sizes?

[cinder lichen]

I just start small, and add into a positiion till i get 1500 in profit

it doesn't always work

but that teaches you bad trading habits

[spring lion]

Ah I c ic

Can be ok, as long as your acceptance rate is good for you I say it’s good

[cinder lichen]

thing is you form a bad habit, it becomes that way for even your sim funded payout accounts, its just i'm personally impatient

[spring lion]

I would say you could do a just long at open and close at halfway through profit and then repeat. Would average to a like 24% avg Strat prob lol

[spring lion]

Yeah sim is annoying

[cinder lichen]

my schwab account is tottaly different

its really money and i trade it totally different

[nova swan]

maybe a little prelude to the after market hours

[nocturne sigil]

oh boy

10 minutes until flush?

might be a gapper?

[nova swan]

Well it might explain the bullish behavior right before the market close. We shall see

[spring lion]

Maybe Ken would be interested but no one else here cares

[urban flint]

Wow

[agile jasper]

bye nq

[nocturne sigil]

and gold

[agile jasper]

can't trade shit

[nocturne sigil]

You big boy now

[upper oracle]

Live Accounts aren't necessarily good deals

though I don't know about lucid

[urban flint]

What was the news?

[agile jasper]

gave back the entire move

[urban flint]

No timeline on the war, that’s it?

[nocturne sigil]

i only trade with a live real cash account

yup

[agile jasper]

always a big boy

[humble trout]

I got ripped hard on oil to9day after the morning dip

God why didnt i cover on the pop

ugh it got ugly i thought the taco trade would taco

[upper oracle]

I mean prop firm live accounts

[upper oracle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sml-bowser-57--k01KPWPDZ0SQZAFPGH4T1EM2ZAW

[sharp palm]

Can anyone tell me how their experience has been with the Lux Algo premium plan? Any advice you can give me?

[nocturne sigil]

Ahhhhhh

[vocal haven]

will the stocks live scanner be back anytime soon?

[agile jasper]

under maintenance right now, we don't have an ETA

[upper oracle]

fugoff

that guy is 100% a scammer. Reacted to his own message

[nocturne sigil]

yup

bye

[nocturne sigil]

chop on gold

PIA

guess we wait for news

[turbid musk]

All done in funded and eval

Time to farm the markets with my cash account very soon

[nocturne sigil]

Farming?

You mean with Benjy?

@sturdy wharf

[turbid musk]

I will make 2nd version for eval passing 😀

[nocturne sigil]

@sturdy wharf just noticed your profile pic
You changed

[sturdy wharf]

Indeed

this quant update just gave me something to do for the next decade lmao

[turbid musk]

No more accounts to trade. Trading day over so soon

[sturdy wharf]

its a little odd lmao

[nocturne sigil]

Buy some more?

[turbid musk]

Yes but I want to earn in my cash first

[nocturne sigil]

Nice chart

[nocturne sigil]

Hello?

[turbid musk]

[nocturne sigil]

driving?

[turbid musk]

Lunch break in 5minutes 😀

[nocturne sigil]

take your bus to a drive through?

[spring lion]

Special angle just for micky

[nocturne sigil]

almost

had my index finger pressing half way

[spring lion]

Haha

[nocturne sigil]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[spring lion]

One of these days

I have to do it only every now and then to keep you on your toes

37k incoming??

[agile jasper]

#📈futures-stocks-chat message

[nocturne sigil]

this gold

really pissed off today

[cinder lichen]

gold not loving you

[nocturne sigil]

not today

looking at entries at the wrong time

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[cinder lichen]

i'm having a bad day as well

[nocturne sigil]

finally

OMG

Scammer doneZO !

yup, one and only PIA short on gold
60 ticks

👀

[glossy tree]

That flow indicator looks real nice Micky

[nocturne sigil]

fancy glow to it, LOL

Should had held?

[nocturne sigil]

oh yeah, took this short nq as well

[spring lion]

You didn’t have to kill my IB pump out of spite

[spare bloom]

this short on nq took forever had one at 27140 but finally banked on it

mofos were buying every 10 point drop

[woven dock]

anyone liking ES shorts?

[nocturne sigil]

ES shorts might be a thing soon

anyone shorting crude?

NY lunch almost over

It's GO TIME

[agile jasper]

tweet?

[woven dock]

well that hit

[nocturne sigil]

gold be flushing

and I wasnt watching

🎃

[agile jasper]

CL to the moon

[nocturne sigil]

ES dump-a-roosky

[agile jasper]

more flush coming

[spring lion]

Was this like a pro peace guy? Why is this such a reaction

[agile jasper]

no idea who the guy is

[spring lion]

That’s what IM saying

I wasn’t even in a trade idk why I’m mad

[agile jasper]

you mad becuse you missed it 😂

short now it'll go down more

[spring lion]

If I lose money I’m coming for u

[woven dock]

hey guys, what do you find to be the best strategy/indicator for a 50k funded account?

[agile jasper]

that's fine

[spring lion]

We call it the Full Port CACA 3m ORB Strategy Framework

[agile jasper]

this 👆

[woven dock]

sounds... great!

[spring lion]

In all seriousness tho you can go to strategy and indicator chat and there’s a lot there to check out

[woven dock]

okay sounds good man thank u

just joined today

[spring lion]

Welcome welcome

[woven dock]

i use PML/PMH myself, but very interested in learning and seeing what goes on with this

finding it to not work consistently. When it works, it WORKS. when it doesn't, it does NOT

[nocturne sigil]

👀

[woven dock]

NQ long?

[nocturne sigil]

Ill watch

Ill support you from afar

LOLLLL

might be the bounce though

[woven dock]

yeahhhh no

maybe?

[spring lion]

Weekly vwap touch here perhaps

[woven dock]

where is it at?

[spring lion]

~26,845

[woven dock]

gotcha

[agile jasper]

here we go again

[spring lion]

I am very glad I got out of TQQQ

[spare bloom]

good rugpull

[spring lion]

Through wVWAP

Should be support 26800?

[spare bloom]

nq needs a cooldown thing been going nonstop for a month now on no news whatsoever i dont even know why it is making ath

[agile jasper]

no support until 17k

[spring lion]

No resistance until 37k

[agile jasper]

so we're right in the middle

[spare bloom]

tho i kinda miss the days gold would pump on geopolitical news now it is same with other assets just dumping

[spring lion]

Easy range trade

[agile jasper]

#📈futures-stocks-chat message

https://tenor.com/view/so-good-wink-smile-oh-yeah-its-true-gif-24163876

[spare bloom]

i yolo bought gold

nq buy looks more dangerous so i went with gold for a retracement

GG gold

[nocturne sigil]

stupid gold

lol

[spare bloom]

i love it

i am out

done for today xD

nq seems it did the same kinda of pump

mm strong reversal did they stop attacking or was it false alarm?

[agile jasper]

300 points pump back up 😂

[nocturne sigil]

Go real or go home

jk

[turbid musk]

I took 2nd trade in funded before it was a small scalp

[spare bloom]

it is safe sell under 27k

if it goes goes above 27k then no

[reef imp]

anh clues why is it all dropping?

[turbid musk]

Win rate is not high for this strategy but high RR

[spare bloom]

iran got hit with some drones

[spare bloom]

if i were you would put my entry at your stop loss

but thats not a bad entry just the stop loss will most likely get hit

[turbid musk]

A few ticks from being stopped

[upper oracle]

fugoff

[agile jasper]

he did

[upper oracle]

what an idiot

[agile jasper]

he left before he had a chance to read my reply #💬hangout message

[upper oracle]

damn, sending him back to school. Ruthless

[nocturne sigil]

whatd i mis?

[upper oracle]

first scammer that actually replied to "fugoff". So petty

"Replying isn't a must. Slave"

[nocturne sigil]

[nocturne sigil]

Dump-a-roooooooo

[upper oracle]

fugoff

[nocturne sigil]

Tilted pics?

Crooked

[upper oracle]

I started calling them Lapsyn pics

[nocturne sigil]

[upper oracle]

[nocturne sigil]

[upper oracle]

[nocturne sigil]

Sometimes me needs to break the chain

[upper oracle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/youre-weak-wimp--k01KPY4Z6G2E82EAC5DEXN0Z77S

[nocturne sigil]

@agile jasper can continue

[upper oracle]

our big boy is probably already fast asleep

[nocturne sigil]

Bet he’s not

[upper oracle]

Think he's still secretly playing on his nintendo underneath the blanket?

[nocturne sigil]

Oh I know

[agile jasper]

what did i miss

[main sorrel]

New payout caps on Topstep

[turbid musk]

Need this one for stealth solar camper.

[spring lion]

Brother

You’re telling me a solar panel can output more than a gigawatt of energy

Actually 20 gigawatts

That comparison to reality is off by a factor of 40 million…

Which means you would need to cover mmm the entirety of central Tokyo in solar panels

Something like 200-300 sq miles

[nocturne sigil]

What’s shaking bacon? 🥓

[nova swan]

Bigger or smaller ?

[glossy tree]

Guys I have new Strat with high win rate using the nanosecond tf

[upper oracle]

wait, actually?

[main sorrel]

50k and 100k smaller. Can only take a max of 2k each payout on a 50k now. Accts made before 28th remain the same.

[glacial herald]

using backtester if i get a profitable strategy using signal and overlays and if i try to auto trade using traderspost than will i get same profitable as backtester showing ?

[agile jasper]

it will be close, but not the same. there will always be lag between tradingview sending the webhook to traderspost -> traderspost to your broker -> execution. also make sure you include the commissions on the backtester, slippage, etc

[spring lion]

Yeah rough estimate based on avg solar panel output, unless I did math wrong

[main sorrel]

Would also make sure it’s set to on bar close to prevent false signal entries.

[surreal dust]

SL in profit

[upper oracle]

that's a nice stop loss you got there

I wanna touch it

I'm gonna touch it

[turbid musk]

copier didn't close the other accounts and i closed them manually.

[surreal dust]

Sl in profit again

[upper oracle]

I'm gonna touch you

[turbid musk]

My strategy is fast and also kind of boring

[nocturne sigil]

fast and boring?

🤔

[turbid musk]

American brokerage accounts like Ninja 🥷 doesn't have crypto deposit and withdrawal but international brokerages do

And

I would of been able to deposit, trade and withdraw same day if they did allow

Crypto deposit and withdrawal is so fast sending and receiving internationally too

Crypto is a world currency ☺️

[nocturne sigil]

tagged me out quick

[turbid musk]

Depositing by bank is very slow 🐌 compared to crypto

[upper oracle]

Not necessarily. There's real-time transfer

[turbid musk]

Yeah the less time my accounts are exposed to the market the better

[turbid musk]

Ninja hasnt cleared my deposit thats why -_-

I withdraw same day and sent it overseas and it was received in 1 minute via crypto

[upper oracle]

Well, that's fucked. Stay away from them then

[turbid musk]

Yes my auto strategy requires ninja or tradovate connection for now

[upper oracle]

No other way out?

[turbid musk]

Solana is the cheapest fastest network along with usdt er20

"Your funds will be available after 4:30 PM Central Time on April 28, 2026."

[nocturne sigil]

Lets buy lunch!

[spring lion]

Early tilt pick to catch micky off guard

[nocturne sigil]

wtahc it

watch

[turbid musk]

Okay after I earn in my cash account when deposit clears 5 days from now 😌

[nocturne sigil]

YES!

[turbid musk]

9:51 am est absorption of buy orders

[nocturne sigil]

GC be pumping

[spring lion]

You should make your chart glow gold micky

[turbid musk]

Gold had absorption of sell orders 9:06am est

Same sellers absorbed mnq and price going down

[nocturne sigil]

thats an idea

EDC Glow

https://giphy.com/gifs/laserface-festival-edm-trance-YrMfzb1tQqWPIAHL6n

[wet jetty]

von nachui

[nocturne sigil]

I just tarnslated this
Can you clarify?
@upper oracle help ?

[agile jasper]

i hear this word very often on dota 🤔

[wet jetty]

nachui skauda dantį.

[upper oracle]

It means "fugoff"

[nocturne sigil]

serious?

[upper oracle]

yeah

russian

[wet jetty]

tai taip pat,kaip pasakyčiau,kad eina sau,kaip gražu. tai čia tas pats.

[nocturne sigil]

"f off" does not mean this

?

[upper oracle]

nope, that one doesn't make sense to me

[wet jetty]

sunku paaiškinti,jūs europiečiai nesuprasit.

[nocturne sigil]

Lets stick to trading then, what do you trade?

[upper oracle]

alright, this doesn't look like russian

May be lithuan

[urban flint]

Here’s the trade

[turbid musk]

The language you provided is Lithuanian (lietuvių kalba), which is the official language of Lithuania, a country in Northern Europe on the eastern shore of the Baltic Sea.

​Translation & Meaning
​The sentence translates to:
​"It's hard to explain, you Europeans won't understand."

[urban flint]

Up or down?

[nocturne sigil]

up?

down?

not sure

what do you think?

[upper oracle]

in circles

[nocturne sigil]

yeah

pretty much

[turbid musk]

I think up now

Has to break the level where absorption took place first

[urban flint]

Send it up

[nocturne sigil]

it should

its resting now

she's trying

No?

or fake out?

[urban flint]

Nahh we go

[nocturne sigil]

NQ painfully trying to creep higher

[nocturne sigil]

the sticks are out

[urban flint]

Alright. Cya tomorrow

[nocturne sigil]

That was quick, its not even noon there

going hunting?

fishing?

whats the season up there?

deer?

trout?

1st key level hit

[turbid musk]

Packing my things and going to my moms

I am off work until Wednesday I took some days off

I have 30 days off this year 🙂

[nocturne sigil]

dog training?

whats latest on the rabid dog?

[turbid musk]

Im staying in her barn and I brought starlink now same place where her dog is staying

[nocturne sigil]

I thought the dog doesnt like you?

[turbid musk]

Im not staying same unit as her dog.

[nocturne sigil]

Carry mace

👀

[turbid musk]

Bear spray 😅

[nocturne sigil]

that works

[nocturne sigil]

ever had to use it?

[turbid musk]

I have 2 that my mom gave me

There is also loaded shotgun in the barn Its only if a bear is around.

[nocturne sigil]

dam

where she live? north west jersey?

near pocono ?

[turbid musk]

Yes in the mountain

[nocturne sigil]

coming for you

at least Jesey doesnt have grizzlies

only black bears

I think

[upper oracle]

that's probably why he seeks shelter in the barn haha