📈futures-stocks-chat

[tribal sapphire]

Now look at this MF

[lost rose]

took one trade pre market this morn that broke even

nothing else has looked goo to me since.. unless pm sesh is decent probaly no trades for me today..

[nocturne sigil]

day still young

get ready

locked and loaded

[vagrant plank]

so much sideways action lately

[upper oracle]

WE NEED TRUMP

[cosmic ember]

no thank you im in longs right now

[upper oracle]

NEED TARIFF NEWS!

[analog girder]

Aussie movies getting slapped with 100%!!!

I know ur devastated

[upper oracle]

oh no...

such a monstrously heinous decision

[analog girder]

yeah no more cheap mad max for u

[upper oracle]

oh FUAK!

[analog girder]

pretty silly tariff really

movie industry here is tiny

[upper oracle]

Yeah, that's basically just a "Fuck you"

Should put tariffs on the German entertainment industry though

nobody needs that junk anyway. Reinvest the money into something good

[analog girder]

man no u cant touch the german porn

classic stuff

[upper oracle]

Ok, that gets a pass

"Warum liegt hier Stroh?"

[analog girder]

ok

achtung

[agile jasper]

bitte

[upper oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/warum-liegt-hier-stroh-epic-scene-funny-trendizisst-gif-16203983

man, just chopping sideways...

[analog girder]

is that a random pile of hay in the background?

[upper oracle]

Yeah, German plot

[stable sigil]

Guys

HOW THE ACTUAL FLIPPING F*CK DO I FIND MY DAILY BIAS

[analog girder]

in the mirror

[stable sigil]

I tried the dick n balls structure

[upper oracle]

you don't

I don't either

[stable sigil]

But it didn't work

[analog girder]

wrond way round

[stable sigil]

Any help

[analog girder]

with ur dick n balls

[stable sigil]

The pattern 🥀

[stable sigil]

It's authentic

[analog girder]

yeah it is... trademark it

[stable sigil]

Wait until u see my other structures

[analog girder]

achtung

hopefully something i havent seen before

if it has something to do with a glass bottle... I don't want to watch that again pls

[stable sigil]

Open the Pic for a better structure view

Nah fr smn help 🙏🏻

[proud quartz]

👏👏 Could you share your setup with me?

[stable sigil]

I wanna know how to find my daily bias

[analog girder]

post it on tradingview now

[stable sigil]

..

[stable sigil]

Which one

[tulip blaze]

Hey man

[stable sigil]

There is a LeBron one too

[stable sigil]

Sup?

[nocturne sigil]

I go over my scalps in my streams here #1199356285813006367

[agile jasper]

@upper oracle i read germany is kinda f**ed right now

[upper oracle]

has been for quite a while now actually

You mean because of Friedrich Merz?

[vagrant plank]

🥱

[main sorrel]

My power hour has turned into 4:00-4:05 lately lmao

[agile jasper]

yes

[upper oracle]

well, he failed in the first one. Got through the second though so he's now the Chancellor

[nocturne sigil]

what is this?

[stable sigil]

Smart money concepts

[stable sigil]

It's called the dick and balls structure

[nocturne sigil]

Dont think so

[stable sigil]

It's a good one

It got 69.69 % win rate

[upper oracle]

mate, read the room👀

[stable sigil]

It's AUTHENTIC

[stable sigil]

LeBron bullish market structure

Back tested

110% win rate

Extra 10%. If it's a dunk

[tulip rose]

hehe just ignore him or she

[upper oracle]

Sup Ivy, you know them already?

[tulip rose]

hehe I do not have idea who this is, LMAO

[plain jetty]

power 15 mins here we come

[upper oracle]

This makes me sad

Am I tripping or is it barely half of what it used to be?

[nocturne sigil]

Doesn’t affect me and my trading days

Some people wanna go out and some don’t

[upper oracle]

No! That is unfair

[nocturne sigil]

Hahahah

[upper oracle]

You need to continue trading 😦

Safe harbors are unjust

[upper oracle]

Maybe I should go outside sometime too

[nocturne sigil]

Touch grass

[upper oracle]

Do they still drive cars on roads?

[nocturne sigil]

We fly

[upper oracle]

Are pokemon cards still a thing?

[nocturne sigil]

Never a thing

👀

[upper oracle]

I'll need a helicopter then

[upper oracle]

Well, if you got the right ones, there were a lot of people willing to pay absurd sums

[nocturne sigil]

Grow up

Hahaha

Joking

[urban flint]

India just attacked packistan. Ouch

[upper oracle]

😦

[upper oracle]

Called it!

[nocturne sigil]

Didn’t this happened a few days ago? Already fighting, right?

[upper oracle]

Just tough-talk before

[nocturne sigil]

Hmmmm you sure about that? I thought the fight began

[upper oracle]

News 17 minutes ago confirmed launch of Indian army's offensive

[nocturne sigil]

News217 is late to the game then

[main sorrel]

I just saw something about an operation finally launching

Might be late to the party tho

[upper oracle]

17, sry

[upper oracle]

Correction. There was already some limited fighting along the Line of Control but no big attacks since 24th of April. On 5th of May, Pakistan did some missile tests, and today India launched missile strikes

[nocturne sigil]

Ahhh haaaa

I thought I read somewhere something happened already

I wasn’t dreaming

[upper oracle]

Thought so too. Was under the impression it was only talk and some tests to provoke. But it seems, they were already having a little pillow fight

But yes, you were dreaming. Because I can't be wrong. Never

[nocturne sigil]

Pillow?
Haha for me, bullets are more dangerous than pillows

[nocturne sigil]

Hahahahahahahahahaha

[upper oracle]

If accelerated enough, pillows can be just as deadly

[nocturne sigil]

The corner of the pillow, the fabric cloth piece, can graze your eyeball, that would do some damage

[woeful sun]

It’s nice to see other people using a similar EMA Strat. No one ever showed me this.
Figured it out on my own.

[upper oracle]

Deadly!

[surreal dust]

Will be interesting to see the market open reaction

They did warn last week it was coming

[agile jasper]

AMD earnings were also good btw

nvm i see it dipped back post earnings but they were up like 6%

[surreal dust]

I fell asleep tbh like 5 hours ago or something 😂… woke up to watch extra time Barcelona vs Inter

Guessing this news hasn’t helped AMD either

[agile jasper]

yup possibly

fullport short?

[upper oracle]

you were saying...?👀

[surreal dust]

Gonna see soon

Crypto might get smashed too

Might get some good entries

But worries to enter pre FMOC tho

[agile jasper]

news is over 1h old crypto did nothing

[agile jasper]

FOMC will do nothing

[upper oracle]

I wholeheartedly believe we'll have a gap up

[surreal dust]

I think the sell off into nothing happening / June update might happen

But all guess work 😅

Flirting with dangerous support lines and closes now across index and crypto

[surreal dust]

Was lucky the market was closed at the time

[upper oracle]

I was right 🙂

[surreal dust]

nice

[upper oracle]

well, not really. The "gap up"-thing was sarcasm

wtf. So the market wants to see india and pakistan in a war...

[main sorrel]

Weird gap up imo

[surreal dust]

wow that was an interesting move lol

low volume tho

ish

[main sorrel]

Idk if I should touch this

[upper oracle]

yup weaksauce

[urban flint]

What’s up with this

[main sorrel]

News we missed?

[surreal dust]

something is definitely happening

[urban flint]

Crazy move

[surreal dust]

massive moves

[main sorrel]

Wait for Asia?

[cloud crescent]

reports about China and US meeting for talks

[surreal dust]

that would make sense

[surreal dust]

like in the last hour or two?

[upper oracle]

Think I found the fucker

[cloud crescent]

https://www.financialjuice.com/News/8891969/Bessent-Greer-to-discuss-China-to-initiate-trade-negotiations.aspx

[surreal dust]

nice spot

missed it inbetween the other stuff

[upper oracle]

was faster

[urban flint]

So we will talk means we made a deal apparently

[cloud crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/the-great-gatsby-suck-it-leonardo-dicaprio-liquor-gif-16366501

[surreal dust]

you know how it is 🫣

[urban flint]

I hear they are getting fed up in china over this. Too

[main sorrel]

Lmao yeah until it’s no deal time

[upper oracle]

horrible spreads

[surreal dust]

tempted to short tbh 😂

[untold prawn]

wait so the news is china

[surreal dust]

but can't short that momenitum lol

might go back to bed

[cloud crescent]

Will drop just a fast when it turns out to be just to agree that they don't agree

[untold prawn]

man this is a crazy move

[surreal dust]

that wil do me

gn

😄

have to put into profit cause one more positive tweet from China and we will rip 🤣

hopefully they are silent (if you are short)... see you guys tomorrow ... or later :p

[upper oracle]

I'm gonna fade you so hard

[upper oracle]

cya mate

[surreal dust]

hmm

just saw that

dunno how old that one is

[upper oracle]

should be recent

[surreal dust]

looks like tariff news is more heavily weighted than that conflict for now

[upper oracle]

definitely

not too many people care about Pakistan

and there's no way India loses this one

thought you wanted to go to sleep?

[surreal dust]

surprised there isn't negative PA on this tbh

i was stupid phone pop ups 😄

[upper oracle]

The Greeeeed

dragged you back into the degen world haha

[surreal dust]

i just dont see how there isn't a drop from that rhetoric

but markets do what they do!

[upper oracle]

Couple hours ago

[surreal dust]

yeah i saw tha tone

wish I could do the same

🤣

[upper oracle]

[upper oracle]

Just take on debt and keep refinancing

[surreal dust]

works if the interest rates dont rocket 😄

will wait for 30 mins and see whay happenes

[upper oracle]

Then create successors and give each of them a portion of the debt so you will never have to concern yourself with the pile of ever-accumulating debt😁

[upper oracle]

Well, that‘s something you just leave to the future generations

[surreal dust]

to the tik tok gen.. no thanks 😄

[upper oracle]

Perfectly blue-eyed😄

[surreal dust]

strong language coming out on the news from both sides as you would expect

see if it hits financial juice headlines

[upper oracle]

Hitting the sack. Cya tomorrow

[surreal dust]

gn mate... watching gold atm

[agile jasper]

damn what a pump

was driving this beauty so i missed everything 😂😂😂

[surreal dust]

ohh you bought?

[main sorrel]

How was the interior noise? any rattles or anything?

[lost rose]

damn whata pop.. just logged on

[agile jasper]

i didn't

[agile jasper]

no noise at all

[agile jasper]

the car is like 100k+ lol

not available in the uk

[main sorrel]

So you'd be the only one rocking one around?

[agile jasper]

they're illegal because of the sharp edges 😂😂😂

i can't ship it from the states unfortunately

crazy

[main sorrel]

Thats crazy

You can put a boat on a truck frame here and get it registered

[surreal dust]

haha didn't know that

[nocturne sigil]

You guys still here?

WTF

LOLLLL

[agile jasper]

I am

7PM for me

[nocturne sigil]

I see some great stick plays so far

[river panther]

daily buy signal gold medium autopilot

[fair socket]

todays news

[cedar flicker]

new 50k test

[fair socket]

lovely stuff! 😎

[upper oracle]

You are our weather boy

[surreal dust]

wow

market still hasn't moved

going to be fun when it does 😂

[upper oracle]

gm Achilles

I dreamed of you

[surreal dust]

Morning mate

goodbye mate

[upper oracle]

🤣

[surreal dust]

https://tenor.com/view/running-quick-fast-running-fast-sprint-gif-11390031044419433068

[upper oracle]

Sup mate, how are you?

Anything interesting?

[surreal dust]

https://tenor.com/view/blocked-blocked-cat-block-block-cat-cat-block-gif-12390661323466413430

Haha about as boring as your dream I hope lol

[upper oracle]

Guess I win this round haha

[upper oracle]

We played bingo. You got greedy and we had to sell a house

[surreal dust]

i mean it is a bit aggressive as a first statement in the morning 😄

[surreal dust]

i always win at bingo so dont worry 😉

Just heading out now to buy some local honey

[upper oracle]

you play bingo?

[surreal dust]

need it for pollen allergies that are about to start

[upper oracle]

rough

[surreal dust]

when i take the kids to their amusement park things and we stay overnight they do like fun bingo for families 😄

[surreal dust]

worse time year.... 6-8 weeks of misery

really hate it

[upper oracle]

training the kids to take your place later on haha

[surreal dust]

i have 4 airfilters and two aircon units in my house

to try elminate all pollen during that period lol

[upper oracle]

jfc

[fair socket]

Ahaha

[surreal dust]

well next gen have go to be better than the previous gen 😄

[upper oracle]

[surreal dust]

he will be dreaming about you and tomato juice next !

[upper oracle]

Already did. Very peculiar dream

[surreal dust]

oops

haha ok bbl.. going to the shop

[upper oracle]

I have very weird dreaming habits. Brain stays very active during the night and this results in having very vivid dreams about what happened before going to sleep😂

[fair socket]

that would be a nightmare and not a dream if its anything about tomato juice

[upper oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/bath-nutella-yum-fun-after-school-activity-gif-25660451

[fair socket]

(Deletes image) 😂

[cedar flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/sarah-paulson-katharinaste-ellen-degeneres-akward-awkward-gif-16768015177109483020

[nocturne sigil]

This gif is yucky 🤮

[cedar flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/umm-umm-ok-awkward-awkward-silence-silence-gif-12224157458764641268

[surreal dust]

oh lordy

hope for that guys sake it isn't hot sauce 🫠

Just bought a very nice lasagna from the butchers

good lunch 😄

[upper oracle]

good thing you reminded me to eat

[surreal dust]

eat while it is dead 😄

[upper oracle]

you eat dead animals? Gross

Doesn't taste as good if it can't run away

[surreal dust]

i would argue the opposite 😄

[upper oracle]

Eating the beating heart of a bull will give you the strength of one

[nocturne sigil]

Pics or didn’t happen

🐂

[upper oracle]

Taking some during the next ritual. Just ignore the red robes worn by everyone present and the masks

may look like a scene from "Eyes Wide Shut"

[nocturne sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/cult-the-craft-ritual-gif-11800002

[upper oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-wide-shut-stanley-kubrick-movies-tom-cruise-masks-gif-27061539

more like this 🙂

[lost rose]

makret been buns this week so far

[upper oracle]

absolute dogwater

[nocturne sigil]

Well, we got FOMC today
RIght?

Dam, this couldnt waiting until open

[lost rose]

theres some voulme

gonna wait for some structure tho

[nocturne sigil]

this might be the move of the day, thats it, chop from here

LOL

[agile jasper]

GM

[surreal dust]

meh not feeling it again

might wait till fmoc

see how the market open goes

[cosmic ember]

What is look good on the charts today for trade 🙃as I can’t trade gold with all the nonsense

[nocturne sigil]

same here, I actually closed my GC charts for today

Nice play here

didnt take though
triggered before 9am

dam

[outer maple]

Maybe better addressed in the live stream and had planned to ask. I think this has come up previously but how do you handle when you get a candle close right at the line and then an open on the very next candle past your stick like what looks to have happened in your image.
I may have just reset at that point and set the stick below the bullish candle wick.

[agile jasper]

FOMC will do nothing

[surreal dust]

will be a cataylst tho for the next move

I am hoping for three days of lower

fake out to the downside

and then positive tariffs next week and we push up

🤷‍♂️

[upper oracle]

Micky!

Please tell me that this dogshit price action will finally get better after FOMC

[nocturne sigil]

Just depends how you wanna play this, the way I enter most time will be different, in the above example, I could close out immediately, or the SL is at the previous high, as long as structure is not broken, im good to stay in

that is why my lines are not really touching any wicks or body somewhat, I give it some room

and I use the thickest line

[nocturne sigil]

If thats what you wanna hear, then NO

LOLLLLLL

[surreal dust]

Mods are evil

😄

[upper oracle]

you fucking monster

[surreal dust]

🙏

[upper oracle]

no, in your experience, is FOMC day just shit overall?

[nocturne sigil]

🤷‍♂️

[nocturne sigil]

shhh
i watching for a trade

[upper oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/aaronpaul-aaron-paul-cry-crying-gif-7621646

[nocturne sigil]

Got it

30 long

HyperWave baby !!!!!!!

[upper oracle]

your sticks work during this chop?

[nocturne sigil]

thats why they call is Chop-Sticks

[upper oracle]

genius haha

[nocturne sigil]

I just had to, you left the door open on this one

[upper oracle]

gotta watch some replays on your stick explanation then

[surreal dust]

maybe my market prediction will come true for the week

we will see 😄

[nocturne sigil]

Wanna trade crude with the news drop 60 min?

[surreal dust]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-star-wars-emperor-palpatine-palpatine-gif-799657800635657398

[nocturne sigil]

lets see

naw

LOL

ill stay with es or nq today

per usual

nuthin' to see

move along

[surreal dust]

https://tenor.com/view/meeting-bored-office-spaces-asleep-drowsy-gif-5385105

reallly hope we dump so i can get some new crypto positions 😄

i am all cash atm in that area

[nocturne sigil]

cash is king

👑

hope this set up is timed right

with open bell

come on

flush it!

got it
45 ticks on the slippage in my favor

[agile jasper]

i am actually surprised we didn't fill the gap overnight

bbbbbbbboooner candle

[nocturne sigil]

whats that?

[agile jasper]

that was strong lol

[spare bloom]

Not bad long acalps

[vagrant plank]

https://tenor.com/view/iota-green-green-candle-pump-crypto-gif-21590989

[nocturne sigil]

Ill wait a bit to clean my chart, the sticks are all wacked now

[agile jasper]

AHAHAHAHAHAH

[nocturne sigil]

Yup
Need to delete everything and redraw sticks later

[urban flint]

I'm short

[agile jasper]

stuck at the lows now

i was considering a short but still inside the range

might just break lower now

[spare bloom]

Qaction signal

[nocturne sigil]

fade for a short?

forget it
ill be a spectator

https://tenor.com/view/jennifer-lawrence-the-mocking-jay-the-hunger-games-hunger-games-mocking-jay-gif-306890344301460620

[nocturne sigil]

fancy pants wanna join in

[cedar flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/stickergiant-what-where-t-rex-where-is-it-gif-25977220

[spare bloom]

Thanks @urban flint

[nocturne sigil]

got it
30 long

LOL

[spare bloom]

Longed 19874

[nocturne sigil]

so much for just watching

[spare bloom]

Qaction signals too good

[nocturne sigil]

he told me to watch for longs

LOL

go mean stop
red means up

[surreal dust]

https://tenor.com/view/fail-shotgun-gif-21627477

[gloomy quail]

Welcome to DAY 3 of 5 Ladies and Gentlemen. Remember FOMC

[surreal dust]

Whats FOMC? I only know FOMO

[spare bloom]

There is JOMO

Joy of missing out

[nocturne sigil]

30 long

[spare bloom]

Ez open so far

[nocturne sigil]

dam

lucky

shit

[plain jetty]

dam micky

[pale dust]

glad shorted haha

[nocturne sigil]

i dodged a bullet

[plain jetty]

i saw that

[agile jasper]

someone is talking

[nocturne sigil]

not quick enough to take the short

right there

dam

[spare bloom]

Take long then ?

[nocturne sigil]

took the long for 30 before it tanked

[spare bloom]

Take again

[nocturne sigil]

got the wick

[spare bloom]

We farm every drop of this range

until it is over

🔥

[surreal dust]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-face-wide-eyes-bug-eyes-shocked-surprised-gif-17836791

war news

kinda

[spare bloom]

Nice long scalp again

Qaction called the bottom ez longs until new lows

[nocturne sigil]

nasty 1m wicks nq

[agile jasper]

no clear direction yet

[nocturne sigil]

i think im done, until maybe after londo close

maybe not

LOL

we shall see

[spare bloom]

@surreal dust you took any trades?

[urban flint]

Choppy

[nocturne sigil]

Lets zoom out

[lost rose]

price right at vwap...

[agile jasper]

NQ's vwap at 971

[spare bloom]

Trying my luck with 930 short

Tho longs been good for me so far will see if this works out

Hahah

Hit straight to my tp

[lost rose]

im on ES.. an use HA candles

been helping out my trading a lot more with S&R

[spare bloom]

I am done 8 trades 8 wins

7 longs 1 short

[lost rose]

u beast

[upper oracle]

DLL on topstep eval triggered

man, I hate this

[nocturne sigil]

whats that?

[upper oracle]

Daily loss limit

[main sorrel]

Im 800 away from my dll. Horrible morning

[nocturne sigil]

then you lose

👀

[upper oracle]

nope, just caps your loss. Will be able to trade tmr

but this is just so blatantly stupid

[nocturne sigil]

ahhh ok, so this is thier way to lock you until next day

[hexed grotto]

man fuck i been getting cooked this week
price action been so terrible

[main sorrel]

I think ill wait for 2:00

[spare bloom]

Farm the range

[upper oracle]

barely scraped the limit, which was just above SL. Then it went up

[upper oracle]

their way to fuck you

[spare bloom]

You either trade the range or you wait for a breakout

[main sorrel]

That news candle porked me like 3k

Was looking for open range break and it said hell nah

[spare bloom]

Yeah was heavy range

[hexed grotto]

maybe wait for a hourly order block and try a scalp

[spare bloom]

I think april used the entire year volatility

market is exhausted i feel

[celest hornet]

pa is shit

mucho shit

[hexed grotto]

pa has been shit all week

annoying

[celest hornet]

waiting till fomc is over

[spare bloom]

Yep

[upper oracle]

yup, just gonna do some IQ tests for the rest of the day. 1k loss on eval, 700 loss on funded

[celest hornet]

ah shit yup feel like all month they been fucking us

[spare bloom]

well they either fuck you fast or slowly last month was fast now it is slow

[upper oracle]

nah, last month was the dream

uncontrolled-drooling-inducing profits

[vagrant plank]

is it just always going to be like this now? any chance it goes back to being slightly easier?

[celest hornet]

ts is stupid

[upper oracle]

lock out

[spare bloom]

Chill guys every fomc it is like this

Nothing happens until powell

[hexed grotto]

yeah thats true

but all week long???

ridiculous

[vagrant plank]

kalshi odds are 96:1 no rate cuts

96:4*

[upper oracle]

was wondering haha

[spare bloom]

I think maybe it is because it is a rate desicion not just a meeting

[urban flint]

Got out after open and joined the long team.

[urban flint]

Time to short Cartia

[spare bloom]

i did one short but i am done for now

[upper oracle]

"Nice SL you got there"

[vagrant plank]

Bessent testifying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT2zaLyPFqg

[nocturne sigil]

Hahahaha

You take it like a man

[upper oracle]

ofc

In the end... I chose to get fucked

[spare bloom]

Qaction is crazy accurate with his signals

market started dripping since his call

[nocturne sigil]

[urban flint]

Actaully really good one 🙂

[surreal dust]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-cook-cooking-up-american-psycho-christian-bale-cooking-gif-4366968397597755248

[urban flint]

I actually added here.

[spare bloom]

Me in secret

[agile jasper]

long are tempting but there's a vwap there at 70s

[surreal dust]

horrible PA not my kind of trading environment

[surreal dust]

haha good job man! This PA is not for me so I am chilled out tbh

I am in a long from earlier but not really looking to do anything else

i might just sim this week and take a breather ... I can feel I am at the stage of needing a break 🙂

[spare bloom]

It is a tight range until fomc

nothing to see here

[surreal dust]

i wanna see if baby got back tho @spare bloom show us what you got

[spare bloom]

got nothing now ima chill 😎

qaction gave good short signal so i took it since he insisted

[agile jasper]

selling off a lil bit

back inside the OR

[urban flint]

Oh boy

[agile jasper]

snap 900s and go visit the lows

[urban flint]

We dropped the opening range peg 😦

[surreal dust]

wowo

lol

ok then

[spare bloom]

none of these matter we are still in a range

[surreal dust]

oh it matters

i was long you bastard guy

[spare bloom]

hahahah

Blame qaction he doubled down on his long

[surreal dust]

i blame everyone

apart from myself

cause I am so pretty

[cinder lichen]

i double down on my short

[spare bloom]

I thought you were out of your long

[plain jetty]

dam i look away for 5 mins

[spare bloom]

imagine if i held my short

oh well

We broke range it seems

do we go up for a retest

mm

[surreal dust]

no idea

[main sorrel]

Well that short was nice. Caught a piece of that on my phone. Only down 400 today now.

[surreal dust]

going to skip till fmoc later and see

too busy with the plumber and I genioely can't be bothered to trade now since I got all my payouts... need a breeeaaaak

[nocturne sigil]

https://discord.com/channels/641770286638694402/1178430832151638077

[upper oracle]

I don't wanna brag but I really wanna brag

[surreal dust]

@upper oracle rub my feet which I eat my dinner

[surreal dust]

https://tenor.com/view/be-proud-carmilla-castlevania-feel-proud-you-can-brag-about-it-gif-14955960387465119255

[upper oracle]

jfc what🤣

Ok, you're winning this round of the weirdness contest

Did a pattern recognition test. Scored higher than 93 percent of test-takers

[spare bloom]

You eat dinner with your feet ?

We have a national dish here called burned finger

[agile jasper]

he eats his feet

he's rubbing them with condiments

[surreal dust]

@upper oracle is going to clean my toes

[surreal dust]

is that a vegetable or a meat?

[glad stirrup]

Any iDEAS ON GOLD?

[upper oracle]

Gladly. No water or utensils tho

[surreal dust]

i wanted it to go this way... now I have regrets 😂

[glad stirrup]

Looking into scalp sell from 3390

[surreal dust]

short

[glad stirrup]

and buy lower

[upper oracle]

careful what you ask for mate😏

[glad stirrup]

are you in for it ?

[spare bloom]

You can do both

[surreal dust]

no but I would short if I had to take a trade

[surreal dust]

oh ok nice... curious what it looks like!

[surreal dust]

like this?

[surreal dust]

wow Apple and Google just got sold hard

[surreal dust]

what is the white stuff

like dough?

[spare bloom]

Just lighting i think

This is with chicken

[surreal dust]

ohh ok

that looks good

will have to try that some time

[spare bloom]

Black lime looks like a burned finger thats why it is called like that

[surreal dust]

ahhh I see!

[surreal dust]

make me some.. I am too curious now haha

[main sorrel]

ES is green and NQ is red

[lost rose]

lowkey salty about this... i had a clean set up but price wicked me out tand then contunie to go full tp.. got out with a contained loss but the one time i stay very strict to my rules and dont move my stop.. it plays out lol

[cosmic ember]

your out

[agile jasper]

powell soon, everyone ready?

[nocturne sigil]

👀

30 minutes?

[agile jasper]

30+-

[shrewd atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/pray-feet-pepe-pepe-feet-pray-gif-13367702538580662263

[plain jetty]

whos ready to get powelled

[nocturne sigil]

15 minutes

This is when boys turn into MEN

[plain jetty]

yeah im still a boy

[nocturne sigil]

Buckle up, put a trade on and you’ll be a man in 8 minutes

Joking

No trades!!!!

[plain jetty]

dam we started early

[surreal dust]

gg

[agile jasper]

gg

[near beacon]

Did you see what trump said?)

[near beacon]

Yeah 😂

[upper oracle]

Finally getting some action and I'm locked out ffs

[plain jetty]

wait 3 mins

you want action

[upper oracle]

don't make me grieve even more

[plain jetty]

well that was mid

[nocturne sigil]

are you a man now?

or just the same boy?

[normal hawk]

What kind of deals are these doing?

[plain jetty]

coke deals

[upper oracle]

oh my. Go on

I wanna be involved

[surreal dust]

moreee

well that was fun 😄

[upper oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/star-gif-16789607377123159596

[surreal dust]

gg and done

[nocturne sigil]

Hey there
Did you mean about our subscription deals?
https://www.luxalgo.com/pricing/

[surreal dust]

1500 x 4 and 1 x 5k

😄

he flexes and then the market is still moving

[normal hawk]

Buying Coca-Cola stock?

[surreal dust]

😂

[upper oracle]

dry coke

[nocturne sigil]

scammer

https://tenor.com/view/more-coke-gif-24404006

[upper oracle]

high probability

[nocturne sigil]

99.9945%

[normal hawk]

Oh, for a beginner like me it's like reading astronomy, lol

[upper oracle]

just went to 99.9997

[tulip rose]

Did you call me? HEHEHE

🩷

[upper oracle]

Scammers basically attract you like magnets haha

[surreal dust]

told you @agile jasper me and white powder love each other 😄

[tulip rose]

I dislike them much

[surreal dust]

who are you destroying today 😄

[upper oracle]

You wanna do some sometime?😁

[surreal dust]

i just did baby

white powder news events are my powder

https://tenor.com/view/shock-wow-powder-face-gurkensohn-mehl-gif-17131092

[upper oracle]

oh, not physical white powder 😦

[tulip rose]

hehe no one, I just happy we found out about the fake lambo liar

[upper oracle]

relatable. Absolute lowlife pondscum

[surreal dust]

you scared Lingle away :/ he hasn't come back since!

[tulip rose]

hehe not my fault, he was one to post lie about lambo

[normal hawk]

He out here roleplaying as a hedge fund manager 😭

[upper oracle]

who?

[surreal dust]

you

get him @tulip rose

https://tenor.com/view/yiğithan-muaythai-gif-16956194662453375204

[upper oracle]

nuh-uh!

[tulip rose]

hehe funny

[normal hawk]

Lol

[tulip rose]

🌻

[surreal dust]

locked out now

no more trading till tomorrow

was worth waiting for 😄

[nocturne sigil]

sure about that?

[upper oracle]

yeah yeah... sure...

[nocturne sigil]

[lost rose]

Looks like I missed the move?

[normal hawk]

Anyone got a better deal?

[upper oracle]

yup

[tulip rose]

we do not know what you ask, and please do not send private message to me anymore, I block you now

[agile jasper]

lol nope

[normal hawk]

I'm just asking any questions, please accept my apologies if I offended you.

[agile jasper]

what deal you after? you can see our deals on the website https://www.luxalgo.com/pricing/

[surreal dust]

bastardo 1

[surreal dust]

bastardo 2

[agile jasper]

sure

[surreal dust]

biggest barstardo 😄

[agile jasper]

the biggest the largest

[surreal dust]

I aint fighting anyone with your profile pic ... ngl

[spare bloom]

i yolo longed 691

[surreal dust]

OMG

need to close my short in my broker

😂

thank you

[spare bloom]

hahahah

[main sorrel]

ayy i forgot bulenox was intraday trail. there goes that win

[surreal dust]

moved SL down into profit

[surreal dust]

you saved me from not adjust it lol

[nocturne sigil]

now we go down

[spare bloom]

ok time to hit that juicy sl

[surreal dust]

that is fine its in profit 😄

[surreal dust]

https://tenor.com/view/infinigods-kingofdestiny-king-of-destiny-kod-sprtan-gif-1414783850642366838

[spare bloom]

i added 3 times to that long

so good

[spare bloom]

i closed at 750 shit started to die on me

i will take it

[surreal dust]

coming for you

new bastardo

😏

my shorts are STRONG

added 4 times

actually it was just one position :p

[agile jasper]

and here's me locked out hours ago

[surreal dust]

i was so tempted tbh

but decided to just walk away instead glad I did

banked 10k in 2 mins 😄

[agile jasper]

tax man is ready for you

https://tenor.com/view/money-gif-10687007590642998367

[surreal dust]

F the taxman and F the police

ok maybe that was strong 😄

[agile jasper]

careful with HMRC boy

[surreal dust]

I take it back

oh ok that went better than i thought

🤣

[agile jasper]

let me put the glasses on i might have misread

[surreal dust]

probably 😄

[agile jasper]

yeah i misread 100%

you dodged a bullet there son

[spare bloom]

juicy sl

i went 5 contracts at 756 said fk it

[nocturne sigil]

30 long

[surreal dust]

ohh you going hard

nice Cartia

🔥

[spare bloom]

Yes i squeezes it hard from 691

kept adding like a mofo

[surreal dust]

exactly

everyone loves white powder news days

[spare bloom]

I dont have to trade for rest of the week now

[surreal dust]

that is fine join me.... and chill-lax this week

[nocturne sigil]

30 short

[agile jasper]

conference started now

[surreal dust]

that is why I locked out

[spare bloom]

yep time to gtfo

[surreal dust]

I dont need that extra stress of trading his comments 😄

[nocturne sigil]

im done for day

now we troll

[surreal dust]

someone just dropped off an early bday present for me 😄

hope it is better than my razer basilisk

[agile jasper]

nah

logi g502x wireless

[spare bloom]

i forgot whats mine called

mamba or basilist

[agile jasper]

the mouse doesn't make you a better trader

[spare bloom]

faster fingers

haha

[surreal dust]

sure it does

makes me more zen with more colours 😄

[surreal dust]

yeah I have the baslisk too

[surreal dust]

also nice

that was a nice long

shame I locked out and logged off

but it is good to chill

probably going to stop watching actually... and just check back after market... you all have a good one!

ah crap

forgot to trade the tradeify account

RIP

[agile jasper]

trade it now

[surreal dust]

oh well have to wait till tomorrow

[agile jasper]

markets still open

[surreal dust]

ha I dont fancy it now 😄

going to go watch Captain America

has horrible reviews tho

[agile jasper]

heard is crap

[upper oracle]

the new one?

[agile jasper]

minecraft did much better than cap america 😂

[upper oracle]

and that's saying something

[surreal dust]

minecraft as so good

can't believe how much I enjoyed that

[agile jasper]

rockstar just updated their website with GTA 6

[surreal dust]

spent £140 going to watch minecraft with the kids in the "cool" cinema

[agile jasper]

LMAO AMATEUR

u joking i hope

from the trailer is so cringy

[upper oracle]

wtf. What kind of cinema?

[surreal dust]

i love minecraft

😛

the movie 😄

[upper oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-movie-a-minecraft-movie-steve-jack-black-gif-4079785775268000209

[surreal dust]

full recliner / lazy boy style and good-ish food haha and all the other stuff

[surreal dust]

go and watch it and tell me you dont like it :p

[upper oracle]

not gonna love the new Captain America. Watched it. Absolute dogwater

[surreal dust]

yeah I can tell I wont already but... still have to watch it :/

[upper oracle]

disney really has to go back to Iron Man 2 times

[surreal dust]

Disney is a in a mess period !

Hope they dont wreck any more films

[upper oracle]

sure, go ahead. Just don't set the expectations too high

[surreal dust]

mine are pretty low already

[upper oracle]

like snow white😂

[surreal dust]

i watched Mickey 17 yesterday or was it 19

one of them 😛

[surreal dust]

just one of many they screwed

[upper oracle]

yeah, they should go back to writing captivating stories instead of trying the political route

and stop refilming everything in their arsenal

[surreal dust]

yup for sure

oh forgot Arsenal vs PSG is on... going to watch that now and chil

[agile jasper]

negative

[surreal dust]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-it-watch-it-markiplier-gif-26889108

was so good

omg the chop

in the market

he hasn't even started speaking yet 😄

[agile jasper]

he started 35 minutes ago what you on about

[surreal dust]

told you I am tired 😄

[nocturne sigil]

4H bearish moves?

[surreal dust]

yeah Friday clse is going to be super interesting

[nocturne sigil]

17?

[agile jasper]

you had it already this year, relax

[nocturne sigil]

Oh, OK so you want a new number how’s 16?

👀

[surreal dust]

Yes 16

[agile jasper]

easy boy

[harsh wyvern]

Anyone in here use Apex?

[main sorrel]

wild move

missed it

[tiny tapir]

Apex is garbage

[urban flint]

What was that 🙂

[nocturne sigil]

That’s it?

[honest spindle]

Bro Crude Oil today was insane

[turbid musk]

How did you know

[upper oracle]

biggest unrealized pnl on a trade so far

[turbid musk]

Nice what time did you start trading

I made a little bit back from loss earlier

[upper oracle]

about 12 hours ago

[turbid musk]

I didnt break even on my trade and it hit my SL

[upper oracle]

but paused to calm down as I was losing trades a lot

[upper oracle]

painful

[turbid musk]

I could of closed it but I was driving and was just watching.

[upper oracle]

well, it happens

but you kept discipline

[turbid musk]

Nice one. London it moves a lot. I was looking at other FX Futures symbols.

[upper oracle]

London was ass imo😂

incurred losses there

[turbid musk]

It looks stuck in consolidation. I was trying to trade that too before in NFP week.

[nocturne sigil]

Couple more hours and we do it again

[turbid musk]

👋

[upper oracle]

only do it if there's an allstar setup. Otherwise, get some baby oil ready

[nocturne sigil]

Baby oil?

[upper oracle]

Well, I have one funded with apex now and one with mff. Problem is, Apex one has a huge buffer, mff is fresh. Does it still make sense to copytrade them together?

Or wait. Just simple math

Nvm

[main sorrel]

I'm all done copy trading. I wrecked a spool of evals in one shot today. My take on it anyway.

[upper oracle]

Which copy trader did you use?

[main sorrel]

Ive used Pickmytrade to do the rythmic and tradovate accts before.

Quantower works too

[upper oracle]

then I know which to avoid haha

will look into copytraders then

[main sorrel]

Lmao the losses are my fault. Def not the platforms.

I tried a ninjatrader addon for copying once. That was a mess, prob stay away from those.

[upper oracle]

oh, I thought you were implying that the copytrader fucked your evals haha

[main sorrel]

nooo, Just me buying highs and shorting lows

[upper oracle]

sounds like a triple A strategy to me haha

did the same with a topstep eval today and hit DLL

Got a winning strat for evals now though. Buy two. Go short with one, go long with the other. Easy money

[main sorrel]

I tried to inverse some plays today with 2 firms. Didnt really work. Think I'm going to stick with just 1 account for now. Would love to see my first payout this week. Need 2 more green days

[upper oracle]

howby?

As long as there's no intraday trailing there shouldn't be a problem

[main sorrel]

Yeah sticking with topstep. I was up 4500 on a Bulenox today and lost it because of the intra

Any recs on firms that do daily and no intraday?

[agile jasper]

topstep, MFFU, lucid, tradeify

these are the firms i have accounts wirh

with

[upper oracle]

RICH

[main sorrel]

ty sir

[upper oracle]

caca, you got the cybertruck?

[main sorrel]

Shave down them edges

[agile jasper]

yeah driving it now

[upper oracle]

you like it so far?

[turbid musk]

Wow

[turbid musk]

Nice i tried copy trading. It was very efficient.

[vagrant plank]

anyone remember what the market was like after the last FOMC announcement? can we expect actual price action tomorrow?

[agile jasper]

it's pretty cool

[upper oracle]

Very nice

Gonna call Rainbolt to locate you now

[agile jasper]

i can tell you where i am it's easier 😂😂😂

[upper oracle]

nah, I'm good haha

unless you wanna do some powder or smoke hookah

[agile jasper]

nah i'm fine 😂😂

[nocturne sigil]

Who’s getting rekt now?

[cedar flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/don't-try-this-at-home-nora-fatehi-pinkvilla-leave-this-to-the-experts-gif-13637394152678162005

[nocturne sigil]

I won’t

[nocturne sigil]

Anyone dare to swing the indices?
Actually, serious question.
Does anyone here swing trades these?

[vagrant plank]

pretty sure no one does. Bookmaps shows almost nothing overnight. too risky with so much news influence

[nocturne sigil]

Really, I dont use bookmap, so this is interesting.
So it shows the positions being held throughout the day?

[vagrant plank]

Like the really large positions. Earlier in the year before tariffs, there were certain levels that had orders all the time with large amounts, but since April 2nd, they're gone

then they come back in the day and remove them all before market close, playing daily only

[nocturne sigil]

wow, very interesting

hmmmm

[nocturne sigil]

here you go again with your wins

[agile jasper]

easy boy

[cedar flicker]

Ohhh

[agile jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/fizzer1k-5597-3689-move-along-nothing-to-seehere-gif-12353147

WTF is that pop on NQ

[cedar flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/bella-poarch-cum-gif-22110929

[upper oracle]

MFFU guys just got rugged

[agile jasper]

equities are rallying GC should sell off

trump tweeted something

[barren lark]

Good timing. I've been clinging to a gold short for too long.

[agile jasper]

China deal

might just install truth social on my phone

[upper oracle]

Do it. He‘s more active there than on X

[agile jasper]

vegas is turning me american

[upper oracle]

Not necessarily a bad thing😄

[agile jasper]

might have closed too early

20100 was the initial target

1hr lockout otherwise i'm chasing the price and this never ends well

argh i'm filled with regrets now

there's the break

[agile jasper]

you trying to fight me?

https://tenor.com/view/hazbik-mortal-combat-gif-3795006771601208806

[cedar flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/hasbulla-gif-12654501364171447161

[agile jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/counting-money-cash-money-gif-8447372

[cedar flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/jake-gyllenhaal-bye-bye-gif-7990496184851258495

[agile jasper]

fullport so you can make 550 more so you can pass it

https://tenor.com/view/just-do-it-nike-gif-12768367

https://tenor.com/view/no-regrets-no-ragrets-same-yolo-we-are-the-millers-gif-4961595

[cedar flicker]

i need 3 more trading days anyway

[agile jasper]

oh

which firm?

TPT?

need to join them when i'm back home for good

[cedar flicker]

take profit trader *

[agile jasper]

or trade them on tradovate rather than rithmic

[cedar flicker]

50 K for 120$

[cedar flicker]

i trade on TV just connected it directly

[cedar flicker]

what indicator is this

https://tenor.com/view/huh-gif-23918002

[quiet turret]

Zero indicator.

Only lines and boxes

[cedar flicker]

you have ultimate plan and you use no indicators?

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-presidential-debate-huh-confused-gif-9508832355999336631