#HOT TAKES

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boreal ermine
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naaaahh

azure tulip
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I mean feta does hit sometimes

rugged fern
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A cousin of mine does a Blue cheese, strawberry and walnut salad. It tastes great, but is pretty weird.

undone lake
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Lasagna is just savory cake

crimson shell
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Cool for the summer could be a lot better if the production was better

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Idek what itā€™s lacking I just feel like itā€™s missing fg something

worthy blaze
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Hot dog is not actually a dog

pallid gale
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Explain this

slate comet
worthy blaze
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Sorry for the truth nuke

vague bolt
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Hot take (/sar) we should start listening to people the first time they express they donā€™t want to do something šŸ¤ÆšŸ¤ÆšŸ¤ÆšŸ¤ÆšŸ¤Æ

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And by we I mean that one friend who keeps assuming Iā€™m gonna join every club and try every activity

dusty furnace
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Apple pie overrated

azure tulip
dusty furnace
azure tulip
nocturne heart
steep lava
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I think our president isn't all there in the head

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Very hot take I know

nocturne heart
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I don't think it's a mental breakdown I think he has something planned for himself and his friends or maybe he was just a very convincing pawn. He had one tweet that said something about world's greatest reset without any other context

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Whatever is going on it seems intentional to me, not acting on whims

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Whoever posted that ai image of him depicted as Christ knew how his religious base would react to it, and he's continually doing more and more to push away his base

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If he keeps up the momentum I think civil war or fall of the US may be coming

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Which might be by design tbh

slate comet
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iā€™m breathing

steep lava
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I had a feeling the anti pope stuff would come soon enough

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More and more anti Catholic stuff has been posted by right wingers online in the 2 weeks leading up to yesterday

fossil osprey
nocturne heart
nocturne heart
hidden breach
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People who drive dangerously or aggressively with kids in their car, should be pulled out of their car GTA style.

pallid gale
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Ice cold take

stone egret
slate veldt
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^

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have less people on the road

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driving should be a privilege not a right

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anyone who speeds wayyy over the limit should be put in jail not given a fine

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in most circumstances

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ah lassā€¦ car centered country

stone egret
slate veldt
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šŸ˜”

slate veldt
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ā€œnot just bikesā€

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hes fire

vague bolt
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But I prefer to not have to drive

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Because people suck at driving and gas is expensive

simple mason
vague bolt
worthy blaze
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driving is scary

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i broke my leg driving

pallid gale
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How?

azure tulip
low kettle
boreal ermine
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If u walk around a hotel room barefoot ur nasty

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Always wear slippers or some shit

stone egret
boreal ermine
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Or the phone

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I always wash my hands after touching the light switches

stone egret
boreal ermine
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Barefoot in a hotel room is a bigger risk tho cus ur gonna catch ringworm

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Itā€™s just gross

stone egret
slate comet
stone egret
boreal ermine
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Talking to ppl over the phone is better

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Texting is second

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The absolute worst form of communication is through Snapchat or ig dmsšŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢

stone egret
worthy blaze
stone egret
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For centuries, we've only been able to communicate with other humans over a long distance through writing. The only reason we started using phonecalls was because they were faster, but we've now fixed that with texting and emails. It fucking sucks that at any moment, another person is able to basically make an alarm go off in my space as a demand to talk to them right this second. I hate it, and we as a society should start looking at phonecalls as invasive because that's what they are. They disrupt whatever you're doing and you have to respond right that second

rugged fern
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Voice notes are the worst form of communication

rapid basin
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this

limpid tiger
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yeah real shit

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itā€™s only efficient for the sender i gotta sit there for 3 minutes while they fucking remember their next sentence

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ā€œummmmā€

worthy blaze
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thats why you gotta pre write ur replies

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before they even send a message have the reply typed out and send it

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or like the second they send it hit send on ur msg

boreal ermine
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Hot men are more blessed than hot women

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If I could only rely on my hair, height, and clothes Iā€™d be cooked

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Guys just wake up looking good

hidden breach
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Idk i think most woman look better not all done up. Roll out of bed, throw your hair up, put something comfy on and you're looking better than any fake Instagram model

boreal ermine
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Lowk Iā€™ve been watching barber shop compilations and some of these guys lives literally get saved solely based on a haircut

boreal ermine
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Oh also I meant that I can make a ā€œomg I just rolled out of bed lookā€ but I actually did not in fact roll out and it took me a min for the messy but I look good look

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If that makes sensešŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

hidden breach
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Women shouldn't worry about what men want, do what you want. The right guy will notice, and the rest can go fuck themselves šŸ«”

boreal ermine
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Thatā€™s real spill

hidden breach
crimson shell
nocturne heart
rapid basin
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ketchup is overrated

simple mason
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Is it? Who in their right mind would overrate it?

pallid gale
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I mean people put it on their toothbrushes and in their shoes, itā€™s a well liked condiment

worthy blaze
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i put it on my cats

azure tulip
pallid gale
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Do you guys have girlfriends?

nocturne heart
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My standards for myself are very high so I will not have one until I feel like I'm good enough (which may be never lol)

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My standards for a partner are also very high

meager schooner
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bbq sauce is just amplified ketchup

nocturne heart
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Ketchup is only good for fries and potato wedges

boreal ermine
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Bbq sauce is so fire

pallid gale
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What type if BBQ though? Vinegar base? Mustard? Ketchup?

rapid basin
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i unashamedly have the humour of a thirteen year old boy

azure tulip
boreal ermine
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Whatever sweet baby rays is

nocturne heart
boreal ermine
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Cold cheese is mid except for burrata and OG Kristal Gouda

crimson shell
dusty furnace
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This is the worst gif I've ever seen

crimson shell
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i can find worse

azure tulip
steep lava
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Which is why it's unfortunate 50% of gen z guys wear the same 3 fuckass hairstyles

dusty furnace
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Broccoli šŸ„¦ head is worst haircut of all time

hidden breach
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Or just shave a strip over your ears and basically have an Aussie mullet

steep lava
nocturne heart
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I started cutting my own hair to save money. Half the time I got a haircut from a barber I wasnt happy with it anyways

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I bought like an extra long #10 guard and #12 guard so I can keep some length

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George clooney apparently cuts his own hair with a flowbee so I was like why not do my own too

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Learning how to trim around ears and neck line is extremely hard when looking in a mirror because your hand moves the opposite way you think it will but I'm getting better each time

boreal ermine
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Plates should ONLY BE WHITE

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if ur eating directly off it

pallid gale
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Racism

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These plates are awesome to eat fancy dinners off of

crimson shell
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Fiesta ware is tuff

vague bolt
dusty furnace
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real

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me and my dark blue plates against the world <3

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you want the REAL fine china
imagine sipping out of the Garf

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steep lava
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Love it

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Need it

stone egret
dusty furnace
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Ok hot take
Every house should be a shoes-off-inside house

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Not even a question

vague bolt
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Thatā€™s not a very hot take but it is a controversial debate

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Definitely a lot of cultural differences

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I prefer shoes off inside because less grossness for me o clean off the floors later but my dad has to wear shoes inside or his sensory issues go crazy (ignoring the fact the shoes perpetuate the problem lmao)

rapid basin
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shoes should be off but you gotta wear slippers indoors

vague bolt
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But I agree, I am a shoes off inside person

rapid basin
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Unless you're on carpet then it's barefoot

vague bolt
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To piggy back off of that take, sweeping/mopping are the best chores and I enjoy them actually

stone egret
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I take my shoes off but I never make guests take theirs off because I live in a small af studio and by the time we're all through the door, the person in front is already smack in the middle of the living room so at that point it doesn't really matter anymore imo

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I should add that I do not have any carpet anywhere so I can clean my floor easily

woven plinth
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Shoes on is unhygienic

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You bring all the bacteria n shit from the outside

dusty furnace
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You'd be surprised how many people insist upon not leaving them at the door

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It's usually because of "muh freedums" or some sort of refusal to believe they can carry germs and diseases

nocturne heart
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It it good to be exposed to some germs though

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Isn't it*

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You wouldn't want to be like bubble boy

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I wear my shoes on inside idc

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I'm constantly going in and out so it would be crazy constantly switching in and out of shoes

boreal ermine
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My borderline contamination OCD disagrees

boreal ermine
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I think outdoor cats shouldnā€™t be a thing

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I donā€™t understand why people let their cats out in the wild at risk of being catnapped, ran over by a car, or killed by a coyote

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Literally just mentally stimulate and play with your indoor cat itā€™s not hard

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The exception for this are for ppl that live in the wilderness or like barn cats but if you live in a developed area itā€™s not chill

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It only took me one time to learn the hard wayšŸ’”rip my first kitty

simple mason
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Some cats just don't want to be inside and will do anything to get outside

nocturne heart
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It's fine cats have 9 lives

boreal ermine
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My child has like two brain cells so she wouldnā€™t last an hour but she knows better than to venture

vague bolt
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theyre always like "it would be too hard" like no it wouldnt just dont let him outside like.

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he doesnt go out much during the winter anyways so just dont let him go out once its spring time

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although i will say there are like stray/feral cats that genuinely become distressed if you try to rehome them into an indoor situation

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which is why the spay/neuter + release combo is good for lifelong strays

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but if you own a cat who is an indoor outdoor cat, i definitely will give you the side eye

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including my parents

dusty furnace
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THANK YOU

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I have been shaming a close friend of mine for 3 years now for having an indoor outdoor cat

solar lotus
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My cat is indoor-outdoor. Except, she only goes in the garden. We don't let her out on nights where we know there will be fireworks, bonfires, etc.

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She doesn't tend to roam. We have had strays we've adopted who are more outdoor-indoor, I feel as though if a dog can be walked for its health then a cat should be allowed outside also. Keeping any living thing too cooped up is not a mark of a good owner. You should have sufficient space for an animal or a way to give it more space/enrichment without losing it.

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I'm not saying "go let your cat wander off and cause havoc", I'm saying burn the energy off indoors with playing or something

rugged fern
pallid gale
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Just a small paper that establishes some problems with research, looks like that AU article actually addresses some of the issues - just thought I would add with some additional information

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Birdlife council vs Veterinary Science having opposing views isnā€™t too surprising though

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I agree with the indoor cat sentiment - I just found this while researching and thought it was interesting

boreal ermine
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Btw indoor cats live on avg 12-18 years

Outdoor cats 2-5 years

real briar
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Thereā€™s a lot of outdoor cats in my neighbourhood, and they shit in my garden and kill the birds and squirrels that I actually like having around me. Not a fan personally!

hidden breach
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I'm not a big fan of locking animals indoors, but unfortunately cats like to kill for fun not just for food.

woven plinth
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Why don't you go get bitten by a fox with rabies if it's so good

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You get enough exposure by being around people

rapid basin
nocturne heart
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Trust me we will never meet lol

rugged fern
hidden breach
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SemiAutogenous is typing...

rugged fern
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I did skim it, but slightly too small for my geriatric eyes on a phone screen. I suspect the author of your paper is working for one of those evil Washington cat lobbies.

dusty furnace
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SemiAutogenous is typing...

pallid gale
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Just details that some of the methodology amongst those studies is flawed not sure what the other stuff youā€™re saying means

steep lava
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It shouldn't be so hard to just disappear and move to the tropics

slate comet
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leg day is really terrible

meager schooner
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the more relaxed / slower the boss theme is, the harder and more dreadful the boss will be

simple mason
meager schooner
simple mason
meager schooner
crimson shell
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Hot take yā€™all gotta relax on the starboard

vague bolt
simple mason
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Did you know you can star a starboard message?

meager schooner
boreal ermine
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The starboards havenā€™t been that lame as of late

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There was a period of time where it was lame asf tho

pallid gale
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Getting pinned is where itā€™s at

boreal ermine
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Ppl that go to the public bathroom barefoot when at the pool or water park

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šŸ‘Ž

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Jus say you want ring worm

vague bolt
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I had a nightmare I had ringworm recently

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But yeah barefoot in a public bathroom šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬

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Like you also donā€™t know if ur stepping in human waste or what

rare oasis
vague bolt
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Or god forbid if thereā€™s a needle or some shit

steep lava
pallid gale
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This thread has been combined with pet peeves it seems

low kettle
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Hot take, I'm better than y'all

boreal ermine
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Not all hot takes are pet peeves but not all PP are hot takes

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I think I lost brain cells typing that

ornate quiver
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i lost some reading it

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not all bananas are apples but not all apples are bananas

boreal ermine
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LMAO

lament bloom
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If a hotdog is not a sandwich, then sub sandwichā€™s are technically hotdogs

rapid basin
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Carrot cake is a top 5 dessert

vague bolt
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Yesss I love carrot cake

meager schooner
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regardless of the place

boreal ermine
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Chocolate cake sucks

rugged fern
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Icing on cakes sucks

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Mushy sugary nonsense

meager schooner
steep lava
steep lava
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I hope you two stub your toes

pallid gale
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Are you guys using the fire to signify you agree that it is a hot take or to signify agreement

crimson shell
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Cream cheese frosting is good

steep lava
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Never had frosting I haven't liked

woven plinth
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I hate cakes

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Too much sugar and cream

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Baklava superior dessert

vague bolt
rapid basin
boreal ermine
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Dessert top 5 ranking (not in order:)

tiramisu
DENSE ice cream
Coconut cake
Cookie skillet
Anything mango

slate comet
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marzipan tastes like soap

nocturne heart
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I hate frosting, like the kind on cupcakes, makes me want to throw up

steep lava
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I haven't met a cake or a frosting I haven't liked

dusty furnace
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Fondant should be outlawed

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Buttercream frosting is mid

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Whipped cream frosting is peak

slate comet
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marzipan should get banned from desserts

real briar
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Good marzipan is great, but bad marzipan (like the fake type made with apricot kernels) is sad and saps you of joie de vivre

steep lava
steep lava
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You know it's true

solar lotus
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carrot cake best cake

rapid basin
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yes thank you

pallid gale
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I like raisins but I donā€™t like raisins in carrot cake

vague bolt
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carrot cake and strawberry rhubarb cake are the best cakes

dusty furnace
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Carrot cake I agree

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Strawb rhub cake is a no

boreal ermine
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Chocolate chip cookies taste better with no chips

lament bloom
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Thatā€™s just a brown sugar cookie

boreal ermine
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Ok maybe like 2 chips per cookie is fine

woven plinth
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Hot take

spring sluice
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Oat and raisin cookies are the best sorta cookies

vague bolt
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No

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With love

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No

lament bloom
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Not all oatmeal raisin cookies are the best, but all the best cookies are oatmeal raisin cookies

boreal ermine
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Not all raisins are oatmeal but all cookies are are best

vague bolt
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Oatmeal chocolate chip cookies are better that oatmeal raisin cookies

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Because raisins belong in hell

nocturne heart
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What is the cereal that has the raisins in it I used to eat like an entire box in 3 days

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Raisin bran or something like that

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Raisins are good in trail mix too

pallid gale
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Raisin Bran Crunch is really good

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The crunch makes the difference

boreal ermine
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Pastries like croissants or pain au chocolat are MID ASFFFFFFFFF

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Flaky pastries are overrated as hellllllll

vague bolt
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Theyā€™re really good fresh from a bakery but only like once every few years or am

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Smthn*

fossil osprey
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Farrah hates everything man šŸ˜­

rugged fern
boreal ermine
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The pastry defenders are big time mad

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Yall fr^

boreal ermine
ornate quiver
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have you been to paris

boreal ermine
meager schooner
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hot take: the iron-y taste of blood is actually sorta good

rapid basin
vague bolt
meager schooner
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(i am currently having a very damn annoying nosebleed)

nocturne heart
crimson shell
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šŸ§›

rare oasis
meager schooner
steep lava
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Related but more niche

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The smell of ductile iron when machined is really good

boreal ermine
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I donā€™t believe that anyone actually enjoys sprinkles

steep lava
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Were you dropped as a baby

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Sprinkles are fire

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What's next

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You don't enjoy sunshine?

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Kittens playing in a field?

rare oasis
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sprinkles just taste like sugar

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but ontop of stuff its mostly good

nocturne heart
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Sprinkles on things are for little kids

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Like on ice cream that is a little kids thing

boreal ermine
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Idk though one of my friends said her favorite topping was sprinkles and that she needed extra

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I was like ur fucking lying

pallid gale
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You would be surprised

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Working as mamager for ice cream store we have to buy like 25lbs of sprinkles every month or so

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One person is a regular and they get like 2-3 orders of sprinkles on the side and they basically dip each bite in sprinkles

steep lava
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Good

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Sprinkles are fun

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And good

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And make things better

crimson shell
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Like ice cream

steep lava
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A donut with frosting is good

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A donut with frosting and sprinkles? Perfection

rugged fern
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Agree that sprinkles are trash, but acknowledge that some people like them.

pallid gale
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Peanuts , Oreo Crumbs, Chocalte shavings are all superior toppings for both texture and taste

nocturne heart
meager schooner
dusty furnace
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True

vague bolt
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i think toppings in general are unnecessary

boreal ermine
dusty furnace
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This is how yall sound btw

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boreal ermine
low kettle
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With that reaction, it seems like that was a hot take

vague bolt
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(Not)fun fact

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Jkjk*

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Oh my god

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My autocorrect is a PROBLEM

steep lava
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Time for a real hot take

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I think murder is lame

hidden breach
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Depends on who's getting murdered

rapid basin
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facts

pallid gale
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Killing someone != murder

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And killing people is entirely justifiable

rapid basin
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yeah id kill hitler if given the opportunity

rare oasis
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money definitely buys happiness

woven plinth
crimson shell
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Bad bunny is Latino central cee

dusty furnace
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Not even a hot take just a wrong one

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Bunny is in his own category atp

crimson shell
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In terms of voice

boreal ermine
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How can I be homophobic

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My bitch is gay

crimson shell
simple mason
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Price tags for stuff on shelves should be under it on the shelf the stuff is placed on

steep lava
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Isn't that where it usually is anyway?

woven plinth
simple mason
woven plinth
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It is ok we do not have Lidl anymore

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If we ever did

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We still have Spar and Metro tho

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They put it on shelves

boreal ermine
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Men should pee sitting down

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ā€œGood aimā€ doesnā€™t mean shit

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If someone took a black light just know thereā€™s piss everywhere

rapid basin
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I think you've had this conversation before unc

boreal ermine
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My dementia kicks in when I feel passionate about smth

nocturne heart
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Women should pee standing up

woven plinth
rugged fern
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I go for style points. I do a wicked bank shot.

rapid basin
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360 no scope

stone egret
# boreal ermine Men should pee sitting down

Men should wipe the tip of their dingdong after peeing. Idc how much you jiggle and squeeze out "the last drop", there's still gonna be a drop of piss you can dab away with a single piece of toilet paper. Don't let it get soaked up by your undies, that shit's nasty

dusty furnace
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THANK YOU

pallid gale
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I lick mine clean

nocturne heart
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Uh no I'm never going to do that

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That belongs in r/brandnewsentence

stone egret
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Y'all heard it directly from him folks. Pyro proudly tucks his pissy peen back into his pants, leaking pee everywhere

rapid basin
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Deep

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The only reason id do that if there's no toilet paper

nocturne heart
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Never in my life have I ever heard or talked to another guy who wipes his tip with a piece of toilet paper

simple mason
nocturne heart
simple mason
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Yes, but I don't expect you to talk about it with irl people

nocturne heart
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Maybe its common among femboys

nocturne heart
simple mason
simple mason
nocturne heart
simple mason
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How would you even make a statistic about a thing such as this

simple mason
nocturne heart
nocturne heart
rapid basin
nocturne heart
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No that's probably true lmao

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Only people that would are like OCD hygiene freaks and feminine guys

rapid basin
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its incredible how you think having decent hygiene is a feminine trait

nocturne heart
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Decent except 80% of guys don't do it

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So no that's not decent hygiene it would be considered weird

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If wiping after peeing was normal urinals wouldn't exist. Do you hold it after peeing and then walk into a stall to wipe Pepega kekw

rapid basin
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your parents need to sue the hospital you were born in

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fucking hell

rapid basin
nocturne heart
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Still not normal

rapid basin
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they must have starved you of oxygen as a kid because how do you just avoid reading

nocturne heart
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You are in 20% minority of men

rapid basin
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by the same logic when you shoot yoghurt ribbons you just let your nut crust on your dih

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nice

nocturne heart
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If you have normal peen shaking is good enough

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Idk what you have going on down there

rapid basin
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so theres no denial that you let your goon sauce crust on your dih and underwear

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thanks

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be a good boy and pipe down

nocturne heart
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I mean you can think whatever you want

rapid basin
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thats what i thought

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good boy

nocturne heart
rapid basin
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šŸ‘…

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pack it up lil bro

dusty furnace
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you are not helping your case

still niche
stone egret
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Men who think hygiene is feminine and therefore gay and bad are so funny to me. Like they'll gladly go through life smelling like shit because it's still encrusted in their asscrack and 5 day old underwear but at least we all know you're straight and manly

rapid basin
stone egret
rapid basin
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True

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You know it's bad too whenever they bring out the gifs

stone egret
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There's a reason I don't like to shake hands with (most) men...

nocturne heart
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Just because I don't treat hygiene like I'm bubble boy and have no immune system doesnt mean I'm not hygienetic, y'all just be doing too much

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I get sick maybe once every 2 or 3 years

pallid gale
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I have. Special piss shorts that I wear when I pee so all the pee soaks into them

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once a month I wring them out to dry for recycling

rapid basin
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facts bro

simple mason
pallid gale
rare oasis
boreal ermine
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I can confirm that every guy Iā€™ve dated did in fact dab with tp

pallid gale
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youā€™re going to give someone a yeast infection if you arenā€™t clean

steep lava
pallid gale
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nothing wrong with a little homemade sourdough I guess

nocturne heart
boreal ermine
nocturne heart
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Nice one

rare oasis
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no need to defend the crust this hard

steep lava
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What's tp

rapid basin
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bros the #1 crusty dih defender

steep lava
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Tuperculosis

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?

rapid basin
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toilet paper

steep lava
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Oh wait I misread

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New hot take

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Shrimpshire is overrated

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Other than the mushroom house built by that gnome guy

rapid basin
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hey wheres my star

steep lava
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There

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A star

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Also another hot take

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This is you if you don't like Jimmy Buffett

low kettle
pallid gale
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kid named gurt

dusty furnace
slate comet
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what the hell is going on in hot takes

steep lava
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What

rapid basin
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We should slime some billionaires

vague bolt
boreal ermine
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Normalizing sliming anyone is weird

lament bloom
hidden breach
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Hot take: Women telling men what to do with their bodies is no more acceptable than men telling women what to do with their bodies

vague bolt
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Hmm

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Women arenā€™t telling men what to do with their bodies we are asking for basic fucking hygiene

paper crane
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It's not a hot take

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It's a fact

lament bloom
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Hot Take: men and women agreeing with how people go about personal hygiene is a normal human experience that everyone goes thru multiple times in their life in their personal relationships

vague bolt
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Men telling women what to do with their bodies includes stripping them of all bodily autonomy

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Men telling women what to do with their body includes forcing them to ask permission to get their tubes tied or giving birth when you donā€™t want to

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Granted, anybody trying to control anybody elseā€™s autonomy isnā€™t okay

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But when we are talking about wiping piss off before you leave the bathroom, thatā€™s not controlling

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Thatā€™s hygiene

hidden breach
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Right, but if I came on here and said: "all women should ______ your _____ because you are nasty if you don't" isn't hygiene or stripping bodily autonomy. It is grouping all of one gender together and criticizing them based on your personal options.

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And no. Men don't need to wipe to be hygienic, that's absurd.

vague bolt
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Saying itā€™s gross to not wipe your piss off is NOT equivalent to telling a woman they have to be hairless to be hygienic

hidden breach
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A single drop of urine absorbed into underwear is not unhygienic in the very least. Not even close. And I specifically included ___ meaning a generic example. You are inputting your own examples. My point is that telling anyone what they should or should not do with their own body is bullshit. If someone decides they don't want to shower for a week, it is their body, they are allowed to do whatever they want with it.

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But it's crazy to say I am allowed to tell other people what they should do with their body but don't fucking tell me what to do with mine

queen moon
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piss pants

boreal ermine
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Iā€™ll change my hot take to anyone who stands while peeing and shares a toilet should not get pee everywhere and sit

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Iā€™m coming from personal experience cough my brother

vague bolt
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Iā€™m not telling you you have to wipe Iā€™m saying itā€™s gross if you donā€™t

boreal ermine
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Who gets piss EVERYWHERE. If it was his own toilet he can do whatever but itā€™s the sharing aspect

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Everyone has the potential to be nasty

vague bolt
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Youā€™re allowed to be gross if u want but it IS gross

boreal ermine
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But if youā€™re forcing proximity that basic level of hygiene should be standard

lament bloom
hidden breach
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Clancy. If i said all women should use tampons because pads are disgusting and gross and unhygienic. Would that seem reasonable? No. Absolutely not. My opinion doesn't matter,

vague bolt
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Also menstrual blood is cleaner than a lot of blood

hidden breach
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Yet the genitalia and the urethra opening and the entire process is different. Where one needs to be wiped and one doesn't.

boreal ermine
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My hot take is now ā€œeveryone should sit to peeā€

vague bolt
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Farrah I love you

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Platonic

hidden breach
boreal ermine
vague bolt
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More dudes on this server are just admitting to having pissy pants

hidden breach
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Oh the hypocrisy

queen moon
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lmaooooo

vague bolt
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What hypocrisy lmao

boreal ermine
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This whole men this women. Hygiene is for everyone, different features require different steps but it all comes down to striving for the cleanest version soooo

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Urologists recommend men wipe after they pee too

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Donā€™t fight with them either

hidden breach
# vague bolt What hypocrisy lmao

You're still missing the entire point. You're saying that your opinion of hygiene and your opinion of what people should do with their own bodies is objective.

vague bolt
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Nah there is actually a standard for hygiene

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This isnā€™t opinion

hidden breach
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By that very same logic I could claim that my opinion of your own hygiene and what you should do with your body is wrong and I am right. It sounds just as ridiculous when I say it

vague bolt
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Having piss pants is your prerogative

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What should I do with my hygiene?

boreal ermine
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How about just going off of what experts/studies show then?

There are plenty of logical reasons beyond hygiene that support sitting and wiping

hidden breach
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Whatever you want. That's the point I'm making. It is just as crazy to tell anyone what they should do with their own body. Hygiene, reproductive, grooming, etc.

boreal ermine
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But ur 1000% your body IS your choice

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The tea tho is that if it doesnā€™t bother you, it might bother someone else like a partner which idk if thatā€™s enough reason to make the adjustment but

hidden breach
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Maybe I'm crazy for thinking that no one should tell anyone else what to do with their own body. No exceptions. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions or standard of hygiene in a partner, you choose who you date.

vague bolt
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Hot take pizza is yummy

queen moon
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Woah woah woah

lament bloom
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Hot Take: when you walk in a creek in ur socks, ur socks get wet

gilded quest
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hot take Bagels are a night food

paper crane
paper crane
lament bloom
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Hot Take: I hope dominos delivers my pizza on time

dusty furnace
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I've been gone for awhile and I must say

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hot take

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a shocking amount of people have pee in their pants rn

paper crane
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Hot Take: driving when you first get your license is different than driving after a while

dusty furnace
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No license yet

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šŸ˜”

stray jetty
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hot take: if you don't pass high school, you shouldn't vote.

crimson shell
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Hot take imagine dragons sucks

dusty furnace
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"Hot take" and it's the truth

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Imagine dragons does suck

stone egret
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And I used to clean in retirement homes... I've cleaned old people shit from their own personal toilets. The piss everywhere is worse because these men are fully capable of being hygienic

hidden breach
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Replace "Men" with literally any other demographic in the sentence: _______ need to stop being so fucking disgusting!' and see how fast the mods would step in. Having a bad experience at work doesn't give you a free pass to be openly hateful.

rapid basin
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Interesting

limpid tiger
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Please consider that topic closed and move on - this is only meant for light-hearted discussions, please keep it that way

steep lava
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Hot take, we should get rid of the entire mod team and use a lottery to pick new mods

crimson shell
rapid basin
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Sorry ill stop

dusty furnace
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Hot take
If you are actually gonna sit here and say brown mustard is good you need to be psychiatrically evaluated

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Brown mustard is not good

elder parrot
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crimson shell
steep lava
dusty furnace
ornate quiver
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Hot take
If you are actually gonna sit here and say anything you need to be psychiatrically evaluated

hidden breach
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NO PLATFORM ISSUES WILL OCCUR NOW CEASE COMMUNICATION OR BE KILLED

That's a statement for sure

boreal ermine
rapid basin
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I like cheese

boreal ermine
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Mukbangs are fire

silver grove
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i dont trust people who add water to their soap when it gets low

boreal ermine
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But the ones that babysit watery soap for weeks when I have to use it Iā€™m likešŸ˜­šŸ˜­

boreal ermine
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hot take I LIKE ADDISON RAE

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her music slaps I am not sorry

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New York tho

steep lava
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never heard a song of hers

simple mason
woven plinth
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Hot take: Hot dogs aren't that hot

slate comet
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school teaches you things for multiple hours that you can learn by yourself in half an hour max

simple mason
woven plinth
woven plinth
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We also have сŠ¾ŃŠøсŠŗŠ° Š² тŠµŃŃ‚Šµ

still niche
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Korean corn dogs > hot dogs

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Only good hotdog is the $1.50 one from Costco with the polish sausage

slate comet
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corn dogs overrated

simple mason
woven plinth
simple mason
simple mason
woven plinth
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The only thing that tastes different is the dough

simple mason
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Looks tasty

slate comet
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we also have bifi

crimson shell
woven plinth
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So no

pallid gale
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If you were to try buying one in America

steep lava
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That's why it looked familiar

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The Texas kolache

boreal ermine
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Dave Franco and james Francoā€™s names should be switched

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Dave looks like a james

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And james looks like a dave

steep lava
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I think instead of banning fur we should instead just push for more ethical fur farms

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Animals would be raised better and theoretically have better coats

woven plinth
steep lava
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I could probably take a bear hand-to-hand to make it into a fur coat

woven plinth
dusty furnace
boreal ermine
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Reality tv is better than movies

steep lava
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Farrah

boreal ermine
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I canā€™t sit for a 3h movie

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But 8 hours of selling sunset? Sign me the fuck up

steep lava
boreal ermine
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Itā€™s time for you and that gif to get a divorce

steep lava
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I loathe reality television

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It killed tv

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It killed Animal Planet

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Makes me very sad

boreal ermine
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Youā€™ll never understand the joys of watching Love is Blind

steep lava
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I suffered the pains of watching the shows I loved on Animal Planet be replaced with Pit Bulls and Parolees

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I won't be watching any reality t

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V

boreal ermine
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Who watches tv anymore

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Streaming services hunny

woven plinth
rapid basin
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Masterchef canada best masterchef

boreal ermine
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hot dogs and fries should be eaten plain

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fuck off wiht the condiments

vague bolt
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Iā€™ve eaten hot dogs with just mustard for my entire life

dusty furnace
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I hate reality tv

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Im with gnomus

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Watch something with some substance for once

vague bolt
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Everything in moderation

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Some reality tv is fine but probs not healthy if itā€™s the only thing you watch

woven plinth
rapid basin
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mahjong is a top 2 game of all time

low kettle
dusty furnace
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Hot dogs plain is crazy

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I like mine covered in ketchup relish grilled onions and sometimes cheese

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Fries I guess are okay plain but a good fry sauce will do it

steep lava
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Fell in love with it playing it at grandma's house

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The safari version on Pogo Games specifically

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The original, not the HD remake either

steep lava
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Yes

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No

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Sadly in 2019 Pogo fell to corporate minimalism

rapid basin
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šŸ’€

rapid basin
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I was aight though

vague bolt
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Hot take Greek yogurt is the only good yogurt I donā€™t want that runny shit

dusty furnace
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"Like a normal American" meanwhile Tetris is Russian, the Game of Life is British, Sorry is British, Ticket to Ride is British, etc.

boreal ermine
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Froyo Greek yogurt >>>

dusty furnace
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Mahjong is not unusual

boreal ermine
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skyr lowk better than Greek yogurt tho

dusty furnace
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I guarantee you could not do that

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I like to stay inside where it is safe and I can't get drop kicked šŸ˜‡

rapid basin
dusty furnace
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Yay

rapid basin
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Like a normal American is fucking crazy too

dusty furnace
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I am a (fairly) normal American and I played Mahjong growing up

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A lot of our games come from other places

low kettle
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Pyro has to be ragebaiting there's no way

boreal ermine
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I wish I could play mahjong bc those tiles look so yummy

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Best game is rummikub tho

vague bolt
boreal ermine
dusty furnace
woven plinth
vague bolt
woven plinth
vague bolt
woven plinth
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Here it is an acid version of normal yogurt, in Italy it is a more fat/solid/neutral version of yogurt

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Kinda funny considering they mean the opposite thing in these two countries

still niche
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I've been loving the flavoured Oikos greek yogurt recently

still niche
vague bolt
lament bloom
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Grok is the single greatest invention by humanity ever. It even helps me wring out my piss shorts

rapid basin
pallid gale
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I use the sit & soak method

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if you sit in your puddle long enough it will reabsorb into your skin

dusty furnace
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Ok hot take

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Plain cottage cheese is actually good

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No fruit no chives no nothin

rare oasis
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who doesnt like cottage cheese

dusty furnace
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A good amount of people strongly dislike it

slate veldt
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me

rare oasis
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how dare you

dusty furnace
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See

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Butter Spy does not like it

lament bloom
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Cottage cheese is just an excuse to eat creamy poop

dusty furnace
steep lava
meager schooner
stray jetty
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Hot take: there's no difference between 90% of steak cuts. I could not tell you the difference between a ribeye and a sirloin, especially if you season them well. It's all just steak.

If you put a menu in front of me with an item Thai just said "steak (probably cow)", I would not be able to tell you what kind of steak I got when it came by.

gilded quest
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The difference is bone and fat content

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Different parts of the cow have different textures, tastes, and ultimately determine how much fat, muscle, gristle, or bone you get

rapid basin
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No Steve with two gcses and a criminal record immigrants are not the reason you're out of a job as a neurosurgeon

steep lava
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hot take time

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I think if you don't like Jethro Tull you are of less value as a person

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(the band not the agriculturalist)

rare oasis
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dune movies were mid

boreal ermine
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Movies in general are mid

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Except for shrek and kung fu panda

ornate quiver
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everything is mid

boreal ermine
ornate quiver
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dont dox me

boreal ermine
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YouTube is so fucking mid now

vague bolt
steep lava
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Not really a hot take but I subscribe to the theory of Leonardo DiCaprio being a secret son of Jack Nicholson

paper crane
steep lava
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I want the modern Hollywood system to die so it can be reborn

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I want more risks taken by studios

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Let directors have their own styles again

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HAVE ACTUAL GOOD LIGHTING AND AUDIO MIXING

boreal ermine
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Too bad that all movies r mid

meager schooner
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solo leveling is a mid asf anime, if you disagree, you are only there for the fight scenes and nothing more.

rare oasis
meager schooner
rare oasis
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thats my hot take jjk is very mid

ornate quiver
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the jonestown massacre was mid

still niche
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reaching a good stopping point in a book to do something else is the same as a checkpoint in a game you can't pause

boreal ermine
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ā€œJust one more dayā€

rapid basin
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"one more day" is traumatising

vague bolt
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I think playlists are generally mid

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If I want to listen to songs with the same vibe I just listen to the album

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If I donā€™t care about vibe I just put my library on shuffle

steep lava
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I disagree

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Which is why I have a 34 1/2 hour jazz playlist

dusty furnace
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I once had a 200 hour classical playlist

steep lava
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Which I need to go through again

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A ton of Al Jolson got wiped off Spotify

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I'll need to get a YouTube Playlist made eventually

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Of all the same songs as on Spotify plus ones that are missing

crimson shell
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we need a chillzone music census

rapid basin
crimson shell
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i noticed

rapid basin
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I don't think you did

crimson shell
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nah i really did

vague bolt
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submitted mine šŸ˜„

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its hard to pick one favorite song tbh

rapid basin
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No proof

lament bloom
boreal ermine
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Everyone drop ur top 10 artists atm:

Hereā€™s mineee Kaytranada, daft punk, Kendrick Lamar, SZA, Rihanna, Ariana grande, Sabrina carpenter, tame impala, pinkpantheress, sg Lewis, used to be frank ocean before I saw him shit the bed at Coachella

crimson shell
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Metro, Tyler, sza, The Weeknd, don toliver, Kendrick, Carti, Drake, Travis Scott, future

steep lava
crimson shell
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Ok who just didnā€™t answer every question

dusty furnace
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The Smiths, Lemon Demon, Ethel Cain, Will Wood, Hakushi Hasegawa, Stomach Book, The Cure, Mozart (yes the really old one yes that one yes him), Beethoven (YES that one,) and Paganini

vague bolt
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twenty one pilots, stray kids, bts, gorillaz, laufey, djo, foo fighters, pearl jam, greenday, gillian welch

boreal ermine
vague bolt
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drag path was originally a song written for tĆøp fans specifically, but it went viral because of that one pufferfish edit

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breach finished off the lore they'd been writing for a decade, and drag path was an 'unreleased' bonus track that kinda finished the lore off with a bow

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very cool stuff

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great song

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kinda annoyed that people dont have to go out of their way to pirate it anymore tho since it went so viral that they just released it (always following the money fr)

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but im glad tĆøp is getting more attention šŸ˜„

gilded quest
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Tame Impala, Glass Animals, Muse, The Beths, Young the Giant, The Crane Wives, The EPIC cast, Sabrina Carpenter, Super Gutiar Bros, and BBNo$

woven plinth
dusty furnace
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Liszt mention

slate comet
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liszt peak

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mozart pretty mid tho

hidden breach
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Sleep token, Spiritbox, In this Moment, Bring me the Horizon, Bad Omens,

ornate quiver
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but also shoutout glenn gould playing the mozart piano sonatas

steep lava
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I think Mozart would have loved psychedelics

slate comet
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he spammed mid pieces in 30 years and then died

pallid gale
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Bach better

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But Skrillex is the best composer OAT

ornate quiver
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skrillex has nothing on imagine dragons

dusty furnace
crimson shell
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šŸ«Ŗ

lament bloom
dusty furnace