general discussion

[agile roost]

same

[north oasis]

im truning 15 in july tho

so not too far

[agile roost]

I also do actually go outside on occasion!!!!!

[normal arrow]

agex how old are you

[north oasis]

hes 20

[agile roost]

at least 365 days older than a 19 year old

[north oasis]

i used to play like every sport there was in existence so i go outside all the time

[normal arrow]

i take my words back then

[north oasis]

not a homo sapien

[normal arrow]

im a literal newborn

[north oasis]

not a caveman

[hollow ice]

I systematically learned 8 years of math in about 1.5 years.

[north oasis]

mid.

[normal arrow]

what

[agile roost]

I accidentally learned 16 years of math in 2 years

[hollow ice]

I see.

[normal arrow]

i didnt learn shit

[agile roost]

systematic racism < accidental racism

[normal arrow]

[hollow ice]

You were doing Galois theory at 12?

[north oasis]

by years of maths do you mean like the age at ppl normally learn stuff

[agile roost]

no

8

[hollow ice]

Ah I see.

This the most likely.

[agile roost]

probably not 8

[hollow ice]

Bro is better than Tao.

[agile roost]

idk

[hollow ice]

Tao could do basic algebra at 7.

[agile roost]

I don't keep records of every subject I've ever done

[north oasis]

.

[hollow ice]

He learned Calculus at 10 I believe.

[agile roost]

no.

[north oasis]

couldnt every1

[agile roost]

he was doing calculus at 6

[north oasis]

oh same as me

[hollow ice]

Yes. We have interviews of the kid.

[north oasis]

that makes more sense

[hollow ice]

That's not Tao, it's some other korean kid.

[north oasis]

i think erdos taught him right

for a while

[hollow ice]

We literally have records from Erdos's lessons.

[north oasis]

ye

[agile roost]

he was doing calculus at 7

[north oasis]

oh yh ive heard of him

[north oasis]

i think he became a professor

[agile roost]

at UCLA yeah

[north oasis]

not terry

the korean kid

[agile roost]

ah

I see

[north oasis]

every1 knows tao went to ucla lol

he has a couple lectures online too

the gaps between primes is a nice one

[agile roost]

he's in this server

[north oasis]

ik

[hollow ice]

Yeah Tao did uni math at 9.

[agile roost]

calculus at 7

[north oasis]

yh lol

he found itnerest early

[agile roost]

uni level calculus at 9

[hollow ice]

He scored a 760 on SAT at 8.

[agile roost]

goofy

[north oasis]

failyuh

[agile roost]

only 760

[hollow ice]

That's all of calculus in where he was living

[north oasis]

i imagine thats the english part he lost points on

[hollow ice]

760 is the math section

0% english

[agile roost]

no.

[hollow ice]

He got a 760 on math sat

[north oasis]

failure

[hollow ice]

Yes. Where he was living Calculus is a college class bruh

[agile roost]

no.

[north oasis]

nah he shouldve gotten higher than that

wait when he was 8

[agile roost]

he learned from books

[north oasis]

what age did he learn calc

9?

[agile roost]

calculus from BOOKS

at 7

[hollow ice]

Where else do you learn it

[agile roost]

courses

[north oasis]

thats what i did

[agile roost]

being lectured

[north oasis]

but at 10

[hollow ice]

stfu about courses

nobody uses courses

[north oasis]

which book did u use

magma

[agile roost]

[hollow ice]

I did OpenStax's calculus

[north oasis]

oh yh those r good

i used silvanus thompsons one

its informal

so naturally

i lied it

liked

[agile roost]

BACK IN MY DAY!!! 👴

[north oasis]

being a 10 yr old

realistically i will always like informal texts on mathematics

[agile roost]

openstax wasn't around until I was 10

[hollow ice]

I wish I had someone to teach me higher level mathematics

[agile roost]

y'all lucky

[hollow ice]

I wish I had Erdos

[normal arrow]

i wish i had someone to teach me basic mathematics

[north oasis]

i learnt most of vector calc from 'grad, div, curl and all that' which is also an informal text but i did the rest from lectures

[north oasis]

lol

thats a bit too much to ask for

[hollow ice]

I won't be too sad.

[north oasis]

even if i had trefor bazett with me thats fine

[agile roost]

nobody gets lectured!!!

[hollow ice]

I am probably going to attend Chicago at 15.

[agile roost]

NERD

[north oasis]

how old r u rn

like actually

[normal arrow]

i crashed python

[hollow ice]

Just turned 14.

[agile roost]

you fr based your uni choice on number of profs with fields medals

[hollow ice]

I don't. Chicago just has a great math program.

[north oasis]

bruh ur probs smarter than me then

sigh

[agile roost]

mid for research 👎

[north oasis]

in maths atleast

[hollow ice]

The issue is that MIT is really for kids who are great at IMO but burn out during research (i.e. can't do it).

MIT math is shit.

[agile roost]

that's

[hollow ice]

Stanford is good.

Chicago is good.

[agile roost]

extremely insulting

[north oasis]

u got susskind

[agile roost]

this magma kid

[hollow ice]

It's true.

[north oasis]

in the phys department

[hollow ice]

MIT is good for engineering.

[north oasis]

for stanford

[hollow ice]

Not mathematics.

MIT is a STE- school.

[north oasis]

stanford has a very solid physics department

[agile roost]

MIT is world leading in maths research

not so much teaching

[hollow ice]

I know.

[north oasis]

they hv susskind

[hollow ice]

Almost all of their researchers don't come from MIT coincidentally.

[agile roost]

so MIT is clearly for people who do research

[north oasis]

the ultra gigachad

[agile roost]

but on the grad side

[north oasis]

and his courses r online

[agile roost]

not undergrad

[hollow ice]

Chicago is good for very bright mathematics students.

[north oasis]

i did his sr, classical field theory, e&m, classical mechanics and gr courses

they r so good

his lectures

[hollow ice]

Turns out my uncle who went to college at 14 went to Chicago (I was discussing with my family).

[north oasis]

🤌

[agile roost]

k

these kids

[north oasis]

nah then u have an advantage from birth

[agile roost]

I'm getting tired of flexing

[north oasis]

its in the genes

that aint fair

[hollow ice]

That is literally how intelligence is determined

99% of it

[agile roost]

my dad completed his PhD in 1 year flat.

[north oasis]

obviously

[agile roost]

not a maths PhD (aka short)

[north oasis]

i invented phds

what else do u guys like

apart from maths

[hollow ice]

You guys have any free time?

[north oasis]

magma

[agile roost]

yes

[north oasis]

u study anything else

[agile roost]

evidently

[hollow ice]

We should vc

[agile roost]

I'm on fucking discord at 8am

[normal arrow]

also is it true that $2\uparrow\uparrow\uparrow4$ has about $((2 \uparrow\uparrow 4)-1)\log_{10}(2)$ digits?

[vivid gulch]

John Math

[north oasis]

log_1 ?

oh k

[normal arrow]

typo

[agile roost]

I'm gonna FAIL my finals on god

kidding!!!!

[hollow ice]

Probably

[agile roost]

gonna get first class honours

[north oasis]

magma what else do u study

do u learn physics

study

what do u wnana do in the future

[agile roost]

he doesn't

he is against physics, like me

[hollow ice]

I want to triple major

[north oasis]

that explains y he's better than me at maths

probs

[hollow ice]

In mathematics, linguistics, and chemistry.

[agile roost]

trash kid

[normal arrow]

well that means that $2\uparrow\uparrow\uparrow 4$ has about 19k digits

[vivid gulch]

John Math

[north oasis]

may as well do gender studies m8

[agile roost]

bro wants to major in SPEAKING

🗣️

[hollow ice]

hmm?

[north oasis]

lol

[hollow ice]

How is mathematics and physics gender studies

[agile roost]

you're not doing physics

[north oasis]

perfect

do a quintuple major

ez

[agile roost]

chemistry kinda mid 👎

[hollow ice]

*chemistry

[north oasis]

yh

[hollow ice]

Mathematicians are the most religious STEM majors apparently.

Like by far.

[agile roost]

cool

I'm religious because I believe in myself, so what?

confidence

[hollow ice]

By an insane amount.

It's crazy as hell.

[north oasis]

$[if maths>chemistry]maths + [if physics > chemistry]physics >>> chemistry$

[vivid gulch]

madlad-mathemagician

[north oasis]

$[]$ are iverson brackets

[vivid gulch]

madlad-mathemagician

[agile roost]

ok

look very square to me

[normal arrow]

let me code bignum class real quick, i want 2 ||| 4 in scientific notation

[agile roost]

but go off

[north oasis]

mid.

[north oasis]

2 ||| 4 * 10^{0}

ez

[hollow ice]

You should see the project I did a while back

[agile roost]

you're white shirt

[north oasis]

i thought he was beetle juice for a sec

[hollow ice]

I coded every math thing up until modular forms in pure assembly

was great

[normal arrow]

jesus christ i wish you were my teacher

[agile roost]

assembly? code in binary, via morse code

[north oasis]

"how deep is a 6ft hole"
"prolly like, 20ft"

[north oasis]

ur a monster

[hollow ice]

almost as good as the guy who wrote Rollercoaster Tycoon

[north oasis]

lol

i programmed the spinning torus

first guy to do it

[agile roost]

._..____ ...._.._ _..__...

[north oasis]

magma r u gonna learn datascience or someth

or just stick with maths

what r u gonnna do

when u grow up

[agile roost]

he's trash

currently whacking his joystick by the sounds of things

[hollow ice]

fuck datascience

[agile roost]

yup

[north oasis]

no

[agile roost]

heavy breathing

oh no no please don't

I DON'T WANT TO

NO PLEASE

TURN IT OFF

[north oasis]

every statistician rn

ayo

what r we talking about here

[agile roost]

I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU WHACKING YOUR JOYSTICK

TURN IT OFF

[north oasis]

nvm then

[hollow ice]

i am apparently masturbating

[agile roost]

I didn't see any of that

[hollow ice]

according to agex

[agile roost]

what

[north oasis]

lol to agex's comments

[agile roost]

you are

[normal arrow]

,rule 2

[agile roost]

I never said that

[hollow ice]

oh correct

[normal arrow]

fucking shit bitch ass

[hollow ice]

i am whacking joy stick

[normal arrow]

how do you paste a rule

[hollow ice]

misunderstanding

@normal arrow misunderstandnig

[north oasis]

,rule n

[hollow ice]

language barrier

LANGUAGE BARRIER

[agile roost]

,rules

[hollow ice]

HE IS BRITISH I AM US

[agile roost]

-mute @hollow ice

[normal arrow]

lmao

[agile roost]

I know

[north oasis]

eeeedeeeedeeeedeeeeee

in the jungle

the mighty jungle

the lion sleeps tonight

best song

[hollow ice]

can you mute someone for >1y? @normal arrow

[agile roost]

01101011 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011 01100101 01101100 01100110 00101100 00100000 01110000 01101111 01101100 01101001 01110100 01100101 01101100 01111001 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011 01100101

[north oasis]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2F4FNcz68howQWD4zaGJSi?si=6f8ba59dfaf4409c

[north oasis]

"fuck you"

[normal arrow]

depends

[agile roost]

01100110 01100001 01101001 01110010 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110011 01110101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01101101 01110101 01110100 01100101 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01100001 00100000 01111001 01100101 01100001 01110010

01111001 01100101 01100001 01101000

01111001 01100101 01100001 01101000

01001001 00100000 01100001 01100111 01110010 01100101 01100101

01101001 01101011 01110010

[normal arrow]

agex no spam

[agile roost]

01101101 01100001 01111001 01100010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100100 01101111 01110111 01101110

[normal arrow]

AGEX

[agile roost]

01101111 01101011 00100000 01101010 01101111 01101000 01101110

IT'S NOT SPAM

[normal arrow]

agex you motherfucker

[agile roost]

TRY TRANSLATING IT

[normal arrow]

shut up

spell it out loud

[hollow ice]

01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101010 01101111 01101000 01101110 01101110 01111001 00100000 01100010 01101111 01111001

[agile roost]

DECODE IT YOURSELF

[normal arrow]

[agile roost]

based from magma tbh

[hollow ice]

01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01110011 01110100 01110101 01110000 01101001 01100100 00100000 00100010 01110011 01110000 01100001 01101101 00100010 00100001 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101

[agile roost]

01001010 01101111 01101000 01101110 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100001 01100011 01110100 01110101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01101001 01101110 01100011 01110010 01100101 01100100 01101001 01100010 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110101 01101110 01100010 01100001 01110011 01100101 01100100 00101100 00100000 01101001 01101101 01101101 01100101 01100100 01101001 01100001 01110100 01100101 01101100 01111001 00100000 01101101 01110101 01110100 01100101 00100000 01101000 01101001 01101101

[normal arrow]

im going to make a bot that either decodes all of it automatically

[agile roost]

unlike you, magma

I actually had musculature

so I played rugby instead

[normal arrow]

or bans all of you

[vague dagger]

Dude convert that into hexadecimal it's spammy

[normal arrow]

^

[agile roost]

you have a point

[normal arrow]

WHAT

no

[agile roost]

I should actually write in centidecimal

[normal arrow]

resist

resist her

[hollow ice]

66 75 63 6B 20 79 6F 75 20 6A 6F 68 6E 6E 79 20 62 6F 79

[agile roost]

convert into binary, flip the bits, into hexadecimal, randomise the bits within each group, into base 10

randomise the letter order as well

[normal arrow]

are you using Mersenne Twister or smth to randomize your bits

or LCG

[vague dagger]

Just bash your keyboard

[agile roost]

bogosort is my favourite sorting system

probably for the better

instantly solved

[hollow ice]

Bubblebogosort

[agile roost]

how fast does it sort 2¹²⁸ bits of data, on average

[hollow ice]

Bubble the sort the array each time and randomize the array and do piecewise comparison to see if the array is sorted

Bogobogosort

[agile roost]

literally physically impossible to have that much data

but we ball

[vague dagger]

Depends on the bandwidth

[agile roost]

hm

1 exabit/s

[vague dagger]

My kid is here bye

[agile roost]

code a sorting algo yourself

magma's tossing his salad again

what was thatt

[vague dagger]

Salad tosser

[agile roost]

too busy sharing my honest opinion

[normal arrow]

gtg eat, im almost done with my bignum thing for knuth notation

cya

[agile roost]

oh certainly

where.

where is this, so I can avoid it

damn, I have A DAY to find it?

hm

but you only need to find one

for science!

ayo this you???
their exact location

you have my location??? deleting my discord account will solve that

deleting my discord account puts me into witsec

discord didn't used to store deleted messages

of COURSE you know all these services

bro's the leading supplier

Pedo Escobar

magma $\implies$ Pedo Escobar

[vivid gulch]

Professor mid. FRS CBE

[agile roost]

pedo Escobar works better when pronounced ped oh

then you have more of a Pablo rhyme

most gay people aren't pedophiles, they're hebephiles and ephebephiles

youth councelling???

"I'm 16 and I like other 16 year olds, is this wrong?"
Yes. Straight to prison

have to like predators

speaking from experience

magma is a notorious child predator

pdf file

average comp sci student

@open whale

I'm nothing if I weren't a pair of steel balls

I think the bell curve is a slippery slope

and I happen to PUSH everyone down the other side

my negative intellectual mass

repels the peak

feels bad huh?

that's how you make me feel

[normal arrow]

agex are you okay

[agile roost]

I'm sure you can relate to him on a molecular level

carbon

[normal arrow]

oh you're in vc

[agile roost]

uhhh carbon

uhhhhh carbon

hydrogen

hydrocarbons?????

[normal arrow]

H - водород

[agile roost]

yes

[normal arrow]

O - кислород

[agile roost]

you're an organic compound

[normal arrow]

Я ебал твою маму в рот

[agile roost]

magma is telling you to shut up

I think you should ban him

[normal arrow]

obviously

[agile roost]

that's just a theory though

[hollow ice]

Я трахнул твою маму в задницу

[agile roost]

I'm actually legally deaf

[normal arrow]

-bаn @hollow ice

[agile roost]

so close

[normal arrow]

what did i type wrong

[hollow ice]

you did it in the mouth

[agile roost]

I'm feeling like the sith rn when I'm talking to magma

[normal arrow]

what

[agile roost]

i help them anyway

[hollow ice]

do you not speak russian at all?

[normal arrow]

i do

[hollow ice]

ok

[agile roost]

the more I know you the less I like you

[hollow ice]

you did my mom

according to you

[agile roost]

I did

[normal arrow]

yes i know

[agile roost]

we all did

[hollow ice]

face fucked her apparentkly

[normal arrow]

i know

[agile roost]

unlike your school projects, you weren't majority made by one person

you were made by the WHOLE group

[normal arrow]

also please no nsfw

[hollow ice]

bro

я трахнул тебя в жопу

you cannot be serious

[agile roost]

paper mache

[normal arrow]

спасибо)

позвони мне

[hollow ice]

хорошо, любовь моя

[agile roost]

when I'm surrounded by future members of the KGB youth militia

[normal arrow]

okay but honestly no one usually says "любовь моя"

[agile roost]

all professors lie on the left side

I sleep on my right 💪

[normal arrow]

more common ways to say it are uh

"сладкий/сладкая"

[hollow ice]

I know I am not Russian this is from my russian book

[hollow ice]

LMAO

[normal arrow]

"дорогой/дорогая"

[agile roost]

if I slept on the right side of the bed I probably would sleep on my right too

[hollow ice]

this i have seen

[agile roost]

all spoons face north

[normal arrow]

and then cute words that descibe animals

зайчик for example

[hollow ice]

I should call you woman

[normal arrow]

🕴️

[agile roost]

поганые казаки

[normal arrow]

thats even more random what

[agile roost]

[hollow ice]

What about прекрасная?

[agile roost]

you're telling me that you're not a Cossack, noted

[normal arrow]

no

[hollow ice]

Ok.

[normal arrow]

very rare

[agile roost]

your mother.

[hollow ice]

милая?

[normal arrow]

yes

[hollow ice]

Ok.

[normal arrow]

that is frequent

милый/милая

[hollow ice]

Мой русский плохой, милая.

[agile roost]

me in a lower case capital letters competition when my opponent is the Russian alphabet

Cyrillic

[normal arrow]

ehhh i'd use shortened form for плохой

[hollow ice]

Let me test my knowledge of vulgar russian

[normal arrow]

sounds nicer

[agile roost]

can you guys stop.

[normal arrow]

im not going to stop being gay towards magma

[agile roost]

I shall directly repost memes I got from the #memes channel

[hollow ice]

I genuinely don't know if I should say "Ваш анус слишком мал," or "Ваш анус слишком маленький," or neither at all.

[normal arrow]

what a weird insult

[hollow ice]

I came up with it

[agile roost]

muscle mommies or nothing

[normal arrow]

but i'd go witht he latter

[hollow ice]

That is why I don't know what to say

[hollow ice]

thanks

[loud lake]

@hollow ice has given 1 rep to @normal arrow

[normal arrow]

but i'd use something fancier to describe the little size of your anus

[agile roost]

John have you ever jetpacked

[hollow ice]

How about the extremely obtuse "Ваш заднепроходное отверстие слишком маленькое."

[normal arrow]

Твой анус так мал, что его нельзя увидеть и в микроскопе

[agile roost]

jetpacking is where the taller person is the little spoon !!!!

[normal arrow]

what

[hollow ice]

lmao

[agile roost]

answer

[normal arrow]

works

[normal arrow]

the fuck do you mean

[hollow ice]

I need a dictionary to say this one brb

[agile roost]

John lacks the touch of a woman that isn't local to him on his family tree

[normal arrow]

i have a girl friend

thats working in aesthetics team

[agile roost]

doesn't stop people

[normal arrow]

irl girl friend

[agile roost]

example: john

[normal arrow]

shuddup

[hollow ice]

Ok

[agile roost]

I always add in little loophole snare traps

[hollow ice]

Ваш анус и пенис слишком малы, что делает вас ни к чему не пригодным по любым сексуальным стандартам.

Rate this insult

[normal arrow]

brb

[agile roost]

magma what's your opinion on the straight dichotomy

it is what it is

[hollow ice]

Maybe more "Ваша жопа и пенис имеют слишком маленькие размеры, что делает вас непригодным ни для чего по любым сексуальным стандартам?"

[agile roost]

Google Barack Obama r34 for more

[normal arrow]

very formal, devastating too, 7/10

[agile roost]

sleepy Joe?

[normal arrow]

nahhh, you're mixing rude and vulgar "жопа" with formal "сексуальным стандартам"

[agile roost]

aw

bros a major contributor to r34

wtf

[normal arrow]

head helper

[hollow ice]

ah I see

[agile roost]

bottom feeder

bro should watch human centipede 3

[hollow ice]

Ваша жопа и пенис слишком малы, что делает вас непригодным ни для чего по любым нормам секса?

[agile roost]

yes

[normal arrow]

works

[agile roost]

consider giving up on maths, chemistry and speaking better

you pronounce it maths

[normal arrow]

you pronounce it the way i say you pronounce it

[agile roost]

how do you pronounce Peter without accidentally calling yourself a nonce

[normal arrow]

because i inventedmaths

[normal arrow]

Petah

ze horse is hier

[agile roost]

putyuhcockawaywaltuh

waltuh

waltuh

putyuhcockawaywaltuh

magma how do YOU pronouce the n word

every michigonian has their own way

noted

[hollow ice]

I will try to do my best

I have a feeling this will come out shitty

[agile roost]

man

I was getting excited

[hollow ice]

"Никто никогда не хотел и не любил вас. Все, кого вы когда-либо мечтали любить, просто хотят, чтобы вы перестали больше существовать, исключительно из-за того, насколько вы ужасны по запаху, внешности, характеру и всем возможным параметрам. Просто поражает, какой вы ужас как люди."

The last sentence feels strange to me

[normal arrow]

"мечтали любить" sounds kinda weird

like im thinking "ah man, i wish i loved this guy"

[hollow ice]

fuck

my russian dictionary is not good

how to format it better

what to say

I need to know

this is very important to learn russian

[normal arrow]

just say "...когда-либо любили..."

works better

[hollow ice]

ah

ok

[agile roost]

I prefer what I wrote earlier tbh

gets the message across real good

[normal arrow]

"перестали больше существовать" also sounds weird because of "больше"

[agile roost]

you're telling me that you didn't get the message from:
use your fucking brain for once in your entire miserable existence. I mean seriously, you're over a decade old and have achieved nothing of note, get your shit together. There are 5 year olds in this world who have progressed their field further than you and endured greater hardships than you. There are dead people with more bitches than you and prostitutes with more dignity than you. Get a fucking life, pull your miserable and worthless existence out of the rut of self pity that you have plunged yourself into for the last years. It's honestly pathetic; you're the future of this planet and you have already disappointed everyone you've ever known. Get your shit together.

you couldn't have not

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i'd replace it with just "перестали существовать"

[hollow ice]

This is what real Russian class is

How to write best insults

[normal arrow]

and the last sentence is really weird

[hollow ice]

I knew it

I said so

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it reads like "Its insane how horror you are as people"

[hollow ice]

Sounds like someone who cannot speak Russian tbh

I learned Russian from a single book on Russian

[normal arrow]

i'd replace it with "It's insane how horrible you are as a person." which can be translated as "Поразительно то, насколько вы ужасны как человек."

[hollow ice]

So forgive me please

if my insults are not good enough for russian standard

did not cover insults

ah

I only know formal russian words however

I don't think there are formal insults in any language tvbh

сука is like joke curse

Everyone knows сука

[normal arrow]

no

well i mean

it is joked about, but it is an actual curse

[hollow ice]

блять сука!

I mean I know

but it is joke curse in English-speaking countries

[agile roost]

my honest reaction to the russo-weeaboo and the Russian still talking

you

yes

[normal arrow]

for a second i thought it was an uhhh

doctor who edit

[agile roost]

just proved continuum hypothesis

light work

it's not false!!!!

it's just impossible to prove

[hollow ice]

It is only natural to be mathsexual

[normal arrow]

mathsexual pride

[agile roost]

I am sexually attracted to the number thrembo

(and my gf)

[normal arrow]

same

[agile roost]

she's basically thrembo

[normal arrow]

so she is less than 6

[hollow ice]

mathsexual pride flag

[agile roost]

I too am sexually attracted to your gf in the future

[agile roost]

slightly more

what do you expect out of someone who's 5'

I'll brb, apparently I have some explaining to do

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holy fuck you read my mind

[vague dagger]

Ты утка

[agile roost]

almost turned my camera on lmao

[normal arrow]

its been a while since someone called me a duck

[agile roost]

my phone has a camera that is motorised

[normal arrow]

btw you missed a dash

Ты - утка

[vague dagger]

Ты - утка

[agile roost]

ok magma

peace

[normal arrow]

• is used here to show the утка is playing the role of predicate

[vague dagger]

Я ем борщ

[agile roost]

no

why would I leave

I'm actually

[vague dagger]

Ты идёш

[agile roost]

planning on sleeping tho

soon

[normal arrow]

*идёшь

[hollow ice]

same

[vague dagger]

Ты идёшь спит

[agile roost]

I'll be like sleeping beauty

[normal arrow]

this is so grammatically incorrect

[agile roost]

except I might actually throttle whoever awakes me

it'll be hot though

not violent throttling

[vague dagger]

Я не понимает

[hollow ice]

hmm

[normal arrow]

Ты идешь спать, you have to use an infinitive form of the verb after another verb

Ты идешь пилить, Я собираюсь спать, etc

[agile roost]

@hollow ice speak English otherwise I'll be forced to report you to the Reagan administration

[normal arrow]

and idk if its intentional, but it should be Я не понимаю

[normal arrow]

я отказываюсь

[agile roost]

really really tough

I agree

I agree magma

[normal arrow]

i only believe in Richard Nixon

Nixon is literally God

[hollow ice]

Nixon was ass

[normal arrow]

aaaand no one's going to get that reference

[agile roost]

stop making JoJo references

[hollow ice]

Nixonverse baby

[normal arrow]

HOLY SHIT YOU KNOW NIXONVERSE????????

[hollow ice]

ofc

MOON GOD BABY

[normal arrow]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[agile roost]

you're actually disgusting

just magma

[normal arrow]

im sending you a friend request

[agile roost]

John's fine

[normal arrow]

finally someone can understand my Nixonverse/Monument Mythos references

[hollow ice]

lol

MM scared the shit out of me when I first saw it

[normal arrow]

lol

i wish i could get scared that much from watching some analog horror

i only watch analog horror for the fiction and the lore, i dont get spooked by it

[normal arrow]

did you watch Gemini Home Entertainment

[hollow ice]

yes

[normal arrow]

omg

[hollow ice]

scared me to pieces too

[agile roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1004047393127416000/1058613559204003941/franzj_cat.mp4

[normal arrow]

what other analog horrors did you watch

i think i watched all the popular ones and some crappy ones

[hollow ice]

i watched the really bad meat one

[agile roost]

the video is just a vibe

[hollow ice]

and then one about water

was some water + virus = aliens

[agile roost]

CS surfing commentary videos

[hollow ice]

it was good

[normal arrow]

vita carnis? happy meat farm?

[hollow ice]

vita carnis

vita carnis is bad

[agile roost]

back when leafy not having a chin was merely a rumour

[hollow ice]

super overrated

[normal arrow]

oh its that one what was it called uhhh

[hollow ice]

you know it!

yeah

I forgot the name

It was good however

Scary but not really

[normal arrow]

true

what about mandela catalogue?

[hollow ice]

mc was boring for me

[agile roost]

what do you call a Mexican serial Killers victims? @hollow ice

[hollow ice]

But fun

[normal arrow]

kinda true

[hollow ice]

MC was too slow

[agile roost]

tacos

[hollow ice]

Vita carnis is poorly made and scientifically irrational

[hollow ice]

bro

[normal arrow]

consider watching Happy Meat Farm, its pretty cool

[hollow ice]

your jokes -------> gordan ramsey telling you to kill yorself

[agile roost]

watch funky town birthday party or whatever it's callrd

[normal arrow]

this?

[agile roost]

I know what it's called

no

[normal arrow]

lmao

[agile roost]

I'm not saying what it's actually called

[normal arrow]

why

[agile roost]

because it's a notorious gore video, and I don't support that currently

ask again next month

maybe

new political orientation new me

currently on BNP

[normal arrow]

???????????

[agile roost]

British nationalist party

my godfather knows an MP for them

[normal arrow]

well gore videos are scary but not something i'd watch

to get spooks

[agile roost]

gore Videos aren't scary

just depressing

[normal arrow]

i want to get spooks, not shit myself

oh, i probably should just play some horror games

[agile roost]

paranormal activity

what is magma watching

magma what

oh god

magma no

magmam

magma no

no

please

you're not watching it

please

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy

duh duh dun duh dun do duh duh duh dun

more on fucked up shit

21 Coptic martyrs

ISIS never disappoints

more on slightly funny stuff

IS leader assassinated by the Taliban

nah

I was a young teen in the prime of bait and switch websites and videos

[normal arrow]

alright im going to read openstax physics

i really want to learn physics

[agile roost]

running the gauntlet and stuff

the cringe gauntlet is funny

it's actually painful, but not scarring

shock content

eh

gore and porn aren't that far apart

both are dopamine junkies

cringe gauntlet?

yeah cringe gauntlet is funny

I support that

see, it's light hearted

no cartel shit

no 1 lunatic 1 ice pick

no cat blender videos

have you seen him now?

he's so weird looking

really goofy

idk

bro fucked with cats and got tracked down super quick

recurring theme

that blender guy

yeah

apparently the blender guy only got a few months

idk, I think it's just a rumour

I've managed to avoid that video though

very happy about that

apparently there is another one

I don't know how people manage this stuff

humans are strange

[normal arrow]

im stranger

[agile roost]

the more of this stuff you hear about or see the less hope you have for humanity

[normal arrow]

oh yeah thats why i stopped following certain subreddits

ignorance is bliss

[agile roost]

on Reddit 5050 I saw a guys dick that was snapped

[normal arrow]

lmao

[agile roost]

like in half

hanging on by just skin

[normal arrow]

ewwww lmao

[agile roost]

I think about that possibility a lot.

it's.

be careful guys!!!!

it only takes one slip and a bad landing

and snap

can't say that.

no cg or rcg

iykyk

[hollow ice]

stfu

no

[agile roost]

what.

bros gay, why are you worrying about this???

[normal arrow]

heres new physics riddle

[agile roost]

if you know you know

what were you talking about

I do.

it's funny

[normal arrow]

how fast do you need to uhhhhhhhhhh to snap it in half

2 decimal places of accuracy

[hollow ice]

122.3 N

[normal arrow]

o- oh

wait thats a lot

im safe

[agile roost]

don't worry, you need decent leverage for it to happen

you're safe

[normal arrow]

[agile roost]

join VC and hear Peter's reactions to trivial events

no but my phone is

[agile roost]

in all honesty I don't think it'd take a lot

depends on thickness, strength and rigidity is proportional to your thickness cubed

IN BETWEEN???

ok cool

thought you were some freak

[normal arrow]

its probably a lot less for Freddie Kruger

[agile roost]

more frontal

[agile roost]

probably

good idea

we don't

we have national insurance numbers

John will be fine, I haven't had any late night trips to A&E

recently

[normal arrow]

wtf magma sounds like michael reeves

[agile roost]

ikr

he's actually demented

[hollow ice]

'

[agile roost]

if you hadn't mentioned what that logo was, I would've had no clue

thanks magma for corrupting my brain

I'm actually traditional!!!!

what.

no I've heard of it

[normal arrow]

(o - o)

What's the matter, Magma? is there something unuwusual about this comment? Something with the unnecessary uwus mayhaps?

[agile roost]

I just don't know what their logo is

[normal arrow]

i only browse r/twinks

[agile roost]

bro

[normal arrow]

yes

[agile roost]

i don't use reddit anymore

[normal arrow]

if Ephesians sees this conversation, im so dead

i certainly hope so

[agile roost]

what.

[normal arrow]

based

funny of me to make that joke on May 8th

[agile roost]

no clue mate

never heard of these nazis

[normal arrow]

i mean, May 9th is tomorrow

[agile roost]

nor anything about Hugo Boss or the Totenkopf

[normal arrow]

the day when we won the war

uhhhhh

no i forgot what parts are there

[agile roost]

he spoke some russian earlier

[normal arrow]

somewhere around Omsk

[agile roost]

no shit

[normal arrow]

im almost sweating right now

but it snowed a week ago

[agile roost]

bro's from Verdansk

[normal arrow]

+19C

[agile roost]

only -27

kelvin

[normal arrow]

i think the hottest here it gets is around +25C

[agile roost]

it's 30°C relatively regularly near me in the UK

[agile roost]

nowadays

by regularly I mean a few weeks every year

[normal arrow]

not anymore

ehh its fine, its been a long time already

but anyways

no

lmao

fortunately i still have my parents and sister

[agile roost]

all of my grandparents are alive, except my grandfather

[normal arrow]

lmao

[agile roost]

he scammed some pygmies out of a bow

[normal arrow]

lmao

jesus lmao

[agile roost]

sounds like my relationship with my gf!!!!

kidding

[normal arrow]

lmao

[agile roost]

(send help)

no

[normal arrow]

sounds hot

[agile roost]

aggressive sub

idk at this point

it's funny because you're the switch in this vc

[normal arrow]

wdym

[agile roost]

I am definitely not the sub in this

[normal arrow]

whats "the switch"

????

[agile roost]

she has really small calves

and everyone knows power is derived from calve size

what size

measure

you do john

[normal arrow]

i do what

[agile roost]

measure your calves

[normal arrow]

whats calves

[agile roost]

muscles that connect your heel to the inside of your knee

my calves are like 19.5

[normal arrow]

whats heel

[agile roost]

back of your foot

[normal arrow]

im just going to google

[agile roost]

PUT YOUR DAWGS AWAY

[agile roost]

diagram got small ass legs

bro skips leg day constantly

women after one day of upper body

[normal arrow]

well, i am incapable of measuring them right now

but how tall are you

[agile roost]

women do legs because they're busy protesting for equal rights

[normal arrow]

186 cms-ish

[agile roost]

that's 6'1"

ish

[normal arrow]

lmao

i mean you're 14

[agile roost]

calm down guys

[normal arrow]

and im 17

[agile roost]

my age is prime

[normal arrow]

i am certainly not better than you lmfao

[agile roost]

my age is prime.

[normal arrow]

no you are are so much cooler than me shut up

[agile roost]

biggest culture

scandal???

bro called a war a scandal

[normal arrow]

oh i could talk so much about it

[normal arrow]

we legally have to call it "special operation"

[agile roost]

I hate Russians and Ukrainians equally

I also am immune to polonium and novichok, if the Kremlin wants to know

[normal arrow]

well essentially uh we almost forgot that its still happening

[agile roost]

we're invading because we saw a video on YouTube of a guy who wore a red armband

[normal arrow]

like its not a taboo or big news here, its just like covid

[agile roost]

whenever you're walking down a dark alleyway scream as femininely as possible

do your part

terrorising women

my kitchen is very spacious

my basement is bigger

what

my basement takes up the floorplan of my house

[normal arrow]

back

granted

no

im bisexual

[agile roost]

life quality is directly proportional to attraction to women

kids with men

generally

[normal arrow]

well true, but it also increases the amount of cute straight boys you see that you cant date because they're straight

[agile roost]

I don't need to worry about that

[normal arrow]

mormon?

[agile roost]

my IQ genes are fantastic

[normal arrow]

no

oh

[agile roost]

bro's a psyop

[normal arrow]

anyways, there are few things i wanted to mention about the war

[agile roost]

special military maneuvers

magma's best efforts to not be biased

[normal arrow]

basically i actually listened to president's speech on the war

[agile roost]

have fallen short

[normal arrow]

basically he said he started it to protect the respect to our culture because some ukrainians are nazis

[agile roost]

shit shit shit that means he's coming to my house

[normal arrow]

brb

back

[hollow ice]

@normal arrow y'know Ukranians aren't actually nazis

it is bs justification

[normal arrow]

well i am friends with one ukraininan

its a shitshow

[hollow ice]

ik

[agile roost]

interesting

[normal arrow]

i just hope it ends soon, so many boys go to war and dont come back

[agile roost]

I'm basically in middle school

definitely not already working on my PhD thesis

not gonna actually go into a program yet though 💔

[hollow ice]

prof. mid has insane voice i completely forgot apparently

[agile roost]

yes

[normal arrow]

youtube doesnt load pfps and pictures in posts unless you turn on vpn

[agile roost]

apparently I sound extremely British

[normal arrow]

twitter just doesnt load

some small sites too

like why the fuck are they doing that? thats so dumb

its no use

[normal arrow]

but honestly its better that they do that rather than doing something that would actually affect us

[agile roost]

because magma is a little slimy neek

he's doing exactly what I did at his age

but slower

[hollow ice]

yes BS in math is too slow at 14

[normal arrow]

so anyways the whole situation is both funny and sad at the same time

[agile roost]

an associates is bullshit!! not bs

[hollow ice]

not formally but i know it

[agile roost]

uh huh