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hoary timber
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No problem. It's a great spell if you're a wizard player and want to make your teammates go what the hellllll?!? When a goon insults your spellbook and you proceed to hulk out and slap them around with said spell book because you also have the tavern brawler feat which makes you proficient in Book Slap-Do, dealing 4d12 per slap.

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Cuz sometimes Wizards have to beat knowledge into a person.

pliant stirrup
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Sometimes it's about the knowledge

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Sometimes it's about the punch

hoary timber
proven vale
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That is a fun spell I used it in a oneshot once hahaha

maiden escarp
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Welcome to dumb quotes from my last session
"Tex you have disadvantage on that roll, roll again to see if you get worse."
"Well I don't know how I could roll less than a one."

hoary timber
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Lel.

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Double 1's? A portal opens up as you've unleashed a minor evil into the world.

proven vale
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The wild magic sorcerer in my one game rolled two 1s on the wild magic surge table which led to 2 minutes of in game insanity

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he turned into a potted plant AND a sheep

heavy granite
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one of my favourite wild magic stories was from an animator on youtube
girl's sorcerer accidentally created an anti-magic zone in a city literally built on magic
that was also a seal for the tarrasque downstairs

proven vale
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oh nooooooo hahaha

hoary timber
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Why would you seal a tarrasque in the literal center of your city!?!? D:

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Because thats not for now city to worry about, that's for future city to worry about.

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I just realized that's pretty much the premise to any game where a demon or evil god was sealed away for a millennia.
"That's not for now world to worry about, that's for future world to worry about."

heavy granite
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I mean what better way to stop someone from finding something than building an entire city on top of it

hoary timber
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every cheesy horror movie

Sewer Maintenance: "this is disgusting, damn pipes are jammed again. Hey Jimmy come give me a hand we gotta with unclogging this."

Few moments later. "Woah....why's there a creepy door back here hidden behind all this sewage?....ey jimmy I bet this is where some thief hid all his loot, here hold the light while I crack it open"

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And so begins Tarrasque: The awakening.

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Shortly followed by Tarrasque: you should have let me sleep.

heavy granite
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iirc there wasn't actually an access point anywhere
it was completely sealed off
and the city's worth of magic was making sure it stayed that way
and then wild magic created an anti-magic zone big enough and for long enough that the tarrasque woke up

hoary timber
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Oof

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What a chest burster moment for insert city name

heavy granite
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yuuuup

pliant stirrup
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@heavy granite @hoary timber So you’re talking about Dingo Doodles series, Fool’s Gold. The tarrasque in question was sealed under the city with magical restraints. Once the wild magic created the no-magic zone, the restraints stopped working and the tarrasque woke up.

Additionally, I should note - the Tarrasque can move through the earth like it’s air or water. Beyond that, while it is in the earth, it does not displace the earth - nothing is disturbed while the tarrasque moves through it. So yes, it can just emerge from below the ground.

heavy granite
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oh lawdy

pliant stirrup
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Also, the leader of the city in question was some sort of witch enchantress voodoo queen

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So of course she’s going to find where the tarrasque is sleeping, tie it up and then build a city on top of it

hoary timber
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I think you're mistaking a Tarrasque for a Xorn because unless a GM decided that, a Tarrasque has no Burrow speed or the earth glide ability.

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I'd give it the whole it's powerful enough to burrow thing but I very much doubt it can just sink into the earth like an earth elemental like a Xorn.

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I think in an older edition it might have had it but as far as I'm aware the only time it burrows is when it goes into hibernation

hoary timber
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Even then in 5E it'd still burst out of the ground instead of floating up like a Xorn.

pliant stirrup
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Eh, honestly the lore changes so much I just go with the interpretation I like the most and reflect that in my games. And everyone else can do the same for theirs ĀÆ_(惄)_/ĀÆ

primal perch
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my own genius suprises even me somtimes

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a teacher called on a kid in my class named zoe

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i said what because

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i have a dnd character named zoe and wasnt thinking

vernal snow
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  • stands up and screams 'WHERE ARE THE GOBLINS???' *
primal perch
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GOBLIN GOBLIN GOBLIN

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also one of my dms is letting me play an awoken monkey artificer :)

vernal snow
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RETURN TO MONKE. MAKE MAGIC BOMBS

primal perch
vernal snow
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MONKE HAS ENOUGH POWER TO DO ANYTHING

primal perch
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TRUE

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MONKE LEVEL 20 ALL CLASSES

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NOT JUST ALL CLASSES

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ALL SUBCLASSES TOO

vernal snow
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MONKE 20 IN ALL ABILITY SCORES

river heart
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(please don't go too overboard with all caps. ā¤ļø )

primal perch
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ok

vernal snow
primal perch
# vernal snow MONKE 20 IN ALL ABILITY SCORES

nah 20s actaully not that high once you start looking at potention (given enough time you can get infinite con dex strength wis, and maybe int and charisma tho idk if there are books for those so infinite stats!

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dnds hella easy to break

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infinite stats isnt pushing the game to its limits

vernal snow
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I mean that makes sense, given all the rules are written with no technical enforcement

primal perch
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its just getting the right magic item and being immortal

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since the manuals give you a plus 2 to the stat that book does each time its read

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but can only be read every 100 years

vernal snow
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big crazy

primal perch
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i had a character whos lowest stat was int

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every other stat was at least 20

vernal snow
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fancy

primal perch
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the int wasnt even low

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it was a +2? maybe a +3

vernal snow
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I wish I could play more of this game but nobody wants to dm :((

primal perch
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sad sad sad

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maybe you try dming?

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or are you a forever dm

vernal snow
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idk if that's my style, I really enjoyed the gameplay

primal perch
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try it

vernal snow
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maybe

primal perch
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everyone should at least once imo

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not everyone might like it as much but most dms end up only dming

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so you should give them a break and a chance to play the game as a player

vernal snow
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Yeah I think that's good advice

primal perch
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one good campaign to run would prob be curse of strahd if youre looking for something pre written to

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since theres a lot of fan made resources for it

vernal snow
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yeah, I've looked at that one and it has a really cool setting that could be worth trying but looking through the pdf booklets there's so much going on lol

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Maybe I'll be better as a DM, I died on the only session we've ever done

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I played as an Aarackocra barbarian, a really weird first character I know

sly shuttle
hoary timber
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Today in D&D land: player edition

My happy go lucky Dragonborn Barbarian is going on a trip with her party members across the ocean. A few days into this trip a huge lightning storm happens. Being a lightning Dragonborn, she loves this and considering she has winged boots she flies up into the clouds and proceeds to enjoy her clans traditional act of absorbing lightning.

A few moments later a giant world serpent surfaces above the waves and begins devastating the ship while the rest of the party tries fighting it off.

My Dragonborn finally realizing what's happening after a bit makes a little prayer, goes into a frenzy by eating a cookie and proceeds to allow herself to fall ultimately slamming herself and her maul into the top of this sea serpents head.

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My GM is currently trying to find more dice because apparently he said he's run out.

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Results are in. Both her and the serpent have a throbbing headache.

versed aurora
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This type of stuff is exactly why I love D&D inochiLOL

proud oriole
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I'm currently building my first warlock and am still kind of torn between the familiar and the tome with 3 free cantrips thonk

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Experience reports are very welcome ā¤ļø

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This is my first time playing with either familiar or cantrips, so... I have no experience with either

hoary timber
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Hmmmmm

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Both are good. Pact of the chain allows you to have your familiar further than 100 ft and you can still see through there eyes as well as cast touch spells from them so if you want to let's say turn your familiar into a cat and have them roam around town and pick up information with them because nobody pays attention to a cat grooming itself on a wall. You could also have it curse a person you don't like by touching them. Familiar warlocks also provide interesting RP opportunities with there familiars

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On the other hand Pact of the tome warlocks are very versatile because there time works like a spellbook where they can copy ritual spell scrolls into them and cast rituals with it without using spells slots.
They can also write down a companions name into there book and with it they can communicate as if with the sending spell.

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It all depends on wether you want your warlock to have more of a I have a familiar who likes to laze about but they also spy for me or a I am a warlock who looks through there book of secrets and is able to cast spells that can be useful in certain situations if we are prepared

proud oriole
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Hmm I think I'll stick with Pact of the Chain, mostly because of the "it's my extended arm"

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Thanks!

hoary timber
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Not a problem :) it's nice seeing people picking alternative warlock archtypes considering most go for Hexblade due to the versatility.

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Familiars are great for healing downed allies with cure wounds without actually getting close or good for giving allies the help action in fights to give them advantage

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Plus who doesn't love a warlock with a crow familiar who wears a Little vest and behaves like a proper gentleman.

proven vale
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PLUS you can have a itty bitty dragon!

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My psudodragon is a little feral some times because whenever my 2 year old makes noises when we play we always say its the dragon making those noises

hoary timber
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Bahaha I love that

proud oriole
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Yessss I want a dragon tbh xDD

hoary timber
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Psuedodragons are the sassiest of dragons.

maiden escarp
hoary timber
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Update on d&d land player edition:

After the fight, one of the PCs who was an elf and died was reincarnated into a Human. He now thinks he's absolutely Hideous and that his girlfriend won't love him anymore so he decides to hide it from her with illusion magic.

My innocent straightforward Barbarian said why must you hide it? It is bad to lie. It is better that they know now so that you do not suffer later, you will give yourself tummy aches if you hide it. It is ok to be outside ugly, it is not ok to be inside ugly. If they do not love you for who you are but what you look like then they are inside ugly and that is bad for you. Here I will help you.

While having one level of exhaustion she managed to grab the sending stone from his hand and began to speak.

The Elf now Human player character freaks out and attempts to grab the stone back from her to which he somehow managed to fail despite the fact he has expertise in sleight of hand and my character has disadvantage on athletics checks at the moment so she has a hand on his forehead and is chatting with his girlfriend while he tries grabbing at it.

He then slips out of it and tries again, rolls a natural one. At that point he's got his feet planted into her abs and both of his hands are trying to pull her hand open unsuccessfully as he pushes off of her with all his strength.

He finally says please don't tell her and she sighs and hands him back the stone, reminding him that it is not good for his health to hold onto such things.

primal perch
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Question

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Who in y’all’s opinion makes the better hide in plain sight assassin

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The psi rogue or the college of whispers

pliant stirrup
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@primal perch College of Whispers

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Their subclass lore is that they literally masquerade as other Colleges

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But frankly, if you want a hide-in-plain-sight assassin... why not the literal Assassin subclass?

undone sky
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A gunslinger/assassin rogue mc would work pretty well too, depending on what you wanna do

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Or ranger/assassin rogue, they work pretty well together

pliant stirrup
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I mean, not really.

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Their whole shtick is literally about blending in

hoary timber
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Just go changeling assassin.

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Unless someone is able to figure out that you're a shapechanger there's no way they can figure out you're pretending to be someone else

undone sky
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I have a changeling barb/assassin rogue concept chilling in my head and I wanna flesh them out and play them so badddd

hoary timber
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The benefit of the college of whispers is that you can turn into someone you killed for a few minutes but you only know surface information about them nothing deep it important

undone sky
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No new campaigns coming up and would have the mental energy to join another one anyways jfkd

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College of whispers/assassin rogue could be a cool combo too

hoary timber
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It could. Then you're pretty much extra expertise

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High enough level you literally can't get below a ten on a roll in a skill you have proficiency in

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And then bard gives you half proficiency in anything you aren't proficient in

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Including initiative

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Which helps assassin get first in initiative

undone sky
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Oh God i didn't even think about that

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My brain just went "ha ha cool class combo go brrrr"

hoary timber
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Lol

primal perch
pliant stirrup
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That's fair

primal perch
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Also

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It’s a changeling

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You can become anyone (who you’ve seen) so you don’t really need the 9th level ability

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Like spy tf2

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I’ve never seen someone use the later assassin ability and instead mostly care about the third level stuff

hoary timber
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How many assassin's have you played with

primal perch
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Quite a few

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Like 6?

proven vale
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oh wow

maiden escarp
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Did y’all know in DnD first edition Dungeon masters were called referees?

hoary timber
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That's interesting I always assumed since the 1E book was called 'The Dungeon Masters Guide' that they were called Dungeon Masters

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The more ya know.

hoary timber
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**Today in D&D land GM Edition: the party knows there's a doppelganger Assassin in the city stalking them but they decided to split up anyway because one of them doesnt want to leave the cafe they are in. the party agrees to meet up later but dont specify a time. an hour later in game time the other player returns to the cafe dressed differently and says that because its a doppelganger they dont want risk it twisting things and smearing there family name because they are a noble and that upon speaking to there father they were given the contact information for a bounty hunter that can find doppelgangers in the shadier district. the player that stayed behind didnt question it and doesnt realize its the doppleganger theyre trying to watch out for and its leading him away from the real player into a quieter part of town to get rid of him.

Meanwhile the other player and her butler are making there way back to the cafe to meet up with the first player now that they are ready.**

proven vale
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Doppleganger maddness!

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In one of my games I dopplegangered (with disquise self) the doppleganger, so we were both a city guard captain. Dopple was in a building with the head guard and I went in to and was like "He's an imposter!" There were some checks involved and the doppleganger lost their cool and started attacking people , but I also got arrested so... 🤣

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(We already knew about the dopple gangers so were on the look out for them too and also had zjust seen the captain in a completely different area than the Dopple had come from so it was a bit of a gamble but did pay off lol)

hoary timber
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Lmao nice.

undone sky
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God dndbeyond has a really big sale rn 😩

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Wondering if I should splurge on explorer's guide to wildemount and eberron...

graceful cove
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do itttt šŸ˜‚

hoary timber
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GM problems

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šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø

maiden escarp
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Dnd in 3 hours

hoary timber
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Good luck!

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May it be a great session!

maiden escarp
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If it’s half as good as last session it will be

maiden escarp
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This DnD session is so fun

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Tex (my character) got a pet.

proven vale
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I just rolled a Druid with 13 Wisdom, we'll see how this goes hahaha

sinful spade
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I don't know if anyone was aware of the but there's a Legend of Zelda themed table top RPG (using some DnD mechanics) called Reclaim the Wild (using all LoZ lore from the original game up through Breath of the Wild.)

coarse cobalt
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There is? that's so cool!

proud oriole
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They are heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere

pliant stirrup
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THE CLICK CLACKS

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PRAISE THE CLICK CLACKS

proud oriole
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šŸ™

maiden escarp
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So pretty!

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Last game my ranger proceeded to skip a miniboss because the miniboss liked them too much;

proud oriole
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I also made a mood board for my newest D&D character, a warlock of the fathomless

primal perch
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Hear me out

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A campaign world wheee most races are more animal based

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For example orcs could have hog or pig like traits

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Dwarfs could have mole like traits

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Elves could be bird like and their sub race changes the bird

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For example drow and shadrakia (I think I spelt that wrong) could be crows and ravens

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A high elf could be an eagle or something else regarded with renown

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Halfling could be tied in with hamsters or mouses

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Tiefling could be reptilian

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Maybe snakes

hoary timber
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There's also Humblewood

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Where you play as forest creatures

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Like so.

primal perch
idle hatch
pliant stirrup
primal perch
pliant stirrup
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What do you mean? Those races don't have anything to do with animals at all!

primal perch
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Or maybe on a diff though process they become the more human races

pliant stirrup
primal perch
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Simple changes that would make your campaign world more different

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totally didn’t decide to make this for my campaign world because one of my players doesn’t play ā€œfurry charactersā€

pliant stirrup
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You're good šŸ˜‚

hoary timber
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It's your world the races can pretty much have any specific physical quality you'd like.

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In one of my campaigns tieflings had tendrils instead of horns.

primal perch
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Oops

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Meant to reply to the tendrils

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Or look

hoary timber
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Lol

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In that setting the tieflings were mostly descended from a specific fiend and they had tendrils coming out of there forhead instead of horns that'd be long enough that they'd reach down to there waist. They'd do them back in bands like hairbands along with there hair and they'd decorate them with small pieces of jewelry.

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Or body paints.

primal perch
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Ok

coarse cobalt
hoary timber
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I loved that show.

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So sad they cancelled it

coarse cobalt
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That's a unique twist on tieflings, I really like it

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Same šŸ˜”

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Have you seen the FarScape Roleplaying Game?

hoary timber
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I have not. I didn't realize that was a thing lol.

coarse cobalt
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Yeah! I've taken a peek at it and it looks wonderfully cheesy

hoary timber
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Wants a mini figurine of a sentient war ship.

coarse cobalt
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A leviathan figurine would be so cool!

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I think that ttrpg is compatible with... 3rd edition dnd?

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I don't know for sure, I didn't go looking that far

hoary timber
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Oof only ones I've played for dnd are 3.5, 5 and 1stE ADnD

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If I did do a farscape version is probably use starfinder šŸ¤”

coarse cobalt
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I've only played 5e and then a completely different system that doesn't even use d20s

hoary timber
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I think I know which type talking about. Just d6s right?

coarse cobalt
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it was extra math, i had to write formulas down for figuring out how to calculate how hard my character hit.

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Nope! d10s!

primal perch
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The ttrpgs I’ve played are dnd 5e and 3.5 coc 7e tales from the loop and am gonna run city of mist soon

coarse cobalt
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the one I played was L5R, which was complicated, but interesting. I played a monk who inflicted fire damage with his punches and had a 75ft vertical leap

hoary timber
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Nice

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I'm considering running an ATLA version of D&D.

coarse cobalt
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Oh that would be so cool!

undone sky
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I think there even is a system based on atla but don't quote me

coarse cobalt
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I saw a system based on Labyrinth the other day, i wouldn't be surprised if there was an atla system

hoary timber
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There is a system based on ATLA it's really cool.

proven vale
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oooo that would be so fun!

hoary timber
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The one I was talking about specifically was the Incarnate book.

coarse cobalt
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this is really cool!

hoary timber
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It shows a really cool world with classes, clans and the such and it's only 50 pages.

ancient bone
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someone posted this in another server and I think it can be super helpful :3

hoary timber
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Those are really cute character sheets.

pliant stirrup
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...I know the icon for hit dice is supposed to be a bandage, but... toilet paper.

hoary timber
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Toilet paper to wipe your tears when you're character is sent to the afterlife

somber valve
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i like that explanation but goodness are your characters ok dante?

proud oriole
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I've cried so many times during roleplay without anyone dieing šŸ˜‚

sly shuttle
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No no, it’s totally meant to be TP, I mean, just look at how empty all the TP shelves has been this past year, I’m sure TP saves lives... or something

primal perch
hoary timber
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It's multipurpose. Once a man used a roll of triple ply to swing across a gorge and save a baby. The Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy had it wrong about bringing a towel everywhere when toilet paper is the unsung hero

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.....please no one try swinging across a gorge with triple ply toilet paper because of my joke D:

ancient bone
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you know. I was gonna. but that that you said not to, I will follow your advice

hoary timber
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You'll just have to make do with making a character who uses a roll of toilet paper as a whip

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It shall be a magic weapon named Old Reliable.

glossy rivet
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Has anyone played TIME Stories? A friend and I just started and we’ve done two stories, but one was revolution so we haven’t done the ā€œmainā€ expansions yet. Curious to hear thoughts on the next one which is Marcy Case!

proven vale
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I've played it but we were not very good at it and never actually beat it hahaha

hoary timber
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I can't say I have played it. I'm unsure what it is.

somber valve
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it looks so interesting dang šŸ‘€

hoary timber
mystic tundra
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Would pet, 10/10

hoary timber
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How bored am I right now? Bored enough to start making a map for a new world in case I ever want to make a new campaign.

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Will I ever actually use it? Who knows

oblique canopy
hoary timber
oblique canopy
hoary timber
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No problem :)

glossy rivet
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Any advice on finding DND groups for people who are intimidated by established DND groups šŸŒšŸŒ

charred island
# glossy rivet Any advice on finding DND groups for people who are intimidated by established D...

This is going to sound silly but, places like reddit, your local game store (if it's safe for you) and even through sites such as roll20. You can go looking for new groups, or even start your own.

Though, given that you're looking for one I'd say you're only interested in being a player, so, my other advice would be to find DND centered discord servers that have dedicated "looking for group" channels.

Either way, happy gaming!

glossy rivet
charred island
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That's understandable! Honestly if it's hard to meet in person maybe see if they have a facebook page or business site? There could be a way to contact them online rather than in person for your first steps!

sly shuttle
# glossy rivet Any advice on finding DND groups for people who are intimidated by established D...

DnDBeyond (linked on their website) has a discord, they’ve got 2 channels to search in, if you’re a player looking for a group to be with or if you’re a DM looking for a group to DM for, most of the time no one in those groups know each other before hand and it can get really amazing and really fun to play with them, of cause it’s only for virtual games but with the world outside right now that’s a great thing.

hoary timber
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But best place too look is reddit for now considering they're the most consistent player groups despite the horror stories I hear about.

glossy rivet
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goatlove2 goatlove2 thanks for all the tips!

hoary timber
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There's a new app being made specifically for people looking for groups but it hasn't released yet

glossy rivet
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Oooh that sounds interesting!

hoary timber
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Yeh it's called tavernbuddy. One shot questers made a whole little ad about it at the end of there video explaining it. You might wanna look into it once it releases, it looks neat.

hoary timber
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it feels like its missing something šŸ¤” any suggestions?

median spear
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I'd recommend some foliage, by the looks of it the maps in a tundra like area. Maybe some small bushes or long grasses?

pliant stirrup
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What’s the purpose? Battlemap?

hoary timber
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a battlemap yeah. Ill go ahead and see if about adding a few rough bushes and a few trees. It might present a hiding spot on the cliff at the bottom. hmmm

hoary timber
undone sky
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Re finding games as a new player bc I skimmed the conversation but didn't see this: roll20 is also a really good way to find new campaigns or oneshots to your specifications!

sly shuttle
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Got my dice in today and I'm sobbing they're so pretty

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now I just need to wait for my little potion bottles for storage of them to come in so I can store them in something that isn't just a zip-lock baggie

hoary timber
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A shady man in trench coat calls out to you from an alley, he hold his coat close to himself "psst hey. Yeah you, you look like the type of person that could use a little 'spice' in your life."

They look back and forth a moment before opening there coat showing an assortment of dice sets in little zip lock baggies hanging from his coat. He snorts a little, clearing his throat "I have unicorn sparkle, bloodbath red, goat who ate my slipper white and passionate purple purgatory on sale today. You don't get these anywhere kid."

proven vale
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TFW you are DMing a game this evening and have barely prepped

hoary timber
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My life in a nutshell

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The players in the middle of something hectic?

proven vale
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Not really, They just got to a island that was hit hard by a hurricane and they did a bunch of stuff there last session and are out to do a fetch quest for the island so mostly just need to set up an encounter lol

hoary timber
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I made a Tattoo parlor that sells magical tattoos but im struggling deciding on a name. Im thinking either Hidden Inks or Inks 4 Kinks

somber valve
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Hidden Inks for Kinks šŸ¤”

hoary timber
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šŸ¤” hmmm

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i shall think on that one

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lol

pliant stirrup
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I mean

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...The latter sounds more like the brothel than a tattoo parlor

hoary timber
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Its a play on words because the owners named Kink Barrows.

pliant stirrup
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Mm

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I mean

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You do what you want to do šŸ˜‚

proven vale
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Punny shop names are the best

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Like Bloodbath and Beyond for a weapons store

hoary timber
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The Battle Boobs? A mercenary group of Aaracokra that are Blue Footed Boobies?

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Fiercest fighters this side of the world

proven vale
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Actually made a map and encounter and they didn't even get to it hahahaha

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They spent an hour and a half arguing about how to get through seaweed while one member made paste 🤣

hoary timber
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Sounds about right

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Humanities greatest enemy, their own ability to overcomplicate everything

zenith rampart
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Reminds me of my players. They ended up in the city where a character's mother lived, whom she hadn't seen or contacted for 15 years. She gets coerced by 'helpful' party members into making contact, and the party gets invited to dinner the next day.

Two of the characters, both significantly less socially aware than their players actually are, were trying to figure out what you're supposed to wear/bring to a dinner, and managed to convince themselves that it was the first character's birthday and they'd all forgotten (and were therefore terrible friends even though she'd never told them her birthday to begin with) and that this was actually a surprise birthday party and the mother just hadn't said anything because she didn't want to ruin it.

So they convinced the rest of the party then spent an entire session sneaking around behind this character's back, buying fancy outfits and a present and a cake for this totally not a birthday party, and at the end of the dinner got the present out and the cake, and the sympathetic social anxiety from how awkward it was was off the charts.

All in all it was fantastic and I nearly died laughing.

hoary timber
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A minature Engine of Destruction.

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it is the Tarrasques smaller cousin, An Equtaras. It is tiny and the description says that a clever owner will provide building blocks or Sandcastles for the Equtaras to reap its destruction.

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I would kill for this lil dude.

zenith rampart
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That is adorable and I want one.

sly shuttle
hoary timber
primal perch
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yoo my dms letting me play monke!!!!

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I get be a monke artificer

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This gonna be fun

coarse cobalt
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Cool! I have a couple people in the game I’ll be running who have decided to play fairies

primal perch
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O elsa you’re a mod now?

coarse cobalt
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Unusual characters like that are fun.

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Yep! Have been since the 25th 😊

primal perch
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Disappear for a week and things change

coarse cobalt
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Haha that they do

primal perch
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Well uh late congrats!

coarse cobalt
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Thanks!

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Your new character sounds neat!

primal perch
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Ye I’ve got an idea for a backstory too I’m just confused why my dm would let me play an eladrin or monke but not a shadarkai or duargr

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I think I spelt al of that wrong

coarse cobalt
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Maybe avoiding the ā€œevilā€ races? I know duergar are the ā€œevilā€ dwarf subrace

primal perch
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Wasn’t about evil tho

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It was about how rare they’d be in a place like candlekeep except

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Why would an eladrin or awakened monke be there

coarse cobalt
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Yeah that doesn’t exactly add up, but at least you did get a cool character idea.

coarse cobalt
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The two groups I'm DMing have such a wild mix. One has two fairies, a dragonborn, a naga, and a half elf. The other has some more common races (tabaxi, human, half-elf, and tiefling) but their classes are wild

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The tabaxi is a sharpshooter fighter with automatic crossbows, the human is an artificer in a wheelchair he made himself, the tiefling is a paladin of the goddess of joy and is a former gladiator, and the half-elf is a rogue roped into being team dad

river heart
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One of your fairies is a barbarian, I mean.. c'mon

coarse cobalt
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Yeah, we do got a little fairy barbarian lmao

drifting star
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My boyf is playing a fairy barbarian atm what a coincidence

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Also I’m wondering if anyone here has heard of a ttrpg called Lancer

hoary timber
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Congrats for the both of ya!

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Sounds like a good last week

hoary timber
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I just looked it up. I have not but it looks dope

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Gotta love mech rpgs

drifting star
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Yeah it’s one of my favorite games

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Honestly like it more than DnD 5e sometimes lmao

primal perch
drifting star
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It’s honestly really easy to play

primal perch
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coc is my personal fave ttrpg

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i just like horror

drifting star
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Took me a day where DnD 5e took me a week to properly learn

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I played a CoC oneshot

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Not my personal favorite but I’d play it again if the dm wanted to run it

primal perch
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its nto combat focused

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its more about avoiding and preventing

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which i like

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tales from the loops also pretty cool @drifting star

drifting star
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I’ve heard of that once before

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What is it?

primal perch
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scifi 1980s kids movie B)

drifting star
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Ooo

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There was one that a friend ran on Halloween

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It was very weird

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Very creepy

primal perch
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remember the name?

drifting star
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10 candles

primal perch
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oki

hoary timber
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Was in a snowy mood today so i made this for a future fight against my players. theyve been traumatized into staying away from large bodies of water ever since one of them waded into the middle of a frozen lake in the hopes of looting what they thought was a frozen adventurer when it turns out it was an angler fish monster whose bait is a somewhat humanoid figure.

worldly flax
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oooh, that looks fun! sounds amazing šŸ˜„

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on a totally unrelated note, has anyone here played sleepaway or wanderhome?

worldly flax
drifting star
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I think it’s great if you have a good dm and set the atmosphere for it

worldly flax
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noted! it definitely seems like the kind of game that demands powerful atmosphere and a masterful runner.

drifting star
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We played in a dark room literally with the candle light being our only way of seeing each other

worldly flax
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amazing

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oh!! and i have played lancer before!

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it was a bit much for our DM to handle, with all the tags for stuff, but i enjoyed playing it at least

drifting star
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Dude I wanna play it again I miss it so much

worldly flax
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it was amazing for sure! what's your favorite mech?

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i'm partial to the horus hydra šŸ‘€

drifting star
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Dusk Wing

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S.S.

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Give me something tiny, annoying, and somewhat stealthy and I’m happy

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The harlequin cloak ability it has is dumb I love it so much

worldly flax
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haha, valid! i love the hydra because it feels so wild and esoteric to use

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and it was SOOOO fun to design my hydra, the cobalt lost

drifting star
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I wanna play a pilot who’s whole thing is being a chaotic soul

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Someone I played with used a Horus mech

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I can’t remember what’s called but it was a big boi

worldly flax
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awesome :O!!!

hoary timber
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This makes me want to pick up Lancer haha

drifting star
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What if hypothetically we found someone to dm it? :D

hoary timber
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Then hypothetically I would begin attempting to look up how the system works haha

drifting star
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Guess it’s time to dm hunt
waves bag of dice like treats
Cmere dms, cmere

primal perch
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Question

drifting star
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Answer

primal perch
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Because the dm won’t accept they exist in my campaign setting as an answer

drifting star
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I’m obnoxious I’m sorry lmao

primal perch
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Does anyone know any buggy races in any 3rd party things or just in dnd?

drifting star
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Hmm

primal perch
drifting star
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I’d say check UA for bug races

primal perch
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Doesn’t even have to be a player race

drifting star
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If not, ask permission to homebrew?

primal perch
drifting star
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Bruh

primal perch
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But he’s fine with 3rd party

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Which is

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What

drifting star
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If it’s your setting I say the race exists

primal perch
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He also said humanoid smart monster Bois are fine

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WAIT WAIY WAIT

drifting star
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Brb screaming

primal perch
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I can play the 4 arm bug bois then

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Oh God 4 arm fighting

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Just duel weapon with 2 great axes

hoary timber
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There's a insect creature in D&D that has its own language so technically one could say they'd be able to play one.

drifting star
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What is it?

primal perch
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Cause Ik a boi now as of a second ago that’s in the monster manual but I can’t remember their name

hoary timber
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Ah damn they aren't considered bugs they're considered monstrosities

primal perch
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What are they

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I just meant buggy Bois as in bug like

hoary timber
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Kruthiks

primal perch
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~~I don’t wanna play an anthro bug what are you taking about Baka ~~

hoary timber
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They're actually bugs though

primal perch
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Oh

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Those aren’t humanoid

hoary timber
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Ah I missed that bit

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My bad

primal perch
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It’s fine

hoary timber
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I think there are yugoloths that are buggy

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They're fiends if I remember right

primal perch
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Loths technically which would lock me in as neutral tho I’m fine with that

hoary timber
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What about the arachnid people that fries worship

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Driders

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Drows*

drifting star
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Oooo

primal perch
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Or wait

drifting star
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Drow are my favorite

primal perch
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Driders are cool but I want like buggy head

drifting star
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Called ā€œElf Addictā€ in a server I help run

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Because I mainly play drow

hoary timber
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Chitine?

drifting star
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Quasits look buggy

primal perch
hoary timber
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Ahhhh

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I love this one

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The Umber Hulk

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It's large though.

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Plus they're kinda op as a player race what there confusion eyeballs but they do have a language

primal perch
hoary timber
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Just say this one's a young one so it's medium.

primal perch
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Actually a good idea

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Or I could say that in that world they’re from they’re smaller

hoary timber
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That works. The eyebeam would have to be nerfed somewhat or removed as well considering it has tremorsense, improved darkvision and a burrow speed.

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Otherwise party members are going to have to continuously roll against confusion

primal perch
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@hoary timber just checked some stuff umberhulks are small enough to just get the ability the big races get

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They’re around 8 feet usually

hoary timber
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They Thicc

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They're 8ft tall and 5 ft wide

primal perch
hoary timber
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Jiminy thiccet it is then

burnt gull
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Wait wait wait THERES GONNA BE A TABLETOP?!?

undone sky
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No no no not of ci hahaha

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This is just generally for ttrpgs!!

burnt gull
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Oh ok I was so confused

burnt gull
undone sky
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Bc there's a loooot of ttrpg players in here

pliant stirrup
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This is just for talking about different things, like D&D šŸ˜‚

undone sky
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Would be quite cool though! Maybe some day :D

burnt gull
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I’m attempting to try one that’s coming out soon called shiver

coarse cobalt
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That would be neat! But yeah, just for general ttrpgs

pliant stirrup
undone sky
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No idea what you're talking about, myst šŸ˜Ž

pliant stirrup
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Sure

primal perch
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@hoary timber he won’t let me play umbrrhulks because they’re large but is fine with another player playing a Goliath despite them being the same height this is dumb

hoary timber
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Lore wise goliaths aren't as wide as Umber hulks but I understand why that's kind of bull considering you can just say well what if this one's a runt

sly shuttle
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that sounds really stupid, tho, your DM might not be comfortable juggling the rules of large creatures as playables? Goliaths are still only a Medium, even if it DOES seem stupid that they're only Medium

hoary timber
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So it's medium instead of large

hoary timber
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Pull out a Mezzoloth then

primal perch
hoary timber
sly shuttle
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yhe, but they're still Medium creatures when it comes to mounts and such

primal perch
# hoary timber

Lmao he’ll hate me even more since he fears more then 2 arms

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He hates loxodon

hoary timber
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Yeah golliaths only count as large when it comes to carrying or grappling things. I don't see why your GM is having such a fit over it when they can be like this umberhulk has stunted growth due to being malnourished when it was young so it's much smaller than normal umber hulks.

sly shuttle
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lol, yhe, our DM is amazing and is letting my friend and I make our Fairies Tiny instead of Small kek

hoary timber
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Due to this it was bullied out of the umberhulk community it new and was forced to work with humanoids to survive.

sly shuttle
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kek we're a 14.8cm tall Fairy and a 15cm tall Fairy

hoary timber
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The 15 cm ones the thicc one

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Lmao

sly shuttle
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we're BOTH stupid as hell, Wis and Int is our dumb stats

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well... we both rolled stupid low for those so we ended up going "and they were siblings"

primal perch
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Sounds fun

hoary timber
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Do they share similar names?

primal perch
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I’m just so pissed I can’t play a umberhulk

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He was like

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Loook in the monster manual if it’s humanoid and smart enough to talk sure

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And an umberhulk is

sly shuttle
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all 5 siblings of our Parents all have names starting with a C, and we all share Von (german verb) (court name) for names

coarse cobalt
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Quick, what are your siblings names, don't look it up

sly shuttle
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uhhhhhh

coarse cobalt
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I said don't look it up

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1d4 psychic damage

sly shuttle
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fuck, shit, uhhhhh our Younger brother is Casper Emil Von Regnbogen de la court des regiones sauvages

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don't remember the older siblings

coarse cobalt
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i see you in the google doc 😈

sly shuttle
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falls over ded

hoary timber
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If it's a humanoid? Play a Hag. Myehehe

sly shuttle
primal perch
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I wanna play a buggy boi tho

sly shuttle
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ah, you're the Camel online

coarse cobalt
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I shouldn't be, but I guess I am

sly shuttle
coarse cobalt
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I'm looking at it from my account with my lil mimic d20 icon

mystic tundra
sly shuttle
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unless someone else is on kek

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Gup, Casper isn't even the worst one

coarse cobalt
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Nope, that's gotta be me

hoary timber
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Deep scion? It's a tentacly boi.

mystic tundra
coarse cobalt
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Y'all really played yourself with these names

sly shuttle
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that's the entire fucking family

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I can't pronounce the French part of our name, Vix can't pronounce the german parts, we're all gonna die

primal perch
mystic tundra
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I remember having started on a Teifling character
What was her name again...?

sly shuttle
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but hey, pro's of being fae: names have power, you don't share your entire name thinksmart

hoary timber
primal perch
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Hmm could be fun

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Oh ye he also won’t let me play a doppelgƤnger

mystic tundra
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Found it - Orianna Ea

primal perch
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But a changelings fine

hoary timber
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Aha

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I found a cool humanoid bug boi

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Or girl

hoary timber
primal perch
hoary timber
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Play a Trail warrior.

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Or a trail death priest.

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They're humanoids and they have above average intelligence

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They speak kraul and they know common but can't speak it

primal perch
hoary timber
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Oh lord.

primal perch
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But he’s fine with 3rd party

hoary timber
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Just say "Understandable, have a nice day." And walk away.

primal perch
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As long as it’s published in a book

hoary timber
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They're making too many contradicting restrictions

primal perch
hoary timber
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Krauls are official and they are canon.

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Well then you gotta tell your friend I'm sorry bro but this isn't working out, they keep stonewalling me and making restrictions that contradict each other.

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They've been given like 6 different alternatives at this point it sounds like they are just making excuses because they don't want you to play a bug like creature.

primal perch
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Which is dumb

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CAUSE THATS ALL THE COOL RACES

hoary timber
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Say you want to play a werewolf then

mystic tundra
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Bug anthro is cool

hoary timber
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See if he shuts it down

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If he does then sounds like it.

mystic tundra
primal perch
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Ok, after looking it over I'm just gonna have to say no. I'm not looking for argument so please don't argue. Here is my reasoning. 1. It says on the statblock chaotic evil. 2 it's a monstrosity. 3. It gets a special spell like ability that's kinda op. He just said that

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Again I’m not a sword Coast umberhulk

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I’m from a diff reality

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I’m not the exact same

primal perch
mystic tundra
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Oooo

sly shuttle
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is there a homebrew race for the Umberhulk? like people in the past made homebrew races for other "monsters"

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if so, send him that, and have him look at that, or just accept that some DMs just aren't comfortable with some things so they'll hard-no it from the get go

primal perch
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Oh ok

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I just had to simply explain

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That I was completely fine if the psyhonic ability was reworked

primal perch
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could someone help me balance somethin?

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preferably in dms cause i dont wanna flood this channel

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cause currently i made it way to much of a direct translation despite trying to nerf stuff and ugh it hurts

coarse cobalt
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If you're trying to balance something for a specific game, maybe your DM can help? What I might think is balance, someone else might not love to have in their game.

primal perch
undone sky
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So this isn't for making a character for a specific campaign? Cause if that were the case I'd say maybe try balancing it together with your gm so you're both happy with it

primal perch
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its a mix of both and he doesnt have a good sense of balance

pliant stirrup
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@primal perch I’ve noticed something from reading through this, but there’s actually a creature in the humanoid category that most people have overlooked. It might not be what you’re looking for, but... Ettercaps

pliant stirrup
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I can even make it balanced.

Ettercap - +2 Dex, +1 Con

Level 5, can cast Spiderclimb on self 1/long rest (or level 3)
Webwalker- ignores movement restrictions caused by webbing
Darkvision 60ft
Web - 1/short or long rest. Ranged Attack 30/60, proficiency bonus + Dex,
To escape, strength check DC equal to 8+Proficiency Bonus+CON

Maybe even a natural weapon, e.g., their claws or a bite (minus the poison)

hoary timber
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Banged out a Lesser Umber hulk player race real quick. not the best but then again im not trying to be proffesional lol

primal perch
primal perch
hoary timber
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šŸ‘ my bad for any mistakes. I was wondering if I should have made there gaze action based on uses per proficiency or once per rest.

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Oh one sec

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there

primal perch
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i like it tho imma personally make a few small edits when i use it

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but its nice :)

hoary timber
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all good

hoary timber
#

The Parties next boss fight.

drifting star
#

fear

zenith kernel
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oooo they're gonna have fun

drifting star
#

Oh

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I have a dilemma

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It’s with a campaign I’m writing

hoary timber
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what is your Dilemma my dude dudet or other and how can we help?

drifting star
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Dude works ^^

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Ok

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I should probably tell you the important stuff lmao

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Basically this campaign is called The Concept, it’s based around a pantheon gods by the same name. The most powerful deity is Time (I was lazy with naming also it makes sense for my setting).

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The deities have a very strong connection to the planes, and if they don’t do their part in the world, something falls apart

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When Time doesn’t maintain his grasp on uh- time, it goes all over the place

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So

hoary timber
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"We require no mortal names for we simply are and we shall continue to be long after mortal language fades from this world."

drifting star
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Here’s the dilemma

hoary timber
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wise excuse for lazy naming myehehe

drifting star
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Time is the BBEG

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BUT

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The players can’t kill him

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Or else everything goes to- everything goes horribly wrong

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Sooo

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How to deal with that

hoary timber
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everything is frozen in time. So youre trying to find a way to beat an unkillable BBEG

drifting star
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I’m sure if they tried (and I wrote a stat block) they could

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They could definitely kill him

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But I don’t want them too

zenith kernel
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how i'd handle this is by having a very powerful entity, whether it be another god or an immensely powerful wizard give the party a scroll or wish spell that is able to put Time back in line

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when that eventually arrives of course, Time would have to be weakened(?)

hoary timber
#

killing the most or second most powerful being in existence is not an easy feat for characters that reach demigod level

drifting star
#

I actually know who the most powerful being is :D

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They’re called The Cycle

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God of Life & Death

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But they have their own role to play

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Oh right- so Time could be compared to a paranoid old man

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He caused a major event 500 years prior to the campaign called the Corruption

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All because he thought Memory was going to overthrow him

hoary timber
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what id do is.....The entity known as time has an Avatar that has become corrupted. Time will not destroy there avatar because it is a part of themselves but the Avatar of time is causing tears in the fabric of reality wherever it goes. The characters would have to track down and destroy this minor avatar of time so that things may return to balance and they prevent there world as they know it from imploding due to a corrupt entity.

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in the Odyssey of theros books there are actual stats for Avatars of the gods.

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Id beef on of those up

drifting star
#

Long story short he tried to kill Memory, Neutrality defended her. Those two idiots fought and fought, all while Time slowly lost his grip on time and it fast forwarded stupid fast back into one massive Pangea

hoary timber
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depending on just how strong the players are

drifting star
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I’m hoping to get to level 20

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Hm

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So funny enough I kinda toyed with the avatar idea a little and formed it into something else

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So deities in this setting can have Servants, and they can have more than one, in fact that’s going to a whole ordeal when they meet Harmony

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But anyway the purpose of the Servants is to act in their deity’s mindset put their ideas further into the world

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Sometimes this can literally just be like ā€œgrant miracles for people because you are Servant of Luckā€

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But it could also be helping to carry through plans to become more powerful than the rest of The Concept combined

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Could be anything

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sorry I’m rambling now lmao

hoary timber
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It's all good.

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Sounds like you're talking about angels, planetars and the like instead of avatars

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Lol

drifting star
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Nah these people can be anyone

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There’s a dude who’s a Servant of Chaos who plays a huge role in a player’s backstory

hoary timber
#

You mean a Herald?

drifting star
#

Oakes is just a human noble

hoary timber
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Ughhhh I'm a police witness now.

drifting star
#

Fun session?

hoary timber
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No. Actual life lol. I was on the freeway when a semi truck slammed into a car and spun it around a few times. I ended up parking my car, running across the freeway and helping the people that got hit. Then pushed the car to the side of the freeway so they won't get hit again. Then the cops arrived and took my information. Now I'm a witness to this and the cops are like we're going to call you soon. 😩😫

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Going to court is a hassle. Lol

drifting star
#

Ah-

river heart
#

Just a reminder that this channel is for talking about tabletop and board games, and while I understand the trauma of witnessing that is very difficult, this might have been better posted in general chat since it doesn't have anything to do with boardgames. I am very sorry you had to go through that though, adrenaline is a hell of a drug.

pliant stirrup
#

Welp... guess who just started running their first custom dungeon

drifting star
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Hows that going? ^^

pliant stirrup
#

We just finished the session

drifting star
#

Well gimme the deets šŸæ

pliant stirrup
#

The party's bard has been 'arrested' by someone from her past. The bard's player is playing her level 2 younger sister

drifting star
#

Oh boy

pliant stirrup
#

They're using an escape tunnel that leads from the Ducal Castle to the River Quarter of the town

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Since they're trying to get into the castle and not out of it, they're encountering things that are 'traps in reverse'

drifting star
#

Oh?

pliant stirrup
#

The rogue stepped on a pressure plate, and hit the barbarian who was last in the marching order

drifting star
#

Oh that’s amazing

pliant stirrup
#

Since if they were going the other way, the person at the front would've been hit

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I also used my first mimic

drifting star
#

A mimic!

pliant stirrup
#

This dungeon has two purposes: to be a nuisance to the party, AKA slow them down, and to teach them to play D&D. Their first dungeon (part of the module I'm running) was a small disaster, because they set off several traps and didn't manage to quite see through some of the things in wait

drifting star
#

Oh nice

pliant stirrup
#

So this is me sort of being like 'okay, these are some things you should expect.' So for this first part of the dungeon, I had something they could loot (a silvered dagger), something they didn't think to expect (a mimic), a trap (an arrow that fired down the staircase, which is the one I mentioned) and a puzzle. The puzzle seems to have been the favourite so far, which is good. There's two more to go šŸ˜‚

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But now we have to wait for like, two weeks

drifting star
#

Ah yikes

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I’m currently trying to write a campaign to start running over the summer

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I’m really proud of the idea but I’m really nervous

pliant stirrup
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That's our usual schedule, once every other Friday, since one of our people is in the American navy (I'm a Brit, I have two other Brits, one French person and four 'Muricans)

pliant stirrup
drifting star
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First time DM’ing, I’d rather write than use a module

pliant stirrup
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That's fair, and completely understandable. For me, I'm using a module and throwing in custom parts from people's backgrounds, since I don't have the time or the anxiety medication to write a full campaign myself, but everyone has their preferred systems. šŸ˜…

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What's your idea?

drifting star
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Oh boy, go get some snacks this’ll take a sec lmao

pliant stirrup
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Got a whole bag of 'em to myself, online games are nice that way

drifting star
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Basically my campaign takes place on the continent (and pangea) Omula. The story will happen 500 years after something known as The Corruption Event, where all the continents of the world came together in a matter of five minutes. Nobody really knows why this happened, and is being investigated constantly.
The party will work under an investigation team called SCRF, lead by a tiefling woman named Strong who has the goal to be the first person to discover the truth of The Corruption. She will have the party head out into the world to hunt for clues and leads in one part of the continent, while she searches another.

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That’s what the party will know

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I have 7 technically 10 deities in my world, it’s a little complicated lmao

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(And then 11 if you count another) BUT ANYWAY

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There’s Time, Neutrality, Memory, War, Peace, Luck, and Love
There’s also Chaos and Harmony but not yet

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These 7 deities form the pantheon called The Concept

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The Corruption was caused Time, Neutrality, and Memory

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Long story short Time began to grow paranoid of Memory randomly and planned to himself to end her life and take her power. Suddenly he made a move to hopefully accomplish this goal, fortunately Neutrality happened to be there and defended Memory so she could get to safety. During the fight Time lost his control on legitimate time in the multiverse, causing it to fast forward, which is what caused the Pangea. Also during the fight Neutrality became split into the gods Chaos and Harmony.

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The player’s secret goal will be to restore Neutrality

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I’m using SCRF as a means to allow the players to explore the world and maybe uncover some little mini plots along the way who knows

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But I’m very excited

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Wow I just spammed I am so sorry

pliant stirrup
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No worries, I was doing some moderator stuff in another server, and that's probably over the discord character limit anyway šŸ˜…

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Hmm, so the party is hired by a team of investigators to find the threads that lead to the answer of what happened.

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Okay, I kind of like this idea, but I do have to ask what the plan is for the low-level? Because going after gods and such is a high-tier job

drifting star
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Yeah basically they’re just going after clues lead to the truth about the Corruption

pliant stirrup
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Hmm.

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Again, this feels high-level. Where are you imagining the party will start out? Level 1? 5? 10?

drifting star
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3

pliant stirrup
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Mm.

drifting star
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There’s a campaign Im in that started taking out powerful nobles at level 3

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And it’s the same group

pliant stirrup
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Yes, but there's a difference between people and literal gods. šŸ˜… So while I do love this idea, I would maybe adapt it a little. Perhaps there's an unnatural abyss that formed in the world after this fast-forward of time, and the SCRF as a whole works more to delve into this zone.

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Just a suggestion, I don't want to take control of your story.

drifting star
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I’ll sort it out as I go along

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It’s not an immediate deep dive into god territory

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Though we deep dived at level 6..

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It’ll be fine

pliant stirrup
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Mm, I expected that. It is just somewhat daunting to hear 'they're looking for clues to find out what a god did' without much context šŸ˜…

drifting star
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They don’t know the gods did it

pliant stirrup
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But again, I don't know the full scope of your plans

drifting star
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ā€œNobody knows how it happenedā€

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Those who have any idea kind of see it as a whodunnit situation

pliant stirrup
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No, but you told me what happened, and as someone who likes to think of themselves as a writer, I was wondering where the leap came in.

drifting star
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Yeah that is a bridge I have to make

pliant stirrup
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It's hard to explain, but I trust that you know your vision and can work out the specifics.

drifting star
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OH RIGHT

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One of my players before the campaign started may or may not have met Luck

pliant stirrup
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Oh?

drifting star
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I’m really glad it’s him too

pliant stirrup
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Him as in Luck or him as in players?

drifting star
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Basically I had all of my players randomly roll a d2/flip a coin

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Tails/2 was meet a specific deity

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Only one of my players did it

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I have four

pliant stirrup
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Well, I suppose you could call that... lucky.

drifting star
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Basically while the party is running around searching for clues Memory has been at work trying to fix what Time and Neutrality did

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Now what’s kind of unique about this pantheon is usually they can come together in a demi plane that comes from the will of all 7, however Memory.. can literally cast modify memory at will basically. She made the other 6 forget how to create that Demi plane and trapped herself in a different one

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As she’s still kind of sort of afraid of Time

pliant stirrup
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So are these gods equal in power or are there discrepancies?

drifting star
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So because of this, War, Peace, Luck, and Love are trapped on the material plane, and Time is trapped on a Demi plane too

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Discrepancies

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It’s how I can allow four gods to be trapped on the material plane

pliant stirrup
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Is Memory on the high end or low end of power? Seems like she's somewhere in the middle.

drifting star
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Time, Memory, and Neutrality are the strongest three

pliant stirrup
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Ahhh, which makes them the biggest players

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I gotcha, I gotcha

drifting star
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Yes

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Neutrality is a very unique case

pliant stirrup
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So, these other gods - since they're trapped on the mortal plane, are they technically mortal? Or do they have their full power?

drifting star
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Full power

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War and Peace are both kind of in a dormant state

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Luck likes to travel and mess with chance, and Love just likes to travel

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I use Pinterest for all the npcs I’ll have but this is Luck

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I love him so much I think he’s my favorite after Chaos

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Who I need to find art for

pliant stirrup
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Just take a picture of yourself, that should work.

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After all, you are, in fact, the Embodiment of Chaos 😜

drifting star
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Ay

idle hatch
somber valve
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a respectable pirate, our auntie

undone sky
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And something to keep in mind is also that artists don't usually like it if you take their oc and put it into your world, if you use them as a reference for your players that's mostly okay but probably don't show it off in an unrelated setting like here ā¤ļø

warm tartan
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I had a friend try to use my art for a character despite it already being my character, it's not cool

undone sky
warm tartan
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Yeah it did not feel great, but he was understanding after I explained it to him

undone sky
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That's good at least!

hoary timber
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Ahhhh my new poker cards finally arrived! I'll be using them in case any of my players want there characters to go gambling and play actual poker.

zenith rampart
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Those are fantastic.

pliant stirrup
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Oh, sweet

torn timber
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those are so pretty!

sinful spade
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The amount of characters that I've made these past couple of weeks offline is incredibly worrying. I really miss DnD sessions with my friends 😢

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Really wish Discord had some sort of captioning service so I could have stayed in the campaign we were running before the lockdown

undone sky
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You mean closed captions?

burnt gull
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Guys I found a funny podcast I think you’ll like

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It’s called Queens of adventure it’s drag queens playing d&d

burnt gull
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I found a group to play d&d with I think

burnt gull
coarse cobalt
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What sort of adventure is the group playing?

undone sky
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Oh queens of adventure is great, I only watched a few episodes though

sinful spade
undone sky
burnt gull
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Doesn’t start til June

coarse cobalt
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And the DM hasn’t told you what sort of things to expect?

burnt gull
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Not yet I literally just found out today

coarse cobalt
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Any idea what characters anyone else is playing?

burnt gull
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Nope like I said I was just told about it today

deft finch
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Heyy I'm starting a D&D Odyssey campaign soon with a couple of friends and I decided to play a half-Satyr. Anyone have any opinions or tips for this?

pliant stirrup
deft finch
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Kind of, I think, because the handbook doesn't explicitly say anything about half-minotaur/satyr/siren/etc.

pliant stirrup
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Well, typically it's because those aren't races that you get half of šŸ˜… šŸ˜‚

deft finch
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Hahahah fair enough

pliant stirrup
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If you had to ask me, I'd just use the Satyr race from MOT. Keep your creature type as humanoid. And depending on whether or not you want the horns/legs, remove the relevant traits, Ram/Mirthful Leaps

undone sky
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Hmmmm so there's a new ua called Gothic lineages, they have vampires and stuff like that, but the idea behind them is basically that you can be descendant of any creature, maybe you could look into how they handle those and get some ideas?

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I have a half fire genasi half tiefling and I just... Made her a fire genasi mechanically but gave her tiefling features

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It depends on if you actually want the mechanics to mix too or if you're cool with just showing the mix through anesthetics

pliant stirrup
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Ah, yes, showing the mix through knocking people out using drugs

deft finch
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Ooh thanks, both of you! I'll look into all of that!

undone sky
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Anesthetics, I'm tired okay šŸ˜‚

deft finch
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HAHAH

undone sky
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Why does my phone keep doing that

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Wtf is going on šŸ˜‚

pliant stirrup
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Aesthetics no longer exist, only anesthetics.

undone sky
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I'm typing aesthetics!!!! Stop it!!

deft finch
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What's easthetics? I only know anesthetics

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Wtf I typed that wrong nvm!!!!!!!!!!1

undone sky
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Yeah I think I need to go to sleep šŸ˜‚

pliant stirrup
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Easthetics are anesthetics from the Eastern Hemisphere.

burnt gull
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They need to make the feywild traits from fey wanderer rangers from tashas cauldron to be useable for fairies I mean they’re obviously gonna make a feywild book they made a gothic unearthed arcana and only months later announced ravenloft

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So it’s coming we’ve been waiting for too long for it to not be coming

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Question is will they add the unearthed arcana Dragonborn new sub races to it

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Also if they don’t make the feywild wanderer rangers traits useable for fairies I’ll be so disappointed

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Cuz it’s literally fey traits they should be able to use them

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I want flowers in my fairy ocs hair

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And butterflies that follow the flowers

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Also it’s a missed opportunity that druids can’t have animal companions like rangers

zenith kernel
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Writing about important warriors in a campaign’s setting and history is fun

cunning violet
cunning violet
pliant stirrup
cunning violet
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Idk much about offsprings and what cant etc. At that point anything is a stretch

burnt gull
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Okay so I just joined a new d&d group were having a session 0 tomorrow but I can’t decide which character to use we’re doing lost mines of phandelver

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This guy is inspired by my sisters rabbit and Reepichiep from the chronicles of narnia

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I have a Druid fairy inspired by my sister who I’m planning to make a circle of wildfire Druid

burnt gull
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Lastly is this

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I was originally gonna make her a wizard, because it makes sense she’s an owl person, but I decided on ranger

burnt gull
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Idk which one I’m gonna pick but I have an idea- like they wake up in the middle of nowhere with no memory and a sealed letter that has some kinda magic keeping it closed so they can’t open it themselves

burnt gull
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Maybe they find out as their memory slowly returns that they have a little sister that they have to get back to because she’s the only family the character has and the sister needs them

zenith rampart
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Reepicheep would be fantasic. Do you know what the rest of the party is playing?

burnt gull
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Not yet

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But he’s a bunny version of reepichiep

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Inspired by my sisters pet bunny

zenith rampart
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Reepichiep is still a fantastic character to emulate.

burnt gull
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Was not sure what class to make him though

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And he’s got floppy ears instead of the perky ones

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White with black speckles

zenith rampart
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He's like a brash rogue... Does 5e have a swashbuckler?

burnt gull
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Idk

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But I know one player is being a Goliath

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I wasn’t thinking rogue actually like he’s not scary but he acts tough

zenith rampart
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It does, apparently. Rogue subclass.
Hmm...

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Do rogues always have to be scary? I can't think of another class that would fit off the top of my head, sorry.

idle hatch
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nah rogues can be anything you want, they don't have to be scary at all if you don't wanna

undone sky
sly shuttle
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yhe, my rouges are typically the types of people you wouldn't expect to be rouges, the "hey, hello! what's your name? my name's x!" sweet, hyper sugar high lovelies

burnt gull
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Ah

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Nah this guy is more like he’s cute but if somebody calls him cute or sweet he’ll literally fight you

undone sky
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I know it super tempting to put like. Everything into a characters backstory but remember you're doing collaborative storytelling and not writing a book, try to only write down what your character would actually know :D

burnt gull
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But his sister (if I go that route) is the equivalent of Lucy in narnia where she can call him that, cuz she’s his best friend

undone sky
sly shuttle
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my currently played character is a "I'll shoot you with your own toothpick" ranger kek

burnt gull
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But also the others seem cool too I can’t decide

sly shuttle
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I mean, he doesn't really have a choice but to shoot toothpicks considering his size, but ya' know

burnt gull
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An owl person ranger

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A fairy circle of wildfire Druid

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Has a creepy fire obsession and likes to burn crap up

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Like Lily in the beginning of pitch perfect (I set fires to fuel joy)

idle hatch
sly shuttle
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Warlocks that didn't choose their patron, but was forced into the patronage and can't get out

undone sky
burnt gull
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All I know is we’re doing lost mines of phandelver

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Idk about it I just know it came with one of the starter kits

maiden escarp
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If anyone needs any players tell me. The DnD game I'm in is on deaths soor

cunning violet
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aawww that sucks

worldly flax
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has anyone here played / heard of wanderhome? uwu

hoary timber
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I have not but looking at it gives me some serious redwall vibes.

worldly flax
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it's sort of like redwall, except it's also fundamentally anchored on healing from trauma and everyones' fundamental right to be loved

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its very cozy in a somber way

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no violence wahtsoever

coarse cobalt
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That might be interesting to bring up to one of my groups. They’re not very combat focused, they might like something like that.

worldly flax
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definitely try wanderhome! it's beautifully written and constructed :D!

coarse cobalt
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They’re currently set up to play Curse of Strahd. Something soft might be good in the off weeks

cunning violet
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i think its also supposely one of the harder ones?

coarse cobalt
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It can be! I’ve been a player in a Curse of Strahd game that has been going for about three years, and it’s rough, but with a good DM it’s really fun too

pliant stirrup
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looks at my level 3 party of five + noble statblock + literal child who faced up against ||a literal coven of night hags.|||| Reminder: A night hag on her own has a CR of 5; she can cast magic missile at will. It's already meant to be a deadly challenge. When we add in a coven, each hag's CR goes up by 2, meaning they're each CR 7. Three creatures, each with a CR 7, all of whom cannot miss, versus a level 3 party.||

The only reasons we survived that encounter was one: our DM is kind enough not to kill us in what was, like, our third combat, two: the Man Himself showed up, and three: I managed to roll a nat20 and roll 20 damage on a level 1 guiding bolt with Channel Divinity: Path to the Grave. Total: 80 damage.

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To this day, I shall never surpass myself, because god damn. Quite literally.

hoary timber
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Congrats. It's hard enough getting a grave cleric to set up for another cleric as is when they'd rather set up path to the grave for a paladin or a rogue.

pliant stirrup
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I played the grave cleric šŸ˜‚

hoary timber
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Everyone else was stunned or something?

cunning violet
pliant stirrup
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Also my character was a protector aasimar, and my wings were out, so I was basically the only one who could get to her.

hoary timber
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Oof.

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Was just asking cuz typically grave clerics can't path to the grave and cast guiding bolt in the same round and greedy players tend to go I'm gonna attack it anyway even though you have a plan.

pliant stirrup
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Yeah, no, everyone else was locked down. Gunslinger fighter, bard, rogue, and sorcerer were in melee with the two other hags or were unconscious and dying. I had done it for the sorcerer, since he had some high-damage spells left, but again, locked down.

cunning violet
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Question. Can we post dnd memes in here?

hoary timber
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I would say yes as it is ttrpg related

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Plus people have done it a few times

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But I'm not a mod so I can't really say it with confidence

safe sequoia
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It's okay~!

sinful spade
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One message removed from a suspended account.

sly shuttle
cunning violet
zenith rampart
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I appreciate those.

cunning violet
hoary timber
light vine
hoary timber
sly shuttle
sturdy vale
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Ayo I suggest a dnd podcast called just roll with it if anyone is interested

loud haven
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Starting a new TTRPG today using a system I've never used (AGE) about a game I've never played (Dragon Age) but I'm super excited because I have the best character ever devilish_lesbian

primal perch
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anyone know any good post apoc ttrpgs?

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ive never really seen any good ones

hoary timber
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Dark sun possibly but that's an old 1st edition setting.

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I hear they may port it over to 5th edition.

primal perch
hoary timber
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Ahh

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Probably apocalypse world.

hollow creek
agile grove
tranquil escarp
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My kitty Akuma...he was playing the dragon for our game...or at least our poor little characters would have thought that. Lol

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The campaign wasn't going well anyways lmao!!!

sly shuttle
gentle glen
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Has anyone played the Burning Wheel System before? I'm a long time 5e player, and I've been wanting to try Burning Wheel for like 3 years now šŸ‘€

pliant stirrup
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@tulip belfry You mean this

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Also, while searching for the above, I found this.

somber valve
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HOMIE

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DAWG

lyric violet
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Oh there is

somber valve
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hello

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welcome to the lands of math-rocks

lyric violet
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Have y'all read the books? I haven't šŸ˜…

idle hatch
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Books as in player handbook? If so, yeah, slowly but surely šŸ˜‚

lyric violet
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I've been meaning to šŸ˜… it's intimidating for me tho

idle hatch
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Looots of info In there yeah

cursive raptor
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I am planning not one but three different tabletop games atm.

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a Vampire the Requiem 2e game, A Legend of the Five Rings 4e game, annnnnnnd an Achtung! Cthulhu game.

idle hatch
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That's impressive!

cursive raptor
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Impressive, but a little funny when my notes get mixed up just "Huh, what's the Third reich doing summon Cthulhus in Rokugan..."

hoary timber
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More like why haven't they been

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Per Hellboy they were well on there way.

undone sky
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Lmao apparently they released a monopoly dnd edition

sly shuttle
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Yes, and I’m $20 from being able to afford it 😭

hoary timber
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There's also d&d clue.

oak python
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Hey guys! I'm once again looking for up to 2 new players to join in my campaign! It's the same one from my last post.

The group has had the parasites and worked towards investigating them. They've found an organization of people who they think can help, but before they share their resources the group has to go through a pilgrimage across several continents to visit important places that will help them to understand the organization.

The group is level 7 and they meet every Friday at 7PM CST. Official books and Unearthed arcana is allowed. The setting his home-brew along with some extra rules for tool sets that I feel don't get enough attention.

Just shoot me a DM if you're interested

cursive raptor
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Rise up! Kindred of London! To long have we lived under the yoke of the Invictus Tyrant who styles himself a monarch of old. Rise up! Take arms Brothers and Sisters there is a Revolution calling! Rise up! We have nothing to lose but our chains! The Cries of revolution fill the smoke filled dens of the Carthian Movement, their numbers are many and they have been held back by the Invitcus and their restrictive laws and unfair definition of Justice.

There are two slots open right now, I am running it on Roll20 and if you're interested of have questions hit me up here with a DM. This is a Vampire the Requiem 2nd edition game that will follow the build up to a Carthian Revolution, along with the Revolution itself and the Aftermath. Will the Revolution succeed? Will it betrayed? and what role will you play in it?

vocal spruce
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Love my friends dearly, but oof can they not do campaigns

rigid gust
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hey hey šŸ‘‹ a bit late to the party but super happy that i found this group.

I haven't got a chance to play any D&D campaigns yet but would love to try out if you have any newbies group.
I am more into all kinds of other boardgames, especially economics, area control, worker placement genres. Games i've played & love (included but not limited to) Scythe, Unlock!, Brass, Everdell, Gentes, The Gallerist, & trickerion. So if anyone would like to play now & then in Boardgamearena/ steam, hit me up 🄳

silk lion
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I'm finally gonna be able to return to monthly board game nights with my friends in June and am super pumped.

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Plus, I've almost got my next homebrew D&D game ready to go and am brewing a cosmic horror sorta campaign for another system

maiden escarp
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Don't mind me, I'm just researching the history of gold in Virginia for the Monster of the Week game I'm running

tropic stump
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Learn anything cool/monstrous about the gold in Virginia yet?

maiden escarp
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Mostly just where to find it and the differences between it and pyrite

tropic stump
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So if you ever go to Virginia, you'll be ready to find some gold and maybe fight a monster on the way

maiden escarp
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Indeed, but only fairies.

maiden escarp
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I came up with a cooler monster idea but next time

silk lion
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Monster of the Week is a neat system, although I think PbtA systems in general are really slick.

agile hornet
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Idk about Virginia but I do know that the first US gold rush took place in Dahlonega, GA. Thanks 8th grade state history šŸ˜‚

maiden escarp
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Virginia was the place for a while. Basically campaign is established to take place in Virginia and the fae are attacking people who find gold in the river

loud haven
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I now want to join and be an undercover fae

primal perch
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since board games go here

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i just wanna point out

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quite a few board games like for example

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betrayal at house on the hill is a rogue like

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(well technically a rogue lite due to one haunt in the expansion)

silk lion
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Betrayal is a fun game, if not occasionally clunky. Betrayal at Baldur's Gate is also fun for a D&D twist on it

primal perch
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when i say 1 game i mean 1 collectively

pliant stirrup
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I'd love to play Betrayal but I don't have folks to play it with.

primal perch
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ye