#💭general2
dawn orchid
stoic ivy
you have too much power being married to our mod mom 
dawn orchid
but speaking of mcu
dull wyvern
I haven't done anything that would indicate an abuse of power or nepotism yet 😛
dawn orchid
I might get disney +
dull wyvern
however, once we get the LAMO emote...
stoic ivy
yet
dawn orchid
cuz wandavision looks awesome
stoic ivy
however, once we get the LAMO emote...
dawn orchid
but do though
dull wyvern
but honestly, Mandalorian is chefkiss
the crazy part with that which I only found out afterwards
I guess they employed an entirely new method of filming for it?
dawn orchid
it was yoda all along ?
stoic ivy
yoda boss, boss
dull wyvern
they would shoot inside these big ... like an OLED circle? so they could actually digitally project in the backdrop of whatever planet setting or whatever they were in
dawn orchid
I am da boss, thank you
dull wyvern
to allow the actors to interact with it
bleak whale
hi
dawn orchid
hello Rily !
dawn orchid
oh that's awesome Decom !
dull wyvern
...yes? D:
stoic ivy
that's so much sparkle
dawn orchid
I have so much respect for actors who have to work with green screen
especially video game mocap
like they're literally working with nothing
stoic ivy
dawn orchid
and carrying the entire project
stoic ivy
prokect
dawn orchid
ok maybe not carrying all of it
dull wyvern
if y'all like food and Jon Favreau, you should check out Chef on Netflix (I think both the movie and the show he made afterwards (which is an actual cooking show) are on there)
dawn orchid
but still
some of the performance when you think about it, they're incredible
yesss it's with Scarlett Johansson too right ?
stoic ivy
I saw it on telly not so long ago
dull wyvern
yeah.........
dull wyvern
that movie was just an unnecessary cash grab
dull wyvern
still better than cats, though 😛
dawn orchid
oh please let's not EVEN
dull wyvern
😂😂😂
dawn orchid
no no
stoic ivy
NO
stoic ivy
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT CATS HERE
dawn orchid
I'll dissect lion king and star wars all day long
dull wyvern
sup Dr. Moreau
stoic ivy
NOT THAT CATS
dawn orchid
but that's banned.
dull wyvern
there's a line that my Professors in uni used to use a lot
stoic ivy
because I'm w e a k
dull wyvern
and I think it's very applicable with both of those movies
dawn orchid
HI WEAK
dull wyvern
"don't get seduced by technology"
aka just because it's possible to do so with tech, you shouldn't necessarily do it
dawn orchid
well there's nothing inherently wrong with technology
more like don't get seduced by greed and the appeal of money
dull wyvern
or, to put it in 7 year old terms
stoic ivy
HI WEAK
"you're an awful child. you know you're killing me. you're killing your aunt, Vixen"
dull wyvern
JUST BECAUSE YOUR FAMILY BOUGHT A SODA STREAM DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD CARBONATE MILK
THAT'S JUST GROSS
dawn orchid
xD
dull wyvern
AND NOBODY WANTS TO DRINK FIZZY MILK
dawn orchid
I'm
stoic ivy
wait what
dawn orchid
kinda curious about fizzy milk
stoic ivy
carbonated milk? w h a t
dawn orchid
ngl 🤣
dull wyvern
Auntie, you know soda stream?
dawn orchid
also everything you use is technology, so where to you draw the line
stoic ivy
ye
dawn orchid
people think technology is only electric appliances
stoic ivy
...
stoic ivy
my bottle opener is technology
dawn orchid
but it's also why we have as much amazing food as we do
stoic ivy
but satisfaction brings them back anyway
dull wyvern
Austria only has the coffee culture it does now because when they yeeted the Moors out and found bags upon bags of coffee beans that nobody wanted and they couldn't even feed to their horses, only when they figured "let's just burn that shit" and it started smelling like fresh coffee were they like
"WAIT A MINUTE"
stoic ivy
like, say, microwaving your spoons to make them dry faster
dawn orchid
Auntie yes
stoic ivy
I WAS RESPONDING TO VIXEN
dull wyvern
Auntie is the insanity wolf of home experiments
stoic ivy
AS IN DON'T DO THAT
LISTEN IF YOU TAKE ADVICE FROM SOMEONE CALLED CASUAL WINE THEN IT'S NOT MY FAULT
also because I legit knew people who tried that
dawn orchid
stoic ivy
how and why you use it is
it was in response to that 😭
dull wyvern
mmmmmmhmmmm
stoic ivy
y'all make me wanna drink
dawn orchid
well there's a response option for a reason, dear
stoic ivy
where's Shlee when you need her
dull wyvern
asleep in bed :p
dawn orchid
actively ignoring our shenanigans
dull wyvern
NOBODY CAN HELP YOU NOW
stoic ivy
ah so that's why you're being more chaotic than usual
stoic ivy
someone tell Nikki she should stay away for tonight
dawn orchid
hey @little matrix you should stay away for tonight, Decom's unsupervised
little matrix
I’m about to go to dinner
dull wyvern
HI NIKKI
little matrix
So y’all on your own with him lmao
dawn orchid
I think you mean lamo
little matrix
Hello!!
stoic ivy
ABANDONNED. FORSAKEN. LEFT TO OUR OWN DEVICES
dull wyvern
yeah, all the cool kids say lamo now
little matrix
😂
stoic ivy
I need another drink
stoic ivy
VIXEN U LITTLE SH-
little matrix
Hahahaha oh dear
dull wyvern
I mean, the drink gives her +5 CHA but -5 DEX so....
dawn orchid
little matrix
Time for me to go, good luck everyone 😂 I’ll check in when we get back to our room
dawn orchid
I mean, the drink gives her +5 CHA but -5 DEX so....
ooh that explains it
stoic ivy
stoic ivy
I'll have you know I have insane luck
dawn orchid
Decom and I are perfectly in our element 😄
stoic ivy
in video games
dawn orchid
but this isn't a video game, is it ma poule
stoic ivy
stoic ivy
hey I used that gif the other day
dawn orchid
yes my little cabbage
stoic ivy
A L'AIDE
dawn orchid
which, for anyone still reading, an actual french pet name
dull wyvern
😄
stoic ivy
if people are lurking rn, they'll probably learn to stay away from y'all
dull wyvern
good!
dawn orchid
nooo if we scare people off we won't have toys- I mean friends anymore !
stoic ivy
dawn orchid
after her reconstruction surgery following the jar opening and tumble down the stair
the single stair.
stoic ivy
I have unfortunate luck when it comes to living
dull wyvern
https://tenor.com/view/dorinda-rhony-one-glass-of-wine-just-one-glass-dorinda-me...
fun fact, that is a regular sized glass and a regular sized Auntie to scale next to it
stoic ivy
fun fact, that is a regular sized glass and a regular sized Auntie to scale next...
if I can
dawn orchid
if you can get passed the stairs
dawn orchid
dull wyvern
(do you think she carries that knife on her back like a real people sized Ninja sword?)
dull wyvern
I thought you were so lucky 😛
stoic ivy
IN GAMES
dawn orchid
(why do you think one step was the end of her)
dull wyvern
(good point)
stoic ivy
IT'S THE ONLY TIME I CAN FEEL LIKE SUCCEEDING AT SOMETHING
dawn orchid
you succeed at gif picking
dull wyvern
true, true!
dawn orchid
and also subjecting yourself to Decom and I for over an hour and making it out (somewhat) alive xD
dawn orchid
for reason I can't altogether fathom
stoic ivy
I have patience
dull wyvern
stoic ivy
and inability to open things and spellcheck
dull wyvern
queen topaz
those are some shiny leggings 
oak current
How is it that I always find the servers where the chaos gremlins reside?
oak current
mmhm
oak current
I've been active here all of a few hours and I totally believe that
stoic ivy
dull wyvern
of course you have king george energy
😇
dull wyvern
I'm only the victim here
lamo as if
stoic ivy
don't listen to this man's lie and his angel emojis
dawn orchid
this is the first time I've seen you people
stoic ivy
he ain't innocent
dull wyvern
dawn orchid
Decom you absolute legend
stoic ivy
Okay, I spoke to Modma Bear and pending approval, operation lamo is a go!
pics or it didn't happen
if you ever do that...
I want total access to it
stoic ivy
dull wyvern
west flax
https://tenor.com/view/judging-really-huh-judgingyou-gif-4584562
It's so weird to think about that she passed away man
She was such a constant in TV
Legend
stoic ivy
wait hold on she what
stoic ivy
NO WAY
dull wyvern
I was gonna say
stoic ivy
😭
stoic ivy
Lucille was my mood
west flax
I don't remember ever actively watching anything she was in but like....... She was always there idk
Like Betty white, just A Constant lmao
west flax
All the legends :(
tribal kettle
I loved that show, sad to know that she’s died ;-;
west flax
@ the gods you better not touch dolly parton or betty white anytime soon or it's on sight
stoic ivy
she's immortal at this point
dull wyvern
I mean, the queen is probably more cyborg than human at this point or they just got her on ice until they need to defrost her for some public event and then she goes back in the cooler 😛
stoic ivy
dull wyvern
Well, just found the name for my next Valheim character
oak current
haha
tribal kettle
Back into the cooler with ya Vicky
west flax
I mean, the queen is probably more cyborg than human at this point or they just ...
Philips defrosting went a bit wrong
tribal kettle
I mean.. he probably uses those vacuum sealed bags.
west flax
Ahahah most likely
tribal kettle
Oh to be rich, and have eternal life
dull wyvern
Philips defrosting went a bit wrong
stoic ivy
me neither
dawn orchid
they clearly haven't thought it through xD
stoic ivy
I can imagine you creating chaos just for kicks
dawn orchid
and are severed from ever having a meaningful relationship with someone because time stops meaning anything to you
stoic ivy
hey as long as wine still exists
dawn orchid
immortality sounds unbearably lonely
not to mention you actually have to work forever to keep earning money to keep living
you have to move all the time cuz people start to notice you're not aging
stoic ivy
wait immortal means never dying right?
dawn orchid
yeah
stoic ivy
start a cult, live in the woods, become the witch nobody knew existed
dull wyvern
I don't understand people who want immortality
that's the genie trick though
asking for immortality
vs
asking to no longer age
cause you can be immortal but still keep aging and shit until you're just a sentient mummy 😛
dawn orchid
I mean the end result is the same
dull wyvern
not really D:
dawn orchid
except in one scenario you get to be decrepit on top
oak current
Another thing people don't think about: does immortality mean you heal like Wolverine, or do you keep all the crippling injuries?
tribal kettle
I mean if you’re rich.. I don’t think you’d care about being immortal
dull wyvern
I mean you could even argue that wishing to no longer age doesn't mean you won't die
dull wyvern
Another thing people don't think about: does immortality mean you heal like Wolv...
exactly
dawn orchid
rich people are still human beings who need human connection and love other people 🤣
tribal kettle
The rich seem to want to be immortal at this point.
stoic ivy
I'm still down to living in the woods in a witch's hut
dull wyvern
I mean money makes that easier than you might think but yeah then you run into the whole "does this person actually care about me or just my status/wealth"
stoic ivy
SHLEE
pulsar plume
Stop talking for 5 minutes so I can catch up, you chatty turds
dawn orchid
neverrr
stoic ivy
THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE
dull wyvern
lamo
dawn orchid
they might want to Bubble, but that doesn't make it any less stupid
stoic ivy
Your husband is a mean dude and you should know
dawn orchid
immortality sounds more like torture than anything to me
dull wyvern
they did a study on this recently (when I say recently I mean I read about it in the last few months)
like this was an actual psych study
tribal kettle
Money doesn’t make it easier.. it’s just comfortable living, people can have all the money in the world yet still be depressed.
dawn orchid
about us being lil turds ? ;p
tribal kettle
Being immortal in world like this, yes.. it’s not going to be dandy lol
oak current
If y'all are interested in a somewhat grounded take on this, The Old Guard is a good movie to watch, assuming you a) have Netflix, and b) are able to watch/like watching R-rated action movies
dull wyvern
and the conclusion read something like
"Increased monetary and material wealth does not increase happiness but makes it easier for those who have it, Psychology study found"
dawn orchid
PLUS what kind of immortality are we talking about here ?
tribal kettle
The old guard is a really good movie~
tribal kettle
Immortal - living forever.
stoic ivy
of Vixen
tribal kettle
LMFAO 👹
tribal kettle
Demonhood
tribal kettle
I’m just saying if you’re famous.. you probably don’t wanna die, I know they are still people with feelings and I’m not into the conspiracy stuff.
Prince Phillips an example lol
dull wyvern
this is some 1am 2 hours after an edible kinda conversation we're having here 😛
tribal kettle
He’s barely hanging on by a thread at this point
But he has money.. to afford good doctors and stuff
dawn orchid
gods the photos of him break my heart
dull wyvern
honestly, if I had to put my money on anything, the most likely scenario I can see is something akin to altered carbon
tribal kettle
LMFAO I—
dull wyvern
meaning a digital copy of your consciousness
dawn orchid
ew no
dull wyvern
and then you just exist in virtual space
tribal kettle
I— can’t with that
dawn orchid
good grief
dull wyvern
or can get transferred into a body 😛
dawn orchid
my mind stays in my body
stoic ivy
ah so Johnny Silverhand style
dull wyvern
basically
pulsar plume
dawn orchid
but who's Ben though
stoic ivy
https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-i-will-kill-you-kill-kill-you-gi...
LISTEN THIS IS NOT IMPORTANT, I'VE BEEN WRONGED AFTER THAT
stoic ivy
W R O N G E D I TELL YA
dawn orchid
Decom you need to let that one tumble off a single stair and die my dude.
dawn orchid
dull wyvern
but anyway yeah, that's the most likely scenario I can think of in terms of us becoming immortal or rather no longer needing our biological body
tribal kettle
Become Jarvis
dull wyvern
though that's still better to think about than the shit they're doing with ... was it that jellyfish that was immortal?
tribal kettle
At this point.. take over the world, cause destruction.
dull wyvern
some jellyfish that can infinitely restore its cells
dawn orchid
why can't people just accept that everything ends and focus on enjoying what they have right now
stoic ivy
get you brain scanned and then end up like Nick Valentine in a dilapidated Boston
dull wyvern
so it doesn't age
dull wyvern
why can't people just accept that everything ends and focus on enjoying what the...
cause people are scared of what they don't know
which is why many cling to faith
tribal kettle
why can't people just accept that everything ends and focus on enjoying what the...
Lol it’s sad to say, but some people don’t want to think of death, and some people urn to seek more.
dawn orchid
I'm of the mind that if you have a "problem" that you literally can do nothing about, like say dying, there's no rhyme or reason to focus on it
tribal kettle
which is why many cling to faith
And that’s what I’ve been saying for a long time, people turn to god for security.
dull wyvern
yup
tribal kettle
They just want to believe in something so they can have peace of mind that they will live forever.
stoic ivy
the only security I need is the one getting me away from stairs
dawn orchid
it is scary, and I don't want it to happen, at least not any time soon, but what can I do about it ? Nothing, cept not be a reckless idiot (too often)
dull wyvern
I'm of the mind that if you have a "problem" that you literally can do nothing a...
there's a part in the Hagakure that you would like, Vixen
dawn orchid
dull wyvern
“There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. But doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you will still get the same soaking. This understanding extends to everything.”
dawn orchid
I agree with that whole heartedly
tribal kettle
Lol.. I’m clumsy so my death could be by anything at this point.
stoic ivy
Ahaha reminds me when I arrived drenched in school because running was very much not an option for me
dawn orchid
also if you don't know where that gif is from, please go watch Russian Dolls on netflix
it's brilliant
tribal kettle
Lol watched it..
dull wyvern
I mean mind you the whole book is basically about how to handle yourself as a Samurai and talks a lot about death and resolve etc but yeah, I like that quote a lot
tribal kettle
Cause it had the girl from orange is the new black
dawn orchid
co written and acted by Natasha Lyonne
I mean there's a lot to be taken from the samurai, and japanese philosophy as a whole
dull wyvern
another one for you:
“There is surely nothing other than the single purpose of the present moment. A man's whole life is a succession of moment after moment. There will be nothing else to do, and nothing else to pursue. Live being true to the single purpose of the moment.”
dawn orchid
that's also very true
stoic ivy
so what I'm reading is "chug a whole bottle of wine because you never know"
dull wyvern
so what I'm reading is "chug a whole bottle of wine because *you never know*"
oh, but I'm chaotic neutral
stoic ivy
been there done that brought the t shirt never doing it again
pulsar plume
LISTEN THIS IS NOT IMPORTANT, I'VE BEEN WRONGED AFTER THAT
LAMO
dawn orchid
you're just chaotic chaotic
stoic ivy
I'd need more to get plastered tho
dawn orchid
you'd need more than chugging an entire bottle of wine
dull wyvern
dull wyvern
another good one:
“To give a person an opinion one must first judge well whether that person is of the disposition to receive it or not.”
pulsar plume
What a wild ride this entire conversation was, from start to lamo finish
stoic ivy
you'd need more than chugging an entire bottle of wine
I used to down tequila shots like milk
dont do that
dawn orchid
I used to down tequila shots like milk
well I guess they weren't kidding when they said that le normands n'ont pas besoin de montagne pour avoir une bonne descente...
pulsar plume
I'd be immortal. I am an infinitely curious person. I want to see what comes next. I want to see what humans do, how we evolve, where we go. I wish I could have lived the breadth of human history, just to have been there and experienced it as time changed and moved on...
stoic ivy
well I guess they weren't kidding when they said that le normands n'ont pas beso...
we make embuscades like y'all never drinked before
dawn orchid
ok but Shlee what happens when humanity falls
or earth inevitably gets swallowed by the sun
or when the sun goes super nova
dawn orchid
or when entropy inevitably takes over
stoic ivy
solved it
dull wyvern
I mean, you could always wish for ripcord immortality
you can choose to stay alive until you don't
😄
tribal kettle
LMFAO— isn’t humanity already coming to a demise though
pulsar plume
I THINK YOU MEAN LAMFO
tribal kettle
And the tequila shots.. just building up your tolerance and immune system
dawn orchid
stoic ivy
SHLEE I SWEAR TO THE FLOWER GODDESS
tribal kettle
LAMFOOO 🙃🙃
dull wyvern
LAMFOOOOOOOOOOO
tribal kettle
Can’t spot the difference in that one
pulsar plume
You LOVE me and you are secretly happy that something you said has become a total in joke. <3
dawn orchid
we make embuscades like y'all never drinked before
y'all gon need to slow down on the calvados xD
dull wyvern
also, I still like the super power I came up with for that 😛
(a power for those in the pursuit of knowledge)
stoic ivy
y'all gon need to slow down on the calvados xD
I ain't approaching that anymore. It BURNS.
dull wyvern
https://tenor.com/view/inna-drinking-drunk-trendizisst-drinking-wine-gif-1472019...
again, auntie to scale next to a normal sized glass
dawn orchid
if I had a super power it'd be to not need to sleep ever
dawn orchid
but could whenever I want if I so chose
stoic ivy
listen if I ever want to unclog my kitchen sink, calvados would be the way to do that
tribal kettle
Wines the drink you drink when you want eternal sleep .. I’m so morbid
stoic ivy
vodka is for pretending to drink water in front of your guests, silly
dull wyvern
my super power would be to absorb and understand all information of a book simply by touch
dawn orchid
god I hate ricard...
stoic ivy
my super power would be to turn invisible when I want
dull wyvern
on a screen? works just fine
dawn orchid
I've read my favourite book like 4 times and I'm still getting new things from it
dull wyvern
I mean every good super power needs some kind of drawback
stoic ivy
whats your favourite book?
dawn orchid
you say that like it's not already fucked xD
dull wyvern
not to mention you need to sleep in order to allow your brain to decompress
so you would probably go insane if you chose not to sleep
stoic ivy
ah that explains my constant paranoia
dawn orchid
mate my circadian rhythm is broken beyond any and all reason
you forgot the second part
pulsar plume
Have you met us? lamo
dawn orchid
I don't need to sleep BUT I can sleep if I want
stoic ivy
my brain may be fudgy but my eyebags are gucci
dawn orchid
whenever I want
pulsar plume
We go to sleep at like 4 or 5 am regularly
dawn orchid
cuz as is I just don't sleep unless I'm so exhausted I literally collapse
dull wyvern
they did a test on people with sleep deprivation
the people would start to hallucinate because the brain didn't get time to defragment basically
stoic ivy
can confirm
dawn orchid
I suck at sleeping
dull wyvern
we still don't know a lot about sleep except that we actually need it 😛
dawn orchid
I just wanna be able to close my eyes and fall asleep
dull wyvern
there you go
dawn orchid
without it taking 3 actual hours
dawn orchid
but also stay up for 3 days cuz I'm reading
dull wyvern
now THAT would be an awesome power
dawn orchid
without any side effect
pulsar plume
Frenchies, are dogs in France cheaper than here in Germany? Is it easy to find a puppy at a shelter or anything? Inquiring minds need to know.
stoic ivy
depends what's the price of a corgi for you?
dawn orchid
depends whom you ask
stoic ivy
just to measure
dull wyvern
don't know how strict laws are in France re: puppy mills etc
dawn orchid
avoid pet shops at all costs and prioritise rescues
pulsar plume
I haven't even seen corgis on our website, but even regular labs go for as LITTLE as 1600
stoic ivy
damn
a male corgi here can be up to 1000
just for ref on a breed that's usually pricey
dawn orchid
adopting a dog from the spa (french rspca) is 250 euros
dull wyvern
cheapest corgi currently listed from a reputable breeder here is 1200€ per puppy
pulsar plume
I want a great Dane...
dawn orchid
great danes are awesome
dull wyvern
too bad they don't really get old 😦
dawn orchid
try looking at adult dogs in shelters though before buying a puppy please
stoic ivy
you can find labs in shelters usually
dawn orchid
you find all sorts in shelters
dull wyvern
the problem with getting an adult dog is that we have two cats
stoic ivy
if you want to buy one it's also around 1000
dawn orchid
we get a lot of hunting dogs
dull wyvern
and it's easier to socialise cats around a puppy than a fully grown dog
dawn orchid
ask for a dog who's already ok with cats
dull wyvern
the dog might be okay with the cats but the cats will still be scared shitless of the dog 😛
dawn orchid
my best friend got an adult dog with two cats already and they get on swimmingly
pulsar plume
Not to mention all the adult dogs in shelters near us are either on their death bed, or in the shelter because they bit someone
And are never good with cats.
dull wyvern
yeah.....
dawn orchid
and she ain't a small dog either
dull wyvern
I mean that's the thing in Germany right
pulsar plume
Like. Trust me. My first dog I ever owned on my own was a rescue mutt
dull wyvern
dogs from breeders are usually expensive because we have super strict laws against puppy mills
so dogs will cost accordingly
pulsar plume
I'm all about "adopt don't shop"
dawn orchid
but that's the thing you don't need to get a mutt
dull wyvern
and shelter dogs are usually there because they're either sick, old the hannibal lector of dogs
dawn orchid
you're be surprised hpw many loaf pure bred dogs are in shelters
pulsar plume
But Germany is really strict about breeding so not a lot of choice in the shelters
Maybe in France
dawn orchid
well you're asking about french shelters
pulsar plume
The only pure breeds here are breeds that are illegal in Bavaria
dawn orchid
so I'm telling you about french shelters xD
stoic ivy
depends if you find something near. like in strasbourg etc
dawn orchid
it's a gorgeous city
dull wyvern
track her down and burn her house to the ground
I mean
send her a sternly worded letter
sry, typo
stoic ivy
jokes on him, he hates the cold
dull wyvern
I still really want to visit Naples T_T
dawn orchid
there's a shelter in Sarreguemines
dull wyvern
one day, Pepe in Grani, one day.... T_T
dawn orchid
which is right on the german border
dull wyvern
Vixen, you like Pizza, yes?
dawn orchid
like I like breathing, Decom
dull wyvern
then remember Pepe in Grani
dawn orchid
so if you're about to destroy it, I will find YOUR house
pulsar plume
That settles it. Vixen can come with us.
dawn orchid
and burn it down.
pulsar plume
Please do not, I like my house.
dawn orchid
fine
dull wyvern
it's the best Pizza place in the world
pulsar plume
And Pizza is Kilian's favorite food
dull wyvern
like
stoic ivy
That settles it. Vixen can come with us.
dawn orchid
I'll burn HIM down then
pulsar plume
You wanna come too, Auntie?
dull wyvern
and they will mention it at least once
pulsar plume
Awwww
stoic ivy
I don't have the power to stop vixen even if I tried
dawn orchid
there's a rottie too
pulsar plume
No, I meant.. We wanna go to Naples to visit Pepe in Grani, and if y'all love pizza as much as my husband like... We'll make a Euro-trip out of it, lol
dawn orchid
a staffie
torn hazel
God that looks incredible
pulsar plume
Salut! Alex here!
dawn orchid
I know an excellent pizzeria in Paris actually
dull wyvern
YASSSSS
dawn orchid
held by italians
dull wyvern
I'm so sad I'm not a few coughcoughcough years younger
pulsar plume
Did you watch his "Meat-bøll" episodes?
dawn orchid
YES
pulsar plume
I love the way he says that word, lol
stoic ivy
we used to go to this italian restaurant owned by a pure italian friend...damn still salty he retired
dull wyvern
cause the European Tourism council gives students aged 18-....24? a Euro Rambler pass for the trains to travel around Europe for like a month or two
pulsar plume
I mean, our pizzeria is owned by Italians too but I mean, they're not Michelin star chefs. XD
dull wyvern
Franco Pepe isn't either afaik
stoic ivy
I'm so sad I'm not a few _coughcoughcough_ years younger
don't even go on that road
dull wyvern
Auntie, how old are you? :3
stoic ivy
you already asked that you old man
pulsar plume
I'm 35 and Decom is older than me.
dull wyvern
I mean, I think this already says a lot 😛
dawn orchid
I'm 649
stoic ivy
I recently lost my youngin' priviledges and can kiss goodbye the discount on cinema tickets
and museums for free
tribal kettle
You’re older than the queen and Phillip combined
dull wyvern
Auntie is....... 30?
dawn orchid
....I haven't lost my free museum pass.
dull wyvern
...you're still in your twenties!
pulsar plume
These children, amirite?
pulsar plume
lamo
stoic ivy
lamo
dull wyvern
And Vixen is........ 26!
stoic ivy
LISTEN I HAD A GAMEBOY AND IT WASN'T CONSIDERED VINTAGE AT THE TIME
dawn orchid
SO DID I HOW DARE YOU
stoic ivy
I USED TO GO ON PC SCREENS THE SIZE OF A MICROWAVE
pulsar plume
Yeah, a Gameboy color you freaking child
dull wyvern
LA DEE DA WITH YOUR GAMEBOYS
dawn orchid
I USED TO HAVE MECHANICAL KEYBOARDS AND UNIRONICALLY WATCH DISNEY MOVIES ON TAPES
stoic ivy
YOU REALLY ARE MY TATA
I'm your unreliable aunt auntie tata tatie
dull wyvern
THE FIRST CONSOLE I OWNED RAN ON OUR TV IN BLACK AND WHITE AND REQUIRED A CONTROLLER WITH A STICK AND A SINGLE BUTTON
stoic ivy
ah so Vixen ain't THAT young then
tribal kettle
I USED TO HAVE MECHANICAL KEYBOARDS AND UNIRONICALLY WATCH DISNEY MOVIES ON TAPE...
I mean you’re not that old then, because I did the same shit
☹️☹️☹️
pulsar plume
THE FIRST CONSOLE I OWNED RAN ON OUR TV IN BLACK AND WHITE AND REQUIRED A CONTRO...
You had an atari?
stoic ivy
THE FIRST CONSOLE I OWNED RAN ON OUR TV IN BLACK AND WHITE AND REQUIRED A CONTRO...
LISTEN OLD MAN THIS AIN'T A CONTEST
or is it
dull wyvern
You had an atari?
wasn't even an atari
tribal kettle
Lamo you could make it one
dawn orchid
first console I played on was prolly a game cube
pulsar plume
dawn orchid
but I was already like 12 or 13
stoic ivy
The more I leave the 25 stretchmark, the less I'm enthusiast about it
pulsar plume
I love,so much, that "lamo" is becoming a universal thing
stoic ivy
I'm embracing the lamo
stoic ivy
I ain't even correcting that anymore
tribal kettle
I mean what do you consider to be old, general question.
pulsar plume
Or ignore me if you don't want to be corrected lol
dull wyvern
maybe that's how auntie actually pronounces it when she says it out loud
pulsar plume
I mean what do you consider to be old, general question.
Like 90
dull wyvern
"Hon hon hon hon... lámô."
dawn orchid
I mean what do you consider to be old, general question.
at least 1 year old
tribal kettle
I feel like 90 is pretty young
pulsar plume
But Decom. Is closing on on 40 so I like to tease him about it.
stoic ivy
the more I appraoch 30 the more I face the reality that I'm very much an adult and don't need another one to function
dull wyvern
But Decom. Is closing on on 40 so I like to tease him about it.
YOU SHUT YER GOB ABOUT IT I SWEAR ON ME MUM
tribal kettle
If you’re pushing 100, you’re basically just reborn.
pulsar plume
Same, Vixen, same.
pulsar plume
I am barely functioning and no one would call me an adult
dull wyvern
WE ARE ONE BARELY FUNCTION HUMANOID
stoic ivy
who shares the braincell today?
dawn orchid
I don't
stoic ivy
not me
pulsar plume
I feel like there's one between the 4 of us.
dull wyvern
knocks on skull
dawn orchid
never had one to share
dawn orchid
HI HAPPY
upper dove
Hi!!
stoic ivy
dawn orchid
BE DRAGGED INTO THE MADNESS
pulsar plume
I actually don't know what to call you or if you prefer another nickname
dull wyvern
returns to watching pizza video
upper dove
I started typing something and completely lost my train of thought. Ironically at the same time you all started talking about sharing a brain cell 🤣
pulsar plume
But just so you know you're also one of the people I look forward to chatting with on Discord
Happy had the brain cell, and then she lost it.
stoic ivy
I started typing something and completely lost my train of thought. Ironically a...
that means someone else borrowed it before your time was up
pulsar plume
I don't have it though, so it's floating around somewhere
dawn orchid
I didn't get it
upper dove
We need to write out a schedule for it
stoic ivy
I said lamo today so it ain't me
dawn orchid
I'm breaking my wrists over another crochet pouch like an idiot
upper dove
I actually don't know what to call you or if you prefer another nickname
Happy is fine! Any iteration of my username is fine rly
dull wyvern
@dawn orchid
pulsar plume
Do you need a bonk!?
upper dove
Idk why I keep joining in chats as I'm about to drive home.... I am just sitting in the parking lot rn. I'll be back in like 5 min lol.
dull wyvern
drool
dawn orchid
nothing just Decome handing me an opening on a sliver platter and me trying oh so desperately to let it go
pulsar plume
Margherira
dawn orchid
have a good drive !
stoic ivy
Decome is the french version of Decom
pulsar plume
Gosh!
pulsar plume
Yeah, because you need the e to pronounce the m. :P
dull wyvern
hon hon hon hon hon.....oui.
dawn orchid
riRa
pulsar plume
Otherwise it's just "Deco"
stoic ivy
someone's tired or hated by their keyboard today
and that's coming from someone who said LAMO
pulsar plume
Look here, miss. We speak English in these here parts!
dawn orchid
honhonhon baguette
pulsar plume
dawn orchid
croissant intensifies
stoic ivy
remember Vix, just like in english class, when the teach is all like "IN ENGLISH PLEASE" when we start talking shit in french
stoic ivy
excuse you, I want to live
pulsar plume
Je suis un petit ananas
dawn orchid
yes you are a little pineapple
stoic ivy
une pomme de pin
dull wyvern
there
dawn orchid
OH AUNTIE
dull wyvern
I got you
dull wyvern
stoic ivy
SEE THAT SHIT DROVE ME CRAZY
dawn orchid
WTF
stoic ivy
BECAUSE PINEAPPLE IS POMME DE PIN. BUT PINECONE ISN'T
dawn orchid
WHY DID I NEVER NOTICE BEFORE ?????
this is like the c in the carrefour logo all over again
stoic ivy
AND WE SAY EARTHAPPLE FOR POMME DE TERRE
stoic ivy
this is like the c in the carrefour logo all over again
oh.....ok...sooo....I've discovered that like....two years ago...
pulsar plume
Are you having an existential crisis about French words now?
stoic ivy
Y E S
dawn orchid
I was there when my brother realised it dude
stoic ivy
AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON IDIOMS
pulsar plume
That you say earth apple for potato, and that pinecone is apple of pine?
stoic ivy
pretty much
dawn orchid
pinecone is pineapple
pulsar plume
It's as pudding like a violin?
stoic ivy
NO
dawn orchid
no
pulsar plume
*pissing
stoic ivy
Ye
dawn orchid
it's like pissing in a violin
upper dove
Aaaand I'm home! Woo!
dawn orchid
which means it's completely useless xD
dull wyvern
welcome home o/
pulsar plume
I mean. Makes sense tho!
dawn orchid
my dad says that all the time also HI AGAIN HAPPY
upper dove
Wh-... what are we doing to violins?
pulsar plume
Welcome home, Happy!
dull wyvern
peeing in them, apparently
dawn orchid
horribly useless things to illustrate a point
stoic ivy
I just want to translate them word by word...like..."It rains like cows pissing"
stoic ivy
or "Round like a shovel handle"
pulsar plume
Direct translations are so much fun.
dawn orchid
buttered like a little lu
upper dove
Why wouldn't we use violas? They're bigger
dawn orchid
buttered like a biscuit means drunk af in french xD
dawn orchid
he has a baobab in his hand
pulsar plume
"yeah, everything is good, everything is in order"
"one wall free"
"don't tell me any cheese"
"stop talking nonsense"
dawn orchid
no need to push granny in the stinging nettles
dull wyvern
SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE DID
stoic ivy
"stone who rolls don't amass moss"
pulsar plume
We actually have that saying in English
pulsar plume
A rolling boulder doesn't collect moss or something like that, yeah.
dawn orchid
do you also have roll a shovel to say make out
dull wyvern
<_<'
stoic ivy
Decom, I'm one country away to kick your ass
dawn orchid
or roll an ice skate
pulsar plume
Nope. Make out or French kiss. :P
stoic ivy
I'm hungry damnit
dawn orchid
HI HUNGRY DAMN IT
dull wyvern
LAMO HI HUNGRY DAMNIT
stoic ivy
I ain't gonna make a whole cheese out of it, but damn those dad puns
dawn orchid
I feel like Decom and I are the same brand of 8 year olds high on crack cocaine acquired from questionable sources
dawn orchid
well you're not wrong
dull wyvern
I feel like Decom and I are the same brand of 8 year olds high on crack cocaine ...
WAIT, YOU HAD A SOURCE TO QUESTION?
I JUST FOUND MINE ON THE SIDEWALK AND ASSUMED IT WAS CRACK
@-@
stoic ivy
Breaking news, Decom has been snorting bicarbonate this whole time
dawn orchid
nah I just aint the funky powder underneath the sink
dull wyvern
"And that, doctor, is how I got that yeast infection."
"Wait, I thought you were here for a sinus infection?"
pulsar plume
Thrush
stoic ivy
oh boy
dawn orchid
dull wyvern
Side effects may include a sourdough just growing out of your nose.
dull wyvern
Oh hey, you guys like those Danish Butter Cookies or nah?
pulsar plume
I want some butter cookies...
upper dove
Oooo butter cookies...
dawn orchid
oh shortbreads 🤤
dull wyvern
pulsar plume
Did you just go get the butter cookies from the kitchen and not bring me any, @dull wyvern ?
stoic ivy
ah yes the sewing box
dull wyvern
THAT IS THE PRICE YOU PAY FOR GOING TO BED AT 21:00
pulsar plume
First of all. It was 21:30, and second of all, how dare you.
stoic ivy
shit I got some breton butter cookies too
upper dove
Oh yeah I've had those! Probably some of my favorite cookies. My grandma's tried to replicate them and idk what she did but they were somehow even better
pulsar plume
Mmmm
Speaking of cookies, I'm so tempted to make more German Christmas cookies, lol... They're so good.
upper dove
Or extra butter
pulsar plume
Well. Part of me wants to get up for some cookies and/or trail mix... Part of me is too tired and depressed and lazy and just wants to stay in bed.
upper dove
Maybe if you set the butter on the counter to soften up, it'll help decide if the rest of baking is too much today. That's what I do sometimes
Worst case scenario, you have butter out to make popcorn
dull wyvern
I have some other cookie recipes I want to try out
pulsar plume
Oh, these are already made. It's midnight thirty, I'm not baking this late. Besides, I baked yesterday lol
dull wyvern
I saw these browned butter toffee cookies online.... mmm
though I'd have to make them so they're not too sweet
pulsar plume
You mean the ones I MADE THE OTHER YEAR?
upper dove
Oh, these are already made. It's midnight thirty, I'm not baking this late. Besi...
OH hahaha I mean popcorn is still an option though XD
dull wyvern
Neil Patrick Harris' hubby had a video online where he did Popcorn like 4 ways and one of them was he made the popcorn in melted bacon fat and then afterwards sprinkled the bacon he'd rendered in that pot beforehand (hence where he got the bacon fat) over the finished popcorn
upper dove
Omg that sounds amazing. Popcorn is actually my favorite food. I could eat it every day
upper dove
THANK YOU
tribal kettle
THOSE ARE BLOODY AMAZING
I remember my grandma always having them, but she filled them with sewing equipment.
dull wyvern
YUP
every grandma had at least one tin
and then you'd get lured in by its siren song
salivating over the sugary buttery delights that awaited you within
and then
SEWING SUPPLIES
little matrix
pulsar plume
Plz
elfin epoch
Hewwo!
young vapor
So, America is a stupid country, that's where I was
open egret
its very annoying lol
young vapor
What is? Me, America, or both? 😂
young vapor
Oop, yeah, my bad
open egret
We stan the canadians dont worry
young vapor
The US is a stupid and annoying country
I love Canada, I'm sad that I never got the opportunity to get there though
west flax
The US has very, very, very big flaws but tbh I hate this notion that all of the US is dumb and stupid and bad
The US has many beautiful amazing cultures
young vapor
Okay, like ?
Native culture doesn't count, it was there before the US and you can find native culture in a lot of other countries
west flax
It just seems incredibly unfair to me to write an entire huge country off like that
Not coming at you specifically btw I just always hated it
Not just talking about native American cultures
The US has a LOT of cultures
young vapor
Well, I'm French and I can write my entire country off if I want to 😂
dawn orchid
your country sure, other people's country though it's a bit much
young vapor
The US has a LOT of cultures
But there's not any "US" culture
west flax
That's why I'm saying it has a lot of cultures
dawn orchid
I'll diss France all day long but we don't live in the US, we don't have a fully comprehensive understand of what the US is
pulsar plume
Well. I am American.
open egret
The US has a LOT of cultures
This is very true. And like for a lot of us, its not our fault that half our country wishes that some of my friends and i didnt exist. Just sucks
pulsar plume
And uh. Our country fucking sucks.
dawn orchid
and it does have an astounding variety of cultures by mere fact of it being such a diverse cast of people from all over ther world
pulsar plume
There are so many broken systems
west flax
I don't love the US but to say that an entire country is annoying and stupid feels unfair
dawn orchid
I agree Biv
open egret
But thats as much as i want to say about that
dawn orchid
I have a lot of US friends who are amazing people
pulsar plume
I'm not saying there aren't great people, or wonderful places or many different cultures within the country
dawn orchid
smart, inquisitive, curious, well read, so on and so forth
young vapor
Well, I'm not saying that the US is like 100% terrible and stuff, there's good stuff, the problem is that the image of the US has a pretty bad image
west flax
For sure there are 100% things that should be worthy of criticism, the entire political system is fucked
I think the way you expressed it just did not come across right
dawn orchid
I mean no place is perfect, and no one's saying the US is beyond criticism
but saying all of it is stupid and rotten seems excessive
elfin epoch
There is a hell of a lot that’s flawed in the US but the average person can only do so much in regards to that
pulsar plume
But... I'm from two of the most progressive states in the US.
And I still wouldn't move back to either State
dawn orchid
pretty sure you guys also have the first ever national park in the world, which is pretty fucking great
elfin epoch
So to paint all of the US with a brush like that when there are a lot of people that are just doing their best and then deny that these people actually have a culture doesn’t feel great
dawn orchid
I agree Elsa
pulsar plume
Like. I would not move to the States now matter how much you paid me. Things need to change but yes, as Elsa says, there's only so much the average person can do
dawn orchid
it's still a place people are trying their best to make better
even if it's on a small individual scale
west flax
I agree. I would never move there. But shitting on the whole country all the time does literally nothing for the people who have to live there y'know. It bothers me when people do that
elfin epoch
I agree that the US sucks, that’s as a person living within it, but it’s the politics and the people being empowered by bullshit that’s making it suck.
pulsar plume
But there is so much disenfranchisement, so few that know better, so many people just trying to get by that they can't even find the empathy to consider voting for changes that would help others and themselves. It's A LOT™️
lost jasper
Sometimes it's our only way of railing against a system that seems designed to kill us.
pulsar plume
But also. This Discord isn't exactly the best place to talk politics and policies.
dawn orchid
apologies Shlee, we got carried away hehe
young vapor
Yeah, we're sorry 😔
pulsar plume
I know, and it's easy too, and we're all passionate and we want to offer care and empathy and all that.
west flax
I don't think anyone is talking intricate politics here, just multiple nationalities trying to understand each other! But if you want is to stop that's cool
dawn orchid
yes, we're really trying to understand wach others.
pulsar plume
Just.. Yes. It's not okay to stereotype whole people or countries and write them off, but it is valid to be critical of bad policies and systems that are designed to oppress people.
But maybe the country bashing is probably not fantastic dinner conversation
stoic ivy
I heard about care and empathy, who called
https://c.tenor.com/jX1-mxefJ54AAAAM/cat-hug.gif
west flax
Nah for sure I never argued against that! Again, the US is fucked haha there's a lot wrong with it. But there's a lot wrong with a lot of countries
pulsar plume
I just also don't want to get in trouble for not saying something because I know stuff like this can evolve very quickly
west flax
That's fair!! I honestly don't feel like we're fighting here at all but maybe that's just me ahfksg
dawn orchid
I mean worst case scenario I can unleash chaos and summon your husband, Shlee
stoic ivy
Do NOT
young vapor
*I heard about care and empathy, who called*
https://c.tenor.com/jX1-mxefJ54AAAA...
✨Cuddle Cat✨
pulsar plume
So I'm not saying like "new subject now" but also like... Don't let us get too far down that road, you know. <3
open egret
oh no
pulsar plume
He's watching The Boys with me
dawn orchid
with our powers combined I'm pretty sure we could nuke any and all conversation to smitherins 🤣
oh nice
I loooved the boys
pulsar plume
We're catching up on season 2 because we never finished.
dawn orchid
I was less taken with it ngl
but the first season 👌
rather on point regarding the conversation actually xD
it highlights a lot of the issues present in medias and how celebrities are perceived/represented/used
pulsar plume
Yes
dawn orchid
and how fame and power will warp any person to the very worst version of themselves
west flax
Wait was the boys the show with the weird tumblr ads or was that something else
elfin epoch
Yep
dawn orchid
I don't use tumblr so I wouldn't know xD
young vapor
brings a shield and a helmet made out of cardboard and hides behind a wall... What's the Boys ?
elfin epoch
I was so annoyed at the stupid ad
dawn orchid
it's basically how superman would have turned out if he was actually human and not a paragon of virtue
elfin epoch
Honestly that made me not watch the boys