#codm-discussion
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for the red badge

Really?
i got dmz top 5k
Oh
Arab lobby? Or what is this
Yoooo first time in discord!! I'm so excited!
Ohhh. Sorry
Who dis
Fr
Huh?
Don't be excited
also does lagofast fr work 
Get executed bi-

Yeah
First time meeting someone overly excited about it
🤣
so I could theoretically play w someone from opposite side and have stable ms under 50

Why is so excited for dc 💀
🙂
I was like 20ms below my average with lagofast
pls help with the 10M task 😭 I'm still stuck
Where are y'all from?
How u doin
My mother
might try, ty
Im good 😊
u are poopyga
Dark's mother

😭😭
Its a fact 
That’s nice to hear but I guess you haven’t played cod enough
You can see where everyone is just press their pfp and you'll see indi, euro, sa, NA, etc
Guyyyyss who's your favourite codm creater??
Cant relate
@distant mantle
I'll look them up. Haven't heard of them
jynxzi
Ohhh
aww ty ur so nice
My parent's
Mines aerith
What your username
Soya
🫠
Zap
he's a ytber?
Was
Help with 10M
crazy shi
Imnotscary22


Niko
Its a she. And yeahhh
Wut
Check who he pinged 
Sniper 1v1
Bruh
Saying unseen is a girl is wild 
catdap emogi
I suck at snipping. I like to say I'm good at agressive though 🥲
😭 he did become a girl in between
E girled for nitro
Then we got nutella on the job
"as you can see" ahh circle
Bruhh poor Nutella 
gentle parenting ftw
People changing genders 
Bruhhh who's mafia ceo?!😭😭
Bruh I was yelling at my screen bc my drh is a 5 shot and so14 is now a 8 shot
Least obvious bot account
No one
@tough mica
I saw someone typing with that name
wheres my @limber walrus 😭
To think I was on 90ms and I did just as good as one player and better than 2 is kinda crazy
You lost 1 xp
Just a guy
Us bro
bro these monkeys gotta get the fuck out of my team 😭
Imma go easy on you
Except if you want worse
Who this one
Tell em
Okkk. Let's tryyy
he was 2nd frag last game
Need me to carry your ahh?
Please goo easy. I vet snipe!
No
BY-28 Marksman Rifle
ok nvm
Would you be on better ping
Send invite
My username is my profile name
Prolly yea
Morning
Ahhh
We will get em sweaty japanese server or clanker arab server
If better ping i can carry ngl
Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby ahh map choices
I’ll hop on now
Il come in 1hour
What if..
Done
If?
in on
inv
wit nvm
Oh
No that was bad fs
lemme get lunch
Every time I spawn the .4fun guy or the person w tourn camo so14 always on me
And stupid 2b skin mf dropping grenade poops
Yee I’ll eat a lil too lmk when play
beans on toast with marmite

Hi guys, Do optics not count for Lachmann ultra mag unlock in DMZ?
they do
Says I need 8 legendary or higher attachments but I had an optic in my 8 attachments and the number was at 7/8
they counted for my as val
You ready ?
you need max attachments the special attachment requirement doesnt count
Optic counts
Are you eating that fr??
Can you elaborate?
nope... today Calzone... cheat day all day
Mythic
for example on my as val it wanted mythic extended mag b and 7 other leggendary attachments

fat mel
Oi can you send me assval build along with ultra mag
quick respojse, combat stock, gran, piranha fg, 1mw, soh/longshot
Also is perk required?
I got a fmj assval without perk slot
So imma stick to that
Oh so I need 8 legendary attachments except the barrel for the lachmann
Isn't RAM best gun? Why get other guns?
Was there some balance changes?
T25 mogs it first of all
ig
And now with ultra attachments
What's the best gun on average stats? Without affixes or attachments?
@autumn rivet inv jay acc
t25
Me bot in DMZ
wait
Btw no scope?
no attachments is ridiculous
Without attachments uhh
Gotta go with snipers then
then youre good to go
if you dont have a skin go rds ig
Imma do rds hm
So barrel doesn't count then
Thanks @bold yarrow @autumn rivet
Ultra mag assval better than so14 right?
in b21
Imma run that and t25 sp then
Comparable at least?
What's sp?
it MOPS so14 under 40-50m
I will use it mid range
stopping power
Under 40m iirc
is better than t25’s
I waste sniper mag
ultra val is best gun all in all
Ok blud
t25 2nd
3 full attachments fouble affix

Can I get that affix in legendary
And a fmj affix
?

T25 sp affix
I heard lachmann ultra is good
What do you mea you can get it in legendary?
Oh naw imma need headshots again
😭
Legendary T25
Ig
I forgot
Its probably mythic
Gotta get 8 headshots on enemies
With mythic t25
iirc
For what? Some attachment?
Kk one sec I’ll get online rn
You have to do a task to unlock affixes now?
U wanna run some matches?
No attachments
Affixes are random
Can ylu add me azwell 
Then what's soya saying?
Sure send uid
Bro you free? Help me with 10M?
Trying to complete challenges to unlock attachments
Is solo hard mode only for weekend?
Need ppl who will carry
U won't be able to do it with me gng
Yee
Dm or here?
Rip
Here I don’t look at DMs
Nah man, imma run 1 ranked then leave
Imma have to grind asval attachments with you later
Added
In the night
k

alr
What did bro think he was gonna do
prolly only got kills third bc I had a goliath
huh
make me lose?
but they targeted me
Is T25 stopping power an affix? Can't find it in affix list
mag
Oh. Can I get it in legendary T25?
Wait, how t25 is better than ram when t25's base stats are worse?
Welp I just went from 80 million to zero trying to get a lachmann with max attachments and 2 affixes
And didn't get it

Why are you even trying on that gun, it's not that good
I heard the ultra mag is really good

it is
Sbmm, all pros stacked up, obviously it's gonna take long
…
Yeah, but other than that, it's bad
I'll just stick to RAM ig
Can't unlock the mag without a bazillion bucks anyway
stopping power
ram is a type 25 with DOGWATER hipfire and trash arms damage

thats literally all
ram has mag but just have aim
Yeah it ain't my type,it lacks mobility
Ngl ram does feel amazing to use
skill issue
Wdym
idk how to get into ranked after that part
The sound of bullets is amazing
I like when my gun kills faster and can land jts hipfire
It also looks cool
I'm all in for aesthetics brother
gotta find a game somehow
We see if it works
n im not coping on 80ms
Bc we still no find games
found game
stack issue
Lucky
Ok
Stats?
On duty
I mean they give bad guns and make them good in order to sell mythics


Ggs no games
Clip
gronch
Heyyyyyy
I see
eyes
you’re just a BOY
lmao
Nooo catfishing
sussy
Legendary imagine
notagirlign
I am a girl
@aux
I hope you lose all your matches from this point onwards
Amen
This season I was 3 wins away and went on a 5 win streak
Why?
A few seasons ago I was 3 wins away and went on a loss streak
Everyone is a boy online unless proven otherwise
How does one prove this?
Its a meme bruhh
Idk
account made today too btw
A dumbass one clearly
Yeahhh? So?
sussy
I will not state the way
Sweet kid
Well until now i only know josi nutella amd vamp are girls
@autumn rivet
Cuz vc

Big pro
Anyone wana play
Nigerian lobbies just have me rolling 😭
I hate solo
JEEZOOS
JEEZOOS😭
😂😂
Jessoz
Same
Jezos
Bruhhh. This username is the name of my vmp. Its a meme. You know if you do bad. I just can say it you know?

Can I get stopping power on legendary type 25?
No
@slow mountain russian cs2 lobbies >>
Lmao
Russian irl lobbies>>>
They all haters man
Oh. Nothing for the poor, make rich stronger
Nothing is impozzivel vizz enuff vozka

Egzectily
I want to say the word
but LMAO
Я также знаю русский язык.
Can i joine you guys?
oh wait
Grind me to top5k as well bbg
@unkempt gull arab lobbies are funny asf too
Whoo
India lobbys
They just scream weak mom jokes
bad ping + I need one win only

Bro them speaking sounds like a diesel engine trying to start on a cold day
o.O
BWHAHAHGSasj
Bro needs 10 middle fingers
10x the flip off
Indians either have music in the background or someone's mother screaming at them while someone is watching sas bahu
Rarely I find Indians with decent mic
😭😭😭😭
Bro u also have music in the background
The difference is
U have good ones
Hi jay
Hai Maheen!

That's a interesting profile picture
Where did you find it?
What manga?
Pun pun
Bro why am I getting india vs Pakistan ads
It reminded me of the anime called "Uzumaki"
Pakistan ain't gonna do shit
Absolutely goated
I loved it
son
I only get casino adds on YouTube
Yunobol
Oh yes
😞
Lmao

Moo getting touched
Prolly one of the best horror manga I have read imo
Is very nice
The great lock in could not do anything for my team
Enemy top frag be capping like his life depends on on it
Pain fr
Yo is the flash drill supposed to have an indicator pop up in the middle of your screen and block your view?
I get Alcohol ads and Vehicle spare parts ads
both useful 
Tbf I didn’t even see them at all
Yes
Can y'all tell me what to do when I'm stuck in a another page when I press this server! Helppp! How do I get back? I'm typing this by using notifications!
You really can't blame the second last guy he did his best lmao
Yes unfortunately
Lmao
That is such an annoying feature, especially since it's white and persists to be in the middle
Just pull to the side on your left side of your screen and it will show all the pages

12 caps and 11 kills, bro waited till the right time instead of trying to cap and kill the same time
"Suffering with malfunctioning buttons on your TATA Nano?"
I'm new i don't understand how to go back!
Bro who in the fast forward fuck uses Tata nano
Why can't you change the opacity of the change loadout thing?
Okk let me try
I blame the second and third drag for not capping
Grandma's with eyesight problems
ANd temper issues
It's annoying af, all my other buttons are almost invisible
That would be too convinient
Mine was chill
hi
Until she decided that she wasn't getting enough attention and shattered her hip
Need a new name codm gave me a chnage user name card
I'm still confused!
what
Huh?
what's ur current username?
I'm confused, where is context?
1Animefan
There isn't
They are clankers
Use ark
Mine is uhh ashes, tasted like pot
Ban soya
Yhhh god idea Gt_Ark
Everyone
OKAY I'll come one up for you, I helped my friend change her name
Bro why the weird letters and underscores
Oh youre still veteran chatter
Yoo
I thought you were elite chatter
so what type of username you want? Simple? Scary? Fear bringing?
Dodge Ram ROd
he wants a gae one
Alca got them bot killers that frag 30 bots but can't take a single player out... gotta love em bot hunters
Rod Rammer, got it
Huh?
Gettingrodrammed
nahh i'm making funn
okay yes
Peak
Ngl ngl
gettingramrodded
Yuh
Idk a bit if touch geus il just go with Ark
BUT BUT I got more sick names
Yes yes
Codm wouldnt allpw it
Like what ebola?
Codm allows hard r
Dam been a while since i loged in dokan battle
he's the G
oh lol
U use OTs 9?
DUDE I GOT THE PERFECT NAME let me cook
Amazing choice
Guillotine
They diidnt allow mommytoesucker
Soo yh
Or bootydestoryer
yep
R.i.p
You just dont know how to bypass
perhaps The_Guillotine
I got it!!!!
@candid sedge
✅
hmm
You sound like a overly excited child who got their hands on a phone for the first time
Dynamite plus Guillotine
Try with daddy
Dynatine... Guillomite
Agreed heavily
Hehe. I'm just confused. Its my first time using this app
oh welcome then lol
Thankuuuu
Holy shit u are very new
What's ur age bro

13?


I think you need some more time on online chatting with people
im 17 too dw
Yes bc your name is “imjustagirl” that’s the most 46 year old man name I’ve seen
That or the 12 yr old kid

This too
oh yeah I forgot Predators exist
Yeahh. Thya said I'm not a girl? That I'm a catfish. I guess that's good?
No offense but you don't sound like a sound 17yo kid
I narrowly dodged a few Predator Missiles in CODM
Its my guns name sooo
Nooo catfishing
Wait till I drop on u
Thanks i guess?
uh oh
Fr
🥲
Is it a bloodless compliment
How do they function in real life bro
Idk
😭
Fuckin hell
That sounds like it burns
Clip
Will find out when I die
If it really burns
Fair
Or is fire
Will tell you if it's worth it
My username is from that meme I'm just a girl. You know you say it when you do something stupid?
W flame perk thingy
Are you all 15
no one is
No, looking for minors or sum? 
I guess it sounds pick me like now. How do I change my username?
Yeah, nerf it
just self derogatory more than anything lol
I dont recognize the name
I searched it up and I have heard it before lmao
Yeah we know it's a meme
YESSS
🫠😭
where's the guy
click your name or pfp and edit profile button will be on your profile
Yes yes
or go to settings and then account
@grand grove go yo ahh back here!
How do they communicate like this irl bro
Okkk
It's so fascinating
people with personalities are an outlier yk, 70% are legit npcs
Make your name into “catfish pro” very general very non binary
They don't, I can't imagine settling down to say something so stupid. They only have the time over the phone
I’m looking for 30+ friends to play codm
Am I wasting my time here or? Please advise
Wasting your time
They’re just asleep
Yeah ....
30+ is a pretty far age ngl
Like below 14 I can imagine women talking like that but after some time they gotta mature
Bro why u want dudes with mid life crisis to be ur friends
That's the last thing you should be aiming for
they prolly just old too
I think he is looking for 30 or more friends
Yeh
There's a few
Tryna bond with James and them
They wanna share their marriage problems with each other
james bonds with me ❤️🩹
I’m a she bros
btw
Yh
Bro did not say tryna bond with james
Nah bro James isn't the type to bond

He tried

Yoooo
I knew it 😭
Hell naw
LOL
He's in my list aswell... lord knows why he sent me a req
deleted now tho
That is legit the only reason I could think of on why he got banned here.
Never accepted it tho
He just sent everyone a friend request
U wanna know why he got banned?
hes like 30 and was wanting a 16yo
❤️🩹
The day he joined I got sent one too and rejected it
I'm guessing he got creepy with some girl here?
Do tell tho
And had like 16 mutual friends
Lemme share u the full picture
What mellow said
Go to dms
I see
K
Bro got secrets... holy
Bro caught his ahh
The whole "bestie" act was becoming too sus
😭🙏 "bestie"
To "move on"
And tried to add me again
😭
Bro said he said sorry so he is innocent now
33*
He said he changed and became a “better person”
Bro this dude was flirting with soya until soya flirted back
My guy said he misses soya
Anyone trynna act too soft uk they hiding some shi
Then hr went ham
Band for band
He didn't tell me nothing
Lemme unblock him
I just ignored him so he didn't say anything
@unkempt gull dms
Hell nah Jay gonna confess too
Flirted back?

Bro definitely liked soya
Bruh I can see your roles even if you blocked me
He left or got banned again
Bro couldn't handle rejection
Banned
What if he thought I was a girl
Who?

Why is this blocked message replying to a message from 2 hours ago
U would be cooked
Nobody
Dms would look nasty
then he’d be overly nicer to you
Since when was I banned
Imma get a girl pfp just to catch them dudes then say weird shit and creep then out
Sob
Fuckit bruh I’m putting persistence on my man o war class
LMAO
Wild
Only if youre 15-16 ig
U don't deserve to live
some jerk killed me off my chopper gunner so i killed their team with my missile
Shit i missed my chance
Bro i did that once in yellow... my dms spiked
So I'm too old🥀
Caught so many nasty ahh peps up there
Whole enemy team, none of them in a duo or group all using persistence 💔
that dummy deserves it
"Lets play br w mic on" hell no
I m good at acting like a 15 yr old girl
true
Opportunity knocked on your door but you slept through it
🥀
Crazy
💔
Not a good thing to flex
Gotta make an alt
Average reset lobby
😭
I will join the dark side
I am a girl
Imma join bro too
Double bait him
Just be mambo
Why
For bitro
Imma name myself mili2 for good measure
Now thats a flex
😭
This is the common one


That's what you do usually
Hllo
Imma use this as my pfp

This is what mitchie was looking for on discord
No shit
So both are stupid?
Or whatever his name is
Man
This was the name
Discord is truly a place
He was looking for a man?
Wait till you see omegle
Nah
fr
I see clips, it's just discord people with confidence
It's a place where there is no happy endings
Yeah
Flash rate is 1/3rd of the time 😭🙏
That's nightcity bro
Imma join there ASAP
Stranger danger was real on omegle
Np
Everyone wanna air their stuff there 😭😭
Cant relate
Yooo
You wanna know how i get hold of the app?
Nah its facts tho... flash rate is really high idk why
Nope
Soya wants to air up
Hella nah
Aim is such a tuff name
Aim sucks
Atomic is good
ikr
why's ur name Painting
cuz nightmare said “finger painting” earlier
Trust
@candid sedge if i chnage my name to Esdeathjuicytoes codm will allow it
I hv played with both

real analyst
Bros going old fashioned
Thats crazy
Edit :- Thanks for the 10k likes omg
🥀🥀
"Mom im famous"
missed that

fr
hi
Darki

yo prcy
woah... dont laugh so much gang... u r exploading like crazy
what if he pulled out a magnifying glass 💀
yooo jay 
sherlock holmes ahh
@limber walrus invite me to ecod and drae
worse... what if he pulls out a pager
“Lemme investigate the murder of the 13th Comment from Mr.IAteGoudaCheese”

First ranked respawn after months and this 
this looks ridiculous af
why do braindead numbskulls ranked push instead of deleting the game
They should chnage the name to call of rats
6/15 bro was on a mission to feed.
not a single teammate above gm3 tho
💀
Shanti
ur ex?
Where did that even come from grandpa?
🥀😭
Shanti means peace iirc.
shanti is a common indian female name
Or sm
I ain’t indian gramps
indians are everywhere
u dont need to be in india to be around an indian
The Sustainable Harnessing and Advancement of
Nuclear Energy for Transforming India (SHANTI)
fr 
@jade basalt grandpa rate
and this
Aim is defo a noob
soyass
ooo nice . crazy skills . get into CAD?
Idk if you being sarcastic or real.

real
Hlo chat
dontcryT1
hi Serleem
Hlo ram..rod
ih
Percy
what u talk like that lol
Job numbers
?
Lmao
if u say shanti , in itself, its a name, to make it mean "peace", u should prefix "om"
R.i p
not sure whats hapenning here
Nice
like me
Wana play?
I think i messed em up then
It was the other way around


