#codm-discussion
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Tournament? What's your ranking?
Did they all whale it?
Get Dragon on, Imma 1v1
Let me fucking join
Yeah tourney
Bro this is actually insanely funny
I'm at 15,992.
I just got 108 I think
Oh. I hit that last night. 147 currently.
It’s not like rapid fire
That’d probably be meta if that worked
Bruh milo quit her domination match midway
But like lemme show
Im reddy
Jay accept the fucking invite
LMAO
Anyone wanna watch?
Yeah wait
Oh shit! I was right LMAO
@candid sedge Maybe Moo or Sunny can answer your question about the red dot..
@worldly basin no dragon?
BRO
Auto fire
He not online
@tardy anvil @autumn rivet whats wrong with this
Dam that rapid fire

Did he dissapear?
Bro I’ll show with t63 it’s even better
Oh that is kinda slow though
I'm feeling straight idk why
why is it so massive
Dot is small
like the red dot is flying everywhere
Just slap a button
Recommend the emote one
U can increase the red dot size
anyway when im training ground theres 0 shake
its better for it to be smaller
the scale of the shake is too much no?
What did we just discover lol
literally moved halfway across the sight box
Watch, ads only vs spamming ads LMFAOO
No shoot button it just does it for you
No freaking way
LMFAOOO
Oh wait but if you ads spam… that’s the same as just spamming the shoot button 
This is faster than my finger can do LMAO
WTF?
Haha yeah but now only the ads button is getting used so you don’t have to think
Damn we need to gatekeep
Plus auto fire feels like it’s aimbotting for you LMAO
I mean for me I do ads on a different finger
So might feel weird actually
Oh fair enough
Dude the reticle too
I use left index
Yeah it activates any time there’s an enemy in the vicinity LMAO
Aim assist feels like it’s doing 20% of the work
Compared to like 5% normally
I’m just swiping to the enemy and it’s locking on to them
Fr? Same attachments?
That’s crazy
Why do i keep gwtting touched
I try to hold the hard point
And get backshots
Like why do people do that
Bro was using every tactical in his loadout

Nuh
Bub you camping
Yeha bro anything other than English is not allowed
Hard scoping
Shocked you got muted for that?
like a literal shit
I was rolling you midway idk how
MOVE YOUR AHH, YOU HAVE BETTER CHANCES THAT WAY
That's Spanish
190 ms
I didn't feel like it
Yeah I have heard Alejandro say it quite a few times
I said it once with madre
Indeed
Got a whole day mute
Fair
It was back when filtered words can give weeks sentences
Lmao
Nice draws
That's so cancer
Automod was non existent so there wasn't 5 mins mute per filtered word
Also Jay for fuck sake stop using contacts
Dms for fun
What fun
Should agr be my next max?
Gotta use tripmines
Yed
True true
Dms for fun I'm alone
No shit that's what dms are for
Stay alone till the end of your life
Oh it must be night time
Oh no
That is literally what he’s gonna do
Amazing
I'm about to get mastery for my DR-H. Any name ideas?
Cute
GIB
Yeah bro 3rd march is my birthday ship the one on the bottom right
I WANT CAKE
Y'all why tf is bot lobbies so fun
Fatty.
I named mine marshmallows
I’m very bad at name suggestions for guns

Drains Ur life force while unranked is bots that get slain
gib cake
Uh I still have some birthday cake in the fridge
Share
How long it's been in there
Like 1 day
Share
My sister's birthday was yesterday
Happy late birthday
But it was a big cake so like
Tyty
Share the cake
@autumn rivet so meta?

@vocal jolt @velvet walrus @unkempt gull dmz in less than 5 hours from now?
so much cake
@candid sedge

im trying get 5k mp first
giggity
lol
Bro let's do some ranked
Hi
I ain't feeling it
Am new hear

Yh what's up
🥀
BarLor
Bros still at 7k
Ohh why

Why
bro i keep losing cuz of ass randoms
What's up guys
Bro fucking let's do ranked
Same lol
Understandable
Anyone wanna grind with me
Noh
I'm too lazy for 1v1s
You da same mofo who said I was slow too 
How are you guys struggling in gm rank
Nice

What's ur rank
garena
Oh damn
I'll get top 50 today
I'm master 5 I think
coem global
That shit ez
I am master 5 in br
What time are you free?
im free rn
It's 6am rn
I'm elite in br lmao
So I'm still on bed
Bro my place is 10
Br is good but without good graphics
10pm
Probably 8-10
Yh
No
@marsh tangle
It's not good enough for me to play
I forgot to finish my sentence
I don't play much
Sure buddy
Campoor
Ummm can someone please support me with cp I would appreciate it
Bro u take alot of predictable paths
No, get a job.
No get a job
I deadass caught ur ass lacking so many times lmao
Jinx
Gimme ur address
So I can ship the cp to u
Its 3:35 am
If you send me $100 I’ll send you cod points
I am sleepy tired
Synced nearly perfectly
Yeah bro me too
No fr that was beautiful
7262155342929920002
Shit
Home addresss
Bro not that one
And 190 ms rmbr
Anyone wana play br
You owe me a soda
Br anyone
Oh shit it'll turn into that one skit
Pls
Get moo a lemon soda
Get a job 💀
Guys I beg 😭😭
Send me money pls I’m begging
Send address bor
Nobody cares
Br anyone?
Uid??
Ohh or pakola
Your house address
Bro u know the difference between beggers and untouchables?
GET YO NONEY UP BROKIE
Or we can go for DR PEBBAHHH
There is none
Now moo is begging LMAO
Oh yes that too
So no one really does read the rules
Bro let's ask cosmos
What now
Only begging him to see if he sends me
Gimme 5 dollars
:0
No
Is fine I thought this group was to cooperate with each other
touch grass
Barlor pls I’m broke

Send me money
We do
Same
But only if we know each other
Not to spend money on you fucking dumbass 💀
Some does read but forgets after 3 secs
that dont mean spending hard earned money
I touch Alcatraz grass 
“I thought this group gives away money if I beg really hard”
I once bought this dude the so14 mythic
Stupid kid
Ask moo
Seriously
touch irl grass
I bought him mythic
@normal falcon so why insult anyway

Oh yes flame sent me 20,000 cod points! Thank you flame!
Also u are gae
Flame sent me Mythic Lachmann!
@worldly basin no am not
Proof
Am sorry
i donated millions of cod points to founder so he can do the giveways
OMG thank you for the cod points flame!
Cause I am a boy

Yeah only boys can be gae
Tysm Flame!
femboi
And also straight
If ur a boy, you could be a gae
we shall see
W Flame!
How do we know

Np
ikr flame is so nice. he sponsored for me too
I know but am not
Press ❌ to doubt
You got it?
spaghetti is straight untill it gets wet
Did you forget you were gae?
Ong he gave me Lachmann, such a generous dude.
@autumn rivet look at the lack of shake
Nope I wasn't
Oh?
@worldly basin Dm me pls
This is gold bro imma steal this
Oh what the heck yeah you’re right

YOO
Bro gonna send his feet
Wtf
😭😭😭
My feet good bro
why mg82 so op in br
ey that was mine
Lmg = always good in br
nuh
@worldly basin Just dm me pls 😔😔
I know foap will be interested in it
Lachmann feels so good
I will give you cp
If
U do 2 things
Cosplay as a Cown
Clown + cow
4am fuck no
Vro what the fuck is this dude on?
It's called closet cheating
He plays on TV with his toes.
@worldly basin yh I am
U did clanker
What should I do
Bro admitted being gae
@errant matrix nah u have got it all wrong dude
OK so
@worldly basin
Why ur a gae
You have to clear gankao and jee advanced with more than 300 score combined
Ik
I don't

Hmm
Got my girl this
Why are you stalking my alt account
I’m joking
It’s not me
I’m in veterin league
No shit sherlock
Veteran
Yeah I don't think anyone named Josh can pull that off mate
It has to be some Xui xie ling ping ting
I got top 100 in my region with the line rifle
greek guy playing chinese codm pubs? dafuq
Good
😭💔
Imagine its ranked
nah even actual pros get challenged in china ranks
Unless his codm acc is from cn server
Oh I see, do you think he is playing in multiplayer against bots?
Its still impressive
Now we know why Zeus And Poseidon chased Asian Baddies.
@calm parrot I have a question
Lachmann is gooj in BR
U playing duos?
No
Getting 90 kills against bots isnt impressive though
Against bots even some real players in shipment getting 100+ is easy.
I'm enjoying it too.
:D
yep

can keep everything else
Give the bear
i robbed couples and stole the valentines chocolate
@half anvil ifykyk
Bro is gonna be blue chatter forever
Never watched it so idk
its an awesome song nevertheless
that cake?
Ye
Whoooaa! Cool
deal
mlem
yum
Share plz
Come and share dude
I will gib my address and you will send this to me
I am tempted
Am to broke after buying
to deal with shipong
btw in poland 2 days ago on “Tłusty Czwartek”, a ton of doughnuts costed around 154PLN (around 37€)
Mlem!
and today i cook
1
literally
Send pics
of food
I ate Veggie Pasta and a shawarma

U know the address
I have eaten a lot of questionable looking things in my day..
Mty street
Is it a pizza?
Kinda??

u pay 14pln for this and it tastes okay
That's across the word probably
As long as it's pizza I would eat it
Thats one place that had opened before i was born and will be open long after all of us are gone
did u know those doughnuts also have around 19Mj/kg and it burns as well as wood briquettes?
and it’s way way cheaper

Hmm alright
34 hours away
on my way
tf is that green sauce
We need ADS Cancels Armour Plates back
gabagool
I hot killed while putting an armor in Alcatraz
*got
The grinch got excited to see the pizza
Bro what sauce is that😭
I killed a lot of dudes like that also heh
Are you sure it's not guacamole? Jalapeños are pretty dark green that shit be looking pistachio
as i said, irl it’s not that light green ish, its cuz of flashlight
and no, it is a jalapeño, and it’s pretty ok, not the best but ok
Ce face
English
Well, whenever u make it here, i will be here
Leme know 30 mins before u arrive
@jade basalt
I'll make you your sea acc now
If you want your own name etc/pass
Send in dms

Never thought I'd spend so much on an epic operator skin but space cadet was lowkenuinely worth it
Clanker
Bro u can do that?
Joined a 5 stack bros made me lose so much rank
If default playstore region is set on the country the acc is made on
Then yeah ig
😭
Oo
Lmao
Cosmos u up for some game
Bros were horrible
No too early in the morning
It's 7 am
IT'S SUNDAY
This reminds me
My mother was Diss tracking me cuz I got no gf
Yesterday
dawg the lachmann has no recoil it just lasers across the map
how the packers fan base move every sunday
Bro the imperial fist deadass decided to wake up 2 dreadnauts just for a parade on terra
Ngl they would be honoured
Yep, also the old ones
Just don't speak to them without saying Sir
🪿
Or Venerable ones
Yuh
She stole my chair again
Her chair now
Lmao
She has sat on
Cuz you femboi
Type of shit they do just for their neck to get snapped in half
They are protected by government
Yeah bro I don't think if one randomly attacks me when I'm walking gonna suffice that

You would be charged 15k usd and 6 months in prison
Yep, right to jail
Depends if I'm in their territory or not
Don't matter
Makes sense
I'm not in USA
Its more if you are in their territory
In India it works like that
I doubt there is a scenario where they gonna come to my house and attack me
🦢
But eh
Even if they do you cant kill them
Why are they protected by the government tho
Endangered
Not here rn
Wait goose are endangered?
Swans
Or is this swan?
Wait
Yep
But why even let them go in the wild
Hlo
Also some types of geese
You can't harm them no matter what
how i add in df ?
Yo wsup 🤘
Instead of focusing on making a sanctuary for them
Neither of them are endangered, government just decided to protect them for some reason
Let me check
Hru
What
That's so stupid
Well I'm sure there are levels to what degree of protection they can get
Even rare geese arent endangered they just dont appear often
If a child is bouta get mauled by it I doubt a punch to the head is gonna be unreasonable
But that's unlikely too
So I doubt I will ever be in this scenario
Depends on who snitches
Yeah
There definitely gonna be someone in the USA who will take offense to thag
I knew u would do shit like this
Alright, let’s get started on the paperwork
They gonna be a good food for thanksgiving
If they weren't protected
I doubt they will do much against a decently sized man
Sent this one to you to attack
Dont hut the german goose 
I will snap it's neck
Prolly bleed out in the process

Since their claws are sharp
Not gonna hurt the goose
Gonna arm the goose with weapons
They ain't got no arms brother
Not all weapons are handheld
Claws?
Give it flamethrower
First we send in the claymore geese
Then, we support them using geese equipped with turrets.
Lastly we get some geese to drop napalm
Flamethrower goose>>> claymore goose
or white phosphurus. Warcrimes seem like its a goose thing already
Missle nukes
Wait they got Canadian origins?
They are in canada too wdym
It's a meme that Canada creates more war crimes every time they are at war
Idk if it's true or not
But I do hate shotguns
Both irl and ingame.
Thats because between them and poland, they checked off the entire geneva list
mea
A crusing nuke reduces people to dust
You are mixing Canada with Israel
And white phosphorus burns them alive, slowly
They were going to add some of their own to the geneva suggestions

How much do they cost?
I mean the nuke would do it too if they are the right distance away
more than my codm account
No. Its not nearly as bad
Damn
Radiation poising feels like youre burning on the inside out comstantly and you remain alive for 2 weeks
Should I feel ashamed for playing FPP instead of TPP in BR?
Well they do wary tbh
The worse thing bout radiation poisoning is that after a certain dosage even administering morphine won't work
But that's like alot of radiation for thst shit to happen
No amount of anesthesia would even be effective
Bro Just kill em
Is there a channel just to find a group to play with? I don’t want to join a clan as I don’t play clan games. Thanks
Its not even a competition. In 2 years that blast site would be back to normal.
White P would leave it a literal uninhabitable crater for way longer.
Not to mention its spread is significantly wider.
Gets into water? No fresh water for miles and miles. Gets into the dirt? nothing grows for years. Gets into your system in any possible way? basically guaranteed cancer or birth defects for generations.
Nukes are relatively short lived compared to phosphorus
I am not pregnant
Bro white phosphorus bouta make my shit glow
look up #lfg
Thanks
It causes your jaw to literally rot off of your face
I know
Using ai is just lazy.
If anything you lose credibility for using an LLM.
White P is banned for a reason
using ai 
The effects of a nuke do not last as long as white p
Yet we are taught reactions with it
A nuclear meltdown is less disasterous than a nuke and Chernobyl is still uninhabitable
Fuckin hell
Thats googles ai
White phosphorus is 1000x more convinient
ok… we are taught both no?
I hate this fucking game
istg u learn nuclear stuff earlier
lmao feel my pain
That is a very uninformed assumption.
Hiroshima is populated and currently lived in.
The issue with chernobyl was that it was significantly more radioactive than any nuclear weapon ever used at that point.
Ur entire team is in negatives lmao
Damn 34 and 9
No fr it’s literally people on my team that do amazing on the enemy team and HORRIBLE ON MINE
I think I was 5 of those kills
It was a whole ass nuclear meltdown with days and days to marinate

Yes it was terrible
With alot more nuclear material
Than a fucking bomb
A bomb barely has a few kilos
I gave up for today. Had 5 games in a row where teammates all went triple negative or worse
Estimated another 200 years before Chernobyl can be habitable
Also ypu can g9 fishing their
Bro I’m probably gonna give up too, my last like 7 games are losses
Theres a all black catfish with 3 eyes
I get like 1 or 5 xp per match. Not worth it
Whag
Noh am gonna go to bed soon
Bruh
hey dont diss the weak players like that

Im just saying nuclear material has a more longer lifespan, therefore more negative to environment and life
Maybe tomorrow
I'm simply reminding them
Ogae
flame can carry me

I ain't thag good for it
Nukes do not have a long lasting environmental impact. theyre relatively short lived compared to white p which seeps into everything from groundwater to plants
@jade basalt

Theres a gas that lasted way longer than that and still has a effects to this day
@normal falcon 
2-20 hours, last line
Carry me
what
Mf actually E6 her 💀
Whale
Only by a bit
A i’m pretty sure that’s wrong. B lasting longer does not justify more damage
Let's do a 1v1
Oh right, I forgot the devs kept accidentally sending you free shit
Not rn
Mb
Ur excused
U got no motivation?

Nope
Me neither I was just 1v1ing to prove a point
Then 1v1
U down?
No not really but I will still do it
I might sweat idk
Depends on how I feel
We both haven't warmed up
Doesn't matter
Get on
Mooooo
Fr? Yeah not worth at all
Rn
I no dmz I wanna get my rank back up after losing it horrible
@autumn rivet
Horribly*
W
I had to work so hard 😭
Bro I glanced at ur about me and deadass read "got pregnant by dawn" instead of "the progenitor of dawn"
Were u getting easy lobbies with controller
You're just dirty minded
Had to double take
With ayush
I'm the least dirty minded person here
Tbf I don’t like dmz I haven’t gotten a Grau camo yet so is only reason I was grinding
I will connect controller and we speedrun

Dmz is weird
And my weekly is max for camos

Bruh
That weapon lb won’t farm itself
Lie
You right 😭
Accept invite
Just be preserved when you open your eyes tomorrow morning
I’ve lost so many points

😭
Anyone wanna watch?
What are we doing?
Evil
Least interesting 1v1 ever
Sniper 1v1

Yeha kmaoj
That refers to significant levels, aka enough to reignite when expose to air.
Trace amounts can remain present for years and when not exposed to oxygen it lasts thousands of years.
Guess what is the issue with it though. Most are treated to have a delayed reaction to atmospheric oxygen, with it also causing it to never actually start oxidising until disturbed.
Ohp?? Is ok you got this I believe in you
We do b21 or serpent?@velvet walrus
Serp faster
Ogae
Ogae
No thoughts behind those eyes

free spot?
What bro typing
Flame is camping hss asa off
Guess what I'm wining
Yea
She did it again
idk why any of you waste time expecting anything different
Kuiji speedrun


Stole my chair
Dont be mean to the bleh
Typical cat behaviour
lol plunder is nice
Why mad at bleh
I gave her own chair that she uses as bed
Cats will use anything as a bed

Including me

Bc controller
oh
Yea it didnt connect
bot galore

I go sleep
Ggs
I wanted to keep you under 4 kills
Snd
You wouldn't
2 I was afk
Wanna do it again?
No you were going from conner to conner
Snd
U are too predictable
Tell me ur loadout
The one jayy uses I think
I got no idea what he uses
Someone from here
Show
OK
The last 2 guys leached hard
Bro fr they were horrible
Bruh
Gn
Nuuuu
Played solo BR, hid all game, killed 1 guy who ninja'd up to try and snipe and i killed the last 3 guys alive 
I am rat
🐀
Tbf i only played in the first place cause i had an event mission to drive around in br
Da-rat-gon
The-rat-gone
30s
Wanted to watch yt
Tutu turutu
Cowosmos
Wsg
Who is doing a cp giveaway
U alright?
Me either
Nope
Me
No
Why u no trying
Reasons
What reasons
Stuff
I am going
And I'm not even moving that much
😂😂😂
I was running in a sight line



