#codm-discussion
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FR ITS HORRIBLE
Optimum pride QWERKWERKUQ
sounds like someone’s letting one ripping massive long fart
Yunubol
Why the fuck did I hear it bro
I can’t get into a lobby without that horrible sound literally spamming me
WHY DO YOU KNOW THIS?
LMFAOO
Yeah that might be u
My dog farted the moment you said this
my family
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
its a warzone
BRO
LMDAOAOOA
Because it's my dog
Jay questioning life rn
My dog just farted
Aw hell no
What 😭
dog and cat farts are lethal

it can get u from a feet’s away
Mili English deterioratinh 
HOW TF WOULD YOU KNOW YOUR DOG FARTED DAWG? IT DOESN’T GIVE OFF A SOUND LIKE A NUCLEAR REACTOR DOES IT?
I’m tired af leave me alone😔
This is why I want a bunny, they don’t be farting they just poop out pebbles that they use as nutrients
U a pepega
Y'know what olfactory senses are? A nose?
It makes fart sounds like humans do 😭
Aka, nerf gun bullets.
Oh yeah those exist.
You should see a hippo shit 💀
Bruh
my old bunny used to fart while pooping so it’d just shoot out and we had to clean it because it would shoot in the poop pile and then scatter EVERYWHERE
Exactly 😤
Tired me alone leave 🥺
WHAT LMFAO
WHY DO YOU LOOK AT HIPPO SHIT?
IM BEING FR LMAO
😒
I didn’t know they had lethal projectiles like that 😭
I'm not surprised you have a bunny 😭

had
You seem like the type of kid in secret life of pets who took the bunny
So it was a loud machine gun, I would aim it at my sister when the bunny gots to go like a shotgun.



a stray cat killed my old bunny

I am Disney Pixar's turning red due to this information
why didn’t it shoot its poo launchers to defend itself

Everything they did to br is just makes you not even want to touch cod mobile no more
LMAOO
LMAO CRAZY
Took off the old settings changed misdirection i can go on
Easy solution
Don’t play br
Moral of the story: “Don’t let your Bunny shit and fart at the same time, even cats will come after it for bounty.”
Very simple
It has to aim accurately without knowing the stray cats position from behind 😭
Makes you not wanna touch it.
@errant matrix 
Yeah?
shit man, (literally)
DMs
rip
WHY?!
😂
HOW COULD you?!
then they gonna complain abt dmz
I think he meant dmz
ppl complain about everything
Oh you right tbh
HE SENT ME HIPPO SHIT IN DMS
Hello mili 
Oh no
The great poo wars requires of 50 bunnies to cast giant poop cannons onto hostiles

AHHAHA
Oops
💀
Me iz lazy
@errant matrix
LMAOOO
TO ANYONE NEAR HIM
IM LAUGHING SO HARF
Milis bunny
BUT I CANNOT BREATHE BC I HAVE A SORE THROAT
LMFAOOOO
Bro is struggling at maximum capacity 😭
Honestly I think I’d bring a hippo into war
Sore throat and laughing and thinking about hippo poop
Bro is literally like, “One for you, one for you…. clenches butt for an immense load of shite and moreee!”
LIYRERALKY
AMF THR BUNMY POOP😭😭😭😭
LMFAOOO
Bros english left her
Goodn in ranked
High fever ❌
High✅
“N”
This is the most disgusting chat has ever been
Yeah it was a typo swear
Fr fr
Honestly it’s not that bad
I had to put my phone down and breathe
Ur presence makes it dirty
Quite literally we are literally talking about BUNNIES THAT SHITE AND FART SIMULTANEOUSLY LIKE A BLOODY AK47

Yeah u def high
im sick w a sore throat
I had to leave chat to watch a child getting deep fried due to foap just so I can forget about this shit talk
Literally.
💀
u guys ever be sick w a sore throat, and ur nose is stuffy so u have to breathe w ur mouth but bc u have a sore throat its kinda hard so then ur js kinda like
Delete just in case
LMAO THIS HAPPENED
EVEN WORSE
I HAD MOUTH SORES
Right
Bro wheezed while typing this Istg I know it
Then you just have memories of when you could breathe and smell the outside air
Mouth sore + fever + stuffy nose + sore throat
While coughing ever 20 seconds too
It was absolute hell
Who did you blo?
HOWD U KNOW AHHAA
yes hard to fall asleep like that
Did you eat someone
Shit man, now I'm getting Epstein treatment 💀
gonna sleep forever bro
LMAOO
LITERALLY
Wheezing hurts when sore throat
HAHAHHA
Lolol
the memory of being healthy while sick
EACH TIME I GO "If only I've been grateful of the time I could still breathe"
Dolphgasm
It happened cause u ate too much outside food
The memory of a clear nose when it’s entirely stuffed 😭
Frr
No it's cause of that phone 
I had to actually breathe rn just so I can enjoy and be grateful of breathing with a clear nose
Mom logic
Oh hey guys, its an avg codm discussion going on atm fr.
@autumn rivet @noble otter @errant matrix breathe
I have a sore throat and I told my Spanish teacher I can’t turn in the Spanish speaking project bc of obvious reasons and he got upset saying I have to turn it in or I will get a mark down
Can’t
I turn in the Spanish speaking project and he got upset saying why do I sound weird LIKE BRAH
Literally inhale and exhale
So real
Suffice with the wonderful air rn
I am rofl.
Lol
MF YOU MAKING IT WORSE 😭😭😭

Full of shit
brah
LMAO start sounding like shaq in Spanish
Mili's apache attack bunny shit
LMFAOO

That go ratatatatata outta a bunny’s ass Mili once had.
😭🥀🥀
I can still breathe the air of wonderful mili bunbuns shit
more like pewpewpewpewpew
I snorted on my coffee
I snorted drugs
I AM DED
And now I'm high
Bad timing?
I can see Cows flying and Ayush kissing soya
True
💀
delete this
Tf did i do gng
💔 💔
Collateral dmg
lmao
Mellow can now taste and smell mili's whirlpoop
The instant delete
why do they even have that as a gif
thought I was abt to get banned LMAO
😔
dawg
Haha I know
Ah so thats how mashed potatoes are made
I don’t think bannable but fs not fun to look at
I keep laughing when I look at it
bc wtf
anyways
NO SHIT, BRO IS KAMIKAZING EVERYONE AROUND HIM
I opened mythic caches and only got 10 shards
Bro the gifs when you look that up are horrific 😭
Wdym anyways, after you flipped the topic to your bunbuns mashit gun
218 now not bad not bad
😭😭🥀
I'm at 5, mil. Don't feel bad.
la la la la
263
wait one minute
there
uh oh
I hope they fix the sound glitch
I mean at least you got mythic shards
Another mini update
some people didn’t even get any
How are people still so fucking dumb playing this game?
It's only been out for 6 damn years.
most from this server 😭
Cuz my ears are like screaming for help rn
hey hope!!
226 for agr now
This ai sloppy shit has to stop
@worldly basin you there?
This is so cringe
milii howiz u
I hate not having warm up in master rank
ew yt shorts
nicee
im good hbyy 
chilling
ew
209/500.
nice!

Um..
Your opinion on it?
hear me out new melee
ooh this is nice
That would be cool
and we lowkey need a guy with just a black hoodie, ski mask, and black cargo pants
Like for a Halloween event or draw and its a cleaver and the character can be this bloody butcher
@worldly basin bub
I was just put in a game with a 5 stack of sweats vs me and 4 morons who weren't even level 200 combined. What the fuck is that logic?
I want a skill based game match making
Hiii jay
Codm doesnt do logic.
Josiii
How's jay
I finally reached double digits for legendary 
Ayee w asf
tyy!!
Ofc ofc on your way to more
there’s nothing to flex and its not my intention to Im js happy abt smth i js achieved
omg yess YAYY
Also it didn’t give me mvp screen I hate whatever they did with this new rank system bro wth
I’m planning on putting a fourth cat whenevr I get another row or new gun
Haha yes, the cats are sick asf
OMG FR ITS SO ANNOYING
like is it final kill cam or what?? It says mvp and shows a person that is not even mvp
FR I almost nuked and I STILL didn’t get it bro wym 😭
its even more annoying when its randomly some person on the enemy team and they’re at like 3-4 place
ME TOO LIKE BRUHH
Now it’s not horrible asf sounding in rank
no more massive farting in the lobbies
Or maybe it undownloaded it I’m not sure
LMAO FR
like earlier I did a ranked match and i got mvp but it literally showed the enemy on 4 place as mvp
like mf WHO R U
hear me out, new company and its called Black Ledger (yes, i talked to chatgpt ab this)


Base digital irons on the AGR are pretty decent.
Oh, I haven't even tried the scope. The one on the KN is terrible.
they’re pretty much the same to be honest
I'm scared now.
Haha
I think the digital irons are pretty cool, I’m not sure if I’m seeing it wrong but they made it so it looks like really teeny tiny sail
I saw that too.
I don't like the scope on the AGR. Only played 1 round with it and I hate it.
Running and inspect sound is bugged with it for me.
It’s terrible
Oh really? I think that’s happening in general then since the Kn44 legacy sound was super bugged too
FR WHY
it isn’t
I just saw this
mythic laachman leak
But my music audio is at like 5
fire
It looks so cool
How the fuck would you know what I'm experiencing?
And the inspection oh my word
so vending machine in dmz can double your loot value sometimes
bc ik its tied to music audio
right! Agree
Oh wth
codm rlly digging the red mythic theme recently
It’s fixed now btw I think, I restarted the game and it’s gone now
So I turn music on and I'll have normal running and inspect sounds?
so you can lose a little money from it
yes
I think
mythic so-14, Lazarus and then now the lachmann all red
THAT'S A FUCKING BUG YOU MORON.
Oh yes yes
epics are actually useful loot again
Definition.
So you can extract with $20m basically
Oh you right, lowkey I don’t know the last time there was a blue mythic
Even vmp was red
You're incredibly dumb sometimes, mellow.
its not a bug its tied to the music
chimcken spotter
If it doesn't work, that's a bug, you idiot.
maybe the reaper one?
he was sort of dark blue
I think
10/10 ragebait
Fuck you.
Oh yes but that was character not the gun
I meab I am legal now but woah buddy
Wait was it a mythic gun?
Don't make it weird.
Bruh the xm4 feels better this season then it ever has
But that's all you do.
Wtf. Footsteps are bugged
true
Literally a laser gun
Grau and switchblade only blue mythics
And rytec
Fennec? Kinda blue I think
Turn your music on in game and it'll be normal, apparently. But that's not a bug. 
I thought switchblade was yellow/purple
Blocked for the forseeable future.
I also thought grau was purple too
IM ACTUALLY BLOCKED
I think it’s kinda blue
Oh Grau is kinda purple you right
ohh I can see that
LMFAOOOO
Bro got blocked by James
For kissing gif
yeah fennec is blue I think
someone ping james and say I said hes acting like a flustered tsundere
No, he got blocked for being a fuckin' weirdo.
do u want us to get blocked too
yes
Dumb little femboy doesn't know when to quit.
This is very funny
LMFAOOO
does the siren song draw have any gun
Bk57
already mini update hmm
I think it’s a type 25?
wonder what they patched
Kn44 sound
oh yeah the type 25 is blue
ram
Oh yeah you right!
Tis bk
it’s like they decided to give us one blue mythic and then proceed to do only red after
OH bk you right
bk but it was more white
I think probably for luck or something
I remember cuz I got to try it
Chinese red is lucky
bc it’s lunar new year season. red red red red, RED IS THE LUCKY COLOR
It's dogshit compared to space station

I never liked the bk as a gun
it sucks dw
@inner helm is vro back on sweaty codm grind?
space bk is sexy tho
yum burger king
Hola, tengo una pregunta, actualicé Cod Mobile, quice volver a ingresar y ya no me deja, me bota el emulador, qué pasó, hay alguna solución?
Ohh fair
Space station custom somehow cooked back then
English only server
W sights ❤️🩹
still does
I love bk with that
No fr space station even the kill effect is good
otherwise d tier gun
LMAO
Agreed
Only blueprint that cuz is usable w
The siren one legit sucks 😔
Even flash freeze is trash
I can’t even justify getting siren anymore
anyways imma leave
Misdirection nerf made it unusable
I only care for melee
But will prolly won't use
goodnight miata and james! You guys have a nice night
Oh have a good one!
everyone else have a nice day!
Hard nerf?
Night, mil.
Oh yes agreed
Yes very very hard nerf
Now it doesn’t give a speed boost it only takes away sound
So basically useless
Oh ripp
Yeah!!
Even in br no more speed boost
So they take away speedboost from igniter and misdirection
Lowk useless
Ik they still useful
Yes, but igniter at least causes damage misdirection is basically a nothing burger now
But that speed boost was the main incentive to use 
True
🥀
Only liked it for speed but other than that, agreed

Sit at top of p3 in standoff
no I mean
igniters just run up stairs
burn you from above
Ohhhh
push them? well it still works while downed…
so youll die killing them
most skilless class

Oh wtf I didn’t know it works like that
portable reactor core
That’s crazy wth
yup
Also almost gm4
Sorry
Gang finnally download finished
Master 4
oh lmfao
Take a breath, Moo.
Imagine gm4
I did, I ate and watched tv for a lil now back on
Master 4
Bruh just run pumped

You gave me a heart attack
Huh
It’s giving a lot of xp to first and second place
@limber walrus fatmel

Almost 90xp for first place
no u
What the fuck is that name of your bottom fragger? Shit is dumb.
Nuh
wehn im free bbg
No clue tbh, I never pay attention to anyone besides top 2 sometimes top 3
Is there a similar aoe one
Buy me this
😔 not even making t8me for me
Reactor core or something
I have it. the digital irons aren't great.
Yee but reactor core kills you if you use it for too long
also I did some investigating
Nvm it looks good
thermal scope t19 is actually really good
Ooh fair
i have a problem with the emulator, i cant open cod mobile, please help
and the vending machine is goated after you wipe lobby
Plus reactor core makes your mobility ridiculously slow
I hope it's in b21
@limber walrus
Emulator always has issues on rank reset
OH
Literally OP
yeah I knew that
broken bc of that
Danmm
Breu thermal sensor work like dat stupid
Two updates..
Wts the task to grind
Super OP
I need 4 more kills
im just saying
U doopid
Ogay
apparently submit 3 of the needed types of t19s

uh
you gotta gamble too
thats what im trying to do… extremely hard
2 affix, 8 slots (not perk) right?
You might get lucky and get the mythic Lachman with no barrel, no perk, and no mag LMAO

Not bad imo
It happened to me w first lachman
gg
couldn't play longer cuz I was kinda puling all nigher
would've just been a Hindrance
nah you needed to sleep dw
that echo rat was lwk decent
Thx

It was me on alt 💔
damn
milk fren plae dmz?

after my botmatch
Footsteps with the AGR still bugged after mini update.
The sip emoji of ptsd
Nah I just woke up a while ago and decided to check here
Im gonna go eat first
We can play later 
nwss
You don't even know the significance of it or the reference
Rn I think only wicked gets it

U don't tell me how would I know
Its part of a story I will never tell
And blub says
Ya ik u would say that
U appwe lover
Mr froot guy
Demn 💀
lol
Free scrolling for me
No
Twirl it around my finger
Wannabe M16 abuser
Yes mr froot lover
mini-update on garena
Foot?
Penut butter 
Lol
I see
My bubby
Waddup pb
No. Story has nothing to do with anyone you or anyone else in chat has ever heard of

oh thanks codm
@noble otter wya madame stinky?

Ok dub
I'm so addicted to pc games rn
She prolly sleeping bud
Especially cause new custom PC
Thas why i don't se u chat here
I shall nuke all the m16 mafia members with m16 
No wonder it ain't stinking here
Lmao
I've basically stopped codm
Damm specs?
New update here
A sneak peak. RTX 5060
Updates so common rn
And I still hate the entire re download process after the updates
Tru
Nah, single. Something from msi, it's around 2 yrs old
Oh nvm still pretty goob
Ain't got enough space for 2 😭
Lmao
There's also my office laptop occupying space
Oh i see
If it was upto me, I'd throw that laptop away
But hell, gota work, cause someone came up with the concept of money
No moneh
U need money to buy cp so...
I was so damn lucky I got this built before the ram crisis
😭
Ull prolly see me broke after buying this
I want em ram sticks
Tbh, it just feels more cost effective to buy pc games. Could get a huge collection in the amount of money spent on those skins, which get nerfed some time later
What all do ya play
I still didn't go for 32gb. Never though this would happen
There's 30 + games ;-;
Ahhh
Ofcourse no one would
But mainly gta, FH4, sniper elite, Hitman, city skylines
Inflation ahh
I see u got achievements from snooper elite

Got the 16gb single stick, and can add in another 16 in the future
Where do you see that?
Hakkkaaarrr mannn
Should have bought together
Master 4 now
Ur stem
Demn bro cool down
Naur I will be LB for at least an hour
Damnnn 😭
Mostly doing for xm4 lb

Am at 4460 xp for xm4
Rebate. It wasn't free.

Fatty gonna break something
Sooooooo lazy to rannno
Enjoy it.
But remember, you're not only playing against LB grinders. It's everyone who was legendary last season. Good or bad.
Can the 3 Line not do colaterals?
I don't think so
Blub I'm lagging so much
what in the AI pfp is that

First time in forever I’m not lagging
Feels like proper sync
Last game not as much
Demn
It's way better than your garbage.
I bludy invited u
i fear most will disagree
I don't.
Free carry lmao
ofc
same, dmz has been much smoother
No fr happy for that any time LMAO
?
Is ur lobby full of kn44 users rn?
Ingame i invited u rn
I've only seen one other, but I'm playin' pubs.
Ahh
i aint online ;-;
I've seen 3 players use it rn
U were
Bob carry me in snd
weird
Com
Rn?
Yuh
I am doing homework rn
I can do it in less then a hour hopefully
Do i need to update to assess ranked?
Might need to update
Like 2 players per match kn44
Of course. New season dropped today.
Ya
I hate my sister
But the kn44 users are usually bottom frag not really doing well
Oh ok
That's too bad.
Camping

Usually yeah or headglitching
Yes
She used all of the days for today how am I supposed to update?
Wanna play @autumn rivet
What do you mean used all the days?
Data i mean
I’m waiting to get inv for someone’s live rn
Wifi?
Also you’re NA?
Me broke no wifi
Oh okok
No I'm ind
She also has a seperate cellular data why would she use mine
Use neighbours wifi
Irrelevant to my two solutions.
Don't know pass
Ohp, wait till we’re leggy, it’s gonna be some ridiculous ping on both of our ends
12345678
Ya ik
Tried
Bruh
How can she use your data on your phone while using her phone?
Is the update on Gameloop late again ?
Because gameloop sucks ass.
my only way to play, and since they offer that, well ... 🙂
Did they change switching to throwables and sliding? It's fucking annoying getting stuck in crouch all of sudden.
Where can I read about the update?
Probably they don't have pass in English
Translate it
We don't have smart tv
What
My mom uses mobile
Smh
Boring
So we only do cellular data
My 55 inch tv has a ps5 with many games to play with just sitting there
Remember the time I said library or Starbucks? They both have free wifi.
Bro they kinda far from me
Mcdonalds too
2km distance
Walk.
Lazy af.
Fr
2km is not far
I better recharge w half a dollar for 2 gb
I can walk a mile in 10 min.
That's like 1.6km
I walk daily 1.2km for school
Got leave today so lazy obv
glex
Glex
The heck is glex
He's yappin' over dumb shit.
Guys slide me some redeem code so I can top up 2 gb
Don't mind him.
@pls
Nope
Walk for 15 minutes, and get the free wifi.
Goteeeem
@errant matrix
Or spend less than half a dollar guys pls donate like half a dollar
#rules no begging of any kind
Fuck that, you lazy bum.
Half a dollar can get you 1-3 gb depending on your sim
I don't give a fuck.
Ohk
Ofc I get shitheads like this
Don't give fuck just slide some money
They scammed me
Or u can just pay 300$+ monthly for just phone service
Are we playing when I get home? & @pearl finch do you wanna join?
It's over 16GB just to download the weapons skins on my game.. 2GB won't do shit.
Same happened to me lol
Not today im bouta sleep
Sure
😭
300$?? Bro it's like 20$ per month for 30mbs monthly where did u get 300
Its 1 am
Where'd you get so many red sprite crates?
Also unlimited data
I know it’s not that lateeee
Ask bb33 he pro knows eevrything
I got 3 iphones…..



Nobody gives a fuck.
I use to but I sold 2
I thought u girl
Get your gf a seperate wifi done
Shut yo lame ah upk kinfolk
Fr 
You will get rank camo crates from every rank reset
8- selectable
8- random
🗿
Nope she shares same bed with me
Ok, gangsta.
I bet the wifi isn't that slow
Plus i make good money to afford 300$ monthly
30mbs is still amazing
Thats nothing to rent and lightbill
How much total 
How much
Rent is 950$ a month
Holy where do you live
Light 130$+
Only 950? Must be nice.
yup 950$
How’s rent over there?
Im renewing my contract
We're knockin' on $2300.
Whot work u do
Bloody hell.
With gon be only 960$ a month
Im a mechanic
The new MVP moment is amazing
Half a dollar bro
Wtv
15 minutes, bro.
Its alr but sometimes a random steals it
Stop being a ho.

Bro what if they ain't giving me pass
MVP moment, i.e. the best play of the match
Better delete James.
But santa calls u that on xmas
Then you'll get free exercise.
He repeats your name too james
Wouldn't matter. It's already in logs.
I hit gym every weekend
Don't need any extras
No you don't.
Santa be like hohoho such a dirsespect towards james no cap

Too lazy to walk 15 minutes, you don't go to the gym.
Yes I do it's only 13$ monthly
Why Angy and James got beef?
I walk daily today my day off
Aye bro u cant even walk to the fridge and u talking bout brodie?
Dollas dollas
He's employeed unlike us
Shut the fuck up, kid. You don't know jack shit about me.
Well another argument
Bro james has a disorder he too big he needed a expanded restroom installed
How abt we um, push this convo aside?
I was js asking half a dollar from a rich dude is that bad?
Yawn.
Ight gn
I hate kids.
Gosmoz
That's why you hate your gf
U don't have
I've been married longer than you've been alive.
He talmbout u
Is anyone doing dmz mode but not on ranked mode?
He don’t have a gf, he got a wife dingus.
Didn't ask
It's the same the only difference is some signatures
Its not the same. At all
I can still hate kids.
Yh kinda
Blood be thinking he the king of discord
No. Its not
Oh yeah has anyone tried out the non ranked dmz mode?
the agr sight is so ass 💔

Bub you just talked about his gf and then say “Didn’t ask” like are you okay bub?
I tried it out, it was okay
I never said, or have I ever thought that.
How do they connect ajyway

But I am getting more lucky on legendaries and also mythics
Holy typo
Ajyway



