#codm-discussion
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🧠
Bet
I can’t
@autumn rivet is him!
Is me saying soap with a overbite
Let me phrase that correctly
Sure bring more than 2 kills okay
The cat due
I will now acknowledge you, do you not speak English
Okkk
Good man
And fuck uss9 too
Show them your sniper loads and marksmens Vergil hottie the known
why is legendary so easy to achieve?
Oh yes that was scary
Anyyy mode but for ranked snd?
I’ve never seen someone use a cx9 like that
Just did on #codm-gallery before
Burst?
I dm you my id;)
Valentines in 3 days
I think he used the big mag

Based
Moo and unseen together in ranked is scary
Checking
lmfao
That was fun times
Played against moo in ranked holy thank god unseen was on my team at the time s
Gabagool
I remember going against unseen and Nutella and almost nuking bc of their team
@normal falcon be my valentine?
What gun?
@limber walrus FINALLY
Mf went everywhere but the point

😔
Oh?? How
🏳️🌈
DMZ lovely 37k + cash
LMAOO it was the only thing I could do, my team wasn’t able to get in the point bc of yall LMAOO
MG42 top 24 Global
They didnt even take the gun i submitted 💀
jealouss 


I wonder if it’s possible to have my roles back in here
But I thought cosmos just broke up with bro
why is legendary so easy to achieve?
Watched them run past me when I was laying down
@half anvil will you be my valentines
because bot lobbies
LMAO and unseen literally knocking them all down like it was nothing
And you I think stopped my nuke

Or my streak at like 15
yeah wish it was an actual hard accomplishment fr
I got rejected 3 days before valentines
LMAO
Tripple nuke on ten vs ten shipment yumny im so proud
training ground now
Get an ice cream tub and eat it while crying
It works
It was a good thing, if I got a nuke against unseen I know he would’ve gotten me back with a horrifying vengeance
bot lobby
Would have seen a private invite
On it
I can only do nuke streaks every like 5 games unseen can nuke constantly he just doesn’t bc he likes winning
LMFAO FR
very nice
Yes it was bot lobby but it counts as a legit win
But not a good win
Not all wins are good wins
Why
Bc bots
against real players it would be impossible
That’s not a win that’s just mandatory
@worthy dune it’s possible to have my roles back or I gotta reapply? Had to rejoin this server for a reason
Ah come on you right hehe
Facts

I mean tbf bots are pretty crazy after the buff

Hmm, not better than so14, but bc it’s full auto it’s a ridiculous advantage
Giggity
Its kinda busted ngl
Not really enough to make you lose a game, only enough to stop you from nuking
It’s basically the cx9 burst but full auto
yeah as expected
That’s crazy
Swear they be popping up out of nowhere when your 1 kill away from nuking
8 BULLETS LONG RANGE
EXACTLY EVERY TIME
Petition to take away update for ios players
6 shots to kill
No bc apple good
Guys make sure you perfect your shots okay

No

Was that the best in dmz so far?
Lach way Higher skill gapped❤️🩹
That depends on your skill. The average player might lose
Bc ram always felt better
for close range ar yeah
just dont suck
Oh fair enough
did you not have stopping power
The meta gun for this season is which again?
Hmm I don’t think so
I mean its even good long range but so14 does that job
So14, and vmp and now the Lachmann new gun in game
then yeahit sucks
Good good vmp
so uhhh carry me in dmz with it?
As long as they don’t nerf it
so I can unlock it too
Fair, I don’t like how t25 looks so I never use regardless
btw
I can drop it
I played one dmz game on my friends account to level up his bp
You don't have the Steel Blue version, I guess.
The mythic? Or it’s a normal skin?
Epic.
dawg
are you trying to lose your gun tf
its showing hp dmg like arrow
Hmm I do not
I cant lose it

- i have 5 other mythic lach laying around

Whale
fattest whale of the server
Gonna be easier to grind the attachments with the ultra mag
yes
is grau a good gun for br rn?
Still need lach 12 barrel
What the heck
I think so
I forgot to change the kilo skin for dmz
do some charity drops fr
well shit idk who to believe
ive died solely due to it before bc the ttk is straightup sucky
bottom 5 ranged ttks iirc
It will go back to my mailbox

ok what about M4?
Mellow is the better resource to believe
STOP SHOWING VALENTINES DAY ADS
alr lol
@limber walrus isnt it better to use mythic grip
yes im using it
Minor downsides
Sleeping like she doesnt have rent to pay on friday

@limber walrus
oops
ttk issues across the board but nice aim assist
Does anyone know how to cook noodles...
what weapon role are you looking for
wow
cqc, mid, longeange ar?
@limber walrus do you know?
you fr now?
just cook them
What other weapon role is there besides LB? 
Do i boost bsa @limber walrus
good ttk close to mid range, fast ads speed
bro gonna eat her if she doesnt pay
something like that
I'm hungryyy 
Yes...
How does one not know how to cook noodles
ehh id see this being used cqc mostly
oops
Maybe
t25
bruh, boil the water, put the noodles inside a bowl and yank the hot water over the noodles
Laser either 8% ads or 12% bsa

sorry I meant fast ads speed not slow
uhhhhhhhh put them in boiling water and wait for them to get soft ig
Nu fat, just need the protein
still best ttk for mid-close
bsa
my dear friend, how will you able to live on your own when you cant make noodles? 😭
Hot water...
if youre on you can join too
alr thx ill try it out
she fat like u so nu protein
❤️🩹
use a kettle and boil the water
im gonna pick up borfats lachmann
not taht hard
he android
I can't wait...
IM NU FAT
😭 😭
its is done in literally 2 minutes, kettles are fast
It's dangerous...
do i really need to send a video?
HOW


seems android wont need a software update
its a closd enviorment
sexy
just tell me you are joking 
i really hope your joking
@autumn rivet @candid sedge dmz?
That was fast
ig thats a yes
Bro invited me to filled room
why am I the only console player
I'll cook my best friend.

Mb fattyspect insta joined❤️🩹
oh hell no
holy fat squad
He is an Owl!!
dw u wouldnt get any loot if uplayed with them
oh im getting outta here
Bore n mellow always share
Soya always steal
Gimme your Owl friend.
noh, cinni mine
Bro will be halfway across the map and still somehow able to loot faster than me
bored shares ik idk about mellow,
Mellow will share but expect an ultra if found
soyaa is a fatass who ask for loot even if he has 8m
lol
0 hits

insane
The throwing axe of despair
fuck off
nuh
u seem to get very easily mad over gifs
nah, im just bored

or easily rage baited
waiting on josi done eating
spam it to him

LOLL
idm
Hi
helo
How do you not ping correctly?
i hab good op skill idea
they wrote it out 💀
Weird.
didn;'t "@" nd ping they wrote that out with @
kazeKami drone that you control, you cant slow it down, and it explodes on impact
yah ik right
Finally going home🥹🥹
Genuinely gunna touch these devs for gatekeeping this damn update istg
it was a issue that occurred for android side I doubt it’s bc of the devs
bc it was set to release at the same time for both and only android had a delay
Either way, its stupid.
that weird tho wonder why android got "delayed" nd not ios
what happened with androids side
so childish lmao
well, they’re two different systems so could be just one thing wouldn’t work with the other
it’s weird
yah 2 different company
yeah
Gae ass didnt leave shit
nd that a big delay or bug everybody with a android
fatso
that ain't "small"
Kicking fattspect
my kill my loot 
fatass mellow looted the other dude’s red bag and this red armor

@limber walrus 
he had no red bag
I looted leggy one
I need these
i will go loot food
F-I-N-A-L-L-Y
Bro left
me hungwy
full after eating codm
real
Just reached. Grandmaster matchmaking so weird. Either worst player or some decent player with braincell
update is ready... for the slow droids ones
for real?
Yep

Who r we waiting for
thick goth mommy
It's not the fault of the users.
mellow’s fav

1.72gb not that bad for now
Hey guys quick question. By any chance do and of you know how to reset the construct rewards to reflect the current season?
in case eveeryone knew and I just found out
t25?
15 mag lach
how to unlock it
now I need kills with leggy lachman
this is evil
I would go spread eagle for this update
how i unlock it u fatty
wut
8 leggy attachment

And double affix
lessgow
ok so uhm
you gonna have to carry me a little
if theres a bot team LEAVE for me
8 kills with leggy lachmann 😭😭😭
That barrel is the best before getting lach 12
you got update?
@limber walrus u still need mythic lach
@autumn rivet
He is iOS
so am i
ios has update, Android doesnt
im confused how you are playing dmz with it
ios has had update for days
Ohh not bad, visually still not my favorite I have the one bone legendary but it’s still not really appealing to me
i know that
not rn
@autumn rivet join moo
Fatty eating
i am ios
Kk inv
Ass
idk tried closing and reopen gplay
wait
me fat?
Oh!
mlem
jk its probably getting slowly rolled out
if it doesnt show
cap
actually disgusting time to roll out update
Fk u
mine shrubk

Not for me
Amazing fantastic very W
I sold my armors to get lachmanns thst sold for 0
3 reds last weekend
💀
indeed
What can I do with a 100$.
I only have 3
u fat took the 3 plate
I did
I needed it
buy kebab
At least u didn’t sell 20 lach for 0

KK
5
Did… you?
full inv u fatty
or pay me 15$ and i’ll cook you noodles with shrimp and veggies
I dont have the update, wtaf
I was trying to buy Miata city but kk
BRO LACHMAN IS INSANE WTF
Don’t upload food it making me hungy 

GUYSSS
GIVEEEEE

how i get lachman
Te version 1.0.54 are available for android user or not i can’t play in the gameloop emulator
Blaming mellow
yeahthis is
@limber walrus gimme lachman gunsmith
mellow didn’t give update for android
Mellow was down first
what this gae gun
Lachman
use einhorn
But I will only use vmp now
I don’t care about lach 12 anymore
💔 💔
laser wher
Lachman is so bad
this thing is HORRIBLEEE
Peak
Cannot break mythic armor
😋
leggy lachmann is
5???
absolutelt terrible
you need 8 for drum mag
Use mythic, it’s not better at all
Zoomed in
which you need to unlock 15r
New ui🤔
sell 5 lachman. buy 2 leggy
Full 2b team
I am able to update on my main phone but not on my codm phone
what affix should i get on lachman @velvet walrus @limber walrus
the sound when they're all in radiation without pills 😋
fmj duh
probably ye
finally
GODDAMN
ggez

can i go from gm1 to legendary in 3 hours br or do i give up, im asking ifthe time is enough if i win or get close in every game 
How long is it?
It's impossible
Yeah I can only find old set
Pic seems to be click bait
It depends on the br match duration, if the players ends it fast then yeah it's slightly possible, but u must rank in top 3 to level up faster
That pic is, but it was leaked
3 Lego sets for star wars got leaked
And a UCS super star destroyer is one of them
i cant deal w high ping i havent played in like 2 weeks 😔😔
Finally
@inner helm
I hope they post something about why it took so long.
@limber walrus love you bbg 
hopefully it works lmao
imma be smart and save these for later
The last time I played alca my ms was 120.
Then it's good
There is 10221 but I’m guessing this special addition actually looks good
looks nice tbh
If i play solo its always 20ms but if i queue w anyone its like 80+ 💔💔
I kinda like this camo more than Red Sprite.
mine is 999 if i go in my bedroom
@hard olive I love your pfps.
whens cp rebate event?
Thanks. :)
W face reveal...
Is that chu chu Charles pfp ?
yes vro I love it when the whole team quits on my first game
so, why cant i equip the sheild on the amax?
Dunno. I made it with ChatGPT.
We don’t know
Ok
the fuck was the prompt 😭
Looks like him tho 
Might be a bit much for chat.
Generate a psychotic looking face with a large smile and spiked teeth in the shape of a sphere
Is it bcs of the bed!?
Who? James?
12th february
It could be a mirror image. We'll never know.
If you know why ask 
When you pick up money in BR, why does it make a farting noise?
asked before i knew
a lot of audio changes this update
opening doors in dmz sounds like a damn shotgun
ah
raiden pro
Oh, so maybe it got changed? The video I'm watching was uploaded 5 hours ago.
ts lowkey feels like how a battle rifle feels in main cod
I do love the new sound of the full auto M16 with no suppressor.
m16 underrated asf
wait, you’re talking about cash in dmz or br?
The Android update is finally available
You're iOS??
finally updated
BR. I said BR.
Right?
Yes.
auntieee
...for now.
right. haven’t played br yet so can’t comment but in dmz cash pick up sounds the same
Ello
how are you?
DMZ doesn't hold any interest for me. 
alrighty
sup vib
95%
i doubt they will
Same.
I played 5 excruciating games today just for the caches to snatch some last minute mythic shards.
It'd be cool if you could scan tags while on a snowboard.
Pro Max.
😂
Founder said something about it was android side so probably verification of update
Ah.
It would be cool if you could target snowboards with FHJ
OOOoo... good one.
Mag affix dmg multi range
I left the last dude at 1hp 
Why does that look like a QQ9 with a T19 stock and barrel?
Bc it looks like a qq9
How you already have it?
...and ICR mag.
Helicopter left so fast
dmz
Also helicopter is glitched
I looked in dmz and couldn’t find it
I called second one almost pushed me off
Oh
Is DMZ a squad of 4 or 5?
3
Did I steal one of yall mythic backpack
Why did it dissapear
Along w mythic armor
The new one should look way better
idk
It's coming out this year/next
I donated a mythic armor to mellow he broke
And it's a UCS collector edition should be on par with the ucs venator
Android update is finally out guys

that glitch is game breaking
It looks like a QQ9 so much..
do you still wanna use 15r or drop
Très gentil toi...
No fr
I was using xm4 the whole time
????
alr drop it next game thx

please god no
Also if yall find book cover lmk
Fr only semi automatic weapons should have it
Wat book
Or h o m e keys
It just says hardcover book
thermite rounds shouldn’t exist in the game overall, but definitely not in dmz
Bro got nothing
Oh
wtf you get fmj so often
ive spent 500m on mythics and still haven’t seen a single fmj affix
Absolutely worse than vmp
at least 0.2x kinda compensates for no lach12
easy
But not correct attachments on them
@hard olive do you remember the day you heard of Cobain's passing?
Android update dropped
but it’s bonkers that i haven’t seen a single fmj affix after 500m
my account might be cursed
james, you wanna join m16 mafia
Holy shit I already got agr shards
plae tg when
Do you have it ?
Te version 1.0.54 are available for android user or not i can’t play in the gameloop emulator ??
yay update finally out
@hard olive
68% ye
The update for android are available?
yes indedd
Yes.
yes
m16 is now like a laser rifle in burst and a battle rifle with full auto
B U R S T S U P R E M A C Y
Ass
no
we need an update so we can switch fire modes (full/semi or burst/semi)
YES
And for gameloop?
idk
It would be nice.
accept friend rq
Otay
Bro really named himself watchout101 using a spec ops skin 😭
I don't want Cinni to get mad at you.
I still haven’t done dmz
I'm kidding probably gonna take a while to download resources 
WTF
unless you're available until then
Oh otay
WHAT
What the heck
she doesn't
did y'all get pooped on
I didn’t even see his footsteps WTF
I haven’t played a single match of dmz
you can accept
4 TAP’ASSVAL
Oh yea that happens now
Bro literally had bot skin
I shouldve just revived ig but wtfffff
And insta killed
Sometimes you could have a raal spamming and it won’t have any sound
Ain that tfking build
U cant
What the heck
Press unlock
Bruh the lach is likely the worst dmz gun besides epic kilo
Without the good attachments for sure
But holy mellow insta killed that one guy
fk u
15 round is ridiculous
No u

ASFKJKSAFKSAFKLS
bro
didnt even use them 💀
well
ima crash out
im actually gonna crash out
wdym fmj without the mag
and barrel
no no no no this is a joke
LMAOOO
lmfao
Yeah everyone’s first Lachman has no barrel
im actually crashing out
ok so
win once lose twice type shit
I have 3 of those
Same I’m broke
I only have 2 m
No more lach for u
fatten me

He lost 32 to 150 btw I'm using an agr 💀🙏🏻
Faster on train + dudes were inside
Oh fair
Maybe just start w hunt squad
🤔
Boat ppl always ready for enemies
fatty
they finaly managed to release the update
I dont need kills anymore
I have ship keycard
We looting now
Elgato_821 invited ne 
im only 24% tho
im angwy
But I dunno where ship spot is
vewy angwy
handholding ratting session
Leggy one
which? legendary is on the zipline side
mythic is next to large safe
ok ez
Guis the shotgun Echo are good?
Guys if I had to complete the battlepass how many hours would i have to play per day
20 for a week
Yes'nt
Ass

I will just play 1 30 minutes per day
m16 is goated
Hab you update
double nuke easy
Where can I go and type .rank
Cap
For what
downloading resources
taking a while cuz sucky internet
Like on discord
Honey bunches that’s now how rank works here you gotta chat to get your rank up
#┃plastic-commands !rank
So get to chatting and your rank goes up
Thx
nah bro still only 5 rank xp a game
fuck that
its easy
20k…
try build
blud already updated jeez
Another cult
nuuuu @steep pulsar lemme download reosurces

That operator skin looks so good up until neck
"already"
Wild fire 😔
I mean I'm still downloading resources 
Hi sugar
when did the update got released anyway
i just woke up and loaded it like half an hour ago
like half an hr ago.. 
minor difference in download spd
i naturally woke up for it then
indeed
same with seasonal reset
i dont make an alarm but i always woke up shortly before daily reset for it
God squad, trust
10 signs of people who might not know what grass means:

I jest
Elgato_842 carries, trust.
Job
ilysm @solemn cipher now be frens bc my frens be frens

blub, no

okay bet omw 

@abstract vessel why the block?
Finally completed the tutorial

ik that's from last year buddy can't fool me
it isn't from last year
its from 5 years ago
unblock puweatty puweaaas 

and its not even my hand
KNEW IT
imma touch u 🤚

I finally completely tutorial for the first time

So y’all unbeefing the beef
waah
you're doing dmz?!??
The beef may continue
Died for a fat monkey btw
So we eat
aren't u indian
No it’s because you are clean and fresh like soap 🧼 but you are not basic but fantastic 💅 so it’s foap ✨ fantastic soap ✨
I did tutorial for you

Fuck no

Fuck no?
What😭
report that...
whyyyy
Why the femboy mood btw
Why are you cussing about being mistaken for indian


Fat ah mellow has twice more
dare
Uhh, cuz
just cuz
We can now 1v1
I can’t say it here
Do you have me added in the game alr?
I don't think so
Kk one sec
I have friend request from people here in game but I never accepted them
Tbh tf am doing here haven’t touched this game in ages.
Check dms I sent my uid
you'd get hacked
U a pepega
Pro codm player
I couldn’t revive bore
Fuck you
It showed an X
Bored
Fk u
Ok, when?

Mellow had 12m 
How to be nuker in ffa
I liteeally soloed an entire mythic 3 plate team
Apology gift coming for delays in update
You gotta accept my friend req on discord first 🥲
type 25 0.2x is literally the best gun
Probably only for android
WTF
Hmm I like the colors of your pfp
im refattening
WHY I KEEP LOSING MYTHIC BACKPACK AND ARMOR THAT I LOOT
🥹
Thank you
uhm…
I will do it in a bit
Ofc
those mightve been mine
Ohp
From dead enemies??
probably an android calling card as a fu guys
I am trying to make Mac and cheese
Bro 😭
yeah I swapped for durability
I keep lookin them and keep losing them




