#codm-discussion
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I'm the lead man who is responsible for this
890654
Now don't go banning ur fetus, it deserves to live
Did this dude just counted from 89 then downwards to 654
You are not my child
Bro that's a tumor
Not a child
🥀
Lmao
Mf got a tumor that big
Isn't more like a mental health problem
If a granny is her own granddaughter

U
Wait

Cuz u have 0 stamina

Shomi
She's a fuckin walking paradox
Halo shouko
Witness this server in its most unhinged state
LMAO LEGIT
I don't think she's walking...
THATS THE BEST ANSWER
Shomi yo balls
This happened
Hello.
Gae

She actually is
I'm having the time of my life with this entertainment
I forgot her name
I feel like soya is actually drunk rn
She is in the series dark
It's soya
This would be a valid explanation
Drink*
Yep, confirmed
He drank alcohol free beer and got drunk
Say no less.
Ain't that special
I drank water
💀
He's special
Only thing invalidated is his own life rn
That's some white u got there
This mf drank a glass of hot sauce inside water 🥀🥀
But water should disproportionate spice
Btw
Ngl I used to drink hot sauce too
No he drank asbestos
Not exponentiate it
GG
I did the 1000 reaction achievement in 5 mind
I heard that alcohol free drinks like that can still have alcohol
Just spam the reaction in #codm-clips
Easiest fucking XP ever
Very rarely
Only few brands
I dont wanna fk XP
Fruit without seeds can have seeds too ahh statement
7439056
Bud, it's time to sleep bud
Wanna carry me some more in ranked
Just the percentage of alcohol isnt high enough for said drink to be considered 'alcoholic'
Tomorrow
@vocal jolt b21 in sometime
Man 
I'm gonna study my report for tomorrow and then finish my PowerPoint for my other subject
I m somber enough to play that shit
I wish I had a genie
Just drink wine and spit it on your computer for decoration
Tic tac has 0 sugar officially cuz each piece has less than what is said to be sugar item
Y use powerpoint
Bro is not somber enough to even type, mf will see three of the same enemy and that enemy is non-existent 
Oiupllkj
ih
He'll see a 4th train wreck him from his posterior
And it's just part of his delusions 🥀🥀
He will wish his hidden dreams into existence
I m 2

THESE IDIOTS
Soyass gonna play codm and accidentally pick up a real gun
WHY DO THEY SMOKE
Ban coming soon fr
I AM SO DONE
LMAOOOO
IF THEY CAN'T SMOKE
Damn
He's 2 short
FUCKING RESPONSE IN MY LIFE
What
THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS
Who's fucking who
Those caps are hurting my eyes
It was so random and unpredictable bro LMAO
Deleted User coming soon
Please stop
What was
Mf said "I m 2" so randomly it caught me off guard
I think bro got anesthesia
Your sign to stop drinking
I am not drinking
😭
I'm getting soya banned for exp
Chugging alcohol isn't the same as "not drinking"
Whats alcohol
I m drinking grape juice
Ethanol
Who pinged
💀
Me
Check ur mentions
Soya cuz he's 2 and he's drunk
Bugged on beta client rn
Oof
Lightining is bullying me please ban him
So you're high
Ehy
He asked if you could ban @amber fiber since he feels offended
Why
yes
It's just soya being crazy lmao put some sense into him kingy
Lightning said he's 2 months pregnant lol
Noh. Cant ban without reason
LESSSGOOO
That is not possible😔
@amber fiber
it's hi written backwards
There is no reason
he's just so drunk he's blabbing on
u should stay and watch the drama, or scroll back to see all the craziness
I know
Sense cannot be put into one that cannot comprehend such sense
Cuz u said he's expecting in 6-7 months
I asked if you were high
B21 in a few mins
Cannot sense put be cannot that one into sense comprehend such
I m high in the mountains

You're not that penguin my guy
Nah man you higher than the stars

My presence makes me the best player in the lobby immediately lol
You both are doing B21?
Speaking of stars....
He's higher than the point of ecstasy
yes
👅
can I join to finish 10m after sometime?
Finish....
No i m gonna get fat
Speaking of stars youre fat and have more gravitational pull than a red giant
We do 10m later
Any more fat and u will burst
with soya u wont be able to
No, there are 78bstars outside my fkin window
nah he has a stronger gravitational field than a black hole
Fair
That can't be good
Are you dying
Speaking of stars, soya ate em all
Black holes dont have gravitational fields
I feel light
Lightweight
I am a sad pepega
huh
But in alcohol
So that's why the stars keep vanishing (it's actually light pollution but still)
He is the light pollution
Bad joke
Didnt laugh
0/10
Every time he farts, it sends out 43 million metric tons of gas
Yeah
ok and idc about that?
Case oh
John's life is a better joke
You actually do
Caseoh looks skinny compared to soya
Yeah man im dead
Have been for 50 years
Who said that ?
No ur not, ur porked
Your mom, she said it to the soya beans she was with yesterday in the kitchen
What
Love dropping as sub on a useless team...

I'm surprisngly not against that
no john noob
Ye he also a noob
@willow raptor look at these haters
ping when u get on
Oke
@unkempt gull
No John gae

@vocal jolt better watch ur toes, or he might eat it
Shut up 34 yr old gen z wannabe unc
Ur literally shorter than an atom, first get tall u floor biting squid

John ain't a noob... He might be a queen... But he ain't no noob...
Squids cant bite floors
@willow raptor wat he means by a queen
Even i don't go that far
I deadass got 15 kills
You legit wrote it yesterday
John was actually johnnalizabeth
And my team fuckin
Never heard of anyone willing to be genZ... Even genZ glaze previous gens
That's actually weird

Bro said he's getting cooked by percys mom
Bro let's glaze the world war 1 soldiers
They are the real tuff guys
I m not soya beans
Yes u are
I m soya
Ur origami soya bean
soya sauce
This might be long for some's attention spam...
Idek y my friends call me soya irl


Orihime? Nah u get otoko-hime
What
Bleach ref
Damn who bleached
Bro these kids with the smoke
Mfs can't smoke
And will use it
Anyways cosmos was sayin something
I do... Always did... But we're cooler...
Bruh
exclude millennials and you might be right
We arnt cool bro
I am gen x
These people use shotguns even if they can't use it
I'm GenX... We're dope as fuck...
We are high on dope
The oldest Millennials are kinda GenX... They have scars too...
Soya play b21?
Can I inherit ur wealth?
What
what are u his grandchild
That's for another server...

Is the entire server filled with UNCs🥀
The fuck is unc
To be honest, I thought tech in school would yield better results...
Alr hop on
Yesh
I am Millennial 
k
Your an UNC as well
You're *
Like anyone over 35
?
Bro what's a unc

I'm trying controller lobby, interested?
Uncle
might take time to find a lobby
Uncle ig?
Oh
LMAO
5%
This mf said that with no hesitation
Where is the child
We all have that one family member
And imma the one to take the role
Fair enough
Gimme 2 min, turning on ipad
Delete this

What did he say
2 mins

Except that wasn't a joke
Ban flame
Nah
@normal falcon lets report him and get xp
Cuz i made the cult with him
Can I join anyways ?
Zapstriker is jpining tho
Bro

We need a camping cult
Good idea
I'm on it rn
ah
Dont
Report who?
That glitch got fixed
Wicked
wat glitch
The human brain isn't fully developed until the age of 25...
@worldly basin
Bruh
the frontal lobe
Reporting him gives exp
how many years do i have🤔
Wha did he say
Still easier lobbies
1

@worldly basin How old are you gng 🥀
There was a glitch in controller B21 lobby to get a full bot lobby
Don't... Server's woke enough... We cannot afford to lose Flame rn
hmm
Ellooo fren
LMAO
That's true.
Especially how sensitive they are.
Thanks
hii fren
That’s maybe 3 people in server
James, mty, who's the other one?

@unkempt gull join fast, why taking so long
How's you?
Tbh I can’t remember
@half anvil are you over 35 
He’s 28
Im 29
Or 27
join bruh
Oops my b
doing good! how about youu
You were close lmao
Haha I’m forgetful my b
Damn, luckily I'm awake
I love to be sleeping
😭 bad enough that my sister has a kid
Nah nw lol
You're my unc now regardless 
Yayy am glad to hear it
am good too ty!
I think we're about 5
I can’t remember any of the others
Founder, Inked, Andrea, MTY, Vibra, James
But I also have bad memory
Probably a few others
Ohhhhh very true
Oh right, vibra
Considering vibra is a mother
Vibra is a mother???
Yeah
She has kids
Why did I think vibra was a 20 year old guy
Obviously... MTy, a single mum I forgot the name, I think James is up there too and some other dude
😭
Single mum is josi but she's 19 turning 20, or... 20 already, I think
No no she s at least millennial
Everyone has a woman anime or cat pfp I can’t tell the difference
Josi doesn't ring a bell
Idk if it's vibra considering I have no update regarding her love life so
That's a good point.
Btw @turbid sluice who's that in ur pfp
Yes Vibra
Yeah, I didn't know she's a single mother though
What I do know however
I've had information about her having kids since 2021
I might be wrong
And I haven't really heard regarding if she has a husband or not
The almighty himself.
That's creapy
No like an Unc is someone whose like really old fashioned or experienced
You? 
Bro that ain't me gng🥀
Stfu
Bro how the fuck did he call me an unc then💔
You speak like one🥀
What
Yes. I don't involve my cats and don't watch animes so might as well...
Bro I speak like a toddler who is also immature
Ask this man
YOOO YOU LOOK GOATED AF
I didn't wanna assume it was you
But you legit look so cool
That's him
You look like a gladiator or viking
Go for the audition for kratos
The cool one
I am not requesting
Probably one of the coolest faces on this server ngl
It's an order
No idea what that is
He is the kratos we need
U DON'T KNOW KRATOS?
You're a buffed man with huge mounts of testosterone
Getting nerfed now... Squats getting harder
He looks like the “F students are the inventors “ guy
Fuck off
Fuckin
Blue role
You're probably lifting the world serpent rn
God of war 
?
True lmao
Yeah not really funny. He looks chill. That meme generalizes on actually useless people.

What's today's topic
It's an excuse made by F students themselves because they have nothing else good to show lol
Ik
Most of em are bad af
Sorry man I was joking
Saying that to my unc Drexl Is uncool
Idk why it's a trend thing
Okblud
True
That dude is mature and has crazy testosterone
Bro is built like a norse god
He killed Poseidon
I can't imagine bro sitting criss cross and playing codm
I made this one guy life a living hell 😂
Nope
Not sure I get the ref
It's from the God of War game
Imagine killing the one guy 5 time
Kratos is the main character killing Greek and Norse mythology gods
Copyright the face
He's crazy cool
LMAO
That's ur fuckin face bro
Huge compliment looking like kratos btw @turbid sluice
Kratos is definitely one of the most beloved videogame characters
Ah
I'll take it then 😉
It died months ago
Bro is a literal gentle giant
I agree
Bro play with me
Idk why but I'm popping off rn
My hits are going crazy
Some might just need to get on a path that stimulates their capacities/abilities...
It's just I got executed
Excited
For fuck sake
I'm trying to study my part for our presentation about the web
I agree
But the thing is
Ok... Learned something.
Then I have to work on finishing my key informants in research
Most f students aren't usually like that
Watch some videos about god of war or look into the world serpent
You'd see my reference about you lifting it lol
Indeed.
Most f students either are mostly untalented or not interested
The thing is studies is like the 99% of the jobs
Or just illiterate.
Yeah that too
Bwahhh
I have to work on my gaming IQ

I mean, some slackers went on to start fortune 500 companies. Albeit only a select few were actually talented as slacking... True

is it bannable when u buy cp from the web store for an indian account but living in eu?

No depends on the website.
Cuz there’s a website where u can
he had to go






Y rush
You die, we cant do shi
sup
ight
We have to stay together
k
soyaa u werent the cult leader

u all playing? codm
Ok wait
yeah
This isnt my server
@vocal jolt @analog coral
u r not the cult leader
wat
My shots aint registering
ong bruh
Bro we knocked someone on the edge and the game said he used glide
So the body on the edge was not there really
And couldn’t find that dude after
He revived himself and killed us while he’s body was invisible


The fuck is prestige points
idk where to spend it
buy stupid stickers and stuff i think
DUDE IT WONT LET ME REVIVE
Oh
@velvet walrus where i use prestige points

Massive skill issue bro
@unkempt gull WE NEED TO GET THAT SUIT FIRST OR THEY ARE INVIS FOR ME
Like that amount of skill issue cannot be matched
Prestige store
Prestige store
What server is this
Arab?
I m getting 90 ms
You guys gotta carry me here
we need to get the suit first
or they invis for me
Also what armour are you guys using
ive killed like 5 people i know today 
had mythic now on leggy
The worst part was I had 3 mythic armors and mythic backpack from enemies
Buy mythic
All gone
bruh
And we gotta hold hands
Epic vest 2
fr
@analog coral 
blud gonna get 1 tapped
And steal armors from enemies
wait lemme try to snipe u guys
i got 28m left
@vocal jolt add my new account
I aint in my own server blud
insane
For now it’s working
send
7561694548343848961
I trade my epic for leggy or mythics
fr
let me do a shader preload
who
zap, ayush, and uhh who else
soyass. then 2 from other server
soyass
lmfao

nayass
@unkempt gull u room leader
Lol
who says he's dying 
Me
idk
I'm having random ping issues as well
I will come in the game and let aspect kill me to revive himself 
That's literally me 
I still haven't memorised B21 layout yet
But soya = cap
Soya lies more than a teenager caught smoking
1 mythic armor 1 leggy armor 1 bag yum
insane
@candid sedge you missed a cube lmfao
u done?
You didnt even loot that body
I m done as well
k
Ayush how many kills
i gave u the cube
Also help me with stopping power reload grind on serpent
Thats just cap 
idk
You did not rven come to the ground floor this round

Bro's inner conscience was thre
We wiped lobby so quick with fatsspect damn
Percy nub
i prayed for u to get a ultra
fr
Ofc
he just went on his own
fr
Soya cosmos left locus cult?
k
fr
*got lost 
Guh
My ass still hasn't fully memorised B21
Then why you leader?
@vocal jolt 
I never played b21
B21 ezy
I'm not kidding:(
Nubs
ok
I noob in B21 
Boye said, “L.”
W Boye ❤️🩹
Frfr
I see
W
aint no way
🤖 
clanker hacked it


And now i got 2 characters in just 50 spins
Avg loot goblin activity
fat ppl fr
Nice
@slow venture when did ya get into locus cult
My own free will fr
W liyes
U co leader
Wha
Me and cosmos made clan together so yea
Mosco left clan?
Ground
No
We looted the one i killed then you went to third floor
Then why bro not got name
You forgot to loot one you killed
Thats where i got cube
Idk
u went to that body so i didnt bother going 
Solo queueing is the best
dude why am i getting different servers
Sad fr
Bhai not now, ache mood mein na bu
Yesterday
I have bought like 3 or 4 legendary locus

mlem
mlem
hi liyes 
Donate me fr
Thik haaai

A GUY WAS EXTRACTING ON TRAIN
KILLED HIM
GOT SKULL
EXTRACTED
INSANE
@unkempt gull
@amber fiber
THE GUY I KILLED MUST BE CRYING
i was going to ignore the train but then i thought why was he extracting so early
lol the thing @analog coral tried to do for so long i did it in like 5min
lmao
btw u cant put skull in permium box?
wtf
💀
What a name lmao
i dont reme,ber
Bc too fat
too excited
bored did u use the einhorn?
@vocal jolt lucky fr
@vocal jolt u gotta carry me fr
Yes
im right u left
I would not get close to getting the katana fr
@velvet walrus du ya got katana from dmz?

Lol
wheres mine
Fak u
that mission took my time,sanity,money,all my backpacks and armor vests 

@noble otter @abstract vessel finally got it
I mean 7,000,000
Lol bro I went from 50m to 27m
you have money to spare
Lol
my ass is so broke that I'm using coupons for gear
Too little
Lol
Been there
bro took long enough
lost a couple million to a npc due to ping issues when I was playing solo half an hour ago
Bullets didn't register 
The guy I stole it from must be crying
😭
Same walked it a room with 2 shotgun npc died instantly
😭
Fr
haven't lost a single ultra yet 
that's also why I'm trying to finish it 
the 10m mission is still left though
Same fr (I haven't got one)
I just hot the best sniper shot in history
😭
fr though
most valuable thing got yoinked
Bruh take clip

woohoo! hell yeah!!
If i didn't think why he extracting soo early i wouldn't have gotten it
lucky 
wny you awake so early
He was probably extracting early to not lose the skull lmao so sad
lil bro
I'm hitting fucking godly shots
Gm mili
Oh my fucking god
why not
Screen record it
cuz u lazy stink
u lazy
lol
I don't have screen recording
I have 281,609 in dmz
how am i lazy if i wake up early
What 💀
damn
cuz u stinky
They dum
What's the time for u?

Gae
grind normal mode, do contracts
hi gm
I got plus 3,000,000
Stfu
8:39 but i woke up at 7, just didn’t text
thought u blocked hinm
I wanna finish my 10m mission
Soon
Bro that's not early that's normal time to wake up

Early is 4 or 5 am
Hojn playz
dude it took me a long time too, u will eventually get it
dw
No
okay I don’t wanna wake up at the fucking ass crack of the morning on a Sunday guys

That's a completely valid point
Let's play, I will play codm now
But I'm always fucking ass crack
Valid crash out
So it's normal for me
I woke up at 5, so can you
We know
u want a cookie?
I wake up at 3 30am
Fr i wake up every day 4:30 idk why
my sanity,money,armor and backpacks are all gone
Meh too
I get 6 to 9 hours of sleep every day
Sad we can grind tommoro
Boye arnt u gae?
What time did you sleep then
9?
Mostly yes
Wut? 
Sometimes it's 9 30

6 to 7 hrs
@elder niche
i went to sleep at 2-3 last night
Lmao
I see
Bro sleeps when I wake up






