#codm-discussion
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Ig im too old to understand this
@calm cargo gg bro 
We're all too old to understand it 💀
that's the time guy
Chaf
not the brainrot joke
Mhmm
they don't change it when it's come to teat server, or at least rarely
search any time on the gif, and you'll get one
ब्रा पैंतीस
this the kinda immature jokes we had as kids
Six Seven is deffo way better

Yeah lets go again
@unkempt gull

and bro said he's too old
just how many people are having exams
i will have UAV now
shit, I wanna have exams now
someone share me their question paper
Im 21
U sure u gonnna pass it ?
bro's younger than me
Ah
Yeah
and bills
I love paying the equivalent of $1 for the electricity, even though I'm spending worth more than $7

Lol
Skibidi
Fucking ship glithers
well that was fun
The worst part is that they never get banned 🚫
I think it’s better to wait with skin until it’s fixed or one of us switch to smoke class
Dw, you're not alone in being alone

smoke won’t do anything he’d kill thru it or just wait
Im still waiting for car company collab in codm
one already happened
Serpent unplayable until they fix ts
That's really sad honestly
Which was?
Brodie described himself
AK117 Lamborghini
What really bothers me is that they get the kuiji, they have the operator and they go and do that so others can't get him

He’s seeing trough walls but he can’t see trough smoke
I describe u
Like this behaviour is rly ratty
I WANT MERCEDES COLLAB
Chat please how do I roll faster
described urself fr
Slow ass animation
What event is this?
Y'all takin my name a lot these days
am I a public crush now or somn?
I did 1 roll and left
I don't want to sit through 170 dice throws
I want the Vargo skin
Vargass
he’d just shoot thru it or wait for the smoke to disappear
Youre our public toy
This sucks dude the Nier skin was better
Vargass agreed
there’s no real option
Nier event*
Krmass
that area has to be fixed before anything
Petition for a kfc collab on codm
Yeah smoke would help

_ 😔
.👉🏼👈🏼
We smoke then run away
And now i have to hse the vargo in ranked just to rename it too that
JoJo strat
@verbal sierra toy releases this february
me boutta launch my Plushie
I'ma buy 10 and burn all of them in a bonfire
Really Fragile material
@elder niche @grizzled cliff Lets go again
can be thrown when enraged
Shatters Satisfyingly
nah ill just loot
Oky
my biggest fan
Also throughout the years I have never seen map glitch cheaters getting banned. So they will just patch it. And those who got the skin using that they will never get banned
Please carry me in codm of duty mobile dmz recon chat
Cod of duty mobile
I'm gonna boot up the Komputah
@velvet walrus any sales on Steam?
I bought dmc5 in Christmas
@mortal cove That last platform guy was a pro player. I still don't get htf could he land after us and be pushing shotgun before the first weapon crate even opened... Fast as a mf
Playing with randoms is fr like managing a kindergarten
yes bro
You guys doing ship only?
Aight
literally lol
Ion get it either
@unkempt gull yes wanna play?
Gang
comeee
Bro no play bro focus on Studies
yeaa
Actual dumbasses they had paid extraction and high ground with legs covered
yeah lmao
Why did they jump down 😭
noobs for real
I gtg eat lunch so GG

niceee XD
I hope I get at least 10 kuiji shards
Yo
the LC10 has the best default iron sight
Vc anyone?
Yes and no recoil
2 blueprints and katana:(
i didnt use attachments yet
but ima use some jow
now
Nuh 💀
wait it actually has no recoil with no attachments what
I literally said that 😭
Yes!!! Wanna play?


@elder niche got a slot free?
Yuh
not enough free slots for soya the fat

Yess globlin is eating
Play when 
🧯
I could log on, but tablet didn't charge so I'm just sitting here waiting for it to 100%
Me too
Dem nice

Nice but mind I'm not very good

Streamers quit lobbies when they see me
Come vc if u guys can would be fun
BobbyScaresYT 
How many glitch abusers did you face
2 with mellow yesterday and 1 with goblin today
Nicee

Join
Tensa zangetsu baby
Yess
@unkempt gull youre soya right?
Yesnt
generally a lot of them this week
I’ve been killed by kuiji about 300 times
no
Skil issue
hands freezing
use molotov and then engage
Skil issue
Mine aint
Oke @elder niche
Ready to get destro- i mean destroy??
Gonna find where he lives and paint his door neon pink then slap a hello kitty sticker on it...
wanna play
Sure
yes 2 , 1 smoke and 1 gas'
Lemme get my charger rq
z
wanna use the controller? maybe today will not be as sweaty as yesterday
We going ship right?
if you want i dont mind
Yeah
Also we doing kuro base extract or ship extract?
just making sure we extract with a case:P
I mean i am down just scared i could go broke
same :((
Cuz of glitch abusers
Kade will use a controller
yeah
okie lets wait until kade hops on
Fast
I’m ready
ahh someone joined
That wasnt kade?
chat i have a question
That was kade
i dont know
🫠
ohh he changed his name
its not him because he will use a controller
Bruh
what if u bring ur own vest and a extra gun in ur backpack will it count as the loot or nah?
Shi
sed
That’s not me
@unkempt gull nova gas didn't work idk whyy
sorry that was rly unfortunate
i went to call the heli
got the invisible probe btw, maybe this will help
what happened
The other was there with me
He didnt shoot or do anything
the UAV marked only 1 player, suddenly 4 guys were there haha
He was nading himself
ohhh :(((
They came from ship
oof
so they might've been outside UAV range
I had
Beware of the red pipeline north of the ship, ppl camp in there, i was camping, i saw another team doing the same
I use hawkx3 in 2 matches to confuse some enemies 
speaking of scorestreaks
Which scorestreaks are the best in dmz
The hawk in dmz is very useful u can use it
How much range it has?
pfff
Battery has short span so can't go much further but deals good dmg to epic armor
Yea
This grandmaster lobbies sum else
Nvm imma play my way later and get some loot
The game got an update ,it says the new battle pass ,the new season is out and here?
im rly sorry bro
But nothing has chaged what
That was on me
Changed"
Should hv used so14 but my dumbahh thought i could kill him with ram
Was a bit too far awa
i feel like with a controller is even worse
Away
Did anyone got this update?
Nou
Update always comes a few days before mew update
Okay
I left him on 10 hp
Nub
But i had legendary armour he had mythic
I dont wanna use my mythic armour until b21

want me to throw mine?


@velvet walrus



Fuck yea
Yeah it is
I mean what tier is your ram
Gm
second gm
Mythic Ram to expensive 😔
floey 
I can't afford mythic guns yet
Peak strongbox coming next season
time to play br
I have bought a few but they not worth the repair cost
it's like 500k for 25% durability or something
1.5k for 100% restoration
Yup
plus trying to get a good affix with those is going to send you into debt
*the debt might take 3 generations to repay as those guns are so expensive 
Yo
An good attachments on that
I was lowk esxpectijg a new free mythi
Coming season 2
1 month?
Yeh
My exams are from 1 feb to 15
No sniper
you got my hopes up for ONE second
Chess
I hope type25 or some other gun with shit sounds
I just hope it's an ar or lmg 

or maybe an smg
i would be fuming
count your days remix
Pkm or raal would be peak
leggy
Real
Affixes good or bad?
we’ve gotten a gun from very category BUT snipers
I just want any lmg,smg or ar
DLQ plz
??
How long does it take usually for dlq diamond
I feel like getting dlq dark void
fair lol
3 AR (AK117,AK47 and amax)
SMG (Rus)
LMG (RPD)
Melee (baton)
shotgun (striker)
A day or 2
Depends on how good you are at the game
In hours
Decent
What about DMRs?
Should I grind up to get mythical sten
There's a mythical Sten?
dmz ig
Dmz
dmz has some crazy ass rewards idk about
Is dmz optimised?
too bad i don’t have the drive to grind em
Yeah I don't like the mode
very mid
Yeah I basically done all missions with good rewards
Damn
nice
I still haven't really done dmz ;-;
and tryhards who search for kui ji (in hard mode)
hmm

Do I get the weapon crate if I stop spectating and my team extract with the case?
wdym 0.9x against mythic armor
i confused
Yes
Thank god
CINNIIII
I had 2 idiotic French teammates
Legendary weapons do less damage against mythic armour
bruh
so you need mythic weapons to do max dmg to mythic armor
DARKIII

How are you?
@velvet walrus does controller still giv bot lobbies?
some dumdums using bug to go under ship and shoot ppl from under, while being fully immune
doing goood! you??
New update?
Yes
Or is it just for new mythic or somn
Ohhh
Not immune
Im good, didnt sleep much tho
Theres a very easy way to kill em
Hopefully can test new buffs and nerfs
expand


Hawk
why not??
i heard yuh
3 hours 
Jump wherever you standing and use rewind
Wait
Then you see them for 2 seconds
Then shoot and kill
Ez
And they cant see you
Uno reversed
yeah that's definitely enough to kill 4 plate mythics from above
are you sparing the tiredness for later

They cant see you
Okay so I haven't payed attention to comics since they stopped posting them in the server.
Alias is dead canonically?
send me a clip later
Yea, gonna sleep tonight around 11
fug u
Worked for me
lazy ass
Me has to work again
Nou fatty

jump and use rewind at the same time?
niceee
Yes
FINALLY

now i need to wait for the monitor
Your late
Yayayay
I beat you in smg 1v1 21-0 
Grind
It is
hm
I need carrying ong
I get like 1 crate every 3-4 games
I do not wish to try

too risky for my liking fr
Theres another way to kill em
But thats a bit risky
You wouldnt know if they are there or not
But this way you can loot them
track their ip and shoot them irl?
No
aw man
Report to fbi?
Just dont climb rope
Jump into water
There will be small compartment below
Go there use rewind
Not serpent
isn't that literally the bug spot

Heyyy
sup
Koshka buff didn’t help it super greatly for respawns
The time to aim is kinda buns now compared to before but the fire rate is like barely better than tundra
Did they nerf koshka?
You have the patch notes?
Leakers on duty
Need to run Koshka.
It’s a buff
I miss blankscopes.
And it’s all in update but it’s in leak too
Lesgooo
No no truss
In b21 if they play with squad of real players still bot lobby?
Anyone wanna play mp or br ranked?
real players
controller only works b21 solo

Spooky dooke
next cache mythic is agr
@plush gulch send me your controller
Pirate
new gun?
Eww
Hard pass
Yes new dmz blueprint acquired only got4 left to get now
@unkempt gull eliminate one hostile with a throwable, is that like contact damage or grenade explosion counts
Aug
The Australian gun
Grenade explosion
LMAO
ah this
AGR mythic is even worse than anything else we thought of
does anyone even use that thing
nope
Damn
Its an smg?
What the heck
Why no sniper 
Bro fr
I wish it was a real AUG
Like the lmg version from mw2
Bc most players can’t use a sniper
U cant even find a game
Is kinda gross looking
Only mid pirate gifs
Gib mythic koshka 
It felt pretty good to me when I mastered it
That would be so gross looking I can already tell
Balancing my loadout with 50 round cx9 and so14
It’s not a bad gun in general but it’s not meta
I just need to get a good pirate character

Real
Nah
I wasn’t expecting agr but I’ll take it
next cache mythic?
Not free 🥲
Anyone else is lagging and randomly turning around in DMZ?
Good ironsight
how does tych know though
Bro has the knowledge of gods wym
i’m surprised it’s for a weapon that hasn’t had a previous mythic, but holy the agr is an awful choice

I mean, gobo send the skin
ah so the knowledge of gods

everyone with info knows
Not awful agr is mid
Whot
Danke friend
Was for percy
Egh looks ugly
Ngl
My goobert 
idk where this info is 
i was hoping for switchblade
bruh
They could've changed some things here and there and make it a koshka
Oh nvm
💀 better tbh
wtf you’re literally in the server where all the leaks are
Hi guysss
oh
I must not be checking
Theres a wundergewehr skin, so why not slap dutch on it
fr
Dum dum

Tracyyyyy
yw
do you have that koshka
Tracerehhhy
My glasses got destroyed (and the person who destroyed it doesn't even wanna pay
)
Anyone wan dmz
Cinnaaa
Sadge
Sadddd

dude yess. it’s so satisfying
i wanna get it
Me have
You can easily get it
destroy the person life and dont pay
🤣 
Dude she already did that to me
Sue them for property damage
Slide da info
Make something small big deal
Inside the fyp
is it available in the for you?
You can get the wundergewehr
Fyp huh?
Yep
Wym fyp
Fyp cinni
It's permanently destroyed also so I can't see for a while

ahh
That reminds me
Where the cycle of legendary guns go
Borgir
He already bought it
I never renamed koshka
Have u thought about getting contacts
Wym
And I thought my brain didnt work
Too much hassle ngl
i know
hes got every sniper skin there is atp
Nope
Idk aboutbdat
Im on 3 hours of sleep
oh?
Takes a while getting used to having stuff on your eye
do you have the locus icy claws
Nope
i think that’s the name
Bro wat is the fyp
Yup
ATP I rather have a Maddox secret cache
It seems like it's gonna be itchy but I like how glasses look on me
what about dlq dark void
Maddox low key fun
Dmz loves giving me trash spawns
Nope
U got locus moon launch
Exactly
Nope
W
Get it w skun
oh, that was unexpected 😭
Skin
I have icy claws and dark void
How come?
you just happen to have a lot of sniper skins
Shit gun, shit skin.
Yeq, but not every XD
Congratulations everyone.
that one looks quite nice
Yeah plus death effect is so cool
Komi saaaan
For watt
Hi.
This is so gross though
Agreed

Spicy looking aah
Yeahh, gives hell divers vibe
Its literally called for you
Ooooh dis shi

Another draw i have my eyes on
flying dutchman
The t25?
I forgot but 0 cp 🥲
IT IS
The artery
Me hab 14
I have t25 mythic
Ahhh valid
it reminds me of space
Looks gross..
My fav leggy sniper is probably gonna be very controvercial
Is goofy
If codm is alive by next double cp and I'm still playing. I may get dlq
Which is?
Mine is and has always been dlq holidays
That i have
Red comet looks better than whatever that is
Also, why the fuck would even someone break glasses
which is..? 
Uno momento
Joined a 49-39 and ended up 2nd lol
I just watched this.
@mortal cove do you have dlq advanced artillery
Nope
Dang almost leggy

@ocean granite @slow mountain this my fav (yes ik people hate it but idc)
impossible
what happened to bros exams
Wym impossible
This is the dlq right?
Nop
is that bass booster
Nop
hmm
Nop
Arctic 50
OHHHH
i was so certain you’d have it

I was gonna say that but it looks so much like the dlq that’s out rn
advanced artillery?
People judge me for liking this Arctic 50 leggy
Nah, you can literally check my inventory

why though
it's literally your preference
I mean i get the people that judge me when I abuse them with it in ranked
But the rest have no reason to judge meh
What’s this?
they're just doing it for the sake of it ig
Locus?
Ah, I see.
Zodiac Acrtic 50 leggy
Foxy one I suppose.
Noh I didnt get that one sadly ;-;
Foxes kinda ruined for me
14000
Nah, the next secret cache mythic is absolute trash 🚮
Is very pretty
and very smooth to use
Fax.
Knew it was gonna be mid but didnt expect it to be that mid
Devs should give leggy skins in BP at this point.
AGR is just...eugh
To make up with this trashy Aug.
Don’t get me wrong - I love AUG in games, in CODM it’s trash.
It’s an abomination of AR and SMG.
Thats cause AUG in other games is actually good ;-;
When you expect someting good in codm, they give you something trash
Codm version is just...meh at best
Real
Not bad but mid
Yah should give smg
@worthy dune Thanks for cracking the code 
Tomorrow
nw
tych did what to the code
Suddenly people aren't that upset about KN legacy anymore. Everyone hating the AGR mythic now 

If your main complaint is about reticle size, you can make it smol.
Cracked it like an egg
Yuh mabey aug stats are getting updated next season
Or chonky
tych found out the next mythic cache weapon skin

no agr balance changes for next season
No no the effect and skin
Lalacat still isn’t the top server emoji…
Sadge then
🥀
Top 
Nothing happening for it except a minor buff this season that doesn't change it at all
Discord has an mpreg reaction problem
Next top is 
What's the top?
How can one see top emojis?
oh nvm
<- this should be top of the server.

Negligible though
Wahhh
Oh nvm
if we're being real, it's
⭐
Ah ok
They could've chosen better
and it'll always be star
Next top 

My top emoji of 2025 was ⭐

These my favorite
Frfr
I mean i knew they wouldnt take anything thats in the meta or even submeta.



Bilemo

Me, You, and LiBlaze
L of Duty.
Most likely no one will use the aug
My reaction to the next weapon cache.
Who liblaze?
Lmao
Do yourself a favor and go try it out. If they do, you'll get easy wins in ranked.
Lightning blaze



Moe moe
I see
Lmao
Calutycaluty
@amber fiber
I think so
I see
No fr you need to try it out to see just how mid it is.
SKS buff feels like a nerf wtf
TFK joins the Maid Cafe
Ik how mid it is
Shitment will be updated to lunar new year theme.
Going top 5k is hard, took me 3 days just to go 10k points
Hooray.

Why they do my beautiful SKS like this
Nice
Shoulda given us the Ghostment in Halloween tho
Next cache mythic guys
Can't be a maid.
-
I do not listen to people or submit to the idea of being inferior or serving.
-
I have a beard and im taller than probably every maid on the planet
Saw
wtf
Thats kinda cool I have to admit
@jade basalt 
Even the inspection is shit no way
I know pirate mty is getting it
I mean it’s free everyone is getting it
Well its from an entirely diff game what do you expect
Yuh but still 
Made you say Moe Moe tho
Successfully lured James and TFK
MTY is the only one left.
Which one
Now I hope the next one will be the tundra mastercraft 
But f2p players will be happy to get that mythic
Mw
Cache mythic is next next season though
Yes!!!!
Idek what it means
Is Lazarus mythic W or L btw?
Kinda both
hmmm
He looks like him
Wait wat?
Fold War
I forgot the name
Oh nvm
It’s not the season in 2 days is the season after
Tree guy?
It’s season 1 not season 6
Next season on 2 days ? 💀
What will we do with a Drunken Sailor,
What will we do with a Drunken Sailor,
What will we do with a Drunken Sailor?
Early in the Morning!
He is a massive L.
Looks they asked a 12 year old to design the literal interpretation of "edge lord emo"
No
1
Then wym 2 days
Huh 💀
Honestly, Me Neither
Next season is in a couple days, season 6. But cache mythic is coming season 1 in a month
I don't have a leggy in mp or br
The fact they couldn’t nuke while 3 stacked❤️🩹
Nub
Ohhh
After season 6 is season 1 as the year resets
Bloodred Igris
Don't get time to grind
You should’ve nuked 😎
Ic

Bore nuke
Was playing obj + 3 sks on my ass
Sks/so14
Ohp no good
SKS buff doesn’t feel right
@snow spoke I pinged 
Turned my 2 tap into a 3 tap
My gun was buggin😭
Yeah some mythics w the dmz camo it does that
Pink Blade
Same shit happened
Looks better though
Lmao
Mine was fully pink
Yes found that out the hard way
Yup season 1 in tomorrow
Damn. Mine just looked fuckin chopped
Same shit happened to me t19 back when Aurora camo dropped
No way leggy streak gone
My spear was full pink
That's awesome lmao
just check the top of channel list
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