codm-discussion

[limber walrus]

poltergeist is peak asf in duos or solos, top 5 easily

[velvet walrus]

despefarto meta >>>>

[night charm]

Trap master is good if you have the upgrade chip

[bronze sigil]

fk that shit

[limber walrus]

ik smoke bomber better but I like instant activation

[vernal jasper]

anyways youre playing with me next season

[willow raptor]

The damn shield turret does too much damage

[bronze sigil]

bro forgot all those deaths

[willow raptor]

in which mode

[night charm]

Shild is good also

Against teams

[vernal jasper]

any, i dont mind

[night charm]

Medic is a must have in team

[limber walrus]

oh yeah my friend used to shield spam

[median totem]

Agree, its just a really op class if one knows how to use especially in solo v squad

[velvet walrus]

bro forgot we joined the dark side

[night charm]

Only for protection

The flash is bad now

[limber walrus]

mhm I solo v squad for clips so thats another reason

[willow raptor]

They nerfed it? Damn

[median totem]

Isnt defender toxic

[night charm]

Only lasting 1 sec , also it doesn't stunt so bad now

[vernal jasper]

[bronze sigil]

ngl we havent used the dark side as much as it was used against us 💔

[vernal jasper]

ehem

[limber walrus]

its so peak to knock one, then poltergeist in their faces so they think youre rubbing, then pop another nearly immediately

[night charm]

Yep . Less flash and less stunt

[limber walrus]

[willow raptor]

I see

[night charm]

Only good for protection

[velvet walrus]

bc it got nerfed

[vernal jasper]

wanna talk about it @bronze sigil

[willow raptor]

I will meta abuse

[bronze sigil]

wot was the nerf

[velvet walrus]

we however abused the shit of bullet immunity glitch

[bronze sigil]

[vernal jasper]

excuse me what

[night charm]

Medic is top, always. Ninja is meh, mid

[velvet walrus]

fire rate

[night charm]

Or a speed increase class

[bronze sigil]

me the honorable sacrifice

[limber walrus]

only been 4 days

[bronze sigil]

[limber walrus]

😭 😭 😭

[willow raptor]

Yap too much

[vernal jasper]

lol

you yap too much

[limber walrus]

im nearly at my old peak

[candid sedge]

[limber walrus]

1k msgs per day

[candid sedge]

we cooked

[vernal jasper]

@bronze sigil

[velvet walrus]

do s?u

[vernal jasper]

@willow raptor i can show you the glitch

[night charm]

Igniter class is toxic

No skill

[willow raptor]

[vernal jasper]

its been in the game for forever now

[limber walrus]

medic just needs the instant hp bonus removed and a slower recharge

[median totem]

Ravage launcher too

[limber walrus]

preach

igniter bots should delete the game

[velvet walrus]

np

[analog coral]

bro sent more messages in 4 days than I did in the last year

[limber walrus]

at least it isn’t good

[analog coral]

holy yapper

[limber walrus]

igniter unfortunately is

very good

[vernal jasper]

ew igniter

[bronze sigil]

had to enable strimmer mode js for ts

[limber walrus]

I keep dying in building bc im low after I knock them and their pack still works while downed 💀 💀 💀

like dawg

[vernal jasper]

who needs skills when you can hipfire with a sniper

[night charm]

In a way, the devs slowed the rate of the medic healing you and the armor too m it's slower now

[limber walrus]

you need medic to counter it

[vernal jasper]

am i right @bronze sigil

[limber walrus]

thats good at least

[night charm]

But wider range

[bronze sigil]

wot pack

[limber walrus]

igniter

[bronze sigil]

[analog coral]

how does bro yap that much

[bronze sigil]

alca days

[analog coral]

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

[limber walrus]

it lasts as long as theyre downed still smh

[bronze sigil]

ohh yea fk igniter

[limber walrus]

it aint allat much trust trust

[vernal jasper]

[limber walrus]

I mean, my old account had 180k in 10 months

[bronze sigil]

didnt it get buffed

[limber walrus]

I was muted for about 2 of those 10 months

[bronze sigil]

idk wht the buff was

[limber walrus]

yes

[analog coral]

I have 3500 in 15 months

[bronze sigil]

but it was right after i reinstalled

[night charm]

Also, you can abuse medic. A revived teammate can pick a secondary medic class. You will see teams with two medics

[limber walrus]

in 15 montbs I’ll be no1 on the server lb history dawg

[velvet walrus]

no

[limber walrus]

😭 🙏 😭 🙏

[night charm]

Isn't patch yet

[velvet walrus]

that got patched

[limber walrus]

kms

[velvet walrus]

long time ago

[analog coral]

yeah because you yap too much

[night charm]

Still is

[limber walrus]

just too goated

[night charm]

Nope, I did it this season

[analog coral]

at yapping

[velvet walrus]

ur not a reliable source

i call bs

[median totem]

I once saw cod narco facing a full squad equipped with classes like igniter, ravage launcher, defender and emp drone chasing him. Lol it was so toxic that he quit playing next game and started playing BF

[vernal jasper]

ok, how many top 5k badges do we have here

[velvet walrus]

more than 1

[night charm]

Narco Is getting gramp gramp fingers now. Reflex slower

[median totem]

Narco isnt even a pro, he is just a decent player

[limber walrus]

yessir

[night charm]

Also toxic classes enemy teams is so bad tho

[limber walrus]

alongside being goated at everything

[limber walrus]

unfortunately

I suffer from american syndrome

[night charm]

Calculated, I mean he was. Now he is just casual

[limber walrus]

too fat of an ego, id be a much better player without it

[hoary meteor]

[velvet walrus]

not goated at everything fr

[night charm]

Narco , yes

Don't over yourself too much. There is always a bigger fish

Also stop trash talking

[willow raptor]

Be humble

[hoary meteor]

Time to play calming game of war thunder

[willow raptor]

[night charm]

https://tenor.com/view/mw2-soap-russian-badger-funny-edit-gif-7945134629265725348

[velvet walrus]

only person getting trash talked are arabs

[analog coral]

paradox detected

[hoary meteor]

Ghostyy

[analog coral]

how the heck is wt calming

[night charm]

[night charm]

Above 2.0 you r cooked

[willow raptor]

I will trash talk all those spanish speaking monkeys that are shit

[velvet walrus]

approved

[limber walrus]

me when Im at 10 hp with an smg and push the guy on a 40m headglitch with a t63

🔥 🔥 🔥

[analog coral]

[candid sedge]

someone more loot goblin than me

[night charm]

There is no sbmm in War thunder. You can be a new player playing at 2.0 battle ratting Against a 80 lvl players

[analog coral]

impossible

[velvet walrus]

theres always someone fatter

[night charm]

Only battle ratting

[velvet walrus]

[night charm]

Which is tuff to get your head around

[analog coral]

unless you're the fattest the number 1 on lb

[night charm]

You can try chicom in br too

[velvet walrus]

when ur on a #1 bot killers in codm competition and ur against br and dmz lb players

[night charm]

A beast in hipfire

[analog coral]

fr though
serpent is full of npc
idk about b21 though

[willow raptor]

Chicom or tec 9 for br? (burst of course)

[limber walrus]

I did

[night charm]

I can give you a build for chicom

Guarantee team wiper

[limber walrus]

ttk was a little lacking but I loved how its hipfire was fine at like 50m

[velvet walrus]

u can get 100% bot lobbies with controller in b21
Unlike serpent

[willow raptor]

I squadwiped top 10 117 with a ground loot chicom

[median totem]

Damn, are RedMagic phones or tablets even allowed to play CODM? You can literally make the Type 63 fire like an AR using the built-in settings on a RedMagic device.

[night charm]

Low dmg

[velvet walrus]

1 real player in dmz controller lobbies every 20-50 games

[analog coral]

so with controller you can get a full bot lobby? '

[limber walrus]

if I dont already have one myself isleep got me covered so im good

[velvet walrus]

yes

[analog coral]

huge money farm

[limber walrus]

but ik its mono marksman 5mw mercfg 51r

[velvet walrus]

thats what i did

at least 300m farmed in b21

[analog coral]

absolute money farmer

[median totem]

Yea. Emulators are full of bot lobbies

[velvet walrus]

10m in avg too

[velvet walrus]

i got the bad luck of going against #3 dmz lb too

[analog coral]

damn

[regal drum]

Hello

[amber fiber]

Hello people

[median totem]

Damn they even released a legendary for the chicom as well?

[velvet walrus]

last year

[night charm]

Hello lightingB gatto

[limber walrus]

mono better

I used flash guard at first too tho

[amber fiber]

Hello Posted

[night charm]

For distance , yes

[limber walrus]

as the secondsry reward to a leggy character yeah

[amber fiber]

Gatito

[limber walrus]

in general

the hipfire difference isn’t at all noticeable

but the ttk falls off fast so 25% is a lot

[night charm]

I use hipfire, but the chicom hit flinch is bad

[limber walrus]

like literally
with mods it was tight at 40m+

😭 😭

[night charm]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cats-memes-i-love-gif-14945610996281344310

[limber walrus]

flashguard doing nothing within monos range

[velvet walrus]

me waiting for 2026 deco

[jade basalt]

i should have played fpp br years ago.

[night charm]

No vertical recoil ak47

For br

[velvet walrus]

u will be bored asf if u do

unless u enjoy killing bots

[limber walrus]

have you uh

tried caliber ammo before

[jade basalt]

wehn bored, i dmz or do some dumb clan wars

[night charm]

5.65?

[median totem]

Is that the kuromaku skin?

[limber walrus]

I wish it didnt habe trash shake

[limber walrus]

yeah

postbuff

[night charm]

Yes, faster

I use it but I like the damage at distance

[velvet walrus]

clan war is boring after a year

[limber walrus]

just less punishing and more noticeable aa

ttk is about the same

[night charm]

Cross mapping at 50+ meters

Very stable

[night charm]

It got buffed?

I will try it

[limber walrus]

a bit back

before mag b was better

now its just an easier version

[night charm]

37 damage is cool too

[limber walrus]

negligible ttk diffs

[velvet walrus]

never use an ak with m4 model trust

[night charm]

33, damn

[jade basalt]

reminds me, @vernal jasper if u r looking for a clan that does not do clan wars, and u get access to the stoor u r invited to join mine

[calm cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[night charm]

Before it was 37

Now is 33

[vernal jasper]

oh, ok

[willow raptor]

I will join yours

[velvet walrus]

u will join silentlofd

[jade basalt]

plz do, just dont ask any one to do clan wars

[willow raptor]

I will not join silent on garena

[velvet walrus]

wat if they do

[hard olive]

Clans are pointless without clan wars.

[willow raptor]

I don't do clan wars anyways

[jade basalt]

no one will,

[verbal musk]

Expect us

[willow raptor]

[limber walrus]

😭

[velvet walrus]

u will post a pepega

[willow raptor]

Bored is silent confirmed

[jade basalt]

this server is humorless without u

[verbal musk]

[velvet walrus]

[willow raptor]

[hard olive]

Ok.

[half anvil]

3 pepegas

[median totem]

Damn i really like the kuromaku skin for Ak 47 it just sounds too good

[hard olive]

But there's really no reason to join a clan if you don't do clan wars.

[jade basalt]

[night charm]

Not the only legendary I wanted to have

The rest, lucky

[jade basalt]

u r not james, u call urself james

[hard olive]

Ok.

[jade basalt]

we are a peaceful clan , with a few top rated players, who do nt do clan wars,

and we are in the best codm discord server.

and above all, we are friends.

[hard olive]

Ok?

[jade basalt]

i know u find teh concept of online friend difficult to understand,

[median totem]

U have a clan?

[jade basalt]

read the lines

We are anything, but a clan.

[vocal jolt]

[night charm]

Okey chicom chill down , don't disrespect ak117

I haven't played br in weeks, but the point is there

Chicom = monster

At close distance is a demon

Thats medium distance in clip

[hard olive]

9 people.. Pro 3?

[verbal musk]

[amber fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-doggy-jump-bite-rah-gif-16579809368338670257

[night charm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-licking-pixel-cat-black-cat-purple-and-black-gif-10756995320858353175

M16 meta?

Don't show this to @half anvil

[graceful rivet]

Hello people I've not played in 4 years, what happened.

[median totem]

What’s the best way to prove to someone that your gun is better than their’s? 1v1 challenge? Or are there better ways?

[jade basalt]

ur account might have got deleted

[night charm]

We got an extraction mode called DMZ. The rest is the same

[night charm]

Nah after 7+ years

[graceful rivet]

It hasn't, I checked recently, but will they start doing that ever?

[jade basalt]

show pictures, duh

[graceful rivet]

Will they ever delete inactive accounts?

[median totem]

Pictures the what? The 1v1 duel ?

[jade basalt]

cause its inactive

[jade basalt]

no, show me pics of both builds/skins, i will ask ai

[graceful rivet]

I'm telling you, right now they don't delete accounts

Even if they're inactive

[jade basalt]

how are u so sure?

[night charm]

Stats

[median totem]

I dont think asking ai is the best way to test whether a gun is better than the other. 1v1 duel in shipment is a much better way

[night charm]

Weapon stats, recoil, damage profile, ads, etc

[jade basalt]

in a lan, not over wifi accross the continent

[hard olive]

Stats mean nothing.

[graceful rivet]

I played between 2020 and 2021, then end of 2023

[hard olive]

So?

[night charm]

Yeah. The sensitivity does everything

You need good sensitivity

[graceful rivet]

I just come back here every 2 years and ask "what happened" because people either say "nothing" or "everything"

[hard olive]

You expect us to recap the last 5 years for you?

[jade basalt]

there are many features that work as variable factors

[graceful rivet]

No, I expect you to tell me nothing interesting happened

[median totem]

Ak 117 vs krig 6.

[night charm]

Nothing happens. We recently got a new mode and that's it

[graceful rivet]

Exactly

[night charm]

Also free guns, 2025 was the year of free stuff

[jade basalt]

show us the builds with skins used

[hard olive]

And new guns.

Free legendary items, free mythic ak117..

But that's it.

[night charm]

2025 was the year of free stuff

[median totem]

Cant share skin here i dont have access maybe

[graceful rivet]

oh my God, I guess that's changed. I could never imagine asking chatgpt for codm tips

that's so fucking dumb

[night charm]

Like 5 legendary guns and 1 mythic

All free, but grindable

Long grind

[jade basalt]

u will be suprised

if u r open to suprises

[graceful rivet]

back in my day...

[jade basalt]

how ago was that

[graceful rivet]

back in my day you had to wait for shipment to be an event or you couldnt play the map!

[night charm]

Shipment 1944, yes

[jade basalt]

u mean ppl who are 81 yrs old?

[graceful rivet]

shipment 2019 is the current shipment

back in my day there was no shipment 2019!!! ok i mean for a little bit

[night charm]

The map name lmao

[jade basalt]

mal

[night charm]

Map map

[graceful rivet]

idk when they added shipment

[night charm]

Map layout

[jade basalt]

can i plz send u a lli and force u to watch it asap ?

[graceful rivet]

I think I remember watching that when it released

[night charm]

Shipment 1944 was the older one I think

The one from events, 10v10s

[graceful rivet]

Yes, before the new shipment, having shipment 1944 was an event mode

[jade basalt]

if u like shipment, go look up that vid

[graceful rivet]

whats the best sniper now

[jade basalt]

or if u hate it

[jade basalt]

3 line or tundra

[graceful rivet]

back in my day people glazed tundra just cause it was new

[jade basalt]

probably still that

[graceful rivet]

back in my day ak117 was the best ar for battle royale, and grau for multiplayer

[median totem]

I shared in the codm gallery. Can u tell which is better gun? Ak 117 vs krig 6?

[night charm]

Yessir

[jade basalt]

#codm-gallery

[night charm]

Nah, meta

Was op

[graceful rivet]

i think it was fake speed

[night charm]

Now you can shoot the chest and get 80 damage info

[median totem]

Yea its op. Even codm champions players use it

[graceful rivet]

You scoped fast but it would take time to shoot

[night charm]

The build matters

[jade basalt]

what mode u play ?

[night charm]

Krig 6 is good in br

[median totem]

I play both but this for BR mainly

[night charm]

If you have the Mythic, it's better

[jade basalt]

if u think ai is dumb, do the opposite

[night charm]

Prime Krig 6 was the first toxic meta in br, cross mapping ppl at 50+ meters with 30 bullets

[jade basalt]

what did uthink of the vid?

[turbid sluice]

117 is still goated for BR regardless of nerf. Not the best long range option but still cooks

[jade basalt]

u wana try the so14 in an about 2/3 hours

[hard olive]

You can't compare the SO14 to the AK117..

[velvet walrus]

^

[turbid sluice]

Thanks man, I did this morning a bit. if you play later tonight (it's 19:22 here) I might hop on for a couple f4A

[vocal jolt]

[vocal jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-puppet-pie-apple-pie-dessert-pies-gif-27061798

[turbid sluice]

I do compare it with Oden. Maybe it's the draggish gameplay and Tap potential. It would be even more goated if it had a firerate closer to oden in full auto, just a couple notches slower imo

[elder niche]

[elder niche]

[hard olive]

Don't you need to use claw to use the SO14 effectively?

You don't need to with any AR/SMG..

[elder niche]

[elder niche]

Yes it's much easier. Kinda difficult to play with this weapon or sks while using 2-3 thumbs

[turbid sluice]

Just like snipers, unless you hard scope, I have the almighty Tap to ADS + Release to fire. I do use 3 fingers occasionally (left hip fire). But yes claw is what you want if you really want to slay. Too old for that shit

[elder niche]

Nice

[hard olive]

That's what I figured. Kinda silly to suggest it when someone comments about an AR.

[elder niche]

@jade basalt are you also MIA ? 🎇 🎆

[turbid sluice]

I knew a girl with 3 thumbs... from Bristol...

[hard olive]

https://tenor.com/view/but-you-don't-by-any-chance-happen-tohave-six-fingers-on-your-right-hand-the-princess-bride-hindi-kulfy-gif-16721539297110823070

[elder niche]

[turbid sluice]

To be fair, Oden is kinda borderline as an AR.

[hard olive]

It's no less an AR than the LAG or MOW.

[elder niche]

Devs' favourite weapon

[elder niche]

[turbid sluice]

If oden had sniper amos... UZi-less

[vocal jolt]

damn

[turbid sluice]

BTW still no leaks regarding the lava remix replacement? I've been spamming that question

[hard olive]

I haven't heard anything, but then again, I'm not looking.

You'd be better off asking in the LOD server.

They'd know before we would.

[turbid sluice]

I check them on meta but nada yet

Another nerf for USS and Tundra

[willow raptor]

[hard olive]

I wanna see the AGR get buffed into meta status.

[turbid sluice]

QQ9 buff might hint return, though it was on at the same time as the BP50i think

[limber walrus]

from hell to heaven ahh

bottom 5 smgs rn

[willow raptor]

I would like to see that happen

[snow spoke]

Good run?

I'll say ass

[limber walrus]

currently no, only ranked reward

[hard olive]

That's exactly why. I rarely gets any love.

[limber walrus]

if they just fixed the aimshake itd instantly be usable

[snow spoke]

Waiting for 3 minutes straight

[narrow merlin]

[snow spoke]

@limber walrus me noob dmz kk chill

[turbid sluice]

Buff to Striker... that thing is already spamming BR

[hard olive]

A guy like you, complaining about aim shake? I'm shocked.

[limber walrus]

do you shoot every npc or smth

[turbid sluice]

Free + Buff = guaranteed annoyance

[limber walrus]

thats last seasons patchnnotes

[snow spoke]

🙂‍↕️

[limber walrus]

and didnt affect br

it got nerfed in br after the pellet buff

[limber walrus]

dint bother

just run past

[limber walrus]

im a recoilwhore

[turbid sluice]

fuck you're right... good then

[limber walrus]

and hate any shake or bad irons

[snow spoke]

They hit so I hit back I got anger issues

[limber walrus]

but even outside of my preference

agr is just hell to use

[limber walrus]

[hard olive]

Almost done.

[willow raptor]

What's the worst weapon in game rn

[snow spoke]

Don't worry me no bite u if u buy me locus moon launch

[median totem]

Echo

[light fulcrum]

Hard or normal on DMZ

[snow spoke]

Guh i keep getting kicked out

[snow spoke]

Norm

[willow raptor]

[snow spoke]

Bro 💀

[hard olive]

I'm just doing it via browser on my PC. Even the app version on my PC kicks me out.

[snow spoke]

W

[turbid sluice]

CODM generated approximately $274.7 million in revenue during 2025, across all versions of the game. And yet the audio com is still fucked

[snow spoke]

U got pc

I aing got one

[hard olive]

I really hate all the audio issues this season.

[snow spoke]

Imma buy new phone

[median totem]

Which one

[limber walrus]

I can’t view the achievement list, jts glitched for me

[snow spoke]

I keep my phone sound disabled when i play

[limber walrus]

10080 is like

[willow raptor]

They spent their time on a new mode nobody asked for

[snow spoke]

Tasty fr i got 50 left

[willow raptor]

A week

[limber walrus]

delta force grosses 4x that much

[vocal jolt]

[limber walrus]

so devs dont care about codm

[willow raptor]

[limber walrus]

absolutely insane

[snow spoke]

OnePlus nord ce5

[vocal jolt]

[median totem]

I still dont enjoy DF as much as codm tho

[light fulcrum]

[turbid sluice]

They probably had to do something with the dev team of WZ after shutting down... behold DMZ...

contractually

[light fulcrum]

[snow spoke]

Gn gang imma sleep

[vocal jolt]

[analog coral]

gn

[vocal jolt]

[turbid sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/bar-rescue-jon-taffer-goodnight-gif-13995651

[median totem]

Are red magic devices really that good? Anyone ever used it?

[hard olive]

They are that good.

I've never used one.

[turbid sluice]

as long as you dont let them swim...

[hard olive]

A few people here have their phones.

[median totem]

The main advantage I see with this phone for CODM is that it can run 144 FPS in MP ranked while ipad is still stuck at max 120 fps.

[turbid sluice]

120fps is already goated.

[half anvil]

You are talking to the guy who's been maining m16 for 6 years

[half anvil]

Thats because iPad cant go above 120 at all. Its physically impossible for something with a 120hz to have 144 frames

[tardy anvil]

those extra frames really don't do much

[half anvil]

Main benefit on redmagic is sustained performance

[tardy anvil]

something like honor win has 185 hz. even if codm supported that, it's not going to do that much

[tardy anvil]

I mean I think ipads have really good sustained performance too

main advantage of phone is much more like "portable"

[plucky zephyr]

Anyone legendary in DMZ wanna play

[half anvil]

M series runs hotter than redmagic after a while. Main advantage of redmagic is the fact that it has active ans passive cooling

[tardy anvil]

that's fair

[half anvil]

Yup. More stable frame rates basically

[tardy anvil]

I've never had any performance issues on my m1 though

[plucky zephyr]

Me neither

M4

[tardy anvil]

and I used to play really long hours in college

[plucky zephyr]

Only time it really heats up is DMZ

Cause of poor
Optimization ig

[half anvil]

My redmagic remains constant even in DMZ

[plucky zephyr]

Didn’t say frame drops

[tardy anvil]

oh you have a red magic?

[plucky zephyr]

Heating

More noticeable

[half anvil]

Worth mentioning redmagic is purely if you want gaming performance. Regular everyday life its meh

[half anvil]

I was talking about heating as well

[half anvil]

Ye got it a while back

[tardy anvil]

I mean I think if performance is all you cared about, ipads still win for codm any day

[limber walrus]

if phones

[half anvil]

Assuming the optimization is there

[tardy anvil]

not exactly a fair comparison though

[limber walrus]

theres better options flr redmagics always

[half anvil]

True

[limber walrus]

ipads are most optimized as well

yes

but

[tardy anvil]

I should say tablets

[limber walrus]

m chips simply mog any snapdragon

wouldnt matter anyway

[half anvil]

Yes but not necessarily well optimized. DMZ exists lol

[tardy anvil]

I mean tablets are more powerful than phones, and they're bigger

[limber walrus]

no

[tardy anvil]

and truly I don't think ipads against phones is fair at all, but hey, no cod-ipad just yet

[half anvil]

The thing that makes ipad vs any phone comparison unfair is the fact that the iPad is running a laptop chipset

[limber walrus]

teh triggers might be op for semis but thas all

youll find better phones for $300+ cheaper

[tardy anvil]

well, I think the screen is the biggest reason why it's unfair

[limber walrus]

some will still say ipad isn’t p2w bc it has less peripherals and you have to hold it firther

somehow

[tardy anvil]

??

[plucky zephyr]

iPad p2w

[tardy anvil]

hold it further?

[half anvil]

Bigger screen obv better tf

[limber walrus]

according to one dude yeah

[median totem]

Yea so are the gaming tablets like the astra

[half anvil]

Was he by any chance dropped as an infant?

[limber walrus]

ipad is just better than any tablet

[limber walrus]

probably atp

[tardy anvil]

also about air triggers and such on phone, does anyone actually use them for codm?

[half anvil]

The main thing counting in iPad favor is ultimately the chipset

[tardy anvil]

all my fingers are assigned either joysticks or multiple buttons

[half anvil]

Phone processors cant compete with M series

[tardy anvil]

would probably have to go 6 fingers to use triggers

[limber walrus]

true lol

[half anvil]

I disabled mine

[tardy anvil]

I don't really see the appeal honestly

there's just too many buttons in codm for you to assign 1 finger to a single button

[half anvil]

I never did. It seems like it would feel awkward for big hands

[tardy anvil]

that's true too

[calm plover]

mlem

[half anvil]

Mlem

[hard olive]

Someone has a free Model F keyboard they're giving away.. but it's had some liquid damage.

That sucks.

..and it's an hour away.

[calm plover]

cleaning and fixing liquid damaged keyboard isnt really that hard but even if fixed and cleaned perfectly it might have some "brain damage" if you understand what i mena

[half anvil]

We lost Nemo again

[hard olive]

Jim Carrey inducted Soundgarden into the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame? Seems like an odd choice.

[mortal cove]

spilled my coffee on my keyboard twice, still going fine

[hard olive]

Trent Reznor inducted The Cure.. Iggy Pop inducted Nine Inch Nails..

[half anvil]

I like Jim Carrey but yeah doesn't really seem like the right person

[half anvil]

I have never spilled anything a keyboard cause im paranoid about ruining an expensive keyboard

[mortal cove]

mine is like 20 euro's

[half anvil]

I will not answer

[mortal cove]

can't be bothered

[tardy anvil]

whoah red magic tablet

[mortal cove]

300 euro's

[mortal cove]

gib

me need

[tardy anvil]

kinda sick

[mortal cove]

yes yes

should get it for me

me cramp when play to long

[tardy anvil]

codm featured on the website? you already know

[hard olive]

I was looking into getting a Nova.. but I hear there's a newer one called Astra.

[little basin]

[tardy anvil]

yeah this is the one

costs like $500 apparently

which is definitely cheaper than an ipad

[hard olive]

-ish.

[candid sedge]

i dont see anything different between these 2 img

[half anvil]

Its cool ngl but tablets feel weird to me. Im just not used to them because they never interested me much

[tardy anvil]

oh...

[tardy anvil]

well they are videos

[candid sedge]

oh

[tardy anvil]

you gotta try one

[median totem]

Its much better to game on a tablet than on a phone tho

[tardy anvil]

takes maybe 1-2 weeks to get used to

but I think it's really not even close

[half anvil]

I do this for fun. Im not that serious about it.

[tardy anvil]

take any phoone player, put them on ipad, and they'll see a noticeable performance bump

[half anvil]

I feel like it would still be awkward for me because id have to completely re learn my hud

[median totem]

Shadow blade? Whats that?

[tardy anvil]

not really actually

you don't have to go crazy on a brand new hud with 4 more fingers haha

when I switched to ipad, I just plopped my phone hud on

[mortal cove]

i have a 6 finger hud for tablet which is 1 finger extra compared to my phone hud

[tardy anvil]

it's pretty intuitive to switch, all your muscle memory is still there

[median totem]

Is this tablet better than the ipad? Any unfair advantages?

[willow raptor]

[half anvil]

No I mean id have to work out where go put my hands because my hud atm is based around my limited movement in index finger and having to hold my phone as well.

[hard olive]

Higher frame rates.

[candid sedge]

i just put 6 fingers on the ipad

and then put the buttons on where my fingers are

[tardy anvil]

I guess you don't get to anchor your fingers on the top anymore

but you just wrap them on the side

[candid sedge]

or get an ipad stand

[tardy anvil]

this is my hud, and it's pretty obvious how I hold it haha

[half anvil]

Yeah id have to completely figure out how to use my hud from scratch lol

[tardy anvil]

I think it's definitely worth though

[candid sedge]

takes a week at most honestly

u got more space its gonna be much easier

[tardy anvil]

unless you want to play tournaments, ipads are just better

true pay to win

[candid sedge]

and u can play dmz

[half anvil]

Well Idoubt id ever take codm as seriously as I do wz so for now I domt think I need a tablet

[tardy anvil]

fair enough

[median totem]

Is that the reason why even trash players like bobby can also drop a nuke in ranked since he uses the ipad?

[candid sedge]

yes but bobby aint trash

[willow raptor]

Bobby isn't 'trash'

[half anvil]

Bobbert

Please I beg of you always refer to him as Bobbert

[half anvil]

Maybe. Still.

[willow raptor]

He does happen to be one them content creators that I went against in ranked

[candid sedge]

ipad buff

all skill

[half anvil]

I believe they want to go to next hard point lmao

[median totem]

He is compared to players like Rebalo aerith or vague

[calm cargo]

Who is that speaking into a garbage can of a mic

[candid sedge]

that guy apparently couldnt move the whole game

[calm cargo]

[candid sedge]

a random

[half anvil]

Bruh

[candid sedge]

he was screaming the whole match but wasnt moving

[calm cargo]

[candid sedge]

💀

[half anvil]

I dont want to be rude but Aerith is like low t2 at best

[candid sedge]

peak team mate

[half anvil]

LMAO

[median totem]

Really? Using the uss9 with a red dot scope?

[half anvil]

Dude saw the "im holding this point" message and took it personal

[willow raptor]

Ive heard from people here that went against aerith that shes ass

[tardy anvil]

I think she's definitely high t2

her gunskill is pretty good

[willow raptor]

[hard olive]

She's a shitty winner though.

Her ego is repellant.

[candid sedge]

i need it for sweaty lobbys

i was losing hard

[tardy anvil]

maybe haha, I haven't really seen much of her content

I did go up against her a few times though

gunskill is better than mine probably

[plucky zephyr]

I’m washed otherwise I used to be pretty good

[half anvil]

Eh..debatable tbh.

Would be easier to judge if I had her in EU lobbies. But the few times ive seen her play against other t2s ik she was kinda underperforming. Might be an off day/match idk but from what I've seen she's good yes, but not high t2 imo

Speaking of

She nuked phantom a while back

[median totem]

She plays on ipad with mythic skins, a complete p2w package.

[half anvil]

I need to tease him for that

[tardy anvil]

lol

[candid sedge]

no shit

[limber walrus]

highly doubt that

[errant matrix]

Capt Obvious

[limber walrus]

im better than her and youre better than me

[candid sedge]

you realise how every dmz content creator is on ipad 💀

game mode lowkey unplayable for phone

[half anvil]

What you planning on becoming a cc now?

[candid sedge]

i kinda could

[half anvil]

Fine for me the times I actually bother to play it

[candid sedge]

how to play a dmz b21 match and get 0 mythics

[limber walrus]

ive gone against all of them

vague is the only pro there

rebalo is washed beyonf that status now

[half anvil]

Lol

[limber walrus]

bobby and aerith havent had actual comp experience

[errant matrix]

Dozzy is good as well ngl

[limber walrus]

bobby is also not even very good

[candid sedge]

noah sunday's aim

omg it was a beam

he was jumping and got 100% accuracy on this guy across the corridor

[limber walrus]

vague > rebalo > aerith > bobby easily

[median totem]

Yea i wonder why none of them use the astra tablet even tho most of them got sponsored by red magic instead of the ipad ?

[limber walrus]

bc its much worse

[tardy anvil]

you think so?

[half anvil]

Also because streaming more optimized from iOS

[candid sedge]

littleB lowkey a loot goblin

[limber walrus]

yeah, ive gone against her on new settings and still did way better

dropped a goliath on her

[tardy anvil]

hm

[limber walrus]

the duo she has

chagaboo

[pearl finch]

Aspect lets run some dmz

[limber walrus]

is better

actually threatened me a bit

[candid sedge]

sure b21?

@mint moat wanna hop on

[errant matrix]

thats a dude I think

[pearl finch]

Dont be doing excuses bout my damm internet

[tardy anvil]

sounds like you're just good LOL

[candid sedge]

blud ur in america 💀 im teleporting in ur server

[limber walrus]

im a good ranked warrior, but if im better than someone, they arent on a high tier level

[pearl finch]

I go to ur server bruh

Idgaf

[candid sedge]

its random

[limber walrus]

aerith is a good player tho yes

[pearl finch]

Excuses all the time

[candid sedge]

anyway hop on

💀 what is this

[limber walrus]

just can’t stand when ppl say shes the best female player or is a t1 or sum

😭 😭

[candid sedge]

mellow hop on b21

i am never using hs0 again. this shit pmo so badly

[errant matrix]

What about Nyx?

[limber walrus]

eugh

fine

[limber walrus]

nyx is a total bot

[half anvil]

Awrith is the best female player in her house.

[limber walrus]

she literally just rats

[candid sedge]

MELLOW GET ON

[limber walrus]

ive gone against her for YEARS

[candid sedge]

STOP YAPPING

[half anvil]

Lmao

Femspect getting impatient

[errant matrix]

Has somewhat a good aim

[candid sedge]

tfqueen

shush

[errant matrix]

@half anvil wanna play some together?

[limber walrus]

shes not bad but holy smokes shes just annoying

[candid sedge]

MELLOW STOP TYPING

[tardy anvil]

I feel she is

[limber walrus]

and not good

[limber walrus]

fine fine

[half anvil]

Ooh sassy femspect

[limber walrus]

trust me she isn’t

[candid sedge]

💀

[limber walrus]

vague is a washed t1

and a mile better

[candid sedge]

tfking mute mellow for 5 minutes

[calm plover]

mlem

[half anvil]

Noh phone on charge rn maybe a lil later if you want. I got bored and decided to upset the enemy clans by doing cw

[candid sedge]

nvm room full

@limber walrus keep yapping

[errant matrix]

mlem

[limber walrus]

ok im on

[limber walrus]

[candid sedge]

u too fat and slow

[tardy anvil]

I mean yeah, but vague is not female

[candid sedge]

angel invited someone

[limber walrus]

🥀

funny thing is

[elder niche]

[candid sedge]

how are you so sure

[limber walrus]

I’ll just say aerith wears a mask for a reason

😭 😭

[errant matrix]

Poo poo noob

[limber walrus]

rip her simps once they actually see her face

[half anvil]

Lowk Aerith's duo outperforms her most of the time

[limber walrus]

yeah hes easily better

[median totem]

She ugly?

[elder niche]

💩

[abstract vessel]

what's even the Convo Abou

[limber walrus]

im not talking crap but

[slow venture]

The other girl?

[half anvil]

We need to make this a sticker lmao

[median totem]

7-0 💀

[calm cargo]

Gonna need to take a break from dmz randoms + super good enemies making me loose my mind

[tardy anvil]

wait how do you know?

[flat steppe]

Hi guys, I’m looking for a team to play DMZ recon and get kui ji. I’m a level 22 player, but I dont understand the game mode fully. Can someone help me out here pls? Appreciate it

[errant matrix]

She just looks like an avg canadian / asian woman ngl

[slow venture]

Lmao

[limber walrus]

when going against them
I felt like I was having to play smart against her duo
as for her I just needed to find her and id usually win

[limber walrus]

seen her face

[errant matrix]

Chagaboo is a dude

[limber walrus]

its been leaked

[tardy anvil]

how when where why?

[limber walrus]

she looks like a very average filipina

not ugly but

[slow venture]

Wait who

[limber walrus]

funny to thing theres a million simps

[slow venture]

I'm confused

[limber walrus]

aerith

[elder niche]

Bro I'm loving these new emojis

[slow venture]

Aerith?

[tardy anvil]

this?

[elder niche]

LofDuty
Bile ™

[errant matrix]

WTF

[slow venture]

Fair

[errant matrix]

WBAHAHA

[half anvil]

Lmao not her being in the server

[limber walrus]

thats with HEAVY filtering yoo

too

and makeup

[errant matrix]

What in lord's name

[limber walrus]

😭 😭 😭

says enough bro

[tardy anvil]

okay maybe.... but isn't that kinda normal for girls... in asian countries these days?

[slow venture]

Not ugly but definitely avg filipina

She's canadian?

[elder niche]

Let's play

[errant matrix]

yeh

[limber walrus]

yeah as I said she just looks avg

[errant matrix]

Half Canadian I think

Or lives there

[limber walrus]

nothing worth simping for

[slow venture]

Erm

[tardy anvil]

I mean she's a codm player lol

[half anvil]

Average for Asian ngl

[limber walrus]

go to her server or most randoms

[slow venture]

Sorry but

[limber walrus]

n youre gonna see a heck ton of worshuppers

[tardy anvil]

vague and rebalo aren't exactly models either

[limber walrus]

[slow venture]

You had to edit three times

[elder niche]

Mellow

[limber walrus]

I am tho, trust

[half anvil]

Rebalo much less than vague ngl

[slow venture]

Ik

[limber walrus]

i havent slept

[limber walrus]

[half anvil]

Chat should I lock in for comp in codm just to be the best looking there? (The bar is low)

[limber walrus]

just realized last pic I sent here was like

early 2024

[tardy anvil]

ah

time travller

[limber walrus]

wjen I still looked homeless

lmao

[limber walrus]

😭 😭 😭

[half anvil]

Its a valid question

[median totem]

everyone saying Codm comp is dead

[tardy anvil]

[half anvil]

Sid the polar sloth

[errant matrix]

TFK = The Hottest Man Alive on Codm and Germany

[half anvil]

Agree to disagree

[half anvil]

Nah its still pretty alive

[hearty ridge]

This is the legendary beat, who promised to appear in 2026.

[limber walrus]

I’ll come in to win

[elder niche]

Free fire comp when

[half anvil]

I like him. He looks derp

[hearty ridge]

We’re in 2026, so he’s arrived.

[elder niche]

🐻‍❄️

[tardy anvil]

@limber walrus should I hack?

[hearty ridge]

Well, there’s a lot of creepypasta with him.

[half anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/shaggy-are-you-challenging-me-scooby-gif-13519095

[hearty ridge]

Find in YouTube “polar bear 2026”.

[errant matrix]

@limber walrus ngl, Aerith's voice doesn't match her face profile lmao

[half anvil]

Oh ;-; then I dun wanna know

[tardy anvil]

oh that's right, I used to watch her youtube streams a few years ago since she matches the same people I do in ranked

[half anvil]

Makes sense

Both NA with high elo

[median totem]

Which server ranked lobbies are the hardest? Is it the Eu or Na or some other?

[tardy anvil]

similar

elo matters more

[half anvil]

They're the same tbh

[tardy anvil]

but given the same elo, I'd say regions with less players are harder

[half anvil]

If you want easy lobbies just stay below gm

[tardy anvil]

that's true

[half anvil]

Can't get elo matchmaking if youre always low rank

[tardy anvil]

sbmm is so strong these days that gm matches get sweaty

[half anvil]

Oh hey ill probably hit 14k today

[limber walrus]

can’t mr ipad

[slow venture]

I'm trash that's why i decided to stay in gm

[tardy anvil]

they're going all out on balancing, completely ignoring making the lobby even

[half anvil]

Ngl I think my highest br rank is gm2 or 3

[limber walrus]

NA and India are the last competitive global regions

[tardy anvil]

that's why codm china still has top tier match making lol

[slow venture]

Mine is gm3

[half anvil]

Not caus him trash bit just cause it bores me

[slow venture]

I just don't enjoy br

[tardy anvil]

they can actually find 10 t2 players and throw them into a lobby

[half anvil]

Same

[median totem]

Whats that

[slow venture]

Nor i enjoy mp anymore

I think I'm quite close to quitting this game

[limber walrus]

whats funny is I actually literally looked like him

[limber walrus]

twin

[median totem]

I thought the chinese or garena region lobbies might be the toughest

[half anvil]

Closest I've ever had to that was me with ransoms stacking vs a fullstack of t2s I usually run scrims with

[limber walrus]

they are

[half anvil]

Lmaoo

[limber walrus]

china bests everyone

[slow venture]

[limber walrus]

garena best comp asw

[tardy anvil]

that's a 5 stack match though

[limber walrus]

NA india best global regions, rest irrelevant

[half anvil]

Idk what i look like. Someone once told.me I look like Asian Karl Urban from wish

[tardy anvil]

china server you get scrim like match making when you solo queue ranked

it's actually so good

[limber walrus]

im just

leon skinnidy

[half anvil]

Wait not keith

[limber walrus]

after haircut im just a skinny leon from temu

[half anvil]

Karl urban

[tardy anvil]

you look like the dude from how to train your dragon LOL

[limber walrus]

???

[half anvil]

Why do I keep confusing those two

[half anvil]

LMAO

[limber walrus]

im this close to sending a pic to defend myself gng

[half anvil]

[limber walrus]

[limber walrus]

he lowkey hot so makes sense

[half anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/noted-billy-butcher-karl-urban-the-boys-okay-gif-17866577

[tardy anvil]

when I went to watch that movie, I was thinking "that's literally mellow on the screen" the whole time

[limber walrus]

bully

🥀 🥀

[half anvil]

I was told I look like an Asian version of this from wish

[half anvil]

Im not though so doesn't make sense

[limber walrus]

😭 😭

[tardy anvil]

here, set as pfp

[half anvil]

How to train your Mellow

[hearty ridge]

You don’t have to. The only thing you need to know that it will be meme of 2026.

[limber walrus]

blocked

[narrow merlin]

[half anvil]

Ohhh oki

[tardy anvil]

oh also that one collab skin

melodias?

[half anvil]

BRO

Nahhh

[limber walrus]

[half anvil]

LMAOOO

[limber walrus]

ok wait that is sorta accurate

[tardy anvil]

noooo

[limber walrus]

im ab to

[half anvil]

The fact that its matching is hilarious

[limber walrus]

I showed myself when I looked way worse

so

not like im causing myself harm

[tardy anvil]

well, you further leaks your face to the internet

[limber walrus]

at least meliodas looks ok

[tardy anvil]

now gemini will train pictures on your face....

no.....

[limber walrus]

I couldnt care less

I dont exist elsewhere

reverse searching gon do nothing

if it does, send me a pizza

[half anvil]

Looks better than shaggy lmao

[tardy anvil]

one day when you become a vp at Nvidia, people are going to dig up your presence on codm discord

[hoary meteor]

holy shit Zayne

[limber walrus]

I am proud of every word I say

[limber walrus]

yeah

uh

I can dig up the 2024 pic I had

bc I looked like shaggy then

[half anvil]

[limber walrus]

💀

[errant matrix]

[limber walrus]

literally got called that repeatedly

[half anvil]

At least shaggy cool

[limber walrus]

looks fine to me

not asian tho rly

[half anvil]

Would be worse if you got called sth else

[limber walrus]

true

[tardy anvil]

wait aren't you like 29?

[errant matrix]

30*

LOL