#codm-discussion
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And I just got unlucky
Be smart enough to not let them know
Every purchase, every payment gets monitored by the governing tax body
Buddy resetting ur device might help with further attacks
I want to marry a guy who loves reading books n gaming n movies n eating n loves chocolate
I want to
Eat
Irs is a federal offense btw
Not possible
Way worse than most other sentences
Yeah good lucky hiring a whole finance team just for that
Just burn the clothes you wore to rob someone and earn money in a way such as lemonade stand and then they can’t monitor the transactions and you could say the money you robbed was actually just from tips built up
U ain't HIM dude
That's money laundering
And where does that money go lmao there's receipts camera footage bank statements all that
You have to declare tips on tax.
Which means you lief, which means jail
yes
Plus everything else the IRS has at their disposal
Do u even know how tax evasion works?
Some go undecaled
The amount of effort it takes for it to remotely work
Just steal the clothes from peoples charity donating bags
Trust me when it comes to taking money from civilians there ain't no rights or wrongs
They will catch u
Even if it means burning and entire forest
Even joker is afraid of IRS
just say you only got tipped like 10 dollars
and pay the tax for that
Don't fuck with government u ain't Raymond Redington
You can't just go in monologue say "I have info to sell" then walk out
also why would they do that to me that much to notice I got some money randomly
So the rest is black money?
just say a friend gave it to you randomly
you're going to rob $10 from someone. really.
I have done worse
They don’t know you actually robbed like £400
point is, if you're going to rob someone, you'd be robbing a significant amount
That's the most stupidest thing u have said
but I'm not sure why we're acting as if the IRS is the first line of defense for robbery.
yeah hes a dumbass
Have u ever planned out something illegal?
Remotely??
are you dumbass
U have no idea how much planning goes to go spotless from government
ESPECIALLY if you are gonna rob big
just rob banks
How?
Go in with guns?
In and out?
1 min?
Do u have any connection to the people inside the bank?
dig under bank and under vault and take money all money and go out through hole and get out and put a grave on the spot where the hole has been dug and blow up the second end of tunnel connecting to bank
fill in the inbetween
They have seismic detectors for any unusual activities
cause earthquake first
U need to rent an apartment nearby
Ok u are beyond stupid I feel like
why would someone put a grave of their “loved ones” in a rented and non permanent building
next owner could dig it up and start eating
Anything over a certain amount and any big purchases get moniitored and tracked. You wouldnt even be able to buy your dream car wiithout being flagged and investigated and then finally arrested.
Stop worrying about taxes kid. Focus on school
Yeah ain't no one doing that
This ain't pakistan
Where they have to lock up graves
Well grave robbers exist other areas also right?
Only I have heard about Pakistan so far
Or buy buildings and let people rent them out for 30-40% cheaper than most others and since its so good many shall apply and charge an applying fee of like £60 and just don’t let anyone win
What's the purpose of this?
money for cool cars
U will hand them cash?
no what
What are you on about
How will u buy cool cars
By purchasing them with money
Irs will get you
Move to dubai
Move to north korea.
Yeah u ain't buying shit there
move to china
Why

Bros being racist just cuz they eat dogs
I give the kibby belly wubs
Some people don't accept cultural differences well.
Next hes gonna be racist to indians for smelling like curry and not wearing deodrant
Is it racist if it's true?
Not really
lmao I'm sorry what?
Ikr hes so dumb and stupid sn ddoed. Tknow whst hes twlking about
Who?
You
Did u pijng the wrong guy?
But ain't got one here
I'm confused what's going on lmao. I heard the other guy make a dumb statement, then you just called me dumb lol
Never eaten one
I called u?
Wait what
🍿
I'm so confused lol
Yes I did call u
Robbing big is fucking stupid
...
It takes months of prep to pull it off
dude, if you're breaking into someone's house, you're not taking the $10 bill and leaving
Robbing big means alot of stuff worth alot right?
Bye. The level of stupidity right now is astounding. Sunny, I advise you to bail as well.
Yeah that means ur gonna be on high alert
it means something significant
think about it this way
robbing anything at all is high risk
if the reward is not worth the risk, it'd be a dumb thing to do
No but I do like water Melon and fried chicken
are you black
Wtaf is wrong with you
Hes being racist
This case the reward is not worth the risk unless luck is with u and so is ur wits
is this free xp @half anvil
No
What did I do bro
well robbing at all is dumb.
He called me a stupid n<<>]*]^{%*gGgegrueii
but we're talking about how much to rob if you were to rob something
bruh he deleted
Wathatsufma
I reported fist
Fuck you
What race are you
@half anvil wb this
Indian
Packi
Dingalingalinga
u do know we both can get it right
im gonna press the red button
Wait it's from family guy right?
yes
That was a good one lmao
But me first
im gonna attack you with deodrant
@thorn steppe , this guy @plucky flame is being racist
and dont you dare threaten to scam me
I hate deodorant
Threaten u?
Buddy
Ur not worth it
I got standards
Of course
cold sigma
Even shit has more standards
aroma
Gimme free xp
WHAT
I got even amount of sigma bonds
ts no tuff
Gimme xp
I dare u
Bro not main character
He is
What's ur age?
peak animated villain
Alr moving on
@hard olive did you see the geforce quest?
dude just move on
Fumbled a nuke earlier
Accept my friend request
I haven't checked for 2 days. But I'll check when I get home.
Almost got 2 in a row
Video?
apparently nvidia colaborated with fortnite to offer cloud gaming... on the discord client...
something like that
kinda cool how creative these quests are getting
Alr ima go shower. Play nice
That's a new thing
what gun 
training range video?
wow so cool
There's now an Audi R8 spyder on these shitty roads
why is it that hard for them to fix guns
all guns work
the mythic ram 7 still is a burst
oh you mean the audio?
for me it stops shooting enterly
yea
for what?
for ads?
yea
nah, not the ram anymore

Tomorrow come hell or high water
My memory is shit so I forget things way too often mb
yuhh! is my baby
i have my setting on tap and hold, but instead the game kept me ads while my hands where off screen XD
haha all good
might be something to do with the shoot button you're using
are you using 1 tap ads or hipfire?
hipfire
oh what. idk then
Legendary movie poster artist Drew Struzan, known for his work on Back to the Future, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, and more, has died at the age of 78
Got some sad news about him
when does ffar event start
Idk
also when ONYX V5 drops
Uhh is this that
gymshark limited edition compression shirts
Nice
Ic
indeed
Gym freak or what ?
cya broski
True but still the first 2 home alone movies were legendary
Raal ftw
I liked the second one more. The toy store owner.. what a guy.
You couldn't go wrong with either of the first 2 movies though
The first 2 home alone movies were hilarious AF
The movement style
Just need better optimisation and the non fuck ups
Or just add the entire warzone mechanics to codm
who wanna see my doggo when he was a puppy (little puppy, he still a lil baby)
Me
What a happy baby
Yeah figured with that smile
but my jug (jackrussel pug) and him listen really good
i dont need to hold them to bring them inside anymore
just open my door and they go
That's amazing
indeed
Well mannered boys
Oo
nickname for slink is slinky
Arnt nick names meant to be shorter?
eh, he also responds better to slinky
Must be conditioned to the name tbh
yea
What the fuck
Like compared to warzone mobile
Our scopes are so bad
And the movement and maps too
fr
Bro
Locus❌
Artillery✅
I would have played it
i like how smooth the new movement is
I just met the worst fullstack ever
for the new guns
Ur team?
Yeah
(bf6 > bo7)
It was identical to the cod warzone
I don't even know both of em
aside from back sliding
Never saw the gameplay
Yeah I like this skin 
battlefield 6 and black ops 7
Too bad it's for an LMG I don't use often
Oh
you just now got it?
it is
way too sweaty
Fr?
I'm don't waste my life away on CoDM these days, I be playing modded Monster Hunter 
Dang
Yeah. Fullstack on enemy side and 4 stack on my team.
Guy in second place went 13-14
wtaf
yea
Dude I dropped 41
You say "was" like it actually released
i be playing irl
In which mode
Hp
41-11
Wait it's hardpoint I'm dumb
Dude in second place got 13...tf
Oh
Best team I've ever had
I thought you were good.
Dang everyone contributed
We need more city like maps
Tbh warzone had one
And that map was goated too
Heck even the warzone style br take off
Was goated
We also need the warzone style parachute control
I wish they made super resolution and anti aliasing for all devices
Any1 1v1? 
Sniper?
Yeah
I'm down
1528796656
2703167163
Imma join you
Tf u moving so fast
Holy shit
U were zooming for how bulky ur skin is
Chat anyone here have a good Grau build
Chonky robot 
@fluid light best drum work of any Korn song, imo.
Idk, i just knife switch alot
Tbh how long were u sniper for
just started a few months ago
Oh dang
i never really touched snipers except when i 1v1
U must have practiced alot
Raal is so much fun
My goodness I need new maps to play in br
idk tbh
What
my shotgun skills helped quite alot
Oh
The fuck u mean by this
real
Meant when the season just starts
I mean the raal is fun to use
Last season was 17 and some change
lol skins don’t have anything to do with how fast you move
Yeah no shit
I know that
So why say you were zooming for how bulky you skin is…
Implies that skins have something to do with how fast you may move…
…?
Some things arnt supposed to be taken seriously

Will check it out
Whichever one you like the most. It's your money.
WSG CHAT!!!!
Cuz it's hard to choose.
How did u land here?
?
The stork crashed.
I just asked someone on reddit to join here, was curious
Oh hell no IGN gave battlefield 6 a 5/10
Lee, why do you have a pfp of a genocidal madman?
Seems so
🫵 
You think that's funny?
I'd change your pfp if I were you
Bf reviews are all over the place, waiting for bf br. Not gona buy bf
💀 💀 💀
Times r changing
You'll be happy to know everyone else gave it high ratings ign was the only who rated it a 5

In fact the player count is 2x higher than cod's record player count
There's just nobody there to punch them in the face.
IGN is also known to rate some terrible games high too.
@jade basalt you wanna know what ign gave black ops 7?
Thats just population increase bro
Do the salute in public and I guarantee you'd be put down very quickly.
bro this game matchmaking has to be one of the worst things humanity has ever witnessed
Humans are popping up like bunny rabbits these days
I wonder when krai is gonna be in rotation again
You're not wrong they gave Concord a 9 and days later it shut down
I saw it on the calendar
1 GM
3 Legendary
1 Legendary top 5k
vs
5 Legendary top 5k
idek at this point why I am still playing
Wait till u hear about others
This is nothing bad compared to League’s matchmaking
It’s not that deep bro. It’s just a PFP
When?
You're supporting genocide.
That's a big deal.
league was bad but it got better. This game just gives the most unbalanced teams ever.
You could have x5 players that are first time playing this game and enemy team has 5 leaderboard players
Dude literally everyone's playing bf6 right now
F No
uss 9 
My fine ass was taking oath on stage and accidentally lifted the hand too high
Bruh I'm only gonna say this once change your pfp NOW
I don’t support that
I don’t support that
Okay bet
Wait even pfp is bannabke?
His isn't even anything bad
Look who the pic looks like
Yeah I know
That's why
That mug is literally the definition of vulgar
Well
My definition and urs are different
But I'm not mod
And my pfp is nice
So I don't care
If yall think something is bad
Then take action
I am back
Good tdm music
Especially the shine
Ya
Personally I think some mods might get offended
Idk tho
Mods are mods
I’ll change it 🙄🙄🙄
I would like for u to keep it tbh
Unless the mods say something
Just see if it's in the rules or not
There is this better
Wait that didn't make sens e
Why are you obsessed with that guy?
Which guy
The guy who killed a lot of people in gas chambers in WW2.
Personally if it gets attention
And if he likes attention
Such a toxic community gotta luv it
lol
You need to have an offensive picture to get attention? You can't say anything creative or insightful or funny?
LOL
Ur in a cod server my friend
It’s Richthofen
Tbh in my books that was funny buy I'm not the most mentally stable guy here
Earlier, moron.
So I'll have the mature guys decide
hear me out, free leggy melee with this effect
it isnt violent
they just become bats
I am not
Why the fuck does no one plays blackout
(ignore the ketchup on the staff)
in brit accent that's fuckin blood mate
Bruh aint no one playing black out?
Heck even br?
The one time I wanted to play br?
auto mod
Lmao
lololololol
🥱🥱🥱
Bruv why does raid has water reflection but other maps doesn't
Even then raid has only big puddles reflection
I am excited for DMZ
🙁 I don't know what to do anymore, the game doesn't open, it gets to the lobby and closes, I've already done the usual (uninstall and install, clear cache) and nothing... Yesterday it was fine, but today the 14th when I connected it downloaded a mini internal update and the unexpected closure error started. :/ Does anyone know if Activision is aware of this error? or if they can let them know... I don't think I'm the only one with this problem.
prob too violent for china
I need to check the events tab in game
Whats ur device?
I am in temu bf, called df
Delta force? 

Samsung Galaxy F13 4GB RAM. Yesterday I played games perfectly. I went to sleep, and in the morning the first thing I did was open the game, and an internal update downloaded, and the unexpected crash error started happening. The game opens fine and goes to the lobby, but after 5 to 10 seconds of being open, it closes automatically.

Have u heard about gremlin
Android moment
vs 
Uninstall and redownload it.
Nop
I need to try delta force
Heywoo nooby :))

Helloo lightning blaze 
Look at me, all porple
Porpol
It still has the problem, it seems to be a problem with some devices, I was reading reviews from the 13th on the Play Store and it seems some other people have the same problem. :/
How'd u get the space goo role btw?
Do you have access to this channel? #┃prestige-colors-ᴠɪᴘ
I don't remember if it's master or grand master and above
Nope
Probably a gm or legendary rank channel
One more level then
Ye
Bruh I'm only level 50
Got me wondering, anyone here a prestige lvl chatter?
Yeav
Only 5 more lvls to go
Isn't it level 65?
Prestige II when
Oh, james is prestige? I didn't know that
Nope, 55 for master, 75 for gm
Prestige Chatter
Prestige II
Prestige Platinum
Ultra Platinum

Heywo foapy
I feel sad
Low score on test

Oh... Oof :( 
Did you play codm before the exam?

I passed the test but score is to close to pass mark
Ic

We can win this! 
Cod noob traded his skills in codm, for 100% on all his grades
A sacrifice of the century
Id do same but my skills wouldnt make it much better
Im lil_musk12 now
Oh hey lizzy
Motivation: if you get high score you win a mythic gun in codm

Rare sight to see lizzy these days
Eh
Yeah when I'm not playing CoDM I'm not usually as active in the server

Must be mythic mg42
You like that? 
Valid point. Still nice to see you every now and then :)) wsgud?
I wouldnt buy it but would take for free
If you had to choose between this and mythic CBR for free?
Something u and cod noob would like lol, stop instilling fear into the enemies
Honestly, if the cbr was buffed I'd take the cbr

Yee
Wait mg42 a bad mythic?
I like it 
Cbr digital sights are too small
It's greenish
True but that sound of shooting lowkey great
The effects are bad and they didnt designt it too good
Doing alright, been replaying Monster Hunter games so this time around I decided to mod them to look better 
Skyrim

I challenge 1v1 in war thunder
Woohoo, nicee, gives me Skyrim vibes
Dang same thing
What can I say, we may be part of the same branch
Well I miss Skyrim now..
Ah hell nah this girl added me on snap with a 1 million snapscore

What the actual fuck
Bro got selected
Pz 4 vs t34 1942
Tiger
You have been selected
It's proved guys, me and cod noob are twins
1s2 vs tiger

Well I would say Monster Freedom predates ES5 by six years but ES Arena and Daggerfall came out in the 90s so you win Bethesda 
The t34 85 or dti would get one shotted from anywhere

helllooo lightningI
how is kitty doing
She meows everytime i step out of sight
also is the ak117 the new m4 it’s getting so many skins now
literally
How may you be this fine hour? ( Says the same thing I said 6-7 hours ago [ also waaahhh 6-7 ] )
Yea I'm lost to the void
doing okayyy
Ak117 currently on its 8th legendary after this draw
I got aftoned afterall
how abt u purp guy!
Alright she imprinted on u bro
Hisses when i look at her, purrs when i give head pats
They need to stop 
ur her mama now
ok mama foap
Okay

Wth does ydwk mean
I found cat
It's always been their favourite, ak117 got like 5 skins in the first 2 years of codm, then it slowed down a bit and now it's back to it's og status again, same for ak47, the ak47 and ak117 got the most skins, while m4 is after that
"You dont want to know"
Lemme seee
Oh
they love the ak’s
😭
All good here, there are some voices whispering in the background ( the afton victims ) but other than that, I be porple'ing
Awww omg it’s so cute how old?
literally bruh, we’re losing our vocabulary
She don't know what emotion to show 😭
Not sure, someone abandomed on side of road infront of house
everyone’s talking like
icl y pmo tpsh
You don't wanna know what ydwk means 

I see what u did there

Missed an opportunity to make a joke 💔
Shes being girly
Lmao fr
Shit looks like someone had a massive brain fart while writing "yeah"
Frr ion cur isl 😔
English has always been like that, okay became ok then became k
STAP WITH ABREVAITIONS
LMFAOO
Why don't anyone play blackout
What u did there
I only got to play it like a few times
LOLL

bc they racist
The water we wanted in codm
Mapism
Hel naw
for everything is js absurd
Lmaooo Nutella got ptsd from that ( want me to expand ptsd?
)
we saying the alphabets again atp
Yesactually

Expand ptsd
English teachers having a heart attack right now
Y
I do have to admit though m4 got some cool skins
Bruh no one playing br
Fr icl ts bussin like nw ts cld gib massive aura
It's crazy how nw can mean no worries or no way
Yup
too long
Confusion maximized
Or net worth
okay so why is this cup in a ballerina dress popular
Chat, play war thunder again or play codm ranked mp
Oh that's simple, it's post traumatic stress syndrome
Ranked br
I wanna play br
Ok, expanding am ( anti meridian )
spam sounds good
Why did I write it inverted
I'd lowkey be a good English teacher with how I be learning all English studies
STOP! I dint know
:sad_cat3:
Be codm ranked teacher
M4 means Mark 4
( I am jose Mourinho, and my job is to make sure everyone gets trauma
)
Is this how that one blue dude feels when you put that dog emoji
Bros brain farted
💔
Yeah no shit sherlock
@unkempt gull bro hasn’t been alive in ages
😂 that expansion only for time, 2am, 2 anti meridian
Absolutely
Silentlofd
Is afraid of this


I see
Could also be called, unfound fecal matter sherlock
am afraid of money (send some)
nutella got revived
Bro why no one play blackout
Jonas rare sight
Nutella got revived only to be induced with trauma
Everyone drop what yall doing and play blackout
indeed it is
I just saw him like 17 hrs ago
what’s so good about black out
Yep I was talking to him
I haven't played it much
Touching grass?
He's less on discord cuz he's finally touching grass
And it looks like a good map

It looks like it has more buildings
A lot of ppl who were active in this chat have been touching grass
💔
i been touching dumbbells and barbells not grass
maybe it’s not popular for a reason
Yeah I don't know it
Wow
Last time I played it it wasa nice ass map
The straight opposite happened to me, from touching grass for years, to all of a sudden being a regular here :)
Wild
But oh hey, I'll atleast get to talk to some nice ppl :)
Such a nice lady
indeed
Like nooby, mili, irma, jay, foapy , flamewaltz etc
dumbbella is beautiful
As long as your having fun it’s worth it, enjoy it 💕
Call her just bella
Dumbelina ( thumbelina ) 💔
ur always the nicest though
purp guy
Nuhuh, u are
Those are the names on his hit list
Your gf is for the world
good nickname, ill talk to her in the morning to see if she minds
nuh uh
His gf is for the gyms

🥀
Count your days boy
- when you are in a kindness competition and your opponent @noble otter didn't come to the competition to let you win 💔 she's the kindest *
yes
u arguing back only js proves my point
( shh bro don't reveal my line of work so casually )
it’s giving unseen and his wife codm situation
who u calling boy, boy!?
Sorry mb
You
Bro what? 💀 ( What's the tea? Tell me )
Wait ur a girl?
yes??
Damn you woman
no
I no speak English
in Kratos voice
Back in my days..
unseen and married to codm but she was for the world so they got divorced
Adds bro's name to the list
me around women fr
Yeah buddy I don't think he gonna do much
all the dumbbells in the gym am I right
No hablo engles? 💔
indeed
Back in your days, I was touching grass 💔 so I didn't know
Back in ur days u were still a fucking child u idiot
in mimir's voice
Me irl, me online is lowkey a completely different personality lmao
Me irl, me online is lowkey a completely different personality lmao
Oh I have my ways, I know u find torture appealing, so I'll find some other way
LOL
Bros into it :)
We have changed places now
Just how long is this back in my days 😂
Oh yeah
When his back in his days was going on I was busy being fucking born
Lmao
guys (and nutella the bot) if you ever feel dumb, just remember penelope.g59
Mili, how much progress u got on the afk channel?
Why am I being separated from the guys
lemme check
LMAO
Special service for expired ppl
dw we finna tc of u like tpshi
I don’t blame her bro
real
Nowdays it’s hard to tell an ai vid apart
imahtistic
Expired?? I’ll have you know am very much up to date
@amber fiber still doing third and fourth one
Acoustic
idk if I’ll do the last one bc that’s a bit of a stretch
hi
Ooo nice, that means u got the first two, so did u lvl up?
yeah!
how to counter man o war
😂 how many Gregorian calender years may that be
uhh
So first you just
Ooo
Just 1 and a half more
or is it half and 1 more
bruh
The porple lady gonna appear soon
I shall be waiting to light the pyre of advancement
One more lvl to gm, all the best bro, ill be cheering u on
ty
it’s funny how some ppl think im a guy bc pop said im a 600 pound sumo wrestler
when im not
Why does the gif always look like it's an epilepsy type lol
i gotta yap for ab another 2 months
Hdr is a goated sniper, rocking it in my loadouts :)
will i get in trouble for sending an f1 meme
for what, counter what
When did this happen lmao
r u talking abt in general or the bullets that burn u
some time ago
Man o war thermite rounds probably
Why would u?
Alongside with explosive rytec
its a russel meme
It's ok, everyone always assumes I'm a young guy around here
ossama bin russel
Haven't used it much, but it's solid
that meme
Lmao
that thing hipfire is absurd
dauntless red perk
Mili, its u in pfp or a random korean/japanese?
Maximus Verstapiban
if u have the wildcard that gives u two red perks, dauntless and flak jacket r my go to

I told u this like three times already
someone from a music group I like
Gluteus maximus the 4th verstappimus
Nou 💔 I never asked u this before
u havee💔
or maybe u were js there when someone else asked me ..
oops
no it’s not me
im clear abt that too, ain’t no cat fishing here

Me trynna remember when I asked
Hehe ~ look in ur bio, and there it shows us two being in same afk channel ;)
yeah I noticed that earlier as well!
ykw is funny though
I can be clear that it’s not me but then someone still thinks it is
Kitty
then gets mad being like oh im a liar!
literally
Someone is bound to clip it out of context

