#codm-discussion
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3 taps only somewhat consistently to 17m
Wait it can't go through hay bales?
which is like vmp range these days
2ft wide? no
2 tap is basically impossible
oh yeah @little basin weren't you a gunsmither before
No wonder...
So what about airplane seats?
Bullets should go through them right
Type tomorrow?
even irl, these weak things like water, paper, hay, and others can easily stop bullet if you stack them
Im sorry,No.
Didn't say it did
Ultra
tbh anything can, if you stack em enough
Also I was talking from like 10 meter distance
Cx9 has the best burst mag
Huh
Gojo
what's with the turn on turn off
why not rematch right after that one ended
I completed the sentence
Diff caramel
Most lmgs are like that, you can try this if you couldn't handle the slowness
Caramel you're thinking of stopped playing and got yeeted
oh
Let's play 
sure sure
Are you on !
hell yeah
Yo that dispenser is actually lit
I would buy this
Y
Lolls well its yours now
with cardboard and stuff
It's paper
I dont have a dispenser

water colors required
I need to buy a dispenser
themboy
I don't even have paper on me
Only pens
For exams
lies
cap
And a tablet for rough work and taking notes
I don't use papers
doesn't mean there isn't any in your house
Who wanna play Alcatraz
I got a tablet which I right one
I don't live in my house
At the cost of being a bullets begger
just rip off one from the surrounding
1310682791
@j._crime
What are u wrong on
Being here
just invite me, fam
I'm in your friend list already
Ahh yes ripping from the fabric of reality
What the fuck did u type
other lmgs are not that bad though
No they're busy being useless
Lol. What the fuck did you type
I think the no ironsight thing also feels crap imo
Not in ma 3rd acc 
I wanted to write write but wrote right

Not used to it, it's great once you master it.
Exactly
I mean the only lmgs I've used somewhat properly are holger (no conversion but prenerf), mg42, UL (slow too) and bruen conversion
at least they respond
Chopper got the average lmg ads time anyways, with 500 ms
With nothing
wait 500ms?
Bruen goated
ai
that's hella slow
I have provided proof they're selling it on telegram via Google
I don't think being an Indian is gonna help that guy in ur case
And it's STILL LINKED
I'm waiting...
why did pop get Subhash J
Since Indians are known for scammers
dw they literally can't sell it like that

you literally have links
They are selling the Google one
Only
Wdym
icl pop ur fine
buyer is going to check

Cause they have fucking access
if they see 2 other login method
Pop wanna play.
that can’t be given
I'm not he has access to my fucking acc
no one gonna buy it
he can’t sell it
Hacker still has access to my acc

They are selling the Google account linked to the codm one
Damn...
Tell that to the people he's trying to sell it too for 60$
fair
IT dudes
also CODM never scams
always scam
When did this happen
fair spin roulette
They're scamming me rn
that's... kinda a bad way to put it
I have provided more than enough fucking evidence and they do fucking nothing
they haven't even reviewed your case yet
Idk how and linked Google
how many people do you think they have on the codm support team to support literal hundreds of millions of players
I just said the truth
it's very misleading
Racist *
it's more so that scammers are mostly indians, rather indians are scammers
Well people from my country are literally memed about working at a call centre
How many people give clear concise fucking responses and proof
Yeah the phrasing is wrong
Mb
like literally everyone
We're talking Abt codm
Half the player base has 1 braincell fighting for 3rd place
you're good lol, just wanted to hedge the phrase a bit so people don't read it wrong
What I wanna know is how
I should have said it as
Most scammers are Indian but most Indians arnt scammers.. Or some shit like that
just the first half would've been way good enough lol
"most scammers are indian" is literally true
Oke
don't think anyone is going to deny that
Almost all are tbh yeah
Most scammers are women
Lmao
but hey, they also have a lot of people
I don't know know about that
I mean... dating apps...
Dude that's the worst example u can get
Ye
I literally had a match at one point tell me to send a loyalty payment to prove my loyalty
Idk
I probably invented new curse words in my response
what 
Dating apps are like walmart people go there to find the best deals for maximum profit
Not even 10 minutes into talking btw
@solemn cipher I'll date you if you send money
How to Connect à Google pls I cant ( I can pay if someone help me ) , There is no + …
How do I switch to only one map, everytime I pick one it just says ‘cannot select map’
I'm straight and broke
you can only choose maps if you select only 1 mode
Teammates bruh
u selected multiple game modes
He doesn't date guys
age old problem 
I can be whoever or whatever for some money
and honestly, sbmm is doing nothing to fix that
@verbal sierra again!!?
they went with a different route
SPR208
Pls help me to Connect my Google There is an hacker on my account activision support is so Bad
your teammates suck? well here's our solution: the other team also sucks
Whyyy
First time?
I go to eBay for deals
I was looking for HDR...
I can't cuz ts mostly from us and the shipping is costly as fuck
, i have Facebook / acti / Apple but an hacker is on my account and will link his Google but me i dont have the option
why tf not, I didn't waste 4.9k cp for nothing
Quite the opposite. Enemy bottom frag at least didnt go quadra negative
yea right, I'll believe that
Go to activition support... But first enable 2fa
5k cp?
There a Google link?
On what?
Okie ill wait till you get your gun...
results picture?
Missing out I got my now broken sonywh1000xm4s for basically brand new at 125$
Lemme finish this match
there's a huge discount on them rn on amazon
tomayto tomahto bro
brand new is like 180
I should also mention I do not have money
What the fuck did u type
I don't either those were sponsored for my birthday
And a drug addict broke them here
Oh dang
They were supposed to last another 2 years
WDYM WAIT? ARE YOU STALKING ME??
What?
Didn't u ask for the money from them?
No
I reside in a homeless shelter
And no my actual friend did that for me
you might want to read this again
Wait ur friend broke it?
A drug addict here broke it my friend bought it for me
No but an hacker connected his Google and supoort delink it but hacker is still connected on the codm account so he Will link again his Google
And me I cant Connect my Google because I dont have the option
I am so confused
How?
What do u mean by that
Literally read it
My headphones
@quick cape oh yeah there's more than 3 sign in links now
No
So?
My friends bought me them for my birthday and s fucking drug addict broke them
you might want to lock more of them down, if you want to
So I said why didn't u ask for the money?
From the drug addict
Someone addicted to crack is not replacing my headphones
Or file a case
dude. he's a drug addict
Yeah but u can get em to jail
that's like asking the robber to compensate you for taking your stuff
Can't if the place I reside at refuses to help
Oh so u tried it?
Also this was months ago
Literally
Now that I think of it
I thought if u went to the police with them the police will be more interested since they may get a lead on the drug dealer too
That was my thought process
News flash a crack addict won't go into a police station
Wtf
there's a lot of politically charged statements I can say about this right now, but I'd rather not. let's just say that no, it doesn't work like that
U can fucking bring the police on em
Dm me
I'd rather not
I'm too young to understand the situation ur in
Y
discord is not exactly a super private platform anymore
I've had other outrageous interactions as well
I don't think I can get ur home address from a dm
Nor will anything happen to you
...
How to have real human support pls because activision bot is so badd
you know the government reguarly scans through discord messages these days right
Nothing is. That’s todays world
They ain't gonna do shit
I have said far worse things
In discord
That u gonna say
main thing is I can't be bothered talking politics
Understandable have a nice day
If that was the case my entire family would be burned down
rambing about it ≠ standing up for it
Otherwise what you stand for dies with you
Welcome to real life
This ain't a movie
U can't just stand up for ur opinions and not have someone or a entire community beat u up
maybe once you guys get more... integrated into society these perspectives will make more sense
If they don't like it
I prolly won't ever be in a situation like that but yeah
Another match sent me a pic of an empty fridge with a fucking stock photo watermark and asked me for 200$ for groceries 💀 my response would get me banned here
well for starters, the police isn't some justice superpower that gets all crime
doesn't work like that
💀
What did u say
No shit
I assumed they would be interested in recognition and promotion
I typed out a 5 page mla format essay of slurs and insults
But yeah
Oof
police is under funded, under staffed
Agreed
Lmfao
Ultra are you okay...
Indian police works on bribes
entire department, no their entire existence is currently labelled as "racist"
Dating apps are bullshit
Wanna play again ultra.
am I what
Anything is labeled racist nowadays too quickly
Okie...
Idk
Can u explain the second statement?
Please
Honestly cops should just quit and let them deal with the consequences of their constant defending
Look at the UK police department
Just agree to it
I cannot imagine wanting to be a cop in this day and age
dude doesn't know Midgard lore
it's going to get very political soon, so I recommend you just search up what happened after 2020 BLM
Defunding
J don't
I want to use hso but I thought tht it's not fair...
google's AI mode does a good job summarizing
Ok
so you used explosive ammo rytec and spammed?
yeah that's fair 😂
that'd be literally surrending to them though
Excuse my language but fuck BLM. They were cheering when that girl from Ukraine got killed on their socials
Uh OK let's use shotgun..
nevertheless, I'll keep using spr208
Hso.
And who are they gonna call?
Spr 😑
I bought this Argus tho
Dang that's interesting
I can use argus
I'll finish you with one shot.
pause
Lemme see
see what
?
I mean no one. that doesn't mean you just society sink into anarchy because redditors made some hateful posts
We need the emperor form Warhammer 40k
He will fix everything
Ow you have the crystal Ak
It's a bit more than that, cops are fired over the smallest mistakes because of public outcry
Redditors got a habit of doing that
Spr isn't good.
I mean acab is literally a thing people believe now
id take spr over mk1
They tend to do that alot
who cares
anyway
I'm an LK24 main, dude
Use arctic 50 then.
Dont give into meta
Saying something online shouldn't be even taken seriously half the time
anyone got a good oden build
Let's play.
Use hso or something good
I don't give a shit about what's meta
Please
nuh uh
is range maxing the proper way to build oden?
Hmm
Personally it has way to high ads time
ERRRRR wrong
also it's hs0 not hso
I'll give support until the end of the week to do something Abt my acc
range maxing you get like 24.8m rather than 23
And no 1 hit ko below
Okie ill finish you with one shot
If you want to be toxic but passive, range and recoil ye
Let's start
pause
?
I mean every build runs range + recoil
etch ess o' four o' five
not etch ess o 405
and even if you range max, the range is still tiny
but then again, the 1st range is all oden has going for it
I mean stack nothing but that
@verbal sierra krm or hso?
Argus
chicom
do you run mono marksman?
no
I don't have It in ma loadout.
I'm thinking about mono marksman, strafe stock, op grip, gran grip
slow, but whatever
bro no one can see the stats unless u have the game infront of u

@verbal sierra I wanna see you spr.
comparing skills not gun ☝️
I put the red dot on gun that existed before red dots were a thing
i walked before i ran
what?
- you don't need stats to discuss builds
- last time I checked, you weren't TFKING
Give it to me.
ion know how good the build is if i dont see the stats bro, atp its just words :0
cool, and I didn't ask you?
I'm asking him what he uses
hes rebooting just give him a moment
so pushy
sheesh
if you don't know the stats, don't comment LOL

how does he know that i dont know the stats
lol, whatever, go be a prick somewhere else
@verbal sierra I'll play with your gun
Anybody got an idea of why I can’t find my execution button?
did you turn it on in the settings
pause
Im not sure where do I go to check
just look in ur settings
you can just search for it in the settings search
Thanks
mate, with all due respect, shut up.
no thanks
i'll pass up on that offer
double it and pass it on
@tardy anvil U still on
I have a loadout that runs marksman, collosus, operator, rtc steay and rubberized.
Absolutely no recoil at all and absurd 2 tap range
no I'm off
alright michael
Also whos the blocked person
Block.
don't know. absolute prick though
uhh lemme check
that's hehee
not HEE-HEE
Colossus got nerfed
dawg its been me
oh its chug. Yeah he's braindead, ignore him
ideut
you're trading 10% strafe for 5% range iirc
ik. Still most range though
Shotgun queen is coming!!
sus
Rdy ultra
idk why, but recently I can't aim well without decent strafe speed
Mono the better option since the nerf

I even. built my type63 for strafe LOL
I try to prioritize ads movement on most guns
last match. it's 3am now. start soon
Ply with everything you want.
Okie

spr then
I'll just use the hso!!
idk what gun to use anymore
HSo
or maybe LK24
I wish the type 25 was better
ksp
there are a lot of "meta" options technically better than drh
Use it!!😈
curvy
Sks, lag
Is that real 
etch es zero, not etch es oo
yes
but I can't do well with them
very real
no its foam
Cool
still trying to replace drh LOL
I'll block you.
yeah just do
what's 9 when rotated 180 degrees
Uss, vmp, oden, type 63
I'll accept the 80 rank xp penalty just so I don't play on Monastery
Ram 7
there was a bmw that was for sale and it was all foam, u should b careful on wut u buy
wait are you lizzy plays?
or something like that
Who?
like your ign
I haven't tried oden for a while
the correct answer was to lie
BmW whereeee
might try that again
Okie sunny
idk it was based off of lightning
oh okay, I just saw someone on my friend list
bro doesnt know his friends thats rough
I tried ram again... felt SUPER weird for some reason
i can’t tell which one i hate more, monastery or oasis
Do we still have a chance to get free ghost skin this season?
Mythic is goated
oasis is cheeks
uss9... should be goood but it feels like drh but not good at long range to me
either way i do NOT like frontline
duh its an smg dingus
Top 33 Global rn still going up
for a gun or just mp?
who does :0
real
do you use level 5 sight?
mellow said drh + tundra is good
Yes
I lowkey like the level 1 better now...
Not me
Huh
jojo siwa
what in the world
GIV
Ghot energi drinc
@verbal sierra thanks!
for what
For the game!
ghost energy drink

thank me guys, I developed this game
Hehee
what game
fix your game
no
Not for the application I use it for
it has a lot of bugs
that's a feature fam
@tardy anvil Stuck in the rank loop
@tardy anvil I'm done. Let me know when the next cp box gets filled
Easy mastery points farming 
Or you can just buy it for me
also here, another mythic of the same gun you don't use
correct
@little basin come join me for 1v1 classic gungame
aren't we all
Classic gun game??
1797203441
W8
mandatory
Lemme login
its like russian roulette but its fully loaded
Ez
i bet u dont even know how to butcher a pig
too much work
Fuck this stupid map I hope it gets removed
it is there so you keep suffering
and ultimately
attain Enlightenment
in the Monastery
What are these 💀
funnions
@verbal sierra I'm back to ma 4th acc
You can invite me.
funny onions
It's beef jerky
Scary....
"beef" jerky made with 100% chicken?
what even are these things y'all mercans eat
is that chicken chips
Frontline itself is stupid as shit, why would play that camping mode?
bc spawn prot 
Ass mode, it's like tdm but if it was a medieval torture method.
1 spawn point is just fucking ass as shit
simpler
@verbal sierra
ping
😄

exact date of the server test?
Huh
I COULDN'T USE MY SPR 😭
😔
later
There isnt one. Nobody knows whn it comes.

It's literally just TDM with fixed spawns you may as well call TDM the same thing
As if SnD and the other OBJ modes don't also encourage camping
Hell one flat out has you sitting in one spot for prolonged amounts of time but no no it's Frontline that's the problem right?
isn't crash worse?
Mp is just camping galore, actually worse than br 💀
depends on the mode
TDM is like the only non camping mode
Frontline means
How long can you hold the frontline
Isn't it?
hp is the only non camping mode

L take
I would also argue, more campy = people are better
L take
The mode that requires you to camp in a point is not a camper mode
sunny is buggin
if you define camping like that, then your definition of it is way too broad
hes a d2 troll
what is alternative, stand out so everyone can beam you?
snd biggest camp mode
hp is the only mode where you HAVE to rotate
ur def slow
duh
if you actually camp in hp, you'll have pretty bad win rate

ur telling me when i hop in a game of crossfire someone wont b on second hardpoint building with a sniper hardscoping?
No, which is why I said tdm, you'd actually have to move. For HP there are the slayers, which is like 1 or 2 ppl. Then the rest are just camping
that’s not a ranked map in hardpoint is it
camp in zone and waiting for backshots
just an example that fits the description of the conversation
if you're playing bloody shipment hardpoint maybe
that's not how hp works
it doesnt
execute >>
high on eucalyptus today, are we?
ye u gonna execute whilst two other ppl in hard point
hes got the worst takes ong fr
Dawg, that's how hp is, the slayers, and the campers
I wouldn't go that far mate
dont tempt me
he's got great takes
rn hes pooping
Mfs would squeeze themselves into the far corner of the point and wait for someone to rush in
no. there are only 3 roles in hp.
- the anchor, the power position guys, and 1 dude sitting somewhere in the point
disagreeable, but great
how is tdm less camping than hardpoint
1 dude, rightt

spawns flipping all the time constantly rotating
1, yes, right now
2, not pooping, just baiting
and? a dude can just sit in a room and wait
You'd have to move to get kills, and camping would easily get you backstabbed
u can predict spawn points by looking at map
regardless camping is part of the game
harder to camp in hardpoint
I don't think the dude plays hp at any actually competitive level by the sounds of it...
cuz they know ur there

true
he can, but that'll get him the bottom fragger title
u dont gotta b camping in the hard point :0
weakest link of the team
by his definition of it, people shouldn't use cover at all, everyone should just stand out in the open
real
ERRRRRRRR
👎
that doesn't matter, he's the obj guy
that's how it's supposed to work
hardpoint most stressful game
personally snd >>>
u gotta break in point and hold it after
There's no obj in tdm
and also, you don't just assign obj to 1 guy
because the obj guy will for sure die
camping doesn't got anything with the enemy knowing your location.
camping is sitting at a spot for quite a time. that's the definition.
if he doesn't, well you got a 150-0
just talkin bout me here, i aint doing allat, i'm running
what's one got to do with how the weather is or what the enemy is wearing
so capturing a flag in dom is camping?
ye u can barely sit in hardpoint for 2 second before a frag and 20 stun come flying at u
then u gotta move
A gun hoping to get to 10k points
I don't think it requires <quite a time> to dominate a point
lets b real tho hp does have their campers
a good definition of camping is: purposefully disengaging from optimal objective play to preserve life (kd)
at most, a few seconds
longer than the amount of time u can sit undisturbed in zone
not even 10 btw
so naturally, the modes that depend on kd encourages people to camp
dawg wut modes depend on kd
I can sit for whole 40 seconds in HP
also, undisturbed? not what defines camping
r u dumb
it's not about moving or not. it's about what you're doing
uh duh
Tdm, ftl 
ye sure u can
if you're afk in spawn, you're not camping
if you sit undisturbed, you're AFKing away from the battlefield, not camping
nuh uh

technically i’m also moving
bro has gyro on 24/7
no ur not
@rare island Africa react?
hp is the only mode that doesn't favor camping lol.
bad take, u need a breath mint
no even up for debate
domination is pretty campy too, depending on the map
u have never played hardpoint outside of shipment
themboys don't breathe
you're literally stuck in stalemate for most of the game in dom
ive def played shipment hp before
ye bud is slow
and control the meta is lowkey to slay out their bad players in spawn
but at the comp level, control is campy too
hp is the only mode where people rotate around the map constantly
may b down but spirits r up
uhhh no
5/10 rage bait
just block him lol. tfking told me to do the same
waiting for m21ebr royal crimson to come back fr
I was expecting it to open
make that 2/10 when?
i should
Still chug the child?
edit it rq
W skin
bro hasn't seen the amount of camping when it's shipment
let alone the side ones, even when the point is hard in the middle, some dude is always camping in the container with an LMG, Sentry and leaving his Pitbull on our asses
blocked
ye its shipment
shocking
You just won 3 skins:
OG ghost, OG Urban tracker and special ops 1

and no decent player camp in shipment
hell yeah
unless ur doing melee gold

decent player or not, people camp
u camp when ur doing melee gold?

Crazy fr 😭
it witterly is in the game

what
Camping for melee gold? How 😭
some ppl do
how do u even camp for melee gold
decency got nothing to do with allat
bro finna bring in the weather next 😭
it’s prob the fastest way to get that section done
or slide melee
nuh uh
i used to have to rely on bot lobby to get the crouching kills done
little dyk i'm neo, i dodge them bullets
replace the smoke with akimbo thermite/molotov and you won't need to spam
but melee
tho
Cowering at the corner of the point waiting for the enemy to come in point, def not camping 
talking abt shipment 1944 or something
I still do 💀
Yeah
u dont know how to melee
where is the fearmyblades guy
It really just doesn't work
Melee noobs
slide into them :0
just block him. istg he’s rage baiting
ur automatically in a crouching position
I'd have to get close to the enemy and crouch just to get the kill
yea u got baited thats rough
Pointless trying to have a discussion with him. For that, he would need to be capable of thought.
Sadly though...
gave me a rating of 5/10 yet decided to block me lol
I am not affected by such weak and obvious bait 
u replied to him tho
L take, ur not open minded
fr, what's "decent player" got to do with that
bc we r on the same wavelength
little dyk i used to date TFKing
Fr gng 
Did someone say rage bait
Yeah, bc it's not bugging me
i was baiting a dude earlier
he think i’m a girl
Gosh this bread tastes horrible

I finally got the lava remix after 3 months of grinding 😭.
But I don't really know what's happening, ever since I got the gun I've been playing terribly. My aim just began to suck
And it's dry 
thats rough somone thought u were a girl, r u on something?
Stop eating it then
The gun sucks
who thinks that lmao
we were in an abusive relationship
he got away tho
bro finally fooled someone
😭
I have to, it's the only thing available and I need to take my meds
sadge but relatable
bread with water and sugar 👍
Pov: you met aspect with the muscle pic
But it's my only mythic gun. 😭

ak117 sucks? aw man, I bought skins for no reason
Sometimes you gotta let go
The free mythic
Horrid stuff
u dont even gotta buy skins, they just b giving it for freee
Benz logo for a sight 
Oh I recommend it. You mix sugar in water or just dip the bread in sugar

💀
free anime skins are shit. exception being Oden's NekoNeko
Um..tf
sprinkle the sugar on the bread
nah tahts also shite
Based I also thought the merc robot was decent
oden megladon
Even though they didn't add a new voice and kept the default Australian voice lines
ah, my misha762 is fine then
Oden Cardinal
make sure it on the dog tho
Oden Royal Crimson
No. The sugar would be lacking. Dip the bread. And if it's sugar cubes, take like 3 and eat it per mouthful
No dogs here
dawg dig the bread in the water then sprinkle the sugar
bow-wow
Meh won't be tasty
Merc Combat Rig is what I usually used back in my main account
If that's the sound your dog makes i think it needs to see a vet 😭
It would make the bread soggy
sugar water and bread??? no thats diluted sauce for the bread. sugar is seasoning on the bread if sprinkled on it when dipped in the water
the Gravity Vortex Launcher
its mexican duh
anyone remembers?
Ahh you also played IW? Even though it was p2w I still loved the skill gap
Don't dip the bread in water dawg. Why would you dip it
Also terminal being space themed was cool af
ew y would u dip the water in the bread
that was the only other thing I got to play apart from Black Ops 3&4
I played cod starting from black ops 1 till infinite warfare
never experienced AW, Ghosts, or the recent BOCW

I also had a cod game on the ps2 but I lost it lmao
now u gotta play it irl
😂
No no no. You dip the bread in sugar, make a sugar mixture with water, eat the sugar dipped bread and then drink the sugar water afterwards
Matchmaking being slow again
tbh BOCW isn't recent anymore, that's just what was when I wasn't gone back to my cave
Maximum sugar
just fast forward bro

I just wish they added more effects from the campaign in iw like zero g and stuff like that into mp and maybe remove the p2w system
no, u sprinkle the water on the bread and sprinlke the sugar on the bread
But oh well we live in a time where codm is the best cod atm maybe black ops 7 will be cool
WTF
idk lol he added me. then he wants to see me without clothes on
wut r u on abt
then i obv led him on a wild goose chase for an hour
yea ur not that attractive
💀
Why would you do something as horrid as sprinkling! The sugar would never be enough if you sprinkled
Fr 😂
but my digital footprint is not worth it
idk wut ur on abt, u dip the sugar on the bread on water the bread bro do u not understand
Digital footprint? 💀 There's nothing that can trace you back
What about your digital handprint
dude just use milk instead of water
You forgot your digital handprint
uh oh
digital butt print
oh but you CAN waste money on nitro? alr alr
A glass of milk mixed with 8 teaspoons of sugar?
uh obvioulsy 
Sure
do u not undertand?
wtf
Brown sugar
u wouldnt understand
holy calorie surplus
nothing there to understand
White sugar
comes from brown cows
Brown
anything to get the calories in bro
White sugar is dookie
It's delicious. Try it
Once you try brown you never go back
no chance
I haven't tried it
🤌✨
ur not getting, u will one day when ur poverty
How does someone become poverty
A divinity?
A skill? Pronoun?
milk is like, 30 cents per litre for me
and I'm already poor
im poorer
Too bad I'm lactose intolerant
Buy a cow and milk that instead
ok themboy
I'm the poorest
duh
im poorer than the poorest
Doodoo
Dodo
yea but the milk man is right there
I'm the poorest of the poor
skill deffo
he chose poverty when he was getting reincarnated
They should bring back milkman jobs
i am poorer than the poorest of the poor
ur not
i can confirm ur not
u havent met my cousin hal
Why can't you tipfinger but you can tiptoe
hal
berd?
bc i like to wiggle my fingers not my tip toes
He must have chosen the wrong era
bro's cousin is a medieval weapon
no just hal, he lost the berd part bc poverity
poverity
But then people can wiggle their toes
wut r u talking abt? i have spray on shoes
extra i? that'll be $3.59 sir
nah 3.58
nah 3.59
Sucks that the day is almost over
People do wiggle toes. The finger isn't the only thing wigglable
thats a lil too high bring it down to 3.61
But can you wiggle the ring toe
Would you be willing to accept 2.58?
cap
mmmm the price isnt sitting right with me its gotta b 3.135
lowest we accept here is $5
You are willing to accept $1? Damn you're sweet
I got 5 cents
if you got $6 in your account, give $5 to me
add a zero and you now own a rapper
0
zero sugar thats my rapper name
oh wait, wrong era
Dam
You're too smart for this era
3 coopper coins pls 
my weekly meal cost a fortune. now i have nothing
have a space metal instead
My daily meals cost a fortune

earthbends a space rock your way
I can't click the button
my droplets of water cost a fortune
now imagine having less than nothing
Breaks it
ok uhhvatar

lemme try