#codm-discussion
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He cannot handle it
type 63 is 2 shot while the uss9 is 3 shot
“With great power comes great responsibility-”
Ahh moment
me?
And also you have smrs which is 1 shot
1 opportunity
Yea
Would you risk it? Or let it slip?

Risk it for da biscuit.
hmm
Mythic ring...🥹
Meanwhile I was playing codm yesterday and landed in sanatorium
There were some confetti
Mom's spaghetti
I'm NGL spaghetti sounds good right now
BRUH
I would love it honestly with shrimps 
And cherry tomatoes
Can't have shrimp
Happy or sad your queen?

Don’t take it personally man. I like juice music aswell
Always happy 
But spaghetti goes perfectly with garlic bread
Allergy right?
Yep
Cool !!
It's so delicious for real bro🔥
Especially if it's made from scratch
I have seen many variations of garlic bread btw
I don't actually know which is the original recipe

If you know someone who can make it from scratch you'll wonder how you lived without homemade spaghetti and garlic bread
Wow I would love to eat this for lunch now 
It's also a perfect dinner idea
Yeah 
The spaghetti could have mushrooms also?
Creamy mushroom spaghetti
Why yall glazing food. Ain’t there no good food available in America?
You are making me hungwy.
Also perfect for a break after playing codm

Same

Codm steamers should cook and eat this in front of the viewers instead of eating unhealthy 
😭👍🏼
@elder niche you
Imagine Parker the Slayer cooking live steam 
Hmmm

Has anyone seen @raptor
Busy with irl work and stuff mate.
He vanished after the Chicxulub impactor
@jade basalt have you tried garlic bread 
@blazing gale nice name

Oh damn , hope everything is alright
What's that
Delicious
But bat breath
Bad
It's the meteorite which destroyed dinosaurs 

For real
🥧
got pretty good squad
He's on the streamer mode
Yeah he using streamer mode on codm game 

Buddy got carried
Irl??
?
I deranked
Superman...

I love my striker shotgun
love the new desperado turret 
Will discuss
Lol
You have this skin?
Lmfaoo
YO
Wow
How are you!!
Anyways
Hmm
Wish they didn't nerf whopper
Chopper!!
I woulda muched on that so bad
noo i went neg

What happen to the superman pfp ??
I want to end someone tonight

Net*
Awhhhh
Bruv at what level can I send photos in here
You are the 3rd?
Series legend...
Hardpoint in codm is like the red and blue pill.
You have to decide whether you want to have obj and negative score or 0 obj and positive K/d lol
I keep fucking over my sleep cycle dude. Smh
I rank hardpoint everyday with vmp and striker shotgun..

I'll put it on once I feel like being superman rn I'm nobody
Have you watched nobody
I have it on krm
Noo
Why nobody what's happen?
You are somebody!

Au revoir Pierre
no

Here is super man
Rise and shine
Would be top
@light fulcrum have you seen the guy who is trying to build the entire earth on Minecraft?
Buttman!
why Grau mythic is gas?
look my nitro
hmm
Finally the chat is ded
Eat pie
What if I have a terrible day
Are you the same discord dungeon monster
I'm not! Staaawp!
I'm literally 4'5 how could u even
How could u
Sup yall
Bro you are so flithy
Yk dat
He's not
U js being mean to everyone
N tats u
What does it mean
Sorry bro we didn't specify rules
R u saying I use my nails to defend
In discord
No I don't
I saiid on mic to stop using that shity nail gun
Because I have Osteoporosis I'm so sorry
I don't have game sound on
Oh really that's why you can hear my footsteps from five miles away

Bruh I don't hear anything
Can u pls not to fly away with wings on ur head pls
What?
I'm sorry
It's the discord dungeon monster yk
Yeah cuz I m not scavenger
what happen tho
Can anyone tell me what's the best way to get to legendary from grandmaster 5
play more
Stop having a job/life
wim more
Wdym
🇼
What
Idk how to explain it
Bro I'm in still in school
I ain't even got a job
Drop out of school
And make money
Aw so u r a little girl! Hi حمزة!
Fuck nah
Yo are u an Arab?
Half Arab
No I'm Pakistani😭
So u speak Arabic or nah?
I'm muslim
Yes
@crimson sand bro discord dungeon monster is watching on you
Yes. I . Do.
Ofc u are ur literally called (hamza) that spills it
Who?
I can't say the name
Hmm
They are watching
Stop spreading my secrets or I'm going to fly to ur House and fight with u.
Why?
What does it mean
I'm Kurdish, man!
انا قلت ان اسمه حمزة و المسلمين بس اللي بيسمو حمزة that's what I meant
Now we can't speak Arabic here
You are a Kurdish man who eats teenagers when they are alone?
Oki
Yes I know
I'm..I'm 15.. stawp!
This is so scary.. uh..
Anyone from south Africa?
Damn didn't know that u are a grandma
You are not 15
Africa
I'm black if it helps
No Africa
She called you daddy and you are sus now
Oki
Tf why ain't you in jail
Calling her grandma is sus?
I meant that she is old not my grandma bruh
Because I'm 15 I'll be soon
Hi
Like a roast
Ur gonna be in jail soon
hmm
Awww, tats right, I'm a big independent jannah!
Why aren't u in juvenile prison
Oki
I'm from Asia too. But someone got 51 kills in Alcatraz and saying it was all real players and there's no bots in Alcatraz in south Africa
No one trusts you discord dungeon monster
Watch it it's good
No, I'll be in سجن الحوت in Baghdad!

Yoo my brother
Oki why
I'm better 
Shut up
lol
Why are you requesting my bro @jolly kindle ???
You are small and wrak
That's why mum doesn't love you
Petition for the M4 g’nade launcher to be manual not auto fire on switch it’s a literally death sentence if your not looking up when switching (or at least allow 3 rounds to compensate for the wasted one)
That's not ture...
Ikr! Tats crazy how can I be tat petite!
Yes it is
I can't even say true correctly
Back then it didn't automatically shoot
I remember that
why did they change it to auto 🤔
Look at my drip
Who told u such lies
Idk
Hiiii
Remember when I saved your life
You still owe me that
And do you remember when I saved yours
Who are you greeting lmao
But everyone knows I m better
You are small
Wudduhail are u two talking about
That's false
What
Role-playing gumball and Darwin here is crazy lmao go to dms
😈
It's easy if u play alot
Like more than
10
Cz I'm still at 8 legendary icon
Gotta wait
Til two more seasons
To get dat

But you still are my little brother
I'm eating you
Hell nah you don't even have a stomach
I do find the M4 g’nade launcher fun to use but the waste of the first round really does hurt
I really love penguins
I do
And birds
Show me
And chemistry and medicine
I can't
Cuz you don't have one, you are just head and legs with 2 sticks attached on sides

No
WHY
Sleeping is for weak people
Why don't u mind ur own business
I haven't slept once since I was born
But Google says I got one
Says the guy who uses nail gun
It's a lie
Yes I weigh like 29kg ok I'm weak bye
Ok
Wth
That's fake lol
Nobody who is 15 weighs 29kg lol
Unless ur short af
No it's not it says I got one
Bro you started sounding like 16 yrs old
Guess what
I said that at the beginning, I might be 33kg
It's because I'm only 4'5
Ur a midget
Birb
What's that in meters?
It's normal because I'm Kurdish, my dad is 4'8 smth like dat
Yoo google says anais Watterson have most aura
Why so small
138cm

Nobody likes her
That makes sense now
True
It's okii bcz this is normal for Kurdish people because they used to live in cold places!
So they're
Short
But it's true
Unlike people who live in hot places
I have the most aura
Shut up, you are just a weak kid who gets in trouble and I m the hero
I don't understand how that works
Meet a black Kurdish
Ok mb bro
Lie is a lie
Good
Like imagine once I met a boy when I told him that I'm Kurdish he imagined the blue eyed girl with long blonde hair and then suddenly get shocked with a features barely seen from dark skin
Lol

Poor guy! We didn't talk since months
Tangled
@hollow jackal why is ur name "request nickname" what name did you put
He ghosted you
Well, let's not talk about that
Yea lol and I sent a photo of me as a meme and I got ghosted for like more than 3weeks (still no answer til now)
Imagine being this ugl
I'm dying
That's what scavengers deserve
U should move on it's not gonna happen between you guys
What
Huh
Wot
I'm not
A
Ok
Being tiny was a mistake.
I actually haven't seen a single (ugly) girl in my life
You should just get taller
No one is getting rizzed by that
Well, u didn't see me !
Is that rizz
How do u even comprehend that sentence as rizz lmao
Cuz I can
I really love rizz أحمر and rizz أبيض with لبن
That's the rizz lord
Sus
I'm cool.
Lmao she thought rizz means rice
wha
😭😭😭
No ur not grow taller please
Ohhh I'm so hungry
Bro how can you say she is a she and not a unc
What's wrong
They feel like a scavenger
With being 4'5
Everything
Isn't an unc or
U js jealous
Why should I care, if u said ur a she I will believe u, as if somebody checks after people
Omor I dey land now
Jealous of what

Believe 🤓
Edited it before u sent that
Nah nah
Ur gonna win every hide and seek game
Aw! Real how did u know!
Why would I be jealous of u being short
Show some respect

I'm not only short
Short people can become muscular easily
I'm completely tiny
Okay unc
But tall people look better after a bulk
Tiny buff people

After like 6y yeah
Might be more
You can maybe get taller if you are 15
Drink milk you will get taller
No way I woke up to see my 3 hour project full of doodles and scribbles from my 6 yr old sister
Well did u tell ur sis that her artwork was amazing
Well I would have disowned them
I'm happy with my height the reason is , because I got kicked out of school for two years and I'm with younger people now
What...
Call cops
But my size makes me more confident
Bro quick
Hi guys I'm new here
And I don't feel like a Grandma
How do you get kicked out of school
Next to them
hmm
CALL THE POLICE
And height of all reason
I'm confused
I remember having a batchmate that's around 4'7
I knew that was a discord dunger monster in disguise
Ah.. a friend of mine, she.. had some problems with me , personal problems, she put stuff in my bag and.. because I was a new student in the school I was in the 7th grade she was in the 8th
so fat
How did you know
They saw these wrong bad stuff, they spread some gossip, the teacher believed and my father knows but didn't defend
So I got kicked out
For two years
Yes
So they really put rugs in your bag
Why is brother tryna bypass a non-filtered word
And cigarettes
Wtf
Kicked out for 2 years is a bit much
THEY PUT RUGS IN YOUR BAGGGG?!!?

I dunk on 8th graders for breakfast
whats lunch
Hello 911
9th graders
oh
Yeah because I didn't have any proof of my innocence, the money in my bag also caused me a worse problem they thought I was selling, I got the money because I was shopping on my way back to home
Caught bro red handed
It was like more than 13 dollars
Who would sell ru s for 13 dollars..
Cheap rugs
Why didn't u do anything about u js let them win. YOU SOLD 
Somebody who's high and wasted themselves
balling
I don't recommend continuing this topic, tbh
I don't believe that scavenger
1 shot in this economy?
Yessir
I didn't have any proof though my dad knows I was innocent
They are probably trolling here
Amazing
And they could be a unc
Sure grandma
They are unc
But he didn't defend don't know why
No that's grandma JoJo
Discord dungeon monster
That was very sad, lost 2 years of my life bcz of my dad
I moved to a new school
Yay
Don't blame ur dad blame yourself gram gram
I moved to a new school since my previous one was dogshit in general
What
Cuz it was probably your dad who put those there cuz no 8th standard kid got those
Read it
I knew someone who had drugs, just saying
dam
She has a boyfriend, what would u expect from that .. ugh ..
Boyfriend? In 8th grade?
What?

This is a reddit story guys
I'd expect it from 10th graders and not 8th 😭
Okay I m not buying whatever you throwing
Don't believe that they're "kids" she was 15 at that time.
15 in 8th grade?
15 is still a child 
Yes, they're around 14-15
8th graders here are 13-14
Why you believing in discord dungeon monster
I'm 15 now too, THAT MEANS I WAS 14 THAT TIME
Okay idk what ur talking about
Nah, 13-12 are in the 7th grade
I eat you
People here are brain ded
Your country is late by a year
I'm here
You can eat
Why y'all started to eat each other
Eats
koss
Koss
Are we in a famine
Probably most of you are 15-16
Bromance
No.
Bc free will
Bold of you to assume I believe anything I read online
😭😭 got it
Bold of you to assume that I'm a disgusting minor
I can already see that
No, a lot of people in this server are old
We got people who are almost 30 in here
Bold of u to assume i am not a cat
Yea
I think Mty is around 50
@grand gyro
Bold of you to think that I m assuming and isn't spitting facts
You should be dead by now, I think
Throw pie at @grand gyro
15 human years in cat years is a lot
Ok
They got 9 lifes
No.
Fair enough
No, pie!
Good morning prettypie!
Tf
Oh fuck
Language.
I dare you to get exp out of it
im 80
You want to pie face me gasp
call me gramps
@distant girder
Pie I'll dream about u!
Give pocket money grandpa
ummmm
im saving for my retirement
still working at 80 you know
yall should help me out
DDM farming their food
Nuh uh, real grinders never stop
yuh fund me to keep going
I play games in middle of exams
Will my money go towards a good cause
Yes
I played it nearly 24/7
Just give it to me
Okay
Anybody from garena?
Yes
Do you play MP or BR?
I should also try garena, I heard people there are not absolutely ass
I need help with ranking up cause I get trash teammates whose aim sucks.
At this point I don't trust on teammates
Every game version has ass or good players
Yo guys which gun should I go for in the new series?
Except Japan and China
They can loose the best possible scenarios
Relatable.
Those have sweaty players
hi what is this what do i do? i my device's date wrong or anything?
"Your game data is abnormal, check your game environment., 13:33:57 09-09-2025 (15035)"
I mean the cold claws series
I got a stroke reading that
Even if someone on the team lends their mythic they still bad at the game.
Maybe you're banned.
Either there's bots as my teammates or they're just trash.
Hi guys what weapon is good to get in the new cold claw series?
Ban, lol
I just reinstall the game everytime I face problems
what is that time in end of the message? is it the time i get unbanned? (if im banned)
But yet they still outrank me like wtf.
Ye
You got temp ban only 24 hours so you got mass reported for being to good by salty players
Nothing to worry about
Most probably.
Lol 😂
what time zone cod mobile is on? because my device's time is later but im still banned
UTC?
I gotta watch his gameplay if he getting massreported
i camp a lot, does mass report by angry people still get you banned?
Camper.
Oh nvm
Lol
Yes only 24 hours limit tho
Deserved
Stop camping and play the game bro.
Why do you camp
Yo bro wana pvp
It's annoying when people camp around the corner with toxic loadouts.
Let's see who is better
too much cheaters, ppl headshoting me from across the map with assult guns man
Get good at it?
Well probably bots
in my country everyone buys cheats from telegram
Sounds like a skill issue to me.
Just get gooder
their aim goes right to people's head with that cheat
@jolly kindle bro pvp?
Just lock in
I can't read what you said
Is that even a real form of verb?
Nope.
Yes it's real
Bad form of english.
I SAID WOULD YOU LIKE TO PVP?
No
It is.
Not
I'm absolutely sure you're wrong.
No I'm bad
Ur wrong
Me too 🥲
Ok professor.
Ty
Who wana pvp
With?
Didn’t know could nuke multiple times in a single match till now
Sniper
Hell nah.
🙂
Which sniper
Any
I am giving pie to u so u can eat him
@calm cargo gobo gobo broskie
Butto butto chan

Hell nah memers raiding again
what's so bad about it
Nothing, bye
Koss
Koss
🫵 

We share 
Fine i koss u
hmmm
eh- 


it didn't work 😔
spam it until it comes back
Eats
Discussn't
<hmm,_I_should_send_a_gif_completely_unrelated_to_the_chat.GIF>

who allowed you to send my pic?
I ate
tht ain't yours
muffin changed his name
this is me. I'm a bald man.
:(
B A L D I E
nah, I'm black.
Can i kill enemy with echo grenade, how rare is it
why you smilin like "I know sumting, e he he"
i know things, and not smth 
i hope your mom gets well soon
That's a very round cat
I approve of this picture it's a 11/10
heh
I'm CoDMing it
oh I'm CoDMing it so good
thankyou ivy
hope u doing great too😇
*in codm

that's my cat

Lies
You don't have round cat
meanie
Power in numbers event while I have no friends 😭💔

alt accounts
Professional coder
nameless wonder
what
Lowkey might have to lmao
might have to?
that's my go-to
he have you
none of my friends (that I regularly play with) are consistent or punctual
irresponsible adults, all
I am a round cat
hmm
you wouldn't have to grind with all. other accounts are needed only to form the team

Iron sight is so big
rigbyyy
Silksong a few days ago
tbh fuuuck I want manta ray but fuck that gambling shit
5 days ago

meanwhile legendary version appearing

@tardy anvil Getting there
lucky
Asm10 is kinda chill
@cinder sentinel @distant girder @soft fractal a lot of food in chat
unemployed?
goated back in 2023
2 days till cache streak
Did you just insult my beloved map jaw bbg
@quick cape I'll protect you dw
no like an average human can't get diamond that easily unless if the person plays at least 3 hours per day
:3
No
mid I think
Realistically speaking 3 hours is nothing for an average eSports player
Or for top 1k players

how bout 5 hours?
lie
y u lie
THEY'RE SO SMALL
5 hours max to get diamond lol
😭yesss miniature kibbys
I have many
The kimmys are too cuties
me playing since beta but only have 1-2 diamond overall
and I'm emplo
me who haven't got into tier 20
Morning, we got school today chat
true
L
😭
I got a j-word
fair
three j-words, actually
Jews
I know people who are working and are sweating their palms of in game too lmao
and all da house chores
😔 school is gud
no
J-0-B
No
howayou shyii
being a kid is good
but not on discord
I was 2 months school-less, it’s fair going to it today
True
get outta this app, there are filthy roleplayers here
Basically every school year break
U fr
beri
me good at work w no work🤣
2+2
Leaving at 12:00
Back to work
6
I still can't beleive that 8 months have been passed already
Gngggg I know that feeling lmaooo
@velvet walrus @velvet walrus @velvet walrus


Failure
2+2=2*2=2^2


Okson
Boring™ Trilogy
true+true

000000010 = 2
I wonder who's Mae
not even there
What
low moderate at best
Sob
Thats not the final product
moments ago, chat was dead af
It’s just the formula
now it's a lita bita ded
Now u calculate
Huh
huhcat
there are some times that the server went crazy
Drop sir
this time
Ima touch you in codm
I can spam ping bored because yes
Straight up touching
Buttman the Supreme
Glaze
Bored and I used to get muted together
Good old days of us not following the server rules
I licketh thybuttocks
Speaking truth isn't glazing tho
Cropped and ss
Get muted now
Nuh uh
rank too high for shit like that
got a title to maintain now

A yellow role
Bro rn





