codm-discussion

[grand gyro]

Starting today grandpa is a chan cause he's very kawai

Trust

[lunar edge]

I've been wondering something
I'm an Indian player and used to get Indian players in the matches
But recently I've been getting only Irani lobbies with higher ping in the matches which makes killing enemies just too difficult

Is there any reason why codm would be connecting me to iraniI lobbies instead of Indian.
Pretty sure it's not my location, and even more sure it's not my internet speed

[grand gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/catrain-cat-train-cat-meme-רכבת-ישראל-tokyo-train-gif-9502037696837633371

[wheat kraken]

I think i saw a video of people ranking mythics and calling some mythics trash, bro some guns ill never afford are trash? 😭

[jade basalt]

as long dont call me senpai

[wheat kraken]

Alr

[grand gyro]

Your ping should only go as high as 70-80ms in Iranian lobbies, I have been facing the same issue and it's slightly irritating but I pack those desert players like a lunch box

[jade basalt]

what lobbies u get is based on what servers are available at the moment

[grand gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/nub-nub-cat-silly-cat-silly-kitty-gif-7773816275616110994

[jade basalt]

stop playingh when rest of ur country is sleeping

[grand gyro]

Massive skill issue for my country tbh

They could have had a chance to play with a goated player like me

[jade basalt]

more of a sleep issue, on ur end

[grand gyro]

Who's gonna keep Gotham safe?

[jade basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/menacing-smile-oswald-cobblepot-the-penguin-evil-grin-colin-farrell-gif-826816332743268978

[grand gyro]

Dw imma protect you grandpa pookie

https://tenor.com/view/nub-nub-cat-silly-cat-silly-kitty-gif-7773816275616110994

[jade basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/the-dark-knight-joker-2008joker-gif-27536830

[lunar edge]

Seems stupid especially after spending more than $700 on skins and upgrades. They could've at least given a priority server entry for p2w players

[grand gyro]

Bro spent $700 on codm skins gawd dayum

[lunar edge]

Same for this too, as I said above

[jade basalt]

lame

[turbid sluice]

Hopefully an Atlas FFAR

[jade basalt]

ew bro, u pay to play

[grand gyro]

It's only a small ms difference, as long as you aren't getting bullet delay you should be able to out skill them. As a matter of fact I love Irani servers, better than playing shameless Indian campers and melee spammers.

https://tenor.com/view/nub-nub-cat-silly-cat-silly-kitty-gif-7773816275616110994

[lunar edge]

I've got a good collection of maxed mythic guns, yet I'm dead by the time I even open up the ironsight 😂

[grand gyro]

How much ms do you get

[jade basalt]

u should have have spent onthe game if u cant deal with reality

[lunar edge]

Lmao yes, those lobbies are challenging cause those people move their characters

[grand gyro]

Dawg how much ms you play on

[lunar edge]

Indian 20, irani 50 or 60

[jade basalt]

..

[grand gyro]

Why you crying over 50-60? Lol that's a skill issue

Get better

[turbid sluice]

That happens to me often. But then again I'm on a weak ass 4G network... 😏

[jade basalt]

we didnt need to get the data to verify this

[grand gyro]

I get 50-60 in Indian servers

[lunar edge]

The bullets don't register most of the time

[grand gyro]

Cap
Bullet stop registering at +100ms

The noticable delay starts at +110ms

[jade basalt]

i was gona say 110

[grand gyro]

50-60 is one of the most smoothest gameplay

[lunar edge]

I really need up start recording huh

[grand gyro]

That's where the noticable delay starts

You do get a 0.2 second delay at +100ms

[jade basalt]

but once u know u have a delay, u can work with it

[grand gyro]

But it's so less that most people don't notice

Unless they make out with their weapons like me

[grand gyro]

That's also true
Not completely impossible

[jade basalt]

what u using these days

[half anvil]

What if our delay is only 8ms ;-; and peaks at 17

[grand gyro]

@lunar edge 4 finger or thumb?

[lunar edge]

3 fingers

[jade basalt]

i mean, u just know when u have hit the shots and move on, u dont wait for the "normal kjill" popp

[lunar edge]

😬

[fallow violet]

Not bad for a purple crate i guess

[grand gyro]

Trying out marksman (1 shot not spam) and shotguns (not burst). Also I turned off my ads sync thingy so it's tripping me off, I'm still trynna get used to it. Had to change my entire sensitivity.

[turbid sluice]

You can have a decent ping and a bad network tho'. I play at 50-80ms but I get a lot of packet loss and Fail To Connect error in the middle of games with ping spiking 199ms then out... Reconnect to the game... Slap the phone

[jade basalt]

haveu considered investing in a dslr to take tese pics

[fallow violet]

I play on ipad and take pic with phone lol

[jade basalt]

we know

[half anvil]

Lol

[fallow violet]

Instead of screen shot ipad, go discord and back to game

Eww blue crates more left is stickers

Maybe I should use xp cards to upgrade shorty

[grand gyro]

Alright-ish
Leggy yet?

[fallow violet]

I never use em

[jade basalt]

Meanwhile, (ignore the flash)

[fallow violet]

Talking shit 🤣

[grand gyro]

Am not gonna ignore the flash

Chat look at the flash

[fallow violet]

Karma a mfer

HEY EVERYBODY

LOOK AT THIS GUYS FLASH

[jade basalt]

u all deserve a vacation in hell

[fallow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/muahaha-louise-belcher-bobs-burgers-fire-gif-4141392

[grand gyro]

Chat what do you do when a baddie wakes up and calls you the first thing in the morning

[ocean granite]

how do you check

[grand gyro]

Are you looking at his flash?

[lunar edge]

Nop, gm still
I'll take my sweet time to get to leggy

[valid glen]

Talk to her?

[ocean granite]

i did not notice it

[grand gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/nub-nub-cat-silly-cat-silly-kitty-gif-7773816275616110994

[ocean granite]

overlooked it

[junior ore]

Hm

[jade basalt]

i am sure dude counts manually , but we do have the completionist tab in game

[solemn cipher]

Blocked messages in chat

[grand gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/catrain-cat-train-cat-meme-רכבת-ישראל-tokyo-train-gif-9502037696837633371

[fallow violet]

Why is there two diff blue crates what’s the diff

[ocean granite]

i don’t wanna do that

[grand gyro]

I just jugged you for being GM this late in the season

[grand gyro]

Why

[solemn cipher]

Learn to read

[grand gyro]

Use brain chonkamoroll

[fallow violet]

Just says 1 and 2

[ocean granite]

i’m exhausted for today

[fallow violet]

Doesn’t say specifically

[ocean granite]

me no want

[solemn cipher]

There you go

[ocean granite]

roll needs rest

[fallow violet]

This is why people get slapped

[grand gyro]

Das it
Mods ban this chonkamoroll

[ocean granite]

i am NOT going anywhere

[lunar edge]

Lobbies get tryhard on after leggy
So I let the first month pass by before grinding

[fallow violet]

Chonkmarol is crazy

[ocean granite]

what on earth

[grand gyro]

Man the sheer amount of gifs that I have which aren't allowed

Heartbreaking

[grand gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/steal-doro-gif-1027805425862452031

[ocean granite]

❤️‍🩹*

[fallow violet]

Oh nice i can pick the 2888 credits EACH TIME

[grand gyro]

@jade basalt it was indeed a massive skill issue

[fallow violet]

Fuckyeahhhhhhh

[ocean granite]

give it back chonkman

[grand gyro]

My doro now

[lunar edge]

Hey no

[ocean granite]

i’m gonna plot something

[grand gyro]

Am gonna tell a trusted adult about it

[ocean granite]

just you wait

[grand gyro]

You done for

[lunar edge]

It's a way to chill in the game without tryhrding

I call it strategy

[grand gyro]

But where is fun in that

What's the point of playing a competitive game when you are scared of competing?

[fallow violet]

Damn so for the silve ghoul crate, even if i buy 10 at once, I’m almost guaranteed some trash?

[ocean granite]

stick to a few matches a day

[grand gyro]

You just wanna play bot lobbies and bad players at the end of the day

[lunar edge]

My manager at the job entertains me all day 🥲

[lunar edge]

Exactly!

[ocean granite]

imagine if there was a pub mode with all real players

[lunar edge]

Isn't that a great strat

[solemn cipher]

It's called ranked

[grand gyro]

Das it
No more butter chicken for you

[jade basalt]

there is...

[fallow violet]

Lmao

[ocean granite]

i want the freedom of picking my desired map

[lunar edge]

Played so bad in ranked games, the game started giving my team bot lobbies in ranked

[solemn cipher]

Get shadowbanned

[jade basalt]

if u r a "meta" player, u get meta players in ffa

[grand gyro]

My hud lowkey goated

[jade basalt]

bimbo lobbies exist

[grand gyro]

What if I am Buttman

[ocean granite]

erm

i’m clueless

[jade basalt]

u r preety close to be one of those meta players ( u might be already)

[ocean granite]

also the penalty thing

[grand gyro]

I don't use uss9

[lunar edge]

Pro

[solemn cipher]

Shadow banned is being put in hacker lobbies

[ocean granite]

i wish the game compensated with a rank protective card everytime

[solemn cipher]

Exclusively

[grand gyro]

Honestly, I do use oden so I suppose you can call me a meta player

[jade basalt]

i said meta player, not meta gun.

[grand gyro]

Even tho oden hasn't recieved any buff it's a pretty meta weapon still

[ocean granite]

that is just sad

[jade basalt]

oden is competative

[fallow violet]

So does br rotate weapons u can pick up? Sometimes I can’t even find the dingo or ask

[lunar edge]

Here's a xp card instead

[fallow violet]

Ak*

[ocean granite]

i have almost 200k of them

[grand gyro]

Are you perhaps referring to me no lifing the game?

[grand gyro]

It is goated

[jade basalt]

whats a bad gun in codm ?

which is*

[grand gyro]

Pharo for being ugly and a burst weapon

Imagine using guns that aren't pretty

Couldn't be me

[jade basalt]

u calling pharo bad ?

[grand gyro]

I should aim for top 1k next season if I get time

[ocean granite]

i unironically used to do that

[jade basalt]

pharo can take down goliaths

[grand gyro]

I had, it looks disgusting and it's a burst weapon

[elder niche]

[ocean granite]

when i was a newbie, i would use guns that looked the most appealing

[jade basalt]

lee find my pharo

[elder niche]

same

[ocean granite]

i liked the locus for that reason

[grand gyro]

I still do that
Stats are mid, I need to feel satisfied

I can make kills with any guns to begin with

[lunar edge]

Locus shots sound like farts

[grand gyro]

[elder niche]

i didn't give a shi abt gunsmithing, all i did was using a red dot

[grand gyro]

Massive skill issue

[elder niche]

that was 2 years ago

[ocean granite]

satisfaction is key to enjoying the game

[grand gyro]

Me after reading what you just said

[elder niche]

i didn't follow any youtuber i didn't know a thing abt the game

[fallow violet]

Scrolling through codm on my phone reminds me while I don’t use it to play especially with touch

[grand gyro]

The gun must pleasure me

[fallow violet]

Registered scrolls as selections

[ocean granite]

don’t tell me you use a suppressor

[elder niche]

[finite niche]

i just want my cordite now bruh i hate waiting

[ocean granite]

oh.

[grand gyro]

Suppressor on locus is criminal

[junior ore]

Hm

[fallow violet]

Hm

[elder niche]

that's pure racism 🙏

[ocean granite]

real talk

[grand gyro]

Speaking of locus my sniping skills are on the brink of death

[lunar edge]

I stopped using locus 2 years back when it got a nerf

[grand gyro]

I haven't done any of that shi in days

[grand gyro]

Is this dude real?

[fallow violet]

Hmmm wonder why I don’t see gradient names on iPad

Weird

[high pilot]

Tung tung tung sahur

[grand gyro]

He can't possibly be real

[ocean granite]

just use it man

[grand gyro]

Cute frog homie

[lunar edge]

NA 45 best

[elder niche]

[fallow violet]

Y’all get a room

[grand gyro]

Nah man this is why Indian players get hated 💔

[lunar edge]

It makes a ringing sound to distract enemies

[elder niche]

that's kinda racist

[lunar edge]

Oi you shush

[grand gyro]

Do you know how hard I need to work to recover our dying image

[fallow violet]

Perfect then

[grand gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/snow-fall-franklin-brick-by-gif-24960882

[jade basalt]

el pharo

[lunar edge]

Look at that gun
Looks so good

Couldn't imagine hating it

[ocean granite]

i just wanna hide

[jade basalt]

at 128 mobility, u wouldnt loiook at anuything

[lunar edge]

I'll find you

[fallow violet]

I should click modes more often i keep playing isolated br

Should i try blackout

[lunar edge]

May I suggest prop hunt?

[fallow violet]

Is that back?

I love prop hunt its why i bought bo6

[jade basalt]

So tiredofclaiming these

ffff my cordite is not master

[jade basalt]

i neeget ack grinding

[ocean granite]

i’m peak at hide n seek

[undone raptor]

👋

[ocean granite]

hate dat

[ocean granite]

how.

[night spindle]

[fallow violet]

O back to not gulag on blackout nice

[ocean granite]

must be so hard for you!

[half anvil]

Prop hunt in MWII was fun. We had broken props

[elder niche]

[hard olive]

I wish I could delete all the gun mastery calling cards (epic and rare) and avatars.

[elder niche]

james, since ur here.
you were the first person i talked with early june when i joined the server with my other account

[jade basalt]

or create a "warehouse" for us to put stuff

[lunar edge]

True
And even some of the charms

[hard olive]

Ok? Cool.. ?

[elder niche]

[hard olive]

That'd be good too.

[hard olive]

Forgive me, I just don't know how to respond to that.

[haughty glen]

Also what i thought

[hard olive]

And backpacks, while we're at it.

[half anvil]

A system to show off all mastered weapons would be nice.

[elder niche]

i don't believe there's a response to that too

[hard olive]

Alrighty then.

[jade basalt]

u can respod to by saying, "hope i was a good host and u enjoyed your stay"

[lunar edge]

And that warehouse needs to be readjusted every season like the downloads, that'd be fun for sure

[hard olive]

This is a Discord server. Not an AirBNB.

[grand gyro]

@hard olive jamjam

[hard olive]

Yo.

[half anvil]

I think the only worse incorrect response than that is to ask them if they still have all their organs.

[grand gyro]

Look at my new favourite gif

https://tenor.com/view/nub-nub-cat-silly-cat-silly-kitty-gif-7773816275616110994

[jade basalt]

"hope i was a good online pixel and u enjoyed your stay"

[hard olive]

Neat. What does it mean?

[jade basalt]

haha

[hard olive]

Is Ivy leaving?

[elder niche]

being nice in 2025 is wild

🥀

[grand gyro]

Nothing
An instagram user just draw these silly cat pics and this is one of them

[half anvil]

Somw of us are nice unless its an idiot

[hard olive]

Not being nice is more wild.

[jade basalt]

i hope i was

[lethal cloud]

OH MY GOSH

YES

[hard olive]

That's a cat?

[lethal cloud]

LEMME SEND U MY FAV

[ocean granite]

a fragmented pixel

[grand gyro]

Sillynubcat

[lethal cloud]

I can't show it here

[grand gyro]

That's the name

[hard olive]

Oh, I see it now.

[grand gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/nub-nub-cat-silly-cat-silly-kitty-gif-7773816275616110994

[jade basalt]

nah, James is a FULL pixel

[grand gyro]

Sillynubcat does make some crazy drawings tbh

[hard olive]

You're free to go any time. You're a big boy.

[elder niche]

[lethal cloud]

Looka dms

[grand gyro]

Am gonna report you rn
Consider yourself dead

[lethal cloud]

LMAO WHAT

That's why I send it in dms

Not here

[elder niche]

[lethal cloud]

😭

[jade basalt]

not sure about other, i can only tell about myself, yes.

[hard olive]

You put too much importance in a Discord server.

[grand gyro]

It's sarcasm james

[ocean granite]

?

[grand gyro]

You are taking me way too seriously

[ocean granite]

what if we all mass reported buttman

[elder niche]

[elder niche]

I'm in

[hard olive]

I take things here at face value.

[lethal cloud]

Where to sign?

[grand gyro]

Most people know that I'm never serious unless it's a serious issue

[jade basalt]

being chonky

[jovial dune]

hmmmm'

[ocean granite]

who is

[grand gyro]

Why all women ganging up against me

Sexist

[jade basalt]

i still cant belive i afk got the ooze pdw

[grand gyro]

😔

[grand gyro]

Chonk

[elder niche]

that's a good question actually

[jovial dune]

yes

[opal frigate]

For a while I couldn't send messages to this server why?

[ocean granite]

the report button xd

[lethal cloud]

Bro's serius issue is what dessert is he gonna eat after he just ate a chocolate cake all by himself

[grand gyro]

Actually.....

[lethal cloud]

💀

[loud birch]

Yazzy is bald ..

[jade basalt]

Crazyyyy afk reward

[ocean granite]

lemme go check if i have this

[lethal cloud]

Yes, its not my real hair

😔

[jade basalt]

u said this like 6 hours ago

[elder niche]

[loud birch]

What..

I thought it was real

😞

Good things last..

[opal frigate]

Jjdndmjemr

[half anvil]

Nutella is blue ..

[grand gyro]

I do have a channel dedicated to me in a server where I just talk about what desert I like and love

[loud birch]

Milkshake is white

[hard olive]

More of a chocolate brown..

[grand gyro]

Chonkella

[half anvil]

Milkshake says haii

[hard olive]

Oh.

[half anvil]

Lmao

[ocean granite]

did i?

[half anvil]

I mean technically you're right

[elder niche]

wild.

[loud birch]

Fatty Tuttman

[grand gyro]

Cap I'm slimy

[loud birch]

https://tenor.com/view/riverdale-alexandra-cabot-milkshake-drinking-strawberry-milkshake-gif-9683603347163655134

Oh wait

Whoops

[opal frigate]

The PDW57

[loud birch]

The wind pushes you back dosent it? >_< so petite

[half anvil]

Stop drinking meeehhh

[grand gyro]

I get man handled 💔

[fallow violet]

Waitholupwut

O broken heart

[loud birch]

#need

[fallow violet]

Ok whew

[grand gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/milkshake-hey-arnold-drink-gif-15968061

[fallow violet]

Boyyyyyy

[quasi finch]

achoo

[half anvil]

STAHP IT

Bruh

[fallow violet]

Cover ur mouth heathen

[half anvil]

Im gonna start shooting

[quasi finch]

no

[elder niche]

[fallow violet]

Cochin a

[half anvil]

Anyways haiii fav Nutella! Hows you?

[loud birch]

Am doing fine! And you?

Hi James!

[half anvil]

Ooh glad to hear it! Im good too ty!

[ocean granite]

i didn’t say i was gonna check + it was 4 hours NOT 6

[hard olive]

Time to go get paid to rub bellies. 🐕 🐕✌🏼 Toodles.

[half anvil]

Asta la pasta

[loud birch]

Good good !

[half anvil]

Lucky man

[ocean granite]

i win my case

[loud birch]

Bye bye

[jade basalt]

time is relative , it does not pass at tahe same speedfor everyone

[lunar edge]

Rub mine too?

[half anvil]

Have a headpat

[ocean granite]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-tiktok-emoji-gif-6416669760554504958

[elder niche]

[loud birch]

[fallow violet]

O when i finish the Scylla search I get to pick which weapon

Noice

[tardy anvil]

that blue looks nice

[loud birch]

Blueberry

[ocean granite]

keep babbling

[loud birch]

[ocean granite]

:/

[jade basalt]

u gota farm xp somehow

[tardy anvil]

time is objective, but the perception is subjective

[ocean granite]

ofc ofc

i have to go finish this task

[tardy anvil]

wait this is such a good emote

might even be pfp worthy

[ocean granite]

it’s so overlooked

[half anvil]

I'll do you one better.

"Now" doesn't exist.

[fallow violet]

Tf the old folks on about

[ocean granite]

would this be the most hated pokémon

[grand gyro]

You didn't just say that

💀

Who hates psyduck?

[ocean granite]

was it too Misty coded

[tardy anvil]

hm how does that look

[half anvil]

How do you hate psyduck?

[half anvil]

I like it lol

[loud birch]

Very cutesy

[ocean granite]

very nice

[grand gyro]

Literally

[half anvil]

Wait want me to get you a png of it ?

[tardy anvil]

sure!

[half anvil]

Send the image rq

[ocean granite]

i don’t, in fact i kind of pitied it even though it was useless most of most the time

[hoary meteor]

MILKSHAAAAAKE

[buoyant kindle]

[half anvil]

Pre evolution magikarp. Nuff said

[half anvil]

Fake ghust

[tardy anvil]

AI enhance?

[half anvil]

Nah just clip

[hoary meteor]

Who?

[half anvil]

Oh look its Pluto

The former planet

[tardy anvil]

that's honestly amazing

[tardy anvil]

CNNs at its finest

[half anvil]

Send me image rq I'll show you how to clip it

[half anvil]

You've had enough.

[tardy anvil]

I just took a picture of the emote zoomed in lol

[hoary meteor]

Im gonna drink more of you

[tardy anvil]

wait what the heck

samsung?

[jade basalt]

A good game

[fallow violet]

Thought they banned you bigboiiii

[half anvil]

Yep

[normal void]

Is the card blitz event for summer sale confirmed?

[tardy anvil]

man I wish I still had mine

[tardy anvil]

ha. AI pipeline wins

[hoary meteor]

[wheat jacinth]

What is happening here

[hoary meteor]

Imma eat you too

[wheat jacinth]

Too many dogos

[jade basalt]

oo

[half anvil]

Yeah. Im not a fan of AI. But this is kinda nice to have.

[fallow violet]

Thats…hot?

Idek anymore

[hoary meteor]

[half anvil]

Uno momento

[jade basalt]

we back on og nicks?

[hoary meteor]

[tardy anvil]

I sold my samsung s22 to apple for $45

one of the worse decisions I've made

[elder niche]

[fallow violet]

Apple does it too?

[tardy anvil]

using my old android now for the less legit activities

[tardy anvil]

really?

[fallow violet]

Just grabbed that lol

[hoary meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-grand-theft-auto-police-car-video-game-gif-16275156

[tardy anvil]

lol

[half anvil]

Lol. Im on s24 Ultra.

[half anvil]

I might go back to Apple. Cameras are nice and I take a lot of car/bike pics

[hoary meteor]

[half anvil]

But other than that theyre pretty equal.

[fallow violet]

That’s why i went apple and easy functioning of apps with watch and ipad

[ocean granite]

was it worse?

[fallow violet]

I was samsung boi forever

[ocean granite]

that pokémon does look stupid

[half anvil]

See I got a Garmin watch so ecosystem never phased me

[half anvil]

It was the worst. By far. Its evolution is great but on its own..no.

[hoary meteor]

[fallow violet]

I had samsung and samsung but i can control ring and stuff from apple watch, couldn’t from samsung

[hoary meteor]

Im hungy

[fallow violet]

I am too what are you cooking

[tardy anvil]

ehhh

rip

[hoary meteor]

Ran out of the food

[tardy anvil]

well here's the original with no background at least

[hoary meteor]

L teamate

[tardy anvil]

I mean it's terminal

[light fulcrum]

Buy more food

[hoary meteor]

No matter

[fallow violet]

Damn pham pace yaself

[hoary meteor]

James stole it

[tardy anvil]

?

[half anvil]

You can now.

But to each their own

[tardy anvil]

samsung is android

that's all you need... ever

[tired iris]

Hii guys

[fallow violet]

Making spasghetti tonight with garlic toast

[fallow violet]

Sup gangstah

[tired iris]

😝

[hoary meteor]

GIVE IT

[tardy anvil]

sharing with friends or family?

[fallow violet]

I usually make enough for both 🤣

I’ll have it for lunch tomorrow I’m sure

[tardy anvil]

haha nice nice

[hoary meteor]

MAKE ANOTHER FOR ME

[fallow violet]

Idk how to portion when cooking 🤣

[tardy anvil]

one of the guys I live with makes a killer pasta too

[fallow violet]

I got you!

[tardy anvil]

and he always makes a whole pot to feed the house lol

[fallow violet]

I usually post my food pics here, some people love em some don’t 🤣

[hoary meteor]

Is he single?

[lethal cloud]

You fucking fatass😭

[tardy anvil]

yup. looking though lol

[hoary meteor]

Give him my number

[fallow violet]

Lmao i didn’t see that comment from him

[tired iris]

Damn

[hoary meteor]

I need a man that can cook alot

[tardy anvil]

okay nevermind, content redacted

[hoary meteor]

Its 2025

[fallow violet]

We listen we dont judge

🤣

[hoary meteor]

Anyways

[tardy anvil]

new meta kilo build trust

[hoary meteor]

I saw that

[ocean granite]

j358 sounds so displeasing

[hoary meteor]

CINNAAAAMONNN!

[tardy anvil]

what the heck

[ocean granite]

:000

[hoary meteor]

Chat should i chatgpt myself

[placid star]

Hey

How are everyone

Can i ask

[tardy anvil]

that's got to be in the top 10 'best ways to kill a chat'

but I'm doing fine, hbu?

[placid star]

Good

[fallow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-trial-crazy-evil-ill-fucking-do-it-again-gif-17111514

[jade basalt]

top 3

[quasi finch]

[fallow violet]

You need a muzzle

[quasi finch]

i do bite

[quasi finch]

u need jesus

[fallow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/hail-satan-macegaleon-elmo-gif-15757940

Ok variant finished

[fallow violet]

Have you played today

[quasi finch]

no

im with my 5yo too during the day & the baby at night so its easier for me to play on weekends

i’ll play friday night

[grand gyro]

That sounds wrong

[quasi finch]

how

[grand gyro]

Kidnapper

I'm calling police

Yes officer this person right here

[tardy anvil]

I’m curious — how do you still find time to play this game as a married man with kids? I always thought marriage and parenting would keep someone busy enough that mind numbing time passes like CODM wouldn’t really fit in.

[ocean granite]

diamond d13 grind is torture

[quasi finch]

i’m a woman

[tardy anvil]

okay, then x2 my question LOL

[quasi finch]

but my 5yo goes to his grandmothers on the weekends so i’m only with my newborn on weekends

newborn eats every 3 hours and sleeps 3 hours

[fringe mountain]

Our team is organising a 20-player Call of Duty: Mobile tournament. The competition will involve team-based gameplay, and the winning player will receive a battle pass. DM for more information.

[quasi finch]

so in the 3 hour time frame i can play

:)

[finite niche]

gurt

[tardy anvil]

wow. definitely a rare demographic subset of the codm playerbase lol

[junior ore]

Hm

[quasi finch]

i’ve gotten used to it lol

[tardy anvil]

do you have other people you know to play with?

or literally just solo ranking

[finite niche]

[quasi finch]

i never 5 stack but i had a duo for 5 years, we recently stopped talking about 8 months ago

[ancient prairie]

Anyone can give me tips on grinding na45 for platinum

[quasi finch]

so i only ever played with her

[tardy anvil]

oh that's nice

[quasi finch]

now i rank alone or with my husband

[tardy anvil]

I think having someone to play with is a complete game changer

[quasi finch]

i got him into codm lol

[tardy anvil]

lol

[quasi finch]

it rly is!!

i hate solo

[tardy anvil]

I can't bear to stay in the game for more than like a month at a time these days

no one to play with and it's just feels so pointless

[ancient prairie]

Anyone can me tips on grinding my sniper na45 for platinum

[jade basalt]

stop burning urslef out with 1 game,

[quasi finch]

literally

[finite niche]

this is why you play multiple games

if you have time

obviously

[tardy anvil]

you'd think games like this are enjoyable.

[finite niche]

i only play like 2 games but its enough for me not to get bored of both of them

[tardy anvil]

but it's really dead boring

[grand gyro]

Grandpa can I burn your hair

[ancient prairie]

Can anyone give me tips I'm grinding my na45 sniper platinum

[jade basalt]

playing codm is easy, than turingon on the console

[jade basalt]

dont have enough

[tardy anvil]

play a good match, take a screenshot, add to a gallery of 100 others

my daily routine when I'm actually in the game

[finite niche]

i rarely get good matches

[jade basalt]

practice headshots

[grand gyro]

Now you'll have non

[quasi finch]

i main s&d

i loathe respawns

[finite niche]

tbf i play rank legendary snd so its already impossible to begin with

[ancient prairie]

Thanks anything else

[quasi finch]

hp & dom are fine to rank up with when i need the xp tho

[jade basalt]

all my matches are great, gavce up rank grinding, will get there ny ways, gona master my weapons

[finite niche]

but when those good snd matches come they feel so good

[tardy anvil]

I personally hate the stress of snd

[jade basalt]

double tap

[tardy anvil]

so I just play hp lol

[quasi finch]

i’m a sniper so i love a good sniping match

[finite niche]

ive never been good at respawns lol

[quasi finch]

but either works fine lol

[opal frigate]

Sup people

[finite niche]

i cant handle to much stuff at once

[jade basalt]

i ayed tdm only till least year sometime, now i hp only

[tardy anvil]

I think honestly getting into snd would be an interesting change

[elder niche]

Hp in shipment is scary

[ancient prairie]

Ohk cool

[finite niche]

so thats why i play snd cuz its a lot more simple + i like the adrenaline

[tardy anvil]

I've always been looking for a way to make the game interesting and new again

[quasi finch]

i’d rather die

[quasi finch]

this

[finite niche]

hp shipment is hell

[ancient prairie]

There's no way you can change that bullet thing?

[quasi finch]

it’s not rly simple but i like the concept of only having one life

[finite niche]

i only play hp shipment when i camo grind or for the bp

[tardy anvil]

idk why snd guys say respawns is more complex lol

[quasi finch]

it makes me try harder

[finite niche]

yea

[tardy anvil]

snd is definitely more imo

[quasi finch]

i don’t think it is

[finite niche]

i also like being sneaky

[quasi finch]

i just don’t rly try w respawns bc i know i…respawn lol

[opal frigate]

Do Y'all dig the gulag in isolated?

[finite niche]

which i cant really do in respawns lol

[tardy anvil]

respawns can be boiled down to shoot the bad guy

[elder niche]

Ikrrr?!!! I shouldn't have downloaded that map

[hoary meteor]

[tardy anvil]

just run out there and shoot people

everyone else is out there too

[elder niche]

It's my fault for downloading that shty map

[quasi finch]

it would’ve made u download it anyway lol

[tardy anvil]

none of that creeping crawling around the map and watching out for the 1 million different sniper angles

[quasi finch]

[finite niche]

lately ive been having more fun with the game cuz ive been using non meta weapons

[quasi finch]

rush sniping >

[elder niche]

Would it? I manually download my maps

[quasi finch]

yes sadly. it won’t let u rank unless u have all rank maps downloaded

[finite niche]

playing with the meta kinda bores me so getting kills with a cordite is kinda funny but enjoyable

[elder niche]

My friend told me to download shipment and wow.... The sweaties players

[tardy anvil]

I wonder if snd is sweatier than hp

[elder niche]

I didn't knew that?! Tf?!!!!

[finite niche]

def not

[tardy anvil]

has anyone here actually played in t2 snd lobbies before?

[finite niche]

i think hp is a lot more sweatier than snd

[elder niche]

Guess gotta download all maps

[quasi finch]

yes

[tardy anvil]

everytime I play snd, I always choke

[hoary meteor]

Yes

[tardy anvil]

or die to some sniper from a crack in the wall

[tardy anvil]

pisses me off

[weak vortex]

Is there any active redeem codes?

[elder niche]

I'm not used to playing in new mapsss

[hoary meteor]

No

[finite niche]

it happens lol

[weak vortex]

Oh alright

[finite niche]

i hate being the last person alive on my team

[tardy anvil]

my heart pounds, and always lowkey get drenched with sweat lol

[finite niche]

it happens a lot but its so annoying

[tardy anvil]

hate that rush

[hoary meteor]

I got 4 kills in a snd match because martyrdom

[tardy anvil]

maybe snd mains just get used to it

[finite niche]

i like the rush personally it gets me more pumped

[tardy anvil]

for me, feels like I'm playing some major tournament

[finite niche]

yeah pretty much

[tardy anvil]

whereas HP you literally just run out guns blazing

[finite niche]

yeah lol

[solemn cipher]

First message I came back too

[fallow violet]

I gotta stop jumping out of moving cars

[hoary meteor]

[hoary meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-the-cat-tongue-silly-gif-12392253191548833774

[quasi finch]

lvl 35 pls

[tardy anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/lalamoiso-cat-cat-meme-cat-memes-dog-gif-4767198713570166963

[fallow violet]

Dummies fell for my honking and got rekt

[elder niche]

[finite niche]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-hit-gif-24428964

[jade basalt]

what br class u using?

[fallow violet]

Just mechanic

[jade basalt]

nice

[quasi finch]

yea u look like a br player

[finite niche]

lol

[jade basalt]

they should let the mechanic class repair vehicles instead of refitter

[elder niche]

Gonna take timeeee ahhhhh

[fallow violet]

Where’s the insult

[quasi finch]

it’s right there sir

[fallow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/community-ken-jeong-ben-chang-cant-see-small-gif-5154350

[quasi finch]

i’m kindaaaa close

[tardy anvil]

they should remove classic br and replace it with alcatraz

[elder niche]

[tardy anvil]

then maybe I'll main br for a bit

[quasi finch]

well i’m lvl 22 lol

[jade basalt]

keep yapping

[elder niche]

You'll be 35 soon
Yaaaap!!!!

[fallow violet]

I played mp all day and two br and now gonna go home, loser face lol

[elder niche]

You'll be 35 soon
Yaaaap!!!!

[fallow violet]

Plz stop

[quasi finch]

i’ll never stop yapping

[fallow violet]

Someone muzzle her

[quasi finch]

no

never

[elder niche]

Bruhhhh u just said you're closeeee

[fallow violet]

Duct tape then

[elder niche]

[quasi finch]

KINDAAAA

[finite niche]

[quasi finch]

[jade basalt]

its DUCK tape

[elder niche]

Howww you're 22!!!!
Btw say hi to Toto!!!

[finite niche]

duct

[quasi finch]

quack

[fallow violet]

Duck is a brand

[jade basalt]

duck tape

[quasi finch]

toto says woof

[elder niche]

Quacckkk

[quasi finch]

[finite niche]

[fallow violet]

Read the label dummy

[last vale]

Mp anyone

[fallow violet]

“All purpose duct tape”

[elder niche]

Kawaiiiii!!!! Gimmie more Toto picccc pleaseeee

[jade basalt]

stop reading fineprints "nerd"

[quasi finch]

gna have ur pms filled with doggo 😁

[last vale]

Why are we talking abt duck tape

[elder niche]

Yessss I'mma swim on those doggo picssss

[tardy anvil]

it gives better bsa

[last vale]

Hmmm?

I see

[finite niche]

[fallow violet]

Onwait you’re the begger

You need to be duct taped also

[last vale]

So mean

I do not need duct tape

[fallow violet]

Think you’re slick change names and pfp

[quasi finch]

i sent u pics w toto & his bestie too

mochi the cat :)

[fallow violet]

I’m onto you

[elder niche]

Omaaa gaaaahhh on itttt

[last vale]

😰

[last vale]

I been had the name

[last vale]

What dat

[tardy anvil]

duck tape

[jade basalt]

ducK tape

[last vale]

I see

[shell slate]

Yo can someone help me get better I just switched to four finger claw.

[wheat jacinth]

[tardy anvil]

training range for aim, shipment for movement

[fallow violet]

Spider fingers youre up @quasi finch

[jade basalt]

lot of yt ers out there

[quasi finch]

i’m 6 finger claw hello

[fallow violet]

@quasi finch did @elder niche tell you ishowed her 🤣

[jade basalt]

they dont let me use my trial loadout in training range

[last vale]

Wait this is so cute how to use it

[quasi finch]

u showed her what

my video???

[elder niche]

[fallow violet]

Yuhhhh

[quasi finch]

aaaaaa

[ocean granite]

base is for training range and ffas

[jade basalt]

i use only the trial loadout

[quasi finch]

but no we’re talking abt cats in pms rn

[ocean granite]

i need my diamond j358

[jade basalt]

no training for me

[fallow violet]

K enjoy

[ocean granite]

so i can use that glitch to equip diamond on the gundam

[quasi finch]

ur dogs need a cat friend

[ocean granite]

have you done it?

[wheat jacinth]

Emojis

[hoary meteor]

Painters tape

[fallow violet]

They dont like cats, but there is one that me and three other neighbora feed that loves me

[elder niche]

try it in frontline and a random map, your chances of spawning in bit lobbies are high

[jade basalt]

no clue what glitch u r talking about

[quasi finch]

[fallow violet]

@quasi finch

[ocean granite]

you can’t equip camos on the gundam j358

[jade basalt]

n, i mean, using the trail load out, i cannot go to training range

[hoary meteor]

KITTYYYYYYYYUH

[fallow violet]

ANDDD everyone in the house is allergic

[ocean granite]

but there’s apparently a glitch that others here have done

[fallow violet]

My throat closing just looking at the kitteh

[hoary meteor]

🤨

[elder niche]

uh idk

[jade basalt]

neat!

[fallow violet]

We pet her then go take benedryl 🤣

[ocean granite]

b a s e

[fallow violet]

Bruh its bad 🤣

[wheat jacinth]

I have a mommy cat who gave birth to small little kittens in my garden and I'm taking care of them all now

[last vale]

oh i got it

[ocean granite]

the glitch sure is😼

[tardy anvil]

you have the dad cat too?

[hoary meteor]

Imagine being allergic to a cat

[fallow violet]

This one came solo a lil younger, just hangs out under and on topnof cars chillin

[last vale]

Whos cat is this

[hoary meteor]

[fallow violet]

The blocks

[last vale]

What

[finite niche]

cats love me

[last vale]

i wanna send my cat

[tardy anvil]

❌
you love cats

[finite niche]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-tongue-out-stare-gif-2589760412605996407

[wheat jacinth]

No males don't stay they just do their thing and leave to find a new partner

[valid glen]

I hate cats

[last vale]

We all do

[valid glen]

And they hate me

[last vale]

Who doesnt love cats

[last vale]

Kaiser bllk?

[hoary meteor]

Cat distribution system hasnt reached me yet

[tardy anvil]

I know a lot of people who hate cats LOL

[last vale]

whatttt

[ocean granite]

WHAT

[fallow violet]

She goes from house to house no one owns her, she showed up as a kitten, we all feed her and one has a bed for her

[valid glen]

…

[last vale]

We hate u

[valid glen]

I mean

[last vale]

aww

take her in

[valid glen]

I love cats

[last vale]

Good

[ocean granite]

hating cats is insane

[fallow violet]

Cant, 4 dogs that have never had a cat and were all allergic

[tardy anvil]

I'm personally a dog over cats any day person

[last vale]

Cats always

[last vale]

Ohhh

[fallow violet]

Both neighbors in the side of me also have dogs

[valid glen]

Same

[last vale]

I wanna send my cat but i cant

[valid glen]

Fr, fuck those who hate cats

[hoary meteor]

I cant contain the demons inside me

[last vale]

😭

[ocean granite]

i want a red and black cat

[valid glen]

Red cat?

Tf

[fallow violet]

We even bought it toys, we but it tuna and wet food sometimes

[wheat jacinth]

Bro i have been providing them with mortadella, sardine, chicken meat, milk & water and they are so happy everytime the mommy sees me she starts to follow me meowing ❤️ 😂

[fallow violet]

Its chill af

[ocean granite]

it’s so important that cats have company

they get lonely

[last vale]

do yk like orange cat 😭?

Ym*

[last vale]

“It”

[jade basalt]

its been a while i reminded u all of the real br map

[ocean granite]

orange ig

[fallow violet]

Yeah this one goes on ger belly when i go up to her, she runs when my youngest son does cause he a big clumsy mfer

[valid glen]

Ohh aight

[ocean granite]

they’re almost always boys

[valid glen]

Garfield?

[last vale]

I have a gray cat with orange eyes

[elder niche]

[ocean granite]

what breed was it again

scottish something..

[jade basalt]

stop lurking

[fallow violet]

I never named it cause we cant keep it lol

Kittehkitteh?

[last vale]

Yes

[elder niche]

https://tenor.com/view/lurk-lurking-cat-more-intense-gif-5948291758389915941

[tardy anvil]

what is all this?

[jade basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/stephen-king-it-pennywise-clown-wave-gif-11369013788265187586

[last vale]

Yes

[elder niche]

Lol

[last vale]

I hate clowns

[elder niche]

Ronald

[wheat jacinth]

Lol that's actually cute

[jade basalt]

bro! when was the last time u played br ;p ( its blackout and iso merged)

[tardy anvil]

I find it impressiev personally how they managed to piece all the mp maps together in a br map lol

[vale quarry]

Blackout

[valid glen]

What a great day to get banned

[tardy anvil]

I mean, 2020 lol

[elder niche]

Codm

[last vale]

ew

[jade basalt]

feels like its was ment to be like this

[elder niche]

Try not to use hacking tools

[last vale]

Dm for cats

[valid glen]

I meant here

[jade basalt]

i just want 8 jackal in the air so i can try to get an ace

[valid glen]

I haven’t played codm since I got leggy

Like 2 days after reset

[elder niche]

Nice badge

[valid glen]

No

[tardy anvil]

there are some new roles they added after you left

[wheat jacinth]

Gunzooooo is rizz 🔥

[elder niche]

Prestige one

[tardy anvil]

#┃legendary-request-15x

[jade basalt]

well, u play 1 hour every day for 24 days, u play 24 hours 1 day

[wheat jacinth]

Always use that skin on Br

[tardy anvil]

#┃legendary-request-top-5k

[elder niche]

Gunzo needs a mythical skin

[tardy anvil]

#┃free-twitch-prime-rewards

[last vale]

😡

[tardy anvil]

twitch color looks like this

[elder niche]

That's a nice one

[jade basalt]

and sunny goes

[valid glen]

[fallow violet]

No it’s mine

[wheat jacinth]

FR! GO! Just take my money

[tardy anvil]

if I become mod, watch me lurk then pull out the lights

[elder niche]

You have to have subscribers tho right?

[wheat jacinth]

I really love his voice lines

[buoyant kindle]

[elder niche]

Imagine also mythic Reaper lol

[tardy anvil]

if you have amazon prime it's free

[jade basalt]

why u wana get alienated by the community ?

[valid glen]

King perseus

[last vale]

[tardy anvil]

why alienated?

mods literally don't do jack in our server lol

[elder niche]

Police role lol

[buoyant kindle]

You have a job to do

[wheat jacinth]

They already got the legendary one for that

[elder niche]

Yeppp

[jade basalt]

thats cause they alienate themselves

[tardy anvil]

only the senior mod or whatever can and actually does anything

[valid glen]

Yurr, I’m always watching

[elder niche]

If devs want to troll they should release mythic spec ops

[buoyant kindle]

So am I

[elder niche]

[jade basalt]

every son of a mother would buy it

if they can

[tardy anvil]

probably won't hit the chinese audience too well

[wheat jacinth]

Nahhh i would go for Gunzo instead

[valid glen]

🤝

[elder niche]

Yeah lmao this would break the internet

[tardy anvil]

they like their anime girls lol

[elder niche]

🐔

[jade basalt]

probably true

[buoyant kindle]

Correct, if that audience doesn’t like something, good luck we’re never going to get it

[tardy anvil]

#codmchina

[elder niche]

They for real onto some free fire stuff lol

[fallow violet]

Just give me cat dog

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dog-cartoon-gif-21973182

[elder niche]

I remember this

[fallow violet]

Old

[elder niche]

Fr

[fallow violet]

Lol

[elder niche]

Legendary Zero when

[quick cape]

The champ is here

[elder niche]

Damn parker the slayer is here

[wheat jacinth]

Bruhhh don't remind me of that skin, i mean it's pretty good but i thought she got Jp lines 💔

[quick cape]

Champ not chump

[elder niche]

Lmao

[jade basalt]

i think timi cant do a lot with the main line cod characters , probably licensing issues

so they have the comics to build their own characters

[elder niche]

[jade basalt]

they introducted klepto and darkwave as hackers

klepto will get mythic before zero