#codm-discussion
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Explain the joke 
ye
Used to be top 10 smt, now i barely play with it, so i think like top 20-30 smt.
p good
r9 is deadly in the right hands
Its just nigerian trees. Not even a joke.
Oh
Delete that I don’t want to be associated with that nonsense
I thought there was a joke behind it
For sure, that shit is cool.
Best gun in the game
Its just the most random thing i say in case of boredom😭
im becoming deadly with by15 slugs
With wha-?
The img you tagged me on
Whata wrong with it?
Its just a person fixing his hair.
If i have to explain it then there is no help for you lol
Damnit i have to go back to seeing patients and next up is a 78 yr old woman in for her physical
And of course my staff has magically disappeared
Sniper shotgun
Im gonna remember this when bonus time comes around the damn asshats
Why not instead of bragging you actually go do what youre supposed to?🥀
Hi
Attention seekers
Hello.
Hello
Hi.
Who on earth would brag about having to give a physical to a 78 yr old woman…
Back to the coal mine i go
You- "im cool because im gonna help this old woman without anyone helping me, give me more attention fr fr"
How old are you?
Gamble your accuracy 💔
That makes 0 sense
Its natural for you to say that.
Thanks king 🥺
Second one too.
Hi
Hai king fren!!
I love call of duty
Yeah am listening to Spotify
domt judge my music taste
But I have 0 cp
I like the song
Unforch
How old are you kid?
Yep. Chester Bennington. Linkin Park. The band I've been following on tour this year although with new lineup.
If u have cp please donate
Fym
No.
This ain't Roblox cuh
Huh?
16
Show your face.
I said hi
Erm
Minus beard ig

Oh am sorry
am not paying much attention am pretty tired still ;-; ello fren
Robox have it but it a letll bit wors
This emoji makes me feel drunk sob
It okie, hru?
Am oki ty, how's you
Just joking I'm 10 years
Well it’s not everyday you get a nuke when spawncamping with a DLQ-33 at the enemy team’s spawn
Just got 30+ kills lmao
Im bad thank you
I don't gave ready or not
Awh naoo what's wrong
Fucking christ
Hi vv!! Im still outside your house.
Im depressed

I... go home!
Get out
Fuck u
What are u saying
No! I like your recipes, when you go out i break in and eat all the food, theyre pretty good ngl.
What you babbling bout lil bro
Nothing mind u own business
Go back to pre school
In a public server? Nah man, I choose not to
Someone give this guy english lessons
I said this countless times to ppl, like can you not do dms if you dont want ppl not minding their business?
He made me mad
Did your eyes turn Red lil bro
Unless it's a question I can't relate to, don't expect me to mind my business
Idc if its a question or not, if theres a drama, im always gonna be annoying in servers.
Am sorry
Celu v2
Thx!!
In call of duty
We both know how that ended.
AF region, say less
Celusian? Nah, im raptor.
Ok
U are timing up
Why did she get banned tho-
Send the room code. Snipers?
Naaaaaa
I got blocked too a while ago. For absolutely nothing. Then got shit talked.
Thats what you get for caring about people ig.
She got ban
Whatever. I cant hold grudges anyways so it is what it is.
We playing or nah
🫂🫂🫂🫂
Long story dw.
Im bored, i wanna hear.
Touch me again and you're losing a limb.
Not my story to tell.
Ah okay.
Dont you think its a bit rude tho-?😭
I don't like touching.
I wana hear these story
It was just a hug emoji😭
is oku
Idc. I don't like strangers. I dont like contact with people idk.
Lone wolf
Emotional damage
Lol, youre funny as hell😭
It's u
You are nobody to talk..😭
Ugly ducke ling

Na I'm gana gat my reveng
Ok.
With that ugly face as yours
Who are u talking to 🙏
I'm rosting ugamerxd
Ur ahh aint roasting nobody
Ok
Learn spelling before u start talking
No I just dont like strangers.
@rigid sage, he claimed hes 10 and now offending the members.
Not trying to be. That shit genuinely makes me uncomfortable.
I feel you, i wouldnt take hugs from anyone, but it waa just an emoji🙏
Roses are read volats are blue u looked so ugle
🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀
Being too friendly. Dont like it. Therefore I tell them to stop before they lose a limb.
Lmfao, you do you.
Goodnight
Goodnight..
Goodnight
@sharp sparrow just stop it
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT
Are u coping my name khanyisile
I am in your walls (stranger danger ⚠️)
who will stop me?
Thats fine. You're allowed in my walls
I need to respond to your dms I am genuinely sorry
you are too short 😔 🙏
i have fmj equipped
omg no pressure!!!
I seriously go to bed now though. Gn fav beddiee!
what is fmj?? like what does it even do
or sleigh hand or smt
🛷
Increased penetration
is ur hand smoother?
Does more damage through walls
steal case around the lead for increased bullet penetration
steel
Stahl
muhehe
dumbass phone

i found king oyster mushrooms today
in 
how cool is that?
Super.
How do I get cp for free with out and scams
That is actually kind of a rare find, well done.
i know right
You don't.
YES
ESPECIALLY THERE
i was so happy
also idk what is up with life but i keep checking people out at self service stations 
How do I get minor legendary shards?
It's all random.
missions to get boxes butt they are random
@half anvil it’s not funny
😔
Nothing wrong with "people watching". It's interesting at times. Just don't make it weird.
Its a lil funny
i think i look mean
Nice tag you have
Nah you don't. People watching is really fun actually
Oh ok I’ve just never gotten a single one and I wanna get the amax before it’s gone
Shit is spreading.. Clan tag in the name isn't enough, it seems.
WHAT NO. I meant i assist them at machines (paying at self checkout in supermarkets or parking tickets)
FIRE
I AL NOT WATCHING
Oohh.
My bad.
😭
Yeah, it’s « fire »
Ohhhh.
Idk. Kind/ helpful arc ig?
today i saw an elderly couple and the machine kept saying error so I asked „do you need a help sir“ and he looked like he was about to cry
and just gave me the ticket without a word
😭
Aww..
Thats actually kind of sweet. And admirable.
do i look scary 
Dunno.
Only ever seen 2 pics so I wanna say...no....?
they were 90 + and inserted a coupon instead of the parking ticket
in the end it was all laughs

2?
No, if you’re a woman then people won’t assume anything
Hmmm.
I just know you look horrifying to any Chinese food.
How are we supposed to know
i get freebies
Smh. Lucky.
I think it was rhetorical.
Oh mb
meh, i made the experience if they struggle with the regional language they think u will nag them for taking to long and it made me cry in my car 🙏
Except on discord.
If you're a woman, a good portion will probably assume you're actually a guy

wait 2?
Well duh
Pics you shared with your face in. Masked though.
Duh that’s common too
... typical.
did i look menacing
Real 💔
Doubt it.
Nahh
next time imma body slam the elderly against machines (group hug 🫂)
You looked confused and or hungry imo but uh..sure. Let's call it intimidating.
opening mod mail to get you banned
Hell nahh
A room temperature one.
It was a picture in response to Chinese food. It is a safe assumption that there was hunger.
true
What up chat
Human Shrek a baddie
what randoms did i send
Thats cause I do not really share my face. Just know I look like a bearded Shrek or sth idfk
now we spoke of chinese
Nothing much man
i want food 😔
Wby

Pfft.
its not that im trying to remember the pic 🤔
was it a black mask
cuz then ik
i had it as a pfp too i think
wait
shrek dragon was hot
I have actually been reading your name as baddie just realized now that it actually say beddiee
change my mind 🙏
thank you for noticing 🙏
What the hell
my government name is beddieemus prime
Op setup
🙏
You have that vision like donkeh
whoch jokester glued the 50kg bars down again? 
lore accurate
HELL YEA
😙
💔not forbidden,just you have well GREAT vision is all
Odd hear me out but word
It’s only 52 pounds
who in shrek did you have a crush on then 🤨
Uncle buttman
For sure shrek💔
thats like 60 dollars
Yep
not my style
Id say farquaad is the goat 🤧
Like it’s about 24 kg each
donkey 🧐
Pfft
Farquaad🗣🔥🔥
Okay no behave 💔
Someone get a bottle with water to spray her 💔
He what💀
😢
LMAO
i cannot legally say
Helped continue the dragon race.
😞
Kind of.
did i lie


gingerbread man 
Alright i seriously gotta go to bed im falling asleep. Gn Beddiemus Prime, gn people
Nighty night night 
Night,don't let my goblins get you
i bought a dino balloon today
Your about me or bio or whatever it’s called is wild😭
it was a formal one it was wearing a celebratory hat 🎩
Weird but I fw that
no they usually taste like foil
Nuhuh
what is wild about the letter B?
They kinda just taste like rubber 💔
Not the letter b part it goes further
..
Alr alr,have you ever tasted ants.
are pants made of ants? its in the word
Eat ants.
Yeah they are
Gib
me
Gatorade
ya
It is fun
my highest in those was 12kg
Just start small
😔
There's different exercises
What are you training?
12kg damn
Double it
LMAO
almost fell in my face and i crode
Poor baby 🦦
Stronger
Same thing
do you feel my aura now
Power rangers type shit
Yeah 🫡
Your aura
i was sitting leaning slightly back and pushing them above my head
OH. Thats..
idk the name
Yikes
It’s p2w
Those are for your shoulders
Like me
but 12+12 is 24 so i solo @static hatch
Trying to lift weights a bit
Them was it 2 dumbbells
W
yes
Is their a degree for gambling?
Yeah,shes doing shoulders
I hope so
Trying to get strong 😭
W
Damn
Do you lift?
.-. Nah definitely not
I love dumbell incline
Drink 2 litres of 50g protein
was it good
Bench press
Use both dumbells and lay down flat,push them upwards
Then do squats,my favorites are chest and arms
does it count

That’s why I need a gym membership
Yes it does :p
You would prob be fine with 15kg or smth
We're talking about workout? Count me in
Need to be on a bench, elebows must go lower
You can do it home 🙂
my weakest was chest, second weakest arms and strongest leg
How much do you lift?
Yah
Not necessarily a bench
My dumbells only go up to 52 pounds each
Exercise chest muscles so you can mog other women
Do it slowly
Get more strain
Hey I am not,I am a bounty hunter..
52 is too light
Then do it more than 10 until you get that membership
I have one
Longer till you cry 💔
I have both a gym membership and weights at home
Cool
no i tried and crode its so painful
and i used no weight
it was 2.5 kg
Oh

legs i go up to 110 depending on exercise
Be strong so you can fight bear in forest for fish
kg not lbs
OF COURSE
.
That's just a girls strength atp
And men are just upper body 💔
Every time I hear this I'm not surprised 😭
if you see me in the forest fighting a grizzly bear HELP THE BEAR 🐻
EAHHHH
I leg press and curl a decent amount
And deadlift a decent amount
That's good
Whats your lift?
Dang, Ronny messed up everything
You’re tuff
The bears are cute so dont hurt
If you want that is
I haven’t done a PR. But I do 315 for 10
Pounds?
Oh nice
What do you deadlift?
my ex trainer did tournaments and he was huge and he saw me cry on no weights and was just like 😐
Mine is 220
the thing is
My goal body weight
Pounds?
Yah
For max?
Crazy if I'm lifting kg
Nah
HAHAA
The most I’ve done the past half year was like 415. But I def can do more than that for a PR
Hey how is everyone?
i lied about everything i ever said in this chat. i am 6“5, 10 pack, lift 482lbs and weigh around 102lbs
Well that's just the beginning,you'll get better
🙏
LMAO
(idk how to convert)
You’re not 6”5
😭
Probably taller than you in heels but okay
fight me 
height
-1 cm
dem
Rally…you’d actually give tip if I do?
An exercise I’ve been messing with a lot lately is stairmaster
NO IM OV
Love it
._.
No shoo
omg post butt updates
WHO SAID THAT

DEAD☠️
My butt is awesome now
i wanna know if gym girlies lie
But my fiance would murder me if I posted butt updates 😭
ABORT
Wait you aint a man💔
She tells me it’s looking better 😭
Thought so 😭
Wait are you a female?
stop ✋
LMAO
Imagine a girl deadlifting more than you 💀
yes dm her
I was curious ☠️
315 for 10 would be crazy
She has to be HUGE
She’d have to be in all that shit
Here's hud update for ya
Wtf
Thanks for the ticket darling?💔
What is that haha
im a woman it wont count

jokes aside
Nahh I wanna dm u
just tell me if it does smt
If it works it works ig
This is my HUD
nah
Oh man,mine is sm different from everyone's
LMAO
Prone covering your cross hair is crazy
Fr
💔
How many fingers
6
Op hud fr
Gundam free skins guns are scam in draw
I wasn’t wym
I just use 4💔
Dam idk how ppl use all that
Damn
That's wild shit
you shrank from fear
Blublublub
I use 3
..
it rhymes
You wish
All you need is thumbs
with GRUG
mean
Movement looks okay
😪
Thats so i can prone with either thumb
Go to sleep.
Just the HUD wouldn’t be what I would say optimized
I want mean or judgy
Igl two caps better then one
How do u hip fire then
Camos*
Whadahellycuh
Use your gun 💔🙏
You wish 💔💔
This season is fire for codm
Not everything is melee 🥀
Next season looks not amazing tbh
Why?
U must be left handed
Abusing melee
Nah righty
Sigh,ill be playing cod again 😞
Then why is yo hud like that
Platelets
Also known as thrombocytes
No no. I respect melee. I abuse opponents.
Ew
Whoa a doctor
R Kelly?
Release an enzyme known as thromboplastin which upon exposure to air
😭💀
Causes a chemical reaction tha converts fibrinogen( a non soluble protein) into fibrins which acts as a mesh of fibers
no i will read
Okay
Dang
you WANT?
No
Oh, are you in med school?
BLEHH
I love rigby
Pre
BLOCK BLAST
Oh nice
ok nighty fr chat
? Nah. Different kind of abuse...
byeee
Yoppiee
Night
Probably just a biology student
What is wrong with this cat?
Don't let my goblins get you
That’s a lot of them haha
Want what
Rigby is amazing
Pretty sure we all did bio
Mordecai is better
😭
Its all good.
So @slender jungle
Yo?
How do we measure platelet aggregation?
Yeah if u did bio in highscholl u should know that
Yeah

It just hurt my soul to see someone abusing someone with melees, and can't use his primary gun 💔
Im 18
Im in pre gambling
Cool
HELL YEA
I just like stating random facts
How long is pre med
Lol. Why not make the game harder? Makes it more fun.
What lab value would we look at to measure clotting time?
Will you gamble all your saving or not?
For me its a one year course then have to work in a hospital with no pay
For a doctor?
Pt or ptt?
No, must buy porsche
Then you go to med school next?
Part,after than then we habe to do round 8-12 years of mess
Usually PTT or PT/INR
Meds*
Good
Yeah
It's literally make it easy for melee users and hard for the enemy 🥀
But the 1 year course is all the other courses that take over 2 years,in one year
What is a vitamin that helps your clotting factors?
I mean most dr will be replaced by Ai in the next decade...
Tbh
Maybe
vitamin k cuh
Why buy 1 Porsche meanwhile you can buy 2 porsche?
You Google that?
Don't say dumb shit man. It makes you look stupid...
Nah
That's 16 year old qork
Work
There's 2 vitamins used
You’d be surprised how many residents don’t know that info
I can only/barely afford one
I had to explain what PTT was to one
mlem
@calm plover sorry i didnt want to play rankeds 💔
What’s ptt
You're kidding
Dulz are you a physician?
Gamble to afford it then :3
why u left btw

Nu, i do the bad financial decision
I just got here, I’m not scrolling all the way to the beginning of your convo
Basically how long it takes to form a clot
No
camping, melee, manowar etc type rooms ain’t my thing lol
this is me
WELL
when
Sorry dear?💔💔
i
I’m an ICU nurse
I thought you'd be a doctor
Sus
OH
It ain't a thing for a normal human being
I see
Question,people say that I won't have time for myself if I get into meds
They’re right
Cool
My fiance is in med school
Wb time management?
They're right
Cuz others say we can
She does okay
Because she has a partner that cooks and cleans for her
Well i can do both
It’s scary
If melee were easier you'd see more melee only players.
And I pay the bills
Can't accept the reality 💔, you can't play without melees 🥀
I can teach melee...
What.

How much time does she spend studying
Shit, i always face those mf in close range encounters 💔
Real
Have you seen him play?
Like 10 hours a day for step 2
@elder niche
Yeah that's definitely true
It also depends on your specialty
Yeah I know
Whatt!! 10 hrs damn
Like if you wanna do surgery
Could always take the good way,ROAD
to teach me melee
Lol. Literally everyone does that. The melee only user is the exception.
You think that's easy?
I wanna be a neurosurgeon so it’s more ?
Radiology optometry anesthesiolgy and dermatology
When I was in nursing school I’d study 8, but only like 3x a week
Yeah round 12 years or more
Strange words
☠️
Yeah, that’s a terrible quality of life
She wanted to do that too
But she also wants kids
I wanted to be one until I saw how much
Yeahh
Those are all good
Grab my hud. Its a key
But neuro is hot though
13-15 years of schooling for that
Neuro is cool
Yeah,road is the happiest of docs
But intense
Please don't glaze melees bro 🙏, you can literally spam prizefighter or spears and get free kill
Your HUD is a death trap
Yeah but I love it
Personally I love that and cardiology
Isn’t primary care good too?
wdym?
I love everything about cardiology actually
Yeahh
I'm not glazing melees, I'm glazing him.
Damn
I don’t know too much about the heart
Just the basics
I love the heart
Ok good then
being a melee player = you must be the “funny” guy
And lasixs
Crazy how special the human body is
I wanted to be a cardiologist
Ever played some ranked respawn with melee only? Just curious
First time i saw the heart to do in school,was to draw it in detail
Rawr

If I studied 10 hours a day then slept 5 hours that’s just 9 hours left and u might still have classes wow
No i don't, cuz I can use my primary
Yup
And man I got it wrong at first,then sat that night making sure I got it perfect ☠️
And then realized how badly I enjoyed cardiology
Hey
As a nurse I can pick up and make a ton of money
gabbie
My hud. It sets you up to use melee without needing the joystick.
Yeah,its bum at first
I can also be off 5 days a week and still pay all the bills
But my point is I want to literlay save people from dying 💔
The crossbow is pretty cool!
You’re basically broke the first 8-10 years lol
Can you not use your primary?
Real
How will i move then?
Nurses do that more than doctors icl
I mean it have another job
Auto sprint
I just become manager and get paid 200k a year
At least where I’m at
Ikr? They do almost all the work,just doctor's have the specialty when it actually comes to saving them
nonsense
Athena !
Doctors have the last say for the most part
Yah
No i can't, cuz i can use it.
Unless they’re dumb, we just kinda ignore them at that point
i’ve got your insta
Why did you just become a doctor btw
by accident*
I’ve had to put in orders for my doctors because they won’t lol
fr
So you have to have your primary.
It’s way more school
And tbh
I wasn’t disciplined when I was younger
Hey
This is my second degree
Just 3 year more
Of course?
Me💔
Im fighting though
I genuinely fought when I noticed
Anyways, im gonna go for a run
Tell me my insta
Goodbye fellow humans
Imagine needing a gun in codm...
Fr, who uses a gun in big 25 🥀
What do you use except your gun
Sai and combat axe of course
Combat axe
Shit what will i use them 💔
Tf you talking about haha
Ballistic knife
Thing got bad range but ok
You have 4 years of med school
What’s an Rn
5 more days
And then 4-6 years of residency
Then some people even take on a year or two to do research
Registered nurse
Kind of old but you get the picture
Guys is the test server up?
Just 2 years wow that’s little
Yes
It’s 2 brutal years
But just 2
That’s after prereqs
I just graduated with my RN and it took 3 including prerequisites
I lit did foundation for a year
Yeah exactly
He was saying being a doctor is only 3 more years to school compared to nursing
I was saying he was very very mistaken haha
Yeah it a lot more than that lol
I though being an rn took like 5 years or smth
@pastel dagger what kind of unit do you work in?
Nah haha
Drill charge, my beloved lethal is coming to the game 
Campers be damned I can get their asses through walls with the thing
Ok i love your axes throw, at least you don't abuse prizefighter or spear.
dies with martydom
Me with flakjacket ❤️🩹
Wtf with martyrdom btw. It is so fast now
me with shrapnel
Drill charge can detonate and damage people through walls, martyrdom can't damage me through walls
?? You can't drop 2 martyrdom 💔
Think the time is supposed to be nerfed again, but I guess it still wasn’t
equips fmj
I’d like to see a double blue perk wildcard
Here is more recent still a year old though
It would be broken, but worth the try.
Petition for a double green and a seperate for double blue
Ohh double green too yeah
How about double any perk colour?
Too op
Were already getting a perk for 2 operator skills
melee god
I mean additional any perk instead of red only
Can't wait to suffer from death machine and equalizers at the same time 💔
A buddy of mine sent me this after we matched up against each other
So is it not up yet?
If melee users actually had skills:
fr
Me with reactor core and purifier
Melee only isn't the same as melee user. Its actually hard. So many ways to die
L ads
...
Or tak-5 with kinetic 🥀
Or the other red thing where ypu can see and shoot through walls
HEAVY
Hello 👋👋
@cunning badge
Or tempest with annihilator
Kinetic with misdirection
Best build fr
Ikr
Not a big deal tbh
Fastest charging operators
I could tell
Hmmm fact
Yea, i use it with my shotguns with overclocked
I use misdirection on a loadout with cx9 and oden
Could as well switch to kinetic bc I mainly use Oden with that
Meow meow meow,pissi pissi blublublub
Chill car


