codm-discussion

[haughty glen]

Aura

[round breach]

Man o war comes to mind

[next onyx]

[calm cargo]

Uss9 but using meta is cringe use what is funn

[livid tangle]

As in either br or mp and ar and stuff like that

[calm cargo]

Like buren

[fair root]

Mow doesn't have high fire rate

[elder niche]

Bru

[limpid tendon]

mp

[fair root]

Its probably mg4

[limpid tendon]

smg / ar / lmg

[elder niche]

Boring for me.

[fair root]

Your playstyle?

[distant mantle]

anyone wanna 1v1

[haughty glen]

We should do another 3v3 but with better people

[elder niche]

Me.

[distant mantle]

needa warm up

[round breach]

Taking notes, ty

[tranquil patio]

Aight so anyone up for br? Or basically any mode at this point?

[elder niche]

Like?

[limpid tendon]

Rush

[coral wing]

Thank god I didn't play

[elder niche]

1v1 me when you’re warmed up.

[livid tangle]

SMG: qq9, cx9, uss9, vmp
AR: hvk, type 25, type 19/xm4, oden, bp50
LMG: pkm/raal, hades (for aggro), and mg42

[fair root]

Vmp/uss9

[haughty glen]

Idk mellow or someone

[coral wing]

Katana better

[distant mantle]

alr im warmed up

[limpid tendon]

which one has a better chance for head shot

[haughty glen]

Cuz my teammates

[distant mantle]

he’s queued rn

[round breach]

Nice ghost ship

[livid tangle]

With uss9, two-taps head

[elder niche]

Boring in general

[fair root]

Uss9 ofc

[elder niche]

3v3 for snd

Might as well join a match

[limpid tendon]

iam plat in uss9

[coral wing]

Sissy

[fair root]

[round breach]

Ghost pirate ship

[haughty glen]

With floey i think

[fair root]

Ohh dc one

[sonic blaze]

Finally got used to vmp this is good I still prefer my sx9 tho

[tranquil patio]

@elder niche Come 1 1v1

[distant mantle]

i invited you

[weak marlin]

I want to spectate

[round breach]

Descenso!

[weak marlin]

May i?

[calm cargo]

Im leggy without meta

[coral wing]

Maddox

[coral trail]

do you want a 1v1 smg and ar?

[tranquil patio]

Sure why not

[coral trail]

lemme warm up a bit because I am ahh

[coral wing]

Ak + bimbo - b + fennec = akimbo fennec

😱 omg

[weak marlin]

🤯🤯🤯🤯

[tranquil patio]

Wanna come 1 1v1 with snipe until sandalo warms up?

[weak marlin]

Sure why not

[tranquil patio]

1797241213

[inland ravine]

Hi there! @radiant shadow
I heard you're looking to snag some free :cp: the easy way. Be sure to join the https://discord.com/channels/619762818266431547/648732345905577994 , which happens around 15-20 times per new BP season, not to be confused with the ranked seasons, or check out the https://discord.com/channels/619762818266431547/1090690889120219276. The CODMMUNITY Game Night runs from Tuesday to Saturday—turn on notifications so you don’t miss your shot!

[round breach]

Just 1000 exp until I am level 45

[fair root]

[coral wing]

?

Bp?

[coral wing]

Ahhh

[weak marlin]

Please Give me a minute

[calm cargo]

[drowsy pendant]

@compact tapir #┃stats-commands isn't a text channel kindly use either #619960843878268950 or here #codm-discussion

[round breach]

Sir Meme Blu!!!!

[coral wing]

@round breach

[tranquil patio]

Sure

[calm cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/vesuvius-baby-baby-ash-gif-2339947883921805569

[coral trail]

im playing like ahh but lets do it

1948202896

[cinder sentinel]

Sure, buddy

[tranquil patio]

Hold on a sec Imma go one with snipe with Dhruv

[cinder sentinel]

Nobody can beat me when it comes to playing ass

[drowsy pendant]

@coral wing the command that your trying to use in #┃stats-commands please don't do it again clearly you notice the only command used there is S?u or S?me

[coral trail]

lol

I meant with haribo but lets do it

[azure gazelle]

hes too young to understand

[cinder sentinel]

How young? 13

🙏

[azure gazelle]

hes still in the womb

hes bad with a phone

[cinder sentinel]

Basically, yeah

[round breach]

@drowsy pendant Ello, friend

[coral trail]

join when you are ready

[elder niche]

I am legendary rank

🥱

[calm cargo]

Me too

[coral wing]

Ok

[elder niche]

W

I am 800 th place

[calm cargo]

And this time without meta spamming

[elder niche]

Wdym

[calm cargo]

Damn

[coral wing]

Sup lepton

[calm cargo]

I didn’t use any top meta weapons

[elder niche]

What is meta weapons

Sorry bro

[lunar marsh]

dm if you can help me make video for codm

[elder niche]

😅

[candid sedge]

i abuse ass9

[calm cargo]

You know uss9 mg oden etc

[elder niche]

I love m3 still it’s allround amazing

And vapor

[round breach]

Use récord screen on your cellphone or stream with Twitch

[calm cargo]

Vapor?

[lunar marsh]

I know bro

[soft fractal]

uss9 needs nerf urgently

[candid sedge]

mg?

[lunar marsh]

I need a partner I can edit

[calm cargo]

Fr

[candid sedge]

mg42?

[calm cargo]

Mg42

[coral wing]

Who wants a editor?

[ocean granite]

m13?

[soft fractal]

MG42 is less and less used as ranks go higher and higher

[lunar marsh]

me

[candid sedge]

mg not that broken

uss9 need to get out

oden is perfectly balanced and need skill

[round breach]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-lol-rofl-lmao-jaja-gif-4213449159690370476

[coral wing]

If u start making money will u give me 10 percent?

[soft fractal]

man-o-war is used often

just needs its thermite ammo removed

and will be fine

[lunar marsh]

ok

dm

[calm cargo]

Not bad anymore with greed wildcard

[candid sedge]

not really

its just the noobs with no aim using them

[round breach]

Greed wildcard?

[calm cargo]

Dauntless snd flackjacket makes you immune

[soft fractal]

strange I find usually useful with thundra as secondary

but thundra is more fun

[timber aspen]

@candid sedge

[soft fractal]

[calm cargo]

You haven’t used them?

[candid sedge]

bombaclad

[elder niche]

Yes

[candid sedge]

yes?

[cinder sentinel]

I feel like drinking orange juice rn

[round breach]

Nope, didn’t know they exist

[calm cargo]

Do it

[elder niche]

Tbh i don’t rlly like it

[timber aspen]

Mis-click my bad ni

[elder niche]

Vapor is amazing

[calm cargo]

Bate fr

[cinder sentinel]

It's sadly 4am and stores are closed

[calm cargo]

Which gun is that?

[distant mantle]

Ggs

[soft fractal]

Vargas-S?

[candid sedge]

its ok

[soft fractal]

[elder niche]

Smg

[cinder sentinel]

Peak

[elder niche]

Or switchbladex9

Lol.

[calm cargo]

I don’t remember any smg named that

[coral trail]

im making 500$ a week with crypto(im joking)

[cinder sentinel]

There isn't an smg named vapor

[soft fractal]

I rarely see Switchblade used

[distant mantle]

my aim button literally wouldn’t work

[cinder sentinel]

😔

[haughty glen]

You do know bro was hipfiring right

[elder niche]

Wait I’ll check

[candid sedge]

im making 1k a week talking to kids (im not joking)

[cinder sentinel]

SwitchbladeX9 😭

[soft fractal]

and I sit on Master II now so yeah usually it is USS9

[elder niche]

Neh-

[soft fractal]

[cinder sentinel]

Buddy-o merged two guns

[round breach]

Taking?

[distant mantle]

my aim button randomly stopped working😭

[coral trail]

lol,actually if the coin im holding explodes i could make 1k in a matter of days

[haughty glen]

Should’ve let me play then

[elder niche]

Sorry I mean VMP

[candid sedge]

talking

[elder niche]

Vmp is amazing

[distant mantle]

[cinder sentinel]

Of course it is

It's a meta gun

[haughty glen]

I was spectating

[elder niche]

Happened to me a few times before. I mostly close and open the game.

[candid sedge]

use fennec

[soft fractal]

VMP gave me MVP when playing against master ranks as Pro ranked

💀

[haughty glen]

I thought you weren’t just trying

[elder niche]

Can you explain me what meta is is it like easy weapon or something

[elder niche]

Either way, you still did good while hipfiring.

[cinder sentinel]

Vmp is a better fennec basically

[elder niche]

Alr I give it a try

[candid sedge]

les skilled fennec

[elder niche]

But what is meta

I never hear about it

[cinder sentinel]

Most effective tactic available

[candid sedge]

peacekeeper is best

and as val

[elder niche]

Is m13 meta

[cinder sentinel]

Usually guns that require little to no skill

[cinder sentinel]

No

[haughty glen]

Let me try,im not as good anymore but yeah

[soft fractal]

Neither does M4

[cinder sentinel]

M4 sucks

[coral trail]

haribo still doing the 1v1?

[candid sedge]

meta means very strong guns

[elder niche]

Ahh but still for me idc skill or no skill as long as I win yk

Movement is key

It’s not only the weapon

[soft fractal]

Stupidity is dangerous weapon

[elder niche]

I don’t feel like 1v1’ing at this moment, let’s do it later, although I’d lose anyways.

[soft fractal]

I am suprised how shitter like me got to Master II

just playing with people

[distant mantle]

I pulled out the koshka cuz it has the best hipfire spread out of my snipers i had in my loadouts

[elder niche]

Nonsense.

[hoary meteor]

Skibidi

[coral trail]

Bimbo wanna 1v1?

[cinder sentinel]

Usually not the case, vmp and uss 9 taps you before you can react

[elder niche]

Sigma.

The best melee weapon is the 2 swords from ninja turtles the red one ( idk the name of the melee)

[elder niche]

It depends who

It’s not like that

[haughty glen]

Sure

[elder niche]

If you fight a #1 player in the world he slams you with vmp

[cinder sentinel]

Forgot about the main factor is the user

[elder niche]

And you can’t say no skill to him

[cinder sentinel]

Meta mains usually have terrible aim

[candid sedge]

im high lobby uss9 will melt u before u do anything

[elder niche]

Not me

[elder niche]

Mmm ok

[candid sedge]

my oden with 40% accuracy if i stop wall banging

[elder niche]

Im not there yet

[coral trail]

1948202896 haribo join

[elder niche]

I am 800 th place of legendary rn

[tranquil patio]

@weak marlin ggs.

[candid sedge]

????

[livid tangle]

In br, yes

[tranquil patio]

Coming

[cinder sentinel]

My accuracy rate went down when I started using the raal

[elder niche]

The ranking system

[weak marlin]

Gh @tranquil patio

[candid sedge]

its just a spray and pray

[cinder sentinel]

Peak sniper wallbang on an auto-lmg

[weak marlin]

Gg*

[candid sedge]

ur in top 5k?

[livid tangle]

for ars in mp: hvk, bp50, type 19/xm4, type 25, oden

[elder niche]

Wich weapon requires skill

[livid tangle]

Oden

[elder niche]

Yes that’s what I’m saying and I still use meta weapons

[livid tangle]

cus you gotta aim

[elder niche]

And I am often vmp

[distant mantle]

sks

[candid sedge]

why u asking about meta if ur that high 😭

[elder niche]

Mostly 2th place

[cinder sentinel]

I thought the hvk and type 19 were long off-meta

[elder niche]

Because I don’t mind about it lol

[distant mantle]

T63

[livid tangle]

Nah hvk and t19 are still meta

[elder niche]

Does anyone know how to edit

Need help

[distant mantle]

i kinda do

[elder niche]

I use the weapon and if I win I win I don’t mind about skill or no skill I only want one thing in the game that is to win, rest don’t matter

[cinder sentinel]

Add the uss 9 for ars

That shit does not function like an smg

[livid tangle]

True

[cinder sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-jawline-rizz-rizz-face-sigma-gif-6353901556076043532

[candid sedge]

use oden for ar. sks also good. uss9 and vmp is no skill tap.

[elder niche]

With b&w videos , should I use a black flicker to make it like more mysterious or

[elder niche]

Alr I will give it a try

More weapon recommendations?

[elder niche]

How much do you charge

[cinder sentinel]

Krm needs a nerf

[candid sedge]

for gym coaching 50 a week

[calm cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/supersigmasquad-sigma-mewing-gif-9298849732320276161

[distant mantle]

yes

[elder niche]

Chat is super active

I want one good damn skin but it’s a mythic idk how to achieve it🥹

[elder niche]

What about your leg routine

[elder niche]

I don’t wanna spend 10000$ tho

[elder niche]

Thank you girly pop

[elder niche]

Just believe in God

Ifykyk

[elder niche]

What…

[candid sedge]

Calf raises
Leg curl
Hack squat
RDL
Leg extension

not the best angle for my legs

[cinder sentinel]

Krm's hipfire bsp one tapping where it shouldn't be one tapping

😔

[elder niche]

It really isn’t 😭

[ocean granite]

dude has a blasphemous name💔

[elder niche]

But I appreciate it

Oh and I have a question 💔

[calm cargo]

Pay or get free one for secret caches

[elder niche]

Where can I find oden

It’s gonna seem weird

[ocean granite]

hey i leveled up :]

[cinder sentinel]

Horse thighs

[candid sedge]

????? its in ar section 😭

[elder niche]

Wich chest does it give me those skins

[candid sedge]

its one of my least best muscle group 🥀

[round breach]

[candid sedge]

calf worst

then prob back, then leg

[calm cargo]

Are you brain damage?

[elder niche]

Calf’s are easy to build

[cinder sentinel]

Horse thighs

[candid sedge]

no?

[elder niche]

Yes

[candid sedge]

its all genetics

[cinder sentinel]

We all hate leg workouts

[elder niche]

So give me the answer

[elder niche]

Understandable

[elder niche]

Calve

[candid sedge]

go dm

[coral wing]

Even I have them

[candid sedge]

u realise it's all a joke from tiktok right?

leg aint that bad. a bit painful but it feels good

[calm cargo]

There is no cheats codes how dumb are you?

[elder niche]

Calve are genetic

[cinder sentinel]

It is? I hate it

[elder niche]

Idk you tell

[cinder sentinel]

I genuinely do

[candid sedge]

weak 🥀

[elder niche]

They’re better than ab workouts. I look like a fool every time

[candid sedge]

what stupid stuff u doing for abs

pls tell me not one of those tiktok circuits

[elder niche]

Cod m

[elder niche]

[calm cargo]

All free

[round breach]

I like ab workouts

[coral wing]

Plank best for abs right?

[elder niche]

[elder niche]

🔤

[candid sedge]

its good but u cant progressive overload

[cinder sentinel]

Walking is randomized after working out legs

[ocean granite]

how’d u get the ak so fast

[distant mantle]

I don’t

[coral wing]

Wdym?

[distant mantle]

Lucky

I need 7 more shards

for the 47

[cinder sentinel]

Am I the only one here that hates leg workouts?

[calm cargo]

I got minor chards 600 in mail

[ocean granite]

did u exchange those shards? including the mythic ones?

[candid sedge]

to build muscle u have to prioritise low reps. i could do planks for a few dozen minutes. weighted vest doesnt feel good

[elder niche]

Uh , Pilates 💔

[candid sedge]

get out

😭

[elder niche]

Stop 💔

[candid sedge]

i saw pilates, a black dude was doing it

he was just spreading his legs open

[elder niche]

I want big strong legs and a tiny torso

[candid sedge]

and idk wth was going on

[elder niche]

Dude Pilates is harder than it looks, trust

[cinder sentinel]

The guy that killed Jesus?

[elder niche]

But I like how flexible I am now

[calm cargo]

I only exchanged minor chards already had other two

[coral wing]

https://tenor.com/view/very-skinny-lady-legend-slim-gif-15409366

[candid sedge]

just stretch

someone remove fucking pilates 😭

[calm cargo]

Skin walker

[candid sedge]

its u

[elder niche]

You’re gonna regret that

[candid sedge]

nop

[elder niche]

How do you have a slutty waist

[candid sedge]

what u gonna do with pilates? kick me?

[cinder sentinel]

How does one get this physique

[elder niche]

Pilates is so fun omg

[cinder sentinel]

No wait

[azure gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-meme-meme-meme-cat-gif-14470917232397934693

[cinder sentinel]

I shouldn't ask you

[elder niche]

They’re AMAZING for calf muscles, trust

[cinder sentinel]

You're like 10

[coral wing]

Don't eat for 1 week

[ocean granite]

prolly purging

[elder niche]

Can I get your routine for small torso and big legs

[candid sedge]

ummmm

[slow venture]

Legendary spear coming back

[candid sedge]

u asking for free advice. chat i feel cheated out from this

[azure gazelle]

why was that up top

[slow venture]

[elder niche]

Small waist trainers. Liquid diet , prolly hip pads, and yea

[elder niche]

You’re not flexible.

[distant mantle]

Liyes

[elder niche]

What if I pay you with BP

[distant mantle]

do you have the ss

from the game against 4am assassin

[slow venture]

Of what

[elder niche]

Im not flexible like when I was younger. I was a gymnast

[cinder sentinel]

The body looks like it can be blown away by a gust of wind

[distant mantle]

i lost it💔

[slow venture]

No

[coral wing]

Do u do diets?

[slow venture]

L

[candid sedge]

i dont need fucking 3 dollar 😭

[candid sedge]

yes duh

[elder niche]

Definitely can. Im not skinny and the wind made me trip

[elder niche]

It’s 25 USD

[coral wing]

Does it help more?

[distant mantle]

You were the only one on the team who went negative

and you went like double negative

[round breach]

I still love to do the bridge and bring one leg up n.n

[elder niche]

I’m better.

[coral trail]

@haughty glen come 1v1 1948202896

[distant mantle]

15/27

[elder niche]

me when I lie

[bright sequoia]

Eat your vegetables 🤤

[slow venture]

Fuck you

[elder niche]

I love veggies

[elder niche]

Give me BP.

Except cactus , it’s yucky

[candid sedge]

if u dont diet what u doing

[cinder sentinel]

My fast metabolism and training is a perfect combo

[tough pollen]

I finally got the AK47 ICBM Rifle skin

[bright sequoia]

Nice

[cinder sentinel]

🙏

[elder niche]

Me when I’m honest.

[tough pollen]

grahhhhhhhhh

[candid sedge]

huh. i can get it for like 2 usd

[elder niche]

Where’re you

[coral wing]

More workout to burn more

[candid sedge]

im on indian account

[elder niche]

Bru

How do you buy one or get one

[candid sedge]

oh wait its 6 quid

wth this is a scam

i can buy 420 cp for 4 dollar

[candid sedge]

secret place

[cinder sentinel]

How good is y'all's metabolism?

[elder niche]

Tell me

[coral wing]

Codm official store

[coral trail]

I NEED 1V1S

[round breach]

Aeropostale?

[candid sedge]

nop

[coral wing]

I have a fast one

[elder niche]

I can give you one year Spotify premium for 7 USD

[distant mantle]

Its like 5💀

[candid sedge]

😭 i just buy it normally

[elder niche]

Girl what

[candid sedge]

its only like 12 usd

[elder niche]

It says 25 for me

[cinder sentinel]

Of course you do, you're like 10

[candid sedge]

🤨

[distant mantle]

Its 560 Cp

[elder niche]

Talking about BP

[coral trail]

come 1v1

[coral wing]

13 u bomboclat

[round breach]

I have a nice figure for being 36

[elder niche]

Relatable

[coral wing]

Ur 36?

[round breach]

Yup

[elder niche]

I thought she was 34

[coral wing]

Ur aunty not sissy

[round breach]

Awwww, good genetics

[cinder sentinel]

That's a she AND above 18?

[round breach]

Yes

[cinder sentinel]

Man, I've been on too many servers with the majority being minors

[elder niche]

Same

Low-key tired

[acoustic estuary]

This calling card is hard af

[coral wing]

Sleep

[round breach]

Welcome to the older side n.n

[cinder sentinel]

It's nearly 5am, and I can barely sleep

[tranquil patio]

@weak marlin wanna come 1v1 smg ar?

[fleet arch]

Goes hard

[fleet arch]

A lot of servers are like that

[cinder sentinel]

Vargo-S has peak ttk with fire rate attachments (except for the muzzle) and some recoil control

[fleet arch]

Especially for video games

[cinder sentinel]

This is a video game server

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-jawline-rizz-rizz-face-sigma-gif-6353901556076043532

[acoustic estuary]

Ts one too, car goes hard

[fleet arch]

And I'm willing to bet the majority of people in here are minors

[covert orbit]

I just joined one and kinda regret

[round breach]

Me about 3 years ago and I still can do this n.n

[covert orbit]

Hiiiii

[fleet arch]

Agreed

[cinder sentinel]

The majority are oldies with j*bs

[covert orbit]

Flexibleeee

[elder niche]

You weren’t lying when you said you got a good body

[tranquil patio]

Koekje ☺️🥹🥹

[fleet arch]

Bro said "I was a baddie" and then scribbled over themselves

[covert orbit]

Hyd girlie?

[elder niche]

Body I meant

[round breach]

Ty

[elder niche]

💔

Trust

[elder niche]

How tall are you

[cinder sentinel]

The face wasn't the main topic

[elder niche]

Nobody can imagine you as a baddie.

[tranquil patio]

Imma write U dms 🥹 I almost forgot abt something 😩

[fleet arch]

"I look so good rn"

[elder niche]

Im gonna cuss you out

[covert orbit]

Okiii

[elder niche]

BYE. Is this a play about me

[dusk kestrel]

Any legendary player (or close to), that wants to join our team of 5 in championships? We are in Europe

[elder niche]

Literally what I did with my grad pic I sent to raptor

[round breach]

I’m 162 cm tall

[elder niche]

Aww, so kawaii-
You can’t be a baddie.

[fleet arch]

Huh? You guys hear that?

[radiant shadow]

Can I have some CP 👍

[elder niche]

Guess what-fuck you.

[fleet arch]

Must be the wind

[round breach]

Ask @red plinth

[coral trail]

1948202896 join😀😀

[cinder sentinel]

I feel good knowing I'm taller than a responsible adult

[elder niche]

Leave me alone 😭

@elder niche, let’s not leak DM’s.

[fleet arch]

I'm gonna try to hit this pose. Hopefully without pulling a muscle

[elder niche]

It’s just my grad pic , no biggie

[elder niche]

Oh wow you’re tall

[cinder sentinel]

I could pull this pose

I only gotta worry about balance

[fleet arch]

I think that's literally the only thing you need to pull that pose

[elder niche]

Send it without showing DM’s.

Im laughing so hard

[cinder sentinel]

That's 5'4"

[round breach]

I’m average in my country

[elder niche]

Oh

You’re taller than me

[elder niche]

I’m taller.

[elder niche]

Didn’t you say you’re 6’9?

[cinder sentinel]

I'm 5'5" or 165cm

[elder niche]

I’m taller.

[elder niche]

Do I look 6’9

[cinder sentinel]

I could kick your knee caps much easier then

[elder niche]

I like to say I’m 5’1 but I’m actually 5’0

[round breach]

In sand it’s worse because it shifts around you

[elder niche]

Hmm, you were literally trying your best to convince people about it, but u guess you’re 5’2 after all.

[elder niche]

5 foot

[cinder sentinel]

5'0"*

[elder niche]

Shorty.

No

[cinder sentinel]

I had a classmate that was 4'10"

[elder niche]

My dads pretty tall though

[cinder sentinel]

[elder niche]

Me not long ago

[fleet arch]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-star-wars-padme-gif-5048790

[hard olive]

We're not supposed to ping mods about people asking for CP, instead point them to the giveaway channel(s).

[round breach]

Ty James

[cinder sentinel]

Best pick-up line

[elder niche]

Shorty!

[elder niche]

You’re 5’6, shouldn’t be talking

Irma what do you eat to stay in shape

[elder niche]

You’re 5’0.

[cinder sentinel]

Sand comes only 2nd to obi-wan kenobi when it comes to things Vader hates

[elder niche]

Bc damn you have a good body 😭

My inspo fr

[round breach]

About everything,

[elder niche]

How do you know what her body looks like?

[elder niche]

She sent how flexible she is

[cinder sentinel]

I thought metabolism starts to slow down around 30 below or so

[elder niche]

Eh-?

[elder niche]

Me around 23

[quaint heath]

Can’t go against @unkempt gull
Bro cursed me.

[fleet arch]

Did you not see the post?

[elder niche]

Dude my metabolism is slow, I hate it

[fleet arch]

I have the opposite issue

[elder niche]

Get away!

[fleet arch]

I'm eating 4-5 eggs daily and my weight gain is still slow as hell

[round breach]

Well, yes. But I do a lot of spinning sessions and swimming helps as well

[elder niche]

I could do the same to you..

[cinder sentinel]

Not only miniscule as hell, the metabolism is also slow as hell

[vale sapphire]

PLEASE

[fleet arch]

Some sorta fucked up spectre keeps trying to send me messages

Is it a ghost?

Can you guys see it?

[elder niche]

Imagine being 34 and still 5’0.

[fleet arch]

This was me going up against Unseen except I didn't even know how good he was before that

[cinder sentinel]

I can eat just about any food of any quantity and barely gain weight

[candid sedge]

That’s good

[cinder sentinel]

Fast metabolism

[coral trail]

anyone for a 1v1 smg and ar 1948202896

[cinder sentinel]

And I'm also a varsity athlete

[round breach]

Well, I stopped growing in height, not in exercise

[vale sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/rezero-re-zero-reinhard-reinhard-van-astrea-re-zero-meme-gif-12954608563548552853

[elder niche]

I-I wasn’t talking to you..

[fleet arch]

Very impressive, I'll hit you up when I move countries and get better ping

[round breach]

Oops,sowwyyy

[cinder sentinel]

My genetics are blessed 🙏 🔥

[elder niche]

I’m good.

[elder niche]

I literally breathe food and boom, I’m bloated

[cinder sentinel]

I can not relate

[fleet arch]

I'll still hit you up when I move countries

[elder niche]

Salmon.

[fleet arch]

No underlying health conditions?

[cinder sentinel]

I can eat multiple plates of rice with other dishes and barely gain any weight

[fleet arch]

Tuna

[elder niche]

If I were a guy, sure. I’d easily love to bulk and build myself an eight pack, triceps, strong gummy legs, and big behind

[fleet arch]

You can get all of these as a woman too

[elder niche]

Imagine being

5’6

[fleet arch]

Me when I think :

[elder niche]

Taller than you shorty.

[elder niche]

I don’t want muscles. I want big legs and whatever and small torso , dainty arms 💔

[fleet arch]

You can do that too

[elder niche]

How

[round breach]

I used to be like that when I was younger

[fleet arch]

Train legs

[elder niche]

Look where?

Dude my rib cage isn’t small 💔

But my waist is

[fleet arch]

Literally just train legs

[cinder sentinel]

I don't intentionally build muscles 🙏

[vale sapphire]

Thats how I defeat you

[elder niche]

Okay

[kindred trench]

Sub chat🧍‍♂️

[fleet arch]

Brother's got that minuteglass figure

[elder niche]

Wait I have a question

[radiant shadow]

Gess my country

[elder niche]

As a girl , can I build myself bigger boo bees

[fleet arch]

India

[elder niche]

Or will that just be muscle

[fleet arch]

No

[cinder sentinel]

If surgery counts as building

[elder niche]

Lame

[elder niche]

They’re small.

I heard doing push-ups makes them bigger

[fleet arch]

Boo bees are fat deposits

[kindred trench]

💀

[cinder sentinel]

For males that is the case

[elder niche]

Very true , super super small

[cinder sentinel]

Not for women

[fleet arch]

You can increase the size of your pectoral muscles so that could make them appear bigger if that counts

[elder niche]

Yeah. I can’t believe some men have pecs bigger than mine

[calm cargo]

Definitely a poor one because you ask for cp

[fleet arch]

But yeah, no one's going up cup sizes after hitting the gym

[elder niche]

Don’t get me started with a dainty waist and longer defined eyelashes

[fleet arch]

Eyelash day at the gym

[elder niche]

Gonna cry

[fleet arch]

Let's start the workout

[elder niche]

Okay but won’t that like, use the fat that I already have and tone them even further

[cinder sentinel]

My eyelashes are longer than the lashes of girls I know

[fleet arch]

https://tenor.com/view/purinspudding-eyelashes-cuddlechvv-gif-19979898

[elder niche]

Make them bigger.

[kindred trench]

[fleet arch]

Burns fat, builds muscles

[cinder sentinel]

Nicki minaj?

[elder niche]

So what’s my option here

[fleet arch]

But it won't get smaller, if that's what you're wondering

[elder niche]

I heard her pollin works but idk

[radiant shadow]

Ooooo my gooooood

[fleet arch]

Surgery, or dealing with your body dysmorphia

[elder niche]

Will I just have a body build chest

[radiant shadow]

Sing this

[fleet arch]

Please do the latter

[elder niche]

Heartbreak

[elder niche]

Do you want CP?

[radiant shadow]

Pay phone

[elder niche]

But ty girly pop

[fleet arch]

No

[radiant shadow]

I must be in the wrong cheat chats I must get the f#&@ out of here

Stick ston pappy codm

[livid field]

@paper meadow the solution to cheaters? Use jackal on them.

[fleet arch]

You won't look like a bodybuilder by just hitting the gym

[cinder sentinel]

Gotta hit the gym

[livid tangle]

Then leave.

[cinder sentinel]

I've seen some female athletes and gym-goers with good/attractive bods

[elder niche]

Same

[livid field]

Bro just admitted.

[elder niche]

They’re so bomb

[cinder sentinel]

It comes from hardwork

[radiant shadow]

Yes I do need CP

[elder niche]

Am in a boys-only school.

[livid tangle]

Buy your own

[elder niche]

Sadge.

Tbh, majority of times I wanna have big biceps so guys can shit on me for looking manlier than them

[round breach]

Go to #giveaway-🎉

[fleet arch]

One last thing, is this issue born out of your ideals of beauty, or is it because you think bigger cups make you more desirable?

[cinder sentinel]

Haha

[radiant shadow]

[elder niche]

Then…fuck off.

[livid field]

Or gather it from New recruit event.

[elder niche]

Both. My cups are like whatever but I want more

[fleet arch]

I find athletic / gym bodies very attractive

[round breach]

Or get a Job

[livid tangle]

[elder niche]

Who doesn’t ?

[fleet arch]

Don't worry about the second part then

[fleet arch]

Not a clue

[round breach]

I mean j*b

[radiant shadow]

😂😂😂 What the f is the emojy I send

[cinder sentinel]

It's just bonus points for me, but not required in my criteria in women

[radiant shadow]

I'mean that crazy

[fleet arch]

https://tenor.com/view/job-jumpscare-job-application-job-meme-job-jumpscare-gif-5102454363566376023

[elder niche]

I saw this girl have an hourglass figure with noticeable strong arms and backs and a defined tummy, omg

[fleet arch]

Same here

[elder niche]

She looked so bomb

[fleet arch]

Hit the gym, everyone

[cinder sentinel]

You could be that too

[elder niche]

Was gonna run up to her and ask for her workout routine and diet plans but I got shy

[elder niche]

How 💔

[cinder sentinel]

Going to the gym

[fleet arch]

Gym

[round breach]

Swimming

[cinder sentinel]

I barely need to

[elder niche]

I think I can easily workout but my problem is eating 💔
I find eating the right amount of protein, carbs, etc, hard tbh

[elder niche]

I don’t know how to swim 💔

[fleet arch]

Eat a ton of eggs

[fleet arch]

Learn first

[cinder sentinel]

I'm a varsity swimmer and my strength, stamina/cardio, and muscles are already technically packed in one sport

[round breach]

Swim in a shallow Pool?

[elder niche]

Swimmers have good bodies

[radiant shadow]

[cinder sentinel]

Thanks for the indirect compliment

[elder niche]

I tried swimming in my bathtub and got water up my nose

[elder niche]

Ofc !

[round breach]

Ty

[inland ravine]

🚫 zeinabhirey, you can't use that.

🚫 zeinabhirey, you can't use that.

[elder niche]

Can you guys be nice 💔

[radiant shadow]

In the bet tub hahahaha

OK OK m ok

[cinder sentinel]

I can barely even get water up my nose in an olympic-sized pool 🙏

[radiant shadow]

Ill be nice

[round breach]

Um, try with a floatsie next time

[elder niche]

I need hugs.

[elder niche]

My biggest fear with swimming is getting swimmers ear

[cinder sentinel]

Or maybe I just got used to it, so I don't notice water even going up my nose

[elder niche]

Dude that HURTS. Could hear pounding for months

[radiant shadow]

OK on hugee hug coming up

[cinder sentinel]

I don't have that

[radiant shadow]

💯

[round breach]

Can I Hug you?

[elder niche]

Be lucky you don’t

[radiant shadow]

Ok

[fleet arch]

You could still benefit from leg exercises

[elder niche]

Hurts so bad I cried for days

[radiant shadow]

No

[cinder sentinel]

It's pretty rare from what I've seen

[elder niche]

I guess I’m special

[elder niche]

I drowned in my bathtub.

[fleet arch]

I have this weird sensitivity in my ears from that

[cinder sentinel]

I know a lot of swimmers and don't know a single one with swimmer's ear

[elder niche]

I wanna get back to boxing tbh. Literally worked my whole body out

[fleet arch]

Not swimmers ear

[elder niche]

Noh.

[elder niche]

Same , it’s okay

[fleet arch]

But I was being an idiot and always stayed at the deeper end of the pool

[radiant shadow]

I got guns in my had and I won't go spirit's in my hand and I want go

[fleet arch]

Pressure makes me feel uncomfortable now

[round breach]

Then no Huggies for ya

[radiant shadow]

Do sing it 5×

[elder niche]

Patiently waiting for a moment to fit in

[fleet arch]

This is your moment

Seize it

[elder niche]

I held the ladder to go down and see how deep it is and ended up drowning.

Uhh..

Hi?

[elder niche]

Twins.

[fleet arch]

And then I always slept with headphones blasting music all through COVID lockdowns

[radiant shadow]

Chickjoke

[round breach]

Hello

[fleet arch]

I just swam down

I should get back into swimming

[radiant shadow]

Minecraft ne

[cinder sentinel]

How do you end up drowning 😭

[elder niche]

I just drowned in my bathtub tbh

[fleet arch]

Brother said "Whoa" after reaching the bottom

[elder niche]

As a child, I let go of the ladder to check if I drowned or not and turns out-I did.

[solemn cipher]

Shitty fucking team

[fleet arch]

Typa guy to try and re-breathe the air bubbles

[cinder sentinel]

[fleet arch]

How fucking long was this game**

[elder niche]

You won , girly pop

[candid sedge]

U could build thick quads

[elder niche]

My internet is screwing me over, 0 bars 💀

Wth, I can't send messages but the chats and images are loading fine

[solemn cipher]

Yeah my whole team went negative

[elder niche]

Nothing funny, hmph!

[fleet arch]

Also bro, you have the lowest time on the point

[cinder sentinel]

Swimming is fun and healthy

[fleet arch]

It is not called Hardkills brother

[cinder sentinel]

🙏 🔥

[round breach]

Um, we can see your texts

[fleet arch]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

[elder niche]

Agreed, I wish I could do it more often

[solemn cipher]

Because my team couldn't do fuck all for themselves

[elder niche]

I didn’t know that omg , thank you

[fleet arch]

Got a local pond nearby

[cinder sentinel]

I got 3 gold medals and 1 silver medal just for swimming yesterday

[solemn cipher]

There's slayers and there's obj players

[cinder sentinel]

I do it everyday

[elder niche]

It just sent, but I typed it minutes ago

[elder niche]

Take out fun please 💔

[solemn cipher]

If you don't understand that then beyond cooked

[elder niche]

You’ll never be as tuff as me.

I think it's better now

[fleet arch]

We literally just told you that you could do this

[fleet arch]

Sign up for classes

[elder niche]

Lucky

[round breach]

Welcome to Codm where we talk about everything, almost

[cinder sentinel]

I'm a swimmer, I literally have to do it

[elder niche]

I was being sarcastic girly pop

[elder niche]

You’ll never be as pretty as me

[elder niche]

Still lucky, lwk wish I could swim as often as you do

[fleet arch]

And your teammates were the ones who stood on the hardpoint to win the game, were they not

[elder niche]

No I’m kidding

Wait I should say handsome

[fleet arch]

Listen, you've demonstrated that you're very stupid so I just had to be sure

[elder niche]

Some men are pretty

[elder niche]

Alright…that’s how it is? Now hold up, Ehm Ehm-

[cinder sentinel]

Look for a swim team to sign up for and then train

[candid sedge]

😆

[elder niche]

Thank you 😭

[fallow topaz]

I'm a swimmer. But I can only do it once in my life and only when I'm in water against my will. ( Idk how to swim)

[elder niche]

RAHHHH!!

[fallow topaz]

[elder niche]

Im giggling

[fleet arch]

Learn to swim

[elder niche]

"codm-discussion" but we're talking about swimming

[vale sapphire]

Yo anyone here got imessages working?

[elder niche]

Guys am I actually that stupid 💔

[cinder sentinel]

I like the topic

[fleet arch]

Can't always rely on your instincts or whatever

[elder niche]

I’m actually better looking than you.

[elder niche]

Yes

[cinder sentinel]

Maybe

[round breach]

Precisely

[elder niche]

That’s nice

[elder niche]

Yes.

[elder niche]

Oh nah, I don't wanna take it that seriously

[fallow topaz]

It's gojover for fishes if I learn to swim 💔

[vale sapphire]

Tbh wouldn't ask a girl for her number lol

[elder niche]

Im not a girl

[vale sapphire]

I need to teat if mine is working

[elder niche]

Wait…women are pretty but men are handsome..so what am I supposed to say?

[cinder sentinel]

What do you define yourself

[elder niche]

A man

[elder niche]

Bro wants to become an aquatic kraven the hunter

[vale sapphire]

And no one here using it so I need someone to try to text me or I text them

[elder niche]

I’ll text you

[vale sapphire]

Shhh

[cinder sentinel]

I would define you as an atom particle

[elder niche]

A cutie patootie shawarma.

[round breach]

Nothing

[elder niche]

Wanna play word search

[vale sapphire]

Well come dms rq

[round breach]

Food then

[elder niche]

Wait I don’t even have a phone number 💔

[fallow topaz]

Amen to that

[cinder sentinel]

How??

💀

[elder niche]

My dad got mad at me and cut my service , so I can use email to text

iCloud *

[fallow topaz]

Lmaoo

[elder niche]

Apple id, idk

[elder niche]

What did you do sis?

[vale sapphire]

Vro

[elder niche]

I haven’t messaged people for a long time besides ig

[cinder sentinel]

Stole the tv remote

[vale sapphire]

Vro🥀

[elder niche]

I called him a previous son of a

[round breach]

I have iMessages

[elder niche]

Uh-uh hey…if I did that, I’d be nice knowing ya-
But why?

[vale sapphire]

Oh cool imma send you a dm

[elder niche]

Unless you want me to text you from bummy iCloud😭

[round breach]

Oki

[elder niche]

Long story

[vale sapphire]

No idea what that is😭

[elder niche]

If too personal, then I don’t mind.

[radiant shadow]

Hy guy my stepmom almost kill me with a knife and it was so cool and my best friend they cooked him with the hottest hirol he and me cried and he no crying is for losers and he sed we both have scars we are no kids anymore ware man and that the I feel strong and it was so funny

[elder niche]

Apple ID

[fleet arch]

The fuck is iCloud?

[elder niche]

sure

[fleet arch]

What next, you gonna E-mail us?

[elder niche]

Oh

[elder niche]

Mhm.

[fleet arch]

Send us a letter by Passenger Pigeon?

[ocean granite]

pause

[cinder sentinel]

I just cracked my back and it was the most satisfying back crack of my life

I can feel the meaning of life

[fleet arch]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[elder niche]

iCloud is basically like a google drive for iPhones. You can save your contacts , pics , personal things when you transfer to another phone and such

[elder niche]

We. Do. Not. Give. A. Fuck about your fantasy story.😊

[fleet arch]

Don't Android phones have this too?

[radiant shadow]

Guy don't warry I'm a suviver

[elder niche]

They don’t have “icloud”.

[cinder sentinel]

We have ACloud

[elder niche]

Im not sure

[fleet arch]

But it has the same features

[radiant shadow]

And teaf

[fleet arch]

They do, I was being rhetorical

[elder niche]

iCloud is useless tbh

[cinder sentinel]

My cousin still had his 256GB storage filled despite having ICloud

Why the fuck do I keep putting an "E" on clouds

[elder niche]

Nobody was worried.

[radiant shadow]

And I'm a fucking teaf Hu cares if I steal some ones phone and chat with it

[cinder sentinel]

Reporting in case this guy is below 13

[elder niche]

How old are you child?

[cinder sentinel]

I don't think any answer equal to 13 or above is believable

[solemn cipher]

Sup

[radiant shadow]

I'm fucking 13

[cinder sentinel]

Sure, buddy

[radiant shadow]

I killed a fucking child hahahahah

[soft fractal]

I guess for me remained grinding those rewards for that operation something and opening those 4 caches everyday

[solemn cipher]

Go back too 1st grade English

[cinder sentinel]

My 12 year old sister is more mature and mannered

[elder niche]

Not true, you’re apparently 12, born in January 4th 2013.

[soft fractal]

Also the fuck is going on

[vale sapphire]

I tested it now dw

[cinder sentinel]

"too" 😔

[solemn cipher]

Ruining the bait

Insane

[soft fractal]

What drama missed me

[cinder sentinel]

Kinda feels like I fell for it

[elder niche]

@red plinth, is cannabalism allowed here?

[cinder sentinel]

Not ruining it

[elder niche]

Yay! Happy it works

[solemn cipher]

Hello vamp

[vale sapphire]

Tank you tank you

[elder niche]

Hi hi Popitty Pop Pop

[cinder sentinel]

Huh?

[elder niche]

Your pfp is so cute

[radiant shadow]

I kill so many people and now I'm playing inachant hahahaha

[solemn cipher]

What's up?

[elder niche]

Nothing much, and you?

[solemn cipher]

The only thing you kill is your own braincells 🙏🏻

[solemn cipher]

Waiting for my sponsor

[radiant shadow]

And to me kill teams name is 4157DOGs ya

[solemn cipher]

I think this is an 8 year old that just learned about the "hood"

[soft fractal]

and mine from what I read here

holy fuck it is edgier than wattpad fanfics lmfao

[elder niche]

pulls up to your house

[radiant shadow]

It in PNG we are having big fight with the gigolulakey

[cinder sentinel]

What

[elder niche]

Hey guysssss

[elder niche]

Why’s you speaking linganguliguli language?

[elder niche]

Hey!

[radiant shadow]

There teamkill teams name is 585 Spiders

[elder niche]

Hiii >×<

[elder niche]

Why’s you so excited?

[elder niche]

Cuz I'm alive

[cinder sentinel]

3 mods online 😔

[elder niche]

Ew modd

[elder niche]

Real.

Mods

I want Chinese food

[candid sedge]

Sell @elder niche

Anyone want

[elder niche]

My mother loves them.

[elder niche]

I'm making carbonara

[soft fractal]

thats itallian

[cinder sentinel]

That's not chinese tho

[elder niche]

Nobody wants to buy her.

[radiant shadow]

I can make 585 become a spider

[candid sedge]

Ah. Understandable

[elder niche]

Similar

Anyone who likes Chinese would love carbonara

[candid sedge]

Who’s in ur pfp @elder niche

Istg I saw her before

[cinder sentinel]

Some kpop artist smth

[soft fractal]

The biggest choice

[elder niche]

Probably a Korean idol, she loves them.

She forced me to listen to blackpink…

[candid sedge]

Idk which one. I swear my girl showed me her I forgot the name

[elder niche]

Asstag

[candid sedge]

Good lord 😭

[elder niche]

Firullah

[elder niche]

😭

[cinder sentinel]

I wouldn't even wish that upon my worst enemy

[elder niche]

I’d wish it upon you.

[soft fractal]

I will sacrifice myself and listen this shit myself

[candid sedge]

I went to a black pink concert a while ago in O2 with an Asian girl I hooked up with. Their song is so bad

[elder niche]

Question mark

[elder niche]

Get out of here.

Im not for sale anymore

[candid sedge]

All they do is dance with bikini infront if the camera

[cinder sentinel]

I'll wish it upon you since you aren't my worst enemy

[elder niche]

OMG??? Im going to a black pink concert soon

Who tf is clapping outside it's midnight

[elder niche]

Neh-

[candid sedge]

💀

[elder niche]

Gonna fly to Canada for it

[solemn cipher]

I offer a thumbs up

[elder niche]

God…

You guys are so mean

[candid sedge]

Ok. Sold

[elder niche]

@candid sedge listen to Seoul city by Jennie

[elder niche]

Alan walker is way better.

[candid sedge]

No they are all so bad

[elder niche]

That’s the song you fucking forced me to listen to!!