codm-discussion

[left willow]

All nerds want to be cobain

[hard olive]

Not a huge fan so IDC.

[analog coral]

ah wardens

[quiet jay]

yes

[left willow]

WARDENS

AHHH

tanks, wardens, bloats, spitters

[half anvil]

Same

[analog coral]

i just melee them

[quiet jay]

everyone does

[left willow]

Thankfully no witches

[quiet jay]

cause melee causes them most damage

[analog coral]

real

[hard olive]

Jane's Addiction though.. amazing live show.

[left willow]

Tell that to my teammates

[quiet jay]

theres the one who vomits poison or some shit

[left willow]

Yeah spitters

[quiet jay]

T_T

[left willow]

And then unibombers

[quiet jay]

then the kamikaze

then heavy gunner and the tanks

there another one

[left willow]

Ghosts

[analog coral]

belchers

[left willow]

Hazmat

[quiet jay]

yea "pulveriser"

[left willow]

Demo

[quiet jay]

and the hazmat thing too

[analog coral]

it's name is actually hazmat iirc

[left willow]

It is hazmat

[quiet jay]

oh lmao

what do those do

[left willow]

It has no fancy name

It’s just a worthless zombie

It doesn’t do anything important

[analog coral]

they just poison whoever gets too close with some kind of gas

and slowly damage them

[left willow]

You can get heavily damaged if you go near them though

Like a big group

1 at a time is kids play

[quiet jay]

belcher vomit acid, demo demolish, tanks tank damage and hurt big thing, kamikaze, then heavy gunner are just fat as fuck

[analog coral]

infernos are the kamikaze ones

they just come close and then explode

[quiet jay]

yea

[analog coral]

no wait igniters

sorry i got confused

[quiet jay]

lmao nws

those are the 6 right?

and then normal zombies who no one gives a fuck about

[analog coral]

yea igniters,zombies,hazmat,hounds,pulverizer,heavy gunner,warden,necromancers

[rotund raven]

🥱

[quiet jay]

i forgot about necro

what do those do

i forgor

[analog coral]

basically make zombies take less damage

[quiet jay]

ah

healer

[analog coral]

no not healer

they just make zombies take less damage

[quiet jay]

was gonna ask how u were in there for 1:54 then remembered contested is also a thing

[quiet jay]

i know, similar to healers

in other games

[analog coral]

oh ok

[analog coral]

they're easy to kill though

[quiet jay]

nice

[analog coral]

MG-42 is op though in nightmare.. who let activision cook there 💀

[quiet jay]

rpd cooldown barrel?

[analog coral]

that's also op but mg42 is insane

500 rounds with level 5 pack a punch 💀

[quiet jay]

sks is lit in zombies, couldnt use it much in siege cause i couldnt find sniper ammo

[quiet jay]

ah ur talking about normal zombies

[delicate maple]

anyone tryna play

[analog coral]

undead siege has it too
it's just in the highest difficulty

[quiet jay]

oh i see, imma try it out

gimme ur mg build for zombies, imma try it out

[analog coral]

i just use the most random BS builds lol

[quiet jay]

lmao

imma use my mp build then

[analog coral]

i'm the one random who uses high accuracy in undead siege

[quiet jay]

lmao

i prefer hipfire

[analog coral]

my MG-42 has 82 accuracy

[quiet jay]

damn

[analog coral]

i got bored so i decided to test the br recommended mg42 in zombies

[pure lagoon]

💀

I use snipers or shotguns in zombies tbh

[analog coral]

for regular i just use a lmg with a sniper

[pure lagoon]

Regular is too boring lmao

[warm flame]

Help- im still only at 50/120 after grinding for 3 hours-

[pure lagoon]

😭

[fair root]

Shorty is most goated thing in zombies

[pure lagoon]

lmao

[analog coral]

by regular i don't mean regular difficulty

[half vessel]

I use sks + type 63

[analog coral]

i play only hardcore now

[half vessel]

Easiest thing

[pure lagoon]

I mean endless lol

[analog coral]

for endless i usually switch the lmg to a shotgun

[pure lagoon]

I get bored

[half vessel]

I use type 63 in endless

[pure lagoon]

it’s just zombies getting more hp

[analog coral]

fr

[half vessel]

Double tap + Dead shot daiquiri and Pack a punch is crazy

[pure lagoon]

I end up just rocking sg

Or double sniper

[half vessel]

I fucking hate those little dogs

[pure lagoon]

lmao

[analog coral]

same

[quiet jay]

turns out mine has 24

[pure lagoon]

my least favorite boss

Is Minecraft creeper boss

[analog coral]

show

[quiet jay]

fym show

[analog coral]

just send img of the gunsmith

[quiet jay]

aight

[analog coral]

i didn't even know that an mg42 could have accuracy that low

[warm flame]

idk what yall talking about

[analog coral]

i got bored so i made a accuracy 97 M-16 for zombies

[quiet jay]

💀 u love accuracy dont ya

[analog coral]

yea 🤣

[quiet jay]

@analog coral

[analog coral]

damn

fire rate high

[quiet jay]

happy little boy?

fr

[analog coral]

yea but why 125

[quiet jay]

this is my mp build actually

[quiet jay]

idk

[analog coral]

for zombies 250 probably is better

[quiet jay]

like i said its mp build so 125 was enough for mp

i might change it to 250 for sieg

[analog coral]

yea ik

for mp 250 is useless

[quiet jay]

unless u are a fucking homeless spammer

[analog coral]

real

i just use the 125 mags

[quiet jay]

evryone uses that

[analog coral]

ok

[analog coral]

for a few guns i use mp builds though

or just ground loot

[quiet jay]

does losing a siege match mean it dont count towards aether

if so, sad

[analog coral]

idk as i keep winning

[quiet jay]

i dont keep winnning cause of ass teammates who dont help at all

[analog coral]

like how ass?

[quiet jay]

very

[analog coral]

rip

i end up with so much turret material that i have excess

[quiet jay]

"even if you were desperate you wouldnt touch it" typa ass

[analog coral]

damn

[quiet jay]

ik T_T

[analog coral]

my highest damage was around 2.5m in hard

[quiet jay]

😭

[analog coral]

nightmare was around 5m

[analog coral]

what guns do you usually use there?

[tall silo]

Breh carried my team 62 kills 2 deaths

[analog coral]

damn

[tall silo]

Why cant i do trial loadout on uss9

[analog coral]

idk

i just got the gun from bp and maxed it immediately

[tall silo]

Is really good IS THE GOAT FOR ME

[analog coral]

i just max all guns with xp cards the moment i get them

[lost cave]

Wsg

[analog coral]

i'm not really an smg guy though

[tall silo]

Where u get them i need em

[quick cape]

@quiet jay u don't need teammates

[quick cape]

Only pick up what u need

[sour garnet]

zombi dont count for the camo right?

[tall silo]

How to get diamond camo?

[quick cape]

Gotta buy it

[quiet jay]

where

[analog coral]

for siege

[quiet jay]

acknowledged

[quiet jay]

rpd cooldown uwu

[quick cape]

Ray gun

[analog coral]

oof

[azure gazelle]

🤯

[hard olive]

10 kills in 80/100/120/150 games, depending on the gun. Melee is 500 kills.

[azure gazelle]

aaaaasdxcg i juat got woken up by my mum coming into my room and turning on the light to find a jumper

😭😭

[hard olive]

What's a jumper?

[analog coral]

💀 that explains melee abusers

[azure gazelle]

usually a sweater

but i forgot the word

[hard olive]

Oh.

[azure gazelle]

OH

a cardigan thingy

i think

either a long one or a net typw one

[half vessel]

Mine is that electrical

Thingy

Shit is so annoying

[quiet jay]

idk what to use tbh so

[analog coral]

how many aether camos do you have

[quiet jay]

none

[analog coral]

[quiet jay]

hehe

[analog coral]

i have 17 iirc

[quiet jay]

nice

[analog coral]

grinding 18th one

after MG i'mma do ar

[azure gazelle]

man why the fuxk did i have to use the name aether i get confused every time someone mentions that

[wet whale]

at long last

GM1!!!

[left willow]

So fucking irritating

[storm lotus]

at last legendary

ra

[quiet jay]

AYEEEEE

[left willow]

So annoying I hope they quit undead

I went to sanitarium and everything

Nada, not enough

[storm lotus]

omg you are YOUU

nooby

[quiet jay]

yup

[storm lotus]

pro.playe

[quiet jay]

if u had come a few seconds earlier we couldve played a game or 2 T_T

[storm lotus]

r

[quiet jay]

i just deleted codm

[quiet jay]

https://tenor.com/bOGXs.gif

[storm lotus]

wait whaaat

[quiet jay]

so i can study uwu

[storm lotus]

ohh good luck

[quiet jay]

oh shit that wasnt the plan

i was supposed to restrict screen time not delete it T_T

[storm lotus]

i still need to grind to 10k for free leggy

[quiet jay]

nice

[storm lotus]

its fine, you can reinstall it later

[analog coral]

oof

[errant inlet]

say googoo

[left willow]

Most embarrassing moments

I’ve ever had to watch

[quiet jay]

thats the neat part i cant cause no internet only mobile data atm

[left willow]

Little kids doing absolutely nothing just like in real life

[storm lotus]

💀💀

[left willow]

Did everything perfect that I could

[analog coral]

what was the 3rd guy doing

[unkempt gull]

Sus

[left willow]

Had being stupid

Was*

Also the first ss, there was 4 people

[quiet jay]

2 left?

[left willow]

1 died due to walking out into the storm

The other died to a fucking hazmat lmao

[quiet jay]

oh

[left willow]

Night 3

[quiet jay]

lmao

[left willow]

Fucking idiots

[analog coral]

how do you even

[analog coral]

1 hazmat??

[left willow]

I shit you not I revived him for the free revive

For the task

[left willow]

Multiple

[storm lotus]

playing zombies with random is like gambling

[left willow]

But still

[left willow]

No, it’s not

[analog coral]

[left willow]

They’re all garbage

90% of the time

[left willow]

Dude was meleeing them too

Like bro what don’t kids understand you take damage back away

[analog coral]

did he not have a gun

[quiet jay]

@analog coral @left willow @hard olive what about us 3 play siege some time together (in a few months tho cause i got exams, sorry)

[left willow]

Isn’t that universal don’t they play fortnite

[storm lotus]

that's what he should do

[left willow]

I’ll be in military basic

[quiet jay]

i mean you 2 can play with j and his duo in the meantime

[left willow]

No, it’s definitely not

[left willow]

He did

[quiet jay]

oh take care mate. when will u be able to play again then

[left willow]

I have no idea why he didn’t use it

[storm lotus]

wdym which night was it

[left willow]

Free time

[quiet jay]

i doubt u will get a lot of that

[left willow]

It was night 3 or 4

[analog coral]

why was he using wrench then

[left willow]

You’re not supposed to melee hazmats

Idk what you’re trying to say dum

[left willow]

He drank their toxic gas

[storm lotus]

who are hazmats?

[left willow]

It got to his brain irl

[quiet jay]

dum being dum rn

[left willow]

You don’t know zombies

[storm lotus]

not ones in military uniform?

[left willow]

So idk

[quiet jay]

the posion gas one in hazmat suits

[left willow]

Play zombies and you’ll find out

[storm lotus]

ah

[storm lotus]

pfft sure

[left willow]

Wdym pfft sure

[quiet jay]

im guessing he wont be playing zombies

[left willow]

It’s pissing me off, play siege and become a competent player so I can recruit you

Literally just have a brain that is all I ask

And it’s all you require

[quiet jay]

even of he did do that regions would hurt both of urs pings a lot

[storm lotus]

it's funny of you to assume idk how to play zombies because i forgot who hazmat is

[left willow]

Wouldn’t matter they have a brain

[quiet jay]

true

[left willow]

Why would I say you didn’t know how to play zombies

I said you don’t know what hazmats are, you’ve never played siege

[quiet jay]

do you know how to play zombies?

[left willow]

I said zombies as catch all because most people try siege over normal zombie mode

[quiet jay]

if you do, that would be surprising

[storm lotus]

i literally cleared all modes of seige underteamed

[left willow]

Sure man

[quiet jay]

oh nice

[left willow]

You can’t beat nightmare underteamed

[quiet jay]

undertrained?

[storm lotus]

sure man whatever you say

[quiet jay]

makes sense

[left willow]

Nightmare is almost impossible to solo or duo bud

Hard mode sure

You’d have to really know what you’re doing to solo nightmare

[quiet jay]

i think that is what hes implying

[storm lotus]

i can't solo but duos? bet

[warped solar]

Well well well

[warped solar]

Look who do we have here

[storm lotus]

who

[left willow]

You got carried 100%, I’m not saying your stories cap, I’m saying it’s difficult as hell

[warped solar]

Idk who

Introduce yourself

[quiet jay]

lmao

[storm lotus]

suure

[azure gazelle]

i just saw a video on tiktok where people are tryna decorate a baby’s room and the dad is yk thinking logically and the mum wants a fucking travertine table (i searched up and what i saw looked SHARP and like a hazard) and a fucking glass lamp goddamn social media is a plague

[left willow]

Suuuure

Go duo nightmare mode for me please

Screen record it if you’d be so willing

[quiet jay]

the fuck, and hello child

[left willow]

I’d like to see your teammates stats

[storm lotus]

yes i have to prove myself to you

[azure gazelle]

hi human being

[left willow]

Considering you said to melee hazmats it kinda tipped me off that you haven’t gotten far in nightmare

[storm lotus]

i need you to believe me

[left willow]

You don’t just forget them

Nightmare requires hours of wasted time to duomax

[quiet jay]

how are ya and if travertine are as loose as they seem, not safe for the baby

table*

[elder niche]

Aight shoot

What do you got for me

I’ll let you know if it’s believable

[storm lotus]

i was being sarcastic

[warped solar]

Do you play regular zombies?

[left willow]

Obviously

[quiet jay]

he duo cleared nightmare siege

[left willow]

I wasn’t

[azure gazelle]

tired bc i just woke up and got my mood ruined with watching that

hbu

[quiet jay]

nice

[quiet jay]

also tired but due to diff reasons

[left willow]

I think Siege is a piece of shit when it comes to matchmaking

[warped solar]

@storm lotus oh crap, your offline (do u play regular zombies?)

[azure gazelle]

and i just almost slammed my ipad onto my head thats great and least my hands work rn

[left willow]

Where’s the competent fan base

[warped solar]

Do you play regular zombies

[elder niche]

Ez

[storm lotus]

i used to

[storm lotus]

finally

[warped solar]

You don’t anymore?

[azure gazelle]

i dont play zombies

[storm lotus]

nope

[left willow]

I cleared wave 50 after 9 something hours

[azure gazelle]

gunfight 🔛🔝

[quiet jay]

wonderful

[elder niche]

A duo who you work with to max out turrets and shit

Mint

[left willow]

Aka getting hard carried

[warped solar]

When is siege coming back?

[azure gazelle]

it started flopping and i managed to lift it 👍

[elder niche]

Solo queue squads it’s just competition for parts

[left willow]

It’s already here

[storm lotus]

how is that getting carried mfao

[quiet jay]

nice

[elder niche]

It’s against fucking bots

Who gives a fuck

[left willow]

You don’t know the game

[warped solar]

When is siege coming out?

[left willow]

So why were you flexing it

[warped solar]

You type fast

[elder niche]

Alr out

[warped solar]

Dang

[storm lotus]

sure dude

[quiet jay]

ITS LREADY OUT

[analog coral]

fr
i hate having to fight my entire damn team to get turret parts

[left willow]

Argument isn’t that it’s against bots

[warped solar]

Today???

[elder niche]

Not really

[warped solar]

Dang, I’m dumb asf

[quiet jay]

it has been out for a while mate

[left willow]

It’s that they’re saying they did it while having no basis

[storm lotus]

sigh brb

[warped solar]

I don’t see it in my server

[azure gazelle]

do you guys wanna see smth magical

[left willow]

They didn’t even know what hazmats were

[quiet jay]

go to zombies, it will be there

[storm lotus]

so what if i forgot the fucking name

[analog coral]

i just want teammates in siege who don't steal my turret parts

[left willow]

You literally cannot forget them

[elder niche]

I have a wide vocab but don’t utilize it frequently especially in text, I just type quick and pray autocorrect gets what I miss

[left willow]

They’re zombies in hazmats

[storm lotus]

wow

[elder niche]

There’s a big one

[left willow]

Hence the name hazmats

[azure gazelle]

crimas

[left willow]

They replace normal zombies after a while

[elder niche]

Cool

[left willow]

Because the normal ones die so quickly

[elder niche]

I couldn’t tell you a single name

[quiet jay]

https://tenor.com/bj1xZ.gif

[storm lotus]

coool

[elder niche]

How you

[left willow]

Okay? Tank demolisher heavy gunner

Hazmat

[elder niche]

Big one

[azure gazelle]

in case anyone brings up the tequila bottle, my dad gave me it empty bc it looks cool

[left willow]

Spitter ghost hound

[elder niche]

Hammer one

[left willow]

The idea isn’t the name

[elder niche]

Puke one

Fire one

[azure gazelle]

in his old hotel he was the bar manager 👍

[elder niche]

I'm good

[left willow]

It’s the fact it’s literally just a zombie in a hazmat

[wraith barn]

eat it

[elder niche]

Hanging on to dear life cus of school

Is there an electrical one in siege? It’s been like a year or two

[quiet jay]

fire one is kamikaze

[left willow]

No

[quiet jay]

nope

[left willow]

Only in classic

[elder niche]

Aight

[left willow]

I’m so pissed that these teammates keep fumbling and I can’t carry

[storm lotus]

gunner, fire bomb, gas, splitter, dogs, zombies, zombies in uniform, pink ghost

my names

[elder niche]

The big mini gun one

[storm lotus]

[quiet jay]

the fuck is pink ghost, the one with hammer?

[elder niche]

The headshot ones that hang out at the back

[left willow]

No

The necromancers

[quiet jay]

and im guessing zombies with uniform is the hammer one

[storm lotus]

yeee see

[analog coral]

nah necromancers

[quiet jay]

oh oops

[elder niche]

Am I missing any?

[left willow]

No

That’s all of them

[elder niche]

I know you gotta melee the hammer ones

[quiet jay]

pink healer

[left willow]

No

[elder niche]

Everything else just dome heads

[left willow]

You melee the tanks

[quiet jay]

and the tank

[storm lotus]

and idk how to play zombies he says

[left willow]

The demolishers get headshots

[analog coral]

um no
guns work better against those

[elder niche]

Wait the fuck the tanks carry

[left willow]

The tanks go for the nexus

[viral turret]

Why would people play zombies apart from a casual experience when there's nothing to grind in zombies?

[elder niche]

I thought they had little hammers

[elder niche]

Aether

Camo

[viral turret]

Undead siege is meh

[storm lotus]

loll

[left willow]

Aether Camo, skins, characters

[elder niche]

I don’t play siege no more

[viral turret]

Round based zombies is the real experience

[left willow]

Tons of reasons bud

[quiet jay]

its fun if your team actually does shit

[elder niche]

It’s too repetitive for me

[left willow]

Round based zombies is boring as shit since there’s just 1 map

[elder niche]

Also seeing as you’re here and seem to know a lot

[analog coral]

fr

[left willow]

It takes 9 hours or more to get to 50

[elder niche]

How do you summon the tree guy

[viral turret]

I don't have a team as I am no longer a teenager anymore

[analog coral]

jubokko?

[left willow]

Follow the hints in the page, first you kill some saplings underground

Then you activate a console

[viral turret]

https://tenor.com/view/sigh-homelander-the-boys-exhale-relieved-gif-15406600715060657123

[elder niche]

Underground as in elevator right

[left willow]

Yes

[analog coral]

yea there

[left willow]

You have to get the gears but you can literally do it from round 1

[elder niche]

Imma be real the way I’ve done it is just grab the pack a punch parts and max out a gun asap

[storm lotus]

believe me

[left willow]

The gears are on the base floor in the main building

[storm lotus]

i never played zombies guys

[left willow]

You only need 2

[left willow]

You realize

[azure gazelle]

🤯

[left willow]

You can get tier 80 in siege without ever doing the nightmare tasks right

[storm lotus]

wow i didn't know that

[quiet jay]

i had done the j358 one on my old acc

[left willow]

Classics is also easy as shit

Everyone’s done it

[quiet jay]

pretty sure yea

[left willow]

You can ignore the hard mode ones too

[viral turret]

Do you guys prefer abomination or jubokko?

[left willow]

Most of them

[quiet jay]

mhm

[left willow]

Jubokku solo

Abomination in a group

[viral turret]

Jubokko is harder tho

[left willow]

Jubokku is easier solo because he doesn’t rush you constantly

[quiet jay]

i never even played siege and when i hoped onto to it the first time, i had apparantly done its tasks and directly reached tier 30something

[viral turret]

Wdym

[left willow]

Not really

[vague kestrel]

My game is not opening

[left willow]

He’s extremely easy solo

Compared to abomination

Abominations movesets are designed for a group

[quiet jay]

which ones jubokku

[left willow]

The tree

[quiet jay]

ah

[left willow]

He’s very immobile and has a LOT of ample time to headshot with a lmg

[quiet jay]

the classic ones are easy as fuck

[vague kestrel]

.

[storm lotus]

i never played nightmare guys

[viral turret]

Is it jubokko or jubokku?

[quiet jay]

sks spam is faster

[vague kestrel]

Is it a bug or something

[storm lotus]

idk how to play zombies

[viral turret]

Stfu

[left willow]

That’s also good

[left willow]

Lmao

[quiet jay]

i usually use sks only in classic zombies

[storm lotus]

[left willow]

Show me it’s not in 4 man groups

[quiet jay]

his highest ratio percentage is 33

[elder niche]

Does t63 replace sks?

[quiet jay]

in zombies idk, havent tried it yet

[left willow]

Yes

[quiet jay]

oo

[elder niche]

It just better then at everything

[quiet jay]

does t63 have a bigger mag?

[left willow]

Yeah

It also has more customizable mags

[quiet jay]

aight sks is getting replaced

provided i remember to replace it

[storm lotus]

sigh

[left willow]

Sighing when your highest ratio percentage is 33%

You’re in 3-4 man groups

[quiet jay]

btw if im ever playing, imma dm ya to see if ur down, do you mind?

[left willow]

Yes

[quiet jay]

ok then, i wont

[left willow]

Oh

No I want you to dm me I don’t mind

[quiet jay]

oh okay

[storm lotus]

prepare for 100ms

[left willow]

Said yes to I’m down

[quiet jay]

im used to that

[analog coral]

i'm used to 150-200

[storm lotus]

I'll try playing zombies today

[left willow]

Sitting here smoking just to stop myself from playing more siege

[quiet jay]

lmao

im here on discord so i wont redownload cod and waste my time (not that its not being wasted rn)

[storm lotus]

i don't believe duo clear is impossible

[left willow]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-glass-deku-izuku-midoriya-realistic-gif-5950495279688466417

[left willow]

If you’re extremely good yes

[quiet jay]

theoretically its not

[left willow]

It’s possible

[azure gazelle]

Why do people suck so bad at this mode

[left willow]

But you have to both be godly

[errant inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/vore-piss-muted-image-muted-send-help-gif-16062304

[humble rover]

Any one know how to enable quick knife??

[quiet jay]

pretty sure those are bots

[storm lotus]

i can only try

[left willow]

Settings

[errant inlet]

settings

[quiet jay]

the last 2 i meant btw

[azure gazelle]

Nah there was multiple scorestreaks and the other stuff

[left willow]

TDM but it requires you to run to your targets death spot

[humble rover]

I know but I can't turn it on

[left willow]

Just to pick up 1 tag

Only to die to someone hiding nearby

[azure gazelle]

Yeah.. and look what i did…

[quiet jay]

why not

[azure gazelle]

I usually get like 3 tags at a time.

[left willow]

22 out of 26

Very nice

People turn their brains off for kill confirmed

[viral turret]

Impressive

[azure gazelle]

Also picked up others tags bc i was using sniper at the start to let others get them

[quiet jay]

i never pick up tags in kc uwu

[errant inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/bornskywalker-dap-me-up-woody-woody-handshake-woody-toy-story-gif-26021440

[azure gazelle]

Ok so you suck

[viral turret]

Let's see how many tags he picks

[quiet jay]

i dont play kc a lot anyways, cant remember the last time i played that

[storm lotus]

no he grinds for more kills

[quiet jay]

yis

[left willow]

Let’s see Paul Allen’s tags

[viral turret]

😂

[quiet jay]

who the fuck is paul allen

[azure gazelle]

Yeah but those kills will benefit the other team if you dont pick it up

[errant inlet]

i love the taste of ink

[left willow]

Never heard of sigma Bateman?

[humble rover]

i don't know it's on check box is blur and I can't change it

[quiet jay]

i guess not

[left willow]

Not quite, it doesn’t give them points towards victory

[azure gazelle]

Yeah but they can deny and probably do better

[quiet jay]

maybe u accidently turned it off?

[viral turret]

I think Patrick bateman is more of an alpha than sigma

Don't know why people think he's sigma?

[left willow]

Let’s see Paul Allen’s alpha howl

[humble rover]

But why I can't turn it on again

[storm lotus]

Patrick Jane

[viral turret]

Same goes for homelander

[storm lotus]

[left willow]

Because he’s the definition of a sigma

As in shitty

[quiet jay]

did ya try restarting the game?

[humble rover]

Na let me check

[left willow]

Homelander is sigma because he’s a misogynist narcissist

[quiet jay]

aight

[left willow]

Sigma is just another term for conniving ass

[viral turret]

"I am stronger, I am smarter, I am better. BETTER"

[left willow]

Don’t take what I say as glazing

[quiet jay]

homelander is the definiton of egostistical man

[quiet jay]

never did

[left willow]

Homelander is an American who was never told no

[half vessel]

My first time flying a helicopter in first person

[azure gazelle]

Wow that was soo hard…

[zealous fiber]

Dum

[half vessel]

Holy shit it's difficult as fu

[left willow]

Ah

[humble rover]

Thanks it working after restart

[quiet jay]

U CAN FLY THAT SHIT IN FIRST PERSON?!?!?!?!

[left willow]

I’ve had better ones

[half vessel]

Only the legendary helicopter skin

[left willow]

Where I’ve gotten no deaths

[half vessel]

In normal helicopter you can't

[left willow]

And they’re like

[quiet jay]

welcome mate. remember, the solution to many things is as simple as turning it of and on again

[left willow]

Running at you with no plan

[quiet jay]

not fair T_T

[left willow]

Why would you want to, its a disadvantage

[half vessel]

Same with the ORV ( it's like that because I don't have the skin downloaded)

[quiet jay]

who said i cared, its fun lmao

[half vessel]

Fr ... Can't see shit

[left willow]

Absolutely fair

[quiet jay]

well yea cause it isnt meant to be used that way

[left willow]

Not true

It’s a reference to real life helicopter

[quiet jay]

u got the white ghost, nice

[half vessel]

it's difficult to navigate where you are even going

[quiet jay]

no its not

[analog coral]

what's the point of a legendary vehicle

[quiet jay]

im blind its the alex mason

[half vessel]

White ghost?

[azure gazelle]

Pretty stupid of gunfight to give me my main gun

[quiet jay]

i was talking about the skin

[half vessel]

Ayo thats Alex mason

[azure gazelle]

And they’re using the fucking buddy system.

[left willow]

Me when it spams crossbow over and over

[quiet jay]

im aware, i corrected myself

[azure gazelle]

Of course.

[storm lotus]

levi is yellow

[quiet jay]

what happened?

[left willow]

Gunfight

[quiet jay]

do not be racist

[half vessel]

indeed.

[quiet jay]

(jk)

[left willow]

Buddy system is where they do nothing but sit next to eachother

[quiet jay]

i see

[left willow]

And wait for you to make a move

[quiet jay]

ah

[azure gazelle]

Went as a two, shot at the same time. No way of winning

[left willow]

Or that

[quiet jay]

unfortunate

[storm lotus]

[quiet jay]

buddy system is basically being in each others ass

[left willow]

I’m convinced people who reach top rank in tourney are manipulating something

[viral turret]

Is andrew tate sigma or alpha?

[left willow]

Sigma

[storm lotus]

i play gunfight in shipment only
me noob

[left willow]

Alphas are nerds

[quiet jay]

what in the brainrot are you saying my guy

[left willow]

Rizz

[viral turret]

Top g language

[quiet jay]

T_T

[left willow]

Also I am smoking

The nicotines hitting

[viral turret]

That's how top g speaks

[quiet jay]

you said that

[azure gazelle]

Holy shit i just

[errant inlet]

sigma

[azure gazelle]

1hp

[left willow]

Sigma or rizz

Rizz

[viral turret]

Do you guys want to be top g?

[errant inlet]

sigma ef

def

[quiet jay]

me when the smoke smokes

[left willow]

Bpsigfty or rizz9

[storm lotus]

you smoke?

[quiet jay]

nope

im bored

[storm lotus]

bad habit man

[quiet jay]

im aware

[left willow]

I’m fully aware

[storm lotus]

study

[half vessel]

Playing on an ipad with that hud??!!

[quiet jay]

was gonna

[azure gazelle]

Ok yeah nah i had no way of winning against the buddy system w that shit of a teammate

[azure gazelle]

Whats hud

[storm lotus]

casual pro player

[half vessel]

Chat this skin is goregous

[quiet jay]

https://tenor.com/bEZ0L.gif

[storm lotus]

[half vessel]

Bro your controls

[quiet jay]

THAST FROM THE OG HBR DRAW

[half vessel]

Yeah

[azure gazelle]

Yeah i just use the default bc they work the best for me

[storm lotus]

bruh

[azure gazelle]

Its out of the way of my screen, so i spot things better.

[viral turret]

Wait.. who said what?

[storm lotus]

i totally did not read that

[azure gazelle]

No distractions

[errant inlet]

bro

whatchu mean

[half vessel]

That's crazy... You can easily be such a good player

Ipads are the best.

[quiet jay]

fr

[half vessel]

Two finger hud is holding u back

[quiet jay]

i use it and it leveled me the fuck up lmao

[errant inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-1384-chris1384-dani-mocanu-gif-21056863

[quiet jay]

FO REAL

[azure gazelle]

Ok but i dont want to assault my ipad

Im not tryna be competitive

I dont like being competitive

[half vessel]

I hope one day I will own a good device and experience Medium Graphics + 120 FPS

Sigh... One day

[storm lotus]

red magic 10

[half vessel]

Money.

moni

[viral turret]

Samsung better

BETTER

[storm lotus]

hmm

[viral turret]

Samsung is stronger, smarter and better

[half vessel]

Samsung is good but it's square corners just ain't comfortable

[azure gazelle]

lol

[quiet jay]

WHYYY

MAN

[half vessel]

At the end of a gaming session your hands will probably be in pain

[half vessel]

Don't use very high...

[quiet jay]

YOU ARENT USING THE FULL POTENTIAL OF THE IPAD

YOU ARE HOLDING IT BACK

[azure gazelle]

I LIKE GRAPHICS.

[viral turret]

Max is 100 fps ultra is 120

[half anvil]

No 120. Sad

[half vessel]

I'm telling you , use Medium + 120

[storm lotus]

lower the graphics to medium nd go for highest fps availabile

[quiet jay]

YOU CAN DO HIGH AND VERY HIGH AT LEAST

[half vessel]

I play on 30.

[azure gazelle]

NO.

[half vessel]

I'm grateful.

But I'm mad

[azure gazelle]

I LIKE GRAPHICS MORE

[quiet jay]

WHYYY

[half anvil]

120 here ;-;

[quiet jay]

BROTHER

[storm lotus]

😭

[viral turret]

Medium frame rate?

[quiet jay]

sa,e

[storm lotus]

😭😭

[half vessel]

Sigh man. Wish to experience it once day.

[quiet jay]

its fun. a lot better than 60, try it when u get the chance

[storm lotus]

well i understand

[half anvil]

[storm lotus]

bully

[quiet jay]

oo almost called you the n word

[quiet jay]

the fuck did i do

[half vessel]

Life was good in 2020 when you didn't need a fucking Tony Stark ass phone to run codm smoothly

[quiet jay]

fr

[half vessel]

I used to play on a 3GB ram and 64 GB storage phone back then

[storm lotus]

he plays on 30 nd you are telling him about 120

[azure gazelle]

I have 128gb

[half vessel]

[quiet jay]

yea he said he wants to experience it and im agreeing that he needs to experience it

how is that bullying T_T

[half vessel]

My current phone is 6GB ram with 128GB storage.

[storm lotus]

he already knows all that

[half vessel]

The processor is utter shit tho

[quiet jay]

why the hell dont u play on 60

[quiet jay]

oh

[storm lotus]

which one

[quiet jay]

lmao

[half vessel]

DAWG MY PHONE WILL EXPLODE

[viral turret]

Same ram but 64 gb storage

[half vessel]

It's a Helio G85

[azure gazelle]

I have no idea what ram is

[storm lotus]

yikes ew disgusting

[quiet jay]

ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR

[storm lotus]

[viral turret]

Random access memory

[half vessel]

I know. :(((

[quiet jay]

so young

[faint rapids]

[storm lotus]

my exynos is bettter

[viral turret]

Do you play on low or medium frame rate?

[half vessel]

I should be happy that I have a phone otherwise I would've been on a Nokia 3310

[zealous fiber]

Dum

[storm lotus]

i understand

[half vessel]

Low graphics medium fps

[storm lotus]

no

[zealous fiber]

yes

[viral turret]

40 fps

[half vessel]

Anything is better than the shitbox I have

[storm lotus]

bully.

[quiet jay]

who

[storm lotus]

yoi

[quiet jay]

who yoi

[azure gazelle]

Man i know the models and the storage and thats it

[storm lotus]

nuh

[quiet jay]

@half vessel u know whos yoi?

[digital tiger]

Best smgs ??

[half vessel]

yoink

[viral turret]

So how does playing on 40 fps feel like for you?

[quiet jay]

YA YEET

[half vessel]

Trash

Hot trash

[viral turret]

You don't have high frame rate?

[quiet jay]

https://tenor.com/bmnRp.gif

[zealous fiber]

yuh

[half vessel]

I be making a living fr

[zealous fiber]

yuh

[half vessel]

I do but I don't use it

[azure gazelle]

I think my phone might have the same settings and runs smoother than ipad

[viral turret]

Use that

[storm lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bubu-bubu-saying-no-gif-8213229391125889371

[half vessel]

I'll try to use the High option soon

[quiet jay]

dont die soldier o7

[half vessel]

Mp will still be shit tho my phone can't handle all the effects and stuff

[viral turret]

You'll get 60 fps if you use high frame rate with low graphics

[storm lotus]

becareful of explosions

[half vessel]

So I'm better off with br

[quiet jay]

the ipad cries when i play br

[zealous fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-anime-yes-yes-yes-yeah-its-a-yes-gif-17161748

[half vessel]

I wish there was a way to turn of the legendary kill effects

[azure gazelle]

wow guys look at my phone settings 🤯🤯

the exact same..

[viral turret]

Bro I use the same settings with a worse phone nothing happened

[quiet jay]

bro which fucking phone do you have

bro

im gonna start tweaking

@half vessel what the fuck

[storm lotus]

delete gun skins ez

[half vessel]

I would be playing on this typa device if I wasn't born in Pakistan fr

[viral turret]

120 fps

[half vessel]

I turn into a bot

[storm lotus]

😭

[azure gazelle]

Iphone 13 pro w 128 gb

[quiet jay]

you are wasting its potential man 😭

[viral turret]

Play on 60 fps

[half vessel]

I don't trust iphones to play big games man

[storm lotus]

huh how would you become a bot by deleting legendary and mythic skins

[azure gazelle]

I hate playing on phone, only do it when im forced to

[storm lotus]

it saves ram

[azure gazelle]

My phone runs smoother than my ipad.

[half vessel]

If I ever have the chance I'll probably get an Asus ROG

[quiet jay]

@half vessel im legit gonna start tweaking

[half anvil]

As someone who's had 2...don't.

[viral turret]

That's because you have 120 fps compared to 100

[half vessel]

Well too late

[azure gazelle]

They literally have the exact same settings

[quiet jay]

is it bad?

[half vessel]

Crushing my hopes

[half anvil]

It'll last for a year.

[viral turret]

No your phone has ultra whereas your ipad doesn't

[half vessel]

Damn is it that bad?

[half anvil]

Saving you the headache of dealing with Asus support.

[half vessel]

Then what about Red Magic?

[azure gazelle]

Ok but by smoother i mean less fucking lag

My ipad sometimes freezes mid games

Maybe i should turn down the fps

[half vessel]

Because of very high graphics dumbo

[viral turret]

Wrong

[half vessel]

Fps makes the game smoother

[viral turret]

Lower graphics not fps

[azure gazelle]

No.

[half vessel]

Dumb ahh

[half anvil]

Not made to last. And the support/warranty isn't worth the headache.

[quiet jay]

after that?

[half vessel]

I see , any thoughts about Red Magic?

[viral turret]

She thinks she's 💅 in game

[quiet jay]

which one, ir ur opninion then, would be best to go for

[half anvil]

Be prepared to wait months on end and spend more money on the thing than it cost to fix shit that comes back and still breaks.

[quiet jay]

defo

[azure gazelle]

Im fucking casual idgaf abt whats good

[half anvil]

Don't know. Never bought gaming phone after the 6D Ultimate.

[quiet jay]

WHY ARE YOU SO YOUNG I CANT MAKE ANY FUCKING JOKES

[half vessel]

Lesson Learned , don't buy an Asus ROG

[half anvil]

Yep

[calm cliff]

Umm anyone wanna spar

[half vessel]

Thanks saved me my imaginary money.

[viral turret]

DO IT

[quiet jay]

this is a videogames server mate, you would have to go somewhere else for that

[storm lotus]

bro chill

[half vessel]

Blackout boxing?

[quiet jay]

she keeps saying shes fucking people, look she said shes fucking casual

[half vessel]

I would love to but i have to walk 2 miles to get groceries

So can't rn :((

[elder niche]

[quiet jay]

i hope i dont get sued

[shy crystal]

Ellooo

[elder niche]

Wtf are y'all talking about

[quiet jay]

phones

[half vessel]

@half anvil Remember yesterday we were talking about bikes? This is my 125 CC Honda

Cats teared up the seat tho

[storm lotus]

its funny of you to assume their gender

[half vessel]

This shit runs fast

[half anvil]

Nice moped

[quiet jay]

so which one in ur opinion would be best to aim for

[half vessel]

Trust me it flys

[storm lotus]

let's trade

[half anvil]

Can't say since my experience with gaming phoned has consistently been terrible.

[elder niche]

I saw that

[storm lotus]

i didn't read that one ninja301

[quiet jay]

i can trade it for my cycle and a bag of cookies

[elder niche]

He's seen her face

[half vessel]

Accepted

[storm lotus]

ohh

[azure gazelle]

😈

[quiet jay]

gimme an adress, we figure out a meeting point

[half vessel]

Chill bro

[quiet jay]

BRO

[half vessel]

Bro had to pull out a 1000cc

[quiet jay]

bros livin the dream?

T_T

[storm lotus]

💀

[errant inlet]

say googoo

[quiet jay]

he has a 1kcc, good phone

[elder niche]

Gaga

[half vessel]

Are you the night rider?

[storm lotus]

he has a job.

[quiet jay]

hes an adult

[azure gazelle]

its almost like ive got it in my bio saying for them to call me the opposite

[half anvil]

I've said it before. 125/150s are mopeds. Not bikes.

[errant inlet]

googoogaagaapeepeepoopoo

[quiet jay]

yis

[viral turret]

Government h o o k e r

[half vessel]

Okay I'm good with it

[elder niche]

that's an odd bio

[azure gazelle]

Ok

I was in completely different communities before this so thats why

[elder niche]

Ohh, makes sense

[storm lotus]

i suggest increasing the fps, you don't have to decrease the graphics because you seem to like them

high fps gives a better chance to win most fights

unless the enemy is a try hard

[viral turret]

She thinks she's 💅 in game

[azure gazelle]

I just fucking like graphics

[elder niche]

[half anvil]

Didn't see this earlier. And no I'm not.

[elder niche]

It's usually best to have your graphics 2 levels lower than your frame rate

[storm lotus]

wtf does that even mean?

[viral turret]

He understands

[storm lotus]

ye nd i assume you want to win fights too which is why i suggested increasing fps

[azure gazelle]

Woah

[elder niche]

6 kills in a bot lobby is outrageous

[storm lotus]

all bots in enemy team-

[elder niche]

Well no, but enemy team definitely sucks

[azure gazelle]

There was real people on the enemy

[storm lotus]

teammates yoink

[azure gazelle]

At least two

Maybe the other left

[storm lotus]

LMFAO I SAW IT NOW

so fuckin bad

its like me

[azure gazelle]

honestly i was more focused on the guys ghost skin

[elder niche]

I don't play ranked anymore 😔

[elder niche]

Mid asf ghost skin

[azure gazelle]

ok

And the fuck do you use

[azure gazelle]

I do win games bc i quit the ones im actively losing in

[elder niche]

Depends on how I'm feeling, but there's way more ghost skins that look better than that

[azure gazelle]

I dont like the flashy skins 🤷

[elder niche]

I would've been banned for a whole season if I quit this much 😭

[storm lotus]

that's an L

[elder niche]

They're not actually flashy, they just look better than that one

[storm lotus]

they are called rage quits in my book

[azure gazelle]

I can just pretend this is my win record

[storm lotus]

sigh

as long as you are having fun

[azure gazelle]

ykw