general-chat

[broken lodge]

why is the map snowy

[jagged heath]

Yeah and April fools prank gta 6 😂

[broken lodge]

this april fools is not funny vro

[jagged heath]

Yes it is I do April fools prank every year

I used to do that back in high school

Okay

[hearty scroll]

ik bro but me and you sure did earn good money from it

[slow perch]

Watch ur tone

[dusky mountain]

You think you're cooler than the one and only Earl24?

[viral zenith]

Who want doomsday glitch I give 3 if you di snt for me

[hearty scroll]

Yea

[dusky mountain]

Common mistake but a sad mistake

[hearty scroll]

you good bro

[worn karma]

yeah

[lyric fern]

hello

what type of launguage is this? 😋

[molten canyon]

Hii

How are you

Man

[naive ridge]

Who can help me for sell missions

The bike club sells

[scenic river]

If Catalina betrayed Claude then supposedly Cesar also betrayed CJ, Sweet, and Kendl and already killed all of them which is why they're not in gta 5

[tawdry forge]

hi

[molten canyon]

Hii

How are you

Man

Im in holidays

[sleek ocean]

Is anyone else on Xbox new gen

[meager scroll]

I platinumed rdr1 couple days ago

It was hard but I got through it

Going for rdr2

[nimble parrot]

||Or maybe it is actually because GTA III and GTA San Andreas are in the 3D Universe, and GTA V is in the HD Universe, where the events from the 3D Universe have not occurred (besides a few Easter Eggs). This has also been officially confirmed by @fading stone.||

[nimble parrot]

People with the Xbox Series X/S platform role on their profile probably are, just have a look. Also, a generation that is over half a decade old is no longer new.

[hardy tundra]

Yo why there’s snow in my game

[obsidian dome]

hi

[nimble parrot]

@hardy tundra
The most obvious reason is that @fading stone added it as a one day April Fools Day update. They have done this before.

[hardy tundra]

They’re not fooling anyone 😹

[nimble parrot]

They fooled you, hence why you had to ask why there was snow.

[nimble parrot]

👋

[warm tangle]

Snow in spring?? 🤔🤔🤔

[lost tapir]

anyone know why i cant migrate my legacy to enhanced

level 10-11
i have all my ce rewards on there

[hardy tundra]

More like I was confused if my mod menu did it but alright i take that

[nimble parrot]

Or Autumn/Fall, if you live in the Southern Hemisphere. Also, snow can still exist in April, in Antarctica and the Arctic Region.

[nimble parrot]

🆗 👍 👍 👍

[hardy tundra]

Haha they fooled me 😭🔥💔😈💅🏿💀

[fierce apex]

bro why the fuck is there SNOW in my game

in fucking spring

W Gta L Snow

[nimble parrot]

Are your characters more than 30 days old (the minimum age to be able to be migrated)?

[hardy tundra]

W Gta L Rockstar

[nimble parrot]

All you have to do is scroll a few messages up and you will see that this has literally already been answered.

[lost tapir]

no i got the answer its only like 3 days old

[warm tangle]

I mean in GTA Online.

[nimble parrot]

Well, the answer is a few messages above your question.

[nimble parrot]

Ok, that makes complete sense, why you cannot migrate your character from Legacy to Enhanced.

[hearty scroll]

''snow can still exist in april, in antartica'' NO SHIT LMFAO THIS DUDE

dumb ahh analogy if i ever seen one 😂

[nimble parrot]

Ok, great to know.
Anyway, moving on.

[hearty scroll]

''it can still be summer, in the sun'' 😂😂😂

[hardy tundra]

Btw are you mod

[rigid oracle]

why there snow

[nimble parrot]

@hardy tundra
Why do you ask that?
Moderators have special staff roles on their profile.

[hardy tundra]

Ok

[abstract prairie]

its april fools bro

[nimble parrot]

Already answered by me, slightly further up this chat.

[abstract prairie]

use ur brain

[rigid oracle]

they havent done it since 2020 tho

[nimble parrot]

@rigid oracle

[abstract prairie]

theyve done april fools every year

[rigid oracle]

i mean snow mate but ight

[abstract prairie]

ok?

[rigid oracle]

whys bro acting so pressed

[spice tree]

hello

[hallow valve]

guys im trying to invite my friend to a hiest and it says there blocked when yesterday it was come
pletely fine

[abstract prairie]

dont project, that isnt cool

[nimble parrot]

They can do whatever they want for April Fools Day, and this is what they chose to do for 2026.

[hardy tundra]

They could’ve added 1B to my bank as april fool

[spice tree]

i am completing gta 5 story mode any suggestions

[hallow valve]

can someone help

[digital salmon]

Hello guys

[abstract prairie]

just play the game

[rigid oracle]

🙏

[spice tree]

like in any sequence or ramdam and shall i install nve

[nimble parrot]

I am not sure.
Have you tried looking on the internet or on YouTube, for a solution?

[hallow valve]

yes and it didnt work

[nimble parrot]

🤔

[rigid oracle]

not usual in my days to have modders on ps5

[blissful tendon]

is this the official gta discord server if not can someone send it to me on DMs

[tropic lava]

which is better marvel rivals or overwatch 2

[fast spoke]

None

[rigid oracle]

official

[nimble parrot]

It is time for you to look at #welcome, specifically the top header.

[tropic lava]

I have top 500 on overwatch dps ngl

[blissful tendon]

I know but that doesn’t clarify if it is community made or not

[rigid oracle]

Bro

[rigid oracle]

Are you fr rn

Why does it even matter

[blissful tendon]

oh wait red dead is a rockstar game my bad

I guess I’m just not informed

[nimble parrot]

I do not think a fan made server would be able to give you money in the actual game, like with #discord-rewards.

[blissful tendon]

I thought this was a multi game server

myf

[rigid oracle]

does anyone play redm 🤔

[nimble parrot]

@blissful tendon
It is a multi-game server, for games made by Rockstar Games.

[blissful tendon]

now I realize that I didn’t know that red dead was a rockstar game

[rigid oracle]

yo WHAT 🙏

[nimble parrot]

I tried it, many years ago.

[blissful tendon]

I don’t play a bunch of different games I only play like mainstream

[rigid oracle]

do i get $$ n RP if i clip a modder

[nimble parrot]

It is @fading stone second biggest franchise.

[nimble parrot]

Red Dead Redemption 2 is literally the 4 best selling game of all time.

[blissful tendon]

yea I apologize all I knew was gta

[rigid oracle]

i mean theyve also owned fivem for a while now

[fallen ice]

Its official 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[blissful tendon]

ok I understand that now

[glass cove]

Is it true Michael survived carcer city?

[undone pivot]

gta better ngl

[blissful tendon]

gta is like 2nd

[glass cove]

Just asking? Or did Michael only do a bank robbery in Carcer City?

[rigid oracle]

read dead story is better

[blissful tendon]

or 1st

[glass cove]

DUDE

[nimble parrot]

Ok, great to know.
I do not want to get into a debate over which is better.

[undone pivot]

no need to get hostile

[glass cove]

HELLLOOOOOOO

[rigid oracle]

you did bring it up for no reason 🤷

[torpid geode]

IS THEIR ANYBODY IN THERE?

[undone pivot]

and who are you?

[rigid oracle]

Somebody

[undone pivot]

mhm, anyways

[nimble parrot]

I was not hostile, I just said that I did not want to get into a debate. Plus, you brought it up randomly, when I was talking to @blissful tendon.

[undone pivot]

youre talking to me

[glass cove]

DID MICHAEL survive Carcer City?

I’m curious

[undone pivot]

english not my first language

i very smerrt

[cunning knot]

Is rockstar games doing a April fools update for gta 5?

[rigid oracle]

uh nice

[nimble parrot]

Well, I am replying to your messages, so that is implied.

[undone pivot]

shark cards worth it ues r no

[rigid oracle]

Nah gang

Atp js grind out cayo so easy

[undone pivot]

imma spend probably $600

to start with

[rigid oracle]

dont need to know but ok

[nimble parrot]

I would never buy Shark Cards.
But, at the same time, I would not stop someone else from buying them, as it is their money and they are free to spend it however they want.

[undone pivot]

you should buy shark cards to support gta6

[fathom delta]

Idk but they’re probably gonna post something like gta 6 coming out today! Then April fools

[rigid oracle]

? No thanks learnt my mistakes from that

[undone pivot]

supporting the mighty one and only rockstar is not a mistake

[rigid oracle]

And why spend 3 days of my life for 90$ worth of GTAO money

when i can just spend 6 hours and get millions

[undone pivot]

shark cards help new players

[odd lichen]

How come there is snow in gta online

[nimble parrot]

@odd lichen

[rigid oracle]

New or not money methods are easy

[fathom delta]

April fools

[undone pivot]

but its more fun to not grind

[rigid oracle]

Thats everyones first words as a starter

[undone pivot]

ive been playing longer than youve been alive bud

[rigid oracle]

just wait until theres something you need

[tawny python]

WHY IS IT SNOWING?

[rigid oracle]

Alright ‘starter’

[undone pivot]

you wish

afk gotta go

[rigid oracle]

didn’t ask

[fathom delta]

April fools

[tropic lava]

Why are you falling for ragebait

[tawny python]

ohhhh

[rigid oracle]

Not just simply dont care about it

[undone pivot]

you care quit lying lol XDDD

[rigid oracle]

Yeah sure whatever you intend

[tawny python]

jesus you get 5 stars for throwing a snowball at the popo

[rigid oracle]

If you were older than me you wouldnt be acting like an 11 year old right now

[tawny python]

is there anything else new in the update?

[rigid oracle]

Nah not really

[fathom delta]

Prolly not

[undone pivot]

stop harrassing me

[rigid oracle]

Harassing?

[undone pivot]

bullying

[rigid oracle]

🤣

[undone pivot]

stop breaking rules

[neon sparrow]

Hi
How to have a lot of money rapidely

[rigid oracle]

so unfunny

[nimble parrot]

Fill out a @scenic kraken and get a @lofty trellis.

[neon sparrow]

Wath is @scenic kraken

[rigid oracle]

Damn

[rigid oracle]

i think he meant in the game 😵‍💫

[undone pivot]

ur so jealous and triggered its painfully obvious

i wish you the worst in life

[fathom delta]

Amen

[neon sparrow]

I just don't speak english

[rigid oracle]

No. I really am not.

[nimble parrot]

Then they should have specified that, as this is #general-chat , where people can talk about anything.

[rigid oracle]

Nice

Words dont deceive me

[molten canyon]

Man

I like nitnendonds games

New super Mario bross

[fallen ice]

Friendly neighbourhood spiderman

[molten canyon]

Yeah

[heady sparrow]

Hello

Somebody here,

[forest kite]

mhm

[obsidian dome]

hi

[heady sparrow]

Hello me new

This swrver fir ps5

[feral hatch]

Sup

[heady sparrow]

Guys

[lofty kernel]

hello guys

[heady sparrow]

Hello

When i search the in website race i need gta race

How do i find

[rare sky]

Idk

[heady sparrow]

Is there update?

[native burrow]

Hi

[upper rapids]

Why are you alive

[heady sparrow]

What do you mean?

[snow forum]

Bc he lived another day

[native burrow]

just for fun!!!\

[rare sky]

Great answer nephew

[heady sparrow]

No is there update?

[rare sky]

Idk

[heady sparrow]

Who know

[rare sky]

Idk

👍

[snow forum]

Thanks am learning

[rare sky]

💜

I'm gonna go try acid now

Russian

Ew

[heady sparrow]

[native burrow]

[tepid niche]

why is the map covered in snow

[slow perch]

Use ur head

[rare sky]

Are you on PC?

[slow perch]

I SAID LET HIM USE HIS GODDAMN HEAD

You need to learn to shut your mouth @rare sky

[full linden]

Guys rockstar will release new trailer on 5 april?

[vague solstice]

on a Sunday no

[silver tusk]

Guys can I launch rdr2 on my stream deck without get all of the achievements?

I bought it last night and not launched yet

[full linden]

You said last evening it was on april 5

[brave tapir]

Guys there’s snow in GTA

[full linden]

Lier

[silver tusk]

Happy birthday

[vague solstice]

this is the first reply I've made to you.

[brave tapir]

I’m not lying we got snow we added it check

[silver tusk]

Guys can I launch rdr2 on my stream deck without get all of the achievements?

I bought last night and not launched yet

Please can someone answer

[brave tapir]

Thank u but it’s not my bd

[silver tusk]

I know

[brave tapir]

❤️

[mighty oyster]

Nuevo Paraiso - The Forgotten Frontier Is Releasing Today!

[brave tapir]

Apparently Aldi is sending out a free food in October bc they mentioned birthday

[mighty oyster]

The Founder Told Me

[coral pewter]

= 👑

[full linden]

You literally told me few hours ago

[novel patrol]

Is it like every week something will be free?

[stray acorn]

Yo

[daring wharf]

Ok so I’m not the only one with snow 😂

[full linden]

Gta 6 snow?

[novel patrol]

.

[mighty oyster]

even though they care about online and not their story games?

[snow forum]

Ashkhad is gone sadly

He will be missed

[meager ridge]

Me and my mate just bought a Pyro each and they aren't showing up even though it said delivered to hanger 20 minutes ago what's happening

[silver tusk]

Bro anyone know anything about this rdr2 achievement glitch on steam?

[unreal grove]

Anyone on ps4 and available to help with bogdan mission on gtav?

[jade cargo]

check storage

[tacit rock]

Anyone know the new gta+ benefits

[meager ridge]

I have like a thousand times

[tacit rock]

And the weekly update

[jade cargo]

call the pyro through the menu

see if its there with the other planes

[meager ridge]

It's not there

[jade cargo]

what the heck

[meager ridge]

Exactly

[jade cargo]

email rockstar

[meager ridge]

And my mate kev also bought one and didn't get it

We were thinking it was for April fools

[jade cargo]

idk open a ticket on newswire

i doubt its spril fools

[serene fern]

Rock start got a fixed that bug

[jade cargo]

pyro isnt pegasus

[hazy kettle]

Anyone else servers completely bugging out?

[stable mason]

Mine was

[hazy kettle]

Everything super laggy and the map aroumd me going invisible

[stable mason]

Does your map keep glitching ???

[hazy kettle]

Yea

[zealous tide]

Nm how about you

[hazy kettle]

Keep freezing for like 5-10 seconds at a time

[stable mason]

Damn good luck my bro

[zealous tide]

Cute two friends chatting

[hazy kettle]

Just loaded new server same thing

My internet is fine

[stable mason]

Shut the game of for a bit then go back to in like 10 mins

[hazy kettle]

Ugh i literally just started playing

[obsidian condor]

.

[hazy kettle]

It was because another game on my xbox started auto updating

[severe fossil]

why so much snow

[pale nacelle]

That's because you signed up on the 21st of the month. Your billing date isn't the same as when GTA+ resets.

If only Rockstar had a GTA+ website or something where they tell you when it resets. 😏

[hazy zodiac]

got my water hellcat yessir

just came in

[zinc sentinel]

what color is hellcat

[hazy zodiac]

it’s a fishing reel

the shimano slx dc

it’s the one you see on tiktok it makes like a sound when you cast it

[snow forum]

April fool's by rockstar

[hazy zodiac]

sounds like a supercharger sorta

[lunar meteor]

Anybody in Central US time zone could tell me what time the update usually goes live for us? Is it like 3:00 a.m.?? Midnight?

[zinc sentinel]

WE GOING TO MOON BEFORE GTA 6

[junior bronze]

🥲

[snow forum]

War is happening before gta 6

[solemn pagoda]

w pfp

[molten canyon]

Hii

[crimson anchor]

4am

[cerulean river]

Chat

Gta 7

In Godot

[crimson anchor]

4am

[cerulean river]

What u do to get ur acc banned

[crimson anchor]

impersonated r*

[wintry isle]

Grilled cheese with bacon and onion

[errant flax]

Why is there snow in gta 5 online

[sage cloak]

there is a man following me, tell gta 6 I couldn't make it folks

[sage cloak]

april fools or sum funky shet

[tough obsidian]

wtf is this snow

[graceful bloom]

Chat yall fw my pfp?

[sage cloak]

beautiful lad

[graceful bloom]

U r beautiful

[sage cloak]

❤️

[errant flax]

Yes

[tough obsidian]

how is this a good april fools joke i wanna drive rockstar

[granite barn]

I was about to say that

[tough obsidian]

out of all the jokes they add snow

[errant flax]

I know right

[tough obsidian]

hahha 😐 gta 6

[wintry peak]

gta 6

[tough obsidian]

they done pissed me off

im out here driftin nd shit

[fickle jolt]

wtf

[wintry isle]

wtf a furry

[graceful bloom]

Eugh

[junior bronze]

♥️

[solemn pagoda]

do you play vr chat

[rigid bay]

why the hell is there snow?!

[zinc sentinel]

rocket game troll

[wintry peak]

rocket game😨

[vivid quartz]

Anybody just down to chill and just play?

[muted vector]

April fools

[zinc sentinel]

mb i was watching rocket the countdown

[vivid quartz]

It’s really snow I was surprised

I don’t like it

[zinc sentinel]

rockstar games are trolling

[vivid quartz]

I’m aware

Somebody shoot me 1 million

Asking for a friend

[pliant crest]

Dawg it’s April not December Nice try im not laughing at this snow prank on gta

[vivid quartz]

Snowball fight

[queen finch]

Wait can we get that yeti fit or nahh

[pliant crest]

No

[whole kiln]

9.3 RAG

[wraith mural]

whats in tmrrws upd

[vague solstice]

won't know till later, GTA+ updates tomorrow also, hope we get advance access to the new police car.

[winged cargo]

I know I'm tripping but this gotta be a April fools prank

[wraith mural]

fuh

[pale nacelle]

Only the Gooch is activated currently.

[winged cargo]

It's snowing in Online

[fierce spade]

Actually you're a time traveller and you're stuck in the past

[rigid bay]

Bro my buffalo looks terrible now that it’s snowed out

[haughty oar]

Four hours til the rocket launch!!

[wintry peak]

rocket launch? did i miss somethin

[haughty oar]

yeah.. we’re flying around the moon again remember?

[zealous hill]

Guess what Skye?

[fierce spade]

The sky is blue?

[zealous hill]

April fools

💀

[lofty tendon]

Whys there snow

[haughty oar]

your head is empty

[old helm]

Rockstar: April Fools!
So many people: We hate you.

[split drift]

Hi

How to meet LD in story mode

[marsh furnace]

This is what i read arriving here btw

well guess i'll try later. Cya folks

[woeful quiver]

lol fr

[nimble flame]

Guys Wich is better to buy a bunker or an agency

[west condor]

bunker

[woeful quiver]

No one’s on gta

[nimble flame]

Thanks dude

[west condor]

🫡

[hollow light]

Hello

[wintry isle]

Zkittles x gelato

[hazy plank]

what

[inland jewel]

BLYAAAATTT

BOMBOOCLAAAATTT

[nimble flame]

Any tips for first time preico

[sacred prism]

can someone help me

[hazy plank]

with?

[digital pilot]

bout what

[nimble flame]

Guys any tips for first time preico

[dapper grove]

Dont die

[feral hatch]

Im fine

[digital pilot]

what's preico

[atomic badge]

Hay nieve?

[rough quiver]

im scared

[strange flax]

Is there any April fools update or smth?

[vivid quartz]

Duh fn

[rough quiver]

fortnite?

[steel belfry]

Anyone here knows how to fix "Sorry, we are unable to handle your request at this time" #1.000.7, it's just an error I receive for the past 4 days when I try to sign into Rockstar Games Launcher to launch GTA basically lmkk

[rough quiver]

maybe #contact-support can help

[steel belfry]

alr didnt even see that finna check now I guess

[rough quiver]

okay, goodluck

[lament plover]

l

[lilac kiln]

Why snow 😢

[granite barn]

in my opinion agency

[granite barn]

april fools

[cedar marsh]

w april fools joke

[wintry isle]

Why mfs always cry about snow like they can't drive at all

Just brake half a second earlier than normal bruh

[fallow timber]

Does anybody want to do a free heist add and priv chat me

[wintry isle]

Free heist ong

[fallow timber]

Priv chat me

[wintry isle]

Big sale heist is free

[hidden seal]

It's a skill issue, tbh.

[wintry isle]

No cap on bro they should learn drivemaxxing

[fallow timber]

3.9 Million Heist for free gng

[wintry isle]

Every heist is free gng

Give 75%

[upper rapids]

Hi

[hidden seal]

I get the feeling it's not really free. Especially since all the scammers that pass through this server try to get you to DM them so they can scam you in private.

[final tide]

wsg guys

[nimble flame]

Any tips for first time preico

[hardy fog]

Not it cost money

[hidden seal]

Watch a guide on YouTube.

[gloomy rock]

Cheese bread 👍

mb I got blipped

[wraith mural]

when does the update thing drop

[final tide]

I haven’t done a cayo in 4 months bruh

[wintry peak]

oh wow i didnt know about that until now somehow lmao

[hidden seal]

HAPPY WEDNESDAY, SAUCEY

[gloomy rock]

What happens if I ping rockstar guys?

[nimble parrot]

@sterile tinsel

[zealous tide]

They will oil everyone up for wasting their time

Nice profile picture

[lethal thicket]

@sonic jewel

nothing much by the way..

[strange flax]

Is there any April fools update in gta other then the snow?

[robust ridge]

i want gta 6 digital but i want the collecters item too, is that possible?

[lethal thicket]

No, theres no other update other than the snow

[gloomy rock]

o

[lethal thicket]

only snow for april fools

[gloomy rock]

Whoah

[hidden seal]

Probably not. You'll most likely need to buy digital separately.

[strange flax]

Ok ty

[lethal thicket]

np

[rugged turret]

Someone for a glitch?

I need someone pls

[zealous tide]

Fr lad

[fleet relic]

Dm me if you are low in cash

[steel gyro]

<@&618549718837886986> stinky scammer!!

[gloomy rock]

Pizza or Cheeseburgers?

[zealous tide]

I’m low

[oak laurel]

<@&618549718837886986> stinky scammer detected

[fleet relic]

Dm me bro

[zealous tide]

Pizza

[feral hatch]

Selamunaleyküm

[gloomy rock]

I love pizza but I gotta go burgers

[oak laurel]

Wa alaikum salam brotha

[feral hatch]

Hru

[gloomy rock]

Corndogs or Hotdogs?

[oak laurel]

Good and u?

[zealous tide]

Pizza team forever

[feral hatch]

Corndogs

[feral hatch]

Good

[gloomy rock]

Hotdogs for me I do love me some corndogs tho

[zealous tide]

Hot

[oak laurel]

Cool

[gloomy rock]

BURGER TEAM FOREVAAA?

[hidden seal]

Where are the superior 🍍 on 🍕 enjoyers?

[gloomy rock]

Typeee

[pale nacelle]

My April Fools was not good...

My NAS reported one drive has failed (clicking all the time, hopefully I can still get the data) and another drive has 6 bad sectors.

Excellent. 😞

[gloomy rock]

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS BTW GUYS

[oak laurel]

Heck yeah

[gloomy rock]

mb

u just reminded me

[feral hatch]

Me i like it actually

[oak laurel]

Nice

[gloomy rock]

Who has the better donuts, Dunkin Donuts or Krispy Kream

[hidden seal]

Very nice

[oak laurel]

Dunkin bro

[gloomy rock]

True

[oak laurel]

Yessir

[gloomy rock]

I like dunking donuts 3x better bc they kinda taste like coffee

[pale nacelle]

Rusty Browns.

[gloomy rock]

to me atleast and yk

[south storm]

Why is it snowing

[gloomy rock]

Damn I might needa try that I’d love me some rusty donuts

[gloomy rock]

Bc it’s snowing

idk

[south storm]

ishowspeed nodding head yes GIF

[pale nacelle]

Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts are the best! 😏

[gloomy rock]

Lol

[gloomy rock]

U right

[zealous tide]

I showspeed say wallahi gif

[gloomy rock]

GTA 6 or GTA 3?

[pale nacelle]

Hopefully you played VC. 🤣
They'll be in VI anyway.

[oak laurel]

Gta 4

[gloomy rock]

In my opinion gta 3 has WAY better graphics

…

[gloomy rock]

Good answer

[oak laurel]

Played it on pc

Yup

[zealous tide]

I will forever hate that gta

[gloomy rock]

Wait speaking of GTA VC do you guys think Tommy will be in VI?

[gloomy rock]

Damn. Why?

[zealous tide]

The platinum had me stroke

[gloomy rock]

Oh..

[zealous tide]

Because some mission can be missed

[oak laurel]

Tonight is the night...

[zealous tide]

It Is gnna happen again…

[oak laurel]

Man i wanna rewatch it sooo bad i stopped watching after morgan... will yk

[zealous tide]

Same I wanna erase my memory and watch it again

[gloomy rock]

Dexter reference

W

[oak laurel]

Yessir 💘

[gloomy rock]

You guys know Anton Chigurh?

[zealous tide]

Not sure

[oak laurel]

It made me cry bro i really liked her

[gloomy rock]

Him and Dexter could rlly be Homies

[gloomy rock]

He’s kinda like dexter but more bloodthirsty

[zealous tide]

My twin

[zealous tide]

Fr

[gloomy rock]

and he basically kills anyone who gets in his way but he plays a game of heads or tails w them and you might know the rest.

[zealous tide]

Hold on

[oak laurel]

Omg not him nooooo please

[gloomy rock]

Damn yk him?

[zealous tide]

I think I know who you talking about

[gloomy rock]

Rlly?

Yo!

[zealous tide]

No county for old men?

[gloomy rock]

YESSSS

BINGO!

[zealous tide]

Watched it yesterday 🥀🩸

[oak laurel]

Gave me chills and nightmares

[zealous tide]

So good

[cedar trellis]

Y is snow back anyone know?

[gloomy rock]

How was it?

[zealous tide]

Wished there was more bloody scenes

[gloomy rock]

Exactly I wouldn’t want to encounter the guy irl.

[oak laurel]

Nope

[gloomy rock]

Mhm

[zealous tide]

I wish they make part 2 of that movie

[gloomy rock]

!!!

YES

they need to

[oak laurel]

🫡

[wintry isle]

Its snowing in Los Angeles so it makes sense

[zealous tide]

A tv series would be dope

[oak laurel]

ZEPHYRRR HELLLO

[gloomy rock]

How the hell is it snowing in LA and it’s almost summer

[hazy zodiac]

W cop cars coming and i can finally get the outfit with the tie

[gloomy rock]

frrr I’m saying

[wintry isle]

Hi my favorite ginger

[cedar trellis]

@wintry isle ya but usually it only snows around Christmas and new year

[oak laurel]

Hai lol

[wintry isle]

Just trust bruh

[gloomy rock]

Alr ig.

[clear rose]

hi guys... my mom passed away

[gloomy rock]

I just feel like snow in California is kids impossible yk

[gloomy rock]

Oh shit fr?

[oak laurel]

Sorry for your loss

[gloomy rock]

Please say April fools bro

I hope you’re joking bc losing your mother is some heartbreaking shit

[oak laurel]

Where you go i go... what you see i see...

[gloomy rock]

losing any parent is heartbreaking

[cedar trellis]

A friend of mine had me convinced she was pregnant

Lmfao

[gloomy rock]

Just to think that the person who’s the reason why you even exist is…

[clear rose]

Yeah..

[oak laurel]

Yeah 🙁

[gloomy rock]

yeah lemme just stop right there

[oak laurel]

Yup

[gloomy rock]

I’m sorry for your loss bro

damn

[clear rose]

thanks bro

[gloomy rock]

ofc

[oak laurel]

♥

[wintry isle]

April fools

[oak laurel]

I dont think so bro

[wintry isle]

Damn

[oak laurel]

Why would anybody joke about death

[mighty hull]

Even if it's a joke it's not nice to say bro

[wintry isle]

Idk seems like something a gta kid would say

[oak laurel]

Yeah

[oak laurel]

Roleplaying?

[clear rose]

I play rd2

And I haven't been on my phone for like 3 days so I didn't know the date

[tawdry grotto]

Did i miss smth why is it snowing in gta

[wintry peak]

RIP to your mother if you're telling the truth😔

[clear rose]

thx

[oak laurel]

April fools i guess

[pale nacelle]

"back in the day" April Fools stopped at Midday.

[oak laurel]

Driving in snow is mad annoying lol

[orchid mulch]

i need acc ps4 have gta v

@oak laurel

[oak laurel]

Why u pinging me 😭

[pale nacelle]

Try a Biker sell mission with the 3x Dodos.

🙀

[oak laurel]

Omg stop 😭🙏🏻

Yall trolling

[heavy jackal]

guys i live in
Latitude: 3° 12' 43.2" South
Longitude: 5° 12' 39.6" West
selenographic system send me gta VI plss

[oak laurel]

Did u just ddos someone?

[cedar trellis]

Is there a looking for group section??

[oak laurel]

#gtao-lfg-ps5

[nocturne sparrow]

Hiiii

[oak laurel]

Hey

[short mulch]

Whats the new update going be or is dlc coming out

[ripe ocean]

just got back my rockstar games acc

[oak laurel]

I think part 2 or 3 of mansions update or something

[oak laurel]

Congrats

[ripe ocean]

the hacker got nothin on me

[oak laurel]

Bsaa aint treating you well?

[short mulch]

Any news of what going happen tomorrow update or is dlc coming out

[oak laurel]

No idea

Check #newsfeed

[haughty oar]

HAPPY HUMP DAY!!

[pale nacelle]

"Hit the streets of Los Santos in new decommissioned Bravado police vehicles, team up with Vincent for two new Dispatch Work jobs, and cash in on bonuses for Wildlife Photography, Firefighter work, and more. Over the next two weeks, you can also unlock new LSPD and Park Ranger outfits as rewards."

[modest grove]

Does anyone know if the car wash missions are still 3x?

[pale nacelle]

You have about 12 hours remaining.

[short mulch]

Give us more details

[pale nacelle]

Just search up GTA Forums or GTA Series Videos, you'll get the full list there.
*Subject to change.

[oak laurel]

[final tide]

Saucey is just a chill guy in this server

[oak laurel]

Fr

[nocturne sparrow]

How are you??

[oak laurel]

Good just chilling and u?

[nocturne sparrow]

Same

[oak laurel]

Cool

[gloomy rock]

These fucking mosquitoes bro

I got five bites on one fucking arm

[hidden seal]

Have you ever heard of "mosquito repellant"?

[gloomy rock]

2 or 3 at the left side of my head

[gloomy rock]

and one on my right elbow

[gloomy rock]

Yes ofc

[oak laurel]

Feeding the babies 🙏🏻😭

[gloomy rock]

I hope EVERY fucking mosquito goes extinct rn

I love summer but the fucking mosquitoes

[oak laurel]

Ong

They be singing

[gloomy rock]

They need to ask atleast shi pmo

[gloomy rock]

annoying asf

[oak laurel]

Lol

[patent compass]

your blood must be sweet to mosquitos

[gloomy rock]

I wonder how they would feel if I put my needle in them

[gloomy rock]

yeah I got o blood its what they crave the most

[oak laurel]

Whats yall's blood type?

Mine is b+

[gloomy rock]

O- or + idk

[patent compass]

i think A+

[oak laurel]

No wonder

Youre rare lol

[gloomy rock]

😭🙏

[gloomy rock]

I wish I could change my blood type

[oak laurel]

Nah its good

[gloomy rock]

But I really do like the fact that I can can give everyone blood

[oak laurel]

Makes you a universal donor i think

[gloomy rock]

yeah Ik but yk

[oak laurel]

Vampires would love u

[gloomy rock]

Yeah

[gloomy rock]

Even fucking worse

mosquitoes are already vamps themselves

They’re the number 1 dangerous animal

[oak laurel]

Nah im talking the one that be under your bed or on the ceiling

[gloomy rock]

Ive had lots of bites in my life

[old bough]

anyone know how to fix error 1.000.7?

[gloomy rock]

I don’t want fangs in my neck

If they gonna drink me they better make me one after

[oak laurel]

Imma slide tonight keep that window opened

[gloomy rock]

NO

I wonder what’ll happen If i eat garlic bread

[sonic knoll]

🥰

[gloomy rock]

Real shit

WE all love R*

OH SHIT GUYS I THINK HEARD A MOSQUITO

WTF IM SHAKING IN MY BOOTS RN

[oak laurel]

Nothing u will be even tastier

[gloomy rock]

atp I’m dead

[gloomy rock]

Well crap…

I got my wooden stakes ready

try me

[oak laurel]

Theyre in the walls bro

You cant run

[gloomy rock]

Are they slow of fast vamps?

[oak laurel]

Burn the house and move to mars

[gloomy rock]

Yep you’re smart fire fcks a vampire up

[oak laurel]

Medium

[gloomy rock]

Faster than Usain bolt?

[oak laurel]

Van helsing

[gloomy rock]

Oh

[oak laurel]

Yup 😭🙏🏻

[gloomy rock]

They can jump high to right?

[gloomy rock]

I cant even fly to mars anymore

[oak laurel]

Tough nut to crack aint u

[gloomy rock]

Uh ye

Ima just turn the tables

how about I bite into them instead

[oak laurel]

You know what

Thats a good question

Keep that window opened and find out

[gloomy rock]

Bett

Who tf gonna show up Edward Cullen?

Or Stefan Salvatore

one of em mfs or Dracula

[oak laurel]

Eldrich

Thats who

[gloomy rock]

🙏😭

[oak laurel]

Yeah its ggs once you even get a scratch lol

Might as well pull the plug

[gloomy rock]

about to rn

[oak laurel]

Nah chill

April fools

[wraith mural]

when does the gooch stop spawning

[gloomy rock]

Haha I totally forgot It was April first

[oak laurel]

Yall smell that

It smells like somebody ban evading

[wraith mural]

?

[oak laurel]

When rockstar decides for him to stop

[short mulch]

Can someone tell me what need update going be or if dlc coming out

[oak laurel]

Bro just check #newsfeed from time to time

You go down just like holy mary

[oak laurel]

Also why do you have a mk2 as your pfp 😭🙏🏻

[hidden seal]

That's the Oppressor MK3.

[wintry peak]

😰

[hidden seal]

Coming soon to Grand Theft Auto VI!

[oak laurel]

The design is very human ahh 🙏🏻😭

[wintry peak]

opressor mk2 has no license plate😡

[hidden seal]

The MK3 will not have homing missiles or an explosive MG. Instead, the MK3 will be equipped with a miniature orbital cannon with zero cooldown.

[oak laurel]

Yes it does lol

[oak laurel]

Now we're talking

I can orb all the griefers in my lobbies once and for all

[wintry peak]

it does?

[oak laurel]

Its very tiny

[wintry peak]

alright well if its so tiny that i cant see it then.. there's no way thats legal

oppressor mk3 better be legally allowed to be driven😡

[oak laurel]

Whats legal about a flying bike in the middle of legion?

🙏🏻😭

[wintry peak]

WEAPONIZED flying bike, come on now.

[oak laurel]

Exactly

[hidden seal]

Just wait until they find a way to God Mode the MK3 🥱

[wintry peak]

MK3 is just gonna straight out let you teleport, maybe even time travel cause why not

[wild marsh]

Vladimir

[gray berry]

Yooo, anyone else have their map covered in snow?

[wintry peak]

ye its the april fools event i assume

[hidden seal]

Rockstar really missed out on the perfect opportunity to announce another delay for GTA VI.

[gray berry]

Ohhh, thanks bro. Thought some modder was doing stuff to my game or something.

[hidden seal]

Modders can't change the weather for entire lobbies anymore.

[viscid temple]

Is stx and criuser cop cars comeing tom?

[molten canyon]

Hii

How are you

Man

[viscid temple]

Is stx and criuser cop cars comeing tom?

[boreal grove]

Can anyone tell me once i join a server and i start playing, 5m crashes on me before i do anything. any help would be appreciated thanks

[hidden seal]

#contact-support

[oak laurel]

Omg sto p 🥷

[gaunt mulch]

You can but its neutered

theres still a script event for thunder that syncs to everyone in the lobby

[charred cedar]

what does unable to retrieve character inventory data mean? as error

[oak laurel]

You like slowed songs too wow

[gaunt mulch]

It means theyre unable to retrieve your characters inventory data

[charred cedar]

😭

[charred cedar]

no shit sherlock

[oak laurel]

Hey i aint judging im addicted too

[charred cedar]

lol

[charred cedar]

check again

[oak laurel]

All the tiktok brainrot has fried my brain and slowed version of songs cures it

[oak laurel]

Ooo u got good selections

[hearty torrent]

Bro GTA 6 is gonna be delayed till 2027 July 18

[charred cedar]

now? lol

[oak laurel]

Whats that brotha

[charred cedar]

lol

[oak laurel]

Whats that 😭🙏🏻

[charred cedar]

now?

[oak laurel]

Youre just trolling atp

Lol

[hearty torrent]

Yeah

[charred cedar]

now its better

what does unable to retrieve character inventory data mean? as error

[hearty torrent]

Is everyone excited for GTA 6. It's coming out this year brooo

[oak laurel]

Politics? I aint trynna disappear

[charred cedar]

no the music not name

[oak laurel]

I bet my left nut its gonna say till 2027 when the time comes

Mark that

[charred cedar]

nah 2028 trust

[hearty torrent]

Nahh If it's delayed till 2027 I'm gonna freak out

[nimble parrot]

I won't, I will just move on with my life like I am already doing.

[oak laurel]

Yup

[charred cedar]

what does unable to retrieve character inventory data mean? as error

[hearty torrent]

Is anyone playing gta 5 online

[hearty torrent]

Because I want to make discord server

[compact drum]

anyone here know ab modding gtav and using els? need help but rpg disc are so dumb

[plush mauve]

depends on what u mean by modding

story mode?

[oak laurel]

Can somebody answer his or her question pwease

[subtle hinge]

hi

[oak laurel]

Hello

[subtle hinge]

you play gta pc legacy ?

[oak laurel]

Ps5 version

[past jay]

can someone help me make 1 mill

[compact drum]

yea story mode gta v legacy, my lights work, i can swap different stages, etc, my sirens work but they dont stay on. i have to hold 'T' but when i let go it just stops no matter what stage my lights are on

[oak laurel]

[plush mauve]

i have no idea

double check ur binds

[compact drum]

i am i just have no clue what to look at or what to change

[oak laurel]

🫡

[cloud adder]

Dm me rn

[wooden stream]

gta online glitched lmao

it's reset and deleted both of my characters

[hollow pine]

Is gta v online Abel to role play

[wooden stream]

if you know where to go to you'll be fine

if you go into a random session and ask to roleplay you could sorta see how that is a problem

[spice crown]

Wsg chat

[compact drum]

anyone here know about using ELS

[jagged heath]

Tomorrow on gta online is going be a new cop car i saw it on twitter and no is not a April fools prank

[hidden seal]

The commoners can finally drive the new cops cars around.

[hidden seal]

Banned. RIP.

[wooden stream]

wasn't banned

just had to create a new character and start from level 1

[hidden seal]

Your account gets reset when you get suspended the first time.

[wooden stream]

idk what i could've done tho

since i only drive around in invite only sessions

[wintry peak]

damn well, bad luck

[knotty flare]

Chargers coming out tmr 🔥

[small flax]

did gta 6 get cancelled?!

[hidden seal]

Yes. GTA VI was cancelled.

[small flax]

WHEN?!

[wintry peak]

Ye john rockstar accidentally dropped his cup of coffee which made him so mad he decided to cancel GTA VI

😔

[small flax]

wth

[hidden seal]

One of the devs was killed by a MK2 in online and completely lost it.

[small flax]

oh welp

ik its an april fools prank

[wintry peak]

its fine tho we'll get gta 7 in no time, no worries.

[small flax]

nice one yall

i already know its an april fools prank

[wintry peak]

april fools is over for me already, since its 00:19 AM

[small flax]

🙏🤡🤡🤡

[velvet peak]

Rockstar forgot to remove the winter/snow update from Mansions lol

[hidden seal]

Under International Law, Rushyen is prohibited from making April Fools jokes now that April 1st is over for him.

[wintry peak]

I took an oath

to never make april fools jokes on days that arent april fools.

[velvet peak]

Wait is this rockstars april fools? Bringing back SNOW?

[tropic lava]

twelve hours later and people are still talking about the snow

[worn karma]

yeah

[velvet peak]

I just logged on

[molten canyon]

Man

[worn karma]

yeah

[hidden seal]

0/10 April Fools joke, tbh. Should have announced another GTA VI delay.

[tropic lava]

Would probably ruin their stock

[haughty pier]

🛵 andd im gonna be highhhhhh

[hidden seal]

You can't put a price on quality entertainment.

[compact drum]

anyone here know ab using ELS

[gleaming tinsel]

I hate gtav

haha. just kidding

April fools lol

[shut lion]

Hi

[oak laurel]

Oh they will 😭🙏🏻

[plush mauve]

kanye west is headlining wireless ain’t no way 😹

W ye

[brisk slate]

Why is there’s snow on gta atm?

[broken hornet]

April fools same as why the Gooch is running around attacking people

[oak laurel]

Famous tiktoker pretty cool

[haughty oar]

SPACE

[broken hornet]

Why u think im famous 😂

[haughty oar]

You’re priceless 👉👈

[oak laurel]

I know it i just cant prove it...

[oak laurel]

Very true

[empty depot]

i farted

[vivid quartz]

I smelt it

[cinder wave]

hi

hi

[vague chasm]

hello

[haughty oar]

jello

[cinder wave]

jello

[glad dawn]

anyone know why i cant join gta oline in legacy version even though i have battleye on?

[covert haven]

Hello sweetheart @humble steppe

Are you there @humble steppe

[frosty gate]

Hey guys new here

[covert haven]

Pic up your call 📞

[hidden fjord]

Sup uncs

[molten canyon]

Hii

How are you

[hidden fjord]

Doing good bro wbu

[haughty oar]

Hi eco eco!

[lilac kiln]

Is it me or the Velum is going a bit faster today

[rugged oasis]

trailer 3 just dropped now

[lethal rune]

Why is there no weekly update?

[steel gyro]

ps4 not getting anymore update

[steady gazelle]

May I stand

[frosty gate]

accept

[cursive swift]

"1 message hidden from likely spammer" 🥀

[steady gazelle]

Stand unshaken

[shut lion]

Hi

[lilac kiln]

Tequila again 😢 probably pink diamond in disguise because it's April Fools

[tropic lava]

It is an old console so I understand

[lethal rune]

What do you mean?

[ruby escarp]

i hope it's a april fools but i am hearing Shawn Fonteno passed away

[west quarry]

why is snow back ??

[lethal rune]

Like, so there are no weekly update yet or is it just me. Like the podium car is still the Ferrari?!

[frosty gate]

lol

[twin anvil]

Happy National Misinformation Day!

[lethal rune]

What

[frosty gate]

accept friend request pls

[calm hill]

Hello

How is the server this dead with this many people active

[grand moon]

Whats the April fools update?

[north flume]

does anyone know what tag this server is?

[lilac kiln]

Most people are here for the discord reward

[lethal rune]

Like. Where is the weekly update?

I am the only one that do not got it?

[steel gyro]

Ps4 and xbox one player stop getting weekly update

[lethal rune]

Fr? From when

When did that start to happen

[steel gyro]

u need new console for update

[lethal rune]

Like wdym

[steel gyro]

ps5 or series s or x

[calm hill]

I see

[lethal rune]

So like. From NOW on, I don’t get weekly update?

[steel gyro]

Yuh

[lethal rune]

Like I got the previous one. That one where the car wash was on 2x money

[steel gyro]

u had forever to get new console

[heady sparrow]

Are there update today?

Chat awake,

[pearl drift]

Yo

[lethal rune]

I don’t understand shiiii

[sinful prism]

@icy cove

[ruby escarp]

who is @frosty gate and why is he friending me?

[icy cove]

?

[sinful prism]

@icy cove Are you on snap or iMessage

[icy cove]

Nah

My phones dead rn

getting new one tmw

[sinful prism]

Alr

Because my account got limit just now

[empty axle]

I got a wr on a race 3 times now without getting the award what am I missing?

[lyric fern]

dead chat?

[cyan jacinth]

Wtf is with the snow?

It wasnt snowing in game 10 minutes ago

[lyric fern]

aprils fools update? or somthing?

[hidden fjord]

Must’ve be

[lyric fern]

why ur message is hidden?

[heady sparrow]

There is update for this week?

[hidden fjord]

Idk maybe a spammer

[sinful prism]

@hidden fjord

[heady sparrow]

No

[lyric fern]

so why u look lke them

[heady sparrow]

I am not

[lyric fern]

ur a roblox sh*t

[heady sparrow]

Its only my profile

Last week was truck update right

No

[lyric fern]

I'm playing GTA 1 in 2026

[heady sparrow]

I mean last week was truck update in gta

[lyric fern]

ok, ok

[heady sparrow]

This week what?

[lyric fern]

apr fools

[wide sun]

My friends cant join my lobbies

[heady sparrow]

Dont do with me

[lyric fern]

bruh I don't know what to say

[heady sparrow]

Nothinh

Rockstar made this week's update?

[stable falcon]

What is your problem with roblox?

[main blade]

Hi
Some germans herein?

Here?

[heady sparrow]

Is there roles for this server?

[rain karma]

Everything

[main blade]

Germans?

[rain karma]

Ts aint algebra class bud speak english

[main blade]

Shut up man

[rain karma]

Nah

[main blade]

Are german here?

😁

[rain karma]

No

Only proud english white and blackies and brownies here

[stable falcon]

They are speaking english though

[rain karma]

No german here

[stable falcon]

There are probably plenty of germans here

[tame crag]

hi