general-chat

[random anvil]

Cool cool

[dusky mountain]

Did you know that the more times you repeat the same joke over and over and over again the funnier it gets each time?

[random anvil]

Why did that send twice

[proper owl]

good one

[proper owl]

ur internet ip is hacked bro

[dusky mountain]

Did you know that the more times you repeat the same joke over and over and over again the funnier it gets each time?

[proper owl]

hahahahah great one

👀 i saw that message btw

[random anvil]

horse walks into a bar Bartender asks "why the long face?"

Is my discord hacked

[proper owl]

?

[random anvil]

Horses have long faces 🫩

[craggy compass]

😭

[proper owl]

oh

hahaha

[craggy compass]

annnd hes got a 5 min timeout

[whole kite]

Very funny

[proper owl]

message hidden discord now requires ID verification in order to see certain messages

what the actual f*ck

[dusky mountain]

Thanks

[random anvil]

Sniped

[proper owl]

👀

[whole kite]

It will soon but currently that guy is trolling

[proper owl]

oh

[craggy wedge]

If Someone Look For Big Active Crew On GTA Online Enhanced, DM Me..

[potent quest]

I'm boutta be in the toilet gng 🥀

[frosty holly]

is gta6 will be released soon?

[potent quest]

It will never be released

It's gonna be another delay gng

[proper owl]

not yet

[frosty holly]

true

2028 mabe

[proper owl]

woah there

why so aggressive

[potent quest]

rockstar: SORRY OUR FILE IS GONE FOR GTA 6 IT Will BE RELEASED IN 2099

It's always that shi

[proper owl]

oopsie i deleted gta6.exe

[potent quest]

Fr

[proper owl]

game is gone forever

[potent quest]

Players: ofc this shi happenef

[proper owl]

lol

[random anvil]

Lucia's cake need trimming down. That's why it's delayed

[potent quest]

AYOOOOO

[dusky mountain]

Verily, this Assertion doth bear the Stamp of Truth

[random anvil]

I bet more ppl gonna spend time pausing at the right angle than actually enjoying the game

[potent quest]

FRRRR

[dusky mountain]

That statement has rendered me most amused

[potent quest]

After 1 day of playing: i wish I was lucias bf

[earnest crater]

When is preorders and trailer 3

[random anvil]

They were like that when the leaks dropped 😭

[random anvil]

🤷‍♂️

[potent quest]

O yeah mb i forgor

If these players had a wish granted by a genie they would ask for more jiggle physics

[random anvil]

Whats the first thing you gonna do in GTA VI when given the oppertunity to explore and stufd

[proper owl]

rule 10

[earnest crater]

I don’t think their will be any nudity in gta 6

[random anvil]

English only mate

🤓

[proper owl]

i bet there will be

[potent quest]

Missions prolly idc Abt the other inappropriate stuff

[potent quest]

I hope

[haughty ocean]

Shoot blanks to lucia

[fervent hazel]

<@&618549718837886986>

[potent quest]

Wild 🥀

[random anvil]

I want to see more Dre'Quan

He seems like a goated character

😭

[potent quest]

Yea nonchalant

[random anvil]

Okay and?

💀

[haughty ocean]

So he's really cool~

[dusky mountain]

Verily, Beggin' thy pardon, good sir or madam, I shall endeavour to translate the phrase unto thee.

Hurrah, by the stars!

[earnest crater]

Is lucia gonna be in gta 6 or will she just be in 1 mission

[haughty ocean]

🫩

[potent quest]

U had me in the first half.

[random anvil]

Hey, my youth. Some boy dem, dey pon de corner an' ting, an... de boy dem sell some tings and ting, an... I gwa'an, an' I say... oh, dem nah wan' gimme my money an ting. An'... every corner my corner an... I want my money an' ting, ya know? Ah no see dat! Go, go, ya know, me wan' deal with de case proper. Ya nah see it?

[haughty ocean]

Nah that son deserves WHIPS

[proper owl]

i think she just a side character for like half a mission

[random anvil]

If you played GTA 4 you'd know Badman

[earnest crater]

We still got like 9 months for gta 6 lol

[zealous hill]

Shooting blanks 😭

[random anvil]

🐼 🐼 🐼

[haughty ocean]

Let's sign petition to get the chance to whip drequan on his ahh

[potent quest]

FAAH

[zealous hill]

🐼 🐼 🐼

Gang gang gang

[haughty ocean]

Yeah Imma dry my shi to lucia

[random anvil]

Unless its a goth girl I ain't interested

[earnest crater]

I can’t believe gta 6 is such a long time

9 months

[zealous hill]

PANDAS ON THE LOOSE

[proper owl]

stop reminding me please

[zealous hill]

🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥

[random anvil]

PANDA SUAD

[proper owl]

i dont want to think about how long it is

[earnest crater]

Kk

[proper owl]

lets just pretend its around the corner

for 9 months straight

idk

[random anvil]

You might be the only dude with no pfp I have met who is actually cool

[zealous hill]

WE GONNA KILL ALL THE MOFO

[proper owl]

"the" corner

[haughty ocean]

Heres a non poisoned cake for rockstar moderator 🎂

[faint totem]

I did nothing wrong for you to call a moderator, friend. It is just a text to level up and nothing more. Anyway.

[earnest crater]

Yh I mean be excited because gta 6 will have trailer 3 this summer and preorders

[zealous hill]

We all want a piece of lucia

[proper owl]

uh

[earnest crater]

Thanks

[haughty ocean]

Nah I want her WHOLE

[zealous hill]

yes

[earnest crater]

I can’t wait for trailer 3 and preorders

[random anvil]

A piece? Mf gimme a thicc ol slice

[earnest crater]

😂

[zealous hill]

[faint totem]

Do they not have a sense of humor here or what? So funny. Well, they do not have any humor here.

[zealous hill]

PANDAS ON THE LOOSE 🐼

[modest cradle]

someone knows if i can install mods in gta v enchanced xbox pc pass version?

[crisp dock]

What happened lol

[nova wedge]

what should i buy for pvp rogue or seabreeze?

[haughty oar]

Good morning cookie boy

[zealous hill]

Wsg

[marble cipher]

hello it was 2h30 that an asistance agent did not answer me I must be worried ?

[crystal vessel]

One ps4

[crisp marsh]

Guys I'm back

Full pay is $656,600 on avi mission. 1st and final. 1st is $31,600 and final is $625,000

[wispy basin]

nice

i bought a mansion

[crisp marsh]

Awesome congratulations

[dusky mountain]

Toyota

[crisp marsh]

Welcome to being rich or broke xD

[wispy basin]

uh broke? i think

[dusky mountain]

I love Toyota cars

[wispy basin]

130k

[crisp marsh]

XD

[wispy basin]

but nightclub gives me 50k so

[dusky mountain]

Toyota cars are amazing

[wispy basin]

ye

i got the MK4 supra

[dusky mountain]

I'm happy for you

[paper halo]

Ĥì
Gta Iv or Gta v which is better?

[crisp marsh]

Awesome

[crisp marsh]

GTA7

[paper halo]

Choose only those two optionz

[wispy basin]

i dont have 4

[paper halo]

[paper halo]

Download it

[wraith mural]

doin clucks for no reason

[paper halo]

Gta ♾️

[crisp marsh]

Yes UwU

[fervent hazel]

UwU

[wraith mural]

wtf...

[crisp marsh]

I broke my car

[marsh furnace]

Ig we never will see a GTA 69 😔

[summer plover]

say goodbye to xbox

they’re not making consoles no more just more ai slop

[tacit jetty]

Me after I actually clean the dishes: “Kept you waiting, huh?”

[minor gust]

Tf you can't post giphies for huh

[crisp marsh]

Oh. Maybe they can give me a mrclean AI to talk to me badly xD

[wraith mural]

Its lies man

[tacit jetty]

i wouldn’t be surprised if it wasn’t

Microsoft lowkey is ruining Xbox

[minor gust]

Microsoft literally ruining everything fr

[summer plover]

it’s not lies but good luck to Microsoft been fell off since 360

only good thing they got is minecraft

[wispy basin]

Already got 5 and I'm busy with online

[hazy kettle]

I have an exotic export in the yellow delivery circle and nothing is happening wtf

[wraith mural]

where did you see it

[hazy kettle]

Ive gotten out and back into the car ive left the circle and came back

[minor gust]

I wonder what was the problem of just buying Minecraft from Mojang official website

[hazy kettle]

Anybody have any ideas?

[minor gust]

Trevor Stan here

[minor gust]

Get flamethrower

[hazy kettle]

Nevermind this game is trash sometimes

[proper owl]

TRU

[minor gust]

Burn some peoplw

People*

[solemn pagoda]

ggs brochacho

[hazy kettle]

I tried everything then called my vehicle to see if getting into that would fix it and as soon as i turned my back it disappeared

[minor gust]

Irl

[solemn pagoda]

outplayed by ps again

@fringe grotto did ur comment get deleted 😭

oh alr

[proper owl]

are you secretly a mod

i see right through you man

[merry mason]

God damn posers

[solemn pagoda]

Yoo

[merry mason]

not u

people that delete their messages

[proper owl]

i only deleted it because the other person did so my message made no sense anymore

[solemn pagoda]

I just said hi

[fervent hazel]

I can finally talk QwQ

[proper owl]

also how on earth does that make you a "poser"

👀

[ocean nova]

Ive been up for 2 days what the hell

[lapis bolt]

im no longer banned, W

[merry mason]

What else would they be

[ocean nova]

Im starting to tweak out

[solemn pagoda]

what do you identify as

[ocean nova]

Gta 6

[proper owl]

idk just people i guess

[fervent hazel]

Come on bro 🥀

[visual meteor]

why did Jeremy Clarkson get banned from the rockstar server🥀

[fervent hazel]

Rookie Numbers

[proper owl]

apparently a Highly Wanted Hellhound

[lapis bolt]

racism

[wispy basin]

A 1960s dodge charger

[sterile dome]

Hey guys trying to figure out which wheels to put on my banshee gts I put challenger off road wheels on but I’m looking for something that keeps the car linear

[wispy basin]

Facts

[solemn pagoda]

W cheese muncher

[wispy basin]

2 genders and the rest are illnesses

[frigid plaza]

#the-garage

[proper owl]

lol

[steady ravine]

lol

[solemn pagoda]

HOW DID MY COMMENT GET DELETED

[proper owl]

idk it was funny though

[graceful grail]

guys why cant i see the member list

[proper owl]

click show member list

[graceful grail]

i have it

[proper owl]

maybe ur discord is bugged

[graceful grail]

but it was glitched i couldnt see it at all

[proper owl]

try restart

[graceful grail]

yeah had to restart

[trim yacht]

anyone wanna do cayo?

[whole kite]

Based

[proper owl]

sorry not rn

im doing fivem sumo

[frigid plaza]

finale or setup?

[boreal vale]

Man

[boreal vale]

Don’t you hear the news

[haughty oar]

Hope youre having a good day cookie man

[zealous hill]

I'm having a great day

😎

[haughty oar]

LETS GO!!!! that pumps me up

[charred steeple]

GTA III is turning 25 this year

[random anvil]

My fav GTA

[naive sandal]

munz holy cow your alive

[haughty oar]

Pssst

[random anvil]

?

[haughty oar]

hi UwU

[solemn pagoda]

ggs I got muted

[zealous hill]

feels the aura

[random anvil]

Welcome back

[proper owl]

welcome back

[zealous hill]

What about you? How's your day going?

[solemn pagoda]

now yall know we can’t ask how people identify as

this server is so limited it’s crazy

[zealous hill]

Bro got out of the loose

[proper owl]

i identify as a gta player

[haughty oar]

Great! Decided to do a wee bit of day drinking 🙂 im off work for a bit so why not!

[zealous hill]

What the fu is we even doing

[zealous hill]

🔥

[proper owl]

what u drinking pal

[zealous hill]

Enjoy the drink

🥂

[haughty oar]

Started with a vodka redbull to get me started, gonna swap to vodka cranberry juice to coast 😎

[haughty oar]

thanks sweet bean

[proper owl]

proost

[zealous hill]

drink sauce

[proper owl]

what sauce

[zealous hill]

[graceful grail]

i got muted too 🙏

i called the unknown guy a bad word apparently

[zealous hill]

Getting muted for writing toffee flavor

[graceful grail]

💀

[zealous hill]

💔

[tough stag]

💀.

[little heath]

?

[tough stag]

I didn't quite see that
Can you say it again?

[opal merlin]

Hello, I have purchased only GTA Online for PS5 in the PS Store, can I buy only the story mode, somehow cheaper than the entire game package?

[haughty oar]

Hey man! 🤝

[tough stag]

Hii

[graceful grail]

the unknown and the other person must be some wannabe gangsters or something 💀

thinking theres only 2gens is so corny

[molten canyon]

Hii

How are you

[graceful grail]

im good

[molten canyon]

Yeah

I wake up

[proper owl]

yo how are you doing bro

[zealous hill]

💀

Shooting at the opps 🥀

[vernal narwhal]

Dm me

[zealous hill]

Oh hell nah

We don't do that here

[vernal narwhal]

Hello 👋

[zealous hill]

Hey 👋

[vernal narwhal]

Am sorry

[zealous hill]

np gang

[graceful grail]

this server is so bad.... cant use gifs... stickers... emojis...

[vernal narwhal]

I Hit that from a premium

[tough stag]

Yup
it is what it is

[graceful grail]

rockstar is like the first order bruh

[zealous hill]

Gang on the loose

[graceful grail]

would rather shoot the opps

[zealous hill]

Where my opps at ???

[graceful grail]

tf are these emojis yo 💀

[proper owl]

[graceful grail]

dudes mustve spent thousands of dollars on these 🙏 💔

[haughty oar]

Mansion cat

[vernal narwhal]

Yeah

Yeah

Dm me

[proper owl]

crazy money making method

[opal merlin]

Does anyone know if I have only the GTA Online PS5 version, if I want to buy only the story version, I will pay cheaper?

[proper owl]

nice avatar border

[graceful grail]

i have a business idea: you can give me 16 thousand dollars and i will give you a happy meal

[vernal narwhal]

I don't joke

[proper owl]

idk

[vernal narwhal]

I mean all I'm saying

Dm me
The premium is legit 👌

[graceful grail]

what if you give me 18k and i give you a pack of marlboros

[solemn pagoda]

What opps

[vernal narwhal]

Message me private

[inner bone]

One boy be like: 67. 67 Hahahahaha😄
The ogs from 1965 ( like me ): One two Buckle my Shoe😤 😤

[graceful grail]

only if you take my deal

[vernal narwhal]

Let's cap

[zealous hill]

Oh yea

[inner bone]

Why not lets HAT🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[graceful grail]

i offer a pack of marlboros and i recieve 18K dollars thats a good deal

[zealous hill]

you sure

[graceful grail]

damn good deal

[inner bone]

Yall are very black

Goodbye

[graceful grail]

no im white as a wall

[sage flicker]

Imagine imagine

Is imagine

[zealous hill]

Hardest white boy

[dapper bear]

Yooo bro

[royal meadow]

Hello 👋
Is me hellenduce

[opal merlin]

Does anyone know if I have only the GTA Online PS5 version, if I want to buy only the story version, I will pay cheaper?

[royal meadow]

They have limited me

On my account

[quartz shadow]

Yes it’s better than buying the entire game I wud assume

[graceful grail]

okay but where is my 18K in bitcoin

[zealous hill]

💀

[royal meadow]

Can we proceed through here

[graceful grail]

or i will not send you the pack of marlboro gold

[zealous hill]

My money runs so fast 🥀

[royal meadow]

Send me a request

[graceful grail]

my money make it run to my wallet

[royal meadow]

Yeah

[graceful grail]

no you send me money

i cant afford request i need the money

[zealous hill]

Atleast change the normal pfp broo

They be putting zero efforts

🥀

[zealous hill]

you send me money

[craggy compass]

19 years old w no money

[graceful grail]

yes i spent it all on weed

[nova wedge]

what should i buy for pvp rogue or seabreeze?

[craggy compass]

holy terrible lifestyle

get yo money up

[zealous hill]

Ah yea

yo got it up

[solemn pagoda]

who

[graceful grail]

my money cant stand up unfortunately

[craggy compass]

i can tell

[graceful grail]

it usually just lays

i think its cuz it has no legs

[craggy compass]

in 1's huh?

[graceful grail]

or muscles to stand on

[solemn pagoda]

bro ur doomed

[royal meadow]

Why do you block 🚫 me

[solemn pagoda]

who spends ALL their money on weed????

[zealous hill]

Hahahaha

[solemn pagoda]

Do you have any self awareness??

[craggy compass]

kids who didnt have parents who love them

[royal meadow]

Sent your wallet address

[zealous hill]

Now pay me

C'mon

[ember drum]

what is the best way to lvl up and get money

[solemn pagoda]

Why are you sending him money knowing he’s gonna spend it all on weed

[graceful grail]

yes weed helps me against my chronic pain i have it prescribed but it costs alot

[zealous hill]

Bro lvl up irl

[solemn pagoda]

Oh mb bro I didn’t know

that’s my fault man mb

[graceful grail]

u good

i was just joking i didnt spend all my money on it

[zealous hill]

That's sick asf bro

[graceful grail]

just most of it

[solemn pagoda]

how much does it cost

[graceful grail]

the rest i spent on some dumb shit too but atleast not temporary

[royal meadow]

Send me a friend request

[graceful grail]

prescribed its 8 bucks per G

[zealous hill]

S s sniped

[royal meadow]

And send to you immediately

[solemn pagoda]

And how much g u need

[graceful grail]

well i can get 30G a month

[zealous hill]

Spread em

[solemn pagoda]

that’s 240 a month..

[graceful grail]

yea

[craggy compass]

dawg your life is in shambles

[solemn pagoda]

That’s almost 3k a year gng whaaat

[zealous hill]

200$ per vid

[craggy compass]

3k a year is diabolical

[next ice]

bock nh runde zu daddeln

[graceful grail]

not really cuz i dont always buy 30G barely even get to 20

[craggy compass]

you need a job

[zealous hill]

job job sahur

[graceful grail]

dont worry im working on that i had a job but i quit cuz it was shit

construction just made the chronic pain worse

[solemn pagoda]

It’s for his chronic pain tho gng so his reasons are valid, if a crack head came in here begging ppl for money to spend on weed it would’ve been different

[craggy compass]

bruh thats every job 😭 you think 95% of the people of here who have jobs actually like it

[zealous hill]

1 nitro for bro

[graceful grail]

you think 95% of people here have chronic pain in their whole body and bones?

[zealous hill]

Every nitro we get goes to bro for his weed

[craggy compass]

yes

[graceful grail]

💀 bait or low iq

[solemn pagoda]

delusional

[craggy compass]

😂

[zealous hill]

not chronic pain bro 🥀

S s sniped

[graceful grail]

mods are such snowflakes 😂

[craggy compass]

im just fw you bro just dont beg for money thats it

[zealous hill]

I bet the mods are geh

[craggy compass]

they are

[graceful grail]

i was trolling that scammer

or bot or whatever it was

[craggy compass]

tbh i come in here at random times so i wasnt reading previous messages

[graceful grail]

fair

but like i gave the scammer a great deal they give me 18K and i give them a pack of marlboros

[zealous hill]

scammers put no effort nowadays

[craggy compass]

oh fire

personally i live american spirits

[zealous hill]

bro he'll take your 18k 😭

[graceful grail]

im not american so 🤷‍♀️

[graceful grail]

too bad i dont have 18K 😂

[zealous hill]

MEGA

[craggy compass]

ONG

[zealous hill]

😭 that's w or L

[graceful grail]

18K dollars is like so much in my currency

[craggy compass]

wya

[graceful grail]

czechia

you can buy a whole new car for that

its 370k for me

[craggy compass]

is that czk?

[graceful grail]

yes

[zealous hill]

you are from Czech

[graceful grail]

yes

[zealous hill]

Damn

[craggy compass]

yeah thats like 800 usd for 18k czk damn

[zealous hill]

The streets were quite a thing back then

[graceful grail]

yea

[zealous hill]

💀

[craggy compass]

move to the US, sell some rare xbox 360's and then go back to czech and boom you're rich

or sealed halo games

[zealous hill]

Bruh

Just sell your pics atp

[craggy compass]

pics of what

[zealous hill]

Honestly

Everything works

[craggy compass]

true

[zealous hill]

💯

[graceful grail]

i dont have anything like that

my dad used to have a ps2 but it broke

[craggy compass]

danggg

[fading agate]

Sup

[zealous hill]

I fw u later

[lilac parcel]

Hi chat

[wanton zealot]

hii

[craggy compass]

@earnest pebble wyd u up?

[unborn cosmos]

do i need to buy a workshop in my hangar to upgrade aircrafts with missles and customize them?

[gleaming tinsel]

who got the best house in GTA

[junior fossil]

Rockstar will tehere ever be crossplay in gta games?

[sharp spear]

Supe

[coarse beacon]

I wanna know what the hell did Trevor do to Debra and Floyd to come out looking like a mortal Kombat character

[coarse beacon]

Trust me pal you don't wanna be chased by Optimus prime made from busses

[uncut marsh]

Hi

[fallen ice]

Between consoles maybe but between consoles and pc hell no

[coarse beacon]

You don't wanna see hijacked from call of duty in los Santos skies

[inner bone]

Someone: why does roblox feel real in 2026

Me: becuase roblox is the game of the year that makes you feel real

[coarse beacon]

Roblox is not game of the year🥀

[fallen ice]

I saw a whole ass flying yacht ufo hybrid 💔

[fervent hazel]

GTA VI will be

[inner bone]

It will never

[coarse beacon]

I saw Optimus prime🥀

[coarse beacon]

Yea it will

[half cliff]

That’s because it will be more popular then Fortnite and Roblox

[fallen ice]

Was he made of busses or trucks 💔

[half cliff]

Since there’s millions of views of both trailers of the game

[fervent hazel]

Good lol

[inner bone]

Roblox will be the game of the year because it makes you feel real

[coarse beacon]

Both

[half cliff]

Like 200 million and 100 million on YouTube

and more on other social media apps

[inner bone]

One boy be like: 67. 67 Hahahahaha😄
The ogs from 1965 ( like me ): One two Buckle my Shoe😤 😤

[coarse beacon]

When's trailer 3 gonna release

[proper owl]

how are we supposed to know

[fallen ice]

Do you have a screenshot

[inner bone]

But why would he shot his screen like bruh i think bro needs his phone like what😹 🙏

Im very sorry

[coarse beacon]

No but I saw it at my cousins place

[inner bone]

Hey how about the joke i said

Was it funny

[coarse beacon]

What joke

[inner bone]

This

[coarse beacon]

Yeah it's cool

[inner bone]

Did u laugh so hard

[coarse beacon]

But I wanna know wtf did Trevor do to Floyd and debra

[coarse beacon]

I almost shit myself

[inner bone]

okay

[fallen ice]

He prob shot floyd and stabbed debra

[split pewter]

wgere put links i

where

[proper owl]

what

[opal thicket]

Guys, we have 2x on the weed farm sells right, so my friends can sell a full stock for 800k but my full stock sell is only 630k. I have every upgrade. What am I doing wrong or what is going on? And yeah I sell into the furthest point??!?!?!?!?!?! PLS HELP!

[split pewter]

links put need i.

[proper owl]

what links

[primal kayak]

Next year

[opal thicket]

Bruh I did my best

[proper owl]

okay?

[opal thicket]

Guys?

[proper owl]

idk

[split pewter]

where i put

[proper owl]

i still have no idea what you mean

[split pewter]

I want to put a link bro.

[proper owl]

if you want to send a link but rockstar is blocking it just dm people

or put a space instead of a dot and hope mods dont delete your message

[hazy kettle]

7/10 exotic exports then 4 times all around the map and no more spawned. Absolute waste of time

[split pewter]

accept req

[proper owl]

sorry i dont add

[split pewter]

can i show you

[molten hedge]

@fading stone can y’all drop midnight club dub Edition remastered version

[split pewter]

dm way

[split pewter]

WHAAAAAA?

[split pewter]

i dm you

[molten hedge]

Allot of people been asking for the dub edition

[near sigil]

I'm playing gta v in i5 4gen with integrated gpu, 8gb ram and its gives 15 fps so please suggest me some settings to play gta smoothly

[molten hedge]

Plus they need to drop it on PlayStation

[split pewter]

can i dm ya sumthin

[molten canyon]

Hii

[split pewter]

yo

[split pewter]

can i dm yu sumthin

[molten canyon]

How are you

[split pewter]

good

[near sigil]

Please reply

[near sigil]

.

[keen tiger]

[molten canyon]

Yeah

What will eat today??

[buoyant veldt]

bro there is literally nothing you can do. youve got 8gb ram and INTEGRATED GRAPHICS. get a gpu then itll run smoothly

[near sigil]

Thank you brother

[split pewter]

can i show ya sumthin

[untold ermine]

Yooo who tryna run cayo

[twilit tide]

P4?

[uncut marsh]

Hello

How are you guys doing

[rain fjord]

Does somone have the like moped that is the pizzabike without that thing on the back that the can sell to me

[untold ermine]

5

[untold ermine]

U 4?

[torpid grail]

What is going on guys ?

[north patio]

My pronouns are he/knows/everything

[solemn pagoda]

if u talk abt how someone identifies in this chat u will get muted twin

[north patio]

It was joke gng have a lil since of humor bud

[solemn pagoda]

no im tryna warn u cuz it happened to me

[north patio]

Oh ight

[north patio]

Mb gng I was about to throw hands 😭

[molten canyon]

And

[twilit wigeon]

whats gwarning

[north patio]

Idk

[north patio]

Ok

[twilit wigeon]

evening chat

[molten canyon]

@north patio whats your favorite John wick movie??

[crude burrow]

@surreal jetty lock in and drop the update

[north patio]

I'ma be real most likely the 3rd or 2nd one the new one was kinda mid in my opinion

[molten canyon]

Yeah

I like 1 and 4nd

[knotty ridge]

sa

[molten canyon]

@north patio you will be play new John wick game??

[north patio]

Definitely

[ocean nova]

Suit for hire?

[north patio]

My boi were are you from it is 1 pm 😭 over here

[twilit wigeon]

it’s 19:02 for me

[north patio]

UK?

[twilit wigeon]

i’m in London

[north patio]

Ye I thought so

GGs

Love from America my boi

[twilit wigeon]

all i can hear rn is 90 sirens going somewhere

doesnt even surprise me

always smth happening

[north patio]

Rockstar will you delay GTA 6 again 😞

[solemn pagoda]

@twilit wigeon represents all the north London gangsters and single moms

vote for him @twilit wigeon 2027

[twilit wigeon]

Twust

[north patio]

Ngl I was watching a video on tiktok about UKs food wtf is spottedick

[wraith mural]

Should i sell my f1 car to get toreador

[royal meadow]

Hello 👋
Why did block 🚫 me

[twilit wigeon]

i have no idea what that is

most british food is just food that other countries eat

[solemn pagoda]

Why are you still on his dih

[north patio]

Me either it looks hella weird 😭

[twilit wigeon]

burgers, pizzas, chicken, lamb etc

[north patio]

I saw haggas wtf is that 😭😭😭😭😭

[twilit wigeon]

Haggis meat?

[proper owl]

yes

[north patio]

Um yeee

[cloud plank]

Well well well, if it isn’t the terminally online discordian

[twilit wigeon]

Haggis meat is made from like sheep’s insides

[north patio]

Correction you mean librarian

[ocean nova]

Can i borrow 50 thousand dollars

[wraith mural]

Only 1.1m is mad

[ocean nova]

Put a mortgage on your house

[twilit wigeon]

i haven’t been online once today

[cloud plank]

Brother why do you lie 😹 👎

[twilit wigeon]

i’ve been on maybe once to try call someone

[north patio]

I have never lied In my life

[visual meteor]

haggis is more scottish than england iirc

[proper owl]

sell price?

[wraith mural]

yes

[proper owl]

thats rough

[wraith mural]

I baught it for 3.4m

[proper owl]

😭

[cloud plank]

Profit

[proper owl]

in that case just keep it

[cloud plank]

Reverse profit

[proper owl]

its not worth selling just run an extra cayo before you get toreador

[wraith mural]

Yeah i cant do cayo

Dont got kosatka

[north patio]

I have legit 600 million and overall income in GTA online legit

[proper owl]

oh

get one its easy money

[hearty yacht]

ya sure homie

[wraith mural]

Man idk

[wraith mural]

yes finale is ez

Startups are painful

[proper owl]

setups too

[north patio]

Ah you think I'm lying 🤥 okay bud

[proper owl]

i mean theyre a bit annoying at times but still easy

especially if you have mk2

[void heath]

Startups are quick you just need to know the shortcuts, like the longfin

[proper owl]

and you do it the right way

[wraith mural]

Yeah i sold mine

[hearty yacht]

na im just say "sure homie" aJAJAJA

[proper owl]

why

[wraith mural]

🙏

[void heath]

Raiju cuts off all of the startups in half trust me

[proper owl]

bruh

[wraith mural]

got bored of it

[proper owl]

fair

[wraith mural]

and ppl targeted me

[north patio]

Oh ight

[wraith mural]

i couldnt play the game

[north patio]

I used to grind everyday on the game and make bread

[hearty yacht]

congrat buddy

xd

[north patio]

And ngl I've only been playing 😭 for 5 years

[hearty yacht]

[north patio]

I started In like 2019 2020 I think

[wraith mural]

why wont my phone open?

[pallid hornet]

How have you not played since launch

[north patio]

Skill issue

[north patio]

Dude I was 9 when it released 😭

[pallid hornet]

Bruh

[north patio]

Tfym 😭😭😭

[pallid hornet]

Youngin

[hearty yacht]

youngin

fr

[north patio]

Im 21 😭😭

[hearty yacht]

exactly younginXD

[pallid hornet]

😭 😹

[north patio]

Lmao 🤣

How old are y'all 😭

[proper owl]

22

[uncut abyss]

I was 16 🤣

[hearty yacht]

im 13 dawg

[pallid hornet]

25

[hearty yacht]

from dr house

reference moment

[north patio]

Yea you can't be talking bud you weren't even born when GTA 5 released 😭

[north patio]

😭 UNC

Jesus

[dusky mountain]

Baba yaga is here

[north patio]

I feel like a child

[pallid hornet]

You’re unc too 4 years older then you lmao

[opaque escarp]

Yo could someone help me out with a issue

[proper owl]

?

[north patio]

?

[proper owl]

uhh what

[pallid hornet]

💀

[proper owl]

that sounds so wrong

[opaque escarp]

I lost my gmail acct for rockstar. How do I go about changing that email even though I cannot access it

[north patio]

Wtf are you on

[summer plover]

corn balls

[north patio]

Is that supposed to be like a snack

[dusky mountain]

What the hell did I js read 🥀

[proper owl]

contact official rockstar support. open a ticket. demand a real officer and state that you can't play the game anymore even though you paid for it and legally own it. offer to give them proof of account ownership and they should be able to help you out to change the email tied to your rockstar account.

[opaque escarp]

I’ve submitted multiple tickets and they reply immediately and it’s AI generated and it keeps sending to the same link to make a ticket

[north patio]

Ong 🤣

[hearty yacht]

HAHAHA

[proper owl]

(shouldnt matter on what account you create the ticket)

[north patio]

I don't really play GTA online anymore tho

[proper owl]

ive seen more people say this, the time i got this issue fixed was a while ago so they might have changed the way they work ever since

[north patio]

I got my own business

[summer plover]

gta fell off we’re waiting for 6

[north patio]

Same

[proper owl]

all i can say is state that you cant play the game even though you paid for it, demand human support and offer to give them proof of ownership

[opaque escarp]

Like I’ve bought 2 gtas bc I lost an email

[north patio]

Atp just wait for 6

[opaque escarp]

It won’t even I’ve demanded it to automated reply

[slow halo]

is there still a money bonus for gta z discord

[opaque escarp]

Well, no, I’m trying to play some 5M and it requires me to login and I just re-downloaded GTA to play 5M again

[north patio]

Oh ok

[slow halo]

Cro

[opaque escarp]

Yes sir

I kinda with they had like a support chat or a number or something

[proper owl]

they do have a live chat support

[opaque escarp]

Could you send me the link?

I seen on Reddit that they have it. I can’t find it.

[proper owl]

i dont think there is a link for it

i just got a pop up to use it once

[opaque escarp]

Oh

[proper owl]

i dont know how exactly you get the option

sorry

[ivory salmon]

rockstar offonline erorr help pls

[marsh phoenix]

Yo can anybody buy me gta v on steam

[opaque escarp]

Nah it’s all good bro

[quartz wyvern]

Im playing gta online online right now and i realized that there’s literally nothing to do in this game. This game is no longer fun like how it was during the ps3 era where it just felt authentic. You get a lot of money then what?

[opaque escarp]

This is what chat gbt said On the contact form you might see a Chat/Live Chat option along with email — but it only shows up for certain problems and when agents are available.

[pallid lynx]

True that. I get on just to buy cars and pvp

[ivory salmon]

Are you making a meme or not? 600.67 I'll be wrong, writes offonline

[proud tide]

Hi

[marsh phoenix]

Can anyone pls buy me gta v

[cosmic turret]

what do i get in return

the price of gta 5?

[quartz wyvern]

Get gta 6 instead lil bro

[solemn pagoda]

Exactly

No point in getting gta 5 now

[fallen ice]

Gotta earn it son or get gta 6 instead

[marsh phoenix]

Bro i will edit your videos or anything in return

[solemn pagoda]

Don’t say ‘anything’

Bc you know damn well u won’t do ‘anything’

[uneven wing]

anyone wanna do pvp with fighter jets?

[marsh phoenix]

Shii i mean only editing

[solemn pagoda]

There’s no point in getting gta 5 now when gta 6 is around the corner

[marsh phoenix]

Bro i haven't even played gta v how can i go straight to gta 6 fam

[solemn pagoda]

A bunch people buy gta 6 without playing gta 5

[dusky mountain]

Potato

[marsh phoenix]

I wanna play gta v man it's been my dream game since childhood but now when i finally got my pc got no money

[solemn pagoda]

What’s better tho, GTA 5 or 6

If I were you I’d go for 6 man because it’s js finna be a waste of money if ur gonna be playing gta 5 when we all are gonna be playing gta 6

[marsh phoenix]

For me gta 5 is better i still have a few months tho

[solemn pagoda]

It’s already march, November is literally around the corner

Plus ik u saying that now cuz u don’t have gta 5 but trust me on this gang, your better off saving money and buying GTA 6

[marsh phoenix]

I've grown up watching gta V on youtube

I want to experience it for a few months

[solemn pagoda]

So you already know what your expecting, also a reason why u should go for 6 brochacho

But aye I won’t stop u

[spark tulip]

I bought the Vigilante

[dusky mountain]

Potato

[spark tulip]

Vrotato

[dusky mountain]

Potatoful

[marsh phoenix]

Buy me gng

[solemn pagoda]

absolutely not

I’m saving up for gta 6 brochacho

Plus ain’t gta 5 like 20 bucks

[broken badger]

You've never played gta v?

[marsh phoenix]

Nahh man

I just got my first pc

[solemn pagoda]

Isn’t it better for him to just go for gta 6

[broken badger]

I have $100 in my Xbox account just for GTA 6 lol

[broken badger]

Yeah

[solemn pagoda]

@marsh phoenix exactly

[broken badger]

If you've watched the entire thing on yt it makes no sense to spend $20 on it now

[solemn pagoda]

I don’t wanna do anything yet cuz idk if they gonna release different versions like normal, deluxe or collectors

[broken badger]

Maybe you'll even get gta 6 on sale for the same price

[solemn pagoda]

Exactly there’s no point if you already know what your expecting in the game @marsh phoenix

[latent bough]

Ngl gta 4 car suspensions look cartoony

[broken badger]

Black Friday is 8 days after GTA 6 release

[marsh phoenix]

Yea still..

[solemn pagoda]

There’s no way their putting gta 6 on Black Friday

Absolutely no way

[north patio]

Does anyone here play TCSM

[nimble parrot]

@solemn pagoda
They could, for 0% off.

[dusky mountain]

I'm the one and only almighty DMod microwave

[broken badger]

Aren't all games discounted on the Xbox store on black friday?

Let's see tho

Only time can tell

[solemn pagoda]

Not 8 days after it releases

That would be ridiculous

Maybe like 2 or 3 months in

[indigo gazelle]

I have 600 dolla in my psn wallet, ready for forza6, gta vi, 007 , and more

[nimble parrot]

No, @torpid harbor and @marsh mulch are.

[solemn pagoda]

600 Jesus

[dusky mountain]

The one and only DMod microwave

[indigo gazelle]

Something wrong?

Aint that bad

There are gamers who buy every game as collectors edition

[nimble parrot]

No, @deep zenithod@marsh mulch is.

[solemn pagoda]

I might buy gta 6 if there’s a collectors edition

[dusky mountain]

This is unfair

[opal thicket]

Guys, how much did you sell your weed farm buisness with the 2x? pls someone answer

[broken badger]

I have gamepass so I get to play Microsoft games, EA games, ubisoft games, and a few other games without buying them

[rich bridge]

Who wanna know abt the cayo glitch dm me

[solemn pagoda]

€250 max tho

[indigo gazelle]

Uhh i have game pass ultimate n ps plus premium

[broken badger]

Do you get to play forza with ps plus?

[opal thicket]

Guys, how much did you sell your weed farm buisness with the 2x? pls someone answer

[indigo gazelle]

No

[indigo gazelle]

Xbox game pass yh

Which forza

[broken badger]

My prediction forthe GTA 6 price is somewhere between $60 and $80

[indigo gazelle]

I bet 80 to 100

[broken badger]

All

[solemn pagoda]

Depends if they do 3 versions of the game

[indigo gazelle]

Hell no, forza motorsport n forza horizon 5 is the only ones on games pass

[solemn pagoda]

As in normal, deluxe, collectors edition

[broken badger]

Oh, never noticed that

[solemn pagoda]

I think gta 6 gonna be 80 bucks tho

[indigo gazelle]

Fh 4 u cant buy anymore

[indigo gazelle]

Well digital

[broken badger]

What's the difference between these editions?

Like I have GTA V standard so idk

[solemn pagoda]

Normal you only get the game, deluxe you get the game w a few add ons and collectors edition you usually get a steel book and a figure

Depends tho, Spider-Man’s collectors edition had a figure

[indigo gazelle]

Normal is standard, deluxe comes with like dlcs n weapons for instance, collectors comes with irl physical items

[broken badger]

What are these add-ons like?

[indigo gazelle]

Weapons, cars

[solemn pagoda]

Idk brochacho the game didn’t release yet

[indigo gazelle]

Example

[solemn pagoda]

Usually that and like a ton of cash

[indigo gazelle]

Yh

I have re7 collectors

[broken badger]

Idk I think gta 5 was released 13 years ago, no?

[solid kite]

Hey is it alright if I drop a fundraiser here? We need money for our school project we are making a romantic drama and we are at $1,160 and we need $400. Thank you.

[indigo gazelle]

Came with all dlcs , a letter , a vhs tape, and a huge figure house which is heavy

[indigo gazelle]

U have enough money

[broken badger]

What do yall think the first mission will be like?

They aren't predictable

So it won't start with a heist

[zealous hill]

Straight up banging

[solid kite]

We gotta think about catering and paying actors and actress extra money will go a long way

[zealous hill]

Refering to vice city

[mental drum]

200

[zealous hill]

Coming to vice city

No something in vice

[broken badger]

They won't do that

[zealous hill]

Directly in vice city

[mental drum]

Really

We’re talking abt rockstar here

[broken badger]

They want as much sales as possible so the game will definitely be more affordable than it is expensive

[mental drum]

They’ve developed this game for years and once they release it EVERYONE will buy it no matter the price

Ofc thier gonna up the price at first so they make a ton of money

[broken badger]

As much as they're money hungry they wanna break records more lol

It won't be 200

[mental drum]

Ik but everyones buying it no matter what

[dusky mountain]

I have a question for you if you don't mind?

[mental drum]

It will be 100$+

Maybe 160

[broken badger]

A platinum edition would be $100+

[zealous hill]

sup

[mental drum]

Yeah

[dusky mountain]

Do you have Discord?

[zealous hill]

Wdym

[dusky mountain]

Like an app, you got Discord installed?

[zealous hill]

I don't have a personal sv

[lusty portal]

how do i put myself as a président of a motor club psl

[zealous hill]

Bro

The sarcasm

😭

[dusky mountain]

What sarcasm

[zealous hill]

what you yapping abt BRO

[dusky mountain]

Do You Have Discord?

[zealous hill]

yessir

[dusky mountain]

That's nice to hear

Thank you for your time

Have a nice day

[zealous hill]

Pay me

Send me money

[nimble parrot]

[zealous hill]

this wasn't for free

[pliant temple]

Hello chat.

I am here.

[dusky mountain]

May I offer you a divestment opportunity?

[zealous hill]

What the fk we even doing

[nimble parrot]

No, @ocean pilot is here.

[zealous hill]

This wasn't for free

C'mon pay me now

[pliant temple]

May The soul of the ayotollah strike you down with thunder.

[dusky mountain]

That's why I'm trying to offer you a divestment opportunity

Our brand new microwave

[lethal field]

I need help getting the narrator skin, two more people too, DM me.

[pliant temple]

No.

[dusky mountain]

It got everything you need

[nimble parrot]

[zealous hill]

Bro the spelling is wrong

This business is gonna flop before it starts

[dusky mountain]

It's more of a lifestyle

Besides

What more can I do?

[zealous hill]

What are you even on

Pay me now send me asap

[dusky mountain]

Hopium

[dusky mountain]

Send you where

[lethal field]

Two people to help my friend and me get the announcer skin, level 40 and level 60 (My friend and I)

[zealous hill]

do you use wise?

[dusky mountain]

I like your magic words wise man

[zealous hill]

Be wise bro

[pliant temple]

Be wide

[dusky mountain]

@stable karma

[pliant temple]

Now ik that ain't an issue for you tubby mfs

[placid grove]

Hi Ethan 🫂

[flat herald]

hi chat

[south prairie]

♿️

[strange scaffold]

yo guys

who wanna play gta?

[dusky mountain]

Could you tell me where is the boss?

[pliant temple]

Hm

[south prairie]

whats gta

[strange scaffold]

online

[zealous hill]

Spread em

[strange scaffold]

i need help on domsday act

[pliant temple]

Now.

[south prairie]

oh

[pliant temple]

Calm down there partner 🤠👌🏿

[empty depot]

| like to stick myself in the ground paint myself orange and my head green so l become a carrot

[main pagoda]

any latest news on the rdr2 port for current generation?

[dusky mountain]

Who are you

[pliant temple]

You wouldn't want Bertha running off again.

[dusky mountain]

One day I will delete this app

[strange scaffold]

wanna play?

[near sigil]

I'm playing gta v in i5 4gen with integrated gpu, 8gb ram and its gives 15 fps so please suggest me some settings to play gta smoothly

[haughty oar]

Ethan ❤️

[dusky mountain]

May I offer you a divestment opportunity?

[haughty oar]

no

[dusky mountain]

Why

[zealous hill]

Who the fuck is Ethan

😭

[uneven field]

AFSOC MILSIM

• looking for pilots
• ground teams
• pvp players

TEAMWORK BASED

• join the flight and ground squadrons
• discord and mic required

DM me to join 🫡

[mortal niche]

#1477762090591584337

[dusky mountain]

We may never find out

[pliant temple]

Good

This website is a cancer.

[zealous hill]

Spread em

[dusky mountain]

Can I ask you a question if you don't mind?

[pliant temple]

Depends

No

[dusky mountain]

I don't care

[uneven field]

Rip

Worth it

[pliant temple]

The Big bad wolf is here.

[uneven field]

Timmy tough knuckles ova here

[pliant temple]

Aye don't lemme catch you lackin cuz

[zealous hill]

Baddy wolf

[pliant temple]

The one n only

[dusky mountain]

Do you have an RPS-18m 25mm laser cannon with an underbarrel grenade launcher perchance?

[zealous hill]

Tuff boy

[pliant temple]

I have a brrt

[dusky mountain]

Everyone does

[pliant temple]

It goes brrt

[dusky mountain]

That's why I'd like to offer you a divestment opportunity

[whole kiln]

I have gta 6 development

[pliant temple]

Ok bro

[dusky mountain]

Verily, I say unto thee, 'Twas a most cordial and kindly sentiment. Mayhap, thou dost beseech my boon and gratitude, good fellow?

[pliant temple]

Derecck has GTA 6 guys

[dusky mountain]

Derreck holy shit

[zealous hill]

The interest is charging bro

I don't talk for free

You pay me

[pliant temple]

👃

[dusky mountain]

Why

Respect my authoritah

[pliant temple]

You have no power here.

[dusky mountain]

I am a microwave

I have just everything I need

[pliant temple]

Go support your family and feed the kids you bum

[dusky mountain]

I am a microwave

[pliant temple]

Yes

[zealous hill]

Feed the homeless bro

Who's gonna feed them

[dusky mountain]

The shadow government

[pliant temple]

Man fuck the Homeless

[zealous hill]

Fuck them

Fr

PANZER

Them

😎

[dusky mountain]

Biscoff

I have a question

[zealous hill]

$100 per question

[dusky mountain]

No

[zealous hill]

+taxes

[pliant temple]

I Minecrapped myself 🤣👌🏿

[dusky mountain]

Happens

[zealous hill]

S s sniped

[pliant temple]

Haha get it guys

Tax evasion joke!

Guys I'm so funny right?

Haha?

[dusky mountain]

Right right right