general-chat

[jolly lotus]

Im gonna scramble the maze bank.

[visual meteor]

start an uprising🙏🙏🙏

[round hollow]

scrsmble rockstar

[lucid hazel]

it was on supernanny

[stuck tusk]

Any lefty’s here? Random

[lucid hazel]

im not joking

[round hollow]

isn't supernanny that crazy aunt

[visual meteor]

why am I not suprised😭😭😭😭

[lucid hazel]

babysitter idk

[dusky mountain]

Against an eggocaust

[visual meteor]

is there a specific reason for that🤔

[jolly lotus]

No.

[visual meteor]

understandable

I wish u luck

[dusky mountain]

Probably was a spoiled egg

[keen tiger]

@visual meteor do u have gta+?

Pls say no 😭💔

[visual meteor]

nope why

[keen tiger]

Good. Is a scam

[visual meteor]

😭

[olive pivot]

what does gta+ even help with

[keen tiger]

Not shit

[olive pivot]

except like more money on heist or whatever

[visual meteor]

dont u get like most rockstar games free tho

[keen tiger]

Games most ppl already have? Yes

[visual meteor]

fairs

[keen tiger]

I mean yes there’s free cars and extra bonuses on jobs but cmon now

[visual meteor]

I dont play gta enough to justify having gta+ lmao

[dusky mountain]

Eggdude where are you

[dusky mountain]

Are you still with us

[visual meteor]

oh no😭😭😭😭

[dusky mountain]

He got scrambled😭

[visual meteor]

bro might literally be getting cooked rn

[visual meteor]

rip he was a great egg

☹️😞🙏

[dusky mountain]

Rip

Fly high

[keen tiger]

Yeah I farted so

[visual meteor]

I dont think rockstar likes eggs,they muted them💀😭

[visual meteor]

lovely🙏🙏🙏

[fierce spade]

Egg will be back in 4m 30s

[olive pivot]

muted who

[dusky mountain]

What did he got scrambled for

[visual meteor]

Egg

[olive pivot]

oh

[dusky mountain]

This is unfair

[visual meteor]

they didnt want him to take over poland🫩

[dusky mountain]

I should've died, not him

[broken merlin]

hi

[olive pivot]

how do you know he's muted

[random anvil]

Sup

[keen tiger]

Cuz he's not talking

[visual meteor]

dms

[keen tiger]

Lol

[olive pivot]

oh

[visual meteor]

😭

[broken merlin]

bored

[fierce spade]

Hi

[random anvil]

Who

[fierce spade]

Hi

[broken merlin]

hi how are u

[fierce spade]

@jolly lotus

[random anvil]

No idea who that is

[dusky mountain]

Newgen

[keen tiger]

Sounds like an egg that's a boy

[fierce spade]

Rockstar Games turned them into a scrambled egg

[fierce spade]

Tired and sleepy

[warm dawn]

what going👀

[random anvil]

@fading stone what you having with it? Bacon

[fierce spade]

Copycat. I had bacon for breakfast

[keen tiger]

I'm thinking about making tugboat musket battles in creator

[random anvil]

Banging breakfast ngl 🔥

[keen tiger]

That's as far as I am today. Thinking about something

[round hollow]

blues in the sky

[fierce spade]

Uhh nothing is inside of me right now, no

[visual meteor]

uh guys egg is planning to attack😭

[warm dawn]

ohh😮

[tender tundra]

hello

[visual meteor]

helloo

[warm dawn]

tugboat musket mean?

[fierce spade]

Bacon with scrambled eggs in a baguette with strawberry jam spread

[warm dawn]

hi👀

[visual meteor]

strawberry jam yum

[jolly lotus]

THE EGGGG IS BACK

[random anvil]

Yeah imma make food now. I'm hungry thanks

[visual meteor]

omg yipee!!!!

[fierce spade]

Welcome back

[jolly lotus]

Silence you fake egg

[random anvil]

Good to meet you

[warm dawn]

why mostly people not chat in this server?👀

[olive pivot]

hi

[fierce spade]

I'm going to eat you

[jolly lotus]

I know what one has said.

[keen tiger]

I'm trying to chat dude

What do you want me to do yell over these guys lol

[visual meteor]

💀😭

[random anvil]

Wait... I have met him @fierce spade I made a "Can I crack you?" Joke

[marsh furnace]

Everyone chat everyday here

[olive pivot]

this server was completely dead a few hours ago

[fierce spade]

⏸️

[keen tiger]

He's probably asking why no one's talking to him It's people that know each other talking which is cool but I understand what he's saying. People are talking through people lol. Not that there's anything wrong with that either LMAO jus answering your question

[dusky mountain]

I gtg

[warm dawn]

but not active like other server👀 usually 3-4 days chat one time

[jolly lotus]

Sure bud. But first look outside.

[olive pivot]

goodbye refridgerator

[random anvil]

Bro hes an egg

[random anvil]

?

[visual meteor]

goodbye

[marsh furnace]

I'm not even surprised

[random anvil]

😂

[jolly lotus]

The eggy van is here

[fierce spade]

How many minutes do you guys like your boiled eggs?

[warm dawn]

you are talking with me🥺 it more than enough for me😗

[keen tiger]

I'm trying lol

[jolly lotus]

🚐 GET IN MY VAN

[random anvil]

2 maybe

[keen tiger]

I'll probably just log off for now lol

[tame tinsel]

30 seconds

[fierce spade]

What the helly

[warm dawn]

till egg not get hard👀

[craggy wedge]

If Someone Look For Big Active Crew On GTA Online Enhanced, DM Me..

[tame tinsel]

Yes?

[jolly lotus]

Yk who my fave kingsman character is?

Eggsy

[warm dawn]

kido your age?

[fallow pilot]

Did anyone just buy the casino penthouse so you could spawn in the casino to remove the risk of being bombed on the way over

[warm dawn]

i don't have much idea about gta 5👀 i'm new also

[tired mesa]

Hi guys

[broken merlin]

idk till they look good

[wintry isle]

Kei truck is so fast and sexy

[mighty oyster]

can anyone tell me how to fix rdr2 crashing with mods?

[fierce spade]

So you can see through the egg while it's being boiled? 😯

[wintry isle]

Try to delete the mods

[olive pivot]

I just liked the casino penthouse

[ivory bay]

dutch got no plan this time

[broken merlin]

yes i can!

[warm dawn]

Just touch them and check

And put salt in water so, they not break

[fierce spade]

I don't think anyone here has boiled an egg

Wilted rose emoji

[broken merlin]

🥀

[tame tinsel]

💀

[warm dawn]

I tell this by my experience 🫥

[tame tinsel]

I am sure everyone did but no one has the time to answer this unnecessary questions yk

[fierce spade]

So you touched an egg while it's being boiled and you went like "Hmm.. nope, not cooked enough yet" - then drops it back into the water

By just touching the egg shell?

[heavy tide]

Whats with this egg chat?

[fierce spade]

We love eggs

[jolly lotus]

Egg

[wintry isle]

Eggs stink

[warm dawn]

Yeah by touching shell. You can feel it

[tame tinsel]

W profile

[jolly lotus]

Shut up zephyr eggs are not stinky

[warm dawn]

Try it once👀

[nimble eagle]

Hey guys

[wintry isle]

Stinky ahh eggs

[tame tinsel]

Bro insulted the egg king

[fierce spade]

That is not how it works

[jolly lotus]

Stinky cat

[tame tinsel]

Lol

[jolly lotus]

Fight me cat.

[nimble eagle]

Hey guys

[wintry isle]

Smelly farty egg

[tame tinsel]

Woah

[warm dawn]

I can proof it by record vedio of boiling eggs 😤

[warm dawn]

Who is cat here?

[nimble eagle]

Is anyone watching Cricket T20 World Cup (India VS Zimbabwe) now?

[round hollow]

mid game

[mighty oyster]

mhm

[round hollow]

💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

[fierce spade]

@jolly lotus will be back in 10 minutes

[nimble eagle]

What's your country

[tame tinsel]

lol

[round hollow]

south africa

[nimble eagle]

Ohh I watched that one

[round hollow]

Markham clutched

[warm dawn]

No one👀cricket boycott after war👀

[nimble eagle]

Wdym?

[heavy tide]

just thought that I'd put out there that I also, like eggs

[fierce spade]

Eggboy sends his regards

[warm dawn]

That mean from that time African girl giving me lecture 🥺🫢

[warm dawn]

Leave it👀

[nimble eagle]

Ok if you say so

[heavy tide]

🥚

[nimble eagle]

What are you doing just change the topic

Egg egg egg just leave it

[fierce spade]

We love eggs

[nimble eagle]

I am tired of hearing egg again and again

[unique arch]

hello

[heavy tide]

Egg

[nimble eagle]

Bro I said to leave

[warm dawn]

Me also bored. Okay bye you guys enjoy 💕

[nimble eagle]

Ok see you soon

[heavy tide]

You're not my supervisor

[nimble eagle]

Bro I said you politely that leave the topic , Divyansh is also saying teg same

[heavy tide]

Bro you should politely relax

[nimble eagle]

Ok sorry 😔

[mighty oyster]

this is why I need help

because, i'm no man with the plan no more

[heavy tide]

Me too

[nimble eagle]

👍

[heavy tide]

What do you need help with?

[tame tinsel]

So this means you love egg boy?

[fierce spade]

No?

[tame tinsel]

Bruh?

You are so weird

[mighty oyster]

my dinput8.dll won't load the asi in

[nimble eagle]

I love cricket

[heavy tide]

Not gonna lie none of that meant a single thing to me

[mortal niche]

#1476350927333097624

[ivory bay]

@coarse depot help mr dutch pls

[fierce spade]

Weird is subjective

[heavy tide]

Weird is wonderful as long as it isn't harmful tbf

[nimble eagle]

Guys , gonna be asking a controversial question (CR7 or Messi)?

[heavy tide]

Rooney

[mighty oyster]

@coarse depot Arthur Ma Boy, I need help

[nimble eagle]

Nice choice

[heavy tide]

I HEARD that

[nimble eagle]

But I will choose CR7

[fierce spade]

Tahiti

[mighty oyster]

Tahiti

[fierce spade]

Have some god damn faith Arthur

[nimble eagle]

Who's Tahiti?

[fierce spade]

We. Need. MONEY

MONEY

[tame tinsel]

You are so stupid

[heavy tide]

Get out of my head

[fierce spade]

I have a plan

[nimble eagle]

Then go beg if you need money

[tame tinsel]

Yeah

[round hollow]

i couldn't care less bro

[fierce spade]

Not knowing RDR2 quotes and being here 🥀

[heavy tide]

We can't go back to Blackwater

[tame tinsel]

It’s not a roleplay chat btw

[fierce spade]

Block button exists btw

[tame tinsel]

You see you are the only one saying it

[nimble eagle]

Yeah

[tame tinsel]

Do it but you will always be rude as you are

[nimble eagle]

Whos Tahiti.

[tame tinsel]

In your way of talking

[heavy tide]

You're the one being hostile tbf bro

[fierce spade]

^

[tame tinsel]

Bro are you her lawyer?

[jolly lotus]

Egg

[heavy tide]

Nah just a rational person

[fierce spade]

Holy 4k projection

[nimble eagle]

Guys just don't fight, be cool guys 💪💪

[open crescent]

Dm me now

[fierce spade]

I'm cool

[random anvil]

No

[nimble eagle]

Good 👍

[open crescent]

Dm me bro

[heavy tide]

who?

[fierce spade]

@random anvil DM him

[nimble eagle]

No bro I can't sorry

[random anvil]

Hell nah

[ivory bay]

vice vault works for rockstar

@woeful ruin dutch needs help

[keen tiger]

How much

[ivory bay]

irl or gta

[random anvil]

I ain't a prostitute

[open crescent]

1bill

[nimble eagle]

Good try,but not me doing that

[fierce spade]

@mighty oyster

[open crescent]

Bro send friends request

[fierce spade]

HE GOT MONEY

[hoary iris]

Anyone want their acc modded?

[keen tiger]

Leave it in brown paper bag at the dock at midnight. No cops

[nimble eagle]

Nah

[keen tiger]

And you'll get Nancy Gunthrie back

[heavy tide]

🚩

[open crescent]

Ok

[nimble eagle]

I'm sexy or not?😂

[keen tiger]

Bro you are an anime guy

I have no idea

[nimble eagle]

Bro I'm just joking , dont take it serious

😂

[heavy tide]

5/10

[nimble eagle]

Good 👍

[mental wharf]

Your time is up my time is now

[keen tiger]

My bad I didn't mean to take your question as being a question

I would have peeped you

[waxen kayak]

Who wants to by me gta 6 on drop?

[heavy tide]

👀

[pale panther]

And why would we?

[keen tiger]

I mean if he's having self-confidence issues I was going to help man dang

[heavy tide]

king

[waxen kayak]

Because I’m a fat chud slob who deserves it

[heavy tide]

king

[pale panther]

Want one? Do these 2

Get a job
Go to gym

[waxen kayak]

Yo mods?

[waxen kayak]

Oh brother

[plucky sonnet]

can i run gta with 128 mb vram?

[nimble eagle]

It just don't matter to me cause I have no source of GTA

[heavy tide]

What's going to the gym gonna do? lop

[buoyant veldt]

yeah that guy really tohught he was funny bruh

[pale panther]

To lose weight?

[waxen kayak]

LUL

[safe meteor]

Goofy goobers

[buoyant veldt]

gym makes you tuff and have aura

[heavy tide]

He wants gta6 not less mass

[jolly lotus]

When is gta 5 released

[keen tiger]

I hope you got to read some of that gaba lol, that was actually good pros

[restive magnet]

j

[waxen kayak]

Literally this dude gets me

[waxen kayak]

Nah

[heavy tide]

fellow king 👑

[pale panther]

Touch grass

[mighty oyster]

hi

[waxen kayak]

Yup

[keen tiger]

I don't trust Simon's PFP

[nimble eagle]

Guys you forgot me 😭😞

[hallow light]

fr

[heavy tide]

no

I HATE grass

[waxen kayak]

Who’s this dood

[pale panther]

You look cute in ur pfp Dutch

[keen tiger]

What would you do if you woke up and there was a bunch of grass just falling on you and when you looked around there was a bunch of butts made of grass just everywhere like you were in the sea of butts made of grass

[nimble eagle]

I'm the only one 😂

[waxen kayak]

Who

[heavy tide]

assume I was home?

[pale panther]

Idk g()()n?

[keen tiger]

Yes

[nimble eagle]

Bro you can see my name

[simple wadi]

Who else is waiting for GTA 6?

[mighty oyster]

why thank you

[waxen kayak]

Not a bad shout

[nimble eagle]

Me

[waxen kayak]

?

[mighty oyster]

i'm waiting for tahiti

[keen tiger]

Also yes

[nimble eagle]

?

[keen tiger]

Simon hey Simon

[waxen kayak]

You gud

[simple wadi]

Me too, but I need to sell something to get a PS5 and spend the last 100 euros on GTA 6.

[keen tiger]

Talk to me dude I need to understand your people please give me like 2 minutes please I'm asking as man to man

[pale panther]

Hey

[nimble eagle]

Ya thanks,you?

[keen tiger]

Okay dude I got to know when you kids like hit on chicks now

[waxen kayak]

?

[heavy tide]

the fuck?

[nimble eagle]

I'm asking for your good or bad?

[waxen kayak]

Who me

[plucky sonnet]

can i run gta 5 with 128 mb vram?

[nimble eagle]

Yeah

[pale panther]

Sent u a dm

[keen tiger]

Do u guys ask "yo can I g()()n"

[waxen kayak]

Dunno him like that

[keen tiger]

Because if you do that would be so hilarious

[heavy tide]

Can I run gta6 with a treadmill?

[waxen kayak]

Not really

[nimble eagle]

Wdym?

[keen tiger]

It's one of my favorite new words you guys invented

[waxen kayak]

Wdym?

[nimble eagle]

Bro leave it

[heavy tide]

wdym

[waxen kayak]

What am I leaving

[pale panther]

Go get a dumbell and hit it to ur head hardly

[keen tiger]

You don't want to know what you're leaving

[nimble eagle]

No no I am saying just leave the topic

[keen tiger]

That's how much you want to leave

The topic that you're leaving that you don't know that you're leaving you know

[heavy tide]

I know bad advice when I see it

[waxen kayak]

What topic? you are confusing me big dood

[keen tiger]

What is confusion If not for confused

[nimble eagle]

Bro how are you?

[keen tiger]

The art of the fusion of con

[heavy tide]

Egg

[waxen kayak]

Wdym?

[nimble eagle]

You have a brain or not?

[pale panther]

I have a big ckid

[keen tiger]

Bro Don't do that

[waxen kayak]

Who me or you accidentally replied to me I’m confused

[jolly lotus]

Im gonna try say a bad thing

[keen tiger]

Dude if you say what I think you're going to say I'm going to laugh

[jolly lotus]

The shitzu kei truck is bad

[plucky sonnet]

vro pls reply

[keen tiger]

Oh that's not it

[waxen kayak]

Who me

[nimble eagle]

Nah bro you can't run GTA 5 on that specs

[plucky sonnet]

but whut if i can?

[pale panther]

Don't redeem it

[nimble eagle]

Bruh it's almost impossible

[waxen kayak]

Good for you I guess won’t really help any of us with that information

[plucky sonnet]

i can run it

[nimble eagle]

How?

[plucky sonnet]

tanks

[keen tiger]

He has the chaos flower bundle

[plucky sonnet]

gods grace

[nimble eagle]

Tanks?

[nimble eagle]

?

[plucky sonnet]

thanks...........

[nimble eagle]

But for what.

[plucky sonnet]

tanks is thanks

[nimble eagle]

For what are you saying thanks to me?

[plucky sonnet]

dis

oops wrong msg

mb

[nimble eagle]

Guys I am leaving , it's already 10:00 pm in India

[waxen kayak]

You don’t even look old enough to play gta im reporting you

[waxen kayak]

Oh hell nah

[plucky sonnet]

same twn

[nimble eagle]

But why?

[nimble eagle]

From where you are.

[plucky sonnet]

south

[nimble eagle]

State?

Oh I'm from Punjab

[plucky sonnet]

ohok

[nimble eagle]

Age?

[plucky sonnet]

16

[nimble eagle]

Mine is 15

Your name BTW?

[waxen kayak]

What am I reading

[elfin trench]

Is the fleece job about the criminal mastermind

[plucky sonnet]

im turning 17 dis july

[solemn pagoda]

So real what the hell

[nimble eagle]

You know about India?

[nimble eagle]

I'm turning 16 this April

[waxen kayak]

Not really

[nimble eagle]

Bro your name ?

[wintry isle]

Who invited all these indians

[nimble eagle]

Then leave it

[waxen kayak]

Fr

Yo mods ban these kids there not 18+

[nimble eagle]

Bro can't Indians talk on this group

[round hollow]

asking the same

[elfin trench]

Is the fleeca job about the criminal mastermind?

[nimble eagle]

It's free for all

[waxen kayak]

No

[plucky sonnet]

pls💔 🥹 🙏 dont

[nimble eagle]

Are you the supervisor?

[heavy tide]

you american?

[nimble eagle]

Bruh don't worry they are just judging us

[plucky sonnet]

supervisor hits hard❤️‍🩹

[waxen kayak]

Mexican but born in America but deported by Ice

[plucky sonnet]

trust me idc

[round hollow]

lucky

[waxen kayak]

Ik the janitor

[plucky sonnet]

achievment to get out

[waxen kayak]

I guess

[nimble eagle]

You are the janitor , not em

[round hollow]

should've gave them a hint ab other PPL there free money brochacho

[heavy tide]

please leave your culture at home we just wanna hang and have have fun

[nimble eagle]

Yes bro i am just saying the same but he is judging both of us

[waxen kayak]

Who me

[waxen kayak]

You said money?

[waxen kayak]

?

[round hollow]

yeah

[plucky sonnet]

dont bring me into ts vro i dont mind anything

[heavy tide]

yea dont start being racist

[waxen kayak]

How much money

[waxen kayak]

Who me

[round hollow]

alot if ice catch em

[waxen kayak]

Wha do you mean by a lot?

[round hollow]

alot of cash brudda

[nimble eagle]

Ok sorry guys

[waxen kayak]

Like in the thousands

[nimble eagle]

I became hyper

[round hollow]

most likely

[nimble eagle]

Sorry everyone

[waxen kayak]

I know a Jewish lawyer he’s cool

[round hollow]

he dont need more money

what is fhst pfp

[waxen kayak]

No like I’m also Jewish we yes I mean we (Jewish lawyer) get more cash

[round hollow]

a Mexican Jew?

u ain't Mexican pal

[plucky sonnet]

i love that fact that nobodys paying heed to itzharman😭

[tiny ore]

I need more money. I spent a lot on the mansion

[waxen kayak]

My father is half Jewish and my mother is full Mexican

[nimble eagle]

Aww bro you care for me ,thanks , you made me cry

[round hollow]

unlucky broski ur Mexican

howd my msg get deleted

[waxen kayak]

I’ve got super powers dude

[waxen kayak]

Honestly I dunno

[round hollow]

good one mods

[nimble eagle]

Ge4ji from which city are you in Karnataka?

[quasi nimbus]

Hu

[short slate]

guys i cant see any missions can anyone help mee ?

[round hollow]

not even against the rules btw talking ab nations is allowed

[plucky sonnet]

idk vro

[solar ivy]

who is algerian in the chat ??

[round hollow]

not me

[quasi nimbus]

You

[nimble eagle]

You don't know ?

[round hollow]

holy don't include me

[plucky sonnet]

im uneducated twn

[waxen kayak]

Lmao

[round hollow]

don't cross the line pal

[nimble eagle]

Oh okay

[waxen kayak]

My bad

[nimble eagle]

I'm from Hoshiarpur in Punjab

[waxen kayak]

Tbh I’m not even Jewish or Mexican😔

[quasi nimbus]

Hi

[plucky sonnet]

dint ask

[round hollow]

i figured

u weren't deported

[waxen kayak]

No I lied

[nimble eagle]

But I felt pleasure in informing

[plucky sonnet]

dont go around doxxing gng

[waxen kayak]

Okay I might be a little Jewish

[restive magnet]

wtf the kei truck has drift tuning

[wintry isle]

It's the best drift car

[waxen kayak]

Fr

Rockstar I was promised 3000 bucks 3 thousand years ago by someone could I get my money?

[plucky sonnet]

u ancient

[quasi nimbus]

How to do not download gta 5 from an 3rd party website for free

[waxen kayak]

Is this a bait question are you a secret mod

[plucky sonnet]

are cracked versions even good?

wow sherlock

[quasi nimbus]

?

Wdym

[plucky sonnet]

why my name twn

[uneven beacon]

Glonk

[keen tiger]

I'm preg

[grizzled fossil]

Rockstar specifically have code built into alot of their games that if you pirate them it becomes next to impossible to play them. The game just trolls you over and over

[waxen kayak]

Really congrats

[keen tiger]

Yeah I just pissed on this test thing

[plucky sonnet]

who da daddy

[waxen kayak]

Cool

I’m the father of Bonnie blues un born child

[keen tiger]

I don't know I got this test out of my grandma's cabinet co-parent test VID brand. I'm positive

I don't know how though but whatever

[waxen kayak]

Really

[plucky sonnet]

are you sure its not cancer?

[cobalt ocean]

Any kind souls wanna help me with a rally race for the trophy

Nobody plays this mode

[waxen kayak]

Can’t

[twilit wigeon]

afternoon chat

[waxen kayak]

Goodbye

[ashen saffron]

Who is best to watch for twitch drop for the community series from Japanese creators?

[keen tiger]

Good afternoon to UJX

[waxen kayak]

Not really

[round hollow]

good evening

[twilit wigeon]

actually have no idea i think theyre the same

[quasi nimbus]

Who said "Not in Europe lil dood" Is ga_

[twilit wigeon]

evening

[round hollow]

evening for me

[twilit wigeon]

afternoon mate

[coarse depot]

What ups dutch

[keen tiger]

You guys need to relax

[waxen kayak]

Not in Europe lil dood

[fierce spade]

Fancy a cupa tea mate

[waxen kayak]

If you are offering

[heavy tide]

I would LOVE a cuppa

[twilit wigeon]

nothing gets me going like a PG tips

[heavy tide]

Tea no sugar and dont drown it in milk

[waxen kayak]

Nah Yorkshire lil dood

[round hollow]

wonder where he's from

[waxen kayak]

Some part of Asia

[heavy tide]

lol

[round hollow]

DK any country in night night besides East Asia and Oceania places

[elfin trench]

Looking for 3 ppl to do the the fleeca job prison break and the other

[waxen kayak]

Yeah

[elfin trench]

Dm if u want to

[round hollow]

I don't wanna

[elfin trench]

Ps4

[waxen kayak]

I’m shadow banned on gta

[round hollow]

my gosh

[elfin trench]

Lol ok

Ps4 disc

[keen tiger]

Have you guys ever woke up from a dream where half the house was outside and two people were hooking up and they were farting all over each other

[round hollow]

condolences

[waxen kayak]

Huh

[quasi nimbus]

Earth

[keen tiger]

It's an honest question

[twilit wigeon]

dead twinings is better

[round hollow]

just ur kink

[waxen kayak]

Once but don’t tell anyone

[round hollow]

where

[keen tiger]

Luca n me are best friends

[round hollow]

true

[keen tiger]

I just want this chat to know the officialness

[quasi nimbus]

Not in ocean

[round hollow]

4lifers

[quasi nimbus]

Ima from delusion

[waxen kayak]

“Ima from delusion” he says

[round hollow]

has to be Asia with that English skills

[waxen kayak]

Most definitely

[plucky sonnet]

u freaky

[keen tiger]

Like Big Bobs

[waxen kayak]

Like bob from the minions or SpongeBob packs

[quasi nimbus]

Hi

[waxen kayak]

What’s the time

[quasi nimbus]

Go and check ur clock

[waxen kayak]

Can’t I’m on a calculator

[mighty oyster]

my rdr2 isn't loading, it says unable to launch rdr2.exe, but I have mods, there needs to be a way to fix it with mods installed

[quasi nimbus]

Then tell me what's 2x+3=10 is

[waxen kayak]

Ok

[keen tiger]

3.5

[quasi nimbus]

Neh

[keen tiger]

Bro I'm Neil deGrasse

[quasi nimbus]

It's 7/2

[keen tiger]

I was testing you

[waxen kayak]

Kekwa

[quasi nimbus]

What

[waxen kayak]

That’s wrong bro doesn’t even know his own question

[waxen kayak]

Huh?

[keen tiger]

You guys

I dare you to just yell out "MILK" irl

[waxen kayak]

You dare me huh

[keen tiger]

I do

[waxen kayak]

I’ll do it

Double dare me to do it Kekwa

[keen tiger]

Juices

[quasi nimbus]

Ur from

[waxen kayak]

India

[coarse depot]

Maybe it could be an update issue

[mighty oyster]

for all the mods?

[quasi nimbus]

Oh

[coarse depot]

Nah for rdr2

[waxen kayak]

I’m from Israel

[mighty oyster]

I might just do that arthur

thank you ma boy

[keen tiger]

So you're saying it's basically blue alive confinement

And not Red Dead redemption

In layman terms

I want to start a company called "Juices Fre'Nard"

[coarse depot]

No worries dutch

[waxen kayak]

I think I’m dying should I record a tictac

[coarse ruin]

yes

[quasi nimbus]

@waxen kayak time?

[waxen kayak]

What rn

[quasi nimbus]

Idk that's why askin

[waxen kayak]

Where

[quasi nimbus]

What where

[waxen kayak]

Where is from

[quasi nimbus]

Earth

[waxen kayak]

Who me

[keen tiger]

I'm sorry

[waxen kayak]

I’m for Israel

[quasi nimbus]

Oh

[waxen kayak]

Ok

[quasi nimbus]

What's ur religion then

[waxen kayak]

Why

[quasi nimbus]

Just asking

[keen tiger]

I think you know why

[coarse ruin]

uhm

[waxen kayak]

I’m Jewish

[quasi nimbus]

Oh

[copper steppe]

😭

[heavy tide]

FP ✊️

[coarse ruin]

what the helll is this chat 😭

[keen tiger]

I'm dying laughing lol

[quasi nimbus]

@waxen kayak do u got teleportation powers?

[quasi nimbus]

When gta 67 would be realised

[coarse ruin]

in 6767

[quasi nimbus]

What if if we got sun explosion before gta 7?

[coarse ruin]

I wont let it happen

[quasi nimbus]

How

[plucky sonnet]

save us.

[coarse ruin]

I will, when the time comes.

[quasi nimbus]

I can make delay gta 6

[keen tiger]

I like how right when I close the app I start farting

[plucky sonnet]

😩my hero

[quasi nimbus]

@plucky sonnet ur from

[bold fractal]

Anyone wanna do pacific bank heist? Need one more player. All setups need to be done as well.

[quasi nimbus]

Irl?

[coarse ruin]

yes, hes with me

[plucky sonnet]

antartica

[coarse ruin]

cool place, been there once

[quasi nimbus]

Didn't you got inspiration from penguin

[plucky sonnet]

next time make sure to visit me

[plucky sonnet]

i inspired it.

[coarse ruin]

sure 👍

[plucky sonnet]

where u from vro

[high parrot]

hi everyone

[quasi nimbus]

Ur neighborhood

[high parrot]

[quasi nimbus]

Even I spied on u u were selling drugs to penguins

[plucky sonnet]

im the only one who lives within a 5 mile range

[plucky sonnet]

keep it down twn

[quasi nimbus]

Twn=?

[plucky sonnet]

twin

[quasi nimbus]

Is that u in ur pfp?

[plucky sonnet]

no its my dog

[elfin trench]

Is the fleeca job part of the criminal mastermind?

[carmine sable]

💀

[quasi nimbus]

Ok

[plucky sonnet]

hes very handsome so to attract female dogs

i put him there

[quasi nimbus]

Where

[coarse ruin]

can i buy him?

[plucky sonnet]

yea sure

no delivery

[coarse ruin]

how much?

[quasi nimbus]

@plucky sonnet

[carmine sable]

Where do i do it

[coarse ruin]

dw ill come

[carmine sable]

Maybe in the desert at 3 am?

[quasi nimbus]

@carmine sable

[plucky sonnet]

expect you to

[carmine sable]

Wut

[coarse ruin]

how much?

[plucky sonnet]

4 robux

[quasi nimbus]

I show slow

[coarse ruin]

2 seems fair

[plucky sonnet]

dont lowball me

[coarse ruin]

im just listing a fair price

ok 3 robux

[plucky sonnet]

4 is the least for its quality

[carmine sable]

I show feet🥀

[quasi nimbus]

Fr?

[chilly violet]

Yes

[plucky sonnet]

ye why

[plucky sonnet]

i trust yall

[chilly violet]

Want mine too? 😭

[quasi nimbus]

How much money do u got in ur card

[coarse ruin]

mine is 6767 6767 6767 6767

pls send money

so i can afford 3 robux

[chilly violet]

Let’s ban this guy

[quasi nimbus]

Which

[plucky sonnet]

2 dolla

[carmine sable]

Yall Are there any arabs

[chilly violet]

Trysmplover

[coarse ruin]

dolla dolla

[coarse ruin]

😭

what did i do?

[plucky sonnet]

generational hater

[chilly violet]

Indeed

[quasi nimbus]

Breath

[chilly violet]

Exactly

[coarse ruin]

I am not

[wise sentinel]

hello chat

[carmine sable]

Sup

[wise sentinel]

what do i do if my claimabile car penubya from salvage yard just dissapeard

help me pls i want it back

[coarse ruin]

sue rockstar

[wise sentinel]

its just crash right when i finish the mission and it dessapeard

[tacit berry]

When will the dinka blista livery be available

[wise sentinel]

jokes aside

[chilly violet]

I received an unnecessary 10 minute time out 😭

[wise sentinel]

how do i get it back

[carmine sable]

Tf is even that bro

[coarse ruin]

then how can u still talk

[chilly violet]

It was removed

[coarse ruin]

smat

[wise sentinel]

the claimabile car from this week

at the salvage yard

[coarse ruin]

I stole it

[tacit berry]

When will the dinka blista livery be available

[round hollow]

don't know

hopefully after gta 6 releases

[carmine sable]

Will it even release🥀

[old rune]

Rockstar, will there be other Discord rewards for GTA 5 Online?

@fading stone

[tacit berry]

💀

[craggy wedge]

If Someone Look For Big Active Crew On GTA Online Enhanced, DM Me..

[tough stag]

No

[quasi nimbus]

.

Jk

Idk

[round hollow]

💀

[quasi nimbus]

@round hollow

Ur from pak

[round hollow]

hell no

[quasi nimbus]

U were talking about that yesterday

[round hollow]

I ain't from Asia

[quasi nimbus]

Oh

.

@round hollow

[fallen ice]

Are you dutch

[ocean nova]

Kanye is the smartest leader of our time

[lyric sluice]

Yeah
that is true

[iron hill]

I used to pray for times like this

[round hollow]

descendants of the Dutch

but sure

[analog thistle]

chat whats the ls car meet prize ride my game glitched and i fell though the map and idk if its invisible or there isnt one yet

[fallen ice]

Then where are you from 💔

[round hollow]

south africa

[woven cobalt]

#rules 10. For moderation and safety purposes, this is currently an English language-only server.

[fallen ice]

South african but dutch parents?

[round hollow]

Dutch PPL migrated here in the late 1700s

[hexed birch]

im trying to do the criminal mastermind but 2 of my friends cant join the same job or same session. they join me fine and other people but when its specifically connection between them it doesnt work. anyone know a fix or whats wrong?

[round hollow]

dk

[craggy wedge]

If Someone Look For Big Active Crew On GTA Online Enhanced, DM Me..

[molten canyon]

Hii

[fallen ice]

The goat

[keen tiger]

Chat sleepy

[jaunty swan]

Trevor should return in the summer DLC.

[keen tiger]

Not happening

[fallen ice]

Hes never returning

[jaunty swan]

Rockstar is supposedly using the agent Trevor story mode DLC assets to put Trevor into GTA GTA online again so all three can go after Mr. Faber.

And the mile high club will be finished and will be a office for the score

[keen tiger]

wasn’t the agent Trevor story dlc asset used for doomsday heist dlc?

[jaunty swan]

Yes, partly. Although there are completed motion, capture and voice lines that could be used.

[ruby coral]

Guys i remastered gta iv and now it's like gta v

Many hours of success

[fallen ice]

are they gonna get a new voice actor though

[ruby coral]

I optimized it very much that it runs on stable 60 fps

[jaunty swan]

No.

[keen tiger]

GTA v would’ve hit so much harder if we had story dlc. Not online slop

[fallen ice]

And wasnt the rest used on the casino heist too

[keen tiger]

Could’ve been

[jaunty swan]

Rockstar has been setting up Trevor lore in GTA online throughout the years to foreclose all his businesses so as of now we know TPI is defunct.

[jaunty swan]

You don’t think that a finale with all three story characters against Mr. Faber would be a good ending?

[copper steppe]

If ur pc is high end, 60 fps isnt good

[keen tiger]

I do think so. As far as I know, Mr Faber is a villain

[jaunty swan]

He is.

[fallen ice]

steven ogg doesn’t wanna play trevor though

[keen tiger]

He sent Knoway clowns to my mansion so I can’t let that slide I gotta get his azz 😭💔

[jaunty swan]

Rockstar still has remaining motion, capture and assets from the agent Trevor DLC that was half complete.

Although he could be under a NDA

[ruby coral]

Mid range

[fallen ice]

What about the voice acting

[copper steppe]

alr, not bad ig

[jaunty swan]

Also, in the recent GTA online weekly update, new code was found in the game files that translate to TP_FINAL_SCORE.

[ruby coral]

I remastered it bro

Fully looking like gta v

[jaunty swan]

There was also some leftover voice acting in the DLC.

[copper steppe]

I rather just put FusionFix and leave it as is
I dont like ruining the game colors

[jaunty swan]

I hope rockstar has Trevor again.

Also, Ron is suspected to be in GTA six.

we don’t know much about wade we haven’t heard from him in a while.

[stone terrace]

i hope there will be gta 6

[empty depot]

tung tung

[round hollow]

sahur

[clear rose]

Hi

[jaunty swan]

[keen tiger]

I’m pretty sure we’re getting gta 6

[faint ferry]

Soon™

[jaunty swan]

According to recent leaks and even a late 2025 interview with Dan Houser, the "Agent Trevor" DLC was about 50% complete when it was shelved. While the concepts went into Doomsday, a massive amount of specific assets were left on the cutting room floor. 
What’s Still in the "Vault" for 2026?
• The "James Bond" Wardrobe: While Doomsday was all about tactical gear, the original Agent Trevor DLC had Steven Ogg filming scenes in tuxedos and high-end spy disguises. Fans found code for these outfits in the February 2026 background updates under the tag TP_SUIT_26.
• The Scripted Dialogue: Steven Ogg specifically mentioned in his 2025 panels that he "shot some stuff" where Trevor was an undercover agent for the FBI/FIB. This dialogue hasn't appeared in GTA Online yet. Unlike the "Silent Protagonist" missions, these assets feature full Trevor voice acting, which is exactly what Rockstar needs for a cinematic finale.

[faint ferry]

imagine trevor just pulling up to the players mansion "Agent Trevor Phillips, FIB"

would be the funniest shit ever lmao

[winter siren]

Anyone figure out which channels are eligible for the Twitch Drops?

[faint ferry]

not sure, maybe look for a twitch stream that has twitchdrops in their title?

[steel gyro]

search for channel with drops tag.

[granite gazelle]

hi

[still pilot]

156 hours into online and only just realised can press left stick in to raise the wheels on the Cayo plane to make it go faster 😭😭

[craggy wedge]

If Someone Look For Big Active Crew On GTA Online Enhanced, DM Me..

[dark pagoda]

I cant find any of the twitch accounts, anyone know the name of one?

[rough niche]

yikes bro😂

[terse patio]

[keen tiger]

dawg 💀💔

[round hollow]

skill issue

or just a ps4 player 🥀

[wraith mural]

what missions should i do w mk2

[round hollow]

deleting the game is a starter

[wraith mural]

Im not using it for griefing

I js wanna use it for money

[round hollow]

not what I meant

GTA 6 is releasing in 8 month's

just grief ppl

[wraith mural]

Maybe

[round hollow]

it's confirmed pal

[wraith mural]

Still need the missiles i got it like 5 hours ago

[round hollow]

rip

[wraith mural]

Thats why im asking

[round hollow]

do Cayo then become the greatest Griefer ever

I have faith in u

[rough niche]

yo luca sthu

[wraith mural]

Im too broke for kosatka🥀

[round hollow]

cornball

[rough niche]

says you donkey

[round hollow]

random coming here saying allat

[wraith mural]

What else can i do for quick cash

[round hollow]

go to another server for attention unc

[rough niche]

🤡

[round hollow]

join random heists

[quaint osprey]

Guys, I need some clarification: Darkel, the character that supposedly existed in the beta of GTA 3, did he also exist in the alpha? Alpha and beta? Or was he removed from both? Is he only included in mods?

[boreal vale]

@keen palm yo

[keen palm]

؟

[fallen ice]

Bros mad at you for no reason

[round hollow]

he needs my attention

[atomic owl]

what to do if it says that gta enhanced was unable to autenticatewith epic online services?

[round hollow]

ain't giving a rando that unfortunately

[atomic owl]

??

[stone terrace]

download epic online service

[atomic owl]

how

[round hollow]

personally

id just pray it works the next time

[stone terrace]

youtube it

[round hollow]

who

[solar ivy]

you

[round hollow]

well I'm not

[solar ivy]

i am kidding

[round hollow]

don't know how u got that

[round hollow]

thank you

[zealous hill]

yoyo

[torpid cairn]

Sony might stop publishing games on PC and make them PlayStation exclusives.

According to insiders Jason Schreier and NateTheHate.

[round hollow]

hello

[zealous hill]

Suppp

[round hollow]

I keep on reading ur name as biscuit

[zealous hill]

Wsgg

[mighty oyster]

how can I fix unable to launch rdr2.exe?

[zealous hill]

bro you aren't the only one 🥲

[round hollow]

become a biscuit

[mighty oyster]

wha

[zealous hill]

although I would be a cookie

[round hollow]

ain't it the same thing

[zealous hill]

but same thing

[mighty oyster]

this is serious

[placid grove]

Biscoff is my favorite cookie 😍

[zealous hill]

😎

[round hollow]

my advice is

[wide loom]

🎯

[round hollow]

become a biscuit

[zealous hill]

you

[zealous hill]

you

[fathom flicker]

@fading stone bro just release gta 6 already

[zealous hill]

@fading stone you better hear bro

[round hollow]

yeah fr

[pliant crest]

I killed 1.4 million tryhards

[copper steppe]

im sure you did

[round hollow]

lies

[pliant crest]

Not joking either

[fathom flicker]

cap bro

[round hollow]

I would destroy u

[fathom flicker]

lying just to lie

[round hollow]

yeah

[pliant crest]

I rather destroy their life over their kill feed on the game

[fathom flicker]

si bro

[copper steppe]

💀 🥀

[round hollow]

realest

we have to destroy there lives in order for us to go on...

[pliant crest]

Even I one shotted their mk2 with a sticky bomb

[round hollow]

I'm inspired

[placid grove]

Hi Ethan 🫂

[ocean nova]

Travis scott is in gta 6?

[molten canyon]

Hii

[molten canyon]

How are you

And

[pearl vine]

Be patient

[cloud plank]

Nice glasses nerd 😹 🫵

[craggy wedge]

If Someone Look For Big Active Crew On GTA Online Enhanced, DM Me..

[dusky mountain]

Aren't you tired from this

?

[zealous hill]

I feel uncomfortable

[copper steppe]

He's probably a bot

[nimble parrot]

Or she, or they, or whatever they choose to identify as.

[copper steppe]

"I got the biggest army in gta" 😭

[dusky mountain]

I identify myself as `�
$0� %�

[zealous hill]

ya

[void fractal]

I Just had an emergency surgery 2 weeks ago of my instentines, hope I live till the game releases

[dusky mountain]

If you don't mind: what happened?

[void fractal]

High grade bowel obstruction

Couldn't poop or pass gas, no pain meds helped.

It was open surgery and still healing

[copper steppe]

Hope you a fast recovery 🙏

[void fractal]

Thankyou brother, i am being too careful now.

[copper steppe]

💚

[twilit wigeon]

whats gwarning

[bitter vector]

tweekmaxxing

[zealous hill]

Get well soon 🙏

[dusky mountain]

I wish you the best

[olive flower]

No doodoo is crazy

[forest basin]

Anyone on ps5 wanna help me sell my mc?

[bitter vector]

healingmaxxing

[marsh furnace]

Hello!

[raw turtle]

Yoo guys anyone on pc enhanced wanna help me do my prison break preps and heist?

[rustic wing]

stop eating spicy peppers

[foggy sedge]

Can someone help me become a bad player on PS4? My username is ilxxceylianxxll

[rustic wing]

Literally 97 percents of people that does not own a ps4 in a big 2026

[copper steppe]

Hi!

[woeful ruin]

😂 Tahiti, Plan

[stable orchid]

Guys

Who wants to join in on doing the knoway missions

Or join me on the agency Dr Dre missions

For 1 mil

Just message me if you play gta online Xbox series s version if you want to join me playing the Dr. Dre missions

[raw turtle]

Guys I need one more player to start my prison break prep, can anyone help me?

Am on pc, enhanced

[molten canyon]

You like Billie eilish??

Happier than ever is cool

[bitter vector]

overrated

[neon knoll]

I was getting grief yesterday night because selling my coke

[remote valley]

Who put these vehicles weirdo 😭

[steady ravine]

I usually blow up other people’s coke and weed etc

[neon knoll]

I have in boats

Instead

[molten canyon]

Meh

[steady ravine]

I sometimes get mine blown up to, it happens, it’s apart of the game.

[keen tiger]

[bitter vector]

gta online is dead cus griefers ruins the fun of the game

[unreal marten]

[keen tiger]

Man all the emotes boring as hell

[neon knoll]

The next time he was selling I’m gonna destroy his coke

my level is high

Around 523

[bitter vector]

if u grief someone trying to sell stuff for milions, just to get a miserable 2k dollars, you should see a psychologist

average cave dwellers

[neon knoll]

Ok

[craggy wedge]

If Someone Look For Big Active Crew On GTA Online Enhanced, DM Me..

[hidden seal]

If you don't know the difference between "griefing" and "normal gameplay", you should go play a different game.

[molten canyon]

And