general-chat

[woeful kindle]

Ou ou ou whats mine

[tall totem]

Thousand time?? Micheal de santa?

[last nebula]

He is a distant relative

[zealous tide]

Making sure this is one of them

[placid shard]

umm 18.3002° N,
64.8252° W

[last nebula]

Exactly

[obtuse plume]

That's literally coordinates for the central park in New York.

[atomic patio]

Za comrade 🫡

[zealous tide]

Za kgbz

[woeful kindle]

wtf is LittleSaint James 🥀🫩

[placid shard]

no way bro!?!? 🫩

[atomic patio]

Yesz
How are you comrade?!

[placid shard]

😭

[zealous tide]

Good andz you?

[tall totem]

Coool

[atomic patio]

Island with za most lore

[woeful kindle]

I’m living under a rock then

[marsh furnace]

Did you searched? 😂

[obtuse plume]

I did, lmao.

As a joke.

[marsh furnace]

lmfao

[viscid willow]

how do trees get online? they LOG in hahhaahhhaaaaa

[timber fern]

Coool

[hidden jungle]

laugh

[viscid willow]

thankyou

i have another one

[hidden jungle]

your talented in comedy

[viscid willow]

what dd the grape say when it got crushed? nothing, it just let out a little wine!

[placid shard]

insane lore

[viscid willow]

☺️

[marsh furnace]

you are very funny car guy

[viscid willow]

thankyouthankyou

[zealous tide]

[timber fern]

[broken merlin]

boo

[hidden jungle]

kira !

[timber fern]

🥺

[broken merlin]

who are you🤔 hi

[marsh furnace]

Hi Topaz 🥹

[timber fern]

Literally

[marsh furnace]

Long time man

[broken merlin]

wait i know him

yeah hi tpz

[hidden jungle]

prince 😊

[atomic patio]

Fine az i alwaysz am

[marsh furnace]

"yeah hi tpz" js go away atp kira 😭

[broken merlin]

no he used to be in rsge i know him trust

lucia gta vi trust

[marsh furnace]

Hewwoo!!

[broken merlin]

have some goddamn faith arthur

his pfp used to be a cat

[hidden jungle]

you act like you haven't seen me for years

[broken merlin]

im old and im schizophrenic

[teal yew]

time works differently here

[broken merlin]

how u been😭

exactly

[marsh furnace]

I actually didnt see you since 2025

Does this counts

[broken merlin]

exactly its been a whole damn year

[teal yew]

yes

[hidden jungle]

for two months

[marsh furnace]

Bro counted every second 😭

[teal yew]

did you know if you had no mass, you travel away from Earth and come back at the speed of light for a specific amount of time, you will be able to play GTA VI almost instantly, all of this from your perspective

[broken merlin]

yes pls how do i volunteer

reyna airlines?

[teal yew]

step 1: have no mass

[broken merlin]

ill find a tutorial

[marsh furnace]

Thats called schizophrenia but thanks for the advice 🗿

[teal yew]

yes, AirReyna, flown by me and @fierce spade ✈️ 💞

[broken merlin]

i want first class😆

[hidden jungle]

this two months was like hell for me

[broken merlin]

what if we fly to venus 1 day there is about 8 months here

[teal yew]

make sure to bring a freezer to store yourself

[broken merlin]

we would die in seconds because of the air pressure and heat😓

only way to cheat gta vi is to put myself in a cryopod

[hidden jungle]

i will be aright , i hope

[marsh furnace]

I wish you do

[teal yew]

imagine waking up centuries into the future and no human is here

assuming the pod opens itself

[broken merlin]

i would try it just because im super curious about the future

[broken merlin]

😭

probably would when power cuts down i hope

well im more interested in space than anything really

[teal yew]

if the power cut down you're dead lil bro 😭🥀

[broken merlin]

lil bro😠

im the same color as you now here you have no power😆

[teal yew]

ah sh- good point

@opaque oxide sup 👋

[short wraith]

Does someone have a cayo ready?

[broken merlin]

yes

[short wraith]

You know the replay

[broken merlin]

yes

[short wraith]

Are u on ps?

[tepid harness]

Heyy

[broken merlin]

no

[short wraith]

Hm alr

[tepid harness]

Lets go b2b on pc

[broken merlin]

no

[tepid harness]

Act 2 and cayo

[teal yew]

😭

[broken merlin]

i don’t wanna

[tepid harness]

Who else

[broken merlin]

😆

[short wraith]

Does someone have playstation and a cayo ready?

[broken merlin]

😈

[tepid harness]

Someone help a brother out

[broken merlin]

larry

[nimble parrot]

People in #gtao-lfg-ps4 and #gtao-lfg-ps5 probably do.

[teal yew]

you can also try asking in #gtao-lfg-ps5 #1167107801835909311

[short wraith]

Alr

[broken merlin]

or you can try and do it yourself

[tepid harness]

He wants to do it b2b

[broken merlin]

you can do it b2b solo

[teal yew]

get another ps, make another account

[tepid harness]

How

[nimble parrot]

Or just setup two finales, one on each of your two characters, and then do the two finales technically back to back, with no cooldown between the two finales, as the finales are on separate characters.

[tepid harness]

Doing allat just for 1m

[broken merlin]

there’s a pretty easy way around the cooldown i don’t do it because i play it fair but there is a way

[chilly violet]

Just replay it after the cooldown 😭

[marsh furnace]

if you think like that

A power outage and you're out in like 3 or 4 days 🥀

[rose barn]

🕵️‍♀️

[broken merlin]

go away

[quick parcel]

hi

[tepid harness]

Mooonnn

[rose barn]

❤️‍🔥

[marsh furnace]

Checkmate kira, goodgame 🫡

[teal yew]

wouldnt the first cooldown still be cooling down after you do it on your second character, assuming you're fast

[broken merlin]

blah blah blah its the future what if the power cuts down it goes in emergency mode and wakes me up🙄

[tepid harness]

Cooldown for cayo is like 45mins if you do it with someone

[teal yew]

yeah but this is solo

[nimble parrot]

Yes, I am saying you can do two finales with no cooldown. Not endless finales with no cooldown.

[teal yew]

oh

[broken merlin]

i still have to find a girl crew dammit

none exist

[tepid harness]

VICE

[marsh furnace]

Join Reyna's

[fierce spade]

Don't forget to take mid flight selfies and store in the cloud

[marsh furnace]

Thats literally what i just said 💔

[teal yew]

i told her, but its mostly male members

[marsh furnace]

Power outage, emergency mode so you can leave

But its like 3 or 4 days only lmfao

[teal yew]

just keep me in place and i will :) 💞

[broken merlin]

if the world is dead yeah

[stoic spire]

Does anyone have invite link to the other big "unofficial" gta online server? Can u send me in dms pls? Im too lazy to google it rn

[broken merlin]

but it was only males reyna said

[broken merlin]

gta online is pretty good ill send u a link

[nimble parrot]

Don't be lazy, you just have to literally type "GTA Online Discord" and it comes up as the first search result.

[stoic spire]

Let me be lazy tho😞

[teal yew]

not only 😭 , most members are guys

[broken merlin]

is the aesthetic cute

[nimble parrot]

@stoic spire
❎ ❎ ❎

[teal yew]

crew polor is like a bright pink, logo is like a.. purple reaper sort of..

[broken merlin]

ohh i like that acc

[tepid harness]

I love you guys

I fw you heavily 🫶🏽

[teal yew]

the most wholesome text ive seen here

[tepid harness]

Spread love and positivity

[marsh furnace]

In this world? bro is in the wrong fairytale

[broken merlin]

whats the name of the crew?

[teal yew]

you can see in the other channel now

[tepid harness]

Nope

Life is a gift

[last basin]

@fading stone

[rare carbon]

guys please anyone help

no one's replying to me in any other groups or servers

[teal yew]

yeah its ps5 crew 🥀

[rare carbon]

I need to go to the hospital my liver is failing if I wait another few hours I'll need a transplant and If I don't get one in gonna die tomorrow

[broken merlin]

yeah i saw😭

[rare carbon]

how do I tell my parents I'm scared

[manic marsh]

Anyone still plays vice city?

[rare carbon]

please I'm not joking

[broken merlin]

well uh

[manic marsh]

What did you do?

[nimble parrot]

I recently played in Vice City, in GTA 1.

[nimble parrot]

They already told us.

[manic marsh]

Stop making bad jokes 🤣

[nimble parrot]

What joke?
I was being serious, I recently played GTA 1 and that game includes Vice City, as a playable city.

[manic marsh]

Gta 1 is a separate game bro

[hidden jungle]

asking help for ur liver in r*

[nimble parrot]

@manic marsh
Ok, well I also recently played GTA Vice City Stories.

[manic marsh]

Amazing

I finished that back in 2020

[livid solar]

crews mentioned?

[copper steppe]

Such an underrated game.

[misty jay]

Who can help me with heists and get a lot of money? PC Enhanced (im a low lvl bc its my alt)

[teal yew]

go away cristo, i'll orb you 🥀

jk

[last basin]

Transgenders

[nimble parrot]

I was just doing some free roam stuff, I finished the story ages ago. I was playing the PSP version ported to the PS Vita.

[nimble parrot]

People in #gtao-lfg-pc-enhanced probably can.

[livid solar]

u cant orb the reapers

[teal yew]

you know what.. you're absolutely right

here i'll help you instead
<@&618549718837886986>

[broken merlin]

but i can😈

[broken merlin]

(i only have free cars💀)

[teal yew]

gotta start somewhere

[marsh furnace]

how much cash you have rn

[upper pendant]

Wsg brochacho how you doing

[broken merlin]

yes i have the kotaska or whatever its called and i have done cayo once but i bought the sparrow for easier prep

[broken merlin]

uhh 400k i think

[teal yew]

thats good

thats not good

[marsh furnace]

Thats already good tho

[upper pendant]

how

[upper pendant]

400k is a lot 🥀🥀🥀🥀

[broken merlin]

but that stupid 2 hour cooldown when u do it solo

[nimble parrot]

I am doing well, how about you (whoever you are)?

[marsh furnace]

yeah bro you're cooked

[teal yew]

irl yeah

[marsh furnace]

Get a hangar and keep searching for crates

[nimble parrot]

2 hours and 24 minutes, those extra 24 minutes are very important.

[marsh furnace]

while you're on the cooldown

[upper pendant]

I’m good brochacho, u remember the guy that called u the curious type?

[broken merlin]

i just do clucking bell

[marsh furnace]

You can make a max sell up to 2Mi

[broken merlin]

ohh

[marsh furnace]

With like 50 crates

[nimble parrot]

Or do anything that they enjoy, that can also make them money.

[marsh furnace]

Each one will take literally less than 5 minutes to get if you know what you're doing

[teal yew]

crates will make you bored after a while

but yeah

[marsh furnace]

well so do Cayo Perico

[broken merlin]

yeah im pretty good at gta itself because i had like everything on my ps4-5

[teal yew]

but seeing the muneh feels nice

[marsh furnace]

you will see the money in the end lmfao

[broken merlin]

but it has been awhile since i played

so all this new stuff is yeah new

[teal yew]

that end is a long long road

[marsh furnace]

You don't need also get 50 crates, just do a sell in like 20 or 25

Thats already gonna give a lot of cash too

[broken merlin]

and these fucking griefers on pc💀 im always in a private session

[marsh furnace]

i mean, i do that while once in a while visit my NC to get the safe cash so yeah 🥀

In the end i'm making profit from mutiple places

[livid solar]

i dont play with cheaters

[broken merlin]

me a cheater?

[wind breach]

Hello

[livid solar]

no the cheaters on pc

[broken merlin]

oh yeah i havent seen one yet

[hidden jungle]

revive the chat

[vestal marten]

why are my parents kicking me out, i’m only a 35 year old kid

[placid quiver]

I can't wait till I finally get to explore the sprawling state of Leonida!

[magic dome]

so sad they are kicking just 35 year old kid🥲

[uneven steppe]

guys will ps4 run gta 6 or do i need ps4 pro

[last nebula]

Ps5

[kind granite]

You turn unc status

[frigid plaza]

Way too good

[brave tapir]

Hiii

[nimble parrot]

The only way you will ever be able to play GTA 6 on any PS4 if you use Remote Play to stream your PS5 image signal to your PS4.

[stiff holly]

yeah

It's impossible to run gta 6 on ps4 unless you want a low render distance with 15fps

[keen tiger]

I just key codes set-up twice and it doesn't register that I've completed it

[near sable]

Guys I need RDR2 for ps5 with 60 fps im gonna break down if I gonna keep going playing with 30

[azure valve]

Me too, tf did they release rdr1 on ps5 but rdr2 no

[gray lance]

La passion

[broken merlin]

angel batista?

[gray lance]

Exactly

[broken merlin]

you know ball

[gray lance]

Shi what can I say

[nimble parrot]

"break down", that is unnecessarily dramatic.

[near sable]

Hahaha ,

You are hella slow

[nimble parrot]

?????

[near sable]

It’s a Proverb

[nimble parrot]

🆗 👍 👍 👍

[odd zenith]

PS4 in 2026 🥀

[tepid harness]

Ps4 is litty

[shadow sapphire]

Hello soldier

[fierce spade]

:) 🩷

[slate stag]

Nah just use the Nintendo DS Lite it’ll work fine

[idle marsh]

Hiii

[formal bridge]

hi

[stark ivy]

baps you with my paw

[shadow sapphire]

Hello soldiers

[idle marsh]

Lamar davis

Bad boy

[fierce spade]

[teal yew]

boop

[fierce spade]

-# 😓

[teal yew]

she's so smol! 😭

[fierce spade]

You're smoller 🥺

Nah

[teal yew]

nah

[tawdry stream]

Nah

[teal yew]

<@&618549718837886986>

[proper owl]

nah

[teal yew]

-# 🐈

[fierce spade]

So many copy cats 🙄

[teal yew]

So many copy cats 🙄

[fierce spade]

Shouldn't you be doing something?!

[teal yew]

oh y- yes ma'am 😓

[stone terrace]

guys

who need $$$ gta 5, joking this chat so dead i wanna alive it

[fierce spade]

This chat's drier than Reyna's cuticles

[stone terrace]

good to know

[proper owl]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[last nebula]

bbbbbbbbb

[stone terrace]

thats me when my ice cream fell down

[teal yew]

-# 💅

[fierce spade]

Smol fingers 🥹

[teal yew]

-# grrr 😓

[charred gust]

Pupu just being Pupu

[fierce spade]

If you ever feel sad remember that @charred gust tried to wash his cotton candy once

[charred gust]

🗣️ 🔥

[teal yew]

"What's a 'raccoon'?" - Rocket @charred gust

[charred gust]

"Don't call me a trash panda"

[teal yew]

"is that better?"

[sleek orbit]

[vagrant path]

peepo

[hard oar]

😔

[fierce spade]

<@&618549718837886986>

<@&618549718837886986> bots are taking over 😔

[wind bear]

Damn didn’t know megatron was down on his money like that I guess Optimus really did a number

[sharp relic]

Looking for a crew for a marathon of heists starting from the first heist to the last heist

[wind bear]

Criminal mastermind?

[sharp relic]

Shit if we can ild love that

Patience is key tho

[wind bear]

This is true

[sharp relic]

I am cst so if ya can make it then it’s doable

[rose barn]

🕵️‍♀️

[sharp relic]

If ya interested in this heist marathon then hmu in dms

Xbox enhanced version

[atomic patio]

As you should be always

[atomic patio]

Hello 👋

[atomic patio]

Talking to tha moooooooooooonnnnnnnn

[cerulean canopy]

[marble nexus]

Good morning cuties 😘

[wind breach]

💀 🥀

[forest dew]

[broken merlin]

boo

[clever epoch]

Hi

[devout sonnet]

hi

[coral haven]

Who wants to play rdo?

[graceful hemlock]

What da hell

[placid bloom]

Gm chat

I jst woke up 🙂

[wind breach]

🌹

[placid bloom]

Dead chat btw

[wind breach]

Yeah

[fierce spade]

Have some god damn faith Arthur

[rotund hemlock]

@fading stone post something on Instagram

[pearl pine]

no

don't post something on instagram

[proper owl]

gm

[strong elbow]

hi

[placid bloom]

Hai

[strong elbow]

you're fine

[placid bloom]

Tf?

[strong elbow]

do you play GTA Online?

[placid bloom]

Sometimes

[wind breach]

Hello

[strong elbow]

ok

bye : )

[fervent hazel]

OwO

[placid bloom]

[proud galleon]

Fire sale

[gleaming helm]

[marsh furnace]

🫡

[zealous tide]

Double points

[viral ocean]

What the fuck is that bio

[terse glen]

Howdy

[wind breach]

Hi

[turbid tree]

Geeked up playing Xbox all day

[terse glen]

I didn't know rockstar had a discord tbh

[marsh furnace]

Bro really made me read that 💔

[viral ocean]

I didn't want to bear the pain alone

[wind bear]

So when’s the new Porsche car coming out today

[wind bear]

[river lotus]

[wind bear]

rockstar add a new heist and my car wash is yours

[zealous tide]

🤜 🤛

[marsh furnace]

💔 thanks brotato

[near harbor]

Bronana

Nah why did gta online’s dax dlc actually suck, like who says bundabokabloooooooo

Is it supposed to be funny

And I hope it ain’t the same writers for gta 6

[terse glen]

100% GTA6 will be out 2 years from now

[near harbor]

Hey man what’s that username?

[terse glen]

Wym nothing wrong with it

[near harbor]

Uhh

I find it funny tbh

[obtuse plume]

You see what I mean?
I fear the GTA 6 lore being just lame and corny, after all Dan houser is not involved anymore.

[zealous tide]

Look at this dude 🤏😂

[terse glen]

@near harbor ik tbh

[obtuse plume]

I'm not participating in your rage baiting.

[near harbor]

Without dan houser
I think it’s still gonna be a good story

I mean it could be a better writer

In my opinion

[terse glen]

@obtuse plume it's gonna be boring i feel like

[obtuse plume]

You can't best Dan houser.

I can guarantee you that.

[near harbor]

It’s gonna be decent if im being honest throw all the shenanigan dlcs out of the way

[near harbor]

Shakespeare.

[obtuse plume]

Brother, are you dumb?
We're talking about GTA.

[terse glen]

Tbh it's bony in clide ig

[zealous tide]

Are Muslims even allowed in this server

[near harbor]

I mean you said you can’t best Dan houser

[obtuse plume]

Brother, modern day 21st century, you can't best him.

[pearl pine]

hmm

[near harbor]

Let’s hope Lezlie benzies does not get rehired

[obtuse plume]

Besides, in all due respect no one gives a horse shi about Shakespeare

[near harbor]

Mindseye was a massive flop imagine he gets in gta 6

[placid bloom]

Hello chat

[near harbor]

People would care if he still lived in the 21’st century

[pearl pine]

I'm pretty sure this is a subjective thing, and it is absolutely possible to best him. We just don't actually know much about the game yet

[zealous tide]

You came in here carrying all the disrespect and hate towards Shakespeare?

[obtuse plume]

I don't know, you tell me.

[obtuse plume]

Sure perhaps, but now it's not the time.

[upper pendant]

Yooooo

[near harbor]

Exactly
There’s a lot of underground book writers

[obtuse plume]

🌽

[near harbor]

Who are way better then Dan houser

We just don’t know yet

[obtuse plume]

Brother, look at the rdr2 lore.

[pearl pine]

I do wonder what would've happened if the writer of House of Leaves wrote a Rockstar game

[placid bloom]

🍿

[obtuse plume]

Have you played rdr2?

[last nebula]

Disrespecting Shakespeare? Thats crazy

[placid bloom]

Ikr

[obtuse plume]

Rdr2 is absolute cinema.

[last nebula]

Gez n is doomed 😔

[pearl pine]

Brother, no matter how good something is, it is impossible to say you can't do better

[upper pendant]

do yk what’s also absolute cinema

[terse glen]

To be honest I'm not gonna get GTA 6 right of because I wanna see some one playing to see if it's gonna live up to the hipe

[near harbor]

He was a master in writing back then like

No one knows about Shakespeare

[pearl pine]

And I've played RDR2, it's good

[obtuse plume]

We're literally talking about the future of GTA, and this guy brings up Shakespeare.
Literally no one cares about him.

[near harbor]

Because you said you can’t best Dan houser

[last nebula]

We are all joking calm down peps

[near harbor]

And I gave a answer

[placid bloom]

Ohh

I REMEMBER

[obtuse plume]

You can't.

[last nebula]

Romeo and Juliet

🎭

[pearl pine]

Is this how chats here usually go lol

[weary aurora]

I think so 😭

[placid bloom]

Sometimes

[clever forum]

need 4 player to help me for the race

[near harbor]

I’m tired of arguing with Dan houser glazers man, he’s a good writer, but not that good if im being honest he’s not in my top 5

[halcyon pond]

Yoo

Dm me

[frail patio]

any1 wanna play?

[pearl pine]

yea it's not like the whole writing thing is completely subjective and different styles/writers will be absolutely bonkers for different people innit

[last nebula]

Ban 🔨

[placid bloom]

FUH No

[near harbor]

Bro

[pearl pine]

maybe not completely subjective, there's some things common between all good works

[near harbor]

Everyone has a taste

But putting Dan houser as the best writer of all time

It’s stupid

[lunar holly]

hey deaf

[pearl pine]

(exactly the point I was making lol)

[near harbor]

Especially in the 21st century

[pearl pine]

pitting personal opinions as subjective facts just ain't quite right innit

[obtuse plume]

Brother, can you name a better writer than Dan houser who's still currently alive?

No you can't, that's my point

[near harbor]

Sam lake.

[upper pendant]

ngl @obtuse plume clocked ur tea

[near harbor]

Neil druckmann.

[pearl pine]

no matter who he puts up, you're gonna say Dan Houser does better

[near harbor]

Chris avellone

[pearl pine]

even here I have to disagree, see it's subjective

[near harbor]

Cory barlog

[obtuse plume]

Never heard of that guy, and I'm sure the majority hadn't either

[terse glen]

I haven't

[obtuse plume]

You see?

[near harbor]

Writer of the last of us

Cory barlog is the god of war writer

[obtuse plume]

Killing Joel, and making Ellie a lesbian?
Is that good story writing?

[terse glen]

Ah tbh we are talking about GTA

[obtuse plume]

🤦🏻‍♂️

[near harbor]

GTA has the same sh

[upper pendant]

son 🫩

[pearl pine]

Amy Hennig is better

I love Uncharted

[near harbor]

That’s one hell of a writer let me tell you

[upper pendant]

does anyone fw resident evil or

[terse glen]

I like days gone

[near harbor]

Trevor.

[upper pendant]

LMFAO

[turbid tree]

GEEKED UP PLAYING XBOX ALL DAY

[near harbor]

I’d give it a 7.

[obtuse plume]

You've got to be trolling, there's no way.

[pearl pine]

ehh not quite the same situation with the characters save for a couple (who weren't particularly fan-favourites in the first place)

[near harbor]

He’s bi look it up

[obtuse plume]

Man gtfo

[terse glen]

@turbid tree ah Xbox the console that doesn't have exclusive games

[near harbor]

Your trying to lie your way out of the truth

[pearl pine]

oh nice console wars

[last nebula]

He gives some hints of it

[turbid tree]

Someone doesn't get the joke or reference 😔

[upper pendant]

No cuz it actually says he’s bisexual

[terse glen]

@turbid tree nah bub

[turbid tree]

Yes poopy

[near harbor]

And that’s why he sometimes wears a skirt

[terse glen]

@turbid tree nah cracked

[visual carbon]

GTAAAAA 6

[turbid tree]

nah farted

[obtuse plume]

I'll tell you what, I think Vince Gilligan, story writer of breaking bad could be a good replacement for Dan houser.

[terse glen]

@turbid tree nah shit stains

[obtuse plume]

What do you guys think?

[obtuse plume]

@near harbor Opinion?

[near harbor]

Breaking bad is a goated series so yeah I’d think I’d hire him

[turbid tree]

nah buttholea

[upper pendant]

are you trying to avoid the fact that your wrong or

[pearl pine]

Still excited for the UGC/modding aspect regardless how good or bad the story ends up

[near harbor]

If I was rockstar

[terse glen]

@turbid tree toes

[obtuse plume]

Exactly, if I want a story writer, I want someone who could write foreshadowing, crime, lore and ending.

[turbid tree]

Cheeks

[obtuse plume]

And also, the humor, don't forget the humor.

[placid bloom]

This chat is full with weird ppl

[pearl pine]

It has to be South Park style humor

[obtuse plume]

Nah, nope.

[upper pendant]

it’s okay to be weird 👍🏾

[pearl pine]

so many similarities with GTA humor

[near harbor]

is yeah that’s a perfect writer for rockstar

[obtuse plume]

Too goofy, nope.

[last nebula]

Yes agreed

[placid bloom]

Ofc you would say dat

[obtuse plume]

See, I can cook.

[terse glen]

@turbid tree Xbox 360 lover

[pearl pine]

although GTA's jokes are kinda more tame than South Park, admittedly

[upper pendant]

because its a fact. Everyone is a little weird brochacho

[last nebula]

South park goofy? Lol

[obtuse plume]

Nah, but it would be too goofy for GTA.

[placid bloom]

I will never get used to that

[last nebula]

Hows south park goofy?

[obtuse plume]

I don't know, you tell me.
Have you watched South Park?

[upper pendant]

ok?

[pearl pine]

I think you're saying that because South Park is a cartoon nontheless, and yea it does have some cartoon humor that wouldn't fit

[terse glen]

The Simpsons GTA 6 tbh would be the shit

[placid bloom]

?

[last nebula]

They literally put huseim and satan in a relationship

[obtuse plume]

See? You get the idea

[upper pendant]

you in a cyberpunk 2077 server u weird 2 brochacho

[pearl pine]

but there's a lot of overlap between South Park and GTA's humor outside that

and I still think it'd fit nicely

[placid bloom]

I just joined yesterday cause my friend invited me😭

[obtuse plume]

But I do seriously believe that Vince Gilligan can do a good job, perhaps just as good as Dan houser.

[upper pendant]

Did you even play the game

[terse glen]

South Park is fucked it's in fort night

[pearl pine]

kinda have hopes for it since people are saying GTA 6's humor specifically targets social media and stuff

[last nebula]

South park mobile game is goofy a f

[pearl pine]

NOOOO why

[placid bloom]

No, cause my friend just invited me to it

[upper pendant]

U should play it brochacho

[terse glen]

@last nebula didn't know there was one

[pearl pine]

why fortain

[last nebula]

Cause it sucks lol

[terse glen]

Understood 😸

[obtuse plume]

It would be interesting to have an honor system in GTA 6, your relationship with Lucia as Jason can impact the ending, it would vary on how good your relationship is with Lucia.

An ending where Lucia betrays you, and a happy ending.

That would be interesting.

[maiden shard]

anyone know if i can connect my gta v account to discord to get money now

[brazen nacelle]

yo

[pearl pine]

it'd probably be a breakup, then you could choose who betrays who

[obtuse plume]

The main question is, would we have a character switch system.

[pearl pine]

i mean yea, no question

[obtuse plume]

Because if so, the consequences will be huge

[pearl pine]

it's a bonnie and clyde thing, no way they're not gonna do that

[obtuse plume]

I mean personally, I don't care about Lucia.
Jason Duval looks like an absolute beast, he looks like a modern day 21st century Arthur.

[pearl pine]

I like both of them 🥲

I am NOT 100%ing the game this way

[obtuse plume]

Perhaps, both characters die from gunshot wounds together

[pearl pine]

I doubt they'd do that

who'll replace them?

[obtuse plume]

Who we'd play as?
Perhaps we'd have to restart the game from scratch.

[ocean cipher]

Charlie Charlie Kirky

[pearl pine]

it's gonna be those memes that's like "who tf is this mf" and it's some random jpeg--

[obtuse plume]

Gtfo cornball

[pearl pine]

maybe that's gonna be the third character

[tepid harness]

Charlie Charlie kirky

[pearl pine]

if only I could use the preggo man emoji here

[tepid harness]

Heart attack gun in gta 6

[obtuse plume]

There's nothing funny about a man's death, even if I disagreed with that man's opinion.

[uncut wedge]

yo anyone edit on capcut

[pearl pine]

true, it's depressing to think about

[obtuse plume]

Those jokes are so lame and corny.

Not that I ever cared about that man, but still, there's nothing funny about that man's death.

[pearl pine]

he was a good man, very flawed but slapped with false labels because his opponents can't take others' perspectives

but there's nothing we can do about it or peoples' reaction to it

[obtuse plume]

Don't talk about that, especially here.
You might get muted my friend.

[pearl pine]

the we are charlie kirkie song is funny tho

[tepid harness]

Alright lets pack it up abstronal doesn’t like the jokes

[obtuse plume]

🤦🏻‍♂️

Brother, making fun of a man's death is funny?

[tepid harness]

Hmm yh?

[obtuse plume]

These people have no shame.

[tepid harness]

Why would it not

[obtuse plume]

Shame on you.

[pearl pine]

death is very serious outside the west

we're not conditioned by consistent violence in the films we watch

[obtuse plume]

You're living as if death is just a myth, men die everyday my friend.

[tepid harness]

No shit

[pearl pine]

it would be nice to see a big budget game where death is taken very seriously, not just something that happens

some japanese games do that really well

[marsh furnace]

only good thing about it is the free stuff tbh

[tepid harness]

Btw i was being sarcastic not literal. 🐣🧠

[pearl pine]

dax? who's that?

...oooh, the hippie drug guy

[tepid harness]

Dax

[pearl pine]

I played one or two missions and kinda forgot about it

[tepid harness]

The rapper

[pearl pine]

he made rap music?

[tepid harness]

He dissed KSI

[pearl pine]

Wait he disses KSI in GTA online?

[obtuse plume]

The moment you start meeting his hooligans, they start disrespecting you, and everything.
It's a genuine shame Rockstar didn't give us the opportunity to kill those corny characters.

[pearl pine]

not that I care much about celebrities much but what

[near harbor]

Hey man let’s just pray it ain’t the same writing for 6

[obtuse plume]

Or perhaps, Trevor making his big return, and killing them all.
That would've been good

[pearl pine]

Trevor should return to kill them all in GTA 6 online

[obtuse plume]

All we can do is pray, our only hope is Sam houser.

[pearl pine]

they give me bad vibes

[near harbor]

I wanna see the radio on gta 6 will it be better then gta 5

[obtuse plume]

For sure, Rockstar does not mess when it comes to details and stuff.

[pearl pine]

he must've at least contributed a lot but a lot of those contributions were probably changed/adjusted/added upon by newer writers

[obtuse plume]

Perhaps.

[pearl pine]

ooh yea the radio, that stuff was good

[near harbor]

West coast talking radio>>

[pearl pine]

I'll miss DJ Kara and the LS Rock Radio guy whose name I forgot

[pearl pine]

It was flawed. The big flaw was that there weren't enough episodes

[near harbor]

Chakram attack one of the best episodes

[pearl pine]

that's it

[near harbor]

Man I hate our hardware because we don’t get to use AirPods in gta 6 anymore

[pearl pine]

ehhh

[near harbor]

They removed a lot of content like panhandling etc

[pearl pine]

I don't think it's the hardware's fault

also the panhandle was just speculative in the first place iirc

[keen tiger]

Imagine you can plug in airpods in gta 6 and listen to music on foot

[near harbor]

I would love to rob them

[near harbor]

Exactly, would be so cool especially because if I listen to a funny entertaining radio

[pearl pine]

even better, connect Spotify/Apple Music to R* social club

[near harbor]

I can listen to it on foot

[pearl pine]

and listen to your own non-pirated music

[obtuse plume]

Imagine the greet greet and antagonize in GTA 6.

[near harbor]

Hood gone love it

[keen tiger]

Yea fr cus no one listens to radio anymore

[near harbor]

Would it hit the same spot as rdr2

[keen tiger]

They should let us connect spotify with gta 6

[near harbor]

What, what did you say

[pearl pine]

"ewww who uses apple music imagine having a subscription" I used to sideload youtube videos converted to mp3s into apple music

[pearl pine]

Hello my name is no one

[near harbor]

I’m no one sr

[keen tiger]

Bro you 2 are the only ones on earth lol

Literally 99% dont use radio anymore only old people 35+

[near harbor]

Everyone listens to the radio on GTA 5 WTF

[pearl pine]

I listen to radio occasionally, found some good channels to return to

it's also a really good place to find good music

[keen tiger]

IRL BRO

[rough depot]

Hi

[keen tiger]

Not in game

[near harbor]

I mean I do use MP3’s

It’s. A sort of radio thing how do I explain it

[pearl pine]

radio on, when a track comes that you like, use shazam or any other music identifier on your phone

bam, new song in playlist

[near harbor]

One time I heard a gta 5 song on a radio, I’ve never turned up the music this loud

[keen tiger]

Bro in 2026 no one listens to radio when driving around just use bluetooth and spotify

[near harbor]

Hood gone love it by Jay rock

[pearl pine]

at least where I live it's still popular to be used in cars, mainly Grab/Indrive drivers

[zealous tide]

Bluetooth and Spotify 💀🥀

[keen tiger]

Yes

[pearl pine]

I listen to Bluetooth 🎣

[near harbor]

I have a blue tooth

[pearl pine]

I have a Bluetooth Subscription 🎣

[tepid harness]

I use youtube music in my car

[zealous tide]

🥀

[near harbor]

Why is it called blue tooth, but not blue tongue

[tepid harness]

Actually sound

[proper sandal]

I connect my car by Spotify and listen to bluetooth

[zealous tide]

I Bluetooth my Spotify to my listen and cars

[pearl pine]

I'm having trouble getting my phone to identify the Spotify connection with my controller

[proper sandal]

Use lan cable

[near harbor]

They should add suavemente into the Mexican gta 6 radio if they even have one

[zealous tide]

I’m having trouble getting my d!ldo to identify the sound of the music I play

[pearl pine]

they should have a channel dedicated to just suggestions for future radio music

[proper sandal]

They should just add Spotify in the game bro

[near harbor]

Lazer dim 700 lmaooooo

[pearl pine]

hey hey let's not get too hasty here

[zealous tide]

Hey hey let’s get too hasty here

[near harbor]

Spoontify new knockoff Spotify radio for gta 6

[pearl pine]

Areatify

Banana Music--ah no it's iFruit Music

[near harbor]

Vice city music app

[pearl pine]

Vice City Rock Radio would kill me

[zealous tide]

Bros thingy is too big

[proud cedar]

م

[near harbor]

I always get a morning wood let me tell you

[pearl pine]

is it?

[pearl pine]

hey hey let's not get too hasty here

[proper sandal]

Bros what?

[proud cedar]

Are there any Arabs here?

[zealous tide]

I need that wood to start fire cuz I’m freezing

[near harbor]

I’m talking about a lot

[zealous tide]

Wiggly

[near harbor]

Log* obviously

[wind breach]

🍿

[pearl pine]

hey hey let's not get too hasty here

[proper sandal]

Rub it to decrease the time taken

[near harbor]

Little ding ding jr

[pearl pine]

I'm backin' out!

[proper sandal]

Why u speaking like lester bruh

[zealous tide]

I need an ignition source tho

[near harbor]

Well there’s 2 ways we can start a plan together,
A play it smart
Or b loudly

[proper sandal]

I can roll the stick quick enough to create friction

[near harbor]

Frickin cops, Michael, drive off

I need to get a screenshot in the diamond jewelry store.

I need to know where the cameras and alarms are Michael!

[zealous tide]

They usually use oil to prevent such a raw friction damage.

[near harbor]

Great, now let me see the vent

I said the vent not the alarm

[zealous tide]

And give it a smooth function

[candid nest]

Anyone intrested in a free Rockstar code? dm me and send your email.

[near harbor]

The writer of breaking bad, would be better then Dan houser in case gta 6

[zealous tide]

Yes me

[near harbor]

No no ono on o ono

No no no let’s not

[candid nest]

Send me a private message

[near harbor]

I have a feeling that’s a scammer

Bro

Did a mod just delete my message

[proper sandal]

Email and password?

[candid nest]

DCIDNCIDNCIECN NO

[candid nest]

No you get a redeem code

[near harbor]

PLEASEEE.

GUYS DONT FALL FORR THISSS

[candid nest]

for a random game but you need to to something tho

[near harbor]

YEAH NO DISAGREE

[proper sandal]

Play the game for 20 mins and get 100 diamonds ahh😭🥀

[near harbor]

Imagine if it’s a heartopia giftcard

[proper sandal]

Bro tried

[near harbor]

He forgot about auto mods

[proper sandal]

Or a genshin primogem code

[steel gyro]

r u Indian scammer?

[near harbor]

I’m calling you a vanilla, cus you my nilla

[proper sandal]

6 7 eight nine will you be my valentine

[near harbor]

The fact that you said 6 7

[zealous tide]

Accept Frind request

[near harbor]

But said the rest of the numbers in letters

Means that you’re trolling

[proper sandal]

Meme recognition

[proper sandal]

You didn't send one

[near harbor]

I can turn you into a waffle, because I’ll smash you up

[proper sandal]

Eat me with some sauce on me

[zealous tide]

I will

[zealous tide]

What

[near harbor]

I will gurgle on it

[zealous tide]

That creature is mine

[near harbor]

My waffle now

[proper sandal]

Crack me like a waffle and eat in small bites

[near harbor]

I will gladly eat you like a panhandler

[zealous tide]

I will fill that waffle with cream in between

And eat it

[near harbor]

Sorry — I didn’t understand that

[zealous tide]

Its ok

[near harbor]

ChatGPT is calling the gonverment on you

[zealous tide]

The waffle is gone now 🥀

[near harbor]

She got harassed by you

[edgy cairn]

when is the Pfister Astrale coming out

[near harbor]

Lmaooooo

[proper sandal]

Sir I'm a man

[zealous tide]

No you

[near harbor]

[zealous tide]

Even better 😍🙈

[proper sandal]

You've passed the test

[near harbor]

Yeah no take him

[proper sandal]

I'll be waiting for you tonight hun

[near harbor]

I’m good

[zealous tide]

Tonight is the night

[near harbor]

Turns out it’s a 40 year old Reddit modder

Lmao

[zealous tide]

Yeah he might be lmfao

[proper sandal]

That you make me a woman🫦

[odd zenith]

Good morning

[zealous tide]

Ooo

Sounds tasty

[jagged nova]

🌞

[odd zenith]

Freaks

[zealous tide]

You are next …

[zealous tide]

🙈

[atomic patio]

Hello zthere comrade

[proper sandal]

Wouldn't you like to join us, cutie

[zealous tide]

Hi

[atomic patio]

How are u zdoing ztoday

[cinder forge]

Will you be able to go with Lucia to the heel or Jason and be able to interact more with the NPCs? GTA 6

[zealous tide]

I will let you know when the game is released

[zealous tide]

Zoing ok

[zealous tide]

He’s jelly

[atomic patio]

As u zshould be alwaysz

[proper sandal]

Take jason to male shoe store

[barren marlin]

On the cayo perico heist how do i get the keycard that gets me into the basement storage?

[cinder forge]

spanish chat?

[zealous tide]

One at el rubios desk, the other one is being held by one of the guards

[zealous tide]

Nah

[barren marlin]

Is it just any random guard or is it a specific one?

[proper owl]

Sup

[zealous tide]

Specific ones

[zealous tide]

Sup

[pearl pine]

I could've sworn it was a mix between specific ones and a couple random ones

[barren marlin]

appreciate it

[pearl pine]

oh wait the random one is a key no?

[proper owl]

Not much

[zealous tide]

Np 🤛

[zealous tide]

Keycard

[zealous tide]

The card randomly change from one guard to another

These guards are specific

[paper mist]

where to start Merryweather? like Cayo is from Kosatka Casino is from Arcade

[zealous tide]

Huh, I think that’s a mission

Like the dispatch ones

[obtuse plume]

Imagine a pirate game made by Rockstar, and Dan houser as the writer.

[zealous tide]

Look at this dude 😂

[obtuse plume]

That would've been incredible.

[obtuse plume]

🌽

[paper mist]

where to start that? i remember doing that, trevor mission someone invited me to

[versed oak]

ur bio is 🔥 brosicles

[zealous tide]

Look at my photo I’m a depressed sad lonely ahh person 🥀

[obtuse plume]

Brosicles? I'm afraid I'm way too old to use that word my friend.

[obtuse plume]

Right, let's see what you look like friend.

[versed oak]

still take the compliment

[zealous tide]

Those are apartment heists,

The missions are started from jobs menu and rockstar created jobs then missions

[paper mist]

oh okayy

[obtuse plume]

I'm afraid I'm too old for that.

[zealous tide]

Now he’s cosplaying Arthur Morgan

[tough stag]

🤔

[night vault]

if anyone wants to watch my twitchh stream my username is Phantom_Protocol. Streaming RDR2 in 4k on the RX 9070 XT

[tough stag]

Hm

[tepid harness]

Thats actually crazy

[knotty carbon]

Bay harbour butcher

[tepid harness]

I was gonna take the PSN Phantom-Protocol when i moved to PS

[forest pulsar]

Yall who can help me with something? I want to play online face-to-face races with random people but the thing is, the only options are by myself or invite my friends, i just started playing and i want to play some races but i just cant join lobbies to play with people and its pissing me off, can someone help?

[keen tiger]

Hello

[brave tapir]

Hi

[keen tiger]

I want to ask something

[brave tapir]

Sure what is it ?

[zealous tide]

Idk what you talking about 👀

[gusty isle]

How are you starting the lobby? You should try launching the lobby from a public session then try to turn on auto-invite and client invite for a better chance

[keen tiger]

So do we need to buy subscription to play multi-player?

[brave tapir]

What console do u play on

[keen tiger]

On ps5

[gusty isle]

Xbox or Playstation plus yes but not gta+

Or whatever the PC version is

[brave tapir]

Xbox Game Pass for Xbox users PlayStation plus is play station users

[thin grotto]

Guys

[brave tapir]

Huh

[zealous tide]

You mean you wanna play solo? Well there’s specific races where you can play solo

[forest pulsar]

No, i dont want to play solo

[zealous tide]

Press option button > options > turn matchmaking ON

[forest pulsar]

I tried every face to face race, its always on, and the only thing that appears is "start solo"

Do i need to wait or whats going on

[zealous tide]

Probably the race is dead and no ppl play it

[gusty isle]

Yes unfortunately you will have to wait there is no bypassing that unless you have some friends that can play with you

[zealous tide]

Yeah dude some races you can’t find ppl and you can auto invite randoms but it takes time to join

[forest pulsar]

When i auto-invite nobody joins 😭

[magic nest]

What's your favourite gta why

[zealous tide]

Be his friend

[gusty isle]

I have it on xbox not ps5

[zealous tide]

Yeah it is about luck lol

[zealous tide]

Buy it on ps5

[autumn panther]

Dm me @zealous tide

[gusty isle]

I do have ps5, but im not paying for gta again until 6 comes out

[zealous tide]

I can’t unless you add me as friend

[zealous tide]

You are not paying for gta, your are paying for a friend

[dusky fable]

@rockstar u using Ai to make Gta 6?

[flat oyster]

Guys is the agency worth it?

[gusty isle]

I have friends already on Xbox

[broken stirrup]

yeah

[weak frost]

Rest in peace, my granny, she got hit by a bazooka

[flat oyster]

Like how?

[zealous tide]

How long is that bazooka

[zealous tide]

It’s not you, it’s him that needs you

[dusky fable]

San andreas

[weak frost]

does it even matter anymore 💔

[gusty isle]

You'll get another heist like mission strand called the VIP contract that guarantees a millie each run

[lyric phoenix]

Yeah, I think about her every time I hit the hookah💔

[upper pendant]

W pfp

[chilly knoll]

Ass

[flat oyster]

Nice ig I am buying it now after I pop finish 😁😎😭

[gusty isle]

The security contracts on the side a good payout too, but it is more worth it for Imani tech for you average cars and incredible armor stats

[gusty isle]

Thx

[upper pendant]

it’s not

[fallow pilot]

Isn't the odd jobs supposed to be giving 2x cash and RP?

[gusty isle]

Yess and I think the newspaper is paying 4x if you sell your soul to Rockstar

[zealous tide]

He needs you bro 🥀 buy gta5 so you can be his new best friend

[magic nest]

Why

[buoyant veldt]

got an interview for my second job lads 🙏🙏

[upper pendant]

bro..

[forest pulsar]

@zealous tide i also tried the most famous face to face race, and its also dead?

[dusky fable]

Ahead of its time when released

[upper pendant]

goodluck

[chilly knoll]

Ban me permanently from this stupid server

[buoyant veldt]

cheers bro

[fallow pilot]

I have noticed that this offer isn't being honored

[dusky fable]

Nah u will regret later

[upper pendant]

Or just leave the server …

[fallow pilot]

I'm still getting a Max of 72k on forklift with all basic bonuses

[magic nest]

Agree

[gusty isle]

Face-to-Face races are rage inducing so that's not a lot of people join

[wind breach]

72k

[zealous tide]

Yeah bro the game is not as it used to be, some jobs are barely active

[dusky fable]

In 2022 rockstar said they using Ai to make Gta 6, now they denying it, why?

[zealous tide]

Join community races they should have ppl in it

[forest pulsar]

Dang i just want to play some face to face 😭

[zealous tide]

Focus on community races

[nimble parrot]

And it is on double payout until tomorrow, as well.

[fallow pilot]

But that's the normal pay isn't it?

[gusty isle]

They are already using Ai wtf? Lmaoo they admitted to it during the Mansions dlc

[dusky fable]

Now Aura of Ai decreased it got cheaper and common access

[nimble parrot]

With the double money payout for this week, yes.

[dusky fable]

Read recent news they r denying

[fallow pilot]

Ohhh

Misread

[gusty isle]

The idea of AI being seen as a bad thing is why they're backtracking

[dusky fable]

hmm

I am banned on beluga and not unbanning since long time, anyone can help?

[gusty isle]

Ned Luke only gave them voice lines for that dlc, so they used AI to age his character a little bit

[clever epoch]

Wsp yall

[gusty isle]

Wassupp

[dusky fable]

They should have Npcs with free will

[dusky fable]

That would be mindblowing

[placid bloom]

WSG EVERYONE

[dusky shuttle]

Lmao welp my gta character is now fork certified 😂

[gusty isle]

First they gotta fix the KnowWay Taxis lmaoo

[clever epoch]

DMS

[dusky shuttle]

Lmao because we can't get in them?

[rose barn]

🕵️‍♀️

[gusty isle]

That and they keep driving into trees xD

[flat sun]

They dont care what others think lol

[dusky shuttle]

So how is everyone liking the new odd jobs?

[gusty isle]

Ture

Actually kinda fun

How are you liking them?

[zealous tide]

I have just unloaded a big boy in the toilet, who wanna see

[rose barn]

🕵️‍♀️

[clever epoch]

Hi

[hidden jungle]

Moon's shining

[placid bloom]

Hai moon

[dusky shuttle]

I like them it's pretty fun especially the fire fighting one

[gusty isle]

Same and the Forklift one just the payout for the forklift is kinda annoying but it is fun otherwise

[dusky shuttle]

I do find it odd that recently Rockstar is doing double money on the legal side of our businesses but it's honestly refreshing

[balmy birch]

Fck

[marble nexus]

I FINALLY POOPED

[wintry tusk]

is the gruppe sechs and bobcat security the best money making method in gta v for new players?

[weak frost]

kaboom

[bitter gulch]

.

[supple plover]

😂

[nimble parrot]

❎ ❎ ❎

[wintry tusk]

what is it?

[zealous tide]

Yeeehaw

[zealous tide]

We pooped at the same time

[nimble parrot]

@wintry tusk
The treasure hunts and bounty hunter missions (not talking about the Bounty Bail Office), the Cluckin Bell Farm Raid, the KnoWay Out Story, the First/Last Dose Story Missions etc, The missions you mention do not even pay well, this week they are just on double money.

[wintry tusk]

thanks alot, where do i find the treasure hunts?

[rose barn]

🕵️‍♀️

[nimble parrot]

@wintry tusk
You get an email on your phone, randomly, telling you about them.

[wintry tusk]

appreciate it, have a good one

[nimble parrot]

@wintry tusk
The email will be from vanderlinde@eyefind com (which is a Dutch Van Der Linde easter egg).

[tropic elbow]

VANDERLINEEE

YOU DONT KNOW ME

BUT YOU KEEP ROBBING ME

[forest pulsar]

@zealous tide do you know any maps that people actually play?

[marble nexus]

Poop buddies! I haven't pooped in almost 5 days and I think I lost 10 pounds with this one.

[keen tiger]

First message i see

[rose barn]

🕵️‍♀️

Everything okay Guys?

[keen tiger]

💀

[broken merlin]

stop with ts

corny asf you in here everyday acting like a detective

pmo

mods ban her for impersonating

[rose barn]

That's my job 🕵️‍♀️

[steel gyro]

they be next minimodahoy

[keen tiger]

It isnt🙏🥀

[broken merlin]

🌽 ⚽

[keen tiger]

🫰 giving ur comment a like

[indigo gazelle]

Congrats

[placid bloom]

Hai @broken merlin

[rose barn]

👀

[broken merlin]

😂 i appreciate it

[broken merlin]

whats up last time was funny

how u been

[placid bloom]

IKR

[keen tiger]

Is everything okay bro?🙏🥹🥀🥀

[placid bloom]

GUDDD AND YU?