Space Sharks!
#Adding Space Sharks
upbeat oxide
Space Sharks
foggy fossil
Shorks! Shorks! Shorks!
split knoll
https://tenor.com/view/elmo-sigh-gif-5895699729383201961
Mowerman is feeling sad we haven't gotten space sharks yet
#sadmowerman
If you are listening devs, hear mowerman's cry for space sharks to be added
queen fable
I'm crying happy tears at the empty space, free of sharks
I do hope they hear that yes
split knoll
Oh, how tragic, the evil, space shark hating side of mowerman has come back
#freemowerman
queen fable
It is not evil to resist the cult
crude moon
Space sharks
upbeat oxide
#freemowerman
#freemowerman
upbeat oxide
It is not evil to resist the cult
A cult is inherently evil, we are not
dawn vine
#freemowerman
#freemowerman
crude moon
Day 128
remote cosmos
Megafauna Sector modifier: Shiver of Space sharks.
item blueprint: Chum-buoy: Carry it out into space, then run(fly) like hell to attract space sharks
livid socket
#freemowerman
livid socket
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How many more?
crude moon
How many more?
55
livid socket
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foggy fossil
ShorkShorkshorkShorkshorkShorkshorkShorkshorkShorkshorkShorkshorkShorkshorkShorkshorkShorkshorkShorks!
livid socket
upbeat oxide
@silk trout when do we get a channel as opposed to just a thread?
silk trout
upbeat oxide
crude moon
Space Shark Fan Club role, please π€£
atomic zinc
it would be nice to see a new color of name around these parts
upbeat oxide
Space Shark Fan Club role, please π€£
Yes. Give it to us
upbeat oxide
it would be nice to see a new color of name around these parts
Agreed
livid socket
queen fable
livid socket
https://tenor.com/view/nope-no-way-gif-24547692
split knoll
split knoll
https://tenor.com/view/nope-no-way-gif-24547692
crude moon
Day 129!
crude moon
https://tenor.com/view/nope-no-way-gif-24547692
deep rock
I am amazed this is still going on. π
upbeat oxide
I mean a lot are already sick of us lol
Not sick enough
upbeat oxide
I am amazed this is still going on. π
We will continue until our demands are met!
deep rock
We will continue until our demands are met!
What if the space shark is but a mere display? A trophy, a mural, or something like that?
livid socket
It will be acceptable
Do not give them an easy out! π¦
upbeat oxide
I never said I'd stop fighting for more
Just as a black hole insatiably absorbs all matter, I will insatiably request space sharks until we have them all
gentle badger
No space sharks yet?
crude moon
No space sharks yet?
Eventually β’
gentle badger
Fooey
queen fable
Right before the heat death of the universe
foggy fossil
Space Shorks! And Space Fish!
And Space Fly-Fishing!
(They're probably gonna make a space shark into a Legion melee drone that hunts down EVA'ers...)
upbeat oxide
Space Sharks
foggy fossil
SHORKS!
crude moon
Day 130!
queen fable
Thats 131 days too many of asking
torn geode
Youβre right, we shouldβve had them in from launch. A shame that weβve been denied space sharks for this long
foggy fossil
SHORKS!
split knoll
foggy fossil
Shorks! Shorks! Shorts! Shorks!
remote cosmos
So ready to parry space-sharks.
crude moon
Day 131!
livid socket
queen fable
We demand them not
upbeat oxide
*you
upbeat oxide
Actually we need Space Megalodons, shark would be underwhelming
He makes a valid point
Also welcome to the server!
raw sun
thank you ...
raw sun
Dont mind me while i have fun with the idea π
crude moon
Dont mind me while i have fun with the idea π
π
upbeat oxide
https://tenor.com/view/titanic-bad-ideas-gif-24267760
Well if the Titanic will sink, then all the bad ideas will as well, leaving only the best, such as Space Sharks
queen fable
Leaving them at the bottom of the ocean
split knoll
Leaving them at the bottom of the ocean
JOKES ON YOU! SPACE SHARKS SWIM IN WATER TOO!
oops, caps lock and auto exclamation
how did that happen? π€
split knoll
Honestly looks like a space singetail, or at least that is what I thought of when I first saw it
is it like a leviathan type creature? (what you are modeling)
crude moon
looks cool as shit regardless
upbeat oxide
This is day 132 of asking for Space Sharks
with just 8 days of Mr. Krabs memes left, the Space Shark Enthusiasts continued their quest
crude moon
*with just 8 days of Mr. Krabs memes left, the Space Shark Enthusiasts continued...
Stay storng
foggy fossil
Shorks shorks shorks shorks shorks shorks shorks shorks!
remote cosmos
https://tenor.com/view/titanic-bad-ideas-gif-24267760
The titanic was the titanic of bad ideas.
woeful arch
woeful arch
Gasp a sequel
thin tinsel
Listen up folks!
What about the next ship being shark shaped? In SPACE!
Like this!
Or in classic Tintin's style
But in SPACE!
crude moon
Like this!
Yes.+1
queen fable
Nope+βΎοΈ
upbeat oxide
Let's say nope is -1, and infinity is the set of all integers, adding infinity to -1 makes it positive, meaning yes
Mowerman is pro Space Sharks confirmed?
livid socket
Mowerman is pro Space Sharks confirmed?
queen fable
Let's say nope is -1, and infinity is the set of all integers, adding infinity t...
You can say whatever you want. Whether it's rational or makes any sense is another thing entirely.
upbeat oxide
#freemowerman
split knoll
#freemowerman
raw sun
Let's say nope is -1, and infinity is the set of all integers, adding infinity t...
Sorry to say its definitely a boolean value, so a "true"or "false" defined by a bit of 1 or 0, we just have to hope for cosmic rays to do a bit flip here, So it's not a question if.. but a question of when..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw8AkW152so
See this we need this.... The people need this.
Less water more space, less canonballs more canons.
atomic zinc
Let's say nope is -1, and infinity is the set of all integers, adding infinity t...
the set of all integers includes negative integers
upbeat oxide
Sorry to say its definitely a boolean value, so a "true"or "false" defined by a ...
Fair. But 0 plus infinity is greater than 0 or true since a Boolean can't be negative
upbeat oxide
the set of all integers includes negative integers
fair...
raw sun
Imagine this in the size of your ship, As a random encounter,
Following you and randomly spewing stuff at you, and using its jaws to bite/pull your ship and wiggle it around.. and if you get hit by its projectile you get an EMP effect for a 5 ish seconds, once it has its jaws on you'll be under the same EMP effect, this until you go to the outside of your ship and shoot it in the face till it releases. ( much like the mines )
queen fable
raw sun
You must be fun at parties ...
livid socket
#freemowerman
queen fable
I am, unless they're full of terrible ideas
livid socket
crude moon
Imagine this in the size of your ship, As a random encounter,
Following you and...
Oohhhh acid damage
Just ignore mower
He had a rough childhood
queen fable
That is more true than you know
raw sun
The EMP would be more like disable all ship things, so a projectile would make so you cant do anything for a short time, but once it has it jaws on you you are forced to go close encouter of the worst kind since your ship will be fully disabled till you get it off..
crude moon
That is more true than you know
π«
split knoll
The EMP would be more like disable all ship things, so a projectile would make s...
This creature is completely unrelated to space sharks though, right? Right?
If it is supposed to be the "space shark" we get, I am out
Needs to be more shark-like
Don't get me wrong, it looks sick. But it ain't my space shark
upbeat oxide
That is more true than you know
Ngl that's sad
split knoll
crude moon
Day 133
crude moon
I am, unless they're full of terrible ideas
queen fable
Your guys excuses for space shark are seemingly endless, you must have a lot of those cabinets
upbeat oxide
Your guys excuses for space shark are seemingly endless, you must have a lot of ...
Only as many as there are what some people believe reasons against space sharks plus 1000
crude moon
incoming speedmetal song
crude moon
Only as many as there are what some people believe reasons against space sharks ...
Sorry not sorry
split knoll
That.... That was.... That was BEAUTIFUL!!!
upbeat oxide
Sorry not sorry
@silk trout
crude moon
Holy cow bro
At the end of the day it's AI trash π but they're my lyrics completely
that's the one thing i can completely control and that's the lyrics
upbeat oxide
At the end of the day it's AI trash π but they're my lyrics completely
Fair, and they're good
upbeat oxide
that's the one thing i can completely control and that's the lyrics
Yeah
I might have to use clips from something to music sync this
Or spend way too much time making this in game
silk trout
jesus christ
upbeat oxide
Interesting
silk trout
Not the AI song to win us over π
crude moon
jesus christ
Bro suno gen ai music is scary.... D:
You should listen to the butt song π€£
it's kpop
upbeat oxide
attempts to go back to Lo-fi after listening to the entirety of the space shark song...
crude moon
*attempts to go back to Lo-fi after listening to the entirety of the space shark...
Give me like 2 minutes...
upbeat oxide
Oh no....
Ngl this sounds wrong after hearing the rock version
Nothing against you or the lyrics
Just doesn't sound right
crude moon
Just doesn't sound right
right? Changing genre's starts gettin' REAL weird
upbeat oxide
I bet
crude moon
German polka is pretty great
upbeat oxide
Interesting
livid socket
German polka is pretty great
If you do this a space shark shall eat you ingame every time you start a mission π¦
crude moon
If you do this a space shark shall eat you ingame every time you start a mission...
midwestern 00s emo punk rock or kpop
livid socket
midwestern 00s emo punk rock or kpop
Now i'm getting Evanescence flashbacks π±
crude moon
Now i'm getting Evanescence flashbacks π±
livid socket
That's more Avril Lavigne
crude moon
That's more Avril Lavigne
yeah that's the one i already had on hand
trying to figure out how what genre best fit evanesecne
livid socket
It's alternative rock, nu metal, but it always had that emo touch
crude moon
Hrm this might work
this sounds pretty close
i fuckin' love this bossa nova version
crude moon
AI slop..
π«΅ fact
but the lyrics are all mine, at least
also i don't think you ever liked me so...
unreal lintel
also i don't think you ever liked me so...
I never mentioned my personal opinion of you
I was referring to Space Sharks
unreal lintel
also i don't think you ever liked me so...
Also, what made you think this, sorry?
crude moon
Also, what made you think this, sorry?
You and Lune are often mean to me π
i've accepted it
crude moon
Either way, my personal opinion of you is not low
Its EXTRA low, maybe π
unreal lintel
I think that would fall under "low"
foggy fossil
Imagine this in the size of your ship, As a random encounter,
Following you and...
That is a dragonfly, not a shork.
I want to shoot it! But it's not shorks.
split knoll
Since we are on the topic... Why are house flies smaller than horse flies?
atomic zinc
The same reason spacious sharks can either occupy more space OR be smaller and permit more space to exist.
unreal lintel
Since we are on the topic... Why are house flies smaller than horse flies?
That's a good point
unborn raven
Since we are on the topic... Why are house flies smaller than horse flies?
one name indicates habitat the other target
torn geode
Since we are on the topic... Why are house flies smaller than horse flies?
Houses have less blood
unreal lintel
Houses have less blood
That's a good answer
crude moon
That's a good answer
Depends on the house...
What if the house is like a red cross blood donation center π±
unreal lintel
Well then the house flies there would be very large
queen locust
Bro suno gen ai music is scary.... D:
Am not the greatest musician but if I got some time I'll give it a shot with actual music π¦
foggy fossil
Shorks!
crude moon
Day 134!
crude moon
Am not the greatest musician but if I got some time I'll give it a shot with act...
HYPE
upbeat oxide
Am not the greatest musician but if I got some time I'll give it a shot with act...
YESSSSSSSS
foggy fossil
crude moon
space sharks
upbeat oxide
This is day 135 of asking for Space Sharks
crude moon
Shorks
thin tinsel
Wow, nice !
Did you do this ?
foggy fossil
I did not.
upbeat oxide
weary quarry
raw sun
Give it up for the SpaceShorks
foggy fossil
Shorks!Shorks!Shorks!
raw sun
Where my sharks at ?
crude moon
Where my sharks at ?
Maybe content update 2
crude moon
Day 137!
foggy fossil
Shorks! Shorks! Shorks!
split knoll
SPACE SHARKS!!!!!!! π π¦
split knoll
foggy fossil
Shorks!
crude moon
Shorks
remote cosmos
https://suno.com/s/Ol6OT28QC63YuuN3
i spent all day on the lyrics. hope ya like it. :3
Also, Shorks.
crude moon
https://suno.com/s/Ol6OT28QC63YuuN3
i spent all day on the lyrics. hope ya like...
π€
Writing lyrics is hard!
Let me give it a listen
Haha rockabilly amazing choice
remote cosmos
i wasn't sure what "PB" from the OP's name stood for so i just went with "peanut butter" XD
split knoll
https://suno.com/s/Ol6OT28QC63YuuN3
i spent all day on the lyrics. hope ya like...
Groovy
well done
split knoll
i wasn't sure what "PB" from the OP's name stood for so i just went with "peanut...
yeah, that's probably good enough
lol
We got a song to convince keepsake, and a song full of lore. Now all we need is a national anthem for the space sharks and space shark enthusiasts
remote cosmos
something like the ballad of the green berets?
split knoll
Not sure what that is
split knoll
Actually, yeah maybe
Kind of reminds me some reason of the portal and portal two narrator for whatever reason
Just an old thing I guess
remote cosmos
probably because of the staccato structure.
remote cosmos
staccato is like... clear crisp notes with pauses. it's the antithesis of legato.
split knoll
Lol, I am not a music or English fanatic
I got no clue what legato or anything like that js
Is*
remote cosmos
i just... had choir in highschool. XD
split knoll
Oh lol, I never had anything like that
remote cosmos
yeah. it's not something most people need to know. XD
split knoll
Yeah, definitely not important when doing like a math degree
remote cosmos
definitely not. but music is more fun than math. XD
split knoll
That's one opinion
remote cosmos
indeed. ^_^
remote cosmos
split knoll
That's a landshark
remote cosmos
land sharks can be on ships too. i am all shark-inclusive.
remote cosmos
most things do
split knoll
Lol
remote cosmos
nah. the cuteness is to lure in the enemy. XD
split knoll
I mean, you aren't too far off from Jeff's lore
crude moon
Day 138!
upbeat oxide
i wasn't sure what "PB" from the OP's name stood for so i just went with "peanut...
Perfect
upbeat oxide
https://suno.com/s/Ol6OT28QC63YuuN3
i spent all day on the lyrics. hope ya like...
Yo this song is awesome! The lyrics are fantastic!
foggy fossil
Shorks!
upbeat oxide
https://suno.com/s/Ol6OT28QC63YuuN3
i spent all day on the lyrics. hope ya like...
@silk trout
queen fable
Listening is hard for sharkers
upbeat oxide
See we have pinged him less
As opposed to 3 times a day, it's now 3 times a week
Well 3-8
remote cosmos
Yo this song is awesome! The lyrics are fantastic!
Thank you. ^_^ I'm very happy with how it turned out.
foggy fossil
So, what if, as a treat, shark-themed Halloween helmet?
livid socket
Listening is hard for sharkers
#teamshark, although "Council Of Space Shark Advocates" has a nicer ring to it π¦
remote cosmos
Not to be confused with "the order of the Selachi" or "High order of 'Deep' thinkers"
upbeat oxide
Thank you. ^_^ I'm very happy with how it turned out.
Music video dropping soon π
If that's okay
remote cosmos
Music video dropping soon π
that would be awesome
remote cosmos
i will keep my hopes up and my expectations down. :3
upbeat oxide
I'll do my best not to disappoint
@remote cosmos @crude moon @livid socket @foggy fossil I need some extra players to make this, would you all be up for playing sometime this week?
errant marlin
<@332141961291104256> <@177953924211408899> <@781843510574972938> <@127047755041...
?
What i miss
I was gone for like a week
upbeat oxide
https://suno.com/s/Ol6OT28QC63YuuN3
i spent all day on the lyrics. hope ya like...
HuskyRix made an awesome song, so did Orange, and now I'm trying to make a video based on Husky's song
Also some debates with Mowerman but other than that not much
crude moon
<@332141961291104256> <@177953924211408899> <@781843510574972938> <@127047755041...
Sure if I'm available!
upbeat oxide
Awesome! What times would work best for you?
remote cosmos
my next free time is probably going to be over a week out sadly. ^^; we're at about half staff at work, so i'm working extra.
upbeat oxide
Fair
I've got pretty open availability so if y'all want to just ping me whenever you've got time it should work for me
foggy fossil
<@332141961291104256> <@177953924211408899> <@781843510574972938> <@127047755041...
Wha?
upbeat oxide
Music video dropping soon π
@foggy fossil, I'm thinking about trying to make Husky's song into a video but I need some people to help make some scenes
upbeat oxide
Anyone online and able to join for 10 minutes?
crude moon
Day 139!
upbeat oxide
upbeat oxide
anyone able to get on Jump Space for 5 minutes to help me get a scene for the video?
upbeat oxide
First bit finished!
remote cosmos
Looks pretty good so far. :3
crude moon
Day 140!
foggy fossil
Shorks!
remote cosmos
Spice shorks
crude moon
No space sharks in Content Update 1 π
queen fable
Yeah, they don't want to ruin the game with that addition
upbeat oxide
https://tenor.com/view/anger-angry-break-gif-19098093
This
crude moon
https://tenor.com/view/sadness-gif-20077186
Don't worry, i got the scoop for content update 2
upbeat oxide
bet
split knoll
queen fable
Don't worry, i got the scoop for content update 2
queen fable
https://tenor.com/view/self-aware-self-awareness-not-detected-incredulity-gif-15...
You'll find it once you leave the cult of space sharks
I believe that you can find the strength
queen fable
livid socket
https://tenor.com/view/georgia-hardstark-karen-kilgariff-mfm-my-fave-murder-cult...
#freemowerman
split knoll
#freemowerman
split knoll
#SPACESHARKS4EVA!
upbeat oxide
#freemowerman
upbeat oxide
https://tenor.com/view/georgia-hardstark-karen-kilgariff-mfm-my-fave-murder-cult...
That's like saying people who like doughnuts are in a cult
Like doughnut enjoyers, we understand the many benefits space sharks provide to society
queen fable
You can say it's like that all you want, but it is in fact nothing like it
raw sun
i vote for space fishing though, got to catch me rare space fishies for my space fish collection
Nebula Fin
Starlight Snapper
Cosmo Carp
Orbitfish
Luna Guppy
Galaxi-Gill
Meteor Mackerel
Solarfin
Comet Koi
Astro Angelfish
Quasar Queen
Eclipse Eel
Nova Trout
Stellar Seahorse
Plasma Puffer
Gravity Grouper
Titan Tetra
Dark Matter Minnow
Andromeda Arowana
Photon Flounder
Got to catch them all
queen fable
Like doughnut enjoyers, we understand the many benefits space sharks provide to ...
A more apt comparison would be donut enjoyers chanting about donuts like you all, deriding people who don't want donuts and saying everyone must have donuts
Since you all chant for sharks, say the game must have them and shun people who oppose such drivel
raw sun
Well everybody must have donuts, you are officially declassified as human if you hate donuts so....
queen locust
now we need donut space sharks too
upbeat oxide
now we need donut space sharks too
Space doughnuts for space Sharks!
upbeat oxide
A more apt comparison would be donut enjoyers chanting about donuts like you all...
See but people who don't like doughnuts are criminals
"You've never met someone who doesn't like doughnuts. You know why, cause they're in jail!"
- Jim Gaffigan
upbeat oxide
Nebula Fin
Starlight Snapper
Cosmo Carp
Orbitfish
Luna Guppy
Galaxi-Gill
Meteor ...
999+ missed calls from Nintendo's legal team
crude moon
Crossover #1432423824913334344
crude moon
Day 141!
crude moon
It's been 141 days
queen fable
thin tinsel
It's been 141 days
queen fable
Yeah. A wonderful 141 days of shark free greatness
queen fable
The truth requires not your belief for it to be
livid socket
The truth requires not your belief for it to be
The objective truth is that you are wrong.
queen fable
The objective truth is on my side. Merely look and see, THERE ARE NO SPACE SHARKS
livid socket
The objective truth is on my side. Merely look and see, THERE ARE NO SPACE SHARK...
If you can't see the sun at night, doesn't it still exist?
queen fable
Yes, we can still see the sun at night. Its light reflects off the moon, it's light causes shadows from our planet to move across said moon. People on the other side of our planet still see the sun. Our satellites still see the sun after we cannot.
There are no space sharks.
livid socket
Yes, we can still see the sun at night. Its light reflects off the moon, it's li...
Look at the shadows then. There are plenty of sharks hiding. Your method of observation is flawed.
queen fable
I'd say your logic is flawed, but you haven't any. It's no different than a child who believes the monster is under their bed because they heard the house settle, or someone who goes hunting for Bigfoot because they heard something big out in the woods.
upbeat oxide
I think we're all beginning to forget this is a game.....
and in a game anything can exist....
such as Space Sharks....
livid socket
I'd say your logic is flawed, but you haven't any. It's no different than a chil...
The only monster here is you, denying the truth of the space shark
upbeat oxide
Hey!
The Council of Space Sharks believes that all are worthy of equal respect! Regardless of their beliefs
queen fable
I am no more monstrous than reality!
split knoll
I am no more monstrous than reality!
good for you?
oops lol, I read that as "I am more monstrous than reality!"
remote cosmos
Reality is a horrible monster that ruins thousands of lives daily.
crude moon
I am no more monstrous than reality!
#freemowerman #justice4mowerman
remote cosmos
Hey, just to clerify... jump space is a sci-fi work of fiction right?
and things don't have to be proven to exist IRL to be in a work of fiction...? am i not getting that right?
if that is the case, I'm crazy, and things that haven't been found by the earth-humans of reality can't be in a game: what will the devs do when they have to take Materia, jump drives, AI ships, a machine that turns a tube of goo into a controversial pizza, along with dozens of other things that "don't exist" out of the game?
I'm legit curious why anyone would think space sharks have to exist in real life to be in a fictional space adventure game.
upbeat oxide
Hey, just to clerify... jump space is a sci-fi work of fiction right?
and thing...
No I think you're right
torn geode
I'm legit curious why anyone would think space sharks have to exist in real life...
Because keepsake games is planning on adding Materia, jump drives, a robot apocalypse, etc. into real life so they can be kept in jump space, but they have no such plans for space sharks
torn geode
Are you saying that space sharks are on the list of things Keepsake is adding to real life? This is very exciting news
remote cosmos
Because keepsake games is planning on adding Materia, jump drives, a robot apoca...
honestly, if that's the case... i yield to the dev's decision. XD
split knoll
Are you saying that space sharks are on the list of things Keepsake is adding to...
I mean, why not? They already plan to add a whole robot apocalypse, according to you
crude moon
Space sharks
queen locust
Sharks once again prove their value to our society https://www.quantamagazine.org/shark-data-suggests-animals-scale-like-geometric-objects-20251027/
crude moon
Day 142!
upbeat oxide
We ran out of Mr. Krabs gifs
crude moon
We ran out of Mr. Krabs gifs
RIP
THE MOVEMENT IS DEAD
We are nothing without mr.krabs
livid socket
Because keepsake games is planning on adding Materia, jump drives, a robot apoca...
No plans for space sharks?
crude moon
SHOW HAZY THE TRUTH
upbeat oxide
They forgot the space sharks again
livid socket
Ping 'em all to remind them? 
woeful arch
crude moon
https://www.nexusmods.com/jumpspace/mods/3
Good mod, but I want OFFICIAL SHARKS
upbeat oxide
*Official Space Sharks
We can't give our enemies any way to misinterpret our mission
leaden marten
fyi the mod just so happens to almost perfectly align the Halloween part hat
crude moon
fyi the mod just so happens to almost perfectly align the Halloween part hat
Hahahahahaha that's amazing
upbeat oxide
Perfection
queen fable
Perfection would be no one ever even thought to make such a hideous thing. But like Adam and Eve, people had to go an ruin paradise
remote cosmos
^Says the snake in the garden.
crude moon
Day 143!
upbeat oxide
Y'all this is going too far
Both Mowerman and our responses to him
Like seriously this is literally non player entities we're talking about
Let's all take a step back and remember that
raw sun
Both Mowerman and our responses to him
You OP you, the moment you made the original request you commited to a cause.. cant go backing of it now π π π π π
brittle girder
Give me a shark helmet or ship skin at least
brittle girder
SHARK GAUNTLET
Or Shark Suit
upbeat oxide
You OP you, the moment you made the original request you commited to a cause.. ...
I am by no means backing out
What I am saying is comparing others to the origin of sin and/or the devil is intolerable in this setting
And in all settings
raw sun
What I am saying is comparing others to the origin of sin and/or the devil is in...
Ah got ya.. Np m8te
brittle girder
Make buddy a shark
upbeat oxide
https://www.nexusmods.com/jumpspace/mods/3
@brittle girder
queen fable
What I am saying is comparing others to the origin of sin and/or the devil is in...
You really shouldn't get offended for people. Especially when when it's back and forth banter
brittle girder
<@671161904437133353>
Iβm sticking with unmodded for now, I already enjoy in more than enough
upbeat oxide
Fair
upbeat oxide
Space Sharks
split knoll
livid socket
And fishes! And fishing the fishes. And fishing the shorks.
Shork fishes you! π¦
raw sun
we need to raid #1387274796714430523 π
crude moon
Day 144!
upbeat oxide
Space Sharks
split knoll
livid socket
raw sun
upbeat oxide
Day 145!
golden ivy
queen fable
Never would be too soon
split knoll
that's from lost right? ^
queen fable
It is
split knoll
pretty decent show, didn't like the ending fully
steady steppe
sybauπ¨πΏββ€οΈβπβπ¨πΏ
upbeat oxide
Day 146!
crude moon
Shork
split knoll
split knoll
Make sure to vote for which type of space shark you'd prefer.
Just jump to the poll by clicking on the above reply
queen fable
Still missing the important option of "non existant"
Which everyone knows would be best
fallow pawn
I hope y'all aren't genuine. I would like if this game kept things grounded to it's own reality rather than dumb children's toy level crap.
maybe a secret decoration like nessie as a nod to this level of commitment would be fun.
or maybe it could just vaguely look like a shark roaming the map and keep the design formula of the legion. that'd also be cool.
fallow pawn
crap... a vaguely shark looking robot that kept the legion design formula would actually be really cool. it'd definitely break up the monotony of dogfights a bit if its executed well.
crude moon
Day 147
upbeat oxide
crap... a vaguely shark looking robot that kept the legion design formula would ...
well that was a fast character arc....
upbeat oxide
I hope y'all aren't genuine. I would like if this game kept things grounded to i...
But we're very genuine
fallow pawn
As long as it's clearly a robot then I'm sold. not a big fan of straight up sharks in space.
kinda too silly imo
upbeat oxide
Fair
Most people agree that robots would be best
But there's disagreement on whose side they would be on
fallow pawn
The Legion would probably destroy any extra terrestrial life forms or any robots that aren't on their side (they don't shoot buddy but I'm convinced that buddy is a spy)
so if it's a robot it might stick with the legion.
we got spiders, we got raptors, sharks are right up their alley.
brittle girder
As long as it's clearly a robot then I'm sold. not a big fan of straight up shar...
Cyborg shark, should be aggressive to both sides
brittle girder
The Legion would probably destroy any extra terrestrial life forms or any robots...
Buddy is almost racist against robotsπ€£π€£π€£ they probably hate him
fallow pawn
Buddy is almost racist against robotsπ€£π€£π€£ they probably hate him
says hateful things, yet always tells me to "leave some for him" and never shoots them. and he always blows all of my materia on ship ammo.
somethings up with that clanker.
brittle girder
says hateful things, yet always tells me to "leave some for him" and never shoot...
You know he only uses 5 materia for ship ammo right?
But the rest fo sho
upbeat oxide
says hateful things, yet always tells me to "leave some for him" and never shoot...
Interesting
I find buddy annoyingly accurate when I don't shoot
Like there are times when I'm soloing and I need a robot for a scene I'm filming or something and buddy just blows up the robot
brittle girder
I find buddy annoyingly accurate when I don't shoot
He shoots the highest health I believe, so heβll target bosses and the two legs before the fire spiders
fallow pawn
he'd be a lot more reliable if he went for the smaller guys and left the big boys for my mk 3 weapons.
brittle girder
he'd be a lot more reliable if he went for the smaller guys and left the big boy...
Itβs nice when you go up against the bot that shoots rockets and has the rad config, and all Iβve got is the pistol
upbeat oxide
It'd be cool to be able to set buddy to target certain classes/health first
brittle girder
That would be sick
split knoll
Is buddy just single player?
If so, maybe they will add a way for you to ping what you want him to attack/do
crude moon
Is buddy just single player?
single and duo
we know buddy is getting a lot more improvements in the future, as to what exactly tbd
split knoll
Ah okay cool
crude moon
Day 148!
dark brook
Can we add 2 or 3 of them please? Need a full crew! π₯°
crystal mural
Can we add 2 or 3 of them please? Need a full crew! π₯°
even better, Buddy Upgrades
upbeat oxide
So uhh
Space Sharks
And uhh
Space Sharks
Also
Space Sharks
Did I mention Space Sharks?
livid socket
Must be the work of Big Space Tuna! π
queen fable
I'm gonna find a way to steal pb's phone and change it so every time he types space shark it turns into space trash
upbeat oxide
I'm gonna find a way to steal pb's phone and change it so every time he types sp...
Good luck with that
queen fable
Sounds like you secretly want out of the cult. I'll gladly help you my friend!
split knoll
#freepb.....Oh, I mean....#freemowerman
upbeat oxide
Oi
livid socket
#freespacesharks4all
upbeat oxide
Yes
sacred grail
Damn why space sharks and not xenomorph like creatures or necromorphs type on a stranded space station or a side mission on a alien planets perhaps? Robots are getting old quick
upbeat oxide
Q&A mention π
Hol up what?
crude moon
Hol up what?
Same as we already know
it's on their radar to add something, but still TBD how it will be added to the game
upbeat oxide
I found it
I'm so glad they mentioned it
They said that they don't want to have sharks just floating around
however
I think that will still be possible
If we work hard enough
upbeat oxide
LORE IDEA
Space Sharks were originally considered bad but the Atirans because they destroyed ships. So the Atirans created the legion to fight the space sharks. They were hunted until near extinction, with very few still living, when the virus broke out, infecting the robots.
Now the space sharks are still out there, but a rare and mythical occurrence
They are hostile to both you and the legion but primarily the legion
That would explain why the legion is so powerful after only a year
And give space sharks the opportunity to be rare but still in game as a creature
Their occurrence is just incredibly rare (maybe 1 in 100 jumps or something)
brittle girder
# LORE IDEA
Space Sharks were originally considered bad but the Atirans because...
Or like a different game mode?
foggy fossil
Shorks!
upbeat oxide
Or like a different game mode?
Not sure that would work as easily but maybe?
ornate raptor
Would space sharks imply the existence of space whales? If so, can they be milked? Is that where we're getting the cheese?
upbeat oxide
Interesting thought
split knoll
Who created the space sharks? I guess they are more like creatures and not robots?
split knoll
@upbeat oxide
upbeat oxide
Sup
upbeat oxide
Oh
According to the lore above they're biological
They're like purgil from Star wars
They've always been and always will be
The plot twist is that Atirans are the corrupt ones
Or at least were
And decided to deal with Space Sharks disrupting space routes by hunting the space sharks until near extinction instead of using other measures
upbeat oxide
They've always been and always will be
(unless they're hunted to extinction)
split knoll
Ah, okay
atomic zinc
We voted here that mechanical space-sharks make more sense
Then they can exist more like 1 in 10 (rather than 1 in 100) missions
crude moon
Day 150!
atomic zinc
Fighting off an infestation of alien von Neumann sharks would be a great excuse for the Atiran machinery to have been so weaponized in the outer reaches
queen fable
You know what would be a great way for the team to elegantly add sharks? They can replace what nisse was. You find them, and grind them into materia like the scrap they are.
livid socket
You know what would be a great way for the team to elegantly add sharks? They ca...
You are a monster, and this is how i picture you
queen fable
Thankfully I am not that short
foggy fossil
Shorks! Shorks! Shorks!
remote cosmos
You know what would be a great way for the team to elegantly add sharks? They ca...
This is a good first step. Mowerman has admitted they should add space sharks.
livid socket
This is a good first step. Mowerman has admitted they should add space sharks.
#freemowerman
crude moon
Day 151!
livid socket
https://tenor.com/view/jump-space-nisse-jump-space-nisse-gif-2370211844355008201
Nisse is not amused! 
The gnomes are now out to get you!
jagged verge
https://tenor.com/view/jump-space-nisse-jump-space-nisse-gif-2370211844355008201
Coulianos would like to have a word with you...
foggy fossil
Let's have shorks!
upbeat oxide
queen fable
upbeat oxide
But you know what is acceptable?
This segway
To our sponsor!
Sponsor Spot
--- Council of Space Sharks ---
The Space Shark movement is sponsored by the Council of Space Sharks! Become a Space Sharker today!
queen fable
foggy fossil
"Space sharks" has been a community meme on the Discord for a long time, and we acknowledge that we will reference or add this in some form in the future.
Shorks! Shorks! Shorks!
Maybe the new ship will be named the Akula or Hammerhead or something, and have a shark-nose paint job?
atomic zinc
...a Hammerhead ship? π€© https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Sphyrna-class_Hammerhead_corvette
upbeat oxide
Bet
upbeat oxide
> "Space sharks" has been a community meme on the Discord for a long time, and w...
In the actual recap on steam let's go!
My only problem is this
They have called us a meme
And we are no meme
We are an semi-organized group of people who believe in the viral idea that a mythical creature should be added to the game
-# wait that sounds like a meme.....
foggy fossil
-# *wait that sounds like a meme.....*
π¦ π π¦ π€£ π¦ π
Something like that but horizontally laid out, so...
Actually, something shaped suspiciously like a legally-distinct Defender-class Light Corvette from SWTOR...
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Defender-class_light_corvette/Legends
upbeat oxide
Yes
foggy fossil
And honestly, at those dimensions ( 94m long, 71m at the beam, 29m high) it would juuuuust about fit at the top of the range for a player ship in Jump Space, too.
foggy fossil
Mount the engine nozzles vertically instead of horizontally...
Give it a dorsal fin that's carrying like, the sensors, etc...
upbeat oxide
Yesss
foggy fossil
I mean, you could also do away with the hammerhead if you don't wanna too obviously copy the Defender. Give it a more typical shark-shaped nose so it can have shark nose art, even.
foggy fossil
Paint schemes that mirror various sharks in their patterning... π
upbeat oxide
Especially if it had like a shark skin that was optional
upbeat oxide
Paint schemes that mirror various sharks in their patterning... π
Yes
upbeat oxide
Especially if it had like a shark skin that was optional
If it was done like this then it'd be a good ship that for the parts of the community that like sharks is a shark ship and the parts that don't just a normal ship
queen fable
Space sharks are absolutely a meme
There is nothing actually serious about them
you and orange have both called them silly before
upbeat oxide
I don't recall this
livid socket
Must be one of his false implanted memories. Big Space Tuna is going to go any length to discredit space sharks π±
#freemowerman
upbeat oxide
brittle anvil
Tbh this has been going on for so long, Iβm sure that the devs are gonna put a reference to this at some point.
brittle anvil
βSpace sharks" has been a community meme on the Discord for a long time, and we acknowledge that we will reference or add this in some form in the future.
Thatβs hilarious!
brittle anvil
All that work paid off, huh?
upbeat oxide
It has indeed
brittle anvil
I'm a bit sad they called it a meme though
Yeah, this has been going on way too long to be a joke.
queen fable
Especially for a meme
split knoll
#formerMeme
upbeat oxide
Day 154!
queen fable
#stillameme
upbeat oxide
Yesh
split knoll
crude moon
Shark
torn geode
Space
wooden sequoia
Shark
split knoll
Space
queen fable
upbeat oxide
Excuse me can anyone tell me where to find SPACE SHARKS?!
queen fable
In the memebin
split knoll
In the memebin
livid socket
In the memebin
You saying it's a meme is a meme already π€£
upbeat oxide
But in space!
queen fable
Memes? In space?
upbeat oxide
You're the only meme in space! He yells, sobbing
He then runs to the loving arms of his mother, who holds him, and tells him to shush, and that the world can be a scary and dangerous place, but that with faith in the sharks of space, all his problems will fade away...
Lol
upbeat oxide
@silk trout, if you all win most anticipated game, you should add space sharks because that's what the community wants (mostly)
silk trout
<@98073678935236608>, if you all win most anticipated game, you should add space...
Deal.
livid socket
You can't save enough of these images
livid socket
Do you use discord in that format?
Watcha mean?
upbeat oxide
No, space. The sharks are in space
he is right
upbeat oxide
Watcha mean?
I mean it's kinda difficult to distinguish between senders
The spacing is so little between messages
livid socket
Big monitor βοΈπ€
livid socket
Big enough for me π€·ββοΈ
queen fable
That's a lot of memedays
livid socket
Also, we DO NOT WANT
... half assed implementations for the space sharks
upbeat oxide
Ty for helping him finish his sentence
crude moon
I'm catchin' up
crude moon
How's that movement going btw?
Well, at least the devs acknowledged yours
π
Mine has been politely ignored and I don't blame them one bit
upbeat oxide
Well, at least the devs acknowledged yours
Fair
upbeat oxide
Mine has been politely ignored and I don't blame them one bit
That's sad
upbeat oxide
Okay ngl a gym would be awesome
upbeat oxide
It's not a meme π
Sorry, didn't mean to make it sound like that
queen fable
Nothing wrong with pointing out that a meme is a meme!
wooden sequoia
A complete gym with a near-Olympic-sized swimming pool. This way, the captured space sharks could hang out in the pool.
spice blade
+1
upbeat oxide
A complete gym with a near-Olympic-sized swimming pool. This way, the captured ...
Yesss
upbeat oxide
Space Sharks
upbeat oxide
Valid
upbeat oxide
Day 158
livid socket
https://tenor.com/view/bernie-mac-you-dont-understand-not-scared-gif-14394868
You don't need to be scared of him. You need to be scared of the space sharks 
split knoll
Sooooo, Miku in that gif ended up in space.... How does that help your point....
livid socket
https://tenor.com/view/jump-space-flushing-miku-down-the-toilet-gif-116010503134...
Nah, the space sharks aren't cruel. They'd never flush you down the toilet
queen fable
Sooooo, Miku in that gif ended up in space.... How does that help your point....
flushing the idea down the drain where it belongs
split knoll
But you flushed it into space
Therefore sending it into space
The place a space shark would and does belong
upbeat oxide
@upper wasp you seem like someone who likes sharks, have you heard of the Council of Space Sharks?
upper wasp
upbeat oxide
We need it
livid socket
C.o.S.S.A. (Council of Space Shark Advocates) is here to make it happen
wooden sequoia
We of the "Association of Space Sharks Exploration Societies (ASSES)," pledge our support!
crude moon
Day 159!
split knoll
https://tenor.com/view/confused-penguin-duck-searching-birb-gif-1531452157547263...
in hiding
they exist, they have just been in hiding due to the war
with the war dying down slightly because the robot virus already got rid of numerous humans, the robot presence isn't as crazy
that is for the organic sharks
for the fully robotic sharks, the robot virus has deployed elite hunters to better track down the smaller groups of humans
upbeat oxide
Day 160!
livid socket
π + π¦ = jawsome
upbeat oxide
Yes
upbeat oxide
He's training his spins
So he can evade the legion
As he approaches their weapons
To snatch them away
split knoll
@queen fable Have you given up? Have we freed you?
queen fable
Given up on what? An acknowledged meme?
queen fable
I've won, even the devs think it's a meme
That's all
(Honestly I'm just super busy for the holiday season, I run a dairy dept)
upbeat oxide
That's all
Perhaps we've both won? Because we are getting space sharks
upbeat oxide
(Honestly I'm just super busy for the holiday season, I run a dairy dept)
Fair. That's super cool btw
split knoll
(Honestly I'm just super busy for the holiday season, I run a dairy dept)
Ah, very nice
Day 163 of waiting for the devs to unveil space sharks,
queen fable
WW2 style ship decal is the only acceptable answer
split knoll
I mean, that'd be a cool tribute to this chat, but I think they could do more
At the very least, I would accept that
livid socket
crude moon
DAY 166!
upbeat oxide
Day 167
crude moon
DAY 168!
stable sleet
Canβt believe they havenβt been added yet smh my head
upbeat oxide
Agreed
split knoll
All of us without space sharks ππ’
upbeat oxide
queen fable
All of us without space sharks ππ’
Some of us are out here partying cuz of the lack
upbeat oxide
True
upbeat oxide
More alcohol just means more celebration
Actually keep partying
Eventually you'll have had enough alcohol to admit you want space sharks
atomic zinc
...the daily updates have become a nuisance rather than an aid.
queen fable
Is it really non belief when space sharks don't exist?
atomic zinc
I believe that they will exist, without the ceremonial corruption of this orthodoxy!!
It is the right of every player to facilitate their own connection to space sharks, and read this gospel firsthand.
split knoll
Is it really non belief when space sharks don't exist?
It is unfaithfulness to the cause
split knoll
I believe that they will exist, without the ceremonial corruption of this orthod...
All that will lead to is chaos. We need a central idea.
upbeat oxide
Within each Mowerman there are two Space Sharks
Unfortunately, he has trapped both of them in a cage
And yet they are there
Gnawing away
And someday, they will be free
#freemowerman
split knoll
Within each Mowerman there are two Space Sharks
Might need to clean up that analogy, however, #freemowerman
queen fable
The best part about it all, is that inside of each of us is zero space sharks
leaden marten
The space sharks are the friends we made along the way
upbeat oxide
The space sharks are the friends we made along the way
This is true
upbeat oxide
The best part about it all, is that inside of each of us is zero space sharks
Keep telling yourself that lol
livid socket
Maybe mowerman is different and he is inside a space shark. Would explain why he can't see one. He already got eaten βοΈπ€
queen fable
I'd rather be eaten than live in a world with space sharks
Also, happy space shark free turkey day
crude moon
Day 171!
split knoll
Also, happy space shark free turkey day
Happy Turkey Day
split knoll
I'd rather be eaten than live in a world with space sharks
I'm sure they'd rather eat you than have someone spreading false information about their existence
near zinc
This post has me thinking of Void Train as it kind of has this already π€
upbeat oxide
Me when space sharks
crude moon
Day 175!
split knoll
Day 176!
brittle girder
Day 177
upbeat oxide
Day 178!
wooden sequoia
I have an idea about what's going on here with the delay. I think the Space Sharks are being saved for the game's first DLC Expansion:
"Jump Space: The Attack of the Space Sharks!" π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦
livid socket
π π¦ =
crude moon
Shark
livid socket
whispers in space...
split knoll
[Insert Day] Days since first asking for space sharks
livid socket
EONS
split knoll
deep rock
Ummmm.... space sharks. Are flushed. 
ashen vault
upbeat oxide
Hey!
We are better than this!
We will not use violence to achieve our goals!
We are no better than the legion if we turn to this!
upbeat oxide
Do not betray the cause now!
We may want the addition of a powerful creature, but we cannot resort to violence!
livid socket
https://tenor.com/view/sharkcat-memecoin-cryptomeme-cryptocurrency-sharkcoin-gif-3354812763761543586
wooden sequoia
@upbeat oxide is right! We can't become what those filthy machines have become. We are not Legion trash!
split knoll
upbeat oxide
Words of truth are those
queen fable
queen fable
split knoll
Another sad day for us space shark enthusiasts
upbeat oxide
I like space sharks
You like space sharks
Mowerman likes space sharks
So we should get space sharks!
livid socket
Mowerman likes space sharks
#mowermanLOVESspacesharks
split knoll
#freemowerman
queen fable
#mowermanLOVESspacesharks
Words like this are violence
livid socket
Words like this are violence
wooden sequoia
What day are we on now? π€£
Looks like Day # 191.
(Last I saw December 4th was Day # 178, "officially")
split knoll
Ooooh very close to 200
wooden sequoia
Day 200 = Dec. 26th.
split knoll
Late Christmas present?
queen fable
We already get the best Christmas present every day. No space sharks.
split knoll
malarkey
wooden sequoia
boulderdash!
leaden marten
Day 196!
wooden sequoia
The sharks will be a Christmas present to us all this Thursday! [/me Hopes!]
split knoll
Merry Christmas Eve to you all!!!
wooden sequoia
Merry Day 198 too!
queen fable
Merry sharkfreemas to you
upbeat oxide
Sharkmas ain't over yet bro
queen fable
Sharkfreemas is forever
livid socket
#sharkpresents4mowerman
queen fable
upbeat oxide
Looking forward to it
split knoll
livid socket
split knoll
but in space ^
livid socket
May the new year uncover the elusive space sharks! π π¦
queen fable
livid socket
I hope #freemowerman will finally come to pass.
He is imprisoned in his disbelief, forced upon him by big space tuna.
May the truth finally come to pass and prove once and for all a single tiny fact. Space sharks exist! π π¦
split knoll
Amen to that
queen fable
We're all free. Free from space sharks.
wooden sequoia
Day # 206
unborn raven
still no space sharks... yet
queen fable
Just as it should be