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#Adding Space Sharks
upbeat oxide
Nice!
stable sleet
A lot of the space shark lovers got in so I think that means something
queen fable
Must have felt bad for you guys
stable sleet
Or maybe because we are amazing innovator who have good ideas on what to add or change
livid socket
https://tenor.com/view/angry-congrats-kid-congratulations-nice-gif-1156525338239...
Wanna congratulate me too? 
queen fable
Not when you ask for it
silk trout
Silly, you know space sharks don't actually exist π
stable sleet
Or do they π
upbeat oxide
A lot of the space shark lovers got in so I think that means something
Interesting
upbeat oxide
Silly, you know space sharks don't actually exist π
livid socket
Silly, you know space sharks don't actually exist π
You are part of the developers conspiracy to keep it a secret the sharks exist. But we know better than that! The truth is out there π§
silk trout
If I was then I certainly wouldn't confirm it, now would I?
livid socket
And you! You are in on it as well! What do they pay you for keeping a lid on the space sharks? What dirt do they have on you?
queen fable
I'm the one literally telling you there's no space sharks
livid socket
I'm the one literally telling you there's no space sharks
To hide the fact, there are indeed space sharks. You can't fool us!
queen fable
livid socket
I'm not Jesus, but OP might be.
upbeat oxide
Trust me, I am definitely not.
But I will preach the necessity of space sharks with a passion
queen fable
And you will not stand unopposed!
upbeat oxide
As do all great speakers
queen fable
And madmen
upbeat oxide
Good thing I'm not a madman
remote cosmos
Good thing I'm not a madman
I think you will be exonerated in the space-shark space-court... Or you'll be eaten. But it's a win either way.
queen fable
Good thing I'm not a madman
Thats what every madman says you know...
stable sleet
mowerman if you know hes a madman what about the old saying of it takes one to know one
are you also a madman
queen fable
I might be mad, I don't know. But at least I'm not mad enough to want space sharks
upbeat oxide
I think you will be exonerated in the space-shark space-court... Or you'll be ea...
Valid. Either one is a massive win in my book
upbeat oxide
so did we win yet? are there space sharks?
Unfortunately not yet
upbeat oxide
Thats what every madman says you know...
Not all of them
upbeat oxide
I might be mad, I don't know. But at least I'm not mad enough to want space shar...
Actually you're so mad you don't want space sharks
It's even worse
woeful arch
When the game comes out we should have a sit in for space sharks. just a bunch of ships sitting in that staging zone where the gnome is
remote cosmos
Not all of them
very fair some mad-men babble incoherently, and other's don't speak english.
remote cosmos
very fair some mad-men babble incoherently, and other's don't speak english.
i would like to formally apologize to English speaking mad-men for the possible misinterpretation that any madmen who speaks English is babbling incoherently. this was not my intention.
livid socket
I might be mad, I don't know. But at least I'm not mad enough to want space shar...
There is no need to WANT space sharks. They are an undeniable reality.
crude moon
This is Day 88 Asking for Space Sharks
upbeat oxide
ripe pewter
Maybe add enemies like the old G-Darius game.
crude moon
Day 89 of asking for Space Sharks
Tyty
I'm currently dying from covid... This strain is awful
upbeat oxide
I'm currently dying from covid... This strain is awful
Yikes that sucks. I hope you feel better soon
split knoll
I'm currently dying from covid... This strain is awful
Praying for a quick recovery
We need our fellow space shark enthusiasts well
crude moon
This is Day 90 Asking for Space Sharks
upbeat oxide
quiet folio
crude moon
- Not a space shark
- Why is jesus punching a shark π€£
quiet folio
because he fights evil i guess, all sharks are evil
crude moon
Sharks aren't evil!
livid socket
they eat cute fish (plural)
There are no cute fish. GO SHARKS!
upbeat oxide
confirmed, he just wants to avenge his fellow fish
Me when Jesus recruited half his disciples by making it easier for them to catch fish
If anything he's on the shark's side
And also sharks aren't inherently evil
They never target humans unless they mistake them for something else
Also God created sharks the same way he created fish so like...
upbeat oxide
You've been wearing that the whole time lol
leaden marten
And ten days until it's release!
I wish i was living in your universe lol! Its 11 days not 10 right?
queen fable
You don't want to live in his universe. There's space sharks there
Unlike the real universe
leaden marten
You don't want to live in his universe. There's space sharks there
If his universe has space sharks then why is he begging for them? I whish i could be in a universe with space sharks!
queen fable
He's trying to spread the plague to the JS universe
leaden marten
He's trying to spread the plague to the JS universe
prophecy* not "plague"
queen fable
livid socket
He's trying to spread the plague to the JS universe
The plague is people trying to suppress the truth. The truth is space sharks exist!
upbeat oxide
I wish i was living in your universe lol! Its 11 days not 10 right?
It's eleven, whoops
upbeat oxide
prophecy* not "plague"
This
woeful arch
SPACE SHARKS SPACE SHARKS SPACE SHARKS SPACE SHARKS
upbeat oxide
Fair
remote cosmos
1. Not a space shark
2. Why is jesus punching a shark π€£
Mystery solved: It is actually a slow-motion fist-fin bump. His hand is actually moving down. The perspective just makes it look like a jaw punch
upbeat oxide
He makes a good point
crude moon
Shrimp Miku would go well with space shark https://youtu.be/derc1eRZX1I
errant marlin
Shrimp Miku would go well with space shark https://youtu.be/derc1eRZX1I
Justan oval, peak
karmic vector
roadmap released
Space sharks not on it
Are we cooked?
Sea of thieves has megalodon sharks at sea
Why don't we get big ahh mecha sharks in the game
rustic edge
>roadmap released
>Space sharks not on it
Are we cooked?
could this not include sharks?
karmic vector
I hope so for groove's sake
Otherwise I will have to intervene (I will overflow the office's mailbox with bread)
crude moon
This is Day 92 Asking for Space Sharks
crude moon
>roadmap released
>Space sharks not on it
Are we cooked?
It's Groovover π
upbeat oxide
This is Day 92 Asking for Space Sharks
Come on guys
Y'all are being silly
We all know they couldn't put space sharks on the roadmap
They have to make us think we lost
So that our victory will be all the more glorious in the end
Also like this is clearly a shark soo
livid socket
Hahahahaha... is if a shark would travel a road. There are no roads in space!
upbeat oxide
https://tenor.com/view/you-see-it-is-part-plan-explain-gif-20448886
HE IS A BELIEVER!!!!
*sorry for yelling
queen fable
A believer that you're all insane
livid socket
You must be insane not to see the obvious space shark.
queen fable
You can't see something that doesn't exist
livid socket
e.g. the absence of space sharks
queen fable
You can quite see that there are no space sharks
livid socket
You can quite see that there are no space sharks
HAve you ever tried.... glasses?
queen fable
Given average vision that would only make things worse
livid socket
Average. That explains why you can't see the quite extraordinary space shark
queen fable
If it was so extraordinary you'd think more would see it
livid socket
Given average vision, nope
upbeat oxide
HAve you ever tried.... glasses?
upbeat oxide
If it was so extraordinary you'd think more would see it
Only the greatest minds have the greatest vision
Also we have like 50 active supporters and uhh, well...
Lots of passive support
queen fable
Then how are things invented?
The same way you poor fools got the idea, inspiration from elsewhere. None of you thought up the concept, merely borrowing the terrible idea from elsewhere
/ s on poor fools part in case it's needed
unborn raven
The same way you poor fools got the idea, inspiration from elsewhere. None of yo...
what if by inventing space sharks in this timeline we irrecoverably mess up another
queen fable
Can't risk it
upbeat oxide
Can't risk it
Tis very much a risk worth taking
errant marlin
We need to set up a signature poll
Talk to the devs, see how many signatures we need
(Probably 3k or more tbh)
upbeat oxide
Fair
upbeat oxide
Valid
errant marlin
Ill run it by groove
crude moon
Making a poll would probably make it worse π
vernal tree
LFG space sharks would be dope
crude moon
This is Day 93 Asking for Space Sharks
livid socket
what if by inventing space sharks in this timeline we irrecoverably mess up anot...
irrelevant objection. space sharks do not need to "invented". They are.
livid socket
But I can guarantee it has 1 million signatures
I had one with 3.69 million. My messenger pigeon was to deliver it, but was eaten by a space shark on the way.
golden ivy
I issue a formal call to action for the Priests of the Space Sharks: let us establish a treaty with Keepsake, compelling their compliance through the might of our copyright lawyers who will be instructed to take legal action unless our rightful place in the game is secured.
upbeat oxide
This is Day 93 Asking for Space Sharks
crude moon
Fish people
crude moon
I believe
upbeat oxide
Like this is clearly a shark
crude moon
Yes.
crude moon
This is Day 94 Asking for Space Sharks
upbeat oxide
queen fable
Love the smell of zero space sharks in the morning
upbeat oxide
Except that you can't smell in space so that doesn't mean there aren't space sharks
livid socket
thwarted by physics
livid socket
Following that logic, nothing can exist in space, cause there is no medium to live in. Another statement invalidated.
queen fable
Your invalidating is invalid. Object clearly can exist in space, such as the planet we exist on, and provide said medium for said sharks. They just can't leave
livid socket
Your invalidating is invalid. Object clearly can exist in space, such as the pla...
Explain apes humans
queen fable
Opposable thumbs + one of the largest brain to body ratios
And hundreds of thousands of years of somehow not killing ourselves fiddling with physics
livid socket
Exactly! Evolution. And why is this a no go for sharks again?
queen fable
Sharks are older than trees, and are still in the waters
upbeat oxide
On this planet...
livid socket
On this planet...
queen fable
Sharks can't even handle a stroll on a beach
livid socket
Sharks can't even handle a stroll on a beach
Just waiting till you put your foot in its mouth
upbeat oxide
That might be taking it too far...
queen fable
Yeah too far for the shark
upbeat oxide
I take it back...
queen fable
You know who can't take it back? A shark out of water..
upbeat oxide
The ones you've seen anyway
my daily routine had become wake up, fight mowerman over space sharks, go to sleep
queen fable
If only what we fight over was so worthy!
upbeat oxide
There are less worthy things to fight over
queen fable
We won't mention that kind of pizza here
upbeat oxide
We won't mention *that* kind of pizza here
The talk about Chicken Bacon Ranch Pizza thread can be made somewhere else
for those confused yes that is a pizza
queen fable
If you take the ranch off and add BBQ, it's god tier pizza
upbeat oxide
That's a good point
Actually shoot, bro idk which I like better
I've had both
Yikes
This can be another thread....
Also rare image of us agreeing on something lol
queen fable
Lol
leaden marten
you wanna know what would make it better though?
if it was in space and a shark was eating it.
queen fable
You said better, but must have meant worse. Only thing that makes sense
leaden marten
I do not mistake my words, for i am a strong believer in the space sharks
although i have just figured out why you dont like them
Mowerman --> mower --> lawn mower --> lawn --> grass --> land --> land lover --> shark hater
queen fable
The German name root for "mower" is derived from the Middle High German word mΕven, meaning "to torment, trouble, or burden," which is the source of the surname MΓΆwer, a rare German nickname form.
It explains a lot honestly
livid socket
Well you're trying to trouble reality with them
Reality has no trouble and does not need accepting its truth. It simply is space sharks.
queen fable
See that's the problem, you try to alter reality with your belief in space sharks. Reality is just pushing back using me
upbeat oxide
Except perhaps it's reality who initiated this idea for space sharks and you're the one pushing back against it?
Who knows, all I know is space sharks
livid socket
See that's the problem, you try to alter reality with your belief in space shark...
If you have got the feeling you are being used by reality, you should check your prescriptions
queen fable
Hold on, let me get my telescope out and just look at the space sharks..... OH WAIT I CAN'T
livid socket
Hold on, let me get my telescope out and just look at the space sharks..... OH W...
You haven't got a telescope? Poor you.
queen fable
That was actually great, I'll give you that point
upbeat oxide
Dude if it was 2020 bro could hit the hardest dab rn
Also we seem to be forgetting that this is a fictional game we're talking about. Pretty sure if we went by reality we couldn't use jetpacks to fly around at high speeds in space and in the ground
At least not like the ones in Jump Space
queen fable
We only have to worry about the problems when stop moving forward at that speed
It's fine
This is all fine
livid socket
We only have to worry about the problems when stop moving forward at that speed
reminds me of california games II. Missing the pipe on the skateboard and ending on the wall.
upbeat oxide
errant marlin
Technically couldn't space sharks swim through nothing by having some sort of air sac or by using internal organs to press and pull its body using say push and pull itself
Or we could just put a space suit on it
upbeat oxide
Technically couldn't space sharks swim through nothing by having some sort of ai...
Good point
crude moon
This is Day 95 Asking for Space Sharks
errant marlin
split knoll
You guys are missing the point that space sharks shouldn't live
They should be robotic sharks
That's how they end up moving in space, they have rockets to propel themselves
upbeat oxide
This
At this point we've devolved into madness, sort of. We need to unite behind a single idea for space sharks that we can present to the devs
upbeat oxide
They should be robotic sharks
And I think the robotic one would be best
queen fable
The space sharks we have now would be best i think. Non-existent.
upbeat oxide
split knoll
The space sharks we have now would be best i think. Non-existent.
The only reason you are still here trying to keep space sharks from getting into the game is because you know it is possible for space sharks to come into jump space
queen fable
That would be an invalid reason. Since they aren't coming to JS. Regardless of what Mr. @silk trout thinks!
Also in case you're just unaware, I've said before that I'm mostly just here because the interactions here are very funny.
I did end up agreeing with pb once though, and it was a very weird feeling :/
livid socket
I did end up agreeing with pb once though, and it was a very weird feeling :/
You liked it waaaay more than you let on. Embrace the sharks in space!
queen fable
There are no sharks to embrace in space
upbeat oxide
That would be an invalid reason. Since they aren't coming to JS. Regardless of w...
?mute @queen fable staff disrespect
Lol
upbeat oxide
There are no sharks to embrace in space
Perhaps not yet
queen fable
Perhaps not *yet*
Perhaps not ever
split knoll
That would be an invalid reason. Since they aren't coming to JS. Regardless of w...
I mean, he is more in tune with the developers than you. And he confirmed we would get something related to space sharks.
split knoll
I did end up agreeing with pb once though, and it was a very weird feeling :/
our plan is working for him to come to our side
queen fable
upbeat oxide
Aww he's blushing
queen fable
upbeat oxide
Wait I never watched the full meme...
crude moon
This is Day 96 Asking for Space Sharks
tawny blade
Mechanical space sharks?
crude moon
Mechanical space sharks?
Space sharks
queen fable
Space nothingness
upbeat oxide
This is Day 96 Asking for Space Sharks
upbeat oxide
Space nothingness
I know I know we're all disappointed that space sharks aren't in the game yet. Thanks for joining us in that realization though! I'm glad you agree that they should be added!
queen fable
Oh my bad. Didn't mean to confuse with these tears. They aren't tears of sadness, but joy. I greatly enjoy the vast nothing there is in space.
It is genuinely baffling to me that it's almost been 100 days of you weirdos asking for sharks in though. Doesn't feel that long
upbeat oxide
It is genuinely baffling to me that it's almost been 100 days of you weirdos ask...
Yeah it is
Like it does not feel like 96 days
Also the fact that it has been active for this long is phenomenal
livid socket
It is genuinely baffling to me that it's almost been 100 days of you weirdos ask...
That's quite the misunderstanding. We do not demand sharks, they already exist. We demand the sharks be shown in game π
upbeat oxide
This
queen fable
It's just cruel to keep asking the developers to show you things that don't exist. What's next? Asking them to go sit in the corner of a circular room?
livid socket
It's just cruel to keep asking the developers to show you things that don't exis...
Sharks undoubtedly exist. And it is undoubtedly possible to sit in the corner of a circular room. Cause the floor is flat and builds a 90Β° angle with the wall, so anywhere this is the case there is a corner.
crude moon
SPACE SHARK
hazy patrol
crude moon
This is Day 97 Asking for Space Sharks
upbeat oxide
remote cosmos
Even pigs can fly if they ride a space shark.
unborn raven
Day 98
upbeat oxide
crude moon
π
queen fable
<@184069384271167488>
Oh my bad. I was just enjoying the lack of space sharks
Didn't mean to worry you brother
upbeat oxide
Oh my bad. I was just enjoying the lack of space sharks
*current lack of space sharks
queen fable
Even pigs can fly if they ride a space shark.
This is just utterly ridiculous π
livid socket
Oh my bad. I was just enjoying the lack of space sharks
... in a radius of half a lightyear.
The cosmos is vast π
queen fable
Vast...ly empty of sharks!
livid socket
Vast...ly empty of sharks!
only in your vicinity
queen fable
https://tenor.com/view/jump-space-respectfully-i-disagree-i-disagree-gif-1675396...
I was wondering when you'd use that against me when I saw it lol
crude moon
I was wondering when you'd use that against me when I saw it lol
i can't wait for the other one to be available
upbeat oxide
Vast...ly empty of sharks!
Sharks?
Sharks exist
No, no, no!
Don't tell me you're a shark denier!
It's enough that you're a space shark denier π
upbeat oxide
i can't wait for the other one to be available
Should put it on Giphy
There's no review
crude moon
Should put it on Giphy
I specifically put it on tenor since that's what many phone keyboards + discord links to
upbeat oxide
Fair
crude moon
also probably why tenor has a review process and not giphy π€£
upbeat oxide
Also fair
queen fable
I specifically put it on tenor since that's what many phone keyboards + discord ...
That's a good idea....for a sharker!
upbeat oxide
That's a good idea....for a sharker!
We're all sharkers
Most of us are also space sharkers
queen fable
Sharks?
And you know I've yet to see any sharks anywhere out in space
Be they any kind of shark
upbeat oxide
Fair
I've seen them though
They're beautiful, magnificent creatures!
You should go up and find a few
queen fable
Would that i could
upbeat oxide
You can
queen fable
Would genuinely love to see the blue marble
upbeat oxide
Me too
Dude that'd be a height you'd never reach again
Both in terms of being awestruck and literal height
Well 'height'
queen fable
I always wonder about the astronaut that said if only people could see the earth from above, how many would change the way they act
Im butchering the quote
But it makes me wonder
upbeat oxide
Yeah
I hope someday space travel will be both commercial and cheap enough for the average person
But also like, though it is difficult, it's not impossible to get into the program if you want to
livid socket
But also like, though it is difficult, it's not impossible to get into the progr...
Too old and too fat... π₯²
upbeat oxide
Bezos pulled it off
livid socket
Bezos pulled it off
He had two advantages. He's compelled to go home to Bezos and he has a boatload of money.
upbeat oxide
Wdym by the first one?
upbeat oxide
He had two advantages. He's compelled to go home to Bezos and he has a boatload ...
Also the second one isn't unachievable
livid socket
Wdym by the first one?
He is Jeff from Bezos.
queen fable
I can't wait to see them sweating about having to make a battleship suddenly π
upbeat oxide
Fair lol
Hopefully they're anticipating the fame they're about to have and already started on one
Although if they need someone to help them build one...
queen fable
I can see this being like helldivers
First couple days were actually quiet
Then server melting success
800k+ trying to log in at once just blew to pieces what they expected lol
upbeat oxide
I hope it's like that
queen fable
Me too
upbeat oxide
And I mean lol at silk song
Which also launched at $20
Like pirates aren't pirating it
upbeat oxide
Bc it's good and it's well priced
queen fable
That kind of reception
upbeat oxide
I feel Jump Space could do the same
upbeat oxide
Indeed
Only new game I've been excited about in a while
I have a very limited scope of game interest
queen fable
I got excited for helldivers like I did for this game
upbeat oxide
Nice
queen fable
It feels like it has the same potential
upbeat oxide
Yeah
I haven't actually tried helldivers yet
I probably should
They can add democracy sharks
upbeat oxide
Campaign time!
BOYS!
and girls
Let's raid helldivers!
Lol
That's next summer
queen fable
Go see the new dragon bugs they have π
upbeat oxide
Looks like a tasty democracy shark snack
queen fable
They're fun to shoot out of the air
upbeat oxide
I bet
queen fable
And terrifying when they stop right above you lol
queen fable
Acid fire breath
Both sets you on fire and acid in that game reduces your armor rating which makes you take more damage for a few seconds
queen fable
If no one on your team takes anti tank weapons yes
They made it so you can damage heavy units with medium damage weapons, but it takes quite a few shots
Used to be only heavy could damage heavy
queen fable
Yeah it really boosted loadout variety
upbeat oxide
I'm guessing they were pretty similar beforehand?
Also that's something I like about helldivers, the evolving campaign based on players' actions
livid socket
Go see the new dragon bugs they have π
I hate them... they are the worst. All the invisible fire too
queen fable
I'm guessing they were pretty similar beforehand?
Most loadouts were just a few things thst everyone took with small changes
Airstrikes, 500kg bomb, orbital railcannon and then your support weapon of choice
Now everything has it's place
Some things are better vs certain factions
queen fable
Its all the support we have against you all !
crude moon
Mower doth protest too much
queen fable
Dayum
upbeat oxide
Yeah...
crude moon
huh i thought i'd have more messages by this point
crude moon
SPACE SHARKS
upbeat oxide
This is for the whole server
queen fable
Almost 100 days of no space sharks! Glorious!
upbeat oxide
That implies there were space sharks beforehand, yet you didn't complain then...
queen fable
This wasn't around for me to complain in
crude moon
https://tenor.com/view/jump-space-respectfully-i-disagree-i-disagree-gif-1675396...
I'm immune to my own gifs!
queen fable
Was too perfect not to lol
crude moon
respect
livid socket
shaaaaaaaaaaaarksssssss.... iiiiiiiiiiiin....... spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace π¦ π
dawn vine
3 days until space sharks 
queen fable
Can't wait for the lack of space sharks myself
livid socket
Can't wait for the lack of space sharks myself
queen fable
The disappointment I'm ready for is all if yours π
neat jewel
personally i want the space sharks to drown and go extinct
upbeat oxide
https://tenor.com/view/jump-space-respectfully-i-disagree-i-disagree-gif-1675396...
You dare use his own weapon against him
crude moon
Space sharks β
No space sharks β
upbeat oxide
personally i want the space sharks to drown and go extinct
Personally, I didn't ask
Also they're sharks they can't drown
livid socket
Also they're sharks they can't drown
Maybe they are sensitive to emotions. They would drown in @queen fable s disbelief and denial.
upbeat oxide
Fair
neat jewel
what if sharks don't want to space out π
upbeat oxide
But they're stronger than that
upbeat oxide
Almost as crazy as wearing a tin foil hat
queen fable
Seems fitting for sharkers
upbeat oxide
Then you're a sharker?
queen fable
Anti space sharker
silk trout
This will one day turn into the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
queen fable
Lmao
upbeat oxide
This will one day turn into the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked...
Indeed
It will go down in Internet history
We just gotta beat this
We're a hundredth of the way there
queen fable
Easy peasy
queen fable
Space sharks suck. I do agree
upbeat oxide
Suck...on the blood of their doubters?
queen fable
Hard to suck on anything when you don't exist
upbeat oxide
Space sharks suck. I do agree
So they don't suck?
queen fable
Only because they don't exist
upbeat oxide
So help us make them exist so you can say they suck
queen fable
Nope
upbeat oxide
Man I almost had you lol
queen fable
Lol
upbeat oxide
But we need this thread to continue so...
livid socket
This will one day turn into the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked...
Don't you dare lock this magnificent thread! 
queen fable
Hydra Dominatus?
queen fable
My BT friend would be so disappointed π
upbeat oxide
Behold
upbeat oxide
Evidence of Mowerman and @livid socket agreeing?!
queen fable
Well if he did close it I wouldn't be able to call down sharkers
upbeat oxide
My BT friend would be so disappointed π
Valid
upbeat oxide
Well if he did close it I wouldn't be able to call down sharkers
Fair
livid socket
Well if he did close it I wouldn't be able to call down sharkers
He could just lock out the crazy shark deniers π€·ββοΈ
queen fable
The irony about all this is i first commented about being careful what you wish for because I like the carcarodans lol
queen fable
No really. I like them as space marines. And I dont agree they fit into the game as is
upbeat oxide
So you like them, you just don't think this is the right game for them?
queen fable
You're really trying to get me to say I like them. I like space marines adorned in teeth and with helmets that look like shark mouths
upbeat oxide
From Helldivers?
queen fable
Huh
upbeat oxide
Sorry I'm mildly confused
queen fable
https://tenor.com/view/khorne-berzerker-warhammer40k-chainaxe-chaos-space-marine-khorne-gif-16797644
upbeat oxide
Ah I see
upbeat oxide
Yeah
crude moon
Sharks
upbeat oxide
@silk trout, when do we get the shark role?
Also like we're running out of time, we need to unite behind a single idea for how space sharks would function in the game
If they're good enough, maybe @queen fable will publicly support us
queen fable
I'll take my anti sharker role
split knoll
Ah ha, so he is a space shark enthusiast!
Just ignore the red rectangles, definitely just a strange glitch.
queen fable
Its like the helldiver employment contract, if you read it and try to understand it, you're a traitor
upbeat oxide
Makes sense
remote cosmos
Just in case, i have prepared a space-shark for Day 1.
crude moon
Just in case, i have prepared a space-shark for Day 1.
Space shark β
upbeat oxide
πΌ
tropic python
+1 on we need a space shark
cedar ibex
Space sharks when?
queen fable
Right around never
crude moon
Day 100
thin tinsel
@silk trout I just saw your new post in #welcome
I think it lacks a part saying "come support space sharks" and a link to this thread. And a warning about the grumpy mascot @queen fable
queen fable
Nothing quite like the feeling of 100 days of no space sharks in jump ship/space!
It's like taking your shoes off after a long day at work
Just so refreshing!
upbeat oxide
Not as refreshing as the day we get them
remote cosmos
It's like taking your shoes off after a long day at work
you are right, any day without space sharks stinks. i'm glad you have seen the light.
upbeat oxide
upbeat oxide
You know, there's just something about space sharks that makes you want to add them
eternal bison
queen fable
Ooh I'll help. It's day 101 of NOT having space sharks! The BEST kind of days to have!
crude moon
Ooh I'll help. It's day 101 of NOT having space sharks! The BEST kind of days to...
You know what, it counts, but booooop
queen fable
cinder smelt
upbeat oxide
https://tenor.com/view/swords-flynn-rider-rapunzel-cornered-gif-8743512
Yes yes yes yes yes yes and yes
Did I mention yes?
queen fable
Yes yes yes yes yes yes and yes
crude moon
silk trout
queen fable
Awful lot of affection for a friend
crude moon
I can't wait for everybody to get friend zoned with me. I'll create a support group
queen fable
Lol
woeful arch
balls in your court devs
golden ivy
change the name to jump shark!
eternal bison
We need a shark shaped ship!!!!!!!!!!
woeful arch
Honestly at this point im sure something shark related is gonna happen in game
if anything a decoration
or something like the gnome
neat jewel
queen fable
I like how they couldn't even spell it right for the bracelet lol
woeful arch
YAY
honestly id kill for a plushy
if we got a plushy who would be the first to win the race to have one at the helm of a trans flag painted ship lol
upbeat oxide
honestly id kill for a plushy
Same
upbeat oxide
if we got a plushy who would be the first to win the race to have one at the hel...
Good question
woeful arch
thats how we bully them into this
do it for the trans community
honestly id like a little collection of stuff you could find
the gnome is a good start
they have talked about there being more decorating options in the future, right?
crude moon
they have talked about there being more decorating options in the future, right?
Honestly if it's a little shark statue that you can disassmble like nisse... i'll accept it π
it means we get sharks
and people like @queen fable can destroy it
woeful arch
we all have sacrificed the gnome in a time of need
upbeat oxide
me who never found the gnone :(
I WILL BE THE FIRST
-# non-beta tester
TO FIND THE SHARK!
upbeat oxide
@crude moon, @queen fable, @livid socket, are you all up for a game around <t:1758315600:t>?
crude moon
<@177953924211408899>, <@184069384271167488>, <@781843510574972938>, are you all...
I might be around! Or eating dinner not sure
upbeat oxide
Fair, would another time work better for you?
crude moon
Fair, would another time work better for you?
Probably earlier in the day
That's 5PM for me the time you showed
upbeat oxide
Okay, the earliest I'm available is 4pm your time
queen fable
<@177953924211408899>, <@184069384271167488>, <@781843510574972938>, are you all...
Very good chance I'll be playing with IRL friends around then
But I will gladly play with my shark nemesises any time I'm not playing with them
upbeat oxide
Very good chance I'll be playing with IRL friends around then
Nice
upbeat oxide
But I will gladly play with my shark nemesises any time I'm not playing with the...
Sounds good! I'm down whenever
remote cosmos
in case anyone else wants to cue this up approximately 2 mins before release... X'D
upbeat oxide
W
remote cosmos
It's not about the shark, it's about the suspense and build up. It's not the space shark you see that should worry you. it's the space sharks you don't see. if we don't see any space sharks in jump space, that just means they have stealth technology.
crude moon
Happy release day!
errant marlin
Honestly I would love a space shark tag
upbeat oxide
Happy release day!
Happy release day!
upbeat oxide
Honestly I would love a space shark tag
Same
crude moon
Space sharks
remote cosmos
May Jumplesharkskin bless you all on your voyages. Even the non-believers.
eternal bison
Yes? No? Riot?
golden ivy
WE NEE ANSWERS
unborn raven
https://discord.com/channels/617783429446238266/1417790328722952202
why is lack of space sharks not #1 on here???
woeful arch
no space sharks :*(
dawn vine
π π π
dawn vine
can we get a decor option to make the front of the ship have a shark mouth like fighter jets do
eternal bison
Oh fuck yeah
upbeat oxide
No space sharks yet
Remember they are confirmed in some capacity. Maybe we haven't found them yet
Anyone up for a game?
queen fable
Anyone up for a game?
still got room?
queen fable
What's you lobby name
upbeat oxide
Remind me how to check that
crude moon
Remind me how to check that
It's either your steam name by default or whatever you customize it to
queen fable
Server browser > host lobby
You'll see the name
Yeah or what's your steam name
I just assumed it would be shark lobby lmao
upbeat oxide
Ah ok
upbeat oxide
I just assumed it would be shark lobby lmao
You know...
no we'll keep it normal for now lol
the lobby name is pb10
queen fable
just waiting for you to jump
upbeat oxide
Awesome, give me just a second
man we need text chat
Wait Orange did you join as well?
crude moon
Nope! I'm about to start dinner prep
upbeat oxide
So after playing a game with @queen fable
And having a great time
I have decided
That Space Sharks
Are still a necessary part of the game
crude moon
Space sharks
upbeat oxide
https://tenor.com/view/master-much-to-learn-you-still-have-gif-10612124
Indeed. I do need to learn how to better find a way to add them
crude moon
This is Day 103 Asking for Space Sharks
upbeat oxide
upbeat oxide
@queen fable, you know how we were speculating as to how the game will continue once you reach the center?
Well this one thread that's been active for just over 100 days came up with a cool idea for a space creature that could continue the story...
leaden marten
Coming soon to a mod page near you
crude moon
Coming soon to a mod page near you
HYPE
leaden marten
crude moon
π¦ SHARK
silk trout
I hope y'all are happy now 
crude moon
I hope y'all are happy now <a:ASlaugh:581598053367021568>
π«΅ MAKE IT OFFICIAL SO I DON'T HAVE TO USE A MOD LOADER. ILU <3
silk trout
But are space sharks actually canon?
Only time will tell...
livid socket
But are space sharks actually canon?
Only time will tell...
I asked time. Time said yes 
unborn raven
https://www.nexusmods.com/jumpspace/mods/3
wait is there a mod on Nexus for higher player cap
...I need to know by Friday
leaden marten
wait is there a mod on Nexus for higher player cap
...I need to know by Friday
not yet
upbeat oxide
Coming soon to a mod page near you
WWWWWWWWWWWWW
upbeat oxide
I hope y'all are happy now <a:ASlaugh:581598053367021568>
Happy? Temporarily. Satisfied? No.
upbeat oxide
But are space sharks actually canon?
Only time will tell...
Yes
craggy tundra
π π«π· i love idea for the shark β₯ XD
upbeat oxide
π π«π· i love idea for the shark β₯ XD
Welcome to the team brother!
leaden marten
π π¦
craggy tundra
Welcome to the team brother!
thx XD
golden ivy
But are space sharks actually canon?
Only time will tell...
Are the space sharks the developers of the virus?
upbeat oxide
I hope not...
leaden marten
*I hope not...*
i mean... it would make sense. in the prologue Iris says it was too advanced for humans. The only thing more intelligent than humans is (as we all know) the space sharks
crude moon
This is Day 104 Asking for Space Sharks
charred plume
What if im scared of sharks
livid socket
What if im scared of sharks
conquer your fear
green wolf
Give up instead
livid socket
Give up resistance to space sharks
queen fable
What if im scared of sharks
Worry not, for there are no space sharks
split knoll
Worry not, for there are no space sharks
Yet
upbeat oxide
This is Day 104 Asking for Space Sharks
upbeat oxide
Me when space sharks
Actually me when Mowerman and groove r4 and I all agree on something
livid socket
Actually me when Mowerman and groove r4 and I all agree on something
The singularity happened. This means space shark buisiness
upbeat oxide
Indeed
queen fable
We're all unhappy for different reasons
crude moon
This is Day 105 Asking for Space Sharks
novel lark
The next logical step is, of course, cosmic sharknadoes
With a chance of star squid
https://tenor.com/view/cthulhu-cthulhu-has-awakened-the-great-dreamer-monster-tentacles-gif-17660277
fair coral
LASER SHARK
eternal bison
upbeat oxide
This is Day 105 Asking for Space Sharks
upbeat oxide
https://tenor.com/view/austin-powers-gif-24385376
livid socket
Yet another day without space sharks
Yet another day we can't see space sharks ingame. Big difference.
upbeat oxide
This
remote cosmos
livid socket
https://tenor.com/view/velociraptor-riding-shark-with-flamethrower-velociraptor-...
And now.... +SPACE!+
upbeat oxide
@crude moon it verified
upbeat oxide
y is it so smol
I'm not sure
upbeat oxide
8 more to go
W
upbeat oxide
y is it so smol
Shoot I know why
I used the phone version not the discord version
There we go
crude moon
How can space sharks be real if my eyes aren't real
crude moon
This is Day 106 Asking for Space Sharks
woeful arch
IM NOT ASKING IM DEMANDING π
woeful arch
yes plz π
grand pilot
I love how this is literally the biggest thread here
upbeat oxide
This is Day 106 Asking for Space Sharks
upbeat oxide
I love how this is literally the biggest thread here
It is
And it will continue to grow
Until and after we have our prize
The space shark
crude moon
We already have our prize
Have you seen my new campaign
#1419718945040236756
Just as important as space sharks
queen fable
I have
And just when I thought space sharks would be the silliest thing asked for
Should have known better
grand pilot
Even if no literal Space Sharks at least give us collectible Blahajs
upbeat oxide
Yes
queen fable
Shark teeth decal on the ships would be acceptable
novel lark
How about a hula shark bobblehead for the pilot seat?
livid socket
The space sharks exists. We all know it, althought some are in denial about it. All we need is for it to be visible. In space. Cause it's a space shark.
stable sleet
leaden marten
https://www.nexusmods.com/jumpspace/mods/3
already posted that here when it first released, currently working on an update though
stable sleet
didnt see it posted in here could aslo be blind
are you making the shark have a more similar art syle
leaden marten
are you making the shark have a more similar art syle
no, im fixing a big issue where the buddy that helped u outside the ship in solo wasnt being swapped
ill look into better assets soon tho
crude moon
Guys! I got an idea, why don't we ask for Sharks but in Space!?!?!?!
APPROVED
stable sleet
crude moon
My sleep paralysis demons
umbral flicker
all i really want is for them to add a fishing hole to the base and maybe the traders. like i down for sharks and other stuff but all i really want is fishing. there are moons, moons sometimes have water... not even a good fishing game. trade the fish for like 2 credits for the rare fish and 1 credit for the other fish.
remote cosmos
all i really want is for them to add a fishing hole to the base and maybe the t...
I second this if there are also fishing based cosmetics you can unlock. Like an old-scool diving suit converted into a space suit.
woeful arch
hello fine people im curious have they added space sharks?
karmic vector
hello fine people im curious have they added space sharks?
Not yet
woeful arch
crude moon
This is Day 107 Asking for Space Sharks
livid socket
grand pilot
We need them Blahajs in bulk
upbeat oxide
This is Day 107 Asking for Space Sharks
jagged verge
I have not been a strong proponent for this movement. Nonetheless, I do believe it could be an exciting addition. And there are many different ways it could be implemented to really jazz up the lore of the game.
livid socket
https://tenor.com/view/babylon5-mollari-that-request-is-denied-gif-18997258
This must be a silent cry for help. As we all know, Londo - the poor sap - was under mind control by the drakh. No wonder poor Mowerman can't articulate his longing for space sharks. He must be under mind control of the natural prey of space sharks. Space Tuna!
errant marlin
They are just being a hater to be a hater
upbeat oxide
I have not been a strong proponent for this movement. Nonetheless, I do believe ...
Any and all support is welcome brother!
upbeat oxide
This must be a silent cry for help. As we all know, Londo - the poor sap - was u...
#freemowerman
dawn vine
#freemowerman
livid socket
#freemowerman
crude moon
#freemowerman
queen fable
I'm far from silent, and still resist space sharks
livid socket
It's sad to see how firm their grasp on you is π’ But fret not! We will make sure you can bask in the glory of the magnificent space shark
remote cosmos
It's sad to see how firm their grasp on you is π’ But fret not! We will make su...
by "Bask IN the glory" you mean because it's gonna eat us... right?
livid socket
We are not a suicide cult. Keep a respectful distance from it. Sharkteeth are sharp π¦
remote cosmos
We are not a suicide cult. Keep a respectful distance from it. Sharkteeth are sh...
i'm not saying we are. just... i know i'm too out of shape to outrun a space shark.
livid socket
i'm not saying we are. just... i know i'm too out of shape to outrun a space sha...
You know you don't need to outrun a space shark. You just need to outrun Mowerman π
remote cosmos
true... and he doesn't believe they exist. so he may not even run.
livid socket
true... and he doesn't believe they exist. so he may not even run.
First victim of the space shark. The space tuna will probably use him as meat shield 
split knoll
It's sad to see how firm their grasp on you is π’ But fret not! We will make su...
Yeah, that poor thing (mowerman) #freemowerman
upbeat oxide
I'm far from silent, and still resist space sharks
#freemowerman
split knoll
#freemowerman
crude moon
We can't get beat by https://discord.com/channels/617783429446238266/1418854425921060904 for number of messages!
The shark dream is real
jagged verge
We can't get beat by https://discord.com/channels/617783429446238266/14188544259...
Honestly, of the 2, this thread is far more likely to become a reality.
queen fable
I'd rather have carry over removed
upbeat oxide
We can't get beat by https://discord.com/channels/617783429446238266/14188544259...
Our cause is much greater than theirs, they will not prevail against us!
Day 108 of asking for Space Sharks
crude moon
π¦
dark brook
Don't forget to add lasers to their heads!
queen fable
I'm so glad the game doesn't have either of these things
upbeat oxide
I'm so glad the game doesn't have either of these things
#freemowerman
remote cosmos
I'm so glad the game doesn't have either of these things
System error detected. A manual bypass is required.
grand pilot
They did it right, hope we get something as great as well:
grand pilot
golden ivy
1.0 will add these all I'm sure
Iβm hoping for .5
upbeat oxide
Same
queen fable
Maybe in Jump Space 2
crude moon
Maybe in Jump Space 2
2morrow
upbeat oxide
Jump Space's 1 week anniversary would be a fitting time to add them
crude moon
This is Day 109 Asking for Space Sharks
brittle girder
Or a whale that attacks both players and enemies
remote cosmos
Maybe in Jump Space 2
Jump Space 2. Space sharks Vs Astro Spiders
pearl topaz
pearl topaz
Jump Space 2. _Space sharks Vs Astro Spiders_
Jump Space 2: Electric Sharkaloo
grand pilot
I wonder what goes through devs heads whenever they see this thread absolutely topping all others
dark brook
I wonder what goes through devs heads whenever they see this thread absolutely t...
That people want space sharks? π
novel lark
I wonder what goes through devs heads whenever they see this thread absolutely t...
I'm sure they're happy to see their community having fun. Not like we signed up to be testers :p
crude moon
This is Day 110 Asking for Space Sharks
queen fable
I wonder what goes through devs heads whenever they see this thread absolutely t...
They wonder why there are so many insane people wanting such things probably
grand pilot
question:
How many of you have sent the google survey from the game and has anyone actually written "Space Sharks" on the very last question about additional features?
upbeat oxide
This is Day 110 Asking for Space Sharks
pearl topaz
The lore can be a sun went supernova next to a planet of nothing but sharks. The super nova forces the sharks into space. Call it a Sharknovaβ’
upbeat oxide
https://tenor.com/view/jump-space-me-on-my-way-to-tell-you-why-you%27re-wrong-ju...
^ orange rn
upbeat oxide
https://tenor.com/view/key-and-peele-great-example-horrible-idea-bad-idea-good-e...
#freemowerman
upbeat oxide
The lore can be a sun went supernova next to a planet of nothing but sharks. The...
That would be cool
golden ivy
how about we have a space shark artifact?
golden ivy
Or the sharks looks people like a pineapple pizza?
hmmm how about the ability to call in a shark through the pilot seat to eat the collected materia and make it instantly transport into our reserves
but only use once every like 5 minutes
would be GREAT in the DART
acoustic pewter
hmmm how about the ability to call in a shark through the pilot seat to eat the ...
thanks for the nightmare fuel XD
novel lark
would be GREAT in the DART
How about just adding shark jaws to the Dart to eat smaller fighters?
woeful arch
space sharks popped the soccer ball
livid socket
How about just adding shark jaws to the Dart to eat smaller fighters?
So, technology imitating nature. A big outside matreria shredder, modeled after the space sharks jaws π€ Interesting. Very interesting.
crude moon
This is Day 111 Asking for Space Sharks
golden ivy
So, technology imitating nature. A big outside matreria shredder, modeled after ...
Than we just need the ability to throw items
upbeat oxide
This is Day 111 Asking for Space Sharks
queen fable
#freemowerman
I am free of space sharks. All the freedom anyone needs
queen fable
Better idea, just hear me out
Don't bother adding space sharks for anyone
upbeat oxide
Hear me out, we get someone from IGN to write an article on our movement
unborn raven
an actual person? impossible
upbeat oxide
I think it's possible
queen fable
You should absolutely get someone from ign to write about space sharks
upbeat oxide
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, but it would be super funny if someone did
Ngl
brittle girder
The loan sharks?
At the trader
queen fable
They can stay in the water where they belong
zenith sandal
what if
the new ship
the galleon one
had fighter ships
called Sharks
and looked like space sharks
upbeat oxide
Yesss
crude moon
they just looked like real space ships
in the shape of a shark
queen fable
upbeat oxide
golden ivy
https://tenor.com/view/jump-space-space-sharks-jump-space-space-sharks-gif-17337...
Your good at editing change it to jump shark please?
crude moon
Your good at editing change it to jump shark please?
I wonder what font they're using
golden ivy
I wonder what font they're using
closes i can find is ethnocentric
but ik it aint it
hold up
im 99% sure its Conthrax Bold
@crude moon
(or the semi bold version thats free)
crude moon
This is Day 112 Asking for Space Sharks
fathom bronze
I like the idea of space sharks but I would hate the idea of making it only go after people away from the ship, I hate the mechanism of TETHERING in games, it's so stupid.
novel lark
How about a ship thatβs being pulled by space sharks like a carriage?
upbeat oxide
This is Day 112 Asking for Space Sharks
crude moon
https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-mr-krabs-bell-give-it-up-for-day-112-gif-1343628...
how... how many gifs are there of this
IT STOPS AFTER 140
i hope they are just waiting for approval
unborn brook
Love that this for some reason has so many votes π
crude moon
Love that this for some reason has so many votes π
We are one away from 300 π
unborn brook
300!!!
crude moon
300!!!!!!!!
livid socket
upbeat oxide
how... how many gifs are there of this
140
upbeat oxide
300!!!!!!!!
300!!!
unborn brook
I like the idea of space sharks but I would hate the idea of making it only go a...
You know I diddn't even ask if the space sharks would be allies or enemies actually. I was thinking they're friends not foes
upbeat oxide
i hope they are just waiting for approval
We can add more
raven wave
You know I diddn't even ask if the space sharks would be allies or enemies actua...
obviously they'd be a hazard
upbeat oxide
You know I diddn't even ask if the space sharks would be allies or enemies actua...
Most likely friends, possibly a robot shark which would be a creation by the virus to fight us
upbeat oxide
obviously they'd be a hazard
Possibly a hazard like asteroid storms
raven wave
was the whole point of space sharks not to eat straying players
some of yall are losing the plot me thinks
upbeat oxide
was the whole point of space sharks not to eat straying players
Yeah no not eating stray players
But like a ship class
Like the gunships and light ships and Corvettes
You have the shark ship
raven wave
yeah no youve definitely lost the plot
upbeat oxide
I made the plot...
raven wave
even an author can lose the plot
upbeat oxide
Well @split knoll did
raven wave
sharks are NOT earth's most vicious predators π
upbeat oxide
well one of Earth's most vicious predators...