Olympics

[haughty sequoia]

Soon ™️

[vale sandal]

[uncut linden]

The city really wants some Olympic event to take place in the Seine river 💀

they're gonna get COVID-23

[fiery ravine]

@pale canopy

[upbeat swan]

[rain bison]

Me when Olympics

icl i jst assumed the opening ceremony had happened already bc some stuff has started

[haughty sequoia]

Only football started earlier I think

[thick dust]

i was trying to look for this channel

but its the opening ceremonyyy

[uncut pasture]

@clever dew

[clever dew]

alo

[vital folio]

[clever dew]

i just want to rant here

about why is south africa between afghanistan and albania

[fallow onyx]

is the openning ceremony happening now?

[thick dust]

yea

[clever dew]

like i thought its alphabetical?

yes

[thick dust]

i have no clue, im just seeing boats

[clever dew]

its cool ngl

[thick dust]

it's def creative

[clever dew]

did snoop dog made his appereance?

[fallow onyx]

Is there any way to watch it online?

[thick dust]

i havn't saw snoop yet

i think

[pale canopy]

probably start with a in their national language

[upbeat swan]

ya im confused on the order of which they are coming in

[clever dew]

makes sense now

its in french

[fallow onyx]

Is it going in alphabetical order?

[clever dew]

yes but in french

[upbeat swan]

we think its alphabetical by french names

[fallow onyx]

Oh

[thick dust]

oh, makes sense

[clever dew]

its afrique de sud

[fallow onyx]

When it starts from E can anyone tag me?

I only wanna see Spain

[clever dew]

ok

[fallow onyx]

Thank you💜

[pale canopy]

when did allegmane come out then

[clever dew]

bahrain with a small boat

[clever dew]

a min ago i think

[pale canopy]

ah ok

[thick dust]

small boat bahrain xD

[vital folio]

Lady gagaaa

[upbeat swan]

they probably needed to be separate for religious reasons, is my assumption

[clever dew]

and its allemagne

[clever dew]

looks like you are 10 sec in the future

[thick dust]

im def behind xD

im behind vici

[vital folio]

Yeah

[upbeat swan]

im watching vic's stream

[clever dew]

is there no american stream?

[thick dust]

nbc?

[upbeat swan]

idk the ones i found werent showing anything good at the time but yours was

[broken cedar]

I only know BBC iplayer but that’s UK

[vital folio]

Yeah it's region (IP) blocked

We get a livestream feed also

[upbeat swan]

literally all my livestreams im finding are just shots of the crowd or the non-atheletes arriving

[thick dust]

waitt, i do wonder

[vital folio]

Belgium now

[thick dust]

im at bangladesh

[upbeat swan]

Barbados here

[vital folio]

Did you see all olympic uniforms?

https://youtu.be/mkjcWcCNik0?si=sy5axTJkrq8YGBXs

Mongolia has the best ones

[haughty sequoia]

I love the little boats with hardly anyone on it

I’m rooting for them

[vital folio]

Holyy Brazillll

[haughty sequoia]

I can’t wait to see the US. China and UKs boats

[upbeat swan]

usa gonna be on a double decker boat

[vital folio]

Yeahh, must be humbling to be in singular values for your sport and to represent your country

[thick dust]

they will come out with cruise ships xD

[haughty sequoia]

Fucking cruise ships coming in

[vital folio]

Hahahhaa trueee

[clever dew]

assassins creed

[haughty sequoia]

I want one boat with just one person on it

[uncut linden]

some atheletes will swim in that green river btw

[upbeat swan]

i remember one olympics i watched there was the refugee team that was only 3 people

[vital folio]

E coli gg

[upbeat swan]

we already saw the refugees tho and there were like a dozen

[clever dew]

cayman island

with 6 person

[haughty sequoia]

Big up Cayman island

I respect that

[clever dew]

cambodia

with 4

[upbeat swan]

goooooo cambodiaaaa

[haughty sequoia]

BIG UP CAMBODIA

[vital folio]

That wake after a big boat has passed, those small boats are struggling

[haughty sequoia]

wait they lied

There was more on the back

[clever dew]

yes

[thick dust]

i will deal with the delay

[haughty sequoia]

Naaaah fuck Cambodia

[clever dew]

i saw it too

[haughty sequoia]

False hope

[clever dew]

and that assassins creed guy with the torch

[upbeat swan]

CANADA

[haughty sequoia]

315 Canadian athletes

[thick dust]

holy canada

big team

[clever dew]

[upbeat swan]

chile big toooo

[thick dust]

china so smol

[haughty sequoia]

China 400 athletes

[vital folio]

😳

[thick dust]

oh, 400

[upbeat swan]

chiiinnaa

[thick dust]

it doesnt look like a lot lol

[haughty sequoia]

Nah why aren’t they putting all the team in like before

[uncut linden]

200 of them are genshin players

[haughty sequoia]

WHY ARE THEY SHIWINF THIS

IM AR WORK

ON MY LORD

[upbeat swan]

CAN CAN

[vital folio]

😳 oh la la

[thick dust]

xD

[vital folio]

HSR sponsorship makes sense now mhm

[clever dew]

they arent showing much dont worry

[haughty sequoia]

THEYRE SHOWING LEGS

[upbeat swan]

jordan's virgin eyes cant handle legs

[vital folio]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jam-cat-jam-head-bounce-kitty-gif-17946989

[haughty sequoia]

nah what’s all these edit cuts

[upbeat swan]

loading people on boats still

gonna take a while

[thick dust]

need to reuse boats?

[clever dew]

no wonder restauration took so long

etats des unis

[upbeat swan]

trying to load usa on boats ^

we're e here

[haughty sequoia]

WHAT IS THIS SATANIC RITUAL DANCING

WHERE IS THE LORD

[clever dew]

waterbending ritual

[upbeat swan]

me: wtf am i watching
vic: waterbending

[thick dust]

ooo la la LV

[haughty sequoia]

WORLDS TROPHY!?

[clever dew]

wasnt luis vitton part of league of legends once?

[thick dust]

yea

2019?

[clever dew]

ah yeah

[vital folio]

Yes 2019

Qiyana

[thick dust]

i want one of those big box

[vital folio]

Nahh fr?
It's nothing but flexing imo

[thick dust]

exactly

its going to be my new travel suitcase

[rain bison]

they got a body in it

[thick dust]

the medals looks nice

[upbeat swan]

just a suitcase for a small trip, oviously

[vital folio]

Oh wow

[broken cedar]

Wait did I miss the UK boat

[clever dew]

no

[vital folio]

[rain bison]

2012 opening ceremony still the best

[broken cedar]

Oh good

[thick dust]

no, they are still water bending

[rain bison]

argue w a wall

[upbeat swan]

[broken cedar]

I don’t understand the contemporary dancing but that’s more me

[keen cypress]

U cant really otherwise

[upbeat swan]

you are not alone

[clever dew]

its grande bretagne iirc

[upbeat swan]

i dont get it either

[broken cedar]

fuck is that

[clever dew]

so with g

we havent passed d yet

[vital folio]

Idk they're dancing

[broken cedar]

oh we water dancing

[thick dust]

it was china last right?

what was china

[upbeat swan]

grande bretagne is great britain's name

[vital folio]

Japan

[rain bison]

No

[clever dew]

yes

[upbeat swan]

they're releasing them in order of french names

[rain bison]

China was like 2008

[thick dust]

no bane

[upbeat swan]

lmoa bane

[thick dust]

the team

[upbeat swan]

we're talking about the teams

[rain bison]

Oh

De the

[vital folio]

China had winger olympics recently

[rain bison]

Dentge

[clever dew]

team entrances

[vital folio]

Ooh

[rain bison]

Ik they said they cleaned it

But I still don’t trust that water

[broken cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/swimming-dancer-happy-dance-fun-gif-14518907

[thick dust]

xD

[rain bison]

Why tf would you make a sewer dump your centrepiece

[broken cedar]

am I doing it

[upbeat swan]

[thick dust]

yes amy, go join them

[clever dew]

assassins creed again

[vital folio]

What is this

[broken cedar]

Mate get off the fucking roof

You’ll cause an injury

Also, why does the torch look AWFUL this time

[upbeat swan]

bro is holding onto this touch so long

[vital folio]

It's sick, but the editing cuts are rapid mann

[upbeat swan]

are we...in les mis now?

paris is like

[clever dew]

its assassins creed unity

i called it

[rain bison]

GB are 72nd

So see you in a few hours

[broken cedar]

I beg ur pardon

[upbeat swan]

[rain bison]

What is that

[thick dust]

woah, put the gun down

[broken cedar]

Fucking head banging music mate

[thick dust]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-dance-headbang-rock-and-roll-gif-17476893

[upbeat swan]

[rain bison]

Stfu Claire balding I wanna hear the funny French complain about a king they haven’t had for 300 years

[broken cedar]

Oh is it fucking Claire

She does my nut in, I thought I hated the voice

[vital folio]

Does my nut in ahhahaha

[upbeat swan]

is claire your presenter or something?

[rain bison]

The guys stood on window sills looks like some fucking Lego land shit

[keen cypress]

Dw thailand is 184

[rain bison]

Nah Claire’s my mum

[broken cedar]

She presents everything with fucking sports at this rate

[thick dust]

184?

[keen cypress]

I take a nap and i wake up and its probably not yet time

[rain bison]

Amy jst hates my mum

[broken cedar]

Thinks she knows everything about everything

[thick dust]

no way thai people is going to be awake

[upbeat swan]

[thick dust]

im watching eurosports uk

[keen cypress]

U never know

Im watching ch7

[rain bison]

I’m watching lec

[thick dust]

ah, i dont have thai tv in my room

[rain bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/616644246815899648/1266202611435048970/1247959658245918832.gif

[broken cedar]

They go all out.. and get a fucking cardboard painted boat

Mate…

[keen cypress]

Should i watch or ?

Same old

[thick dust]

common, that boat can be better

[rain bison]

Nah its wank

[keen cypress]

Gotcha

[rain bison]

Ig the boat is meant to look like one you’d see at the theatre

[thick dust]

whos gonna clean that up

[broken cedar]

No-one

Rip paris

Destroyed by red string

She’s got it in her fekking hair

[rain bison]

The red string makes it look better tbh

[thick dust]

xD, that is good

[rain bison]

Paris is a shithole

[broken cedar]

WHY ARE THEY ON POLES

[vital folio]

[keen cypress]

Is it still going why am i having ads

[rain bison]

Why’s that guy asleep up there

Imagine having ads

[broken cedar]

thank god bbc doesn’t believe in ads

[thick dust]

i dont get ads too xD

[vital folio]

These cuts mannn

[thick dust]

it would be tragic

[rain bison]

Yeah imagine getting an ad whilst having some big black cock

[broken cedar]

wha

Bane

Control urself

[rain bison]

What

[thick dust]

huh

[rain bison]

My dog typed that man

[clever dew]

bbc is britain something

[broken cedar]

THAT ONE LADY ON THE POLE WAS FLYING

[rain bison]

British broadcasting

Company

[keen cypress]

Broadcastig

[rain bison]

Broadcastig

[keen cypress]

Oh i see rhe poles now

[broken cedar]

Yeah British broadcasting company

[rain bison]

I imagine this’d be cooler if I spoke French

[keen cypress]

Yea the thai one is explaining it

[upbeat swan]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[keen cypress]

Its supposed to represent the romance of france

[broken cedar]

I’m not rly listening because of being in work

[upbeat swan]

the ladies on the polessssss

[broken cedar]

FUCK ME I WANNA GO ON THAT POLE

[vital folio]

Same we get some explanation too

[thick dust]

city of love

[broken cedar]

IT LOOKS SO FUN

[rain bison]

I can say baguette oui oui in an offensive accent so that’s something

[keen cypress]

It does look fun

[vital folio]

This is sick

[broken cedar]

I know I’d fall ass over tit straight off tho

[vital folio]

Cirque du soleil ?

[rain bison]

If I went on one of them poles I’d be the duckhead who slammed his head into the ground

Duckhead

[broken cedar]

THE TRUST

[keen cypress]

Nah theres one u can go on that wont fall no matter what

[broken cedar]

NAH IM GOOD

[upbeat swan]

trust fall: extreme level

[thick dust]

jesus christ

[clever dew]

also do someone know the name of the library?

i know its very famous

[rain bison]

John I think

[broken cedar]

a French one

[upbeat swan]

thanks guys

[rain bison]

Shit mb

Jean

[upbeat swan]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bibliothèque_nationale_de_France

[broken cedar]

whoa why are we watching a threesome

[rain bison]

This feels like I’m watching one really long advert for durex

[broken cedar]

IT DOES

OMG

[rain bison]

like thedoor would shut

[clever dew]

where is my nation

[rain bison]

and then durex logo

[thick dust]

threatening rain on when the cauldron is going to be lit

oh no

[upbeat swan]

gotta get these performances out the way first

[rain bison]

Love Sex
Durex

[keen cypress]

Its oil so it should be fine no?

[upbeat swan]

ye its oil fire

[vital folio]

Ohh sick

[upbeat swan]

it'll be fine

[thick dust]

oh

[vital folio]

Fireworks

[thick dust]

i wish they will fly the concorde, i know its not possible but imagine

[rain bison]

more les mis please

[keen cypress]

Oh thats nice to look at

[thick dust]

concorde flying over xD

[broken cedar]

satisfying walk

[vital folio]

aya nakamuraaaa

[broken cedar]

BRUH

AC IS BACK AGAIN

rip eyebrows

[upbeat swan]

EZIO ALDETORE

[rain bison]

you wouldnt see marie antoinette jumping out a plane for this

[clever dew]

o shit nakamura

[rain bison]

who tf is thi

[thick dust]

ohhh, that is cool

[clever dew]

french rapper

[rain bison]

yeahclaire balding jst told me as i typed it

[clever dew]

i like her songs

[upbeat swan]

[rain bison]

big up claire

[broken cedar]

I like her dress

[upbeat swan]

i dig her style ye

[rain bison]

wrong channel cuh

[broken cedar]

ur in the wrong channel

[short fern]

My bad cuh

[upbeat swan]

uhm

[vital folio]

Come back in 1 year

[rain bison]

i like her dress but it looks one bent knee away from a tit popping out

[upbeat swan]

maybe they think it's for the esports olympics lmao

[thick dust]

this is good jam

[keen cypress]

Yea her dress is interesting

[vital folio]

Ohh its pouring

catjammmm

[broken cedar]

mate we’re not here to look at u

Where’s the rapper gone

[upbeat swan]

[keen cypress]

Hahah the soldier vibing at the back

[clever dew]

[vital folio]

Yeahah hahaha

[rain bison]

nah what is unc doin

[upbeat swan]

marching band

[rain bison]

i want someone to slip over

[vital folio]

Statue

[upbeat swan]

[broken cedar]

HE’S BACK AGAIN

[rain bison]

i hope at the end

[upbeat swan]

when is he going to pass the torch lmao

[rain bison]

they pull off the hood

and its macron

[vital folio]

Cyprus now

[thick dust]

damn, i am behind

[upbeat swan]

slam living in the future

[thick dust]

holy

[clever dew]

nah its snoop dog

[thick dust]

im still in the art museum

[broken cedar]

Same

[rain bison]

cyprus

i see it

[broken cedar]

Cyprus just came out for me

[upbeat swan]

we only just got to cyprus

[keen cypress]

Just got to comoros

[rain bison]

this is a bit shit

[thick dust]

oh yep

i see cyprus now

[clever dew]

it will take hours

[thick dust]

i am like 30 second delay lol

[rain bison]

its a lot cooler watching poeple walk out into the stadium no

[clever dew]

[upbeat swan]

i think the boats are cool

tbh

[clever dew]

nah its a change of pace

[thick dust]

i like the boat

[rain bison]

id like it if i was a boat each

[broken cedar]

London olympics best olympics

[keen cypress]

I like the vast amount of people standing there to see the largest of the olympics

[rain bison]

like if each boat was customised for each nationality

[vital folio]

S. Korea

[upbeat swan]

what is with the aristocratic heads in the water lmao

[clever dew]

i agree

cook island

[keen cypress]

Damn the rain coats are covering the well made outfits too

[rain bison]

also everyone wearing their ponchos

[vital folio]

Yeahhh 😦

[rain bison]

bro is hating it

[thick dust]

korea

[upbeat swan]

hahahahaha

[vital folio]

Hahahahhaaha

Nahh I can relate

[upbeat swan]

costa rica with 6 people

[keen cypress]

Looks like me after a day out tbh

[vital folio]

Hahaha

[upbeat swan]

SIMON

CROATIA

WHERE SIMON

[rain bison]

@vale sandal

oi

[vital folio]

Djibouti with the squad

[vale sandal]

[upbeat swan]

[broken cedar]

DENMARK

SOMEONE SUMMON BBK

[upbeat swan]

@vale siren

[broken cedar]

don’t actually he will murder you

[vale sandal]

I'm watching the fate of my team in LEC

[upbeat swan]

DENMARK ALO

[broken cedar]

uh oh

[clever dew]

[upbeat swan]

[rain bison]

djibouti

the boys

[vale siren]

what in the fuck is this place

[broken cedar]

Olympics

[upbeat swan]

hahahaha

welcome

[broken cedar]

Welcome to the chaos

[thick dust]

dominician republic?

[broken cedar]

I do wish they had one boat per country

[clever dew]

@fallow onyx

its e now

[rain bison]

1 boat per

[fallow onyx]

Oh

[thick dust]

i wanna see how far im behind

[fallow onyx]

Lets go

[rain bison]

would be a lot nicer

[broken cedar]

Yeah defo

[fallow onyx]

Thanks man

[broken cedar]

EL SALVADOR

[thick dust]

i se egypt

lol, the water is so choppy

[broken cedar]

I’m surprised UAE is under E

[clever dew]

im at ecuador now

[vital folio]

Spain n9w

[upbeat swan]

its based on the french name

[broken cedar]

ahh

[clever dew]

its in french

[upbeat swan]

usa is under e too

:3

[clever dew]

etats arabique

[broken cedar]

My god

[vital folio]

Estonia coming

[broken cedar]

@rain bison are you watching on BBC

[fallow onyx]

HOLY

Spain

[broken cedar]

JESUS SPAIN

[thick dust]

spainnn

[rain bison]

yeah i am

[fallow onyx]

MA COUNTRY

LETS GO

[upbeat swan]

Spaaaaaaaaaiin

[broken cedar]

Is the stream dogshit for you

[thick dust]

oh, nice. i found a good stream

[rain bison]

its v choppy

[vital folio]

Eswatini hollyy smol squad

[clever dew]

[thick dust]

estonia

[broken cedar]

ESTONIA @real igloo

[upbeat swan]

[rain bison]

the quality keeps dropping

[fallow onyx]

Alr thats all my interest for the ceremony

Enjoy guys!!

[broken cedar]

I keep getting rainbows over their faces

[fallow onyx]

Im going back lo LEC

[rain bison]

oh wtf

[thick dust]

oh my god, eswatini

small boat

[rain bison]

thats how it should be

[vital folio]

[broken cedar]

That boat looks awful in this weather

[rain bison]

every boat should be the size for them

[broken cedar]

^

[thick dust]

yea, how will USA fit

[clever dew]

where money

[rain bison]

i want a nation w one guy to just be a motorboat

[broken cedar]

They’ll get their own boat probably

[clever dew]

[thick dust]

finlandd

[broken cedar]

I’d be surprised if UK share with someone cos we’re sending a lot of athletes I’m pretty sure

[upbeat swan]

where america

etats-unis has passed

[broken cedar]

What is it in French?

[rain bison]

ok we're in 5 times

[thick dust]

gabon, small boat

[clever dew]

thats what i hear

[rain bison]

us will be last

[upbeat swan]

[rain bison]

bc it hosts next

[broken cedar]

FUCKING

[upbeat swan]

oh

is that a thing

[rain bison]

or second to last

[broken cedar]

EZIO

[thick dust]

this guy again

[rain bison]

oh ffs

[broken cedar]

mate his piano must be soaking

[upbeat swan]

props to this dude not giving a fuck and playing some piano in the rain

[rain bison]

we have to watch some more ocntempary cunts and durex ads before seeing INGERLAND

[broken cedar]

They could have given him a cover rly

[thick dust]

true, its proper raining

[broken cedar]

Can barely hear the piano over the rain

[thick dust]

i see a big boat

[broken cedar]

Gambia and Georgia

[thick dust]

ghana

[vital folio]

GB now

[broken cedar]

LETS GOOOOOO

[rain bison]

CAM ON ENGLAND

[thick dust]

i see the UK flag

[upbeat swan]

[broken cedar]

WHOOOOO

LETS GO UKKKKKK

[rain bison]

UK

[broken cedar]

Wait who’s our flag barer

[rain bison]

UK
UKUKUK

UK

[broken cedar]

TOM DALEY

[rain bison]

tom daley

[broken cedar]

MY MAN

YES

[rain bison]

and a rower or sum

[vital folio]

jahaha

[broken cedar]

OF COURSE

TOM DALEY BEST OLYMPICIAN

[upbeat swan]

is tom daley the swimmer who knits

[rain bison]

yeah tehre was not 327 gb athletes on that boat

[broken cedar]

Yes

[upbeat swan]

i like him :3

[rain bison]

tom daley is the diver w the big cocka

allegedely

[vital folio]

[rain bison]

yeah idk

[vital folio]

Oh this piano music

[broken cedar]

Is this the Olympics with esports or not yet

[thick dust]

not yet

[upbeat swan]

not yet

[clever dew]

bbk and caedrel are nominated i heard

[upbeat swan]

sure

[thick dust]

hong kong

[vital folio]

Next year will be the first edition

[broken cedar]

Oooo

I did not know that was Hungary’s flag

[vital folio]

Seems to be separate, like winter olympics, I think it's the first trial

[thick dust]

indiaa

their boat is nice, damn

[clever dew]

hope korea gets some gold so they dont have to go to military

[upbeat swan]

true

[vital folio]

Ireland rn

(Upcoming for you )

[thick dust]

iran

[broken cedar]

WOOOOO

MY COUNTRYYYYY

[clever dew]

iraq

[thick dust]

iraq

[broken cedar]

LETS GO IRELAAAAAND

[upbeat swan]

amy is irish?

[thick dust]

irelanddd

[vital folio]

TIL

[broken cedar]

Correct!!

[upbeat swan]

i did not know

[vital folio]

[broken cedar]

I can get dual nationality with Ireland if I wish

[upbeat swan]

oooh

[broken cedar]

But I don’t care enough for it

[thick dust]

iceland only 5?

italyyyy

[vital folio]

Back to AC

[broken cedar]

JAMAICAAAAAAA

[upbeat swan]

EZIIOOO

GET OF THE ROOF DUDE

[thick dust]

holy

[broken cedar]

GIVE THE TORCH TO SOMEONE ELSE MATE

[thick dust]

he is running on a wet roof

[broken cedar]

he takes the mask off and it’s fucking mbappe

[upbeat swan]

bro is hogging it for himself

[thick dust]

bro is taking the torch home

[vital folio]

minionsss

🍌

[upbeat swan]

STATUE OF LIBERTY

[thick dust]

ISS

minionss

[upbeat swan]

why the fuck are there minions

[thick dust]

jesus slam is ahead

[upbeat swan]

wtf

[broken cedar]

Fantastic

I’m only here for minions

Quality content mate

[thick dust]

xD

[upbeat swan]

[thick dust]

oh no

[upbeat swan]

o7 minions

[broken cedar]

AYO someone pick up mona wtf

[thick dust]

someone save the mona lisa

[upbeat swan]

[vital folio]

This is cool

[rain bison]

I went for a quick poop I’m so lost now

[thick dust]

holy, 10 statue

[upbeat swan]

wait i love this

fucking girl power

[clever dew]

one statue having issue

[vital folio]

Sisterhood is one of the values and they're highlighting women who played a central role in FR

Yo if this is a live feed of her voice that's soo good

[upbeat swan]

she has a mic

so i assume its live

[clever dew]

no she is shouting so everybody can hear her

[vital folio]

Japann

[thick dust]

oh, this tune is nice

i sitll dont see japan

but good tune

i see japan now

[upbeat swan]

japan now

[thick dust]

404

thats a lot

JORDAN

[broken cedar]

JORDAN

[upbeat swan]

jordan has his own country?

[clever dew]

jordan as anation

[upbeat swan]

@haughty sequoia

[broken cedar]

@haughty sequoia

[upbeat swan]

[vital folio]

[thick dust]

xD

[clever dew]

that was on sync

[upbeat swan]

[thick dust]

team of 2

[haughty sequoia]

Why do you think I was so silent

Man was on a boat

[upbeat swan]

[broken cedar]

He was the driver

[clever dew]

take the gold home jordan

[thick dust]

this guy standing here not doing anything xD

[broken cedar]

I honestly didn’t know half of these places were countries

tbqh

[upbeat swan]

yea the few of the countries ive seen ive never heard of

[thick dust]

wait, 1 athelete

that is gigachad

[upbeat swan]

who where

[broken cedar]

Who?

[thick dust]

luhhh

[upbeat swan]

lichenstein?

[thick dust]

yea

[clever dew]

was it liechtenstein

[upbeat swan]

i was close

[thick dust]

the guy waving the flag

only one

[broken cedar]

61?!

[thick dust]

madaghasgar

where is USA

is USA really last

[upbeat swan]

ye

according to bane its cause we're hosting next summer olympics

which makes sense

[thick dust]

true

its been 1 hour 40 minutes

[upbeat swan]

ye this will probably take a full 2-2.5 hrs

maybe even 3? idk

[thick dust]

wooo, rainbow

man, i should sleep

mexicooo

[broken cedar]

Micronesia?

Where the fuck

[upbeat swan]

its so small, you probably missed it

[thick dust]

xD

monacoo

[broken cedar]

1920 and no medals?

Mate

Give it up

[thick dust]

holy

have to keep trying amy

[upbeat swan]

this is their year, obvioiusly

[broken cedar]

HE’S 15?!

[thick dust]

who

i missed it, im also watching lec xD

[broken cedar]

I forgot the country

[thick dust]

nepal have a nice flag

big boat incoming

[broken cedar]

Who the fuck

[thick dust]

who is this

[broken cedar]

Very deep voice

[upbeat swan]

mr worldwide, but french

[broken cedar]

his pants look like they don’t fit

[thick dust]

they do look a size too big

[upbeat swan]

its jsut fashun

ah yes, the last supper, but make it fabulous

why is there a runway show in the middle of the opening ceremony

[thick dust]

thats what i was going to ask

why is there a fashion show

[broken cedar]

That dress looks uncomfy as fuck

AYO

I CAN SEE SOME ASS

[upbeat swan]

[broken cedar]

What in the fucking butterfly wings

[thick dust]

new zealandddd

[clever dew]

im back here now

[thick dust]

i am zzzzzzzzzzzzz

[clever dew]

after lec

[thick dust]

yea, i had lec on my phone xD

[broken cedar]

Feel like they’re jumping a few letters

N -> O -> U?

[upbeat swan]

depends on the french name

[vital folio]

🍉

[clever dew]

which name you need in french?

i can translate

[broken cedar]

Ooo

[vital folio]

Netherlandsssss

[upbeat swan]

i keep making vic giggle when i say how an american would say these countries lmao

[thick dust]

xD

[upbeat swan]

"paragway"

[thick dust]

holy, that boat looks expensive

philippinesss

[upbeat swan]

i kind of hate this runway show in the middle of the boat run

[thick dust]

yea, idk why they keep cutting to it

polanddd

@papster

[broken cedar]

The random fucking fashion show is throwing me off

[thick dust]

portugall

[upbeat swan]

holy romania

so yellow

[safe hamlet]

I need to sign up for streaming so I can watch

[upbeat swan]

i got a free stream from swiss

(vic is streaming it for me)

[thick dust]

i um

yea, totally legal

[safe hamlet]

[broken cedar]

That water looks horrid to be on

FUCK OFF FASHION SHOW

[thick dust]

i wouldnt want to be on that water

[upbeat swan]

I JUST WANT TO WATCH THE BOATS

[broken cedar]

the fuck is Saint Kitts and Nevis

[upbeat swan]

STOP WITH THE FASHION SHOW

[clever dew]

my nation soon

[upbeat swan]

st vincent and the grenadines sounds like a band name from the 50s

[thick dust]

it really does

[broken cedar]

Saint Vincent?

@pale canopy ?

You have a country?

[clever dew]

solomon island has only 2 women

[broken cedar]

aw baby boat

[upbeat swan]

solomon

[clever dew]

[upbeat swan]

american samoa

Slovenia having a party

[broken cedar]

They hard vibing

[thick dust]

big vibing

[clever dew]

i forgot how somalia flag looks like

[broken cedar]

It’s one of the more simple flags

[thick dust]

i just saw 2 people kiss on sudan boat

[clever dew]

sudan and south sudan

[broken cedar]

I see the Swiss

[clever dew]

i saw that too

[thick dust]

xD

[broken cedar]

Sri Lanka flag looks insane

[thick dust]

swedennn

[pale canopy]

of course i do

[upbeat swan]

sweden

so yellow

SWISSSS

[clever dew]

my nation

[broken cedar]

smh

[thick dust]

holy, switzerland

[clever dew]

[thick dust]

do they ahve their own boat

[upbeat swan]

[clever dew]

a special one too lmao

[vital folio]

Taiwann

[thick dust]

not there yet

taiwannn

[broken cedar]

Chinese taipei? Wha?

[thick dust]

yep

[broken cedar]

that’s a place?

[thick dust]

thats taiwan

[broken cedar]

CHAD

[vital folio]

🤐 hmmm

[broken cedar]

[thick dust]

CHAD

[vital folio]

|| Thailand || is coming

[thick dust]

here amy

[broken cedar]

Ooo

[thick dust]

Thailanddd

[clever dew]

thai

@thick dust

[broken cedar]

SKATEBOARDER?

12?

[vital folio]

20 countries left (im at tonga)

[thick dust]

do look pretty at night

ngl

[vital folio]

Yeah

[thick dust]

was the uk olympic opening with mr bean

[clever dew]

yes

[thick dust]

ukraineee

[upbeat swan]

how is this runway show still happening

[thick dust]

no way this fashion show i sstill happening

[clever dew]

the show never stops

[upbeat swan]

[clever dew]

vietnam

[thick dust]

nammm

[upbeat swan]

virgin island, british @haughty sequoia thats where you're from right?

[haughty sequoia]

I think there’s enough proof to know I’m not

[upbeat swan]

we dont know that the kid will be yours tbf

amy could've had immaculate conception

[thick dust]

Australiaaaa

[vital folio]

USA coming

[upbeat swan]

FINALY

MY REGION

[vital folio]

Holy shit thats a lot

[thick dust]

usa is cominggg

[clever dew]

tf

how many people are there

[upbeat swan]

AMERICAAAAA

MY REGION

[clever dew]

holy

[thick dust]

JESUS CHRIST

[upbeat swan]

[thick dust]

HOLY MOLY

[vital folio]

Around 600

[haughty sequoia]

How fucking biased

[upbeat swan]

USA USA USA USA

USA USA USA

[haughty sequoia]

Has the UK come out?

[broken cedar]

Jesus Christ

[broken cedar]

Oh yeah

[thick dust]

yea jordan

[vital folio]

Yes

[broken cedar]

Tom Daley was our flag barer

[haughty sequoia]

Was it a little dingy?

[broken cedar]

Nah we shared with people tho

[clever dew]

snoop dog?

[haughty sequoia]

Naaaah fuck that

[vital folio]

Surfing in Taihiti

[thick dust]

tom daly was one the people holding the flag

[broken cedar]

EZIO IS FUCKING BACK

[haughty sequoia]

Why are we sharing with people

[thick dust]

xD

[broken cedar]

GIVE THE TORCH TO SOMEONE ELSE

[upbeat swan]

i didnt see who was holding the flag for america

[vital folio]

France with 609 participants

[broken cedar]

oh hi tahiti

[clever dew]

holy

wth

[upbeat swan]

holy french

[thick dust]

OH MY GOD

HOLY

[upbeat swan]

yall thought america was big

welcome to france

[vital folio]

Big boat

[upbeat swan]

home field advantage

[thick dust]

that is a lot of people

[upbeat swan]

yo where is snoop dogg

i feel robbed rn

[vital folio]

D o double G

I saw him vibing at the start

First torch bearer

[upbeat swan]

oh

so he's already done?

[thick dust]

what is this song

sound so familiar

[vital folio]

Oh nvm he had it on the last leg before the opening

Yeah he's done

[thick dust]

oh my god

good song

[upbeat swan]

[thick dust]

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWNNNN

[vital folio]

Jammers

[safe hamlet]

USA USA USA

[haughty sequoia]

Is it raining or fake rain

[upbeat swan]

time to do some complicated and tricky ballet on the this wet ass runway

its raining

been raining almost the whole time

[haughty sequoia]

fair play to them then

would be a bad time to get sea sick while dancing on a boat

[safe hamlet]

Heck I know where lawrenceburg Indiana is

[haughty sequoia]

HEY

KIDS ARE WATCHING

[thick dust]

AYO

[upbeat swan]

[haughty sequoia]

THIS IS NOT THE TIME!

[safe hamlet]

Lemme see

[vital folio]

https://tenor.com/view/darude-sandstorm-darude-sandstorm-music-dance-gif-15851399569573756635

[broken cedar]

I hate this fashion show thing

[upbeat swan]

https://tenor.com/view/sandstorm-darude-techno-gif-5394185

me too

[thick dust]

darude sandstorm

[broken cedar]

Is it French?

[vital folio]

Yeah feels like a seperate thing

[upbeat swan]

yo wheres daft punk

[foggy trout]

dang its pouring hopfully not slippery

[upbeat swan]

arent they french

[vital folio]

TRUEEEE

[thick dust]

no clue

[vital folio]

Yeahh where the fuck are day, One more Time

[broken cedar]

there’s literal pools of water on the table

[vital folio]

Maybe for the outro

[upbeat swan]

[thick dust]

oh right, need to wait for celine

[upbeat swan]

get the boys back together for the olympics

[broken cedar]

Mate

For London

We had the fucking spice girls

What is this

[upbeat swan]

lmao

[thick dust]

you had mr.bean

that was gold

[upbeat swan]

you also had the queen and james bond

[thick dust]

👏

nvm, not done yet

[upbeat swan]

[vital folio]

Uuuuhhhhhhh

[thick dust]

[upbeat swan]

what is this smurf on a plate

[vital folio]

Hmmmmmmm uuhhh

[thick dust]

im so confuse

[clever dew]

IS HE NAKED?????????

[upbeat swan]

no no

got undies on

and painted blue

[clever dew]

mods ban him

[upbeat swan]

[thick dust]

oh thats true

[safe hamlet]

LET ME SEEEEREEREE

[upbeat swan]

[thick dust]

they need to dance this much because every athelete need to get off the boat

[upbeat swan]

ah

ye

[thick dust]

make sense now

[upbeat swan]

id rather watch people get off the boats ngl

[broken cedar]

Same

[vital folio]

Dancing is over

[broken cedar]

I know someone would fall in the river

[vital folio]

Future report, it has ended

[upbeat swan]

whats it like in the future

[vital folio]

Future report, piano time

[upbeat swan]

are there flying cars yet

[clever dew]

so it will end soon???

[broken cedar]

the dancers are dying

DONT TELL ME EZIO IS BACK

[thick dust]

someone give them cpr

[foggy trout]

they are still dancing on my screen

?

[upbeat swan]

EZZIOOOO

[thick dust]

who is this

[upbeat swan]

Slam is like 30+ seconds ahead of us

the rest of us are basically in sync

[broken cedar]

Celine?

[thick dust]

nope

celine is on the eiffle tower

[upbeat swan]

whoa piano on fire

[vital folio]

No, but we still dream about it

[thick dust]

oooo

[vital folio]

Imagine time

[thick dust]

imagine theres no heavennn

[broken cedar]

IMAGINE ALL THE PEOPLE

LIVINGGGGG FOR TODAAAAY