#The Poképark 🌈🌷
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Yeah, I just hate it when their puke green, like the shiny makes them look sickly
maybe its just because my favorite color is green but i think the ugly green is kind of endearing
Oh yeah Espeon pulls off green well
my favorite puke green freak has gotta be either misdrevus or fearow i just think theyre funny
onix is a close second
Shiny misdreavus sorta reminds me of vintage sepia tone pictures/films for some reason
I really like masquerain’s green shiny
My girl may not be strong but that’s okay she’s fabulous
i like jolteons green shiny
i think my only full odds shinies were a goldeen, an elgyem, and a gyarados one time
Leafeon. Granted I do agree with the people who say it should be autumn colored or noticeable, but I like it regardless.
speaking of leafeon: these guys are back in the pokemon center currently
the glaceon looks so pleased 
You made me panic thinking the vaporeon had run out of stock 😭
LMAO sorry I only checked to see what was restocked it was just those 3 so I didn’t look any further
Umbreon is in stock!
I just checked lol
gonna delete the message since it seems more of them are in fact in stock!
skitty is cute, i think its original colors are nice. but the shiny is slightly orange tinted which is also very cute
i don't know what sprites to use but here, it's so cute
Finally found an outfit that works for me in ZA. I like how much customization there is, but tbh I liked what options there were for clothing better in violet lol

The
had a dream that i could change reality to my whim and all i did with it was change the geodude line so that graveler had golem's rocky plates but it was treated more like a cocoon stage and golem was now this rocky cicada husk that hatched from graveler (just a png of a cicada tinted brown in my dream)
everyone was really mad about me doing this for some reason
Here's another cool special variant Pokémon. Although it wasn't real, it was just an illusion.
hahahaha
i love cocoon pokemon, so i approve
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE
I LOVED THIS ONE SM
TY FOR REMINDING ME OF IT
LONG BABY
LONG BABY
LONG BABY
ah...!
BIG MAN
LONG BABY AND BIG MAN!! 🗣️
he's too big for the ramp 😞
He left
He was embarrassed...
he got stuck :(
Maybe if he wasnt fat
HE'S MEDIUM SIZE!!!
Phase 2. Buh
This little guy is my favourite plush I have because his face was put together wrong, the close second is a squishmallow piplup missing color in one eye
trapped

I rlly needa get me a shiny alpha scolipede
yaaaey
he is green for an amazing reason
full of peas
best legends za videos i've taken so far
I think your fox might be a little bit dizzy
My dog is so cute does anybody know what breed he is
some fuck ass dog u got their
he is blue 😌
mines a pitbull 💖
I keep coming back to look at this image it makes me giggle so hard
fisheye filter my love ❣️
he is so ffaaaattt
fat fucker ultimate
ALSO: anyone who bought the dlc, update your game :)
...can you repeat that for me
run that by me again?
dang didn't know that chiikawa fact
The most important items at the store-
where the fuck is grubbin
i have not seen a SINGLE grubbin
caterpie after caterpie maybe i shouldn't have hunted in moon
it cannot be this rare
so turns out grubbin is a 10% in moon
i have seen 8 grubbin in 164 encounters. oh lord
Mega dlc spoiler
||in the new dlc they did everything but give flygon a mega||
time to go mega
horrible news
mega dlc spoiler
||non binary meowstic||
NO WAYYY
IM EATIN GOOD TONIGHT
Screaming 🙀 .
so as you all know
ive been doing a full odds hunt for shiny grubbin
416 encounters later… my first ever phase for a full odds shiny!!
mega dimension side quest spoilers
||you can spend 1,000,000 dollars on coffee||
Now ur broke
amazing
What does it do tho
Wow..100 dollars..thanks

wow.. milk AND cookies
gwynn and canari may be the gayest characters in pokemon history
I love my lesbians
back on my shiny hunting grind
there are two ways this can go
good way: i phase on something i don’t already have/get the grubbin
bad way: i get another yungoos
May RNJesus bless your hunt
thank you artie!
hoping for my little grub soon
She's so judgemental and for what reason
BIG SHINY EEVEE!!!!
WOOOOO
I thought he was a furfrou out of the corner of my eye and almost killed him
now to the agonizing choice of what you'll evolve them into
unless you already know the best one is sylveon with espeon as a close second
My options are leave him a baby or evolve him into a sylveon and I cannot for the life of me choose
oooh leave as baby is a good choice too...
:o
Peepaw and his nephew scolipede
Looked it up. Apparently wix is slang for uhhh, ||jorking|| in German.
Which is why the word Twix is banned.
that did not come up on the wikipedia page lmao 😭
god i wish i knew how to shiny hunt in za
(Z-A ENDING SPOILERS!!!!!!) currently tormenting my friends
(my teeheemmm emoji is but a facade I'm sad too)
Zone 3
Door
Moving joystick always down
Free shinies
fast travel and pray
Fast travel over and over. It will reset every Pokémon in a 50 meter radius.
Use a bench over and over. It will do the same thing.
Run far enough to reset the Pokémon you’re looking for. If it phases out of existence it’s gone and when you walk back it’ll be a new one. This is good for single targets like dratini. Check its gender and level to see if it’s working.
i did the zone 3 and got every shiny available there and vivillion and the bug and weedle and bedew
fast travel is so slow on switch 1 sjdkg
💔 💔 💔
I have a spare swirlix if you want one 
Ok! It’ll be here
It’s ok, I don’t need anything in return. Ur my friend 

I saw a really large sprigatito plush at Walmart today 
Loving how much attention Gulpin is getting in the dlc 
i want the dlc so bad..... i have no mone
christmas???
i drew that one awesome rayquaza image from the post game :)
wanna color it but it's 2am ( ;∀;)
..so is groudon being hairy cannon now cause of that image??
I don’t think I’m getting ZA just yet but ||MY BOY GOLURK HAS A MEGA LETS GOOOOO||
passed my first phase’s number of encounters
praying this will hopefully be only a little slower instead of going over odds
i wanna pet him but i think i would just get burned alive 😞
Link?
Tyyyy
my tier list is everything that isn't pyroar 👍 pyroar 👎
don't know why i don't like pyroar so much ampharos does pretty much the same thing of bigger hair but it does it better somehow
and i guess charizard y is worse than x but that's obvious
WHERE MEGA DRAGONITE SHOULD BE YESSIR
Amen
you cannot see bro’s eyes
Maybe not, but glimmora itself deserves more love as a pokemon. It is the living embodiment of a 2004 kids toy
i mean sure but it looks cool so
i've seen a lot of people clowning on delphox's mega for some reason but it's cool! big fire witch riding a broom! what's not to like!
Shalpha ariados after only 1 phase (I phased on a patrat)
big pink spoida
Coincidentally half of my team is purple now
Could go for shiny scrafty since the mega is also purple
But I don't love the base form shiny
I think most of the hate probably just comes from alot of people not particularly liking base delphoxes design either
I personally think its a fine design but I don't really love it either
Although to me alot of delphox hate also feels like it just gets it for being an anthro starter, even tho all 3 of the kalos starters are
Like people blame it for the furry fire starter curse even tho blaziken and infernape are just as anthro
But ig people who arnt really furries don't really view any anthro animal that's not a fluffy typically cute mammal as furry
Also delphox gets alot of hate for being the "feminine" starter of the group
Like how premarina gets shit for being feminine even tho it's design is perfectly fine
Meganium also gets a lot of hate and I know it’s cause it’s “feminine”…….i just can’t prove it…..
Mr.Mime haters stay away from me.
CUTEEEEEEEEEE
EW
THE CREEP
Mime jr is my favorite pokemon ever and green is my favorite color i want a shiny mime jr so bad 😭💚💚
I can do that for you if you have ZA
Do you have more mime jr..
I can get a shiny one. Hunting in the dlc is pretty easy. I’d just need to find a wormhole with a mime jr.
YAY I DIDNT KNOW THEY GOT ADDED AND IT GOT EASY
If you just so happen to find another you dont want i’ll adopt them ! But you dont need to go out of your way
I’ll get the dlc some day…..
I don’t mind. I have the shiny charm so they usually show up. 
AWESOME
corbeau... 😍😍😍
IM GOING RABID IN MY CAGE OVER HIM SAYING THAT
The joke has gone on long enough. Please give me a torchic…
haha
No.
You will suffer with duplicates like the rest of them.
Multiple blue dogs..and multiple camels.
Suffer.
this has so much aura
ceruledge 💜
all my recent hunts lmao
shiny hunting in scarvi is so fun
Meganium is a weird case because it definitely does
But its also equally disliked for being kinda weak as if being the weakest of the starters has ever shaped anyone's opinions on any other starters
Personally I'm not a fan of meganium because to me the design is just kinda basic
But I also think most of gen 2 has that issue so it's not like it's a meganium only issue
To me mega meganium feels like it would have just been the base form of meganium was made any later then gen 2
Not a Mr mime hater but I love mime Jr alot more
Its so cute and whimsical
Saw really cool fan art of kanto Mr mime evo fakemon a thew days ago
I'll try to find it but trying to search things you didn't bookmark on twitter is crazy hard
Tbh I might buy a mime Jr plush whenever I feel like starting my clown collection
yeahh only thing is i cant get my target and keep getting random shinies
nvm i got my target EEEEEEE
I have so nany random shinys in sv but I haven't really done that much actual hunting
But sv doesn't really have one of my fav dexes
Its missing alot of my past game faves and only 2 of the new pokemon are ones that I love
I absolutely love revavroom its like my 3rd favourite mon now
But that doesn't make up for me not really caring for the rest of the dex
Did buy a revavroom plush tho
I have 1 box I think
I have 5 shinys of g zigzagoon line in swsh tho
3 where intentional
2 were an accident
1 was a random encounter while hunting trubbish (I still haven't gotten that trubbish)
And one was a linoone in das
revaroom!
im a big bug type lover
i am grubbin’s #1 fan as far as im concerned lol
You won't believe what I also have
my shiny target was popplio btw and i got one and i want moar
shiny grubbin is so cute
literally opened pokemon moon, got to the point where kukui teaches you to catch pokemon, and immediately started hunting LMAO
it is!!!
it was actually kinda hard to hunt in scarvio bc its so small
if i was an even more insane man id try to hunt my starter but im content with harvey the litten its ok that he isnt shiny
my friend had a shiny grubbin and traded it to me. so thankful for them
yaaayy
i cant remember what i named it ill have to check
i couldnt get one myself because i do not have pokemon dlc money rn
i have many shiny charjabug bc that my favorite
i fucking love that red box
love my bus
the grubbin line has been my favorite since i first got pokemon ultra sun back when it was first released
i love bug pokemon so much
ME TOO
i used to hate spidops because it was such a change from tarountula but now ive warmed up to it.. the shiny is absolutely beautiful too
tarountula was one of the 2nd bug types i ever hunted (first was rellor because i love that thing)
this is peak design honestly. yes even its ugly little face
yeas i love zhiny rellor
yess
i just hate how it evolves lol
shiny rabsca is great too
my shiny rellor is a permanent team member his name is golden man
true.. i suffered through it though just because i love the thing so much
pokemon let's go function i hate you
cant wait for paldea sitting cuties where they somehow make rellor look good as a plush
excited for its little stick arms
god.. sitting cutie fidough
possibly the most peak creature ever
i really like a lot of the paldean pokemon
there’s not many pokemon i hate tbh
ive got a bit of beef with some of them but theyre awesomesauce
i think the only pokemon i dont really like are hypno and drowzee
i dont hate them theyre just not for me
one of the many reasons i prefer sv to swsh is just because so many of the galar pokemon designs are so ugly to me
i like a lot of the galar designs but yeah some of them fall flat
time to go mega
Galar probably has one of my favourite list of new designs both pokemon and trainer wise
Kinda funny considering the game itself ain't great
But the character design hits
Bug is my favourite type too
i yuck your yum! i yuck it! it is yucked!
Bug collection
i usually even like stupid designs i was mega starmie’s biggest defender from day one but maybe just coming from the worst game too sours them for me
You can't tell me the galar gym leader designs don't slap
oh yeah pokemon human designs are always good
except like that old cgi tcg tutorial video? if that even counts?
Gmax garbodor (garbodor was already my favourite pokemon) the entire galarian zigzagoon line, cursola, Toxtricity, all the bugs, impidimp line, drizzile (that one's more just because I think its really funny)
If we're counting pla since they are gen 8 mons, overqwill is also a personal favourite
This was my swsh playthrough team
Honestly still my favourite playthrough team ever
Its only 1 mon off from being my ideal team
But obviously revavroom isn't in swsh
Whenever we get the gen 8 sitting cuties I'm gonna be broke because there's so many mons I wanna buy
where is your starter....
I like thoes mons more
I usually just use my 6 favourite fully evolved mons in the game as my team
And the starters of the game rarely make dex top 6
Closest is like emboar in gen 5 who's top 10 but doesn't quite make top 6
you make me jealous
venipede line and wimpod line oughhhh
my favorite animal is the giant isopod i really need to get a wimpod at some point
I need to update this
Idk why kricketune is top 10
I love kricketune but it's not top 10 for me
That should be like ariados
because he go deedle eedle eedle eee
Also golisopod isn't my favourite anymore
Garbodor Is my fave
I swear I do have a more recent version somewhere
oh yeah these are sick
You should not be jealous I am simply financially irresponsible
i am jealous that you are more financially irresponsible than me
i need to get grubbin line someday.. sigh
£300 a month so I spend 50 on plushies 
(I pay my part of the rent before I actually buy stupid shit don't worry)
I need to buy a laptop but every laptop is just full of a bunch of useless ai slop shit so I haven't yet
Please just let the ai bubble burst already I'm tired man
i get like 400-500 dollars i think? i get 250+ or so each paycheck and get paid twice a week. that does not mean all of that money stays for long though
i have a gaming laptop that was a christmas gift and its great but microsoft pisses me off when they talk of ai
i should buy 5000000 pokemon plush but no instead i spend money on steam game
this reminded me of my list of top 100 pokemon so i’m sharing that now
the ordering kinda falls apart but whatever
i should do this
im doing it rn
im so indecisive though
Yellow, green, blue, pink.
when it comes to ordering the top 6 are the ones i’m actually sure about
dunsparce was all i needed to see 🤝
dunsparce…
fat winged bee tsuchinoko
i don’t know what my top 100 pokemon would be
all the weaklings johto originally introduced obviously, some paradoxes probably, porygon and porygon 2 because im not a big fan of z and uhhhhh
shaymin’s pretty cute i guess
shaymin and victini and keldeo
i loveeee shiny hunting
not a hot take: all of alola’s pokemon are amazing and lovely
i need to take better pictures of all my shinies
i hate nintendo switch photo app making me scan one million qr codes
there was an option for me that just saves it to the app automatically
i forget how to turn it on it was just like “hey btw you can do this would you like to turn it on”
i aint downloading no app #hater
i should take photos of my shinies but my switch is dead right now and im lazy
my box full of porygons
my first full odds shiny from before the switch generations is a yungoos
jesus
didn’t make it to top 100 so you get this instead
what site are y'all using?
honestly I just searched favorite pokemon picker and it should be the first option that comes up
you reminded me about the hoenn weirdos i love guys like lunatone and solrock and mawile and sableye all those single stage freaks
the johto weaklings and the hoenn weirdos
honorable mention that somehow didn’t make it onto the list bc I think I didn’t add regional variants is alolan muk (my oopy goopy)
I’ll do you one better, my fish collection
Those are some good fish
Only fish I have is gillbert
But he's not a pokemon
Wait no I have a horsea that's a fish
More fish
Cmon let him join in
Contained
Kinda fish related
I have 2 gastrodon plush and one time I used one to summon a gastrodon with an old server bot from another server
i love my stinky fish :)
Based!!!
Yeeeeeeeessssssss.
I need to update my photo. Since this picture I've obtained more Magicarps.
SHINY LUVDISC
Oh shit I totally forgot I had a magikarp plush top
Fake fan
Tbf it's hard to remember what plushies I have when theirs 80 of them all in 1 bag
And shiny Magicarp and Gyarados.
i have some weird tastes lol
also didn't realize i liked paldean pokemon this much
your taste seems very kitty coded lol
skitty's a good one putting that in my mental list of favorites
they're the sunkern of hoenn weak as hell and not even an evolution can save them
skittys main strength is its very cute
they should bring back pokemon competitions like in 3rd and 4th generation
they're actually incredibly strong in mystery dungeon because of that game's mechanics but otherwise yeah
oh true vacuum wave everything on the floor, no survivors
or at least I think that’s what the move was it’s been a while
and in dx specifically you can get a rare quality that guarantees multi hit moves will always hit and skitty has access to a lot of those
it's always really funny what pokemon are the most meta in side games
like charjabug dominating competitive go and weavile being the single strongest pokemon in legends arceus
Highly recommend
AAAHHHHH YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
i cant collect him until like friday
im away from home..
Don’t worry he’ll be here
YAYY THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!
No problem!! Everyone should have a shiny of their favorite…
YAAAAA
That’s baby
you are the smallest shroodle EVER
CUTEEEE
SHROODLE??
Mime Jr. is okay in the books
My second shiny alpha and it's ice cream 😭
Big fan of this guy
Me too
My favorite doggy
no way my first shiny was a maschiff!
either a maschiff or a fletchling. i think it was the maschiff because that was full odds and random
its name is pie crust and i love it so much
Terrifying
I feel like a fucking idiot
It's called serperior because it's a superior servine/snivy
It took 10 minutes for it to finally hit me
Crazy what im gonna tell u what emboars name is combined of..
I dunno about that
I just know that I saw half a starter deck at a card shop and bought it because of mimikyu
Or would it be a small deck since the max is 60 but the minimum is 40
filled up 10 whole boxes of shinies in scarvio
Noooo that’s my baby. That’s princess sparkle sunshine 💔 💔 💔
Wait im almost out of switch online I should attempt to trade for a cool Pokémon…
If anyone wants to help I can list the games I have
thanks for that
INTO THE SHADOW REALMS
been trading on scarvio lately! there are so many bots though :( sad
what did u get
five bajillion shinies with website links as names
I always take whatever item they have off of em and then release them to end their suffering.
im thinking about doing that LOL
it makes me sad though because the shinies are so nice.. why do you need to put your website all over them….
Doesn’t matter to me. They’re cheated and fated to be tossed around or be used by unknowing kids online. They can get people banned from online under the right circumstances, so putting them out of their misery is the only correct choice in my mind.
Which sucks because they did not ask to be generated, or thrown around. But until they get released, it’s all they’ll know.
:(( poor thang
this is true yeah
i don't like random trade hhfn i just avoid it
i looooove gambling
that’s a damn good haul holy shit
Yo nice pulls
Impossible to catch shiny fletchling
You can't reach it from the ground and you can't get close enough on the roof to catch it because of the incline
Ok I got it but only with a really lucky aim
really into the texture of this new line from the japanese pokemon center
they're based off that horrible pokemon friends game so im glad SOMETHING good could come out of that lol
I wish that game wasn’t just a mobile game reskin. Such cute, wasted potential.
hehehehehe
SHADFJF
WOAH
so pretty 🎀
all i’m saying is the photography side of pokemon is really underrated (whether it be the camera mode in games or what pokemon go has)
No this is so true. I’ve had so much fun with the camera
YOU CAN GET A CUTE LITTLE PRESENT CHARJABUG?? I GOTTA PLAY OH MY GOD
A baby
I got this today
geen
i need name ideas for my shiny charcadet and beldum
charcadet is probably gonna be a ceruledge and beldum will stay beldum
contacts
the baby
Still holding out hope for a crystal onix in the games
Shiny Rayquaza before shiny Rayquaza
I wonder if Totem Mimikyu is bigger than Alpha Mimikyu
fuck yes
based off this i think they're about the same size
totem might be a tiny bit bigger
Theoretically we should be able to do a direct comparison when champions comes out
Or we could just check stats in game
why is it so big i cant stop gigglinf
So Totem pokemon are essentially Alpha Pokemon in Alola
Titan pokemon are huge though, far bigger than totem pokemon and Alpha pokemon
gotta see if i can take the best spheal picture with a pretty christmas background
There's no need to be sad anymore .

What fangame is this?
Pokemon Flux
the oui oui hats fit victini
my robot 
the voices won again
Is a rampardos deck still good

am hunting scorbunny
Good luck!!
thamk u that is my oc
they are so cute
BREAKING NEWS: scraggy rolls up his pants when sleeping
Kung fu tea Pokémon promo :)
the kung fu tea in my town is so horrendous, they don't have half the ingredients and I'm 99% sure they dont have those cups lol
I got some prisms today
Im becoming urbains number one hater
sub doll for Kringle
LETS GO GAMBLING
hell yes!
woag
Pulls from my two packs !! I love the charcadet art a lot
oh i got that box for my birthday!! the alcremie card is in my phone case lol
merry late christmas to me i guess lmao
Yooo nice
The only other thing the box left me with is a bunch of code cards idk what to do with
Code cards…. I have so many but don’t regularly play the digital version so I haven’t used any for a while
I have a stack of them but I don’t remember the exact number currently
I found this furfrou card in a drawer
I think I got it from a happy meal
I bought the mine jr
TRUBBISH PINS 
I've wanted to grab them for ages to go with my plushies but just never had anywhere to put pins
every time I look on pokemon center they're out of trubbish things
YEAAAAAHHHG
I'm in the uk
Anything that isn't tcg stuff usually stays in stock for a while
new comfy friends on the horizon!
also new stuff for banette fans altho this seems to be only in china for now
ESPURRRR
Is the mimikyu thing a hooded blankwt?
possibly? I need to check since the post only showed this initial photo
it’s a plush robe! at least according to meccha japan lol
Oooo
ALSO HAVE YALL SEEN JAZWARES NEW ESPEON AND UMBREON SLEEPING PLUSHES COMING IN MAY??
LOOKIT EEEM
I HAD NOT OH YMG DO
THERE ISNT A PREORDER YET SOHA
espeon wait for meeee
great more demons to fight
LMAO
Ain’t no way I just got the shiny fennekin in zone 18 while trying to just get to a quest on the roof 😭
NICEEE
That kinda happened to me except with a fletchling
Also found this goomy which immediately made it on my team
I thought i was being so smart saving that quest where the person wants to battle in the rain for when i wanted to evolve sliggoo
but the rain went away before i could do it…
ueue i want shiny goomy
do you still have it…
i so wish the rest of the goomy line had the shiny goomy colors on their body instead of just the shell
you’re thinking of hisuian goodra
meant hisuian yeah
regular goodra has no shell and is goomy colors
i like the hisuian line so much more but if i had a shiny goomy i would definitely want the kalosian goodra
oh 100% agree, still kind of sad I couldn’t get a hisuian goodra plush
Yeah, I head home from work at 10 so I’ll ping u.
i hunt goomy so hard in the sewers and got nothing bc i have a switch one
for those on the other side of the field yearn for their neighbors splendor but have yet to see qhat wonders can come out of their own potential
me who randomly got my shiny goomy while hunting for alpha dratini
i can offer. fletchling
i have..to many..
Shiny hunting for wimpods rn, anyone want one?
@vernal fern Home
Ok just ping me when you’re ready!
Okay thanks!! :D

espurr so cozy 
omg i need a robe and mimikyu is my favorite pokemon... it was meant to be 
I did not get a shalpha 
Do have 6 shiny wimpods available though
ouuuuuu can i hab 
@vernal fern ?
lol it’s ok
Im on right now if youre available 😭
Yeah let me just hop on
Any specific things youre looking for that you want in return?
Naw

Idk! What do you have…
I’ll take a noibat
YAY
1234-9876
THANKYOUTHANKYOU THANK YOU THANK YOU !!!!!!!!!!
Mime Jr. Is acceptable being
Yessss just lemme know when you’re open to trade. I don’t need anything, I was hunting for alternate pattern scatterbug but the wimpods kept popping up lol
just acceptable?
i dont like mr. mime so mime jr is acceptable compared to that..thing.
Mime jr is one of my favorite guys ever
My team 
Minus one cause i havent decided the last one yet
Ughhhh I need to get sitting cuties of my first real pokemon team at some point lol
Everybody gangster til mime jr. becomes mime sr.
I didnt even intend to try to make a team i just kept getting really emotionally attached to them
Hopefully my mime jr comes soon
Ik post Christmas shipping can be hell sometimes
I imagine it'll probably be dispatched Monday or Tuesday
I've got 2 of the 6 of my main team
But that's because the gen 8 and 9 cuties aren't out yet
Well probably get gen 8 cuties 2026 unless they decide to drop the megas instead
I've got garbodor and golisopod
I have an obstagoon plush but obviously not a sitting cuties one since again, not out yet
The first game I beat was X back when I was six. I had the OG ruby, but I couldn’t figure out the cave and progress lol.
But yeah. My OG team was pikachu, delphox, golduck, gogoat, lucario, and arceus.
genuinely can’t remember my first team bc I was 4 but☝🏼pretty sure it was blaziken, mightyena, linoone, crobat, azumarill, and either aggron or manectric for gameboy ruby
could not even begin to tell you what i had lol
don’t even remember if my first game was RSE or FRLG
ive replayed my leafgreen so many times i cant remember what team i originally had on it 
My 1st team was really only 2 pokemon because I was like 8
Garbodor and emboar
My other team members was just me catching whatever for hms because I was 8 and didn't know the optimal hm users
I have no clue what my first team was
I remember I think sigilith of all things was my fly user
But the others I genuinely have no clue
I remember garbodor and emboar because garbodor is my favourite pokemon and was the highest level mon on my team and Emboar was my 1st ever pokemon
Ik that I wrote down my team on a piece of paper with their names and everything so I could remember before resetting the game but idk where that paper is
I do know that blaziken was called tacky tho bc I loved tic tacs
My 1st team I fully remember was my sumo team
Garbodor, golisopod, incineroar, vikavolt, scrafty and shiinotic
Shiinotic is a really underrated mon
I see it getting alot of hate for some reason
"It looks creepy" that's the point bro
That's like saying pikachu is bad for looking too cute
Although I do think i like moralul a little more then shiinotic
I do love both of them tho
here he is
he currently lives in my omega ruby
shiinotic isn’t even all that creepy, happy mushroom guy
Was gonna check the shiinotic plush
Unfortunately they did not do it justice this is ugly bro
I dont think it’d be able to sit very well if it was completely accurate lol
Eh its not like scary creepy, but it definitely does feel like it is intentionally designed to be creepy
Even just its base stock artwork facing directly forward as if its just staring at you makes its creepiness intentional
i think my first team was like........... samurott (or maybe serperior?) stoutland, krookodile, unphesant, and two others ive forgotten
but ive played thru b/w so many times i really couldnt say for sure
I’ve played through a whole lotta pokemon games, and written over saves many times. I guess I’m just kinda surprised you guys don’t remember the first team you beat a game with.
in my defense, I was 4 years old
Fair
in MY defense i forgor
Anyways I’m now panicking because I cannot locate my original lucario 💀
would you say that you forgor where it is
I’ve checked 4 different games im scared he’s just full on gone
maybe he’s on one of the poke banks? if you use those
oh you actually did unlock a memory with this
when i got the fly HM in FRLG i didn’t have any pokemon at all that could use it but i eventually caught a fearow and i thought it looked so cool
Already checked home, and I know he’s somewhere on my switch
fucccckkki I’m panicking 💀
AAAAA STAY CALM AAAAAAA STAY CALM NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE STAY CALM
pee rock ❤️
what a lovely kidney stone 💛
LMAO I also have a pee rock of my own (shiny nosepass)
charjabug
The only thing I don’t like about shiinotic is that it looks like it’s wearing a diaper…also it’s shiny is peepeepoopoo colored
someone name him
Ramen
I was 8
And I hardly remember any of my life from before I was like 14
peasqueek
Shiinotic’s pants look like a pink milcery
I LOVE MEGA DRAGONITE‼️‼️‼️
OMG GOAT???
🥹🥹🥹
junpluff’s my day 1 bro
and poipole
Good news
Should be here tomorrow or Wednesday
YAAAAAYYYYYY
tried to get a picture of him doing a flip but it just looks like he faceplanted 😭
BROS FUCKIN DEAD
hes crying so hard the whole floor is wet
The guys arrived
Eepy
He loves silly music and croma
Adorable
absolutely adorable
Gamering
uhhh does anyone want farfetch’d or patrat? 💀
@steel basin also you still need to let me know a time so I can dump the shiny wimpod on you
DENPA MEN MENTION!
Don’t worry! Just lemme know when you’re good to grab it and it’ll be there. It’s not going anywhere else lol

Im stealing a eevee :3🫳
Nope. Working on a shiny living dex. Not enough shiny eevees to give them away
Time to pull a team rockwt
actually online snag balls would be a very funny concept imagine how devastating that would be
Thank you for reminding me to check magikarp jump
my friend didn't understand why I was so shocked to this 😭
DUDE SAME
MY WALMART HAD 2 OF THE LUNCH BOX TINS LEFT
FINAL FANTASY MAGIC BOOSTER
Theres a walmart around an hour away from me that had a huge pokemon section, i only found it cause it was next to a specific gamestop
But then that gamestop closed and idk where walmart is anymore
Dude the only place I’ve genuinely seen pokemon cards in the last couple of months was this game shop, and they doubled the price on every single card product.
Like the resellers aren’t even buying because they’re so stupidly overpriced, I’ve never lost so much faith before 💀
i want premier ball
I just found out I have a creaky floor board that makes a sorta whistling sound instead of a creak sound and when I was standing on it it sounded exactly like oricorio’s cry and I was like “wtf is a oricorio possessing my house”
LOLL
cryptid photo
Guys I finally figured out where my lucario went
He’s in legends arceus 
I couldn’t see him in my boxes in home because he’s on my team
I’ve got shiny wimpods, sqauwkabillys, bulbasaurs, farfetch’ds, and patrats if anyone wants them
Also have two onix and a litleo up for grabs too
OH MY GOD
There’s another box not pictured too 💀
I’ve been spending too much time shiny hunting lol
I started my 5th box today
Can you save me a bulbasaur?
Yup! I’m still working on that donut anyways lol
what the hell
i dont want to hunt in legends im bad at it
Finally finished the donut. Got a good few more bulbasaur and an additional shroodle/ekans to add to the pot of shinies up for grabs
I mean in ZA at least, as long as you don’t kill it or let it flee, you can have up to 10 shinies save at once, so you can repeatedly teleport to a location to reset all the non-shiny pokemon there
Zone 3 is the best place to practice. It has Pokémon that are violent, will flee, but are low level so easy to catch. The stairs in the back make it really easy to reset too, so it’s optimal for learning the skills in ZA
random shiny popplio while hunting froakie
i did not get the fuckign froakie
nooooo 😭
i think she is quite sweet cute smart actually
brand new guys
hellll yeah
probably is it’s just that picture I took with the fish lens
this is so funny to me.. idk what about it is so silly but i giggled
looks like she eated a bees
she does
noo latias dont eat bees!
Looking for a shiny ditto if anyone has one. I used to have my own, but I loaned it to my little cousin because it was the only ditto I had on hand, and then his switch broke down on him. His family got him a new one rather than repairing the existing one, so the ditto is now in the void.
This Cyclizar card is so much fun as a look into the worldbuilding of Pokemon.
..i kinda feel bad for the cyclizars tbh
HES BECOMING REAL
THIS COMES TO JAPAN IN FEBRUARY
YEAAAA

Thank god. I didn’t want to go through 19 levels of the league again 💀
"goodbye sweet magikarp" they are going to fucking die
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THA BABY
yippee
excuse me what
Aparently if you buy it you get a Kanye gym leader badge set too
Kanto
wtf autocorrect 😭
you get a what
muhehe
yis

I didnt know Kanye had his own entire region
in other news i got a shiny oshawott

got the dudunsparce pencil pouch and it looks like roadkill when it's empty lol
i love this thing
Whyre u using a dead dundunsparce
the official art for every new mega released btw
they make some of them actually look better (dragonite and starmie)
My baby dragonite looked amazing even before the official art
Random question, if pokemon were real, what would be the pokemon that you’d realistically have?
hundreds of digletts from trying to dig up a dunsparce
For me it’s the Joltik line, the Spinarak line and the Shuppet line (not for battling, I just like spooders, their silk would be useful for fiber crafts and Shuppet can function as an esa with their ability to absorb people’s negative emotions)
I’d have a pidgey for sure
I think i’d feel too guilty catching my favorites if they were real
I dont have the proper environment for a noivern..
Same with me and my baby gliscor
Also pokemon level up and evolve through battling, so if you’re not a battler, it’ll be unlikely for you to have a fully evolved Pokemon, unless you caught them while they were fully evolved or they evolve through non level-up means
i never said it was bad, the official art just makes it better
oh my godddddddd
i love you absol i love you
wimpod…
in all seriousness i’d probably have a maschiff or a lillipup.. my family already has two dogs so. yeah id have a dog pokemon
i’d try my hardest to get some bug pokemon though god i loveee bug pokemon
my favorite pokemon is grubbin actually so i would probably have it as a partner pokemon
this is hard bc most of my favorites are huge lizards 😔 but!! surely a goomy and an appletun wouldn’t hurt… oh and either chingling or chimecho bc we have wind chimes over here
Same
I fix up old plushies on occasion, so I could totally see myself accidentally restoring a Banette (Banette just probably wanted a spa treatment)
I could see myself having a vaporeon or a wartortle. Something cute enough to be super enjoyable, but still being bulky enough to help with chores and whatnot.
Realistically speaking: Umbreon
Its the most dog like one out of my favorites that wouldn't set my house on fire or I'd say Dragonite but he to big :(
I do like how detective Pikachu shows how only super competitive trainers have full teams lol
I love that movie sm dude, and the games ok, but they showed the realistic aspects of pokemon..gengar is
something..
The first game is decent, but only really playable once. Still got about 25 hours out of it though. Don’t know about the second one, but the graphics look ass for how long it was in development for.
realistically i'd have a bramblin and a floragato
it would be insanely hard not to try for a krookodile bc i adore krookodile but i probably wouldnt have the space to really handle one.. but maybe a little sandile i could take care of 
I mean krokorok would be manageable I think
Just paint it red /j
that would be so awesome... would kinda be like having a teenager with capacity for insane physical destruction tho LOL
I mean yeah but it’s like the size of a lucario, if not a bit smaller
as long as you keep your friendship stat with it up, should be fine
yep!!! would just be my buddy that would be great
could have it join me on my godzilla movie marathons
i have a cat irl so maybe a krokorok and a purrloin..? thats probably all i have the energy to take care of though lol. but it would be very hard not to add some cute baby pokemon like sewaddle or something to that list too
See if you get a krokorok with the right nature though, it might help out with the others
woah..... ur not wrong
I think above 3-4 Pokémon would be impossible for trainers with jobs outside of pokemon related stuff, but in that range would probably be doable
id probably start small... but maybe with time and resources i could have a bigger team
idk if id ever want to take care of more than two realistically though.. pokemon seem like a lot of work LOL
yeah agreed
Purrloin might also be willing to help if you train it well
he needs a booster seat
espurr because i already have many cats 
i have multiple of these images
Yall
I forgor to say it here but they have the new eevee collection out on the us pokemon center and they also released the bags
these guys which were previously only in japan
what a guy
gengar gengar gengar gengar
Pokemon better make a sitting cutie white stripe Basculin
Counting down the days for the Gen 8 wave….
Look at my daughter
Big chunky
I had that exact webkinz when i was little too
I neeeeeeddddd him 😭 😭 😭
I will literally give up a kidney for this fat man
I need him. I can’t live without him.
he rereleases feb 28
Not sure about the quantity
But it’s 1:1 scale and styling to the original one released in 1997
hell yea
FIFTY DOLLARS??
😵💫
Honestly with inflation, it’s about the price he was originally
Also I mean loook at him
He’s worth every penny
Is he gonna be available on the pokecenter possibly? It seems like he's japan only
Fuck, I would probably still cave at 100 bucks
I DONT KNOW 😭 😭 😭 😭
Still got time..literally a month away still
My parents heard my screams of neediness 💀
DAWG 😭
I WILL SELL MY KIDNEHS FOR HIM
I LOBE FAT PIKA AND HES HUGE
AND SQUISHY
SJDJTJDJNAJEISMDMAOS
My walmart finally has these goobers
They only had Vaporeon and Flareon though :(
But im waiting till may for umbreon,,i need my eon
my Walmart has only had the flareon 
And I’m still waiting for my life size Vaporeon to ship from pokemon center
U BOUGHT THAT??
I WANTED THE UMBREON BUT THE 300 DOLLARS HURT MY SOUL DUDE
I COULDNT
it was a reward for good grades
lucky bastard
It was either that or a switch 2, and I knew one of those things probably wouldn’t be available come birthday time
Whenever u get u gotta show it man
ofc! I will show my army then
I unironically love Vaporeon so much
He’s always been one of my favorites, even when I was a kid
We ignore that side of the internet abt vaporeon..
Yeah…. :/
My darlins fav pokemon was vaporeon but the internet ruined it for him and i feel so bad :(
noooooo 😭
I just wanna show my goofy son again
IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS PLUSH
I LOVE DRAGON
NITE
HEY MY BOY LOOKS GREAT NORMALLY :(
Dude I have this one chibi dragonite that I found at goodwill yearsss ago. I’d send a pic but I’m cozy in bed after literally vibrating earlier
Mega dragonite is great normally, but the blue shiny is better
..WHAT
VIBRATING???
😭
Literally was shaking
bros gonna explode over fat pika
I am
I have a couple of vintage pikas, but none that big
None that cute
None that huggable
When I get him he’s coming to college with me
fat pika getting an education
He’s gonna get a degree
in FATNESS
And then he’ll sit with me when I have a job.
Literally going to bring him everywhere
I also wanna try and get fat pika but i have no clue is the tomy site ships to the u.s..
LOOOVE cofagrigus
i always liked the one in super mystery dungeon that said fwohoho! in every sentence
SO CUTEEE
i need to get myself the grubbin sitting cutie some day but its sold out on the website and i dont want to buy from a reseller
i swiped that charjabug sitting cutie so fast
I NEED ALL THREE OF THEM GAHHH i love grubbin so much
charjabug is perfect btw. no notes needed so square rectangle
One of my favorite bugs is vikavolt fr
Id trust him
AAA SO CUTE
The payment finally happened for my giant Vaporeon
He’s going to ship within the next couple of days 
YEAAA

atp i might as well just get it secondhand i want that thing so badky
if wimpod is in stock ill just get it instead
or venipede.. sigh i love bug types
im thinking about that rotom dex that takara tomy made
this guy
they also made a version with a hand crank and a version thats like a picture book iirc
i wish more tomy products came to america 😭😭 why is all the cool pokemon shit in japannn this isn’t even a place, japan thing its just true
japan gets all the cool little electronic gadgets
Their quality control feels a lot better than in America. I mean at least for the most part. I’m sure theres slop over there too.
yeah
for those whom it may concern
OH MY GOD
the poor jolteon in second class seating
OMG AHHHHHHHHHHHH
The Lillie bag is the only one that won’t get your plush stolen 💀
MY VAPOREON JUST SHIPPED
if you get a number over 1025 then divide it by two
HES HUGEMUNGUS
I got him
wow i got 206 what a coincidence that is definitely real
for real and fr i got 420 which is cherubi AND the weed number
💕🩷



