Splatoon General Discussion

[random nova]

https://youtu.be/m3OvAbX6P6w?si=LAlQCFeYuZsWrFWN

[final canopy]

i picked that team ten minutes before it ended

[random nova]

Apparently there's going to be re runs of season splatfests and big runs

[muted yew]

THANK GOD BRUH

also future got 0p 💔

[random nova]

Yeahhh ik

[muted yew]

honestly id be super down to see what they do w the series now that past has won though

[random nova]

Splatoon devs make humanoid dj octavio appear more and my life is yours...

[glad gull]

hahahah my friend just said the same thing

[random nova]

REAL AND TRUE

[glad gull]

this was so so fun, i'm glad i got to participate i hope you all had a great time too!!!! 💗

i have sooo many pictures 😭 i counted by rows and i have roughly 400 pictures and videos from grandfest even after deleting the ones i didn't like...

[final canopy]

i got three lol

[muted yew]

ooooh wait what if they did a 80's/90's sorta aestetic since thats techically in the past???

[random nova]

This splatfest made me smile so much my face started hurting

[glad gull]

YAY!!!!! (about the smiling, not the hurting LOL i hope it doesnt hurt anymore !!!)

[random nova]

They did that sort of thing for octo expansion, it'd be cool to see them expand on it more (pun maybe intended)

[glad gull]

true !!!!

i trust the splatoon team to do something cool with it 🫡 i havent been let down so far!

[dire kelp]

gg everyone

thank you for the memories splatoon 3

[zealous musk]

Hoping to see past cuttlefish and octavio cause past won

[celest stirrup]

congrats to team past!

[stoic kindle]

i felt so bad abt that cause i was rooting for em too!!

[glad gull]

idols winking compilation
i wanted to get at least one of each of them but i didnt see any for shiver and marina 😔

[muted yew]

just remembered that past won in s1 too LOL truely poetic

[final canopy]

if its past then squids still arent real

[zealous musk]

[hazy lintel]

i would kill god for a 70s splatoon theme i need it

[final canopy]

ah yes splatoon disco

[hazy lintel]

also gg to all the teams! we tried our best team future but in the end change always gets us it seems

[glad gull]

this does actually sound sick

[sharp rain]

Who won?

[final canopy]

|| past ||

[sharp rain]

Oh, nice. I thought I was team present. Turns out I’m a dumbass. I chose past

GGs

[muted yew]

HELLL YEAHHHH thatd be so cool esp since it has a buncha genres they havent rlly touched yet

[frigid folio]

Results:
||Congrats team past!!||

Gg everyone!

[frigid folio]

SAME OMG

I’m glad we can at least go back to the grand festival after the splatfest

My Marie plush is gonna outside with me today as a reward /hj

Ngl I kinda sucked at this splatfest lol
Maybe I’ll redeem myself when they rerun splatoween (RIP new content)

[frigid folio]

Aw I was hoping we could choose custom ink colours for recon : (

[heady escarp]

FUTURE GETYING 0 POINTS OH MY GOD

[heady escarp]

this would be cool but honestly im happy with him being in swim form constantly
its nice to see disability rep in splatoon

[frigid folio]

Mario

[glad gull]

woah.. shes going places

[frigid folio]

They had my favourite fish there

(I should make a splatoon sona based on said fish)

These guys

[random nova]

Oh yes for sure, I more so meant that it'd be interesting to see more of his past cause I love the lore details of the games

[kind ridge]

gg everyone

(I win hehehe >:])

[random nova]

Also hoping for a potential main campaign or dlc that is more deep cut focused

[muted yew]

was thinking about how s4 could turn out again and started getting mentally super emotional wdym the game that essentially shaped who i am as a person for the past 3 years has now concluded its cycle and now moving on

[long kayak]

tell me about it

[muted yew]

just found this super old dm i sent to one of my friends when s3 first got revealed im actuslly tearign up rn wtffff

[frigid folio]

I am excited to see how Past winning will affect the next game

[strange delta]

I am hoping so so so hard for a prequel during the great turf war but I don't think nintendo will

[muted yew]

yeah!!! i doubt theyd do a lore take on it considering new players not knowing an ounce of lore buuuut i wouldnt be suprised if they utilised an aestetic from the past or smth like that

[strange delta]

Showa era splatoon,,,,,, pls

[long kayak]

I wonder if mr grizz would come back in any capacity

[frigid folio]

Playable salmonids /j

[muted yew]

inkfish who participated a shit ton in grandfun seeing salmonids play in turf with them

[final canopy]

salmons

[long kayak]

inkbrush mains when the squad of 4 cohocks waltzes into the lobby

[stoic kindle]

at least inklings are cannonly too stupid for racism

as long as salmonlings have cool hair they won't gaf lol

[random nova]

Little buddy finally gets to play in turf war

[final canopy]

sent this to my friend and cant with their response

[random nova]

Little buddy in rotm

[frigid folio]

Ngl I’m glad they’re rerunning splatfest considering I missed splatoween

[final canopy]

missed two and thats it

intentionally missed the leader one because of the toxicity

[random nova]

Oh yeah it's also been found that pearl and marina might get their own outfits for the season fests

[frigid folio]

I keep seeing someone in splatoon comment sections complaining about how clothing is no longer restricted to gender and how it should be restricted again so uhhhh
This is for you buddy 💖

Idc I am slaying

[short grove]

this was datamined awhile ago even before grandfest i believe, which is why some people believed reruns would occur even before they were confirmed yesterday (and before the splatoween gear from S2 was added back in)!

[short grove]

the only thing with the separation of the gendered clothing into two different clothes (for example, school uniform a and b) is that i kinda wish they were just one thing you could do the adjust clothing thing for

though “adjust clothing” was added way after the amiibo clothing first got in i feel like it would be kinda convenient

for some i understand the separation but pearls crown? the school shoes? i feel like those could do that

[random nova]

That's uhhhh something
Why would that even be a problem cause isn't one of the points about Splatoon about freedom of self expression

Like womp womp bro cry me a river

Anyway I can't wait for splatoween yay yippee

[rugged pier]

That’s really cool

[stoic kindle]

THEYRE FINALLY HERE!!!!! BIGGER THAN I THOUGHT BUT ITS SO COOL!!!!!

[frigid folio]

WOOO

[stoic kindle]

SHOULDVE GOTTEN A SMALL BUT IDC I LOVE IT

I CANT WAIT TO WEAR THEM AAAA!!!!

[random nova]

YAY FINALLY

[frigid folio]

I got the present shirt that’ll hopefully come early October

Too broke to afford all three

[frigid folio]

I can’t figure out how to bring up the menu in the bottom photo

[final canopy]

you use the train if i remember

[lunar zodiac]

Yah once you’re in the grandfest plaza press x and select the train

[muted yew]

counterpoint, pretend theyre adjusted gear /silly

[kind ridge]

it's just the Adjust Gear variant lol

[kind ridge]

I did not read this before saying that

[final canopy]

oops

[dark fern]

here's a Marina!

[muted yew]

https://youtu.be/L0QIG8PuW8o?si=_PfgwzPC-FOIoNUx

[frigid folio]

Had a dream that winter was renamed to “wobble season” and that sounds like a rejected splatoon season name

[zealous musk]

I’d like to imagine that this is some April fools event where they briefly allow you to play as the jellyfish but you can’t really do much as one

[frigid folio]

Ahh oki tyyy

[frigid folio]

I never knew I needed this

[random nova]

I made this random connection in my brain

[stoic kindle]

shiver's kakegoe parts are my fav thing ever

it's so cool

[random nova]

real tbh, it scratches my brain

anna sato has a beautiful singing voice

[frigid folio]

Ngl I’ve been thinking about how the past theme would be incorporated in the next game

Maybe a game set before the events of splatoon 1?

Like wayyyy before that

[zealous musk]

God I’d love to have a steampunk themed anything cause of past

[left roost]

i wanna see the great turf war stuff!!!! it would be so awssome

[zealous musk]

Same

[short grove]

I LOVE THEM SM

they’re so cute to me

tbf i also like a lot of the adlibbing in deep cut songs where they do cheers in them

[silver flower]

Ooh! Woomies!

[final canopy]

yes

[silver flower]

Yay!

Anyone wanna play some salmon run rn?

[final canopy]

i’m going to bed i just got off lol

[silver flower]

Well, of anyones awake and wanna play, ping me :3

[muted yew]

https://x.com/lolagold25/status/1836716135191908447

Lolo (@lolagold25) on X

Twitter · Sep 19, 2024, 10:37 AM

[hazy lintel]

to be fair i think time travel could be an interesting idea
maybe something steampunk looking?

[random nova]

I've seen people bring up ancient japan aesthetic, which could also fit

[frigid folio]

Shoutout to my sister who told me years ago that there was a secret weapon in splatoon 1 called the “mmhmmhm”

[long kayak]

cephalopod courtship dance

[random nova]

into the light choreography you will always be famous

[zealous musk]

I don’t know where I found this

[stoic kindle]

lmao

[final canopy]

oh this

[sharp rain]

I don’t get mad at games to the point of doing anything. Anymore. Now I just smack the couch and move on. Before that, though…

[final canopy]

what i do now is tame compared to 4 years ago

rip those two pairs of joycons

[sharp rain]

I would throw controllers a few years ago.

For Splatoon, I only get mad at salmon run

[final canopy]

i tend to stay away from ranked and play salmon run

if my days going fine ill go on ranked and just have fun

i especially find the masculine inkling death sounds really funny

[sharp rain]

I don’t play enough that ranked would be worth it/ I would be good at it

[final canopy]

man and i remember thinking i wouldnt like the mode when i tried it out in 2

salmon run is my go to mode

[sharp rain]

Salmon run is lovely. You’re not competing against any players

[frigid folio]

RIP Pearl 💔

[zealous musk]

o7

[random nova]

True but it does take a lot of teamwork and knowing how to use the weapons, so it's a gamble playing with randos

[sharp rain]

I only play with randos. None of my friends have both the game and have online.

[final canopy]

same

i do sometimes play with someone else but they’re not as good as i am

[muted yew]

https://x.com/mothman_SP/status/1837329304398495996

mothman #freemelee #savesplatoon (@mothman_SP) on X

Me when I have less than 30hp: I’m gonna back up and make sure I live so I don’t let my team down

The Hateful Orb:

Twitter · Sep 21, 2024, 3:13 AM

[final canopy]

bubbles

[frigid folio]

Not the wretched orb

[random nova]

Pondering my wretched orb

[frigid folio]

I wanna recreate some splatoon idols I made years ago but the og drawing doesn’t exist anymore so I’ll just have to do it from memory

Btw one was a dark blue and gold inkling and the other was a dark red octoling

[zealous musk]

😭

[storm glen]

i want my smallfry (eepy) to be real

[stoic kindle]

orinch!!

[undone quarry]

• I love tartar how could they? :(

• Its such a charming lil goober too :3

[muted yew]

https://vxtwitter.com/Toxicalliey/status/1837633033354334552 wtf

[heady escarp]

horrible

took away their masks.

[kind ridge]

splatoon if uhh
what's something funny to compare this to

[stoic kindle]

splahuman..

absolutely terrible except for callie

she's adorable as always

[kind ridge]

splatoon if humans never went extinct

so, just paintball

[hazy lintel]

i think the thing that weirds me out is they don't have eyelashes now which the mask made it look like they did

still thinking solemnly about how dogwalked team future got..

[frigid folio]

Oo look the Marie shirt is on vinte- nvm

Why are they so priceyyy

[zealous musk]

Christ almighty 100??”

[final canopy]

reselling moment

[left void]

Scalper moment

[kind ridge]

preservation moment

[short grove]

every so often theres a split second of another image and then it’s just tartar again

peak

[final canopy]

it reminds me of when people spammed the too many trizookas challenge image from the update video under a foamstars trailer

[frigid folio]

Foamstars feels like splatoon but more uhhh
Soulless? Idk

Idk ig it just doesn’t appeal to me

[frigid folio]

[zealous musk]

I had a dream last night that at school I found a whole ass splatana stamper and it was really realistic, fine details, textures even the splatoon lettering and then someone told me to put it back because it belonged to someone apparently

[final canopy]

don’t you love doing a rank up and get two wins first before losing three times in a row?

[strange delta]

What does ranking up actually like,,,, do? Ik it's like how good u are at the game but I genuinely have no clue how it works other than that dndjfjjdvudjfhjd. I mean I've looked it up before and everything but I just don't get it bc the explanations go into numbers and then I get lost LMAO

[final canopy]

basically a series but you have to win three times to rank up

[strange delta]

Ohhhhhhhh that makes sense actually thank u sm LMAO

[stoic kindle]

ranks are pretty much for bragging rights

there's a lot of ppl at high ranks that are a-holes so i can't say it's for skill

[stoic kindle]

i got heavy edit to 4 stars FINALLYYY

[frigid folio]

Yippeee!

[final canopy]

i’m working to getting hydra custom to 4 stars too

[short grove]

my ballpoint is almost to 4 stars too ^^

[muted yew]

still trying to get my mini splatling to 5 stars..... sigh.... one day.....

[random nova]

Rollers are one of my favorite weapon classes, cause I'm pretty sure I've gotten 4 or 5 stars on a few of them

[zealous musk]

I love the big swig but am praying that some how it eventually gets an actually good kit

[short grove]

5 stars takes so so long so i understand the pain

unless you’re constantly playing the same weapon and not switching

my dapples nouveau r five star and that took forever because i like using many weapons x-x

it’s a miracle i get stuff to four stars

[frigid folio]

I just witnessed a splatoon ad from the uk with just “STOP IT YOU LITTLE RASCALS” pls help me

Couldn’t clip it on youtube so take this screen recording instead

[random nova]

PFFFT LMAO?

[frigid folio]

I’m finally putting down splatoon for another game sorry lads

I forgor I had Warioware

[final canopy]

i finally played mario wonder again since content updates are over

ive had it since launch and havent beat it

[heady escarp]

sploon...

[final canopy]

rip john

[muted yew]

john splatoon has hasthtag DIED!!!

[random nova]

Rest in pepperoni

[heady escarp]

what no he is just flying

[final canopy]

john has the wings and halo. he has passed away

[final canopy]

but he should be this to be more accurate

[final canopy]

remembering how you could dodge flipper floppers by just jumping

[random nova]

How grandfest felt

[rugged pier]

https://youtu.be/tmW2C7ueM_s?si=wJLFYVwG5G669Tjv

[final canopy]

splatoon 4 leaked gameplay

[frigid folio]

I thought the title was just being funny until I realised this came out before splatoon was even thought of

[final canopy]

i mean the word platoon is a thing so i bet they just added an s because paintball going splat

[frigid folio]

Maybe they’re just a time traveller /j

[final canopy]

real

[frigid folio]

My grand fest shirt might come today ghghghf

[frigid folio]

Is not here : (

[silver flower]

[final canopy]

peepy

[kind ridge]

real.

[final canopy]

i sent the same friend who called smallfry a chicken a chum and he’s not a fan

[long kayak]

If he throws any shade at cohock I'm swinging

[final canopy]

cohocks are doing our squids a favour by teaching them to swim again

[random nova]

[final canopy]

cohock did not cause a reaction from him

[zealous musk]

See their reaction towards a fly fish. Immediate hostility is a good sign

[final canopy]

i got confusion

[frigid folio]

I found it

[final canopy]

i matched with someone in salmon run named “CowPeepy”

too bad my internet died before we won

[frigid folio]

‼️

[short grove]

woa…

[final canopy]

i was able to snap a pic i forgot

[random nova]

Yoooo

[strange delta]

i wonder if they're int he discord. that wld be like so fucking funny omg

[kind ridge]

CowPeepy™️

[final canopy]

ima send the splashtag just in case they’re here

[final canopy]

don’t you love it when your v1 switch throws a low battery screen and goes to sleep… with 50% of battery?

oh and this was during a ranked match

[sharp rain]

V1?

https://tenor.com/view/shannon-sharpe-v1-ultrakill-suit-smile-gif-26496634

[final canopy]

launch model switch

[undone quarry]

• I only want a launch model switch only for modding

[final canopy]

it’s why i got it. found it at a pawn shop and ran the serial number

[random nova]

SPLATOWEEN TIME BABY

[celest stirrup]

[final canopy]

ghosts

[vocal oak]

NOOOOOO this is so hard all teams are good

[final canopy]

going with wizard most likely

was never interested in the other two when i was younger

[stoic kindle]

almost went ninja, but knights are coolerrr

armored mma goes HARD

[final canopy]

rust:

[kind ridge]

WHERE IS MY MAN PIRATE

[final canopy]

maybe in splatoon 4

[frigid folio]

YOOOO DIFFERENT TEAMS

I might go with wizard

I don’t like Harry Potter for obvious reasons but wizards are cool

[final canopy]

never was interested in the books when i was younger cause i thought they were too long LOL

[frigid folio]

Pffft

[random nova]

merlin the wizard however is cool and based

[frigid folio]

Wizard just seems the most fun to me
Hehe magic

[stoic kindle]

i'm not team wizard but this is for yall

[frigid folio]

I’m kinda glad it isn’t just zombies, skeletons or ghosts again

[final canopy]

ghosts

[frigid folio]

Ghosts

[celest stirrup]

I like wizard the most but I might have to go knight cause I have the octoling boy amiibo

[stoic kindle]

knight 🤝

[kind ridge]

anyways wizard!!

merlin's beard or something

[zealous musk]

Wizard for sure

[final canopy]

wizard

[zealous musk]

in spirit of wizardry I am going to say as many things in rhyme as possible starting with "by ox's heart and old newt's tail I wish for our team to prevail"

[hushed tundra]

any ninjas here?

[final canopy]

no theyre invisible

[hushed tundra]

oh yeah

[sharp rain]

I don’t even know if I’ll play

I’m none of them, though

I’d be a bard

[frigid folio]

I’d be a wizard, just not a very good one

[zealous musk]

if only gnome was an option

[final canopy]

gnomes

[muted yew]

SHIVER WIZARD MONEY GANG 💥💥‼️(WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS 🗣️‼️) ‼️‼️💥🔥

absolutely overjoyed that splattwt is wizard posting again

[random nova]

https://tenor.com/view/pondering-pondering-my-orb-my-orb-orb-pondering-my-pondering-my-orb-orb-gif-24060364

me pondering my orb in the splatfest

[final canopy]

this is the only picture i took with my laptop's webcam

[zealous musk]

and there is no need for any more as true photographic excellency and perfection has at last been achieved and life is now meaningless and we must return to mother earth

[frigid folio]

14 days and my grand fest shirt still isn’t here

I’m kinda concerned cuz I don’t want to have to buy one second hand for triple the price

[final canopy]

eh shipping takes that long sometimes

earlier this year my lil judd plush was delayed for like 2-3 weeks because of awful road conditions

[frigid folio]

I meant to draw big man wtf is this

[stoic kindle]

small guy

[frigid folio]

I did it from memory whilst trying to watch a show lol

[strange delta]

LMAO i was just abt to post "little dude" similar brain cell

[random nova]

little man

[stoic kindle]

not my splat doll but i'm losing it over the .5 angle

[undone quarry]

• I want one of my splatsona so bad

[stoic kindle]

agh samee

they're so cute

i have links for almost a whole doll i just. don't have funds 💀

[final canopy]

my joycon randomly decided to no longer work rip

[sharp rain]

You can send them into Nintendo

[final canopy]

was planning that when my pro controller decides to drift on the other stick

[stoic kindle]

i was finally able to change my nickname :D

i'm free from gayboy.... that was so embarrassing

[frigid folio]

18 days and no grand fest shirt

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-waiting-still-waiting-gif-13052487

[final canopy]

mines been something erm… interesting for the past two months and the only reason i haven’t changed it is because i have no ideas

it’s nothing awful, just something i don’t wanna say lol

[hushed tundra]

im team wizard

shadow wizard money gang

[final canopy]

i’ll go wizard too

was never interested in the other two as a kid

[frigid folio]

I used to like ninjas more but wizards have grown on me

[kind ridge]

what about "judd 2"

[frigid folio]

So my grand fest shirt might not be coming at all

Apparently Nintendo messed up the order or something because it’s taken a month

[hushed tundra]

saw that coming a mile away

may that shirt rest in piece

[frigid folio]

We have to send a form to Nintendo to sort things out

But idk if I’ll get it at this point

[hushed tundra]

theres always ebay

aaaand theyre almost 70 dollars

[frigid folio]

Yeah that’s the problem lol

I was upset it about but I got icecream and now I feel better

[frigid folio]

Oh yeah I forgot I had a dream I saw an image of shiver that looked like this

[final canopy]

that’s beautiful

[frigid folio]

It was much more cursed in the dream but I’m to tired to draw rn

[random nova]

I'm a
rat

[stoic kindle]

squif

[short grove]

squif!!!!

[final canopy]

cephalopod

[glad gull]

THESE ARE SO GOOD do u go in and edit them at all afterwards or is it all using the in-game photo tools?

[stoic kindle]

only the in game camera!! :D

[glad gull]

so so neat!!!!

[frigid folio]

Wizard time

[final canopy]

i keep getting titles

[zealous musk]

I want more titles so I can make good ones like “spineless schemer”

[frigid folio]

I want the doctor title so I can become “The Doctor”

[versed heath]

I can be "100% Soup" or "100% Horse"

[stoic kindle]

i want all the agent titles
i got agent 4 and 1 i think

[celest stirrup]

my title rn is "Drained Introvert"

[final canopy]

the machine gave me the combo of “sun-dried horrorboros”

[stoic kindle]

splatfest is this weekend Fuk-

and my internet's out today boooo

[final canopy]

ouch

[stoic kindle]

pic sesh for references

[final canopy]

i dont do it in splatoon but i also like doing photoshoots in other games

[stoic kindle]

taking game photos is super fun :]

splatoon and shining nikki are my fav games to take pics of, they're amazing

[dark fern]

I only wish we could use any emote as a pose in photo mode... :( it's waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy too limited

[strange delta]

yeah some more photo options next game wld be rlly nice

[stoic kindle]

mhmm

i was hoping that with the big grandfest update they'd add more 😭

[random nova]

I love going into recon and take pics of the jellyfish on the map doing stuff

https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1848726006342791671

Splatoon North America (@SplatoonNA) on X

A special announcement for Grizzco employees!
An Eggstra Work event will take place at Bonerattle Arena from 4PM PT on 11/8 to 4PM PT on 11/10.

Twitter · Oct 22, 2024, 2:00 PM

Also

[frigid folio]

I go into recon just to stare at jellyfish

[final canopy]

i just use free cam on the v1 to look at them closer

[final canopy]

was looking for a decent example and i did

i still like how it looks

[frigid folio]

I had a dream splatoon updated out of nowhere and salmon run had new game modes, one of them was just titled “I love Boris”

[final canopy]

reminds me when google had an autofill for the coho and it was "x horrorboros"

i didnt even dare to click it

[frigid folio]

One of the new maps was in alterna and I’m sad it wasn’t real

[random nova]

game mode where you just fight horrorboros

[frigid folio]

It was exactly that lol

[random nova]

I love boris...

[frigid folio]

My favourite noodle thing idk what they are

[random nova]

Yooo this new splatfest art is actually really good?

[short grove]

big man looks so silly

[random nova]

he's doing his best

[celest stirrup]

This is so cute, I love Frye's armor and Big Man in the back lol

[frigid folio]

Oooo off the hook has their splatoon 2 final fest costumes on

[final canopy]

oh yay mirrors.

[short grove]

i haaaaave a feeling i maaaayyy have chosen the popular team

fuck it we ball

[final canopy]

mirrors! mirrors everywhere

[frigid folio]

Mirrors : (

And spawncampers

[final canopy]

i got to ruler i’m done

[stoic kindle]

i'm so close to ruler

i just wanna hit +1 and then stare at the idols

[frigid folio]

I was gonna stop at ruler but I’m having fun so I’ll keep going

I only loose when a 10x battle comes up

[final canopy]

ive lost plenty of times

[stoic kindle]

LITERALLY SAME i hate it sm 😭

i was on a win streak of 6 but boom. 10x loss

[frigid folio]

There’s always frostyfest (if it even happens this year)

[final canopy]

got a connection error and banned for 10 minutes im don e

[frigid folio]

LMAO a team on mirror during conch class did a squid party and then splatted us all in an attempt to go get the win

Funny thing is they ended up loosing

[stoic kindle]

deserved

[frigid folio]

I was suspicious when I noticed they all had splooshes

[stoic kindle]

of course they're a sploosh user lmao

[frigid folio]

I hate it when they trick you with squid parties

I was having fun

I’m done with splatoween, I’ll just wait for the results in a few hours

I do hope there’s a frosty fest this year

[stoic kindle]

yeah i reached ruler and that was it

splatfests aren't really fun anymore :/

[final canopy]

same, its the same thing now

[strange delta]

i was Mc Sick during splatoween this yr so i cld only get a few matches in 😔 but they were fun!!

[random nova]

me except I was busy doing irl stuff, but no biggie cause I got to play the first one too

[muted yew]

https://vxtwitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/1850721283920855125 lol

[final canopy]

big man winning every special fest as usual

[glad gull]

big man stay winning 💯💯

[random nova]

bro really winning all the season splatfests

[frigid folio]

Gg!!!

[frigid folio]

Hands down, best splatoon character
(Ty YouTube glitches)

[final canopy]

forgot to say but i matched with an ink brush that drew sans and big man during a mirror

[frigid folio]

That’s beautiful

[frigid folio]

“Dear god I’m at the wrong splatfest”

[zealous musk]

I kinda wish they could let us go to the grand fest area as a train station thing

Ya know with amiibo and whatnot

[short grove]

ok i need to ask are you saying “i wish i could go to the grandfest area through the train station any time without amiibo” or “i wish i could go to to the grandfest area any time”

because you can with any idol amiibo

[zealous musk]

Yeah well it was more of a “I wish using an idol amiibo would unlock it as a train station area” simply for the convenience and although I haven’t actually checked I wish it could still work like a regular lobby

[final canopy]

found a perfect example of this games de sync in my switch lite gallery

i take out a smallfry after it attacks someone and shortly after i do so, they still die

[short grove]

ahhhh nah i get that
and agreed! but unfortunately not

[short grove]

idk why i feel like i get some of the craziest desyncs/deaths in salmon run

though i’ve had weird deaths in turf (or moments where i lived even though i really shouldn’t have imo..)

[final canopy]

got the clip

[zealous musk]

YA’LL THE NINTENDO MUSIC APP JUST RELEASED

[final canopy]

better late than never

[final canopy]

aaand the app isn’t compatible with my os version lovely

[celest stirrup]

noooo

[frigid folio]

I can finally listen to squid music

Dap cuts

[short grove]

unfortunately i think it only has the music from the initial release

[frigid folio]

Waaaa

[frigid folio]

I am now a clown

[strange delta]

Detroit become goofy

[final canopy]

ive been able to afford that for a long time now but i really only like the pink ones so

[random nova]

When you miss the quota by one egg

[final canopy]

oh no

[final canopy]

works on my ipad though

[zealous musk]

Great!

[stoic kindle]

i still have no clue how this is possible

there wasn't even a delayed splat- it was just. 2 shots of nothing

[final canopy]

desync my beloved

[short grove]

this is how i feel when using charger (except i always miss

[final canopy]

i was sorta decent a year ago but gave up with trying to improve

[short grove]

it’s fun! it’s just that i also suck with it lol

[muted yew]

missing grandrun/fest sm rn it feels so boring now

[frigid folio]

I want big run

[short grove]

real..

[frigid folio]

I had a dream I beat triumvirate and if you did, it would unlock a secret final boss

||It was Kirby ||

Also help I skipped through the announcement too quickly and Frye swore at me

[muted yew]

https://vxtwitter.com/beicore_/status/1855308449095078144 wave gootbye eehuhdhghguhhhhhh ik i dont have that strong of a love for the squid sisters but that song specifically hits SO hard

[stoic kindle]

wave goodbye made me cry on the first listen, it's SO GOOD

it hit extra strong for me cause i've been a squid sis mega fan for all 9yrs

[frigid folio]

Seems correct to me

[frigid folio]

I wonder what the frosty fest theme will be

[random nova]

Likely it could be a theme from a past game like splatoween except there's a third option

[final canopy]

no way i find this today

[frigid folio]

Naughty vs Nice vs Neutral

[glad gull]

naughty v nice v Normal

[stoic kindle]

socks vs sweaters vs scarves

[frigid folio]

If that’s the theme then y’know what team I’m going on

[hazy lintel]

i could see something like
"which is most important to you?"
presents/loved ones/winter weather

[zealous musk]

what about "hot chocolate vs candy canes vs gingerbread"

[frigid folio]

Hot chocolate pls

[muted yew]

sweaters.....

[lunar zodiac]

Still mad we never got a chip fest rerun it would have been awesome

Salsa vs guac vs queso. Come on

[final canopy]

salsa all the way, i hate the other two

[final canopy]

squids

[muted yew]

squds

[zealous musk]

sqds

[hushed tundra]

sds

[final canopy]

i never go a day without wishing squids were real

[frigid folio]

Finally have the full octoling armour set

[silver flower]

💪🏻🐙

[frigid folio]

Octopus

[final canopy]

ive had it for a while now, its nice

[final canopy]

played last night and remembered why i prefer salmon run, the matchmaking is so brutal sometimes

[undone quarry]

• for me salmon run is more fun but sometimes I get complete beginners bc im stuck at evp 40 bc I dont wanna get the check points out of sheer laziness and bc of school

[frigid folio]

I’m suffering splatoon burn out rn so I’m probably gonna play pokemon until I get out of it

[stoic kindle]

wahooo

[long kayak]

they're taking it out of the map rotation again, it's a christmas miracle

[final canopy]

oh yes

looks like they’re going to just give the same prize as last time

[dark fern]

didn't expect that, but hey, I'll be in for it

[stoic kindle]

i missed so many of the beginning big runs so i'm very excited

re run them all

[random nova]

wahoo world big run was fun and easy because all of the salmonids came around in a circle

[final canopy]

that big run was the very first time i died to a fish stick helpppppp

[thick flower]

Oh my god finally. I had SO MANY SPLAT ZONES MATCHES ON WAHOO WORLD

[frigid folio]

Yay finally!! Big run!!

I have a reason to play the game again

[rugged pier]

Is this real?

[stoic kindle]

yeah!! i took it from the official twitter lol

[frigid folio]

Found my old splatoon ocs 💀

[rugged pier]

They’re cute!!!

[final canopy]

meow

[thick flower]

Ughh the season catalog is ending and I haven't finished it yettt

[final canopy]

golden rotation in salmon run

[frigid folio]

Gaaaahhh I missed it

Cuz I have to go sleepy soon

[final canopy]

forgot the season ended lol

[silver flower]

I checked the rolls for my shellout machine and seasonal banner/title is too far away to be reached 😭

Hoping for better rolls for splatfest

[short grove]

so did i.. was close to 100 and then i just Didn’t Play lmao

[final canopy]

ive been completing the catalouges for a while now

and im more casual but i guess me slipping in the occasional salmon run match helps

[versed heath]

[frigid folio]

Sorry I thought this was the pokepark lol

I only just realised that I sent it in the wrong chat

[final canopy]

i thought it was about your squids name lol

[frigid folio]

Pfft

Fart face the squid

[random nova]

Sounds like someone I'd probably come across during turf war

I've seen very wild names during multiplayer

[final canopy]

i have a bunch of them in my switch gallery

[frigid folio]

I saw someone named “ihatefurries” like ok buddy

[final canopy]

meanwhile mine was “a furry” for a bit lol

[short grove]

:3

i’ve wanted the frye plush for so long after seeing people have her on twitter like last year she’s SO silly

[random nova]

Frye dr pepper

[dark fern]

I still need Big Man...

[frigid folio]

Mmm doctah beppa

[stoic kindle]

i played one match in s3 after a month of not playing, but it went so bad that i dc'd halfway

i wanted to have fun not get spawn camped within the first 25 seconds

[frigid folio]

Ew spawn campers

I kept getting spawn camped by team past players in the grand fest lol

[random nova]

somehow I've been lucky with getting friendly players a lot more often

[stoic kindle]

i think my bad matchmaking luck is a combo of high level + playing late at night

but i'm busy in the day so i feel trapped... just like how i was trapped in spawn

[random nova]

lmao yeah I play during the day when I have free time cause I'm too tired to play at night

unless it's splatfest

[final canopy]

got bad randoms in salmon run last night. still getting bad randoms now

i think it just decides when it wants to give competent randoms

[undone quarry]

I randomly get randoms that get us to 40 eggs per wave but then next round I get randoms that barely make quota-

[frigid folio]

I swear one teammate kept squidbagging me instead of reviving me like wha-

Ik im bad at salmon run but jeez

[final canopy]

played turf war last night and didn’t win a single match

and when i was winning i got a connection error and got banned

[strange delta]

That's like genuinely tragic

[hushed tundra]

you got banned cus you were having fun, no fun allowed on this christian splatoon server

[final canopy]

so real, at least i had better luck with salmon run that night

[frigid folio]

Big run is soon
Gonna be the first time I’ve played splatoon in a while

[final canopy]

ah yes i normally install a tsunami mod to a game with a similar atmosphere and say it’s the city during big run

[stoic kindle]

5 hours left of big run

[final canopy]

i cant get gold i give up

[frigid folio]

I would’ve played big run more but I’m sick

I’ll probably play more during the next frosty fest

[celest stirrup]

my connection was really bad yesterday so I didn't get to play much either

[dark fern]

I wanted to play more but I just couldn't get into it...! sad

[versed heath]

I played once and it went bad but not failing bad

I could only kind of play one of the weapons I was given

[undone quarry]

• I just wasn’t motivated to get gold lol

[final canopy]

oh

[stoic kindle]

embarrassing

[final canopy]

this year i did kinda move to pc gaming so yeah

[short grove]

oh shit that’s out huh

[final canopy]

holy carp

[zealous musk]

The hell they got a Nintendo wrapped?

Where do I find this???

[stoic kindle]

https://year-in-review.nintendo.com/en-us/?_gl=1*164jy0g*_gcl_au*MzczMjY0ODEzLjE3MzQ1NTE0NTc.*_ga*NTQ4NzE3NTguMTczNDU1MTQ1OA.._ga_F6ERC4HMNZMTczNDU1MTQ1Ny4xLjEuMTczNDU1MTQ2Mi4wLjAuMA

[zealous musk]

Oh nifty thanks!

[stoic kindle]

np!!

[random nova]

Frostyfest themes are out

Money, memories, or gifts

[final canopy]

oh no

[frigid folio]

I want gift

[muted yew]

new theme new art that somehow gets even worse LOLLLL

[frigid folio]

Also I’m pretty sure I’m not getting my grand fest shirt and that it’ll be refunded soon

[frigid folio]

Forgot to mention idk why I never received it, considering I pre-ordered it

[final canopy]

nintendo really said f you in particular

[stoic kindle]

the con i was at today had a splatoon meetup

i'm not part of it (i wore N pokemon) but these ppl are AWESOME

one of the grandfest callie's told me about it!!!

[final canopy]

very Cool

[frigid folio]

Ooooo!

Man seeing grand fest tees makes me wish mine wasn’t sent to the void

[final canopy]

reminds me of my lil judd plush arriving so late because of bad road conditions

[random nova]

Aww that lil guy went on a journey

[final canopy]

what’s funny is that i ordered both him and smallfry at the same time and smallfry arrived early

[frigid folio]

Oh god wrong chat again

Sorry chat I keep accidentally posting my pokemon pics in here 💔

[rugged pier]

Here’s mine

[celest stirrup]

paper mario

[final canopy]

i did consider picking it up then i realised i’d get lost like any other rpg

[frigid folio]

Papa mary

[final canopy]

yesterday i was at an outdoor restaurant and i swore i heard the splatsville plaza music

[undone quarry]

• damn-
• honestly it would be so cool to hear that though

• anyways I just realized I mostly only played splatoon 2 and 3 this year

[final canopy]

finally four starred hydra custom

[zealous musk]

neato

[undone quarry]

• I’ve been meaning to do that with base splat dualies and mint decav but im not motivated enough and im more interested in salmon run nowadays

[final canopy]

people who five star weapons are insane i was in a sever where someone five starred custom range blaster in like 3-4 days after the season if i recall correctly

[undone quarry]

• GEEZ-
• I haven’t five starred even 1 weapon since I started like a year ago

[short grove]

HOWWWW

that is constant nonstop play without switching weapons at ALL

[long kayak]

dont talk to me or my son ever again

[final canopy]

minifry

[undone quarry]

• honestly idk how ppl can do that much ranked/turf war-

[short grove]

RIGHT

esp without switching weapons

[undone quarry]

• for me I just like salmon run better
• honestly even after not playing as much as I used to I somehow play better than when i played alot more

[final canopy]

yeah, salmon run is my go to usually

i actually really like spawning grounds and marooners bay

[undone quarry]

• I love bonerattle the most
• I almost evp 999d it but I kept having dcs at evp 600 and it was late and the next day I just took a break

• bonerattle is my copium for no ruins of ark polaris (which I hate how it wasn’t brought back but if it was it would be SO BROKEN for egg collecting but annoying due to it’s smaller size for kings)

[final canopy]

ah i’m not good enough to reach those levels yet

did get to 700 on the first bone rattle golden rotation

[short grove]

i’m lowkey ass at salmon run but it’s a ton of fun

[short grove]

i loved ark polaris bc grind rails if im being real. i’m weak i love grind rails

[final canopy]

i never liked ark, always disliked how huge it was

it’s a cool map for the lore but playing on it isn’t fun imo

[frigid folio]

I’m finally back into sploon!!

[final canopy]

yay

[final canopy]

checked amazon for something and thought this was funny

[silver flower]

I'm one of the "plays too much" people 😂

[final canopy]

last time i checked i only had around 140

oh cool i can’t check i can’t download the update it needs

[celest stirrup]

You have ALL the golden salmon run stage badges??

[final canopy]

i only got like two silver ones

[silver flower]

Yup, worked on em all a few months back

[celest stirrup]

That's really cool, I tried getting one a while ago and the grind was too much for me lol

[silver flower]

I got some help with the final ones. Someone demoting to profresh 1 to keep hazard lower while still ranking up~

Some call it cheating, but i rather do it that way than struggle for days trying with randoms.

Ofc its easier if its a grizzco weapon rotation too

[celest stirrup]

I don't really feel like that's cheating cause you're just reducing the randomness

[silver flower]

Yea, when trying to climb the rotations feel too short. Luckily theres the checkpoints but it resets so far back. Takes hours to start climbing again

[celest stirrup]

Yeah it was such a grind it started affecting my mental health

I made it to like 900 and beat a max hazard level shift so that's all the validation I need lol

[final canopy]

i haven’t got past like 200 on normal rotations lol

[undone quarry]

• my biggest achievement is getting to evp 999 on the grand run and even then grand run is where alot of my friends who rarely play did get rlly high scores
• I still love salmon run, it’s fun to play even if im bad!

• I also beat a trium at hlm and that’s ironically easier because ppl are better at hlm and I beat it with some rlly good people

[random nova]

Ngl I enjoy playing salmon run way more than ranked

[final canopy]

i gave up with ranked as i would always lose the rank up battles almost instantly

so i just maintain my rank so it resets to b+

[rugged pier]

I think you got all the badges

[silver flower]

actually, i'm not even halfway 😂 close to halfway tho! but i'm not going for all gold weapon badges.

[short grove]

i wanna rank up to A so bad but i never play

[final canopy]

i got to rank a like twice

[short grove]

i’ve also never had HLM but that’s because i keep my EVP rank low (aka i suck ass

i’d get to X rank to flex but that’s too much effort

[final canopy]

oh i’ve accepted i’m never reaching that

[short grove]

same

[random nova]

https://vxtwitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/1874259258344432054

Spin the fry

[final canopy]

would send frysmoke but oh yeah i dont have the role

[short grove]

they launched fry into the stratosphere

[final canopy]

this mode gets me more intense than uhhhhh… i dunno

[glad gull]

i was waiting for the small fry to fall back down and it didnt…

[dark fern]

same... where'd they goooooooo

[stoic kindle]

he got stuck in the ceiling 💔

[final canopy]

“i got this splatoon stuck in the ceiling i can’t get it down”

[random nova]

"You're not gonna believe what object dislodged itself from the ceiling"

[frigid folio]

I had a dream the new splatfest was 5 teams and they were
I have a dog
I have a cat
I like dogs
I am neutral on dogs
And
I don’t like dogs

[undone quarry]

• I have a cat ftw ‼️

[long kayak]

the freshest oui around

[random nova]

[final canopy]

flight got cancelled and i cant play splatoon in the hotel im going to shrivel up

[random nova]

https://x.com/MagicalGirlFia/status/1876094005207032034

Magical Miracle Girl ★ Fia 🆖🍉 (@MagicalGirlFia) on X

A translation of the short story about Marina and Acht featured in Bankara Walker has been completed! You can read it here: https://t.co/9rQhh4ykeB

Twitter · Jan 6, 2025, 2:30 AM

[stoic kindle]

hour n a half til splatfestt

[final canopy]

launched the game and completely forgot about the fest

[stoic kindle]

i finally broke my 100x curse... on the float for a REAL achievement

[frigid folio]

I need to play sploon when I get home

[tropic shadow]

i picked the losing team

team experiences go girl give us nothing

[frigid folio]

I haven’t run into team money yet

[stoic kindle]

YAHOOOO

experience did good on getting second place!!! u guys beat me almost as bad as money did

[final canopy]

lol,

[random nova]

Big Man sweeping the holiday fests

[dark fern]

I didn't get in on this one 'cause I wasn't feeling playing alone, but my friend that said we'd play together never contacted me :'(

[frigid folio]

BIG MAN AGAIN?!

gg everyone!!

[final canopy]

i only played like three matches, i was more interested in salmon run lol

[heady escarp]

i need to start playing splatoon again fuck

[final canopy]

took this pic of my judd plush which honestly does fit him

[frigid folio]

Yummers!!

Seeing the chips ahoy packet reminds me of the time I went to an American candy store and they were selling chips ahoy for like £10

[final canopy]

amazing

[final canopy]

today i splatted someone by just hitting them with a curling bomb

[zealous musk]

Must’ve stubbed their toe

[undone quarry]

• damn I usually get kills from explosions

• I haven’t played pvp in forever though- I only play salmon run nowadayd

[zealous musk]

Cool thing I found (didn’t buy tho too big to bring back)

[frigid folio]

Why does Japan get all the good splatoon merch grrr

Also I had a dream splatoon added more body types for your avatar and I wish that was real

[silver flower]

I have a friend who needs a mini splatling like that xD its their main!

[frigid folio]

I need an irl nautilus

[final canopy]

here you go

[undone quarry]

• I want the splatoon 2 dualies toy so badly but it’s so expensive for them
• I used to have some custom enparry dualies made out of cardboard but I had to get rid of them bc of my mom

[zealous musk]

I want a size and weight accurate dynamo roller or a working tentabrella

But I can only imagine

[silver flower]

Oyes id love a dynamo.

[zealous musk]

Could you imagine if they built a replica octobot king or splatlands stage for a splatoon concert

[frigid folio]

Thank you

[final canopy]

alright finally grabbed the clip from the replay

[frigid folio]

I miss grand fest
Ik you can still visit it from the amiibos but I miss the ink colours and other stuff auguyghghgg

[final canopy]

i only joined a team like an hour before it ended, didn’t play a match lol

[zealous musk]

Ya’ll I saw some of the coolest stuff ever

[dark fern]

ough I'd love to have some of it

[final canopy]

smallfry spotted. booyah bomb go

[zealous musk]

Id get the gloves if they were bigger

I got the splat bomb plush and now I’m ready for any home intruder

[final canopy]

yes

[frigid folio]

MIGHTY NEED

NINTENDO WHYYY

Over here we just get the occasional piece of stationary (my grand fest shirt never even arrived)

The bag emoji was by accident

[zealous musk]

I actually got a future shirt

While I was there that is

And this cool salmon run shirt

[frigid folio]

My team present shirt in the mail:

https://tenor.com/view/nileseyy-niles-peace-out-disappear-meme-disappearing-guy-checking-out-gif-25558985

[final canopy]

lol

[final canopy]

realised that i had my smallfry for around a year now or so

[undone quarry]

• I had my bigman for over a year

[stoic kindle]

matchin everything

[frigid folio]

That’s some dedication
Meanwhile my locker is just random items I found cool lol

[final canopy]

the outside of mine is just plastered with that detergent sticker

[frigid folio]

Mm detergent

[final canopy]

never forget the 🗿 invasion

[versed heath]

my locker is just filled with bombs and that inkling mask

[short grove]

https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1884240018111148336

Splatoon North America (@SplatoonNA) on X

Get ready to double dip chocolate fans! The "What's your favorite chocolate?" Splatfest from 2023 returns, starting 2/7 at 4pm PT to 2/9 at 4pm PT!

White chocolate came out victorious last time, but can dark chocolate or milk chocolate melt the competition this time?

X · Jan 28, 2025, 2:00 PM

i smell a rerun

[final canopy]

i smell a same win

[hazy lintel]

oh white chocolate has some of the now or never gear on

[frigid folio]

Wayyy splatfest time

[frigid folio]

Ik I sound like a psychopath but I might go on team dark chocolate

I hated it as a kid but it’s growing on me a lot

(Also I like purple)

[final canopy]

i still hate it lol

[frigid folio]

https://tenor.com/view/raining-sad-david-tennant-doctor-who-tenth-doctor-gif-17689514

Stop the dark chocolate slander /j

[final canopy]

i dont know i havent had dark chocolate since second grade lol

[celest stirrup]

I love dark chocolate, I feel like the other kinds are overly sweet most of the time

[final canopy]

i like white chocolate but it’s not real :(

[final canopy]

i dunno my sweet tooth never really left me, just like my love for milk

[celest stirrup]

Sweets are great but milk chocolate is sometimes just a bit too much for me

unless it's with something else because chocolate covered fruit and pretzels are SO good

[frigid folio]

I love chocolate covered peanuts or any other nut

[final canopy]

cashews are great

[frigid folio]

All chocolates are great (I have a problem) but I’m slightly leaning more towards dark

[final canopy]

it’s foggy outside
salmon run reference real

[final canopy]

doing a gamenight for splatoon 2 and luck has it that a golden rotation in salmon run begins today at around the time it happens lol

[tropic shadow]

this is for a cosplay

from memory alone, what's missing you're not allowed references

trying to see what i can simplify from the slopsuit without sacrificing readabily

[sharp rain]

I haven’t played this game for about 5 months, but is there something that goes on the arms?

[frigid folio]

Headphone

Also the straps on the legs

[final canopy]

i was gonna say the headset lol

[tropic shadow]

ok awesome I can probably turn some broken headphones into scrap and phone it in on the harness with like. elastic straps because harnesses are expensive

here's the answers btw
-headset
-harness
||-weird flap on the back of the hat
-like half of the life ring lol (flag, net)||

[final canopy]

from what i saw it’s something that helps firefighters from suffocating

[stoic kindle]

s4 weapon leak

[final canopy]

spoon

[final canopy]

every time i hear omega 3 i always think of the salmon run band oh my goodness

[stoic kindle]

important news:

[dark fern]

I want them :( but I cannot afford

[final canopy]

does the inkling boy make the mweeeuh or the deeeauugh sound? i love those so much

[frigid folio]

I’m so dedicated to this splatfest that I brought some dark chocolate in preparation

[final canopy]

bleh dark chocolate

[frigid folio]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-who-third-doctor-3rd-doctor-jon-pertwee-gif-25719568

Waaaa I want dark chocolate

[tropic shadow]

i wanna join dark chocolate because it's objectively the best chocolate but my friends are picking milk and white :(

i could just join the winning team if I wanna play with my friends but idk a lot of them also said they're unavailable this weekend.... sigh......

one day I'll fufill my dream of 4 clash blasters and losing every single round

[stoic kindle]

join dark choco if that's your favorite!!!!

playing with friends is fun, but i'd say go for what YOU wanna choose, loss or not!!

[final canopy]

maybe i should give it another shot, last time i had it was back in 2nd grade, over ten years ago lol

[tropic shadow]

I'll eat any chocolate but high percentage dark is the only one that I can eat a lot on one sitting lol

[dark fern]

I love white chocolate so much... so of course I am team white chocolate... Again. I'm actually excited for this fest... why is the full on rerun the one I'm most excited for since grand fest... lol

[stoic kindle]

https://x.com/splatoonna/status/1887879000036430084?s=46

Splatoon North America (@SplatoonNA) on X

There's depth in dark chocolate's bitterness, while milk chocolate has a creamy yet nostalgic flavor. And white chocolate's soft sweetness is something all its own. Which is your chocolate champion?

Wow that was deep. Anyways, the Splatfest kicks off today at 4pm!

X · Feb 7, 2025, 3:00 PM

happy splatfest yall :3

[tropic shadow]

THEYRE SO PRETTY WHAT THE FUCK my three favorite womens

frye so pretty :3

[final canopy]

got someone with a sprinkler lol

this marks my second splat with a sprinkler, first being back when the splat 1 servers were up

[glad gull]

ouh theyre so cuuute…

[zealous musk]

I once got someone in the middle of a fight with the line marker from halfway across the map and was so confused

[stoic kindle]

[frigid folio]

Splatfests are really fun unless you’re getting spawn camped

(Am I a Karen for reporting them occasionally-)

[stoic kindle]

absolutely not

[frigid folio]

I sometimes feel bad for reporting people ;w;

[stoic kindle]

they need to relearn sportsmanship so don't feel bad; a small temp ban is not the end of the world (tho i doubt it'll get to that point tbh)

[frigid folio]

I remember my whole team disconnected but me in splatoon 1 once and the enemy team were all just stood outside the spawn

[stoic kindle]

you're already gonna lose like wth 😭 there's no reason to be like that

[frigid folio]

They were shooting whilst I was stood inside the spawn

🧍‍♂️

[tropic shadow]

the most diabolical turf war match i had was when me and my friends all had close range weapons and we were prepared to lose horribly but we ended up backing the other team to their spawn and 2 people disconnected

sometimes i feel bad about that match but it’s funny

spawn camping is funny unless it’s happening to you

[final canopy]

spawn camping to win is natural, it’s what the game encourages. spawn camping to farm kills is unacceptable.

[stoic kindle]

i don't think the game encourages camping lol

[frigid folio]

It’s ok to get sorta near the base but staying right next to the spawn is ughhh

[final canopy]

i’m only repeating what i heard from a video

[frigid folio]

||BIG MAN DID IT AGAIN||

gg!

[final canopy]

i’m not surprised lol

[final canopy]

i like to meme jr so much that i’ve four starred it

[tropic shadow]

if my aim was good I would use goo tuber because the name is funny

[final canopy]

i like to enter open ranked while dressed as the splat 1/2 newbie look

i have no idea what to do with that gear so i purified it

[undone quarry]

• I like squelchers alot bc the name is funny
• also the turret mode is only a few frames making dodgerolling more fun

[stoic kindle]

managed to complete all 5 waves of eggstra work + got a high score of 177 :D

[celest stirrup]

Nice!

[final canopy]

very cool

[frigid folio]

Had a dream there was a new splatfest again

It was something about time but I chose “go to the 1800’s” for some reason

[radiant patio]

splatoon never really causes me much distress unless it's like losing a 100x battle or something but otherwise it's fine. hOWEVER IF I LOSE ONE MORE SALMON RUN IM GONNA SERIOUSLY CRASH OUT

[stoic kindle]

SO REAL

the tough splatfest battles + bad sr teammates will make me crash out

[final canopy]

theres a guy in another server im in who's been lashing out in all caps because of the matchmaking not doing them justice

[tropic shadow]

white or yellow for this horrorboros

[final canopy]

i’d say yellow

[frigid folio]

Yellow

[random nova]

is that a puppet? coolies

[tropic shadow]

yea it’s for a con next month

[final canopy]

ive never been to a con somehow lol

[stoic kindle]

LESSGOO

[frigid folio]

YAYYY

[final canopy]

imagine having classes being cancelled because some salmons decide to have fun on campus

[muted yew]

happy one year to side order!!!! wahoo!!!!

[zealous musk]

I wish

[final canopy]

was playing ranked and accidentally name matched with someone lol

[random nova]

https://tenor.com/view/yo-kai-watch-ice-cream-kamosan-yo-kai-gif-1686805352393374830

certified oh my swirls moment

[stoic kindle]

finally i can move on from this evil

it was good at making me money ngl

[final canopy]

lol i also four starred it

[final canopy]

he found the salmon in the fridge

[hushed tundra]

new old lady oc, sheila bigfin!!!!

[hushed tundra]

tweaked it a bit

[stoic kindle]

gave my oc tôn a new outfit

[lunar zodiac]

That jacket with the world tour headphones is really really good

[frigid folio]

Finally reached level 100!!

(Have had splatoon 3 since launch but I took a massive break lol)

[final canopy]

i only recently hit level 70

[zealous musk]

how do you people do it im at 32 😭

[frigid folio]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-gif-2813086212540319582

How could anyone get to 999

The “I have no life” badge

[stoic kindle]

step 1: be unemployed/j

playing with the xp boost food really helps though!!!

i'd suggest using a shooter, slosher, or brush to get the ink extra xp

[zealous musk]

Neato but I think I still have to sink time to do that since I play with xp boosts and my main is big swig

Ahh but work will never

[tropic shadow]

look at him

yes he’s bald don’t worry about it

[hushed tundra]

✨ boris✨

[final canopy]

boris is real

[frigid folio]

Legit about to defeat triumvirate and the time ran out

[final canopy]

darn

[final canopy]

had a dream where fests had a special match where you raced bicycles on a track

[tropic shadow]

squid racing sounds really fun though

turn splatoon into mario kart

[zealous musk]

My two swim speed up gears would finally come in handy

[frigid folio]

Crayola scoot /j

[final canopy]

real

[final canopy]

my face when i drink two litres of paint

[tropic shadow]

eventually

[frigid folio]

I had a dream splatoon added an ice hockey game mode to salmon run

I was getting angry cuz an ex friend was in the dream and kept messing up the gameplay lmao

[final canopy]

oh yeah big run lol

[undone quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-3-splatoon-callie-splatoon-squid-sisters-splatoon-2-gif-720852303809840658

[stoic kindle]

happy late marie day!!!!

[random nova]

https://tenor.com/view/marie-splatoon-marie-splatoon-splatoon-marie-splatoon-dance-gif-2602119250929278567

[undone quarry]

• I forgot it was marie day
• its even funnier that I posted callie instead of marie 💀

[final canopy]

lol

[stoic kindle]

weheheheheee

[stoic kindle]

zzzzzz...

[celest stirrup]

You have so many splatoon amiibo

[final canopy]

i’m so tired

[undone quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-splaton-spltoon-splatoon-dancing-dancing-gif-13900456023170253395

[final canopy]

why is the first one a burrito

[silver flower]

Badge hoarding! Woop!

[silver flower]

Took like 2500h. Not reccomended.

[glad gull]

that is INSANE, awesome work 🫡

[final canopy]

wow

[hazy lintel]

for a second i thought that was your regular turf war rank and i was horrified

[muted yew]

https://x.com/NintendoUK/status/1903008831807873498 springfest wahoo!!!!!

Nintendo UK (@NintendoUK) on X

This year’s #Splatoon3 Spring Fest is a productivity punch-up, so vote for your top time of the day from April 12th!

X · Mar 21, 2025, 9:00 AM

thinking about splatoon though bwahhh i miss when the community was in its prime back in 2022/early 2023 i miss the hype mann

[frigid folio]

Yall know which I’m going with-

🌙

[final canopy]

oh yes procrastination gets me to nighttime

[frigid folio]

Plus my username has been TheLunarCity since 2017

(Not on discord, this username actually started on splatoon 2)

(I stole it from a bouncy castle lmao)

[final canopy]

lol

[undone quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/rival-octoling-rival-octoling-enemy-octoling-splatoon-gif-1091422394256797270

[silver flower]

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-gif-4963656

[random nova]

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-splaton-spltoon-splatoon-dancing-dancing-gif-13900456023170253395

[stoic kindle]

me + the gang ready to cause mischief

[final canopy]

burrito

[final canopy]

tried doing a series and got annihilated with three losses in a row

[stoic kindle]

i'm so proud of myself for these, it was hell to get em

[final canopy]

i’m never getting the gold shop badges because just like real life, i’m too stingy to spend money

[stoic kindle]

oh i'm not rich but i binge salmon run and only played the rg aero with money boosting food

[final canopy]

i have around 5 mil coins

[random nova]

I've found that salmon run is pretty good for getting ability chunks for outfits

[final canopy]

yes

[silver flower]

I might get another gold brand badge depending on whats in the shops today 👀 im missing 1 star for 100 on annaki.

[final canopy]

wowie

[undone quarry]

• I lowk want a plushie or amiibo of my in game octoling

[stoic kindle]

idk if anyone here is on splat-tok but there's a person with (currently) 8 accounts doing super horrible stuff to some ppl, and i was asked by one of the victims to spread warnings of em

i wont go into much detail here (if you want to you can dm but its REALLY bad stuff) but i will leave a list of their accs so you can block and report them for harassment:
splatc.ai, splatpvzg8e, yasinfopopoff, skitztoonz.fan.pa, zesty.zaster, spyke.boob & skitzmitz, gaybabytoeeater

i say "currently 8" because this morning it was 2, and until an hour ago it was 7. they're stalking n harassing ppl it's so bad :[

[final canopy]

i dont use tiktok. but geez that’s messed up.

[stoic kindle]

it really is :[
and unfortunately over night it got criminally worse (/g)

a d0xx has happened and there's 4 more accounts so to anyone using tiktok, here's the new accounts to block:
gay.lei8, keys.tako, jcxlolfemboykys, ms.slanky

[stoic kindle]

here's something good and really cool from splat-tok :D!!

a rlly cool person made a render and included my oc in it

ITS SO CUTEEEE AND IT LOOKS OFFICIAL!!!!

[final canopy]

wowie

i’m still getting annihilated in ranked

[frigid folio]

Cuutteee!!

[final canopy]

i just saw this image and i’m sorry but i must curse y’all with it if i had to see it

[frigid folio]

Flint and steel

[final canopy]

i……. am SQUID

[random nova]

SHARK JOCKEY

[random nova]

also if I must be completely honest I'm glad there hasn't been a new splatoon game announced yet
like yes please give the devs their sweet time

[final canopy]

completely forgot about the fest pre thing

[random nova]

I've been playing salmon run for ability chunks

[long kayak]

don't cry, little buddy

[final canopy]

oh my god

[long kayak]

I can't be bothered doing the whole scene but here's the follow-up

[random nova]

"this crater has enough fuzzy ooze to keep you fed for your entire life"
"NEO 3, LAUNCH LIL BUDDY TO THE OOZE THE BOY'S HUNGRY"

[final canopy]

hhhhh

[stoic kindle]

splatfest starts tomorrow!!!!

good luck to team morning and noon, and may team night stay sane through the mirror matches lol

[final canopy]

i forgot about it even though i did join a team and used shells

wow, just wow

[random nova]

New art for the fest

[frigid folio]

Big man is so me

[random nova]

big man banging to the tunes

[hazy lintel]

oh shit i forgot there was a fest what is this again

ohhh morning afternoon night

[stoic kindle]

springfest too so there's fun outfits

for everyone except oth-

[hazy lintel]

i should join a team just for shells honestly
i have kinda lost interest in splat over time 💔
probably because the amount of updates and stuff went down so much
plus the fact so much is just locked behind catalog

[stoic kindle]

splatfests are pretty good times to play tbh, you get catalog lvl bonus

[final canopy]

i already maxed out every catalogue so i don’t bother anymore

[frigid folio]

My first battle was a 100x battle lol

Won it thankfully

[stoic kindle]

i got FOUR 10x battles in a row i cant do this

[final canopy]

wow

i haven’t played at all, just got off my xbox after a game crashed on me lol

[tropic shadow]

i killed someone mid splashdown so i feel cool and jovial

[random nova]

Unsurprisingly I've been getting mirror matches cause I'm on the most popular team