Splatoon General Discussion

[frigid folio]

(It is splatoon related trust me)

[random nova]

The juxtaposition of the springfest and this upcoming splatfest is hilarious

"Cute and fluffy animals!!"
"WE ARE GOING TO DIE "

[short grove]

note that the translation from JP for “save the day” seems to be closer to “survive”

also. grinded rainmaker and now at rank b- we’re so back (will never get to A at this rate)

realistically i’d do the same as usual but like bucket list and save the day/survive also sound fun, so im kinda stuck on a choice for once

bucket list is most appealing to me… how often do i agree with frye

[final canopy]

i can get into a rank up battle for a- but i haven’t bothered

[kind ridge]

fish flail

Anchovy Ambulation

WALLEYE WALK

[muted yew]

https://x.com/shidtings_/status/1786036640957235248 look ik the translations wrong but this is indefinitely more funnier imo

Atlas Beansweet🦑🐙🪸 PEARLINA DIEHARD🎹🎸 (@shidtings_) on X

Shiver in a bathrobe and face mask watching big man run straight at an incoming asteroid

Twitter · May 2, 2024, 2:14 PM

[short grove]

REAL

[frigid folio]

I had another splatoon dream make it stop

This time they added the little buddy sub weapon from story mode into salmon run and it was a nightmare

HE LEGIT ATE COHOZUNA

[kind ridge]

he was hungry

[final canopy]

traitor

[random nova]

Cannibal...

[hazy lintel]

i want a challenge where everyone gets to use little buddy as their sub (probably with some kind of buff or different mechanics so that buddy isn't just sitting there being shiny)

maybe he would chase enemies around in a way similar to the seekers from s1 but sharper turns

[rugged pier]

https://youtu.be/zKmGOmsFeHc?si=vFaOkxSODPe0H_FR

[kind ridge]

here's a problem I have (I didn't watch this)

is it guaranteed you'll save the world? the option seems to say so

also the only reason same ol' will win is shiver if we're being real

[stoic kindle]

no i see ppl saying they're going same ol bc they're "too lazy"/ they got that nihilistic mindset

[short grove]

im not sure which i’ll pick tbh

like realistically i’d probably jsut live the same but doing a bucket list sounds ideal

i do kinda prefer “survive” over “save the world” but it’s still also enticing

[frigid folio]

I’d do my bucket list

Uhhh

Eat chocolate

[long kayak]

I got a lifetime's backlog of games and movies, get me a generator and a petrol station and I'm set

[glad gull]

i think i might go big man team just for fun

this question sucks imo lmao, im not really weighing my choice on that this time

[final canopy]

honestly i’d probably not care myself

[final canopy]

god

[final canopy]

3ds smallfry

[short grove]

yeahhh

[frigid folio]

Waaaa my switch died and now I’m banned from online play for 10 minutes

[final canopy]

it happens

[final canopy]

no more splatoon 2 plaza posts, it’s quite literally gonna become splatoon 1 post miiverse shutdown

[frigid folio]

No

[final canopy]

https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/65057

[frigid folio]

Noo

[kind ridge]

frye

[kind ridge]

noo… 😭

[frigid folio]

frye

[pseudo crescent]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[zinc tinsel]

Hm

I think it’s just gonna switch to only being posted in game

Idk tho I am stupid

[lunar zodiac]

They aren’t using x to post it anymore because it costs a ton of money to use their api now. In game only now

Not nintendos fault twitter just sucks lately LOL

[empty escarp]

this is twitters fault

not nintendos yeah

elon musks, a man you cannot bring up because discussion around him is played out, is a dumb mother fucker

the api prices are made to suck the life out of people becuase twitter makes 0 dollars

[lunar zodiac]

I thought that was the word that got my message blocked LOL fair

[final canopy]

took them this long

xbox and playstation removed it a long time ago

[rugged pier]

The best feature is gone!!!

[random nova]

I mean you can still post to twitter by the QR code share for your phone, but not as convenient as directly posting it to twitter

[frigid folio]

I’m glad I don’t use twitter

[long kayak]

One must imagine the employee happy

[short grove]

splatfest voting is open!

i still don’t know what team to pick >-<

[frigid folio]

I went for bucket list lol

Also help we just got glowflies twice on one game

It is my least favourite occurrence hhhh

[stoic kindle]

team silly superheroes here we goo!!!!

[frigid folio]

Team bucket 😊🪣

[random nova]

I actually went for Shiver's team this time, very rare

Fuck it we ball team

[short grove]

my friend chose bucket list, but i still haven’t chosen LMAO

indecisiveness hit hard fr

[undone quarry]

• I may sit out this splatfest since idk which team to choose-

[frigid folio]

I forgot eggstra work was today

[undone quarry]

• I already got 140 eggs
• I want to try to get atleast 150 or more so I can atleast get 50%

[final canopy]

i went with same ol

[frigid folio]

One of my complaints about Eggstra work is that it feels a bit too repetitive imo

[final canopy]

i once was given one weapon and nothing else

[stoic kindle]

that's typically how it goes!! so if you get a weapon you're bad with... good luck

[final canopy]

i’m fine with slosher but geez

[lunar zodiac]

Speaking of would anyone want to do eggstra work together in a bit

[final canopy]

i’m gonna be with friends in a bit so i cant

[frigid folio]

Why are the stickers in splatoon titled like NHM-SJEA

[final canopy]

no clue

[zealous musk]

Some mean things others I don’t even know

[short grove]

honestly no clue

[frigid folio]

I always thought the names were autogenerated lol

[lunar zodiac]

They’re all acronyms/abbreviations for things! There’s a whole page on the wiki trying to figure them all out lol

Like all the stickers from shipshape cargo company start with scc

I assume they’re named like that to give them all distinct names without making them all really long

Examples: the last one doesn’t have a meaning on the wiki but i assume it’s moray eel pipe.

I have a couple issues with some of these definitions on the wiki but ah whatever it’s all up to interpretation

[stoic kindle]

oh i noticed that on my own a while ago

so cool to see i wasn't going crazy, at first i thought it was pure gibberish

[short grove]

some of them i can kind of guess what they mean, but some are annoying

i wonder if the naming scheme is the same in other languages

[frigid folio]

Ahhhh alright Ty 👍

[random nova]

Splatfest art

[frigid folio]

What is Frye doing 😭

[final canopy]

trying to survive

[frigid folio]

I thought she had duck feet when I first saw the image

[glad gull]

the transformation begins

president big man

[shadow cypress]

what is ur best side order run, heres mine ;P

[undone quarry]

• either my grizzco dualies build or the thermonuclear bomb (blaster)

[frigid folio]

Mine

[stoic kindle]

this was mine! i beat the boss in under 2 minutes it was CRAZY-

[celest stirrup]

Sizzle Season

[long kayak]

Minimum wage for this shit

[frigid folio]

Oh god

[random nova]

https://youtu.be/YVNXf-DvO78?si=mD_TO3LI_1Zzcae_

[rugged pier]

I’m sad we only get one new map

And we finally get a new variant of the stringer and splatana

[celest stirrup]

I don't even know how this is gonna work but I'm excited

[short grove]

praying they up scale rewards for this

the new map looks nice and i kinda like the new gear

honestly im kinda excited that sashimori is back LMFAOOOO plus the new splatana

[frigid folio]

Finally got my first clothing item up to 5 stars

[long kayak]

Which one

[long kayak]

Nice

My first 5 star was the brain strainer

[frigid folio]

Rehehe nice

[final canopy]

i don’t think i got one, i usually leave them at two

[short grove]

w!!!

my first was the blobmob mask, second was takoraka alien tee

[undone quarry]

• it does look rlly good tho!
• honestly im all for maps that aren’t just tetris blocks

[final canopy]

Welcome back saltspray rig

[undone quarry]

• honestly anything is better than brinewater and mincemeat
• also… fellow pokemon??

[final canopy]

Oh right display names don't show on this version of the iOS client

Yeah lol

[undone quarry]

: D

[final canopy]

:P

[long kayak]

The new stringer's got 2 kits out the gate

[final canopy]

bro

[stoic kindle]

hmm ultra stamp sounds interesting

[hazy lintel]

is there any news on the new splatana?

[long kayak]

Not that I've seen

So far I just know it's got a really long lunge and the charge slash is horizontal

[stoic kindle]

toothpaste splatana :)

[final canopy]

my friend said it looked like something else

[stoic kindle]

got fist bumps with both of my friends!! :D

the orange is super pretty !! i rlly like the colors this time :]

[final canopy]

oh yeah the fest started

i completely forgot that was going on

[frigid folio]

I gotta play the fest today but I also have to revise for my finals

[zealous musk]

wowza I'm getting absolutely pulverised by team bucket list. It's so bad that i think Frye might actually win for once.

[short grove]

i was getting pulverized today and i’m on bucket list LMAOOO i’ll probably try again later

[frigid folio]

I won my first x100 battle hehehehehehe

[frigid folio]

Oh and if the final splatfest is to do with the idols I’m 100% going with team off the hook

[glad gull]

omg yay!!! congrats!!!!!

i might just join this one mid-fest, i ahvent played any splat in a while and i miss it

[final canopy]

the game crashed on me mid match

[frigid folio]

Is there a way to check how many x10 battles you’ve won?

Because I’m curious

[frigid folio]

Nvm I got 10 wins so far so I got the badges

[frigid folio]

Hi

[final canopy]

why are they in a jar

[short grove]

SPOILERS FOR SPLATFEST//
||FRYE WON LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO sorry this is ass i drew it SO FAST||

[final canopy]

o

[celest stirrup]

||The one time I don't pick her team she wins ||

[glad gull]

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[hazy lintel]

YEAAAAHH i didn't play the splatfest but ||so happy for my girl she finally did it||

[stoic kindle]

YAYYY SHE DID ITT

BU MAN IM SO SAD MY TEAM WAS LAST PLACE

[zealous musk]

OH MY GOD SHE WON

Goddamnit I was going to choose her but I went with same ol

[frigid folio]

FRYE FINALLY WONNNN YAAAAA

I’m so glad I went with her team this time

[zealous musk]

miraculously i killed someone with a marker on complete accident

[random nova]

The only time when I'm on Shiver's team and my girl Frye won for once

[final canopy]

jumpscared by facebook marketplace again

[muted yew]

https://tenor.com/view/shiver-frye-splatoon-fire-welcome-old-gif-1549824821144396529

the points were so close too LFGGGGG

[short grove]

so proud of her :3…

i like to think i helped a bit but i was getting my ass kicked a lot ngl

[muted yew]

i kept getting spawn camped (t'was a same ol') so much but it was worth it

[frigid folio]

What is this gif help

[random nova]

Frye frying

[frigid folio]

I’m playing splatoon so much it’s appearing in my dreams more frequently

Last night I had a dream there was an alternative version for the last splatfest and the options were just
Save the world
Be fancy
Be fancy and save the world

[pseudo crescent]

i’d be on “be fancy and save the world”

[frigid folio]

Still think the funniest one was “Gay vs Sega vs Keyboard”

I need to stop splatoon before bed lol

[frigid folio]

Forgot to mention that during the announcement of the splatfest shiver just put on a gas mask

Oh crap

[random nova]

SASHIMORI...

(Yes this is official and real)

[frigid folio]

Omg the grew up

[final canopy]

paul

[frigid folio]

My splatoon title rn is “Crusty Crab” aaagagagagah

[hushed tundra]

my fellow splatooners guess what came in the mail today

[frigid folio]

Oo what came?

[random nova]

Ooh?

[stoic kindle]

[final canopy]

a switched

[random nova]

oh neat, now you can play the splatoons

two of them anyway

also there's going to be a gold rotation in salmon run in 3 tomorrow

[final canopy]

And in 2

[hushed tundra]

i had a switch before this one (my grandma raged out and broke it lmao)

still miss my s2 data to this day

[random nova]

if you had online you might be able to get it back from the cloud or contacting nintendo

[final canopy]

splatoon 2 does not support cloud

[random nova]

oh F 😔

[hushed tundra]

permanently resting in peace

oh wait maybe its in my sd card (took it out of my old switch for repairs)

[random nova]

hopefully the data isn't corrupted

[hushed tundra]

prayge

[frigid folio]

Large jog

[long kayak]

And we're getting ||Grizzco Roller||

[random nova]

https://fxtwitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/1793930687994863697

Hammerhead and barnicle are getting reworks

Also CALLIE OMG

https://fxtwitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/1793930939988607334

[celest stirrup]

oh I actually really liked barnacle

I hope the changes just make it more fun

[final canopy]

golden rotation in 2 is on ark

[frigid folio]

I’m excited to play the salmon destruction game

[long kayak]

https://youtu.be/m3MCsa8xuVw

[sharp rain]

Any of you seen the player “J”?

[final canopy]

omg pronoun

[frigid folio]

If you see anyone playing terribly called ⭐️⭐️ Glen ⭐️⭐️ that’s me

[sharp rain]

“J” is me

If it wasn’t obvious

(It was)

[short grove]

if you see iEcilpse that is me haiiiii

especially with the 5 star dapple nouveau badge …

[frigid folio]

Gloden Frye 😊

[zinc tinsel]

Has anyone seen me in splatoon?

[final canopy]

i’m known as the best madden game according to a youtuber known as madden 08

[bronze juniper]

I played for about 10 hours last rotation lmao

[celest stirrup]

I've tried hitting vp 999 a couple times but it's just too much of a time sink for me

[frigid folio]

YOOOO

Also I’ve been grinding for licenses for the new weapons next season and now I’m tired

[bronze juniper]

That's so unbelievably fair. Next time I try for if I'll probably try to get there gradually over a few rotations. I stupidly started this rotation at profreshional +3 😭😭 truly idiotic

[final canopy]

i got to 600

i was satisfied with that

[sonic shuttle]

I played so much salmon yesterday with the grizzco weapons rotation lol

[final canopy]

i think i should feel afraid

[frigid folio]

I’m looking forward to the (probably) last season

I can beat up 3 big fish

[sharp rain]

Last season?

[frigid folio]

Pretty sure

[stoic kindle]

i need this emote so bad i rlly hope it isn't the last reward

[frigid folio]

If anyone sees me play the clash blaster im sorry im just trying to get licenses

[random nova]

I've been in profresh hell in salmon run
that salmon can run

[long kayak]

We've got some pretty nice rotations leading up to next season

Been a while since I've gotten to go nuts with sploosh

[stoic kindle]

ooh those are rlly nice

[final canopy]

that’s what i’ve been doing recently, grinding weapons i got and never used for licensed

[frigid folio]

I have like 9 licenses now lol

Also I find it funny that my ability to use chargers depends on how I’m feeling

[long kayak]

Speaking of new weapons, one of em's gettin a pretty cold welcome on the sr front

Praying it's decavitator cause otherwise it's gonna be rough

[frigid folio]

I’m mainly looking forward towards the Decavitator

[final canopy]

i got 52

[frigid folio]

Epic

I wasted most of mine on the shell out machine trying to get the titles I want

Until I get the titles I want I just have mine set as “crusty crab” because bahahaah Spunch bop

[muted yew]

ignoring the fact that summerfest got announced (going insane over it rn) happy 9 years of splatoon :)))))))

[frigid folio]

Summerfest?!?!

YOOOOO

Ok nvm that’s scary

[long kayak]

Please tell me that thing's adjustable

[frigid folio]

I hope so

Here’s all of them

[celest stirrup]

omg the kitsune mask

[frigid folio]

The update comes out right before my last final exam

Waaaaaa

[frigid folio]

I wonder what the next Wandercrust item will be
Probably something cat related

[final canopy]

real

[hushed tundra]

judd ears mehopes

[stoic kindle]

:(

that makes me so upset

[celest stirrup]

[glad gull]

NOOOOOOO

oh man i gotta get back into the game for the last season

[frigid folio]

[sonic shuttle]

last season.... Then sploon 4

i hope they add snailfish in splatoon 4

[random nova]

I need the salmonid snapper

It's like the crocodile teeth toy thing

https://tenor.com/view/crocodile-crocodile-game-gif-26588472

[final canopy]

lol at the snapper

[long kayak]

https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3

Someone on the dev team really doesn't like wall

[lunar zodiac]

Hoping the triumvirate isn’t just going to be a one off thing for big big run and will show up again after

[long kayak]

It's pretty likely to come back if they're giving a reward for beating it on hlm

[random nova]

Finally cleared this recently

[celest stirrup]

This reef-lux change is exactly what I wanted when the game came out

only took 2 years

[sonic shuttle]

I have to say, w Usapyon profile picture

[sonic shuttle]

I'm still working on clearing with Eight's palette. Any tips from people who have done it?

[celest stirrup]

omg thank you! yokai watch lives on forever in my heart

[glad gull]

i also need to clear eights palette hahah

i attempted a few times and then got busy witht life and havent played since 😔 those 30f and 29f deaths felt horrible also lmao

[final canopy]

i was only able to ever beat it with sheldon’s pallete

[sonic shuttle]

I attempted it once with 2 lives, a continue hack, and 1.5x damage reduction and was left thinking "how is this meant to be possible???"

[glad gull]

it gets easier after you beat it the first time!!

[final canopy]

oh no

i tried with brella and died really early

[sonic shuttle]

DUDE I HATE THE SNIPER GUYS

[glad gull]

yeahhh they suck

[sonic shuttle]

SO MANY RUNS ENDED

[final canopy]

ah yes the child of stingers and the octo snipers

[sonic shuttle]

honestly the hardest palette for me to beat was the charger since i don't use those

easiest probably brush or shot or blaster or slosher

With blaster you can get a ton of damage chips, and by 30f i could fire an absolute death ray... for 2 seconds before running out of ink 😅

[glad gull]

my hacks were 2 max lives, 1.5x dmg reduction, and drone inkstrike

i try to beef up pearl, she can do a lot for u

[random nova]

Also take advantage of the vending machine

[sonic shuttle]

honestly im debating how hard it would be to just use 6 color chips and have my normal amount of hacks lmfao

[glad gull]

real

[glad gull]

lmao i mean!! u could!!!

it does take a little practice to get used to running with less hacks for sure

[random nova]

People have managed to beat the game with zero hacks on their first playthrough

[sonic shuttle]

fair

[glad gull]

yeah they have and its insane i could never lmfao

[random nova]

Hard but not impossible

[sonic shuttle]

honestly at this point i could do the order fight blindfolded because ive built up muscle memory from doing it 11 times lmao

[glad gull]

maybe ill try it as a challenge ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[glad gull]

oh yeah it gets repetitive quick lol

[sonic shuttle]

like order isn't even what i'm worried about with eights palette

[random nova]

Pearl drone can just do everything for you too if you have the right chips for it

[glad gull]

ya^^^ i love pearl drone

[sonic shuttle]

Big tip for side order: Don't get backed into a corner. In the order fight then you can get cornered by his reefslider attacks, and its really easy to get cornered by tons of enemies within seconds of entering a floor

[glad gull]

when he does reefslider i just run

[sonic shuttle]

taking out those geyser dudes that swallow then deploy bombs, and those blobfish things that explode if you take out all their little ornaments, is a good way to clear out enemies

[random nova]

For the killer whail attacks I usually ink around the stage to swim as a way to avoid it

[sonic shuttle]

As well as the spinny dudes

[sonic shuttle]

It's pretty easy to dodge with a roller or brush or a good ink-swim-ink-swim pattern around the arena

[random nova]

With those weapons absolutely

[sonic shuttle]

the fight against parallel canon with the charger was probably the biggest struggle i had the entire dlc lol

i don't use chargers, i've used the bamboozler like once but i use almost every other weapon type at least sometimes

[random nova]

side order made me realize that I'm very good with splatana

[sonic shuttle]

I main a splatling and naturally I cleared the spire first with Octavio's palette, so for your first time just choose a weapon you're good at

I found that the dodge roll attack on the dualies is broken lmao

Can help you out of situations where you're cornered

[random nova]

Dodge roll with grizzco dualies is cracked I tell ya lol

[sonic shuttle]

eight dodge rolls like god damn

[random nova]

In a good way

[sonic shuttle]

or is it ten lmao

[long kayak]

Nine

[sonic shuttle]

that rotation where it was all grizzco weapons had me on salmon run for like 10 hours+

[long kayak]

Oh yeah they're buffing grizz dualies too

35 damage up from 30

[sonic shuttle]

yeah 30 to 35 damage for each individual shot

I just read the patch notes

I can't believe splat 1 CRB is real

[long kayak]

Plus the big bubbler might be able to cheese zones now

[sonic shuttle]

I posted this in the fanclub server but i'll post it again here since more people are in this server

[long kayak]

"""Accidentally"""

[sonic shuttle]

Honestly if the final fest is squid sisters vs off the hook vs deep cut i gotta say i'm an off the hook enjoyer

lesbian representation ! !

[sonic shuttle]

[stoic kindle]

don't try to speed through everything !! my main mistake in my runs was trying to get it done fast, and that led me to dying from the dumbest moves

i used my min hacks on more lives and damage reduction i believe

if it helps, this was my winning palette + hacks

mobility chips actually help more than you'd think, especially when you're running for your life in hard stages 😭

[stoic kindle]

salmon run is so much fun...

[final canopy]

i won this rank up battle but it happened

[frigid folio]

How

[final canopy]

it actually happened to me twice on separate battles

[frigid folio]

That is amazing

I can’t believe I got this when splatoon 3 first launched

[frigid folio]

I have completed 2 and a half catalogs this season

[frigid folio]

Also new salmon run gear!!!

[frigid folio]

I like the new jacket

[stoic kindle]

it's giving.. hee hee

perhaps some shamon as well

[frigid folio]

I need to check if Annie is ok

[hazy lintel]

NOO i missed the shows from last month..

that jacket is cute though

[stoic kindle]

you can still get them dw :]!! just grind for the capsules and it'll come to u

[hazy lintel]

oh i forgot about that yeah

[final canopy]

new pepper seasoning

[lunar zodiac]

New season good

I love all the details on the new stage. There’s a ton of posters for stages from previous games

Kelp dome, skipper pavilion, shellendorf institute, arowana mall to name a few off the top of my head

[stoic kindle]

kelp dome

[frigid folio]

Omg the new wandercrust item is ||cat ears||

[zealous musk]

Is it here already?

[frigid folio]

Yes

[frigid folio]

I was excited for the Decavitator but tbh I’m vibing with the Wellstring more

[zealous musk]

alright gave wellstring a whirl and as an enjoyer of weapons with wide range I approve

[frigid folio]

I think both of the new weapons are fun now that I’ve played them both

[random nova]

Wish I could enjoy the new season without my internet being shitty

10 min ban gang

[kind ridge]

new season on pride month day

[stoic kindle]

gay squids‼️ gay octos‼️

[final canopy]

it started yesterday for me

[random nova]

https://x.com/SmashMarioPro/status/1796734326165418377

SmashMarioPro2000 (@SmashMarioPro) on X

OMG YOU CAN SEE A PART OF THE DEEPSEA METRO MAP ON LEMURIA HUB IN SPLATOON 3. THAT'S SO CUTE!

Twitter · Jun 1, 2024, 2:43 AM

[frigid folio]

I’m glad we have a map that isn’t Tetris shaped

[final canopy]

guess again

[frigid folio]

[stoic kindle]

BEWARE THE ZOOKA

[zealous musk]

Since when could cipher give you Sheldon licences???

Don’t have a screenshot but I got ten

[shadow cypress]

same, its prob the dlc it says, idk what to do with those ten tho, too much.

[lunar zodiac]

They’re not from cipher they’re from the update lol

[zealous musk]

Ohhh

Could you imagine though

[long kayak]

New Grizzco weapon deets||

• Fast, short range horizontal swing with 50-150 damage
• Slow vertical flick with 400-600 damage and the range of an E-Liter
• Rolling speed of an inkbrush on crack with 400 flat damage and next to no recoil from hitting something you can't 1-shot||

[sonic shuttle]

So a fucking TRAIN

[long kayak]

I love that they added a sonic boom when it hits full speed

[zealous musk]

looks so cool but I kinda wished they used like an automatic car wash brush instead of a basic roller sponge thing for that added look

[final canopy]

dynamo if it were a v12 engine instead of a dynamo motor

[rugged pier]

It’s shaped like the Final Fantasy company?

[final canopy]

whta

no its just the tetris o piece

[frigid folio]

I apologise if anyone sees me playing aerospray i just really want cat ears

[sonic shuttle]

lmao

me when i'm in an unoriginal competition and my opponents are Enperry Splat Dualies, Aerospray, and Splash-o-matic

[frigid folio]

It’s for wandercrust

[glad gull]

i main aerospray … i didnt reaise there was a stigma about it LOL

[sonic shuttle]

I just see it everywhere

Ike every game i go into usually has at least 1 aerospray

[glad gull]

ohh yeah fair it is pretty common x)

its a good weapon! what can i say

[sonic shuttle]

I main nautilus 47 and sometimes recycled, sorella, and tenta brella

[glad gull]

real!!!

i wanna try other weapons out once i 5star my aerospray rg, ive just been playing it so long that ive gotten accustomed to it ;-P

i did play roller for a bit back when i first started, maybe ill give that a go!

[sonic shuttle]

honestly i've gotten so good with brellas being able to balance defending and attacking that i can take on multiple people by myself and leave victorious. the main thing with brellas is that anywhere other then the very center of the crosshair doesn't do as much damage so aiming is key

[glad gull]

ooo interesting :-0 brellas did always look neat to me but they are a little hard to get the hang of, yeah

[sonic shuttle]

honestly the launching is my favorite part, a combo of hitting the enemy with the launched brella and then using the main attack can one shot so if you can get that mastered it's incredibly overpowered

the tenta brella can one shot anyway but it launches slow, use time is much longer than the others, and it doesn't launch as far

but it is huge and has great durability

i like to balance out both because they're kinda both really good at one thing and really bad at the other

[glad gull]

yeah it’s cool how they have slightly different use cases!! there’s a lot of variety in the brella selection

to be honest, i lean a lot more towards inking lol im not very good on the offensive side of things ^^’ but i might check out the brellas more and see if there’s one i like!!!!

[sonic shuttle]

Im so used to the nautilus and its ability to recharge in the middle of firing that when i use any other splatling it just feels weird and i instinctively try to recharge midfire

[frigid folio]

I main the nautilus too help

[final canopy]

i dont really have a main

me playing a bunch of salmon run has me using different weapons

so i don’t really stick to one

[celest stirrup]

I main reef-lux cause I love the flexibility

good paint and kill power + the funny missiles

[final canopy]

i used that before the missile nerf

[celest stirrup]

I'm almost happy missiles got nerfed so it isn't seen as the missile spamming weapon

even if it still is

[frigid folio]

I’m usually a nautilus main but the Decavitator is growing on me

[frigid folio]

HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SEE

[final canopy]

you dont

[long kayak]

Just got the friendship bracelet from grizzco

[final canopy]

lol

[long kayak]

Turns out it's foot gear and it doesn't come with shoes

[final canopy]

yeah

[long kayak]

If I'd have known I would've just kept saving for the gloopsuit hat

[glad gull]

friendship anklet…

[frigid folio]

Found this from wandercrust
Uh oh

[glad gull]

theyre hangin out :-) playdate!!!

[final canopy]

the size difference

[sonic shuttle]

i just realized megalodontia has braces and headgear

i like the attention to detail that horrorboros goes in a circle because it is named after ouroboros, an ancient snake symbol that eats itself

[final canopy]

his name is joe

[frigid folio]

El gato

[final canopy]

i am so glad salmón run gives points for that

[frigid folio]

I wonder what will happen to catalogs when this seasons catalog finishes
Because there’s some gear from past catalogs that I’ve missed

[glad gull]

it would be cool if they rotated out the older ones or something

[frigid folio]

I rlly wanted those old looking headphones 😭

[frigid folio]

(Ok they’re called the Aux boxes)

[stoic kindle]

i feel that the seasons could still be rotated, since sizzling isn't 100% new but has new items added into it

[frigid folio]

Found my Splattershot

[rugged pier]

That is so cool!!

[zealous musk]

I cannot believe my loss streak has driven me to using the reef lux with a full special charge hat

[final canopy]

i got a full charge up set

[zealous musk]

Jesus I can barely get one pure gear

The absolute fear you could put into someone by spamming triple inkstrike or trizooka

[frigid folio]

Big run is coming!!!

[sharp rain]

What weapons do y’all use?

I like using dapple duelies nouveau

[sonic shuttle]

nautilus 47 all the way

[frigid folio]

Nautilus gang rise up

[hazy lintel]

can't do better than carbon roller deco babey!! fuck em up!! (followed by five losses back to back)

[final canopy]

i like to switch through multiple weapons

[final canopy]

i got my moddable switch and a website for gear seeds to thank

[strange delta]

I didn't notice the splatoom forums omg, hello fellow squids and kids

[heady escarp]

hello squidders

[strange delta]

I main flingza roller but I don't play well with it, I just think it's fun LOL

[stoic kindle]

it's big big run time

[strange delta]

POGGERS TY FOR REMINDER

[zealous musk]

Yay

[sonic shuttle]

Just battled a Triumvirate for the first time, gotta say it wasn't as bad as i thought it would be

[zealous musk]

I think I saw in a leak the Joe can damage other king salmonids

And quite substantially

[long kayak]

Good grief we gotta average 45 eggs a wave for gold

[celest stirrup]

I wish I had time to go for the gold rank but I work all weekend

[strange delta]

I like going for min rank bc I like the green

[sonic shuttle]

i would be happy with silver ngl

also the grizzco roller is fucking unhinged

[heady escarp]

we are fucking under attack [news reporter callie image]

[stoic kindle]

my teams can barely manage the quota

5 big shots at once, with 3 stingers we were COOKED

[celest stirrup]

okay apparently I won't be able to play the big big run at all because my internet is down and won't be fixed until monday

[final canopy]

f

[stoic kindle]

i did it!!! i was able to get 137 eggs with my team :D!!!

we couldn't defeat all three bosses, but we still got 9 gold scales :]

farthest we got was 2/3

[glad gull]

WOOOO nice!!!!

[celest stirrup]

Congrats!! 9 gold scales though

[stoic kindle]

all props go to my wonderful server teammates

[zealous musk]

ya'll I just got a full sub ability sub power up gear item from salmon run of all places

it doesn't have sub up as a main ability sadly but still

[long kayak]

Anyone else finding the triumvirate easier than a regular xtrawave

[frigid folio]

Boris:

[frigid folio]

Beautiful

[final canopy]

i love that

also imagine having classes canceled because some salmon decided to invade

[glad gull]

holy shit grizzco roller is insane

[heady escarp]

its because the king salmonids damage eachother which makes it way easier i thinj

[final canopy]

yea, joe damages the others

[random nova]

Aw hell naw the eternal worm

[hazy lintel]

ran out of online so i'm missing the whole thing.......

[heady escarp]

when did we give them human names

[final canopy]

when a tweet got mistranslated

[heady escarp]

LMAO????

[sharp rain]

Should I hop on Splatoon today?

[long kayak]

Absolutely
There's a load of sweats playin big run atm, i ran into three of em and bagged 157

[final canopy]

joes origin story

[sharp rain]

What gear is there for salmon run right now?

[final canopy]

cooler jacket

[heady escarp]

this is great

[stoic kindle]

cooler jacket, looks like micheal jackson lol

[final canopy]

i can’t get gold

i keep getting people i swear never touched the mode

[heady escarp]

this is me every day because i only ever play salmon run

[final canopy]

i still play it now and then but slowed down cause i recently got back into ranked mode

[heady escarp]

i love salmon run so much

[stoic kindle]

i mainly do turf but i do enough sr to be at evp lol

i'm an egg fiend- got 53 eggs in a match once

[zealous musk]

two eggs shy of silver...

[final canopy]

i got gold

[frigid folio]

I was two eggs away from gold waaa

[short grove]

i should attempt for gold but i’m kinda lazy i’ll be real

[celest stirrup]

real

[frigid folio]

I’ve settled on silver because I can’t be bothered lol

I hope somehow the 3 big fishies isn’t exclusive to the big big run

[stoic kindle]

they're not! triumvirate can happen at any moment

[frigid folio]

I hope they appear in real life /j

[zealous musk]

One egg away from silver

[final canopy]

i’m at a drive in so i can’t tell until i get home

[long kayak]

https://youtu.be/BzYoCjGn8RU

[zealous musk]

Jesus

[final canopy]

i didn’t get to beat one

i got close once but didn’t finish off joe in time

[strange delta]

i played like 5 rounds i think but then smth came up 😔

[long kayak]

This is the reward you get for beating the triumvirate at HLM

[frigid folio]

Oooo

I wonder how to actually encounter them

Is it like a small chance?

[lunar zodiac]

They rotate in the same way the other kings do iirc

Like each stage rotation could have coho, boros, megalodontia, random, or triumvirate

Not sure how often they’ll do it though.

[frigid folio]

I never got to defeat them 💔

[stoic kindle]

me either, it's just so hard to with the small amount of time

[frigid folio]

Sometimes I’m like “my teammates are so incompetent” and then I realise I also suck at salmon run

[strange delta]

im awful at salmon run

my poor teammates need to revive me so often, idk why im in the rank i am LMAO

[frigid folio]

I somehow got to eggsecutive vp

[glad gull]

forever at profresh

im not terrible at it but i am absolutely not the best at it lmfao

i think evp would kill me

usually get like 2nd highest amount of eggs, which im pretty satisfied with

[sharp rain]

Should I hop in right now if I can?

I would be super rusty, but I want to, I just keep forgetting

[glad gull]

sure buddy do whatever u want

[sharp rain]

I don’t know why I ask. I’m gonna do it. sigh

[glad gull]

yippeeee have fun :-)

[stoic kindle]

i feel so powerful

[sharp rain]

I just got timed out

☹️

My splatoon name is J, by the way. I once was cracked, but now… I’m just on crack

[final canopy]

i really like salmon run

it’s the reason i use so many different weapons

[strange delta]

if u ever see a MILTIOCULAR (all caps) in game (one of the characters looks like an I and O at once bc i ran out of space) its me < 3

there cld be another one but my sleep schedule is super sporadic so ive been on at all hours of the day since launch and i feel like i wld have seen them or heard abt them existing somehow wieubrigbiewbrgiw

if u see me playing badly, no u didnt : )

[muted yew]

i fucking love this entire sentence i am going to make it a part of my vocabulary now

[rugged pier]

You hit the jackpot! I was only able to get to bronze

[long kayak]

https://youtu.be/JO_0rfbwmhc

[frigid folio]

So uhh now that twitter is gone from the switch where do plaza posts now go to

For a sec I got worried that I posted “I love men and women” to my Facebook lol

[stoic kindle]

i think for 3 they still get posted no problem, but for 2 it's most likely gonna be the default pics

which is it what i see anyways since i turned them off years ago

[sharp rain]

Damn, I have influence.

[final canopy]

apparently you can still post in 2 with facebook

[stoic kindle]

ohh cool

ah yeah they stopped the twitter thing bc it was expensive i believe

classic musk greed

[final canopy]

yes, xbox and playstation removed integration around a year ago

[final canopy]

oh yes, i love incompetent randoms

[short grove]

i believe you’ll still get a screenshot on your switch you can send to your phone. the post itself will go through Nintendo’s servers

[drifting sparrow]

I FUCKING LOVE SQUID GAME

[final canopy]

me too

[frigid folio]

Ig Nintendo knows I’m bi now

[short grove]

you play splatoon, they probably already assumed /j

[celest stirrup]

real

[long kayak]

We were robbed

[stoic kindle]

how does he reach the pedals..

[rugged pier]

Where did you get this from?

I want to draw tricycle salmonid

[long kayak]

Buddy sent it me, I think it's from the art book

Here's another page featuring griller pilots being dicks

[drifting sparrow]

Big shot…

[sharp rain]

https://tenor.com/view/spamton-spamton-dance-deltarune-gif-11556617149541031644

[final canopy]

bleh

[frigid folio]

Had a dream there was a special rainbow horrorboros and if you beat him you’d unlock iridescent tentacles (hair)

I want rainbow Boris back

[zealous musk]

Im just imagining they announce this on the splatcast like “this just in! for pride month horrorboros and only horrorboros will be rainbow to celebrate”

[final canopy]

considering when i looked up fat boi google also suggested “cohozuna x horrorboros”

[zealous musk]

This is so funny to me cause now I’m imagining “pride run” where instead of the triumvirate it’s just horrorboros and cohozuna

[frigid folio]

Joe is alone

[zealous musk]

Yeah I imagine that joe would have a slightly lower chance of appearing and instead of saying his title it would say “the third wheel”

[final canopy]

joe is their kid

[zealous musk]

i see

[frigid folio]

How come salmon run hasn’t become boring for me but side order has lol

[stoic kindle]

co-op

[undone quarry]

• I want to make all flyfish go byebye

[glad gull]

flyfish my beloathed….

[undone quarry]

• and my teammates just let them hang out and I try to take down a flyfish but the physics for the basket are so wonky-

[final canopy]

when i have to take them out myself i take out the red basket first and then the blue one

since taking out the red one won’t allow it to target you and give you ample time to refill for another bomb

[glad gull]

i had no idea!!!! thats good to know, thank u

[final canopy]

of course, if you’re not being swarmed by salmons

[long kayak]

Or targeted by the other two flyfish that just spawned on the other side of the map

[frigid folio]

I am not having a good day on salmon run rn lol

[final canopy]

neither do i

[frigid folio]

Is it the rotation or do I just suck lol

[final canopy]

i keep getting crew wipes so it’s probably the rotation

[sharp rain]

Y’all know that completely goated splatana that was only available in salmon run?

[final canopy]

what the grizzco splatana?

[frigid folio]

Finally got one piece of the octoling armour aughhh

New I need to grind for the boots and mask

[final canopy]

i got enough for two

[frigid folio]

I wish it was a little easier to get scales

I feel like I get too little whenever I defeat a king salmonoid

[final canopy]

everyone feels that

it’s such a grindfest it’s not funny

[short grove]

honestly the way we have them now is good but the tricycle idea is so silly

you just see them peddling in as fast as they can, stealing a bunch of eggs and then leaving

[sharp rain]

I think so

[long kayak]

chainsaw-on-a-stick

[sharp rain]

It had three beams, right?

[long kayak]

it had no beam actually

as a tradeoff the charge slash did 1200 damage and ignored not only armour but walls

this thing can kill maws while it's underground

[sharp rain]

I think the one I was thinking of was different

But that one looks sick

[short grove]

grizzco splatana my detested

it’s just so slow i really dislike using it

[zealous musk]

bought a gear item with a main and two sub abilities of special chare up only for the last sub ability to be main powere up even with the special charge drink

it's still good but I'm gonna have to grind for the chunks

[final canopy]

meanwhile i just made a pure sub saver gear for no reason lol

[zealous musk]

[stoic kindle]

enjoy these amiibo pics while i suffer and explode from grinding the challenge

[lunar zodiac]

Oh these are crazy I’ve never seen anyone take picture like this with the camera

The perspective on that first one is really good

[stoic kindle]

ty!! :D

the key is moving the camera suuuper close, and then zooming out all the way to get forced perspective

[stoic kindle]

wooo team beach for me!!!

[glad gull]

woh!!!!! this is one that im gonna have to actually think about…

im thinking theme park rn

[lunar zodiac]

TEAM DEFUNCTLAND 💯

[frigid folio]

Beach

I’m literally going to the beach rn

[stoic kindle]

so cool!! hope you have fun :D

[glad gull]

i do enjoy the beach but im not personally too bothered by the crowds there because the area is big enough that you can generally find a place for yourself anyway
my reasoning is that reserving a theme park for a day = no lines!! bring a ton of friends and go wild, no planning which ride to go on next in order to avoid the lines, no waiting out in the sun for far longer than the ride actually takes, and no going home feeling like you weren’t able to make the most of it!

[frigid folio]

Tyyyy
It was windy

I’m going for the beach because I like the ocean (not because of the crowds lol) and theme parks scare me
Idk what I’d do in a mansion

[undone quarry]

• nooo I wont be able to participate

• either way I cant choose between beach or theme park bc both are awesome places

[final canopy]

i’ve never been to a beach lol

[sonic shuttle]

yeah if i had the beach for myself for a day i would love it

[final canopy]

i installed a tsunami mod in a game and instantly thought “this is probably what the city deals with during a big run”

help me the salmons and squids have invaded my thoughts

[drifting sparrow]

Are these cars side-order colored? I can’t be the only one who sees this

[drifting sparrow]

Splatoon has rotted my brain far worse as seen above

[frigid folio]

Sad beige mums are secretly just side order fans

[final canopy]

you forgor the black enemy ink

i’ll put the big run music in it later and show what i mean

[drifting sparrow]

Omg yeah…

[drifting sparrow]

SO TRUE

[rugged pier]

Here’s something that has bugged me about the maps in Splatoon

With Splatoon 2, I would have preferred if they brought over all the maps from Splatoon 1 at launch, then introduced new maps after that.

Then do the same with Splatoon 3

It’s such a simpler way of doing stuff

[short grove]

team I Dunno Yet I’ll Decide Later

palace is a no though i think

[frigid folio]

I haven’t played splatoon for a few days because I’m on a trip aaa

Maybe tomorrow since I’ll be back home

[final canopy]

i check splatnet and i already have max points to support the wandercrust

lol

[frigid folio]

Yippeeee

[short grove]

i really need to hop on i’ve been playing SMTVV

[final canopy]

i’ve been distracted modding a game

[sharp rain]

Which one?

[final canopy]

i’ve been having a good day in salmon run :)

[sharp rain]

Good day? Salmon run? I don’t think those things can coexist

[random nova]

Now that's a good day

[final canopy]

i got 30 gold scales!!!!!!!

[stoic kindle]

so cool!!!!

[rugged pier]

Tell me your secret

[final canopy]

uh i don’t spend scales at all? lol.

[frigid folio]

I’m halfway to 30 golden scales because I rlly want the cap of legend

[frigid folio]

How does this person already have the summerfest masks?

Wait nvm found it

Time to scare people

[final canopy]

screw the fresh fish mask, this is the new most terrifying thing

[stoic kindle]

i'm obsessed with this one 🩵🩷

[final canopy]

D:

[short grove]

i really like this + the fox mask

[stoic kindle]

the fox mask is cutee

i love how you can see the lil ears poking up from the back!! it's so silly n adorable

[frigid folio]

I’m wearing the fox mask along with the cat outfit
I’m not a furry I swear /j

[final canopy]

sure

[random nova]

Karate Kitsune fit

[final canopy]

found them at target again

[frigid folio]

I had a dream side order got updated to have a new boss called “inner agent 4” and there were more items to purchase such as:
Different Eye brows
Different eye colours
Photos of marina
More clothes

[final canopy]

man y’all have dreams like that? i don’t think i can really discuss the last one i vividly remember

[final canopy]

ofc july starts on a monday

[zealous musk]

This image kills me 😭

[frigid folio]

I still remember the one I had last night

[stoic kindle]

i keep getting scope sniping dreams

and there was one where i was getting chased + almost killed by pearl

[frigid folio]

Last night I had a dream about rare ouiouis and a lot of ||spiders||, no squids sadly

[final canopy]

australia

[long kayak]

got ahold of one of those smallfry pullbacks along with some chara magnets to go with my littlest buddy

[final canopy]

he’s a magnet now

[kind ridge]

any of y'all remember marie plush

[frigid folio]

Yes

Also new grizzco gear yayyy

[final canopy]

[woven coral]

Anyone else has the splatune 3 CDs? I really like them and would like to know others opinions on such a topic

[stoic kindle]

i don't have the physical cds sadly 😭😭

the thing i rlly want to have more than anything is a complete collection of the cds

[kind ridge]

love this art

inkling hair is horrifying

[final canopy]

no, but i’ve seen the super mario bros 25th anniversary cd at a local store

[final canopy]

it’s a salmon run reference outside rn

[zealous musk]

find a goldie yet?

[frigid folio]

Omg Triumvirate is back on the 6th

(For my timezone)

[final canopy]

the gay salmon parade goes on

[long kayak]

it's on junction

god help anyone who gets it on high tide

[frigid folio]

Hopefully I’ll get the badge this time

[final canopy]

whenever i exit topeka i see a billboard that says “fryes car repair”

lol

[undone quarry]

• I just need to get gold for triumvirate (im 3 away from the damn workers cap)

[frigid folio]

Time for gay fish

[final canopy]

i haven’t played in a week, i’ve been very busy

[strange delta]

i havent played in so long, the rain has been oofing my arthritis and my joints are stiff enough that my raction time WILL piss off my team mates lol

[frigid folio]

I finally got the suit

[stoic kindle]

omg yaaayy!!!

[final canopy]

i could afford it since it came out, just never bothered, the pink and peach suits will always be my go to

[sharp rain]

Haven’t played Splatoon in a month or two. I don’t know why. Kinda sad about it though.

[final canopy]

i know how it goes

[sharp rain]

Hey, what would y’all count as an og for Splatoon 3?

[stoic kindle]

wdym? /g

[final canopy]

i’ve had the game since launch

[sharp rain]

You’d be one then. I’d say I’m not, seeing as I got it in December

[stoic kindle]

ohhh that's what u mean

yeah i'd say ur an og if you've been playing since the testfire and/or release

[frigid folio]

I’ve been playing it since release. Never played the testfire tho.

[final canopy]

i played the testfire

still got it on my switch actually lol

[frigid folio]

I didn’t defeat the three big fish 💔

[final canopy]

it’s a matter of time until the randoms learn how to

it wasn’t until the first big run when i defeated my first big one

[sonic shuttle]

i always manage to defeat the horrorboros and then joe and cohozuna are always pretty close

[final canopy]

same

i can get both boris and big boi defeated, it’s joe that is an issue

[sonic shuttle]

no one ever aims for his weak spot on my team

[stoic kindle]

i keep getting eaten by him 💀

[final canopy]

i kept getting it on high tide

[heady escarp]

fun fact: booyah-ing back and using your specials gives you more money trust

[stoic kindle]

I DID ITTTT

2 chargers down.. hell yeah

next weapon to 4* is the nautilus 79

[final canopy]

i only have four weapons with four stars

[stoic kindle]

,,, i got 14

no life.. just splat

[glad gull]

i just found out that 5* is like an egregious amount of points. i had no idea and ive been trying to get my aerospray up there like “any day now” 😭😭😭

well at least now i know i can move on just fine LMAO

its my only 4* i dont get to play as often as i would like 😔 14 is awesome though lol

[frigid folio]

I’m not even 5 stars on my main yet, pretty far from it actually

[final canopy]

how people have the time and patience to grind them to 5 stars is astonishing and terrifying

[frigid folio]

I just got 21 splats in one game help

[stoic kindle]

they're insane i'm ngl- i barely have the patience to get stuff to 4* cause it takes SO long

[muted yew]

https://x.com/peachquail/status/1811747337795949000

Quail (@peachquail) on X

Twitter · Jul 12, 2024, 1:00 PM

[frigid folio]

Splatfest time!1!

Omg I love the way the ink looks

[final canopy]

oh yeah i forgot

[final canopy]

i think ima just join a random team to get snails, i don’t feel like grinding to ruler

[frigid folio]

I WON A 100x BATTLE FJFHFN?!

[glad gull]

CONGRATS!!!!!

[hushed tundra]

anyone on team theme park?

i got a room open

pool is "coneyisland"

[final canopy]

busy flooding lc with salmon run music playing

[zealous musk]

Changed my title to “spineless tenta missiles user” because I’ve decided to be annoying and use reef-lux

[final canopy]

i used it before the nerf

[zealous musk]

How was it?

[frigid folio]

lol after that 100x battle I’m now on a losing streak 💀

[short grove]

i got a 100x yesterday and then lost the next three battles but like i didn’t care i won a 100x

i take the win

so joyous

[final canopy]

i won one during the aliens one

[stoic kindle]

i haven't won a 100x or 333x since milk choco

absolute pain losing em time after time

[celest stirrup]

the ink is so pretty

[final canopy]

water

[short grove]

Results are out! Make sure to grab conch shells!

(Spoilers for the winner)
Congratulations to ||Team Beach!!!||
everyone did very well ^^

[zealous musk]

YAY

It took so long to finally be on a winning team

[stoic kindle]

FR

[final canopy]

i’ve never been to a beach

[celest stirrup]

I've only been on the winning team twice over the course of the whole game lol

[heady escarp]

its so fryeover

[zealous musk]

Y’all I haven’t won a splatfest since white chocolate and I barely even played that time

[frigid folio]

I’m surprised ||Beach|| won lol, I kept getting my ass kicked by team theme park
Gg everyone!

[hazy lintel]

supposedly if it weren't for the new system where runner ups in each category get points too then ||theme park|| wouldve won

[tame jungle]

I thought it was next weekend

[strange delta]

i only got like 3 or 4 matches in i think, but it was funsies!! palace lost but it was a blast

[final canopy]

playing splatoon on a black and white mini crt from 2001 is… something

[frigid folio]

I need to see this

[zealous musk]

They’re training to overcome the splattercolor screen entirely

[final canopy]

i mean you can just turn off colours in the switch settings

[final canopy]

i’ll try and get a good recording of this later

[frigid folio]

Aight

[hushed tundra]

my fellow splatooners what did u guys name your lil smallfry buddies

[sharp rain]

Huh?

[hushed tundra]

this is my boy rolf hes a silly lil creature

[sharp rain]

I didn’t name him

[lunar zodiac]

I didn’t name him his name is smallfry from splatoon 3

[sharp rain]

Literally. I didn’t name him because I mostly just play online and I have no connection to him

[stoic kindle]

roe :]

[hushed tundra]

my main inkling oc is named roe omg :]

[stoic kindle]

fish egg name hell yeah

[hushed tundra]

her whole family is named after fishy products

her mom: masago

her brother: chinook (like the salmonid)

their little cousin thats way taller than them: mentaiko

[sharp rain]

What do you think inklings taste like?

[hushed tundra]

i think inkling calamari would be really tough and muscle-y

[long kayak]

pepto bismol

[hushed tundra]

bc they run around so much

and their different ink colors probably taste different methinks

[long kayak]

grizzco employees are soft and tender from the daily blunt force trauma

[sharp rain]

Is the hair solid? Does it taste different? My joke question is actually kind of interesting to me now

[hushed tundra]

or MOST OF THE INKLING (besides the hair) ISNT EVEN MEAT

oops all collagen like shark fin

[stoic kindle]

grilled squid

[final canopy]

i dont like swearing in this place but little c

[sharp rain]

Little c?

[final canopy]

australias catchphrase basically

[sharp rain]

Oh yeah, that word

What did you say that in relation to?

[final canopy]

smallfry name

i should’ve replied to the message lol

[final canopy]

also my judd plushie arrived
hes bigger than i thought

[hushed tundra]

the meow meow!!!

[final canopy]

alright here it is. splatoon 3 on a 23 year old b&w portable tv

[final canopy]

patch notes dropped

[hazy lintel]

i figured inklings were literally just 99 percent ink with a weird membrane for skin

[stoic kindle]

already have the next fest theme

[strange delta]

I THOUGHT THE SUMMER ONE WAS THE LAST SPLATFEST HELL YEAH

[frigid folio]

Tbh I have no idea what I’d go for

I do like me some rice tho

[sharp rain]

Garlic bread is great. I could eat it for every meal.
||(Scott pilgrim reference??? 😮)||

[final canopy]

asexual reference

[sharp rain]

Huh?

Please elaborate, I’m curious

[glad gull]

it's a common joke/stereotype that asexuals like garlic bread. cake is another one i think

[sharp rain]

Thank you for explaining that. I don’t know many stereotypes for stuff like that. Probably for the best

[final canopy]

i haven’t dealt with it alot as an ace

[sharp rain]

I haven’t dealt with much as a joker

[frigid folio]

I’ll probably just go with rice

[sharp rain]

I don’t really play now. I don’t really play anything, unless it’s with my friends.

I actually used to be pretty good. I’m pretty rusty now ☹️

[final canopy]

it happens

[sharp rain]

What do you use for gear?

[final canopy]

idk, was told to use what you feel like using

[sharp rain]

That’s what I do. My favourite weapon is dapple dualies nouveau

[glad gull]

i would almost definitely answer the question with pasta but i do want frye to win at least once more... 😔

[stoic kindle]

fried rice 🦐

[glad gull]

reall i fukign love fried rice

[final canopy]

the rice my mom makes is amazing

[lunar zodiac]

We haven’t had the finalfest so yeah there’s still more lol

[stoic kindle]

I DID ITTT

[final canopy]

amazing

im close to 60

[sharp rain]

That’s old

stupid-ass laughing

[final canopy]

love this game

[zealous musk]

Wonderful

[strange delta]

Don't forget maccy cheese /lh humor (sry deleted the message after this bc I posted too soon oopy)

[strange delta]

Oh thank goodness, splat 3 is my first splatoon game so idk how it works well jffjjfjfkd

[zealous musk]

HOLY NEWS SENT DOWN FROM GOD HIMSELF THEY JUST DID AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THE LAST SPLATFEST

https://youtu.be/DnH5nkt1f3U?si=a4b55uxQWHf1HU3U

[stoic kindle]

it's finally ending i'm so upset

big hope for the amiibo gear, also i rlly hope we can experience the concerts again :[ like splat 1

[lunar zodiac]

I mean nothing ever said this was the last splatfest lol

[frigid folio]

YOOOO

||I’m going with present, probably because ||
||1. I just like enjoying myself in the moment, not worrying about what will happen in the future
2. Off the hook : )||

[frigid folio]

I hope so, because I’m gonna miss splatfests ;0;

[frigid folio]

NEW AMIIBOS

[celest stirrup]

This splatfest theme is so cool omg

[final canopy]

glad its ending

splatfests happened too often for me to fully enjoy

[final canopy]

i would join a team, grind to ruler and stop after that

[frigid folio]

Marina jumpscare

[final canopy]

i woke up this morning hugging the judd plush

[heady escarp]

im lsoing my shit

the grand festival... im going ro have to call our of school

[frigid folio]

I'm starting college when it happens

[stoic kindle]

i'm going past :D

tho future is pretty tempting, im just a major ss fan lol

[zinc tinsel]

Splatfest theme

[celest stirrup]

I need the amiibo

[stoic kindle]

the shirts are available for NA yaaayy!!

just super confused on the sizing

[frigid folio]

I hope the shirts release in Europe!!

[stoic kindle]

check mynintendo/ the EU official twitter :D!!!

[frigid folio]

Ooo reheheeh

[final canopy]

time to buy the unofficial amiibo cards off amazon cause i can never find the figures myself

[frigid folio]

I might just get the amiibos for my birthday

[stoic kindle]

it looks like they're up for po on gamestop :D!!

[muted yew]

dude i wanna get the team future shirt so bad but im p sure its gonna be like 40 bucks + its color scheme is just..... ass...... 😭

would very much drop 40 dollaroos for it tho

[muted yew]

https://x.com/spr_mnit/status/1814952299623850124

むないたはかせ (@spr_mnit) on X

・サメライドの発動中、プレイヤーも殴り込みに行けるようにしました。

Twitter · Jul 21, 2024, 9:15 AM

[frigid folio]

I don’t have a pool but I still need that

[rugged pier]

Why take that to a pool when you can take that to a beach

That’s something I can ride the waves on

It’s obvious I’m from California

[frigid folio]

When I was younger I used to by inflatable rings to sit in at home lmao

[stoic kindle]

the shirts are only 25 ^^!

[muted yew]

im talking about in aud and on the au/nz site

[stoic kindle]

ohhhhh i didn't know you weren't from NA

[muted yew]

(thank god)

[final canopy]

nowadays public pools gross me out

[stoic kindle]

i was 2 eggs short of getting the bronze sticker

[strange delta]

nooooooooooo so sad

[zealous musk]

Assuming I play and win once a day for about 25 more days I’ll finally actually get all the rewards for the catalog

[strange delta]

the only one i got all the rewards for was the catalogue with the dab emote which i think was the first one after the demo or whatever? but i just emotionally needed that dab and still use it to this day LMAO

[frigid folio]

God I both love and hate salmon run

Someone kept luring the goldies away from the basket during fog hghgfhf

[strange delta]

uIUGIURGIUWB MOOD

whenever i play salmon run i panic half way thru and start pulling some very not smart shit iweubgibweur

[long kayak]

the folks who change their names to LureBosses are doing god's work

[frigid folio]

I swear I was saying “this way” so that people would lure the bosses and they kept saying “this way” back like that ain’t gonna do anything

[final canopy]

i haven’t played in a bit, bought another game off steam and modded it

[heady escarp]

adorable...

[short grove]

bapy

[frigid folio]

Wholesome family adventures 💖

[final canopy]

lil judd must be fuming

[stoic kindle]

this is such a win, i hope the runner ups get the trophies

[frigid folio]

I know nothing about this situation what happened?

[stoic kindle]

basically, they use a LOT of slurs and are extremely racist and homop/transphobic
while streaming they've said those slurs and compared poc to animals

[frigid folio]

Ohhh god-

[stoic kindle]

that's like a super basic summary, you can find a lot more info if you search it up but it's soooo bad

[frigid folio]

Yeah uhhh fuck team jackpot then