if I made you into a potion in my wizard cauldron (microwave) what would your potion effects be

[civic timber]

I’d probably just explode in the cauldron and make the house smell bad for a week

[marble helm]

The universe would either explode or be covered in confetti. There is a 50/50 chance of either event happening

[dawn grove]

your home will be invaded with ikea magazines

[primal quartz]

you will be turned into a cat with no way to turn back and your family will hear the hopeless cries of desperation but they will only hear meows and go “aww cute kitty”

[civic timber]

Yummy

[empty abyss]

it makes you unable to eat kale

[covert zodiac]

Attention span debuff

[ebon chasm]

silverware in microwave potion

[regal perch]

i'd hope i'm a love potion, so basically you can make people fall in love w you using me >:)

[civic timber]

What if I drink it myself

[regal perch]

self love

[civic timber]

Mmm tasty

[neon aurora]

I'm an anti potion. If you drink a bad potion (or one you don't like) I adapt and take away the effects. My only bad side effect is that I make you an inch shorter for an hour after drinking.

[civic timber]

What if I’m only an inch tall

[neon aurora]

You become 6'5 forever

[civic timber]

Win!