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Pls buy bolt cutters
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Pls shop
Pepe Coin (1) — ⏣ 500,000
A pretty rare coin, probably only fairly rich people have this!
Duct Tape (0) — ⏣ 900,000
Use this tape to craft certain items with the craft command!
Pepe Medal (0) — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 5% of players have!
Pepe Trophy (0) — ⏣ 50,000,000
A trophy to flex how rich you are! You are rich enough to afford this... right?
Pepe Crown (0) — ⏣ 250,000,000
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved crowns. At least until another expensive item comes along LOL.
Pls shop rob
Trade command now supports sharing!
pls trade <coins> @user
@merry magnet can you buy
Pls trade @cursive lotus 300000
A command to trade with other users. This command ensures you will not be scammed when trading! You can check out our partner servers (pls partners) to see servers that have channels full of people looking to trade!
Syntax:

pls trade <your offer> [ , <someone's offer> ] <@user>
Offer Examples:
10 coins
⏣ 10
2 chill pill
2 x 
250 5 apple 8 life saver
⏣ 250
5x
Apple
8x
Life Saver
Trade Examples:
pls trade 1 apple, 2 lifesaver 2 ant @user
Your apple for their 2 lifesavers and 2 ants
pls trade 100 @user
Your 100 coins for nothing (sharing)
pls trade 2 apple 4 chillpill @user
Your 2 apples and 4 chill pills for nothing (gifting)
I have been robbed of 43m
?
Newps
Pls dep
@cursive lotus what are you depositing, idiot
@cursive lotus You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
@cursive lotus trade accept chey
And grind packs
Pls trade @cursive lotus 300000
Syntax:

pls trade <your offer> [ , <someone's offer> ] <@user>
Offer Examples:
10 coins
⏣ 10
2 chill pill
2 x 
250 5 apple 8 life saver
⏣ 250
5x
Apple
8x
Life Saver
Trade Examples:
pls trade 1 apple, 2 lifesaver 2 ant @user
Your apple for their 2 lifesavers and 2 ants
pls trade 100 @user
Your 100 coins for nothing (sharing)
pls trade 2 apple 4 chillpill @user
Your 2 apples and 4 chill pills for nothing (gifting)
Pls trade 350000@cursive lotus
Syntax:

pls trade <your offer> [ , <someone's offer> ] <@user>
Offer Examples:
10 coins
⏣ 10
2 chill pill
2 x 
250 5 apple 8 life saver
⏣ 250
5x
Apple
8x
Life Saver
Trade Examples:
pls trade 1 apple, 2 lifesaver 2 ant @user
Your apple for their 2 lifesavers and 2 ants
pls trade 100 @user
Your 100 coins for nothing (sharing)
pls trade 2 apple 4 chillpill @user
Your 2 apples and 4 chill pills for nothing (gifting)
You have 4,990 coins, you can't give them 350,000 (+ ⏣ 3,500 tax).
Lost: ⏣ 1,200
When: <t:1654439596:R>
Reason: fed pet
Lost: ⏣ 1,200
When: <t:1654439594:R>
Reason: fed pet
Lost: ⏣ 10,000
When: <t:1654426751:R>
Reason: ttt tax
Lost: ⏣ 10,000
When: <t:1654426588:R>
Reason: ttt tax
Lost: ⏣ 2,020,000
When: <t:1654426100:R>
Reason: ttt bet
Pls trade 350000 @cursive lotus
Pls bal
@cursive lotus You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 10,000
Bank: ⏣ 5,000 / 5,000 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 315,000
@cursive lotus wait
Pls meme @merry magnet
Pls trade 100000 @cursive lotus
@merry magnet The timeout for their confirmation is 5 minutes, you will not be able to run any commands while you're waiting on their response.
@merry magnet (TMK • MADHAV#9064) gives:
⏣ 100,000 (+ ⏣ 1,000 tax)
@last falcon (T M K • L E V I ✨#8811) gives:
nothing
Continue trade?
@cursive lotus please make sure you are not being scammed, the bottom part is your part of the trade.
@merry magnet (TMK • MADHAV#9064) gives:
⏣ 100,000 (+ ⏣ 1,000 tax)
@last falcon (T M K • L E V I ✨#8811) gives:
nothing
Continue trade?
⏣ 100,000 (+ ⏣ 1,000 tax)
nothing
Endhuku isthunav bey asala
This command can be used again in 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!
@cursive lotus my gift
nak vodhu
-_-
@cursive lotus sarey ra good night
Gud nyt
Pls vote
Owo h
pls bal
@plucky urchin You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 2,768,881 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 10,462,700
pls daily
aw man you forgot to do your daily so you lost your 2 day streak. You last did your daily <t:1651745334:R>
@plucky urchin You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
20 hours, 21 minutes and 35 seconds
pls bj all
pls bj all
pls bj all
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
pls bj all
Pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 29d, 7h and 36m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
Pls lifetime
Pls vote
Pls use banknote
You don't own this item??
@serene shard You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls daily
@serene shard You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 30,250 was placed in your wallet and a normie BOX!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 43 minutes and 39 seconds
Pls use banknote
You have 4 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
4
4x 
⏣ 186,560
⏣ 6,303,775
Pls dep all
⏣ 55,250
⏣ 0
⏣ 4,784,141
Tip: Run 'pls top [badge]' to add a badge to your username
🥇 1,036,929,661 - MPG • NOBRU ☄#6969
🥈 197,496,890 - DarkBlaze#5529
🥉 151,852,440 - Prasad#2516
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🔹 98,989,579 - MBG • TEJU ❤#5175
pls daily
@cursive lotus You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
16 hours, 38 minutes and 41 seconds
pls bal
@cursive lotus You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 2,307,464
Bank: ⏣ 528,035 / 528,035 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 5,045,539
Pls bal
Tip: Buying a Cell Phone from the shop can yield all kinds of possibilities, including calling in sick for work and stopping bank robbers!
Wallet: ⏣ 5,228,822
Bank: ⏣ 10,883,193 / 10,883,193 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 24,408,015
Pls inv
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Life Saver ─ 10
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Meteorite ─ 1
ID meteorite ─ Sellable
Normie Box ─ 1
ID normie ─ Loot Box
Orange Phallic Object ─ 1
ID orangephallicobject ─ Collectable
Pepe Coin ─ 1
ID pepecoin ─ Collectable
Purple Phallic Object ─ 3
ID purplephallicobject ─ Collectable
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Pls use normie
Pls sell bread
You successfully sold 1x
Fresh Bread for ⏣ 870
Pls sell bread
Tip: Buying a Cell Phone from the shop can yield all kinds of possibilities, including calling in sick for work and stopping bank robbers!
You successfully sold 1x
Fresh Bread for ⏣ 870
Pls weekly
pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot
@lime apex You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
This event has expired.
TRIVIA NIGHT
Let's see who's the smartest person here!
What is the name of the process that sends one qubit of information using two bits of classical information?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Science: Computers
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
Pls daily
@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 26,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
13 hours, 16 minutes and 7 seconds
Pls use bank
You have 8 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
8
8x 
⏣ 477,510
⏣ 21,271,323
Pls use daily box
Pls use daily box
Pls dep all
⏣ 166,927
⏣ 0
⏣ 9,956,822
Pls bal
@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 9,956,822 / 21,271,323 (46.8%)
Net: ⏣ 16,332,322
Pls vote
pls bal
@serene shard You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 4,784,141 / 6,303,775 (75.9%)
Net: ⏣ 9,964,141
Pls rps @kind glen
MBG • SPIDEY vs. Sreya
Don't want to play? Alright.
Pls rps @kind glen
MBG • SPIDEY vs. Sreya
Don't want to play? Alright.
pls rps @fierce pond
A R A V I N D vs. MBG • SPIDEY
A R A V I N D chose ✂️!
MBG • SPIDEY chose 🪨 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
Pls ttt @kind glen
MBG • SPIDEY vs. Sreya
Don't want to play? Alright.
pls ttt @fierce pond
LOL! They are doing something else with their stuff rn, wait for a bit
pls work
@tropic pine What color was next to the word kick?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,062 for an hour of work.
You found a Ban Hammer 
pls item banhammer
pls bal
Tip: You can be blacklisted or banned for breaking our rules! See the rules here: https://dankmemer.lol/rules
@tropic pine You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 2,434,445
Bank: ⏣ 3,532,021 / 3,532,261 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 17,479,966
pls vote
@tropic pine You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 2,484,445
Bank: ⏣ 3,532,021 / 3,532,261 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 20,429,966
pls use banknote 8
8x 
⏣ 539,987
⏣ 4,072,248
⏣ 540,227
⏣ 1,944,218
⏣ 4,072,248
pls bal
@tropic pine You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 1,944,218
Bank: ⏣ 4,072,248 / 4,072,248 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 17,829,966
pls item banknote
You can either use this note to expand your bank space by 10000-100000 or sell it for some coins. Your choice really. Expanded bank space does not reset on prestige (regular bank space earned via running commands does)
BUY - ⏣ 325,000
SELL - ⏣ 54,167
TRADE - ⏣ 130,000 (997,182 traded today)
Uncommon
Power-up
banknote
- 'Human Powerup' Bundle
pls use banknote 8
8x 
⏣ 473,924
⏣ 4,546,172
pls dep max
⏣ 473,924
⏣ 1,470,294
⏣ 4,546,172
pls bal
@tropic pine You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 1,470,294
Bank: ⏣ 4,546,172 / 4,546,172 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 15,229,966
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Your wishlist was consumed, hope you found a good target!
You have 88x Robbers Wishlist left.
pls ui H E C K E R#7404 @noble dagger
pls ui ! 👑𝘿𝙀𝙑𝘼𝙉👑 !#3328 @errant hill
pls ui S I M P |-^#3445 @cursive lotus
pls ui RRT ASHU 👑👑#2965 @tiny hawk
Tip: The pls help command provides information about the bot commands! Do pls help <cmd> to see info about a specific command.
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pls ui MBG NAVADEEP#0571 @brittle cobalt
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pls ui Major❤🔥#2303 @dreamy pollen
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pls profile MPG • NOBRU ☄#6969
Title: Newbie
3





361/400





Wallet: ⏣ 44,504,421
Bank: ⏣ 6,440
Net: ⏣ 1,036,929,661
53 items (71,120 total) worth ⏣ 992,418,800
5,000 bank note space
4 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
415 commands issued
1% tax
10% steal shields, meaning this user loses 10% fewer coins when stolen from
pls profile RRT BLACK#2008
Title: Memer
10





1,023/1,100





Wallet: ⏣ 41,042,251
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 42,474,531
22 items (58 total) worth ⏣ 1,432,280
4 daily streak
1 cheese eaten (15.52% xp multi)
2,990,487 bank note space
2 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
2,807 commands issued
1% tax
Works as a House Wife
pls ui RRT BLACK#2008 @jaunty pike
pls ui MPG • NOBRU ☄#6969 @fiery hill
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 512,111
Bank: ⏣ 8,127,398 / 31,796,119 (25.6%)
Net: ⏣ 256,356,509
pls dep max
⏣ 512,111
⏣ 0
⏣ 8,639,509
pls with 250k
⏣ 250,000
⏣ 250,000
⏣ 8,389,509
Pls daily
This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.
@proven zinc You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours, 29 minutes and 54 seconds
Pls pet




(100%)
23h and 59m until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(32%)
7h and 40m until empty




(100%)
5h and 59m until empty




(83%)




(2 / 100)
Level 2
You took your panda bear to the gym to get ABSOLUTELY RIPPED, costing you ⏣ 2,666
@proven zinc your panda bear leveled up! 0 → 1
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
@proven zinc What color was next to the word giant?
@proven zinc Click the buttons in correct order!
@proven zinc your panda bear leveled up! 1 → 2
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
Pls use daily
Pls use daily
Pls bal
@proven zinc You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 350,711
Bank: ⏣ 5,360 / 9,680 (55.4%)
Net: ⏣ 4,516,071
Pls dep max
⏣ 4,320
⏣ 346,391
⏣ 9,680
Pls use banknot 5
5x 
⏣ 277,729
⏣ 287,409
Pls dep max
⏣ 277,729
⏣ 68,662
⏣ 287,409
Pls inv
Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up
Bank Note ─ 6
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 1
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool
Coin Bomb ─ 3
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Fresh Bread ─ 1
ID bread ─ Sellable
Garbage ─ 1
ID garbage ─ Sellable
Pls use coinbomb
abcedfghijklmnopqr_tuvxyz has thrown a coin bomb in chat!
no one wanted coins lmao
Pls sell banknot 6
@proven zinc You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
You successfully sold 6x
Bank Notes for ⏣ 325,002
Pls bal
@proven zinc You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 393,664
Bank: ⏣ 287,409 / 287,769 (99.9%)
Net: ⏣ 1,236,073
Pls rich
This command is used to see the top people in various categories.
It is possible someone will not show up until they gain some coins, so to force someone to show up on the leaderboard (if they qualify) you can share some coins with them.
🥇 84 - 5★ H Λ S H ! R ɱɬ◯ ᴱᴴ#7698
🥈 56 - Akash OP#4799
🥉 29 - 亗LคƬคL亗#4540
🔹 17 - S I M P |-^#3445
🔹 14 - ʀᴇᴊᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇ😟#1432
Pls vote
Pls vote
Pls vote
Pls sell banknot
you don't own this item lol
Pls vote
Pls use banknote
You have 4 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
4
4x 
⏣ 201,612
⏣ 6,505,387
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @gleaming zephyr. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 1256! 10000 + ⏣ 1256 an hour
@gleaming zephyr You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls daily
@gleaming zephyr You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,750 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
2 hours, 46 minutes and 35 seconds
Pls bj half
Pls bj all
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls bj all
Pls dep all
⏣ 8,840
⏣ 26,566
⏣ 8,840
Pls dep all
Deposit is used to move money from your pocket to your bank account. You can check your balance with the balance command. You cannot deposit more than your max bank space.
⏣ 524
⏣ 0
⏣ 524
Pls with all
This command allows you to withdraw money from the bank into your pocket! Check your balance with pls balance.
⏣ 524
⏣ 524
⏣ 0
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @gleaming zephyr. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 1593! 10000 + ⏣ 1593 an hour
@gleaming zephyr You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls daily
Tip: Work hard at leveling up and you'll get rewards such as coins, items and even exclusive titles and multipliers!
@gleaming zephyr You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 26,125 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
19 hours, 28 minutes and 1 second
Pls bj half
Pls bj half
Pls bal
@gleaming zephyr You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 133,476
Bank: ⏣ 8,840 / 9,920 (89.1%)
Net: ⏣ 1,242,316
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 3,780,301
Bank: ⏣ 655,450 / 658,330 (99.6%)
Net: ⏣ 4,644,751
pls monthly
Tip: You can turn these tips off with the pls settings command if you don't want to see them anymore!
@heavy swallow You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 5,000,000 was placed in your wallet.
You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
pls dep max
⏣ 4,194,773
⏣ 830,227
⏣ 6,774,924
pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD
pls bal
@heavy swallow You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 830,227
Bank: ⏣ 6,774,924 / 6,774,924 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 38,080,151
You have 72 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
30
30x 
⏣ 1,720,813
⏣ 8,495,737
pls dep max
⏣ 830,227
⏣ 0
⏣ 7,605,151
Pls work
@gleaming zephyr What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,593 for an hour of work.
Pls bj half
Pls bj all
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls bj all
Adi ela adali
Pls daily
@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 26,875 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
15 hours, 14 minutes and 47 seconds
Pls vote
Pls use bank
You have 8 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
8
8x 
⏣ 528,732
⏣ 21,800,295
Pls use daily box
Pls use daily box
Pls use daily box
You don't own this item??
Tip: You can win all types of crazy items from lootboxes, even pink phallic- wait... https://dankmemer.lol/loot
@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls dep all
⏣ 216,561
⏣ 0
⏣ 10,173,383
Pls use bank notes
1x 
⏣ 83,835
⏣ 21,884,130
Pls bal
@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 10,173,383 / 21,884,130 (46.5%)
Net: ⏣ 16,623,883
Pls inv
Shredded Cheese ─ 5
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Skunk ─ 12
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Pls work
@wraith hinge What color was next to the word partner?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.
Pls dep all
⏣ 12,000
⏣ 0
⏣ 400,251
Pls daily
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⏣ 25,375 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
14 hours, 49 minutes and 57 seconds
Pls dep all
⏣ 25,375
⏣ 0
⏣ 425,626
Pls vote
Pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,593 for an hour of work.
Pls bj all
Pls bal
@gleaming zephyr You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 24,055
Bank: ⏣ 8,840 / 11,480 (77.0%)
Net: ⏣ 1,132,895
Pls bj all
Pls with all
⏣ 8,840
⏣ 8,840
⏣ 0
Pls bj all
Pls daily
aw man you forgot to do your daily so you lost your 2 day streak. You last did your daily <t:1654514775:R>
@small grove You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
11 hours, 17 minutes and 33 seconds
Pls dep all
⏣ 25,000
⏣ 0
⏣ 2,082,802
Pls bal @gleaming zephyr
@small grove You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 1,100,000
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Your wishlist was consumed, hope you found a good target!
You have 35x Robbers Wishlist left.
pls ui ALONE GAMER LUCKY#7749 @lime apex
pls ui HARSHITH KUMAR#6815 @hoary obsidian
pls ui SuDhi#2444
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pls with 100k @topaz wedge
⏣ 100,000
⏣ 100,000
⏣ 6,513,311
Pls bal
@gleaming zephyr You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 11,480 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 1,100,000
Pls work
Work for Discord Mod - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,593 for an hour of work.
Pls daily
@plucky urchin You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,375 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
4 hours, 9 minutes and 15 seconds
Pls bj all
Pls bj all
Pls rob @shrewd wing
Pls jail @shrewd wing
The pls help command provides information about the bot commands! Do pls help <cmd> to see info about a specific command.
Idhi correct 😂
Annual billing offers a 10% discount for premium perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium
Pls vote
Pls info
@serene shard You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
2/4
32/58
1333/4096
8,947,746
32ms
3d, 1h and 7m
Pls bal
@serene shard You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 75,000
Bank: ⏣ 4,784,141 / 6,505,387 (73.5%)
Net: ⏣ 13,089,141
pls daily
@serene shard You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 30,625 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
22 hours, 23 minutes and 15 seconds
Pls use banknote
You have 8 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
0
You cannot use 0 of something soo...
Pls dep all
⏣ 105,625
⏣ 0
⏣ 4,889,766
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @gleaming zephyr. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 1941! 10000 + ⏣ 1941 an hour
@gleaming zephyr You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls daily
Tip: Don't wanna die and lose all your coins and your items? Buy a life saver!
@gleaming zephyr You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 26,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 16 minutes and 11 seconds
Pls daily
Tip: Commands like 'pls search' or 'pls hunt' are great for earning extra cash! But be careful, there's a small chance you could die.
@small grove You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,375 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
16 hours, 30 minutes and 7 seconds
Pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 10d, 3h and 23m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
Pls vote
Pls daily 2
Your next daily is ready in:
16 hours, 27 minutes and 36 seconds
Pls inv
Daily Box ─ 2
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Duct Tape ─ 1
ID ducttape ─ Tool
Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Fishing Pole ─ 6
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Golden Phallic Object ─ 5
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable
Hunting Rifle ─ 10
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Laptop ─ 7
ID laptop ─ Collectable
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 13
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
Pls daily 2
Your next daily is ready in:
16 hours, 27 minutes and 7 seconds
Pls use daily 2
Pls dep all
⏣ 111,914
⏣ 0
⏣ 2,194,716
Pls bal
@small grove You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,194,716 / 7,007,707 (31.3%)
Net: ⏣ 16,556,516
Pls work
@half obsidian Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 28,350 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls dep all
⏣ 28,350
⏣ 0
⏣ 765,226
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
15 hours, 6 minutes and 41 seconds
Pls daily
Tip: Want to get bot notifications directly in your DMs? Try pls settings dmNotifications true!
@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 29,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
14 hours, 38 minutes and 44 seconds
@jade monolith Better take care of your pet, their love is below 10%!
Pls pet




(100%)
23h and 59m until empty




(97%)
1d and 22h until empty




(100%)
23h and 59m until empty




(99%)
5h and 56m until empty




(99%)




(5 / 100)
Level 64
You paid ⏣ 2,666 to take Jeesi to go on a massive shopping spree
@jade monolith Jeesi leveled up! 62 → 63
@jade monolith Click the buttons in correct order!
@jade monolith What color was next to the word giant?
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
@jade monolith Jeesi leveled up! 63 → 64
Pls hunt
@vivid moth
Share a million coins!
Reward: 5x
Coin Bomb
This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a hunting rifle from the shop with the buy command, then you can go hunting! There is also a chance to lose or even die if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger animals!
You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands... I hope.
Pls buy hunting rifle
This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable.
Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!
This event has expired.
KAREN IS STARTING A FIGHT!
This poor retail worker deserves better, lets jump in!
Attack the boss by clicking frick off karen
:rage:
0 hits — 150/150 HP
Pls inv
Coin Bomb ─ 5
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
Daily Box ─ 1
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
Pls use daily
This command is used to grind for random items.
You have chance to dig DEEP into the dirt and find some really cool stuff! Sometimes you will encounter a mini-game that could have negative effects if lost, but great rewards if won!
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls dig deep
This command can be used again in 21 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
Pls dig deep
You'll be able to use this command again in 15 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
Pls vote
Pls vote
pls use banknote
You have 12 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
1
1x 
⏣ 65,198
⏣ 6,570,585
Pls use banknote
You have 11 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
11
11x 
⏣ 490,210
⏣ 7,060,795
Pls dep all
⏣ 25,000
⏣ 0
⏣ 4,914,766
This event has expired.
MICROSOFT IS TRYING TO BUY DISCORD AGAIN!
We need to stop the sale, quickly defeat Microsoft!
Attack the boss by clicking windows sucks lol
:rage:
0 hits — 200/200 HP
pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
9 hours, 37 minutes and 39 seconds
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
Pls bal
@cursive lotus You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 90,000
Bank: ⏣ 778,207 / 1,049,856 (74.1%)
Net: ⏣ 1,041,207
Pls store
:warning: ITEM DROP
Fart In A Bottle ─ ⏣ 5,000,000
Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.
Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.
Cell Phone (2) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Disguise your identity from robbers using a wishlist!
@clever solar bought 1x Grind Pack
and paid ⏣ 1,000
Pls use grind pack
Pls use cell phone
@cursive lotus memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
S
Who are we sending this message to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
@foggy obsidian
What do you want the message content to be? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid message.
Hi bye.
@cursive lotus Successfully sent your text message to - S A R K A R!
You have 2x Cell Phone left.
Pls use cell phone
@cursive lotus memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
D
On the phone with Developers
MBG • CHITTI why you make bot bad??
DEVS Go away, MBG • CHITTI.
Call disconnected.
Pls use cell phone
@cursive lotus memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
P
On the phone with the Police
MBG • CHITTI hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER Are you actually an idiot? We've just checked around the area, and there's not a single robber in sight.
Do NOT call the police as a prank. We'll be sending you a fine shortly for disrupting us. Have a good day.
Call disconnected.
Pls buy cell phone
@clever solar bought 1x Cell Phone
and paid ⏣ 3,000
Pls buy cell phone
@clever solar bought 1x Cell Phone
and paid ⏣ 3,000
Pls Bal
@cursive lotus You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 65,200
Bank: ⏣ 778,207 / 1,049,856 (74.1%)
Net: ⏣ 1,134,407
Pls buy cell phone
@clever solar bought 1x Cell Phone
and paid ⏣ 3,000
Pls top cash
This badge does not exist.
This badge does not exist.
Pls top
You can run this command again in 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 1s!
Pls top
🥇 26,211,148,597 - 🌸Nezuko🌸#8018 
🥈 1,467,769,960 - Grin#5263
🥉 1,043,429,661 - MPG • NOBRU ☄#6969
🔹 242,852,348 - ! ||COMPLAN||#7374
🔹 197,496,890 - DarkBlaze#5529
Pls work
@half obsidian What color was next to the word hacker?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 9,450 for a sub-par hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls dep all
⏣ 9,450
⏣ 0
⏣ 968,068
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
3 hours and 35 minutes
Pls vote
Pls daily
@serene shard You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 31,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
23 hours, 40 minutes and 35 seconds
pls bal
@serene shard You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 31,000
Bank: ⏣ 4,914,766 / 7,061,035 (69.6%)
Net: ⏣ 10,725,766
pls dep all
⏣ 31,000
⏣ 0
⏣ 4,945,766
This command is used to see the top people in various categories.
It is possible someone will not show up until they gain some coins, so to force someone to show up on the leaderboard (if they qualify) you can share some coins with them.
🥇 26,211,142,195 - 🌸Nezuko🌸#8018 
🥈 1,467,769,960 - Grin#5263
🥉 1,043,429,661 - MPG • NOBRU ☄#6969
🔹 242,852,348 - ! ||COMPLAN||#7374
🔹 197,496,890 - DarkBlaze#5529
🥇 26,211,142,195 - 🌸Nezuko🌸#8018 
🥈 1,467,769,960 - Grin#5263
🥉 1,043,429,661 - MPG • NOBRU ☄#6969
🔹 242,852,348 - ! ||COMPLAN||#7374
🔹 197,496,890 - DarkBlaze#5529
Pls daily
@compact mortar You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 26,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
19 hours, 25 minutes and 34 seconds
Pls bal
@compact mortar You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 12,842,881
Bank: ⏣ 433,423 / 434,023 (99.9%)
Net: ⏣ 14,581,304
Pls rich
🔹 28,330,151 - MBG • VIGNESH OP!!!!#0099
🔹 26,123,927 - 亗LคƬคL亗#4540
This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.
@verbal geyser You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 58 minutes and 25 seconds
@verbal geyser You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 30,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,240 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 330,000
Pls monthly
@open rune You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 5,000,000 was placed in your wallet.
You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Pls daily
@open rune You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 34 minutes and 39 seconds
Pls dep max
⏣ 360
⏣ 5,085,029
⏣ 479,348
@open rune You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 5,085,029
Bank: ⏣ 479,348 / 479,348 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 15,765,377
Pls daily
@rugged locust You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,750 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 17 minutes and 56 seconds
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball.
You were given ⏣ 6,020 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls dep all
⏣ 31,770
⏣ 0
⏣ 4,933,584
Pls beg
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Deer
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
Pls dep all
⏣ 2,275
⏣ 0
⏣ 4,935,859
Ok hammaya
Pls rich
🔹 151,852,440 - Prasad#2516
🔹 150,237,154 - - N A N I ❥#5153
🔹 137,003,966 - !! Guru...Ji>>>🥂#8211
🔹 127,630,496 - 5★ H Λ S H ! R ɱɬ◯ ᴱᴴ#7698
🔹 125,348,269 - Msr#3700
Selling banknotes dm me (35 in stock)
Pls rich
This command is used to see the top people in various categories.
It is possible someone will not show up until they gain some coins, so to force someone to show up on the leaderboard (if they qualify) you can share some coins with them.
🥇 68,432 - Grin#5263
🥈 24,376 - 🌸Nezuko🌸#8018 
🥉 22,699 - 5★ H Λ S H ! R ɱɬ◯ ᴱᴴ#7698
🔹 19,644 - DarkBlaze#5529
🔹 10,542 - - P O L A R#4456
Pls monthly
@narrow ginkgo You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 5,000,000 was placed in your wallet.
You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Pls dep max
⏣ 240
⏣ 4,999,760
⏣ 132,882
Pls daily
@narrow ginkgo You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
12 hours, 14 minutes and 15 seconds
Pls work
@narrow ginkgo What was the emoji?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you selected the wrong emoji.
You were given ⏣ 6,020 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls beg
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @gleaming zephyr. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 2299! 10000 + ⏣ 2299 an hour
@gleaming zephyr You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls daily
@gleaming zephyr You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 26,875 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
11 hours, 3 minutes and 29 seconds
Pls bj all
Pls bal
Tip: With horseshoes, you can gain a lot more coins from simple commands like pls beg, or pls search!
@gleaming zephyr You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 12,560 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 1,100,000
Pls use fake id
Check your DMs for your new ID!
You have 8x Fake ID left.
Pls bal
@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 10,523,483 / 22,825,479 (46.1%)
Net: ⏣ 17,378,983
Pls vote
Pls use banknote
You have 4 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
Pls bal
Yeah, no. You cannot open that many so bye felicia.
You have 4 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
4
4x 
⏣ 246,384
⏣ 7,307,419
Pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 14d, 17h and 58m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
Pls vote
Pls use daily box
Pls use daily box
Pls use bank note
1x 
⏣ 17,378
⏣ 3,175,626
Pls use bank note
1x 
⏣ 95,483
⏣ 3,271,109
Pls use bank note
1x 
⏣ 15,686
⏣ 3,286,795
Pls use bank note
1x 
⏣ 54,068
⏣ 3,340,863
Pls use bank note
1x 
⏣ 89,710
⏣ 3,430,573
Pls use bank note
1x 
⏣ 87,308
⏣ 3,517,881
Pls use bank note
1x 
⏣ 20,595
⏣ 3,538,476
Pls dep max
⏣ 380,588
⏣ 1,248,332
⏣ 3,538,476
Pls inv
Fresh Bread ─ 1
ID bread ─ Sellable
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Life Saver ─ 1
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Rare Fish ─ 6
ID rarefish ─ Sellable
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Shredded Cheese ─ 3
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Worm ─ 1
ID worm ─ Sellable
Pls sell rare fish
you don't own this item lol
Pls sell rarefish
Tip: Use partnered dank memer servers with pls partners to find servers with big trading communities, and giveaways.
You successfully sold 1x
Rare Fish for ⏣ 8,726
@merry magnet konchum istara dank
Pls Bal @merry magnet
@cursive lotus You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 1,257,058
Bank: ⏣ 3,538,476
Net: ⏣ 8,098,034
Oka 100k
Pls trade 100000@cursive lotus
Syntax:

pls trade <your offer> [ , <someone's offer> ] <@user>
Offer Examples:
10 coins
⏣ 10
2 chill pill
2 x 
250 5 apple 8 life saver
⏣ 250
5x
Apple
8x
Life Saver
Trade Examples:
pls trade 1 apple, 2 lifesaver 2 ant @user
Your apple for their 2 lifesavers and 2 ants
pls trade 100 @user
Your 100 coins for nothing (sharing)
pls trade 2 apple 4 chillpill @user
Your 2 apples and 4 chill pills for nothing (gifting)

Pls trade 100000 @cursive lotus
@merry magnet The timeout for their confirmation is 5 minutes, you will not be able to run any commands while you're waiting on their response.
@merry magnet (MADHAV ᵀᴹᴷ#9064) gives:
⏣ 100,000 (+ ⏣ 1,000 tax)
@clever solar (MBG • CHITTI#0001) gives:
nothing
Continue trade?
@cursive lotus please make sure you are not being scammed, the bottom part is your part of the trade.
@merry magnet (MADHAV ᵀᴹᴷ#9064) gives:
⏣ 100,000 (+ ⏣ 1,000 tax)
@clever solar (MBG • CHITTI#0001) gives:
nothing
Continue trade?
⏣ 100,000 (+ ⏣ 1,000 tax)
nothing
Tysm 😊
Omk
Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Cell Phone ─ 5
ID phone ─ Tool
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Fresh Bread ─ 2
ID bread ─ Sellable
Hunting Rifle ─ 2
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Life Saver ─ 2
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 1
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Pls use bank note
1x 
⏣ 37,755
⏣ 3,576,231
Pls use bank note
1x 
⏣ 85,131
⏣ 3,661,362
Pls use bank note
1x 
⏣ 23,254
⏣ 3,684,616
Pls dep max
⏣ 146,140
⏣ 1,009,918
⏣ 3,684,616
Pls inv
Pepe Coin ─ 1
ID pepecoin ─ Collectable
Pizza Slice ─ 4
ID pizza ─ Power-up
Purple Phallic Object ─ 4
ID purplephallicobject ─ Collectable
Rare Pepe ─ 2
ID pepe ─ Collectable
Shredded Cheese ─ 2
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Skunk ─ 25
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Tidepod ─ 1
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Trash ─ 1
ID trash ─ Sellable
Pls vote
Pls use Daily Box
Pls inv
Pepe Coin ─ 1
ID pepecoin ─ Collectable
Pizza Slice ─ 4
ID pizza ─ Power-up
Purple Phallic Object ─ 4
ID purplephallicobject ─ Collectable
Rare Pepe ─ 2
ID pepe ─ Collectable
Shredded Cheese ─ 2
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Skunk ─ 25
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Tidepod ─ 1
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Trash ─ 1
ID trash ─ Sellable
Pls dep all
⏣ 85,221
⏣ 0
⏣ 1,081,639
Pls vote
Pls work
@gleaming zephyr What color was next to the word voice?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,299 for an hour of work.
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,107,764
Net: ⏣ 23,578,264
Pls vote
Pls work
@merry magnet Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
Pls info
2/4
32/58
1333/4096
8,954,114
26ms
5d, 1h and 39m
Pls work info
Tip: With horseshoes, you can gain a lot more coins from simple commands like pls beg, or pls search!
Hours Worked: 1
First Worked: 1 minute and 9 seconds ago
Last Worked: 1 minute and 9 seconds ago
Earned: ⏣ 12,000
Successes: 1
Fails: 0
Hours Worked: 5
Earned: ⏣ 52,000
Successes: 4
Fails: 1
Promotions: 0 (+ 0)
Pls profile
Title: Newbie
1





108/200





Wallet: ⏣ 1,021,918
Bank: ⏣ 3,684,616
Net: ⏣ 7,034,034
Coin Multi: 249%
Gamble Multi: 50%
15 items (45 total) worth ⏣ 2,327,500
3,671,656 bank note space
1 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
258 commands issued
1% tax
Works as a House Wife
Padlock - 24d left
Fake ID - 1d left
Cute Pilli
Level 0 Catgirl
Pls pet




(98%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(57%)
1d and 3h until empty




(100%)
11h and 59m until empty




(89%)




(54 / 100)
Level 1
You bought a battle pass for Cute Pilli, costing you ⏣ 6,666
@merry magnet Cute Pilli leveled up! 0 → 1
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
@merry magnet What color was next to the word owo?
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,000,819
Bank: ⏣ 3,684,616 / 3,686,536 (99.9%)
Net: ⏣ 7,012,935
Pls pet




(98%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(92%)
1d and 20h until empty




(100%)
11h and 57m until empty




(97%)




(68 / 100)
Level 1
You donated ⏣ 6,666 to Ninja, which made Cute Pilli feel like an epic gamer
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Bank Note ─ 2
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Box of Sand ─ 5
ID sand ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Chill Pill ─ 2
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
Common Fish ─ 14
ID fish ─ Sellable
Duct Tape ─ 1
ID ducttape ─ Tool
Fake ID ─ 3
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Fishing Pole ─ 4
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Pls sell rarefish
You successfully sold 1x
Rare Fish for ⏣ 8,726
Pls sell all rarefish
you don't own this item lol
Pls vote
Pls daily
Tip: Short on coins? You can sell some of the items in your inventory by using pls sell
@serene shard You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 31,375 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 17 minutes and 11 seconds
Pls use banknote
You have 4 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
4
4x 
⏣ 264,397
⏣ 7,571,816
Pls dep all
⏣ 81,375
⏣ 0
⏣ 5,027,141
pls bal
@serene shard You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 5,027,141 / 7,571,816 (66.4%)
Net: ⏣ 11,307,141
Pls work list
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Developer
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 27,000 per hour
Day Trader
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 28,000 per hour
Santa Claus
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 29,000 per hour
Politician
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 30,000 per hour
Veterinarian
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 31,000 per hour
Pls work Day Trader
@half obsidian Congratulations, you are now working as a Day Trader!
You're required to work at least 5 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 28,000 per hour.
Tip: Be sure to check your notifications every so often for updates on your job, level status, and other important stuff
Pls work
@half obsidian Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 29,400 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls dep all
⏣ 29,400
⏣ 0
⏣ 1,137,164
Pls vote
Pls vote
Pls vote
Pls use bank
You have 12 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
12
12x 
⏣ 617,189
⏣ 23,442,668
Pls use daily box
Pls use daily box
Pls use daily box
You don't own this item??
@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls dep all
⏣ 215,508
⏣ 0
⏣ 10,738,991
Pls daily
@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 28,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
13 hours, 52 minutes and 45 seconds
Pls dep all
⏣ 28,000
⏣ 0
⏣ 10,766,991
Pls bal
@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 10,766,991 / 23,442,668 (45.9%)
Net: ⏣ 18,179,991
Pls with 500000
⏣ 500,000
⏣ 500,000
⏣ 10,266,991
Pls bj max
Pls slots max
@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
>
<
You lost ⏣ 2,000.
You now have ⏣ 248,000.
Pls bj max
Pls bj max
Pls bj all
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls bj max
Pls bj max
Pls bj all
Pls bj all
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls dep all
⏣ 61,099
⏣ 0
⏣ 10,328,090
Pls bj all
Pls dep Max
⏣ 233,190
⏣ 0
⏣ 1,011,397
Pls work
Work for House Wife - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.
You found a Used Diaper 
Pls bal
@fluid veldt You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 1,140,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 6,680 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 1,640,000
Pls bal
@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 11,584,642 / 23,446,988 (49.4%)
Net: ⏣ 18,997,642
Pls bal
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
@molten briar You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 24,214 / 24,214 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 1,286,214
Pls cat
Tip: Check out the staff who work on the bot, or in the support server! https://dankmemer.lol/staff
@molten briar You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
@gaunt shoal You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 248,864 / 248,864 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 1,030,864
Pls daily
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
Tip: You can win all types of crazy items from lootboxes, even pink phallic- wait... https://dankmemer.lol/loot
@gleaming zephyr You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 27,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours, 46 minutes and 32 seconds
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @gleaming zephyr. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 2668! 10000 + ⏣ 2668 an hour
@gleaming zephyr You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls dep all
⏣ 12,800
⏣ 26,749
⏣ 12,800
Pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball.
You were given ⏣ 5,000 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls dep max
⏣ 840
⏣ 99,326
⏣ 2,935,106
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls inv
Adventure Ticket ─ 2
ID adventureticket ─ Tool
Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Ant ─ 1
ID ant ─ Sellable
Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 7
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Boar ─ 1
ID boar ─ Sellable
Box of Sand ─ 52
ID sand ─ Tool
Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Power-up
Pls profile
Title: Total Memer
Badges: 
22





2,275/2,300





Wallet: ⏣ 99,326
Bank: ⏣ 2,935,106
Net: ⏣ 9,432,392
Coin Multi: 74%
Gamble Multi: 15%
46 items (380 total) worth ⏣ 6,397,960
1 cheese eaten (15.52% xp multi)
2,663,066 bank note space
5 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
2,334 commands issued
1% tax
Works as a Twitch Streamer
Pls beg
Pls profile
Title: Total Memer
Badges: 
22





2,277/2,300





Wallet: ⏣ 100,327
Bank: ⏣ 2,935,106
Net: ⏣ 9,443,393
Coin Multi: 74%
Gamble Multi: 15%
46 items (381 total) worth ⏣ 6,407,960
1 cheese eaten (15.52% xp multi)
2,663,066 bank note space
5 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
2,336 commands issued
1% tax
Works as a Twitch Streamer
Pls bal
@minor pollen You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 100,327
Bank: ⏣ 2,935,106 / 2,936,306 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 9,443,393
Pls alert
Check “pls drops”, we are dropping lots of old drops again as previously promised!
This command shows upcoming limited time/limited stock items coming to the shop. These are usually some of the more rare items in the entire bot. They are often expensive to buy as drops, but they also usually trade for more than it cost to buy them during drops if you wait them out for collectors wanting to get some!
Upcoming Drops:
Pepe Ribbon

Drops: <t:1655049600:f>

Drops: <t:1655838000:f>
Pepe Sus

Drops: <t:1655319600:f>

Drops: <t:1655899200:f>
Toilet Paper

Drops: <t:1655373600:f>

Drops: <t:1655460000:f>

Drops: <t:1655632800:f>
Cursed Pepe

Drops: <t:1655956800:f>
Enchanted Badosz's Card

Drops: <t:1656604800:f>
Pls alert drops
Check “pls drops”, we are dropping lots of old drops again as previously promised!
Pls vote
Pls use banknote
You have 4 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
4
4x 
⏣ 263,564
⏣ 7,835,380
Pls dep all
⏣ 25,000
⏣ 0
⏣ 5,052,141
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
3 hours, 37 minutes and 4 seconds
Pls work
Work for Discord Mod - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,668 for an hour of work.
Pls vote
Pls work
Work for Day Trader - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 29,400 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls daily
⏣ 26,875 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
22 hours, 26 minutes and 37 seconds
Pls vote
Pls use Daily Box
Pls dep all
⏣ 161,378
⏣ 0
⏣ 1,540,392
Pls inv
Trash ─ 1
ID trash ─ Sellable
Pls daily
@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 28,375 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
22 hours, 9 minutes and 53 seconds
Pls vote
Pls use bank
You have 12 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
12
12x 
⏣ 530,346
⏣ 23,977,814
Pls use daily box
Pls use daily box
You'll be able to use this command again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!
Pls use daily box
Pls use pizza slice
You eat the perfect slice of pizza. You now gain xp 250% faster for the next 2 hours.
You have 3x Pizza Slice left.
Pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
⏣ 231,278
⏣ 0
⏣ 11,815,920
Pls bal
@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 11,815,920 / 23,977,814 (49.3%)
Net: ⏣ 19,261,920
Pls inv
Pizza Slice ─ 3
ID pizza ─ Power-up
Rare Fish ─ 3
ID rarefish ─ Sellable
Robbers Wishlist ─ 1
ID wishlist ─ Tool
Shredded Cheese ─ 6
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Skunk ─ 12
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Pls vote
Pls daily
@serene shard You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 31,750 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
20 hours, 40 minutes and 35 seconds
You have 4 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
4
4x 
⏣ 238,983
⏣ 8,074,843
Pls dep all
⏣ 56,750
⏣ 0
⏣ 5,108,891
Pls bal ʀʀᴛ ᴠᴀʀᴜɴ🙂#1432
Tip: Did you know you can get a TON of rewards each day just from voting every 12 hours? pls vote gives you more info
@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 5,108,891
Net: ⏣ 11,688,891
Pls alert
Check “pls drops”, we are dropping lots of old drops again as previously promised!
Pls drops
This command shows upcoming limited time/limited stock items coming to the shop. These are usually some of the more rare items in the entire bot. They are often expensive to buy as drops, but they also usually trade for more than it cost to buy them during drops if you wait them out for collectors wanting to get some!
Upcoming Drops:
Pepe Ribbon

Drops: <t:1655049600:f>

Drops: <t:1655838000:f>
Pepe Sus

Drops: <t:1655319600:f>

Drops: <t:1655899200:f>
Toilet Paper

Drops: <t:1655373600:f>

Drops: <t:1655460000:f>

Drops: <t:1655632800:f>
Cursed Pepe

Drops: <t:1655956800:f>
Enchanted Badosz's Card

Drops: <t:1656604800:f>
Pls work
Work for Santa Claus - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the goalkeeper was at the goal you kicked the ball in.
You were given ⏣ 9,667 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls daily
@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 30,625 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 49 minutes and 44 seconds
@jade monolith Better take care of your pet, their love is below 10%!
Pls pet




(99%)
23h and 44m until empty




(97%)
1d and 22h until empty




(100%)
23h and 59m until empty




(99%)
5h and 56m until empty




(99%)




(45 / 100)
Level 66
You bought a battle pass for Jeesi, costing you ⏣ 2,666
@jade monolith What was the emoji?
@jade monolith Click the buttons in correct order!
Remember words order!
china
bear
bamboo
panda
giant
@jade monolith Jeesi leveled up! 65 → 66
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
@jade monolith What color was next to the word bamboo?
@dapper epoch Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,062 for an hour of work.
Pls work
Work for Santa Claus - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 29,000 for an hour of work.
Pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls vote
Pls use daily
Pls sell banknote 3
You successfully sold 3x
Bank Notes for ⏣ 162,501
Pls use banknote
You have 5 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
5
5x 
⏣ 342,961
⏣ 11,713,676
Pls dep max
⏣ 346,081
⏣ 6,650,471
⏣ 11,713,676
Pls bal
Tip: You can turn these tips off with the pls settings command if you don't want to see them anymore!
Wallet: ⏣ 6,650,471
Bank: ⏣ 11,713,676 / 11,713,676 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 26,646,647
Pls hunt
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a hunting rifle from the shop with the buy command, then you can go hunting! There is also a chance to lose or even die if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger animals!
You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands... I hope.
Pls bal
@glad bridge You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 50,375
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,840 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 550,375
Pls alert
Check “pls drops”, we are dropping lots of old drops again as previously promised!
Pls drops
This command shows upcoming limited time/limited stock items coming to the shop. These are usually some of the more rare items in the entire bot. They are often expensive to buy as drops, but they also usually trade for more than it cost to buy them during drops if you wait them out for collectors wanting to get some!
Upcoming Drops:
Pepe Ribbon

Drops: <t:1655049600:f>

Drops: <t:1655838000:f>
Pepe Sus

Drops: <t:1655319600:f>

Drops: <t:1655899200:f>
Toilet Paper

Drops: <t:1655373600:f>

Drops: <t:1655460000:f>

Drops: <t:1655632800:f>
Cursed Pepe

Drops: <t:1655956800:f>
Enchanted Badosz's Card

Drops: <t:1656604800:f>
Pls monthly
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
I'm not made of money dude, wait 16d, 16h and 48m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
Pls vote
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours, 47 minutes and 43 seconds
Pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 12d, 19h and 8m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
Pls vote
Pls use banknote
You have 4 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
4
4x 
⏣ 250,216
⏣ 8,325,059
Pls dep all
⏣ 25,000
⏣ 0
⏣ 5,133,891
, bal
Pls use banknote
Using items is a key part of playing with Dank Memer.
This command is how you use things that are able to be used within the bot. As an example: pls use banknote 5 will open 5 bank notes. pls use god will open a single god box.
Obviously, you have to OWN an item to use it, and not ALL items are usable.
Some items are turned into "active" items upon use, which you can see in your profile view called "active items". These last for a certain amount of time and expire, and an example would be an apple. Others are "consumed" upon use instantly, and an example would be a banknote.
You don't own this item??
@tranquil scaffold You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls alert
Check “pls drops”, we are dropping lots of old drops again as previously promised!
@cursive lotus You have an unread alert! Type
Coins
⏣ 50,607

