🏝️〢dank-memer

[sly wharf]

pls bank

pls laptop

pls open laptop

pls open phone

pls inv

[neat mica]

SKYREZ's inventory

Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool

Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 2 of 2

[sly wharf]

pls padlock

pls use phone

[neat mica]

@sly wharf memePhone -- What do you want to do?
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit

[sly wharf]

s

[neat mica]

Who are we sending this message to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.

[sly wharf]

@rugged locust hii

[neat mica]

What do you want the message content to be? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid message.

[sly wharf]

hiii

[neat mica]

@sly wharf Successfully sent your text message to MBG•A B H I!
You have 1x Cell Phone left.

[rugged locust]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: You can purchase lootboxes to support development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot
Help us stay mostly free to play!

MBG•A B H I's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 4,796,337 / 5,335,484 (89.9%)
Net: ⏣ 16,366,337

😏 · Jun 2, 2022, 3:48 AM

[rugged locust]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@rugged locust Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,062 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[sly wharf]

pls work

[neat mica]

@sly wharf You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[rugged locust]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

aw man you forgot to do your daily so you lost your 3 day streak. You last did your daily <t:1653014039:R>

MBG•A B H I's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
20 hours, 11 minutes and 15 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[sly wharf]

pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

Page 1 of 6

[rugged locust]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 43,062

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 4,839,399

[rugged locust]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG•A B H I's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 4,839,399 / 5,335,964 (90.7%)
Net: ⏣ 16,409,399

😏 · Jun 2, 2022, 3:48 AM

[sly wharf]

pls work house wife

[neat mica]

@sly wharf Congratulations, you are now working as a House Wife!
You're required to work at least 1 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 12,000 per hour.

[sly wharf]

pls work

[neat mica]

@sly wharf What color was next to the word household?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[sly wharf]

pls bal

[neat mica]

SKYREZ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 38,004
Bank: ⏣ 64,441 / 64,681 (99.6%)
Net: ⏣ 625,445

😏 · Jun 2, 2022, 3:49 AM

[sly wharf]

pls bal

[neat mica]

SKYREZ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 38,004
Bank: ⏣ 64,441 / 64,681 (99.6%)
Net: ⏣ 625,445

😏 · Jun 2, 2022, 3:50 AM

[sly wharf]

pls bal

[neat mica]

SKYREZ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 38,004
Bank: ⏣ 64,441 / 64,681 (99.6%)
Net: ⏣ 625,445

😏 · Jun 2, 2022, 3:50 AM

[sly wharf]

pls work

[neat mica]

@sly wharf You need to wait 58m and 59s until you can work again!

[sly wharf]

pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[sly wharf]

pls beg

[neat mica]

B Simpson

"no coins for you"

Imagine begging LMAO

[sly wharf]

pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 840

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 37,164

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 65,281

[sly wharf]

pls run

pls jump

[ashen marsh]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MO🌜N_Knight ⚔'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 9,200,861 / 17,850,235 (51.5%)
Net: ⏣ 14,986,361

😏 · Jun 2, 2022, 4:38 AM

[cursive lotus]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Balance Command

This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)

MBG👑GNANA's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 5,000

😏 · Jun 2, 2022, 5:02 AM

[cursive lotus]

Pls run

Pls jump

[sly wharf]

pls run

pls beg

[neat mica]

Mr Krabs

"ew no"

Imagine begging LMAO

[serene shard]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[grand pivot]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,118,626 / 1,122,106 (99.7%)
Net: ⏣ 3,103,626

😏 · Jun 2, 2022, 11:16 AM

[grand pivot]

Pls with 118626

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 118,626

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 118,626

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 1,000,000

[grand pivot]

Pls BJ all

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡'s blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (17) than the dealer (20)
You lost ⏣ 118,626. You now have 0.
You lost 57% of the games.

MBG GANGSTER⚡ (Player)

Cards - ♣ 10 ♦ 7
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ J ♠ Q
Total - 20

[shut cedar]

pls itemlb poster

[neat mica]

Motivational Poster rankings

🥇 10 - ruso#7229
🥈 4 - lakshay#1496
🥉 3 - NIXIONOP#7726
🔹 3 - Pranav#8217
🔹 2 - ΔᐯΞᒪᗝᑕ工丅ㄚΔ#2508
🔹 2 - Professor#6296
🔹 1 - Aditya Gudipati#4130
🔹 1 - DFG_RITHWIK👑#8783
🔹 1 - MAFIA GAMERZ YT ✓#5032
🔹 1 - lemon 🍋#5529

[shut cedar]

pls bal ruso#7229

[neat mica]

ruso's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,045,998
Bank: ⏣ 4,151,582
Net: ⏣ 2,100,332,100

what a noob · Jun 2, 2022, 12:23 PM

[shut cedar]

pls ui ruso#7229 @scenic ermine

[neat mica]

ruso#7229 - 756859309429751838

Created at

Sat Sep 19 2020

Joined Server

<t:1617417218:R>

Commands run

24846

Avatar URL

Click Here

Nickname

No Nickname here

[shut cedar]

pls bal lakshay#1496

[neat mica]

Tip: An apple a day can keep the loot goblins away! Eating an apple will prevent you from losing items when you die for the next 24 hours!

lakshay's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 805,306
Net: ⏣ 94,666,826

what a noob · Jun 2, 2022, 12:24 PM

[shut cedar]

pls bal NIXIONOP#7726

[neat mica]

NIXIONOP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,052,666
Bank: ⏣ 10,360,850
Net: ⏣ 468,942,596

what a noob · Jun 2, 2022, 12:25 PM

[shut cedar]

pls ui NIXIONOP#7726 @jovial geyser

[neat mica]

Tip: Support the bot with an upvote to help us gain more users! https://top.gg/bot/memes/vote

NIXIONOP#7726 - 803175863817338910

Created at

Mon Jan 25 2021

Joined Server

<t:1630179426:R>

Commands run

18042

Avatar URL

Click Here

Nickname

No Nickname here

[shut cedar]

pls bal Pranav#8217

[neat mica]

Tip: Annual billing offers a 10% discount for premium perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

Pranav's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,360,332
Bank: ⏣ 1,125,521
Net: ⏣ 18,689,353

what a noob · Jun 2, 2022, 12:26 PM

[shut cedar]

pls bal ΔᐯΞᒪᗝᑕ工丅ㄚΔ#2508

[neat mica]

Tip: Our OFFICIAL community server gives a large multi, robbing is disabled, and we do a TON of giveaways daily! discord.gg/memers

ΔᐯΞᒪᗝᑕ工丅ㄚΔ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 59,486
Bank: ⏣ 4,188,643
Net: ⏣ 782,167,689

what a noob · Jun 2, 2022, 12:26 PM

[shut cedar]

pls bal Professor#6296

[neat mica]

Professor's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,957,332
Net: ⏣ 13,124,772

what a noob · Jun 2, 2022, 12:26 PM

[shut cedar]

pls bal Aditya Gudipati#4130

[neat mica]

Aditya Gudipati's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,247,053
Bank: ⏣ 4,806,503
Net: ⏣ 16,803,336

what a noob · Jun 2, 2022, 12:26 PM

[shut cedar]

pls ui Aditya Gudipati#4130 @formal bone

[neat mica]

Aditya Gudipati#4130 - 701713441790099498

Created at

Mon Apr 20 2020

Joined Server

<t:1634181475:R>

Commands run

4891

Avatar URL

Click Here

Nickname

No Nickname here

[shut cedar]

pls bal DFG_RITHWIK👑#8783

[neat mica]

DFG_RITHWIK👑's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 269,680
Net: ⏣ 8,424,680

what a noob · Jun 2, 2022, 12:27 PM

[shut cedar]

pls itemlb poster

[neat mica]

Motivational Poster rankings

🥇 10 - ruso#7229
🥈 4 - lakshay#1496
🥉 3 - NIXIONOP#7726
🔹 3 - Pranav#8217
🔹 2 - ΔᐯΞᒪᗝᑕ工丅ㄚΔ#2508
🔹 2 - Professor#6296
🔹 1 - Aditya Gudipati#4130
🔹 1 - DFG_RITHWIK👑#8783
🔹 1 - MAFIA GAMERZ YT ✓#5032
🔹 1 - lemon 🍋#5529

[shut cedar]

pls bal MAFIA GAMERZ YT ✓#5032

[neat mica]

MAFIA GAMERZ YT ✓'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,575,306
Bank: ⏣ 4,952,256
Net: ⏣ 200,296,562

what a noob · Jun 2, 2022, 12:27 PM

[shut cedar]

pls ui MAFIA GAMERZ YT ✓#5032 @spiral stag

[neat mica]

MAFIA GAMERZ YT ✓#5032 - 753217860863787089

Created at

Wed Sep 09 2020

Joined Server

<t:1633467244:R>

Commands run

9713

Avatar URL

Click Here

Nickname

No Nickname here

[shut cedar]

pls profile 753217860863787089

[neat mica]

MAFIA GAMERZ YT ✓'s cooldowns

monthly: 24d, 21h and 46s

[shut cedar]

pls with 100k

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 100,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 100,000

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,731,132

[serene shard]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[elder oriole]

Pls itemlb wish

[neat mica]

Robbers Wishlist rankings

🥇 456 - 𝕄O𝕌𝕃𝕀𝕂.🖤xD!!#9014
🥈 356 - venom_ff#4531
🥉 240 - Ace ツ#4902
🔹 189 - Sid_B4x#7306
🔹 101 - M A T A L I#0990
🔹 81 - ?.?.?#8018
🔹 54 - KKG • ABHILASH#5553
🔹 38 - NotBeluga#5524
🔹 38 - FG |Tnm • Love#6703
🔹 32 - Aryan-#2271

[elder oriole]

@undone bobcat

Selling wishlists??

[neat mica]

ΔᐯΞᒪᗝᑕ工丅ㄚΔ's inventory

Adventure Ticket ─ 42
ID adventureticket ─ Tool

Alcohol ─ 533
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Ant ─ 41
ID ant ─ Sellable

Apple ─ 42
ID apple ─ Power-up

Badosz's Card ─ 1
ID badoszcard ─ Collectable

Bank Note ─ 438
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Bean ─ 1
ID bean ─ Sellable

Berries and Cream ─ 1
ID berriesandcream ─ Collectable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 10

[hoary obsidian]

pls work robber

[neat mica]

@hoary obsidian Congratulations, you are now working as a Robber!
You're required to work at least 3 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 20,000 per hour.

[hoary obsidian]

pls work

[neat mica]

@hoary obsidian Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 20,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Robber

[hoary obsidian]

pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 240

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 406,161

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,470,474

[hoary obsidian]

pls bal

[neat mica]

HARSHITH KUMAR's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 406,161
Bank: ⏣ 2,470,474 / 2,470,474 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 12,942,635

😏 · Jun 2, 2022, 3:14 PM

[hoary obsidian]

pls beg

[neat mica]

Danny DeVito

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,442"

Multi Bonus: +233% (⏣ 1,009)

[hoary obsidian]

pls hunt

[neat mica]

All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

[hoary obsidian]

pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish !

[hoary obsidian]

pls inv

[neat mica]

HARSHITH KUMAR's inventory

Alcohol ─ 4
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up

Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Box of Sand ─ 2
ID sand ─ Tool

Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Power-up

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Coin Bomb ─ 5
ID coinbomb ─ Tool

Common Fish ─ 1
ID fish ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 4

[hoary obsidian]

pls use phone

[neat mica]

@hoary obsidian memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit

[hoary obsidian]

s

[neat mica]

Who are we sending this message to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.

[hoary obsidian]

w

[neat mica]

hmm, that doesn't seem to be a valid user. What are you, some kind of dummy?
You have 1x Cell Phone left.

[hoary obsidian]

pls use phone

[neat mica]

@hoary obsidian memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit

[hoary obsidian]

w

[neat mica]

On the phone with Boss
HARSHITH KUMAR yeah what's going on boss boy, can't make it today unfortunately mate cuz im a bit sick yeah
BOSS Oh, sorry to hear HARSHITH KUMAR! Hope you get better soon. I'll make sure you're off the roster so you don't need to come into work. Have a good one!

Call disconnected.

[hoary obsidian]

pls work

[neat mica]

@hoary obsidian You need to wait 57m and 38s until you can work again!

Tip: Have you seen our premium perks? Support development and get some great perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

[hoary obsidian]

pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 840

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 406,763

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,471,314

[hoary obsidian]

pls dep all

[neat mica]

hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD

[hoary obsidian]

pls dep all

pls dep 1

[neat mica]

You can only hold ⏣ 2,471,314 in your bank right now. To hold more, use currency commands and level up more. If you find a banknote item, use that for more space as well!

[hoary obsidian]

pls use bank

[neat mica]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 66,651

Total Bank Space

⏣ 2,537,965

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 2,491,765 (98.2%)

[hoary obsidian]

pls use bank note 8

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

[hoary obsidian]

pls use bank

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

[hoary obsidian]

pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 66,651

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 340,112

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,537,965

[hoary obsidian]

pls work

[neat mica]

@hoary obsidian You need to wait 56m and 21s until you can work again!

[hoary obsidian]

pls inv

[neat mica]

HARSHITH KUMAR's inventory

Laptop ─ 4
ID laptop ─ Collectable

Life Saver ─ 2
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up

Like Button ─ 2
ID likebutton ─ Collectable

Lucky Horseshoe ─ 3
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up

Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box

Normie Box ─ 3
ID normie ─ Loot Box

Orange Phallic Object ─ 4
ID orangephallicobject ─ Collectable

Padlock ─ 3
ID padlock ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 3 of 4

[hoary obsidian]

pls use daily

[neat mica]

HARSHITH KUMAR's Loot Haul!

⏣ 48,585
x1 - Robbers Wishlist

XP boost expires <t:1654183677:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[hoary obsidian]

pls use bank

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

[hoary obsidian]

pls use wishlist

[neat mica]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[neat mica]

Your wishlist was consumed, hope you found a good target!
You have 0x Robbers Wishlist left.

[hoary obsidian]

pls rob Harsha#8606

pls rob B H A V E S H

pls rob all

pls rob B H A V E S H

pls rob #9619

pls use daily

[neat mica]

HARSHITH KUMAR's Loot Haul!

⏣ 73,631
x10 - Cookie

XP boost expires <t:1654184277:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[hoary obsidian]

pls exp

pls work

[neat mica]

@hoary obsidian You need to wait 49m and 7s until you can work again!

[hoary obsidian]

pls help

[neat mica]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

lottery
Buy a lottery ticket once an hour!
marriage
Inform yourself about marriage and check status of your own one!
monthly
Get a large sum of coins once a month to help if you're down bad
multiplier
Check how high your coin multiplier is!
omega
Omega is the pinnacle endgame of Dank Memer. Are you ready?
pet
Interact with your own virtual pet!
postmemes
Post (fake) memes to earn money from good ones!
prestige
Reset your entire profile for a prestige level to be seen in your bot profile.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 4 of 7

[hoary obsidian]

pls drop

[neat mica]

Item Drops

This command shows upcoming limited time/limited stock items coming to the shop. These are usually some of the more rare items in the entire bot. They are often expensive to buy as drops, but they also usually trade for more than it cost to buy them during drops if you wait them out for collectors wanting to get some!

none

[hoary obsidian]

pls pet

[neat mica]

You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.

[hoary obsidian]

pls pet

[neat mica]

You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.

[hoary obsidian]

r lvl

,r level

level

[serene shard]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[elder oriole]

Pls itemlb wish

[neat mica]

Robbers Wishlist rankings

🥇 453 - 𝕄O𝕌𝕃𝕀𝕂.🖤xD!!#9014
🥈 356 - venom_ff#4531
🥉 240 - Ace ツ#4902
🔹 189 - Sid_B4x#7306
🔹 101 - M A T A L I#0990
🔹 81 - ?.?.?#8018
🔹 54 - KKG • ABHILASH#5553
🔹 38 - NotBeluga#5524
🔹 38 - FG |Tnm • Love#6703
🔹 32 - Aryan-#2271

[thick scroll]

👍 👍 👍

[serene shard]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

ʟɪғᴇ ғᴀɪʟᴜʀᴇ ᴠᴀʀᴜɴ 😟's Daily Coins

⏣ 28,750 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
23 hours, 25 minutes and 55 seconds

Streak: 10 days (+⏣ 3,750)

[serene shard]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[serene shard]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

ʟɪғᴇ ғᴀɪʟᴜʀᴇ ᴠᴀʀᴜɴ 😟's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 78,750
Bank: ⏣ 4,557,841 / 4,557,841 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 11,376,591

😏 · Jun 3, 2022, 12:34 AM

[serene shard]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

ʟɪғᴇ ғᴀɪʟᴜʀᴇ ᴠᴀʀᴜɴ 😟's inventory

Bank Note ─ 8
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Coin Bomb ─ 5
ID coinbomb ─ Tool

Daily Box ─ 23
ID daily ─ Loot Box

New Player Pack ─ 1
ID newplayerpack ─ Item Pack

Normie Box ─ 1
ID normie ─ Loot Box

Robbers Wishlist ─ 2
ID wishlist ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 1

[serene shard]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[elder oriole]

Pls inv ʟɪғᴇ ғᴀɪʟᴜʀᴇ ᴠᴀʀᴜɴ 😟#1432

[neat mica]

ʟɪғᴇ ғᴀɪʟᴜʀᴇ ᴠᴀʀᴜɴ 😟's inventory

Bank Note ─ 12
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Coin Bomb ─ 5
ID coinbomb ─ Tool

Daily Box ─ 24
ID daily ─ Loot Box

New Player Pack ─ 1
ID newplayerpack ─ Item Pack

Normie Box ─ 1
ID normie ─ Loot Box

Robbers Wishlist ─ 2
ID wishlist ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 1

[stoic cloud]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

HTG》Pᴀɴᴛʜᴇʀ ²⁵²'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,285,486 / 3,633,577 (62.9%)
Net: ⏣ 10,429,486

😏 · Jun 3, 2022, 4:54 AM

[stoic cloud]

, work

Pls work

[neat mica]

@stoic cloud You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[ashen marsh]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball.
You were given ⏣ 3,704 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Fast Food Cook

[ashen marsh]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[hoary obsidian]

pls work

[neat mica]

@hoary obsidian You need to wait 6m and 41s until you can work again!

[hoary obsidian]

owo daily

[ashen marsh]

Pls use bank

[neat mica]

You have 12 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[ashen marsh]

12

[neat mica]

Used

12x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 608,894

Total Bank Space

⏣ 18,459,369

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 18,409,329 (99.7%)

[ashen marsh]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

MO🌜N_Knight ⚔'s Loot Haul!

⏣ 71,351
x2 - Bank Note

XP boost expires <t:1654239497:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[ashen marsh]

Pls use bank

[neat mica]

You have 2 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[ashen marsh]

2

[neat mica]

Used

2x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 76,741

Total Bank Space

⏣ 18,536,110

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 18,486,070 (99.7%)

[ashen marsh]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

MO🌜N_Knight ⚔'s Loot Haul!

⏣ 65,950
x1 - Robbers Wishlist

XP boost expires <t:1654240097:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[ashen marsh]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

[hoary obsidian]

pls use daily

[neat mica]

HARSHITH KUMAR's Loot Haul!

⏣ 62,867
x6 - Common Fish

XP boost expires <t:1654239625:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[hoary obsidian]

pls inv

[neat mica]

HARSHITH KUMAR's inventory

Alcohol ─ 4
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up

Box of Sand ─ 2
ID sand ─ Tool

Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Power-up

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Coin Bomb ─ 5
ID coinbomb ─ Tool

Common Fish ─ 7
ID fish ─ Sellable

Cookie ─ 32
ID cookie ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 4

[hoary obsidian]

pls sell fish

[neat mica]

Tip: Uh oh! Are people trying to bankrob you? Make sure to use a phone and call the police to prevent them!

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1x Common Fish for ⏣ 2,498

Multi Bonus: +233% (⏣ 1,748)

[hoary obsidian]

pls sell fish 5

[neat mica]

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 5x Common Fishs for ⏣ 12,488

Multi Bonus: +233% (⏣ 8,738)

[hoary obsidian]

pls bal

[neat mica]

HARSHITH KUMAR's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 77,853
Bank: ⏣ 3,120,668 / 3,342,558 (93.4%)
Net: ⏣ 12,869,521

😏 · Jun 3, 2022, 6:51 AM

[hoary obsidian]

pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 77,853

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 3,198,521

[hoary obsidian]

pls work

[neat mica]

@hoary obsidian You need to wait 3m until you can work again!

[hoary obsidian]

pls huntt

pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[hoary obsidian]

pls inv

[neat mica]

HARSHITH KUMAR's inventory

Pepe Coin ─ 2
ID pepecoin ─ Collectable

Purple Phallic Object ─ 6
ID purplephallicobject ─ Collectable

Rare Fish ─ 9
ID rarefish ─ Sellable

Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool

Shredded Cheese ─ 3
ID cheese ─ Power-up

Skunk ─ 9
ID skunk ─ Sellable

Worm ─ 3
ID worm ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 4 of 4

[hoary obsidian]

pls sell skunk

[neat mica]

Successful Skunk sale

You successfully sold 1x Skunk for ⏣ 4,163

Multi Bonus: +233% (⏣ 2,913)

[hoary obsidian]

pls sell skunk

[neat mica]

Successful Skunk sale

You successfully sold 1x Skunk for ⏣ 4,163

Multi Bonus: +233% (⏣ 2,913)

[hoary obsidian]

pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Buying a Cell Phone from the shop can yield all kinds of possibilities, including calling in sick for work and stopping bank robbers!

HARSHITH KUMAR's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 8,326
Bank: ⏣ 3,198,521 / 3,342,918 (95.7%)
Net: ⏣ 12,870,847

😏 · Jun 3, 2022, 6:53 AM

[hoary obsidian]

pls use cell

[neat mica]

@hoary obsidian memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit

[hoary obsidian]

p

[neat mica]

On the phone with the Police
HARSHITH KUMAR hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER Are you actually an idiot? We've just checked around the area, and there's not a single robber in sight.
Do NOT call the police as a prank. We'll be sending you a fine shortly for disrupting us. Have a good day.

Call disconnected.

[hoary obsidian]

pls use laptop

[neat mica]

You can't use this item :thinking:

[hoary obsidian]

pls inv

[neat mica]

HARSHITH KUMAR's inventory

Alcohol ─ 4
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up

Box of Sand ─ 2
ID sand ─ Tool

Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Power-up

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Coin Bomb ─ 5
ID coinbomb ─ Tool

Common Fish ─ 1
ID fish ─ Sellable

Cookie ─ 32
ID cookie ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 4

[hoary obsidian]

pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (2) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Box of Sand (2) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Apple (1) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!

Landmine (1) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them

Fake ID (1) — ⏣ 10,000
Disguise your identity from robbers using a wishlist!

Alcohol (4) — ⏣ 12,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.

Shovel (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 4

[hoary obsidian]

pls buy padlock

[neat mica]

Successful Padlock purchase

@hoary obsidian bought 1x Padlock and paid ⏣ 5,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[hoary obsidian]

pls sell padlock

[neat mica]

Successful Padlock sale

You successfully sold 1x Padlock for ⏣ 834

Thank you for your meme business

[hoary obsidian]

pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 2,495

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 3,201,016

[hoary obsidian]

pls work

[neat mica]

@hoary obsidian Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 20,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Robber

[hoary obsidian]

pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 25,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 3,226,016

[hoary obsidian]

pls beg

[neat mica]

Miley Cyrus

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 241"

Multi Bonus: +225% (⏣ 167)

[hoary obsidian]

pls help

[neat mica]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

achievements
View your achievements progress
adventure
A passive command with very little risk, to go on an adventure!
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 7

[hoary obsidian]

pls ach

pls achieve

[neat mica]

Achievements

Achievements are a way you can earn rewards for completing objectives in the bot.
Some of these are able to be obtained within a day of play, some could take a LONG time for newer players and veterans alike.
Go start earning some rewards!

Achievements Progress

Craft an item!
Reward: ⏣ 25,000
Reward: 1x Duct Tape
0%

Craft 25 items!
Reward: ⏣ 250,000
Reward: 8x Duct Tape
0%

Craft 250 items!
Reward: ⏣ 5,500,000
Reward: 25x Duct Tape
Reward: 'Crafter' title
0%

Share a million coins!
Reward: 5x Coin Bomb
100%

Work 12 hours in one day!
Reward: ⏣ 500,000
100%

Page 1 of 9

This event has expired.

SOMEONE JUST POSTED AN IDEA ON REDDIT!

Try their game!

Jun 3, 2022, 6:58 AM

I just chose a secret number between 1 and 100.
Is the secret number higher or lower than 65.

The jackpot button is if you think it's the same!

Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs

[hoary obsidian]

pls help

[neat mica]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

achievements
View your achievements progress
adventure
A passive command with very little risk, to go on an adventure!
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 7

[hoary obsidian]

pls bundles

[neat mica]

Collector Bundles Endgame

Bundles are a new end game grind for collectors.
There are 17 bundles in all that require you to collect different items and turn them in to complete a bundle.

To see the list of bundles use "pls bundles" and to complete a bundle use "pls bundles <name>". Note that by completing a bundle, you will lose all items needed for that bundle. Completing a bundle gives you the bundle title as an option in "pls title".

When you complete all 17 bundles, you will receive a Collector Badge that gives you no item limit as well as a permanent 15% off all shop and drop items!

Collection Bundles

Collector Badge
0%

Phalliac
[Not Completed]
0/1000000 Pink Phallic Object
0/2500 Blue Phallic Object
6/500 Purple Phallic Object
4/300 Orange Phallic Object
0/250 Golden Phallic Object
0/50 Multi Colored Phallic Object

Pepe Collector
[Not Completed]
0/2500 Rare Pepe
2/375 Pepe Coin
0/100 Pepe Statue
0/40 Pepe Medal
0/25 Pepe Trophy
0/3 Pepe Crown
0/1 Cursed Pepe

Complete a bundle with 'pls bundles <name>' ─ Page 1 of 9

[hoary obsidian]

pls achieve

[neat mica]

Achievements Progress

Stream 10 days in a row!
Reward: ⏣ 150,000
0%

Stream 50 days in a row!
Reward: ⏣ 1,000,000
Reward: 1x Ring Light
0%

Stream 100 days in a row!
Reward: ⏣ 5,000,000
Reward: 1x Ring Light
Reward: 1x Sound Card
Reward: 1x Green Screen
Reward: 1x Headphones
Reward: 1x Microphone
Reward: 1x Camera
Reward: 'Stream Queen' title
0%

Put 1 item in your showcase!
Reward: ⏣ 50,000
0%

Put 3 items in your showcase!
Reward: 1x Pepe Coin
0%

Page 3 of 9

[hoary obsidian]

pls showcase

[neat mica]

Showcase Command

Your showcase is a way to flex, plain and simple. You buy slots that get more expensive as you go, and you can place items in them that will show on your profile. In addition, anything in your showcase will not be removed on prestige.

HARSHITH KUMAR's Showcase

Edit your showcase with
pls showcase add/remove <item>

Items you add to your showcase are displayed on your profile.
They are also not removed from your inventory while prestiging or going OMEGA.

[hoary obsidian]

pls showcase laptop

[neat mica]

HARSHITH KUMAR's Showcase

Edit your showcase with
pls showcase add/remove <item>

Items you add to your showcase are displayed on your profile.
They are also not removed from your inventory while prestiging or going OMEGA.

[hoary obsidian]

pls showcase add laptop

[neat mica]

you don't have any empty slots

[hoary obsidian]

pls show

pls jackpot

pls bj

[neat mica]

You need to bet something, seems like common sense tbh.

[hoary obsidian]

pls bj 5

[neat mica]

You can't bet less than 1,500 coins, sorry not sorry

This event has expired.

THEY'VE GOT AIRPODS!

They can't hear us! We need to let them know they look like a jerk wearing those!

Jun 3, 2022, 7:02 AM

Attack the boss by clicking jerk
:rage:

13 hits — 4/50 HP

[hoary obsidian]

pls bj 1500

[neat mica]

You only have 241 coins, dont try and lie to me hoe.

[neat mica]

Results for 'They've got AirPods!' event

HARSHITH KUMAR dug up ⏣ 6,181

[hoary obsidian]

pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 6,422

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 3,232,438

[hoary obsidian]

pls bj 1500

[neat mica]

You have no coins in your wallet to gamble with lol.

[hoary obsidian]

pls with 1500

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 1,500

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 1,500

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 3,230,938

[hoary obsidian]

pls bj 1500

[neat mica]

HARSHITH KUMAR's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 1,500. You now have 0.
You lost NaN% of the games.

HARSHITH KUMAR (Player)

Cards - ♥ K ♦ 6 ♥ 2 ♥ 10
Total - 28

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 9 ♥ 9
Total - 18

[hoary obsidian]

owo daily

pls dep all

[neat mica]

deposit coins much? you have none lol

[cursive lotus]

Pls Bal

[neat mica]

MBG • CHITTI's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 956,081 / 956,321 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 1,101,081

😏 · Jun 3, 2022, 8:06 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 53,197
Bank: ⏣ 103,783 / 484,396 (21.4%)
Net: ⏣ 1,862,480

😏 · Jun 3, 2022, 10:00 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls monthly

[neat mica]

Here are your monthly coins, MBG NAVADEEP

⏣ 5,000,000 was placed in your wallet.

You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

[brittle cobalt]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

aw man you forgot to do your daily so you lost your 4 day streak. You last did your daily <t:1643683213:R>

MBG NAVADEEP's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
13 hours, 59 minutes and 3 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

Top Command

This command is used to see the top people in various categories.

It is possible someone will not show up until they gain some coins, so to force someone to show up on the leaderboard (if they qualify) you can share some coins with them.

Net Worth Leaderboard

🥇 2,100,332,100 - ruso#7229
🥈 1,485,606,582 - Ace ツ#4902
🥉 1,443,881,463 - ANAY GAMING#7240
🔹 1,413,708,418 - NotBeluga#5524
🔹 1,168,010,634 - NightFantasy#7775

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[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,078,197
Bank: ⏣ 103,783 / 485,236 (21.4%)
Net: ⏣ 6,887,480

😏 · Jun 3, 2022, 10:01 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 381,453

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 4,696,744

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 485,236

[brittle cobalt]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

Cell Phone (2) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (2) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Box of Sand (4) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!

Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them

Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Disguise your identity from robbers using a wishlist!

Alcohol (0) — ⏣ 12,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.

Shovel (2) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 4

[ashen marsh]

Pls bal MBG NAVADEEP#0571

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 4,696,744
Bank: ⏣ 485,236
Net: ⏣ 6,887,480

what a noob · Jun 3, 2022, 11:23 AM

[ashen marsh]

W h

[pale canyon]

Bro anyone can help me

Pls losslog

[neat mica]

Aʟᴘʜᴀ_sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ.47's Log of Lost coins

Lost: ⏣ 5,555,000
When: <t:1654258456:R>
Reason: ttt bet

Lost: ⏣ 5,555,000
When: <t:1654258288:R>
Reason: ttt bet

Lost: ⏣ 43,000
When: <t:1654258013:R>
Reason: ttt tax

Lost: ⏣ 40,000
When: <t:1654257275:R>
Reason: ttt tax

Lost: ⏣ 8,080,000
When: <t:1654185621:R>
Reason: ttt bet

Most recent first ─ Page 1 of 21

[pale canyon]

One person challenged me for ttt 5.5m

While we were playing he kicked me out of the server

So I lost 5.5m

Please help me

😣😣🥺🥺😭😭

By recovering my loss

😭😭😭

[ashen marsh]

Pls bal Aʟᴘʜᴀ_sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ.47#9619

[neat mica]

Aʟᴘʜᴀ_sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ.47's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 10,959,000
Net: ⏣ 17,723,000

what a noob · Jun 3, 2022, 2:48 PM

[ashen marsh]

Owo h

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[ashen marsh]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

aw man you forgot to do your daily so you lost your 3 day streak. You last did your daily <t:1654070033:R>

MO🌜N_Knight ⚔'s Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
9 hours, 10 minutes and 49 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[cursive lotus]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

uma's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
6 hours, 52 minutes and 33 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[cursive lotus]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[cursive lotus]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Boat man

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 508"

Multi Bonus: +136% (⏣ 293)

[cursive lotus]

Pls search

[neat mica]

uma searched the discord

You searched through your dms and found ⏣ 527

Multi Bonus: +136% (⏣ 304)

[cursive lotus]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 360

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 552,159

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 523,390

[cursive lotus]

Pls inventory

[neat mica]

uma's inventory

Pink Phallic Object ─ 30
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable

Rare Pepe ─ 1
ID pepe ─ Collectable

Shovel ─ 4
ID shovel ─ Tool

Snowflake ─ 1
ID snowflake ─ Collectable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 2 of 2

[cursive lotus]

Pls collect rare pepe

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

[cursive lotus]

Pls use rare pepe

[neat mica]

You can't use this item :thinking:

[cursive lotus]

Pls collect rare pepe

Pls gish

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish !

[cursive lotus]

Pls search

[neat mica]

uma searched the bank

While searching at the bank, someone robbed the place and didn't like the funny look you gave them. You got shot and died.

no stonks 4 u

[cursive lotus]

@cursive lotus ufma

[soft zodiac]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

~ Rithika🥀❤'s Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
6 hours, 23 minutes and 10 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[soft zodiac]

Pls monthly

[neat mica]

Here are your monthly coins, ~ Rithika🥀❤

⏣ 5,000,000 was placed in your wallet.

You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

[soft zodiac]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 360

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 5,216,607

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 11,840

[soft zodiac]

Pls level

[neat mica]

~ Rithika🥀❤'s profile

Level

0

Experience

57/100

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 5,216,607
Bank: ⏣ 11,840
Net: ⏣ 5,640,447
Coin Multi: 227%
Gamble Multi: 45%

Inventory

3 items (4 total) worth ⏣ 412,000

Misc

5,000 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
123 commands issued
1% tax

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[soft zodiac]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

~ Rithika🥀❤'s inventory

Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

New Player Pack ─ 1
ID newplayerpack ─ Item Pack

Rare Pepe ─ 2
ID pepe ─ Collectable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 1

[soft zodiac]

Pls use alcohol

[neat mica]

Action Confirmed

Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.

Do you still want to use this item?

[neat mica]

You got a little too drunk, climbed onto a roof, and then jumped off. Whoops.
You have 0x Alcohol left.

[soft zodiac]

Pls buy alcohol

[neat mica]

Successful Alcohol purchase

@soft zodiac bought 1x Alcohol and paid ⏣ 12,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[soft zodiac]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!

Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them

Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Disguise your identity from robbers using a wishlist!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 4

[soft zodiac]

Pls buy anti rob pack

[neat mica]

Successful Anti-Rob Pack purchase

@soft zodiac bought 1x Anti-Rob Pack and paid ⏣ 1,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[soft zodiac]

Pls use anti rob pack

[neat mica]

~ Rithika🥀❤'s Pack Contents!

x1 - Padlock
x1 - Bank Note
x1 - Box of Sand
x1 - Landmine

[soft zodiac]

Pls buy anti rob pack

[neat mica]

You already bought that pack, c'mon man, don't be greedy

[soft zodiac]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

~ Rithika🥀❤'s inventory

Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool

Landmine ─ 1
ID landmine ─ Tool

New Player Pack ─ 1
ID newplayerpack ─ Item Pack

Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool

Rare Pepe ─ 2
ID pepe ─ Collectable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 1

[soft zodiac]

Pls use bank note

[neat mica]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 72,834

Total Bank Space

⏣ 84,674

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 77,834 (91.9%)

[soft zodiac]

Pls use box of sand

[neat mica]

Action Confirmed

Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.

Do you still want to use this item?

Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.

[soft zodiac]

Pls use padlock

[neat mica]

hmm, that doesn't seem to be a valid user. What are you, some kind of dummy?

[soft zodiac]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

~ Rithika🥀❤'s inventory

Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool

Landmine ─ 1
ID landmine ─ Tool

New Player Pack ─ 1
ID newplayerpack ─ Item Pack

Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool

Rare Pepe ─ 2
ID pepe ─ Collectable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 1

[soft zodiac]

Pls use landmine

[neat mica]

You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 48 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.
You have 0x Landmine left.

[serene shard]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[cursive lotus]

Pls buy phone

[neat mica]

your wallet is short on cash, go withdraw some BANK money to make this purchase

[cursive lotus]

Pls with 100000

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 100,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 100,000

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 856,081

[cursive lotus]

Pls buy cellphone

[neat mica]

Successful Cell Phone purchase

@clever solar bought 1x Cell Phone and paid ⏣ 3,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[serene shard]

Pls use banknote

[neat mica]

You have 16 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[serene shard]

16

[neat mica]

Used

16x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 858,923

Total Bank Space

⏣ 5,416,764

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 5,411,604 (99.9%)

[cursive lotus]

Pls use cellphone

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit

[serene shard]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

ʟɪғᴇ ғᴀɪʟᴜʀᴇ ᴠᴀʀᴜɴ 😟's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 128,750
Bank: ⏣ 4,557,841 / 5,416,764 (84.1%)
Net: ⏣ 9,126,591

😏 · Jun 3, 2022, 5:47 PM

[cursive lotus]

P

[neat mica]

On the phone with the Police
MBG • CHITTI hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER Are you actually an idiot? We've just checked around the area, and there's not a single robber in sight.
Do NOT call the police as a prank. We'll be sending you a fine shortly for disrupting us. Have a good day.

Call disconnected.

This event has expired.

MICROSOFT IS TRYING TO BUY DISCORD AGAIN!

We need to stop the sale, quickly defeat Microsoft!

Jun 3, 2022, 5:48 PM

Attack the boss by clicking windows sucks lol
:rage:

8 hits — 0/200 HP

[neat mica]

Results for 'Microsoft is trying to buy Discord again!' event

MBG • CHITTI earned ⏣ 14,897 and 1 Hunting Rifle

@serene shard The timeout for their confirmation is 5 minutes, you will not be able to run any commands while you're waiting on their response.

Action Confirmed

@serene shard (ʟɪғᴇ ғᴀɪʟᴜʀᴇ ᴠᴀʀᴜɴ 😟#1432) gives:
⏣ 120,000 (+ ⏣ 1,200 tax)

@clever solar (MBG • CHITTI#0001) gives:
nothing

Continue trade?

@cursive lotus please make sure you are not being scammed, the bottom part is your part of the trade.

Action Confirmed

@serene shard (ʟɪғᴇ ғᴀɪʟᴜʀᴇ ᴠᴀʀᴜɴ 😟#1432) gives:
⏣ 120,000 (+ ⏣ 1,200 tax)

@clever solar (MBG • CHITTI#0001) gives:
nothing

Continue trade?

Successful Trade!

ʟɪғᴇ ғᴀɪʟᴜʀᴇ ᴠᴀʀᴜɴ 😟

⏣ 120,000 (+ ⏣ 1,200 tax)

MBG • CHITTI

nothing

uh oh...
There was a problem with the trade command, if this happens for more than a few hours please join our server to report this error (https://discord.gg/dankmemerbot)

[cursive lotus]

W cash

Pls Bal

[neat mica]

MBG • CHITTI's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 212,497
Bank: ⏣ 856,081 / 956,321 (89.5%)
Net: ⏣ 1,241,578

😏 · Jun 3, 2022, 5:48 PM

[serene shard]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 7,550

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 4,565,391

[serene shard]

Sorry for ping

[cursive lotus]

What to do now

In this game

[tranquil scaffold]

@cursive lotus

Do u know how to convert owo to casino

[serene shard]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

ʟɪғᴇ ғᴀɪʟᴜʀᴇ ᴠᴀʀᴜɴ 😟's Daily Coins

⏣ 29,125 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
22 hours, 45 minutes and 13 seconds

Streak: 11 days (+⏣ 4,125)

[serene shard]

pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[serene shard]

pls bal

[neat mica]

ʟɪғᴇ ғᴀɪʟᴜʀᴇ ᴠᴀʀᴜɴ 😟's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 29,125
Bank: ⏣ 4,565,391 / 5,416,764 (84.3%)
Net: ⏣ 9,034,516

😏 · Jun 4, 2022, 1:14 AM

[serene shard]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 29,125

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 4,594,516

[half obsidian]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

@half obsidian What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 27,300 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus

Working as a Manager

[half obsidian]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

ƉɆ⩔ƗⱠ 🚬's Daily Coins

⏣ 31,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
19 hours, 37 minutes and 34 seconds

Streak: 16 days (+⏣ 6,000)

[half obsidian]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 58,300

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 8,474,625

[brittle cobalt]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

MBG NAVADEEP's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,375 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
19 hours, 21 minutes and 54 seconds

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 375)

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 4,722,119
Bank: ⏣ 485,236 / 485,236 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 6,912,855

😏 · Jun 4, 2022, 4:38 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@brittle cobalt You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[brittle cobalt]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[brittle cobalt]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object !

[brittle cobalt]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Deer !

[brittle cobalt]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's inventory

Ant ─ 3
ID ant ─ Sellable

Blue Phallic Object ─ 4
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Boar ─ 1
ID boar ─ Sellable

Box of Sand ─ 4
ID sand ─ Tool

Cell Phone ─ 2
ID phone ─ Tool

Chill Pill ─ 1
ID chillpill ─ Collectable

Common Fish ─ 5
ID fish ─ Sellable

Deer ─ 2
ID deer ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 4

you don't own this item lol

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop, or maybe even doesn't exist?

[serene shard]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[serene shard]

Pls use bank notes

[neat mica]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 83,284

Total Bank Space

⏣ 5,500,048

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 5,494,888 (99.9%)

[serene shard]

Pls use banknote

[neat mica]

You have 3 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[serene shard]

3

[neat mica]

Used

3x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 207,470

Total Bank Space

⏣ 5,707,518

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 5,702,358 (99.9%)

[serene shard]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 25,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 4,619,516

[serene shard]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You've already claimed your daily today

Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 26 minutes and 24 seconds

Daily Resets at 00:00 UTC

[serene shard]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

ʟɪғᴇ ғᴀɪʟᴜʀᴇ ᴠᴀʀᴜɴ 😟's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 4,619,516 / 5,707,518 (80.9%)
Net: ⏣ 9,209,516

😏 · Jun 4, 2022, 6:33 AM

[pale canyon]

Pls bal

Pls bal

[ashen marsh]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

MO🌜N_Knight ⚔'s Daily Coins

⏣ 25,375 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
14 hours, 10 minutes and 45 seconds

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 375)

[ashen marsh]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[ashen marsh]

Pls use bank

[neat mica]

You have 8 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[ashen marsh]

8

[neat mica]

Used

8x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 425,437

Total Bank Space

⏣ 18,962,027

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 18,911,507 (99.7%)

[ashen marsh]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

MO🌜N_Knight ⚔'s Loot Haul!

⏣ 20,832
x1 - Chill Pill

XP boost expires <t:1654336892:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[ashen marsh]

Pls use bank

[neat mica]

You have 4 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[ashen marsh]

4

[neat mica]

Used

4x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 235,344

Total Bank Space

⏣ 19,197,371

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 19,146,851 (99.7%)

[ashen marsh]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

MO🌜N_Knight ⚔'s Loot Haul!

⏣ 11,320
x5 - Lucky Horseshoe

XP boost expires <t:1654337492:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[ashen marsh]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

Tip: Pets can be useful, by defending against robberies, or even finding you rare items!

[ashen marsh]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 157,527

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 9,574,393

[ashen marsh]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

MO🌜N_Knight ⚔'s inventory

Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool

Cell Phone ─ 2
ID phone ─ Tool

Chill Pill ─ 4
ID chillpill ─ Collectable

Coin Bomb ─ 6
ID coinbomb ─ Tool

Common Fish ─ 2
ID fish ─ Sellable

Cookie ─ 6
ID cookie ─ Sellable

Duct Tape ─ 3
ID ducttape ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 3

[pale canyon]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Aʟᴘʜᴀ_sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ.47's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 7,117,816
Bank: ⏣ 34,159,447 / 34,159,447 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 48,154,263

😏 · Jun 4, 2022, 9:52 AM

[ashen marsh]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MO🌜N_Knight ⚔'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 9,574,393 / 19,197,371 (49.9%)
Net: ⏣ 15,629,893

😏 · Jun 4, 2022, 9:52 AM

[cursive lotus]

Hi siitoi

[cursive lotus]

Gc cme

[pale canyon]

Giving 1m for free

Dm me

[serene shard]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[serene shard]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You've already claimed your daily today

Your next daily is ready in:
11 hours, 50 minutes and 28 seconds

Daily Resets at 00:00 UTC

[shut cedar]

pls use bbe

[neat mica]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[neat mica]

Your wishlist was consumed, hope you found a good target!
You have 108x Robbers Wishlist left.

[shut cedar]

pls ui MPG • NOBRU ☄#6969 @fiery hill

[neat mica]

MPG • NOBRU ☄#6969 - 923125125379936287

Created at

Wed Dec 22 2021

Joined Server

<t:1640421511:R>

Commands run

402

Avatar URL

Click Here

Nickname

No Nickname here

[shut cedar]

pls ui CrazyBoy37#4150 @grave path

[neat mica]

CrazyBoy37#4150 - 836119192208932914

Created at

Mon Apr 26 2021

Joined Server

<t:1645020676:R>

Commands run

1536

Avatar URL

Click Here

Nickname

No Nickname here

[ashen marsh]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[indigo basalt]

Pls monthly

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

[neat mica]

Your account is too new to redeem monthly!

[cursive lotus]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

MBG • CHITTI's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
5 hours, 7 minutes and 13 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[cursive lotus]

Pls dep Max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 100,240

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 137,257

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 956,321

[cursive lotus]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG • CHITTI's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 219,629. You now have ⏣ 356,886.
You won 27% of the games.

MBG • CHITTI (Player)

Cards - ♥ 6 ♣ A
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 5 ♥ 7 ♦ 4 ♣ K
Total - 26

[cursive lotus]

Pls Bal

[neat mica]

MBG • CHITTI's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 356,886
Bank: ⏣ 956,321 / 956,321 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 1,486,207

😏 · Jun 4, 2022, 6:53 PM

[cursive lotus]

Pls buy bank note

[neat mica]

Action Confirmed

Are you sure you want to buy 1 Bank Note for ⏣ 325,000?

[neat mica]

Successful Bank Note purchase

@clever solar bought 1x Bank Note and paid ⏣ 325,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[cursive lotus]

Pls use bank note

[neat mica]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 93,295

Total Bank Space

⏣ 1,049,616

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 1,044,336 (99.5%)

[cursive lotus]

Pls dep Max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 31,886

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 988,207

[cursive lotus]

Pls with 100000

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 100,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 100,000

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 888,207

[cursive lotus]

Pls CF all

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG • CHITTI's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (18) than the dealer (20)
You lost ⏣ 100,000. You now have 0.
You lost 70% of the games.

MBG • CHITTI (Player)

Cards - ♠ 4 ♦ A ♦ 3
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ Q ♥ K
Total - 20

[serene shard]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[serene shard]

Pls use banknotes

[neat mica]

You have 4 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[serene shard]

1

[neat mica]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 78,690

Total Bank Space

⏣ 5,786,208

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 5,781,048 (99.9%)

[serene shard]

Pls use bank note

[neat mica]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 96,661

Total Bank Space

⏣ 5,882,869

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 5,877,709 (99.9%)

[serene shard]

Pls use banknote

[neat mica]

You have 2 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[serene shard]

2

[neat mica]

Used

2x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 86,406

Total Bank Space

⏣ 5,969,275

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 5,964,115 (99.9%)

[serene shard]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

ʀᴇᴊᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇ😟's Daily Coins

⏣ 29,500 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
23 hours, 4 minutes and 23 seconds

Streak: 12 days (+⏣ 4,500)

[serene shard]

pls bal

[neat mica]

ʀᴇᴊᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇ😟's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 54,500
Bank: ⏣ 4,619,516 / 5,969,755 (77.4%)
Net: ⏣ 9,414,016

😏 · Jun 5, 2022, 12:55 AM

[serene shard]

pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 54,500

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 4,674,016

[tranquil scaffold]

Pls with all

[neat mica]

Withdraw Command

This command allows you to withdraw money from the bank into your pocket! Check your balance with pls balance.

@tranquil scaffold you have nothing to withdraw! Did you expect more money in your bank?

[tranquil scaffold]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Balance Command

This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)

MBG • H Λ C K E R's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 0
Net: ⏣ 420,500

😏 · Jun 5, 2022, 5:16 AM

[tranquil scaffold]

Pls sell all

[neat mica]

Sell Command

Use this command to sell some of your items back to the bot. Different item types have different sale values. You can see what something could sell for with pls shop <item name>.

you don't own this item lol

[tranquil scaffold]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

Blackjack Command

A fan favorite gambling command, play blackjack against the dealer to win some money!
If you are new to blackjack, you should learn how to play first! Our game is not a standard game, as we're missing some key components such as doubling down and splitting, but we've made it as simple as possible to learn!

[neat mica]

You can't bet less than 1,500 coins, sorry not sorry

[unique coyote]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@unique coyote Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,609 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[unique coyote]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

- A B H I ²⁵²'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 572,781
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 9,200 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 771,281

😏 · Jun 5, 2022, 6:15 AM

[unique coyote]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

Dig Command

This command is used to grind for random items.
You have chance to dig DEEP into the dirt and find some really cool stuff! Sometimes you will encounter a mini-game that could have negative effects if lost, but great rewards if won!

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm !

[unique coyote]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit !

[unique coyote]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Fish Command

This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a fishing pole from the shop with the buy command, then you can go fishing! There is also a chance to lose your fishing pole if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger fish!

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage !

[grand pivot]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

MBG GANGSTER⚡'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,000,000 / 1,122,106 (89.1%)
Net: ⏣ 2,985,000

😏 · Jun 5, 2022, 6:15 AM

[unique coyote]

Pls rob @neat mica

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You've already claimed your daily today

Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 43 minutes and 4 seconds

Daily Resets at 00:00 UTC

[peak patio]

Can anyone tell me what is the use of Ban Hammer in Dank

Can anyone tell me what is the use of Ban Hammer in Dank

[tranquil scaffold]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

You can't bet less than 1,500 coins, sorry not sorry

[tranquil scaffold]

Pls bj 1500

[neat mica]

You only have 500 coins, dont try and lie to me hoe.

[tranquil scaffold]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG • H Λ C K E R's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 0
Net: ⏣ 420,500

😏 · Jun 5, 2022, 8:56 AM

[minor pollen]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

Tip: Did you know there is a lottery system? Try out pls lottery!

R!VA!!✨'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 55,166
Bank: ⏣ 2,934,266 / 2,934,866 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 9,159,392

😏 · Jun 5, 2022, 9:08 AM

[minor pollen]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 15,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Twitch Streamer

[minor pollen]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

R!VA!!✨'s Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
14 hours, 51 minutes and 11 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[minor pollen]

Pls profile

[neat mica]

R!VA!!✨'s profile

Title: Total Memer
Badges:

Level

22

Experience

2,267/2,300

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 95,166
Bank: ⏣ 2,934,266
Net: ⏣ 9,199,392
Coin Multi: 74%
Gamble Multi: 15%

Inventory

46 items (379 total) worth ⏣ 6,169,960

Misc

1 cheese eaten (15.52% xp multi)
2,663,066 bank note space
5 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
2,325 commands issued
1% tax
Works as a Twitch Streamer

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[minor pollen]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

R!VA!!✨'s inventory

Adventure Ticket ─ 2
ID adventureticket ─ Tool

Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Ant ─ 1
ID ant ─ Sellable

Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up

Blue Phallic Object ─ 7
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Boar ─ 1
ID boar ─ Sellable

Box of Sand ─ 52
ID sand ─ Tool

Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Power-up

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 6

[minor pollen]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

[minor pollen]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[minor pollen]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

Take a chill pill

You'll be able to use this command again in 28 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[ashen marsh]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,750 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
14 hours, 26 minutes and 1 second

Streak: 2 days (+⏣ 750)

[ashen marsh]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[ashen marsh]

Pls use bank

[neat mica]

You have 12 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[ashen marsh]

12

[neat mica]

Used

12x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 855,820

Total Bank Space

⏣ 20,053,191

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 20,002,671 (99.7%)

[ashen marsh]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A's Loot Haul!

⏣ 68,195
x1 - Chill Pill

XP boost expires <t:1654422308:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[ashen marsh]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A's Loot Haul!

⏣ 52,470
x4 - Bank Note

XP boost expires <t:1654422908:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[ashen marsh]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

Tip: Be on the lookout for rare events that can take place while using commands!

[ashen marsh]

Pls use 4banknotes

[neat mica]

You have 4 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[ashen marsh]

5

Yes

[neat mica]

Used

4x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 223,882

Total Bank Space

⏣ 20,277,073

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 20,226,553 (99.8%)

[ashen marsh]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A's inventory

Skunk ─ 12
ID skunk ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 3 of 3

[ashen marsh]

Pls adv

[neat mica]

You discovered a giant moon looking thing with a green lazer blowing up a planet! Oh well, not your problem.

- Nothing interesting happened

🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾

[ashen marsh]

Pls h

[karmic lichen]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@karmic lichen You need to wait 16m and 1s until you can work again!

[soft zodiac]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You've already claimed your daily today

Your next daily is ready in:
11 hours, 13 minutes and 8 seconds

Daily Resets at 00:00 UTC

[soft zodiac]

Pls buy fake id

[neat mica]

Successful Fake ID purchase

@soft zodiac bought 1x Fake ID and paid ⏣ 10,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[soft zodiac]

Pls use fake id

[neat mica]

You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls monthly

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

[neat mica]

Slow it down bud

I'm not made of money dude, wait 3d, 17h and 12m
The default cooldown is 1mo.

[undone bobcat]

pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Did you know there is a lottery system? Try out pls lottery!

Ace ツ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 13,309,435 / 113,605,605 (11.7%)
Net: ⏣ 1,585,681,835

😏 · Jun 5, 2022, 7:33 PM

[undone bobcat]

pls with 1e4

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 10,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 10,000

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 13,299,435

[undone bobcat]

pls give 5e3 @indigo briar

[neat mica]

Please use 'trade' command instead

Trade command now supports sharing!
pls trade <coins> @user

[undone bobcat]

pls trade 5e3 @indigo briar

[neat mica]

Hey you're in passive mode. If you wanna trade stuff, turn that off!

[undone bobcat]

ah nvm

pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 10,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 13,309,435

[serene shard]

PLs daily

[neat mica]

@serene shard You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

ʀᴇᴊᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇ😟's Daily Coins

⏣ 29,875 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
20 hours, 16 minutes and 1 second

Streak: 13 days (+⏣ 4,875)

[serene shard]

pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[serene shard]

Pls use banknote

[neat mica]

You have 4 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[serene shard]

1

[neat mica]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 13,262

Total Bank Space

⏣ 5,983,377

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 5,977,377 (99.9%)

[serene shard]

Pls use banknote

[neat mica]

You have 3 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[serene shard]

3

[neat mica]

Used

3x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 133,598

Total Bank Space

⏣ 6,116,975

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 6,110,975 (99.9%)

[serene shard]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 54,875

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 4,728,891

[serene shard]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@serene shard You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

ʀᴇᴊᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇ😟's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 4,728,891 / 6,116,975 (77.3%)
Net: ⏣ 9,618,891

😏 · Jun 6, 2022, 3:45 AM

[cursive lotus]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • CHITTI's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 888,207 / 1,049,616 (84.6%)
Net: ⏣ 1,061,207

😏 · Jun 6, 2022, 5:51 AM

[ashen marsh]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • V A R M A's Daily Coins

⏣ 26,125 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 49 minutes and 31 seconds

Streak: 3 days (+⏣ 1,125)

[ashen marsh]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[ashen marsh]

Pls use bank

[neat mica]

You have 8 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[ashen marsh]

8

[neat mica]

Used

8x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 516,260

Total Bank Space

⏣ 20,793,573

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 20,742,813 (99.8%)

[ashen marsh]

Pls use bank notes

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

This event has expired.

TRIVIA NIGHT

Let's see who's the smartest person here!

Jun 6, 2022, 6:12 AM

Botanically speaking, which of these fruits is NOT a berry?
You have 10 seconds to answer

Difficulty

Hard

Category

Science & Nature

Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs

[ashen marsh]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A's Loot Haul!

⏣ 63,248
x1 - Robbers Wishlist

XP boost expires <t:1654496546:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[ashen marsh]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A's Loot Haul!

⏣ 78,629
x1 - Shredded Cheese

XP boost expires <t:1654497146:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[ashen marsh]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 223,002

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 9,789,895

[ashen marsh]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • V A R M A's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 9,789,895 / 20,793,573 (47.1%)
Net: ⏣ 15,990,395

😏 · Jun 6, 2022, 6:12 AM

[hoary obsidian]

pls daily

[neat mica]

@hoary obsidian You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

HARSHITH KUMAR's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 21 minutes and 51 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[hoary obsidian]

pls alert

[neat mica]

Alert From The Developers

Check “pls drops”, we are dropping lots of old drops again as previously promised!

You are #40,480 to view this alert!

[hoary obsidian]

pls drops

[neat mica]

Upcoming Drops:

Fart In A Bottle
Drops: <t:1654747200:f> (Patrons Only)
Drops: <t:1654837200:f>

Pepe Ribbon
Drops: <t:1655049600:f>
Drops: <t:1655838000:f>

Pepe Sus
Drops: <t:1655319600:f>
Drops: <t:1655899200:f>

and 3 more...

[hoary obsidian]

pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[hoary obsidian]

pls use bank

[neat mica]

You have 8 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[hoary obsidian]

8

[neat mica]

Used

8x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 409,407

Total Bank Space

⏣ 3,753,645

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 3,704,685 (98.7%)

[hoary obsidian]

pls work

[neat mica]

You were fired from your position as a Robber.
You did not meet the minimum amount of required hours, and your boss decided to fire you.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 6 hours before you can find another job.

[hoary obsidian]

pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

YouTuber
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 16,000 per hour

Professional Hunter
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 17,000 per hour

Professional Fisherman
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 18,000 per hour

Bartender
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 19,000 per hour

Robber
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 20,000 per hour

Page 2 of 6

[hoary obsidian]

pls beg

[neat mica]

Jennifer Lopez

"ur too stanky"

Imagine begging LMAO

[hoary obsidian]

pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Deer !

[hoary obsidian]

pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[hoary obsidian]

pls inv

[neat mica]

HARSHITH KUMAR's inventory

Corncob ─ 1
ID corncob ─ Sellable

Daily Box ─ 29
ID daily ─ Loot Box

Deer ─ 1
ID deer ─ Sellable

Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Grind Pack ─ 1
ID grindpack ─ Item Pack

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Junk ─ 2
ID junk ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 2 of 4

[hoary obsidian]

pls sell junk 2

[neat mica]

Successful Junk sale

You successfully sold 2x Junks for ⏣ 1,300

Multi Bonus: +225% (⏣ 900)

[hoary obsidian]

pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 76,300

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 3,307,238

[hoary obsidian]

pls use daily

[neat mica]

HARSHITH KUMAR's Loot Haul!

⏣ 68,003
x1 - Box of Sand

XP boost expires <t:1654498376:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[hoary obsidian]

pls use daily

[neat mica]

HARSHITH KUMAR's Loot Haul!

⏣ 98,784
x1 - Rare Pepe

XP boost expires <t:1654498976:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[hoary obsidian]

pls bal

[neat mica]

HARSHITH KUMAR's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 166,787
Bank: ⏣ 3,307,238 / 3,753,885 (88.1%)
Net: ⏣ 13,240,025

😏 · Jun 6, 2022, 6:43 AM

[hoary obsidian]

pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 166,787

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 3,474,025

[gleaming zephyr]

Pls work

[neat mica]

You never fail to amaze me @gleaming zephyr. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 928! 10000 + ⏣ 928 an hour

Tip: Some users use abbreviations for item names. A few common examples are tidepod -> pod, pepe trophy -> pepet, and bank note -> kno. There's a ton more too!

@gleaming zephyr You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[gleaming zephyr]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@gleaming zephyr You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG MAGGI†ᴺᴴ's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,375 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
15 hours, 25 minutes and 4 seconds

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 375)

[gleaming zephyr]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG MAGGI†ᴺᴴ's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (14) than the dealer (17)
You lost ⏣ 25,375. You now have 0.
You lost 75% of the games.

MBG MAGGI†ᴺᴴ (Player)

Cards - ♠ 7 ♠ 5 ♠ 2
Total - 14

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ A ♥ 6
Total - 17

[proven zinc]

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Work Command

This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

Page 1 of 6

[proven zinc]

Pls work house wife

[neat mica]

@proven zinc Congratulations, you are now working as a House Wife!
You're required to work at least 1 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 12,000 per hour.

@proven zinc You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[proven zinc]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@proven zinc What color was next to the word companion?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[proven zinc]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Balance Command

This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)

@proven zinc You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

abcedfghijklmnopqr_tuvxyz's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 17,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,360 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 317,000

😏 · Jun 6, 2022, 10:30 AM

[proven zinc]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposit Command

Deposit is used to move money from your pocket to your bank account. You can check your balance with the balance command. You cannot deposit more than your max bank space.

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 5,360

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 11,640

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 5,360

[proven zinc]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[proven zinc]

Pls use daily all

[neat mica]

Using Items

Using items is a key part of playing with Dank Memer.

This command is how you use things that are able to be used within the bot. As an example: pls use banknote 5 will open 5 bank notes. pls use god will open a single god box.
Obviously, you have to OWN an item to use it, and not ALL items are usable.
Some items are turned into "active" items upon use, which you can see in your profile view called "active items". These last for a certain amount of time and expire, and an example would be an apple. Others are "consumed" upon use instantly, and an example would be a banknote.

abcedfghijklmnopqr_tuvxyz's Loot Haul!

⏣ 79,202
x3 - Coin Bomb

XP boost expires <t:1654512622:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[proven zinc]

ok

Pls use daily

[neat mica]

abcedfghijklmnopqr_tuvxyz's Loot Haul!

⏣ 23,719
x1 - Rare Pepe

XP boost expires <t:1654513222:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[proven zinc]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

Inventory Command

This command is used to show you what items you own!
It also shows the item type, which is important information to tell you what you can do with it.

Sellable - This is for selling to the shop with pls sell.
Collectable - This is to collect and flex on your friends!
Tool - This is either usable with pls use or used to unlock a command such as a fishing pole for pls fish.
Powerup - This is generally used to give you some sort of advantage while grinding!
Tradeable - This type of item is used to trade into the bot for other items!
Loot box - This is a lootbox to open and get a chance at some sweet rewards!
Item Pack - This is an item type only for newer players to get a head start in the game!

abcedfghijklmnopqr_tuvxyz's inventory

Bank Note ─ 8
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Coin Bomb ─ 3
ID coinbomb ─ Tool

New Player Pack ─ 1
ID newplayerpack ─ Item Pack

Rare Pepe ─ 1
ID pepe ─ Collectable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 1

[proven zinc]

pls sell banknot 5

[neat mica]

Sell Command

Use this command to sell some of your items back to the bot. Different item types have different sale values. You can see what something could sell for with pls shop <item name>.

@proven zinc You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Bank Note sale

You successfully sold 5x Bank Notes for ⏣ 270,835

Thank you for your meme business

[proven zinc]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Command

This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)

Shop Items

Alcohol (0) — ⏣ 12,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.

Shovel (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!

Fishing Pole (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!

Hunting Rifle (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!

Coin Bomb (3) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up

Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 50,000
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!

Life Saver (0) — ⏣ 50,000
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!

Robbers Wishlist (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 2 of 4

[proven zinc]

Pls buy fishing pole

[neat mica]

Buy Command

This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable.

[neat mica]

Successful Fishing Pole purchase

@proven zinc bought 1x Fishing Pole and paid ⏣ 25,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[proven zinc]

Pls buy shovel

[neat mica]

Successful Shovel purchase

@proven zinc bought 1x Shovel and paid ⏣ 25,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[proven zinc]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

Dig Command

This command is used to grind for random items.
You have chance to dig DEEP into the dirt and find some really cool stuff! Sometimes you will encounter a mini-game that could have negative effects if lost, but great rewards if won!

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm !

[proven zinc]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@proven zinc You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

abcedfghijklmnopqr_tuvxyz's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 385,396
Bank: ⏣ 5,360 / 5,720 (93.7%)
Net: ⏣ 1,863,256

😏 · Jun 6, 2022, 10:42 AM

[proven zinc]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Fish Command

This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a fishing pole from the shop with the buy command, then you can go fishing! There is also a chance to lose your fishing pole if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger fish!

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage !

[proven zinc]

Pls pet shop

[neat mica]

Pet Command

This command allows you to buy and take care of your very own virtual pet!
Take care of it regularly to prevent it from running away!

You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.

[proven zinc]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@proven zinc You need to wait 47m and 45s until you can work again!

@proven zinc You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[proven zinc]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Beg Command

This command is used to gain a small amount of coins with no risk!
Begging can get you coins, items, both, or neither!

[neat mica]

Joe Exotic

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 2,794 and a Fresh Bread"

Multi Bonus: +255% (⏣ 2,007)

[proven zinc]

Pls search

[neat mica]

Search Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a place from the list to search in, and you have a chance to win coins and some fun items! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die! Rewards are specific to the location, so some have different risks/rewards!

[neat mica]

abcedfghijklmnopqr_tuvxyz searched the dresser

You found ⏣ 1,946, good thing the panty fairy visited!
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Apple!

Multi Bonus: +255% (⏣ 1,398)

[proven zinc]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Take a chill pill

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 16 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[proven zinc]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object !

[proven zinc]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm !

[proven zinc]

Pls search

[neat mica]

abcedfghijklmnopqr_tuvxyz searched the kitchen

You found ⏣ 3,607 on the counter top, nobody knows who it belongs to, so now it's yours! you can buy a snack now!

Multi Bonus: +255% (⏣ 2,591)

[proven zinc]

Pls search

[neat mica]

Take a chill pill

You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 8 seconds
The default cooldown is 25s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[proven zinc]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Keemstar

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,381"

Multi Bonus: +255% (⏣ 992)

[proven zinc]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

Hold your horses...

This command can be used again in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[proven zinc]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite

[proven zinc]

Pls search

[neat mica]

abcedfghijklmnopqr_tuvxyz searched the bank

You found ⏣ 1,183, DID YOU JUST ROB THAT BANK WTF

Multi Bonus: +255% (⏣ 850)

[proven zinc]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@proven zinc You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

abcedfghijklmnopqr_tuvxyz's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 396,307
Bank: ⏣ 5,360 / 7,880 (68.0%)
Net: ⏣ 1,906,667

😏 · Jun 6, 2022, 10:44 AM

[proven zinc]

Pls pet shop

[neat mica]

abcedfghijklmnopqr_tuvxyz's Panda Bear :Panda:

Hunger

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
23h and 59m until empty

Hygiene

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Fun

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
23h and 59m until empty

Energy

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
5h and 59m until empty

Love

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)

Experience

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (99 / 100)
Level 0

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[neat mica]

Awww! You bought a cute little Panda Bear!
What name do you want to give to your panda bear? Enter a name in chat now!

You didn't give a valid response, so your panda bear currently has no name. You can rename them at any time!

[proven zinc]

Pls pet

[neat mica]

abcedfghijklmnopqr_tuvxyz's Panda Bear :Panda:

Hunger

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
23h and 59m until empty

Hygiene

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Fun

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
23h and 59m until empty

Energy

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
5h and 58m until empty

Love

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)

Experience

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (99 / 100)
Level 0

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[neat mica]

What name do you want to give to your panda bear? Enter a name in chat now!

You didn't give a valid response, try better next time!

[proven zinc]

Snikki

Pls pet

[neat mica]

abcedfghijklmnopqr_tuvxyz's Panda Bear <:Panda:893258971077545984>

Hunger

(100%)
23h and 58m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Fun

(100%)
23h and 58m until empty

Energy

(100%)
5h and 58m until empty

Love

(100%)

Experience

(99 / 100)
Level 0

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[neat mica]

What name do you want to give to your panda bear? Enter a name in chat now!

[proven zinc]

Snikki

[neat mica]

what are you doing mate why do you have such a LONG name for your pet?? keep it 32 characters or under please
You didn't give a valid response, try better next time!

[proven zinc]

[neon shoal]

Pls rob @molten briar

Pls rob @narrow ginkgo

[molten briar]

😂

[wraith hinge]

Pls top

[neat mica]

Net Worth Leaderboard

🔹 4,074,995 - MBG • JERRY#3385
🔹 2,985,000 - MBG GANGSTER⚡#2155
🔹 2,441,631 - KRITI#4710
🔹 2,255,983 - MBG • SANDY#1762

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[narrow ginkgo]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

deposit coins much? you have none lol

[neon shoal]

Pls rob @simple burrow

Pls top

[neat mica]

Top Command

This command is used to see the top people in various categories.

It is possible someone will not show up until they gain some coins, so to force someone to show up on the leaderboard (if they qualify) you can share some coins with them.

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls cash

[neat mica]

Tip: Run 'pls top [badge]' to add a badge to your username

Net Worth Leaderboard

🥇 151,852,440 - Prasad#2516
🥈 98,984,894 - MBG • TEJU ❤#5175
🥉 30,414,660 - Kurasama.eyx#4082
🔹 28,172,835 - ☆ Ƥrสgnส ☆#1522
🔹 21,994,426 - Mr.Rand#1034

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[simple burrow]

Na meda padaru entra Aya

[neon shoal]

Pls rob @tired solar

Pls top

[neat mica]

Net Worth Leaderboard

🔹 4,074,995 - MBG • JERRY#3385
🔹 2,985,000 - MBG GANGSTER⚡#2155
🔹 2,441,631 - KRITI#4710
🔹 2,255,983 - MBG • SANDY#1762

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[neon shoal]

Pls rob @desert scroll

Pls rob @pure phoenix

Disable chesara rob ne

[brittle cobalt]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@brittle cobalt You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG NAVADEEP's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
12 hours, 44 minutes and 5 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Stealing while employed can very well get you fired, crime beware!

@brittle cobalt You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 4,747,119
Bank: ⏣ 485,236 / 485,956 (99.9%)
Net: ⏣ 7,006,855

😏 · Jun 6, 2022, 11:18 AM

[serene shard]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[serene shard]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@serene shard You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

ʀᴇᴊᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇ😟's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 4,728,891 / 6,116,975 (77.3%)
Net: ⏣ 9,618,891

😏 · Jun 6, 2022, 11:21 AM

[serene shard]

pls monthly

[neat mica]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

I'm not made of money dude, wait 18d, 20h and 59m
The default cooldown is 1mo.

[small grove]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Tip: Feeling lucky?? Try pls lottery!

@small grove You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-MANU †ᴮᴸ's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,750 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
12 hours, 33 minutes and 45 seconds

Streak: 2 days (+⏣ 750)

[gleaming zephyr]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,928 for an hour of work.

You found an item!

You found a Ban Hammer

Working as a Discord Mod

[gleaming zephyr]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG MAGGI†ᴺᴴ's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (15) than the dealer (19)
You lost ⏣ 10,928. You now have 0.
You lost 78% of the games.

MBG MAGGI†ᴺᴴ (Player)

Cards - ♥ 3 ♥ 6 ♠ 6
Total - 15

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 2 ♠ 7 ♦ J
Total - 19

[neon shoal]

Pls shop apple

[neat mica]

**Apple** (0 owned)

Eating this once a day makes it so you do not lose any inventory items or active items if you die. The lifesaver takes priority over this effect. (Lasts 24 hours)

BUY - ⏣ 7,500
SELL - ⏣ 1,250
TRADE - ⏣ 5,000 (196,862 traded today)

Rarity

Uncommon

Type

Power-up

ID

apple

Part Of

- 'Human Powerup' Bundle

[neon shoal]

Buy

Pls buy apple

[neat mica]

Successful Apple purchase

@neon shoal bought 1x Apple and paid ⏣ 7,500

Thanks for your purchase!

[neon shoal]

Pls use apple

[neat mica]

You've eaten an apple! For the next 48 hours if you die, you won't lose any items. You will however, still lose coins.
You have 0x Apple left.

[neon shoal]

Pls life

Pls shop life

[neat mica]

**Life Saver** (0 owned)

Having one in your inventory prevents death and uses one when you almost die. This is used BEFORE the apple's effects.

BUY - ⏣ 50,000
SELL - ⏣ 8,334
TRADE - ⏣ 39,000 (322,683 traded today)

Rarity

Uncommon

Type

Power-up

ID

lifesaver

Part Of

- 'Human Powerup' Bundle

[neon shoal]

Pls buy life

[neat mica]

Successful Life Saver purchase

@neon shoal bought 1x Life Saver and paid ⏣ 50,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[neon shoal]

Pls buy life

[neat mica]

Successful Life Saver purchase

@neon shoal bought 1x Life Saver and paid ⏣ 50,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[cursive lotus]

Pls lottery

[neat mica]

Lottery Command

This command is the entry point into the hourly lottery.
You buy lottery tickets and get entered to win the entire pool for that hour. There is one winner an hour and you will get a DM if you win.

[neat mica]

You need ⏣ 10,000 for that, didn't you do the math? Go back to middle school bro

[cursive lotus]

Pls with 10000

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 10,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 10,000

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 878,207

[cursive lotus]

Pls lottery

[neat mica]

Action Confirmed

You tryna buy 1 lottery ticket for ⏣ 10,000? There's a winner every hour!

Tip: Bored? Try prestiging for some buffs and to start over!

@cursive lotus You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

You bought 1 lottery ticket

Winner drawn every hour!
To see who wins, visit this server

Last Lottery Win: ⏣ 3,220,582,000

There are currently a good amount of entries

[cursive lotus]

Pls with 100000

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 100,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 100,000

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 778,207

[cursive lotus]

Pls buy lottery ticket 10

[neat mica]

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

[cursive lotus]

Pls lottery

[neat mica]

Action Confirmed

You tryna buy 1 lottery ticket for ⏣ 10,000? There's a winner every hour!

@cursive lotus You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

You bought 1 lottery ticket

Winner drawn every hour!
To see who wins, visit this server

Last Lottery Win: ⏣ 3,046,281,000

There are currently very few entries

[cursive lotus]

Pls lottery

[neat mica]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

woah now, chill a bit 19 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[neon shoal]

Pls rob @indigo briar

[wraith hinge]

Pls use padlock

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

@wraith hinge You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[wraith hinge]

Pls buy padlock

[neat mica]

Successful Padlock purchase

@wraith hinge bought 1x Padlock and paid ⏣ 5,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[wraith hinge]

Pls use padlock

[neat mica]

Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use. This item will expire after a month if no one breaks it by then.
You have 0x Padlock left.

[sonic bison]

Pls help

[neat mica]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

showcase
Create your own showcase of items to flex with!
slots
Bet some coins on the slot machine!
snakeeyes
Bet on whether you'll get "snake eyes" or not.
steal
Try and steal from someone's pocket!
stream
A streamer simulator! The more involved you are the more coins you will receive!
taxcalc
Calculate tax on a number according to dank memer tax rates
title
Change title displayed on your profile.
top
The replacement to the rich leaderboard, this is used to see the top 25 users on various categories

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 6 of 7

[sonic bison]

Pls top

[neat mica]

Tip: Run 'pls top [badge]' to add a badge to your username

Net Worth Leaderboard

🥇 197,496,890 - DarkBlaze#5529
🥈 151,852,440 - Prasad#2516
🥉 127,313,044 - 5★ H Λ S H ! R ɱɬ◯ ᴱᴴ#7698
🔹 98,984,894 - MBG • TEJU ❤#5175
🔹 30,414,660 - Kurasama.eyx#4082

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[sonic bison]

Pls top cash

[neat mica]

This badge does not exist.

[sonic bison]

Pls top wallet

[neat mica]

This badge does not exist.

[sonic bison]

Pls help

[neat mica]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

showcase
Create your own showcase of items to flex with!
slots
Bet some coins on the slot machine!
snakeeyes
Bet on whether you'll get "snake eyes" or not.
steal
Try and steal from someone's pocket!
stream
A streamer simulator! The more involved you are the more coins you will receive!
taxcalc
Calculate tax on a number according to dank memer tax rates
title
Change title displayed on your profile.
top
The replacement to the rich leaderboard, this is used to see the top 25 users on various categories

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 6 of 7

[sonic bison]

Pls top

[neat mica]

Net Worth Leaderboard

🥇 197,496,890 - DarkBlaze#5529
🥈 151,852,440 - Prasad#2516
🥉 127,313,044 - 5★ H Λ S H ! R ɱɬ◯ ᴱᴴ#7698
🔹 98,984,894 - MBG • TEJU ❤#5175
🔹 30,414,660 - Kurasama.eyx#4082

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[sonic bison]

Pls bal 906856809623597067

[neat mica]

@sonic bison You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • TEJU ❤'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 33,298
Bank: ⏣ 105,736
Net: ⏣ 98,984,894

what a noob · Jun 6, 2022, 12:36 PM

[sonic bison]

Pls alert

[neat mica]

Alert From The Developers

Check “pls drops”, we are dropping lots of old drops again as previously promised!

You are #65,734 to view this alert!

[sonic bison]

Pls drops

[neat mica]

Item Drops

This command shows upcoming limited time/limited stock items coming to the shop. These are usually some of the more rare items in the entire bot. They are often expensive to buy as drops, but they also usually trade for more than it cost to buy them during drops if you wait them out for collectors wanting to get some!

Upcoming Drops:

Fart In A Bottle
Drops: <t:1654747200:f> (Patrons Only)
Drops: <t:1654837200:f>

Pepe Ribbon
Drops: <t:1655049600:f>
Drops: <t:1655838000:f>

Pepe Sus
Drops: <t:1655319600:f>
Drops: <t:1655899200:f>

and 3 more...

[sonic bison]

Pls bal - DarkBlaze#5529

[neat mica]

NiKhiL's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 45,000
Bank: ⏣ 389,007 / 389,247 (99.9%)
Net: ⏣ 940,007

😏 · Jun 6, 2022, 12:37 PM

[sonic bison]

Pls bal - Prasad#2516

[neat mica]

NiKhiL's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 45,000
Bank: ⏣ 389,007 / 389,247 (99.9%)
Net: ⏣ 940,007

😏 · Jun 6, 2022, 12:37 PM

[sonic bison]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

NiKhiL's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 45,000
Bank: ⏣ 389,007 / 389,247 (99.9%)
Net: ⏣ 940,007

😏 · Jun 6, 2022, 12:37 PM

[sonic bison]

Pls top

[neat mica]

Net Worth Leaderboard

🥇 197,496,890 - DarkBlaze#5529
🥈 151,852,440 - Prasad#2516
🥉 127,313,044 - 5★ H Λ S H ! R ɱɬ◯ ᴱᴴ#7698
🔹 98,984,894 - MBG • TEJU ❤#5175
🔹 30,414,660 - Kurasama.eyx#4082

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[sonic bison]

Pls top

[neat mica]

Net Worth Leaderboard

🥇 197,496,890 - DarkBlaze#5529
🥈 151,852,440 - Prasad#2516
🥉 127,313,044 - 5★ H Λ S H ! R ɱɬ◯ ᴱᴴ#7698
🔹 98,984,894 - MBG • TEJU ❤#5175
🔹 30,414,660 - Kurasama.eyx#4082

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[sonic bison]

Pls top - Kurasama.eyx#4082

[neat mica]

This badge does not exist.

[sonic bison]

Pls bal - Kurasama.eyx#4082

[neat mica]

NiKhiL's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 45,000
Bank: ⏣ 389,007 / 389,247 (99.9%)
Net: ⏣ 940,007

😏 · Jun 6, 2022, 12:39 PM

DarkBlaze's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,238,950
Net: ⏣ 197,496,890

what a noob · Jun 6, 2022, 12:40 PM

[sonic bison]

Pls bal 408785106942164992

[neat mica]

Tip: Don't wanna die and lose all your coins and your items? Buy a life saver!

NiKhiL's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 45,000
Bank: ⏣ 389,007 / 389,247 (99.9%)
Net: ⏣ 940,007

😏 · Jun 6, 2022, 12:42 PM

[sonic bison]

Pls bal @neat mica

[neat mica]

Dank Memer's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,000,000,000
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 113,673,180,240

what a noob · Jun 6, 2022, 12:43 PM

[sonic bison]

Pls rob max @neat mica

Pls rob @neat mica

Pls rob @sonic bison

[small grove]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 31,083

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,057,802

[fiery hill]

Pls top

[neat mica]

Tip: Run 'pls top [badge]' to add a badge to your username

Net Worth Leaderboard

🥇 1,036,846,852 - MPG • NOBRU ☄#6969
🥈 197,496,890 - DarkBlaze#5529
🥉 151,852,440 - Prasad#2516
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[wraith hinge]

Pls buy fake id

[neat mica]

your wallet is short on cash, go withdraw some BANK money to make this purchase

[wraith hinge]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@wraith hinge You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Koku's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 282,000 / 342,862 (82.2%)
Net: ⏣ 1,393,000

😏 · Jun 6, 2022, 2:21 PM

[ashen marsh]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You've already claimed your daily today

Your next daily is ready in:
9 hours, 31 minutes and 43 seconds

Daily Resets at 00:00 UTC

[ashen marsh]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[ashen marsh]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • V A R M A's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 9,789,895 / 20,793,573 (47.1%)
Net: ⏣ 15,990,395

😏 · Jun 6, 2022, 2:28 PM