🏝️〢dank-memer

[cursive lotus]

Pls tweet upma is tasty

[cursive lotus]

Pls hack @dapper epoch

[neat mica]

Finished hacking MBG • ANIRUDH

[dapper epoch]

pls monthly

[neat mica]

Take a breather...

I'm not made of money dude, wait 10d, 19h and 9m
The default cooldown is 1mo.

Canceling this transaction on behalf of Tωinkℓe 💜💫

[dapper epoch]

😂

[dapper epoch]

😂

[neat mica]

The totally real and dangerous hack is complete

@cursive lotus You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[dapper epoch]

na ip kaadu adi

[cursive lotus]

🙂

[agile tundra]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG👑DK's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 148,470
Bank: ⏣ 4,680 / 4,680 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 632,225

😏 · May 17, 2022, 10:48 AM

[agile tundra]

Pls trade @red fractal 30000

[neat mica]

Invalid Usage!

Syntax:
pls trade <your offer> [ , <someone's offer> ] <@user>

Offer Examples:
10 coins
⏣ 10

2 chill pill
2 x

250 5 apple 8 life saver
⏣ 250
5x Apple
8x Life Saver

Trade Examples:
pls trade 1 apple, 2 lifesaver 2 ant @user
Your apple for their 2 lifesavers and 2 ants

pls trade 100 @user
Your 100 coins for nothing (sharing)

pls trade 2 apple 4 chillpill @user
Your 2 apples and 4 chill pills for nothing (gifting)

[agile tundra]

Pls trade 20000 @red fractal

[neat mica]

The timeout for their confirmation is 5 minutes, you will not be able to run any commands while you're waiting on their response.

Action Confirmed

@agile tundra gives:
⏣ 20,000 (+ ⏣ 200 tax)

@red fractal gives:
nothing

Continue trade?

[neat mica]

@red fractal

Action Confirmed

@agile tundra gives:
⏣ 20,000 (+ ⏣ 200 tax)

@red fractal gives:
nothing

Continue trade?

[red fractal]

pls jail @hardy palm

[red fractal]

haa??

[agile tundra]

@red fractal trade kotu

[neat mica]

Successful Trade!

MBG👑DK

⏣ 20,000 (+ ⏣ 200 tax)

Tωinkℓe 💜💫

nothing

[agile tundra]

@red fractal

Pls q

[cursive lotus]

Pls tweet Chitti is cute

[cursive lotus]

Pls tweet Chitti is OP

[mighty elbow]

Pls trade 20000

[neat mica]

Trade Command

A command to trade with other users. This command ensures you will not be scammed when trading! You can check out our partner servers (pls partners) to see servers that have channels full of people looking to trade!

@mighty elbow You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Invalid Usage!

Syntax:
pls trade <your offer> [ , <someone's offer> ] <@user>

Offer Examples:
10 coins
⏣ 10

2 chill pill
2 x

250 5 apple 8 life saver
⏣ 250
5x Apple
8x Life Saver

Trade Examples:
pls trade 1 apple, 2 lifesaver 2 ant @user
Your apple for their 2 lifesavers and 2 ants

pls trade 100 @user
Your 100 coins for nothing (sharing)

pls trade 2 apple 4 chillpill @user
Your 2 apples and 4 chill pills for nothing (gifting)

[mighty elbow]

Pls jail

[mighty elbow]

Pls Punch

Pls use daily

[neat mica]

Using Items

Using items is a key part of playing with Dank Memer.

This command is how you use things that are able to be used within the bot. As an example: pls use banknote 5 will open 5 bank notes. pls use god will open a single god box.
Obviously, you have to OWN an item to use it, and not ALL items are usable.
Some items are turned into "active" items upon use, which you can see in your profile view called "active items". These last for a certain amount of time and expire, and an example would be an apple. Others are "consumed" upon use instantly, and an example would be a banknote.

MBG NAVEEN's Loot Haul!

⏣ 29,322
x3 - Fake ID

XP boost expires <t:1652792310:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[hardy palm]

Happy aa nuvvu

[remote nymph]

W vote

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[remote nymph]

Pls use banknote 4

[neat mica]

Used

4x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 141,579

Total Bank Space

⏣ 1,133,979

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 1,129,659 (99.6%)

[cursive lotus]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus What color was next to the word logs?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 14,258 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[cursive lotus]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 240

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 451,724

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 819,767

[lethal tartan]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@lethal tartan You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

𓆩Vᴿ𓆪-JACK.SALVATORE's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 4,500
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 0
Net: ⏣ 424,500

😏 · May 17, 2022, 5:12 PM

[lethal tartan]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD

[lethal tartan]

Full bank bud antey enti

[soft zodiac]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 960

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 155,175

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 9,920

[ashen marsh]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[ashen marsh]

Pls use bank

[neat mica]

You have 8 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[ashen marsh]

8

[neat mica]

Used

8x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 469,358

Total Bank Space

⏣ 9,118,286

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 9,092,126 (99.7%)

[ashen marsh]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 50,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 574,158

[ashen marsh]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A 💛's Loot Haul!

⏣ 93,865
x2 - Lucky Horseshoe

XP boost expires <t:1652817628:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[ashen marsh]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A 💛's Loot Haul!

⏣ 89,761
x2 - Coin Bomb

XP boost expires <t:1652818228:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[ashen marsh]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[ashen marsh]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 183,626

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 757,784

[ashen marsh]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • V A R M A 💛's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 757,784 / 9,118,286 (8.3%)
Net: ⏣ 5,212,284

😏 · May 17, 2022, 7:50 PM

[open rune]

Placrimw

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@open rune You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

- MPG • SUNNY ☄'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 24,282
Bank: ⏣ 477,788 / 478,268 (99.9%)
Net: ⏣ 10,748,070

😏 · May 18, 2022, 12:50 AM

[open rune]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 480

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 23,802

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 478,268

[open rune]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@open rune You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

- MPG • SUNNY ☄'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 23,802
Bank: ⏣ 478,268 / 478,268 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 10,748,070

😏 · May 18, 2022, 12:50 AM

[open rune]

Pls crimw

Pls crimw

Pls crime

[neat mica]

- MPG • SUNNY ☄ committed DRUG DISTRIBUTION

Police caught you and killed you immediately :( No more drugs!

imagine being so bad

[open rune]

Pls pm

[neat mica]

- MPG • SUNNY ☄'s meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 5,497 for your efforts, niceeee meme bro

[open rune]

Pls search

[neat mica]

- MPG • SUNNY ☄ searched the shoe

You found ⏣ 1,395, why was this in your shoe lmfao?

Multi Bonus: +219% (⏣ 958)

[open rune]

Pls crime

[neat mica]

- MPG • SUNNY ☄ committed MURDER

You murdered a random stranger in a dark alley. There was ⏣ 2,907 in his wallet! Was it worth it?

Multi Bonus: +219% (⏣ 1,996)

[open rune]

Pls pm

[neat mica]

Spam isn't cool fam

If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 10 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

[open rune]

Pls pm

[neat mica]

Too spicy, take a breather

If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

[open rune]

Pls pm

[neat mica]

- MPG • SUNNY ☄'s meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,310 for your funny efforts.

[open rune]

Pls crime

[neat mica]

Hold your horses...

You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 1 second
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[open rune]

Pls search

[neat mica]

- MPG • SUNNY ☄ searched the laundromat

You found ⏣ 198, now you can do some laundry!

Multi Bonus: +219% (⏣ 136)

[open rune]

Pls crime

[neat mica]

- MPG • SUNNY ☄ committed VANDALISM

You tried to write something on a wall, but ran out of spray. LOL

imagine being so bad

[open rune]

Pls pm

[neat mica]

Take a breather...

If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 10 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

[open rune]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@open rune You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

- MPG • SUNNY ☄'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 36,109
Bank: ⏣ 478,268 / 478,988 (99.8%)
Net: ⏣ 10,710,377

😏 · May 18, 2022, 12:52 AM

[open rune]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 720

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 35,389

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 478,988

[open rune]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@open rune You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

- MPG • SUNNY ☄'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 35,389
Bank: ⏣ 478,988 / 478,988 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 10,710,377

😏 · May 18, 2022, 12:52 AM

[open rune]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

@open rune You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[open rune]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

@open rune You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[open rune]

Pls monthly

[neat mica]

Spam isn't cool fam

I'm not made of money dude, wait 6d, 1h and 41m
The default cooldown is 1mo.

[open rune]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@open rune You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

- MPG • SUNNY ☄'s Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
23 hours, 6 minutes and 13 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[open rune]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD

[open rune]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@open rune You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

- MPG • SUNNY ☄'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 60,389
Bank: ⏣ 478,988 / 478,988 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 10,735,377

😏 · May 18, 2022, 12:53 AM

[open rune]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!

Alcohol (0) — ⏣ 12,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.

Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 50,000
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!

Life Saver (1) — ⏣ 50,000
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!

Shredded Cheese (0) — ⏣ 75,000
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!

Pizza Slice (0) — ⏣ 250,000
Eat this for a chunky xp multiplier!

Bank Note (4) — ⏣ 325,000
Use this to expand your bank space!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 1

[warm scroll]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

B N 2 💜🥀's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
22 hours, 37 minutes and 53 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[warm scroll]

Pls monthly

[neat mica]

Woah now, slow it down

I'm not made of money dude, wait 15d, 9h and 26m
The default cooldown is 1mo.

[cursive lotus]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

anant's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,750 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 20 minutes and 18 seconds

Streak: 2 days (+⏣ 750)

[soft zodiac]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

R I T H I K A 💗's Daily Coins

⏣ 26,125 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 3 minutes and 59 seconds

Streak: 3 days (+⏣ 1,125)

[cyan goblet]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@cyan goblet What color was next to the word apparition?

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 15,000 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Ghost

[remote nymph]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[remote nymph]

Pls use banknote 4

[neat mica]

Used

4x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 232,128

Total Bank Space

⏣ 1,366,107

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 1,361,787 (99.7%)

[remote nymph]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

MBG • ADHI's Daily Coins

⏣ 26,125 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
19 hours, 9 minutes and 48 seconds

Streak: 3 days (+⏣ 1,125)

[agile tundra]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

MBG•DK's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,375 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 51 minutes and 58 seconds

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 375)

[agile tundra]

Pls jail @cursive lotus

[agile tundra]

Jail lo

[cursive lotus]

[marsh nova]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@marsh nova You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG MOKSHA's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,375 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 20 minutes and 8 seconds

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 375)

[marsh nova]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@marsh nova What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,965 for an hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[cursive lotus]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

uma's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,750 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 57 minutes and 52 seconds

Streak: 2 days (+⏣ 750)

[ashen marsh]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[remote nymph]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[remote nymph]

Pls use banknote 4

[neat mica]

Used

4x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 179,019

Total Bank Space

⏣ 1,545,126

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 1,540,806 (99.7%)

[remote nymph]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

MBG • ADHI's inventory

Adventure Ticket ─ 9
ID adventureticket ─ Tool

Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Chill Pill ─ 2
ID chillpill ─ Collectable

Coin Bomb ─ 5
ID coinbomb ─ Tool

Daily Box ─ 5
ID daily ─ Loot Box

Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable

Fishing Pole ─ 3
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[remote nymph]

Pls use dailybox 5

[neat mica]

MBG • ADHI's Loot Haul!

⏣ 214,323
x1 - Duct Tape
x1 - Robbers Wishlist
x5 - Lucky Horseshoe
x6 - Rare Fish
x6 - Skunk

XP boost expires <t:1652861074:R>

5x Daily Box opened

[mighty pivot]

Pls monthly

[neat mica]

Hold your horses...

I'm not made of money dude, wait 8d and 1m
The default cooldown is 1mo.

[robust dock]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work Command

This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!

@robust dock You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

@robust dock You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[robust dock]

Pls alert

[neat mica]

Alert From The Developers

Our beta test for our rewrite is now open. Please read the following link for info on how to participate AND detailing what's done/not done.
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/rewrite-beta

If you own a server, read this on how to set up perms: https://discord.com/blog/slash-commands-permissions-discord-apps-bots

You are #569,744 to view this alert!

[jade monolith]

pls daily

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • TEJU ❤'s Daily Coins

⏣ 28,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
14 hours, 51 minutes and 18 seconds

Streak: 8 days (+⏣ 3,000)

[jade monolith]

pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,965 for an hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[jade monolith]

pls pet

[neat mica]

MBG • TEJU ❤'s Panda Bear <:Panda:893258971077545984>

Hunger

(93%)
22h and 18m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Fun

(38%)
9h and 7m until empty

Energy

(100%)
5h and 59m until empty

Love

(83%)

Experience

(88 / 100)
Level 42

Last Action

You paid ⏣ 533 to take your panda bear to the photo booth

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

@jade monolith Click the buttons in correct order!

[jade monolith]

emember words order!
panda
giant
bear
bamboo
china

pls pet

[neat mica]

MBG • TEJU ❤'s Panda Bear <:Panda:893258971077545984>

Hunger

(93%)
22h and 18m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Fun

(97%)
23h and 16m until empty

Energy

(100%)
5h and 59m until empty

Love

(97%)

Experience

(24 / 100)
Level 43

Last Action

You paid ⏣ 2,666 to take your panda bear to go on a massive shopping spree

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

@jade monolith What was the emoji?

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

@jade monolith your panda bear leveled up! 42 → 43

[neat mica]

What name do you want to give to your panda bear? Enter a name in chat now!

[jade monolith]

hehe

[neat mica]

what are you doing mate why do you have such a LONG name for your pet?? keep it 32 characters or under please
You didn't give a valid response, try better next time!

[jade monolith]

hehe

pls pet

[neat mica]

MBG • TEJU ❤'s Panda Bear <:Panda:893258971077545984>

Hunger

(93%)
22h and 16m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Fun

(97%)
23h and 14m until empty

Energy

(99%)
5h and 57m until empty

Love

(97%)

Experience

(24 / 100)
Level 43

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[jade monolith]

pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[jade monolith]

pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • TEJU ❤'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 79,360
Bank: ⏣ 1,143,739 / 8,684,683 (13.2%)
Net: ⏣ 85,232,517

😏 · May 18, 2022, 9:21 AM

[jade monolith]

pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 79,360

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 1,223,099

[jade monolith]

pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[jade monolith]

pls use daily

[neat mica]

MBG • TEJU ❤'s Loot Haul!

⏣ 99,589
x6 - Common Fish

XP boost expires <t:1652866385:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[jade monolith]

pls use daily

[neat mica]

MBG • TEJU ❤'s Loot Haul!

⏣ 34,279
x6 - Skunk

XP boost expires <t:1652866985:R>

1x Daily Box opened

@jade monolith Your panda found a Fake ID for you!

[neat mica]

BLACK HOLE SUCKED IN YOUR ITEM!

1x Fake ID was sucked in by a black hole in your inventory! This also entered you to win the daily black hole lottery!

[jade monolith]

pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 183,868

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 1,406,967

[jade monolith]

pls adv

[neat mica]

You found a blob-like planet. Is this where the elusive blob comes from? WAIT YOU COULD TOTALLY GRAB ONE FROM HERE!
Huh, anyway, time to leave.

- Nothing interesting happened

🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾

[jade monolith]

pls adv

[neat mica]

A friendly alien approached you slowly. What do you do?

🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾

[neat mica]

OH NO! He only pretended to be friendly!!!

- You lost your :padlock: Padlock

[jade monolith]

pls adv

[neat mica]

You met a strange alien that looked like one of Dank Memer's developers... weird

- Nothing interesting happened

🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾

[robust dock]

Pls adv

[neat mica]

Choose an Adventure

Name

Pepe goes to Space!

Description

What's hidden up there in the infinite universe?

Allowed Items

You need adventure ticket item to start the adventure!

[robust dock]

Pls use daily

[neat mica]

Using Items

Using items is a key part of playing with Dank Memer.

This command is how you use things that are able to be used within the bot. As an example: pls use banknote 5 will open 5 bank notes. pls use god will open a single god box.
Obviously, you have to OWN an item to use it, and not ALL items are usable.
Some items are turned into "active" items upon use, which you can see in your profile view called "active items". These last for a certain amount of time and expire, and an example would be an apple. Others are "consumed" upon use instantly, and an example would be a banknote.

You don't own this item??

Tip: Don't like texts from other users? pls settings texts false will help them go away!

[jade monolith]

pls adv

[neat mica]

On your way out of the solar system, you hit a tesla floating on the way to Mars

- Nothing interesting happened

🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾

[shut rampart]

pls daily

[neat mica]

- R A Y A P P A N 🥀's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
13 hours, 44 minutes and 1 second

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[shut rampart]

pls work

[neat mica]

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[shut rampart]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 1,320

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 115,236

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,880

[fathom hamlet]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Tip: Bored? Try prestiging for some buffs and to start over!

@fathom hamlet You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • COMRADE's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
12 hours, 38 minutes and 3 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[simple burrow]

pls work

[neat mica]

@simple burrow What color was next to the word undercover?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 20,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Robber

[simple burrow]

pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm !

[simple burrow]

pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage !

[simple burrow]

pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG • JERRY's blackjack game

You tied. You tied with the dealer.
Your wallet hasn't changed! You have ⏣ 20,000 still.

MBG • JERRY (Player)

Cards - ♥ 10 ♦ J
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 6 ♦ 4 ♣ J
Total - 20

[simple burrow]

pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG • JERRY's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 20,000. You now have 0.
You lost 54% of the games.

MBG • JERRY (Player)

Cards - ♥ 4 ♦ 6 ♥ 5 ♣ Q
Total - 25

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 3 ♣ J
Total - 13

[jade monolith]

pls adv

[neat mica]

You got abducted by a group of aliens, who are trying to probe you. What do you do?

🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾

[neat mica]

The aliens are grateful for you helping their science efforts, and reward you

- :CoinBomb: Coin Bomb gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 50,000

All rewards are given at the end of the adventure

[simple burrow]

pls adv

[neat mica]

Choose an Adventure

Name

Pepe goes to Space!

Description

What's hidden up there in the infinite universe?

Allowed Items

You need adventure ticket item to start the adventure!

[jade monolith]

pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith Click the buttons in correct order!

[jade monolith]

children
baby
childcare
bed
house

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,965 for an hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[jade monolith]

pls itemlb baby

[neat mica]

Baby rankings

🥇 25 - MBG • TEJU ❤#5175
🥈 21 - Dhanush~ⱽˢᴷ#4535
🥉 10 - yozeo#8402
🔹 7 - MBG •SATHWIK😈#4741
🔹 6 - MultiSenora#4909
🔹 4 - MBG MOKSHA#0001
🔹 3 - VŁG丶Meghaa†ᴺᴴ#2108
🔹 2 - - B H A V E S H#4389
🔹 2 - DarkBlaze#5529
🔹 1 - Vᴀɪʙʜᴀᴠ#2663

[jade monolith]

pls itemlb kno

[neat mica]

Bank Note rankings

🥇 1,404 - ✨SunYu❣#6091
🥈 569 - !'ʍ Furious#6969
🥉 462 - MAFIA GAMERZ YT ✓#5032
🔹 362 - NIXIONOP#7726
🔹 332 - ! 🌵 ||COMPLAN||#7374
🔹 260 - LUCKY#2722
🔹 243 - - N A N I ❥#5153
🔹 183 - Itachi🔥🔥#1856
🔹 132 - !! Guru...Ji>>>🥂#8211
🔹 131 - MBG • TEJU ❤#5175

[jade monolith]

pls use daily

[neat mica]

MBG • TEJU ❤'s Loot Haul!

⏣ 10,173
x3 - Hunting Rifle

XP boost expires <t:1652875201:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[jade monolith]

pls bal - N A N I ❥#5153

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

- N A N I ❥'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 60,000
Bank: ⏣ 1,368,260
Net: ⏣ 150,237,154

what a noob · May 18, 2022, 11:50 AM

[jade monolith]

pls inv - N A N I ❥#5153

[neat mica]

- N A N I ❥'s inventory

Seaweed ─ 9
ID seaweed ─ Sellable

Shop Coupon ─ 1
ID coupon ─ Power-up

Shovel ─ 2
ID shovel ─ Tool

Shredded Cheese ─ 84
ID cheese ─ Power-up

Skunk ─ 24
ID skunk ─ Sellable

Tidepod ─ 4
ID tidepod ─ Power-up

Used Diaper ─ 1
ID diaper ─ Tool

Worm ─ 1
ID worm ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 6 of 6

[jade monolith]

big ppl

[cursive lotus]

Pls Bal

[neat mica]

MBG • CHITTI's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 9,080 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 145,000

😏 · May 18, 2022, 12:16 PM

[merry magnet]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@merry magnet You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • MADHAV 🖤's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 11,409
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 311,409

😏 · May 18, 2022, 12:27 PM

[jade monolith]

Pls adv

[neat mica]

You ran out of fuel! What next?

⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾

[neat mica]

You found a planet that is literally pure fuel. NICE!

- + ⏣ 50,000

All rewards are given at the end of the adventure

[jade monolith]

[cursive lotus]

Pls buy afv

[neat mica]

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

[cursive lotus]

pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

Mouse (0) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!

Keyboard (0) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!

Adventure Ticket (0) — ⏣ 200,000
A ticket to start an adventure!

Pizza Slice (1) — ⏣ 250,000
Eat this for a chunky xp multiplier!

Bank Note (0) — ⏣ 325,000
Use this to expand your bank space!

Engagement Ring (0) — ⏣ 350,000
Propose to someone!

Pepe Coin (2) — ⏣ 500,000
A pretty rare coin, probably only fairly rich people have this!

Duct Tape (1) — ⏣ 900,000
Use this tape to craft certain items with the craft command!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 3 of 4

[remote nymph]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[remote nymph]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[remote nymph]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

MBG • ADHI's inventory

Adventure Ticket ─ 9
ID adventureticket ─ Tool

Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Chill Pill ─ 2
ID chillpill ─ Collectable

Coin Bomb ─ 5
ID coinbomb ─ Tool

Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable

Duct Tape ─ 1
ID ducttape ─ Tool

Fishing Pole ─ 3
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 3

[remote nymph]

Pls use adventure ticket

[neat mica]

You can't use this item :thinking:

[remote nymph]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

Pepe Coin (1) — ⏣ 500,000
A pretty rare coin, probably only fairly rich people have this!

Duct Tape (1) — ⏣ 900,000
Use this tape to craft certain items with the craft command!

Pepe Medal (0) — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 5% of players have!

Pepe Trophy (0) — ⏣ 50,000,000
A trophy to flex how rich you are! You are rich enough to afford this... right?

Pepe Crown (0) — ⏣ 250,000,000
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved crowns. At least until another expensive item comes along LOL.

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 4 of 4

[remote nymph]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG • ADHI's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 315,448
Bank: ⏣ 513,959 / 1,545,126 (33.3%)
Net: ⏣ 5,327,032

😏 · May 18, 2022, 3:18 PM

[remote nymph]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 315,448

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 829,407

[cursive lotus]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

TS RUOK YT's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 7,349
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 319,349

😏 · May 18, 2022, 5:14 PM

[ashen marsh]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Tip: Pets can be useful, by defending against robberies, or even finding you rare items!

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • V A R M A 💛's Daily Coins

⏣ 27,625 was placed in your wallet and a normie BOX!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
4 hours, 17 minutes and 55 seconds

Streak: 7 days (+⏣ 2,625)

[ashen marsh]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[ashen marsh]

Pls use bank

[neat mica]

You have 8 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[ashen marsh]

8

[neat mica]

Used

8x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 260,411

Total Bank Space

⏣ 9,379,297

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 9,352,537 (99.7%)

[ashen marsh]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 77,625

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 835,409

[ashen marsh]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A 💛's Loot Haul!

⏣ 55,768
x2 - Fresh Bread

XP boost expires <t:1652903584:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[ashen marsh]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A 💛's Loot Haul!

⏣ 76,074
x2 - Bank Note

XP boost expires <t:1652904184:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[ashen marsh]

Pls use bank

[neat mica]

You have 2 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[ashen marsh]

2

[neat mica]

Used

2x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 40,694

Total Bank Space

⏣ 9,419,991

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 9,393,231 (99.7%)

[ashen marsh]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[ashen marsh]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • V A R M A 💛's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 131,842
Bank: ⏣ 835,409 / 9,419,991 (8.9%)
Net: ⏣ 5,601,751

😏 · May 18, 2022, 7:43 PM

[ashen marsh]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 131,842

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 967,251

[ashen marsh]

pls bal @kindred void

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG KVK 👑's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 5,826,864
Net: ⏣ 16,186,639

what a noob · May 18, 2022, 7:44 PM

[remote nymph]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[remote nymph]

Pls use banknote 8

[neat mica]

Used

8x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 590,237

Total Bank Space

⏣ 2,135,363

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 2,131,043 (99.8%)

[remote nymph]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 50,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 879,407

[remote nymph]

Pls use dailybox 2

[neat mica]

MBG • ADHI's Loot Haul!

⏣ 136,355
x6 - Skunk
x6 - Rare Fish

XP boost expires <t:1652909005:R>

2x Daily Box opened

[remote nymph]

Pls dep al

[neat mica]

Your argument should be either a number and no more than what you have in your wallet (⏣ 136,355), or max

[remote nymph]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 136,355

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 1,015,762

[remote nymph]

Pls inb

Pls inv

[neat mica]

MBG • ADHI's inventory

Adventure Ticket ─ 9
ID adventureticket ─ Tool

Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Chill Pill ─ 2
ID chillpill ─ Collectable

Coin Bomb ─ 5
ID coinbomb ─ Tool

Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable

Duct Tape ─ 1
ID ducttape ─ Tool

Fishing Pole ─ 3
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 3

This badge does not exist.

Too spicy, take a breather

This command can be used again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 1s!

This badge does not exist.

[marsh nova]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work for Babysitter - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,965 for an hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[marsh nova]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Tip: You can hide from the item leaderboard or game leaderboard with the "Hide Public" setting!

@marsh nova You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG MOKSHA's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,750 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
23 hours, 50 minutes and 45 seconds

Streak: 2 days (+⏣ 750)

[remote nymph]

Pls alert

[neat mica]

Alert From The Developers

Our beta test for our rewrite is now open. Please read the following link for info on how to participate AND detailing what's done/not done.
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/rewrite-beta

If you own a server, read this on how to set up perms: https://discord.com/blog/slash-commands-permissions-discord-apps-bots

You have already seen this alert

[remote nymph]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG • ADHI's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,015,762 / 2,135,363 (47.6%)
Net: ⏣ 5,631,387

😏 · May 19, 2022, 12:30 AM

[remote nymph]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[mossy tartan]

Pls Bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Try to avoid getting fired from your job! If you do, you'll need to wait 6 hours before you can find another one

@mossy tartan You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

_ 🇯🇵 MBG.👑.PAVAN 🇮🇳 _'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 240,200
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 7,280 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 952,700

😏 · May 19, 2022, 2:54 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Feeling lucky?? Try pls lottery!

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • TEJU ❤'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 44,650
Bank: ⏣ 8,182,692 / 8,685,883 (94.2%)
Net: ⏣ 99,275,192

😏 · May 19, 2022, 4:01 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls adv

[neat mica]

This planet seems to be giving off radioactive chemicals. What do you do?

⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾

[neat mica]

Woah, the scan you took is shaking the science world! You got a reward!

- + ⏣ 50,000

All rewards are given at the end of the adventure

[rugged locust]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@rugged locust What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,062 for an hour of work.

You found an item!

You found a Ban Hammer

Working as a Discord Mod

[rugged locust]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@rugged locust You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-ABHI👻's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,750 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
19 hours, 28 minutes and 48 seconds

Streak: 2 days (+⏣ 750)

[rugged locust]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 100,207

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 4,746,130

[rugged locust]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@rugged locust You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-ABHI👻's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 4,746,130 / 5,334,644 (89.0%)
Net: ⏣ 16,166,255

😏 · May 19, 2022, 4:31 AM

[rugged locust]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time

[rugged locust]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

[rugged locust]

Psl inv

[serene shard]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[serene shard]

Pls use banknote

[neat mica]

You have 4 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[serene shard]

4

[neat mica]

Used

4x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 135,337

Total Bank Space

⏣ 732,754

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 729,034 (99.5%)

[serene shard]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 25,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 403,920

[jade monolith]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith What color was next to the word nanny?

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 6,321 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[remote nymph]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[vestal holly]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@vestal holly You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG JHANSI🕊's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
16 hours, 14 minutes and 36 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[vestal holly]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@vestal holly You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG JHANSI🕊's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 161,680
Bank: ⏣ 8,120 / 8,600 (94.4%)
Net: ⏣ 484,300

😏 · May 19, 2022, 7:45 AM

[vestal holly]

Pls dep

[neat mica]

@vestal holly what are you depositing, idiot

@vestal holly You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[vestal holly]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 480

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 161,200

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 8,600

[jade monolith]

Pls adv

[neat mica]

You ran into someone who looks JUST like Matt Damon, and they're fertilizing their own feces to grow potatoes on Mars??

- Nothing interesting happened

⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾

[serene shard]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

aw man you forgot to do your daily so you lost your 6 day streak. You last did your daily <t:1652752416:R>

Tip: Bored? Try prestiging for some buffs and to start over!

ᴠᴀʀᴜɴ🙂's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
5 hours, 53 minutes and 40 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[serene shard]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

ᴠᴀʀᴜɴ🙂's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 25,000
Bank: ⏣ 403,920 / 732,994 (55.1%)
Net: ⏣ 1,578,920

😏 · May 19, 2022, 6:06 PM

[serene shard]

pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 25,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 428,920

[serene shard]

pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[serene shard]

Pls use banknote

[neat mica]

You have 4 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[serene shard]

4

[neat mica]

Used

4x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 238,982

Total Bank Space

⏣ 971,976

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 968,016 (99.6%)

[serene shard]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

ᴠᴀʀᴜɴ🙂's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 25,000
Bank: ⏣ 428,920 / 971,976 (44.1%)
Net: ⏣ 1,753,920

😏 · May 19, 2022, 6:07 PM

[serene shard]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 25,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 453,920

[serene shard]

pls weekly

[neat mica]

pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot

[remote nymph]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[remote nymph]

Pls use banknote 8

[neat mica]

Used

8x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 367,309

Total Bank Space

⏣ 2,502,672

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 2,498,352 (99.8%)

[remote nymph]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

MBG • ADHI's Daily Coins

⏣ 26,500 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 59 minutes and 9 seconds

Streak: 4 days (+⏣ 1,500)

[serene shard]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[serene shard]

pls daily

[neat mica]

ᴠᴀʀᴜɴ🙂's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,375 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 30 minutes and 21 seconds

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 375)

[serene shard]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 25,375

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 479,295

[serene shard]

pls monthly

[neat mica]

Woah now, slow it down

I'm not made of money dude, wait 6d, 5h and 46m
The default cooldown is 1mo.

[rugged locust]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@rugged locust You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-ABHI👻's Daily Coins

⏣ 26,125 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours and 26 minutes

Streak: 3 days (+⏣ 1,125)

[rugged locust]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@rugged locust Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 6,020 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[rugged locust]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 32,145

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 4,778,275

[serene shard]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

ᴠᴀʀᴜɴ🙂's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 479,295 / 972,216 (49.3%)
Net: ⏣ 1,779,295

😏 · May 20, 2022, 2:40 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Tip: Keeping these tips on will get you a small coin multiplier!

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • TEJU ❤'s Daily Coins

⏣ 28,750 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
20 hours, 14 minutes and 57 seconds

Streak: 10 days (+⏣ 3,750)

[jade monolith]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,965 for an hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[jade monolith]

Pls pet

[neat mica]

MBG • TEJU ❤'s Panda Bear <:Panda:893258971077545984>

Hunger

(100%)
23h and 59m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Fun

(93%)
22h and 19m until empty

Energy

(100%)
5h and 59m until empty

Love

(98%)

Experience

(68 / 100)
Level 45

Last Action

You paid ⏣ 533 to take your panda bear to the art gallery

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

@jade monolith Click the buttons in correct order!

[jade monolith]

Remember words order!
china
bamboo
panda
giant
bear

[neat mica]

@jade monolith your panda bear leveled up! 44 → 45

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

@jade monolith What color was next to the word giant?

@jade monolith Your panda found a Fake ID for you!

[serene shard]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[serene shard]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You've already claimed your daily today

Your next daily is ready in:
19 hours, 9 minutes and 38 seconds

Daily Resets at 00:00 UTC

[deft coral]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

RISHI GAMER's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,375 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 51 minutes and 51 seconds

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 375)

@deft coral Better take care of your pet, their love is below 10%!

[deft coral]

Pls pet

[neat mica]

RISHI GAMER's Rock (TIGER) <:Rock:861584585250308106>

Hunger

(72%)
17h and 16m until empty

Hygiene

(92%)
1d and 20h until empty

Fun

(3%)
1h and 26m until empty

Energy

(98%)
7h and 50m until empty

Love

(66%)

Experience

(9 / 100)
Level 4

Last Action

You paid ⏣ 133 to take TIGER to the art gallery
You failed the mini-game so you had less fun overall with your pet and didn't earn any XP :cry:

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

@deft coral TIGER leveled up! 3 → 4
You now have an extra point to spend in training.

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[deft coral]

Pls lottery

[neat mica]

Action Confirmed

You tryna buy 1 lottery ticket for ⏣ 10,000? There's a winner every hour!

Tip: If you consistently do well at your job, your boss will give you a promotion, increasing your coins per hour!

You bought 1 lottery ticket

Winner drawn every hour!
To see who wins, visit this server

Last Lottery Win: ⏣ 1,418,922,000

There are currently very few entries

[jade monolith]

pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[jade monolith]

pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[jade monolith]

pls work

[neat mica]

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball.
You were given ⏣ 6,321 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[twin nest]

W daily

Pls daily

[neat mica]

LEFT DC's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
11 hours, 18 minutes and 1 second

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[ashen marsh]

Pls daily

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[ashen marsh]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • V A R M A 💛's Daily Coins

⏣ 28,375 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours, 20 minutes and 43 seconds

Streak: 9 days (+⏣ 3,375)

[ashen marsh]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 103,375

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 1,246,595

[ashen marsh]

Pls use bank

[neat mica]

You have 12 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[ashen marsh]

12

[neat mica]

Used

12x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 538,027

Total Bank Space

⏣ 10,381,306

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 10,354,306 (99.7%)

[ashen marsh]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • V A R M A 💛's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,246,595 / 10,381,306 (12.0%)
Net: ⏣ 6,441,095

😏 · May 20, 2022, 1:39 PM

[ashen marsh]

Pls with all

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 1,246,595

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 1,246,595

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 0

[ashen marsh]

Pls bj Max

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A 💛's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (15) than the dealer (17)
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 996,595.
You lost 75% of the games.

MBG • V A R M A 💛 (Player)

Cards - ♣ 8 ♠ 7
Total - 15

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 10 ♥ 7
Total - 17

[ashen marsh]

Pls bj Max

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A 💛's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (19) than the dealer (18)
You won ⏣ 427,365. You now have ⏣ 1,423,960.
You won 24% of the games.

MBG • V A R M A 💛 (Player)

Cards - ♠ 10 ♣ 9
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ K ♠ 2 ♦ 6
Total - 18

[ashen marsh]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A 💛's blackjack game

You lost ): The dealer took 5 cards without going over 21.
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 1,173,960.
You lost 74% of the games.

MBG • V A R M A 💛 (Player)

Cards - ♣ Q ♦ 10
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 10 ♥ 4 ♥ A ♦ A ♠ 3
Total - 19

[ashen marsh]

Pls cf all

Pls slots

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You need to bet something or use "pls slots table".

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[ashen marsh]

Pls s 10000

Pls slots 10000

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You can't bet more than ⏣ 2,000 in the slot machine!

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[ashen marsh]

Pls slots 2000

[neat mica]

Tip: Want to get bot notifications directly in your DMs? Try pls settings dmNotifications true!

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • V A R M A 💛's slot machine

> <

You lost ⏣ 2,000.
You now have ⏣ 1,171,960.

sucks to suck

[ashen marsh]

Pls slots all

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You can't bet more than ⏣ 2,000 in the slot machine!

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[ashen marsh]

Pls slots max

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • V A R M A 💛's slot machine

> <

You lost ⏣ 2,000.
You now have ⏣ 1,169,960.

sucks to suck

[ashen marsh]

Pls slots max

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • V A R M A 💛's slot machine

> <

You lost ⏣ 2,000.
You now have ⏣ 1,167,960.

sucks to suck

[ashen marsh]

Pls slots max

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • V A R M A 💛's slot machine

> <

You lost ⏣ 2,000.
You now have ⏣ 1,165,960.

sucks to suck

[ashen marsh]

Pls slots max

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • V A R M A 💛's slot machine

> <

You lost ⏣ 2,000.
You now have ⏣ 1,163,960.

sucks to suck

[ashen marsh]

Pls slots max

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • V A R M A 💛's slot machine

> <

You lost ⏣ 2,000.
You now have ⏣ 1,161,960.

sucks to suck

[ashen marsh]

Pls slots max

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • V A R M A 💛's slot machine

> <

You lost ⏣ 2,000.
You now have ⏣ 1,159,960.

sucks to suck

[ashen marsh]

Pls slots max

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • V A R M A 💛's slot machine

> <

You lost ⏣ 2,000.
You now have ⏣ 1,157,960.

sucks to suck

[ashen marsh]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A 💛's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (20) than the dealer (17)
You won ⏣ 456,115. You now have ⏣ 1,614,075.
You won 26% of the games.

MBG • V A R M A 💛 (Player)

Cards - ♣ Q ♠ J
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ J ♦ 7
Total - 17

[ashen marsh]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A 💛's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (19) than the dealer (17)
You won ⏣ 125,430. You now have ⏣ 1,739,505.
You won 27% of the games.

MBG • V A R M A 💛 (Player)

Cards - ♥ A ♣ 4 ♦ 4
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 10 ♥ 7
Total - 17

[ashen marsh]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 1,739,505

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 1,739,505

[ashen marsh]

Pls with all

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 1,739,505

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 1,739,505

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 0

[ashen marsh]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A 💛's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (20) than the dealer (17)
You won ⏣ 103,514. You now have ⏣ 1,843,019.
You won 29% of the games.

MBG • V A R M A 💛 (Player)

Cards - ♣ A ♠ 2 ♠ A ♥ 6
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 6 ♠ A
Total - 17

[ashen marsh]

Pls dep 1500000

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 1,500,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 343,019

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 1,500,000

[ashen marsh]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A 💛's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 93,019.
You lost 70% of the games.

MBG • V A R M A 💛 (Player)

Cards - ♠ 2 ♠ 8 ♠ 4 ♣ J
Total - 24

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ Q ♦ 3
Total - 13

[ashen marsh]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A 💛's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (17) than the dealer (18)
You lost ⏣ 93,019. You now have 0.
You lost 70% of the games.

MBG • V A R M A 💛 (Player)

Cards - ♦ 6 ♥ A
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 8 ♣ J
Total - 18

[ashen marsh]

Pls with all

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 1,500,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 1,500,000

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 0

[ashen marsh]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A 💛's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 358,067. You now have ⏣ 1,858,067.
You won 29% of the games.

MBG • V A R M A 💛 (Player)

Cards - ♣ 8 ♥ 9
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ K ♠ 5 ♥ 9
Total - 24

[ashen marsh]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

Hold your horses...

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[ashen marsh]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A 💛's blackjack game

You lost ): The dealer got to 21 before you.
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 1,608,067.
You lost 69% of the games.

MBG • V A R M A 💛 (Player)

Cards - ♦ 9 ♣ 9
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 9 ♣ 2 ♠ K
Total - 21

[ashen marsh]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

Too spicy, take a breather

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[ashen marsh]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A 💛's blackjack game

You win! You got to 21.
You won ⏣ 371,404. You now have ⏣ 1,979,471.
You won 30% of the games.

MBG • V A R M A 💛 (Player)

Cards - ♦ 7 ♥ 8 ♥ A ♣ 5
Total - 21

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 9 ♣ 4
Total - 13

[ashen marsh]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A 💛's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 388,041. You now have ⏣ 2,367,512.
You won 31% of the games.

MBG • V A R M A 💛 (Player)

Cards - ♠ 7 ♥ 10
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 10 ♥ 6 ♣ 9
Total - 25

[ashen marsh]

Pls dep 2000000

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 2,000,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 367,512

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,000,000

[ashen marsh]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A 💛's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 314,723. You now have ⏣ 682,235.
You won 33% of the games.

MBG • V A R M A 💛 (Player)

Cards - ♣ 2 ♣ 4 ♣ 10
Total - 16

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 8 ♣ 6 ♥ A ♣ Q
Total - 25

[ashen marsh]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A 💛's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (12) than the dealer (17)
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 432,235.
You lost 66% of the games.

MBG • V A R M A 💛 (Player)

Cards - ♠ 4 ♥ 8
Total - 12

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 7 ♥ J
Total - 17

[ashen marsh]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

Take a chill pill

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[ashen marsh]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A 💛's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (17) than the dealer (19)
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 182,235.
You lost 67% of the games.

MBG • V A R M A 💛 (Player)

Cards - ♥ 7 ♦ 6 ♦ 4
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ K ♦ 9
Total - 19

[ashen marsh]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A 💛's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 182,235. You now have 0.
You lost 67% of the games.

MBG • V A R M A 💛 (Player)

Cards - ♠ 10 ♥ 5 ♣ A ♠ J
Total - 26

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 10 ♠ K
Total - 20

[dapper epoch]

pls work

[neat mica]

@dapper epoch Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,062 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[dapper epoch]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 480

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 64,312

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 72,240

[mighty pivot]

Pls monthly

[neat mica]

Woah nelly, slow it down

I'm not made of money dude, wait 5d, 15h and 15m
The default cooldown is 1mo.

[serene shard]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[serene shard]

ps monthly

pls monthly

[neat mica]

Hold your horses...

I'm not made of money dude, wait 5d, 15h and 15m
The default cooldown is 1mo.

[remote nymph]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[cursive field]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work Command

This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!

@cursive field You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

@cursive field You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[cursive field]

Pls alert

[neat mica]

Alert From The Developers

Our beta test for our rewrite is now open. Please read the following link for info on how to participate AND detailing what's done/not done.
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/rewrite-beta

If you own a server, read this on how to set up perms: https://discord.com/blog/slash-commands-permissions-discord-apps-bots

You are #611,156 to view this alert!

[cursive field]

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

YouTuber
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 16,000 per hour

Professional Hunter
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 17,000 per hour

Professional Fisherman
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 18,000 per hour

Bartender
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 19,000 per hour

Robber
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 20,000 per hour

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[vestal holly]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

@vestal holly You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG JHANSI🕊's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 161,200
Bank: ⏣ 8,600 / 8,600 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 484,300

😏 · May 21, 2022, 3:59 AM

[vestal holly]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@vestal holly You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG JHANSI🕊's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,375 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
19 hours, 59 minutes and 56 seconds

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 375)

[vestal holly]

Pls dep

[neat mica]

@vestal holly what are you depositing, idiot

@vestal holly You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[vestal holly]

Pls dep 2000

[neat mica]

You can only hold ⏣ 9,080 in your bank right now. To hold more, use currency commands and level up more. If you find a banknote item, use that for more space as well!

[vestal holly]

Pls dep 9080

[neat mica]

You can only hold ⏣ 9,080 in your bank right now. To hold more, use currency commands and level up more. If you find a banknote item, use that for more space as well!

[vestal holly]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@vestal holly You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG JHANSI🕊's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 186,575
Bank: ⏣ 8,600 / 9,080 (94.7%)
Net: ⏣ 509,675

😏 · May 21, 2022, 4:00 AM

[vestal holly]

Pls dep 480

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 480

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 186,095

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 9,080

[vestal holly]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@vestal holly You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG JHANSI🕊's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 186,095
Bank: ⏣ 9,080 / 9,080 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 509,675

😏 · May 21, 2022, 4:01 AM

[dapper epoch]

pls work

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

@dapper epoch Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,062 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[dapper epoch]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 360

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 87,014

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 72,600

[remote nymph]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

MBG • ADHI's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 176,500
Bank: ⏣ 1,015,762 / 2,502,912 (40.6%)
Net: ⏣ 11,607,887

😏 · May 21, 2022, 7:23 AM

[dapper epoch]

pls work

[neat mica]

@dapper epoch What color was next to the word advertising?

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 6,020 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[silk venture]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

Tip: Don't like texts from other users? pls settings texts false will help them go away!

@silk venture You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

ᴍʙɢ. ɪᴍʀᴀɴ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 30,268
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 600 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 450,268

😏 · May 21, 2022, 8:06 AM

[ashen marsh]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[ashen marsh]

Pls use bank

[neat mica]

You have 12 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[ashen marsh]

12

[neat mica]

Used

12x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 624,365

Total Bank Space

⏣ 11,011,071

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 10,978,671 (99.7%)

[ashen marsh]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • V A R M A 💛's Daily Coins

⏣ 28,750 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
14 hours, 32 minutes and 45 seconds

Streak: 10 days (+⏣ 3,750)

[ashen marsh]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 103,750

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,103,750

[ashen marsh]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A 💛's Loot Haul!

⏣ 60,950
x1 - Adventure Ticket

XP boost expires <t:1653125846:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[ashen marsh]

Pls use adventure ticket

[neat mica]

You can't use this item :thinking:

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

This event has expired.

HERE IS AN EVENT, MY BORED GAMERS

guess guess guess

May 21, 2022, 9:27 AM

What is the name of this item?

MBG • V A R M A 💛 answered first!

[neat mica]

Results for 'Here is an event, my bored gamers' event

MBG • V A R M A 💛 compiled ⏣ 5,560 and 1 Fresh Bread

[ashen marsh]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 66,510

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,170,260

[ashen marsh]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A 💛's Loot Haul!

⏣ 73,006
x6 - Rare Fish

XP boost expires <t:1653126446:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[ashen marsh]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A 💛's Loot Haul!

⏣ 12,212
x3 - Fake ID

XP boost expires <t:1653127046:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[ashen marsh]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A 💛's Loot Haul!

⏣ 55,643
x6 - Common Fish

XP boost expires <t:1653127646:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[ashen marsh]

Pls sell common fish all

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1x Common Fish for ⏣ 2,595

Multi Bonus: +246% (⏣ 1,845)

[ashen marsh]

Pls sell common fish all

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1x Common Fish for ⏣ 2,595

Multi Bonus: +246% (⏣ 1,845)

[ashen marsh]

Pls sell common fish all

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1x Common Fish for ⏣ 2,595

Multi Bonus: +246% (⏣ 1,845)

[ashen marsh]

Pls sell common fish

[neat mica]

Tip: Don't like texts from other users? pls settings texts false will help them go away!

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1x Common Fish for ⏣ 2,595

Multi Bonus: +246% (⏣ 1,845)

[ashen marsh]

Pls sell common fish all

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1x Common Fish for ⏣ 2,595

Multi Bonus: +246% (⏣ 1,845)

[ashen marsh]

Pls sell common fish all

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1x Common Fish for ⏣ 2,595

Multi Bonus: +246% (⏣ 1,845)

[ashen marsh]

Pls sell common fish all

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1x Common Fish for ⏣ 2,595

Multi Bonus: +246% (⏣ 1,845)

[ashen marsh]

Pls sell common fish all

[neat mica]

Woah now, slow it down

This command can be used again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!

[ashen marsh]

Pls sell common fish all

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1x Common Fish for ⏣ 2,595

Multi Bonus: +246% (⏣ 1,845)

[ashen marsh]

Pls sell common fish all

[neat mica]

Tip: Did you know you can get a TON of rewards each day just from voting every 12 hours? pls vote gives you more info

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1x Common Fish for ⏣ 2,595

Multi Bonus: +246% (⏣ 1,845)

[ashen marsh]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 164,216

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,334,476

This event has expired.

HERE IS AN EVENT, MY BORED GAMERS

guess guess guess

May 21, 2022, 9:29 AM

What is the cost of this item?

Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs

[ashen marsh]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • V A R M A 💛's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,334,476 / 11,011,071 (21.2%)
Net: ⏣ 7,500,476

😏 · May 21, 2022, 9:30 AM

[ashen marsh]

Pls sell common fish all

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1x Common Fish for ⏣ 2,595

Multi Bonus: +246% (⏣ 1,845)

[ashen marsh]

Pls sell common fish all

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1x Common Fish for ⏣ 2,595

Multi Bonus: +246% (⏣ 1,845)

[ashen marsh]

Pls sell all

[neat mica]

you don't own this item lol

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[ashen marsh]

Pls sell common fish all

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1x Common Fish for ⏣ 2,595

Multi Bonus: +246% (⏣ 1,845)

[ashen marsh]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A 💛's inventory

Pepe Coin ─ 1
ID pepecoin ─ Collectable

Pizza Slice ─ 3
ID pizza ─ Power-up

Rare Fish ─ 6
ID rarefish ─ Sellable

Rare Pepe ─ 1
ID pepe ─ Collectable

Robbers Wishlist ─ 2
ID wishlist ─ Tool

Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool

Shredded Cheese ─ 3
ID cheese ─ Power-up

Skunk ─ 12
ID skunk ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 3 of 3

[ashen marsh]

Pls sell rare fish

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You cannot sell collectables, you can collect or trade them!

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[ashen marsh]

Pls sell rarefish all

[neat mica]

Tip: You can get amazing rewards from leveling!

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Rare Fish sale

You successfully sold 6x Rare Fishs for ⏣ 51,900

Multi Bonus: +246% (⏣ 36,900)

[ashen marsh]

Pls sell commonfish all

[neat mica]

you don't own this item lol

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[ashen marsh]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A 💛's inventory

Fishing Pole ─ 6
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Fresh Bread ─ 4
ID bread ─ Sellable

Hunting Rifle ─ 5
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Landmine ─ 1
ID landmine ─ Tool

Life Saver ─ 2
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up

Lucky Horseshoe ─ 4
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up

Normie Box ─ 2
ID normie ─ Loot Box

Padlock ─ 2
ID padlock ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 2 of 3

[ashen marsh]

Pls sell fishingpole all

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Fishing Pole sale

You successfully sold 6x Fishing Poles for ⏣ 25,002

Thank you for your meme business

[ashen marsh]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 84,687

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,419,163

[ashen marsh]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[ashen marsh]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A 💛's inventory

Fresh Bread ─ 4
ID bread ─ Sellable

Hunting Rifle ─ 5
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Landmine ─ 1
ID landmine ─ Tool

Life Saver ─ 2
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up

Lucky Horseshoe ─ 4
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up

Normie Box ─ 2
ID normie ─ Loot Box

Padlock ─ 2
ID padlock ─ Tool

Pepe Coin ─ 1
ID pepecoin ─ Collectable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 2 of 3

[ashen marsh]

Pls sell freshbread all

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Fresh Bread sale

You successfully sold 4x Fresh Breads for ⏣ 6,920

Multi Bonus: +246% (⏣ 4,920)

[ashen marsh]

Pls sell huntingrifle all

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Hunting Rifle sale

You successfully sold 5x Hunting Rifles for ⏣ 20,835

Thank you for your meme business

[ashen marsh]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 27,755

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,446,918

[ashen marsh]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • V A R M A 💛's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,446,918 / 11,012,511 (22.2%)
Net: ⏣ 7,204,918

😏 · May 21, 2022, 9:33 AM

[ashen marsh]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • V A R M A 💛's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,446,918 / 11,012,511 (22.2%)
Net: ⏣ 7,204,918

😏 · May 21, 2022, 9:33 AM

[vestal holly]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@vestal holly You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG JHANSI🕊's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 186,095
Bank: ⏣ 9,080 / 9,080 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 509,675

😏 · May 21, 2022, 2:38 PM

[vestal holly]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You've already claimed your daily today

Your next daily is ready in:
9 hours, 21 minutes and 22 seconds

Daily Resets at 00:00 UTC

[jade monolith]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • TEJU ❤'s Daily Coins

⏣ 29,125 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
8 hours, 46 minutes and 58 seconds

Streak: 11 days (+⏣ 4,125)

@jade monolith Better take care of your pet, their love is below 10%!

[jade monolith]

Pls pet

[neat mica]

MBG • TEJU ❤'s Panda Bear <:Panda:893258971077545984>

Hunger

(100%)
23h and 59m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Fun

(26%)
6h and 14m until empty

Energy

(100%)
5h and 59m until empty

Love

(81%)

Experience

(59 / 100)
Level 46

Last Action

You paid ⏣ 533 to take your panda bear to the photo booth

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

@jade monolith your panda bear leveled up! 45 → 46

@jade monolith What color was next to the word bear?

@jade monolith Click the buttons in correct order!

[jade monolith]

Remember words order!
bamboo
china
panda
bear
giant

[ashen marsh]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[serene shard]

Pls monthly

[neat mica]

Take a breather...

I'm not made of money dude, wait 4d, 15h and 26m
The default cooldown is 1mo.

[cursive lotus]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

[neat mica]

aw man you forgot to do your daily so you lost your 2 day streak. You last did your daily <t:1652841582:R>

@cursive lotus You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

anant's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
7 hours, 4 minutes and 16 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[cursive lotus]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus What color was next to the word rules?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 14,258 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[cursive lotus]

Pls buy life 2

[neat mica]

Successful Life Saver purchase

@silk fox bought 2x Life Saver and paid ⏣ 100,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[cursive lotus]

Pls search

[neat mica]

anant searched the sewer

You found ⏣ 2,339, why the heck is this down here
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Orange Phallic Object!

Multi Bonus: +192% (⏣ 1,538)

[cursive lotus]

Pls crime

[neat mica]

anant committed BOREDOM

Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 3,218 to go outside! Score!

Multi Bonus: +192% (⏣ 2,116)

[cursive lotus]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 1,800

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 420,489

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 821,567

[little quest]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@little quest You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG PDP's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
7 hours, 2 minutes and 37 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[cursive lotus]

Pls bj 20k

[neat mica]

Blackjack Command

A fan favorite gambling command, play blackjack against the dealer to win some money!
If you are new to blackjack, you should learn how to play first! Our game is not a standard game, as we're missing some key components such as doubling down and splitting, but we've made it as simple as possible to learn!

anant's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (13) than the dealer (18)
You lost ⏣ 20,000. You now have 400,489.
You lost NaN% of the games.

anant (Player)

Cards - ♣ 3 ♠ J
Total - 13

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 5 ♦ 6 ♣ 7
Total - 18

[little quest]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD

[cursive lotus]

Pls bal MBG PDP#8258

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

anant's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 400,489
Bank: ⏣ 821,567 / 822,047 (99.9%)
Net: ⏣ 14,199,556

😏 · May 21, 2022, 4:57 PM

[cursive lotus]

Pls bal @little quest

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG PDP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 69,520
Bank: ⏣ 5,480
Net: ⏣ 375,000

what a noob · May 21, 2022, 4:57 PM

[cursive lotus]

Pls search

[neat mica]

anant searched the soul's chamber

Congratulations on making it to the end of the chamber. Royalty like you deserves ⏣ 1,417.

Multi Bonus: +192% (⏣ 932)

[cursive lotus]

Pls crime

[neat mica]

anant committed VANDALISM

You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 2,593. Nice!

Multi Bonus: +192% (⏣ 1,705)

[clear badge]

Pls meme

[neat mica]

That means paid buddy

👍 29528 | 💬 295

[serene shard]

Pps vote

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[serene shard]

Pls use banknote

[neat mica]

You have 4 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[serene shard]

4

[neat mica]

Used

4x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 167,913

Total Bank Space

⏣ 1,628,258

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 1,624,058 (99.7%)

[serene shard]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 25,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 580,045

[serene shard]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You've already claimed your daily today

Your next daily is ready in:
5 hours, 24 minutes and 21 seconds

Daily Resets at 00:00 UTC

[whole ingot]

pls daily

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

MPG • R E V A N T H's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
5 hours, 23 minutes and 15 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[whole ingot]

pls monthly

[neat mica]

Hold your horses...

I'm not made of money dude, wait 16d, 12h and 17m
The default cooldown is 1mo.

[whole ingot]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 5,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 25,611

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 73,093

[whole ingot]

pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[whole ingot]

pls inv

[neat mica]

MPG • R E V A N T H's inventory

Bank Note ─ 12
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Coin Bomb ─ 5
ID coinbomb ─ Tool

Daily Box ─ 2
ID daily ─ Loot Box

Lucky Horseshoe ─ 1
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up

Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool

Rare Pepe ─ 1
ID pepe ─ Collectable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 1

[whole ingot]

pls use banknote

[neat mica]

You have 12 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[whole ingot]

12

[neat mica]

Used

12x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 744,001

Total Bank Space

⏣ 817,094

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 812,654 (99.5%)

[whole ingot]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 100,611

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 173,704

[whole ingot]

pls inv

[neat mica]

MPG • R E V A N T H's inventory

Coin Bomb ─ 5
ID coinbomb ─ Tool

Daily Box ─ 2
ID daily ─ Loot Box

Lucky Horseshoe ─ 1
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up

Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool

Rare Pepe ─ 1
ID pepe ─ Collectable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 1

[whole ingot]

pls use daily box

[neat mica]

MPG • R E V A N T H's Loot Haul!

⏣ 22,949
x3 - Box of Sand

XP boost expires <t:1653159026:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[whole ingot]

pls use daily box

[neat mica]

MPG • R E V A N T H's Loot Haul!

⏣ 32,262
x3 - Fishing Pole

XP boost expires <t:1653159626:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[whole ingot]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 55,211

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 228,915

[whole ingot]

pls gish

pls fish

[neat mica]

Fish Command

This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a fishing pole from the shop with the buy command, then you can go fishing! There is also a chance to lose your fishing pole if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger fish!

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed !

[whole ingot]

pls sell seaweed

[neat mica]

Successful Seaweed sale

You successfully sold 1x Seaweed for ⏣ 945

Multi Bonus: +278% (⏣ 695)

[whole ingot]

pls crime

[neat mica]

MPG • R E V A N T H committed BOREDOM

Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 3,951 to go outside! Score!

Multi Bonus: +278% (⏣ 2,906)

[whole ingot]

pls search

[neat mica]

MPG • R E V A N T H searched the shoe

You found ⏣ 1,849, why was this in your shoe lmfao?

Multi Bonus: +278% (⏣ 1,360)

[whole ingot]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 6,745

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 235,660

[whole ingot]

pls bal

[neat mica]

MPG • R E V A N T H's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 235,660 / 818,534 (28.8%)
Net: ⏣ 580,660

😏 · May 21, 2022, 6:41 PM

[jade monolith]

Pls dail6

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Tip: There are secret badges in the game, Have you earned them all?

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • TEJU ❤'s Daily Coins

⏣ 29,500 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
22 hours, 46 minutes and 47 seconds

Streak: 12 days (+⏣ 4,500)

[jade monolith]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work for Babysitter - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,965 for an hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[jade monolith]

Pls pet

[neat mica]

MBG • TEJU ❤'s Panda Bear <:Panda:893258971077545984>

Hunger

(100%)
23h and 59m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Fun

(91%)
21h and 50m until empty

Energy

(100%)
5h and 59m until empty

Love

(98%)

Experience

(55 / 100)
Level 47

Last Action

You paid ⏣ 533 to take your panda bear to a fun little carnival down the street

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

@jade monolith Click the buttons in correct order!

[jade monolith]

Remember words order!
panda
china
bamboo
bear
giant

[neat mica]

@jade monolith your panda bear leveled up! 46 → 47

Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

@jade monolith What was the emoji?

[jade monolith]

Pls per

Pls pet

[neat mica]

MBG • TEJU ❤'s Panda Bear <:Panda:893258971077545984>

Hunger

(100%)
23h and 59m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Fun

(91%)
21h and 49m until empty

Energy

(100%)
5h and 58m until empty

Love

(98%)

Experience

(55 / 100)
Level 47

Last Action

You pat your panda bear.

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[ashen marsh]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[drowsy canyon]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

𝙻𝙴𝙶𝙴𝙽𝙳 😎 𝚅𝙸𝚂𝙷𝙽𝚄's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 50 minutes and 52 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[drowsy canyon]

Pls pet

[neat mica]

𝙻𝙴𝙶𝙴𝙽𝙳 😎 𝚅𝙸𝚂𝙷𝙽𝚄's Dog (Snoopy) <:PetDog:862045691006419004>

Hunger

(100%)
11h and 59m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
15h and 59m until empty

Fun

(100%)
11h and 59m until empty

Energy

(100%)
7h and 59m until empty

Love

(100%)

Experience

(99 / 100)
Level 0

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[neat mica]

Awww! You bought a cute little Dog!
What name do you want to give to your dog? Enter a name in chat now!

[drowsy canyon]

Snoopy

Pls train

Pls work

[neat mica]

@drowsy canyon Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 3,864 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[drowsy canyon]

Pls rob

Pls bal

[neat mica]

𝙻𝙴𝙶𝙴𝙽𝙳 😎 𝚅𝙸𝚂𝙷𝙽𝚄's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 129,572
Bank: ⏣ 15,600 / 18,480 (84.4%)
Net: ⏣ 1,052,672

😏 · May 22, 2022, 2:10 AM

[drowsy canyon]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 2,880

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 126,692

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 18,480

[drowsy canyon]

Pls shop lock

[neat mica]

**Padlock** (2 owned)

Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you. This is a one-time use item; once the lock is broken or removed, it won't come back or do anything unless you buy another one. It will not ALWAYS break, but it has a chance to break when someone tries to steal from you.

BUY - ⏣ 5,000
SELL - ⏣ 834
TRADE - ⏣ 4,500 (67,362 traded today)

Rarity

Common

Type

Tool

ID

padlock

Part Of

- 'Total Tool' Bundle

[drowsy canyon]

Pls trade lock

[neat mica]

Trade Command

A command to trade with other users. This command ensures you will not be scammed when trading! You can check out our partner servers (pls partners) to see servers that have channels full of people looking to trade!

Invalid Usage!

Syntax:
pls trade <your offer> [ , <someone's offer> ] <@user>

Offer Examples:
10 coins
⏣ 10

2 chill pill
2 x

250 5 apple 8 life saver
⏣ 250
5x Apple
8x Life Saver

Trade Examples:
pls trade 1 apple, 2 lifesaver 2 ant @user
Your apple for their 2 lifesavers and 2 ants

pls trade 100 @user
Your 100 coins for nothing (sharing)

pls trade 2 apple 4 chillpill @user
Your 2 apples and 4 chill pills for nothing (gifting)

[drowsy canyon]

Pls trade 1 lock

[neat mica]

Invalid Usage!

Syntax:
pls trade <your offer> [ , <someone's offer> ] <@user>

Offer Examples:
10 coins
⏣ 10

2 chill pill
2 x

250 5 apple 8 life saver
⏣ 250
5x Apple
8x Life Saver

Trade Examples:
pls trade 1 apple, 2 lifesaver 2 ant @user
Your apple for their 2 lifesavers and 2 ants

pls trade 100 @user
Your 100 coins for nothing (sharing)

pls trade 2 apple 4 chillpill @user
Your 2 apples and 4 chill pills for nothing (gifting)

[drowsy canyon]

Pls help

[neat mica]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

achievements
View your achievements progress
adventure
A passive command with very little risk, to go on an adventure!
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 7

[drowsy canyon]

Pls badges

[neat mica]

Badges

Badges are hard to achieve goals that reward you with a neat thing to display on your profile.
You can earn badges in lots of different parts of the bot if you try hard enough!

Badges Progress

Professional BJ'r
Earned for winning 10,000 games of pls blackjack.
0%

Professional High Lower
Earned for winning 20,000 games of pls highlow.
0%

High Tier Patron
Unlocked by being a $20+ patron (Meme Sponsor tier)
0%

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[karmic lichen]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol

[karmic lichen]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish !

[karmic lichen]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[karmic lichen]

Pls sell fish

[neat mica]

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1x Common Fish for ⏣ 1,598

Multi Bonus: +113% (⏣ 848)

[karmic lichen]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 1,598

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 6,692,932

[karmic lichen]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

亗LคƬคL亗's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 6,692,932 / 7,051,202 (94.9%)
Net: ⏣ 10,394,932

😏 · May 22, 2022, 3:42 AM

[karmic lichen]

Pls huny

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit !

[karmic lichen]

Pls sell rabbit

[neat mica]

Successful Rabbit sale

You successfully sold 1x Rabbit for ⏣ 3,195

Multi Bonus: +113% (⏣ 1,695)

[karmic lichen]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite

[karmic lichen]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[karmic lichen]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 11,528

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 6,704,460

[karmic lichen]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

亗LคƬคL亗's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 6,704,460 / 7,052,282 (95.1%)
Net: ⏣ 10,406,460

😏 · May 22, 2022, 5:19 AM

[karmic lichen]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[remote nymph]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[remote nymph]

Pls use banknote 8

[neat mica]

Used

8x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 511,064

Total Bank Space

⏣ 3,013,976

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 3,009,416 (99.8%)

[remote nymph]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG • ADHI's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 251,500
Bank: ⏣ 1,015,762 / 3,013,976 (33.7%)
Net: ⏣ 13,282,887

😏 · May 22, 2022, 6:17 AM

[remote nymph]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 251,500

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 1,267,262

[ashen marsh]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[ashen marsh]

Pls use bank

[neat mica]

You have 12 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[ashen marsh]

12

[neat mica]

Used

12x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 592,237

Total Bank Space

⏣ 11,604,748

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 11,570,908 (99.7%)

[ashen marsh]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • V A R M A 💛's Daily Coins

⏣ 29,125 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
16 hours, 6 minutes and 50 seconds

Streak: 11 days (+⏣ 4,125)

[ashen marsh]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 104,125

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,551,043

[ashen marsh]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A 💛's Loot Haul!

⏣ 49,382
x2 - Fresh Bread

XP boost expires <t:1653206609:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[ashen marsh]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

MBG • V A R M A 💛's Loot Haul!

⏣ 31,813
x6 - Skunk

XP boost expires <t:1653207209:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[ashen marsh]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[ashen marsh]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 81,195

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,632,238

[ashen marsh]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@ashen marsh You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • V A R M A 💛's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,632,238 / 11,604,748 (22.7%)
Net: ⏣ 7,449,238

😏 · May 22, 2022, 7:54 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • TEJU ❤'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 51,065
Bank: ⏣ 8,182,692 / 8,689,483 (94.2%)
Net: ⏣ 103,501,607

😏 · May 22, 2022, 8:29 AM

[cursive lotus]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

[neat mica]

aw man you forgot to do your daily so you lost your 2 day streak. You last did your daily <t:1652853728:R>

uma's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
13 hours, 23 minutes and 23 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[karmic lichen]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@karmic lichen What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 25,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Pro Gamer

[karmic lichen]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

This event has expired.

SKYPE IS TRYING TO BEAT DISCORD AGAIN!

We need to take it down, one sarcastic comment at a time!

May 22, 2022, 1:10 PM

Attack the boss by clicking lol imagine using skype in 2022
:rage:

6 hits — 0/200 HP

[neat mica]

Results for 'Skype is trying to beat Discord again!' event

亗LคƬคL亗 dug up ⏣ 6,235 and 1 Bank Note

[karmic lichen]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 31,235

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 6,824,087

[karmic lichen]

Pls sell bank note

[neat mica]

Tip: You can hide from the item leaderboard or game leaderboard with the "Hide Public" setting!

Successful Bank Note sale

You successfully sold 1x Bank Note for ⏣ 54,167

Thank you for your meme business

[karmic lichen]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 54,167

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 6,878,254

[karmic lichen]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

亗LคƬคL亗's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 6,878,254 / 7,053,482 (97.5%)
Net: ⏣ 10,580,254

😏 · May 22, 2022, 1:10 PM

[karmic lichen]

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Ghost
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 45,000 per hour

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[cursive lotus]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

anant's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,375 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours, 31 minutes and 46 seconds

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 375)

[cursive lotus]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[cursive lotus]

Pls use kno

[neat mica]

You have 12 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[cursive lotus]

12

[neat mica]

Used

12x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 759,165

Total Bank Space

⏣ 1,581,692

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 1,487,252 (94.0%)

[cursive lotus]

Pls use daily 2

[neat mica]

anant's Loot Haul!

⏣ 110,852
x1 - Rare Pepe
x1 - Duct Tape

XP boost expires <t:1653227364:R>

2x Daily Box opened

[cursive lotus]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 615,726

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 1,437,293

[cursive lotus]

Pls profile

[neat mica]

anant's profile

Title: Reposter
Badges:

Level

7

Experience

787/800

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,437,293
Net: ⏣ 15,364,793
Coin Multi: 222%
Gamble Multi: 44%

Inventory

18 items (76 total) worth ⏣ 13,927,500

Misc

1 daily streak
1 cheese eaten (15.52% xp multi)
1,487,252 bank note space
2 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,145 commands issued
1% tax
Works as a Discord Mod

Active Items

Daily Box - 18m left

Perks

5% steal shields, meaning you lose 5% fewer coins when stolen from

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[cursive lotus]

pls search

[neat mica]

anant searched the mailbox

You found ⏣ 1,601, cool?

Multi Bonus: +222% (⏣ 1,104)

[cursive lotus]

Pls crime

[neat mica]

anant committed BOREDOM

You called Bo Burnham and told him a joke. You're really joking at a time like this?

imagine being so bad

[cursive lotus]

Pls search

[neat mica]

anant searched the bed

You found ⏣ 1,231, so this is what you've been doing at night?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Blue Phallic Object!

Multi Bonus: +222% (⏣ 849)

[cursive lotus]

Pls crime

[neat mica]

anant committed MURDER

You tried to murder a random stranger, but he got away! You can't even murder properly.

imagine being so bad

[cursive inlet]

how

pls crime

[neat mica]

Crime Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a crime to commit from the list, and you have a chance to win big! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die!

[neat mica]

alpha q committed MURDER

You tried to murder a random stranger, but he got away! You can't even murder properly.

imagine being so bad

[cursive lotus]

Bro first do pls daily

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You've already claimed your daily today

Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours, 17 minutes and 35 seconds

Daily Resets at 00:00 UTC

[cursive inlet]

pls daily

[neat mica]

Daily Command

This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.

@cursive inlet You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

alpha q's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours, 17 minutes and 22 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[cursive lotus]

Pls monthly

[neat mica]

Slow it down bud

I'm not made of money dude, wait 14d, 12h and 47m
The default cooldown is 1mo.

[cursive inlet]

pls monthly

[neat mica]

Monthly Command

This command gives you a large sum of coins once per month!

[neat mica]

Your account is too new to redeem monthly!

[cursive lotus]

Oh

[cursive inlet]

k

[cursive lotus]

Now pls search pls crime

and get job from pls worklist

[cursive inlet]

pls search

[neat mica]

Search Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a place from the list to search in, and you have a chance to win coins and some fun items! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die! Rewards are specific to the location, so some have different risks/rewards!

[neat mica]

alpha q searched the kitchen

You found ⏣ 4,619 on the counter top, nobody knows who it belongs to, so now it's yours! you can buy a snack now!
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Bunny's Apron!

Multi Bonus: +225% (⏣ 3,198)

[cursive inlet]

pls work list

[neat mica]

Work Command

This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

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[cursive lotus]

Pls work ( job name)

[cursive inlet]

pls work discord mod

[neat mica]

@cursive inlet Congratulations, you are now working as a Discord Mod!
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 10,000 per hour.

@cursive inlet You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[cursive inlet]

pls alert

[neat mica]

Alert From The Developers

Our beta test for our rewrite is now open. Please read the following link for info on how to participate AND detailing what's done/not done.
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/rewrite-beta

If you own a server, read this on how to set up perms: https://discord.com/blog/slash-commands-permissions-discord-apps-bots

You are #640,570 to view this alert!

[cursive lotus]

Now

Pls work

[neat mica]

You never fail to amaze me @cursive lotus. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 4686! 10000 + ⏣ 4686 an hour

@cursive lotus You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[cursive lotus]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus What color was next to the word advertising?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 14,686 for an hour of work.

You found an item!

You found a Ban Hammer

Working as a Discord Mod

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pls work

[neat mica]

Work for Discord Mod - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

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[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

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Middle

Pls work

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus You need to wait 59m and 31s until you can work again!

@cursive lotus You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

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Cooldown is 1hour

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pls work

[neat mica]

@cursive inlet You need to wait 59m and 33s until you can work again!

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oky

noice

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And can buy items from pls shop

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pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Command

This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)

Shop Items

Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!

Alcohol (0) — ⏣ 12,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.

Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 50,000
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!

Life Saver (0) — ⏣ 50,000
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!

Shredded Cheese (0) — ⏣ 75,000
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!

Pizza Slice (0) — ⏣ 250,000
Eat this for a chunky xp multiplier!

Bank Note (0) — ⏣ 325,000
Use this to expand your bank space!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 1

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em cheskuntam vaatitoo

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Bank note tho bank space increase