#🏝️〢dank-memer
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You found ⏣ 1,983, good thing the panty fairy visited!
Pls work
Work for Babysitter - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,965 for an hour of work.
Pls scratch all
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 53,982
You won ⏣ 2,571 in total
You now have ⏣ 53,982
Eppudo chesa
Pls scratch all
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 107,964
You won ⏣ 53,982 in total
You now have ⏣ 107,964
Pls dep all
⏣ 107,964
⏣ 0
⏣ 3,108,286
Pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 4d, 1h and 53m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
Pls adv
You got sad because there are no memes in space...
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls adv
You discovered a giant moon looking thing with a green lazer blowing up a planet! Oh well, not your problem.
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls Inventory
Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Fishing Pole ─ 6
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Fresh Bread ─ 1
ID bread ─ Sellable
Garbage ─ 11
ID garbage ─ Sellable
Golden Phallic Object ─ 1
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable
Hunting Rifle ─ 16
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Jar Of Singularity ─ 1
ID jarofsingularity ─ Collectable
Jelly Fish ─ 4
ID jellyfish ─ Sellable
2/4
32/58
1333/4096
8,715,237
25ms
5d, 18h and 16m
Pls info jar of singularity
Tip: We have a twitter (@dankmemerbot) and a subreddit (/r/dankmemer), come talk to us!
2/4
32/58
1333/4096
8,715,243
25ms
5d, 18h and 17m
2/4
32/58
1333/4096
8,715,251
22ms
5d, 18h and 20m
pls item box of sand
Throw a box of sand in someone's eyes to prevent them from robbing anyone for 30 minutes.
BUY - ⏣ 5,000
SELL - ⏣ 834
TRADE - ⏣ 2,300 (104,002 traded today)
Uncommon
Tool
sand
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
- 'Total Tool' Bundle
pls adv
You got sad because there are no memes in space...
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls item jar of singularity
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 484,447
Bank: ⏣ 2,746,181 / 2,748,941 (99.9%)
Net: ⏣ 21,004,443
Pls shop
Mouse (1) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!
Keyboard (1) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!
Adventure Ticket (11) — ⏣ 200,000
A ticket to start an adventure!
Pizza Slice (5) — ⏣ 250,000
Eat this for a chunky xp multiplier!
Bank Note (0) — ⏣ 325,000
Use this to expand your bank space!
Engagement Ring (1) — ⏣ 350,000
Propose to someone!
Pepe Coin (4) — ⏣ 500,000
A pretty rare coin, probably only fairly rich people have this!
Duct Tape (1) — ⏣ 900,000
Use this tape to craft certain items with the craft command!
pls bl
Pls item pizza slice
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls search
While searching at the bank, someone robbed the place and didn't like the funny look you gave them. You got shot and died.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 484,447
Bank: ⏣ 2,746,181 / 2,749,781 (99.9%)
Net: ⏣ 21,010,443
@brazen lichen You were recently fired from your job, so nobody wants to hire you right now.
You can look for another job in 47 minutes and 5 seconds
Pls item chill pill
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
Pls search
Congratulations on making it to the end of the chamber. Royalty like you deserves ⏣ 824.
Pls profile
Title: Reposter
9





920/1,000





Wallet: ⏣ 485,271
Bank: ⏣ 2,746,181
Net: ⏣ 21,028,767
Coin Multi: 185%
Gamble Multi: 37%
47 items (493 total) worth ⏣ 17,797,315
1 daily streak
17 cheese eaten (63.99% xp multi)
2,640,515 bank note space
1 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,670 commands issued
1% tax
Padlock - 1mo left
Landmine - 1d left
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
16 hours, 3 minutes and 12 seconds
Pls vote
Pls daily box
Your next daily is ready in:
16 hours and 3 minutes
Pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
lottery
Buy a lottery ticket once an hour!
marriage
Inform yourself about marriage and check status of your own one!
monthly
Get a large sum of coins once a month to help if you're down bad
multiplier
Check how high your coin multiplier is!
omega
Omega is the pinnacle endgame of Dank Memer. Are you ready?
pet
Interact with your own virtual pet!
postmemes
Post (fake) memes to earn money from good ones!
prestige
Reset your entire profile for a prestige level to be seen in your bot profile.
Pls pet
This command allows you to buy and take care of your very own virtual pet!
Take care of it regularly to prevent it from running away!
You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 485,271
Bank: ⏣ 2,746,181 / 2,750,861 (99.8%)
Net: ⏣ 21,028,767
Pls pet
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
1d and 23h until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
1d and 23h until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
1d and 23h until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
11h and 59m until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (99 / 100)
Level 0
Awww! You bought a cute little Pepe!
What name do you want to give to your pepe? Enter a name in chat now!
You didn't give a valid response, so your pepe currently has no name. You can rename them at any time!
Pls pet




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
11h and 57m until empty




(100%)




(99 / 100)
Level 0
You hug your pepe, aw.
Pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 235,271
Bank: ⏣ 2,746,181 / 2,751,701 (99.8%)
Net: ⏣ 20,778,767
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Bank Note
!
Pls use banknotes
1x 
⏣ 50,646
⏣ 2,802,347
Pls dep all
⏣ 56,166
⏣ 179,105
⏣ 2,802,347
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls inventory
Adventure Ticket ─ 11
ID adventureticket ─ Tool
Alcohol ─ 2
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Ant ─ 6
ID ant ─ Sellable
Apple ─ 9
ID apple ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 11
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Boar ─ 1
ID boar ─ Sellable
Box of Sand ─ 21
ID sand ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 2
ID phone ─ Tool
Pls item sand
Throw a box of sand in someone's eyes to prevent them from robbing anyone for 30 minutes.
BUY - ⏣ 5,000
SELL - ⏣ 834
TRADE - ⏣ 2,300 (117,091 traded today)
Uncommon
Tool
sand
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
- 'Total Tool' Bundle
Pls item chill pul
Eating this once a day makes it so you do not lose any inventory items or active items if you die. The lifesaver takes priority over this effect. (Lasts 24 hours)
BUY - ⏣ 7,500
SELL - ⏣ 1,250
TRADE - ⏣ 4,500 (75,536 traded today)
Uncommon
Power-up
apple
- 'Human Powerup' Bundle
Pls item chill pill
Pls use chill pill
You stop for just a second, take a chill pill and breathe.
Just breathe.
Good. :relieved:
You have 8x Chill Pill left.
Pls item pepe coin
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up. Dispenses anywhere from ⏣ 2,000 - ⏣ 15,000 for other people on the server to pick up in chat. Basically used to get people active in chat and share some coins!
BUY - ⏣ 30,000
SELL - ⏣ 5,000
TRADE - ⏣ 15,000 (6,113 traded today)
Uncommon
Tool
coinbomb
- 'Total Tool' Bundle
Pls inventory
Ladybug ─ 1
ID ladybug ─ Sellable
Laptop ─ 5
ID laptop ─ Collectable
Life Saver ─ 7
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 4
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
Mouse ─ 1
ID mouse ─ Tool
Orange Phallic Object ─ 15
ID orangephallicobject ─ Collectable
Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool
Pepe Coin ─ 4
ID pepecoin ─ Collectable
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,379,105
Bank: ⏣ 2,802,347 / 2,802,587 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 19,968,767
Title: Reposter
9





929/1,000





Wallet: ⏣ 1,379,105
Bank: ⏣ 2,802,347
Net: ⏣ 19,968,767
Coin Multi: 185%
Gamble Multi: 37%
46 items (488 total) worth ⏣ 15,787,315
1 daily streak
17 cheese eaten (63.99% xp multi)
2,691,161 bank note space
1 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,694 commands issued
1% tax
Padlock - 1mo left
Landmine - 1d left
Level 0 Pepe
Pls trade
Syntax:

pls trade <your offer> [ , <someone's offer> ] <@user>
Offer Examples:
10 coins
⏣ 10
2 chill pill
2 x 
250 5 apple 8 life saver
⏣ 250
5x
Apple
8x
Life Saver
Trade Examples:
pls trade 1 apple, 2 lifesaver 2 ant @user
Your apple for their 2 lifesavers and 2 ants
pls trade 100 @user
Your 100 coins for nothing (sharing)
pls trade 2 apple 4 chillpill @user
Your 2 apples and 4 chill pills for nothing (gifting)
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Bank Note
!
Pls use kno
1x 
⏣ 93,176
⏣ 2,896,003
Pls dep all
⏣ 93,656
⏣ 1,285,449
⏣ 2,896,003
Pls work Manager
@brazen lichen Congratulations, you are now working as a Manager!
You're required to work at least 4 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 26,000 per hour.
Pls work
@brazen lichen What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
Pls with 100000
⏣ 100,000
⏣ 1,411,449
⏣ 2,796,003
Pls with 100000
⏣ 100,000
⏣ 1,511,449
⏣ 2,696,003
Pls use kno 12
@brazen lichen
Share a million coins!
Reward: 5x
Coin Bomb
12x 
⏣ 506,235
⏣ 3,403,318
Pls dep ll
Your argument should be either a number and no more than what you have in your wallet (⏣ 97,449), or max
Pls dep all
⏣ 97,449
⏣ 0
⏣ 2,793,452
Pls vote
pls adv
You're picking up a transmission from deep space!
::![~/$>"/+;]},;>$([__|<-/%?,_
I think you called their mother something foul
- Nothing interesting happened
pls vote
pls dep all
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
⏣ 3,158,286
pls bal
@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,158,286 / 4,732,287 (66.7%)
Net: ⏣ 62,942,400
Pls daily
@cunning horizon You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,750 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours, 29 minutes and 36 seconds
Pls dep max
⏣ 51,125
⏣ 0
⏣ 3,487,810
pls work
@jade monolith Click the buttons in correct order!
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 6,321 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls trade @rugged locust all
@cursive lotus You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Syntax:

pls trade <your offer> [ , <someone's offer> ] <@user>
Offer Examples:
10 coins
⏣ 10
2 chill pill
2 x 
250 5 apple 8 life saver
⏣ 250
5x
Apple
8x
Life Saver
Trade Examples:
pls trade 1 apple, 2 lifesaver 2 ant @user
Your apple for their 2 lifesavers and 2 ants
pls trade 100 @user
Your 100 coins for nothing (sharing)
pls trade 2 apple 4 chillpill @user
Your 2 apples and 4 chill pills for nothing (gifting)
Pls trade all @rugged locust
@cursive lotus You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Syntax:

pls trade <your offer> [ , <someone's offer> ] <@user>
Offer Examples:
10 coins
⏣ 10
2 chill pill
2 x 
250 5 apple 8 life saver
⏣ 250
5x
Apple
8x
Life Saver
Trade Examples:
pls trade 1 apple, 2 lifesaver 2 ant @user
Your apple for their 2 lifesavers and 2 ants
pls trade 100 @user
Your 100 coins for nothing (sharing)
pls trade 2 apple 4 chillpill @user
Your 2 apples and 4 chill pills for nothing (gifting)
Pls with all
@cursive lotus you have nothing to withdraw! Did you expect more money in your bank?
Tip: Your pet misses you! Use 'pls pet' to check on them! Don't take care of them for too long and they'll run away :(
@cursive lotus You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
@jade monolith Click the buttons in correct order!
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 6,321 for a sub-par hour of work.
@jade monolith see my bal once pls
Pls vote
Pls work
@brazen lichen Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
Pls dep all
⏣ 76,000
⏣ 0
⏣ 2,869,452
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
7 hours, 24 minutes and 41 seconds
Pls item kno
You can either use this note to expand your bank space by 10000-100000 or sell it for some coins. Your choice really. Expanded bank space does not reset on prestige (regular bank space earned via running commands does)
BUY - ⏣ 325,000
SELL - ⏣ 54,167
TRADE - ⏣ 149,000 (535,653 traded today)
Uncommon
Power-up
banknote
- 'Human Powerup' Bundle
Pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls inventory
Adventure Ticket ─ 11
ID adventureticket ─ Tool
Alcohol ─ 2
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Ant ─ 6
ID ant ─ Sellable
Apple ─ 9
ID apple ─ Power-up
Bank Note ─ 8
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 11
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Boar ─ 1
ID boar ─ Sellable
Box of Sand ─ 21
ID sand ─ Tool
Pls sell ant 6
You successfully sold 6x
Ants for ⏣ 17,100
You successfully sold 1x
Boar for ⏣ 11,400
Pls inventory
Coin Bomb ─ 14
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
Common Fish ─ 11
ID fish ─ Sellable
Daily Box ─ 2
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Deer ─ 1
ID deer ─ Sellable
Duck ─ 3
ID duck ─ Sellable
Duct Tape ─ 1
ID ducttape ─ Tool
Engagement Ring ─ 1
ID ring ─ Collectable
Exotic Fish ─ 3
ID exoticfish ─ Sellable
Pls sell fish 11
You successfully sold 11x
Common Fishs for ⏣ 23,513
Pls item duck
Pls sell duck 3
You successfully sold 3x
Ducks for ⏣ 14,963
Pls item exoticfish
Pls sell excoticfish 3
You successfully sold 3x
Exotic Fishs for ⏣ 42,750
Pls item deer
Pls sell deer 1
You successfully sold 1x
Deer for ⏣ 5,700
Pls inventory
Tidepod ─ 5
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Worm ─ 29
ID worm ─ Sellable
Pls sell worm 29
You successfully sold 29x
Worms for ⏣ 41,325
Pls sell garbage max
You successfully sold 12x
Garbages for ⏣ 6,840
Pls inventory
Hunting Rifle ─ 16
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Jelly Fish ─ 4
ID jellyfish ─ Sellable
Keyboard ─ 1
ID keyboard ─ Tool
Ladybug ─ 1
ID ladybug ─ Sellable
Laptop ─ 5
ID laptop ─ Collectable
Life Saver ─ 7
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 4
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
Mouse ─ 1
ID mouse ─ Tool
Pls sell goldenphallicobject 1
@brazen lichen You cannot sell collectables, you can collect or trade them!
Tip: The pls help command provides information about the bot commands! Do pls help <cmd> to see info about a specific command.
Pls sell jellyfish 4
You successfully sold 4x
Jelly Fishs for ⏣ 91,200
Pls inventory
Coin Bomb ─ 14
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
Daily Box ─ 2
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Duct Tape ─ 1
ID ducttape ─ Tool
Engagement Ring ─ 1
ID ring ─ Collectable
Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Fishing Pole ─ 6
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Fresh Bread ─ 1
ID bread ─ Sellable
Golden Phallic Object ─ 1
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable
Pls sell goldenphallicobject 1
@brazen lichen You cannot sell collectables, you can collect or trade them!
You successfully sold 1x
Fresh Bread for ⏣ 1,425
Pls inventory
Pink Phallic Object ─ 111
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
Pizza Slice ─ 5
ID pizza ─ Power-up
Police Badge ─ 1
ID policebadge ─ Collectable
Purple Phallic Object ─ 5
ID purplephallicobject ─ Collectable
Rabbit ─ 15
ID rabbit ─ Sellable
Rare Fish ─ 12
ID rarefish ─ Sellable
Rare Pepe ─ 2
ID pepe ─ Collectable
Robbers Wishlist ─ 2
ID wishlist ─ Tool
Pls item rare fish
Pls item rarefish
Pls sell rarefish 12
You successfully sold 12x
Rare Fishs for ⏣ 85,500
Pls rabbit 15
Pls sell rabbit 15
You successfully sold 15x
Rabbits for ⏣ 64,125
Pls inventory
Shredded Cheese ─ 82
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Skunk ─ 34
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Stickbug ─ 3
ID stickbug ─ Sellable
Tidepod ─ 5
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Pls item shunk
Pls sell skunk 34
You successfully sold 34x
Skunks for ⏣ 121,125
Pls sell stickbug 3
You successfully sold 3x
Stickbugs for ⏣ 17,100
Pls inventory
Shredded Cheese ─ 82
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Tidepod ─ 5
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Pls sell seaweed 7
You successfully sold 7x
Seaweeds for ⏣ 4,988
Pls sell ladybug 1
You successfully sold 1x
Ladybug for ⏣ 8,550
Pls dep all
⏣ 534,106
⏣ 23,498
⏣ 3,403,558
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 23,498
Bank: ⏣ 3,403,558 / 3,403,558 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 21,192,871
Pls use kno 1
1x 
⏣ 40,148
⏣ 3,443,706
Pls use kno 1
1x 
⏣ 87,458
⏣ 3,531,164
Pls use kno 1
1x 
⏣ 29,307
⏣ 3,560,471
Pls use kno 5
5x 
⏣ 242,339
⏣ 3,802,810
Pls dep all
⏣ 23,498
⏣ 0
⏣ 3,427,056
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,427,056 / 3,802,810 (90.1%)
Net: ⏣ 18,592,871
Pls inventory
Daily Box ─ 2
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Duct Tape ─ 1
ID ducttape ─ Tool
Engagement Ring ─ 1
ID ring ─ Collectable
Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Fishing Pole ─ 6
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Golden Phallic Object ─ 1
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable
Hunting Rifle ─ 16
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Keyboard ─ 1
ID keyboard ─ Tool
Pls daily 2
Your next daily is ready in:
7 hours, 12 minutes and 59 seconds
Pls use daily box 2
Pls use daily box
Pls dep all
⏣ 167,547
⏣ 0
⏣ 3,594,603
Pls work
@brazen lichen You need to wait 44m and 30s until you can work again!
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,594,603 / 3,802,810 (94.5%)
Net: ⏣ 18,630,418
Pls daily
@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 26,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
23 hours, 33 minutes and 26 seconds
Pls work
@jade monolith Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,965 for an hour of work.
Pls work
@brazen lichen What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
Pls vote
This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!
@waxen panther You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
@waxen panther You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
Pls alert
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/pre-rewrite-update
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/pre-rewrite-update
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/pre-rewrite-update
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/pre-rewrite-update
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/pre-rewrite-update
Heyo, small (temporary) patch to shake things up until the rewrite is done? Say less.
Vote reward changes, TAX changes, and much much more
Pls work
@brazen lichen What color was next to the word revenue?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
Pls vote
Pls dep all
⏣ 102,000
⏣ 0
⏣ 3,696,603
Pls use kno 2
2x 
⏣ 94,464
⏣ 3,897,754
Pls use kno 1
1x 
⏣ 69,004
⏣ 3,966,758
Pls use kno 1
1x 
⏣ 50,259
⏣ 4,017,017
Pls use kno max
1x 
⏣ 49,924
⏣ 4,066,941
Pls inventory
Adventure Ticket ─ 11
ID adventureticket ─ Tool
Alcohol ─ 2
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Apple ─ 9
ID apple ─ Power-up
Bank Note ─ 3
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 11
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Box of Sand ─ 21
ID sand ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 2
ID phone ─ Tool
Chill Pill ─ 8
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
Pls use banknotes 3
3x 
⏣ 222,339
⏣ 4,289,280
This event has expired.
THE PLS RICH COMMAND NO WORK! I WANT STEAL NOW! >:(
Get the developer to fix it ASAP or else!
Attack the boss by clicking why my pls rich no work?
:rage:
10 hits — 0/150 HP
LUCKY gained ⏣ 11,586 and 1
Bank Note
Pls use kno
1x 
⏣ 25,486
⏣ 4,314,766
Pls dep all
⏣ 11,586
⏣ 0
⏣ 3,708,189
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,708,189 / 4,314,766 (85.9%)
Net: ⏣ 19,024,004
Pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish
!
Pls sell rare fish
@brazen lichen You cannot sell collectables, you can collect or trade them!
Pls sell rarefish
You successfully sold 1x
Rare Fish for ⏣ 7,125
Pls sell worm 1
Tip: You can be blacklisted or banned for breaking our rules! See the rules here: https://dankmemer.lol/rules
You successfully sold 1x
Worm for ⏣ 1,425
Pls dep all
⏣ 8,550
⏣ 0
⏣ 3,716,739
Pls inventory
Police Badge ─ 1
ID policebadge ─ Collectable
Purple Phallic Object ─ 5
ID purplephallicobject ─ Collectable
Rare Pepe ─ 2
ID pepe ─ Collectable
Robbers Wishlist ─ 2
ID wishlist ─ Tool
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Shredded Cheese ─ 82
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Tidepod ─ 5
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Pls use daily box max
Pls use daily box
Pls dep all
⏣ 122,908
⏣ 0
⏣ 3,839,647
Pls item pepecoin
This coin is primarily for flexing on normies who cannot afford one. Once upon a time it was the most expensive item on the bot!
BUY - ⏣ 500,000
SELL - Unable to be sold
TRADE - ⏣ 275,000 (1,110 traded today)
Rare
Collectable
pepecoin
- 'Pepe Collector' Bundle
Pls dep all
⏣ 275,000
⏣ 0
⏣ 4,114,647
Life Saver ─ 7
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 4
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
Mouse ─ 1
ID mouse ─ Tool
Orange Phallic Object ─ 15
ID orangephallicobject ─ Collectable
Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool
Pink Phallic Object ─ 111
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
Pizza Slice ─ 5
ID pizza ─ Power-up
Police Badge ─ 1
ID policebadge ─ Collectable
Pls use pinkplallicobject
@brazen lichen Who do you want to give your 'little pink surprise' to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.

@brazen lichen You gotta mention an actual user otherwise I'm gonna shove that thing right up your shitter mate
Purple Phallic Object ─ 5
ID purplephallicobject ─ Collectable
Rare Pepe ─ 2
ID pepe ─ Collectable
Robbers Wishlist ─ 2
ID wishlist ─ Tool
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Shredded Cheese ─ 83
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Tidepod ─ 5
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
The rare pepe is only used for collecting or flexing on normies who cannot afford one. Although basically anyone can afford one these days...
BUY - ⏣ 50,000
SELL - Unable to be sold
TRADE - ⏣ 25,000 (21,926 traded today)
Rare
Collectable
pepe
- 'Pepe Collector' Bundle
Pls daily
⏣ 25,750 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
16 hours, 40 minutes and 50 seconds
Pls dep all
⏣ 25,750
⏣ 0
⏣ 4,140,397
Pls bal
Tip: One of the many perks for donors are steal-shields! Lose fewer coins when stolen from! https://dankmemer.lol/premium
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 4,140,397 / 4,315,486 (95.9%)
Net: ⏣ 19,251,212
Pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ant
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 2,241, guess you found the secret money stash your mommy left you!
Pls hunt
The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 6 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 2,081, DID YOU JUST ROB THAT BANK WTF
Pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
Pls search
Hey you found ⏣ 1,451, I guess it doesn’t suck!
Pls slut
Pls work
Work for Babysitter - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,965 for an hour of work.
You found a Baby 
Pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
Pls daily
@cunning horizon You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 26,125 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
14 hours, 39 minutes and 16 seconds
Pls dep max
⏣ 26,125
⏣ 0
⏣ 3,513,935
Pls work
Work for Babysitter - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,965 for an hour of work.
Pls rps @kind glen
- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya
Don't want to play? Alright.
Pls rps @fierce pond
Chitti vs. - S P I D E Y ²⁵²
Chitti chose 🪨!
- S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🧻 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

Chitti vs. - S P I D E Y ²⁵²
Chitti chose 🧻 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
- S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🪨!
Noice


Pls bj all
Pls dep all
⏣ 204,347
⏣ 0
⏣ 3,362,633
Pls shop
Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.
Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.
Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Disguise your identity from robbers using a wishlist!
Pls work
@brazen lichen Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
11 hours, 5 minutes and 1 second
Pls vote
Pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
Pls dep all
⏣ 31,773
⏣ 0
⏣ 4,172,170
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 4,172,170 / 4,321,846 (96.5%)
Net: ⏣ 19,314,985
Pls rich
This command is used to see the top people in various categories.
It is possible someone will not show up until they gain some coins, so to force someone to show up on the leaderboard (if they qualify) you can share some coins with them.
🔹 39,944,273 - 𝐒𝐊 ⌁ ⚡MOULIK⚡#5191
🔹 35,334,643 - Gaming Lee#2059
Pls top 50
This badge does not exist.
Pls work
@brazen lichen You need to wait 33m and 58s until you can work again!
Pls inventory
Skunk ─ 1
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Tidepod ─ 5
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Worm ─ 2
ID worm ─ Sellable
Pls item tidepod
Eat a Tidepod, risking your life to have the potential to gain a 50% multiplier for 2 whole hours.
BUY - Unable to be bought
SELL - ⏣ 8,334
TRADE - ⏣ 20,000 (44,798 traded today)
Uncommon
Power-up
tidepod
There's a high chance you'll injure yourself from the tidepod and die (meaning you lose all coins).
- 'Human Powerup' Bundle
Pls inventory
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Shredded Cheese ─ 83
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Skunk ─ 1
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Tidepod ─ 5
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Worm ─ 2
ID worm ─ Sellable
Pls adv
You uh, just came across a pair of Odd Eyes floating around

The eyes do not approve of you reaching for them.
- You lost your :Apple: Apple
- You lost all items in your backpack, all your rewards, and your adventure has ended
Pls item adv
Can be found in limited stock in the shop, from voting, or from being a patron! These are used to start an adventure in the adventure command.
BUY - ⏣ 200,000
SELL - ⏣ 33,334
TRADE - ⏣ 60,000 (83,545 traded today)
Rare
Tool
adventureticket
- 'Total Tool' Bundle
⏣ 20,000
⏣ 20,000
⏣ 4,201,968
Pls work
@brazen lichen What color was next to the word costs?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
Pls vote
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 390,465
Bank: ⏣ 4,322,086 / 4,322,326 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 20,755,366
Pls notifications
You can use pls notifications search [keyword] to filter by keywords
You can use pls notifications view [index] to view a specific notification
Results: (Sorted by most recent)
[001] - Your trade was a success!
Saleen#3333 (775821248831815710) gave you:
**⏣ 50...
[002] - Your trade was a success!
HUNTER GAMING YT#7426 (760825740420972555) gave you:
<:Reply:870665583593660...
[003] - Your trade was a success!
HUNTER GAMING YT#7426 (760825740420972555) gave you:
<:Reply:870665583593660...
[004] - Your trade was a success!
HUNTER GAMING YT#7426 (760825740420972555) gave you:
<:Reply:870665583593660...
[005] - Level up!
Great stuff LUCKY. Congratulations on reaching level 10! You received 5%...
😃😃
Pls adv
You ran into someone who looks JUST like Matt Damon, and they're fertilizing their own feces to grow potatoes on Mars??
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls inventory
Adventure Ticket ─ 1
ID adventureticket ─ Tool
Alcohol ─ 2
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Ant ─ 1
ID ant ─ Sellable
Apple ─ 9
ID apple ─ Power-up
Bank Note ─ 24
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 11
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Box of Sand ─ 21
ID sand ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 2
ID phone ─ Tool
Pls pet




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(91%)
1d and 19h until empty




(19%)
9h and 18m until empty




(98%)
11h and 43m until empty




(77%)




(50 / 100)
Level 1
You went with your pepe to get a massage, costing you ⏣ 3,333
You failed the mini-game so you had less fun overall with your pet and didn't earn any XP :cry:
@brazen lichen your pepe leveled up! 0 → 1
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
@brazen lichen What color was next to the word frog?
Pls pet




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(91%)
1d and 19h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(98%)
11h and 42m until empty




(97%)




(6 / 100)
Level 2
you spent ⏣ 3,333 on a big mac for your pepe
@brazen lichen What was the emoji?
@brazen lichen What color was next to the word memes?
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
@brazen lichen Click the buttons in correct order!
@brazen lichen your pepe leveled up! 1 → 2
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
Pls daily
⏣ 26,125 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 25 minutes and 52 seconds
Pls work
@brazen lichen Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
Pls dep all
⏣ 1,560
⏣ 462,081
⏣ 4,323,646
Pls vote
Pls item kno
You can either use this note to expand your bank space by 10000-100000 or sell it for some coins. Your choice really. Expanded bank space does not reset on prestige (regular bank space earned via running commands does)
BUY - ⏣ 325,000
SELL - ⏣ 54,167
TRADE - ⏣ 149,000 (111,080 traded today)
Uncommon
Power-up
banknote
- 'Human Powerup' Bundle
Pls lottery
This command is the entry point into the hourly lottery.
You buy lottery tickets and get entered to win the entire pool for that hour. There is one winner an hour and you will get a DM if you win.
You tryna buy 1 lottery ticket for ⏣ 10,000? There's a winner every hour!
Winner drawn every hour!
To see who wins, visit this server
Last Lottery Win: ⏣ 1,512,422,000
Pls lottery 15000
You need ⏣ 150,000,000 for that, didn't you do the math? Go back to middle school bro
Pls lottery 2
You tryna buy 2 lottery tickets for ⏣ 20,000? There's a winner every hour!
Winner drawn every hour!
To see who wins, visit this server
Last Lottery Win: ⏣ 1,512,422,000
Pls daily
@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 26,875 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
16 hours, 35 minutes and 14 seconds
Pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 2d, 1h and 46m
The default cooldown is 1mo.

This command gives you a large sum of coins once per month!
Your account is too new to redeem monthly!
Pls work
@jade monolith Click the buttons in correct order!
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 6,321 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls itemlb kno
This command will show you who has the most of whatever item you search for! Example usage is pls itemlb cookie!
Pls inv Prasad#2516
Adventure Ticket ─ 6
ID adventureticket ─ Tool
Alcohol ─ 20
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Apple ─ 8
ID apple ─ Power-up
Ban Hammer ─ 1
ID banhammer ─ Sellable
Bank Note ─ 348
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 2
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Box of Sand ─ 5
ID sand ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
This event has expired.
SOMEONE JUST POSTED AN IDEA ON REDDIT!
Try their game!
I just chose a secret number between 1 and 100.
Is the secret number higher or lower than 75.
LUCKY answered first!
LUCKY won ⏣ 6,949 and 1
Shredded Cheese
Pls dep all
⏣ 240
⏣ 438,790
⏣ 4,323,886
Pls achievements
Achievements are a way you can earn rewards for completing objectives in the bot.
Some of these are able to be obtained within a day of play, some could take a LONG time for newer players and veterans alike.
Go start earning some rewards!
Die 1000 times!
Reward: 50x
Life Saver
Reward: 1x
Pepe Coin
Reward: 'Always Dead' title




0%
Get Married!
Reward: ⏣ 100,000




0%
Obtain ALL other achievements!
Reward: 25x
God Box
Reward: 1x
Bolt Cutters
Reward: 1x
Odd Eye
Reward: 'Overachiever' title




9%
pls rps @kind glen
- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya
Don't want to play? Alright.
🤦♀️
Pls rps @kind glen
- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya
- S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🧻!
Sreya chose 🧻!
You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw
Pls tictactoe @kind glen
- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya
@fierce pond won!!! :sunglasses:
Ayepoi 🤣
😎

Pls rps @kind glen
- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya
Don't want to play? Alright.
Pls work
@jade monolith You need to wait 40m and 22s until you can work again!
Tip: Running low on coins? Join some giveaway servers, pls partners!
@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls bal
@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 33,196
Bank: ⏣ 3,362,633 / 4,733,247 (71.0%)
Net: ⏣ 66,779,943
Pls adv
You finally confirm for humanity, the moon is NOT made out of cheese
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls work
@brazen lichen What color was next to the word rich?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
Pls inv
Adventure Ticket ─ 14
ID adventureticket ─ Tool
Alcohol ─ 4
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Ant ─ 5
ID ant ─ Sellable
Baby ─ 11
ID baby ─ Collectable
Bank Note ─ 100
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Bean ─ 4
ID bean ─ Sellable
Black Hole ─ 5
ID blackhole ─ Collectable
Blue Phallic Object ─ 8
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Pls dep all
⏣ 240
⏣ 464,550
⏣ 4,324,126
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 464,550
Bank: ⏣ 4,324,126 / 4,324,126 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 26,666,491
100 bamk note
400k 
Pls bal
Tip: Our rules are on our website. Are you following them? https://dankmemer.lol/rules
@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 33,196
Bank: ⏣ 3,362,633 / 4,733,247 (71.0%)
Net: ⏣ 66,779,943
Pls with 60k
⏣ 60,000
⏣ 93,196
⏣ 3,302,633
Pls bj all
Pls with 250k
⏣ 250,000
⏣ 250,000
⏣ 3,052,633
@jade monolith banknotes trade chestava 
Pls bj all
🥲😂enka em vodha
Your next daily is ready in:
16 hours, 4 minutes and 46 seconds
Pls vote
Pls bal
@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,052,633 / 4,733,367 (64.5%)
Net: ⏣ 66,436,747
Pls with 52k
⏣ 52,000
⏣ 52,000
⏣ 3,000,633
Pls bj all
Pls scratch all
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 111,878
You won ⏣ 44,073 in total
You now have ⏣ 111,878
Pls scratch 110k
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 110,000
You won ⏣ 0 in total
You now have ⏣ 111,878
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
@brazen lichen Your pepe found a
Padlock for you!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
Pls search
Pls hunt
The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
Pls pet




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(91%)
1d and 19h until empty




(51%)
6h and 6m until empty




(85%)




(24 / 100)
Level 2
You paid ⏣ 500 to feed your pepe.
@brazen lichen Click the buttons in correct order!
Pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
Pls search
You found Celine in the living room, who was in a VR session and was dropping coins everywhere, making you pick up ⏣ 4,273.
Pls adv
On your way out of the solar system, you hit a tesla floating on the way to Mars
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls adv
You went through an asteroid belt and made it out in one piece, thank GOD
- Nothing interesting happened
pls bal
Tip: Did you know we hold a monthly dev QnA? Join us with your suggestion at discord.gg/memers
Wallet: ⏣ 11,531,708
Bank: ⏣ 582,853 / 585,133 (99.6%)
Net: ⏣ 14,874,253
Wallet: ⏣ 111,878
Bank: ⏣ 3,000,633
Net: ⏣ 66,496,625
pls inv @jade monolith
Boar ─ 4
ID boar ─ Sellable
Box of Sand ─ 35
ID sand ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 4
ID phone ─ Tool
Chill Pill ─ 18
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
Coin Bomb ─ 2
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
Common Fish ─ 16
ID fish ─ Sellable
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Daily Box ─ 52
ID daily ─ Loot Box
akka 1m tiskoni 100 bank notes ivvava plezz @jade monolith
Pls daily
@cunning horizon You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 26,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
14 hours, 42 minutes and 29 seconds
1m tiskoni 100 bank notes ah pedda plan ea
Pls dep max
⏣ 26,500
⏣ 0
⏣ 3,540,435
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 11,531,708
Bank: ⏣ 582,853 / 586,213 (99.4%)
Net: ⏣ 14,824,253
pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
14 hours, 40 minutes and 25 seconds
pls job
Work for Fast Food Cook - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,111 for an hour of work.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls sell hunting rifle 3
You successfully sold 1x
Hunting Rifle for ⏣ 4,167

Pls adv
You got sad because there are no memes in space...
- Nothing interesting happened
Wallet: ⏣ 11,546,986
Bank: ⏣ 582,853 / 586,453 (99.4%)
Net: ⏣ 14,814,531
choryy
Pls adv
You got abducted by a group of aliens, who are trying to probe you. What do you do?
The aliens are creeped out with how willing you were for this
- You lost your :CoinBomb: Coin Bomb
Boar ─ 4
ID boar ─ Sellable
Box of Sand ─ 35
ID sand ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 4
ID phone ─ Tool
Chill Pill ─ 18
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
Coin Bomb ─ 2
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
Common Fish ─ 16
ID fish ─ Sellable
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Daily Box ─ 52
ID daily ─ Loot Box
pls rich
🥇 468,638,025 - ΔᐯΞᒪᗝᑕ工丅ㄚΔ#2508
🥈 437,175,747 - BunnyRC#8887
🥉 197,187,359 - ! ||COMPLAN||#7374
🔹 155,320,550 - !VibhuAmruth/Mr.noobda#5456 
🔹 151,633,638 - - B H A V E S H#4389
pls top
🔹 44,171,440 - Bryce#7713
🔹 39,944,273 - 𝐒𝐊 ⌁⚡MOULIK⚡#5191
Pls itemlb abby
Pls itemlb pepe
Pls rich
This command is used to see the top people in various categories.
It is possible someone will not show up until they gain some coins, so to force someone to show up on the leaderboard (if they qualify) you can share some coins with them.
🥇 468,638,025 - ΔᐯΞᒪᗝᑕ工丅ㄚΔ#2508
🥈 437,175,747 - BunnyRC#8887
🥉 197,187,359 - ! ||COMPLAN||#7374
🔹 155,320,550 - !VibhuAmruth/Mr.noobda#5456 
🔹 151,633,638 - - B H A V E S H#4389
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 31,075,949
Bank: ⏣ 582,853 / 587,773 (99.2%)
Net: ⏣ 38,149,494
Pls bal
@kindred void You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 47,199
Bank: ⏣ 3,827,416 / 4,441,698 (86.2%)
Net: ⏣ 13,099,134
Pls alert
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/pre-rewrite-update
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/pre-rewrite-update
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/pre-rewrite-update
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/pre-rewrite-update
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/pre-rewrite-update
Heyo, small (temporary) patch to shake things up until the rewrite is done? Say less.
Vote reward changes, TAX changes, and much much more
Pls work
Work for Manager - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Okay 👌
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
Pls vote
Pls pet




(92%)
1d and 20h until empty




(92%)
1d and 20h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(19%)
2h and 14m until empty




(76%)




(42 / 100)
Level 2
You hug your pepe, aw.
@brazen lichen What was the emoji?
You went hunting and brought back a Duck
!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
Pls search
You found ⏣ 2,045, congrats on risking your life and profiting from it.
Pls dep all
⏣ 2,520
⏣ 490,727
⏣ 4,326,646
Pls lottery
You tryna buy 1 lottery ticket for ⏣ 10,000? There's a winner every hour!
Winner drawn every hour!
To see who wins, visit this server
Last Lottery Win: ⏣ 550,885,000
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish
!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,661, but its covered in old gum...
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Jelly Fish
!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 731, now you can do some laundry!
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
12 hours, 15 minutes and 56 seconds
Pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 2,130, why are you in your crawl space?
Pls item sandbox
Pls inventory
Adventure Ticket ─ 1
ID adventureticket ─ Tool
Alcohol ─ 2
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Ant ─ 1
ID ant ─ Sellable
Apple ─ 9
ID apple ─ Power-up
Bank Note ─ 24
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 11
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Box of Sand ─ 22
ID sand ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 2
ID phone ─ Tool
Pls item sand
Throw a box of sand in someone's eyes to prevent them from robbing anyone for 30 minutes.
BUY - ⏣ 5,000
SELL - ⏣ 834
TRADE - ⏣ 2,300 (359,059 traded today)
Uncommon
Tool
sand
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
- 'Total Tool' Bundle
Pls inventory
Tidepod ─ 5
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Worm ─ 4
ID worm ─ Sellable
Pls item chillpill
Pls item tidepod
Eat a Tidepod, risking your life to have the potential to gain a 50% multiplier for 2 whole hours.
BUY - Unable to be bought
SELL - ⏣ 8,334
TRADE - ⏣ 20,000 (16,470 traded today)
Uncommon
Power-up
tidepod
There's a high chance you'll injure yourself from the tidepod and die (meaning you lose all coins).
- 'Human Powerup' Bundle
Pls item lifesaver
Pls vote
Pls vote
Pls vote
Pls vote
Pls item chillpill
Pls Bal
@cursive lotus You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 20,960
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,720 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 270,960
Pls with all
@cursive lotus you have nothing to withdraw! Did you expect more money in your bank?
@cursive lotus You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls trade @still chasm all
@cursive lotus You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Syntax:

pls trade <your offer> [ , <someone's offer> ] <@user>
Offer Examples:
10 coins
⏣ 10
2 chill pill
2 x 
250 5 apple 8 life saver
⏣ 250
5x
Apple
8x
Life Saver
Trade Examples:
pls trade 1 apple, 2 lifesaver 2 ant @user
Your apple for their 2 lifesavers and 2 ants
pls trade 100 @user
Your 100 coins for nothing (sharing)
pls trade 2 apple 4 chillpill @user
Your 2 apples and 4 chill pills for nothing (gifting)
Tip: You can get amazing rewards from leveling!
Wallet: ⏣ 20,960
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 270,960
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 250,000
pls bal @remote nymph
Tip: Use fake id to cover yourself from the robber's wishlist item!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 190,100
Net: ⏣ 3,911,825
pls rich
🥇 213,409,460 - suhalo_351#1642
🥈 29,664,964 - AGRO AKSHAY🤍#0001
🥉 13,099,134 - MBG • KVK 👑#6800
🔹 10,086,277 - M I K E Y#4633
🔹 9,837,249 - -NITHIN👑SAI_YT ✓#0608
Pls give @still chasm all
@cursive lotus You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Trade command now supports sharing!
pls trade <coins> @user
Pls alert
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/pre-rewrite-update
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/pre-rewrite-update
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/pre-rewrite-update
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/pre-rewrite-update
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/pre-rewrite-update
Heyo, small (temporary) patch to shake things up until the rewrite is done? Say less.
Vote reward changes, TAX changes, and much much more
pls trade 20000 @still chasm
yeah you're a bit of an idiot, you can't trade with yourself
pls bal
Tip: Want to get bot notifications directly in your DMs? Try pls settings dmNotifications true!
Wallet: ⏣ 22,163,419
Bank: ⏣ 582,853 / 588,853 (99.0%)
Net: ⏣ 29,664,964
pls bal @cunning horizon
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,540,435
Net: ⏣ 9,837,249
Pls work
@brazen lichen What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
Pls vote
Pls inventory
Alcohol ─ 2
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Apple ─ 9
ID apple ─ Power-up
Bank Note ─ 32
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Life Saver ─ 7
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 4
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
Pizza Slice ─ 5
ID pizza ─ Power-up
Shredded Cheese ─ 84
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Tidepod ─ 5
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Pls item kno
You can either use this note to expand your bank space by 10000-100000 or sell it for some coins. Your choice really. Expanded bank space does not reset on prestige (regular bank space earned via running commands does)
BUY - ⏣ 325,000
SELL - ⏣ 54,167
TRADE - ⏣ 138,000 (460,175 traded today)
Uncommon
Power-up
banknote
- 'Human Powerup' Bundle
Pls dep all
⏣ 2,040
⏣ 559,209
⏣ 4,328,686
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
8 hours, 31 minutes and 43 seconds
pls bal
Tip: Short on coins? You can sell some of the items in your inventory by using pls sell
Wallet: ⏣ 27,163,419
Bank: ⏣ 582,853 / 588,853 (99.0%)
Net: ⏣ 34,664,964
pls bal @grand pivot
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 453,000
Pls daily
@grand pivot You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
7 hours, 6 minutes and 47 seconds
Pls bj all
Pls bj all
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls bj all
Pls bj all
Abba cha
Wallet: ⏣ 27,163,419
Bank: ⏣ 582,853 / 588,853 (99.0%)
Net: ⏣ 34,664,964
Pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 18d, 14h and 10s
The default cooldown is 1mo.
pls bj 250000
pls search
@still chasm dep cheysu ko
You found ⏣ 2,406, why is it not cold?
⏣ 6,000
⏣ 27,609,183
⏣ 588,853
Pls bal @still chasm
Tip: Don't forget to do 'pls daily' every day! Daily streaks give you bonuses!
@grand pivot You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 27,609,183
Bank: ⏣ 588,853
Net: ⏣ 35,116,728
@still chasm rob koduthea vara vallu
Adventure Ticket ─ 19
ID adventureticket ─ Tool
Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 2
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Box of Sand ─ 3
ID sand ─ Tool
Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Power-up
Cell Phone ─ 3
ID phone ─ Tool
Coin Bomb ─ 5
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
Common Fish ─ 12
ID fish ─ Sellable
Ok
pls av
@still chasm owo easta eastava
owo nenem cheskovali naku radu
@still chasm ok oka 30k eastava
Pls bal
Tip: Shredded Cheese item boosts your xp multiplier which makes you gain xp a lot faster!
@wheat kestrel You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,080 / 1,680 (64.3%)
Net: ⏣ 1,281,080
@wheat kestrel pls monthly vathu
Pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 7d, 2h and 9m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
Abba
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 27,609,183
Bank: ⏣ 588,853 / 588,853 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 35,116,728
pls search
You found Celine in the living room, who was in a VR session and was dropping coins everywhere, making you pick up ⏣ 3,898.
pls inv
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable
Duct Tape ─ 1
ID ducttape ─ Tool
Engagement Ring ─ 1
ID ring ─ Collectable
Fishing Pole ─ 3
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Fresh Bread ─ 1
ID bread ─ Sellable
Garbage ─ 3
ID garbage ─ Sellable
Hunting Rifle ─ 5
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
pls adv
On your way out of the solar system, you hit a tesla floating on the way to Mars
- Nothing interesting happened
Who do you want to propose to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
@kindred void
they have to be at least level 10 to marry someone
lol ok bro
W h
Pls daily
@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 27,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
22 hours, 47 minutes and 41 seconds
Pls worl
Pls work
@brazen lichen What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
Pls vote
Pls inv
Adventure Ticket ─ 1
ID adventureticket ─ Tool
Alcohol ─ 2
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Ant ─ 1
ID ant ─ Sellable
Apple ─ 9
ID apple ─ Power-up
Bank Note ─ 44
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 11
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Box of Sand ─ 22
ID sand ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 2
ID phone ─ Tool
Pls vote
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 660,209
Bank: ⏣ 4,328,686 / 4,328,686 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 34,030,210
Work for Babysitter - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,965 for an hour of work.
Pls adv
You ran out of fuel! What next?
You found a planet that is literally pure fuel. NICE!
- + ⏣ 50,000
I'm not made of money dude, wait 1d, 4h and 15m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
Pls inv
Baby ─ 11
ID baby ─ Collectable
Black Hole ─ 5
ID blackhole ─ Collectable
Blue Phallic Object ─ 8
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Chill Pill ─ 18
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
Engagement Ring ─ 1
ID ring ─ Collectable
Golden Phallic Object ─ 1
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable
Jar Of Singularity ─ 1
ID jarofsingularity ─ Collectable
Laptop ─ 9
ID laptop ─ Collectable
Pls profile
Title: Total Memer
Badges: 
20





2,086/2,100





Wallet: ⏣ 158,093
Bank: ⏣ 3,000,633
Net: ⏣ 66,584,840
Coin Multi: 90%
Gamble Multi: 18%
52 items (667 total) worth ⏣ 63,426,114
6 daily streak
4,483,647 bank note space
7 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
3,306 commands issued
1% tax
Works as a Babysitter
Craft an item!
Reward: ⏣ 25,000
Reward: 1x
Duct Tape




100%
Craft 25 items!
Reward: ⏣ 250,000
Reward: 8x
Duct Tape




4%
Craft 250 items!
Reward: ⏣ 5,500,000
Reward: 25x
Duct Tape
Reward: 'Crafter' title




0%
Share a million coins!
Reward: 5x
Coin Bomb




100%
Work 12 hours in one day!
Reward: ⏣ 500,000




8%
Pls craft
@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 158,093
Bank: ⏣ 3,000,633 / 4,733,967 (63.4%)
Net: ⏣ 66,584,840
Pls bj all
Pls dep all
⏣ 362,091
⏣ 0
⏣ 3,362,724
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 27,613,081
Bank: ⏣ 588,853 / 589,093 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 34,760,626
pls bj 250000
pls bj 250000
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls adv
You met a strange alien that looked like one of Dank Memer's developers... weird
- Nothing interesting happened
pls adv
You see a shooting star!
Pls work
@jade monolith What was the emoji?
You make a wish and the star rewards you
- :CoinBomb: Coin Bomb gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- + 1 :GodBoxClosed: God Box
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,965 for an hour of work.
pls inv
Rabbit ─ 1
ID rabbit ─ Sellable
Rare Fish ─ 6
ID rarefish ─ Sellable
Seaweed ─ 1
ID seaweed ─ Sellable
Shovel ─ 2
ID shovel ─ Tool
Shredded Cheese ─ 2
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Skunk ─ 6
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Worm ─ 5
ID worm ─ Sellable
Gold box
pls item god box
Throw a box of sand in someone's eyes to prevent them from robbing anyone for 30 minutes.
BUY - ⏣ 5,000
SELL - ⏣ 834
TRADE - ⏣ 2,300 (22,290 traded today)
Uncommon
Tool
sand
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
- 'Total Tool' Bundle
Pls bal
@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 18,965
Bank: ⏣ 3,362,724 / 4,734,087 (71.0%)
Net: ⏣ 66,807,803
pls item goldbox
pls work
You never fail to amaze me @still chasm. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 334! 11111 + ⏣ 334 an hour
Tip: Go earn a sick reward by voting here: https://top.gg/bot/memes/vote
@grand pivot You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,375 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
15 hours, 33 minutes and 8 seconds
pls daily
Tip: Feeling lucky?? Try pls lottery!
⏣ 26,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
15 hours, 32 minutes and 44 seconds
pls bj 26500
pls bj 250000
pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
15 hours, 31 minutes and 15 seconds
pls adv
A purple alien with a giant chin is talking crazy about snapping. Is he in a jazz band?
- Nothing interesting happened
pls crime
You tried to murder a random stranger, but he got away! You can't even murder properly.
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,239, I wonder who left that up there
pls adv
A friendly alien approached you slowly. What do you do?
NO! WHY! YOU DO NOT PROBE AN ALIEN WITHOUT ASKING FIRST!!
- You lost your :IronShovel: Shovel
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
pls pet




(59%)
1d and 4h until empty




(71%)
1d and 10h until empty




(48%)
23h and 13m until empty




(93%)
11h and 8m until empty




(68%)




(64 / 100)
Level 1
You bought a battle pass for SEXY BABY, costing you ⏣ 6,666
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
pls adv
You see a shooting star!
You told a friend your wish, so it didn't come true
- Nothing interesting happened
pls job
@still chasm What color was next to the word sauce?
pls search
You found ⏣ 933, why were you even looking in a tree?
pls work
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,445 for an hour of work.
@jade monolith You need to wait 49m and 20s until you can work again!
@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls pm
pls pm
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 27,197,859
Bank: ⏣ 1,006,000 / 1,007,920 (99.8%)
Net: ⏣ 32,914,051
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
pls bj all
pls inv
Baby ─ 11
ID baby ─ Collectable
Black Hole ─ 5
ID blackhole ─ Collectable
Blue Phallic Object ─ 8
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Chill Pill ─ 18
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
Engagement Ring ─ 1
ID ring ─ Collectable
Golden Phallic Object ─ 1
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable
Jar Of Singularity ─ 1
ID jarofsingularity ─ Collectable
Laptop ─ 9
ID laptop ─ Collectable
pls bj 250000
pls bj 250000
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x5
Ant (⏣ 9,500)
x4
Bean (⏣ 15,200)
x4
Boar (⏣ 30,400)
x8
Fresh Bread (⏣ 7,600)
x1
Cookie (⏣ 950)
x6
Deer (⏣ 22,800)
x6
Duck (⏣ 19,950)
x16
Common Fish (⏣ 22,800)
x7
Garbage (⏣ 2,660)
x42
Junk (⏣ 15,960)
x1
Ladybug (⏣ 5,700)
x1
Meteorite (⏣ 47,500)
x10
Rabbit (⏣ 28,500)
x1
Rare Fish (⏣ 4,750)
x6
Seaweed (⏣ 2,850)
x36
Skunk (⏣ 85,500)
x6
Stickbug (⏣ 22,800)
x1
Literally a Tree (⏣ 1,900)
x35
Worm (⏣ 33,250)
Total: ⏣ 380,570 (90% multi)
Alright not doing that. Maybe mention a specific item to sell?
pls dig
Coins
got 1.2 m by trading
@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type
⏣ 81,884

Dank Box
Winning Lottery Ticket