Deposited
⏣ 91,720
Current Wallet Balance
⏣ 0
Current Bank Balance
⏣ 1,878,413
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⏣ 91,720
⏣ 0
⏣ 1,878,413
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
Pls adv
You got sad because there are no memes in space...
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
Pls profile
Title: Normie
4





494/500





Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,878,413
Net: ⏣ 15,705,072
Coin Multi: 225%
Gamble Multi: 45%
44 items (371 total) worth ⏣ 13,826,659
2 daily streak
17 cheese eaten (63.99% xp multi)
1,842,427 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,289 commands issued
3% tax
Works as a Police Officer
Padlock - 2mo left
Landmine - 20h left
...and 1 more
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
Pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
Pls inventory
Adventure Ticket ─ 3
ID adventureticket ─ Tool
Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Ant ─ 2
ID ant ─ Sellable
Blue Phallic Object ─ 7
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Boar ─ 1
ID boar ─ Sellable
Box of Sand ─ 11
ID sand ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 2
ID phone ─ Tool
Chill Pill ─ 8
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
Pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object
!
Pls profile
Title: Reposter
5





535/600





Wallet: ⏣ 10,000
Bank: ⏣ 1,878,413
Net: ⏣ 15,735,072
Coin Multi: 217%
Gamble Multi: 43%
44 items (377 total) worth ⏣ 13,846,659
2 daily streak
17 cheese eaten (63.99% xp multi)
1,842,427 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,300 commands issued
3% tax
Works as a Police Officer
Padlock - 2mo left
Landmine - 20h left
...and 1 more
Pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
Pls dep all
⏣ 10,000
⏣ 0
⏣ 1,888,413
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
Pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Jelly Fish
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object
!
Pls profile
Title: Reposter
5





576/600





Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,888,413
Net: ⏣ 15,795,072
Coin Multi: 217%
Gamble Multi: 43%
44 items (383 total) worth ⏣ 13,906,659
2 daily streak
17 cheese eaten (63.99% xp multi)
1,842,427 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,314 commands issued
3% tax
Works as a Police Officer
Padlock - 2mo left
Landmine - 20h left
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
Pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
Pls adv
You encountered someone named Dank Sidious, what do you do?
"Good Anakin Memewalker, good!"
- :padlock: Padlock gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :IronShovel: Shovel gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :RarePepe: Rare Pepe gave you 8% luck during this interaction
Pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1648542189:R>
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,888,413 / 1,911,733 (98.8%)
Net: ⏣ 15,806,072
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls adv
You got sad because there are no memes in space...
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Exotic Fish
!
Pls adv
You got abducted by a group of aliens, who are trying to probe you. What do you do?
You got away, the aliens didn't enjoy their jobs enough to fight you over it
- :LifeSaver: Life Saver gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- :padlock: Padlock gave you 3% luck during this interaction
pls adv
You're picking up a transmission from deep space!
::![~/$>"/+;]},;>$([__|<-/%?,_
Nothing happens, but some coins appear before you.
- + ⏣ 100,000
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Exotic Fish
!
Pls work
@brazen lichen What color was next to the word 911?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 22,279 for an hour of work.
Pls adv
You discovered a giant moon looking thing with a green lazer blowing up a planet! Oh well, not your problem.
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
12 hours, 7 minutes and 15 seconds
Pls dep all
⏣ 22,279
⏣ 0
⏣ 1,910,692
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
pls adv
Oh my god even in space you cannot escape it
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,910,692 / 1,913,173 (99.9%)
Net: ⏣ 15,900,351
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls dep all
⏣ 95,153
⏣ 0
⏣ 2,708,326
pls adv
This planet seems to be giving off radioactive chemicals. What do you do?
pls dep all
⏣ 100,069
⏣ 0
⏣ 2,808,395
Pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls adv
pls work
@jade monolith What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 17,355 for an hour of work.
You found a Baby 
Pls adv
You uh, just came across a pair of Odd Eyes floating around

The eyes do not approve of you reaching for them.
- You lost all items in your backpack, all your rewards, and your adventure has ended
You can't use this item :thinking:
Pls adv
You accidentally bumped into the Webb Telescope. Oh god.
THIS TELESCOPE TOOK SO LONG TO BUILD AND YOU BROKE IT LIKE THIS WTF???
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls shop
Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.
Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.
Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 3,593/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 3,699/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000— 4,825/5,000 in stock
Disguise your identity from robbers using a wishlist!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ant
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
Pls inventory
Coin Bomb ─ 7
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
Common Fish ─ 7
ID fish ─ Sellable
Daily Box ─ 1
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Duck ─ 2
ID duck ─ Sellable
Engagement Ring ─ 1
ID ring ─ Collectable
Exotic Fish ─ 3
ID exoticfish ─ Sellable
Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Fishing Pole ─ 3
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Pls work
@brazen lichen What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 22,279 for an hour of work.
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours, 21 minutes and 15 seconds
Pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 29d, 14h and 10m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
Pls vote
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
This event has expired.
HERE IS AN EVENT, MY BORED GAMERS
guess guess guess
LUCKY answered first!
LUCKY collected ⏣ 3,243 and 1
Alcohol
Pls work
@brazen lichen You need to wait 44m and 56s until you can work again!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
Pls adv
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ant
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls dig
You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.
Pls dep all
⏣ 7,401
⏣ 83,627
⏣ 1,918,093
Wallet: ⏣ 83,627
Bank: ⏣ 1,918,093 / 1,918,093 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 15,722,879
Pls inv
Daily Box ─ 50
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Normie Box ─ 2
ID normie ─ Loot Box

Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
Tip: Check out our full list of commands on our new and improved website! https://dankmemer.lol/commands
@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
2/4
32/58
1333/4096
8,687,744
27ms
16d, 3h and 23m
Pls info daily box
@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
2/4
32/58
1333/4096
8,687,751
28ms
16d, 3h and 24m


Pls item lb baby
Pls itemlb kno
Pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
what the 560
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
Pls item lb kno
You can either use this note to expand your bank space by 10000-100000 or sell it for some coins. Your choice really. Expanded bank space does not reset on prestige (regular bank space earned via running commands does)
BUY - ⏣ 325,000
SELL - ⏣ 54,167
TRADE - ⏣ 150,000 (232,880 traded today)
Uncommon
Power-up
banknote
- 'Human Powerup' Bundle
Pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
You met a strange alien that looked like one of Dank Memer's developers... weird
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
Pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls work
@brazen lichen What color was next to the word pig?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 7,426 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls dep all
⏣ 2,400
⏣ 88,653
⏣ 1,920,493
Pls adv
You see a shooting star!
You told a friend your wish, so it didn't come true
- You lost your :LifeSaver: Life Saver
Pls slut
Pls adv
On your way out of the solar system, you hit a tesla floating on the way to Mars
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls adv
On your journey you passed a star SHAPED like a star, wtf?
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 22,279 for an hour of work.
Pls daily
Tip: You can see more information on an item by using pls shop [item name]
⏣ 20,900 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
20 hours, 48 minutes and 51 seconds
Pls dep all
⏣ 240
⏣ 131,592
⏣ 1,920,733
Pls vote
Pls daily box
Your next daily is ready in:
20 hours, 46 minutes and 53 seconds
Pls use daily box
Pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 220,343
Bank: ⏣ 1,920,733 / 1,920,733 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 16,687,735
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls daily
@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 37,700 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
19 hours, 52 minutes and 1 second
Pls work
@jade monolith What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 17,355 for an hour of work.
Pls adv
You met a strange alien that looked like one of Dank Memer's developers... weird
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls adv
You went through an asteroid belt and made it out in one piece, thank GOD
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls work
@brazen lichen Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 22,279 for an hour of work.
You're picking up a transmission from deep space!
::![~/$>"/+;]},;>$([__|<-/%?,_
A ship appears and the pilot waves hello
- :padlock: Padlock gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :IronShovel: Shovel gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :CoinBomb: Coin Bomb gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- :RarePepe: Rare Pepe gave you 8% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 120,000
This event has expired.
SOMEONE JUST POSTED AN IDEA ON REDDIT!
Try their game!
I just chose a secret number between 1 and 100.
Is the secret number higher or lower than 42.
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
Pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls inventory
Coin Bomb ─ 9
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
Common Fish ─ 7
ID fish ─ Sellable
Daily Box ─ 1
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Duck ─ 2
ID duck ─ Sellable
Engagement Ring ─ 1
ID ring ─ Collectable
Exotic Fish ─ 3
ID exoticfish ─ Sellable
Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Fishing Pole ─ 6
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Pls use daily box
Pls profile
Title: Reposter
6





657/700





Wallet: ⏣ 335,662
Bank: ⏣ 1,920,733
Net: ⏣ 16,691,554
Coin Multi: 209%
Gamble Multi: 42%
41 items (420 total) worth ⏣ 14,435,159
3 daily streak
17 cheese eaten (63.99% xp multi)
1,842,427 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,406 commands issued
3% tax
Works as a Police Officer
Padlock - 2mo left
Daily Box - 9m left
Pls shop
Pepe Medal (0) — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 5% of players have!
Pepe Trophy (0) — ⏣ 50,000,000
A trophy to flex how rich you are! You are rich enough to afford this... right?
Pepe Crown (0) — ⏣ 250,000,000
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved crowns. At least until another expensive item comes along LOL.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 335,662
Bank: ⏣ 1,920,733 / 1,921,213 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 16,691,554
Pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls shop
Cell Phone (2) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 2,226/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Box of Sand (17) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,922/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fake ID (1) — ⏣ 10,000— 4,646/5,000 in stock
Disguise your identity from robbers using a wishlist!
Alcohol (2) — ⏣ 12,000— 4,591/5,000 in stock
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Shovel (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!
Pls buy apple 10
@brazen lichen bought 10x Apple
and paid ⏣ 75,000
Pls dep all
⏣ 1,080
⏣ 259,582
⏣ 1,921,813
Pls daily
@cunning horizon You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 20,900 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
19 hours, 17 minutes and 59 seconds
This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.
@vestal turret You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 15 minutes and 45 seconds
pls work
This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!
@vestal turret You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
@vestal turret You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls alert
Multiple items have been removed, a command was removed, and two new items are here among multiple other changes. Read about it here: https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/goodbye-laptops
pls work
@vestal turret You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
pls work twitch streamer
@vestal turret You need at least 20 hours of work in any job before you can work as a Twitch Streamer. You currently only have 0 hours.
You can see more work information by using pls work info
pls work infi
@vestal turret You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
pls work info
Hours Worked: 0
Earned: ⏣ 0
Successes: 0
Fails: 0
pls work fast food cook
@vestal turret Congratulations, you are now working as a Fast Food Cook!
You're required to work at least 1 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 11,111 per hour.
pls work
@vestal turret Click the buttons in correct order!
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 3,704 for a sub-par hour of work.
Wallet: ⏣ 24,179
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 600 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 274,179
pls work
@vestal turret You need to wait 58m and 41s until you can work again!
Pls adv
You noticed that space is HUGE. Is there anything here?
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls rps @kind glen
- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya
- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya
Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.
Pls rps @remote nymph
MBG • Prasanth vs. ADHI
Don't want to play? Alright.
- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya
- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya
Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.
pls tictactoe @muted epoch
ADHI vs. MBG • Prasanth
@remote nymph won!!! :sunglasses:
Pls rps @kind glen
- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya
Don't want to play? Alright.
Pls rps @muted epoch
ADHI vs. MBG • Prasanth
ADHI chose 🧻 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
MBG • Prasanth chose 🪨!
Pls rps @remote nymph
MBG • Prasanth vs. ADHI
MBG • Prasanth chose ✂️!
ADHI chose ✂️!
You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw
Pls rps @remote nymph
You can run this command again in 17 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!
ADHI vs. MBG • Prasanth
ADHI chose 🧻!
MBG • Prasanth chose 🧻!
You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw
😂
Pls rps @muted epoch
You can run this command again in 6 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!
Pls tictactoe @muted epoch
ADHI vs. MBG • Prasanth
Don't want to play? Alright.
Pls rps @remote nymph
MBG • Prasanth vs. ADHI
MBG • Prasanth chose 🪨 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
ADHI chose ✂️!
Pls rps @kind glen
- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

🥲
Pls rps @remote nymph
MBG • Prasanth vs. ADHI
Don't want to play? Alright.
Pls rps @kind glen
This command can be used again in 11 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!
Pls rps @kind glen
- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya
Don't want to play? Alright.
Pls rps @fierce pond
Chitti vs. - S P I D E Y ²⁵²
Don't want to play? Alright.
Pls meme
Pls profile
This command shows you your various stats! You can also use it to check on other people if you tag them when running the command.
Badges: 
0





25/100





Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 6,440
Net: ⏣ 330,440
Coin Multi: 245%
Gamble Multi: 49%
10 items (16 total) worth ⏣ 324,000
175,154 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
114 commands issued
3% tax
Works as a House Wife
Pls adv
Whaaaat!? You found a space kitchen! It looks like it is full of shady stuff. What do you do?
You found a jar of some weird stuff!
- :padlock: Padlock gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- + 1 :JarOfSingularity: Jar Of Singularity
Pls work
@brazen lichen What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 22,279 for an hour of work.
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls profile
Title: Reposter
6





666/700





Wallet: ⏣ 281,861
Bank: ⏣ 1,921,813
Net: ⏣ 16,727,333
Coin Multi: 209%
Gamble Multi: 42%
42 items (433 total) worth ⏣ 14,523,659
3 daily streak
17 cheese eaten (63.99% xp multi)
1,842,427 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,420 commands issued
3% tax
Works as a Police Officer
Padlock - 2mo left
Pls slut
Pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 22,279 for an hour of work.
Pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
Pls adv
A wise man in robes who looks like Liam Neeson gives you some advice:
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent"
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls adv
In the distance you see a supernova. Wow, it's beautiful
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls rps @kind glen
MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
Don't want to play? Alright.
Pls adv
Adventures are a new type of content we plan on expanding on in Dank Memer.
Every so often we will add new adventures to go on, with our first being "Pepe Goes to Space". We will also occasionally go back and add new interactions and rewards to previous adventures.
In adventures, you can bring some items to increase your luck to get better outcomes (The higher the item value, the more luck it can bring). You cannot die, but you can lose the stuff you choose to bring with you. You are able to interact every few minutes with your adventure, and it will not end until you've interacted enough times or had a bad encounter.
Go explore space!
Pls adv
You found a strange looking object. What do you do?
Interesting... a Black Hole!? Nothing bad should happen if you take it with you!
- + 1 :BlackHole: Black Hole
Pls work
@brazen lichen Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 22,279 for an hour of work.
Pls adv
You encountered someone named Dank Sidious, what do you do?
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
This event has expired.
YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS UNDER ATTACK FROM COVID-19!
Quick, disinfect your surroundings to defeat it!
Attack the boss by clicking disinfect
:rage:
8 hits — 0/150 HP
LUCKY procured ⏣ 3,318 and 1
Hunting Rifle
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object
!
Pls dep all
⏣ 2,280
⏣ 327,457
⏣ 1,924,093
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours, 9 minutes and 40 seconds
Pls use daily box
You don't own this item??
Pls shop
Fishing Pole (6) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!
Hunting Rifle (16) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!
Coin Bomb (9) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
Lucky Horseshoe (2) — ⏣ 50,000— 7,027/7,500 in stock
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!
Life Saver (7) — ⏣ 50,000— 6,966/7,500 in stock
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!
Robbers Wishlist (2) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!
Rare Pepe (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A lone rare pepe, made to collect and flex how many you can get compared to your friends.
Shredded Cheese (82) — ⏣ 75,000— 1,441/1,500 in stock
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!
Pls vote
Pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
Pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Duck
!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
Pls adv
You got sad because there are no memes in space...
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls adv
You encountered someone named Dank Sidious, what do you do?
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
Pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls adv
This planet seems to be giving off radioactive chemicals. What do you do?
Woah, the scan you took is shaking the science world! You got a reward!
- :IronShovel: Shovel gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 50,000
@brazen lichen You need to wait 25m and 29s until you can work again!
Pls profile
Title: Reposter
6





697/700





Wallet: ⏣ 327,457
Bank: ⏣ 1,924,093
Net: ⏣ 16,921,204
Coin Multi: 209%
Gamble Multi: 42%
42 items (447 total) worth ⏣ 14,669,654
3 daily streak
17 cheese eaten (63.99% xp multi)
1,842,427 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,457 commands issued
3% tax
Works as a Police Officer
Padlock - 2mo left
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish
!
Pls profile
Title: Reposter
7





702/800





Wallet: ⏣ 332,457
Bank: ⏣ 1,924,093
Net: ⏣ 16,945,704
Coin Multi: 201%
Gamble Multi: 40%
42 items (450 total) worth ⏣ 14,689,154
3 daily streak
17 cheese eaten (63.99% xp multi)
1,842,427 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,461 commands issued
3% tax
Works as a Police Officer
Padlock - 2mo left
Pls dep all
⏣ 2,520
⏣ 329,937
⏣ 1,926,613
Pls vote
Pls vote
Pls work
@brazen lichen Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 22,279 for an hour of work.
Pls dep all
⏣ 240
⏣ 391,976
⏣ 1,926,853
Pls vote
Pls adv
Pls adv
Pls work
@hearty jewel You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
@hearty jewel You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls work
@heavy swallow What color was next to the word kids?
white
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.
pls bal
@heavy swallow You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 17,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,480 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 267,000
pls dep all
Deposit is used to move money from your pocket to your bank account. You can check your balance with the balance command. You cannot deposit more than your max bank space.
⏣ 5,480
⏣ 11,520
⏣ 5,480
pls bal
@heavy swallow You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 11,520
Bank: ⏣ 5,480 / 5,480 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 267,000
Pls daily
@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 38,000 was placed in your wallet and a dank BOX!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
22 hours, 38 minutes and 53 seconds
pls daily
⏣ 20,300 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 34 minutes and 40 seconds
pls work
@vestal turret What color was next to the word patty?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 3,704 for a sub-par hour of work.
Wallet: ⏣ 48,183
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 1,560 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 298,183
Pls adv
You noticed that someone is watching you... :alien:
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @brazen lichen. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 1948! 21000 + ⏣ 1948 an hour
Pls adv
You met a moon man! Or woman? Actually lets not just assume either way.
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Purple Phallic Object
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
Pls daily
⏣ 21,200 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 17 minutes and 49 seconds
Pls dep all
⏣ 1,080
⏣ 412,096
⏣ 1,927,933
Pls vote
Pls use daily box
Pls use daily box
Pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 483,948
Bank: ⏣ 1,927,933 / 1,927,933 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 18,023,535
Pls inventory
Adventure Ticket ─ 8
ID adventureticket ─ Tool
Alcohol ─ 2
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Ant ─ 4
ID ant ─ Sellable
Apple ─ 10
ID apple ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 10
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Boar ─ 1
ID boar ─ Sellable
Box of Sand ─ 18
ID sand ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 2
ID phone ─ Tool
Pls shop
Cell Phone (2) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 2,094/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Box of Sand (18) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,844/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple (10) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fake ID (1) — ⏣ 10,000— 4,760/5,000 in stock
Disguise your identity from robbers using a wishlist!
Alcohol (2) — ⏣ 12,000— 4,633/5,000 in stock
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Shovel (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!
Pls buy kno 1
There isn't anything left in this hour's stock, sad.
You should do pls partners to join a partner server to trade for these items.
Pls buy bank notes 1
There isn't anything left in this hour's stock, sad.
You should do pls partners to join a partner server to trade for these items.
Pls buy bank note 1
There isn't anything left in this hour's stock, sad.
You should do pls partners to join a partner server to trade for these items.
Pls shop
Mouse (1) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!
Keyboard (1) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!
Adventure Ticket (8) — ⏣ 200,000— 2,315/2,500 in stock
A ticket to start an adventure!
Pizza Slice (4) — ⏣ 250,000— 1,483/1,500 in stock
Eat this for a chunky xp multiplier!
Bank Note (0) — ⏣ 325,000— 0/1,500 in stock
Use this to expand your bank space!
Engagement Ring (1) — ⏣ 350,000
Propose to someone!
Pepe Coin (4) — ⏣ 500,000
A pretty rare coin, probably only fairly rich people have this!
Duct Tape (0) — ⏣ 900,000— 132/150 in stock
Use this tape to craft certain items with the craft command!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
Pls profile
Title: Reposter
7





715/800





Wallet: ⏣ 483,948
Bank: ⏣ 1,927,933
Net: ⏣ 18,037,035
Coin Multi: 201%
Gamble Multi: 40%
43 items (460 total) worth ⏣ 15,625,154
4 daily streak
17 cheese eaten (63.99% xp multi)
1,842,427 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,488 commands issued
3% tax
Works as a Police Officer
Padlock - 2mo left
Pls buy Bank Notes 1
Are you sure you want to buy 1 Bank Note
for ⏣ 325,000?
@brazen lichen bought 1x Bank Note
and paid ⏣ 325,000
Pls use bank notes 1
1x 
⏣ 59,251
⏣ 1,987,424
Pls dep all
⏣ 59,491
⏣ 99,457
⏣ 1,987,424
Pls vote
pls use daily box
Using items is a key part of playing with Dank Memer.
This command is how you use things that are able to be used within the bot. As an example: pls use banknote 5 will open 5 bank notes. pls use god will open a single god box.
Obviously, you have to OWN an item to use it, and not ALL items are usable.
Some items are turned into "active" items upon use, which you can see in your profile view called "active items". These last for a certain amount of time and expire, and an example would be an apple. Others are "consumed" upon use instantly, and an example would be a banknote.
You don't own this item??
pls work
@vestal turret What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,111 for an hour of work.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 59,294
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 1,920 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 309,294
@vestal turret You need to wait 59m and 34s until you can work again!
Pls work
Work for Police Officer - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 22,948 for an hour of work.
Pls vote
pls use daily box 2
Pls use daily box 1
Pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD
Pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls adv
You finally confirm for humanity, the moon is NOT made out of cheese
- Nothing interesting happened
pls work
You never fail to amaze me @jade monolith. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 7376! 10500 + ⏣ 7376 an hour
Tip: Use pls work info for your job statistics!
@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls work
@jade monolith Click the buttons in correct order!
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 5,959 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls work
@brazen lichen You need to wait 38m and 47s until you can work again!
You noticed that space is HUGE. Is there anything here?
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
Pls work
@brazen lichen You need to wait 1m and 13s until you can work again!
Pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
Pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ladybug
!
Pls adv
You ran into someone who looks JUST like Matt Damon, and they're fertilizing their own feces to grow potatoes on Mars??
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls work
@brazen lichen Click the buttons in correct order!
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 7,649 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ant
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
pls adv
You accidentally bumped into the Webb Telescope. Oh god.
THIS TELESCOPE TOOK SO LONG TO BUILD AND YOU BROKE IT LIKE THIS WTF???
- Nothing interesting happened
Work for Police Officer - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 22,948 for an hour of work.
Pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
Pls work
@brazen lichen You need to wait 38m and 29s until you can work again!
Pls weekly
pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 17,876 for an hour of work.
You found a Baby 
Pls adv
A purple alien with a giant chin is talking crazy about snapping. Is he in a jazz band?
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls inv
Adventure Ticket ─ 16
ID adventureticket ─ Tool
Alcohol ─ 4
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Ant ─ 5
ID ant ─ Sellable
Baby ─ 8
ID baby ─ Collectable
Bank Note ─ 84
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Bean ─ 3
ID bean ─ Sellable
Black Hole ─ 4
ID blackhole ─ Collectable
Blue Phallic Object ─ 8
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1648717535:R>
pls adv
You met a moon man! Or woman? Actually lets not just assume either way.
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls daily
@cunning horizon You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 21,200 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
14 hours and 52 minutes
Pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 10d, 4h and 2m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
Pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
Pls bal
@cunning horizon You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 42,100
Bank: ⏣ 3,286,277 / 4,317,717 (76.1%)
Net: ⏣ 9,828,536
Pls dep max
⏣ 42,100
⏣ 0
⏣ 3,328,377
Pls beg
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish
!
Pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x1
Fresh Bread (⏣ 790)
x1
Exotic Fish (⏣ 7,900)
x1
Common Fish (⏣ 1,185)
x4
Garbage (⏣ 1,264)
x5
Junk (⏣ 1,580)
x1
Rabbit (⏣ 2,370)
x1
Rare Fish (⏣ 3,950)
x6
Seaweed (⏣ 2,370)
x14
Skunk (⏣ 27,650)
x1
Stickbug (⏣ 3,160)
x1
Trash (⏣ 316)
x4
Worm (⏣ 3,160)
Total: ⏣ 55,695 (58% multi)
Alright not doing that. Maybe mention a specific item to sell?
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,958, wonder how long that's been there!
Pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x1
Fresh Bread (⏣ 790)
x1
Exotic Fish (⏣ 7,900)
x1
Common Fish (⏣ 1,185)
x4
Garbage (⏣ 1,264)
x5
Junk (⏣ 1,580)
x1
Rabbit (⏣ 2,370)
x1
Rare Fish (⏣ 3,950)
x6
Seaweed (⏣ 2,370)
x14
Skunk (⏣ 27,650)
x1
Stickbug (⏣ 3,160)
x1
Trash (⏣ 316)
x4
Worm (⏣ 3,160)
Total: ⏣ 55,695 (58% multi)
You successfully sold 40 items for ⏣ 55,695
Pls dep max
⏣ 57,653
⏣ 0
⏣ 3,386,030
Pls adv
Adventures are a new type of content we plan on expanding on in Dank Memer.
Every so often we will add new adventures to go on, with our first being "Pepe Goes to Space". We will also occasionally go back and add new interactions and rewards to previous adventures.
In adventures, you can bring some items to increase your luck to get better outcomes (The higher the item value, the more luck it can bring). You cannot die, but you can lose the stuff you choose to bring with you. You are able to interact every few minutes with your adventure, and it will not end until you've interacted enough times or had a bad encounter.
Go explore space!
Pls shop adventureticket
Can be found in limited stock in the shop, from voting, or from being a patron! These are used to start an adventure in the adventure command.
BUY - ⏣ 200,000
SELL - ⏣ 33,334
TRADE - ⏣ 50,000 (26,068 traded today)
Rare
Tool
adventureticket
- 'Total Tool' Bundle
Pls vote
Pls inv
Blue Phallic Object ─ 6
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Box of Sand ─ 3
ID sand ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 2
ID phone ─ Tool
Chill Pill ─ 3
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
Coin Bomb ─ 12
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
Duct Tape ─ 2
ID ducttape ─ Tool
Fake ID ─ 2
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Fishing Pole ─ 3
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Pls search
You found ⏣ 819, thank god for this idiot leaving their car unlocked
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
Pls sell box of sand max
Tip: One of the many perks for donors are steal-shields! Lose fewer coins when stolen from! https://dankmemer.lol/premium
@cunning horizon You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
You successfully sold 1x
Box of Sand for ⏣ 834
Pls sell box of sand 3
@cunning horizon You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
You successfully sold 1x
Box of Sand for ⏣ 834
Pls sell box of sand
@cunning horizon You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
You successfully sold 1x
Box of Sand for ⏣ 834
Pls sell box of sand
@cunning horizon You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
You successfully sold 1x
Box of Sand for ⏣ 834
Pls sell box of sand
you don't own this item lol
@cunning horizon You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls inv
Tidepod ─ 5
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Worm ─ 1
ID worm ─ Sellable
Pls profile
Title: Total Memer
Badges: 
24





2,417/2,500





Wallet: ⏣ 4,155
Bank: ⏣ 3,386,030
Net: ⏣ 9,661,844
Coin Multi: 58%
Gamble Multi: 12%
26 items (114 total) worth ⏣ 6,271,659
4 daily streak
4,029,477 bank note space
6 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
3,033 commands issued
3% tax
Pls adv
You got sad because there are no memes in space...
- Nothing interesting happened
Work for Babysitter - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 17,876 for an hour of work.
Pls bal
@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 152,121
Bank: ⏣ 2,808,395 / 4,719,567 (59.5%)
Net: ⏣ 58,186,537
Pls scratch all
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 273,818
You won ⏣ 121,697 in total
You now have ⏣ 273,818
pls scratch all
@jade monolith You can't bet more than ⏣ 250,000 at once, sorry not sorry
@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls scratch max
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 125,000
You lost ⏣ 125,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 148,818
Pls scratch all
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 74,409
You lost ⏣ 74,409 in total
You now have ⏣ 74,409
Pls scratch all
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 37,205
You lost ⏣ 37,204 in total
You now have ⏣ 37,205
Pls bj all
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 116,279 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 453,000
You got abducted by a group of aliens, who are trying to probe you. What do you do?
The aliens are grateful for you helping their science efforts, and reward you
- + ⏣ 50,000
Pls adv
Pls adv
Whaaaat!? You found a space kitchen! It looks like it is full of shady stuff. What do you do?
You found a jar of some weird stuff!
- + 1 :JarOfSingularity: Jar Of Singularity

Pls adv
You're picking up a transmission from deep space!
::![~/$>"/+;]},;>$([__|<-/%?,_
I think you called their mother something foul
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball.
You were given ⏣ 7,649 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls vote
Pls adv
Oh my god even in space you cannot escape it
- :IronShovel: Shovel gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :RarePepe: Rare Pepe gave you 8% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 69
Pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
pls adv
On your journey you passed a star SHAPED like a star, wtf?
- Nothing interesting happened
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls dig
You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.
pls work
@jade monolith Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 17,876 for an hour of work.
You found a Baby 
pls work
Work for House Wife - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.
pls dep all
⏣ 240
⏣ 23,280
⏣ 5,720
pls bal
@heavy swallow You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 23,280
Bank: ⏣ 5,720 / 5,720 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 279,000
pls adv
This planet seems to be giving off radioactive chemicals. What do you do?
Woah, the scan you took is shaking the science world! You got a reward!
- + ⏣ 50,000
Pls daily
@cunning horizon You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 21,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 22 minutes and 38 seconds
Pls dep max
⏣ 25,655
⏣ 0
⏣ 3,411,685
pls adv
Oh my god even in space you cannot escape it
Pls work
@brazen lichen What color was next to the word cop?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 22,948 for an hour of work.
Pls adv
A purple alien with a giant chin is talking crazy about snapping. Is he in a jazz band?
- Nothing interesting happened
pls adv
You ran out of fuel! What next?
You found a planet that is literally pure fuel. NICE!
- + ⏣ 50,000
Pls adv
You reached the end of your adventure! Congrats!
Pls dep all
⏣ 167,945
⏣ 0
⏣ 2,976,340
Pls work
@jade monolith What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 17,876 for an hour of work.
Pls dep all
⏣ 17,876
⏣ 0
⏣ 2,994,216
Pls inv
Garbage ─ 7
ID garbage ─ Sellable
Golden Phallic Object ─ 1
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable
Hunting Rifle ─ 2
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Jar Of Singularity ─ 1
ID jarofsingularity ─ Collectable
Junk ─ 42
ID junk ─ Sellable
Ladybug ─ 1
ID ladybug ─ Sellable
Landmine ─ 1
ID landmine ─ Tool
Laptop ─ 9
ID laptop ─ Collectable
Pls bal
@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,994,216 / 4,720,167 (63.4%)
Net: ⏣ 59,870,237
Pls with 200k
⏣ 200,000
⏣ 200,000
⏣ 2,794,216
Pls bj all
Pls with 200k
⏣ 200,000
⏣ 200,000
⏣ 2,594,216
Pls scratch all
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 30,000
You lost ⏣ 170,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 30,000
Pls bj all
Pls with 400k
⏣ 400,000
⏣ 400,000
⏣ 2,194,216
Pls bj max
Pls work
Blacklist expires: <t:1651679108:R>
Blacklist reason: Rule 6 - RMT (DMC for nitro)
If you try and run too many commands while blacklisted, you WILL get banned permanently. Please wait patiently!
Pls bj all
Pls scratch max
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 225,000
You lost ⏣ 25,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 332,461
Pls scratch max
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 350,000
You won ⏣ 100,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 432,461
Pls scratch max
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 500,000
You won ⏣ 250,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 682,461
Pls scratch 250k
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 37,500
You lost ⏣ 212,500 in total
You now have ⏣ 469,961
Pls scratch 200k
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 150,000
You lost ⏣ 50,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 419,961
Pls scratch 100k
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 50,000
You lost ⏣ 50,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 369,961
Pls scratch 69k
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 44,850
You lost ⏣ 24,150 in total
You now have ⏣ 345,811
Pls scratch 250k
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 162,500
You lost ⏣ 87,500 in total
You now have ⏣ 258,311
Pls scratch 250k
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 225,000
You lost ⏣ 25,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 233,311
Pls scratch all
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 174,983
You lost ⏣ 58,328 in total
You now have ⏣ 174,983
Pls scratch all
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 131,237
You lost ⏣ 43,746 in total
You now have ⏣ 131,237
Pls scratch all
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 65,619
You lost ⏣ 65,618 in total
You now have ⏣ 65,619
New game aa in dank
Pls scratch all
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 59,057
You lost ⏣ 6,562 in total
You now have ⏣ 59,057
Pls adv
In the distance you see a supernova. Wow, it's beautiful
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls work
@brazen lichen What color was next to the word gun?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 7,649 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls dep all
⏣ 7,560
⏣ 278,584
⏣ 1,994,984
Pls adv
Pls work
@jade monolith You need to wait 12m and 8s until you can work again!
Tip: Patrons don't pay tax while sharing, among other perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium
@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls bal
@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 59,057
Bank: ⏣ 2,194,216 / 4,722,807 (46.5%)
Net: ⏣ 59,129,294
Pls bj all
Pls with 250k
⏣ 250,000
⏣ 250,000
⏣ 1,944,216
Pls bj all
Pls with 250k
⏣ 250,000
⏣ 250,000
⏣ 1,694,216
Pls scratch all
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 0
You lost ⏣ 250,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 0
Pls with 800k
⏣ 800,000
⏣ 800,000
⏣ 894,216
Pls bj max
Pls bet max
Tie! You lost nothing!
You have ⏣ 896,900.
Rolled 11
Rolled 11
Pls bj max
Pls bet max
You won ⏣ 284,142
Percent Won: 114%
New Balance: ⏣ 1,399,412
Rolled 10
Rolled 2
Pls dep all
⏣ 1,399,412
⏣ 0
⏣ 2,293,628
Pls bal
@brazen lichen You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 278,584
Bank: ⏣ 1,994,984 / 1,994,984 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 18,991,722
Pls alert
Tip: We've got some sweet perks for being a donor, and it helps pay the developers! https://dankmemer.lol/premium
We've got some great news that I'll go into more detail on later in a blog post.
Discord moved their message intent deadline back 4 more months
What does that mean for Dank Memer?
Thanks for your support during this time of slow updates as we work on the rewrite, and we promise you won't be disappointed with the end results, ESPECIALLY with this extra time we've been given.
(btw, we shared some images of some awesome changes for the rewrite today in DMC and /u/divm16504 shared it on reddit for those of you not in that server)
https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemer/comments/tt1nu6/major_leaks_new_and_way_better_trade_system_so/
Pls bal
@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,293,628 / 4,723,167 (48.6%)
Net: ⏣ 59,169,649
Pls rps @sly parrot
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!