🏝️〢dank-memer

[mossy tartan]

pls pp

[neat mica]

@mossy tartan You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

peepee size machine

MBG.👑.ベジャワダ's penis
8======D

[jade monolith]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith What color was next to the word helpful?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 14,971 for an hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[warm scroll]

Pls bet

[neat mica]

Gamble Command

This command is for gambling coins from your pocket.
You place a bet and then roll a dice against the bot. Whoever has the higher roll wins!

This command is affected by a multiplier as well.

@warm scroll You need to bet something.

[warm scroll]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work Command

This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!

@warm scroll You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[warm scroll]

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

Page 1 of 6

[warm scroll]

Pls help

[neat mica]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

achievements
View your achievements progress
adventure
A passive command with very little risk, to go on an adventure!
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 7

[warm scroll]

Pls bal rob

[neat mica]

T4 BN2🥀's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 25,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 6,200 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 205,000

😏 · Mar 20, 2022, 2:47 PM

[warm scroll]

Pls babkrob

Pls bankrob

[flint tinsel]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish !

[flint tinsel]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[flint tinsel]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

[flint tinsel]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Wendy

"honestly stop asking me for coins"

Imagine begging LMAO

[flint tinsel]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

[flint tinsel]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[flint tinsel]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Deer !

[flint tinsel]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

T-Series

"imagine begging in 2022, gofundme is where it's at"

Imagine begging LMAO

[flint tinsel]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@flint tinsel You need to wait 14m and 56s until you can work again!

@flint tinsel You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[flint tinsel]

Pls adv

[neat mica]

You encountered someone named Dank Sidious, what do you do?

⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾

[neat mica]

"Good Anakin Memewalker, good!"

- Nothing interesting happened

[flint tinsel]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage !

[flint tinsel]

Pls adv

[neat mica]

You can interact with the adventure again <t:1647795045:R>

[mossy tartan]

pls daily

[neat mica]

@mossy tartan You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

_MBG_.👑._ベジャワダ_'s Daily Coins

⏣ 22,100 was placed in your wallet and a normie BOX!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 21 minutes and 35 seconds

Streak: 7 days (+⏣ 2,100)

[jade monolith]

Pls adv

[neat mica]

You discovered a giant moon looking thing with a green lazer blowing up a planet! Oh well, not your problem.

- Nothing interesting happened

⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾

@jade monolith Better take care of your pet, their love is below 10%!

[jade monolith]

Pls dav

Pls adv

[neat mica]

You can interact with the adventure again <t:1647847936:R>

[jade monolith]

Pls pet

[neat mica]

MBG •TEJU ❤'s Snake <a:Snake:860670284751437838>

Hunger

(100%)
23h and 58m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
23h and 58m until empty

Fun

(31%)
7h and 25m until empty

Energy

(100%)
7h and 58m until empty

Love

(83%)

Experience

(93 / 100)
Level 1

Last Action

You went with your snake to get a massage, costing you ⏣ 267
You failed the mini-game so you had less fun overall with your pet and didn't earn any XP :cry:

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

@jade monolith your snake leveled up! 0 → 1
You now have an extra point to spend in training.

@jade monolith What was the emoji?

@jade monolith What was the emoji?

@jade monolith Click the buttons in correct order!

@jade monolith What was the emoji?

@jade monolith Click the buttons in correct order!

[jade monolith]

Pls pet

[neat mica]

You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.

@jade monolith What was the emoji?

@jade monolith your snake leveled up! 1 → 2
You now have an extra point to spend in training.

Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[neat mica]

Action Confirmed

Are you absolutely sure you want to disown your snake? This cannot be undone, and you'll have to buy a new pet if you want another one.

[jade monolith]

Pls pet

[neat mica]

MBG •TEJU ❤'s Rock (Ricky) <:Rock:861584585250308106>

Hunger

(100%)
23h and 59m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Fun

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Energy

(100%)
7h and 59m until empty

Love

(100%)

Experience

(99 / 100)
Level 0

Last Action

You hug Ricky, aw.

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[neat mica]

Awww! You bought a cute little Rock!
What name do you want to give to your rock? Enter a name in chat now!

[jade monolith]

Ricky

[flint tinsel]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

[flint tinsel]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm !

[flint tinsel]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time

[flint tinsel]

Pls search

[neat mica]

- P O L A R 🌙 searched the who asked

Holy shit someone actually asked! Here, the one who asked wanted you to have ⏣ 2,100

Multi Bonus: +56% (⏣ 754)

[jade monolith]

Pls pet

[neat mica]

MBG •TEJU ❤'s Rock (Ricky) <:Rock:861584585250308106>

Hunger

(96%)
22h and 55m until empty

Hygiene

(98%)
1d and 22h until empty

Fun

(98%)
1d and 22h until empty

Energy

(86%)
6h and 52m until empty

Love

(94%)

Experience

(99 / 100)
Level 0

Last Action

You pat Ricky.

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[neat mica]

Action Canceled

Are you absolutely sure you want to disown Ricky? This cannot be undone, and you'll have to buy a new pet if you want another one.

[jade monolith]

Pls work

[neat mica]

You never fail to amaze me @jade monolith. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 4920! 10500 + ⏣ 4920 an hour

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[jade monolith]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG •TEJU ❤'s Daily Coins

⏣ 35,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
15 hours, 23 minutes and 31 seconds

Streak: 50 days (+⏣ 15,000)

[jade monolith]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 15,420 for an hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[warm scroll]

Pls send

Pls alert

[neat mica]

Alert From The Developers

Multiple items have been removed, a command was removed, and two new items are here among multiple other changes. Read about it here: https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/goodbye-laptops

You have already seen this alert

[jade monolith]

Pls pet

[neat mica]

MBG •TEJU ❤'s Rock (Prashathii) <:Rock:861584585250308106>

Hunger

(100%)
23h and 59m until empty

Hygiene

(95%)
1d and 21h until empty

Fun

(95%)
1d and 21h until empty

Energy

(68%)
5h and 28m until empty

Love

(90%)

Experience

(15 / 100)
Level 1

Last Action

You pat Ricky.

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

@jade monolith Ricky leveled up! 0 → 1
You now have an extra point to spend in training.

[neat mica]

What name do you want to give to your rock? Enter a name in chat now!

[jade monolith]

Prashathii

Pls pet

[neat mica]

MBG •TEJU ❤'s Rock (Prashathii) <:Rock:861584585250308106>

Hunger

(100%)
23h and 55m until empty

Hygiene

(95%)
1d and 21h until empty

Fun

(95%)
1d and 21h until empty

Energy

(67%)
5h and 23m until empty

Love

(89%)

Experience

(15 / 100)
Level 1

Last Action

You hug Prashathii, aw.

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[flint tinsel]

Pls search

[neat mica]

- P O L A R 🌙 searched the air

You found ⏣ 1,891, how the...?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Blue's Plane!

Multi Bonus: +56% (⏣ 679)

[flint tinsel]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

[flint tinsel]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[flint tinsel]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

[wispy igloo]

😢 🙃

[jade monolith]

Pls pet

[neat mica]

MBG •TEJU ❤'s Rock (Prashathii) <:Rock:861584585250308106>

Hunger

(100%)
23h and 59m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Fun

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Energy

(25%)
2h and 1m until empty

Love

(81%)

Experience

(51 / 100)
Level 1

Last Action

You hug Prashathii, aw.

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[marsh nova]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

aw man you forgot to do your daily so you lost your 3 day streak. You last did your daily <t:1647662140:R>

@marsh nova You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

TMK • MOKSHA†ᴺᴴ's Daily Coins

⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
22 hours, 53 minutes and 17 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[marsh nova]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 13,302 for an hour of work.

You found an item!

You found a Baby

Working as a Babysitter

[marsh nova]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@marsh nova You need to wait 59m and 45s until you can work again!

@marsh nova You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[marsh nova]

Pls job

[neat mica]

@marsh nova You need to wait 59m and 40s until you can work again!

@marsh nova You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[jade monolith]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG •TEJU ❤'s Daily Coins

⏣ 35,300 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
22 hours, 8 minutes and 51 seconds

Streak: 51 days (+⏣ 15,300)

[jade monolith]

Pls pet

[neat mica]

MBG •TEJU ❤'s Rock (Prashathii) <:Rock:861584585250308106>

Hunger

(100%)
23h and 59m until empty

Hygiene

(96%)
1d and 22h until empty

Fun

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Energy

(99%)
7h and 54m until empty

Love

(99%)

Experience

(94 / 100)
Level 1

Last Action

You hug Prashathii, aw.

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[mossy tartan]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@mossy tartan You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

_MBG_.👑._ベジャワダ_'s Daily Coins

⏣ 22,400 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
20 hours, 33 minutes and 32 seconds

Streak: 8 days (+⏣ 2,400)

[jade monolith]

pls work

[neat mica]

You never fail to amaze me @jade monolith. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 5383! 10500 + ⏣ 5383 an hour

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[jade monolith]

pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 15,883 for an hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[jade monolith]

pls pet

[neat mica]

MBG •TEJU ❤'s Rock (Prashathii) <:Rock:861584585250308106>

Hunger

(100%)
23h and 59m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Fun

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Energy

(31%)
2h and 26m until empty

Love

(83%)

Experience

(36 / 100)
Level 2

Last Action

You paid ⏣ 625 to wash Prashathii.

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

@jade monolith Prashathii leveled up! 1 → 2
You now have an extra point to spend in training.

@jade monolith What was the emoji?

[fierce pond]

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

@fierce pond won!!! :sunglasses:

[fierce pond]

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

Spam isn't cool fam

This command can be used again in 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!

[fierce pond]

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

@kind glen won!!! :sunglasses:

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🪨!
  Sreya chose 🧻 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[cunning horizon]

Pls tictactoe @fierce pond

[neat mica]

-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ vs. - S P I D E Y ²⁵²

@fierce pond won!!! :sunglasses:

[jade monolith]

pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith What color was next to the word diaper?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 15,883 for an hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[fierce pond]

Pls rpc @kind glen

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose ✂️!
  Sreya chose 🪨 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @cunning horizon

[neat mica]

Spam isn't cool fam

You'll be able to use this command again in 7 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[cunning horizon]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@cunning horizon You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,375,377
Bank: ⏣ 4,315,437 / 4,315,437 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 11,956,952

😏 · Mar 22, 2022, 9:48 AM

[fierce pond]

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🧻!
  Sreya chose ✂️ and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

Slow it down bud

You can run this command again in 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🪨!
  Sreya chose 🧻 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose ✂️!
  Sreya chose ✂️!
  You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

Take a breather...

You can run this command again in 19 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[kind glen]

pls tictactoe @cunning horizon

[neat mica]

Sreya vs. -NITHIN SAI_YT ✓

Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.

[jade monolith]

pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You need to wait 54m and 39s until you can work again!

Tip: Stealing while employed can very well get you fired, crime beware!

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[fierce pond]

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

@kind glen won!!! :sunglasses:

[jade monolith]

pls crime

[neat mica]

MBG •TEJU ❤ committed BOREDOM

Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 2,420 to go outside! Score!

Multi Bonus: +100% (⏣ 1,210)

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🧻!
  Sreya chose 🧻!
  You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

Slow it down bud

This command can be used again in 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

Woah nelly, slow it down

You can run this command again in 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[jade monolith]

pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG •TEJU ❤'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 138,869
Bank: ⏣ 1,186,222 / 4,711,887 (25.2%)
Net: ⏣ 53,335,137

😏 · Mar 22, 2022, 9:54 AM

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🪨!
  Sreya chose 🪨!
  You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[jade monolith]

pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG •TEJU ❤'s blackjack game

You lost ): The dealer took 5 cards without going over 21.
You lost ⏣ 138,869. You now have 0.
You lost 57% of the games.

MBG •TEJU ❤ (Player)

Cards - ♥ J ♣ 3 ♣ 7
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 3 ♣ 3 ♥ 4 ♣ 2 ♠ 6
Total - 18

[jade monolith]

[kind glen]

🥰

[jade monolith]

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🧻!
  Sreya chose ✂️ and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose 🪨!
Sreya chose 🧻 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[remote nymph]

pls tictaktoe @kind glen

[jade monolith]

pls with 100k

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 100,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 100,000

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 1,086,222

[jade monolith]

pls scratch all

[neat mica]

MBG •TEJU ❤'s Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 275,000

You won ⏣ 175,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 275,000

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @jade monolith

[neat mica]

Too spicy, take a breather

You'll be able to use this command again in 10 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[jade monolith]

pls scratch all

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You can't bet more than ⏣ 250,000 at once, sorry not sorry

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @jade monolith

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. MBG •TEJU ❤
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose 🧻!
MBG •TEJU ❤ chose 🧻!
You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[jade monolith]

pls scratch max

[neat mica]

MBG •TEJU ❤'s Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 350,000

You won ⏣ 100,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 375,000

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[fierce pond]

Pls heist @jade monolith

Pls rob @jade monolith

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

Too spicy, take a breather

You can run this command again in 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[jade monolith]

pld dep all

[remote nymph]

pls bal

[neat mica]

@remote nymph You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

ADHI's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,642,112
Bank: ⏣ 190,100 / 190,100 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 5,549,937

😏 · Mar 22, 2022, 9:56 AM

[kind glen]

pls dep all

[neat mica]

deposit coins much? you have none lol

[remote nymph]

pls alert

[neat mica]

Alert From The Developers

Multiple items have been removed, a command was removed, and two new items are here among multiple other changes. Read about it here: https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/goodbye-laptops

You are #235,612 to view this alert!

[grand pivot]

Pls scratch max

[neat mica]

Scratch Command

This command is a gambling command. Make a bet and buy a scratch ticket of that value. Scratch off some spaces and hope you get lucky enough to multiply your bet to something worth more than your initial purchase! You can use pls scratch table to see what the symbols mean!

[jade monolith]

nice try but rob is disabled

[neat mica]

@grand pivot You have no coins in your wallet to gamble with lol.

@grand pivot You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[fierce pond]

Pls scratch max

[neat mica]

Scratch Command

This command is a gambling command. Make a bet and buy a scratch ticket of that value. Scratch off some spaces and hope you get lucky enough to multiply your bet to something worth more than your initial purchase! You can use pls scratch table to see what the symbols mean!

@fierce pond You have no coins in your wallet to gamble with lol.

@fierce pond You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[remote nymph]

pls inv

[neat mica]

ADHI's inventory

Adventure Ticket ─ 9
ID adventureticket ─ Tool

Bank Note ─ 2
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Box of Sand ─ 2
ID sand ─ Tool

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Coin Bomb ─ 2
ID coinbomb ─ Tool

Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable

Fishing Pole ─ 3
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[jade monolith]

pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 375,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 1,461,222

[grand pivot]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@grand pivot You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG GANGSTER⚡'s Daily Coins

⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
14 hours, 2 minutes and 52 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[jade monolith]

pls adv

[neat mica]

You're picking up a transmission from deep space!
::![~/$>"/+;]},;>$([__|<-/%?,_

⦾ - ⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾

[fierce pond]

Pls Monthly

[neat mica]

Woah nelly, slow it down

I'm not made of money dude, wait 15d, 2h and 31m
The default cooldown is 1mo.

[neat mica]

Nothing happens, but some coins appear before you.

- + ⏣ 100,000

All rewards are given at the end of the adventure

[remote nymph]

pls monthly

[neat mica]

Spam isn't cool fam

I'm not made of money dude, wait 16d, 18h and 16m
The default cooldown is 1mo.

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose ✂️ and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
Sreya chose 🧻!

[jade monolith]

@remote nymph ni 1m nak evu

[cunning horizon]

Pls monthly

[neat mica]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

I'm not made of money dude, wait 19d, 3h and 13m
The default cooldown is 1mo.

[jade monolith]

pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG •TEJU ❤'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,461,222 / 4,712,727 (31.0%)
Net: ⏣ 53,471,268

😏 · Mar 22, 2022, 9:57 AM

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

Woah now, slow it down

You'll be able to use this command again in 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[grand pivot]

Pls val

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🧻 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
  Sreya chose 🪨!

[remote nymph]

naku aardam radu

[grand pivot]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@grand pivot You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG GANGSTER⚡'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 20,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 104,639 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 403,000

😏 · Mar 22, 2022, 9:57 AM

[jade monolith]

pls give @jade monolith all

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Please use 'trade' command instead

Trade command now supports sharing!
pls trade <coins> @user

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose 🪨 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
Sreya chose ✂️!

[jade monolith]

chey

[remote nymph]

pls give @jade monolith 1000000

[neat mica]

Please use 'trade' command instead

Trade command now supports sharing!
pls trade <coins> @user

[jade monolith]

pls rip @granite ridge

[jade monolith]

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose ✂️!
Sreya chose ✂️!
You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[remote nymph]

@jade monolithpovatle

[granite ridge]

[fierce pond]

Pls rip @kind glen

[cunning horizon]

Pls rip @fierce pond

[jade monolith]

vadiley aithe

[granite ridge]

Pls rip @jade monolith

[remote nymph]

anduku povatle

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose 🧻!
Sreya chose 🧻!
You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[granite ridge]

Pls rps

[neat mica]

you need to provide a valid user ID or name to play against lol

@granite ridge You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[jade monolith]

tq

[jade monolith]

update taruvatha povatle

[remote nymph]

pls tiktaktoe @jade monolith

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose ✂️!
  Sreya chose 🪨 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[jade monolith]

pls help

[neat mica]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

profile
See your profile, or someone else's.
redeem :star:
Get some weekly dank memer lootboxes!
remove
Remove an active item affecting you.
scratch
Bet and then scratch off some spots on a card to try and win big!
search
Search for coins and items, some places are deadly to search in.
sell
Sell inventory items back to the shop!
share
Command no longer works, use trade command
shop
See what's in the shop to buy with your coins!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 5 of 7

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose 🪨!
Sreya chose 🧻 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[remote nymph]

ante money transfer chayalema

[jade monolith]

pls drop

[neat mica]

Item Drops

This command shows upcoming limited time/limited stock items coming to the shop. These are usually some of the more rare items in the entire bot. They are often expensive to buy as drops, but they also usually trade for more than it cost to buy them during drops if you wait them out for collectors wanting to get some!

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

none

[grand pivot]

Pls rip @kind glen

[neat mica]

Annual billing offers a 10% discount for premium perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

[grand pivot]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@grand pivot You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG GANGSTER⚡'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 20,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 104,639 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 403,000

😏 · Mar 22, 2022, 10:00 AM

[jade monolith]

pls omega

[neat mica]

Omega Command

This command is for the elite of the elite. If you think PRESTIGE is hard, this is EVEN HARDER. MOST users will never reach omega level 1, and that's the way it's meant to be.

OMEGA is the pinnacle endgame grind of Dank Memer, and only benefits those looking for a real challenge. This is Dank Memer's hard mode.

[neat mica]

You can't go OMEGA during an adventure bruh

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya
Don't want to play? Alright.

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose 🧻!
Sreya chose ✂️ and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[jade monolith]

pls redeem

[neat mica]

This command is for our super awesome patrons. You can find more information by using pls donate if you are interested.

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

Take a chill pill

This command can be used again in 6 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose ✂️ and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
  Sreya chose 🧻!

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose ✂️!
Sreya chose 🪨 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[jade monolith]

pls help

[neat mica]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

profile
See your profile, or someone else's.
redeem :star:
Get some weekly dank memer lootboxes!
remove
Remove an active item affecting you.
scratch
Bet and then scratch off some spots on a card to try and win big!
search
Search for coins and items, some places are deadly to search in.
sell
Sell inventory items back to the shop!
share
Command no longer works, use trade command
shop
See what's in the shop to buy with your coins!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 5 of 7

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

You can run this command again in 7 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[jade monolith]

pls sell

[neat mica]

Action Canceled

Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:

x5 Ant (⏣ 10,000)
x3 Bean (⏣ 12,000)
x4 Boar (⏣ 32,000)
x7 Fresh Bread (⏣ 7,000)
x1 Cookie (⏣ 1,000)
x6 Deer (⏣ 24,000)
x6 Duck (⏣ 21,000)
x16 Common Fish (⏣ 24,000)
x4 Garbage (⏣ 1,600)
x42 Junk (⏣ 16,800)
x1 Ladybug (⏣ 6,000)
x1 Meteorite (⏣ 50,000)
x10 Rabbit (⏣ 30,000)
x1 Rare Fish (⏣ 5,000)
x6 Seaweed (⏣ 3,000)
x34 Skunk (⏣ 85,000)
x6 Stickbug (⏣ 24,000)
x1 Literally a Tree (⏣ 2,000)
x35 Worm (⏣ 35,000)

Total: ⏣ 389,400 (100% multi)

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose ✂️ and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
Sreya chose 🧻!

[neat mica]

Alright not doing that. Maybe mention a specific item to sell?

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

Take a breather...

You'll be able to use this command again in 6 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[jade monolith]

pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose 🪨!
Sreya chose 🪨!
You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @grand pivot

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. MBG GANGSTER⚡

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🧻!
  MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose 🧻!
  You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[jade monolith]

pls crime

[neat mica]

MBG •TEJU ❤ committed SHOPLIFTING

You managed to steal ⏣ 2,268. Money Heist!

Multi Bonus: +100% (⏣ 1,134)

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @grand pivot

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

Slow it down bud

You'll be able to use this command again in 7 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[neat mica]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

This command can be used again in 6 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[jade monolith]

pls scratch all

[neat mica]

MBG •TEJU ❤'s Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 1,814

You lost ⏣ 454 in total
You now have ⏣ 1,814

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose 🪨 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
Sreya chose ✂️!

[jade monolith]

pls scratch all

[neat mica]

MBG •TEJU ❤'s Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 1,633

You lost ⏣ 181 in total
You now have ⏣ 1,633

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose 🪨!
Sreya chose 🪨!
You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @grand pivot

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. MBG GANGSTER⚡

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🪨 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
  MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose ✂️!

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @grand pivot

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. MBG GANGSTER⚡

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🪨 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
  MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose ✂️!

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose 🪨!
Sreya chose 🧻 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @grand pivot

[neat mica]

Woah nelly, slow it down

You can run this command again in 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @grand pivot

[neat mica]

Hold your horses...

You can run this command again in 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @grand pivot

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. MBG GANGSTER⚡

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose ✂️!
  MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose 🪨 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose ✂️!
Sreya chose 🪨 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose 🧻!
Sreya chose 🧻!
You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

Woah now, slow it down

You'll be able to use this command again in 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[grand pivot]

Pls ps @kind glen

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose ✂️!
Sreya chose ✂️!
You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose 🪨!
Sreya chose 🪨!
You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[jade monolith]

pls hunt

[neat mica]

All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🧻!
  Sreya chose 🧻!
  You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose 🧻!
Sreya chose 🧻!
You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

Take a breather...

You can run this command again in 14 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

Take a chill pill

This command can be used again in 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🪨!
  Sreya chose 🪨!
  You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose 🪨!
Sreya chose 🧻 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[jade monolith]

pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG •TEJU ❤ vs. Sreya
MBG •TEJU ❤ chose 🧻!
Sreya chose 🧻!
You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🧻!
  Sreya chose 🧻!
  You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[fierce pond]

😂

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya
Don't want to play? Alright.

[fierce pond]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[jade monolith]

pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You need to wait 12m and 13s until you can work again!

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🪨!
  Sreya chose 🧻 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[fierce pond]

Pls Tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.

[remote nymph]

pls tictaktoe @kind glen

[fierce pond]

Pls Tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

@kind glen won!!! :sunglasses:

[jade monolith]

pls adv

[neat mica]

You went through an asteroid belt and made it out in one piece, thank GOD

- Nothing interesting happened

⦾ - ⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾

[remote nymph]

pls ticiactoe @kind glen

[jade monolith]

pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[jade monolith]

pls dig

[neat mica]

You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.

[jade monolith]

pls itemlb baby

[neat mica]

Baby rankings

🥇 6 - MBG •TEJU ❤#0001
🥈 5 - MBG •SATHWIK😈#4741
🥉 3 - 𝓦𝓞𝓕 •꧁༺𝑨𝑫𝑽𝑰𝑲༻꧂#2799
🔹 1 - SBG VINAY#0001
🔹 1 - AsTa!#4902
🔹 1 - Wanted#8087
🔹 1 - 🌿H4SH!R🌿乛ⁱˡˡᵘᵐⁱⁿᵃᵗⁱ.ᶠ#7698
🔹 1 - Ankara Messi#4825
🔹 1 - - P O L A R 🥀🌙#4456
🔹 1 - TMK • MOKSHA†ᴺᴴ#0001

[remote nymph]

pls tictactoe @jade monolith

[neat mica]

ADHI vs. MBG •TEJU ❤

Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.

[fierce pond]

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

Take a breather...

This command can be used again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!

[fierce pond]

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.

[remote nymph]

pls tictactoe @jade monolith

[neat mica]

Spam isn't cool fam

You'll be able to use this command again in 11 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!

[jade monolith]

pls tictsctoe @remote nymph

pls tictactoe @remote nymph

[neat mica]

MBG •TEJU ❤ vs. ADHI

Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.

[remote nymph]

pls tictactoe @jade monolith

[neat mica]

ADHI vs. MBG •TEJU ❤

@jade monolith won!!! :sunglasses:

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🧻!
  Sreya chose ✂️ and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[jade monolith]

pls tictactoe @remote nymph

[neat mica]

MBG •TEJU ❤ vs. ADHI

Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

Take a chill pill

This command can be used again in 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

You can run this command again in 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose ✂️ and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
  Sreya chose 🧻!

[remote nymph]

pls tictactoe @jade monolith

[neat mica]

ADHI vs. MBG •TEJU ❤

@remote nymph won!!! :sunglasses:

[remote nymph]

pls tictactoe @jade monolith

[neat mica]

ADHI vs. MBG •TEJU ❤

Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.

[remote nymph]

pls rps @jade monolith

[neat mica]

ADHI vs. MBG •TEJU ❤
ADHI chose 🪨!
MBG •TEJU ❤ chose 🧻 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[jade monolith]

pls tictactoe @remote nymph

[neat mica]

MBG •TEJU ❤ vs. ADHI

Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.

[remote nymph]

pls rps @jade monolith

pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

ADHI vs. Sreya
ADHI chose 🧻 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
Sreya chose 🪨!

[jade monolith]

pls hunt

[neat mica]

All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

[jade monolith]

pls dig

[neat mica]

You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.

[jade monolith]

pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG •TEJU ❤'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,633
Bank: ⏣ 1,461,222 / 4,713,927 (31.0%)
Net: ⏣ 53,478,901

😏 · Mar 22, 2022, 10:44 AM

[remote nymph]

pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Adventure Ticket x1
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 10,000

[jade monolith]

pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You need to wait 1m and 5s until you can work again!

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[jade monolith]

pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Adventure Ticket x1
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 10,000

[jade monolith]

pls adv

[neat mica]

Whaaaat!? You found a space kitchen! It looks like it is full of shady stuff. What do you do?

⦾ - ⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾

[neat mica]

You ignored this kitchen.... at least you took some coins with you

- + ⏣ 50,000

All rewards are given at the end of the adventure

[jade monolith]

pls adv

[neat mica]

A wise man in robes who looks like Liam Neeson gives you some advice:

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent"

- Nothing interesting happened

⦾ - ⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾

[jade monolith]

pls ad

pls work

[neat mica]

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball.
You were given ⏣ 5,294 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[jade monolith]

Pls adv

[neat mica]

You found a blob-like planet. Is this where the elusive blob comes from? WAIT YOU COULD TOTALLY GRAB ONE FROM HERE!
Huh, anyway, time to leave.

- Nothing interesting happened

⦾ - ⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾

[jade monolith]

Pls adv

[neat mica]

You uh, just came across a pair of Odd Eyes floating around

⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾ - 🚀

[neat mica]

The eyes do not approve of you reaching for them.

- You lost all items in your backpack, all your rewards, and your adventure has ended

[neat mica]

Adventure Summary

Name

Pepe goes to Space!

Description

What's hidden up there in the infinite universe?

Backpack

Items Found

Coins Found

⏣ 0

Interactions

16

[jade monolith]

Pls asv

Pls adv

[neat mica]

A purple alien with a giant chin is talking crazy about snapping. Is he in a jazz band?

- Nothing interesting happened

🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾

[jade monolith]

Pls rip @little quest

[neat mica]

Have you seen our premium perks? Support development and get some great perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

[jade monolith]

[hardy narwhal]

Pls rip @noble escarp

[noble escarp]

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
Don't want to play? Alright.

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @noble escarp

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. J O S E P H
Don't want to play? Alright.

[noble escarp]

Enti ra nayana 😑😑🌝🌝

[jade monolith]

Pls adv

[neat mica]

You got abducted by a group of aliens, who are trying to probe you. What do you do?

🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾

[neat mica]

The aliens are creeped out with how willing you were for this

- Nothing interesting happened

[jade monolith]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith Click the buttons in correct order!

[jade monolith]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG •TEJU ❤'s Daily Coins

⏣ 35,600 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
23 hours, 14 minutes and 42 seconds

Streak: 52 days (+⏣ 15,600)

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 5,294 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[mossy tartan]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@mossy tartan You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

_MBG_.👑._ベジャワダ_'s Daily Coins

⏣ 22,700 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
22 hours, 23 minutes and 49 seconds

Streak: 9 days (+⏣ 2,700)

[jade monolith]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith What color was next to the word meals?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 15,883 for an hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[fierce pond]

pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🧻!
  Sreya chose 🧻!
  You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[fierce pond]

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.

[fierce pond]

😂

pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose ✂️!
  Sreya chose 🪨 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[fierce pond]

Nooo

😂

pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🪨 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
  Sreya chose ✂️!

[fierce pond]

Yessssss

Finallyy Defeated

😂

Pls rip @minor oasis

[fierce pond]

😂

[minor oasis]

😒

[fierce pond]

lol

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya
Don't want to play? Alright.

[fierce pond]

Akkai Kotu

@kind glen

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🪨!
  Sreya chose 🧻 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[fierce pond]

Nooo

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

@fierce pond won!!! :sunglasses:

[fierce pond]

😂

@kind glen

[cunning horizon]

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ vs. Sreya

@cunning horizon won!!! :sunglasses:

[fierce pond]

@kind glen Akkai #🏝️〢bots-and-fun ?2m Kotu

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose ✂️ and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
  Sreya chose 🧻!

[fierce pond]

Yesssss

Eeroju Enti Anni Nak Kavalsinatu Ayithunai @kind glen

Abba Covering

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose ✂️!
  Sreya chose 🪨 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[fierce pond]

Wt

Impossible

Akka Vadiki Choclate Ivvu

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

@kind glen won!!! :sunglasses:

[fierce pond]

Akkai

Glitch Akka

Pls rps @minor oasis

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Turkal
Don't want to play? Alright.

[fierce pond]

@minor oasis Click Any Button

[cunning horizon]

Pls rps @fierce pond

[neat mica]

-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ vs. - S P I D E Y ²⁵²
-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ chose 🪨!

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🪨!
  You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[fierce pond]

-_-

[minor oasis]

?

[cunning horizon]

Pls tictactoe @fierce pond

[neat mica]

-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ vs. - S P I D E Y ²⁵²

Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.

[cunning horizon]

Pls rps @fierce pond

[neat mica]

-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ vs. - S P I D E Y ²⁵²
-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ chose 🧻!

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose ✂️ and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[fierce pond]

Pilal Ra meru

😂

[cunning horizon]

@kind glen

[remote nymph]

Pls meme

[neat mica]

They do be like that

👍 36722 | 💬 109

[fierce pond]

Kani Sreya Akka Tho Odipotha

Aadhento

[cunning horizon]

🥴

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🪨!
  Sreya chose 🪨!
  You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[fierce pond]

Akkai Fast

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.

[fierce pond]

😂

[cunning horizon]

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ vs. Sreya

@cunning horizon won!!! :sunglasses:

[minor oasis]

Pls tictactoe @fierce pond

[neat mica]

Turkal vs. - S P I D E Y ²⁵²

@minor oasis won!!! :sunglasses:

[fierce pond]

Wt

Chudala

Pls tictactoe @minor oasis

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Turkal

Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.

[minor oasis]

Ante ante

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🪨!
  Sreya chose 🧻 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[fierce pond]

Akka

Dharunam Akka

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🧻!
  Sreya chose ✂️ and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[fierce pond]

Akka Ela Akka

🤔

Pls help

[neat mica]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

connect4
Play a nice calm game of connect4 with your mates
fight
Fight to the death!
gamelb
See the top 10 gamers in your server 😎
You can provide the name of any of the games in the Games category to see leaderboard information on that specific game. Defaults to trivia.
guess
guessing game of the year 10/10
petfight
Fight with your pet!
rps
Play a nice calm game of rock paper scissors with your mates
tictactoe
Play a nice calm game of tic tac toe with your mates
trivia
Answer some trivia for a chance to win some coins.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 1

[fierce pond]

Pls petfight @kind glen

[neat mica]

You don't even have a pet???

[fierce pond]

😑

[jade monolith]

Pls pet

[neat mica]

MBG •TEJU ❤'s Rock (Prashathii) <:Rock:861584585250308106>

Hunger

(100%)
23h and 59m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Fun

(93%)
1d and 20h until empty

Energy

(100%)
7h and until empty

Love

(98%)

Experience

(7 / 100)
Level 3

Last Action

You hug Prashathii, aw.

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

@jade monolith What color was next to the word moss?

@jade monolith Prashathii leveled up! 2 → 3
You now have an extra point to spend in training.

Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose ✂️ and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
  Sreya chose 🧻!

[fierce pond]

Yesssss

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

Woah nelly, slow it down

You'll be able to use this command again in 10 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[hardy narwhal]

Pls rps @fierce pond

[neat mica]

♡M A D H A V♡ vs. - S P I D E Y ²⁵²
♡M A D H A V♡ chose ✂️!

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🪨 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya
Don't want to play? Alright.

[hardy narwhal]

Pls rps @fierce pond

[neat mica]

Take a breather...

You'll be able to use this command again in 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya
Don't want to play? Alright.

[fierce pond]

@kind glen

[kind glen]

ok

[jade monolith]

Pls adv

[neat mica]

You discovered a giant moon looking thing with a green lazer blowing up a planet! Oh well, not your problem.

- Nothing interesting happened

🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾

[grand pivot]

Hello sreya akka

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose 🧻!
Sreya chose 🧻!
You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @sreya

[neat mica]

you need to provide a valid user ID or name to play against lol

@grand pivot You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose ✂️!
Sreya chose 🪨 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[grand pivot]

☹️

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

Take a chill pill

This command can be used again in 5 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @sreya

[neat mica]

you need to provide a valid user ID or name to play against lol

@grand pivot You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose 🪨 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
Sreya chose ✂️!

[grand pivot]

🤣

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

You'll be able to use this command again in 6 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose 🧻!
Sreya chose 🧻!
You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[grand pivot]

🤣

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

Take a breather...

You'll be able to use this command again in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose ✂️!
Sreya chose 🪨 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[grand pivot]

☹️

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya
Don't want to play? Alright.

[fierce pond]

@kind glen

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose ✂️ and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
  Sreya chose 🧻!

[fierce pond]

😎

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

You'll be able to use this command again in 14 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

Take a breather...

This command can be used again in 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🪨!
  Sreya chose 🪨!
  You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[fierce pond]

Shh

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🧻!
  Sreya chose ✂️ and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[fierce pond]

Wt

🙄

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

@fierce pond won!!! :sunglasses:

[fierce pond]

😂

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose ✂️ and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
  Sreya chose 🧻!

[fierce pond]

😂

[jade monolith]

pls adv

[neat mica]

You met a moon man! Or woman? Actually lets not just assume either way.

- Nothing interesting happened

🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾

[jade monolith]

pls work

[neat mica]

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 15,883 for an hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[jade monolith]

pls pet

[neat mica]

MBG •TEJU ❤'s Rock (Prashathii) <:Rock:861584585250308106>

Hunger

(100%)
23h and until empty

Hygiene

(93%)
1d and 20h until empty

Fun

(94%)
1d and 21h until empty

Energy

(54%)
4h and 20m until empty

Love

(85%)

Experience

(19 / 100)
Level 3

Last Action

You hug Prashathii, aw.

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[robust dock]

How to play

[jade monolith]

Pls ad

Pls adv

[neat mica]

Oh my god even in space you cannot escape it

🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾

[neat mica]

HAHA

- + ⏣ 69

All rewards are given at the end of the adventure

@jade monolith Prashathii found a Garbage for you!

[jade monolith]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work for Babysitter - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 15,883 for an hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[jade monolith]

Pls adv

[neat mica]

A wise man in robes who looks like Liam Neeson gives you some advice:

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent"

- Nothing interesting happened

⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾

[jade monolith]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball.
You were given ⏣ 5,294 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[cunning horizon]

Pls tictactoe @short ferry

[neat mica]

-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ vs. MBG PARDHU

@cunning horizon won!!! :sunglasses:

[cunning horizon]

😁

[short ferry]

🤦🏿‍♂️

[cunning horizon]

Pls rps @short ferry

[neat mica]

-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ vs. MBG PARDHU
-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ chose 🪨 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
MBG PARDHU chose ✂️!

[cunning horizon]

😂.

[short ferry]

Once more

[cunning horizon]

Pls tictactoe @short ferry

[neat mica]

-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ vs. MBG PARDHU

Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.

[cunning horizon]

😶

[short ferry]

Rpa

[cunning horizon]

Pls rps @short ferry

[neat mica]

-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ vs. MBG PARDHU
-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ chose 🧻!
MBG PARDHU chose ✂️ and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[cunning horizon]

😭

Cooldown undi

Wait

[short ferry]

Pls rps @cunning horizon

[neat mica]

MBG PARDHU vs. -NITHIN SAI_YT ✓
MBG PARDHU chose 🧻 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ chose 🪨!

[cunning horizon]

Pls rps @short ferry

[neat mica]

-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ vs. MBG PARDHU
-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ chose 🧻 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
MBG PARDHU chose 🪨!

[cunning horizon]

Pls tictactoe @short ferry

[neat mica]

-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ vs. MBG PARDHU

@short ferry won!!! :sunglasses:

[short ferry]

Pls tictactoe @cunning horizon

[neat mica]

LOL! They are doing something else with their stuff rn, wait for a bit

[cunning horizon]

😢

[short ferry]

🤣

Pls rps @cunning horizon

[neat mica]

MBG PARDHU vs. -NITHIN SAI_YT ✓
MBG PARDHU chose ✂️!
-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ chose ✂️!
You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[cunning horizon]

Chi lag iyndi

😂

Pls rps @short ferry

[neat mica]

-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ vs. MBG PARDHU
-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ chose 🧻!
MBG PARDHU chose ✂️ and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[cunning horizon]

Pls tictactoe @short ferry

[neat mica]

-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ vs. MBG PARDHU

@short ferry won!!! :sunglasses:

[short ferry]

Nerchukovali 🤣

[cunning horizon]

Chuskole😂 🥴 🤧

Neanu potuna chat ki

😭

[short ferry]

Chusukunna nene gelchedhi two chances

[cunning horizon]

Sar srale

@short ferry oka trick chupista agu

Pls tictactoe @neat mica

[neat mica]

-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ vs. Dank Memer

@cunning horizon won!!! :sunglasses:

[cunning horizon]

Pls rps @neat mica

[neat mica]

-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ vs. Dank Memer
-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ chose 🪨!
Dank Memer chose 🧻 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[cunning horizon]

Pls tictactoe @neat mica

[neat mica]

Slow it down bud

This command can be used again in 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!

[cunning horizon]

Pls rps @neat mica

[neat mica]

Slow it down bud

You can run this command again in 6 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[cunning horizon]

Pls tictactoe @neat mica

[neat mica]

-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ vs. Dank Memer

Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.

[cunning horizon]

Pls rps @neat mica

[neat mica]

-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ vs. Dank Memer
-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ chose 🧻!
Dank Memer chose 🧻!
You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[cunning horizon]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

aw man you forgot to do your daily so you lost your 2 day streak. You last did your daily <t:1647181031:R>

@cunning horizon You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓'s Daily Coins

⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
20 hours, 15 minutes and 23 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[cunning horizon]

Pls monthly

[neat mica]

Take a breather...

I'm not made of money dude, wait 17d, 9h and 26m
The default cooldown is 1mo.

[jade monolith]

pls adv

[neat mica]

A friendly alien approached you slowly. What do you do?

⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾

[neat mica]

Alien pulled out a HUGE laser and started shooting you with it!

- Nothing interesting happened

[jade monolith]

pls work

[neat mica]

Work for Babysitter - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 15,883 for an hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[jade monolith]

pls daily

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG •TEJU ❤'s Daily Coins

⏣ 35,900 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
15 hours, 7 minutes and 39 seconds

Streak: 53 days (+⏣ 15,900)

[jade monolith]

pls monthly

[neat mica]

Hold your horses...

I'm not made of money dude, wait 16d, 19m and 15s
The default cooldown is 1mo.

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @neat mica

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Dank Memer

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🧻!
  Dank Memer chose 🧻!
  You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[jade monolith]

pls rps @neat mica

[neat mica]

MBG •TEJU ❤ vs. Dank Memer
MBG •TEJU ❤ chose ✂️ and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
Dank Memer chose 🧻!

[jade monolith]

pls tictaetoe @neat mica

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya
Don't want to play? Alright.

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🪨!
  Sreya chose 🧻 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[fierce pond]

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

Don't want to play? Alright.

[fierce pond]

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

Take a chill pill

You'll be able to use this command again in 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!

[fierce pond]

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

Don't want to play? Alright.

[jade monolith]

pls adv

[neat mica]

On your way out of the solar system, you hit a tesla floating on the way to Mars

- Nothing interesting happened

⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾

[jade monolith]

pls work

[neat mica]

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 15,883 for an hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[neat mica]

Passive successfully changed to Enabled
You are now a passive user. If you fail to use any commands for 5 days you will lose passive mode!

[jade monolith]

Pls work

[neat mica]

You never fail to amaze me @jade monolith. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 5859! 10500 + ⏣ 5859 an hour

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

@jade monolith Better take care of your pet, their love is below 10%!

@jade monolith OH NO!
Your pet felt terrible about being neglected. It rolled away to find a better owner. You now have no pet.

[jade monolith]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG •TEJU ❤'s Daily Coins

⏣ 36,200 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
14 hours, 33 minutes and 34 seconds

Streak: 54 days (+⏣ 16,200)

[jade monolith]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

MBG •TEJU ❤'s inventory

Daily Box ─ 50
ID daily ─ Loot Box

Normie Box ─ 1
ID normie ─ Loot Box

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 1

[jade monolith]

Pls adv

[neat mica]

You ran into someone who looks JUST like Matt Damon, and they're fertilizing their own feces to grow potatoes on Mars??

- Nothing interesting happened

⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🧻!
  Sreya chose 🧻!
  You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[fierce pond]

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.

[fierce pond]

😂

Pls tictactoe @verbal geyser

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Master Nihar

Don't want to play? Alright.

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose ✂️!
Sreya chose 🪨 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[grand pivot]

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya

Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.

[grand pivot]

Lol

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya

@grand pivot won!!! :sunglasses:

[grand pivot]

Gaya

Lil

Lol🤣🤣

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

You'll be able to use this command again in 5 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!

[grand pivot]

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya

Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.

[grand pivot]

Lol

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya

Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Sreya

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🪨!
  Sreya chose 🪨!
  You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[grand pivot]

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

Woah nelly, slow it down

You'll be able to use this command again in 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose 🧻!
Sreya chose 🧻!
You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[grand pivot]

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya

Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose 🪨!
Sreya chose 🪨!
You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[grand pivot]

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya

Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.

[knotty siren]

Pls rps @grand pivot

[neat mica]

ITS NAGI⚡ vs. MBG GANGSTER⚡
ITS NAGI⚡ chose ✂️ and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose 🧻!

[knotty siren]

😂

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose ✂️ and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
Sreya chose 🧻!

[knotty siren]

Pls bal

[grand pivot]

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

@knotty siren You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

ITS NAGI⚡'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,396
Bank: ⏣ 55 / 120 (45.8%)
Net: ⏣ 405,451

😏 · Mar 25, 2022, 10:37 AM

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya

Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.

[knotty siren]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 65

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 5,331

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 120

[grand pivot]

Pls rps @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya
MBG GANGSTER⚡ chose 🪨!
Sreya chose 🪨!
You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[knotty siren]

@grand pivot

[fierce pond]

Pls dep max

[knotty siren]

Wt is this

[fierce pond]

Buy The Bank First

[grand pivot]

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya

Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.

[knotty siren]

Pls buy bank

[neat mica]

Buy Command

This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable.

[neat mica]

Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!

[knotty siren]

Ni akka

[fierce pond]

pls monthly

[knotty siren]

@neat mica na 🍉 tesko

pls monthly

[neat mica]

Monthly Command

This command gives you a large sum of coins once per month!

[neat mica]

Your account is too new to redeem monthly!

[grand pivot]

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

Hold your horses...

You can run this command again in 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!

[grand pivot]

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya

Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.

[knotty siren]

Pls tictactoe @grand pivot

[neat mica]

ITS NAGI⚡ vs. MBG GANGSTER⚡

@knotty siren won!!! :sunglasses:

[knotty siren]

😂😂

Bot😂😂

[grand pivot]

Pls tictactoe @kind glen

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. Sreya

Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.

[knotty siren]

Noob

😂😂

😂👈.

[grand pivot]

Pls tictactoe @knotty siren

[neat mica]

Hold your horses...

You can run this command again in 12 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!

[grand pivot]

Pls tictactoe @knotty siren

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. ITS NAGI⚡

Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.

[grand pivot]

Lol noob

[knotty siren]

Bot

Draw😂👈

[kind glen]

😑

[knotty siren]

@kind glen tenava

[fierce pond]

Its Not Tenava Its Tinnava

[knotty siren]

🍉

[grand pivot]

Pls tictactoe @knotty siren

[neat mica]

MBG GANGSTER⚡ vs. ITS NAGI⚡

Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.

[knotty siren]

Pls with all

[neat mica]

Withdraw Command

This command allows you to withdraw money from the bank into your pocket! Check your balance with pls balance.

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 120

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 5,451

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 0

[knotty siren]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

Blackjack Command

A fan favorite gambling command, play blackjack against the dealer to win some money!
If you are new to blackjack, you should learn how to play first! Our game is not a standard game, as we're missing some key components such as doubling down and splitting, but we've made it as simple as possible to learn!

ITS NAGI⚡'s blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 5,451. You now have 0.
You lost NaN% of the games.

ITS NAGI⚡ (Player)

Cards - ♦ 4 ♣ K ♥ Q
Total - 24

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 9 ♣ K
Total - 19

[knotty siren]

😓

[jade monolith]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG •TEJU ❤'s blackjack game

You win! You got to 21.
You won ⏣ 53,397. You now have ⏣ 105,480.
You won 43% of the games.

MBG •TEJU ❤ (Player)

Cards - ♦ 3 ♥ 4 ♠ 8 ♥ 6
Total - 21

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 5 ♣ 3
Total - 8

[glacial mortar]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

Blackjack Command

A fan favorite gambling command, play blackjack against the dealer to win some money!
If you are new to blackjack, you should learn how to play first! Our game is not a standard game, as we're missing some key components such as doubling down and splitting, but we've made it as simple as possible to learn!

MBG👑SAMPATH's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 51,447. You now have 0.
You lost NaN% of the games.

MBG👑SAMPATH (Player)

Cards - ♣ 3 ♥ 3 ♦ 10 ♥ 8
Total - 24

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 10 ♦ 4
Total - 14

[jade monolith]

pls adv

[neat mica]

You went through an asteroid belt and made it out in one piece, thank GOD

- Nothing interesting happened

⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾

[jade monolith]

pls adv

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

[neat mica]

In the distance you see a supernova. Wow, it's beautiful

- Nothing interesting happened

⦾ - ⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾

[jade monolith]

pls work

[neat mica]

You never fail to amaze me @jade monolith. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 6350! 10500 + ⏣ 6350 an hour

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[jade monolith]

pls daily

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG •TEJU ❤'s Daily Coins

⏣ 36,500 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
14 hours, 17 minutes and 8 seconds

Streak: 55 days (+⏣ 16,500)

[jade monolith]

pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith What color was next to the word caregiver?

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 5,616 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[jade monolith]

pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol

[jade monolith]

pls dig

[neat mica]

You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.

[fierce pond]

Pls ba

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

Tip: Use pls pet to take care of your pet, they can help you by finding stuff, protecting your wallet, and being a great companion.

@fierce pond You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

- S P I D E Y ²⁵²'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 14,636 / 16,876 (86.7%)
Net: ⏣ 14,636

😏 · Mar 26, 2022, 9:49 AM

[fierce pond]

Pls monthly

[neat mica]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

I'm not made of money dude, wait 11d, 2h and 39m
The default cooldown is 1mo.

[minor oasis]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

[neat mica]

Balance Command

This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)

@minor oasis You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Turkal's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 305,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 305,000

😏 · Mar 26, 2022, 9:49 AM

[minor oasis]

Pls monthly

[neat mica]

Monthly Command

This command gives you a large sum of coins once per month!

[neat mica]

Your account is too new to redeem monthly!

[fierce pond]

Pls tictactoe @minor oasis

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Turkal

Don't want to play? Alright.

[minor oasis]

Pls tictactoe @fierce pond

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @minor oasis

[neat mica]

Turkal vs. - S P I D E Y ²⁵²

Well that was anticlimactic, game ended in a draw.

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Turkal

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🪨!
  Turkal chose 🧻 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[minor oasis]

Pls rps @fierce pond

[neat mica]

Turkal vs. - S P I D E Y ²⁵²
Turkal chose ✂️ and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose 🧻!

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @minor oasis

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Turkal
Don't want to play? Alright.

[fierce pond]

Pls rps @minor oasis

[neat mica]

- S P I D E Y ²⁵² vs. Turkal

• S P I D E Y ²⁵² chose ✂️ and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
  Turkal chose 🧻!

[minor oasis]

Pls tictactoe@fierce pond

Pls tictactoe @fierce pond

[neat mica]

Turkal vs. - S P I D E Y ²⁵²

@minor oasis won!!! :sunglasses:

[jade monolith]

pld adv

pls adv

[neat mica]

You met a strange alien that looked like one of Dank Memer's developers... weird

- Nothing interesting happened

⦾ - ⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾

[jade monolith]

pls adv

[neat mica]

You encountered someone named Dank Sidious, what do you do?

⦾ - ⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾

[neat mica]

"I AM THE SENATE!"

- Nothing interesting happened

[cunning horizon]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

@cunning horizon You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓'s Daily Coins

⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
13 hours, 9 minutes and 2 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

This event has expired.

F IN THE CHAT

I just died in minecraft, press an F in the chat

Mar 26, 2022, 10:51 AM

F

-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ answered first!

[neat mica]

Results for 'F in the chat' event

-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ secured ⏣ 3,224

[cunning horizon]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@cunning horizon You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,418,601
Bank: ⏣ 4,315,437 / 4,315,917 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 12,036,176

😏 · Mar 26, 2022, 10:51 AM

[cunning horizon]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 480

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 1,418,121

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 4,315,917

[cunning horizon]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[cunning horizon]

Pls search

[neat mica]

-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓ searched the tree

You found ⏣ 609, why were you even looking in a tree?

Multi Bonus: +16% (⏣ 84)

[cunning horizon]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓'s inventory

Snowflake ─ 2
ID snowflake ─ Collectable

Stickbug ─ 1
ID stickbug ─ Sellable

Tidepod ─ 5
ID tidepod ─ Power-up

Trash ─ 1
ID trash ─ Sellable

Worm ─ 3
ID worm ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 5 of 5

[cunning horizon]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

Pepe Medal (0) — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 5% of players have!

Pepe Trophy (0) — ⏣ 50,000,000
A trophy to flex how rich you are! You are rich enough to afford this... right?

Pepe Crown (0) — ⏣ 250,000,000
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved crowns. At least until another expensive item comes along LOL.

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[cunning horizon]

Pls with max

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 4,315,917

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 5,734,647

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 0

[cunning horizon]

,dep max

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 4,315,917

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 1,418,730

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 4,315,917

[grand pivot]

Pls monthly

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

[neat mica]

Spam isn't cool fam

I'm not made of money dude, wait 18h, 28m and 37s
The default cooldown is 1mo.

[carmine whale]

Pls bal

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

@carmine whale You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

TGFF 𖤓 CHITTI's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 12,248
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 262,248

😏 · Mar 26, 2022, 12:42 PM

[carmine whale]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposit Command

Deposit is used to move money from your pocket to your bank account. You can check your balance with the balance command. You cannot deposit more than your max bank space.

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 5,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 7,248

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 5,000

[hardy narwhal]

Pls trade 30000 @carmine whale

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

[neat mica]

The timeout for their confirmation is 5 minutes, you will not be able to run any commands while you're waiting on their response.

Action Confirmed

@hardy narwhal gives:
⏣ 30,000 (+ ⏣ 900 tax)

@carmine whale gives:
nothing

Continue trade?

[neat mica]

@carmine whale

Timed Out

@hardy narwhal gives:
⏣ 30,000 (+ ⏣ 900 tax)

@carmine whale gives:
nothing

Continue trade?

[neat mica]

Canceling this transaction on behalf of TGFF 𖤓 CHITTI

[jade monolith]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG •TEJU ❤'s Daily Coins

⏣ 36,800 was placed in your wallet and a normie BOX!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
22 hours, 12 minutes and 20 seconds

Streak: 56 days (+⏣ 16,800)

[jade monolith]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't select an emoji.
You were given ⏣ 5,616 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[grand pivot]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

@grand pivot You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

@grand pivot You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[cunning horizon]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@cunning horizon You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-NITHIN SAI_YT ✓'s Daily Coins

⏣ 20,300 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
19 hours, 54 minutes and 9 seconds

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 300)

[grand pivot]

Amma antha vachai haa

Pls monthly

[neat mica]

Take a chill pill

I'm not made of money dude, wait 2h, 45m and 8s
The default cooldown is 1mo.

[brazen lichen]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

[neat mica]

@brazen lichen You also unlocked 1 other achievement! Check your notifs to view the list!

✨ NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!✨

Work 12 hours in one day!
Reward: ⏣ 500,000

@brazen lichen You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

LUCKY's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 532,426
Bank: ⏣ 370,464 / 1,619,079 (22.9%)
Net: ⏣ 12,963,049

😏 · Mar 27, 2022, 5:13 AM

[brazen lichen]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 532,426

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 902,890

[brazen lichen]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

Rare Pepe (1) — ⏣ 50,000
A lone rare pepe, made to collect and flex how many you can get compared to your friends.

Shredded Cheese (87) — ⏣ 75,000— 1,481/1,500 in stock
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!

Mouse (0) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!

Keyboard (0) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!

Adventure Ticket (0) — ⏣ 200,000— 2,481/2,500 in stock
A ticket to start an adventure!

Pizza Slice (3) — ⏣ 250,000— 1,494/1,500 in stock
Eat this for a chunky xp multiplier!

Bank Note (0) — ⏣ 325,000— 1,295/1,500 in stock
Use this to expand your bank space!

Engagement Ring (0) — ⏣ 350,000
Propose to someone!

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[brazen lichen]

Pls alert

[neat mica]

Tip: Check out our full list of commands on our new and improved website! https://dankmemer.lol/commands

Alert From The Developers

Multiple items have been removed, a command was removed, and two new items are here among multiple other changes. Read about it here: https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/goodbye-laptops

You are #386,227 to view this alert!

[brazen lichen]

Pls items

[neat mica]

Shop Items

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 2,902/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Box of Sand (5) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,059/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!

Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them

Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000— 4,504/5,000 in stock
Disguise your identity from robbers using a wishlist!

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