🏝️〢dank-memer

[neat mica]

VSK_GANGSTER's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 54,433. You now have ⏣ 84,537.
You won 47% of the games.

VSK_GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♠ A ♥ 7
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ A ♠ 5 ♠ 6 ♠ 2 ♥ K
Total - 24

[grand pivot]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

Take a breather...

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[grand pivot]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

VSK_GANGSTER's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (18) than the dealer (17)
You won ⏣ 43,554. You now have ⏣ 128,091.
You won 48% of the games.

VSK_GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♣ 6 ♦ J ♥ 2
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 8 ♦ 3 ♣ 4 ♦ 2
Total - 17

[grand pivot]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

VSK_GANGSTER's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (19) than the dealer (20)
You lost ⏣ 128,091. You now have 0.
You lost 51% of the games.

VSK_GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♠ Q ♠ 5 ♦ 4
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ A ♠ 9
Total - 20

[jade monolith]

pls hunt

[neat mica]

Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

[dapper epoch]

pls work

[neat mica]

@dapper epoch Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,062 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[dapper epoch]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 480

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 17,582

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 61,560

[jade monolith]

pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you selected the wrong emoji.
You were given ⏣ 5,140 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[brittle cobalt]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You've already claimed your daily today

Your next daily is ready in:
16 hours, 52 minutes and 35 seconds

Daily Resets at 00:00 UTC

[brittle cobalt]

Pls search

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP searched the car

You found ⏣ 1,344, thank god for this idiot leaving their car unlocked

Multi Bonus: +177% (⏣ 859)

[brittle cobalt]

Pls crime

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP committed SHOPLIFTING

You managed to steal ⏣ 3,017. Money Heist!

Multi Bonus: +177% (⏣ 1,928)

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

MBG • LUCKY's Daily Coins

⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
16 hours, 38 minutes and 26 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@narrow ginkgo What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you selected the wrong emoji.
You were given ⏣ 4,895 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Spongebob

"stop begging, you look like a fool"

Imagine begging LMAO

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls feed

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit !

[jade monolith]

pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU👻's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,140
Bank: ⏣ 2,567,122 / 4,319,933 (59.4%)

😏 · Jan 27, 2022, 8:29 AM

[jade monolith]

pls search

[neat mica]

-TEJU👻 searched the area51

You found ⏣ 1,624, NOW RUN THE GOVERNMENT IS COMING

Multi Bonus: +178% (⏣ 1,040)

[jade monolith]

pls search

[neat mica]

-TEJU👻 searched the uber

You found ⏣ 1,605, did you just steal from your uber driver?

Multi Bonus: +178% (⏣ 1,028)

[jade monolith]

pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 15,420 for an hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[jade monolith]

meals
bedtime
baby
children
bed

[brittle cobalt]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Junk !

[brittle cobalt]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol

[brittle cobalt]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object !

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 73,697
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 475,396 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 27, 2022, 8:51 AM

[jade monolith]

pls hunt

[neat mica]

Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

[brittle cobalt]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's inventory

Owned Items

Stickbug ─ 1
ID stickbug ─ Sellable

Worm ─ 1
ID worm ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 4 of 4

[jade monolith]

pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[jade monolith]

pls inv

[neat mica]

-TEJU👻's inventory

Owned Items

Tidepod ─ 5
ID tidepod ─ Power-up

Worm ─ 31
ID worm ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 7 of 7

[jade monolith]

pls itemlb baby

[neat mica]

Baby rankings

🥇 3 - -TEJU👻#2010
🥈 1 - AsTa!#6969

[jade monolith]

pls daily

[neat mica]

You've already claimed your daily today

Your next daily is ready in:
13 hours, 52 minutes and 13 seconds

Daily Resets at 00:00 UTC

[pure phoenix]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@pure phoenix You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

INNOCENT NAIDU ❤'s Daily Coins

⏣ 20,300 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours, 28 minutes and 42 seconds

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 300)

[brittle cobalt]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ant !

[brittle cobalt]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

[brittle cobalt]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand !

[brittle cobalt]

Pls sell all

[neat mica]

you don't own this item lol

[brittle cobalt]

Pls sell

[neat mica]

Action Canceled

Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:

x2 Ant (⏣ 5,540)
x1 Boar (⏣ 11,080)
x1 Deer (⏣ 5,540)
x1 Duck (⏣ 4,848)
x5 Common Fish (⏣ 10,388)
x2 Garbage (⏣ 1,108)
x5 Junk (⏣ 2,770)
x2 Rabbit (⏣ 8,310)
x4 Seaweed (⏣ 2,770)
x5 Skunk (⏣ 17,313)
x1 Stickbug (⏣ 5,540)
x1 Worm (⏣ 1,385)

Total: ⏣ 76,592 (177% multi)

[neat mica]

Alright not doing that. Maybe mention a specific item to sell?

[simple burrow]

Pls sell

[neat mica]

Sell Command

Use this command to sell some of your items back to the bot. Different item types have different sale values. You can see what something could sell for with pls shop <item name>.

[neat mica]

Timed Out

Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:

x2 Ban Hammer (⏣ 568,000)
x3 Fresh Bread (⏣ 4,260)
x1 Deer (⏣ 5,680)
x1 Duck (⏣ 4,970)
x1 Common Fish (⏣ 2,130)
x1 Jelly Fish (⏣ 22,720)
x3 Junk (⏣ 1,704)
x1 Rabbit (⏣ 4,260)
x3 Seaweed (⏣ 2,130)
x2 Worm (⏣ 2,840)

Total: ⏣ 618,694 (184% multi)

[simple burrow]

Pls use ban hammer

[neat mica]

Alright not doing that. Maybe mention a specific item to sell?

You can't use this item :thinking:

@simple burrow You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Did you know there's a family friendly mode now? Check your user settings pls settings or your server settings pls serverconf.

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-T E J U 👻's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 23,789
Bank: ⏣ 2,567,122 / 4,320,413 (59.4%)

😏 · Jan 27, 2022, 2:21 PM

[jade monolith]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith What color was next to the word bedtime?

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 5,140 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[rugged locust]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

-ABHI 😜's Daily Coins

⏣ 21,200 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
8 hours, 13 minutes and 26 seconds

Streak: 4 days (+⏣ 1,200)

[rugged locust]

Pls work

[neat mica]

You never fail to amaze me @rugged locust. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 5580! 10000 + ⏣ 5580 an hour

[rugged locust]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

-ABHI 😜's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 42,100
Bank: ⏣ 2,321,253 / 2,939,107 (79.0%)

😏 · Jan 27, 2022, 3:46 PM

[rugged locust]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 42,100

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,363,353

[rugged locust]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[minor pollen]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@minor pollen You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • RIVA✨'s Daily Coins

⏣ 20,300 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
5 hours, 12 minutes and 14 seconds

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 300)

[minor pollen]

Pls work

[neat mica]

You were fired from your position as a Robber.
You did not meet the minimum amount of required hours, and your boss decided to fire you.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 6 hours before you can find another job.

Tip: Certain non-currency related commands can give you coins, such as pls trivia!

@minor pollen You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[minor pollen]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed !

[minor pollen]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm !

[minor pollen]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Jordan Peele

"the atm is out of order, sorry"

Imagine begging LMAO

[minor pollen]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit !

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG • RIVA✨'s blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 108,418. You now have 0.
You lost 53% of the games.

MBG • RIVA✨ (Player)

Cards - ♦ K ♥ 2 ♥ Q
Total - 22

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ K ♣ J
Total - 20

[pure phoenix]

Pls daily

[fringe mist]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@fringe mist You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG• eswar roy's Daily Coins

⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 52 minutes and 26 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[fringe mist]

Pls search

[neat mica]

Search Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a place from the list to search in, and you have a chance to win coins and some fun items! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die! Rewards are specific to the location, so some have different risks/rewards!

[neat mica]

MBG• eswar roy searched the grass

You found ⏣ 1,798, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) (pooped!) these out
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Box of Sand!

Multi Bonus: +225% (⏣ 1,245)

[jade monolith]

PLS DAILY

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-T E J U 👻's Daily Coins

⏣ 27,800 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 20 minutes and 5 seconds

Streak: 26 days (+⏣ 7,800)

[jade monolith]

pls work

[neat mica]

Work for Babysitter - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 15,420 for an hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[jade monolith]

pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[dapper epoch]

pls work

[neat mica]

@dapper epoch Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,062 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[dapper epoch]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 240

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 35,404

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 61,800

[winter aurora]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@winter aurora You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[winter aurora]

Pls worklist

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Police Officer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 21,000 per hour

Teacher
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 22,000 per hour

Musician
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 23,000 per hour

Pro Gamer
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 25,000 per hour

Manager
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 26,000 per hour

Page 3 of 6

[winter aurora]

Pls work manager

[neat mica]

@winter aurora Congratulations, you are now working as a Manager!
You're required to work at least 4 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 26,000 per hour.

[winter aurora]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@winter aurora Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Manager

[grand pivot]

,profie @grand pivot

[marsh nova]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

MPG • MOKSHA's Daily Coins

⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
15 hours, 38 minutes and 59 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[marsh nova]

@jade monolith papa nak dank istava koncham urgent ga kavali

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work for Babysitter - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the goalkeeper was at the goal you kicked the ball in.
You were given ⏣ 3,500 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[marsh nova]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@marsh nova You need to wait 59m and 41s until you can work again!

[marsh nova]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MPG • MOKSHA's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 23,500
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 58,436 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 28, 2022, 8:22 AM

[marsh nova]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 23,500

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 23,500

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Tip: You can see more information on an item by using pls shop [item name]

MBG • LUCKY's Daily Coins

⏣ 20,300 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
14 hours, 37 minutes and 7 seconds

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 300)

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@narrow ginkgo What color was next to the word hammer?

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 4,895 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG • LUCKY's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 138,780
Bank: ⏣ 119,682 / 121,602 (98.4%)

😏 · Jan 28, 2022, 9:23 AM

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 1,920

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 136,860

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 121,602

[jade monolith]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith What color was next to the word cleaning?

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 5,140 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[dapper epoch]

pls work

[neat mica]

Work for Discord Mod - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the goalkeeper was at the goal you kicked the ball in.
You were given ⏣ 6,020 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[jade monolith]

Pls worl

Pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You need to wait 14m and 32s until you can work again!

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@narrow ginkgo What color was next to the word audit?

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 4,895 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[jade monolith]

pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 15,420 for an hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[jade monolith]

pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[minor pollen]

Pls work robber

[neat mica]

@minor pollen Congratulations, you are now working as a Robber!
You're required to work at least 3 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 20,000 per hour.

Tip: With horseshoes, you can gain a lot more coins from simple commands like pls beg, or pls search!

@minor pollen You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[minor pollen]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@minor pollen What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 20,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Robber

[minor pollen]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 480

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 19,520

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,932,106

[minor pollen]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite

[minor pollen]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[minor pollen]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Box of Sand !

[minor pollen]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Peter Dinklage

"stop begging"

Imagine begging LMAO

[rugged locust]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

-ABHI 😜's Daily Coins

⏣ 21,500 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours, 21 minutes and 10 seconds

Streak: 5 days (+⏣ 1,500)

[rugged locust]

Pls work

[neat mica]

You never fail to amaze me @rugged locust. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 6048! 10000 + ⏣ 6048 an hour

[rugged locust]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

-ABHI 😜's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 21,500
Bank: ⏣ 2,363,353 / 2,939,347 (80.4%)

😏 · Jan 28, 2022, 1:38 PM

[rugged locust]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 21,500

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,384,853

[jade monolith]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[fathom hamlet]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@fathom hamlet You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

@fathom hamlet You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[fathom hamlet]

Pls alert

[neat mica]

Alert From The Developers

Update 9.8.0 is now live!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/tax-the-rich

You are #998,153 to view this alert!

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

! T E J U 👻's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 125,700
Bank: ⏣ 2,567,122 / 4,320,533 (59.4%)

😏 · Jan 28, 2022, 4:05 PM

[jade monolith]

Pls work resign

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You resigned from your position as Babysitter. You need to wait 3 hours before you can apply for another job.

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[jade monolith]

pls worklist

[brittle cobalt]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

MBG NAVADEEP's Daily Coins

⏣ 20,600 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
22 hours, 12 minutes and 6 seconds

Streak: 2 days (+⏣ 600)

[brittle cobalt]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Junk !

[brittle cobalt]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

[brittle cobalt]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 94,297
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 477,436 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 29, 2022, 1:48 AM

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

MBG • LUCKY's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 141,755
Bank: ⏣ 121,602 / 121,842 (99.8%)

😏 · Jan 29, 2022, 1:53 AM

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work for Discord Mod - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

@narrow ginkgo OH NO!
Your pet felt terrible about being neglected. It slithered away to find a better owner. You now have no pet.

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls collect

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 14,686 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Markiplier

"no coins for you"

Imagine begging LMAO

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Junk !

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand !

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

MBG • LUCKY's Daily Coins

⏣ 20,600 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
22 hours, 5 minutes and 41 seconds

Streak: 2 days (+⏣ 600)

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls work robber

[neat mica]

@narrow ginkgo You're already working as a Discord Mod. If you want to leave your current job to apply for a new one, use pls work resign

[brittle cobalt]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[brittle cobalt]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed !

[brittle cobalt]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm !

[brittle cobalt]

Pls crime

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP committed DRUG DISTRIBUTION

You distributed a lot of drugs and earned ⏣ 1,093, are you the next Escobar?
You sussy baka! You also found a Chill Pill!

Multi Bonus: +169% (⏣ 687)

[brittle cobalt]

Pls search

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP searched the aeradella's home

You found Celine in the living room, who was in a VR session and was dropping coins everywhere, making you pick up ⏣ 3,393.

Multi Bonus: +169% (⏣ 2,132)

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Wanted to rob someone but their money is deposited? Gather a few people, and run the pls bankrob command.

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 103,783
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 479,116 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 29, 2022, 2:42 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 103,783

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 103,783

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 2,880

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 174,161

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 124,482

[jade monolith]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[jade monolith]

Pls work robber

[neat mica]

@jade monolith Congratulations, you are now working as a Robber!
You're required to work at least 3 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 20,000 per hour.

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[jade monolith]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball.
You were given ⏣ 6,667 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Robber

[jade monolith]

Pls worllist

Pls worklist

[winter aurora]

Pls inv @jade monolith

[neat mica]

! MBG • TEJU 👻's inventory

Owned Items

Alcohol ─ 3
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Ant ─ 5
ID ant ─ Sellable

Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up

Baby ─ 3
ID baby ─ Collectable

Bank Note ─ 59
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Blue Phallic Object ─ 8
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Boar ─ 1
ID boar ─ Sellable

Box of Sand ─ 30
ID sand ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 7

[winter aurora]

Pls itemlb kno

[neat mica]

Bank Note rankings

🥇 1,601 - ANAY#7240
🥈 717 - Draco malfoy#6969
🥉 332 - NIXIONOP#7726
🔹 319 - - MTG KAVYA#9755
🔹 302 - ! ||★𓅃CAPTAIN AMERICA||#7374
🔹 243 - - N A N I ❥#5153
🔹 183 - Lalith Sai#1856
🔹 148 - AsTa!#6969
🔹 82 - vicky6#5992
🔹 67 - ＩＮＤ － W O L F#2006

@winter aurora Nehal found a Padlock for you!

[winter aurora]

2k undali 1.3k kno sell chesa

[jade monolith]

entha ki

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: An apple a day can keep the loot goblins away! Eating an apple will prevent you from losing items when you die for the next 24 hours!

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

! MBG • TEJU 👻's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,567,122 / 4,320,773 (59.4%)

😏 · Jan 29, 2022, 6:00 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[jade monolith]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[winter aurora]

@jade monolith kno ivvu

[jade monolith]

[winter aurora]

Ivvu

[jade monolith]

[winter aurora]

Pls inv @jade monolith

[neat mica]

! MBG • TEJU 👻's inventory

Owned Items

Tidepod ─ 5
ID tidepod ─ Power-up

Worm ─ 31
ID worm ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 7 of 7

[winter aurora]

😂

[jade monolith]

Pls huny

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[jade monolith]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[jade monolith]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith Click the buttons in correct order!

[jade monolith]

Work for Robber - Repeat Order - Remember words order!
grift
steal
bandit
cops
undercover

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 20,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Robber

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

! MBG • TEJU 👻's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 20,000
Bank: ⏣ 2,567,122 / 4,321,013 (59.4%)

😏 · Jan 29, 2022, 9:46 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

! MBG • TEJU 👻's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (19) than the dealer (17)
You won ⏣ 24,875. You now have ⏣ 44,875.
You won 45% of the games.

! MBG • TEJU 👻 (Player)

Cards - ♣ 9 ♣ J
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 7 ♥ J
Total - 17

[jade monolith]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

Take a breather...

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[jade monolith]

Pls bet all

[neat mica]

! MBG • TEJU 👻's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 44,875

New Balance: ⏣ 0

! MBG • TEJU 👻

Rolled 1

Dank Memer

Rolled 11

[dapper epoch]

pls work

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

@dapper epoch What color was next to the word admin?

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 6,020 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[dapper epoch]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD

[rugged locust]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

-ABHI 😜's Daily Coins

⏣ 21,800 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
9 hours, 49 minutes and 22 seconds

Streak: 6 days (+⏣ 1,800)

[rugged locust]

Pls work

[neat mica]

You never fail to amaze me @rugged locust. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 6529! 10000 + ⏣ 6529 an hour

[rugged locust]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

-ABHI 😜's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 21,800
Bank: ⏣ 2,384,853 / 2,940,067 (81.1%)

😏 · Jan 29, 2022, 2:10 PM

[rugged locust]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 21,800

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,406,653

[rugged locust]

Pls search

[neat mica]

-ABHI 😜 searched the bus

You found ⏣ 1,399, but its covered in old gum...

Multi Bonus: +126% (⏣ 780)

[rugged locust]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[rugged locust]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 51,399

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,458,052

[rugged locust]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

-ABHI 😜's Loot Haul!

⏣ 75,180
x2 - Lucky Horseshoe

1x Daily Box opened

[rugged locust]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 75,180

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,533,232

[rugged locust]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Shredded Cheese item boosts your xp multiplier which makes you gain xp a lot faster!

-ABHI 😜's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,533,232 / 2,940,067 (86.2%)

😏 · Jan 29, 2022, 2:12 PM

[rugged locust]

Pls use bank notes

[neat mica]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 20,726

Total Bank Space

⏣ 2,960,793

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 2,903,073 (98.1%)

[rugged locust]

Ppls use bank notes

Pls use bank notes

Pls use bank notes

Pls use bank notes

[west siren]

,daily

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

@west siren You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

ＩＮＤ － W O L F's Daily Coins

⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
8 hours, 39 minutes and 41 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[west siren]

Pls work

[neat mica]

You never fail to amaze me @west siren. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 6048! 10000 + ⏣ 6048 an hour

@west siren You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[west siren]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work for Discord Mod - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the goalkeeper was at the goal you kicked the ball in.
You were given ⏣ 5,349 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[west siren]

Pls fis

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

[west siren]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Duck !

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@narrow ginkgo What color was next to the word voice?

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Exotic Fish !

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 14,686 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Boar !

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@narrow ginkgo You need to wait 59m and 38s until you can work again!

Tip: Don't wanna die and lose all your coins and your items? Buy a life saver!

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Take a chill pill

The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 7 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[jade monolith]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

! MBG • TEJU 👻's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 100,000
Bank: ⏣ 2,567,122 / 4,321,013 (59.4%)

😏 · Jan 29, 2022, 3:46 PM

[jade monolith]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 100,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,667,122

[mighty pivot]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

@mighty pivot What color was next to the word homemaker?

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 4,000 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[mighty pivot]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@mighty pivot You need to wait 59m and 36s until you can work again!

@mighty pivot You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[mighty pivot]

Pls alert

[neat mica]

Alert From The Developers

Update 9.8.0 is now live!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/tax-the-rich

You are #1,028,883 to view this alert!

[marsh nova]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

MPG • MOKSHA's Daily Coins

⏣ 20,300 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
3 hours, 36 minutes and 29 seconds

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 300)

[marsh nova]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@marsh nova Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 3,500 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[marsh nova]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@marsh nova You need to wait 59m and 36s until you can work again!

[marsh nova]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 23,800

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 47,300

[marsh nova]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MPG • MOKSHA's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 47,300 / 58,916 (80.3%)

😏 · Jan 29, 2022, 8:24 PM

[marsh nova]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You've already claimed your daily today

Your next daily is ready in:
3 hours, 35 minutes and 26 seconds

Daily Resets at 00:00 UTC

[rugged locust]

Pls use bank notes

[neat mica]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 83,466

Total Bank Space

⏣ 3,044,259

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 2,986,539 (98.1%)

[rugged locust]

Pls use bank notes

[neat mica]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 18,469

Total Bank Space

⏣ 3,062,728

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 3,005,008 (98.1%)

[rugged locust]

Pls use bank notes

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

[rugged locust]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

-ABHI 😜's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,533,232 / 3,062,728 (82.7%)

😏 · Jan 30, 2022, 3:04 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

aw man you forgot to do your daily so you lost your 26 day streak. You last did your daily <t:1643337594:R>

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

! MBG • TEJU 👻's Daily Coins

⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
20 hours, 23 minutes and 55 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[jade monolith]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

! MBG • TEJU 👻's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 20,000
Bank: ⏣ 2,667,122 / 4,321,253 (61.7%)

😏 · Jan 30, 2022, 3:36 AM

[wheat kestrel]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

PSR • S A D H U 💫's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 24,760
Bank: ⏣ 840 / 840 (100.0%)

😏 · Jan 30, 2022, 5:40 AM

[wheat kestrel]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD

[wheat kestrel]

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Feeling lucky?? Try pls lottery!

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 103,783 / 479,116 (21.7%)

😏 · Jan 30, 2022, 6:25 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's Daily Coins

⏣ 20,900 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 34 minutes and 35 seconds

Streak: 3 days (+⏣ 900)

[brittle cobalt]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[brittle cobalt]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit !

[brittle cobalt]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Junk !

[carmine whale]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Balance Command

This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)

@carmine whale You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MPG • CHITTI's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 30, 2022, 6:29 AM

[carmine whale]

Pls xp

[odd eagle]

Pls dailt

Pls daily

[neat mica]

MBG •SATHWIK😈's Daily Coins

⏣ 49,700 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 22 minutes and 6 seconds

Streak: 99 days (+⏣ 29,700)

[odd eagle]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@odd eagle Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,965 for an hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[brittle cobalt]

Pls search

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP searched the phoenix pits

The Phoenix found you worthy and gave you ⏣ 4,886.

Multi Bonus: +169% (⏣ 3,070)

This event has expired.

F IN THE CHAT

I just died in minecraft, press an F in the chat

Jan 30, 2022, 7:11 AM

F

[brittle cobalt]

Pls crime

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP committed IDENTITY THEFT

You stole a developer's identity and gave yourself ⏣ 2,696

Multi Bonus: +169% (⏣ 1,694)

MBG NAVADEEP answered first!

[neat mica]

Results for 'F in the chat' event

MBG NAVADEEP got ⏣ 3,515

[brittle cobalt]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ant !

[brittle cobalt]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Duck !

[brittle cobalt]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls work

[neat mica]

You never fail to amaze me @narrow ginkgo. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 5126! 10000 + ⏣ 5126 an hour

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

MBG • LUCKY's Daily Coins

⏣ 20,900 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
16 hours, 17 minutes and 59 seconds

Streak: 3 days (+⏣ 900)

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG • LUCKY's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 209,747
Bank: ⏣ 124,482 / 128,082 (97.2%)

😏 · Jan 30, 2022, 7:42 AM

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 3,600

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 206,147

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 128,082

[rugged locust]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

-ABHI 😜's Daily Coins

⏣ 22,100 was placed in your wallet and a normie BOX!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
15 hours, 30 minutes and 44 seconds

Streak: 7 days (+⏣ 2,100)

[rugged locust]

Pls work

[neat mica]

You never fail to amaze me @rugged locust. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 7025! 10000 + ⏣ 7025 an hour

Tip: Be on the lookout for rare events that can take place while using commands!

[rugged locust]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

-ABHI 😜's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 22,100
Bank: ⏣ 2,533,232 / 3,063,208 (82.7%)

😏 · Jan 30, 2022, 8:29 AM

[rugged locust]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 22,100

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,555,332

[rugged locust]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[rugged locust]

Pls use bank notes

[neat mica]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 73,855

Total Bank Space

⏣ 3,137,063

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 3,078,863 (98.1%)

[rugged locust]

Pls use bank notes

[neat mica]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 42,963

Total Bank Space

⏣ 3,180,026

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 3,121,826 (98.2%)

[rugged locust]

Pls use bank notes

[neat mica]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 98,394

Total Bank Space

⏣ 3,278,420

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 3,220,220 (98.2%)

[rugged locust]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

-ABHI 😜's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 50,000
Bank: ⏣ 2,555,332 / 3,278,420 (77.9%)

😏 · Jan 30, 2022, 8:31 AM

[rugged locust]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 50,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,605,332

[rugged locust]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@rugged locust Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 5,675 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[rugged locust]

Pls search

[neat mica]

-ABHI 😜 searched the fridge

You found ⏣ 1,123, why is it not cold?

Multi Bonus: +143% (⏣ 661)

[rugged locust]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ant !

[rugged locust]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

This event has expired.

I AM VERY BORED, SO HERE IS AN EVENT MY BORED GAMERS

guess guess guess

Jan 30, 2022, 8:51 AM

What is the type of this item?

-ABHI 😜 answered first!

[neat mica]

Results for 'I am very bored, so here is an event my bored gamers' event

-ABHI 😜 reaped ⏣ 2,198

[rugged locust]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

-ABHI 😜's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 8,996
Bank: ⏣ 2,605,332 / 3,280,100 (79.4%)

😏 · Jan 30, 2022, 8:51 AM

[rugged locust]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 8,996

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,614,328

[jade monolith]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 20,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Robber

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Use a landmine and a padlock item to prevent people from robbing you!

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

! MBG • TEJU 👻's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 20,000
Bank: ⏣ 2,707,122 / 4,321,253 (62.6%)

😏 · Jan 30, 2022, 10:17 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

! MBG • TEJU 👻's inventory

Owned Items

Alcohol ─ 3
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Ant ─ 5
ID ant ─ Sellable

Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up

Baby ─ 3
ID baby ─ Collectable

Bank Note ─ 65
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Blue Phallic Object ─ 8
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Boar ─ 1
ID boar ─ Sellable

Box of Sand ─ 30
ID sand ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 7

[jade monolith]

Pls use bbe

[neat mica]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rugged locust]

@jade monolith nakuu nitro evaaaa galaavaa

Pls

[rugged locust]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work for Discord Mod - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 17,025 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[rugged locust]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: You can suggest dank memer ideas here: https://dankmemer.lol/ideas

-ABHI 😜's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 17,025
Bank: ⏣ 2,614,328 / 3,280,100 (79.7%)

😏 · Jan 30, 2022, 1:33 PM

[rugged locust]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 17,025

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,631,353

[rugged locust]

Pls search

[neat mica]

-ABHI 😜 searched the discord

You searched through your dms and found ⏣ 926

Multi Bonus: +143% (⏣ 545)

[rugged locust]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[rugged locust]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

[rugged locust]

[rugged locust]

[grand pivot]

Pls lb

Pls leader bord

Pls rob @kind glen

Pls @kind glen rob

Pls rob @kind glen

Pls monthly

[neat mica]

Hold your horses...

I'm not made of money dude, wait 24d, 16h and 29m
The default cooldown is 1mo.

[kind glen]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

[neat mica]

Deposit Command

Deposit is used to move money from your pocket to your bank account. You can check your balance with the balance command. You cannot deposit more than your max bank space.

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 5,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 5,000

[grand pivot]

@minor pollen

[minor pollen]

Ha@grand pivot

[grand pivot]

@minor pollen ala rob kotali

[minor pollen]

Ee server lo rob disabled@grand pivot

[grand pivot]

@minor pollen avuna

@minor pollen vera server la ala kotali

[minor pollen]

Pls rob @grand pivot

Emo 😂

[grand pivot]

Ok

[novel field]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

@novel field You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG ROYAL's Daily Coins

⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
5 hours, 9 minutes and 56 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[novel field]

Pls bj

[neat mica]

You need to bet something, seems like common sense tbh.

[novel field]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG ROYAL's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (17) than the dealer (19)
You lost ⏣ 20,000. You now have 0.
You lost 52% of the games.

MBG ROYAL (Player)

Cards - ♥ 7 ♥ J
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 6 ♣ 8 ♦ 5
Total - 19

[wheat kestrel]

Pls bj

[neat mica]

You need to bet something, seems like common sense tbh.

[wheat kestrel]

[wheat kestrel]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@wheat kestrel You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[wheat kestrel]

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Pharmacist
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 32,000 per hour

Dank Memer Shopkeeper
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 35,000 per hour

Lawyer
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 35,000 per hour

Doctor
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 40,000 per hour

Scientist
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 42,000 per hour

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[wheat kestrel]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@wheat kestrel You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[wheat kestrel]

Pls help

[neat mica]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

connect4
Play a nice calm game of connect4 with your mates
fight
Fight to the death!
gamelb
See the top 10 gamers in your server 😎
You can provide the name of any of the games in the Games category to see leaderboard information on that specific game. Defaults to trivia.
guess
guessing game of the year 10/10
petfight
Fight with your pet!
rps
Play a nice calm game of rock paper scissors with your mates
tictactoe
Play a nice calm game of tic tac toe with your mates
trivia
Answer some trivia for a chance to win some coins.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 1

[jade monolith]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

! MBG • TEJU 👻's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 120,000
Bank: ⏣ 2,707,122 / 4,321,253 (62.6%)

😏 · Jan 31, 2022, 1:53 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 120,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,827,122

[jade monolith]

Pls work

[neat mica]

You were fired from your position as a Robber.
You did not meet the minimum amount of required hours, and your boss decided to fire you.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 6 hours before you can find another job.

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[jade monolith]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

! MBG • TEJU 👻's inventory

Owned Items

Alcohol ─ 3
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Ant ─ 5
ID ant ─ Sellable

Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up

Baby ─ 3
ID baby ─ Collectable

Bank Note ─ 71
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Blue Phallic Object ─ 8
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Boar ─ 1
ID boar ─ Sellable

Box of Sand ─ 30
ID sand ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 7

[kindred void]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: You can suggest dank memer ideas here: https://dankmemer.lol/ideas

MBG • KVK 👑's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,667,749 / 3,762,758 (97.5%)

😏 · Jan 31, 2022, 5:25 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Police Officer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 21,000 per hour

Teacher
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 22,000 per hour

Musician
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 23,000 per hour

Pro Gamer
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 25,000 per hour

Manager
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 26,000 per hour

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[kindred void]

Heheh

[vocal terrace]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@vocal terrace You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • Lahari's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 31, 2022, 5:25 AM

[kindred void]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG • KVK 👑's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,667,749 / 3,762,758 (97.5%)

😏 · Jan 31, 2022, 5:25 AM

[muted epoch]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@muted epoch You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG• Prasanth's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 351,513
Bank: ⏣ 6,440 / 6,920 (93.1%)

😏 · Jan 31, 2022, 5:25 AM

[kindred void]

Hehe

[kindred void]

H@vocal terrace

[jade monolith]

Pls work progamer

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You were recently fired from your job, so nobody wants to hire you right now.
You can look for another job in 2 hours, 28 minutes and 29 seconds

Tip: Did you know we hold a monthly dev QnA? Join us with your suggestion at discord.gg/memers

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[kindred void]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Running low on coins? Join some giveaway servers, pls partners!

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

! MBG • TEJU 👻's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,827,122 / 4,321,253 (65.4%)

😏 · Jan 31, 2022, 5:25 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls use dailybox

[neat mica]

! MBG • TEJU 👻's Loot Haul!

⏣ 84,111
x1 - Box of Sand

1x Daily Box opened

[muted epoch]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[vocal terrace]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[jade monolith]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

! MBG • TEJU 👻's Daily Coins

⏣ 20,300 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 33 minutes and 28 seconds

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 300)

[jade monolith]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[jade monolith]

Pls worklist

[vocal terrace]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work Command

This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!

@vocal terrace You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

Tip: You can see more information on an item by using pls shop [item name]

@vocal terrace You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[kindred void]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@kindred void You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[kindred void]

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Police Officer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 21,000 per hour

Teacher
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 22,000 per hour

Musician
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 23,000 per hour

Pro Gamer
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 25,000 per hour

Manager
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 26,000 per hour

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[vocal terrace]

Pls worklist

[kindred void]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

MBG • KVK 👑's inventory

Owned Items

Anti-Rob Pack ─ 2
ID antirobpack ─ Item Pack

Bank Note ─ 10
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Blue Phallic Object ─ 10
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Common Fish ─ 6
ID fish ─ Sellable

Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable

Crunchy Taco ─ 1
ID taco ─ Power-up

Daily Box ─ 16
ID daily ─ Loot Box

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 3

[vocal terrace]

Pls daily

[kindred void]

Pls use banknote

[neat mica]

Daily Command

This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.

[neat mica]

You have 10 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

@vocal terrace You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • Lahari's Daily Coins

⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 32 minutes and 37 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[kindred void]

10

[neat mica]

Used

10x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 677,020

Total Bank Space

⏣ 4,439,778

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 4,410,618 (99.3%)

[kindred void]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 50,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 3,717,749

[vocal terrace]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@vocal terrace You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • Lahari's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 70,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,240 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 31, 2022, 5:27 AM

[kindred void]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG • KVK 👑's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,717,749 / 4,439,778 (83.7%)

😏 · Jan 31, 2022, 5:27 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls itemlb banknote

[neat mica]

Bank Note rankings

🥇 615 - Draco malfoy#6969
🥈 338 - NIXIONOP#7726
🥉 128 - HBD INSI SIR 🦋 || Tani#0375
🔹 71 - ! MBG • TEJU 👻#2010
🔹 67 - ＩＮＤ － W O L F#2006
🔹 62 - Sad#8887
🔹 30 - CrisPBacon#9372
🔹 30 - MBG •SATHWIK😈#4741
🔹 22 - Hanveesh#0001
🔹 13 - ༆₦☯★ᎷERCY࿐#0715

[kindred void]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@kindred void You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[kindred void]

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

YouTuber
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 16,000 per hour

Professional Hunter
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 17,000 per hour

Professional Fisherman
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 18,000 per hour

Bartender
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 19,000 per hour

Robber
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 20,000 per hour

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[vocal terrace]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@vocal terrace You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

@vocal terrace You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[vestal holly]

Pls rps @kindred void

[neat mica]

MBG JHANSI REDDY vs. MBG • KVK 👑
Don't want to play? Alright.

[jade monolith]

[kindred void]

Pls work Robber

[neat mica]

@kindred void Congratulations, you are now working as a Robber!
You're required to work at least 3 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 20,000 per hour.

[kindred void]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work for Robber - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 20,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Robber

[vocal terrace]

Pls rps @muted epoch

[neat mica]

MBG • Lahari vs. MBG• Prasanth
Don't want to play? Alright.

[kindred void]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 20,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 3,737,749

[jade monolith]

Pls rps @vocal terrace

[neat mica]

! MBG • TEJU 👻 vs. MBG • Lahari
! MBG • TEJU 👻 chose 🧻!
MBG • Lahari chose ✂️ and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[vestal holly]

Pls rps@jade monolith

[kindred void]

Pls rps @vocal terrace

[neat mica]

MBG • KVK 👑 vs. MBG • Lahari
MBG • KVK 👑 chose 🪨!
MBG • Lahari chose 🧻 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[vestal holly]

Pls rps @vocal terrace

[neat mica]

MBG JHANSI REDDY vs. MBG • Lahari
MBG JHANSI REDDY chose 🧻!
MBG • Lahari chose 🧻!
You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[muted epoch]

Pls rps @vestal holly

[neat mica]

MBG• Prasanth vs. MBG JHANSI REDDY
Don't want to play? Alright.

[kindred void]

😂

🤣

😂

Nibi

[vocal terrace]

I won

[kindred void]

NIBBI BOLTHE

[vocal terrace]

Bruh

[vestal holly]

Pls rps @kindred void

[neat mica]

MBG JHANSI REDDY vs. MBG • KVK 👑
MBG JHANSI REDDY chose ✂️!
MBG • KVK 👑 chose 🪨 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[kindred void]

🤣

[vocal terrace]

Cheating

[jade monolith]

Pls rps @vocal terrace

[neat mica]

! MBG • TEJU 👻 vs. MBG • Lahari
! MBG • TEJU 👻 chose ✂️!
MBG • Lahari chose ✂️!
You scums!! Don't pick the same thing! It's a draw

[kindred void]

This is comeback

[muted epoch]

Pls rps @kindred void

[neat mica]

MBG• Prasanth vs. MBG • KVK 👑
MBG• Prasanth chose 🪨 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
MBG • KVK 👑 chose ✂️!

[jade monolith]

Pls rps @muted epoch

[neat mica]

Take a breather...

This command can be used again in 15 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[kindred void]

Nibba

😂

[jade monolith]

[vocal terrace]

Pls rps @kindred void

[neat mica]

MBG • Lahari vs. MBG • KVK 👑
MBG • Lahari chose 🪨!
MBG • KVK 👑 chose 🧻 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[kindred void]

This is busines

[muted epoch]

Pls rps @kindred void

[neat mica]

Woah nelly, slow it down

This command can be used again in 5 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[narrow ginkgo]

😂

[jade monolith]

Pls rps @kindred void

[neat mica]

! MBG • TEJU 👻 vs. MBG • KVK 👑
! MBG • TEJU 👻 chose ✂️ and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
MBG • KVK 👑 chose 🧻!

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls work

[neat mica]

You never fail to amaze me @narrow ginkgo. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 5580! 10000 + ⏣ 5580 an hour

[vocal terrace]

Pls rps @kindred void

[neat mica]

Too spicy, take a breather

You can run this command again in 8 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[jade monolith]

[vestal holly]

Pls ttt

[neat mica]

you need to provide a valid user ID or name to play against lol

@vestal holly You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol

[jade monolith]

Pls use banknote 1

[neat mica]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 94,862

Total Bank Space

⏣ 4,416,355

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 4,246,915 (96.2%)

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

MBG • LUCKY's Daily Coins

⏣ 21,200 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 29 minutes and 41 seconds

Streak: 4 days (+⏣ 1,200)

[vestal holly]

Pls ttt@kindred void

[vocal terrace]

Pls rps @jade monolith

[kindred void]

Waiting for Coffe ayya

[neat mica]

MBG • Lahari vs. ! MBG • TEJU 👻
MBG • Lahari chose 🪨 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
! MBG • TEJU 👻 chose ✂️!

[jade monolith]

Pls use kno 1

[kindred void]

Chi

[neat mica]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 14,954

Total Bank Space

⏣ 4,431,309

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 4,261,869 (96.2%)

[kindred void]

☕

[jade monolith]

Pls use dailybox

[neat mica]

You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[vocal terrace]

[vestal holly]

Pls ttt@kindred void

[kindred void]

Chinni chinni ashe

[jade monolith]

Pls itemlb

[neat mica]

what are you thinking friend, that item doesn't exist

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[muted epoch]

Pls rps@kindred void

[kindred void]

Pls rps @muted epoch

[jade monolith]

Pls rps @muted epoch

[neat mica]

MBG • KVK 👑 vs. MBG• Prasanth
MBG • KVK 👑 chose 🪨 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !
MBG• Prasanth chose ✂️!

! MBG • TEJU 👻 vs. MBG• Prasanth
Don't want to play? Alright.

[vestal holly]

@kindred void tit for tat ledha

[vocal terrace]

Pls rps @kindred void

[neat mica]

MBG • Lahari vs. MBG • KVK 👑
MBG • Lahari chose ✂️!
MBG • KVK 👑 chose 🪨 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[kindred void]

@neat micathis is buniess

[vestal holly]

Pls rps@jade monolith

[kindred void]

This is comeback

[jade monolith]

Pls rps @vestal holly

[neat mica]

Too spicy, take a breather

You can run this command again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[muted epoch]

Pls rps @kindred void

[neat mica]

MBG• Prasanth vs. MBG • KVK 👑
Don't want to play? Alright.

[kindred void]

Adi adi

[vocal terrace]

Pls rps @kindred void

[neat mica]

MBG • Lahari vs. MBG • KVK 👑
Don't want to play? Alright.

[kindred void]

Adi adi

[jade monolith]

Pls rps @kindred void

[neat mica]

! MBG • TEJU 👻 vs. MBG • KVK 👑
Don't want to play? Alright.

[jade monolith]

[kindred void]

Imgore

[vestal holly]

Pls rps @jade monolith

[neat mica]

MBG JHANSI REDDY vs. ! MBG • TEJU 👻
Don't want to play? Alright.

[muted epoch]

Pls rps @vestal holly

[neat mica]

MBG• Prasanth vs. MBG JHANSI REDDY
MBG• Prasanth chose 🪨!
MBG JHANSI REDDY chose 🧻 and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[narrow ginkgo]

[muted epoch]

[vocal terrace]

Pls rps @vestal holly

[neat mica]

MBG • Lahari vs. MBG JHANSI REDDY
MBG • Lahari chose 🧻!
MBG JHANSI REDDY chose ✂️ and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[jade monolith]

Pls rps @vocal terrace

[neat mica]

! MBG • TEJU 👻 vs. MBG • Lahari
Don't want to play? Alright.

[muted epoch]

Pls rps @vocal terrace

[jade monolith]

Pls rip @vocal terrace

[neat mica]

Woah nelly, slow it down

This command can be used again in 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[jade monolith]

Pls jail @vocal terrace

[vestal holly]

Pls ttt@kindred void

[jade monolith]

[muted epoch]

Pls jail @vocal terrace

[vocal terrace]

Pls jail @kindred void

[vestal holly]

Pls jail @kindred void

[jade monolith]

😂

[kindred void]

Pls jail @vestal holly

[muted epoch]

Pls jail @vestal holly

[narrow ginkgo]

😂

[kindred void]

Pls jail @vocal terrace

[jade monolith]

Pls jail @muted epoch

[kindred void]

Pls help

[neat mica]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

leetify
B3C0M3 4N l337 h4X0R
lenny
you know what lenny is, everyone does.
mock
Mock the stupid stuff your friend says!
owo
owo whats this
partyfrog
Make the bot say whatever you want in party frog form!
penis
how big peepee
rankthot
See how thot you are (can be used in an official capacity)
waifu
See how good of a waifu you are

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 3 of 4

[jade monolith]

[vestal holly]

Pls jail@jade monolith

[muted epoch]

Pls jail @kindred void

[kindred void]

Pls mock @vestal holly

[neat mica]

Give me text to mock, not specifically a person

[jade monolith]

[muted epoch]

Pls jail @jade monolith

[kindred void]

Pls mock

[neat mica]

You gotta give me something to mock :eyes:

[vocal terrace]

pls jail @muted epoch

[narrow ginkgo]

😂

[kindred void]

Pls mock girl

[neat mica]

gIrL

[vestal holly]

[kindred void]

@vestal holly

[muted epoch]

Pls jail @vocal terrace

[neat mica]

Have you seen our premium perks? Support development and get some great perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

[jade monolith]

Pls penvin go to jail prasanth @muted epoch

[vestal holly]

Pls jail @muted epoch

[narrow ginkgo]

Penguin @jade monolith

[kindred void]

Pls mock jhansi reddy

[neat mica]

jHaNsI ReDdY

[narrow ginkgo]

U keeed

[muted epoch]

Pls jail @vestal holly

[jade monolith]

Pls penguin ur nibba @muted epoch

[kindred void]

@vestal holly

[vocal terrace]

Pls jail @jade monolith

[narrow ginkgo]

@jade monolith

[muted epoch]

Pls jail @jade monolith

[jade monolith]

[kindred void]

Pls help

[neat mica]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

roast
Sick of someone? Easy! Just roast them!
say
Make the bot say whatever you want!
showerthoughts
Things to think about in the shower
simprate
See how simp you are, 100% official score
spoiler
Make the bot say whatever you want in annoying spoiler form!
stankrate
See how stanky you are
uselessweb
See a random site from https://theuselessweb.com/
vaporwave
Make the bot say whatever you want with a bit of vapor

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 4 of 4

[muted epoch]

[vocal terrace]

Pls jail @muted epoch

[narrow ginkgo]

[vestal holly]

Scam cheyakandi butiful name i say @kindred void

[jade monolith]

Pls penguin ur nibbi @vocal terrace

[muted epoch]

Pls slap @vocal terrace

[kindred void]

Pls slap all

[jade monolith]

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls kill @muted epoch

[neat mica]

MBG• Prasanth was killed by MBG • LUCKY with baby wipes.

[kindred void]

Pls kill @vestal holly

[neat mica]

MBG JHANSI REDDY was given a chance to synthesize element 119 (Ununennium) and have it named after them, but they messed up. R.I.P.

[jade monolith]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[kindred void]

Pls help

[neat mica]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

roast
Sick of someone? Easy! Just roast them!
say
Make the bot say whatever you want!
showerthoughts
Things to think about in the shower
simprate
See how simp you are, 100% official score
spoiler
Make the bot say whatever you want in annoying spoiler form!
stankrate
See how stanky you are
uselessweb
See a random site from https://theuselessweb.com/
vaporwave
Make the bot say whatever you want with a bit of vapor

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 4 of 4

[jade monolith]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Stickbug !

[vestal holly]

Pls slap @kindred void

[vocal terrace]

Pls penguin ur nibba @muted epoch

[jade monolith]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand !

[muted epoch]

W slap @vocal terrace

[kindred void]

Pls clap @vestal holly

[neat mica]

@​MBG 👏 JHANSI 👏 REDDY

[jade monolith]

Pls itemlb babay

[neat mica]

Baby rankings

🥇 4 - MBG •SATHWIK😈#4741
🥈 3 - ! MBG • TEJU 👻#2010
🥉 1 - WANTED#0007

[jade monolith]

[kindred void]

Pls roast @vestal holly

[neat mica]

You are what happens when urine gets mixed with the sperm

[muted epoch]

Pls slap @vocal terrace

[narrow ginkgo]

😂

[vocal terrace]

Pls slap @muted epoch

[jade monolith]

Pls help

[neat mica]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

profile
See your profile, or someone else's.
redeem :star:
Get some weekly dank memer lootboxes!
remove
Remove an active item affecting you.
rich
See a list of the user with the most coins in their pocket in this server!
scratch
Bet and then scratch off some spots on a card to try and win big!
search
Search for coins and items, some places are deadly to search in.
sell
Sell inventory items back to the shop!
share
Share some coins with someone quickly!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 5 of 7

[kindred void]

Pls roast @vestal holly

[neat mica]

Just because your head is shaped like a light bulb doesn't mean you have good ideas

[kindred void]

Pls roast @vestal holly

[neat mica]

I don't have the time, or the crayons to explain this to you.

[kindred void]

Pls roast @vestal holly

[neat mica]

The IQ test only goes down to zero but you make a really compelling case for negative numbers

[kindred void]

Pls roast @vestal hollyPls roast @vestal holly

[neat mica]

We all dislike you, but not quite enough that we bother to think about you.

[kindred void]

Pls roast @vestal holly

[neat mica]

A nose job? I think you need a nose career at this rate

[kindred void]

Pls roast @vestal holly

[neat mica]

You losing your virginity is like a summer squash growing in the middle of winter. Never happening.

[kindred void]

Pls roast @vestal holly

Pls roast @vestal holly

[neat mica]

You're objectively unattractive.

You are dumber than a block of wood and not nearly as useful

[vestal holly]

[kindred void]

Pls roast @vocal terrace

[narrow ginkgo]

Spam

[neat mica]

You definitely peg yourself

[kindred void]

Pls roast @vocal terrace

[neat mica]

There will never be enough middle fingers in this world for MBG • Lahari

[kindred void]

Pls roast @vocal terrace

[neat mica]

Not even your dog loves you. He's just faking it.

Tip: Check out our full list of commands on our new and improved website! https://dankmemer.lol/commands

[kindred void]

Pls roast @vocal terrace

[neat mica]

You look like you chomp on tree bark for fun

[kindred void]

Pls roast @vocal terrace

[neat mica]

You may think people like being around you- but remember this: there is a difference between being liked and being tolerated.

[kindred void]

Pls roast @vocal terrace

Pls roast @vocal terrace

Pls roast @vocal terrace

Pls roast @vocal terrace

[neat mica]

When you die, people will struggle to think of nice things to say about you.

If your dad wasn't so much of a pussy, he'd have come out of the closet before he had you.

Bards will chant parables of your legendary stupidity for centuries, MBG • Lahari

Not even your dog loves you. He's just faking it.

[vestal holly]

[vocal terrace]

Pls roast @muted epoch

[neat mica]

I'd love to stay and chat but I'd rather have type-2 diabetes

@vocal terrace You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[jade monolith]

Pls monthly @vocal terrace @muted epoch

[neat mica]

Spam isn't cool fam

I'm not made of money dude, wait 5d, 21h and 49m
The default cooldown is 1mo.

[kindred void]

Baga ayindi roast

[jade monolith]

[kindred void]

😂

[muted epoch]

Pls monthly

[neat mica]

Monthly Command

This command gives you a large sum of coins once per month!

[narrow ginkgo]

😂

[neat mica]

@muted epoch You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Here are your monthly coins, MBG• Prasanth

⏣ 1,000,000 was placed in your wallet.

You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

[kindred void]

Pls help

[neat mica]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

roast
Sick of someone? Easy! Just roast them!
say
Make the bot say whatever you want!
showerthoughts
Things to think about in the shower
simprate
See how simp you are, 100% official score
spoiler
Make the bot say whatever you want in annoying spoiler form!
stankrate
See how stanky you are
uselessweb
See a random site from https://theuselessweb.com/
vaporwave
Make the bot say whatever you want with a bit of vapor

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 4 of 4

[vestal holly]

This all u @kindred void

[vocal terrace]

Pls monthly

[neat mica]

Monthly Command

This command gives you a large sum of coins once per month!

[neat mica]

Your account is too new to redeem monthly!

This event has expired.

KAREN IS STARTING A FIGHT!

This poor retail worker deserves better, lets jump in!

Jan 31, 2022, 5:37 AM

Attack the boss by clicking frick off karen
:rage:

9 hits — 0/150 HP

[jade monolith]

Pls give @jade monolith all

[neat mica]

@jade monolith yeah you're a bit of an idiot, you can't share coins to yourself

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls monthly

[neat mica]

Monthly Command

This command gives you a large sum of coins once per month!

Here are your monthly coins, MBG • LUCKY

⏣ 1,000,000 was placed in your wallet.

You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

[muted epoch]

Pls give 10 @jade monolith

[neat mica]

Share Command

With this command, you can share coins to other users. It will be taxed however!

[kindred void]

Pls spoiler @vestal holly

[neat mica]

@muted epoch Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

@muted epoch You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

||@||||​||||M||||B||||G|||| ||||J||||H||||A||||N||||S||||I|||| ||||R||||E||||D||||D||||Y||

• MBG • KVK 👑#2462

[neat mica]

Results for 'Karen is starting a fight!' event

! MBG • TEJU 👻 secured ⏣ 4,173 and 1 Bean

[vocal terrace]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@vocal terrace You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • Lahari's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 70,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,240 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 31, 2022, 5:37 AM

[muted epoch]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@muted epoch You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG• Prasanth's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,351,513
Bank: ⏣ 6,440 / 7,160 (89.9%)

😏 · Jan 31, 2022, 5:37 AM

[kindred void]

Pls spoiler @vocal terrace

[neat mica]

||@||||​||||H||||Y||||P||||E|||| ||||L||||A||||H||||A||||R||||I||

• MBG • KVK 👑#2462

[vestal holly]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@vestal holly You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG JHANSI REDDY's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 55,250
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,720 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 31, 2022, 5:37 AM

[jade monolith]

[kindred void]

Pls spoiler @vestal holly

Pls spoiler @vestal holly

[neat mica]

||@||||​||||M||||B||||G|||| ||||J||||H||||A||||N||||S||||I|||| ||||R||||E||||D||||D||||Y||

• MBG • KVK 👑#2462

||@||||​||||M||||B||||G|||| ||||J||||H||||A||||N||||S||||I|||| ||||R||||E||||D||||D||||Y||

• MBG • KVK 👑#2462

[kindred void]

Pls spoiler @vocal terrace

[neat mica]

||@||||​||||H||||Y||||P||||E|||| ||||L||||A||||H||||A||||R||||I||

• MBG • KVK 👑#2462

Tip: Check out the staff who work on the bot, or in the support server! https://dankmemer.lol/staff

[vestal holly]

Pls spoiler @kindred void

[neat mica]

||@||||​||||M||||B||||G|||| ||||K||||V||||K|||| ||||ϟ||

• MBG JHANSI REDDY#1652

@vestal holly You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[vocal terrace]

Pls spoiler @muted epoch

[neat mica]

||@||||​||||M||||B||||G||||•|||| ||||P||||r||||a||||s||||a||||n||||t||||h||

• MBG • Lahari#9848

Tip: Check out the staff who work on the bot, or in the support server! https://dankmemer.lol/staff

@vocal terrace You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[kindred void]

My name naku telusu ley

Jhanc

[jade monolith]

Pls give @jade monolith all

[neat mica]

@jade monolith yeah you're a bit of an idiot, you can't share coins to yourself

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[narrow ginkgo]

😂

[muted epoch]

Pls slap @vocal terrace

[neat mica]

Have you read any of our blogs? https://dankmemer.lol/blogs

[kindred void]

Come to #🏝️〢owo

FAST

[jade monolith]

@muted epoch pls give all chey naku 🤧

[muted epoch]

Pls slap @vocal terrace

[muted epoch]

Pls give @jade monolith 100

[neat mica]

@muted epoch Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

@muted epoch You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[novel field]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@novel field You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG ROYAL's Daily Coins

⏣ 20,300 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours and 29 seconds

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 300)

[novel field]

Pls bj

[neat mica]

You need to bet something, seems like common sense tbh.

[novel field]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG ROYAL's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (16) than the dealer (19)
You lost ⏣ 20,300. You now have 0.
You lost 53% of the games.

MBG ROYAL (Player)

Cards - ♥ 2 ♦ 4 ♠ 10
Total - 16

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ A ♥ 8
Total - 19

[grand pivot]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

aw man you forgot to do your daily so you lost your 3 day streak. You last did your daily <t:1643359511:R>

@grand pivot You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

GANGSTER's Daily Coins

⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours and 6 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[grand pivot]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

GANGSTER's blackjack game

You win! You got to 21.
You won ⏣ 35,089. You now have ⏣ 55,089.
You won 47% of the games.

GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♠ 3 ♥ 3 ♦ Q ♣ 5
Total - 21

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 6 ♠ 8
Total - 14

[grand pivot]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

GANGSTER's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 85,553. You now have ⏣ 140,642.
You won 48% of the games.

GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♠ 8 ♦ A
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 8 ♣ 7 ♦ K
Total - 25

[grand pivot]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

GANGSTER's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (19) than the dealer (17)
You won ⏣ 200,597. You now have ⏣ 341,239.
You won 49% of the games.

GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♠ 9 ♥ 3 ♠ 7
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 8 ♠ 9
Total - 17

[kindred void]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG • KVK 👑's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,737,749 / 4,440,258 (84.2%)

😏 · Jan 31, 2022, 7:00 AM

[grand pivot]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

You can't bet more than 250,000 coins at once, sorry not sorry

[kindred void]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@kindred void What color was next to the word lock?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 20,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Robber

[kindred void]

:Green: lock
:White: grift
:Yellow: rich

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 20,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 3,757,749

[grand pivot]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@grand pivot You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

@grand pivot You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 250000

[neat mica]

GANGSTER's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (19) than the dealer (20)
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 91,239.
You lost 51% of the games.

GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♣ 7 ♣ 6 ♠ 6
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ K ♠ Q
Total - 20

[grand pivot]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

Too spicy, take a breather

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[grand pivot]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

GANGSTER's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 91,239. You now have 0.
You lost 51% of the games.

GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♠ 2 ♦ A ♣ Q ♣ K
Total - 23

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ Q ♦ 8
Total - 18

[novel field]

@grand pivot pls bal

Pls bal @grand pivot

[neat mica]

@novel field You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

GANGSTER's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Jan 31, 2022, 7:05 AM

[deft coral]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@deft coral You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

Tip: An apple a day can keep the loot goblins away! Eating an apple will prevent you from losing items when you die for the next 24 hours!

@deft coral You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[deft coral]

Pls alert

[neat mica]

Alert From The Developers

Update 9.8.0 is now live!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/tax-the-rich

You are #1,079,924 to view this alert!