🏝️〢dank-memer

[jade monolith]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

-TEJU👻's inventory

Owned Items

Alcohol ─ 3
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Ant ─ 4
ID ant ─ Sellable

Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up

Bank Note ─ 17
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Blue Phallic Object ─ 3
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Boar ─ 1
ID boar ─ Sellable

Box of Sand ─ 29
ID sand ─ Tool

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 6

[jade monolith]

Pls itemlb kno

[neat mica]

Bank Note rankings

🥇 1,406 - °Sunay~°#6091
🥈 319 - MTG ❥ Kανуα..#9755
🥉 296 - ΔᐯΞᒪᗝᑕ工丅ㄚΔ#2508
🔹 229 - ! ||★𓅃CAPTAIN AMERICA||#7374
🔹 86 - VINAY 777 ⚡#1135
🔹 82 - taliban#5992
🔹 79 - Draco malfoy#6969
🔹 18 - L O K Ə S H#5860
🔹 17 - Its_Spidey ×͜×#2976
🔹 17 - -TEJU👻#2010

[jade monolith]

79 aa

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU👻's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 251,753
Bank: ⏣ 2,468,003 / 2,471,723 (99.8%)

😏 · Jan 15, 2022, 9:42 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls use kno

[neat mica]

You have 17 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[jade monolith]

3

[neat mica]

Used

3x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 197,115

Total Bank Space

⏣ 2,668,838

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 2,541,638 (95.2%)

[jade monolith]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 200,835

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 50,918

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,668,838

[brittle cobalt]

@winter aurora

[winter aurora]

Ha

[brittle cobalt]

@winter aurora lb ela chudali

[winter aurora]

Mana server lo rob disabled chudalem

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 3,353
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 174,329 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 15, 2022, 9:43 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's inventory

Owned Items

Bank Note ─ 3
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Engagement Ring ─ 1
ID ring ─ Collectable

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Junk ─ 1
ID junk ─ Sellable

Lucky Horseshoe ─ 2
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up

Orange Phallic Object ─ 3
ID orangephallicobject ─ Collectable

Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[brittle cobalt]

Pls use padlock

[neat mica]

You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!

[brittle cobalt]

Pls sell junk

[neat mica]

Successful Junk sale

You successfully sold 1x Junk for ⏣ 752

Multi Bonus: +276% (⏣ 552)

[brittle cobalt]

Pls use lucky horseshoe

[neat mica]

You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
You have 1x Lucky Horseshoe left.

[brittle cobalt]

Pls use banknote

[neat mica]

You have 3 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[brittle cobalt]

1

[neat mica]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 30,908

Total Bank Space

⏣ 205,237

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 179,557 (87.5%)

[brittle cobalt]

Pls use banknote 2

[neat mica]

Used

2x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 165,392

Total Bank Space

⏣ 370,629

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 344,949 (93.1%)

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 4,105
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 370,629 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 15, 2022, 9:47 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's inventory

Owned Items

Engagement Ring ─ 1
ID ring ─ Collectable

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Lucky Horseshoe ─ 1
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up

Orange Phallic Object ─ 3
ID orangephallicobject ─ Collectable

Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool

Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool

Shredded Cheese ─ 1
ID cheese ─ Power-up

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item

[brittle cobalt]

Pls sell shredded cheese

[neat mica]

Successful Shredded Cheese sale

You successfully sold 1x Shredded Cheese for ⏣ 15,000

Thank you for your meme business

[jade monolith]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

-TEJU👻's inventory

Owned Items

Junk ─ 37
ID junk ─ Sellable

Ladybug ─ 1
ID ladybug ─ Sellable

Landmine ─ 2
ID landmine ─ Tool

Laptop ─ 4
ID laptop ─ Tool

Life Saver ─ 2
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up

Literally a Tree ─ 1
ID tree ─ Sellable

Lucky Horseshoe ─ 4
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up

Normie Box ─ 1
ID normie ─ Loot Box

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 4 of 6

You can't use this item :thinking:

[brittle cobalt]

[jade monolith]

Pls sell

[neat mica]

Action Canceled

Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:

x4 Ant (⏣ 13,600)
x1 Boar (⏣ 13,600)
x5 Fresh Bread (⏣ 8,500)
x1 Cookie (⏣ 1,700)
x2 Deer (⏣ 13,600)
x3 Duck (⏣ 17,850)
x12 Common Fish (⏣ 30,600)
x3 Garbage (⏣ 2,040)
x1 Jelly Fish (⏣ 27,200)
x37 Junk (⏣ 25,160)
x1 Ladybug (⏣ 10,200)
x3 Rabbit (⏣ 15,300)
x5 Seaweed (⏣ 4,250)
x33 Skunk (⏣ 140,250)
x3 Stickbug (⏣ 20,400)
x1 Literally a Tree (⏣ 3,400)
x25 Worm (⏣ 42,500)

Total: ⏣ 390,150 (240% multi)

[neat mica]

Alright not doing that. Maybe mention a specific item to sell?

[jade monolith]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

[jade monolith]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Junk !

[brittle cobalt]

[jade monolith]

Pls crime

[neat mica]

-TEJU👻 committed VANDALISM

You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 2,544. Nice!

Multi Bonus: +240% (⏣ 1,796)

[jade monolith]

Pls search

[neat mica]

-TEJU👻 searched the pantry

You found ⏣ 1,615, luckily you didn't eat them

Multi Bonus: +240% (⏣ 1,140)

[brittle cobalt]

Pls work

[jade monolith]

Pls pm

[neat mica]

@brittle cobalt What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

-TEJU👻's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 6,212 for your efforts, niceeee meme bro

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you selected the wrong emoji.
You were given ⏣ 6,667 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Robber

[jade monolith]

Pls work

[neat mica]

You never fail to amaze me @jade monolith. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 974! 10500 + ⏣ 974 an hour

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[jade monolith]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith What color was next to the word nanny?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,474 for an hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[jade monolith]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 960

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 71,803

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,669,798

[brittle cobalt]

Pls sell orange phallic object

[neat mica]

@brittle cobalt You cannot sell collectables, you can collect or trade them!

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: One of the many perks for donors are steal-shields! Lose less coins when stolen from! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU👻's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 71,803
Bank: ⏣ 2,669,798 / 2,669,798 (100.0%)

😏 · Jan 15, 2022, 9:49 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

-TEJU👻's blackjack game

You tied. You tied with the dealer.
Your wallet hasn't changed! You have ⏣ 71,803 still.

-TEJU👻 (Player)

Cards - ♠ 7 ♥ 10
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 4 ♣ J ♣ 3
Total - 17

[brittle cobalt]

Pls search

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP searched the bushes

You found ⏣ 2,625, luckily you didn't get pricked you prick

Multi Bonus: +276% (⏣ 1,927)

[jade monolith]

[brittle cobalt]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You've already claimed your daily today

Your next daily is ready in:
14 hours, 9 minutes and 40 seconds

Daily Resets at 00:00 UTC

[brittle cobalt]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[brittle cobalt]

Pls crime

[neat mica]

Crime Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a crime to commit from the list, and you have a chance to win big! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die!

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP committed DRUG DISTRIBUTION

You distributed a lot of drugs and earned ⏣ 3,584, are you the next Escobar?

Multi Bonus: +276% (⏣ 2,631)

[jade monolith]

@brittle cobalt pls monthly

[brittle cobalt]

Kotesaanu

Yesterday

[jade monolith]

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 31,981
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 372,309 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 15, 2022, 9:51 AM

[jade monolith]

Entha 500k aa 1m aa

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU👻's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 71,803
Bank: ⏣ 2,669,798 / 2,669,798 (100.0%)

😏 · Jan 15, 2022, 9:51 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

-TEJU👻's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (15) than the dealer (18)
You lost ⏣ 71,803. You now have 0.
You lost 47% of the games.

-TEJU👻 (Player)

Cards - ♣ 3 ♥ 10 ♠ 2
Total - 15

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ K ♥ 8
Total - 18

[brittle cobalt]

1m

Poyayi ninne

[jade monolith]

Rimch keeds evi 😂

[brittle cobalt]

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU👻's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,669,798 / 2,670,038 (100.0%)

😏 · Jan 15, 2022, 9:51 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls with 2500k

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 2,500,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 2,500,000

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 169,798

[brittle cobalt]

@jade monolith

[jade monolith]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

-TEJU👻's blackjack game

You win! You got to 21.
You won ⏣ 127,553. You now have ⏣ 2,627,553.
You won 52% of the games.

-TEJU👻 (Player)

Cards - ♣ 3 ♣ 8 ♥ J
Total - 21

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 5 ♥ 5
Total - 10

[jade monolith]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

Woah now, slow it down

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[jade monolith]

Pls slot max

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 15,395. You now have ⏣ 47,376.
You won 31% of the games.

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♠ 6 ♣ 10
Total - 16

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ A ♣ 3 ♣ K ♣ 10
Total - 24

[jade monolith]

Pls game max

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

Spam isn't cool fam

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[jade monolith]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 2,500,720

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 126,833

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,670,518

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj all

[jade monolith]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

** You didn't respond in time. **
The dealer is keeping your money to deal with your bullcrap.

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♥ Q ♠ 2
Total - 12

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 10 ♦ 10
Total - 20

-TEJU👻's blackjack game

You win! You got to 21.
You won ⏣ 66,555. You now have ⏣ 193,388.
You won 53% of the games.

-TEJU👻 (Player)

Cards - ♠ A ♥ 5 ♠ 5
Total - 21

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 8 ♥ 3
Total - 11

[brittle cobalt]

maku chepu @jade monolith

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: You can hide from the item leaderboard or game leaderboard with the "Hide Public" setting!

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 374,229 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 15, 2022, 9:53 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls with 200k

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 200,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 393,388

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,470,518

[jade monolith]

Pls give @brittle cobalt all

[neat mica]

Action Confirmed

Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 381,586 (and pay ⏣ 11,802 tax) to @brittle cobalt?

[neat mica]

Shared

⏣ 381,586 (+ ⏣ 11,802 tax)

Your Pocket

⏣ 0

MBG NAVADEEP's Pocket

⏣ 381,586

Your tax rate: 3%

[jade monolith]

Ekdha undhadhu

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU👻's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,470,518 / 2,670,758 (92.5%)

😏 · Jan 15, 2022, 9:53 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Thanks ra

[jade monolith]

Pls with 250l

[neat mica]

@jade monolith Your second argument should be a number and no more than what you have in your bank (⏣ 2,470,518)

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[jade monolith]

Pls bj 250k

[neat mica]

You have no coins in your wallet to gamble with lol.

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Feeling lucky?? Try pls lottery!

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU👻's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,470,518 / 2,670,758 (92.5%)

😏 · Jan 15, 2022, 9:54 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 381,586
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 374,229 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 15, 2022, 9:54 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls with 250k

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 250,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 250,000

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,220,518

[brittle cobalt]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 374,229

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 7,357

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 374,229

This event has expired.

I AM VERY BORED, SO HERE IS AN EVENT MY BORED GAMERS

guess guess guess

Jan 15, 2022, 9:54 AM

What is the name of this item?

-TEJU👻 answered first!

[neat mica]

Results for 'I am very bored, so here is an event my bored gamers' event

-TEJU👻 obtained ⏣ 3,235

[jade monolith]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

You can't bet more than 250,000 coins at once, sorry not sorry

[jade monolith]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

-TEJU👻's blackjack game

You tied. You tied with the dealer.
Your wallet hasn't changed! You have ⏣ 253,235 still.

-TEJU👻 (Player)

Cards - ♥ A ♣ 7
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 8 ♣ K
Total - 18

[brittle cobalt]

@jade monolith

[jade monolith]

max undhidi

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

-TEJU👻's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (15) than the dealer (18)
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 3,235.
You lost 47% of the games.

-TEJU👻 (Player)

Cards - ♠ K ♥ 4 ♣ A
Total - 15

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ A ♣ 4 ♦ 3
Total - 18

[brittle cobalt]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's inventory

Owned Items

Engagement Ring ─ 1
ID ring ─ Collectable

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Lucky Horseshoe ─ 1
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up

Orange Phallic Object ─ 3
ID orangephallicobject ─ Collectable

Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool

Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item

[brittle cobalt]

Orange object ela collect cheyali @jade monolith

[jade monolith]

Adi daily box hunt crime vatilo vachidi

Pls use dailybox

[neat mica]

-TEJU👻's Loot Haul!

⏣ 74,178
x1 - Tidepod

1x Daily Box opened

[jade monolith]

[brittle cobalt]

Vatito em cheyachu @jade monolith

Pls with 250k

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 250,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 257,357

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 124,229

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 7,357.
You lost 67% of the games.

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♠ 8 ♦ 8 ♣ 7
Total - 23

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 8 ♥ 9
Total - 17

[brittle cobalt]

Pls with all

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 124,229

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 131,586

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 0

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (19) than the dealer (18)
You won ⏣ 108,204. You now have ⏣ 239,790.
You won 31% of the games.

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♠ Q ♥ 9
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 10 ♠ 8
Total - 18

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

Take a chill pill

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[jade monolith]

Pls craft

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

Crafting Multi Colored Phallic Object

99/5 Pink Phallic Object
3/5 Purple Phallic Object
3/5 Blue Phallic Object
3/5 Orange Phallic Object
1/3 Golden Phallic Object
0/1 Duct Tape

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 145,690. You now have ⏣ 385,480.
You won 35% of the games.

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♠ 7 ♣ A
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 10 ♥ 6 ♥ 9
Total - 25

[brittle cobalt]

Stand kotana

Pls craft

[neat mica]

Crafting System

Crafting is a fairly new system to Dank Memer. You pick what you want to craft from the menu, make sure you fufill the item requirements, and simply hit craft! More often than not, when trading crafted items you can earn more than you paid for the crafting components! Make sure you either get the components yourself, or look for some cheap bulk deals in trading channels to make the most money! You can get duct tape from voting and opening lucky daily boxes!

Crafting Multi Colored Phallic Object

0/5 Pink Phallic Object
0/5 Purple Phallic Object
0/5 Blue Phallic Object
3/5 Orange Phallic Object
0/3 Golden Phallic Object
0/1 Duct Tape

[jade monolith]

Pls with 500k

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 500,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 752,413

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 1,490,518

[jade monolith]

Pls buy pepecoin

[neat mica]

Action Confirmed

Are you sure you want to buy 1 Pepe Coin for ⏣ 500,000?

[neat mica]

Successful Pepe Coin purchase

@jade monolith bought 1 Pepe Coin and paid ⏣ 500,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU👻's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 252,413
Bank: ⏣ 1,490,518 / 2,671,958 (55.8%)

😏 · Jan 15, 2022, 9:59 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

-TEJU👻's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (20) than the dealer (17)
You won ⏣ 428,332. You now have ⏣ 680,745.
You won 53% of the games.

-TEJU👻 (Player)

Cards - ♠ A ♣ 9
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 9 ♥ 8
Total - 17

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

You can't bet more than 250,000 coins at once, sorry not sorry

[jade monolith]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

Take a breather...

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

You lost ): The dealer got to 21 before you.
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 135,480.
You lost 61% of the games.

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♥ A ♣ 3
Total - 14

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 6 ♣ 2 ♦ 3 ♥ 10
Total - 21

[jade monolith]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 680,745

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,171,263

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

Spam isn't cool fam

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj 130k

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 162,065. You now have ⏣ 297,545.
You won 37% of the games.

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♦ 9 ♠ 10
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 5 ♣ 3 ♥ 5 ♣ A ♠ J
Total - 24

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj 250k

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (15) than the dealer (20)
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 47,545.
You lost 60% of the games.

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♦ 2 ♣ 4 ♠ 9
Total - 15

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 4 ♠ 6 ♣ 10
Total - 20

[brittle cobalt]

😑

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 47,545. You now have 0.
You lost 62% of the games.

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♥ 10 ♥ 3 ♣ 10
Total - 23

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 7 ♥ 4
Total - 11

Ꭰʜʀᴜᴠᴀ !!'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Jan 15, 2022, 10:01 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU👻's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,171,263 / 2,671,958 (81.3%)

😏 · Jan 15, 2022, 10:04 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls with all

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 2,171,263

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 2,171,263

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 0

[jade monolith]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

-TEJU👻's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 1,921,263.
You lost 47% of the games.

-TEJU👻 (Player)

Cards - ♠ 8 ♠ 5 ♦ Q
Total - 23

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 10 ♦ Q
Total - 20

[jade monolith]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

Too spicy, take a breather

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[jade monolith]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

-TEJU👻's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (16) than the dealer (19)
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 1,671,263.
You lost 47% of the games.

-TEJU👻 (Player)

Cards - ♣ 6 ♥ J
Total - 16

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 8 ♠ A
Total - 19

[jade monolith]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 1,671,263

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 1,671,263

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 375,189 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 15, 2022, 10:05 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU👻's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,671,263 / 2,672,918 (62.5%)

😏 · Jan 15, 2022, 10:06 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol

[jade monolith]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Purple Phallic Object !

[jade monolith]

Pls monthly

[neat mica]

Take a chill pill

I'm not made of money dude, wait 21d, 17h and 19m
The default cooldown is 1mo.

[jade monolith]

[brittle cobalt]

Pls monthly

[neat mica]

Take a breather...

I'm not made of money dude, wait 29d, 4h and 51m
The default cooldown is 1mo.

[brittle cobalt]

@jade monolith

[odd eagle]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@odd eagle What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,965 for an hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[brittle cobalt]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work for Robber - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 20,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Robber

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 20,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 375,909 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 15, 2022, 10:56 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 20,000. You now have 0.
You lost 64% of the games.

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♦ 8 ♠ 2 ♥ 5 ♣ 9
Total - 24

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ Q ♣ 9
Total - 19

[distant crow]

pls crime

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

[neat mica]

MBG - Rithwik 😑😎😎 committed MURDER

You murdered a random stranger in a dark alley. There was ⏣ 3,706 in his wallet! Was it worth it?

Multi Bonus: +257% (⏣ 2,668)

[distant crow]

pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 480

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 72,330

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 36,440

[distant crow]

pls work

[neat mica]

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball.
You were given ⏣ 3,536 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[distant crow]

pls fish

[neat mica]

You don't have a fishing pole, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to catch them with your hands.

[distant crow]

pls storre

pls store

[neat mica]

Shop Items

Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 25,000— 1,980/5,000 in stock
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!

Fidget Spinner (0) — ⏣ 25,000— 4,754/5,000 in stock
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!

Fishing Pole (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!

Hunting Rifle (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!

Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 3 of 6

[distant crow]

pls buy fishing pole

[neat mica]

Successful Fishing Pole purchase

@distant crow bought 1 Fishing Pole and paid ⏣ 25,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[distant crow]

pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object !

[distant crow]

pls sell inv\

[neat mica]

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop, or maybe even doesn't exist?

Tip: Work hard at leveling up and you'll get rewards such as coins, items and even exclusive titles and multipliers!

@distant crow OH NO!
Your pet felt terrible about being neglected. It slithered away to find a better owner. You now have no pet.

[distant crow]

pls pet

[neat mica]

You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.

[distant crow]

pls pe

pls pet

[neat mica]

You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.

[distant crow]

pls bal

[neat mica]

This event has expired.

I AM VERY BORED, SO HERE IS AN EVENT MY BORED GAMERS

guess guess guess

Jan 15, 2022, 11:01 AM

What is the type of this item?

MBG - Rithwik 😑😎😎's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 50,866
Bank: ⏣ 36,440 / 36,920 (98.7%)

😏 · Jan 15, 2022, 11:00 AM

MBG - Rithwik 😑😎😎 answered first!

[neat mica]

Results for 'I am very bored, so here is an event my bored gamers' event

MBG - Rithwik 😑😎😎 gathered ⏣ 2,385 and 1 Bank Note

[distant crow]

pls with 20000

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 20,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 73,251

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 16,440

[distant crow]

pls with all

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 16,440

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 89,691

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 0

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 376,389 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 15, 2022, 11:14 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@brittle cobalt You need to wait 41m and 36s until you can work again!

[winter aurora]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You've already claimed your daily today

Your next daily is ready in:
12 hours, 43 minutes and 31 seconds

Daily Resets at 00:00 UTC

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU👻's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,671,263 / 2,673,398 (62.5%)

😏 · Jan 15, 2022, 11:21 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

-TEJU👻's inventory

Owned Items

Alcohol ─ 3
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Ant ─ 4
ID ant ─ Sellable

Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up

Bank Note ─ 14
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Blue Phallic Object ─ 3
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Boar ─ 1
ID boar ─ Sellable

Box of Sand ─ 29
ID sand ─ Tool

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 7

[brittle cobalt]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's inventory

Owned Items

Engagement Ring ─ 1
ID ring ─ Collectable

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Lucky Horseshoe ─ 1
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up

Orange Phallic Object ─ 3
ID orangephallicobject ─ Collectable

Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool

Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item

[brittle cobalt]

Pls use lucky horseshoe

[neat mica]

You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
You have 0x Lucky Horseshoe left.

[brittle cobalt]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

This event has expired.

MICROSOFT IS TRYING TO BUY DISCORD AGAIN!

We need to stop the sale, quickly defeat Microsoft!

Jan 15, 2022, 11:25 AM

Attack the boss by clicking windows sucks lol
:rage:

6 hits — 0/200 HP

[neat mica]

Results for 'Microsoft is trying to buy Discord again!' event

MBG NAVADEEP got ⏣ 4,783 and 1 Cell Phone

[brittle cobalt]

Oye idhi chudu 😂😂 @jade monolith

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (1) — ⏣ 5,000— 0/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 3,249/5,000 in stock
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,552/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 6

[brittle cobalt]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

[brittle cobalt]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

[brittle cobalt]

Pls crime

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP committed IDENTITY THEFT

Somebody noticed your strange behaviour and reported your account.

imagine being so bad

[brittle cobalt]

Pls search

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP searched the purse

You found ⏣ 2,035, now this poor old lady can't get her medicine. Are you proud?

Multi Bonus: +276% (⏣ 1,494)

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (13) than the dealer (20)
You lost ⏣ 6,818. You now have 0.
You lost 65% of the games.

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♥ 4 ♠ 3 ♠ 6
Total - 13

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 6 ♥ K ♦ 4
Total - 20

[brittle cobalt]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's inventory

Owned Items

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Engagement Ring ─ 1
ID ring ─ Collectable

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Orange Phallic Object ─ 3
ID orangephallicobject ─ Collectable

Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool

Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item

[brittle cobalt]

Pls use cell phone

[neat mica]

@brittle cobalt memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit

[brittle cobalt]

Send a text msg to somebody

[neat mica]

beep boop bap phone has stopped working
You didn't provide a valid response!
You have 1x Cell Phone left.

[brittle cobalt]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@brittle cobalt What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 20,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Robber

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 21,269. You now have ⏣ 41,269.
You won 33% of the games.

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♦ K ♥ 4
Total - 14

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ K ♦ 6 ♦ J
Total - 26

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj 40k

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (20) than the dealer (17)
You won ⏣ 17,640. You now have ⏣ 63,909.
You won 36% of the games.

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♦ K ♠ Q
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ J ♥ 7
Total - 17

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj 80k

[neat mica]

Hold your horses...

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj 50k

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (17) than the dealer (19)
You lost ⏣ 50,000. You now have 13,909.
You lost 62% of the games.

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♣ A ♦ 6
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 3 ♠ 9 ♦ 7
Total - 19

[jade monolith]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith Click the buttons in correct order!

[jade monolith]

Work for Babysitter - Repeat Order - Remember words order!
safety
allergies
meals
child
house

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,474 for an hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[cursive lotus]

Pls use bank note

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

[cursive lotus]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

SHIVA 🖤's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,203,189
Bank: ⏣ 1,093,103 / 1,093,103 (100.0%)

😏 · Jan 15, 2022, 1:25 PM

[cursive lotus]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

aw man you forgot to do your daily so you lost your 9 day streak. You last did your daily <t:1641986482:R>

SHIVA 🖤's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours, 34 minutes and 27 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[cursive lotus]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[cursive lotus]

Pls use bank note

[neat mica]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 54,623

Total Bank Space

⏣ 1,148,446

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 1,142,686 (99.5%)

[cursive lotus]

Pls use bank note

[neat mica]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 78,697

Total Bank Space

⏣ 1,227,143

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 1,221,383 (99.5%)

[cursive lotus]

Pls use bank note

[neat mica]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 31,719

Total Bank Space

⏣ 1,258,862

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 1,253,102 (99.5%)

[cursive lotus]

Pls use bank note

[neat mica]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 61,257

Total Bank Space

⏣ 1,320,119

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 1,314,359 (99.6%)

[cursive lotus]

Pls use bank note

[neat mica]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 16,761

Total Bank Space

⏣ 1,336,880

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 1,331,120 (99.6%)

[cursive lotus]

Pls use bank note

[neat mica]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 35,714

Total Bank Space

⏣ 1,372,594

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 1,366,834 (99.6%)

[cursive lotus]

Pls use bank note

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

[cursive lotus]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 279,491

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 1,048,698

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 1,372,594

[cursive lotus]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

SHIVA 🖤's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,048,698
Bank: ⏣ 1,372,594 / 1,372,594 (100.0%)

😏 · Jan 15, 2022, 1:27 PM

[jade monolith]

Pls b

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU👻's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 11,474
Bank: ⏣ 1,671,263 / 2,673,878 (62.5%)

😏 · Jan 15, 2022, 1:34 PM

[jade monolith]

Pls use kno 1

[neat mica]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 60,856

Total Bank Space

⏣ 2,734,614

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 2,602,494 (95.2%)

[kindred void]

pls work

[neat mica]

@kindred void You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[kindred void]

pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Police Officer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 21,000 per hour

Teacher
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 22,000 per hour

Musician
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 23,000 per hour

Pro Gamer
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 25,000 per hour

Manager
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 26,000 per hour

Page 3 of 6

[jade monolith]

Pls use kno 1

[neat mica]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 71,107

Total Bank Space

⏣ 2,805,721

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 2,673,601 (95.3%)

[jade monolith]

Pls use kno 1

[neat mica]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 34,744

Total Bank Space

⏣ 2,840,465

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 2,708,345 (95.3%)

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU👻's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 11,474
Bank: ⏣ 1,671,263 / 2,840,465 (58.8%)

😏 · Jan 15, 2022, 3:54 PM

[jade monolith]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 11,474

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 1,682,737

[jade monolith]

Pls use dailybox

[neat mica]

-TEJU👻's Loot Haul!

⏣ 60,422
x10 - Pink Phallic Object

1x Daily Box opened

[jade monolith]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

-TEJU👻's blackjack game

You tied. You tied with the dealer.
Your wallet hasn't changed! You have ⏣ 60,422 still.

-TEJU👻 (Player)

Cards - ♥ 7 ♦ K
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 4 ♦ A ♦ 2
Total - 17

[brittle cobalt]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@brittle cobalt Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 20,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Robber

[vestal holly]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

@vestal holly You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

@vestal holly You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[vestal holly]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@vestal holly You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG JHANSI REDDY's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,250 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
6 hours, 17 minutes and 57 seconds

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 250)

[vestal holly]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Not all items are able to be used, some are just collectables or are meant to be sold!

@vestal holly You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG JHANSI REDDY's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 55,250
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,720 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 15, 2022, 5:42 PM

[odd eagle]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

MBG •SATHWIK😈's Daily Coins

⏣ 46,250 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 24 minutes and 48 seconds

Streak: 85 days (+⏣ 21,250)

[odd eagle]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@odd eagle Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,965 for an hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[brittle cobalt]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,750 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 24 minutes and 21 seconds

Streak: 3 days (+⏣ 750)

[brittle cobalt]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@brittle cobalt What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 20,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Robber

[brittle cobalt]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Box of Sand !

[brittle cobalt]

Pls crime

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP committed IDENTITY THEFT

You stole a developer's identity and gave yourself ⏣ 3,780

Multi Bonus: +248% (⏣ 2,694)

[brittle cobalt]

Pls search

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP searched the uber

You found ⏣ 2,294, did you just steal from your uber driver?

Multi Bonus: +248% (⏣ 1,635)

[brittle cobalt]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Bank Note !

[brittle cobalt]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Duck !

[brittle cobalt]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's inventory

Owned Items

Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable

Engagement Ring ─ 1
ID ring ─ Collectable

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Orange Phallic Object ─ 3
ID orangephallicobject ─ Collectable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 685,733
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 383,709 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 5:17 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 383,709

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 302,024

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 383,709

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 404,920. You now have ⏣ 706,944.
You won 37% of the games.

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♣ 9 ♠ A
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ A ♣ 3 ♣ A ♠ Q ♥ K
Total - 25

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj 100000

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 184,432. You now have ⏣ 891,376.
You won 39% of the games.

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♥ 9 ♣ 4
Total - 13

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 3 ♠ A ♣ Q ♠ 8
Total - 22

[brittle cobalt]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's inventory

Owned Items

Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable

Engagement Ring ─ 1
ID ring ─ Collectable

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Orange Phallic Object ─ 3
ID orangephallicobject ─ Collectable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[brittle cobalt]

Pls use banknote

[neat mica]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 49,327

Total Bank Space

⏣ 433,516

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 394,276 (90.9%)

[brittle cobalt]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 49,807

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 841,569

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 433,516

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 841,569
Bank: ⏣ 433,516 / 433,516 (100.0%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 5:18 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj 20000

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (14) than the dealer (17)
You lost ⏣ 20,000. You now have 821,569.
You lost 59% of the games.

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♦ 4 ♣ 10
Total - 14

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ J ♣ 7
Total - 17

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj 200000

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (19) than the dealer (18)
You won ⏣ 211,824. You now have ⏣ 1,033,393.
You won 40% of the games.

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♠ 9 ♦ J
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 8 ♦ J
Total - 18

[brittle cobalt]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's inventory

Owned Items

Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable

Engagement Ring ─ 1
ID ring ─ Collectable

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Orange Phallic Object ─ 3
ID orangephallicobject ─ Collectable

Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[brittle cobalt]

Pls sell shredded cheese

[neat mica]

Successful Shredded Cheese sale

You successfully sold 1x Shredded Cheese for ⏣ 15,000

Thank you for your meme business

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,048,393
Bank: ⏣ 433,516 / 434,476 (99.8%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 5:20 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 960

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 1,047,433

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 434,476

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (11) than the dealer (18)
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 797,433.
You lost 58% of the games.

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♥ 2 ♥ 5 ♣ 4
Total - 11

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ J ♠ 8
Total - 18

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj 240000

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 189,282. You now have ⏣ 986,715.
You won 41% of the games.

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♠ K ♥ 5
Total - 15

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 5 ♥ 6 ♠ 4 ♦ A ♣ 10
Total - 26

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj 150000

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (16) than the dealer (19)
You lost ⏣ 150,000. You now have 836,715.
You lost 58% of the games.

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♦ A ♣ 5
Total - 16

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ J ♠ 9
Total - 19

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj 200000

[neat mica]

Hold your horses...

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj 200000

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

You lost ): The dealer got to 21 before you.
You lost ⏣ 200,000. You now have 636,715.
You lost 59% of the games.

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♦ 4 ♥ 9
Total - 13

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ A ♦ 3 ♠ 10 ♠ 7
Total - 21

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

You win! You got to 21.
You won ⏣ 439,148. You now have ⏣ 1,075,863.
You won 40% of the games.

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♥ 7 ♠ 5 ♠ 9
Total - 21

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 7 ♦ 9
Total - 16

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,075,863
Bank: ⏣ 434,476 / 435,676 (99.7%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 5:22 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj 75000

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 58,475. You now have ⏣ 1,134,338.
You won 42% of the games.

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♦ 2 ♦ 4 ♣ K
Total - 16

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 4 ♠ J ♥ 9
Total - 23

[brittle cobalt]

@foggy nacelle

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,134,338
Bank: ⏣ 434,476 / 436,156 (99.6%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 5:25 AM

[foggy nacelle]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@foggy nacelle You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Ꭰʜʀᴜᴠᴀ !!'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 120 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 5:25 AM

[brittle cobalt]

@foggy nacelle pls bal

Pls monthly kotu

[neat mica]

Too spicy, take a breather

I'm not made of money dude, wait 28d, 9h and 35m
The default cooldown is 1mo.

[foggy nacelle]

[brittle cobalt]

@foggy nacelle

[foggy nacelle]

Pls monthly

[neat mica]

Monthly Command

This command gives you a large sum of coins once per month!

@foggy nacelle You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Here are your monthly coins, Ꭰʜʀᴜᴠᴀ !!

⏣ 1,000,000 was placed in your wallet.

You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

[brittle cobalt]

[foggy nacelle]

Pls wallet

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Yikers, running low on meme coins? You can get a sweet sweet injection while also supporting development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,134,338
Bank: ⏣ 434,476 / 436,156 (99.6%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 5:26 AM

[foggy nacelle]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: You can purchase lootboxes to support development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot
Help us stay mostly free to play!

@foggy nacelle You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Ꭰʜʀᴜᴠᴀ !!'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,000,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 600 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 5:26 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Anna ey

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You've already claimed your daily today

Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 33 minutes and 36 seconds

Daily Resets at 00:00 UTC

[foggy nacelle]

@brittle cobalt Emaina konnukovacha?

[brittle cobalt]

Ha

[foggy nacelle]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@foggy nacelle You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Ꭰʜʀᴜᴠᴀ !!'s Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 33 minutes and 22 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[brittle cobalt]

Pls shop Ani kotu

[neat mica]

**Bank Note** (0 owned)

You can either use this note to expand your bank space by 10000-100000 or sell it for some coins. Your choice really. Expanded bank space does not reset on prestige (regular bank space earned via running commands does)
BUY - ⏣ 200,000
SELL - ⏣ 40,000
TRADE - 90k - 110k

Rarity

Uncommon

Type

Power-up

ID

banknote

Part Of

- 'Human Powerup' Bundle

[pure phoenix]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

@pure phoenix You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

INNOCENT NAIDU ❤'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 111,782
Bank: ⏣ 6,080 / 6,320 (96.2%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 5:26 AM

[pure phoenix]

Pls daily

[foggy nacelle]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

@pure phoenix You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

INNOCENT NAIDU ❤'s Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 33 minutes and 5 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[neat mica]

Shop Command

This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)

Shop Items

Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 3,688/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!

Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them

Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000— 4,730/5,000 in stock
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!

Alcohol (0) — ⏣ 12,000— 4,230/5,000 in stock
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 2 of 7

[brittle cobalt]

Pls buy anti-rob pack

[neat mica]

You already bought that pack, c'mon man, don't be greedy

[foggy nacelle]

Arey konnukunte emavtadi? @brittle cobalt

[brittle cobalt]

Em kadu

Pls inv

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's inventory

Owned Items

Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable

Engagement Ring ─ 1
ID ring ─ Collectable

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Orange Phallic Object ─ 3
ID orangephallicobject ─ Collectable

Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[foggy nacelle]

😑

[brittle cobalt]

Now

[foggy nacelle]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

Ꭰʜʀᴜᴠᴀ !!'s inventory

Owned Items

Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box

Shredded Cheese ─ 16
ID cheese ─ Power-up

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item

[brittle cobalt]

Open chey

Meme box

[foggy nacelle]

Ela cheyyali

[brittle cobalt]

Pls use meme box

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

[brittle cobalt]

like this

[foggy nacelle]

Pls use meme box

[neat mica]

Using Items

Using items is a key part of playing with Dank Memer.

This command is how you use things that are able to be used within the bot. As an example: pls use banknote 5 will open 5 bank notes. pls use god will open a single god box.
Obviously you have to OWN an item to use it, and not ALL items are usable.
Some items are turned into "active" items upon use, which you can see in your profile view called "active items". These last for a certain amount of time and expire, and an example would be an apple. Others are "consumed" upon use instantly, and an example would be a banknote.

Ꭰʜʀᴜᴠᴀ !!'s Loot Haul!

⏣ 422,985
x2 - Bank Note

1x Meme Box opened

[brittle cobalt]

Oppp

[foggy nacelle]

Em cheyyali

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,134,338
Bank: ⏣ 434,476 / 436,156 (99.6%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 5:29 AM

[foggy nacelle]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Did you know there is a lottery system? Try out pls lottery!

@foggy nacelle You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Ꭰʜʀᴜᴠᴀ !!'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,447,985
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 600 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 5:29 AM

[foggy nacelle]

Pls lottery

[neat mica]

Lottery Command

This command is the entry point into the hourly lottery.
You buy a lottery ticket and get entered to win the entire pool for that hour. There is one winner an hour and you will get a DM if you win. Chances to win are 1 in (how many people are entering that hour).

[neat mica]

Timed Out

You tryna buy 1 lottery ticket for ⏣ 10,000? There's a winner every hour!

[brittle cobalt]

Pls use bank note 2 ani kotu

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

[neat mica]

I guess that's a no, bro

[foggy nacelle]

Pls use bank note 2

[neat mica]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 34,168

Total Bank Space

⏣ 34,768

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 34,168 (98.3%)

[foggy nacelle]

@brittle cobalt

[brittle cobalt]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 1,680

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 1,132,658

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 436,156

[brittle cobalt]

Chey

[foggy nacelle]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

@foggy nacelle You found a rare pepe!

Rare Pepe #17

View your progress by typing pls collection

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 34,768

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 1,413,217

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 34,768

[brittle cobalt]

Hm

Pls collection

[neat mica]

Tip: The pls help command provides information about the bot commands! Do pls help <cmd> to see info about a specific command.

MBG NAVADEEP's Pepe Collection

0/50 Pepes Collected

[View Your Collection]

Collect all of them by running commands!

[foggy nacelle]

Pls collection

[neat mica]

@foggy nacelle You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Ꭰʜʀᴜᴠᴀ !!'s Pepe Collection

1/50 Pepes Collected

[View Your Collection]

Random Pepe From Your Collection:

Collect all of them by running commands!

[brittle cobalt]

Good job chetulo em vundo

[foggy nacelle]

Banana

Em cheyyali ipudu

?

[brittle cobalt]

@foggy nacelle adtava dank memer

Chepu

[foggy nacelle]

Pls alert

[neat mica]

Alert From The Developers

Update 9.8.0 is now live!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/tax-the-rich

You are #500,269 to view this alert!

[brittle cobalt]

Pls shop

[foggy nacelle]

Ha

[neat mica]

Shop Items

Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (1) — ⏣ 5,000— 0/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 3,171/5,000 in stock
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

Box of Sand (1) — ⏣ 5,000— 3,677/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 6

[brittle cobalt]

Edaina konu

[foggy nacelle]

Ela aadali

[brittle cobalt]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[brittle cobalt]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand !

[brittle cobalt]

Pls hunt

[foggy nacelle]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[neat mica]

Dig Command

This command is used to grind for random items.
You have chance to dig DEEP into the dirt and find some really cool stuff! Sometimes you will encounter a mini-game that could have negative effects if lost but great rewards if won!

[neat mica]

You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.

[brittle cobalt]

Shovel konali

[foggy nacelle]

Ela

[brittle cobalt]

Pls buy shovel

[neat mica]

Successful Shovel purchase

@brittle cobalt bought 1 Shovel and paid ⏣ 20,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[foggy nacelle]

Pls buy shovel

[neat mica]

Buy Command

This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable. There is usually an item for sale too!

[neat mica]

Successful Shovel purchase

@foggy nacelle bought 1 Shovel and paid ⏣ 20,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[brittle cobalt]

Good

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

Duct Tape (0) — ⏣ 500,000— 0/50 in stock
Use this tape to craft certain items with the craft command!

Pepe Medal (0) — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 5% of players have!

Pepe Trophy (0) — ⏣ 50,000,000
A trophy to flex how rich you are! You are rich enough to afford this... right?

Pepe Crown (0) — ⏣ 250,000,000
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved crowns. At least until another expensive item comes along LOL.

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 6 of 6

[foggy nacelle]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 0/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 3,128/5,000 in stock
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 7

[brittle cobalt]

Ant-rob pack konu

Indaka shovel konatu

[foggy nacelle]

Pls buy ant-rob pack

[neat mica]

Successful Anti-Rob Pack purchase

@foggy nacelle bought 1 Anti-Rob Pack and paid ⏣ 1,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[foggy nacelle]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[brittle cobalt]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

Duct Tape (0) — ⏣ 500,000— 0/50 in stock
Use this tape to craft certain items with the craft command!

Pepe Medal (0) — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 5% of players have!

Pepe Trophy (0) — ⏣ 50,000,000
A trophy to flex how rich you are! You are rich enough to afford this... right?

Pepe Crown (0) — ⏣ 250,000,000
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved crowns. At least until another expensive item comes along LOL.

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 6 of 6

[foggy nacelle]

😑

[brittle cobalt]

Now hunting rifle

Konu

[foggy nacelle]

Pls buy hunting rifle

[neat mica]

Successful Hunting Rifle purchase

@foggy nacelle bought 1 Hunting Rifle and paid ⏣ 25,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[foggy nacelle]

@brittle cobalt

[jade monolith]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU👻's Daily Coins

⏣ 29,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 6 minutes and 20 seconds

Streak: 16 days (+⏣ 4,000)

[jade monolith]

Pls b

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Did you know there is a lottery system? Try out pls lottery!

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU👻's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 89,422
Bank: ⏣ 1,682,737 / 2,840,705 (59.2%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 5:54 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls with 50000

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 50,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 139,422

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 1,632,737

[jade monolith]

pls bj all

[neat mica]

-TEJU👻's blackjack game

-TEJU👻 (Player)

Cards - ♣ 6 ♣ 3
Total - 9

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 4 ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

[jade monolith]

Pls huny

Pls hubt

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU👻's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,632,737 / 2,840,705 (57.5%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 5:55 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

** You didn't respond in time. **
The dealer is keeping your money to deal with your bullcrap.

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♣ 10 ♦ 4
Total - 14

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 8 ♠ 10
Total - 18

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 862,658
Bank: ⏣ 436,156 / 436,636 (99.9%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 6:34 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj 250000

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♣ J ♥ K
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ J ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,163,485
Bank: ⏣ 436,156 / 436,636 (99.9%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 6:36 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj 250000

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♥ K ♦ 5
Total - 15

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ K ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 913,485
Bank: ⏣ 436,156 / 436,636 (99.9%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 6:42 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♥ 3 ♦ 6
Total - 9

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 9 ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,369,124
Bank: ⏣ 436,156 / 436,636 (99.9%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 6:45 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Box of Sand !

[brittle cobalt]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

[brittle cobalt]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[brittle cobalt]

Pls search

[neat mica]

Where do you want to search?
Pick an option below to start searching that location!

[brittle cobalt]

Pls crime

[neat mica]

What crime do you want to commit?
Pick an option below to commit one!

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,371,199
Bank: ⏣ 436,156 / 438,556 (99.5%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 6:46 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@brittle cobalt Click the buttons in correct order!

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Go earn a sick reward by voting here: https://top.gg/bot/memes/vote

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,371,199
Bank: ⏣ 436,156 / 439,036 (99.3%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 6:46 AM

This event has expired.

THEY'VE GOT AIRPODS!

They can't hear us! We need to let them know they look like a jerk wearing those!

Jan 16, 2022, 6:47 AM

Attack the boss by clicking jerk
:rage:

5 hits — 29/50 HP

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't manage to click buttons in order.
You were given ⏣ 6,667 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Robber

[neat mica]

Results for 'They've got AirPods!' event

MBG NAVADEEP reaped ⏣ 4,584

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bet 100000

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's winning gambling game

You won ⏣ 34,033

Percent Won: 34%
New Balance: ⏣ 1,416,483

MBG NAVADEEP

Rolled 11

Dank Memer

Rolled 9

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bet 10000

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 10,000

New Balance: ⏣ 1,406,483

MBG NAVADEEP

Rolled 4

Dank Memer

Rolled 6

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj 10000

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♦ J ♣ Q
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 3 ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: You can be blacklisted or banned for breaking our rules! See the rules here: https://dankmemer.lol/rules

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,406,483
Bank: ⏣ 436,156 / 439,516 (99.2%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 6:49 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,406,483
Bank: ⏣ 436,156 / 439,516 (99.2%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 7:07 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bet max

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's winning gambling game

You won ⏣ 301,594

Percent Won: 121%
New Balance: ⏣ 1,708,077

MBG NAVADEEP

Rolled 11

Dank Memer

Rolled 4

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♦ 7 ♥ 6
Total - 13

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 9 ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,030,708
Bank: ⏣ 436,156 / 439,516 (99.2%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 7:09 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

Duct Tape (0) — ⏣ 500,000— 0/50 in stock
Use this tape to craft certain items with the craft command!

Pepe Medal (0) — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 5% of players have!

Pepe Trophy (0) — ⏣ 50,000,000
A trophy to flex how rich you are! You are rich enough to afford this... right?

Pepe Crown (0) — ⏣ 250,000,000
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved crowns. At least until another expensive item comes along LOL.

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 6 of 6

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bet max

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 250,000

New Balance: ⏣ 1,780,708

MBG NAVADEEP

Rolled 1

Dank Memer

Rolled 3

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bet max

[neat mica]

Hold your horses...

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 8s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bet max

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 250,000

New Balance: ⏣ 1,530,708

MBG NAVADEEP

Rolled 2

Dank Memer

Rolled 10

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bet 50000

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 50,000

New Balance: ⏣ 1,480,708

MBG NAVADEEP

Rolled 8

Dank Memer

Rolled 11

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bet 500000

[neat mica]

@brittle cobalt You can't bet more than ⏣ 250,000 at once, sorry not sorry

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bet 250000

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's winning gambling game

You won ⏣ 173,336

Percent Won: 69%
New Balance: ⏣ 1,654,044

MBG NAVADEEP

Rolled 5

Dank Memer

Rolled 4

You have to bet actual coins, dont try to break me.

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♠ 6 ♣ J
Total - 16

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ Q ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,404,044
Bank: ⏣ 436,156 / 441,436 (98.8%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 7:13 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU👻's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,632,737 / 2,840,705 (57.5%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 7:14 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls with 250k

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 250,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 250,000

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 1,382,737

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,404,044
Bank: ⏣ 436,156 / 441,436 (98.8%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 7:31 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bet max

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's gambling game

Tie! You lost nothing!

You have ⏣ 1,404,044.

MBG NAVADEEP

Rolled 1

Dank Memer

Rolled 1

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bet max

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's gambling game

Tie! You lost nothing!

You have ⏣ 1,404,044.

MBG NAVADEEP

Rolled 1

Dank Memer

Rolled 1

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bet max

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 250,000

New Balance: ⏣ 1,159,044

MBG NAVADEEP

Rolled 5

Dank Memer

Rolled 6

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♦ 4 ♦ 8
Total - 12

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 3 ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 909,044
Bank: ⏣ 436,156 / 442,516 (98.6%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 7:41 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them

Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000— 4,869/5,000 in stock
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!

Alcohol (0) — ⏣ 12,000— 4,677/5,000 in stock
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.

Shovel (2) — ⏣ 20,000
Use this to dig!

Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 25,000— 4,251/5,000 in stock
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 2 of 6

[brittle cobalt]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

Duct Tape (0) — ⏣ 500,000— 0/50 in stock
Use this tape to craft certain items with the craft command!

Pepe Medal (0) — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 5% of players have!

Pepe Trophy (0) — ⏣ 50,000,000
A trophy to flex how rich you are! You are rich enough to afford this... right?

Pepe Crown (0) — ⏣ 250,000,000
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved crowns. At least until another expensive item comes along LOL.

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 6 of 6

[foggy nacelle]

@brittle cobalt

[brittle cobalt]

Ha

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 909,044
Bank: ⏣ 436,156 / 442,516 (98.6%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 8:04 AM

[foggy nacelle]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Ꭰʜʀᴜᴠᴀ !!'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,367,217
Bank: ⏣ 34,768 / 35,488 (98.0%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 8:05 AM

[foggy nacelle]

How to buy

Ela aadali ipudu 😅

[brittle cobalt]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them

Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000— 4,995/5,000 in stock
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!

Alcohol (0) — ⏣ 12,000— 4,979/5,000 in stock
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.

Shovel (2) — ⏣ 20,000
Use this to dig!

Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 25,000— 4,774/5,000 in stock
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 2 of 6

[brittle cobalt]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ant !

[brittle cobalt]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 2 Garbages !

[brittle cobalt]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Boar !

[brittle cobalt]

@brittle cobalt

[foggy nacelle]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Box of Sand !

[foggy nacelle]

@brittle cobalt

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Fish Command

This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a fishing pole from the shop with the buy command, then you can go fishing! There is also a chance to lose your fishing pole if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger fish!

[neat mica]

You don't have a fishing pole, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to catch them with your hands.

[foggy nacelle]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,311/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,909/5,000 in stock
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

Box of Sand (1) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,986/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 6

[foggy nacelle]

Pls buy fish

[neat mica]

Successful Fishing Pole purchase

@foggy nacelle bought 1 Fishing Pole and paid ⏣ 25,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[foggy nacelle]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

Hunt Command

This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a hunting rifle from the shop with the buy command then then you can go hunting! There is also a chance to lose or even die if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger animals!

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Duck !

[foggy nacelle]

@brittle cobalt

[brittle cobalt]

@foggy nacelle op

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 2 Garbages !

[brittle cobalt]

Kotu

[foggy nacelle]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 2 Seaweeds !

[brittle cobalt]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's inventory

Owned Items

Ant ─ 1
ID ant ─ Sellable

Boar ─ 1
ID boar ─ Sellable

Box of Sand ─ 3
ID sand ─ Tool

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable

Engagement Ring ─ 1
ID ring ─ Collectable

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Garbage ─ 4
ID garbage ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[foggy nacelle]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

Ꭰʜʀᴜᴠᴀ !!'s inventory

Owned Items

Anti-Rob Pack ─ 1
ID antirobpack ─ Item Pack

Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool

Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Seaweed ─ 2
ID seaweed ─ Sellable

Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[brittle cobalt]

Pls sell garbage 3

[neat mica]

Successful Garbage sale

You successfully sold 3x Garbages for ⏣ 2,040

Multi Bonus: +240% (⏣ 1,440)

[brittle cobalt]

Pls sell ant

[neat mica]

Tip: Work hard at leveling up and you'll get rewards such as coins, items and even exclusive titles and multipliers!

Successful Ant sale

You successfully sold 1x Ant for ⏣ 3,400

Multi Bonus: +240% (⏣ 2,400)

[foggy nacelle]

Nenem sell cheyYali raa

[brittle cobalt]

Pls sell bear

[neat mica]

you don't own this item lol

[brittle cobalt]

Pls sell boar

[neat mica]

Successful Boar sale

You successfully sold 1x Boar for ⏣ 13,600

Multi Bonus: +240% (⏣ 9,600)

[foggy nacelle]

Pls sell boa

[neat mica]

Sell Command

Use this command to sell some of your items back to the bot. Different item types have different sale values. You can see what something could sell for with pls shop <item name>.

you don't own this item lol

[foggy nacelle]

Pls shop

[brittle cobalt]

@foggy nacelle duck and sea weed

[neat mica]

Shop Items

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 3,624/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,835/5,000 in stock
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

Box of Sand (1) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,621/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 6

[foggy nacelle]

Pls sell duck

[neat mica]

Successful Duck sale

You successfully sold 1x Duck for ⏣ 6,563

Multi Bonus: +275% (⏣ 4,813)

[brittle cobalt]

Sell chey

[foggy nacelle]

Pls sell sea weed

[neat mica]

Successful Seaweed sale

You successfully sold 1x Seaweed for ⏣ 938

Multi Bonus: +275% (⏣ 688)

[brittle cobalt]

[foggy nacelle]

Ipudu em cheyali

[brittle cobalt]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's inventory

Owned Items

Orange Phallic Object ─ 3
ID orangephallicobject ─ Collectable

Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool

Shovel ─ 2
ID shovel ─ Tool

Skunk ─ 2
ID skunk ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 2 of 2

[foggy nacelle]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

Ꭰʜʀᴜᴠᴀ !!'s inventory

Owned Items

Anti-Rob Pack ─ 1
ID antirobpack ─ Item Pack

Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Seaweed ─ 1
ID seaweed ─ Sellable

Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool

Shredded Cheese ─ 16
ID cheese ─ Power-up

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item

[brittle cobalt]

Pls sell shredded cheese 16

[neat mica]

you don't own this item lol

[brittle cobalt]

Type

[foggy nacelle]

Pls shell shredded cheese 16

[brittle cobalt]

Sell

[foggy nacelle]

Pls sell shredded cheese 16

[neat mica]

Successful Shredded Cheese sale

You successfully sold 1x Shredded Cheese for ⏣ 15,000

Thank you for your meme business

[foggy nacelle]

😁

[brittle cobalt]

Do 15 times like that

[foggy nacelle]

😶

Pls sell shredded cheese 16

[neat mica]

Successful Shredded Cheese sale

You successfully sold 1x Shredded Cheese for ⏣ 15,000

Thank you for your meme business

[foggy nacelle]

Pls sell shredded cheese 16

[neat mica]

Successful Shredded Cheese sale

You successfully sold 1x Shredded Cheese for ⏣ 15,000

Thank you for your meme business

[foggy nacelle]

Pls sell shredded cheese 16

[neat mica]

Successful Shredded Cheese sale

You successfully sold 1x Shredded Cheese for ⏣ 15,000

Thank you for your meme business

[foggy nacelle]

Pls sell shredded cheese 16

[neat mica]

Successful Shredded Cheese sale

You successfully sold 1x Shredded Cheese for ⏣ 15,000

Thank you for your meme business

[foggy nacelle]

Pls sell shredded cheese 16

[neat mica]

Tip: Pets can be useful, by defending against robberies, or even finding you rare items!

Successful Shredded Cheese sale

You successfully sold 1x Shredded Cheese for ⏣ 15,000

Thank you for your meme business

[foggy nacelle]

Pls sell shredded cheese 16

[neat mica]

Successful Shredded Cheese sale

You successfully sold 1x Shredded Cheese for ⏣ 15,000

Thank you for your meme business

[foggy nacelle]

Pls sell shredded cheese 16

[neat mica]

Successful Shredded Cheese sale

You successfully sold 1x Shredded Cheese for ⏣ 15,000

Thank you for your meme business

This event has expired.

SKYPE IS TRYING TO BEAT DISCORD AGAIN!

We need to take it down, one sarcastic comment at a time!

Jan 16, 2022, 8:20 AM

Attack the boss by clicking lol imagine using skype in 2022
:rage:

2 hits — 119/200 HP

[brittle cobalt]

Idhi tap chey

[foggy nacelle]

Entraa

[brittle cobalt]

Ala

[neat mica]

Results for 'Skype is trying to beat Discord again!' event

MBG NAVADEEP earned ⏣ 4,111 and 1 Cell Phone
Ꭰʜʀᴜᴠᴀ !! gained ⏣ 3,913 and 1 Fresh Bread

[foggy nacelle]

Lol imagine using skype in 2022

[brittle cobalt]

Bread vachindi😂

Jam techu

😅

[foggy nacelle]

Evala morning adhe tiffin

[brittle cobalt]

Oh 😂

Pls inv @foggy nacelle

[neat mica]

Ꭰʜʀᴜᴠᴀ !!'s inventory

Owned Items

Anti-Rob Pack ─ 1
ID antirobpack ─ Item Pack

Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Fresh Bread ─ 1
ID bread ─ Sellable

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Seaweed ─ 1
ID seaweed ─ Sellable

Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[brittle cobalt]

Bread sell chey

Pls work

[neat mica]

@brittle cobalt What color was next to the word robber?

[foggy nacelle]

Pls sell bread

[neat mica]

Tip: One of the many perks for donors are steal-shields! Lose less coins when stolen from! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

Successful Fresh Bread sale

You successfully sold 1x Fresh Bread for ⏣ 1,875

Multi Bonus: +275% (⏣ 1,375)

[foggy nacelle]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@foggy nacelle You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[foggy nacelle]

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

Page 1 of 6

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't select a color.
You were given ⏣ 6,667 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Robber

[foggy nacelle]

@brittle cobalt elaa

[brittle cobalt]

@foggy nacelle pls work house wife😂

Cheu

[foggy nacelle]

Pls work fast food cook

[neat mica]

@foggy nacelle Congratulations, you are now working as a Fast Food Cook!
You're required to work at least 1 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 11,111 per hour.

[brittle cobalt]

[foggy nacelle]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@foggy nacelle What color was next to the word patty?

[brittle cobalt]

Petu

Eh colour

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't select a color.
You were given ⏣ 3,704 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Fast Food Cook

[brittle cobalt]

Pls search

[foggy nacelle]

Entraa idi

[neat mica]

Where do you want to search?
Pick an option below to start searching that location!

[foggy nacelle]

Pls search

[neat mica]

Search Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a place from the list to search in, and you have a chance to win coins and some fun items! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die! Rewards are specific to the location, so some have different risks/rewards!

[neat mica]

Where do you want to search?
Pick an option below to start searching that location!

[brittle cobalt]

Van

[foggy nacelle]

Interaction failed anta raa

😑

[brittle cobalt]

Same adhe problem

Indaka nunchi

😑

[foggy nacelle]

Hatt😑

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 939,801
Bank: ⏣ 436,156 / 444,196 (98.2%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 8:24 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♣ Q ♥ 9
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ Q ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[foggy nacelle]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Your pet misses you! Use 'pls pet' to check on them! Don't take care of them for too long and they'll run away :(

Ꭰʜʀᴜᴠᴀ !!'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,481,715
Bank: ⏣ 34,768 / 41,008 (84.8%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 8:25 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,357,749
Bank: ⏣ 436,156 / 444,196 (98.2%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 8:25 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 8,040

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 1,349,709

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 444,196

[foggy nacelle]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@foggy nacelle You need to wait 57m and 36s until you can work again!

Tip: Commands like 'pls search' or 'pls hunt' are great for earning extra cash! But be careful, there's a small chance you could die.

[brittle cobalt]

Pls buy bank note 10

[neat mica]

There isn't anything left in this hour's stock, sad.
You should do pls partners to join a partner server to trade for these items.

[foggy nacelle]

Pls huny

[brittle cobalt]

Pls partners

[neat mica]

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[foggy nacelle]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

[jade monolith]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

-TEJU👻's blackjack game

-TEJU👻 (Player)

Cards - ♣ 10 ♣ 8
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ Q ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

Pls hunt

[brittle cobalt]

@jade monolith

[jade monolith]

bj pani cheyatledu 😂

[brittle cobalt]

Yea 😑😑

Pls bet 100000

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's gambling game

Tie! You lost nothing!

You have ⏣ 1,349,709.

MBG NAVADEEP

Rolled 8

Dank Memer

Rolled 8

[jade monolith]

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bet 50000

[jade monolith]

Pls b

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's winning gambling game

You won ⏣ 66,589

Percent Won: 133%
New Balance: ⏣ 1,416,298

MBG NAVADEEP

Rolled 11

Dank Memer

Rolled 10

[brittle cobalt]

Uff

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU👻's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,382,737 / 2,840,705 (48.7%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 8:28 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls with all

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 1,382,737

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 1,382,737

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 0

[jade monolith]

Pls bet 1m

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You can't bet more than ⏣ 250,000 at once, sorry not sorry

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[brittle cobalt]

Pls buy banknote 5

[neat mica]

There isn't anything left in this hour's stock, sad.
You should do pls partners to join a partner server to trade for these items.

[jade monolith]

Pls bet 250k

[neat mica]

-TEJU👻's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 250,000

New Balance: ⏣ 1,132,737

-TEJU👻

Rolled 2

Dank Memer

Rolled 7

[brittle cobalt]

Papa eyy😂😂

[jade monolith]

Pls bj 250k

[neat mica]

-TEJU👻's blackjack game

-TEJU👻 (Player)

Cards - ♠ J ♥ J
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 9 ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

[jade monolith]

Abey

Pls bet 250k

[neat mica]

-TEJU👻's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 250,000

New Balance: ⏣ 1,272,357

-TEJU👻

Rolled 2

Dank Memer

Rolled 7

[jade monolith]

Pls bet 250k

[neat mica]

Slow it down bud

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 8s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[jade monolith]

Pls bet 250k

[neat mica]

-TEJU👻's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 250,000

New Balance: ⏣ 1,022,357

-TEJU👻

Rolled 3

Dank Memer

Rolled 9

[jade monolith]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 1,022,357

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 1,022,357

[jade monolith]

Pls Use 2daily box

[neat mica]

Action Confirmed

Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.

Do you still want to use this item?

Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.

[jade monolith]

@undone void

[neat mica]

You pull out a bit of old, dirty sand from your pocket and blow it right into Chitti's face.
Chitti has been blinded and they can't steal from anybody for another 30 minutes.
You have 28x Box of Sand left.

[jade monolith]

Pls use 2 dailybox

[neat mica]

-TEJU👻's Loot Haul!

⏣ 20,315
x25 - Pink Phallic Object

1x Daily Box opened

[foggy nacelle]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@foggy nacelle You need to wait 37m and 41s until you can work again!

[foggy nacelle]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

[foggy nacelle]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ant !

[foggy nacelle]

@brittle cobalt

[novel field]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

@novel field You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG ROYAL's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
14 hours, 20 minutes and 46 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[novel field]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG ROYAL's blackjack game

MBG ROYAL (Player)

Cards - ♥ 2 ♦ 4
Total - 6

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 2 ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

[novel field]

Pls daily

[winter aurora]

Pls rob @jade monolith

[dapper epoch]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD

[stoic cloud]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@stoic cloud You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

VSK_PANTHER乛ᵇᵒˡᵗ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 556,127 / 1,881,401 (29.6%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 10:36 AM

[stoic cloud]

Pls with 200000

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 200,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 200,000

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 356,127

[stoic cloud]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

VSK_PANTHER乛ᵇᵒˡᵗ's blackjack game

VSK_PANTHER乛ᵇᵒˡᵗ (Player)

Cards - ♥ 8 ♦ 10
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ Q ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

[stoic cloud]

Pls bal

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: An apple a day can keep the loot goblins away! Eating an apple will prevent you from losing items when you die for the next 24 hours!

@stoic cloud You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

VSK_PANTHER乛ᵇᵒˡᵗ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 356,127 / 1,882,601 (18.9%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 10:38 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,416,298
Bank: ⏣ 444,196 / 444,676 (99.9%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 10:50 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♠ J ♠ Q
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 3 ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

[brittle cobalt]

Stand

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,886,708
Bank: ⏣ 444,196 / 445,156 (99.8%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 10:50 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls with all

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 444,196

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 2,330,904

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 0

[brittle cobalt]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 445,156

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 1,885,748

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 445,156

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,885,748
Bank: ⏣ 445,156 / 445,156 (100.0%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 10:52 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bet max

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 250,000

New Balance: ⏣ 1,635,748

MBG NAVADEEP

Rolled 4

Dank Memer

Rolled 5

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bet 150000

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 150,000

New Balance: ⏣ 1,485,748

MBG NAVADEEP

Rolled 1

Dank Memer

Rolled 2

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bet max

[neat mica]

Too spicy, take a breather

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 8s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

** You didn't respond in time. **
The dealer is keeping your money to deal with your bullcrap.

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♠ 4 ♦ A ♦ 9
Total - 14

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ J ♦ Q
Total - 20

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,235,748
Bank: ⏣ 445,156 / 446,836 (99.6%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 11:00 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bet max

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's winning gambling game

You won ⏣ 318,642

Percent Won: 127%
New Balance: ⏣ 1,554,390

MBG NAVADEEP

Rolled 8

Dank Memer

Rolled 6

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's blackjack game

** You didn't respond in time. **
The dealer is keeping your money to deal with your bullcrap.

MBG NAVADEEP (Player)

Cards - ♣ 3 ♦ 10 ♥ 4
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 8 ♠ J
Total - 18

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,304,390
Bank: ⏣ 445,156 / 447,316 (99.5%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 11:01 AM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bet max

[neat mica]

MBG NAVADEEP's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 250,000

New Balance: ⏣ 1,054,390

MBG NAVADEEP

Rolled 10

Dank Memer

Rolled 12

[brittle cobalt]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

Fidget Spinner (0) — ⏣ 25,000— 5,000/5,000 in stock
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!

Fishing Pole (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!

Hunting Rifle (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!

Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up

Life Saver (0) — ⏣ 30,000— 4,987/5,000 in stock
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 3 of 6

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU👻's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 20,315
Bank: ⏣ 1,022,357 / 2,841,905 (36.0%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 11:31 AM

[stoic cloud]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@stoic cloud You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

VSK_PANTHER乛ᵇᵒˡᵗ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 356,127 / 1,882,601 (18.9%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 12:03 PM

[stoic cloud]

Pls with all

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 356,127

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 356,127

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 0

[stoic cloud]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

You can't bet more than 250,000 coins at once, sorry not sorry

[stoic cloud]

Pls bj 250000

[neat mica]

VSK_PANTHER乛ᵇᵒˡᵗ's blackjack game

VSK_PANTHER乛ᵇᵒˡᵗ (Player)

Cards - ♠ 4 ♥ 3
Total - 7

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 3 ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

[stoic cloud]

Pls dep max

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@stoic cloud You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

VSK_PANTHER乛ᵇᵒˡᵗ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 489,325
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 1,882,601 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 12:04 PM

[stoic cloud]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

Deposited

⏣ 489,325

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 489,325

[stoic cloud]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@stoic cloud You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

VSK_PANTHER乛ᵇᵒˡᵗ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 489,325 / 1,882,601 (26.0%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 12:05 PM

[brittle cobalt]

Pls bal

@neat mica

[foggy nacelle]

Pls bal

Bot fasak

[brittle cobalt]

@foggy nacelle bot not working le

[foggy nacelle]

[brittle cobalt]

[foggy nacelle]

Going out

[brittle cobalt]

Hm bye

[foggy nacelle]

[jade monolith]

pls bal

[jade monolith]

Pls b

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU👻's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 20,315
Bank: ⏣ 1,022,357 / 2,841,905 (36.0%)

😏 · Jan 16, 2022, 3:16 PM

[jade monolith]

Pls use dailybox

[neat mica]

-TEJU👻's Loot Haul!

⏣ 78,597
x1 - Robbers Wishlist

1x Daily Box opened

[jade monolith]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

-TEJU👻's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 98,912. You now have 0.
You lost 49% of the games.

-TEJU👻 (Player)

Cards - ♠ 2 ♦ 7 ♣ 2 ♦ 5 ♣ 7
Total - 23

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ Q ♥ 9
Total - 19

[jade monolith]

Pls with all

[neat mica]

Withdrawn

⏣ 1,022,357

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 1,022,357

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 0