🏝️〢dank-memer

[neat mica]

@coarse saddle You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG ARAVIND 🤍's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,989,400
Bank: ⏣ 5,600 / 5,600 (100.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:14 AM

[coarse saddle]

Pls bj 25000

[neat mica]

MBG ARAVIND 🤍's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 25,000. You now have 1,964,400.
You lost 100% of the games.

MBG ARAVIND 🤍 (Player)

Cards - ♦ 7 ♥ 3 ♦ 5 ♠ 9
Total - 24

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 7 ♥ 4
Total - 11

[strong linden]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

⏣ 240 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 240.

[coarse saddle]

Pls cf all

[strong linden]

Pls help

[neat mica]

Our Patreon Perks have had a lot of goodies added!

achievements
View your achievements progress
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
buy
Buy currency items from the shop!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 7

[strong linden]

Pls badges

[neat mica]

Badges

Badges are hard to achieve goals that reward you with a neat thing to display on your profile.
You can earn badges in lots of different parts of the bot if you try hard enough!

Badges Progress

Collector
Earned for completing all bundles. This is the hardest badge to achieve.
0%

Professional Beggar
Earned for begging 20,000 times.
0%

Professional Searcher
Earned for searching 20,000 times.
0%

Professional Criminalist
Earned for committing a crime 20,000 times.
0%

Professional Memer
Earned for posting a meme 15,000 times.
0%

Professional Hunter
Earned for catching 200 dragons.
0%

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[strong linden]

Pls achievements

[neat mica]

Achievements

Achievements are a way you can earn rewards for completing objectives in the bot.
Some of these are able to be obtained within a day of play, some could take a LONG time for newer players and veterans alike.
Go start earning some rewards!

Achievements Progress

Craft an item!
Reward: ⏣ 25,000
Reward: 1x Duct Tape
0%

Craft 25 items!
Reward: ⏣ 250,000
Reward: 8x Duct Tape
0%

Craft 250 items!
Reward: ⏣ 5,500,000
Reward: 25x Duct Tape
Reward: 'Crafter' title
0%

Share a million coins!
Reward: 5x Coin Bomb
0%

Work 12 hours in one day!
Reward: ⏣ 500,000
0%

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[coarse saddle]

Pls bj 25000

[neat mica]

MBG ARAVIND 🤍's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (20) than the dealer (18)
You won ⏣ 20,901. You now have ⏣ 1,985,301.
You won 0% of the games.

MBG ARAVIND 🤍 (Player)

Cards - ♥ 4 ♦ Q ♦ 6
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 8 ♦ Q
Total - 18

[jade monolith]

pls search

[neat mica]

-TEJU searched the bank

You found ⏣ 3,785, DID YOU JUST ROB THAT BANK WTF

Multi Bonus: +333% (⏣ 2,911)

[jade monolith]

pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You need to wait 18m and 13s until you can work again!

Tip: Wanted to rob someone but their money is deposited? Gather a few people, and run the pls bankrob command.

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[coarse saddle]

Pls search

[neat mica]

Search Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a place from the list to search in, and you have a chance to win coins and some fun items! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die! Rewards are specific to the location, so some have different risks/rewards!

[neat mica]

MBG ARAVIND 🤍 searched the laundromat

You found ⏣ 761, now you can do some laundry!
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Tidepod!

Multi Bonus: +288% (⏣ 565)

[jade monolith]

pls bankrob

[coarse saddle]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work Command

This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!

@coarse saddle You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

@coarse saddle You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[strong linden]

@jade monolith mic on

[coarse saddle]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@coarse saddle You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG ARAVIND 🤍's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,986,062
Bank: ⏣ 5,600 / 6,440 (87.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:15 AM

[coarse saddle]

Pls dep all

[jade monolith]

5min

[neat mica]

⏣ 840 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 6,440.

[coarse saddle]

Pls bj all

[jade monolith]

pls bal

[neat mica]

You can't bet more than 250,000 coins at once, sorry not sorry

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 728,479
Bank: ⏣ 109,160 / 112,520 (97.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:15 AM

[strong linden]

Ala

[jade monolith]

pls bj 250k

[neat mica]

-TEJU's blackjack game

You win! You got to 21.
You won ⏣ 358,230. You now have ⏣ 1,086,709.
You won 29% of the games.

-TEJU (Player)

Cards - ♣ 6 ♣ 5 ♠ K
Total - 21

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 9 ♦ 2
Total - 11

[coarse saddle]

Pls bj 250000

[neat mica]

MBG ARAVIND 🤍's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 471,981. You now have ⏣ 2,457,203.
You won 33% of the games.

MBG ARAVIND 🤍 (Player)

Cards - ♠ 8 ♠ K
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ K ♦ 5 ♥ J
Total - 25

[strong linden]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work Command

This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!

@strong linden You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[jade monolith]

pls worklist

[coarse saddle]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD

[strong linden]

Pls worklist

[coarse saddle]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@coarse saddle You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG ARAVIND 🤍's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,457,203
Bank: ⏣ 6,440 / 6,440 (100.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:16 AM

[strong linden]

Al @neat mica

[jade monolith]

pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

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[coarse saddle]

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Ghost
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 45,000 per hour

Page 6 of 6

[strong linden]

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

YouTuber
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 16,000 per hour

Professional Hunter
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 17,000 per hour

Professional Fisherman
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 18,000 per hour

Bartender
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 19,000 per hour

Robber
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 20,000 per hour

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[jade monolith]

pls work babysitter

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You're already working as a House Wife. If you want to leave your current job to apply for a new one, use pls work resign

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[strong linden]

Pls work discord mod

[neat mica]

@strong linden Congratulations, you are now working as a Discord Mod!
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 10,000 per hour.

[strong linden]

Pls bal

[coarse saddle]

Pls work discord mod

[neat mica]

@coarse saddle Congratulations, you are now working as a Discord Mod!
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 10,000 per hour.

Tip: Running low on coins? Join some giveaway servers, pls partners!

@coarse saddle You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[jade monolith]

pls work cheyi

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You need to wait 15m and 30s until you can work again!

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[strong linden]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@strong linden What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you selected the wrong emoji.
You were given ⏣ 3,333 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[jade monolith]

aa emoji cheyi

[strong linden]

@jade monolith mic on

[jade monolith]

wait

pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[coarse saddle]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@coarse saddle What color was next to the word hammer?

[jade monolith]

pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks !

[strong linden]

@jade monolith fast

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 3,333 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[jade monolith]

m

[strong linden]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

Hunt Command

This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a hunting rifle from the shop with the buy command then then you can go hunting! There is also a chance to lose or even die if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger animals!

[neat mica]

You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands... I hope.

[coarse saddle]

Pls bj 25000

[jade monolith]

pls inv

[neat mica]

MBG ARAVIND 🤍's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 38,230. You now have ⏣ 2,498,766.
You won 50% of the games.

MBG ARAVIND 🤍 (Player)

Cards - ♦ 7 ♥ 3 ♥ K
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 4 ♠ 8 ♦ 3 ♥ Q
Total - 25

-TEJU's inventory

Owned Items

Fresh Bread ─ 1
ID bread ─ Sellable

Daily Box ─ 1
ID daily ─ Loot Box

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Junk ─ 2
ID junk ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 3

[strong linden]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

Dig Command

This command is used to grind for random items.
You have chance to dig DEEP into the dirt and find some really cool stuff! Sometimes you will encounter a mini-game that could have negative effects if lost but great rewards if won!

[neat mica]

You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.

[jade monolith]

pls use dailybox

[neat mica]

-TEJU's Loot Haul!

⏣ 10,103
x1 - Shredded Cheese

1x Daily Box opened

[coarse saddle]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@coarse saddle You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG ARAVIND 🤍's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,498,766
Bank: ⏣ 6,440 / 7,040 (91.5%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:19 AM

[strong linden]

Pls dep

[neat mica]

@strong linden what are you depositing, idiot

[jade monolith]

inv cheyi

[coarse saddle]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

⏣ 600 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 7,040.

[jade monolith]

pld vote

[strong linden]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

⏣ 840 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,080.

[jade monolith]

pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[strong linden]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[jade monolith]

[coarse saddle]

Pls BJ all

[neat mica]

You can't bet more than 250,000 coins at once, sorry not sorry

[coarse saddle]

Pls bj 250000

[neat mica]

MBG ARAVIND 🤍's blackjack game

** You ended the game.**
The dealer is keeping your money to deal with your bullcrap.

MBG ARAVIND 🤍 (Player)

Cards - ♠ 5 ♦ 9
Total - 14

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 8 ♠ 8
Total - 16

[jade monolith]

@strong linden@coarse saddle pls use newplayerbox cheyi

[strong linden]

Ala

[jade monolith]

pls use newplayer box

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[strong linden]

Pls use newplayer

[neat mica]

Using Items

Using items is a key part of playing with Dank Memer.

This command is how you use things that are able to be used within the bot. As an example: pls use banknote 5 will open 5 bank notes. pls use god will open a single god box.
Obviously you have to OWN an item to use it, and not ALL items are usable.
Some items are turned into "active" items upon use, which you can see in your profile view called "active items". These last for a certain amount of time and expire, and an example would be an apple. Others are "consumed" upon use instantly, and an example would be a banknote.

[coarse saddle]

Pls use new player box

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

[neat mica]

Using Items

Using items is a key part of playing with Dank Memer.

This command is how you use things that are able to be used within the bot. As an example: pls use banknote 5 will open 5 bank notes. pls use god will open a single god box.
Obviously you have to OWN an item to use it, and not ALL items are usable.
Some items are turned into "active" items upon use, which you can see in your profile view called "active items". These last for a certain amount of time and expire, and an example would be an apple. Others are "consumed" upon use instantly, and an example would be a banknote.

MBG ARAVIND 🤍's Pack Contents!

x1 - Meme Box
x1 - Life Saver
x1 - Fishing Pole
x1 - Laptop
x1 - Cell Phone
x1 - Hunting Rifle
x1 - Shovel

[strong linden]

Pls use new player box

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

[coarse saddle]

Pls use new player box

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

@coarse saddle You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[jade monolith]

pls use meme box@coarse saddle

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[jade monolith]

pls inv

[neat mica]

-TEJU's inventory

Owned Items

Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool

Skunk ─ 2
ID skunk ─ Sellable

Snowflake ─ 5
ID snowflake ─ Collectable

Literally a Tree ─ 1
ID tree ─ Sellable

Robbers Wishlist ─ 1
ID wishlist ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 3 of 3

[strong linden]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

Inventory Command

This command is used to show you what items you own!
It also shows the item type, which is important information to tell you what you can do with it.

Sellable - This is for selling to the shop with pls sell.
Collectable - This is to collect and flex on your friends!
Tool - This is either usable with pls use or used to unlock a command such as a fishing pole for pls fish.
Powerup - This is generally used to give you some sort of advantage while grinding!
Tradeable - This type of item is used to trade into the bot for other items!
Loot box - This is a lootbox to open and get a chance at some sweet rewards!
Item Pack - This is an item type only for newer players to get a head start in the game!

[coarse saddle]

pls use meme box

[neat mica]

* ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ's inventory

Owned Items

Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Power-up

Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item

MBG ARAVIND 🤍's Loot Haul!

⏣ 632,598
x3 - Box of Sand

1x Meme Box opened

[strong linden]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

* ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,032,472
Bank: ⏣ 1,080 / 1,080 (100.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:21 AM

[coarse saddle]

Pls bj 250000

[neat mica]

MBG ARAVIND 🤍's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (14) than the dealer (18)
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 2,630,764.
You lost 50% of the games.

MBG ARAVIND 🤍 (Player)

Cards - ♥ 7 ♦ 3 ♦ 4
Total - 14

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 9 ♦ 4 ♥ 5
Total - 18

[jade monolith]

pls use meme box

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[strong linden]

Pls use meme box

[neat mica]

* ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ's Loot Haul!

⏣ 440,162
x2 - Hunting Rifle

1x Meme Box opened

[coarse saddle]

Pls give @strong linden 100000

[neat mica]

Share Command

With this command, you can share coins to other users. It will be taxed however!

@coarse saddle You gave * ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ ⏣ 100,000 (and paid ⏣ 5,000 tax), now you have ⏣ 2,525,764 and they've got ⏣ 2,572,634

Tip: You can win all types of crazy items from lootboxes, even pink phallic- wait... https://dankmemer.lol/loot

@coarse saddle You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[jade monolith]

pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,096,812
Bank: ⏣ 109,160 / 113,600 (96.1%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:22 AM

[jade monolith]

pls bj 96k

[neat mica]

-TEJU's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (17) than the dealer (19)
You lost ⏣ 96,000. You now have 1,000,812.
You lost 62% of the games.

-TEJU (Player)

Cards - ♦ 7 ♠ 10
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 9 ♥ Q
Total - 19

[strong linden]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

* ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,572,634
Bank: ⏣ 1,080 / 1,080 (100.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:22 AM

[coarse saddle]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Running low on coins? Join some giveaway servers, pls partners!

@coarse saddle You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG ARAVIND 🤍's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,525,764
Bank: ⏣ 7,040 / 7,520 (93.6%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:22 AM

[coarse saddle]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

⏣ 480 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 7,520.

[jade monolith]

vote cheyandhi 12 banknote vasthaye

pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Command

This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 41m)
Box of Sand ─ ⏣ 4,400 (12% OFF!)
Throw a box of sand in someone's eyes to prevent them from robbing anyone for 30 minutes.

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (1) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 1 of 6

[strong linden]

@jade monolith mic on raa

[coarse saddle]

Pls bj 250000

[neat mica]

MBG ARAVIND 🤍's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (14) than the dealer (19)
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 2,275,284.
You lost 57% of the games.

MBG ARAVIND 🤍 (Player)

Cards - ♣ 8 ♦ 5 ♠ A
Total - 14

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 2 ♥ 7 ♠ 10
Total - 19

[jade monolith]

pls buy grindpack

[neat mica]

Buy Command

This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable. There is usually an item for sale too!

[neat mica]

Successful Grind Pack purchase

@jade monolith bought 1 Grind Pack and paid ⏣ 1,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[strong linden]

@jade monolith how to sent money

[jade monolith]

mom undhi

[coarse saddle]

Pls bj 250000

[jade monolith]

pls give @jade monolith all

[neat mica]

MBG ARAVIND 🤍's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 314,752. You now have ⏣ 2,590,036.
You won 38% of the games.

MBG ARAVIND 🤍 (Player)

Cards - ♥ 5 ♦ A
Total - 16

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 4 ♣ 9 ♠ A ♥ 10
Total - 24

[neat mica]

Share Command

With this command, you can share coins to other users. It will be taxed however!

@jade monolith yeah you're a bit of an idiot, you can't share coins to yourself

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[coarse saddle]

Pls give @strong linden all

[neat mica]

Action Confirmed

Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 2,460,534 (and pay ⏣ 129,502 tax) to @strong linden?

@coarse saddle You gave * ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ ⏣ 2,460,534 (and paid ⏣ 129,502 tax), now you have ⏣ 0 and they've got ⏣ 5,033,168

@coarse saddle You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[jade monolith]

pls use grindpack

[neat mica]

-TEJU's Pack Contents!

x1 - Lucky Horseshoe
x1 - Life Saver
x1 - Fidget Spinner
x1 - Tidepod

[jade monolith]

[coarse saddle]

Pls bal

[strong linden]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@coarse saddle

✨ NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!✨

Share a million coins!
Reward: 5x Coin Bomb

* ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,033,168
Bank: ⏣ 1,080 / 1,080 (100.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:23 AM

@coarse saddle You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG ARAVIND 🤍's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 7,520 / 7,520 (100.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:23 AM

[coarse saddle]

[jade monolith]

@hazy oasis@vocal terrace

[coarse saddle]

Pls with all

[neat mica]

Withdraw Command

This command allows you to withdraw money from the bank into your pocket! Check your balance with pls balance.

@coarse saddle ⏣ 7,520 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.

@coarse saddle You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[coarse saddle]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG ARAVIND 🤍's blackjack game

You tied. You tied with the dealer.
Your wallet hasn't changed! You have ⏣ 7,520 still.

MBG ARAVIND 🤍 (Player)

Cards - ♥ 10 ♦ 9
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 9 ♥ 2 ♦ 8
Total - 19

[coarse saddle]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

Slow it down bud

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[jade monolith]

pls bj 200k

[neat mica]

-TEJU's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 200,000. You now have 799,812.
You lost 67% of the games.

-TEJU (Player)

Cards - ♣ 4 ♥ J ♦ K
Total - 24

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 2 ♥ 10
Total - 12

[coarse saddle]

Pls buy chi

[neat mica]

Buy Command

This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable. There is usually an item for sale too!

[neat mica]

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

[vocal terrace]

Pls bl

[jade monolith]

pls bj 99k

[neat mica]

-TEJU's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 116,937. You now have ⏣ 916,749.
You won 30% of the games.

-TEJU (Player)

Cards - ♠ 9 ♦ 3 ♣ 7
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 10 ♥ 5 ♣ A ♠ 9
Total - 25

[coarse saddle]

Pls cf all

[noble escarp]

kiss@coarse saddle

kiss @coarse saddle

[coarse saddle]

[jade monolith]

edi dank

[coarse saddle]

Owo kadu

[noble escarp]

plz bal

[jade monolith]

@cursive lotus@elfin crypt

[vocal terrace]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Welcome to Dank Memer, Lahari!
There's a ton to do with our bot, with our most popular features being seeing hot memes, making memes, and playing a memey currency game! We even just gave you a new player kit to open in our currency system, open it with pls use newplayerpack!

To get started in the currency system with commands, try out pls search, pls beg, and pls daily. After that, go and buy your first pet with pls pet!
Some of our other popular commands are things such as pls meme to see some memes, or pls magik to see your avatar all magik-y!

To learn more, visit our website (https://dankmemer.lol) or our support server (discord.gg/meme)! You can see all our commands with pls help!

[neat mica]

Congrats @vocal terrace on unlocking the 2021 badge!
You unlocked this for using the bot within the last few days of 2021!

[neat mica]

@vocal terrace

✨ NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!✨

Obtain a badge!
Reward: ⏣ 2,000,000

[noble escarp]

ssryyyy

[neat mica]

Balance Command

This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)

@vocal terrace You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Lahari's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,005,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:25 AM

[grand pivot]

Plz shop

[noble escarp]

plz bal

[strong linden]

Hi

[grand pivot]

Plz bal

[noble escarp]

plz bal

pls bal

[neat mica]

Congrats @noble escarp on unlocking the 2021 badge!
You unlocked this for using the bot within the last few days of 2021!

[neat mica]

@noble escarp

✨ NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!✨

Obtain a badge!
Reward: ⏣ 2,000,000

[neat mica]

Balance Command

This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)

Tip: Buying a Cell Phone from the shop can yield all kinds of possibilities, including calling in sick for work and stopping bank robbers!

@noble escarp You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

J O S E P H 🤍✨'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,005,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:26 AM

[grand pivot]

plz bal

[blissful obsidian]

[vocal terrace]

Pls give @strong linden all

[neat mica]

Share Command

With this command, you can share coins to other users. It will be taxed however!

[neat mica]

Action Confirmed

Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 1,904,750 (and pay ⏣ 100,250 tax) to @strong linden?

@vocal terrace You gave * ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ ⏣ 1,904,750 (and paid ⏣ 100,250 tax), now you have ⏣ 0 and they've got ⏣ 6,937,918

@vocal terrace You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[grand pivot]

plz bal

[strong linden]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

* ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 6,937,918
Bank: ⏣ 1,080 / 1,080 (100.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:27 AM

[grand pivot]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Congrats @grand pivot on unlocking the 2021 badge!
You unlocked this for using the bot within the last few days of 2021!

[neat mica]

@grand pivot

✨ NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!✨

Obtain a badge!
Reward: ⏣ 2,000,000

@grand pivot You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

VSK GANGSTER's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,003,285
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:27 AM

[noble escarp]

Pls give @strong linden all

[neat mica]

Share Command

With this command, you can share coins to other users. It will be taxed however!

[neat mica]

Timed Out

Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 1,904,750 (and pay ⏣ 100,250 tax) to @strong linden?

[neat mica]

Canceling this transaction.

[blissful obsidian]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Congrats @blissful obsidian on unlocking the 2021 badge!
You unlocked this for using the bot within the last few days of 2021!

[neat mica]

@blissful obsidian

✨ NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!✨

Obtain a badge!
Reward: ⏣ 2,000,000

@blissful obsidian You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

- A K H I L 🤍's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,005,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:27 AM

[noble escarp]

Pls give @bright niche all

[neat mica]

Action Confirmed

Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 1,904,750 (and pay ⏣ 100,250 tax) to @bright niche?

@noble escarp You gave ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ ⏣ 1,904,750 (and paid ⏣ 100,250 tax), now you have ⏣ 0 and they've got ⏣ 3,809,500

@noble escarp You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[blissful obsidian]

Pls give @strong linden all

[neat mica]

Share Command

With this command, you can share coins to other users. It will be taxed however!

[neat mica]

Action Confirmed

Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 1,904,750 (and pay ⏣ 100,250 tax) to @strong linden?

[strong linden]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Use pls work info for your job statistics!

* ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 6,937,918
Bank: ⏣ 1,080 / 1,080 (100.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:28 AM

@blissful obsidian You gave * ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ ⏣ 1,904,750 (and paid ⏣ 100,250 tax), now you have ⏣ 0 and they've got ⏣ 8,842,668

@blissful obsidian You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[strong linden]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: pls profile will show you general information on yourself and other people, including active items and some fun stats!

* ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 8,842,668
Bank: ⏣ 1,080 / 1,080 (100.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:28 AM

This event has expired.

ORNAMENTS ARE DROPPING FROM THE SKY!

As santa passes by and accidentally drops some ornaments, quickly grab one!

Dec 31, 2021, 11:28 AM

SNOW!!!

* ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ answered first!

[neat mica]

Results for 'Ornaments are Dropping From the Sky!' event

* ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ snagged ⏣ 650 and 1 Ornament

[grand pivot]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@grand pivot You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

VSK GANGSTER's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,903,121
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:29 AM

[hazy oasis]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Congrats @hazy oasis on unlocking the 2021 badge!
You unlocked this for using the bot within the last few days of 2021!

[neat mica]

@hazy oasis

✨ NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!✨

Obtain a badge!
Reward: ⏣ 2,000,000

[neat mica]

Balance Command

This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)

@hazy oasis You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MR · BUNNY's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,005,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:29 AM

[strong linden]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

* ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 8,843,318
Bank: ⏣ 1,080 / 1,080 (100.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:31 AM

[jade monolith]

[hazy oasis]

Pls give @strong linden all

[neat mica]

Share Command

With this command, you can share coins to other users. It will be taxed however!

[neat mica]

Action Confirmed

Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 1,904,750 (and pay ⏣ 100,250 tax) to @strong linden?

@hazy oasis You gave * ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ ⏣ 1,904,750 (and paid ⏣ 100,250 tax), now you have ⏣ 0 and they've got ⏣ 10,748,068

@hazy oasis You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[grand pivot]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Command

This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 32m)
Box of Sand ─ ⏣ 4,400 (12% OFF!)
Throw a box of sand in someone's eyes to prevent them from robbing anyone for 30 minutes.

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 1 of 6

[strong linden]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

* ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 10,748,068
Bank: ⏣ 1,080 / 1,080 (100.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:31 AM

[jade monolith]

@hazy oasis

[dapper epoch]

pls work

[neat mica]

@dapper epoch Click the buttons in correct order!

[jade monolith]

spam

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,062 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[coarse saddle]

Pls rob @strong linden

[grand pivot]

Pls rob @strong linden

[dapper epoch]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 360 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 54,480.

[jade monolith]

😂 avadhu

[dapper epoch]

pls bet 20000

[neat mica]

MBG • VTN's winning gambling game

You won ⏣ 3,416

Percent Won: 17%
New Balance: ⏣ 39,180

MBG • VTN

Rolled 9

Dank Memer

Rolled 3

[strong linden]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD

[dapper epoch]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 240 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 54,720.

[jade monolith]

pls bj 40k

[neat mica]

-TEJU's blackjack game

You tied. You tied with the dealer.
Your wallet hasn't changed! You have ⏣ 1,171,418 still.

-TEJU (Player)

Cards - ♠ 10 ♥ J
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ J ♣ 10
Total - 20

[coarse saddle]

Pls @strong linden Rob

[strong linden]

@jade monolith rob alA

[jade monolith]

avadhu

[grand pivot]

pls bj all

[neat mica]

Blackjack Command

A fan favorite gambling command, play blackjack against the dealer to win some money!
If you are new to blackjack, you should learn how to play first! Our game is not a standard game, as we're missing some key components such as doubling down and splitting, but we've made it as simple as possible to learn!

[neat mica]

You can't bet more than 250,000 coins at once, sorry not sorry

[jade monolith]

ee server lo avdhu

pls use bbe

[neat mica]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[grand pivot]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposit Command

Deposit is used to move money from your pocket to your bank account. You can check your balance with the balance command. You cannot deposit more than your max bank space.

[neat mica]

⏣ 5,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,000.

[strong linden]

Pls use bbe

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

[grand pivot]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@grand pivot You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

VSK GANGSTER's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 694,921
Bank: ⏣ 5,000 / 5,000 (100.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:33 AM

[jade monolith]

3rd position bigili

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 100000

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (20) than the dealer (17)
You won ⏣ 112,829. You now have ⏣ 807,750.
You won -% of the games.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♠ Q ♥ 10
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 8 ♠ 9
Total - 17

[jade monolith]

4 also bigli

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 200000

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

** You ended the game.**
The dealer is keeping your money to deal with your bullcrap.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♠ J ♣ 10
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 10 ♣ 6
Total - 16

[jade monolith]

pls bj 240k

[neat mica]

-TEJU's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (15) than the dealer (20)
You lost ⏣ 240,000. You now have 931,418.
You lost 58% of the games.

-TEJU (Player)

Cards - ♥ K ♥ 5
Total - 15

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 7 ♣ 6 ♥ 7
Total - 20

[jade monolith]

pls bj 250k

[neat mica]

Take a chill pill

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[jade monolith]

pls bj 250k

[neat mica]

-TEJU's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (20) than the dealer (17)
You won ⏣ 165,058. You now have ⏣ 1,096,476.
You won 38% of the games.

-TEJU (Player)

Cards - ♦ 8 ♦ 4 ♠ 8
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 6 ♣ J ♠ A
Total - 17

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 100000

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You lost ): The dealer got to 21 before you.
You lost ⏣ 100,000. You now have 507,750.
You lost 50% of the games.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♥ J ♥ 3
Total - 13

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 8 ♥ 2 ♠ A
Total - 21

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 50000

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

** You ended the game.**
The dealer is keeping your money to deal with your bullcrap.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♣ 7 ♥ 10
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 2 ♦ A
Total - 13

[strong linden]

@jade monolith free ga unta ping me

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 50000

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

** You ended the game.**
The dealer is keeping your money to deal with your bullcrap.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♠ 7 ♣ 2
Total - 9

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 6 ♣ 7
Total - 13

[jade monolith]

k here aa

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 50000

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

** You ended the game.**
The dealer is keeping your money to deal with your bullcrap.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♥ 2 ♣ 4
Total - 6

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 6 ♣ 5
Total - 11

[jade monolith]

pls bj 250k

[neat mica]

-TEJU's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (16) than the dealer (19)
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 846,476.
You lost 57% of the games.

-TEJU (Player)

Cards - ♥ A ♠ 2 ♦ 3
Total - 16

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ K ♦ 9
Total - 19

[strong linden]

Mpg general chat

[neat mica]

This event has expired.

THE SHOP SALE JUST STARTED!

Let's see how big your knowledge is!

Dec 31, 2021, 11:35 AM

What is the cost of this item?

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 50000

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

** You ended the game.**
The dealer is keeping your money to deal with your bullcrap.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♠ 10 ♥ 8
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ Q ♣ K
Total - 20

[torn ridge]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

Congrats @torn ridge on unlocking the 2021 badge!
You unlocked this for using the bot within the last few days of 2021!

[neat mica]

@torn ridge

✨ NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!✨

Obtain a badge!
Reward: ⏣ 2,000,000

[neat mica]

Blackjack Command

A fan favorite gambling command, play blackjack against the dealer to win some money!
If you are new to blackjack, you should learn how to play first! Our game is not a standard game, as we're missing some key components such as doubling down and splitting, but we've made it as simple as possible to learn!

[neat mica]

You can't bet more than 250,000 coins at once, sorry not sorry

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 500000

[neat mica]

You only have 307,750 coins, dont try and lie to me hoe.

Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs

[torn ridge]

Pls bj 250000

[neat mica]

- S P A R K's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (20) than the dealer (19)
You won ⏣ 479,661. You now have ⏣ 2,484,661.
You won -% of the games.

- S P A R K (Player)

Cards - ♥ J ♠ Q
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ K ♠ 6 ♥ 3
Total - 19

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 300000

[neat mica]

You can't bet more than 250,000 coins at once, sorry not sorry

[torn ridge]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposit Command

Deposit is used to move money from your pocket to your bank account. You can check your balance with the balance command. You cannot deposit more than your max bank space.

[neat mica]

⏣ 5,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,000.

[jade monolith]

pls bj 250k

[neat mica]

-TEJU's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (17) than the dealer (20)
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 596,476.
You lost 60% of the games.

-TEJU (Player)

Cards - ♣ 4 ♥ 8 ♥ 5
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 3 ♠ 7 ♣ Q
Total - 20

[torn ridge]

Pls cash

[jade monolith]

pls bj 250k

[neat mica]

Slow it down bud

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 200000

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

** You didn't respond in time. **
The dealer is keeping your money to deal with your bullcrap.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♦ A ♥ 2
Total - 13

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 6 ♠ 5
Total - 11

[jade monolith]

pls bj 250k

[hazy oasis]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

-TEJU's blackjack game

You win! You got to 21.
You won ⏣ 330,303. You now have ⏣ 926,779.
You won 38% of the games.

-TEJU (Player)

Cards - ♣ 8 ♠ 2 ♥ A
Total - 21

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 8 ♠ 6
Total - 14

[neat mica]

@hazy oasis

✨ NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!✨

Share a million coins!
Reward: 5x Coin Bomb

@hazy oasis You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MR · BUNNY's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:36 AM

[torn ridge]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Balance Command

This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)

@torn ridge You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

- S P A R K's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,479,661
Bank: ⏣ 5,000 / 5,000 (100.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:36 AM

[jade monolith]

pls inv

[neat mica]

-TEJU's inventory

Owned Items

Tidepod ─ 1
ID tidepod ─ Power-up

Literally a Tree ─ 1
ID tree ─ Sellable

Robbers Wishlist ─ 1
ID wishlist ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 4 of 4

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 20000

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You win! You got to 21.
You won ⏣ 31,443. You now have ⏣ 139,193.
You won 13% of the games.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♥ 8 ♦ 3 ♣ J
Total - 21

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 9 ♠ 8
Total - 17

[jade monolith]

pls sell

[neat mica]

Sell Command

Use this command to sell some of your items back to the bot. Different item types have different sale values. You can see what something could sell for with pls shop <item name>.

[neat mica]

Action Canceled

Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:

x1 Fresh Bread (⏣ 2,165)
x2 Junk (⏣ 1,732)
x1 Seaweed (⏣ 1,083)
x2 Skunk (⏣ 10,825)
x1 Literally a Tree (⏣ 4,330)

Total: ⏣ 20,135 (333% multi)

[jade monolith]

pls hunt

[neat mica]

Alright not doing that. Maybe mention a specific item to sell?

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[torn ridge]

Pls dep 247661

[neat mica]

You can only hold ⏣ 5,000 in your bank right now. To hold more, use currency commands and level up more. If you find a banknote item, use that for more space as well!

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 200000

[neat mica]

You only have 139,193 coins, dont try and lie to me hoe.

[jade monolith]

pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[torn ridge]

Pls bj 247661

[neat mica]

- S P A R K's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (16) than the dealer (20)
You lost ⏣ 247,661. You now have 2,232,000.
You lost 0% of the games.

- S P A R K (Player)

Cards - ♠ 9 ♥ 6 ♠ A
Total - 16

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ K ♠ J
Total - 20

[coarse saddle]

Pls steal @grand pivot

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 13900

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You tied. You tied with the dealer.
Your wallet hasn't changed! You have ⏣ 139,193 still.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♥ 9 ♥ 8
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 5 ♠ 7 ♦ 3 ♦ 2
Total - 17

[jade monolith]

vote cheyi banknote tho space vachidi

[coarse saddle]

Pls @grand pivot Steal

[grand pivot]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@grand pivot You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

VSK GANGSTER's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 139,193
Bank: ⏣ 5,000 / 7,400 (67.6%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:37 AM

[jade monolith]

pls search

[neat mica]

-TEJU searched the laundromat

You found ⏣ 1,122, now you can do some laundry!
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Tidepod!

Multi Bonus: +333% (⏣ 863)

[torn ridge]

Lite bokkalo game 🤣

[jade monolith]

pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 3 Common Fishs !

[jade monolith]

naku echyie aithe

[torn ridge]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@torn ridge You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

- S P A R K's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,232,000
Bank: ⏣ 5,000 / 5,360 (93.3%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:37 AM

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 130000

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (20) than the dealer (18)
You won ⏣ 164,478. You now have ⏣ 303,671.
You won 22% of the games.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♠ K ♥ K
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 8 ♥ J
Total - 18

[jade monolith]

[torn ridge]

Pls with all

[neat mica]

Withdraw Command

This command allows you to withdraw money from the bank into your pocket! Check your balance with pls balance.

@torn ridge ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.

@torn ridge You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 200000

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (17) than the dealer (20)
You lost ⏣ 200,000. You now have 103,671.
You lost 70% of the games.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♣ 3 ♦ 10 ♠ 4
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 10 ♣ 10
Total - 20

[coarse saddle]

@jade monolith see dm once

[torn ridge]

Pls slap @coarse saddle

[jade monolith]

dm off

[grand pivot]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@grand pivot You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

VSK GANGSTER's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 103,671
Bank: ⏣ 5,000 / 7,880 (63.5%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:38 AM

[strong linden]

Ghi

[torn ridge]

Pls give @strong linden all

[neat mica]

Share Command

With this command, you can share coins to other users. It will be taxed however!

[neat mica]

Action Confirmed

Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 2,125,150 (and pay ⏣ 111,850 tax) to @strong linden?

[jade monolith]

@cursive lotus

[coarse saddle]

@jade monolith how to rob

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 100000

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (20) than the dealer (19)
You won ⏣ 70,385. You now have ⏣ 174,056.
You won 27% of the games.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♦ J ♠ Q
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 6 ♠ 5 ♦ 4 ♠ 4
Total - 19

@torn ridge You gave * ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ ⏣ 2,125,150 (and paid ⏣ 111,850 tax), now you have ⏣ 0 and they've got ⏣ 12,873,218

@torn ridge You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[jade monolith]

ekdha avadhu

[strong linden]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

* ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 12,873,218
Bank: ⏣ 1,080 / 1,080 (100.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:38 AM

[torn ridge]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@torn ridge

✨ NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!✨

Share a million coins!
Reward: 5x Coin Bomb

@torn ridge You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

- S P A R K's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,360 (0.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:38 AM

[jade monolith]

ee server lo

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 150000

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 295,006. You now have ⏣ 469,062.
You won 33% of the games.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♦ A ♣ 3
Total - 14

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 4 ♦ 3 ♣ 3 ♥ 4 ♣ 9
Total - 23

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 200000

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (16) than the dealer (17)
You lost ⏣ 200,000. You now have 269,062.
You lost 62% of the games.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♦ 9 ♣ 3 ♦ 4
Total - 16

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ J ♥ 7
Total - 17

[jade monolith]

pls use coinbomb cheyi

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[coarse saddle]

Nanu chasaru

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 200000

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You lost ): The dealer got to 21 before you.
You lost ⏣ 200,000. You now have 69,062.
You lost 64% of the games.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♠ 6 ♥ Q
Total - 16

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 4 ♣ 7 ♣ J
Total - 21

[jade monolith]

evaru

[torn ridge]

Pls use coinbomb

[neat mica]

Using Items

Using items is a key part of playing with Dank Memer.

This command is how you use things that are able to be used within the bot. As an example: pls use banknote 5 will open 5 bank notes. pls use god will open a single god box.
Obviously you have to OWN an item to use it, and not ALL items are usable.
Some items are turned into "active" items upon use, which you can see in your profile view called "active items". These last for a certain amount of time and expire, and an example would be an apple. Others are "consumed" upon use instantly, and an example would be a banknote.

- S P A R K has thrown a coin bomb in chat!

[grand pivot]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@grand pivot You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

VSK GANGSTER's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 69,062
Bank: ⏣ 5,000 / 8,360 (59.8%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:39 AM

[grand pivot]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@grand pivot You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

VSK GANGSTER's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 69,062
Bank: ⏣ 5,000 / 8,360 (59.8%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:39 AM

[neat mica]

• S P A R K's Coin Bomb

+ VSK GANGSTER acquired ⏣ 4,663

[torn ridge]

[grand pivot]

Pls cf 60000

Pls bj 60000

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 72,388. You now have ⏣ 146,113.
You won 33% of the games.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♥ 10 ♥ 9
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 4 ♥ 7 ♥ 4 ♣ 7
Total - 22

[grand pivot]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 146,113. You now have 0.
You lost 62% of the games.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♥ 9 ♥ 10 ♦ 5
Total - 24

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ A ♣ 8
Total - 19

[torn ridge]

Pls rob @grand pivot

Ye kya he

[grand pivot]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: With horseshoes, you can gain a lot more coins from simple commands like pls beg, or pls search!

@grand pivot You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

VSK GANGSTER's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 5,000 / 8,840 (56.6%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:40 AM

[grand pivot]

Lol

Pls with all

[neat mica]

Withdraw Command

This command allows you to withdraw money from the bank into your pocket! Check your balance with pls balance.

@grand pivot ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.

@grand pivot You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[grand pivot]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 9,532. You now have ⏣ 14,532.
You won 35% of the games.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♦ 5 ♥ 3 ♦ 10
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 7 ♠ 8 ♣ 8
Total - 23

[grand pivot]

,pls bj all

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (19) than the dealer (17)
You won ⏣ 23,258. You now have ⏣ 37,790.
You won 39% of the games.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♣ J ♣ 9
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 7 ♣ K
Total - 17

[grand pivot]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (20) than the dealer (18)
You won ⏣ 36,250. You now have ⏣ 74,040.
You won 42% of the games.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♥ 9 ♠ A
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 10 ♠ 8
Total - 18

[grand pivot]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (19) than the dealer (18)
You won ⏣ 73,565. You now have ⏣ 147,605.
You won 45% of the games.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♥ 7 ♠ 2 ♣ J
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 8 ♦ K
Total - 18

[grand pivot]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 222,043. You now have ⏣ 369,648.
You won 48% of the games.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♥ 9 ♥ K
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 2 ♥ J ♦ Q
Total - 22

[grand pivot]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

Woah nelly, slow it down

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[grand pivot]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Don't want to accidentally buy too many cell phones 👀, use the new confirmation setting! pls settings confirmations true

@grand pivot You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

VSK GANGSTER's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 369,648
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 10,760 (0.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:42 AM

[grand pivot]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

⏣ 10,760 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 10,760.

[grand pivot]

@strong linden dha oka sari

@strong linden fast ga anna

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

You can't bet more than 250,000 coins at once, sorry not sorry

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 25000

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 38,094. You now have ⏣ 396,982.
You won 50% of the games.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♣ 3 ♣ 5 ♣ 8
Total - 16

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 10 ♠ 3 ♦ Q
Total - 23

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 250000

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 296,118. You now have ⏣ 693,100.
You won 52% of the games.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♠ 3 ♦ Q
Total - 13

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 2 ♠ 4 ♣ Q ♥ J
Total - 26

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 250000

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 380,680. You now have ⏣ 1,073,780.
You won 54% of the games.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♣ 2 ♠ 9 ♠ 2
Total - 13

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 6 ♣ 4 ♥ 3 ♥ J
Total - 23

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 250000

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 823,780.
You lost 44% of the games.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♦ 5 ♠ 5 ♠ 2 ♠ K
Total - 22

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ A ♠ 3
Total - 14

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 250000

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 229,854. You now have ⏣ 1,053,634.
You won 54% of the games.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♦ 3 ♦ A
Total - 14

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 6 ♣ 10 ♦ 10
Total - 26

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 250000

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You win! You got to 21.
You won ⏣ 131,972. You now have ⏣ 1,185,606.
You won 56% of the games.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♣ J ♦ 3 ♣ 8
Total - 21

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ K ♥ J
Total - 20

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 250000

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (19) than the dealer (17)
You won ⏣ 237,612. You now have ⏣ 1,423,218.
You won 57% of the games.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♣ 9 ♣ 10
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 7 ♥ J
Total - 17

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 250000

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (13) than the dealer (17)
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 1,173,218.
You lost 41% of the games.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♦ 4 ♥ 2 ♦ 7
Total - 13

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 2 ♦ 4 ♣ K ♣ A
Total - 17

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 250000

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You tied. You tied with the dealer.
Your wallet hasn't changed! You have ⏣ 1,187,218 still.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♥ K ♦ K
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ K ♣ J
Total - 20

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 25000

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You tied. You tied with the dealer.
Your wallet hasn't changed! You have ⏣ 1,187,218 still.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♣ 10 ♠ 9
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 9 ♦ K
Total - 19

This event has expired.

THEY'VE GOT AIRPODS!

They can't hear us! We need to let them know they look like a jerk wearing those!

Dec 31, 2021, 11:47 AM

Attack the boss by clicking jerk
:rage:

0 hits — 50/50 HP

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 250000

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 937,218.
You lost 43% of the games.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♣ K ♦ 4 ♥ Q
Total - 24

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ A ♣ 7
Total - 18

Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 250000

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (15) than the dealer (17)
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 687,218.
You lost 45% of the games.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♣ J ♠ 5
Total - 15

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ Q ♥ 7
Total - 17

[grand pivot]

Pls bj 200000

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (14) than the dealer (20)
You lost ⏣ 200,000. You now have 143,609.
You lost 47% of the games.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♥ 9 ♦ 5
Total - 14

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 3 ♠ A ♦ 6
Total - 20

[grand pivot]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

Too spicy, take a breather

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[grand pivot]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (14) than the dealer (20)
You lost ⏣ 143,609. You now have 0.
You lost 48% of the games.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♣ 4 ♠ K
Total - 14

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 6 ♠ 4 ♥ K
Total - 20

[grand pivot]

Pls with all

[neat mica]

@grand pivot ⏣ 10,760 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.

@grand pivot You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[grand pivot]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

VSK GANGSTER's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (18) than the dealer (19)
You lost ⏣ 10,760. You now have 0.
You lost 50% of the games.

VSK GANGSTER (Player)

Cards - ♥ 8 ♠ K
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ J ♦ 2 ♣ 7
Total - 19

[strong linden]

Pls bj 250000

[neat mica]

* ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 12,623,218.
You lost NaN% of the games.

* ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ (Player)

Cards - ♥ 4 ♠ K ♠ 10
Total - 24

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ A ♠ 2
Total - 13

[nimble osprey]

Pls bj 3000

[neat mica]

Blackjack Command

A fan favorite gambling command, play blackjack against the dealer to win some money!
If you are new to blackjack, you should learn how to play first! Our game is not a standard game, as we're missing some key components such as doubling down and splitting, but we've made it as simple as possible to learn!

MBG SIVA BHAI YT's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 3,000. You now have 1,463,950.
You lost NaN% of the games.

MBG SIVA BHAI YT (Player)

Cards - ♣ 9 ♣ 6 ♦ 5 ♦ 9
Total - 29

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ K ♠ 6
Total - 16

[nimble osprey]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG SIVA BHAI YT's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,463,950
Bank: ⏣ 935,449 / 935,569 (100.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:54 AM

[strong linden]

Pls bj 2000000

[neat mica]

You can't bet more than 250,000 coins at once, sorry not sorry

[strong linden]

Pls bj 200000

[neat mica]

* ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ's blackjack game

** You didn't respond in time. **
The dealer is keeping your money to deal with your bullcrap.

* ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ (Player)

Cards - ♠ 6 ♦ 8
Total - 14

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ J ♠ J
Total - 20

[nimble osprey]

Pls bj 2000

[neat mica]

MBG SIVA BHAI YT's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (13) than the dealer (19)
You lost ⏣ 2,000. You now have 1,461,950.
You lost 100% of the games.

MBG SIVA BHAI YT (Player)

Cards - ♣ 3 ♠ K
Total - 13

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 8 ♣ A
Total - 19

[jade monolith]

pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 927,901
Bank: ⏣ 109,160 / 116,840 (93.4%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 11:55 AM

[strong linden]

Pls bj 200000

[neat mica]

* ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (19) than the dealer (20)
You lost ⏣ 200,000. You now have 12,223,218.
You lost 100% of the games.

* ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ (Player)

Cards - ♠ 9 ♦ J
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 10 ♣ Q
Total - 20

[nimble osprey]

Pls bj 2000

[neat mica]

MBG SIVA BHAI YT's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 2,000. You now have 1,459,950.
You lost 100% of the games.

MBG SIVA BHAI YT (Player)

Cards - ♦ Q ♥ 4 ♥ J
Total - 24

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ K ♦ 5
Total - 15

[simple burrow]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

MBG•MANIKANTA's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,750 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
12 hours, 4 minutes and 22 seconds

Streak: 3 days (+⏣ 750)

[nimble osprey]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

MBG SIVA BHAI YT's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,250 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
12 hours, 4 minutes and 16 seconds

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 250)

[strong linden]

Pls bj 200000

[simple burrow]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

* ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (20) than the dealer (19)
You won ⏣ 343,967. You now have ⏣ 12,567,185.
You won 0% of the games.

* ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ (Player)

Cards - ♠ J ♠ 10
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 10 ♥ 5 ♣ 4
Total - 19

MBG•MANIKANTA's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 84,998. You now have 0.
You lost 53% of the games.

MBG•MANIKANTA (Player)

Cards - ♥ 6 ♣ 10 ♣ J
Total - 26

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ Q ♠ 8
Total - 18

[nimble osprey]

Pls job

[neat mica]

You never fail to amaze me @nimble osprey. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 609! 10000 + ⏣ 609 an hour

[nimble osprey]

Pls job

[neat mica]

@nimble osprey What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you selected the wrong emoji.
You were given ⏣ 3,536 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[nimble osprey]

Pla job

[jade monolith]

pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith Click the buttons in correct order!

[nimble osprey]

Pls job

[neat mica]

@nimble osprey You need to wait 59m and 32s until you can work again!

Tip: Yikers, running low on meme coins? You can get a sweet sweet injection while also supporting development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[nimble osprey]

Pls bj 3000

[neat mica]

MBG SIVA BHAI YT's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 1,762. You now have ⏣ 1,490,498.
You won 0% of the games.

MBG SIVA BHAI YT (Player)

Cards - ♣ 5 ♠ 7
Total - 12

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 5 ♦ J ♦ 8
Total - 23

[jade monolith]

pls bj 200k

[neat mica]

-TEJU's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (20) than the dealer (18)
You won ⏣ 414,848. You now have ⏣ 1,354,749.
You won 41% of the games.

-TEJU (Player)

Cards - ♦ 9 ♥ 3 ♠ 8
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 8 ♣ Q
Total - 18

[jade monolith]

pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[jade monolith]

pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Candy Cane !

[jade monolith]

pls crime

[neat mica]

-TEJU committed SHOPLIFTING

You stole an unknown drink and drank it. It turned out to be poison and you died. RIP

imagine being so bad

[jade monolith]

pls search

[neat mica]

-TEJU searched the dresser

You found ⏣ 2,200, good thing the panty fairy visited!

Multi Bonus: +333% (⏣ 1,692)

[jade monolith]

pls craft

[neat mica]

Crafting System

Crafting is a fairly new system to Dank Memer. You pick what you want to craft from the menu, make sure you fufill the item requirements, and simply hit craft! More often than not, when trading crafted items you can earn more than you paid for the crafting components! Make sure you either get the components yourself, or look for some cheap bulk deals in trading channels to make the most money! You can get duct tape from voting and opening lucky daily boxes!

Crafting Pepe Medal

0/13 Pepe Coin
0/1 Duct Tape

Page 1/7

[jade monolith]

pls inv

[neat mica]

-TEJU's inventory

Owned Items

Snowflake ─ 5
ID snowflake ─ Collectable

Fidget Spinner ─ 1
ID spinner ─ Power-up

Tidepod ─ 2
ID tidepod ─ Power-up

Literally a Tree ─ 1
ID tree ─ Sellable

Robbers Wishlist ─ 1
ID wishlist ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 4 of 4

[jade monolith]

pls hunt

[neat mica]

All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

[jade monolith]

pls crime

[neat mica]

-TEJU committed SANTA'S MAIL FRAUD

You managed to steal ⏣ 3,876. Santa will NEVER know.
You sussy baka! You also found a Robbers Wishlist!

Multi Bonus: +333% (⏣ 2,981)

[jade monolith]

pls search

[neat mica]

-TEJU searched the pocket

You found ⏣ 2,482 in your pocket, now it's in your wallet.

Multi Bonus: +333% (⏣ 1,909)

This event has expired.

THE PLS RICH COMMAND NO WORK! I WANT STEAL NOW! >:(

Get the developer to fix it ASAP or else!

Dec 31, 2021, 11:59 AM

Attack the boss by clicking why my pls rich no work?
:rage:

8 hits — 0/150 HP

[neat mica]

Results for 'The pls rich command no work! I want steal now! >:(' event

-TEJU reaped ⏣ 3,248 and 1 Chill Pill

[jade monolith]

pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 3,256,235
Bank: ⏣ 119,480 / 119,480 (100.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 12:02 PM

[jade monolith]

pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 3,256,235
Bank: ⏣ 119,480 / 119,480 (100.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 12:04 PM

[jade monolith]

pls search

[neat mica]

-TEJU searched the couch

You found ⏣ 2,079, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?

Multi Bonus: +333% (⏣ 1,599)

[jade monolith]

pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[jade monolith]

pls crime

[neat mica]

-TEJU committed SANTA'S MAIL FRAUD

You managed to steal ⏣ 3,967. Santa will NEVER know.

Multi Bonus: +333% (⏣ 3,051)

[jade monolith]

pls craft

[neat mica]

Crafting Snowball

:Snowflake: 1/4 Snowflake

Page 6/7

[neat mica]

Action Confirmed

Are you sure you want to craft:

1x Snowball

from:

4x Snowflake

[neat mica]

Successful Craft

You successfully crafted 1x Snowball

[jade monolith]

pls inv

[neat mica]

@jade monolith

✨ NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!✨

Craft an item!
Reward: ⏣ 25,000
Reward: 1x Duct Tape

-TEJU's inventory

Owned Items

Fresh Bread ─ 1
ID bread ─ Sellable

Candy Cane ─ 1
ID candycane ─ Tool

Shredded Cheese ─ 1
ID cheese ─ Power-up

Chill Pill ─ 1
ID chillpill ─ Collectable

Duct Tape ─ 1
ID ducttape ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 5

[jade monolith]

pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 4,019,041
Bank: ⏣ 121,040 / 122,960 (98.4%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 12:25 PM

[jade monolith]

pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 38m)
Hunting Rifle ─ ⏣ 21,250 (15% OFF!)
This hunting rifle allows you to use the hunt command, which can give you lots of different types of items!

Life Saver (3) — ⏣ 30,000
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!

Tidepod (2) — ⏣ 30,000
Risking your life for a multiplier? Sounds great!

Robbers Wishlist (2) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!

Rare Pepe (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A lone rare pepe, made to collect and flex how many you can get compared to your friends.

Shredded Cheese (1) — ⏣ 75,000
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 4 of 6

[jade monolith]

pls buy pepe

[neat mica]

Successful Rare Pepe purchase

@jade monolith bought 1 Rare Pepe and paid ⏣ 50,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[jade monolith]

pls buy pepe

[neat mica]

Successful Rare Pepe purchase

@jade monolith bought 1 Rare Pepe and paid ⏣ 50,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[jade monolith]

pls bj 250k

[neat mica]

-TEJU's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 3,669,041.
You lost 46% of the games.

-TEJU (Player)

Cards - ♣ 5 ♥ 8 ♠ 10
Total - 23

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 9 ♠ 4
Total - 13

[jade monolith]

pls bj 250k

[neat mica]

Hold your horses...

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[jade monolith]

pls bj 250k

[neat mica]

-TEJU's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 378,410. You now have ⏣ 4,047,451.
You won 52% of the games.

-TEJU (Player)

Cards - ♠ 4 ♠ 5 ♥ 3 ♦ 4
Total - 16

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 3 ♦ Q ♣ Q
Total - 23

[jade monolith]

pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 148,329
Bank: ⏣ 121,040 / 123,440 (98.1%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 12:32 PM

[silver sky]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Be sure to check your notifications every so often for updates on your job, level status, and other important stuff

@silver sky You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG • SHRAVYA❤'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,538,511
Bank: ⏣ 5,000 / 5,000 (100.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 12:38 PM

[silver sky]

Shyledha rob chesthunnav

Ne.moham

[jade monolith]

aithe echye

[silver sky]

Ellehey

[jade monolith]

1month por ur bday

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG • LUCKY's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,388,949
Bank: ⏣ 15,200 / 15,680 (96.9%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 1:07 PM

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,928 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Cardi B

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 544 "

Multi Bonus: +288% (⏣ 404)

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Exotic Fish !

[simple burrow]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You've already claimed your daily today

Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours and 52 minutes

Daily Resets at 00:00 UTC

[simple burrow]

Pls beg

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

Chief

"bye jerk, no coins for you"

Imagine begging LMAO

[neat mica]

You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

MBG • LUCKY's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours, 51 minutes and 47 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[narrow ginkgo]

[rugged locust]

Anna

[winter aurora]

@jade monolith

@jade monolith

[jade monolith]

ha sepandhi sepandhi

[winter aurora]

Pls trade 20k, 1 tape @jade monolith

[neat mica]

Action Confirmed

@winter aurora gives:
⏣ 20,000 (+ ⏣ 1,000 tax)

@jade monolith gives:
1x Duct Tape

Continue trade?

[neat mica]

@jade monolith

Action Confirmed

@winter aurora gives:
⏣ 20,000 (+ ⏣ 1,000 tax)

@jade monolith gives:
1x Duct Tape

Continue trade?

[neat mica]

Successful Trade!

Draco malfoy

⏣ 20,000 (+ ⏣ 1,000 tax)

-TEJU

1x Duct Tape

@winter aurora Better take care of your pet, their love is below 10%!

[jade monolith]

[winter aurora]

[jade monolith]

pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Pets can be useful, by defending against robberies, or even finding you rare items!

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 120,610
Bank: ⏣ 124,280 / 124,760 (99.6%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 4:01 PM

[winter aurora]

[jade monolith]

pls inv

[neat mica]

-TEJU's inventory

Owned Items

Snowflake ─ 1
ID snowflake ─ Collectable

Fidget Spinner ─ 1
ID spinner ─ Power-up

Tidepod ─ 2
ID tidepod ─ Power-up

Literally a Tree ─ 1
ID tree ─ Sellable

Robbers Wishlist ─ 2
ID wishlist ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 5 of 5

[jade monolith]

pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol

[jade monolith]

pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith What was the emoji?

[winter aurora]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@winter aurora Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[winter aurora]

Work for Robber - Repeat Order - Remember words order!
robbers
undercover
lockpick
robbery
prison

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 20,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Robber

[jade monolith]

same club

[winter aurora]

[jade monolith]

pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks !

[jade monolith]

pls search

[neat mica]

-TEJU searched the glovebox

You found ⏣ 2,325, guess you found the secret money stash your mommy left you!

Multi Bonus: +325% (⏣ 1,778)

[jade monolith]

pls crime

[neat mica]

-TEJU committed MURDER

You murdered a random stranger in a dark alley. There was ⏣ 5,899 in his wallet! Was it worth it?

Multi Bonus: +325% (⏣ 4,511)

[winter aurora]

Pls penguin teju iz nimbbi

[winter aurora]

Pls penguin teju iz nimbbi

[winter aurora]

@jade monolith

[jade monolith]

pls penguin nobru iz nibba😂

[winter aurora]

[jade monolith]

[winter aurora]

Pls tweet teju nibbi

[winter aurora]

[jade monolith]

pls dc norbu nibba

[winter aurora]

Lol nub kimds

[jade monolith]

[stoic cloud]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Pets can be useful, by defending against robberies, or even finding you rare items!

@stoic cloud You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

HTG 々 𝖕𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 555,619
Bank: ⏣ 54,246 / 54,246 (100.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 4:44 PM

[stoic cloud]

Pls vo

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[stoic cloud]

Pls use bank note

[neat mica]

You turn 1 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 22,003 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 76,249 in total bank space, with 75,769 (99.4%) being expanded storage

[stoic cloud]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 22,003 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 76,249.

[stoic cloud]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@stoic cloud You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

HTG 々 𝖕𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 633,616
Bank: ⏣ 76,249 / 76,249 (100.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 4:45 PM

[wispy igloo]

pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG SURYA's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,790,465
Bank: ⏣ 1,455,161 / 1,455,161 (100.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 5:25 PM

[wispy igloo]

pls use mb

[neat mica]

That item doesn't even exist what are you doing

[wispy igloo]

pls use meme

[neat mica]

MBG SURYA's Loot Haul!

⏣ 732,909
x6 - Common Fish

1x Meme Box opened

[wispy igloo]

pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG SURYA's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 3,523,374
Bank: ⏣ 1,455,161 / 1,455,161 (100.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 5:25 PM

[plucky urchin]

pls bal

[neat mica]

@plucky urchin You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

𝘬𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘯𝘢's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 424,805
Bank: ⏣ 2,749,081 / 2,749,441 (100.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 6:04 PM

[gaunt nymph]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Commands like 'pls search' or 'pls hunt' are great for earning extra cash! But be careful, there's a small chance you could die.

MBG SANDY 🥀's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 25,000
Bank: ⏣ 8,240 / 8,240 (100.0%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 8:52 PM

[gaunt nymph]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

Hunt Command

This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a hunting rifle from the shop with the buy command then then you can go hunting! There is also a chance to lose or even die if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger animals!

[neat mica]

You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands... I hope.

[gaunt nymph]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 11m)
Life Saver ─ ⏣ 15,900 (47% OFF!)
Having one in your inventory prevents death and uses one when you almost die. This is used BEFORE the apple's effects.

Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!

Fidget Spinner (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!

Fishing Pole (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!

Hunting Rifle (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!

Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 3 of 6

[gaunt nymph]

Pls buy hunting rifle

[neat mica]

@gaunt nymph You found a rare pepe!

Rare Pepe #18

View your progress by typing pls collection

[neat mica]

Successful Hunting Rifle purchase

@gaunt nymph bought 1 Hunting Rifle and paid ⏣ 25,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[gaunt nymph]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

@gaunt nymph You found a rare pepe!

Rare Pepe #37

View your progress by typing pls collection

[neat mica]

You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time

[gaunt nymph]

Pls work

[neat mica]

You never fail to amaze me @gaunt nymph. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 609! 10000 + ⏣ 609 an hour

[gaunt nymph]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG SANDY 🥀's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 8,240 / 8,720 (94.5%)

😏 · Dec 31, 2021, 8:54 PM

[gaunt nymph]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

Woah now, slow it down

The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[grand pivot]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work Command

This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!

@grand pivot You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

@grand pivot You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[grand pivot]

Pls alert

[neat mica]

Alert From The Developers

Thanks for a great 2021, here's our year in review: https://dankmemer.lol/recap/2021

You are #41,802 to view this alert!

[jade monolith]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,250 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 24 minutes and 30 seconds

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 250)

[jade monolith]

Pls work

[neat mica]

You never fail to amaze me @jade monolith. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 360! 12000 + ⏣ 360 an hour

Tip: Hate getting everything stolen, tax, and long cooldowns? Being a patron can solve all of that! pls donate

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith

✨ NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!✨

Get a promotion!
Reward: ⏣ 25,000
Reward: 1x Rare Pepe

Tip: Buying a Cell Phone from the shop can yield all kinds of possibilities, including calling in sick for work and stopping bank robbers!

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 191,084
Bank: ⏣ 124,280 / 126,080 (98.6%)

😏 · Jan 1, 2022, 2:35 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith What color was next to the word mom?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,360 for an hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 203,444
Bank: ⏣ 124,280 / 126,080 (98.6%)

😏 · Jan 1, 2022, 2:36 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[jade monolith]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 203,444
Bank: ⏣ 124,280 / 126,080 (98.6%)

😏 · Jan 1, 2022, 2:36 AM

[jade monolith]

pls use daily box

[neat mica]

-TEJU's Loot Haul!

⏣ 52,406
x2 - Coin Bomb

1x Daily Box opened

[odd eagle]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

@odd eagle You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG •SATHWIK😈's Daily Coins

⏣ 42,750 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
20 hours, 26 minutes and 3 seconds

Streak: 71 days (+⏣ 17,750)

[odd eagle]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@odd eagle Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,965 for an hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 305,850
Bank: ⏣ 124,280 / 126,080 (98.6%)

😏 · Jan 1, 2022, 3:35 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls bj 100k

[neat mica]

-TEJU's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (16) than the dealer (18)
You lost ⏣ 100,000. You now have 205,850.
You lost 47% of the games.

-TEJU (Player)

Cards - ♥ 10 ♥ 6
Total - 16

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 3 ♥ 8 ♥ 7
Total - 18

[jade monolith]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

Slow it down bud

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[jade monolith]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

-TEJU's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (18) than the dealer (17)
You won ⏣ 286,146. You now have ⏣ 491,996.
You won 52% of the games.

-TEJU (Player)

Cards - ♦ 6 ♥ 2 ♦ J
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ Q ♦ 7
Total - 17

[dapper epoch]

pls work

[neat mica]

@dapper epoch Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,062 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[dapper epoch]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD

[jade monolith]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith Click the buttons in correct order!

[jade monolith]

Work for House Wife - Repeat Order - Remember words order!
companion
spouse
cooking
home
mom

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,360 for an hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 504,356
Bank: ⏣ 124,280 / 127,040 (97.8%)

😏 · Jan 1, 2022, 4:19 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls bj 20K

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You found a rare pepe!

Rare Pepe #37

View your progress by typing pls collection

-TEJU's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 21,541. You now have ⏣ 525,897.
You won 53% of the games.

-TEJU (Player)

Cards - ♥ 5 ♦ 9 ♦ 6
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ Q ♠ 3 ♠ A ♠ 10
Total - 24

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 525,897
Bank: ⏣ 124,280 / 127,280 (97.6%)

😏 · Jan 1, 2022, 4:25 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls fight 2000

[neat mica]

You need to provide a valid user ID or name to fight against lol

[jade monolith]

Pls bet 20000

[neat mica]

Gamble Command

This command is for gambling coins from your pocket.
You place a bet and then roll a dice against the bot. Whoever has the higher roll wins!

This command is affected by a multiplier as well.

-TEJU's winning gambling game

You won ⏣ 15,328

Percent Won: 77%
New Balance: ⏣ 541,225

-TEJU

Rolled 12

Dank Memer

Rolled 1

[jade monolith]

pls bet 20000

[neat mica]

-TEJU's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 20,000

New Balance: ⏣ 521,225

-TEJU

Rolled 1

Dank Memer

Rolled 7

[jade monolith]

pls bet 20000

[neat mica]

-TEJU's winning gambling game

You won ⏣ 12,916

Percent Won: 65%
New Balance: ⏣ 534,141

-TEJU

Rolled 8

Dank Memer

Rolled 2

[jade monolith]

Pls bj 34131

[neat mica]

-TEJU's blackjack game

You lost ): The dealer got to 21 before you.
You lost ⏣ 34,131. You now have 500,010.
You lost 45% of the games.

-TEJU (Player)

Cards - ♦ 3 ♣ 2 ♥ K
Total - 15

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 3 ♥ 7 ♥ A
Total - 21

[jade monolith]

pls bet 250000

[neat mica]

-TEJU's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 250,000

New Balance: ⏣ 250,010

-TEJU

Rolled 4

Dank Memer

Rolled 9

[jade monolith]

pls bet all

[neat mica]

Woah now, slow it down

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 8s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[jade monolith]

Pls bet all

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You can't bet more than ⏣ 250,000 at once, sorry not sorry

Tip: You can purchase lootboxes to support development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot
Help us stay mostly free to play!

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[jade monolith]

Pls bet 250000

[neat mica]

-TEJU's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 250,000

New Balance: ⏣ 10

-TEJU

Rolled 1

Dank Memer

Rolled 8

[jade monolith]

pls bj all

[neat mica]

You can't bet less than 1,000 coins, sorry not sorry

[jade monolith]

Pls bet all

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You can't bet less than ⏣ 1,000, sorry not sorry

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[jade monolith]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

[jade monolith]

Pls crime

[neat mica]

-TEJU committed TAX EVASION

You saved ⏣ 3,974 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...

Multi Bonus: +305% (⏣ 2,993)

[jade monolith]

Pls search

[neat mica]

-TEJU searched the bushes

You found ⏣ 3,382, luckily you didn't get pricked you prick

Multi Bonus: +305% (⏣ 2,547)

[jade monolith]

Pls dog

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Bork Bork! 🐶

-TEJU#2010 | powered by weebs (weeb.sh)

[jade monolith]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Snowflakes !

[odd eagle]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@odd eagle What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,965 for an hour of work.

You found an item!

You found a Baby

Working as a Babysitter

[jade monolith]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ornament !

[jade monolith]

Pls worl

Pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You need to wait 31m and 57s until you can work again!

Tip: Get rewards everyday 12 hours by doing pls vote!

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[jade monolith]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol

[jade monolith]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Candy Cane !

[jade monolith]

Pls search

[neat mica]

-TEJU searched the garage

You found ⏣ 2,204, the garage is full of treasures

Multi Bonus: +305% (⏣ 1,660)

[jade monolith]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 3 Junks !

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Not all items are able to be used, some are just collectables or are meant to be sold!

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 9,570
Bank: ⏣ 124,280 / 130,400 (95.3%)

😏 · Jan 1, 2022, 4:59 AM

This event has expired.

MICROSOFT IS TRYING TO BUY DISCORD AGAIN!

We need to stop the sale, quickly defeat Microsoft!

Jan 1, 2022, 5:00 AM

Attack the boss by clicking windows sucks lol
:rage:

8 hits — 0/200 HP

[neat mica]

Results for 'Microsoft is trying to buy Discord again!' event

-TEJU dug up ⏣ 4,811

[jade monolith]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

[neat mica]

⏣ 6,120 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 130,400.

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Short on coins? You can sell some of the items in your inventory by using pls sell

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 8,261
Bank: ⏣ 130,400 / 130,400 (100.0%)

😏 · Jan 1, 2022, 5:00 AM

[hazy oasis]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

@hazy oasis You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MR · BUNNY's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 1, 2022, 5:23 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith What color was next to the word abode?

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 4,120 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[cursive lotus]

🤣

@hazy oasis

[deft coral]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

[neat mica]

Congrats @deft coral on unlocking the 2021 badge!
You unlocked this for using the bot within the last few days of 2021!

[neat mica]

@deft coral

✨ NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!✨

Obtain a badge!
Reward: ⏣ 2,000,000

@deft coral You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

RISHI GAMER's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 22 minutes and 4 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[deft coral]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@deft coral You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

RISHI GAMER's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 3,434,887
Bank: ⏣ 531,653 / 535,373 (99.3%)

😏 · Jan 1, 2022, 5:37 AM

[strong linden]

@jade monolith ala dank memer use chastaru

Psl bal

Ple daily

[jade monolith]

k

@strong linden pls bal

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You've already claimed your daily today

Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 11 minutes and 2 seconds

Daily Resets at 00:00 UTC

[strong linden]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

@strong linden You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

* ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 12,567,185
Bank: ⏣ 1,080 / 1,560 (69.2%)

😏 · Jan 1, 2022, 5:48 AM

[jade monolith]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[jade monolith]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

-TEJU's inventory

Owned Items

Bank Note ─ 3
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Fresh Bread ─ 1
ID bread ─ Sellable

Candy Cane ─ 2
ID candycane ─ Tool

Shredded Cheese ─ 1
ID cheese ─ Power-up

Chill Pill ─ 2
ID chillpill ─ Collectable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 6

[jade monolith]

Pls sell

[neat mica]

Action Canceled

Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:

x1 Fresh Bread (⏣ 2,025)
x3 Common Fish (⏣ 9,113)
x7 Junk (⏣ 5,670)
x1 Seaweed (⏣ 1,013)
x5 Skunk (⏣ 25,313)
x1 Literally a Tree (⏣ 4,050)

Total: ⏣ 47,184 (305% multi)

[neat mica]

Alright not doing that. Maybe mention a specific item to sell?

[jade monolith]

pls use banknote

[neat mica]

You have 3 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[jade monolith]

3

[neat mica]

You turn 3 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 58,561 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 189,441 in total bank space, with 167,001 (88.2%) being expanded storage

[jade monolith]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

⏣ 12,381 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 142,781.

[strong linden]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

⏣ 480 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,560.

[jade monolith]

Pls bj 240k

[neat mica]

You have no coins in your wallet to gamble with lol.

[jade monolith]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

You have no coins in your wallet to gamble with lol.

[jade monolith]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 142,781 / 189,441 (75.4%)

😏 · Jan 1, 2022, 5:49 AM

[strong linden]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@strong linden You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

* ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 12,566,705
Bank: ⏣ 1,560 / 1,560 (100.0%)

😏 · Jan 1, 2022, 5:49 AM

[jade monolith]

@strong linden rimch ppl

[strong linden]

@jade monolith wellet money account ala sent chastaru

Rimch ppl

[strong linden]

Anti

[jade monolith]

ardham kalr

[jade monolith]

baga dabulu unaye

[strong linden]

Lol

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@strong linden You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

* ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 12,566,705
Bank: ⏣ 1,560 / 1,560 (100.0%)

😏 · Jan 1, 2022, 5:51 AM

[strong linden]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@strong linden You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

* ᴍᴘɢ-ʙɪɢɪʟ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 12,566,705
Bank: ⏣ 1,560 / 1,560 (100.0%)

😏 · Jan 1, 2022, 5:52 AM

[jade monolith]

vote cheyi

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[strong linden]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[strong linden]

Next@jade monolith

[jade monolith]

Aa link medha notkie upvite cheyi 😂

[strong linden]

A link

[jade monolith]

Dbl

[strong linden]

Ok

[jade monolith]

Pls use dailybox

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[hazy oasis]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work Command

This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!

@hazy oasis You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

@hazy oasis You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[jade monolith]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You need to wait 28m and 13s until you can work again!

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[rugged locust]

@jade monolith do u have

[jade monolith]

pls bal

[neat mica]

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

-TEJU's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 142,781 / 189,441 (75.4%)

😏 · Jan 1, 2022, 6:03 AM

[rugged locust]

Dank memer

[jade monolith]

pls with all

[neat mica]

@jade monolith ⏣ 142,781 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.

@jade monolith You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[jade monolith]

pls bj all

[neat mica]

-TEJU's blackjack game

You tied. You tied with the dealer.
Your wallet hasn't changed! You have ⏣ 142,781 still.

-TEJU (Player)

Cards - ♥ 10 ♣ Q
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 10 ♥ K
Total - 20

[jade monolith]

pls bj all

[neat mica]

Take a chill pill

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[rugged locust]

@jade monolith akka do u have dank memer server lonk

[jade monolith]

pls bj all

[neat mica]

-TEJU's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (17) than the dealer (18)
You lost ⏣ 142,781. You now have 0.
You lost 47% of the games.

-TEJU (Player)

Cards - ♣ 9 ♠ 8
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ Q ♠ 8
Total - 18

[jade monolith]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,360 for an hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[jade monolith]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

[jade monolith]

Pls bet all

[neat mica]

-TEJU's gambling game

Tie! You lost nothing!

You have ⏣ 12,360.

-TEJU

Rolled 8

Dank Memer

Rolled 8

[jade monolith]

Pls bet all

[neat mica]

-TEJU's winning gambling game

You won ⏣ 6,362

Percent Won: 37%
New Balance: ⏣ 23,722

-TEJU

Rolled 11

Dank Memer

Rolled 8

[jade monolith]

Pls bj 20k

[neat mica]

-TEJU's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (18) than the dealer (19)
You lost ⏣ 20,000. You now have 3,722.
You lost 49% of the games.

-TEJU (Player)

Cards - ♥ 3 ♦ 8 ♠ 5 ♦ 2
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 8 ♦ 4 ♣ 7
Total - 19

[jade monolith]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

-TEJU's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 3,722. You now have 0.
You lost 50% of the games.

-TEJU (Player)

Cards - ♥ Q ♣ 4 ♠ Q
Total - 24

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 5 ♦ 9
Total - 14

[waxen stream]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

[neat mica]

Congrats @waxen stream on unlocking the 2021 badge!
You unlocked this for using the bot within the last few days of 2021!

[neat mica]

@waxen stream

✨ NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!✨

Obtain a badge!
Reward: ⏣ 2,000,000

@waxen stream You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

MBG•Chitti's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,000,000
Bank: ⏣ 5,000 / 5,000 (100.0%)

😏 · Jan 1, 2022, 8:29 AM

[cunning horizon]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@cunning horizon You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

☆NITHIN SAI_YT❥..👑's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 8,336,518
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 211,040 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 1, 2022, 8:53 AM

[cunning horizon]

Pls rich

pls rich

[waxen stream]

Pls xp

[night bane]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

[neat mica]

Congrats @night bane on unlocking the 2021 badge!
You unlocked this for using the bot within the last few days of 2021!

[neat mica]

@night bane

✨ NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!✨

Obtain a badge!
Reward: ⏣ 2,000,000

[neat mica]

Balance Command

This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)

@night bane You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Nani?'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,009,058
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,840 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 1, 2022, 9:07 AM

[night bane]

Pls help

[neat mica]

Our Patreon Perks have had a lot of goodies added!

achievements
View your achievements progress
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
buy
Buy currency items from the shop!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 7

[night bane]

Pls alert

[neat mica]

Alert From The Developers

Thanks for a great 2021, here's our year in review: https://dankmemer.lol/recap/2021

You are #122,180 to view this alert!

[night bane]

Pls dep

[neat mica]

Deposit Command

Deposit is used to move money from your pocket to your bank account. You can check your balance with the balance command. You cannot deposit more than your max bank space.

@night bane what are you depositing, idiot

[night bane]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Nani?'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,009,058
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,840 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 1, 2022, 9:11 AM

[night bane]

Pls buy

[neat mica]

Buy Command

This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable. There is usually an item for sale too!

[neat mica]

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

[night bane]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 52m)
Hunting Rifle ─ ⏣ 16,250 (35% OFF!)
This hunting rifle allows you to use the hunt command, which can give you lots of different types of items!

Pepe Coin (0) — ⏣ 500,000
A pretty rare coin, probably only fairly rich people have this!

Pepe Medal (0) — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 5% of players have!

Pepe Trophy (0) — ⏣ 50,000,000
A trophy to flex how rich you are! You are rich enough to afford this... right?

Pepe Crown (0) — ⏣ 250,069,420
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved crowns. At least until another expensive item comes along LOL.

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 6 of 6

[night bane]

Pls buy Pepe coin

[neat mica]

Successful Rare Pepe purchase

@night bane bought 1 Rare Pepe and paid ⏣ 50,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[night bane]

Pls buy hunting rifle

[neat mica]

Successful Hunting Rifle purchase

@night bane bought 1 Hunting Rifle and paid ⏣ 16,250

Thanks for your purchase!

[night bane]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

Hunt Command

This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a hunting rifle from the shop with the buy command then then you can go hunting! There is also a chance to lose or even die if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger animals!

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Duck !

[night bane]

Pls hunt ducj