You lost ⏣ 7,000
New Balance: ⏣ 8,228
- JULIET 🥀❤🌈
Rolled 4
Dank Memer
Rolled 8
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You lost ⏣ 7,000
New Balance: ⏣ 8,228
Rolled 4
Rolled 8
Pls bet 7000
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 8s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
@stone bane Owo ki ra
Pls rich
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 839,508
Bank: ⏣ 3,088,951 / 3,088,951 (100.0%)
Heheh
Passive successfully changed to
Enabled
You are now a passive user. If you fail to use any commands for 3 days you will lose passive mode!
@river thicket Hey you're in passive mode. If you wanna share, turn that off!
lol
You have to wait 12 hours before turning passive mode back on.
Passive successfully changed to
Disabled
You are no longer a passive user
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 8,228
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 1,045,500 (0.0%)
Pls bj all
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
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Pls weekly
pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
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You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Pls bal
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 92,765
Bank: ⏣ 1,009,745 / 4,397,170 (23.0%)
Pls dep all
⏣ 92,765 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,102,510.
Pls work
@stone bane What color was next to the word baths?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 4,305 for a sub-par hour of work.
This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!
@dim ember You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Pls work
@stone bane Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,914 for an hour of work.
Pls work
@simple burrow What color was next to the word discord?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 5,675 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls bj 250000
Pls daily
⏣ 39,000 was placed in your wallet and a normie BOX!
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Your next daily is ready in:
8 hours, 43 minutes and 9 seconds
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @odd eagle. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 5859! 10500 + ⏣ 5859 an hour
Pls bj 250000
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls work
@odd eagle What was the emoji?
Pls bj 250000
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 16,359 for an hour of work.
Pls bj 250000
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls bj 250000
Pls bj 250000
Pls bj 250000
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls bj 250000
Pls bj 250000
Pls daily
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
8 hours, 13 minutes and 29 seconds
Pls bj 1500
pls daily
⏣ 25,500 was placed in your wallet!
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20 hours, 39 minutes and 14 seconds
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 960,813
Bank: ⏣ 873,437 / 874,277 (99.9%)
pls dep max
⏣ 840 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 874,277.
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Landmines
!
pls pm
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls beg
pls crime
You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 3,124. Nice!
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,212, why the heck is this down here
pls work
@west siren What color was next to the word permissions?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,300 for an hour of work.
@west siren You need to wait 59m and 5s until you can work again!
pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Ghost
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 45,000 per hour
pls inv
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Skunk ─ 2
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Fidget Spinner ─ 1
ID spinner ─ Power-up
Tidepod ─ 1
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Worm ─ 2
ID worm ─ Sellable
pls sell garbage
You successfully sold 1x
Garbage for ⏣ 718
pls fight @neat mica
@west siren is a legendary fighter!
pls fight @neat mica 10000
You can run this command again in 26 seconds
The default cooldown is 1m, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls fight @neat mica 10000
You'll be able to use this command again in 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 1m, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls fight @neat mica 10000
You can't bet fights against bots lol
pls fight @neat mica
@neat mica is a legendary fighter!
Pls fight @neat mica
LOL! They are doing something else with their stuff rn, wait for a bit
Pls work
@marsh rune You need to wait 58m and 1s until you can work again!
Tip: Uh oh! Are people trying to bankrob you? Make sure to use a phone and call the police to prevent them!
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
Pls fight @neat mica
You'll be able to use this command again in 11 seconds
The default cooldown is 1m, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
Pls rob @blissful obsidian
Pls fight @neat mica 250000
You can't bet fights against bots lol
Pls fight 250000
You need to provide a valid user ID or name to fight against lol
Pls fight 250000 @minor pollen
You need to provide a valid user ID or name to fight against lol

Pls fight @neat mica
@marsh rune is a legendary fighter!
Pls work
@marsh rune What color was next to the word tank?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 25,000 for an hour of work.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 615,726
Bank: ⏣ 1,273,352 / 1,273,832 (100.0%)
pls daily
⏣ 31,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
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Your next daily is ready in:
15 hours, 51 minutes and 40 seconds
pls work
Work for Babysitter - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,914 for an hour of work.
pls pm
pls crime
You bullied a kid and he sent you ⏣ 2,307 to stop! I hope that kid grows up richer than you.
pls pm
pls pm
Pls work
@simple burrow What color was next to the word advertising?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 17,025 for an hour of work.
Pls pm
pls work
@stone bane What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,914 for an hour of work.
Pls rich
Hai
@dim ember You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Pls daily
⏣ 25,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
4 hours, 28 minutes and 48 seconds
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 871,711
Bank: ⏣ 110,977 / 8,938,890 (1.2%)
Pls with all
@jovial geyser You found a rare pepe!
@jovial geyser ⏣ 110,977 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 982,688
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 8,938,890 (0.0%)
Pls collection
Pls dep 110977
⏣ 110,977 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 110,977.
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @simple burrow. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 7536! 10000 + ⏣ 7536 an hour
Tip: Scared of sending the wrong things to someone? Enable confirmations in pls settings!
Pls meme
Pls crime
You stole a developer's identity and gave yourself ⏣ 2,885
Pls bj 250000
Pls bj 250000
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls bj 250000
Pls bj 250000
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls bj 250000
Pls bj 250000
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls bj 250000
Pls fight
You need to provide a valid user ID or name to fight against lol
Pls fight @minor pollen
Your turn @minor pollen!
Pls daily
Your streak should be resetting but it's disabled while we fix some bot issues temporarily. Keep up!
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
⏣ 25,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
16 hours, 21 minutes and 12 seconds
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @minor pollen. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 609! 10000 + ⏣ 609 an hour
Tip: You can purchase lootboxes to support development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot
Help us stay mostly free to play!
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Pls bj max
pls work
Work for Babysitter - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,914 for an hour of work.
pls dAily
⏣ 31,750 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
15 hours, 23 minutes and 25 seconds
pls vote
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 107,578
Bank: ⏣ 644,084 / 1,048,020 (61.5%)
pls bj 20000
pls bj 30000
pls bj 40000
pls bj 30000
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
pls bj 50000
pls bj all
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
pls bj all
pls with 50000
@stone bane ⏣ 50,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 594,084.
pls bj all
pls with 250000
@stone bane ⏣ 250,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 344,084.
pls bj all
pls dep all
⏣ 420,898 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 764,982.
pls use daily box
pls bj all
pls pm
pls bj all
pls bj all
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 2,597
Bank: ⏣ 764,982 / 1,052,340 (72.7%)
Pls bj all
Pls with 100000
@stone bane ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 664,982.
Tip: Our OFFICIAL community server gives a large multi, robbing is disabled, and we do a TON of giveaways daily! discord.gg/memers
pls bj 25000
pls bj 25000
pls bj 25000
pls bj 25000
Pls bj 3143
pls bj 36143
pls bj 25000
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls bj 25000
pls bj 75474
Pls bj 25000
pls bj 91232
Pls bj 93705
pls bj 68068
pls dep all
⏣ 300,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 964,982.
Pls with 64982
@stone bane ⏣ 64,982 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 900,000.
pls bj all
Pls with 250000
@stone bane ⏣ 250,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 650,000.
pls bj all
Pls with 50000
@stone bane ⏣ 50,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 600,000.
Tip: Don't forget to do 'pls daily' every day! Daily streaks give you bonuses!
Pls inv
Engagement Ring ─ 1
ID ring ─ Collectable
Box of Sand ─ 8
ID sand ─ Tool
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Skunk ─ 2
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Fidget Spinner ─ 2
ID spinner ─ Power-up
Pls pm
Pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls beg
Pls crime
Somebody noticed your strange behaviour and reported your account.
Pls pm
If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 7 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls bj all
Pls with 250000
@stone bane ⏣ 250,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 350,000.
pls bj 25000
Pls bj 25000
pls bj 60116
pls bj 19841
pls bj 44656
pls dep all
⏣ 300,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 650,000.
Pls inv
Engagement Ring ─ 1
ID ring ─ Collectable
Box of Sand ─ 8
ID sand ─ Tool
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Skunk ─ 2
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Fidget Spinner ─ 2
ID spinner ─ Power-up
You successfully sold 1x
Duck for ⏣ 5,968
Pls sell skunk
Tip: Did you know we hold a monthly dev QnA? Join us with your suggestion at discord.gg/memers
You successfully sold 1x
Skunk for ⏣ 4,263
Pls sell skunk
You successfully sold 1x
Skunk for ⏣ 4,263
Pls bal
Tip: Patrons don't pay tax while sharing, among other perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium
Wallet: ⏣ 14,494
Bank: ⏣ 650,000 / 1,058,100 (61.4%)
Pls bj all
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 650,000 / 1,058,340 (61.4%)
Pls with 5000
@stone bane ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 645,000.
pls bj all
Pls with 50000
@stone bane ⏣ 50,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 595,000.
pls bj 30000
pls bj all
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls bj all
Pls bj 25000
pls bj 25925
Pls bj 30000
pls bj 30000
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
pls fight @neat mica 20000
You can't bet fights against bots lol
Pls bj all
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 345,000 / 1,059,900 (32.6%)
Pls with 25000
@stone bane ⏣ 25,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 320,000.
pls bj all
Pls bal
Tip: Did you know there's a family friendly mode now? Check your user settings pls settings or your server settings pls serverconf.
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 320,000 / 1,059,900 (30.2%)
Pls with 20000
@stone bane ⏣ 20,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 300,000.
Pls with 50000
@stone bane ⏣ 50,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 250,000.
pls bj all
Pls with all
@stone bane ⏣ 250,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
Pls bj all
Hi

Pls bal
@iron merlin
Get a promotion!
Reward: ⏣ 25,000
Reward: 1x
Rare Pepe
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 68,357
Bank: ⏣ 32,880 / 37,680 (87.3%)
@iron merlin OH NO!
Your pet felt terrible about being neglected. It rolled away to find a better owner. You now have no pet.
Pls pet
You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.
Pls pet




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Level 0
Pls bal
Awww! You bought a cute little Crab!
What name do you want to give to your crab? Enter a name in chat now!




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23h and 58m until empty




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(99 / 100)
Level 0
You pat Little kid.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 134,610
Bank: ⏣ 353,796 / 353,796 (100.0%)
pls bal
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 12,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 67,647 (0.0%)
pls work
@safe lintel You found a rare pepe!
Work for House Wife - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the goalkeeper was at the goal you kicked the ball in.
You were given ⏣ 4,000 for a sub-par hour of work.
pls bal
Tip: We just added a FAQ page on our site. Go check it out! https://dankmemer.lol/faq
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 16,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 67,887 (0.0%)
pls vote
pls inv
Bank Note ─ 6
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Daily Box ─ 1
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
pls bal
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 66,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 67,887 (0.0%)
pls use bank note
You turn 1 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 10,299 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 78,186 in total bank space, with 66,786 (85.4%) being expanded storage
pls use banknote
You have 5 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
5
You turn 5 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 73,675 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 151,861 in total bank space, with 140,461 (92.5%) being expanded storage
pls bj all
pls use daily box
pls pm
pls crime
This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a crime to commit from the list, and you have a chance to win big! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die!
You set a building on fire and on your way out you found ⏣ 3,272
Tip: One of the many perks for donors are steal-shields! Lose less coins when stolen from! https://dankmemer.lol/premium
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 98,336
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 152,221 (0.0%)
pls inv
Cookie ─ 10
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Purple Phallic Object ─ 5
ID purplephallicobject ─ Collectable
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
You successfully sold 1x
Cookie for ⏣ 2,000
pls bal
@safe lintel You found a rare pepe!
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 100,336
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 152,221 (0.0%)
pls dep all
⏣ 100,336 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 100,336.
pls with 20000
@safe lintel ⏣ 20,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 80,336.
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
pls bj all
pls with all
@safe lintel ⏣ 80,336 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
pls bj 40000
pls bj 15000
pls bj 15000
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
pls bj all
pls use bbe
You don't own this item??
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
pls bal
This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)
pls jail @silver prawn
, work
pls slap @neat mica
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
@silver prawn
good
pls daily
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
⏣ 32,000 was placed in your wallet and a normie BOX!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 9 minutes and 33 seconds
This event has expired.
I AM VERY BORED, SO HERE IS AN EVENT MY BORED GAMERS
guess guess guess
pls work
You never fail to amaze me @stone bane. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 2802! 10500 + ⏣ 2802 an hour
- JULIET 🥀❤🌈 answered first!
- JULIET 🥀❤🌈 gained ⏣ 2,683
pls bj all
pls bj 30000
pls bj 30000
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
pls fight @safe lintel
@stone bane is a legendary fighter!
Wallet: ⏣ 70,769
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 1,063,020 (0.0%)
pls bj all
@stone bane
Run 1000 commands!
Reward: ⏣ 500,000
You can't bet more than 250,000 coins at once, sorry not sorry
pls dep all
⏣ 570,769 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 570,769.
pls vote
pls daily
Your streak should be resetting but it's disabled while we fix some bot issues temporarily. Keep up!
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
⏣ 25,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 5 minutes and 50 seconds
pls work
@safe lintel What color was next to the word household?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 4,000 for a sub-par hour of work.
pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 22d, 5h and 14m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
pls bal
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 79,250
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 154,621 (0.0%)
pls use daily box
pls inv
Bank Note ─ 3
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Cookie ─ 9
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Golden Phallic Object ─ 1
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
pls bal
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 161,966
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 154,621 (0.0%)
pls dep all
⏣ 154,621 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 154,621.
pls use banknote
You have 3 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
3
You turn 3 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 46,784 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 201,405 in total bank space, with 187,245 (93.0%) being expanded storage
pls bal
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
Wallet: ⏣ 1,088,466
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 518,074 (0.0%)
pls dep all
⏣ 518,074 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 518,074.
pls work
@foggy basin You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Tip: When trading, you should ALWAYS use a middle-man. Most servers from pls partners have middle-men to help!
pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Police Officer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 21,000 per hour
Teacher
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 22,000 per hour
Musician
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 23,000 per hour
Dank Memer Shopkeeper
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 24,000 per hour
Pro Gamer
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 25,000 per hour
pls work Police Officer
@foggy basin Congratulations, you are now working as a Police Officer!
You're required to work at least 3 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 21,000 per hour.
pls work
@foggy basin What was the emoji?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you selected the wrong emoji.
You were given ⏣ 7,000 for a sub-par hour of work.
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls sell skunk
You successfully sold 1x
Skunk for ⏣ 3,575
pls help
@foggy basin You found a rare pepe!
We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!
slots
Bet some coins on the slot machine!
snakeeyes
Bet on whether you'll get "snake eyes" or not.
steal
Try and steal from someone's pocket!
stream
A streamer simulator! The more involved you are the more coins you will receive!
taxcalc
Calculate tax on a number according to dank memer tax rates
title
Change title displayed on your profile.
trade
Trade with someone securely.
use
Use a currency item (not all are usable).
pls daily
Your streak should be resetting but it's disabled while we fix some bot issues temporarily. Keep up!
Tip: Our rules are on our website. Are you following them? https://dankmemer.lol/rules
⏣ 28,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
16 hours, 52 minutes and 17 seconds
pls monthly
This command gives you a large sum of coins once per month!
⏣ 175,000 was placed in your wallet.
You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
pls rich
Pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
Pls work
Work for Babysitter - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 13,302 for an hour of work.
Pls inv
Anti-Rob Pack ─ 1
ID antirobpack ─ Item Pack
Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up
Baby ─ 1
ID baby ─ Collectable
Bank Note ─ 6
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 3
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Pls use banknote
You have 6 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
6
You turn 6 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 88,254 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 1,152,474 in total bank space, with 1,045,674 (90.7%) being expanded storage
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 13,302
Bank: ⏣ 570,769 / 1,152,474 (49.5%)
Pls bj
You need to bet something, seems like common sense tbh.
Pls bj all
Pls bj all
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls work
@stone bane Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 13,302 for an hour of work.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 58,245
Bank: ⏣ 570,769 / 1,153,194 (49.5%)
Pls bj 25000
pls bj 25000
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
pls bj 25000
Pls bj all
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls bj all
Pls dep all
⏣ 137,618 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 708,387.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 708,387 / 1,154,874 (61.3%)
Pls with 200000
@stone bane ⏣ 200,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 508,387.
Pls bj all
Pls with 250000
@stone bane ⏣ 250,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 258,387.
Tip: Be on the lookout for rare events that can take place while using commands!
pls bj all
Pls bj 250000
Pls bj 250000
pls bj 52677
pls bj 29082
pls bj 25000
Pls bj 25972
pls bj 25000
pls bj 6000
Pls bj 30000
pls bj 664430
You can't bet more than 250,000 coins at once, sorry not sorry
pls bj 64430
pls dep all
⏣ 773,555 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,031,942.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,031,942 / 1,159,434 (89.0%)
Pls with 31942
@stone bane ⏣ 31,942 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,000,000.
pls bj all
Pls bj 3370
pls bj 25000
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
pls bj 25000
pls bj all
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls bj all
Pls bj 9287
Pls bj all
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls bj all
Pls with 250000
@stone bane ⏣ 250,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 750,000.
pls bj 50000
Pls bj al
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls bj all
Pls with 50000
@stone bane ⏣ 50,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 700,000.
pls bj all
Pls bj 42832
Pls bj 13369
pls bj 100000
This event has expired.
TRIVIA NIGHT
Let's see who's the smartest person here!
Which of these numbers is closest to the total number of possible states for an army standard Enigma Machine?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Science: Mathematics
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
Pls bj all
Pls dep all
⏣ 414,132 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,114,132.
Pls with 114132
@stone bane ⏣ 114,132 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,000,000.
pls bj 14132
pls bj all
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls bj all
Pls bj 25000
pls bj 13840
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls bj 13840
pls bj 32644
pls bj 25000
pls bj 25000
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
pls bj 50000
pls bj 25000
pls bj 25000
plz daily
pls bj 25000
pls bj 25000
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
You have no coins in your wallet to gamble with lol.
pls bj 25000
pls bj 46049
plz bal
pls dep all
⏣ 168,554 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,168,554.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 352,892
Bank: ⏣ 1,168,554 / 1,168,554 (100.0%)
Pls bal adhi 🙄
Wallet: ⏣ 352,892
Bank: ⏣ 1,168,554 / 1,168,554 (100.0%)
Pls bal adhi rolling_eyes
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,600 (0.0%)
plz with all
@stone bane You need to wait 24m and 24s until you can work again!
@MBG ARAVIND 👑 pls daily cheyi
Pls pm
oi you need to buy a laptop in the shop to post memes
Turns out that old lady you tried to scam, was also a scammer!
pls daily
This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.
Your streak should be resetting but it's disabled while we fix some bot issues temporarily. Keep up!
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
⏣ 25,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
13 hours, 54 minutes and 11 seconds
plz bj all
Pls bj 25000
pls bj 25000
pls bj 250000
pls bj all
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
pls bj 25000
Pls bj all
Pls with 500000
@stone bane ⏣ 500,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 668,554.
Tip: You can be blacklisted or banned for breaking our rules! See the rules here: https://dankmemer.lol/rules
pls bj 25500
pls bj 25000
pls bj 25009
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
pls bj 250000
pls bj 30000
oi you need to buy a laptop in the shop to post memes
Pls buy laptop
@stone bane bought 1 Laptop
and paid ⏣ 3,150
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 50m)
Laptop ─ ⏣ 3,150 (37% OFF!)
Use the laptop to post memes using the postmemes command, which can either get you bad or good reviews. Depending on the review, you could earn some cash!
Life Saver (3) — ⏣ 30,000
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!
Tidepod (1) — ⏣ 30,000
Risking your life for a multiplier? Sounds great!
Robbers Wishlist (10) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!
Rare Pepe (5) — ⏣ 50,000
A lone rare pepe, made to collect and flex how many you can get compared to your friends.
Shredded Cheese (2) — ⏣ 75,000
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!
Pls use shreddercheese
Shredded Cheese ─ EFFECTS
There's a small chance your lactose intolerance acts up and you lose some experience points.
Do you still want to use this item?
Uh oh.. your lactose intolerance is acting up. You feel extremely nauseous and you literally dookied out 23 experience points.
You have 1x Shredded Cheese left.
Pls profile
Title: Memer
10





1,013/1,100





Wallet: ⏣ 299,313
Bank: ⏣ 668,554
Net: ⏣ 4,760,787
Coin Multi: 205%
Gamble Multi: 41%
30 items (110 total) worth ⏣ 3,792,920
28 daily streak
1 cheese eaten (15.52% xp multi)
1,045,674 bank note space
1 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,083 commands issued
Works as a Babysitter
Padlock - 26d left
Pls bj 25000
pls bj 25000
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
pls bj 27592
pls bj 50000
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
pls bj 50000
pls bj all
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls bj all
Pls with 250000
@stone bane ⏣ 250,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 418,554.
pls bj 23456
pls bj all
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls bj all
Pls with all
@stone bane ⏣ 418,554 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
Pls fight @safe lintel
@stone bane is a legendary fighter!
Pls fight 250000 @safe lintel
You need to provide a valid user ID or name to fight against lol
Pls fight @safe lintel 250000
BTW ITS ALEX is too poor for this kind of bet lmao
pls bal
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 7,345
Bank: ⏣ 154,621 / 201,405 (76.8%)
pls with all
@safe lintel ⏣ 154,621 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Pls fight @safe lintel 200000
BTW ITS ALEX is too poor for this kind of bet lmao
Tip: Did you know there's a family friendly mode now? Check your user settings pls settings or your server settings pls serverconf.
pls fight @safe lintel 20000
@safe lintel, - JULIET 🥀❤🌈 challenged you for a fight.
Winner gets ⏣ 40,000! Do you want to play?
@stone bane is a legendary fighter!
Pls bal
pls bal
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 141,966
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 201,405 (0.0%)
Pls fight @safe lintel 141966
@safe lintel, - JULIET 🥀❤🌈 challenged you for a fight.
Winner gets ⏣ 283,932! Do you want to play?
@stone bane is a legendary fighter!
Wallet: ⏣ 580,520
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 1,168,674 (0.0%)
Pls dep all
⏣ 580,520 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 580,520.
Pls with 80000
@stone bane ⏣ 80,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 500,520.
pls bj all
Pls with 250000
@stone bane ⏣ 250,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 250,520.
pls bj all
@stone bane ⏣ 250,520 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
Pls dep 520
⏣ 520 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 520.
pls bj all
Pls dep all
⏣ 593,977 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 594,497.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 594,497 / 1,169,394 (50.8%)
Pls pm
Pls crime
Somebody noticed your strange behaviour and reported your account.
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Purple Phallic Object
!
Pls beg
Pls pm
Pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
Pls beg
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Worms
!
Pls bj all
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 12,800
Bank: ⏣ 594,497 / 1,172,274 (50.7%)
Pls bj all
Pls work
@stone bane Click the buttons in correct order!
Work for Babysitter - Repeat Order - Remember words order!
helpful
childcare
house
daycare
allergies
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 13,302 for an hour of work.
Pls bj all
Pls work
@stone bane You need to wait 19m and 58s until you can work again!
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 594,497 / 1,173,714 (50.7%)
Pls vote
Pls pm
Pls use daily box
Pls dep all
⏣ 119,040 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 713,537.
Anti-Rob Pack ─ 1
ID antirobpack ─ Item Pack
Apple ─ 2
ID apple ─ Power-up
Baby ─ 1
ID baby ─ Collectable
Bank Note ─ 3
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 3
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Pls use banknote
You have 3 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
3
You turn 3 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 53,880 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 1,227,594 in total bank space, with 1,099,554 (89.6%) being expanded storage
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 713,537 / 1,227,594 (58.1%)
Pls daily
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
Your streak should be resetting but it's disabled while we fix some bot issues temporarily. Keep up!
⏣ 25,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours, 43 minutes and 42 seconds
Pls daily
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
⏣ 39,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
9 hours, 24 minutes and 2 seconds
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @odd eagle. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 6350! 10500 + ⏣ 6350 an hour
Pls work
Work for Babysitter - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 16,850 for an hour of work.
,bal
Pls inv @stone bane
Shredded Cheese ─ 1
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Chill Pill ─ 3
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
Coin Bomb ─ 3
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
Duct Tape ─ 2
ID ducttape ─ Tool
Fake ID ─ 2
ID fakeid ─ Tool
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 5,660,989
Bank: ⏣ 5,268,268
This event has expired.
I AM VERY BORED, SO HERE IS AN EVENT MY BORED GAMERS
guess guess guess
MBG • TEJASWINI ❤ answered first!
MBG • TEJASWINI ❤ compiled ⏣ 2,402
Pls give @winter aurora ducttape
@stone bane You have to give coins, don't try to break me.
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!

Coins laga ivva lev
2 rs ista 
@stone bane
Pls trade 2, 1 duct tape @stone bane
@winter aurora gives:
⏣ 2
@stone bane gives:
1x
Duct Tape
Continue trade?
@stone bane
@winter aurora gives:
⏣ 2
@stone bane gives:
1x
Duct Tape
Continue trade?
Canceling this transaction on behalf of MBG • TEJASWINI ❤
Online ki vachaka tag chey @stone bane
@stone bane 2 duct tape and 1 normiebox box evvu 30k ista 
Tidepod ─ 1
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Robbers Wishlist ─ 10
ID wishlist ─ Tool
Worm ─ 3
ID worm ─ Sellable
Pls daily
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
⏣ 32,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 2 minutes and 6 seconds
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @stone bane. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 3201! 10500 + ⏣ 3201 an hour
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
@stone bane
Pls uae normie box

k
Pls trade 20k, 2 duct tape @stone bane
@winter aurora gives:
⏣ 20,000 (+ ⏣ 1,000 tax)
@stone bane gives:
2x
Duct Tape
Continue trade?
@stone bane
@winter aurora gives:
⏣ 20,000 (+ ⏣ 1,000 tax)
@stone bane gives:
2x
Duct Tape
Continue trade?
Canceling this transaction on behalf of MBG • TEJASWINI ❤

Pls trade 20k, 2 duct tape @stone bane
@winter aurora gives:
⏣ 20,000 (+ ⏣ 1,000 tax)
@stone bane gives:
2x
Duct Tape
Continue trade?
@stone bane
@winter aurora gives:
⏣ 20,000 (+ ⏣ 1,000 tax)
@stone bane gives:
2x
Duct Tape
Continue trade?
⏣ 20,000 (+ ⏣ 1,000 tax)
2x
Duct Tape
Pls bal
Tip: With horseshoes, you can gain a lot more coins from simple commands like pls beg, or pls search!
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 54,652
Bank: ⏣ 713,537 / 1,228,074 (58.1%)
Pls trade 20k, 1 normiebox @stone bane
You can run this command again in 40 seconds
The default cooldown is 1m, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

Pls trade 20k, 1 normiebox @stone bane
You can run this command again in 23 seconds
The default cooldown is 1m, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
You'll be able to use this command again in 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 1m, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
Pls trade 20k, 1 normiebox @stone bane
@winter aurora gives:
⏣ 20,000 (+ ⏣ 1,000 tax)
@stone bane gives:
1x
Normie Box
Continue trade?
@stone bane
@winter aurora gives:
⏣ 20,000 (+ ⏣ 1,000 tax)
@stone bane gives:
1x
Normie Box
Continue trade?
⏣ 20,000 (+ ⏣ 1,000 tax)
1x
Normie Box
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Skunk ─ 1
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Fidget Spinner ─ 2
ID spinner ─ Power-up
Tidepod ─ 1
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Robbers Wishlist ─ 10
ID wishlist ─ Tool
Pls trade 10k, 1 pepecoin @stone bane
You'll be able to use this command again in 44 seconds
The default cooldown is 1m, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
Pls trade 10k, 1 pepecoin @stone bane
You'll be able to use this command again in 17 seconds
The default cooldown is 1m, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
Pls shop