Action Confirmed
Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
Do you still want to use this item?
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Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
Do you still want to use this item?
Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
@valid wyvern
You pull out a bit of old, dirty sand from your pocket and blow it right into VANSH's face.
VANSH has been blinded and they can't steal from anybody for another 30 minutes.
🥲
Pls audit
Nothing logged yet
Pls use sand
Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
Do you still want to use this item?
Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
@elder oriole
You pull out a bit of old, dirty sand from your pocket and blow it right into ΔᐯΞᒪᗝᑕ工丅ㄚΔ's face.
ΔᐯΞᒪᗝᑕ工丅ㄚΔ has been blinded and they can't steal from anybody for another 30 minutes.
Wallet: ⏣ 50,000
Bank: ⏣ 2,507,248 / 6,870,386 (36.5%)
Hehe
Pls ttt @elder oriole 50000
ΔᐯΞᒪᗝᑕ工丅ㄚΔ is too poor for this kind of bet lmao
Pls inv @
VANSH#4140
Alcohol ─ 4
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Ant ─ 37
ID ant ─ Sellable
Apple ─ 101
ID apple ─ Power-up
Bank Note ─ 146
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Berries and Cream ─ 1
ID berriesandcream ─ Collectable
Poor
Prestige I
Title: Dank Memer
33





3,366/3,400





Wallet: ⏣ 50,000
Bank: ⏣ 2,507,248
Net: ⏣ 80,302,998
40 items (5,095 total) worth ⏣ 77,745,750
10 daily streak
3 cheese eaten (26.88% xp multi)
6,259,328 bank note space
79 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
13,464 commands issued
Works as a Robber
Apple - 12h left
Box of Sand - 29m left
Pls pet
Level 1 Catgirl
5% steal shields, meaning this user loses 5% less coins when stolen from
1x 
1x 
1x 
Pls shop bolt
Pls itemlb bolt
💩 💩
Ik
Prestige I
Title: Dank Memer
27





2,709/2,800





Wallet: ⏣ 10,000
Bank: ⏣ 3,155,631
Net: ⏣ 223,418,561
Coin Multi: 105%
Gamble Multi: 21%
62 items (7,908 total) worth ⏣ 220,252,930
40 daily streak
30 cheese eaten (85.00% xp multi)
3,326,441 bank note space
5 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
9,981 commands issued
Works as a Day Trader
Alcohol - 9h left
Lucky Horseshoe - 6s left
...and 3 more
1x 
2x 
Ghu khale
Just for Fun bruh 


pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball.
You were given ⏣ 3,704 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls work
@valid wyvern You need to wait 36m and 21s until you can work again!
pls bal
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 240 (0.0%)
This event has expired.
THE PLS RICH COMMAND NO WORK! I WANT STEAL NOW! >:(
Get the developer to fix it ASAP or else!
Attack the boss by clicking why my pls rich no work?
:rage:
0 hits — 150/150 HP
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
pls work
@jolly mirage You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Tip: By enabling passive mode 'pls settings passive true' you wont get robbed, but you wont be able to share coins or gift items with anyone
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Rare Fishs
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Worms
!
Pls beg
Pls daily
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
4 hours, 42 minutes and 25 seconds
Pls bj max
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 67,626 (0.0%)
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @stone bane. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 315! 10500 + ⏣ 315 an hour
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
23 hours, 55 minutes and 21 seconds
Pls bal
Tip: Bored? Try prestiging for some buffs and to start over!
Wallet: ⏣ 25,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 68,106 (0.0%)
Pls bj all
Pls bj all
pls bal
This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 400
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 0
pls daily
This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
23 hours, 51 minutes and 14 seconds
pls message
Update 9.5.8 is now live
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@scenic spindle You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Tip: Sell high worth items that you don't want to use, to other players. Dank memer will give you very little for those banknotes, but the trading community may pay more!
pls job
@scenic spindle You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Tip: Donors get an extra multiplier (find more coins) + shields against being stolen from + a TON more. pls donate gives you more info
pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
pls discord mod
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 68,346 (0.0%)
Pls rob @scenic spindle
Pls daily
⏣ 32,500 was placed in your wallet and a dank BOX!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 52 minutes and 58 seconds
Pls work
Work for Fast Food Cook - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,111 for an hour of work.
😫
Pls daily
This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 29 minutes and 11 seconds
Pls use wish
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Nothing logged yet
Pls inv
Alcohol ─ 57
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Ant ─ 2
ID ant ─ Sellable
Apple ─ 7
ID apple ─ Power-up
Badosz's Card ─ 1
ID badoszcard ─ Collectable
Blue Phallic Object ─ 13
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Pls work
@valid wyvern What color was next to the word robbery?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 20,000 for an hour of work.
Pls se max

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 0
Pls work
@zealous halo You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Pls message
Update 9.5.8 is now live
9.5.8 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/followup-update-95.8
9.5.0 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/november-update-95.0
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
pls work list
This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
pls meme
pls meme
pls meme
Pls work
@cyan goblet What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 45,000 for an hour of work.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 68,346 (0.0%)
Pls work
@stone bane Click the buttons in correct order!
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 3,605 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls bj all
Pls vote
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 50,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 68,826 (0.0%)
Pls dep all
⏣ 50,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 50,000.
Pls daily box
Your next daily is ready in:
15 hours, 41 minutes and 27 seconds
Pls use daily box
Pls inv
Bank Note ─ 3
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Shredded Cheese ─ 1
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Duct Tape ─ 1
ID ducttape ─ Tool
Golden Phallic Object ─ 1
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable
Hunting Rifle ─ 2
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Pls use bank note
You turn 1 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 16,316 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 85,142 in total bank space, with 62,342 (73.2%) being expanded storage
You turn 1 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 23,965 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 109,107 in total bank space, with 86,307 (79.1%) being expanded storage
Pls use bank note
This command can be used again in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!
Pls use bank note
You turn 1 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 13,743 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 122,850 in total bank space, with 100,050 (81.4%) being expanded storage
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 92,439
Bank: ⏣ 50,000 / 122,850 (40.7%)
Pls dep all
⏣ 72,850 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 122,850.
Pls bal
Tip: Do you want to steal from the bank of a rich person? Get some friends together for a bank heist using pls bankrob!
Wallet: ⏣ 19,589
Bank: ⏣ 122,850 / 122,850 (100.0%)
Pls bj all
pls bal
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 199,077 / 203,502 (97.8%)
pls daily
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
12 hours, 48 minutes and 40 seconds
Pls daily
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
⏣ 25,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
11 hours, 12 minutes and 58 seconds
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
9 hours, 40 minutes and 27 seconds
Pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,111 for an hour of work.
Pls daily
⏣ 27,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
8 hours, 10 minutes and 52 seconds
pls vote
pls work
@odd eagle What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,111 for an hour of work.
@frozen fjord You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
Pls daily
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
5 hours, 40 minutes and 47 seconds
Pls monthly
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
⏣ 150,000 was placed in your wallet.
You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Pls message
Tip: Come see the hard working staff that works on our bot! https://dankmemer.lol/staff
Update 9.5.8 is now live
9.5.8 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/followup-update-95.8
9.5.0 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/november-update-95.0
Pls bj all
Pls bal
Tip: Be on the lookout for rare events that can take place while using commands!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 141,971 / 170,561 (83.2%)
Pls work
@cursive lotus What color was next to the word project?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
Pls bj all
Pls with all
@cursive lotus ⏣ 141,971 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
Pls bet all
You lost ⏣ 141,971
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 3
Rolled 6
Guild form
Check Here For #📬︙apply-for-guild Guild Form @fathom summit
Pls meme
Welcome to Dank Memer, Alone But Alive💀!
There's a ton to do with our bot, with our most popular features being seeing hot memes, making memes, and playing a memey currency game! We even just gave you a new player kit to open in our currency system, open it with pls use newplayerpack!
To get started in the currency system with commands, try out pls search, pls beg, and pls daily. After that, go and buy your first pet with pls pet!
Some of our other popular commands are things such as pls meme to see some memes, or pls magik to see your avatar all magik-y!
To learn more, visit our website (https://dankmemer.lol) or our support server (discord.gg/meme)! You can see all our commands with pls help!
Pls daily
Tip: You can win all types of crazy items from lootboxes, even pink phallic- wait... https://dankmemer.lol/loot
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
⏣ 25,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 35 minutes and 22 seconds
Pls bal
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 957,194
Bank: ⏣ 523,283 / 528,173 (99.1%)
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 21m)
Shovel ─ ⏣ 16,500 (34% OFF!)
This shovel allows you to use the dig command, which can give you lots of different types of items!
Alcohol (1) — ⏣ 12,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Lucky Horseshoe (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!
Fidget Spinner (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!
Shovel (0) — ⏣ 16,500
Use this to dig!
Fishing Pole (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!
Pls buy fidget spinner
@deft coral bought 1 Fidget Spinner
and paid ⏣ 25,000
Pls use fidget spinner
Spinning your fidget spinner...
Your fidget spinner span for 17 minutes, granting you a 17% multiplier boost for 10 minutes!
Pls work
@deft coral You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Pls buy fidget spinner
@deft coral bought 1 Fidget Spinner
and paid ⏣ 25,000
Pls dep all
⏣ 4,890 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 528,173.
Pls bal
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 902,304
Bank: ⏣ 528,173 / 528,173 (100.0%)
Pls daily
⏣ 25,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
19 hours, 59 minutes and 56 seconds
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 65,237
Bank: ⏣ 122,850 / 123,810 (99.2%)
Work for Babysitter - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the goalkeeper was at the goal you kicked the ball in.
You were given ⏣ 3,605 for a sub-par hour of work.
pls rob
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 16,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 58,440 (0.0%)
pls inv
Box of Sand ─ 2
ID sand ─ Tool
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Pls meme
Pls meme
Pls meme
pls daily
⏣ 32,750 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
8 hours, 34 minutes and 26 seconds
pls work
You never fail to amaze me @odd eagle. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 334! 11111 + ⏣ 334 an hour
pls work
Work for Fast Food Cook - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the goalkeeper was at the goal you kicked the ball in.
You were given ⏣ 3,815 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @simple burrow. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 1941! 10000 + ⏣ 1941 an hour
Pls crime
You managed to steal ⏣ 3,573. Money Heist!
Pls daily
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
7 hours, 33 minutes and 5 seconds
Pls bj all
Pls dep max
⏣ 28,040 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 28,040.
You don't own this item??
Pls inv
Seaweed ─ 3
ID seaweed ─ Sellable
Robbers Wishlist ─ 1
ID wishlist ─ Tool
Pls use robbers whisklist
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 2,653,838
Bank: ⏣ 4,386,556 / 4,386,916 (100.0%)
pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball.
You were given ⏣ 3,815 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls use wish
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls rob
pls daily
⏣ 25,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
20 hours, 3 minutes and 42 seconds
pls bal
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Wallet: ⏣ 73,958
Bank: ⏣ 212,438 / 213,038 (99.7%)
pls vote
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 123,958
Bank: ⏣ 212,438 / 213,038 (99.7%)
pls use banknote
You have 3 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
3
You turn 3 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 38,505 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 251,543 in total bank space, with 226,703 (90.1%) being expanded storage
pls dep all
⏣ 39,105 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 251,543.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 84,853
Bank: ⏣ 251,543 / 251,543 (100.0%)
pls inv
Shredded Cheese ─ 1
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Daily Box ─ 1
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Duct Tape ─ 1
ID ducttape ─ Tool
Golden Phallic Object ─ 1
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable
Hunting Rifle ─ 2
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
pls use daily box
pls sell laptop
You successfully sold 1x
Laptop for ⏣ 1,000
pls sell laptop
You successfully sold 1x
Laptop for ⏣ 1,000
pls sell laptop
You'll be able to use this command again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!
pls sell laptop
You successfully sold 1x
Laptop for ⏣ 1,000
pls daily
Tip: Uh oh! Are people trying to bankrob you? Make sure to use a phone and call the police to prevent them!
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
19 hours, 50 minutes and 6 seconds
pls use daily box
pls beg
pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD
pls bal
Tip: Go earn a sick reward by voting here: https://top.gg/bot/memes/vote
Wallet: ⏣ 371,154
Bank: ⏣ 2,991,278 / 2,991,278 (100.0%)
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 471,154
Bank: ⏣ 2,991,278 / 3,104,978 (96.3%)
pls dep all
⏣ 113,700 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,104,978.
pls bal
Tip: Stealing while employed can very well get you fired, crime beware!
Wallet: ⏣ 146,950
Bank: ⏣ 251,543 / 252,263 (99.7%)
@dapper epoch What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,062 for an hour of work.
pls dep max
⏣ 960 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 48,480.
deposit coins much? you have none lol
Pls bal
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 5,000 / 5,000 (100.0%)
Pls work
@pure phoenix You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Pls work
@pure phoenix You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Pls message
Update 9.5.8 is now live
9.5.8 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/followup-update-95.8
9.5.0 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/november-update-95.0
@CASINO LOVER 👑 You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
NewMail You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!
Pls work list
This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 10,373,647 (0.0%)
pls bal @cursive lotus
Wallet: ⏣ 76,044,442
Bank: ⏣ 15,320
PLS RICH
pls bal 790991700373930035
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 153,298
Bank: ⏣ 5,972,598 / 5,973,558 (100.0%)
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,086,289 / 6,479,036 (16.8%)
pls with 5e4
@mint plover ⏣ 50,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,036,289.
Tip: You can purchase lootboxes to support development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot
Help us stay mostly free to play!
pls profile
No active items right now
pls use appl
You don't own this item??
Tip: Make sure to check the shop regularly for sales and seasonal items!
pls with 5e7
@undone bobcat Your second argument should be a number and no more than what you have in your bank (⏣ 5,972,598)
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
pls use apple
You don't own this item??
pls dep all
⏣ 960 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,973,558.
pls inventory
Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Apple ─ 2
ID apple ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 35
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Shredded Cheese ─ 2
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Chill Pill ─ 1
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
pls profile
Title: 69 nice
98





9,816/9,900





Wallet: ⏣ 152,338
Bank: ⏣ 5,973,558
Net: ⏣ 12,457,986
Coin Multi: 97%
Gamble Multi: 19%
21 items (100 total) worth ⏣ 6,332,090
13 daily streak
7 cheese eaten (41.06% xp multi)
4,795,644 bank note space
34 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
9,724 commands issued
Works as a Manager
Apple - 7h left
Padlock - 1y left
...and 1 more
Solar
Level 2 Dog
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,521, the garage is full of treasures
pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls dep all
⏣ 480 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,974,038.
pls bal
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 153,379
Bank: ⏣ 5,974,038 / 5,974,038 (100.0%)
pls use luck
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
pls use alcohol
Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item?
You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
⏣ 50,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,086,289.
Pls daily
⏣ 33,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
9 hours, 37 minutes and 5 seconds
Pls work
@odd eagle What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,445 for an hour of work.
pls work
@mint plover What color was next to the word java?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 37,239 for an hour of work.
+30% poster item bonus
pls dep max
⏣ 37,239 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,123,528.
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Worms
!
pls pm
Hi
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @simple burrow. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 2299! 10000 + ⏣ 2299 an hour
Pls crime
You set a building on fire and on your way out you found ⏣ 3,045
Pls daily
⏣ 25,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
7 hours, 15 minutes and 56 seconds
Pls bj all
Pls dep max
⏣ 2,160 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 30,200.
pls bal
Tip: Certain non-currency related commands can give you coins, such as pls trivia!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 526,213 / 44,918,766 (1.2%)
pls use apple
You've eaten an apple! For the next 24 hours if you die, you won't lose any items. You will however, still lose coins.
pls use pad
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
pls use mine
You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 24 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.
pls use luck
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
pls use alc
Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item?
You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
pls profile
Padlock expires in 11mo, 16d and 15h
Fake ID expires in 1d, 4h and 15m
Apple expires in 23h, 58m and 32s
Landmine expires in 23h, 58m and 44s
Lucky Horseshoe expires in 13m and 51s
Alcohol expires in 9h, 59m and 34s
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob shanu#5902
pls bal @odd eagle
Wallet: ⏣ 2,702,098
Bank: ⏣ 4,386,556
Wallet: ⏣ 357,454
Bank: ⏣ 3,104,978 / 3,104,978 (100.0%)
pls vote
pls daily
⏣ 25,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
20 hours, 19 minutes and 22 seconds
pls use kno
You have 6 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
6
You turn 6 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 105,321 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 3,210,299 in total bank space, with 3,169,379 (98.7%) being expanded storage
pls dep all
⏣ 105,321 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,210,299.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 377,383
Bank: ⏣ 3,210,299 / 3,210,299 (100.0%)
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
20 hours, 8 minutes and 14 seconds
Pls use wish
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 636,616 / 7,047,762 (9.0%)
Pls with 1w5
@valid wyvern Your second argument should be a number and no more than what you have in your bank (⏣ 636,616)
Pls bal PRIT⧋M#3410
Wallet: ⏣ 1,554,669
Bank: ⏣ 11,247,092
@valid wyvern ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 536,616.
⏣ 100,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 636,616.
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @icy pine. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 7536! 10000 + ⏣ 7536 an hour
Pls inv
Pepe Coin ─ 3
ID pepecoin ─ Collectable
Pink Phallic Object ─ 25
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
Pizza Slice ─ 1
ID pizza ─ Power-up
Purple Phallic Object ─ 3
ID purplephallicobject ─ Collectable
Rare Fish ─ 9
ID rarefish ─ Sellable
Pls bal
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 2,129
Bank: ⏣ 7,160 / 8,120 (88.2%)
Pls rob GOURAV-MSO#0304
Pls rich
⏣ 33,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 11 minutes and 49 seconds
Pls work
You were fired from your position as a Fast Food Cook.
You did not meet the minimum amount of required hours, and your boss decided to fire you.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 6 hours before you can find another job.
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
Pls pm
Pls meme
Pls ts
Pls vote
Pls pm
This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose which meme from the list to post to the fake internet, and in return people will pay you (or break your laptop) based on how much they enjoy the meme. This command requires a laptop in your inventory to work!
Pls pm
If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 13 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls pm
If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 5 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls pm
Pls pm
If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 30 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls bal
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 7,151
Bank: ⏣ 8,120 / 8,120 (100.0%)
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
Pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls beg
Pls daily
⏣ 25,750 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours, 17 minutes and 8 seconds
Pls vote
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 172,700
Bank: ⏣ 251,543 / 252,743 (99.5%)
Pls inv
Hunting Rifle ─ 2
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Pls use daily box
Pls daily
This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours, 13 minutes and 53 seconds
Please give me some money I need
pls vote
pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
9 hours, 3 minutes and 36 seconds
pls inv
Chill Pill ─ 5
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
Coin Bomb ─ 9
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
Cookie ─ 25
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Daily Box ─ 43
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Dank Box ─ 1
ID dank ─ Loot Box
pls use dank
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 3,644,110
Bank: ⏣ 4,386,556 / 4,390,036 (99.9%)
pls use banknote
You have 3 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
3
You turn 3 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 47,779 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 4,437,815 in total bank space, with 4,064,135 (91.6%) being expanded storage
pls dep max
⏣ 51,259 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,437,815.
Pls daily
This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
6 hours, 23 minutes and 14 seconds
Pls bal
Tip: Use partnered dank memer servers with pls partners to find servers with big trading communities, and giveaways.
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 16,985
Bank: ⏣ 15,080 / 15,080 (100.0%)
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal Lalith Sai#1856
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 16,519,332
Bank: ⏣ 1,158,952
Pls use alc
You don't own this item??
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Pls buy laptop
@autumn bridge bought 1 Laptop
and paid ⏣ 5,000
Pls pm
Pls hl
You lost!
Your hint was 60. The hidden number was 46.
Pls pm
If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 15 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls pm
If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls hl
This command can be used again in 13 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!
Pls hl
You lost!
Your hint was 42. The hidden number was 76.
Pls pm
Pls hl
You lost!
Your hint was 63. The hidden number was 90.
Pls hl
You won ⏣ 1,776!
Your hint was 75. The hidden number was 11.
Pls pm
Pls hl
You can run this command again in 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!
Pls pm
If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 14 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls hl
You lost!
Your hint was 90. The hidden number was 56.
Pls pm
Pls bal
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 21,696
Bank: ⏣ 15,080 / 15,080 (100.0%)
Pls trivia start
no blockhead, the correct answer was T.S. Elliot
The Andrew Lloyd Webber musical "Cats" is based off a book of poems written by which author?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Musicals & Theatres
Pls trivia start
no nincompoop, the correct answer was 12
How many independent countries are there within the continent of South America?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Geography
Pls trivia start
no moron, the correct answer was Omega
What is the last letter of the Greek alphabet?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
General Knowledge
Pls trivia
You got that answer correct know-it-all, you also got 1,000 coins.
Which famous New York Yankees outfielder did Marilyn Monroe marry?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Celebrities
Pls trivia start
no nitwit, the correct answer was Richard Bachman
Under what pseudonym did Stephen King publish five novels between 1977 and 1984?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Books
Pls trivia start
no twit, the correct answer was Portal 2
Which video game earned music composer Mike Morasky the most awards for his work?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Video Games
Pls trivia start
no dimwit, the correct answer was Seth Green
The stop motion comedy show "Robot Chicken" was created by which of the following?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Cartoon & Animations
Pls trivia start
no bonehead, the correct answer was Lucky 38
In Fallout: New Vegas, which one of these casinos can you not play in?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Video Games
Pls trivia
no dimwit, the correct answer was "How disgusting."
What is the last line muttered in the anime film "The End of Evangelion"?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Entertainment: Japanese Anime & Manga
Pls trivia start
You got that answer correct smarty-pants, you also got 1,000 coins.
In "Call Of Duty: Zombies", completing which map's main easter egg will reward you with the achievement, "Little Lost Girl"?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Video Games
Pls bal
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 23,696
Bank: ⏣ 15,080 / 15,080 (100.0%)
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 59m)
Hunting Rifle ─ ⏣ 13,500 (46% OFF!)
This hunting rifle allows you to use the hunt command, which can give you lots of different types of items!
Alcohol (0) — ⏣ 12,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!
Fidget Spinner (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!
Shovel (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!
Fishing Pole (2) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!
Pls buy hr
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Pls buy hunting rifle
@autumn bridge bought 1 Hunting Rifle
and paid ⏣ 13,500
Pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
Pls inv
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable
Common Fish ─ 1
ID fish ─ Sellable
Fishing Pole ─ 2
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Hunting Rifle ─ 2
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Pls duck
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
Pls sell duck
Use this command to sell some of your items back to the bot. Different item types have different sale values. You can see what something could sell for with pls shop <item name>.
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
You successfully sold 1x
Duck for ⏣ 6,475
Pls sell hunting refle
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
You successfully sold 1x
Hunting Rifle for ⏣ 5,000
Pls bal
Tip: There's a random item on sale in the shop every hour!
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 21,671
Bank: ⏣ 15,080 / 16,040 (94.0%)
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Common Fishs
!
Pls use fish
You can't use this item :thinking:
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Pls fish
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 18 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls inv
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
Life Saver ─ 1
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Rabbit ─ 1
ID rabbit ─ Sellable
Pls sell rabbit
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
You successfully sold 1x
Rabbit for ⏣ 5,551
Pls inv
Skunk ─ 1
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Robbers Wishlist ─ 1
ID wishlist ─ Tool
Pls sell skunk
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
You successfully sold 1x
Skunk for ⏣ 4,625
Pls bal
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 31,847
Bank: ⏣ 15,080 / 16,520 (91.3%)
Pls inv
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
Life Saver ─ 1
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Pls use cell phone
@autumn bridge memePhone -- What do you want to do?
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
r ■ Report someone for breaking rules
f ■ Send bot feedback
e ■ Exit
P
On the phone with the Police
PRIYESH_GAMERYT hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER Are you actually an idiot? We've just checked around the area, and there's not a single robber in sight.
Do NOT call the police as a prank. We'll be sending you a fine shortly for disrupting us. Have a good day.
Call disconnected.
Pls inv
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
Life Saver ─ 1
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Pls dig
This command is used to grind for random items.
You have chance to dig DEEP into the dirt and find some really cool stuff! Sometimes you will encounter a mini-game that could have negative effects if lost but great rewards if won!
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Worms
!
Pls inv
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Common Fish ─ 3
ID fish ─ Sellable
Fishing Pole ─ 2
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Junk ─ 3
ID junk ─ Sellable
Pls bal
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 30,478
Bank: ⏣ 15,080 / 17,120 (88.1%)
Pls inv
Robbers Wishlist ─ 1
ID wishlist ─ Tool
Worm ─ 2
ID worm ─ Sellable
Pls sell worm
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
You successfully sold 1x
Worm for ⏣ 1,800
Pls sell worm
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
You successfully sold 1x
Worm for ⏣ 1,800
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Junks
!
Pls inv
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Common Fish ─ 3
ID fish ─ Sellable
Fishing Pole ─ 2
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Junk ─ 6
ID junk ─ Sellable
Pls use junk
You can't use this item :thinking:
Tip: You can turn these tips off with the pls settings command if you don't want to see them anymore!
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
You can use pls settings [setting] [value] to change the value of a specific setting: for example, pls settings dm notifications true
If the setting can only be Enabled or Disabled, providing no value will simply toggle to the other option.
Hide Public - hidePublic -
Disabled
Having this set to true hides you from the item leaderboard and game leaderboard. Use passive to hide from the pocket leaderboard.
Tips - tips -
Enabled
Toggles whether or not commands have a small chance to show useful information through random tips.
Pls settings tips
Description: Toggles whether or not commands have a small chance to show useful information through random tips.
Accepts: Boolean
Current Value: true 
Pls sell junk
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
You successfully sold 1x
Junk for ⏣ 720
Pls bal
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 34,798
Bank: ⏣ 15,080 / 17,600 (85.7%)
⏣ 2,520 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 17,600.
Pls buy alc
@autumn bridge bought 1 Alcohol
and paid ⏣ 12,000
Pls buy hoe
Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!
Pls bal
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 20,278
Bank: ⏣ 17,600 / 17,600 (100.0%)
Pls with 5000
@autumn bridge ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 12,600.
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Pls buy hoe
@autumn bridge bought 1 Lucky Horseshoe
and paid ⏣ 25,000
Pls use alc
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Pls use hoe
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 16,519,332
Bank: ⏣ 1,158,952
Pls rob Lalith Sai#1856
Pls rob Lalith Sai#1856
Pls rob Lalith Sai#1856
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal shanu#5902
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 1,988,500
Bank: ⏣ 0
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal PRIT⧋M#3410
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 11,397,677
Pls bal ASMITᴱᴰᴵᵀᶻ ッ#0567
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 1,335,423
Bank: ⏣ 154,252
You don't own this item??
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
your wallet is short on cash, go withdraw some BANK money to make this purchase
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 36m)
Hunting Rifle ─ ⏣ 13,500 (46% OFF!)
This hunting rifle allows you to use the hunt command, which can give you lots of different types of items!
Pepe Medal (0) — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 5% of players have!
Pepe Trophy (0) — ⏣ 50,000,000
A trophy to flex how rich you are! You are rich enough to afford this... right?
Pepe Crown (0) — ⏣ 250,000,000
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved crowns. At least until another expensive item comes along LOL.
Pls bal
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 278
Bank: ⏣ 12,600 / 17,600 (71.6%)
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @simple burrow. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 2668! 10000 + ⏣ 2668 an hour
Pls crime
You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 2,482. Nice!
Pls daily
Tip: You can hide from the item leaderboard or game leaderboard with the "Hide Public" setting!
⏣ 25,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
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Pls bj all
Pls bj all
Pls with all
@simple burrow ⏣ 30,200 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
Pls bj all
Pls daily
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
⏣ 26,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 59 minutes and 8 seconds
Pls daily
⏣ 33,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
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21 hours, 54 minutes and 7 seconds
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
Pls work fast food cook
@odd eagle Congratulations, you are now working as a Fast Food Cook!
You're required to work at least 2 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 11,111 per hour.
Pls work
Work for Fast Food Cook - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,111 for an hour of work.
Pls work
@stone bane What was the emoji?
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 309,261
Bank: ⏣ 251,543 / 253,223 (99.3%)
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you selected the wrong emoji.
You were given ⏣ 3,605 for a sub-par hour of work.
pls work
@slate heron What color was next to the word voice?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,062 for an hour of work.
pls dep max
⏣ 18,062 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,576,201.
pls daily
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 11 minutes and 22 seconds
pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 14d, 23h and 38m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
pls dep max
⏣ 25,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,601,201.
pls profile
Prestige I
Title: Memer
Badges: 
11





1,132/1,200





Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,601,201
Net: ⏣ 6,538,701
Coin Multi: 47%
Gamble Multi: 9%
11 items (36 total) worth ⏣ 3,937,500
2 cheese eaten (21.95% xp multi)
5,303,806 bank note space
3 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
11,553 commands issued
Works as a Discord Mod
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 312,866
Bank: ⏣ 251,543 / 253,223 (99.3%)
pls work
@stone bane Click the buttons in correct order!
pls vote
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,815 for an hour of work.
You found a Baby 
pls use daily box
pls bal
Tip: Go earn a sick reward by voting here: https://top.gg/bot/memes/vote
Wallet: ⏣ 441,622
Bank: ⏣ 251,543 / 253,583 (99.2%)
pls inv
Baby ─ 1
ID baby ─ Collectable
Bank Note ─ 6
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Shredded Cheese ─ 1
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Duct Tape ─ 1
ID ducttape ─ Tool
Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool
pls use banknote
You have 6 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
6
You turn 6 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 61,263 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 314,846 in total bank space, with 287,966 (91.5%) being expanded storage
pls inv
Baby ─ 1
ID baby ─ Collectable
Golden Phallic Object ─ 1
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable
You can't use this item :thinking:
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 441,622
Bank: ⏣ 251,543 / 314,846 (79.9%)
pls dep all
⏣ 63,303 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 314,846.
pls bj all
You can't bet more than 250,000 coins at once, sorry not sorry
pls bj 25000
pls bj 250000
pls bj 250000
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 314,846 / 316,646 (99.4%)
@stone bane ⏣ 314,846 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
pls bj 250000
pls bj 25000
pls bj 250000
pls bj 250000
⏣ 317,366 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 317,366.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 527,161
Bank: ⏣ 317,366 / 317,366 (100.0%)
pls bj 250000
pls bj 250000
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
pls bj 250000
pls bj all
pls bj all
pls vote
pls inv
Hunting Rifle ─ 2
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Box of Sand ─ 3
ID sand ─ Tool
pls sell sand
You successfully sold 1x
Box of Sand for ⏣ 1,000
pls use Hunting Rifle
You can't use this item :thinking:
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pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,000
Bank: ⏣ 317,366 / 317,846 (99.8%)
pls dep all
⏣ 480 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 317,846.
pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball.
You were given ⏣ 6,020 for a sub-par hour of work.
🙄
Pls bal MBG • VTN#5643
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 34,142
Bank: ⏣ 48,480
@autumn bridge ⏣ 1,840 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Pls dep max
⏣ 1,888 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,888.
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls rob -#4832
🙄
Pls rob @dapper epoch

Kya hua
..
Kyu nhi ho raha
Majak kyu kar rahe ho 🤣🤣
sach me
Pls daily
⏣ 25,750 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
9 hours, 59 minutes and 8 seconds
pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
8 hours, 28 minutes and 43 seconds
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TRIVIA NIGHT
Let's see who's the smartest person here!
The 1952 musical composition 4'33", composed by prolific American composer John Cage, is mainly comprised of what sound?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Music
@odd eagle What color was next to the word burger?
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 3,704 for a sub-par hour of work.
pls help
We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!
animals
See a multitude of animals from various subreddits
aww
See some random cute things
ducc
Quack quack!
ferret
Ferrets are pretty DAMN cute
foxxy
See some foxes!
goosey
See some cute goosies!
hootyboi
a command to see owls?
hoppyboi
See some cute bunnies!
;-;
pls work
@odd eagle What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,111 for an hour of work.
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
Pls search
You searched through your dms and found ⏣ 198
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
Pls work professional fisherman
@minor pollen You're already working as a Professional Fisherman. If you want to leave your current job to apply for a new one, use pls work resign
Pls work
You were fired from your position as a Professional Fisherman.
You did not meet the minimum amount of required hours, and your boss decided to fire you.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 6 hours before you can find another job.
Tip: Make sure to check the shop regularly for sales and seasonal items!
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
Pls work professional fisherman
@minor pollen You were recently fired from your job, so nobody wants to hire you right now.
You can look for another job in 5 hours, 59 minutes and 44 seconds
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 20,198
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 2,018,741 (0.0%)
Pls bj max
Pls dep max
⏣ 45,754 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 45,754.
Pls profile
Title: Total Memer
20





2,002/2,100





Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 45,754
Net: ⏣ 2,838,194
Coin Multi: 25%
Gamble Multi: 5%
40 items (312 total) worth ⏣ 2,792,440
1 cheese eaten (15.52% xp multi)
1,778,621 bank note space
5 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,782 commands issued
Pls pm
Pls meme
Pls work
@twin nest You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
Pls twitch streamer
Pls rich
Pls daily
⏣ 33,750 was placed in your wallet and a normie BOX!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 55 minutes and 50 seconds
Pls work
@odd eagle What color was next to the word fries?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,111 for an hour of work.
Pls profile
This command shows you your various stats! You can also use it to check on other people if you tag them when running the command.
what are you depositing, idiot
Pls dep max
⏣ 360 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 7,040.
Pls work
@narrow ginkgo You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Tip: Make sure to check the shop regularly for sales and seasonal items!
Pls daily
Tip: Use partnered dank memer servers with pls partners to find servers with big trading communities, and giveaways.
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
20 hours and 25 seconds
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
Pls discord mod
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Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 59,236
Bank: ⏣ 7,040 / 7,400 (95.1%)
Pls dep max
⏣ 360 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 7,400.
Pls work
@narrow ginkgo You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Pls pm
This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose which meme from the list to post to the fake internet, and in return people will pay you (or break your laptop) based on how much they enjoy the meme. This command requires a laptop in your inventory to work!
oi you need to buy a laptop in the shop to post memes
Pls use wish
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls rob
This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose which meme from the list to post to the fake internet, and in return people will pay you (or break your laptop) based on how much they enjoy the meme. This command requires a laptop in your inventory to work!
oi you need to buy a laptop in the shop to post memes