🏝️〢dank-memer

[minor pollen]

Pls use padlock

[neat mica]

Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use.

[minor pollen]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's Daily Coins

⏣ 26,500 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
13 hours, 35 minutes and 34 seconds

Streak: 6 days (+⏣ 1,500)

[minor pollen]

Pls use padlock

[neat mica]

Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use.

[minor pollen]

Pls profile

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's profile

Title: Original Memer

Level

19

Experience

1,901/2,000

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 1,612,082
Bank: ⏣ 2,006,501
Net: ⏣ 6,204,273
Coin Multi: 85%
Gamble Multi: 17%

Inventory

37 items (292 total) worth ⏣ 2,585,690

Misc

6 daily streak
1 cheese eaten (15.52% xp multi)
1,778,621 bank note space
5 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,641 commands issued

Active Items

Fake ID - 5d left

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[minor pollen]

Pls use padlock

[neat mica]

Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use.

[minor pollen]

Pls use landmine

[neat mica]

You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 24 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.

[jovial geyser]

Pls bal @minor pollen

[neat mica]

Tip: You can purchase lootboxes to support development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot
Help us stay mostly free to play!

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,612,082
Bank: ⏣ 2,006,501

what a noob · Nov 10, 2021, 1:35 PM

[jovial geyser]

Pls profile @minor pollen

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's profile

Title: Original Memer

Level

19

Experience

1,901/2,000

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 1,612,082
Bank: ⏣ 2,006,501
Net: ⏣ 6,190,773

Inventory

37 items (290 total) worth ⏣ 2,572,190

Misc

6 daily streak
1 cheese eaten (15.52% xp multi)
1,778,621 bank note space
5 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,643 commands issued

Active Items

Fake ID - 5d left
Padlock - 1y left
...and 1 more

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[icy pine]

Pls work

[neat mica]

You never fail to amaze me @icy pine. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 7025! 10000 + ⏣ 7025 an hour

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[icy pine]

Pls message

[neat mica]

Message From Developers

Update 9.5.8 is now live
9.5.8 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/followup-update-95.8
9.5.0 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/november-update-95.0

You are #267,820 to view this message!

[odd eagle]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@odd eagle You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[odd eagle]

pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[loud widget]

Pls work

[neat mica]

You never fail to amaze me @loud widget. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 4258! 10000 + ⏣ 4258 an hour

Tip: We just added a FAQ page on our site. Go check it out! https://dankmemer.lol/faq

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[loud widget]

Pls message

[neat mica]

Message From Developers

Update 9.5.8 is now live
9.5.8 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/followup-update-95.8
9.5.0 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/november-update-95.0

You are #284,783 to view this message!

[loud widget]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@loud widget What color was next to the word rules?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 14,258 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[loud widget]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit !

[loud widget]

Pls sell rabbit

[neat mica]

Successful Rabbit sale

You successfully sold 1x Rabbit for ⏣ 4,230

Multi Bonus: +182% (⏣ 2,730)

[loud widget]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 3 Junks !

[loud widget]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Box of Sands !

[jovial geyser]

Pls inv @loud widget

[neat mica]

AGILITY FF's inventory

Owned Items

Tidepod ─ 11
ID tidepod ─ Power-up

Robbers Wishlist ─ 4
ID wishlist ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 6 of 6

[minor pollen]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 2 Rare Fishs !

[minor pollen]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@minor pollen You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[minor pollen]

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

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[minor pollen]

Pls work professional fisherman

[neat mica]

@minor pollen Congratulations, you are now working as a Professional Fisherman!
You're required to work at least 4 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 18,000 per hour.

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[minor pollen]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work for Professional Fisherman - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the goalkeeper was at the goal you kicked the ball in.
You were given ⏣ 6,000 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Professional Fisherman

[minor pollen]

Pls with 10000

[neat mica]

@minor pollen ⏣ 10,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,996,501.

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You lost ): The dealer got to 21 before you.
You lost ⏣ 16,000. You now have 0.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♥ A ♣ 2 ♥ 4
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 5 ♥ Q ♦ 6
Total - 21

[minor pollen]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,996,501 / 2,007,341 (99.5%)

😏 · Nov 10, 2021, 6:28 PM

[blissful obsidian]

[odd eagle]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Tip: Go earn a sick reward by voting here: https://top.gg/bot/memes/vote

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

MBG •SATHWIK😈's Daily Coins

⏣ 30,750 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
22 hours and 32 seconds

Streak: 23 days (+⏣ 5,750)

[stone bane]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Fish Command

This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a fishing pole from the shop with the buy command, then you can go fishing! There is also a chance to lose your fishing pole if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger fish!

[neat mica]

You don't have a fishing pole, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to catch them with your hands.

[stone bane]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

- Tejaswini 🦋's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,250 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 48 minutes and 23 seconds

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 250)

[stone bane]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

- Tejaswini 🦋's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 141,158
Bank: ⏣ 62,586 / 62,826 (99.6%)

😏 · Nov 11, 2021, 2:11 AM

[stone bane]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

- Tejaswini 🦋's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 288,259. You now have ⏣ 429,417.

- Tejaswini 🦋 (Player)

Cards - ♥ 3 ♦ 9 ♦ 7
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 9 ♣ 6 ♥ 10
Total - 25

[stone bane]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

⏣ 480 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 63,066.

[steady agate]

pls work

[neat mica]

@steady agate What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Professional Fisherman

[neat mica]

Passive successfully changed to Enabled
You are now a passive user. If you fail to use any commands for 3 days you will lose passive mode!

[minor pollen]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@minor pollen What color was next to the word shark?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Professional Fisherman

[minor pollen]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

[minor pollen]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Worms !

[minor pollen]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Memecat

"alright thot, be gone now"

Imagine begging LMAO

[minor pollen]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

Woah nelly, slow it down

The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 25 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

[minor pollen]

Pls search

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 searched the attic

You found ⏣ 1,016, I wonder who left that up there

Multi Bonus: +35% (⏣ 264)

[minor pollen]

Pls with 25000

[neat mica]

@minor pollen ⏣ 25,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,971,501.

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You win! You got to 21.
You won ⏣ 27,725. You now have ⏣ 71,741.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♥ 2 ♦ A ♣ 8
Total - 21

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ Q ♥ 10
Total - 20

[minor pollen]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 36,680 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,008,181.

[minor pollen]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 35,061
Bank: ⏣ 2,008,181 / 2,008,181 (100.0%)

😏 · Nov 11, 2021, 4:42 AM

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (20) than the dealer (19)
You won ⏣ 28,268. You now have ⏣ 63,329.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♣ K ♥ Q
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ A ♦ 5 ♥ 10 ♠ 3
Total - 19

[minor pollen]

Pls pm

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 288 for your funny efforts.

[minor pollen]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's Daily Coins

⏣ 26,750 was placed in your wallet and a normie BOX!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
19 hours, 16 minutes and 20 seconds

Streak: 7 days (+⏣ 1,750)

[minor pollen]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's Loot Haul!

⏣ 27,077
x10 - Cookie

1 daily box opened

[minor pollen]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit !

[minor pollen]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 2 Junks !

[minor pollen]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[minor pollen]

Pls profile

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's profile

Title: Original Memer

Level

19

Experience

1,924/2,000

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 117,444
Bank: ⏣ 2,008,181
Net: ⏣ 4,726,215
Coin Multi: 40%
Gamble Multi: 8%

Inventory

38 items (308 total) worth ⏣ 2,600,590

Misc

7 daily streak
1 cheese eaten (15.52% xp multi)
1,778,621 bank note space
5 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,672 commands issued
Works as a Professional Fisherman

Active Items

Fake ID - 5d left
Daily Box - 9m left

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[minor pollen]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[minor pollen]

Pls message

[neat mica]

Message From Developers

Update 9.5.8 is now live
9.5.8 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/followup-update-95.8
9.5.0 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/november-update-95.0

You are #352,037 to view this message!

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 117,444. You now have 0.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♣ Q ♠ 4 ♠ 8
Total - 22

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 4 ♠ 7
Total - 11

[minor pollen]

Pls with 250000

[neat mica]

@minor pollen ⏣ 250,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,758,181.

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You tied. You tied with the dealer.
Your wallet hasn't changed! You have ⏣ 250,000 still.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♥ 8 ♥ 3 ♦ 7
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 4 ♦ K ♥ 4
Total - 18

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 0.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♠ 6 ♣ 6 ♦ K
Total - 22

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 3 ♣ 5
Total - 8

[minor pollen]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,758,181 / 2,010,101 (87.5%)

😏 · Nov 11, 2021, 4:45 AM

[minor pollen]

Pls with all

[neat mica]

@minor pollen ⏣ 1,758,181 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 1,508,181.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♣ J ♦ 2 ♥ 3 ♣ 2 ♠ 9
Total - 26

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 4 ♦ 10
Total - 14

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 1,258,181.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♠ 2 ♥ 7 ♠ 3 ♣ A ♥ Q
Total - 23

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 10 ♠ 6
Total - 16

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 1,008,181.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♦ Q ♣ 5 ♣ 8
Total - 23

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 4 ♠ 4
Total - 8

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

Take a breather...

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (19) than the dealer (20)
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 758,181.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♣ J ♣ 9
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 10 ♠ Q
Total - 20

[minor pollen]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 758,181
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 2,010,941 (0.0%)

😏 · Nov 11, 2021, 5:07 AM

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 278,677. You now have ⏣ 1,036,858.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♠ 6 ♦ 2 ♣ 7 ♠ 2
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 8 ♠ 6 ♥ 10
Total - 24

[minor pollen]

Pls bj 100000

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (20) than the dealer (18)
You won ⏣ 108,431. You now have ⏣ 1,145,289.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♣ 6 ♦ Q ♥ 4
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 10 ♣ 2 ♣ 6
Total - 18

[minor pollen]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,145,289
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 2,010,941 (0.0%)

😏 · Nov 11, 2021, 5:08 AM

[minor pollen]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 1,145,289 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,145,289.

[grand pivot]

,bal

[stone bane]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

You can't bet more than 250,000 coins at once, sorry not sorry

[stone bane]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

- Tejaswini 🦋's blackjack game

You tied. You tied with the dealer.
Your wallet hasn't changed! You have ⏣ 428,937 still.

- Tejaswini 🦋 (Player)

Cards - ♠ 10 ♠ 6 ♠ 3
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 10 ♣ 9
Total - 19

[minor pollen]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,145,289 / 2,010,941 (57.0%)

😏 · Nov 11, 2021, 7:16 AM

[minor pollen]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@minor pollen What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Professional Fisherman

[minor pollen]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

[minor pollen]

Pls meme

[neat mica]

I just need a job ma'am

👍 23649 | 💬 139

[minor pollen]

Pls pm

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 336 for your funny efforts.

[minor pollen]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[minor pollen]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ladybug !

[minor pollen]

Pls with 250000

[neat mica]

@minor pollen ⏣ 250,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 895,289.

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 18,336.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♥ 8 ♠ 8 ♣ Q
Total - 26

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 9 ♥ 3
Total - 12

[minor creek]

pls search

[neat mica]

RITHWICK searched the car

You found ⏣ 1,198, thank god for this idiot leaving their car unlocked

Multi Bonus: +265% (⏣ 870)

This event has expired.

WHAT AN ABSOLUTE GAMER

Gamers are gaming in the game

Nov 11, 2021, 7:24 AM

I just chose a secret number between 1 and 100.
Is the secret number higher or lower than 61.

The jackpot button is if you think it's the same!

Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs

[minor creek]

pls beg

[neat mica]

Bongo Cat

"imagine begging in 2021, gofundme is where it's at"

Imagine begging LMAO

[minor creek]

pls rob 897554707571146792

pls bal

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

RITHWICK's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 7,421
Bank: ⏣ 19,110 / 23,160 (82.5%)

😏 · Nov 11, 2021, 7:26 AM

[minor creek]

pls message

[neat mica]

Message From Developers

Update 9.5.8 is now live
9.5.8 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/followup-update-95.8
9.5.0 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/november-update-95.0

You are #365,853 to view this message!

[minor creek]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 4,050 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 23,160.

[undone bobcat]

pls work

[neat mica]

@undone bobcat What color was next to the word mid?

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 8,333 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Pro Gamer

[undone bobcat]

pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: You can win all types of crazy items from lootboxes, even pink phallic- wait... https://dankmemer.lol/loot

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

AsTa!'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 8,333
Bank: ⏣ 147,148 / 4,352,828 (3.4%)

😏 · Nov 11, 2021, 7:59 AM

[undone bobcat]

pls dep all

[neat mica]

⏣ 8,333 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 155,481.

[undone bobcat]

pls search

[neat mica]

AsTa! searched the fridge

You found ⏣ 982, why is it not cold?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Corndog!

Multi Bonus: +62% (⏣ 376)

[undone bobcat]

pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 2 Seaweeds !

[undone bobcat]

pls hunt

[neat mica]

Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

[undone bobcat]

pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[undone bobcat]

pls sell seaweed 2

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

Successful Seaweed sale

You successfully sold 2x Seaweeds for ⏣ 810

Multi Bonus: +62% (⏣ 310)

[undone bobcat]

pls bal

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

AsTa!'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,792
Bank: ⏣ 155,481 / 4,353,548 (3.6%)

😏 · Nov 11, 2021, 7:59 AM

[undone bobcat]

pls dep all

[neat mica]

⏣ 1,792 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 157,273.

[still ridge]

pls bal

[neat mica]

Balance Command

This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

Pavankumar's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)

😏 · Nov 11, 2021, 8:41 AM

[steady agate]

pls rich

pls dep all

[neat mica]

⏣ 11,280 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,177,567.

[neat mica]

**Pepe Statue** (0 owned)

A neat collectable statue, looks very similar to a coin you can buy.
BUY - -
SELL - Unable to be sold
TRADE - 350k - 500k

Rarity

Rare

Type

Collectable

ID

pepestatue

[undone bobcat]

pls item kraken

[neat mica]

**Kraken** (1 owned)

This item's purpose is to be collected or sold. Nothing more, nothing less..?
BUY - -
SELL - ⏣ 162,000
TRADE - 800k - 1m

Rarity

Rare

Type

Sellable

ID

kraken

[undone bobcat]

pls beg

[neat mica]

That guy you hate

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 816 and a Cookie"

Multi Bonus: +87% (⏣ 380)

[cerulean jolt]

Pls rich

pls beg

[neat mica]

Beg Command

This command is used to gain a small amount of coins with no risk!
Begging can get you coins, items, both, or neither!

[neat mica]

Señor Pepe

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 2,428 and a Padlock"

Multi Bonus: +270% (⏣ 1,772)

[cerulean jolt]

pls rich

pls work

[neat mica]

Work Command

This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!

@cerulean jolt You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[cerulean jolt]

pls message

[neat mica]

Message From Developers

Update 9.5.8 is now live
9.5.8 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/followup-update-95.8
9.5.0 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/november-update-95.0

You are #379,922 to view this message!

[cerulean jolt]

pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

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[cerulean jolt]

0

Discord Mod

[thick pecan]

J

[dapper epoch]

pls work

[neat mica]

@dapper epoch Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 6,020 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[dapper epoch]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD

[nocturne zenith]

Hii friends

[wispy igloo]

pls bal

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

MBG..SURYA!'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,257,460 / 1,455,161 (86.4%)

😏 · Nov 11, 2021, 4:54 PM

[wispy igloo]

pls with 12345

[neat mica]

@wispy igloo ⏣ 12,345 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,245,115.

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[wispy igloo]

pls message

[neat mica]

Message From Developers

Update 9.5.8 is now live
9.5.8 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/followup-update-95.8
9.5.0 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/november-update-95.0

You are #399,928 to view this message!

[wispy igloo]

pls give 1 @void vessel

[neat mica]

@wispy igloo You gave Akash ⏣ 1 after a 3% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 12,344 and they've got ⏣ 5,001

@wispy igloo OH NO!
Your pet felt terrible about being neglected. It ran away to find a better owner. You now have no pet.

[wispy igloo]

nice

pls with 1

[neat mica]

@wispy igloo ⏣ 1 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,245,114.

[wispy igloo]

pls give 12345 @wintry tiger

[neat mica]

@wispy igloo You gave MUNNA👑BHAI ⏣ 11,975 after a 3% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 0 and they've got ⏣ 11,975

[reef wharf]

Hi

[minor pollen]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You've already claimed your daily today

Your next daily is ready in:
5 hours, 21 minutes and 34 seconds

Daily Resets at 00:00 UTC

[minor pollen]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@minor pollen What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Professional Fisherman

[minor pollen]

Pls search

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 searched the washer

You found ⏣ 566, why was this in your washer lmfao?

Multi Bonus: +40% (⏣ 162)

[minor pollen]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[minor pollen]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

[minor pollen]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ant !

[minor pollen]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Oprah

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 733 and a Box of Sand"

Multi Bonus: +40% (⏣ 210)

[minor pollen]

Pls pm

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,202 for your efforts, niceeee meme bro

[minor pollen]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 38,837
Bank: ⏣ 895,289 / 2,012,741 (44.5%)

😏 · Nov 11, 2021, 6:39 PM

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (20) than the dealer (17)
You won ⏣ 46,972. You now have ⏣ 85,809.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♥ Q ♠ 10
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 7 ♦ 6 ♦ 4
Total - 17

[minor pollen]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

⏣ 85,809 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 981,098.

[minor pollen]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

deposit coins much? you have none lol

This event has expired.

YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS UNDER ATTACK FROM COVID-19!

Quick, disinfect your surroundings to defeat it!

Nov 11, 2021, 6:39 PM

Attack the boss by clicking disinfect
:rage:

9 hits — 0/150 HP

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

You have no coins in your wallet to gamble with lol.

[neat mica]

Results for 'Your immune system is under attack from COVID-19!' event

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 compiled ⏣ 3,043 and 1 Bank Note

[minor pollen]

Pls with all

[neat mica]

@minor pollen ⏣ 981,098 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 94,862. You now have ⏣ 1,079,003.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♣ 7 ♠ J
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 4 ♦ J ♥ 8
Total - 22

[minor pollen]

Pls bj 50000

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 50,000. You now have 1,029,003.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♣ 6 ♦ Q ♦ 8
Total - 24

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 2 ♥ 8
Total - 10

[minor pollen]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 1,029,003 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,029,003.

[grand pivot]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Balance Command

This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

VSK GANGSTER's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)

😏 · Nov 11, 2021, 6:41 PM

[grand pivot]

Pls lb

@minor pollen what should we do in this

[minor pollen]

Pls search

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 searched the hospital

You found ⏣ 1,206, did you steal this from a sick person???

Multi Bonus: +40% (⏣ 345)

[minor pollen]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

[grand pivot]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Fish Command

This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a fishing pole from the shop with the buy command, then you can go fishing! There is also a chance to lose your fishing pole if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger fish!

[neat mica]

You don't have a fishing pole, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to catch them with your hands.

[minor pollen]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 50m)
Cell Phone ─ ⏣ 1,715 (51% OFF!)
Use your cell phone to text your friends via the notifications system, or ring the police in the case of an emergency or robbery. Your phone won't be removed on use, however mis-using it (such as dialing police when there's no emergency) may cost you money.

Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!

Fidget Spinner (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!

Shovel (6) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!

Fishing Pole (9) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!

Hunting Rifle (7) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 3 of 6

[grand pivot]

Pls buy cell phone

[neat mica]

Buy Command

This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable. There is usually an item for sale too!

[neat mica]

Successful Cell Phone purchase

@grand pivot bought 1 Cell Phone and paid ⏣ 1,715

Thanks for your purchase!

[minor pollen]

Money kavali for fishing n hunting @grand pivot

[grand pivot]

@minor pollen money🤑🤑

[minor pollen]

Pls vote kottu

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[minor pollen]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's Loot Haul!

⏣ 66,279
x1 - Laptop

1 daily box opened

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's inventory

Owned Items

Worm ─ 46
ID worm ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 9 of 9

[grand pivot]

Plz use daily box

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

Tip: Scared of sending the wrong things to someone? Enable confirmations in pls settings!

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[odd eagle]

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

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[odd eagle]

Pls work fast food cook

[neat mica]

@odd eagle Congratulations, you are now working as a Fast Food Cook!
You're required to work at least 2 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 11,111 per hour.

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[odd eagle]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@odd eagle What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,111 for an hour of work.

Working as a Fast Food Cook

[odd eagle]

Pls message

[neat mica]

Message From Developers

Update 9.5.8 is now live
9.5.8 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/followup-update-95.8
9.5.0 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/november-update-95.0

You are #435,367 to view this message!

[odd eagle]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 840 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,013,906.

[odd eagle]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[stone bane]

Pls daily box

[neat mica]

- Tejaswini 🦋's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,500 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
19 hours, 17 minutes and 38 seconds

Streak: 2 days (+⏣ 500)

[stone bane]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[whole jasper]

pls bal

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

ＶΛＬＬΛＢＨ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 30,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,240 (0.0%)

😏 · Nov 12, 2021, 10:02 AM

[fringe plank]

pls rich

pls bal

[neat mica]

VISHU's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 283,143
Bank: ⏣ 2,471,691 / 2,471,691 (100.0%)

😏 · Nov 12, 2021, 10:21 AM

[fringe plank]

pls daily

[neat mica]

You've already claimed your daily today

Your next daily is ready in:
13 hours, 38 minutes and 34 seconds

Daily Resets at 00:00 UTC

[fringe plank]

pls use daily box

[neat mica]

VISHU's Loot Haul!

⏣ 51,741
x3 - Laptop

1 daily box opened

[fringe plank]

pls beg

[neat mica]

Cardi B

"I need my money to buy airpods"

Imagine begging LMAO

[fringe plank]

pls use kno

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

[fringe plank]

pls dep all

[neat mica]

⏣ 360 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,472,051.

[fringe plank]

pls bal

[neat mica]

VISHU's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 334,524
Bank: ⏣ 2,472,051 / 2,472,051 (100.0%)

😏 · Nov 12, 2021, 10:22 AM

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[fringe plank]

pls vote

pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Want one of the OP GOD BOXES?? You can get them on our website, and they're SICK https://dankmemer.lol/loot

VISHU's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 434,524
Bank: ⏣ 2,472,051 / 2,472,051 (100.0%)

😏 · Nov 12, 2021, 10:23 AM

[fringe plank]

pls use kno

[neat mica]

You have 6 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[fringe plank]

6

[neat mica]

You turn 6 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 94,078 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 2,566,129 in total bank space, with 2,529,049 (98.6%) being expanded storage

[fringe plank]

pls bal

[neat mica]

VISHU's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 434,524
Bank: ⏣ 2,472,051 / 2,566,129 (96.3%)

😏 · Nov 12, 2021, 10:23 AM

[fringe plank]

pls dep all

[neat mica]

⏣ 94,078 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,566,129.

[fringe plank]

pls bal

[neat mica]

VISHU's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 340,446
Bank: ⏣ 2,566,129 / 2,566,129 (100.0%)

😏 · Nov 12, 2021, 10:23 AM

[odd eagle]

pls work

[neat mica]

@odd eagle Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,111 for an hour of work.

Working as a Fast Food Cook

[odd eagle]

pls daily

[neat mica]

MBG •SATHWIK😈's Daily Coins

⏣ 31,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours, 51 minutes and 36 seconds

Streak: 24 days (+⏣ 6,000)

[minor pollen]

Pls work

[neat mica]

You were fired from your position as a Professional Fisherman.
You did not meet the minimum amount of required hours, and your boss decided to fire you.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 6 hours before you can find another job.

[minor pollen]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 3 Garbages !

[steady agate]

pls bal

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

- MBG • CHARAN 777 ⚡'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 11,880
Bank: ⏣ 2,177,567 / 2,177,567 (100.0%)

😏 · Nov 12, 2021, 3:25 PM

[steady agate]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD

[steady agate]

pls message

[neat mica]

@steady agate You found a rare pepe!

Rare Pepe #28

View your progress by typing pls collection

Message From Developers

Update 9.5.8 is now live
9.5.8 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/followup-update-95.8
9.5.0 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/november-update-95.0

You are #479,224 to view this message!

[steady agate]

pls collection

[neat mica]

- MBG • CHARAN 777 ⚡'s Pepe Collection

1/50 Pepes Collected

[View Your Collection]

Random Pepe From Your Collection:

Collect all of them by running commands!

[jovial geyser]

Sahi hua

pls collection

[neat mica]

NIXIONOP's Pepe Collection

0/50 Pepes Collected

[View Your Collection]

Collect all of them by running commands!

[minor pollen]

[jovial geyser]

Pls inv @minor pollen

[neat mica]

𝘔𝘉𝘎•𝘝𝘈𝘕𝘋𝘈𝘕𝘈🖤's inventory

Owned Items

Worm ─ 46
ID worm ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 9 of 9

[jovial geyser]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 3m)
Landmine ─ ⏣ 4,750 (50% OFF!)
If someone tries to steal from you there's a 50% chance they will die from blowing up. Lasts 24 hours.

Pink Phallic Object (76775) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!

Cell Phone (353) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (208) — ⏣ 4,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (153) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

Box of Sand (539) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 1 of 6

[jovial geyser]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 510,724 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 510,724.

[jovial geyser]

Pls with 100e3

[neat mica]

@jovial geyser ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 410,724.

[jovial geyser]

Pls buy land max

[neat mica]

Successful Landmine purchase

@jovial geyser bought 21 Landmines and paid ⏣ 99,750

BTW you have a coupon!
If you want to use it when puchasing something, add --coupon to the command.

Thanks for your purchase!

[jovial geyser]

Pls with 100e3

[neat mica]

@jovial geyser ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 310,724.

[jovial geyser]

Pls buy land max

[neat mica]

Successful Landmine purchase

@jovial geyser bought 21 Landmines and paid ⏣ 99,750

BTW you have a coupon!
If you want to use it when puchasing something, add --coupon to the command.

Thanks for your purchase!

[jovial geyser]

@minor pollen

[steady agate]

pls danly

pls daily

[neat mica]

- MBG • CHARAN 777 ⚡'s Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
8 hours, 28 minutes and 23 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[steady agate]

pls buy landmine

[neat mica]

Successful Landmine purchase

@steady agate bought 1 Landmine and paid ⏣ 4,750

Thanks for your purchase!

[jovial geyser]

Buy the land kiddo @minor pollen

[neat mica]

This event has expired.

THE SHOP SALE JUST STARTED!

Let's see how big your knowledge is!

Nov 12, 2021, 3:31 PM

What is the type of this item?

[steady agate]

pls use landmine

[neat mica]

You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 24 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.

[minor pollen]

[steady agate]

pls dep all

[neat mica]

⏣ 600 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,178,167.

Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs

[steady agate]

pls use bank

[neat mica]

You have 6 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[steady agate]

6

[neat mica]

You turn 6 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 112,608 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 2,290,775 in total bank space, with 2,201,615 (96.1%) being expanded storage

[steady agate]

pls dep all

[neat mica]

⏣ 31,530 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,209,697.

[jovial geyser]

Pls inv @steady agate

[neat mica]

- MBG • CHARAN 777 ⚡'s inventory

Owned Items

Tidepod ─ 2
ID tidepod ─ Power-up

Robbers Wishlist ─ 2
ID wishlist ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 6 of 6

[steady agate]

?

[jovial geyser]

?

[steady agate]

pls bal @jovial geyser

[neat mica]

Tip: You can win all types of crazy items from lootboxes, even pink phallic- wait... https://dankmemer.lol/loot

NIXIONOP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 310,724

what a noob · Nov 12, 2021, 3:33 PM

[steady agate]

pls bal

[neat mica]

- MBG • CHARAN 777 ⚡'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,209,697 / 2,290,775 (96.5%)

😏 · Nov 12, 2021, 3:33 PM

[steady agate]

pls work

[neat mica]

You were fired from your position as a Professional Fisherman.
You did not meet the minimum amount of required hours, and your boss decided to fire you.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 6 hours before you can find another job.

[jovial geyser]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

@jovial geyser You found a rare pepe!

Rare Pepe #19

View your progress by typing pls collection

Tip: Not all items are able to be used, some are just collectables or are meant to be sold!

NIXIONOP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 310,724 / 8,693,268 (3.6%)

😏 · Nov 12, 2021, 3:34 PM

[jovial geyser]

Bal! @steady agate

[steady agate]

pls bal

[neat mica]

- MBG • CHARAN 777 ⚡'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,209,697 / 2,290,775 (96.5%)

😏 · Nov 12, 2021, 3:34 PM

[steady agate]

pls use daily

[neat mica]

- MBG • CHARAN 777 ⚡'s Loot Haul!

⏣ 26,944
x3 - Laptop

1 daily box opened

[steady agate]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 26,944 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,236,641.

[steady agate]

pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Patrons don't pay tax while sharing, among other perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

- MBG • CHARAN 777 ⚡'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,236,641 / 2,290,775 (97.6%)

😏 · Nov 12, 2021, 3:34 PM

[jovial geyser]

8.6m space

[steady agate]

8.6m space enti bro

[jovial geyser]

🤦‍♂️

[jovial geyser]

U srs?

[elder oriole]

Pls itemlb bolt

[neat mica]

Bolt Cutters rankings

🥇 1 - ΔᐯΞᒪᗝᑕ工丅ㄚΔ#2508

[elder oriole]

Pls use bbe

[neat mica]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[elder oriole]

Pls rich

Pls itemlb skull

[neat mica]

Sugar Skull rankings

🥇 12 - ΔᐯΞᒪᗝᑕ工丅ㄚΔ#2508
🥈 2 - NIXIONOP#7726
🥉 1 - 𝙰𝙰𝚁𝙾𝙽𝙴_𝚂𝚃𝙾𝙽𝙴乛ˣᵀᴿσ#9082

[elder oriole]

Pls itemlb bank

[neat mica]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

You can run this command again in 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 1s!

[elder oriole]

Pls itemlb bank

[neat mica]

Bank Note rankings

🥇 231 - MBG • NANI ❥#5153
🥈 218 - 𝙰𝙰𝚁𝙾𝙽𝙴_𝚂𝚃𝙾𝙽𝙴乛ˣᵀᴿσ#9082
🥉 123 - NIXIONOP#7726
🔹 118 - " —͟͞͞★ㄒᎶ 𓅃ℂᎾℳℙℒᎯℕ#7374
🔹 100 - 𝐆𝐑〢ƁƑƛ || SIBO乛ᴺⱽ乛ᴬᴳ#3701
🔹 60 - Kανуα..💙#9755
🔹 60 - MBG • KVK 👑#1119
🔹 59 - AKS ᵛᵉʳʸ AKS#8636
🔹 30 - iwasnotamistake#8035
🔹 29 - ΔᐯΞᒪᗝᑕ工丅ㄚΔ#2508

[elder oriole]

Pls inv - Tejaswini 🦋#8121

[neat mica]

- Tejaswini 🦋's inventory

Owned Items

Shredded Cheese ─ 1
ID cheese ─ Power-up

Golden Phallic Object ─ 1
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable

Hunting Rifle ─ 2
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item

[elder oriole]

Pls tweet selling skull 3mill ea

[deft coral]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

RISHI GAMER's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
6 hours, 54 minutes and 56 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[minor pollen]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

𝘔𝘉𝘎•𝘝𝘈𝘕𝘋𝘈𝘕𝘈🖤's Daily Coins

⏣ 27,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
4 hours and 26 minutes

Streak: 8 days (+⏣ 2,000)

[minor pollen]

Pls search

[neat mica]

𝘔𝘉𝘎•𝘝𝘈𝘕𝘋𝘈𝘕𝘈🖤 searched the bed

You found ⏣ 537, so this is what you've been doing at night?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Blue Phallic Object!

Multi Bonus: +40% (⏣ 154)

[minor pollen]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

[minor pollen]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[minor pollen]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[minor pollen]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

𝘔𝘉𝘎•𝘝𝘈𝘕𝘋𝘈𝘕𝘈🖤's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 95,022
Bank: ⏣ 1,029,003 / 2,013,941 (51.1%)

😏 · Nov 12, 2021, 7:36 PM

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

𝘔𝘉𝘎•𝘝𝘈𝘕𝘋𝘈𝘕𝘈🖤's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (18) than the dealer (20)
You lost ⏣ 95,022. You now have 0.

𝘔𝘉𝘎•𝘝𝘈𝘕𝘋𝘈𝘕𝘈🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♦ Q ♣ 8
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 5 ♠ 5 ♥ Q
Total - 20

[jolly mirage]

pls bal

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

V a m s i ❣'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 240 (0.0%)

😏 · Nov 12, 2021, 9:32 PM

[dapper epoch]

pls work

[neat mica]

@dapper epoch What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,062 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[dapper epoch]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD

[dapper epoch]

pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG • VTN's blackjack game

You lost ): The dealer got to 21 before you.
You lost ⏣ 59,866. You now have 0.

MBG • VTN (Player)

Cards - ♥ 3 ♣ 3 ♠ 8
Total - 14

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 3 ♠ 2 ♣ 2 ♠ 4 ♥ A ♥ 9
Total - 21

[dapper epoch]

abey

[odd eagle]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

MBG •SATHWIK😈's Daily Coins

⏣ 31,250 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 54 minutes and 29 seconds

Streak: 25 days (+⏣ 6,250)

[odd eagle]

Pls work

[neat mica]

You never fail to amaze me @odd eagle. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 334! 11111 + ⏣ 334 an hour

[odd eagle]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@odd eagle What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,445 for an hour of work.

Working as a Fast Food Cook

[eternal crown]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work Command

This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!

@eternal crown You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[novel field]

pls work

pls daily

[dapper epoch]

pls work

[cursive lotus]

Pls rich

Pls rich

[stone bane]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

- 𝐗𝐋丶Tejaswini 🦋's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 88,566
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 63,066 (0.0%)

😏 · Nov 13, 2021, 10:43 AM

[stone bane]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

- 𝐗𝐋丶Tejaswini 🦋's blackjack game

You tied. You tied with the dealer.
Your wallet hasn't changed! You have ⏣ 88,566 still.

- 𝐗𝐋丶Tejaswini 🦋 (Player)

Cards - ♦ 10 ♠ J
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 5 ♥ A ♠ 10 ♥ 4
Total - 20

[stone bane]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

- 𝐗𝐋丶Tejaswini 🦋's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 49,250. You now have ⏣ 137,816.

- 𝐗𝐋丶Tejaswini 🦋 (Player)

Cards - ♣ 7 ♥ Q
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 6 ♥ J ♥ 9
Total - 25

[lavish vault]

Pls rip @grand pivot

[neat mica]

Annual billing offers a 10% discount for premium perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

[grand pivot]

Pls kiss @lavish vault

Lol

Pls rip @lavish vault

[grand pivot]

Pls rip @stone bane

[grand pivot]

Lol

[stone bane]

[grand pivot]

Lol@stone bane

[simple burrow]

Pls work

[neat mica]

You never fail to amaze me @simple burrow. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 928! 10000 + ⏣ 928 an hour

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[simple burrow]

Pls crime

[neat mica]

MBG•MANIKANTA committed VANDALISM

You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 2,299. Nice!

Multi Bonus: +262% (⏣ 1,664)

[simple burrow]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

MBG•MANIKANTA's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
11 hours, 14 minutes and 34 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[simple burrow]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG•MANIKANTA's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (17) than the dealer (20)
You lost ⏣ 73,031. You now have 0.

MBG•MANIKANTA (Player)

Cards - ♦ Q ♥ 2 ♠ 5
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 6 ♦ 6 ♣ A ♦ 7
Total - 20

[stone bane]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@stone bane What color was next to the word house?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,500 for an hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[molten briar]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work Command

This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!

@molten briar You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[lavish vault]

Pls rip @lavish vault

[lavish vault]

See my dp

[opaque pasture]

😂

👍

[odd eagle]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@odd eagle Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,445 for an hour of work.

Working as a Fast Food Cook

[odd eagle]

pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[odd eagle]

pls use banknote

[neat mica]

You have 3 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[odd eagle]

3

[neat mica]

You turn 3 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 54,302 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 4,244,032 in total bank space, with 3,877,672 (91.4%) being expanded storage

[odd eagle]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 55,142 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,244,032.

[odd eagle]

pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG •SATHWIK😈's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,344,081
Bank: ⏣ 4,244,032 / 4,244,032 (100.0%)

😏 · Nov 13, 2021, 3:53 PM

[trim hare]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[trim hare]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Balance Command

This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

MBG KIRAN's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)

😏 · Nov 14, 2021, 2:41 AM

[trim hare]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@trim hare You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[cursive lotus]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Jeff Kaplan

"no u"

Imagine begging LMAO

[cursive lotus]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Shovel !

[cursive lotus]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

[cursive lotus]

Pls use shovel

[neat mica]

You can't use this item :thinking:

[cursive lotus]

Pls sell junk

[neat mica]

Successful Junk sale

You successfully sold 1x Junk for ⏣ 680

Multi Bonus: +240% (⏣ 480)

[cursive lotus]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

⏣ 2,640 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 39,960.

[cursive lotus]

Pls rich

[simple burrow]

Pls work

[neat mica]

You never fail to amaze me @simple burrow. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 1256! 10000 + ⏣ 1256 an hour

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[simple burrow]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

MBG•MANIKANTA's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,250 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 45 minutes and 51 seconds

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 250)

[simple burrow]

Pls crime

[neat mica]

MBG•MANIKANTA committed CYBER BULLYING

You bullied a kid and he sent you ⏣ 2,484 to stop! I hope that kid grows up richer than you.

Multi Bonus: +262% (⏣ 1,798)

[simple burrow]

Pls bj half

[neat mica]

MBG•MANIKANTA's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 13,867. You now have 13,867.

MBG•MANIKANTA (Player)

Cards - ♠ 4 ♥ 10 ♦ 8
Total - 22

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ K ♠ 6
Total - 16

[simple burrow]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[simple burrow]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG•MANIKANTA's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 13,867. You now have 0.

MBG•MANIKANTA (Player)

Cards - ♠ 4 ♣ 9 ♦ Q
Total - 23

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 5 ♦ 2
Total - 7

This event has expired.

SOMEONE JUST POSTED AN IDEA ON REDDIT!

Try their game!

Nov 14, 2021, 5:15 AM

I just chose a secret number between 1 and 100.
Is the secret number higher or lower than 5.

The jackpot button is if you think it's the same!

Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs

[simple burrow]

Pls crime

[neat mica]

MBG•MANIKANTA committed IDENTITY THEFT

You stole a developer's identity and gave yourself ⏣ 4,221

Multi Bonus: +262% (⏣ 3,055)

[simple burrow]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG•MANIKANTA's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 5,264. You now have ⏣ 9,485.

MBG•MANIKANTA (Player)

Cards - ♦ 6 ♦ 4 ♠ 8
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 4 ♦ A ♠ 10 ♦ 7
Total - 22

[odd eagle]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

MBG •SATHWIK😈's Daily Coins

⏣ 31,500 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 8 minutes and 22 seconds

Streak: 26 days (+⏣ 6,500)

[odd eagle]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@odd eagle What color was next to the word chef?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,445 for an hour of work.

Working as a Fast Food Cook

[near stump]

Hii

[odd eagle]

pls work

[neat mica]

Work for Fast Food Cook - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,445 for an hour of work.

Working as a Fast Food Cook

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@narrow ginkgo You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls message

[neat mica]

Message From Developers

Update 9.5.8 is now live
9.5.8 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/followup-update-95.8
9.5.0 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/november-update-95.0

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[harsh tendon]

How r u

[stone bane]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

- 𝐗𝐋丶Tejaswini 🦋's blackjack game

You lost ): The dealer got to 21 before you.
You lost ⏣ 74,158. You now have 0.

- 𝐗𝐋丶Tejaswini 🦋 (Player)

Cards - ♦ 2 ♦ 10 ♦ 3
Total - 15

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 3 ♥ 8 ♥ J
Total - 21

[stone bane]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

- 𝐗𝐋丶Tejaswini 🦋's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 64,746 (0.0%)

😏 · Nov 14, 2021, 11:29 AM

[stone bane]

Pls with all

[neat mica]

@stone bane you have nothing to withdraw! Did you expect more money in your bank?

[simple burrow]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work for Discord Mod - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[stone bane]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Tip: Donors get some sweet currency perks, be sure to check them out to support development! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

- 𝐗𝐋丶Tejaswini 🦋's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
12 hours, 29 minutes and 48 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[stone bane]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,500 for an hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't hit the ball.
You were given ⏣ 3,752 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[simple burrow]

Pls crime

[neat mica]

MBG•MANIKANTA committed MURDER

You murdered a random stranger in a dark alley. There was ⏣ 3,114 in his wallet! Was it worth it?

Multi Bonus: +262% (⏣ 2,254)

[simple burrow]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG•MANIKANTA's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (18) than the dealer (20)
You lost ⏣ 16,351. You now have 0.

MBG•MANIKANTA (Player)

Cards - ♥ 3 ♣ 5 ♦ Q
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ K ♥ J
Total - 20

[torpid salmon]

Hi

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

Blackjack Command

A fan favorite gambling command, play blackjack against the dealer to win some money!
If you are new to blackjack, you should learn how to play first! Our game is not a standard game, as we're missing some key components such as doubling down and splitting, but we've made it as simple as possible to learn!

SINGLE king's blackjack game

** You didn't respond in time. **
The dealer is keeping your money to deal with your bullcrap.

SINGLE king (Player)

Cards - ♠ 10 ♣ 3
Total - 13

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 3 ♣ Q
Total - 13

[torpid salmon]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

You have no coins in your wallet to gamble with lol.

[torpid salmon]

Pls crime

[neat mica]

Crime Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a crime to commit from the list, and you have a chance to win big! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die!

[neat mica]

Guess you are too scared

[torpid salmon]

Pls crime

[neat mica]

Slow it down bud

You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 11 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!

[torpid salmon]

Pls crime

[neat mica]

SINGLE king committed DRUG DISTRIBUTION

You didn't find any clients... Maybe try a different industry?

imagine being so bad

[torpid salmon]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

You have no coins in your wallet to gamble with lol.

[sharp ore]

Hfgy&TD6dugitd6e6rgohr7r64

[open star]

Pls info

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

Node

2/4

Worker

9/48

Shard

1333/4096

Server Count

7853423

Shard Latency

27ms

Uptime

1d, 5h and 20m

Version: 9.5.9

[open star]

Pls invite

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

Add Dank Memer

Here

Dank Memer Support

Here

Dank Memer Twitter

Here

Reddit Page

Here

Buy some Dank Premium

Here

Dank Memer Community

Here

[twin nest]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@twin nest What color was next to the word mayo?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,111 for an hour of work.

Working as a Fast Food Cook

[twin nest]

Pls sell

[neat mica]

no sellable items in your inventory. Maybe mention a specific item to sell?

[twin nest]

Pls inventory

[neat mica]

Inventory Command

This command is used to show you what items you own!
It also shows the item type, which is important information to tell you what you can do with it.

Sellable - This is for selling to the shop with pls sell.
Collectable - This is to collect and flex on your friends!
Tool - This is either usable with pls use or used to unlock a command such as a fishing pole for pls fish.
Powerup - This is generally used to give you some sort of advantage while grinding!
Tradeable - This type of item is used to trade into the bot for other items!
Loot box - This is a lootbox to open and get a chance at some sweet rewards!
Item Pack - This is an item type only for newer players to get a head start in the game!

MBG • KRISH ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ ❥'s inventory

Owned Items

New Player Pack ─ 1
ID newplayerpack ─ Item Pack

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Crunchy Taco ─ 1
ID taco ─ Power-up

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item

[twin nest]

Pls sell taco

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

Successful Crunchy Taco sale

You successfully sold 1x Crunchy Taco for ⏣ 20,000

Thank you for your meme business

[twin nest]

Pls store

[neat mica]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2m)
Robbers Wishlist ─ ⏣ 20,000 (60% OFF!)
This item when used, gives something similar to pls rich. The difference is, it only shows people who: aren't passive, have over ⏣ 500, do not have a fake ID on. Basically, anyone who is robbable :D

Pepe Medal (0) — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 5% of players have!

Pepe Trophy (0) — ⏣ 50,000,000
A trophy to flex how rich you are! You are rich enough to afford this... right?

Pepe Crown (0) — ⏣ 250,000,000
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved crowns. At least until another expensive item comes along LOL.

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 6 of 6

[twin nest]

Pls balance

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

MBG • KRISH ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ ❥'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 133,021
Bank: ⏣ 6,050 / 7,880 (76.8%)

😏 · Nov 14, 2021, 2:30 PM

[twin nest]

Pls with all

[neat mica]

@twin nest ⏣ 6,050 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[twin nest]

Pls balance

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

MBG • KRISH ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ ❥'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 139,071
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 7,880 (0.0%)

😏 · Nov 14, 2021, 2:31 PM

[twin nest]

Pls store

[neat mica]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 1m)
Robbers Wishlist ─ ⏣ 20,000 (60% OFF!)
This item when used, gives something similar to pls rich. The difference is, it only shows people who: aren't passive, have over ⏣ 500, do not have a fake ID on. Basically, anyone who is robbable :D

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Pink Phallic Object (0) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!

Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 4,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 1 of 6

[twin nest]

Pls but padlock

Pls buy padlock

[neat mica]

Successful Padlock purchase

@twin nest bought 1 Padlock and paid ⏣ 4,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[twin nest]

Pls sell padlock

[neat mica]

Tip: Use pls pet to take care of your pet, they can help you by finding stuff, protecting your wallet, and being a great companion.

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

Successful Padlock sale

You successfully sold 1x Padlock for ⏣ 800

Thank you for your meme business

[twin nest]

Pls buy phone

[neat mica]

Successful Cell Phone purchase

@twin nest bought 1 Cell Phone and paid ⏣ 3,500

Thanks for your purchase!

[twin nest]

Pls sell phobe

[neat mica]

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop, or maybe even doesn't exist?

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[twin nest]

Pls sell phone

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

Successful Cell Phone sale

You successfully sold 1x Cell Phone for ⏣ 700

Thank you for your meme business

[cursive lotus]

Pls buy cell phone

[neat mica]

Buy Command

This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable. There is usually an item for sale too!

[neat mica]

Successful Cell Phone purchase

@worldly trail bought 1 Cell Phone and paid ⏣ 3,500

Thanks for your purchase!

[cursive lotus]

Pls balence

Pls ballence

Pls buy padlock

[neat mica]

Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!

[severe prawn]

Pls kiss

Pls balance

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

MBG-SEKHAR💝💝's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 27,039
Bank: ⏣ 5,000 / 5,240 (95.4%)

😏 · Nov 14, 2021, 5:32 PM

[severe prawn]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@severe prawn You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[severe prawn]

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

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[neat mica]

Balance Command

This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

nachavu nenu chastha's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)

😏 · Nov 14, 2021, 8:27 PM

[scarlet haven]

pls use ber

[neat mica]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[scarlet haven]

pls with max

[neat mica]

@scarlet haven ⏣ 4,054,629 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.

[scarlet haven]

pls rob MEMUR#0009

pls dep all

[neat mica]

⏣ 4,054,629 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,054,629.

[scarlet haven]

@silver prawn robbing on kardo bhai

[simple burrow]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work for Discord Mod - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,256 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[simple burrow]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

MBG•MANIKANTA's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,500 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
22 hours, 31 minutes and 47 seconds

Streak: 2 days (+⏣ 500)

[simple burrow]

Pls crime

[neat mica]

MBG•MANIKANTA committed ARSON

Turns out you tried to set the fire station on fire, it didn't go up in flames.

imagine being so bad

[simple burrow]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG•MANIKANTA's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (17) than the dealer (19)
You lost ⏣ 36,756. You now have 0.

MBG•MANIKANTA (Player)

Cards - ♣ 5 ♠ 7 ♠ 5
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 2 ♣ 6 ♣ 7 ♥ 4
Total - 19

[silver comet]

,bal

[marsh wigeon]

,bal

[flint tinsel]

pls meme

[neat mica]

The scales are tilted

👍 23379 | 💬 748

[flint tinsel]

Sooo meaningful

[fallow urchin]

pls bal

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

TRI GAMING WITH JAYADEEP💖's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 3,780,737
Bank: ⏣ 1,032,152 / 1,106,152 (93.3%)

😏 · Nov 15, 2021, 8:48 AM

Passive successfully changed to Enabled
You are now a passive user. If you fail to use any commands for 3 days you will lose passive mode!

[warm flume]

PLS RICH

PLS ROB @marsh wigeon

PLS ROB @simple burrow

[marsh wigeon]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Balance Command

This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

MBG꧁དℭ℟Åℤ¥༒₭ÏḼḼ℥℟ཌ꧂'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)

😏 · Nov 15, 2021, 9:00 AM

[marsh wigeon]

Pls meme

[neat mica]

Based on a true story

👍 20560 | 💬 221

[distant birch]

what

friend

[fast basin]

.

[simple burrow]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@simple burrow What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you selected the wrong emoji.
You were given ⏣ 3,752 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[simple burrow]

Pls meme

[neat mica]

so romantic

👍 15578 | 💬 79

[simple burrow]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You've already claimed your daily today

Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours, 37 minutes and 14 seconds

Daily Resets at 00:00 UTC

[simple burrow]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG•MANIKANTA's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 2,978. You now have ⏣ 6,730.

MBG•MANIKANTA (Player)

Cards - ♦ 6 ♣ A
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ A ♦ 4 ♣ J ♣ 7
Total - 22

[simple burrow]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG•MANIKANTA's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 12,048. You now have ⏣ 18,778.

MBG•MANIKANTA (Player)

Cards - ♥ K ♦ J
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 2 ♥ J ♠ 4 ♣ 7
Total - 23

[simple burrow]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 6,480 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 25,760.

[simple burrow]

Pls dep

[neat mica]

what are you depositing, idiot

[odd eagle]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

MBG •SATHWIK😈's Daily Coins

⏣ 31,750 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
9 hours, 30 minutes and 44 seconds

Streak: 27 days (+⏣ 6,750)

[odd eagle]

Pls work

[neat mica]

You never fail to amaze me @odd eagle. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 677! 11111 + ⏣ 677 an hour

[odd eagle]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@odd eagle What color was next to the word cheeseburger?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,788 for an hour of work.

Working as a Fast Food Cook

[gaunt nymph]

Pla bal

Pls bal

[neat mica]

👑TEL SANDY👑's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 5,000 / 5,000 (100.0%)

😏 · Nov 15, 2021, 5:14 PM

[gaunt nymph]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Daily Command

This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.

👑TEL SANDY👑's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
6 hours, 45 minutes and 10 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[gaunt nymph]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@gaunt nymph You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

Tip: Our rules are on our website. Are you following them? https://dankmemer.lol/rules

[gaunt nymph]

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

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[gaunt nymph]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

👑TEL SANDY👑's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 25,000
Bank: ⏣ 5,000 / 5,240 (95.4%)

😏 · Nov 15, 2021, 5:16 PM

[gaunt nymph]

Pla dep all

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

⏣ 240 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,240.

[gaunt nymph]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD

[gaunt nymph]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

👑TEL SANDY👑's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 24,760
Bank: ⏣ 5,240 / 5,240 (100.0%)

😏 · Nov 15, 2021, 5:17 PM

[regal verge]

Pls rich

Pls bal

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

" —͟͞͞★ㄒᎶ 𓅃ℂᎾℳℙℒᎯℕ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,691,774
Bank: ⏣ 4,433,270 / 4,477,076 (99.0%)

😏 · Nov 15, 2021, 7:49 PM

[regal verge]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 43,806 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,477,076.

[regal verge]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[regal verge]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks !

[regal verge]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

[regal verge]

Pls profile

[neat mica]

" —͟͞͞★ㄒᎶ 𓅃ℂᎾℳℙℒᎯℕ's profile

Title: Dank Memer

Level

30

Experience

3,061/3,100

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 5,647,968
Bank: ⏣ 4,477,076
Net: ⏣ 53,914,214
Coin Multi: 30%
Gamble Multi: 6%

Inventory

58 items (1,269 total) worth ⏣ 43,789,170

Misc

4,110,116 bank note space
3 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
3,269 commands issued

Pet Info

Pls pet
Level 2 Cat

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[regal verge]

Pls pet

[neat mica]

" —͟͞͞★ㄒᎶ 𓅃ℂᎾℳℙℒᎯℕ's Cat (Pls pet) :PetCat:

Hunger

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2High::Bar3Empty: (88%)
14h and 2m until empty

Hygiene

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
23h and 59m until empty

Fun

:Bar1Full::Bar2High::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty: (45%)
7h and 15m until empty

Energy

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
4h and 47m until empty

Love

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2High::Bar3Empty: (83%)

Experience

:Bar1Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty: (2 / 100)
Level 3

Last Action

You paid ⏣ 83 to take Pls pet to go on a massive shopping spree

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 80%!

@regal verge Click the buttons in correct order!

@regal verge Pls pet leveled up! 2 → 3
You now have an extra point to spend in training.

[regal verge]

Pls pet

[neat mica]

" —͟͞͞★ㄒᎶ 𓅃ℂᎾℳℙℒᎯℕ's Cat (Pls pet) <:PetCat:861998648607113236>

Hunger

(88%)
14h and 2m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
23h and 59m until empty

Fun

(76%)
12h and 12m until empty

Energy

(100%)
4h and 46m until empty

Love

(91%)

Experience

(14 / 100)
Level 3

Last Action

You and Pls pet frolicked in the leaves outside.

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 80%!

Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[regal verge]

Pls pet

[neat mica]

" —͟͞͞★ㄒᎶ 𓅃ℂᎾℳℙℒᎯℕ's Cat (Pls pet) <:PetCat:861998648607113236>

Hunger

(88%)
14h and 1m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
23h and 58m until empty

Fun

(84%)
13h and 29m until empty

Energy

(99%)
4h and 46m until empty

Love

(93%)

Experience

(14 / 100)
Level 3

Last Action

You donated ⏣ 22 to Ninja, which made Pls pet feel like an epic gamer
You failed the mini-game so you had less fun overall with your pet and didn't earn any XP :cry:

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 80%!

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[regal verge]

Pls pet

[neat mica]

" —͟͞͞★ㄒᎶ 𓅃ℂᎾℳℙℒᎯℕ's Cat (Pls pet) <:PetCat:861998648607113236>

Hunger

(88%)
14h and 1m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
23h and 58m until empty

Fun

(84%)
13h and 28m until empty

Energy

(99%)
4h and 46m until empty

Love

(93%)

Experience

(14 / 100)
Level 3

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 80%!

[elfin ingot]

pls dig

[neat mica]

Dig Command

This command is used to grind for random items.
You have chance to dig DEEP into the dirt and find some really cool stuff! Sometimes you will encounter a mini-game that could have negative effects if lost but great rewards if won!

[neat mica]

You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.

[elfin ingot]

pls bal

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

MBG T E D D Y's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 5,420 / 6,080 (89.1%)

😏 · Nov 16, 2021, 1:42 AM

[elfin ingot]

pls daily

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

MBG T E D D Y's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
22 hours, 17 minutes and 48 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[elfin ingot]

pls work

[neat mica]

@elfin ingot You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[elfin ingot]

pls message

[neat mica]

Message From Developers

Update 9.5.8 is now live
9.5.8 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/followup-update-95.8
9.5.0 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/november-update-95.0

You are #683,653 to view this message!

[odd eagle]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

MBG •SATHWIK😈's Daily Coins

⏣ 32,000 was placed in your wallet and a normie BOX!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 55 minutes and 17 seconds

Streak: 28 days (+⏣ 7,000)

[odd eagle]

Pls work

[neat mica]

You were fired from your position as a Fast Food Cook.
You did not meet the minimum amount of required hours, and your boss decided to fire you.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 6 hours before you can find another job.

[gaunt nymph]

Pls bal

Pls bal

[neat mica]

👑TEL SANDY👑's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 24,760
Bank: ⏣ 5,240 / 5,240 (100.0%)

😏 · Nov 16, 2021, 2:12 AM

[gaunt nymph]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

👑TEL SANDY👑's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,250 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 47 minutes and 40 seconds

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 250)

[gaunt nymph]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@gaunt nymph You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[gaunt nymph]

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

Page 1 of 6

[gaunt nymph]

Pls work Discord Mod

[neat mica]

@gaunt nymph Congratulations, you are now working as a Discord Mod!
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 10,000 per hour.

[gaunt nymph]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@gaunt nymph Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 3,333 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[gaunt nymph]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@gaunt nymph You need to wait 59m and 30s until you can work again!

[gaunt nymph]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

👑TEL SANDY👑's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 53,343
Bank: ⏣ 5,240 / 5,720 (91.6%)

😏 · Nov 16, 2021, 2:14 AM

[gaunt nymph]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 480 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,720.

[gaunt nymph]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD

[gaunt nymph]

Pls help

[neat mica]

We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!

badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
buy
Buy currency items from the shop!
compare
Compare yourself with another user.
craft
This command is used to craft items!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 7

[gaunt nymph]

Pls buy

[neat mica]

Buy Command

This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable. There is usually an item for sale too!

[neat mica]

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

[gaunt nymph]

Pls store

[neat mica]

Shop Command

This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 14m)
Padlock ─ ⏣ 1,880 (53% OFF!)
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you. This is a one-time use item; once the lock is broken or removed, it won't come back or do anything unless you buy another one. It will not ALWAYS break, but it has a chance to break when someone tries to steal from you.

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Pink Phallic Object (0) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!

Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 1,880
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 1 of 6

[gaunt nymph]

Pls buy Anti Rob Pack

[neat mica]

Successful Anti-Rob Pack purchase

@gaunt nymph bought 1 Anti-Rob Pack and paid ⏣ 1,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[gaunt nymph]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

👑TEL SANDY👑's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 51,863
Bank: ⏣ 5,720 / 5,720 (100.0%)

😏 · Nov 16, 2021, 2:18 AM

[gaunt nymph]

Pls help

[neat mica]

We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!

snakeeyes
Bet on whether you'll get "snake eyes" or not.
steal
Try and steal from someone's pocket!
taxcalc
Calculate tax on a number according to dank memer tax rates
title
Change title displayed on your profile.
trade
For now, you can only trade YOUR coins for someone ELSE'S items. This will be less restrictive in the rewrite.
use
Use a currency item (not all are usable).
vacation
Take a short break from Dank Memer and not worry about your streak or your pet.
weekly
Get a large sum of coins once a week! (premium servers only)

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 6 of 7

[gaunt nymph]

Pls profile

[neat mica]

Profile Command

This command shows you your various stats! You can also use it to check on other people if you tag them when running the command.

👑TEL SANDY👑's profile

Level

0

Experience

6/100

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 51,863
Bank: ⏣ 5,720
Net: ⏣ 59,583
Coin Multi: 270%
Gamble Multi: 54%

Inventory

2 items (2 total) worth ⏣ 2,000

Misc

1 daily streak
5,000 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
35 commands issued
Works as a Discord Mod

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[opaque pasture]

Pls rip @lavish vault

[neat mica]

Work Command

This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!

@lavish vault You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[slate heron]

pls bal

pls work

[dapper epoch]

pls work

[neat mica]

@dapper epoch Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 6,020 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[cyan goblet]

Pls work

[neat mica]

You were fired from your position as a Ghost.
You did not meet the minimum amount of required hours, and your boss decided to fire you.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 6 hours before you can find another job.

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[cyan goblet]

Pls message

[neat mica]

Tip: Did you know there's a family friendly mode now? Check your user settings pls settings or your server settings pls serverconf.

Message From Developers

Update 9.5.8 is now live
9.5.8 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/followup-update-95.8
9.5.0 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/november-update-95.0

You are #706,944 to view this message!

[simple burrow]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work for Discord Mod - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,256 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[simple burrow]

Pls crime

[neat mica]

MBG•MANIKANTA committed ARSON

Turns out you tried to set the fire station on fire, it didn't go up in flames.

imagine being so bad

[simple burrow]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

MBG•MANIKANTA's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,750 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
9 hours, 55 minutes and 9 seconds

Streak: 3 days (+⏣ 750)

[simple burrow]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG•MANIKANTA's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (16) than the dealer (17)
You lost ⏣ 49,304. You now have 0.

MBG•MANIKANTA (Player)

Cards - ♠ 3 ♥ 3 ♥ J
Total - 16

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 9 ♣ 8
Total - 17

[simple burrow]

Pls with all

[neat mica]

@simple burrow ⏣ 25,760 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[simple burrow]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG•MANIKANTA's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (15) than the dealer (20)
You lost ⏣ 25,760. You now have 0.

MBG•MANIKANTA (Player)

Cards - ♣ 9 ♠ 6
Total - 15

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ J ♥ K
Total - 20

[simple burrow]

Pls message

[neat mica]

Message From Developers

Update 9.5.8 is now live
9.5.8 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/followup-update-95.8
9.5.0 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/november-update-95.0

You are #708,166 to view this message!

[odd eagle]

pls work

[neat mica]

@odd eagle You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[frozen fjord]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@frozen fjord You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[frozen fjord]

Pls message

[neat mica]

Message From Developers

Update 9.5.8 is now live
9.5.8 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/followup-update-95.8
9.5.0 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/november-update-95.0

You are #719,618 to view this message!

[outer mortar]

Pls rich

Pls bal

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

i am back's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 55,391
Bank: ⏣ 5,945 / 7,520 (79.1%)

😏 · Nov 17, 2021, 3:06 AM

[outer mortar]

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Work Command

This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

Page 1 of 6

[outer mortar]

Pls work house wife

[neat mica]

@outer mortar Congratulations, you are now working as a House Wife!
You're required to work at least 2 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 12,000 per hour.

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[outer mortar]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[outer mortar]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Tip: You can get amazing rewards from leveling!

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

i am back's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
20 hours, 52 minutes and 22 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[outer mortar]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

i am back's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 92,391
Bank: ⏣ 5,945 / 8,240 (72.1%)

😏 · Nov 17, 2021, 3:07 AM

This event has expired.

MICROSOFT IS TRYING TO BUY DISCORD AGAIN!

We need to stop the sale, quickly defeat Microsoft!

Nov 17, 2021, 3:07 AM

Attack the boss by clicking windows sucks lol
:rage:

0 hits — 200/200 HP

Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs

[elfin ingot]

pls daily

[neat mica]

- T E D D Y's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,250 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
16 hours, 41 minutes and 50 seconds

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 250)

[elfin ingot]

pls work

[neat mica]

@elfin ingot You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[zenith dirge]

Pls bal

WTF?

Pls Daily

[eternal crown]

pls bal

[zealous halo]

windows sucks lol

Pls bal

pls bal

[valid wyvern]

Pls use wish

[simple burrow]

Pls work

[neat mica]

You never fail to amaze me @simple burrow. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 1593! 10000 + ⏣ 1593 an hour

[simple burrow]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

You have no coins in your wallet to gamble with lol.

[eternal crown]

pls use wish

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[eternal crown]

pls message

[neat mica]

Tip: We've got some sweet perks for being a donor, and it helps pay the developers! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

Message From Developers

Update 9.5.8 is now live
9.5.8 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/followup-update-95.8
9.5.0 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/november-update-95.0

You are #748,076 to view this message!

[gaunt nymph]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

👑⇝ѕαи∂¥⇜👑's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 51,863
Bank: ⏣ 5,720 / 5,720 (100.0%)

😏 · Nov 17, 2021, 1:49 PM

[gaunt nymph]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Tip: Running low on coins? Join some giveaway servers, pls partners!

👑⇝ѕαи∂¥⇜👑's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,500 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours, 10 minutes and 15 seconds

Streak: 2 days (+⏣ 500)

[gaunt nymph]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball.
You were given ⏣ 3,333 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[gaunt nymph]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

👑⇝ѕαи∂¥⇜👑's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 80,696
Bank: ⏣ 5,720 / 6,320 (90.5%)

😏 · Nov 17, 2021, 1:50 PM

[gaunt nymph]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 600 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 6,320.

[gaunt nymph]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD

[gaunt nymph]

Pls bal

Pls bal

[neat mica]

👑⇝ѕαи∂¥⇜👑's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 80,096
Bank: ⏣ 6,320 / 6,320 (100.0%)

😏 · Nov 17, 2021, 1:51 PM

[odd eagle]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

MBG •SATHWIK😈's Daily Coins

⏣ 32,250 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
9 hours, 36 minutes and 33 seconds

Streak: 29 days (+⏣ 7,250)

[odd eagle]

Pls worklist

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

Page 1 of 6

[odd eagle]

Pls work fast food cook

[neat mica]

@odd eagle Congratulations, you are now working as a Fast Food Cook!
You're required to work at least 2 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 11,111 per hour.

Tip: pls profile will show you general information on yourself and other people, including active items and some fun stats!

[odd eagle]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@odd eagle What color was next to the word chicken?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,111 for an hour of work.

Working as a Fast Food Cook

[odd eagle]

Pls use banknote

[neat mica]

You have 3 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[odd eagle]

3

[neat mica]

You turn 3 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 40,242 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 4,287,154 in total bank space, with 3,917,914 (91.4%) being expanded storage

[odd eagle]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 43,122 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,287,154.

[narrow ember]

/plsmeme

[cyan goblet]

Pls items

[neat mica]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 7m)
Fishing Pole ─ ⏣ 14,500 (43% OFF!)
This fishing pole allows you to use the fish command, which can give you lots of different types of items!

Pink Phallic Object (386) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!

Cell Phone (4) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (1) — ⏣ 4,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (68) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

Box of Sand (20) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 1 of 6

[cyan goblet]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

MBG • NANI ❥'s inventory

Owned Items

Alcohol ─ 6
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Ban Hammer ─ 1
ID banhammer ─ Sellable

Bank Note ─ 231
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Blue Phallic Object ─ 139
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Fresh Bread ─ 48
ID bread ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 10

[odd eagle]

pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[deft coral]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Tip: Patrons don't pay tax while sharing, among other perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

RISHI GAMER's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
8 hours, 21 minutes and 54 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[cursive lotus]

Pls beh

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Memecat

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 535 "

Multi Bonus: +245% (⏣ 380)

[cursive lotus]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

[cursive lotus]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Bank Note !

[cursive lotus]

Pls use bank note

[neat mica]

You turn 1 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 19,622 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 64,982 in total bank space, with 19,622 (30.2%) being expanded storage

[cursive lotus]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 20,342 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 64,982.

[cursive lotus]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD

[cyan goblet]

Pls work ghost

[neat mica]

@cyan goblet Congratulations, you are now working as a Ghost!
You're required to work at least 8 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 45,000 per hour.

[cyan goblet]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball.
You were given ⏣ 15,000 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Ghost

[elder oriole]

Pls use luck

[neat mica]

You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.

[elder oriole]

Pls use chill

[neat mica]

You stop for just a second, take a chill pill and breathe.
Just breathe.
Good. :relieved:

[elder oriole]

Pls shop chill

[neat mica]

**Chill Pill** (47 owned)

Just take a chill pill and relax, sheesh
BUY - -
SELL - Unable to be sold
TRADE - 10k - 20k

Rarity

Common

Type

Collectable

ID

chillpill

[elder oriole]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

ΔᐯΞᒪᗝᑕ工丅ㄚΔ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 82,762
Bank: ⏣ 3,817,578 / 3,817,578 (100.0%)

😏 · Nov 17, 2021, 4:32 PM

[elder oriole]

Pls use daily 50

[neat mica]

ΔᐯΞᒪᗝᑕ工丅ㄚΔ's Loot Haul!

⏣ 2,575,389
x1 - Robbers Wishlist
x1 - Laptop
x1 - Chill Pill
x1 - Fresh Bread
x1 - Golden Phallic Object
x2 - Pepe Coin
x2 - Box of Sand
x2 - Duct Tape
x2 - Shredded Cheese
x2 - Coin Bomb
x3 - Rare Pepe
x3 - Life Saver
x3 - Pizza Slice
x3 - Purple Phallic Object
x5 - Fishing Pole
x5 - Fake ID
x6 - Tidepod
x6 - Blue Phallic Object
x8 - Orange Phallic Object
x9 - Lucky Horseshoe
x10 - Cookie
x16 - Skunk
x25 - Bank Note
x25 - Pink Phallic Object
x28 - Common Fish

50 daily boxes opened

[valid wyvern]

Pls use wish

[neat mica]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[valid wyvern]

Pls with 50e3

[neat mica]

@valid wyvern ⏣ 50,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,507,248.

Tip: Keeping these tips on will get you a small coin multiplier!

[valid wyvern]

Pls rob @elder oriole

[elder oriole]

Lol

Pls use box