🏝️〢dank-memer

[neat mica]

Señor Pepe

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 199 "

Multi Bonus: +155% (⏣ 121)

[minor pollen]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite

[minor pollen]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

[minor pollen]

Pls bj 10k

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (17) than the dealer (19)
You lost ⏣ 10,000. You now have 1,638,325.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♦ 2 ♠ 4 ♣ 9 ♣ 2
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 9 ♠ 5 ♦ 5
Total - 19

[minor pollen]

Pls bj 25k

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (20) than the dealer (18)
You won ⏣ 19,593. You now have ⏣ 1,657,918.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♦ K ♦ 5 ♠ 5
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 8 ♦ K
Total - 18

[minor pollen]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 5,760 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,895,184.

[minor pollen]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,652,158
Bank: ⏣ 1,895,184 / 1,895,184 (100.0%)

😏 · Nov 7, 2021, 7:12 PM

[jovial geyser]

Pls bal

Pls bj 30e3

Pls bal

[cursive lotus]

Pls inv 904285721186144278

Pls bal

@cursive lotus

Yes

Pls bal

@cursive lotus then pay me in bindaas lalia server

Ok

Come there

[minor pollen]

Pls daily

Pls work

[deep holly]

Hero Honda splendor munna bhai fans thunder

[dapper epoch]

pls work

[cyan goblet]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@cyan goblet What color was next to the word ghoul?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 45,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Ghost

[cyan goblet]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Tip: Be sure to check your notifications every so often for updates on your job, level status, and other important stuff

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

MBG • NANI ❥'s Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
16 hours, 12 minutes and 49 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[cyan goblet]

Pls message

[neat mica]

Message From Developers

We have a new update out, read the patch notes at this link so you don't miss anything new!

You are #254,334 to view this message!

[cursive lotus]

Pls tweet milf

[cursive lotus]

Pls mem

Pls meme

[neat mica]

Please. Just stop.

👍 65819 | 💬 2609

[cursive lotus]

Pls meme

Pls work

Pls jail

[cursive lotus]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus You need to wait 50m and 57s until you can work again!

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[cursive lotus]

Pls mem

Pls meme

[neat mica]

At this point I'm afraid to ask

👍 17662 | 💬 554

[cursive lotus]

Pls rob@neat mica

Pls bank rob @neat mica

Pls rob @neat mica

Pls meme

[neat mica]

I've been waiting for this moment my entire life

👍 16560 | 💬 163

[cursive lotus]

Pls meme

Pls help

Pls meme

[neat mica]

W0W I7 15 S0 Co0l T0 W45T3 T1M3 W1Th Th15 5H1T

👍 16037 | 💬 641

[cursive lotus]

Pls meme

[neat mica]

Harold in the woods

👍 15810 | 💬 132

[cursive lotus]

Pls meme

[cursive lotus]

Pls meme

[neat mica]

Panikkkk

👍 15473 | 💬 125

[cursive lotus]

Pls meme

[neat mica]

Play teacher Student next time

👍 12482 | 💬 63

[minor pollen]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@minor pollen What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,111 for an hour of work.

Working as a Fast Food Cook

[minor pollen]

Pls pm

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 488 for your funny efforts.

[minor pollen]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Deer !

[minor pollen]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite

[minor pollen]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 840 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,896,024.

[minor pollen]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Worms !

[minor pollen]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Bill Nye

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 456 and a Cookie"

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 234)

[minor pollen]

Pls bj 10000

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 10,000. You now have 1,653,373.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♥ 6 ♣ 5 ♣ 4 ♣ A ♦ K
Total - 26

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 8 ♦ K
Total - 18

[minor pollen]

Pls bj 100000

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You win! You got to 21.
You won ⏣ 109,768. You now have ⏣ 1,763,141.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♥ K ♣ 4 ♦ 7
Total - 21

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 3 ♣ Q
Total - 13

[minor pollen]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 720 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,896,744.

[minor pollen]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: With horseshoes, you can gain a lot more coins from simple commands like pls beg, or pls search!

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,762,421
Bank: ⏣ 1,896,744 / 1,896,744 (100.0%)

😏 · Nov 8, 2021, 11:46 AM

[minor pollen]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's Daily Coins

⏣ 26,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
12 hours, 11 minutes and 25 seconds

Streak: 4 days (+⏣ 1,000)

[minor pollen]

Pls bj 50000

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 66,114. You now have ⏣ 1,854,535.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♥ J ♣ 8
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ J ♣ 6 ♥ 7
Total - 23

[minor pollen]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,854,535
Bank: ⏣ 1,896,744 / 1,897,224 (100.0%)

😏 · Nov 8, 2021, 11:48 AM

[minor pollen]

Pls bj 25000

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 12,298. You now have ⏣ 1,866,833.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♥ 9 ♥ 5 ♣ 3
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 6 ♣ 6 ♥ J
Total - 22

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (18) than the dealer (17)
You won ⏣ 361,458. You now have ⏣ 2,228,291.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♥ 10 ♥ 3 ♥ 5
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ J ♠ 2 ♥ 5
Total - 17

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 420 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 6,680.

[coral steeple]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

Blackjack Command

A fan favorite gambling command, play blackjack against the dealer to win some money!
If you are new to blackjack, you should learn how to play first! Our game is not a standard game, as we're missing some key components such as doubling down and splitting, but we've made it as simple as possible to learn!

iam always seeing my shuzika's blackjack game

** You didn't respond in time. **
The dealer is keeping your money to deal with your bullcrap.

iam always seeing my shuzika (Player)

Cards - ♦ 5 ♥ 8
Total - 13

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 3 ♣ 8
Total - 11

[narrow ginkgo]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Daily Command

This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

Kishore lucky's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
11 hours and 7 minutes

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[coral steeple]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

You have no coins in your wallet to gamble with lol.

[narrow ginkgo]

, pls Dep max

[coral steeple]

@narrow ginkgo vacha come

[minor pollen]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 3 Common Fishs !

[minor pollen]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[minor pollen]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Oprah

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,295 and a Padlock"

Multi Bonus: +95% (⏣ 631)

[minor pollen]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Box of Sands !

[minor pollen]

Pls bj 50000

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 50,000. You now have 2,179,586.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♦ 10 ♣ 3 ♣ K
Total - 23

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 6 ♦ K
Total - 16

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

Woah nelly, slow it down

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 209,636. You now have ⏣ 2,389,222.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♦ 4 ♠ K ♦ 6
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 5 ♠ 9 ♠ K
Total - 24

[minor pollen]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@minor pollen What color was next to the word wendys?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,111 for an hour of work.

Working as a Fast Food Cook

[minor pollen]

Pls profile

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's profile

Title: Original Memer

Level

18

Experience

1,807/1,900

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 2,400,333
Bank: ⏣ 1,896,744
Net: ⏣ 6,987,787
Coin Multi: 95%
Gamble Multi: 19%

Inventory

40 items (259 total) worth ⏣ 2,690,710

Misc

4 daily streak
1,681,464 bank note space
5 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,446 commands issued
Works as a Fast Food Cook

Active Items

Padlock - 11mo left
Fake ID - 2h left

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[minor pollen]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

[minor pollen]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit !

[minor pollen]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[minor pollen]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Jimmy Neutron

"sure take this non-existent coin"

Imagine begging LMAO

[minor pollen]

Pls pm

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 960 for your funny efforts.

[minor pollen]

Pls meme

[neat mica]

Only a dream

👍 12008 | 💬 562

[minor pollen]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 2,040 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,898,784.

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 2,149,253.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♥ K ♥ 4 ♠ 2 ♦ 8
Total - 24

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 10 ♠ Q
Total - 20

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You tied. You tied with the dealer.
Your wallet hasn't changed! You have ⏣ 2,149,253 still.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♣ K ♥ 8
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 8 ♥ 10
Total - 18

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

Spam isn't cool fam

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (19) than the dealer (20)
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 1,899,253.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♦ 10 ♣ 3 ♠ 6
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 7 ♦ 5 ♠ 8
Total - 20

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

Spam isn't cool fam

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 1,649,253.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♣ 5 ♦ Q ♥ K
Total - 25

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 3 ♣ 4
Total - 7

[minor pollen]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,649,253
Bank: ⏣ 1,898,784 / 1,899,264 (100.0%)

😏 · Nov 8, 2021, 1:10 PM

[minor pollen]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's inventory

Owned Items

Duck ─ 5
ID duck ─ Sellable

Exotic Fish ─ 3
ID exoticfish ─ Sellable

Fake ID ─ 2
ID fakeid ─ Tool

Common Fish ─ 19
ID fish ─ Sellable

Fishing Pole ─ 9
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 3 of 8

[minor pollen]

Pls sell boar

[neat mica]

Successful Boar sale

You successfully sold 1x Boar for ⏣ 7,800

Multi Bonus: +95% (⏣ 3,800)

[minor pollen]

Pls sell deer 4

[neat mica]

Successful Deer sale

You successfully sold 4x Deers for ⏣ 15,600

Multi Bonus: +95% (⏣ 7,600)

[minor pollen]

Pls sell duck 5

[neat mica]

Tip: Don't want to accidentally buy too many pinks 👀, use the new confirmation setting! pls settings confirmations true

Successful Duck sale

You successfully sold 5x Ducks for ⏣ 17,063

Multi Bonus: +95% (⏣ 8,313)

[minor pollen]

Pls sell exotic fish 3

[neat mica]

Successful Exotic Fish sale

You successfully sold 1x Exotic Fish for ⏣ 9,750

Multi Bonus: +95% (⏣ 4,750)

[minor pollen]

Pls sell exotic fish

[neat mica]

Successful Exotic Fish sale

You successfully sold 1x Exotic Fish for ⏣ 9,750

Multi Bonus: +95% (⏣ 4,750)

[minor pollen]

Pls sell exotic fish

[neat mica]

Take a breather...

You'll be able to use this command again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!

[minor pollen]

Pls sell common fish 18

[neat mica]

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1x Common Fish for ⏣ 1,463

Multi Bonus: +95% (⏣ 713)

[minor pollen]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,710,679
Bank: ⏣ 1,898,784 / 1,899,264 (100.0%)

😏 · Nov 8, 2021, 1:11 PM

[minor pollen]

Pls bj 100000

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 118,166. You now have ⏣ 1,828,845.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♣ 7 ♥ A
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 4 ♥ J ♥ Q
Total - 24

[minor pollen]

Pls bj 50k

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (19) than the dealer (18)
You won ⏣ 64,338. You now have ⏣ 1,893,183.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♣ 9 ♣ 10
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 2 ♣ 5 ♦ 4 ♠ 7
Total - 18

[minor pollen]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,893,183
Bank: ⏣ 1,898,784 / 1,899,504 (100.0%)

😏 · Nov 8, 2021, 1:13 PM

[minor pollen]

Pls bj 20k

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♥ 2 ♣ 9
Total - 11

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 6 ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

[minor pollen]

Pls bj 20k

Pls bal

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,914,150
Bank: ⏣ 1,898,784 / 1,899,744 (99.9%)

😏 · Nov 8, 2021, 1:14 PM

[minor pollen]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 2 Junks !

[minor pollen]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Donald Glover

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 944 and a Fresh Bread"

Multi Bonus: +95% (⏣ 460)

[minor pollen]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[minor pollen]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Worms !

[odd eagle]

pls daily

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

MBG •SATHWIK😈's Daily Coins

⏣ 30,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
8 hours, 23 minutes and 45 seconds

Streak: 20 days (+⏣ 5,000)

[odd eagle]

pls message

[neat mica]

Message From Developers

We have a new update out, read the patch notes at this link so you don't miss anything new!

You are #323,137 to view this message!

[odd eagle]

pls work

[neat mica]

@odd eagle Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 16,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a YouTuber

[odd eagle]

pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[odd eagle]

pls use banknote

[neat mica]

You have 6 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[odd eagle]

6

[neat mica]

You turn 6 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 87,956 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 4,012,946 in total bank space, with 3,649,106 (90.9%) being expanded storage

[odd eagle]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 133,856 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,012,946.

[odd eagle]

pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG •SATHWIK😈's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,153,881
Bank: ⏣ 4,012,946 / 4,012,946 (100.0%)

😏 · Nov 8, 2021, 3:38 PM

[waxen stream]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Balance Command

This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

MBG•Chitti's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)

😏 · Nov 8, 2021, 4:17 PM

[waxen stream]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposit Command

Deposit is used to move money from your pocket to your bank account. You can check your balance with the balance command. You cannot deposit more than your max bank space.

[neat mica]

⏣ 5,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,000.

[waxen stream]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

MBG•Chitti's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 5,000 / 5,000 (100.0%)

😏 · Nov 8, 2021, 4:17 PM

[waxen stream]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

@waxen stream You found a rare pepe!

Rare Pepe #11

View your progress by typing pls collection

[neat mica]

deposit coins much? you have none lol

[waxen stream]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work Command

This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!

@waxen stream You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[odd eagle]

pls work

[neat mica]

@odd eagle You need to wait 10m and 50s until you can work again!

[odd eagle]

pls profile

[neat mica]

MBG •SATHWIK😈's profile

Title: Dank Memer

Level

30

Experience

3,032/3,100

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 2,153,881
Bank: ⏣ 4,012,946
Net: ⏣ 14,610,317
Coin Multi: 12%
Gamble Multi: 2%

Inventory

52 items (683 total) worth ⏣ 8,443,490

Misc

20 daily streak
3,649,106 bank note space
13 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
3,796 commands issued
Works as a YouTuber

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[minor pollen]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[minor pollen]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Jeff Kaplan

"bye jerk, no coins for you"

Imagine begging LMAO

[minor pollen]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 2 Blue Phallic Objects !

[minor pollen]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Hold your horses...

The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 34 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

[minor pollen]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

Too spicy, take a breather

The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 20 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

[minor pollen]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[odd eagle]

pls work

[neat mica]

@odd eagle Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 5,333 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a YouTuber

[minor pollen]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@minor pollen What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,111 for an hour of work.

Working as a Fast Food Cook

[minor pollen]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol

[minor pollen]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

[minor pollen]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Worms !

[minor pollen]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

2pac

"the atm is out of order, sorry"

Imagine begging LMAO

[minor pollen]

Pls meme

[neat mica]

Talk about unreachable expectations

👍 8454 | 💬 71

[minor pollen]

Pls bj 10000

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 4,839. You now have ⏣ 1,931,044.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♦ A ♦ 8
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ Q ♦ 4 ♦ 2 ♣ 7
Total - 23

[minor pollen]

Pls bj 25k

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You tied. You tied with the dealer.
Your wallet hasn't changed! You have ⏣ 1,931,044 still.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♥ 8 ♣ J
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ Q ♥ 8
Total - 18

[minor pollen]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,931,044
Bank: ⏣ 1,898,784 / 1,901,544 (99.9%)

😏 · Nov 8, 2021, 5:41 PM

[jovial geyser]

Pls inv @minor pollen

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's inventory

Owned Items

Coin Bomb ─ 1
ID coinbomb ─ Tool

Cookie ─ 4
ID cookie ─ Sellable

Daily Box ─ 16
ID daily ─ Loot Box

Exotic Fish ─ 1
ID exoticfish ─ Sellable

Fake ID ─ 2
ID fakeid ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 2 of 8

[jovial geyser]

Hiii @minor pollen

Trade me the daily boxs pls !? @minor pollen

Pls inv @odd eagle

[neat mica]

MBG •SATHWIK😈's inventory

Owned Items

Robbers Wishlist ─ 2
ID wishlist ─ Tool

Worm ─ 49
ID worm ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 11 of 11

[minor pollen]

Can we trade those ?

[jovial geyser]

Yes we can

I’ll give uh 400k ? @minor pollen

For 16 daily

[minor pollen]

I can give u 10

[jovial geyser]

Ok

200k? @minor pollen

Pls trade

[neat mica]

listen you have one option:
pls trade <coins> <item amount> <item name> <@user>

[jovial geyser]

Pls with all

[neat mica]

@jovial geyser you have nothing to withdraw! Did you expect more money in your bank?

[jovial geyser]

Pls trade 200e3 10 daily @minor pollen

[neat mica]

Action Confirmed

@jovial geyser gives ⏣ 200,000
@minor pollen gives 10x Daily Box

Continue trade?

[neat mica]

@minor pollen

Timed Out

@jovial geyser gives ⏣ 200,000
@minor pollen gives 10x Daily Box

Continue trade?

[jovial geyser]

@minor pollen

[neat mica]

Canceling this transaction on behalf of 𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤

NIXIONOP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 866,891
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 8,638,625 (0.0%)

😏 · Nov 8, 2021, 6:51 PM

KHUSHIL FF 👑's profile

Level

0

Experience

0/100

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 300,500

Inventory

1 items (1 total) worth ⏣ 300,000

Misc

0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
5 commands issued

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[minor pollen]

Trade

[jovial geyser]

Pls trade 200e3 10 daily @minor pollen

[neat mica]

Action Confirmed

@jovial geyser gives ⏣ 200,000
@minor pollen gives 10x Daily Box

Continue trade?

[neat mica]

@minor pollen

Action Confirmed

@jovial geyser gives ⏣ 200,000
@minor pollen gives 10x Daily Box

Continue trade?

[neat mica]

@minor pollen gave 10 Daily Box to @jovial geyser for 200,000 coins.

[jovial geyser]

Thanks buddy @minor pollen

[minor pollen]

Pls bal

[jovial geyser]

250k for one pepec? @minor pollen

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,131,044
Bank: ⏣ 1,898,784 / 1,901,544 (99.9%)

😏 · Nov 8, 2021, 6:52 PM

[minor pollen]

Not gonna trade it tho

[jovial geyser]

Why?

[minor pollen]

I'm gonna keep it

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You've already claimed your daily today

Your next daily is ready in:
5 hours, 6 minutes and 24 seconds

Daily Resets at 00:00 UTC

[jovial geyser]

Okie @minor pollen

[minor pollen]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,131,044
Bank: ⏣ 1,898,784 / 1,901,544 (99.9%)

😏 · Nov 8, 2021, 6:53 PM

[jovial geyser]

Go to a premium server mate @minor pollen

[minor pollen]

For ?

[jovial geyser]

Pls weekly

[neat mica]

Take a breather...

I'm not made of money dude, wait 6d, 16h and 51m
The default cooldown is 7d.

[minor pollen]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 2,760 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,901,544.

[jovial geyser]

This? @minor pollen

Pls monthly

[neat mica]

Here are your monthly coins, NIXIONOP

⏣ 150,000 was placed in your wallet.

You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

[jovial geyser]

Type these ehh @minor pollen

[minor pollen]

Pls monthly

[neat mica]

Take a breather...

I'm not made of money dude, wait 18d, 12h and 14m
The default cooldown is 1mo.

[minor pollen]

Pls weekly

[neat mica]

pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot

[jovial geyser]

Weekly?

[minor pollen]

Available only in premium servers

[jovial geyser]

Ye should i send u the link mate?

Ye i m there

[minor pollen]

Okie

Pls pm

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's meme posting session

Your meme is a DEAD BORING TERRIBLE DIGUSTING meme.

You get ⏣ 0 try harder next time. We're not angry, just disappointed.

[minor pollen]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Box of Sands !

[minor pollen]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 3 Garbages !

[minor pollen]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You've already claimed your daily today

Your next daily is ready in:
5 hours, 3 minutes and 29 seconds

Daily Resets at 00:00 UTC

[minor pollen]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's Loot Haul!

⏣ 85,204
x4 - Skunk

1 daily box opened

[jovial geyser]

U get 75k for weekly

And u can trade things @minor pollen

[minor pollen]

Ohh

[jovial geyser]

For cheap prices @minor pollen

[minor pollen]

oky thn

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[minor pollen]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's inventory

Owned Items

Padlock ─ 4
ID padlock ─ Tool

Rare Pepe ─ 1
ID pepe ─ Collectable

Pepe Coin ─ 1
ID pepecoin ─ Collectable

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Pink Phallic Object ─ 36
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 5 of 8

[jovial geyser]

Mmm

[minor pollen]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 16m)
Shovel ─ ⏣ 22,250 (11% OFF!)
This shovel allows you to use the dig command, which can give you lots of different types of items!

Pepe Medal (0) — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 5% of players have!

Pepe Trophy (0) — ⏣ 50,000,000
A trophy to flex how rich you are! You are rich enough to afford this... right?

Pepe Crown (0) — ⏣ 250,000,000
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved crowns. At least until another expensive item comes along LOL.

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 6 of 6

[jovial geyser]

Hey do u want me to tell uh how to ply ?

[minor pollen]

I know most of the commands

[jovial geyser]

Nah

Im saying to keep ur inv good

Like mine

Pls inv

[neat mica]

NIXIONOP's inventory

Owned Items

Tidepod ─ 213
ID tidepod ─ Power-up

Trash ─ 1
ID trash ─ Sellable

School Urinal ─ 1
ID urinal ─ Collectable

Robbers Wishlist ─ 6
ID wishlist ─ Tool

Worm ─ 114
ID worm ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 16 of 16

[minor pollen]

Ohh

[minor pollen]

Oky carry on...how to do it?

[jovial geyser]

Umm don’t sell ur inv to anyone not to even me

[minor pollen]

Okay

[jovial geyser]

Do pls hunt pls fish pls dig to get items and if u do these your level increases

Pls level @minor pollen

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's profile

Title: Original Memer

Level

18

Experience

1,842/1,900

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 2,213,488
Bank: ⏣ 1,901,544
Net: ⏣ 6,633,492

Inventory

37 items (259 total) worth ⏣ 2,518,460

Misc

4 daily streak
1,681,464 bank note space
5 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,501 commands issued
Works as a Fast Food Cook

Active Items

Padlock - 11mo left
Daily Box - 5m left

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[minor pollen]

Oh oky thn

[jovial geyser]

And yes in ur profile keep your networth goood

Pls inv @minor pollen

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's inventory

Owned Items

Padlock ─ 4
ID padlock ─ Tool

Rare Pepe ─ 1
ID pepe ─ Collectable

Pepe Coin ─ 1
ID pepecoin ─ Collectable

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Pink Phallic Object ─ 36
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 5 of 8

[minor pollen]

Ain't this gud?

[jovial geyser]

Nah its like average

[minor pollen]

[jovial geyser]

Hehe ye

[minor pollen]

[jovial geyser]

Umm uh in shop if alcohol or life saver gets in offer buy it like a 100

And buy pad , land keep each 100

[minor pollen]

100 pieces each?

[jovial geyser]

If pad and land , cell gets in offer buy it

[jovial geyser]

Ye

[minor pollen]

Oky thn

[jovial geyser]

If its in offer only

Don’t buy now cuz the cost is more

[jovial geyser]

Ye do buy pink phalic objects sometime maintaining it like a 100k

[minor pollen]

Ohh

[jovial geyser]

Pls shop pink

[neat mica]

**Pink Phallic Object** (76,765 owned)

Send people the gift of pink phallic shaped items. Using this will send it to the person of your choice's inventory for them to find later.
BUY - ⏣ 10
SELL - Unable to be sold
TRADE - buy it from the shop

Rarity

Common

Type

Collectable

ID

pinkphallicobject

[minor pollen]

I am gonna be broke

[jovial geyser]

I lost 40k pink

I died

[jovial geyser]

Nah

Do the vote ?

[minor pollen]

Didn't u keep a life saver in ur inv

[minor pollen]

Yeah I do it

[jovial geyser]

I didn’t know the game at the first so i died

[minor pollen]

Oh oky

[jovial geyser]

Now I know it

[jovial geyser]

Ye if u buy those and u get poor

U do vote and u do work and u do daily

You’ll be rich in 5-10 days

[minor pollen]

How can I get access to the premium server

[jovial geyser]

Lemme send u the link

[minor pollen]

Okie

[jovial geyser]

Text me once

Btw the bot is down there in the premium server @minor pollen

Mate you gotta play dank there so u can get to level 5 !!

[minor pollen]

Oky bro

[jovial geyser]

Mmm

Btw, if someone asks tht can u trade wid me for something @minor pollen

U gotta see the price first

If its pepec

Pls shop pepec

[neat mica]

**Pepe Coin** (16 owned)

This coin is primarily for flexing on normies who cannot afford one. Once upon a time it was the most expensive item on the bot!
BUY - ⏣ 750,000
SELL - Unable to be sold
TRADE - 200k - 300k

Rarity

Rare

Type

Collectable

ID

pepecoin

[minor pollen]

Gotta learn

[jovial geyser]

If he asks for 200k

Don’t accept

Accept it for 250k or 300k

If i was you and he/she asks me to trade it

I’ll go for 300k

[minor pollen]

Oky I'll ask u for tips after I get a hold of it

[jovial geyser]

Okie @minor pollen

[minor pollen]

[jovial geyser]

btw , whts ur name?

[minor pollen]

Vandana

[jovial geyser]

Ohk

Uh bro which job do u work? @minor pollen

[minor pollen]

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

Page 1 of 6

[minor pollen]

Fast food cook

[jovial geyser]

Do pls work list

[minor pollen]

I already have a job

[jovial geyser]

Just do sir

[minor pollen]

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

YouTuber
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 16,000 per hour

Professional Hunter
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 17,000 per hour

Professional Fisherman
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 18,000 per hour

Bartender
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 19,000 per hour

Robber
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 20,000 per hour

Page 2 of 6

[jovial geyser]

Next

Bro u could have the professional fisherman

If u do ur work good u will get a item called bait

Pls shop bait

[neat mica]

**Fishing Bait** (1 owned)

While this item is active (20 minutes), you will always find something while fishing. Found from the Fisherman job.
BUY - -
SELL - ⏣ 20,000
TRADE - 3m - 5.5m

Rarity

Epic

Type

Power-up

ID

bait

[minor pollen]

Oh

[jovial geyser]

And u could sell the bait for 5.5m

Wait

[minor pollen]

Ok

[jovial geyser]

Do pls work now?

[minor pollen]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@minor pollen You need to wait 49m and 59s until you can work again!

[jovial geyser]

Oh when r u sleeping? @minor pollen

[minor pollen]

Gotta sleep in a couple of mins

[jovial geyser]

Ok then do pls work resign

Mate i have sent uh a frnd req ! If u wanna accept it or ur wish!

[minor pollen]

Pls work resign

[neat mica]

@minor pollen You resigned from your position as Fast Food Cook. You need to wait 3 hours before you can apply for another job.

Tip: Commands like 'pls search' or 'pls hunt' are great for earning extra cash! But be careful, there's a small chance you could die.

[minor pollen]

Pls work professional fisherman

[neat mica]

@minor pollen You recently resigned from your old job.
You can look for another job in 2 hours, 59 minutes and 41 seconds

[minor pollen]

okie

[jovial geyser]

Mm 👾

Pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[jovial geyser]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit !

[jovial geyser]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

[jovial geyser]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@jovial geyser What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 29,900 for an hour of work.
+15% poster item bonus

Working as a Manager

[jovial geyser]

Yo if u get the memorising thing at work of professional fisherman just copy it and paste it and do the work @minor pollen

[minor pollen]

Nice idea

[jovial geyser]

Uh can i ask you something

[minor pollen]

Oky

[jovial geyser]

Would u like to be my assistant?

[minor pollen]

For

[jovial geyser]

Dank memer 🤦‍♂️

[minor pollen]

Idk I may not be online for quite some time in the coming days so

[jovial geyser]

Uh wait how old are you?

[minor pollen]

Under 18

[jovial geyser]

I know it’s unappropriate to ask you abt ur age!

R u 10th?

[minor pollen]

Inter

[jovial geyser]

Oh bhai @minor pollen

Im a kid then

[minor pollen]

I'm a girl

[jovial geyser]

😐

[jovial geyser]

I know

[minor pollen]

Lol what's ur age

[jovial geyser]

Guess it

[minor pollen]

15?

[jovial geyser]

Yos

[jovial geyser]

Yours?

[minor pollen]

Oh sorry by the way not to chat here

Only in #🏝️〢general-chat chat

[jovial geyser]

Ye ye ok

[jovial geyser]

?

[minor pollen]

[minor pollen]

Personal info

Not to give out

[jovial geyser]

Yeh bhi thik ha..

Mera leleiya personal info

Aur aap nhi bologe

[minor pollen]

[jovial geyser]

Op

[minor pollen]

Hindi

[jovial geyser]

Uh u don’t hindi?

[minor pollen]

I can understand it bro

[jovial geyser]

Ohk!

[minor pollen]

[jovial geyser]

[minor pollen]

[jovial geyser]

Aye bro ur 16

I know

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Work hard at leveling up and you'll get rewards such as coins, items and even exclusive titles and multipliers!

NIXIONOP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 846,791
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 8,642,619 (0.0%)

😏 · Nov 8, 2021, 7:41 PM

[jovial geyser]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 33m)
Hunting Rifle ─ ⏣ 16,000 (36% OFF!)
This hunting rifle allows you to use the hunt command, which can give you lots of different types of items!

Fidget Spinner (9) — ⏣ 25,000
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!

Shovel (29) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!

Fishing Pole (41) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!

Hunting Rifle (33) — ⏣ 16,000
Use this to go hunting!

Coin Bomb (47) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 3 of 6

[minor pollen]

[jovial geyser]

Haha it’s okay chill lol

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Landmines !

[jovial geyser]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Bank Note !

[jovial geyser]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

This event has expired.

WHAT AN ABSOLUTE GAMER

Gamers are gaming in the game

Nov 8, 2021, 7:42 PM

I just chose a secret number between 1 and 100.
Is the secret number higher or lower than 58.

The jackpot button is if you think it's the same!

[minor pollen]

[neat mica]

Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs

[jovial geyser]

👾👾

[minor pollen]

Gn

[jovial geyser]

Night sis/bro

[minor pollen]

[jovial geyser]

??

[minor pollen]

Sis/ bro

[jovial geyser]

Yoss

[minor pollen]

[jovial geyser]

Night

Pls work

[neat mica]

@jovial geyser You need to wait 25m and 43s until you can work again!

[jovial geyser]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[molten briar]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

Dig Command

This command is used to grind for random items.
You have chance to dig DEEP into the dirt and find some really cool stuff! Sometimes you will encounter a mini-game that could have negative effects if lost but great rewards if won!

[neat mica]

You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.

[whole jasper]

pls help

[neat mica]

We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!

badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
buy
Buy currency items from the shop!
compare
Compare yourself with another user.
craft
This command is used to craft items!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 7

[whole jasper]

pls bal

[neat mica]

Balance Command

This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)

Tip: Want one of the OP GOD BOXES?? You can get them on our website, and they're SICK https://dankmemer.lol/loot

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

ＶΛＬＬΛＢＨ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)

😏 · Nov 9, 2021, 4:13 AM

[whole jasper]

pls deposite all

[neat mica]

whats ur name?

🎱 when you grow a braincell, yes

[minor pollen]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@minor pollen You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[minor pollen]

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

YouTuber
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 16,000 per hour

Professional Hunter
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 17,000 per hour

Professional Fisherman
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 18,000 per hour

Bartender
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 19,000 per hour

Robber
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 20,000 per hour

Page 2 of 6

[minor pollen]

Pls work professional fisherman

[neat mica]

@minor pollen Congratulations, you are now working as a Professional Fisherman!
You're required to work at least 4 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 18,000 per hour.

[minor pollen]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 840 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,995,397.

[minor pollen]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's Loot Haul!

⏣ 51,496
x2 - Coin Bomb

1 daily box opened

[minor pollen]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,676,397
Bank: ⏣ 1,995,397 / 1,995,397 (100.0%)

😏 · Nov 9, 2021, 5:02 AM

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You tied. You tied with the dealer.
Your wallet hasn't changed! You have ⏣ 1,676,397 still.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♣ Q ♠ 3 ♥ 7
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 2 ♥ K ♣ 8
Total - 20

[minor pollen]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's inventory

Owned Items

Junk ─ 11
ID junk ─ Sellable

Landmine ─ 4
ID landmine ─ Tool

Laptop ─ 7
ID laptop ─ Tool

Life Saver ─ 2
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up

Padlock ─ 3
ID padlock ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 4 of 8

[minor pollen]

Pls use landmine

[neat mica]

You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 24 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.

[minor pollen]

Pls use padlock

[neat mica]

Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use.

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (19) than the dealer (18)
You won ⏣ 198,534. You now have ⏣ 1,774,931.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♦ 9 ♠ K
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 3 ♥ K ♠ 3 ♦ 2
Total - 18

[minor pollen]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 360 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,995,757.

[minor pollen]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,774,571
Bank: ⏣ 1,995,757 / 1,995,757 (100.0%)

😏 · Nov 9, 2021, 8:51 AM

[minor pollen]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@minor pollen What color was next to the word boots?

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 6,000 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Professional Fisherman

[minor pollen]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite

[minor pollen]

Pls use bank note

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

[minor pollen]

Pls buy bank notes

[neat mica]

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

[minor pollen]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

[minor pollen]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[minor pollen]

Pls bj 50000

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 58,856. You now have ⏣ 1,839,427.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♥ 9 ♣ 10
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 3 ♥ J ♦ 2 ♠ J
Total - 25

[minor pollen]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,839,427
Bank: ⏣ 1,995,757 / 1,995,757 (100.0%)

😏 · Nov 9, 2021, 8:53 AM

[minor pollen]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 21m)
Lucky Horseshoe ─ ⏣ 12,750 (49% OFF!)
No one is sure exactly how much this increased your luck by, but it's different for each command! This affects hunt, fish, beg, search, crime, postmemes, steal, dig, and gamble!

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Pink Phallic Object (36) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!

Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (2) — ⏣ 4,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 1 of 6

[minor pollen]

Pls shop anti rob pack

[neat mica]

**Anti-Rob Pack** (0 owned)

A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.
BUY - ⏣ 1,000
SELL - ⏣ 200
TRADE - Can't be traded

Rarity

Rare

Type

Item Pack

ID

antirobpack

[minor pollen]

Pls buy anti rob pack

[neat mica]

Successful Anti-Rob Pack purchase

@minor pollen bought 1 Anti-Rob Pack and paid ⏣ 1,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[minor pollen]

Pls use Anti rob pack

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's Pack Contents!

x1 - Padlock
x1 - Bank Note
x1 - Box of Sand
x1 - Landmine

[minor pollen]

Pls use bank note

[neat mica]

You turn 1 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 7,624 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 2,003,381 in total bank space, with 1,778,621 (88.8%) being expanded storage

[minor pollen]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 7,624 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,003,381.

[minor pollen]

Pls buy 500 pink phallic objects

[neat mica]

Successful Pink Phallic Object purchase

@minor pollen bought 1 Pink Phallic Object and paid ⏣ 10

Thanks for your purchase!

[minor pollen]

Pls buy pink phallic objects 500

[neat mica]

Successful Pink Phallic Object purchase

@minor pollen bought 1 Pink Phallic Object and paid ⏣ 10

Thanks for your purchase!

[minor pollen]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 19m)
Lucky Horseshoe ─ ⏣ 12,750 (49% OFF!)
No one is sure exactly how much this increased your luck by, but it's different for each command! This affects hunt, fish, beg, search, crime, postmemes, steal, dig, and gamble!

Coin Bomb (3) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up

Life Saver (2) — ⏣ 30,000
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!

Tidepod (2) — ⏣ 30,000
Risking your life for a multiplier? Sounds great!

Robbers Wishlist (1) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!

Shredded Cheese (1) — ⏣ 70,000
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 4 of 6

[minor pollen]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@minor pollen You need to wait 54m and 33s until you can work again!

[minor pollen]

Pls use landmine

[neat mica]

You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 24 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.

[minor pollen]

Pls Inv

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's inventory

Owned Items

Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Blue Phallic Object ─ 5
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Fresh Bread ─ 5
ID bread ─ Sellable

Shredded Cheese ─ 1
ID cheese ─ Power-up

Chill Pill ─ 1
ID chillpill ─ Collectable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 8

[minor pollen]

Pls buy landmine 4

[neat mica]

Successful Landmine purchase

@minor pollen bought 4 Landmines and paid ⏣ 38,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[minor pollen]

Pls use shredded cheese

[neat mica]

Action Confirmed

Shredded Cheese ─ EFFECTS
There's a small chance your lactose intolerance acts up and you lose some experience points.

Do you still want to use this item?

[neat mica]

It's three o'clock in the morning. You're standing, barefoot, in front of the fridge.
Not to get caught, you open the bag of shredded cheese as stealthily as you can.
The moment the bag is open, you gluttonously devour the entirety of it. The bag is gone before you know it.
Empowered by the Baltic God of Milk, you feel the shredded cheese course through your veins. You grow stronger.

You now have a bonus EXP multiplier of 15.52%. Eating more shredded cheese will increase this value.

[minor pollen]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[minor pollen]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[minor pollen]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite

[minor pollen]

Pls profile

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's profile

Title: Original Memer

Level

18

Experience

1,875/1,900

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 1,792,783
Bank: ⏣ 2,003,381
Net: ⏣ 6,349,894
Coin Multi: 95%
Gamble Multi: 19%

Inventory

36 items (279 total) worth ⏣ 2,553,730

Misc

5 daily streak
1 cheese eaten (15.52% xp multi)
1,778,621 bank note space
5 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,589 commands issued
Works as a Professional Fisherman

Active Items

Fake ID - 6d left
Padlock - 1y left
...and 1 more

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[minor pollen]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 15m)
Lucky Horseshoe ─ ⏣ 12,750 (49% OFF!)
No one is sure exactly how much this increased your luck by, but it's different for each command! This affects hunt, fish, beg, search, crime, postmemes, steal, dig, and gamble!

Box of Sand (47) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Apple (0) — ⏣ 8,000
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!

Landmine (7) — ⏣ 9,500
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them

Fake ID (1) — ⏣ 10,000
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!

Alcohol (1) — ⏣ 12,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 2 of 6

[minor pollen]

Pls buy padlock 4

[neat mica]

Successful Padlock purchase

@minor pollen bought 4 Padlocks and paid ⏣ 16,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[minor pollen]

Pls buy pink phallic object 400

[neat mica]

Successful Pink Phallic Object purchase

@minor pollen bought 1 Pink Phallic Object and paid ⏣ 10

Thanks for your purchase!

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (18) than the dealer (17)
You won ⏣ 352,457. You now have ⏣ 2,129,230.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♣ K ♠ 8
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 7 ♦ 10
Total - 17

[minor pollen]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 15m)
Lucky Horseshoe ─ ⏣ 12,750 (49% OFF!)
No one is sure exactly how much this increased your luck by, but it's different for each command! This affects hunt, fish, beg, search, crime, postmemes, steal, dig, and gamble!

Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 12,750
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!

Fidget Spinner (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!

Shovel (5) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!

Fishing Pole (9) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!

Hunting Rifle (7) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 3 of 6

[minor pollen]

Pls profile

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's profile

Title: Original Memer

Level

18

Experience

1,875/1,900

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 2,129,230
Bank: ⏣ 2,003,381
Net: ⏣ 6,697,351
Coin Multi: 95%
Gamble Multi: 19%

Inventory

36 items (283 total) worth ⏣ 2,564,740

Misc

5 daily streak
1 cheese eaten (15.52% xp multi)
1,778,621 bank note space
5 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,596 commands issued
Works as a Professional Fisherman

Active Items

Fake ID - 6d left
Padlock - 1y left
...and 2 more

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[minor pollen]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Purple Phallic Object !

[minor pollen]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

This event has expired.

SOMEONE JUST POSTED AN IDEA ON REDDIT!

Try their game!

Nov 9, 2021, 9:01 AM

I just chose a secret number between 1 and 100.
Is the secret number higher or lower than 72.

The jackpot button is if you think it's the same!

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 answered first!

[neat mica]

Results for 'Someone just posted an idea on reddit!' event

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 earned ⏣ 2,181

[minor pollen]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@minor pollen You need to wait 50m and 4s until you can work again!

[minor pollen]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

Take a breather...

This command can be used again in 20 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

[minor pollen]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit !

[dapper epoch]

pls work

[neat mica]

@dapper epoch What color was next to the word support?

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 6,020 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[minor pollen]

Pls use landmine

[neat mica]

You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 24 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.

[minor pollen]

Pls use padlock

[neat mica]

Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use.

This event has expired.

MICROSOFT IS TRYING TO BUY DISCORD AGAIN!

We need to stop the sale, quickly defeat Microsoft!

Nov 9, 2021, 9:54 AM

Attack the boss by clicking windows sucks lol
:rage:

8 hits — 0/200 HP

[neat mica]

Results for 'Microsoft is trying to buy Discord again!' event

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 hustled ⏣ 4,547

[dapper epoch]

🙄

[minor pollen]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 960 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,004,341.

[dapper epoch]

[dapper epoch]

[minor pollen]

[dapper epoch]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 6,120 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 47,280.

[dapper epoch]

🥲

[minor pollen]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Sell high worth items that you don't want to use, to other players. Dank memer will give you very little for those banknotes, but the trading community may pay more!

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,084,998
Bank: ⏣ 2,004,341 / 2,004,341 (100.0%)

😏 · Nov 9, 2021, 9:54 AM

[dapper epoch]

pls work

[neat mica]

@dapper epoch You need to wait 45m and 30s until you can work again!

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[dapper epoch]

pls message

[neat mica]

Message From Developers

We have a new update out, read the patch notes at this link so you don't miss anything new!

You are #427,760 to view this message!

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (19) than the dealer (20)
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 1,834,998.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♣ 4 ♥ 10 ♥ 5
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ K ♥ Q
Total - 20

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

Woah nelly, slow it down

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (20) than the dealer (19)
You won ⏣ 266,105. You now have ⏣ 2,101,103.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♥ 7 ♦ 8 ♥ 5
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 8 ♣ 4 ♠ 7
Total - 19

[minor pollen]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 120 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,004,461.

[minor pollen]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's inventory

Owned Items

Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Blue Phallic Object ─ 5
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Fresh Bread ─ 5
ID bread ─ Sellable

Chill Pill ─ 1
ID chillpill ─ Collectable

Coin Bomb ─ 3
ID coinbomb ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 8

[cinder kiln]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

Inventory Command

This command is used to show you what items you own!
It also shows the item type, which is important information to tell you what you can do with it.

Sellable - This is for selling to the shop with pls sell.
Collectable - This is to collect and flex on your friends!
Tool - This is either usable with pls use or used to unlock a command such as a fishing pole for pls fish.
Powerup - This is generally used to give you some sort of advantage while grinding!
Tradeable - This type of item is used to trade into the bot for other items!
Loot box - This is a lootbox to open and get a chance at some sweet rewards!
Item Pack - This is an item type only for newer players to get a head start in the game!

ARJUN02's inventory

Owned Items

New Player Pack ─ 1
ID newplayerpack ─ Item Pack

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item

[jovial geyser]

Heyyy gift me the new player pack @cinder kiln

Pls shop pack

[neat mica]

**New Player Pack** (0 owned)

A pack to get you started with Dank Memer.
BUY - -
SELL - ⏣ 200
TRADE - Can't be traded

Rarity

Epic

Type

Item Pack

ID

newplayerpack

This item isn't shareable

[jovial geyser]

Pls inv @dapper epoch

[neat mica]

MBG • VTN's inventory

Owned Items

Common Fish ─ 1
ID fish ─ Sellable

Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box

Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool

Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 2 of 2

[jovial geyser]

Hey can we trade the meme box for 250k ? @dapper epoch

Pls trade

[neat mica]

listen you have one option:
pls trade <coins> <item amount> <item name> <@user>

[jovial geyser]

Pls trade 250e3 1 meme @dapper epoch

[neat mica]

Action Confirmed

@jovial geyser gives ⏣ 250,000
@dapper epoch gives 1x Meme Box

Continue trade?

[neat mica]

@dapper epoch

Timed Out

@jovial geyser gives ⏣ 250,000
@dapper epoch gives 1x Meme Box

Continue trade?

[neat mica]

Canceling this transaction on behalf of MBG • VTN

[jovial geyser]

Pls profile @dapper epoch

[neat mica]

MBG • VTN's profile

Title: Newbie

Level

3

Experience

394/400

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 17,962
Bank: ⏣ 47,280
Net: ⏣ 1,616,992

Inventory

9 items (15 total) worth ⏣ 1,551,750

Misc

0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
505 commands issued
Works as a Discord Mod

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[cinder kiln]

Shop

NewPlayerPack New Player Pack ─ 1
ID newplayerpack ─ Item Pack

[simple burrow]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@simple burrow What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,609 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[simple burrow]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG•MANIKANTA's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 6,915. You now have ⏣ 17,524.

MBG•MANIKANTA (Player)

Cards - ♠ 10 ♥ 4 ♣ A ♣ 4
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ A ♦ 2 ♦ Q ♠ 9
Total - 22

[simple burrow]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 17,524 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 17,524.

[simple burrow]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

MBG•MANIKANTA's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 17,524 / 17,840 (98.2%)

😏 · Nov 9, 2021, 12:43 PM

[simple burrow]

Pls profile

[neat mica]

MBG•MANIKANTA's profile

Title: Newbie

Level

1

Experience

107/200

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 17,524
Net: ⏣ 125,274
Coin Multi: 262%
Gamble Multi: 52%

Inventory

6 items (6 total) worth ⏣ 107,750

Misc

5,000 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
117 commands issued
Works as a Discord Mod

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[simple burrow]

Pls meme

[neat mica]

Yes, i'd love to save this pic as aftqrq5151whdlkdielp6261jw.png

👍 35239 | 💬 179

[simple burrow]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

MBG•MANIKANTA's inventory

Owned Items

Robbers Wishlist ─ 1
ID wishlist ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 2 of 2

[simple burrow]

Pls crime

[neat mica]

MBG•MANIKANTA committed TAX EVASION

You saved ⏣ 2,773 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...

Multi Bonus: +262% (⏣ 2,007)

[simple burrow]

Pls with 10000

[neat mica]

@simple burrow ⏣ 10,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 7,524.

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[simple burrow]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG•MANIKANTA's blackjack game

You tied. You tied with the dealer.
Your wallet hasn't changed! You have ⏣ 12,773 still.

MBG•MANIKANTA (Player)

Cards - ♠ A ♦ 6
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 7 ♣ K
Total - 17

[simple burrow]

Pls message

[neat mica]

Message From Developers

We have a new update out, read the patch notes at this link so you don't miss anything new!

You are #440,007 to view this message!

[simple burrow]

Pls with all

[neat mica]

@simple burrow ⏣ 7,524 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.

[simple burrow]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG•MANIKANTA's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (20) than the dealer (18)
You won ⏣ 28,678. You now have ⏣ 48,975.

MBG•MANIKANTA (Player)

Cards - ♣ 3 ♠ 6 ♠ A
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ K ♣ 3 ♦ 5
Total - 18

This event has expired.

THE SHOP SALE JUST STARTED!

Let's see how big your knowledge is!

Nov 9, 2021, 12:47 PM

What is the type of this item?

MBG•MANIKANTA answered first!

[neat mica]

Results for 'The shop sale just started!' event

MBG•MANIKANTA obtained ⏣ 3,337

[simple burrow]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 17,840 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 17,840.

[simple burrow]

Pls help

[neat mica]

We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!

crime
Commit a crime for a chance to win some coins (and a chance to die)!
daily
Get some coins daily, and build up a daily streak!
deposit
Deposit money from your pocket to your bank account
dig
Dig in the dirt for coins and items!
drop
See current and upcoming drop items!
fish
Grab a fishing pole from the shop and go fishing!
gamble
Make a bet and roll two dice against the bot, whoever has the higher roll wins.
gift
Quickly share items with someone!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 2 of 7

[simple burrow]

Fish

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Fish Command

This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a fishing pole from the shop with the buy command, then you can go fishing! There is also a chance to lose your fishing pole if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger fish!

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 3 Seaweeds !

[simple burrow]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

MBG•MANIKANTA's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
11 hours, 11 minutes and 16 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[simple burrow]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 600 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 18,440.

[simple burrow]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG•MANIKANTA's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 58,872. You now have 0.

MBG•MANIKANTA (Player)

Cards - ♥ 2 ♦ 6 ♦ 3 ♥ 5 ♥ Q
Total - 26

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 8 ♣ A
Total - 19

[simple burrow]

Pls with all

[neat mica]

@simple burrow ⏣ 18,440 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.

[simple burrow]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG•MANIKANTA's blackjack game

You win! You got to 21.
You won ⏣ 10,440. You now have ⏣ 28,880.

MBG•MANIKANTA (Player)

Cards - ♠ 4 ♣ A ♠ 6
Total - 21

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 7 ♠ K
Total - 17

[simple burrow]

Pls bj half

[neat mica]

MBG•MANIKANTA's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 14,440. You now have 14,440.

MBG•MANIKANTA (Player)

Cards - ♥ 9 ♥ 8 ♣ 9
Total - 26

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 9 ♦ 5
Total - 14

[simple burrow]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

Take a chill pill

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[simple burrow]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG•MANIKANTA's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 9,483. You now have ⏣ 23,923.

MBG•MANIKANTA (Player)

Cards - ♦ 6 ♥ 2 ♠ Q
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 8 ♦ 4 ♥ 10
Total - 22

[simple burrow]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

Woah now, slow it down

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[simple burrow]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

MBG•MANIKANTA's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (20) than the dealer (19)
You won ⏣ 41,089. You now have ⏣ 65,012.

MBG•MANIKANTA (Player)

Cards - ♠ Q ♦ K
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 8 ♥ 5 ♣ 6
Total - 19

[simple burrow]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 19,280 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 19,280.

[dire garden]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@dire garden You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[deft coral]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@deft coral You found a rare pepe!

Rare Pepe #31

View your progress by typing pls collection

@deft coral You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[dire garden]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Balance Command

This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

SHADOW BHAI GAMING's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)

😏 · Nov 9, 2021, 1:28 PM

[dire garden]

Pls dep all

[deft coral]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Deposit Command

Deposit is used to move money from your pocket to your bank account. You can check your balance with the balance command. You cannot deposit more than your max bank space.

Tip: The pls help command provides information about the bot commands! Do pls help <cmd> to see info about a specific command.

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

RISHI GAMER's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 838,126
Bank: ⏣ 523,283 / 526,493 (99.4%)

😏 · Nov 9, 2021, 1:28 PM

[neat mica]

⏣ 5,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,000.

[dire garden]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Command

This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 46m)
Fake ID ─ ⏣ 7,900 (21% OFF!)
Disguise your identity on the rich with a random fake name! Lasts for 1 week. Also, will hide you from robbers wishlists.

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Pink Phallic Object (0) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!

Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 4,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 1 of 6

[dire garden]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

SHADOW BHAI GAMING's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 5,000 / 5,000 (100.0%)

😏 · Nov 9, 2021, 1:29 PM

[dire garden]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@dire garden You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[dire garden]

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

Page 1 of 6

[deft coral]

Pls buy fake id

[neat mica]

Successful Fake ID purchase

@deft coral bought 1 Fake ID and paid ⏣ 7,900

Thanks for your purchase!

[deft coral]

Pls search

[neat mica]

RISHI GAMER searched the discord

You searched through your dms and found ⏣ 1,218

Multi Bonus: +200% (⏣ 812)

[dire garden]

Pls work as discord mod

[neat mica]

@dire garden You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[dire garden]

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

Page 1 of 6

[jovial geyser]

Pls inv @deft coral

[neat mica]

RISHI GAMER's inventory

Owned Items

Normie Box ─ 1
ID normie ─ Loot Box

Padlock ─ 2
ID padlock ─ Tool

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Pink Phallic Object ─ 3
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable

Tidepod ─ 1
ID tidepod ─ Power-up

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 3 of 3

[jovial geyser]

Can we trade the meme for 250k? @deft coral

Pls level @deft coral

[neat mica]

RISHI GAMER's profile

Title: Newbie

Level

2

Experience

217/300

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 831,444
Bank: ⏣ 523,283
Net: ⏣ 3,485,257

Inventory

15 items (39 total) worth ⏣ 2,130,530

Misc

500,813 bank note space
1 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
583 commands issued

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[jovial geyser]

Pls use bbe

[neat mica]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[jovial geyser]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[jovial geyser]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit !

[jovial geyser]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

[jovial geyser]

Pls search

[neat mica]

NIXIONOP searched the who asked

Holy shit someone actually asked! Here, the one who asked wanted you to have ⏣ 2,950

Multi Bonus: +35% (⏣ 765)

[jovial geyser]

Nice

Pls drop

[neat mica]

Upcoming Drops:

Pepe Sus
Drops: <t:1636995600:f>
Drops: <t:1637038801:f>

Pepe Ribbon
Drops: <t:1637859600:f>

Fart In A Bottle
Drops: <t:1640754000:f>

[jovial geyser]

Pls shop pepes

[neat mica]

**Pepe Sus** (0 owned)

This is a rare collectable, only found from drop sales.
BUY - -
SELL - Unable to be sold
TRADE - ???

Rarity

Epic

Type

Drop Item

ID

pepesus

Drop History

none

[jovial geyser]

Pls shop peper

[neat mica]

**Pepe Ribbon** (0 owned)

This is a rare collectable, only found from drop sales.
BUY - -
SELL - Unable to be sold
TRADE - 20m - 25m

Rarity

Epic

Type

Drop Item

ID

peperibbon

Drop History

4,396/24,750 on <t:1633190400:d>
3,228/24,750 on <t:1633147200:d>

[jovial geyser]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work for Manager - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,797 for an hour of work.
+15% poster item bonus

Working as a Manager

[jovial geyser]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Landmine !

[jovial geyser]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time

[jovial geyser]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 2 Seaweeds !

[jovial geyser]

Pls search

[neat mica]

NIXIONOP searched the uber

You found ⏣ 869, did you just steal from your uber driver?

Multi Bonus: +35% (⏣ 226)

[deft coral]

We can do it

[jovial geyser]

Ok now??

Pls trade 250e3 1 meme @deft coral

[neat mica]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

Passive is already disabled silly goose.

[odd eagle]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball.
You were given ⏣ 5,333 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a YouTuber

[odd eagle]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@odd eagle You need to wait 59m and 52s until you can work again!

Tip: Buying a Cell Phone from the shop can yield all kinds of possibilities, including calling in sick for work and stopping bank robbers!

[odd eagle]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

MBG •SATHWIK😈's Daily Coins

⏣ 30,250 was placed in your wallet and a normie BOX!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
9 hours, 40 minutes and 8 seconds

Streak: 21 days (+⏣ 5,250)

[odd eagle]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 120 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,013,066.

[jovial geyser]

Bruh

@silver prawn

@silver prawn

@silver prawn

Bruh why tf did I got muted for 20min something? @silver prawn

[minor pollen]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Professional Fisherman

[minor pollen]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 120 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,004,581.

[minor pollen]

Pls use daily box

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's Loot Haul!

⏣ 18,867
x1 - Fake ID

1 daily box opened

[minor pollen]

Pls profile

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's profile

Title: Original Memer

Level

18

Experience

1,883/1,900

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 2,137,730
Bank: ⏣ 2,004,581
Net: ⏣ 6,710,051
Coin Multi: 95%
Gamble Multi: 19%

Inventory

36 items (283 total) worth ⏣ 2,567,740

Misc

5 daily streak
1 cheese eaten (15.52% xp multi)
1,778,621 bank note space
5 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,612 commands issued
Works as a Professional Fisherman

Active Items

Fake ID - 6d left
Landmine - 18h left
...and 2 more

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[minor pollen]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's inventory

Owned Items

Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Blue Phallic Object ─ 5
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Fresh Bread ─ 5
ID bread ─ Sellable

Chill Pill ─ 1
ID chillpill ─ Collectable

Coin Bomb ─ 3
ID coinbomb ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 8

[minor pollen]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

[minor pollen]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

[minor pollen]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Shovel !

[raw hedge]

Hi

Pls

Hi munna bro

[odd eagle]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@odd eagle What color was next to the word tseries?

[odd eagle]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[jovial geyser]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 39m)
Fishing Pole ─ ⏣ 22,000 (12% OFF!)
This fishing pole allows you to use the fish command, which can give you lots of different types of items!

Pink Phallic Object (76765) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!

Cell Phone (353) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (208) — ⏣ 4,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (152) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

Box of Sand (536) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 1 of 6

[jovial geyser]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[kindred void]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

MBG • KVK 👑's inventory

Owned Items

Bank Note ─ 60
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Blue Phallic Object ─ 10
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Shredded Cheese ─ 31
ID cheese ─ Power-up

Daily Box ─ 8
ID daily ─ Loot Box

Golden Phallic Object ─ 2
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 3

[kindred void]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Annual billing offers a 10% discount for premium perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

MBG • KVK 👑's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 16,000
Bank: ⏣ 2,600,583 / 2,610,023 (99.6%)

😏 · Nov 10, 2021, 1:54 AM

[odd eagle]

Pls work

[neat mica]

You were fired from your position as a YouTuber.
You did not meet the minimum amount of required hours, and your boss decided to fire you.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 6 hours before you can find another job.

Tip: Yikers, running low on meme coins? You can get a sweet sweet injection while also supporting development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[odd eagle]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

MBG •SATHWIK😈's Daily Coins

⏣ 30,500 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 56 minutes and 53 seconds

Streak: 22 days (+⏣ 5,500)

[stone bane]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Tip: Sell high worth items that you don't want to use, to other players. Dank memer will give you very little for those banknotes, but the trading community may pay more!

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

- Tejaswini 🦋's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
19 hours, 36 minutes and 3 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[stone bane]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

[stone bane]

Pls fisj

Pls dig

[neat mica]

Dig Command

This command is used to grind for random items.
You have chance to dig DEEP into the dirt and find some really cool stuff! Sometimes you will encounter a mini-game that could have negative effects if lost but great rewards if won!

[neat mica]

You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.

[stone bane]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

- Tejaswini 🦋's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 51,805
Bank: ⏣ 60,306 / 62,346 (96.7%)

😏 · Nov 10, 2021, 4:45 AM

[stone bane]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

- Tejaswini 🦋's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 52,842. You now have ⏣ 104,647.

- Tejaswini 🦋 (Player)

Cards - ♣ 4 ♠ J ♣ 6
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ A ♣ 4 ♦ 7 ♠ 10
Total - 22

[stone bane]

,dep all

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

⏣ 2,280 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 62,586.

This event has expired.

SKYPE IS TRYING TO BEAT DISCORD AGAIN!

We need to take it down, one sarcastic comment at a time!

Nov 10, 2021, 4:46 AM

Attack the boss by clicking lol imagine using skype in 2021
:rage:

6 hits — 0/200 HP

[neat mica]

Results for 'Skype is trying to beat Discord again!' event

- Tejaswini 🦋 hustled ⏣ 3,041 and 1 Shredded Cheese

[whole jasper]

pls use daily box

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

Tip: Be sure to check your notifications every so often for updates on your job, level status, and other important stuff

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[stone bane]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

- Tejaswini 🦋's inventory

Owned Items

Shredded Cheese ─ 1
ID cheese ─ Power-up

Golden Phallic Object ─ 1
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable

Hunting Rifle ─ 2
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item

[whole jasper]

pls daily

[neat mica]

Daily Command

This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

ＶΛＬＬΛＢＨ's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
19 hours, 12 minutes and 59 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[stone bane]

Pls use hunting rifle

[neat mica]

You can't use this item :thinking:

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[stone bane]

Pls message

[neat mica]

Message From Developers

Update 9.5.8 is now live
9.5.8 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/followup-update-95.8
9.5.0 Patch Notes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/november-update-95.0

You are #185,047 to view this message!

[whole jasper]

pls use daily box

[neat mica]

You don't own this item??

Tip: Don't like texts from other users? pls settings texts false will help them go away!

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[stone bane]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@stone bane Click the buttons in correct order!

[whole jasper]

pls bal

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

ＶΛＬＬΛＢＨ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 30,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,240 (0.0%)

😏 · Nov 10, 2021, 4:47 AM

[whole jasper]

pls deposite

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,500 for an hour of work.

Working as a Babysitter

[stone bane]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD

[minor pollen]

Pls work

[neat mica]

You were fired from your position as a Professional Fisherman.
You did not meet the minimum amount of required hours, and your boss decided to fire you.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 6 hours before you can find another job.

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[minor pollen]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Worms !

[minor pollen]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

Too spicy, take a breather

This command can be used again in 30 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

[minor pollen]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Exotic Fish !

[minor pollen]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Deer !

[minor pollen]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Billie Eyelash

"go ask someone else"

Imagine begging LMAO

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 250,000. You now have 1,887,730.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♠ K ♦ 5 ♦ Q
Total - 25

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 3 ♥ Q
Total - 13

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

Take a chill pill

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 152,929. You now have ⏣ 2,040,659.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♣ 3 ♥ Q ♠ 7
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 9 ♦ 6 ♣ 8
Total - 23

[dapper epoch]

pls work

[neat mica]

Work for Discord Mod - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,062 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[dapper epoch]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 240 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 47,520.

[dapper epoch]

h

[minor pollen]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[minor pollen]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Junks !

[minor pollen]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 3 Junks !

[minor pollen]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Danny DeVito

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 371 "

Multi Bonus: +95% (⏣ 181)

[minor pollen]

Pls meme

[neat mica]

A deal is a deal

👍 23002 | 💬 135

[minor pollen]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 1,680 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,006,261.

[minor pollen]

Pls bj max

[neat mica]

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 207,661. You now have ⏣ 2,247,011.

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 (Player)

Cards - ♣ 7 ♠ 10
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 5 ♣ 3 ♠ 8 ♠ J
Total - 26

[minor pollen]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,247,011
Bank: ⏣ 2,006,261 / 2,006,501 (100.0%)

😏 · Nov 10, 2021, 5:46 AM

This event has expired.

THEY'VE GOT AIRPODS!

They can't hear us! We need to let them know they look like a jerk wearing those!

Nov 10, 2021, 5:47 AM

Attack the boss by clicking jerk
:rage:

14 hits — 0/50 HP

[neat mica]

Results for 'They've got AirPods!' event

𝙼𝙱𝙶•𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙰🖤 gained ⏣ 4,126

[opaque pasture]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

vinay's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 51 minutes and 34 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[opaque pasture]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

⏣ 2,385 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 16,560.

[opaque pasture]

Pls buy padlock

[neat mica]

Successful Padlock purchase

@opaque pasture bought 1 Padlock and paid ⏣ 4,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[opaque pasture]

Pls use padlock

[neat mica]

Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use.

[opaque pasture]

Pls buy padlock

[neat mica]

Successful Padlock purchase

@opaque pasture bought 1 Padlock and paid ⏣ 4,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[opaque pasture]

Pls buy landmine

[neat mica]

Successful Landmine purchase

@opaque pasture bought 1 Landmine and paid ⏣ 9,500

Thanks for your purchase!

[opaque pasture]

Pls buy landmine

[neat mica]

Successful Landmine purchase

@opaque pasture bought 1 Landmine and paid ⏣ 9,500

Thanks for your purchase!

[opaque pasture]

Pls buy landmine

[neat mica]

Too spicy, take a breather

This command can be used again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!

[opaque pasture]

Pls buy landmine

[neat mica]

Successful Landmine purchase

@opaque pasture bought 1 Landmine and paid ⏣ 9,500

Thanks for your purchase!

[opaque pasture]

Pls buy padlock

[neat mica]

Hold your horses...

You can run this command again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!

[opaque pasture]

Pls buy padlock

[neat mica]

Successful Padlock purchase

@opaque pasture bought 1 Padlock and paid ⏣ 4,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[opaque pasture]

Pls buy padlock

[neat mica]

Woah nelly, slow it down

This command can be used again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!

[opaque pasture]

Pls buy padlock

[neat mica]

Successful Padlock purchase

@opaque pasture bought 1 Padlock and paid ⏣ 4,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[minor pollen]

Pls use landmine

[neat mica]

You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 24 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.