#🏝️〢dank-memer
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You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 2,177,524
Pls gamble NAV
@formal bone You have to bet actual coins, dont try to break me.
Tip: Work hard at leveling up and you'll get rewards such as coins, items and even exclusive titles and multipliers!

A single eye, not bad. You won 1.5x your bet: ⏣ 375,000
Now you have ⏣ 2,552,524
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 2,552,524
Bank: ⏣ 4,138,847 / 4,144,202 (99.9%)
pls bal
This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)
Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)
Pls se max
Yet another gambling command, wow we really do love gambling huh.
You make a bet, and you try and get snake eyes (which are two ones on the dice). One eye pays out 1.5x your bet, two pays out 10x.

A single eye, not bad. You won 1.5x your bet: ⏣ 375,000
Now you have ⏣ 909,363
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 909,363
Bank: ⏣ 675,756 / 680,691 (99.3%)
Pls dep max
⏣ 4,935 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 680,691.
Pls search
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Junks
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Deer
!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls meme
Pls pm
Pls pet




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12h and 56m until empty




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10h and 20m until empty




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21h and 18m until empty




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7h and 42m until empty




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(51 / 100)
Level 2
You pat Surya.
@minor pollen What was the emoji?
@minor pollen Click the buttons in correct order!
@minor pollen What was the emoji?
Pls work
Pls bal @@minor pollen
Wallet: ⏣ 908,281
Bank: ⏣ 680,691
Pls bal @minor pollen
Tip: Don't wanna die and lose all your coins and your items? Buy a life saver!
Wallet: ⏣ 908,281
Bank: ⏣ 680,691
Pls se max

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 2,302,524
Pls gamble max
You lost ⏣ 250,000
New Balance: ⏣ 2,052,524
Rolled 5
Rolled 7
Pls use daily Box
Pls se max

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 1,855,021
Pls se max

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 1,605,021
Pls se max
You'll be able to use this command again in 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls gamble max
You won ⏣ 110,446
Passive Debuff: -20%
Percent Won: 44%
New Balance: ⏣ 1,715,467
Rolled 7
Rolled 4
Pls se max

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 1,465,467
Pls se max
You can run this command again in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls se max

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 1,215,467
Pls use Fidget Spinner
Spinning your fidget spinner...
Pls se max
Your fidget spinner span for 36 minutes, granting you a 36% multiplier boost for 10 minutes!

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 965,467
Pls se max
This command can be used again in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls se max

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 715,467
Pls gamble max
You lost ⏣ 250,000
New Balance: ⏣ 465,467
Rolled 1
Rolled 6
Pls se max

A single eye, not bad. You won 1.5x your bet: ⏣ 375,000
Now you have ⏣ 840,467
Pls bal
Tip: You can hide from the item leaderboard or game leaderboard with the "Hide Public" setting!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,570,250 / 2,606,138 (98.6%)
Pls work
@odd eagle What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 35,000 for an hour of work.
Pls rich
Pls rich
Pls work
@minor pollen What color was next to the word hammer?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,000 for an hour of work.
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour
Pls search
You searched through your dms and found ⏣ 1,192
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Fishing Pole
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Box of Sands
!
pls work
You were fired from your position as a Lawyer.
You did not meet the minimum amount of required hours, and your boss decided to fire you.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 6 hours before you can find another job.
Tip: Patrons don't pay tax while sharing, among other perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

@cursive lotus What color was next to the word boss?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 8,667 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls bj all
Pls work
Work for Manager - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
pls work
@odd eagle You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
pls vote
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 27,300 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
pls worklist
Pls dep max
⏣ 6,825 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,145,672.
pls work list
Pls se max
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Veterinarian
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 31000 per hour
Pharmacist
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 32000 per hour
Lawyer
Hours Required Per Day: 7 — Salary: ⏣ 35000 per hour
Doctor
Hours Required Per Day: 7 — Salary: ⏣ 40000 per hour
Scientist
Hours Required Per Day: 7 — Salary: ⏣ 42000 per hour

A single eye, not bad. You won 1.5x your bet: ⏣ 375,000
Now you have ⏣ 1,235,942
Pls work
@formal bone You need to wait 58m and 51s until you can work again!
Pls work just
@formal bone You need to wait 58m and 45s until you can work again!
pls work lawyer
@odd eagle You were recently fired from your job, so nobody wants to hire you right now.
You can look for another job in 4 hours, 35 minutes and 36 seconds
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Manager
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 26000 per hour
Developer
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 27000 per hour
Day Trader
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 28000 per hour
Santa Claus
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 29000 per hour
Politician
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 30000 per hour
Pls work resign
@formal bone You resigned from your position as Manager. You need to wait 3 hours before you can apply for another job.
Pls use daily voicemail
Pls sell Life saver
Tip: Want one of the OP GOD BOXES?? You can get them on our website, and they're SICK https://dankmemer.lol/loot
You successfully sold 1 Life Saver for ⏣ 3,000
Pls inv
Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Fishing Pole ─ 3
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Golden Phallic Object ─ 3
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 5
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
Hunting Rifle ─ 3
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Munna anna Thopu damunta apuu
Pls work
@minor pollen What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,000 for an hour of work.
Pls vote
Pls use bank note
You have 6 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
6
You turn 6 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 105,400 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 789,556 in total bank space, with 695,371 (88.1%) being expanded storage
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,029,473
Bank: ⏣ 680,691 / 789,556 (86.2%)
Pls dep max
⏣ 108,865 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 789,556.
Pls search
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Landmine
!
Pls beg
Pls profile
Title: Newbie
2





212/300





Wallet: ⏣ 824,900
Bank: ⏣ 522,758
Net: ⏣ 2,364,208
Coin Multi: 200%
Gamble Multi: 40%
13 items (37 total) worth ⏣ 1,016,550
500,813 bank note space
1 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
572 commands issued
Pls profile
This command shows you your various stats! You can also use it to check on other people if you tag them when running the command.
Title: Reposter
9





905/1,000





Wallet: ⏣ 927,753
Bank: ⏣ 789,556
Net: ⏣ 2,816,609
Coin Multi: 230%
Gamble Multi: 46%
34 items (165 total) worth ⏣ 1,099,300
4 daily streak
695,371 bank note space
2 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
721 commands issued
Works as a Discord Mod
Padlock - 1y left
Fake ID - 3d left
...and 1 more
Surya
Level 2 Turtle
Pls pet




(91%)
14h and 33m until empty




(81%)
9h and 42m until empty




(36%)
8h and 44m until empty




(95%)
7h and 36m until empty




(76%)




(16 / 100)
Level 3
You donated ⏣ 25 to Ninja, which made Surya feel like an epic gamer
You failed the mini-game so you had less fun overall with your pet and didn't earn any XP :cry:
@minor pollen Surya leveled up! 2 → 3
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
@minor pollen Click the buttons in correct order!
Pls pet




(91%)
14h and 32m until empty




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9h and 41m until empty




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17h and 51m until empty




(95%)
7h and 35m until empty




(85%)




(26 / 100)
Level 3
You hug Surya, aw.
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
@cursive lotus Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
Pls bj all
Tip: When trading, you should ALWAYS use a middle-man. Most servers from pls partners have middle-men to help!
Wallet: ⏣ 2,255,718
Bank: ⏣ 4,707,849 / 4,756,359 (99.0%)
Pls partners
Check out Supreme Dankers!
At Supreme Dankers we offer an awesome community with rob and heist disabled, huge giveaways and heists are frequent along with fun events that have prizes!
JOIN NOW!
Dank Memer Community - Join Server
Supreme Dankers - Join Server
The Dank Treasury - Join Server
Money Hunters - Join Server
Dank Daily - Join Server
Dank Vibes - Join Server
The Hideout - Join Server
The Farm - Join Server
@pure basalt bought 1 Robbers Wishlist
and paid ⏣ 50,000
Pls use list
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal @cursive lotus
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 141,971
Alcohol ─ 61
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Ant ─ 3
ID ant ─ Sellable
Apple ─ 11
ID apple ─ Power-up
Bank Note ─ 3
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 140
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Pls daily
Tip: Buying a Cell Phone from the shop can yield all kinds of possibilities, including calling in sick for work and stopping bank robbers!
⏣ 26,750 was placed in your wallet and a normie BOX!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 16 minutes and 4 seconds
Pls vote
Pls inv
Daily Box ─ 4
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Normie Box ─ 3
ID normie ─ Loot Box
Pls use daily
Pls use normie
Pls shop pinkphallicobject
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 2,449,612
Bank: ⏣ 4,707,849 / 4,758,039 (98.9%)
Pls help
Fill out our semi-annual survey for a chance to win some BIG prizes! (Including $100 giftcards, blob currency items, and more!)
inventory
Check out your inventory, or someone else's!
itemlb
See the person with the most of any item in your server!
lootbox
A link to buy lootboxes which can pay out well if you're lucky!
lottery
Buy a lottery ticket once an hour!
marriage
Inform yourself about marriage and check status of your own one!
monthly
Get a large sum of coins once a month to help if you're down bad
multiplier
Check how high your coin multiplier is!
pet
Interact with your own virtual pet!
Pls lootbox
wow dank memer, more like ea memer
buy lootboxes to support development: https://dankmemer.lol/loot
Check your current multiplier within the bot, including any secret multipliers you may have unlocked!
pls multiplier [@user]
multiplier, multi
Normie: 2s
Donor: 1s
sendMessages, readMessageHistory, embedLinks
Pls multi @pure basalt
Tips Enabled (+10%)
7d Streak (+5%)
Pls use spinner
Spinning your fidget spinner...
Your fidget spinner span for 12 minutes, granting you a 12% multiplier boost for 10 minutes!
Pls inv
Skunk ─ 28
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Stickbug ─ 1
ID stickbug ─ Sellable
Worm ─ 30
ID worm ─ Sellable
Pls sell skunk all
You successfully sold 28 Skunks for ⏣ 71,400
Pls sell worm all
You successfully sold 30 Worms for ⏣ 30,600
Pls inv
Ant ─ 3
ID ant ─ Sellable
Boar ─ 3
ID boar ─ Sellable
Fresh Bread ─ 3
ID bread ─ Sellable
Cookie ─ 10
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Deer ─ 2
ID deer ─ Sellable
Pls sell ant all
You successfully sold 3 Ants for ⏣ 6,120
Pls sell boar all
You successfully sold 3 Boars for ⏣ 24,480
Pls sell bread all
Tip: Shredded Cheese item boosts your xp multiplier which makes you gain xp a lot faster!
You successfully sold 3 Fresh Breads for ⏣ 3,060
Pls help level
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This command will show your, or another user's, currency profile. There is also more detailed stats to see if you use the select menu!
pls profile @user
profile, level
Normie: 3s
Donor: 1s
sendMessages, readMessageHistory, embedLinks
Pls inv
Cookie ─ 10
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Deer ─ 2
ID deer ─ Sellable
Dragon ─ 1
ID dragon ─ Sellable
Duck ─ 5
ID duck ─ Sellable
Exotic Fish ─ 3
ID exoticfish ─ Sellable
Pls use candy
You eat your candy, and Dank Memer blesses you with ⏣ 499.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 2,588,220
Bank: ⏣ 4,707,849 / 4,763,604 (98.8%)
Pls use banknotes
You have 9 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
1
You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow you another 10,931 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 4,774,535 in total bank space, with 3,048,440 (63.8%) being expanded storage
Pls use banknotes
You have 8 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
1
You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow you another 15,656 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 4,790,611 in total bank space, with 3,064,096 (64.0%) being expanded storage
Pls use banknotes
You have 7 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
1
You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow you another 10,830 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 4,801,441 in total bank space, with 3,074,926 (64.0%) being expanded storage
Pls use banknotes
You have 6 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow you another 7,751 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 4,809,192 in total bank space, with 3,082,677 (64.1%) being expanded storage
Pls use banknotes
You have 5 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
1
You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow you another 18,052 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 4,828,294 in total bank space, with 3,100,729 (64.2%) being expanded storage
Pls use banknotes
You have 4 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
1
You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow you another 18,639 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 4,847,143 in total bank space, with 3,119,368 (64.4%) being expanded storage
Pls sell jelly fish
You successfully sold 1 Jelly Fish for ⏣ 16,320
Pls use banknotes
You have 3 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
1
You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow you another 6,653 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 4,854,006 in total bank space, with 3,126,021 (64.4%) being expanded storage
Pls use banknotes
You have 2 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
1
You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow you another 11,278 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 4,865,494 in total bank space, with 3,137,299 (64.5%) being expanded storage
Pls use banknotes
You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow you another 19,680 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 4,885,174 in total bank space, with 3,156,979 (64.6%) being expanded storage
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 2,604,540
Bank: ⏣ 4,707,849 / 4,885,384 (96.4%)
Pls dep max
⏣ 177,535 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,885,384.
Rare Fish ─ 5
ID rarefish ─ Sellable
Seaweed ─ 14
ID seaweed ─ Sellable
Skunk ─ 4
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Stickbug ─ 1
ID stickbug ─ Sellable
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,967, NOW RUN THE GOVERNMENT IS COMING
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Junk
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Deer
!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls beg
Pls crime
You tried to murder a random stranger, but he got away! You can't even murder properly.
Pls profile
Won: 214,293
Lost: 440,143
Net: -225,850
Win: 48%
Won: 0
Lost: 0
Net: 0
Win: -%
Won: 259,438
Lost: 195,891
Net: 63,547
Win: 39%
Won: 375,000
Lost: 0
Net: 375,000
Win: 100%
Won: 0
Lost: 0
Net: 0
Win: -%
Won: 848,731
Lost: 636,034
Net: 212,697
Win: 45%
@minor pollen You have to bet actual coins, dont try to break me.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 660,462
Bank: ⏣ 70,875 / 71,190 (99.6%)
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @kindred slate. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 1256! 10000 + ⏣ 1256 an hour
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 660,462
Bank: ⏣ 70,875 / 71,400 (99.3%)
Pls dep max
⏣ 525 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 71,400.
Pls rich
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @minor pollen. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 300! 10000 + ⏣ 300 an hour
Pls bj 3999
Pls bj 5000
Pls bet 3999
You lost ⏣ 3,999
New Balance: ⏣ 933,634
Rolled 5
Rolled 8
Pls bet 2999
Tie! You lost nothing!
You have ⏣ 933,634.
Rolled 10
Rolled 10
Pls bj 3000
Pls dep max
⏣ 5,565 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 795,121.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 930,969
Bank: ⏣ 795,121 / 795,121 (100.0%)
Pls vote
pls vote
Pls crime
You tried to bully a kid, but quickly got banned by mods. LOL, seeya idiot.
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 3 Junks
!
Pls search
Hey you found ⏣ 2,367, I guess it doesn’t suck!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls inv
Skunk ─ 20
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Fidget Spinner ─ 2
ID spinner ─ Power-up
Trash ─ 1
ID trash ─ Sellable
Worm ─ 11
ID worm ─ Sellable
Pls use daily box
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,008,990
Bank: ⏣ 795,121 / 795,856 (99.9%)
pls use daily
Pls use daily box
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Pls profile
Title: Reposter
9





957/1,000





Wallet: ⏣ 1,008,990
Bank: ⏣ 795,121
Net: ⏣ 2,926,211
Coin Multi: 230%
Gamble Multi: 46%
35 items (172 total) worth ⏣ 1,122,100
4 daily streak
695,371 bank note space
2 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
749 commands issued
Works as a Discord Mod
Padlock - 1y left
Fake ID - 3d left
...and 1 more
Surya
Level 3 Turtle
pls profile
This command shows you your various stats! You can also use it to check on other people if you tag them when running the command.
Title: Newbie
4





492/500





Wallet: ⏣ 1,012,389
Bank: ⏣ 313,518
Net: ⏣ 2,663,407
Coin Multi: 280%
Gamble Multi: 56%
21 items (47 total) worth ⏣ 1,337,500
1 daily streak
261,858 bank note space
3 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
472 commands issued
Works as a Discord Mod
Padlock - 1y left
Daily Box - 8m left
Arjun Reddy✨🇮🇳
Level 1 Panda Bear
pls pet




(87%)
20h and 48m until empty




(51%)
1d and 29m until empty




(2%)
31m and until empty




(88%)
5h and 15m until empty




(57%)




(4 / 100)
Level 2
You paid ⏣ 200 to feed Arjun Reddy✨🇮🇳.
@strange bough Arjun Reddy✨🇮🇳 leveled up! 1 → 2
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
Daily box open cheyi bro@strange bough lekapothey expire avthadhi
pls use daily
Pls pet




(82%)
13h and 9m until empty




(93%)
11h and 11m until empty




(69%)
16h and 28m until empty




(81%)
6h and 27m until empty




(81%)




(33 / 100)
Level 3
You paid ⏣ 40 to wash Surya.
pls crime
You murdered a random stranger in a dark alley. There was ⏣ 5,195 in his wallet! Was it worth it?
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Worms
!
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
pls pm
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object
!
Pls bal
Tip: Use fake id to cover yourself from the robber's wishlist item!
Wallet: ⏣ 1,008,950
Bank: ⏣ 795,121 / 796,171 (99.9%)
Pls dep max
⏣ 1,050 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 796,171.
pls dep all
⏣ 1,995 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 315,513.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,026,658
Bank: ⏣ 315,513 / 315,513 (100.0%)
pls use all banknote
You don't own this item??
Pls bj 3999
Pls bj 20000
Pls bj 30000
Pls bet 35000
You won ⏣ 17,831
Percent Won: 51%
New Balance: ⏣ 971,732
Rolled 12
Rolled 6
Pls bj 20000
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 990,639
Bank: ⏣ 796,171 / 798,061 (99.8%)
Pls bj 5000
Pls bet 3000
You lost ⏣ 3,000
New Balance: ⏣ 992,155
Rolled 6
Rolled 10
Pls profile
Won: 232,124
Lost: 447,142
Net: -215,018
Win: 47%
Won: 0
Lost: 0
Net: 0
Win: -%
Won: 293,411
Lost: 249,890
Net: 43,521
Win: 42%
Won: 375,000
Lost: 0
Net: 375,000
Win: 100%
Won: 0
Lost: 0
Net: 0
Win: -%
Won: 900,535
Lost: 697,032
Net: 203,503
Win: 45%
Pls se 3999

A single eye, not bad. You won 1.5x your bet: ⏣ 5,999
Now you have ⏣ 998,154
Pls se 4999

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 993,155
Pls se 5000

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 988,155
This event has expired.
I AM VERY BORED, SO HERE IS AN EVENT MY BORED GAMERS
guess guess guess
pls pm
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
Pls se 10000

A single eye, not bad. You won 1.5x your bet: ⏣ 15,000
Now you have ⏣ 1,003,155
Pls meme
Tip: You can turn these tips off with the pls settings command if you don't want to see them anymore!
Pls pm
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,004,700
Bank: ⏣ 796,171 / 800,266 (99.5%)
Pls dep max
⏣ 4,095 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 800,266.
Pls se 2999

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 997,606
Pls se 5000

A single eye, not bad. You won 1.5x your bet: ⏣ 7,500
Now you have ⏣ 1,005,106
Pls bj 3999
Pls profile
monthly: 29d, 3h and 38m
Pls bet 2000
You lost ⏣ 2,000
New Balance: ⏣ 1,010,169
Rolled 1
Rolled 6
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls use daily
pls inv
Worm ─ 5
ID worm ─ Sellable
pls sell all worm
you don't own this item lol
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THE PLS RICH COMMAND NO WORK! I WANT STEAL NOW! >:(
Get the developer to fix it ASAP or else!
Attack the boss by clicking why my pls rich no work?
:rage:
9 hits — 0/150 HP
ig_kingreyy gained ⏣ 3,927 and 1
Fresh Bread
psl work
Pls search
The middle aged guy in the van gave you ⏣ 2,691, this would TOTALLY be the outcome irl too! Very realistic, Dank Memer!
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Candy!
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls work
@minor pollen What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,300 for an hour of work.
Pls se 3999

A single eye, not bad. You won 1.5x your bet: ⏣ 5,999
Now you have ⏣ 1,029,159
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,029,159
Bank: ⏣ 800,266 / 802,051 (99.8%)
Pls dep max
⏣ 1,785 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 802,051.
Pls use daily box
Pls bj 3000
Pls bj 10000
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls bj 10000
Pls bj 20000
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls bj 15000
Pls bet 2999
You lost ⏣ 2,999
New Balance: ⏣ 1,043,052
Rolled 6
Rolled 8
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 3,096,933
Bank: ⏣ 1,395,480 / 1,396,110 (100.0%)
pls daily
⏣ 25,750 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
19 hours, 44 minutes and 21 seconds
Pls daily
⏣ 26,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
19 hours, 42 minutes and 50 seconds
Pls meme
Tip: The pls help command provides information about the bot commands! Do pls help <cmd> to see info about a specific command.
Pls pm
Pls inv
Landmine ─ 5
ID landmine ─ Tool
Laptop ─ 2
ID laptop ─ Tool
Life Saver ─ 3
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Padlock ─ 2
ID padlock ─ Tool
Rare Pepe ─ 1
ID pepe ─ Collectable
pls inv
Golden Phallic Object ─ 2
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 2
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
Hunting Rifle ─ 3
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Landmine ─ 1
ID landmine ─ Tool
Laptop ─ 3
ID laptop ─ Tool
pls work
@dapper epoch What color was next to the word audit?
pls work
@wooden tinsel What color was next to the word trolling?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,062 for an hour of work.
pls dep max
⏣ 735 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 38,850.
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't select a color.
You were given ⏣ 6,000 for a sub-par hour of work.
🙄
Pls bal
Tip: You can be blacklisted or banned for breaking our rules! See the rules here: https://dankmemer.lol/rules
Wallet: ⏣ 1,069,302
Bank: ⏣ 802,051 / 803,521 (99.8%)
Pls dep max
⏣ 1,470 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 803,521.
Pls search
You found ⏣ 2,828, congrats on risking your life and profiting from it.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 63,706
Bank: ⏣ 38,850 / 38,850 (100.0%)
Pls beg
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
This event has expired.
TRIVIA NIGHT
Let's see who's the smartest person here!
In Halo 2, how many rounds does the M6C hold in a single magazine?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Entertainment: Video Games
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Rabbit
!
Pls fish
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 18 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Jelly Fish
!
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Duck
!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls sell duck
Tip: Commands like 'pls search' or 'pls hunt' are great for earning extra cash! But be careful, there's a small chance you could die.
You successfully sold 1 Duck for ⏣ 6,335
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,133, luckily you didn't eat them
Pls se 3999

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 1,066,661
Pls se 5000
This command can be used again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
pls bal
Tip: When trading, you should ALWAYS use a middle-man. Most servers from pls partners have middle-men to help!
Wallet: ⏣ 3,237,151
Bank: ⏣ 1,395,480 / 1,397,580 (99.8%)
Pls se 5000

A single eye, not bad. You won 1.5x your bet: ⏣ 7,500
Now you have ⏣ 1,074,161
Pls pm
pls pm
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,040, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) (pooped!) these out
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Jelly Fish
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks
!
Pls beg
Pls use bank note
You have 6 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
6
You turn 6 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 116,826 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 922,342 in total bank space, with 812,197 (88.1%) being expanded storage
Pls dep max
⏣ 118,821 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 922,342.
Pls bal
Tip: Don't want to accidentally buy too many pinks 👀, use the new confirmation setting! pls settings confirmations true
Wallet: ⏣ 1,057,082
Bank: ⏣ 922,342 / 922,342 (100.0%)
Pls settings
You can use pls settings [setting] [value] to change the value of a specific setting: for example, pls settings dm notifications true
If the setting can only be Enabled or Disabled, providing no value will simply toggle to the other option.
DM Notifications - dmNotifications -
Enabled
When enabled, notifications you receive in pls notifications will be DM'd to you.
Vote Reminders - voteReminder -
Enabled
Toggles whether or not you'll get a notification 12 hours after your last vote for Dank Memer. (Only gives you the notif once you run a command, will not remind you out of nowhere)
Level up notifications - levelNotifs -
Enabled
Toggles whether or not you will get notifications for leveling up.
Level up Messages - levelMessages -
Disabled
Toggles whether or not the bot will send your level up notifications straight to the chat or to your notifications.
Reply Pings - pings -
Enabled
When disabled, discord native replies will not ping you when replying.
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 3,570 (0.0%)
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @spare sand. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 1941! 10000 + ⏣ 1941 an hour
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 29 minutes and 26 seconds
Pls bal
Tip: You can get amazing rewards from leveling!
Wallet: ⏣ 25,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 4,620 (0.0%)
Pls dep
what are you depositing, idiot
Pls dep all
⏣ 4,620 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,620.
Pls work
@spare sand What was the emoji?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you selected the wrong emoji.
You were given ⏣ 3,980 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls work
@spare sand You need to wait 58m and 58s until you can work again!
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 72,990
Bank: ⏣ 4,109,678 / 4,109,993 (100.0%)
Pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls daily
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 28 minutes and 4 seconds
pls beg
pls work
@strange bough Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,000 for an hour of work.
pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,398, luckily you didn't eat them
This event has expired.
KAREN IS STARTING A FIGHT!
This poor retail worker deserves better, lets jump in!
Attack the boss by clicking frick off karen
:rage:
9 hits — 0/150 HP
ig_kingreyy earned ⏣ 4,548 and 1
Hunting Rifle
pls dep all
⏣ 315 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 419,309.
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,642, why were you even looking in a tree?
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Box of Sands
!
Pls use daily box
Pls se 5000

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 1,130,147
Pls se 10000

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 1,120,147
Pls se 15000
This command can be used again in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls se 10000

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 1,110,147
Pls bj 5000
Pls bj 10000
Pls bj 15000
Pls bet 5000
You lost ⏣ 5,000
New Balance: ⏣ 1,075,147
Rolled 1
Rolled 7
Pls inv
Rare Fish ─ 2
ID rarefish ─ Sellable
Box of Sand ─ 28
ID sand ─ Tool
Seaweed ─ 5
ID seaweed ─ Sellable
Shovel ─ 4
ID shovel ─ Tool
Skunk ─ 21
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Pls sell box of sand 10
You successfully sold 1 Box of Sand for ⏣ 500
Pls sell 10 box of sand
You successfully sold 1 Box of Sand for ⏣ 500
Pls sell jellyfish
You successfully sold 1 Jelly Fish for ⏣ 26,000
Pls sell junk
You successfully sold 1 Junk for ⏣ 650
Pls sell junk 5
Tip: Make sure to check the shop regularly for sales and seasonal items!
You successfully sold 5 Junks for ⏣ 3,250
This event has expired.
I AM VERY BORED, SO HERE IS AN EVENT MY BORED GAMERS
guess guess guess
𝐌𝐁𝐆•𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀 answered first!
𝐌𝐁𝐆•𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀 dug up ⏣ 3,521
Pls sell junk all
You successfully sold 4 Junks for ⏣ 2,600
Pls sell box of sand 4
You successfully sold 1 Box of Sand for ⏣ 500
Pls inv
Chill Pill ─ 2
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
Coin Bomb ─ 2
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Daily Box ─ 8
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Deer ─ 2
ID deer ─ Sellable
Pls use chillpill
You stop for just a second, take a chill pill and breathe.
Just breathe.
Good. :relieved:
Pls inv
Chill Pill ─ 1
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
Coin Bomb ─ 2
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Daily Box ─ 8
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Deer ─ 2
ID deer ─ Sellable
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 6m)
Robbers Wishlist ─ ⏣ 29,000 (43% OFF!)
This item when used, gives something similar to pls rich. The difference is, it only shows people who: aren't passive, have over ⏣ 500, do not have a fake ID on. Basically, anyone who is robbable :D
Hunting Rifle (4) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!
Coin Bomb (2) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
Life Saver (3) — ⏣ 30,000
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!
Tidepod (0) — ⏣ 30,000
Risking your life for a multiplier? Sounds great!
Robbers Wishlist (0) — ⏣ 29,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!
Pls use coin bomb
𝐌𝐁𝐆•𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀 has thrown a coin bomb in chat!
Type DANK MEMER OP now if you want to collect some coins from their coin bomb!
Pls shop robbers wishlist
Pls buy
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Pls buy robbers wishlist
@minor pollen bought 1 Robbers Wishlist
and paid ⏣ 29,000
Pls use robbers wishlist
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls search
Guess you didn't want to search anywhere
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Duck
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 3 Common Fishs
!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls beg
Pls se 2000

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 1,081,844
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
14 hours, 35 minutes and 56 seconds
Pls work
@minor pollen What color was next to the word links?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,300 for an hour of work.
Pls help snakeeyes
You make a bet, and you try and get snake eyes (which are two ones on the dice). One eye pays out 1.5x your bet, two pays out 10x.
pls snakeeyes <bet>
snakeeyes, se
Normie: 10s
Donor: 5s
sendMessages, readMessageHistory
Pls help scratch off
Try to win something on Scratch-Off! This is very similar to those lottery scratch offs you can buy in the US at a gas station, but here, the more you bet the better your payout (or loss) is!
pls scratch <bet, table>
scratch, scratchoff, scratch-off, zdrapka
Normie: 10s
Donor: 5s
sendMessages, readMessageHistory
Pls scratch 200
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 60
You lost ⏣ 140 in total
You now have ⏣ 1,092,004
Pls scratch 100
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 150
You won ⏣ 50 in total
You now have ⏣ 1,092,054
Pls scratch 50
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 83
You won ⏣ 33 in total
You now have ⏣ 1,092,087
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,687, luckily you didn't eat them
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Tidepod!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls beg
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Bank Note
!
Pls use bank note
You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow you another 18,976 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 946,778 in total bank space, with 831,173 (87.8%) being expanded storage
Pls dep max
⏣ 24,646 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 946,988.
Pls profile
Title: Memer
11





1,103/1,200





Wallet: ⏣ 1,070,467
Bank: ⏣ 946,988
Net: ⏣ 3,936,660
Coin Multi: 215%
Gamble Multi: 43%
38 items (176 total) worth ⏣ 1,919,205
5 daily streak
831,173 bank note space
2 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
860 commands issued
Works as a Discord Mod
Padlock - 1y left
Fake ID - 3d left
Surya
Level 3 Turtle
Pls pet




(100%)
15h and 59m until empty




(98%)
11h and 48m until empty




(100%)
23h and 59m until empty




(99%)
7h and 57m until empty




(99%)




(12 / 100)
Level 4
You played in the snow with Surya.
@minor pollen What was the emoji?
@minor pollen Click the buttons in correct order!
@minor pollen Surya leveled up! 3 → 4
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
Pls se 3000

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 1,067,274
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,364, why was this in your shoe lmfao?
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks
!
Pls bj 2000
Pls se 2000

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 1,066,638
Pls bj 3000
Pls bet 2000
You won ⏣ 1,965
Percent Won: 98%
New Balance: ⏣ 1,065,603
Rolled 5
Rolled 3
Pls bet 1500
You lost ⏣ 1,500
New Balance: ⏣ 1,064,103
Rolled 3
Rolled 10
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls inv
Box of Sand ─ 25
ID sand ─ Tool
Seaweed ─ 5
ID seaweed ─ Sellable
Shovel ─ 4
ID shovel ─ Tool
Skunk ─ 23
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Fidget Spinner ─ 2
ID spinner ─ Power-up
Pls sell skunk 2
You successfully sold 2 Skunks for ⏣ 7,875
Pls use fidget spinner
Spinning your fidget spinner...
Your fidget spinner span for 15 minutes, granting you a 15% multiplier boost for 10 minutes!
Pls bj 2000
Pls bj 20000
Pls se 5000

A single eye, not bad. You won 1.5x your bet: ⏣ 7,500
Now you have ⏣ 1,109,935
Pls bj 5000
Pls bet 3000
You lost ⏣ 3,000
New Balance: ⏣ 1,101,935
Rolled 11
Rolled 12
Pls bj 5000
Pls bj 20000
Pls bj 20000
Pls bj 100000
Pls bj 100000
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Common Fishs
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Shovel
!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,116, so this is what you've been doing at night?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Pink Phallic Object!
Pls se 20000

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 1,187,875
Pls se 15000
You can run this command again in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls se 15000

A single eye, not bad. You won 1.5x your bet: ⏣ 22,500
Now you have ⏣ 1,210,375
Pls work
@minor pollen What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,300 for an hour of work.
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 35m)
Cell Phone ─ ⏣ 1,574 (56% OFF!)
Use your cell phone to text your friends via the notifications system, or ring the police in the case of an emergency or robbery. Your phone won't be removed on use, however mis-using it (such as dialing police when there's no emergency) may cost you money.
Laptop (5) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Box of Sand (25) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple (0) — ⏣ 8,000
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine (5) — ⏣ 9,500
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fake ID (3) — ⏣ 10,000
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!
Pls use cell phone
@minor pollen memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
r ■ Report someone for breaking rules
f ■ Send bot feedback
e ■ Exit
S
Who are we sending this message to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
hmm, that doesn't seem to be a valid user. What are you, some kind of dummy?
Pls use cell phone
@minor pollen memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
r ■ Report someone for breaking rules
f ■ Send bot feedback
e ■ Exit
W
On the phone with Boss
𝐌𝐁𝐆•𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀 yeah what's going on boss boy, can't make it today unfortunately mate cuz im a bit sick yeah
BOSS Oh, sorry to hear 𝐌𝐁𝐆•𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀! Hope you get better soon. I'll make sure you're off the roster so you don't need to come into work. Have a good one!
Call disconnected.
Pls use cell phone
@minor pollen memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
r ■ Report someone for breaking rules
f ■ Send bot feedback
e ■ Exit
P
On the phone with the Police
𝐌𝐁𝐆•𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀 hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER Are you actually an idiot? We've just checked around the area, and there's not a single robber in sight.
Do NOT call the police as a prank. We'll be sending you a fine shortly for disrupting us. Have a good day.
Call disconnected.
Pls use cell phone
@minor pollen memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
r ■ Report someone for breaking rules
f ■ Send bot feedback
e ■ Exit
D
On the phone with Developers
𝐌𝐁𝐆•𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀 why you make bot bad??
DEVS Why would I make a good bot?, 𝐌𝐁𝐆•𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀.
Call disconnected.
Pls use cell phone
@minor pollen memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
r ■ Report someone for breaking rules
f ■ Send bot feedback
e ■ Exit
F
What do you want the feedback to be? You have 60 seconds to respond with a valid message.
...
@minor pollen Successfully sent your feedback.
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 3 Seaweeds
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls bet 3000
You won ⏣ 2,281
Percent Won: 76%
New Balance: ⏣ 978,821
Rolled 12
Rolled 6
Pls bj 4999
Pls se 2999

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 970,823
Pls pet




(97%)
15h and 33m until empty




(95%)
11h and 22m until empty




(98%)
23h and 34m until empty




(93%)
7h and 26m until empty




(96%)




(12 / 100)
Level 4
You hug Surya, aw.
⏣ 27,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
13 hours, 13 minutes and 3 seconds
Pls use daily Box
Pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 16h, 23m and 4s
The default cooldown is 1mo.
Pls work
@formal bone You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Tip: Uh oh! Are people trying to bankrob you? Make sure to use a phone and call the police to prevent them!
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Manager
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 26000 per hour
Developer
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 27000 per hour
Day Trader
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 28000 per hour
Santa Claus
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 29000 per hour
Politician
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 30000 per hour
Pls work developer
@formal bone Congratulations, you are now working as a Developer!
You're required to work at least 6 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 27,000 per hour.
Pls work
@formal bone What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 28,350 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Deer
!
Pls sell Deer
You successfully sold 1 Deer for ⏣ 2,000
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
Pls sell garbage
You successfully sold 1 Garbage for ⏣ 200
Pls crime
You bullied a kid and he sent you ⏣ 876 to stop! I hope that kid grows up richer than you.
Pls pm
Pls scout
You found ⏣ 808, why are you in your crawl space?
Pls se max

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 1,213,511
Pls use Bank note
You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow you another 8,843 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 4,156,510 in total bank space, with 3,736,195 (89.9%) being expanded storage
⏣ 10,838 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,156,510.
Pls work
@kindred slate What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,256 for an hour of work.
😝😆
Pls daily
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours, 26 minutes and 30 seconds
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 135,752
Bank: ⏣ 13,400 / 13,610 (98.5%)
⏣ 210 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 13,610.
Pls shop
This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 37m)
Alcohol ─ ⏣ 9,120 (24% OFF!)
Drink a bottle of alcohol, and have the potential to gain a small luck boost that will grant you better luck in stealing from others. However, you become more susceptible to being stolen from!
Laptop (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple (1) — ⏣ 8,000
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine (0) — ⏣ 9,500
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!
Tip: Don't want to accidentally buy too many pinks 👀, use the new confirmation setting! pls settings confirmations true
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 36m)
Alcohol ─ ⏣ 9,120 (24% OFF!)
Drink a bottle of alcohol, and have the potential to gain a small luck boost that will grant you better luck in stealing from others. However, you become more susceptible to being stolen from!
Pepe Medal (0) — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 5% of players have!
Pepe Trophy (0) — ⏣ 50,000,000
A trophy to flex how rich you are! You are rich enough to afford this... right?
Pepe Crown (0) — ⏣ 250,000,000
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved crowns. At least until another expensive item comes along LOL.
pls work
@steady agate Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,000 for an hour of work.
You found a Fishing Bait 
pls dep max
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 243,710
Bank: ⏣ 1,965,548 / 1,965,548 (100.0%)
pls vote
pls use bank
You have 12 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
12
You turn 12 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 199,059 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 2,164,607 in total bank space, with 2,089,007 (96.5%) being expanded storage
⏣ 199,059 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,164,607.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 144,651
Bank: ⏣ 2,164,607 / 2,164,607 (100.0%)
pls bal @lavish vault
Tip: Sell high worth items that you don't want to use, to other players. Dank memer will give you very little for those banknotes, but the trading community may pay more!
Wallet: ⏣ 27,003
Bank: ⏣ 5,210
pls steal max @lavish vault
Pls work
@odd eagle You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Tip: We just added a FAQ page on our site. Go check it out! https://dankmemer.lol/faq
Pls daily
Tip: Fill out our semi-annual survey (https://forms.gle/h9Z1vfMqDL9c78jp6) for a chance to win some BIG prizes! (Including $100 giftcards, blob currency items, and more!)
⏣ 27,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
9 hours, 36 minutes and 26 seconds
pls work
@steady agate You need to wait 9m and 12s until you can work again!
pls daily
Tip: Did you know there is a lottery system? Try out pls lottery!
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
9 hours, 25 minutes and 16 seconds
Pls daily
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
8 hours, 51 minutes and 34 seconds
pls vote
pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
YouTuber
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 16000 per hour
Professional Hunter
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 17000 per hour
Professional Fisherman
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 18000 per hour
Bartender
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 19000 per hour
Robber
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 20000 per hour
pls work youtuber
@odd eagle Congratulations, you are now working as a YouTuber!
You're required to work at least 3 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 16,000 per hour.
pls work
@odd eagle What color was next to the word bell?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 16,000 for an hour of work.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 13,523
Bank: ⏣ 1,115,886 / 1,115,886 (100.0%)
Pls work
@jade shore What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 14,258 for an hour of work.
Pls crime
Somebody noticed your strange behaviour and reported your account.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 27,781
Bank: ⏣ 1,115,886 / 1,116,516 (99.9%)
Pls dep max
⏣ 630 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,116,516.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 5,956
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)
Who to play owo
Pls work
@cursive lotus What color was next to the word rich?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
Pls bj all
Pls daily
⏣ 34,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
7 hours, 51 minutes and 47 seconds
Pls bj all
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Box of Sands
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 3 Junks
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 751, luckily you didn't eat them
pls pm
pls meme
pls beg
pls work
@odd eagle Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 16,000 for an hour of work.
@whole urchin You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour

@whole urchin Congratulations, you are now working as a Babysitter!
You're required to work at least 1 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 10,500 per hour.
pls work
@whole urchin What color was next to the word bed?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,500 for an hour of work.
pls bal
Tip: With horseshoes, you can gain a lot more coins from simple commands like pls beg, or pls search!
Wallet: ⏣ 16,098
Bank: ⏣ 20,225 / 20,750 (97.5%)
⏣ 525 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 20,750.
Pls daily
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
22 hours, 18 minutes and 44 seconds
Pls dep all
⏣ 525 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,675.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 24,475
Bank: ⏣ 3,675 / 3,675 (100.0%)
Pls daily
⏣ 26,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 48 minutes and 4 seconds
Pls work
@minor pollen What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,300 for an hour of work.
Pls dep max
⏣ 5,250 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 952,238.
Pls vote
Pls use bank note
You have 6 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
6
You turn 6 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 90,873 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 1,043,111 in total bank space, with 922,046 (88.4%) being expanded storage
Pls dep max
⏣ 90,873 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,043,111.
Pls search
⏣ 52,497
Pepe Coin
Coins 