#🏝️〢dank-memer
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Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Junks
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Box of Sands
!
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 48m)
Apple ─ ⏣ 6,160 (23% OFF!)
Eating this once a day makes it so you do not lose any inventory items or active items if you die. The lifesaver takes priority over this effect. (Lasts 24 hours)
Alcohol (1) — ⏣ 12,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!
Fidget Spinner (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!
Shovel (4) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!
Fishing Pole (2) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!
Pls shop fidget spinner
Pls buy fidget spinner
@minor pollen bought 1 Fidget Spinner
and paid ⏣ 25,000
Pls bet 10000
You lost ⏣ 10,000
New Balance: ⏣ 192,389
Rolled 8
Rolled 10
Pls bj 10000
Pls bj 15000
Pls bj 30000
Pls daily
This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
8 hours, 37 minutes and 7 seconds
This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)
Wallet: ⏣ 92,277
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,210 (0.0%)
Pls daily
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
8 hours, 36 minutes and 16 seconds
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Box of Sands
!
Pls sell skunk max
Tip: Did you know you can get a TON of rewards each day just from voting every 12 hours? pls vote gives you more info
You successfully sold 1 Skunk for ⏣ 3,250
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 28,250
Bank: ⏣ 1,446,073 / 1,446,808 (99.9%)
Pls bal
This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)
Wallet: ⏣ 6,711
Bank: ⏣ 6,260 / 6,260 (100.0%)
what are you depositing, idiot
pls vote
Pls daily
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
8 hours, 14 minutes and 58 seconds
Pls work
Work for House Wife - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.
Pls beg
Pls fish
You don't have a fishing pole, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to catch them with your hands.
pls bj all
pls bal
Tip: Rewards earned from voting now change every so often. See what they currently are with pls vote!
Wallet: ⏣ 38,117
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 36,080 (0.0%)
pls bj all
pls work
You were fired from your position as a Pro Gamer.
You did not meet the minimum amount of required hours, and your boss decided to fire you.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 6 hours before you can find another job.

pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk
!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Purple Phallic Object
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 3 Common Fishs
!
pls pm
pls search
You found ⏣ 653, did you steal this from a sick person???
pls meme
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls daily
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
5 hours, 54 minutes and 16 seconds
Pls beg
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls work
@cyan goblet Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 45,000 for an hour of work.
Pls daily
⏣ 25,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 50 minutes and 11 seconds
Pls dep all
⏣ 25,250 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,564,917.
Pls work
@kindred void What color was next to the word subscribe?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 5,333 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls dep all
⏣ 5,333 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,570,250.
Pls daily
⏣ 26,750 was placed in your wallet and a normie BOX!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 37 minutes and 37 seconds
Pls vote
Pls use daily Box
Pls use Bank note
You have 6 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
6
You turn 6 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 96,593 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 4,070,013 in total bank space, with 3,658,728 (89.9%) being expanded storage
Pls dep max
⏣ 98,588 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,070,013.
Pls se 91876

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 2,449,053
Pls se max
You'll be able to use this command again in 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls se 91876

A single eye, not bad. You won 1.5x your bet: ⏣ 137,814
Now you have ⏣ 2,586,867
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 86,237
Bank: ⏣ 12,665 / 13,190 (96.0%)
Pls daily
Tip: You can be blacklisted or banned for breaking our rules! See the rules here: https://dankmemer.lol/rules
⏣ 25,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 28 minutes and 37 seconds
Pls bal
Tip: Do you want to steal from the bank of a rich person? Get some friends together for a bank heist using pls bankrob!
Wallet: ⏣ 111,487
Bank: ⏣ 12,665 / 13,400 (94.5%)
Pls dep max
⏣ 735 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 13,400.
Pls vote
Pls use bank note
You have 6 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
6
You turn 6 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 110,002 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 565,449 in total bank space, with 507,384 (89.7%) being expanded storage
Pls dep max
⏣ 118,717 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 565,449.
Pls work
@minor pollen What color was next to the word user?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 3,333 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls daily
⏣ 25,750 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
20 hours, 56 minutes and 54 seconds
@minor pollen OH NO!
Your pet felt terrible about being neglected. It ran away to find a better owner. You now have no pet.
Pls buy pet
Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!
Pls with 50000
@minor pollen ⏣ 50,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 515,449.
Pls buy pet
Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!
Pls pet




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Level 0
Awww! You bought a cute little Turtle!
What name do you want to give to your turtle? Enter a name in chat now!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 3,005, why the heck is this down here
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Landmine
!
Pls beg
pls work
@dapper epoch What color was next to the word audit?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 6,020 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls work
Work for Manager - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
Pls daily
⏣ 33,750 was placed in your wallet and a normie BOX!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
19 hours, 10 minutes and 1 second
Pls bj all
Pls daily
⏣ 25,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 23 minutes and 50 seconds
Pls work
@kindred slate What color was next to the word role?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,609 for an hour of work.
pls work
Work for Discord Mod - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,062 for an hour of work.
pls dep max
⏣ 420 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 38,115.
Pls search
You found ⏣ 2,927, NOW RUN THE GOVERNMENT IS COMING
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Exotic Fish
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Box of Sands
!
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 50 minutes and 32 seconds
pls dig
This command is used to grind for random items.
You have chance to dig DEEP into the dirt and find some really cool stuff! Sometimes you will encounter a mini-game that could have negative effects if lost but great rewards if won!
You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.
[100%] The totally real and dangerous hack is complete
/help
Pls beg
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
pls daily
This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 13 minutes and 52 seconds
pls hunt
This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a hunting rifle from the shop with the buy command then then you can go hunting! There is also a chance to lose or even die if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger animals!
You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands.
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Duck
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Worms
!
Pls beg
pls dig
You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.
This command is used to gain a small amount of coins with no risk!
Begging can net you coins, items, both, or neither!
pls gift
This command is used to share items with other users!
This command uses a very specific syntax: pls gift <amount of items> <item name> @user.
@strange bough listen you have one option:
pls gift <amount> <item name> <@user>
pls search
This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a place from the list to search in, and you have a chance to win coins and some fun items! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die! Rewards are specific to the location, so some have different risks/rewards!
You found ⏣ 1,717, cool?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Bank Note!
pls search
You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 11 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,294, good thing the panty fairy visited!
pls search
You found ⏣ 955, now you can do some laundry!
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,065, at least YOUR basement didn't flood :(
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,986, now this poor old lady can't get her medicine. Are you proud?
This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!
@strange bough You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Veterinarian
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 31000 per hour
Pharmacist
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 32000 per hour
Lawyer
Hours Required Per Day: 7 — Salary: ⏣ 35000 per hour
Doctor
Hours Required Per Day: 7 — Salary: ⏣ 40000 per hour
Scientist
Hours Required Per Day: 7 — Salary: ⏣ 42000 per hour
pls dep max
Deposit is used to move money from your pocket to your bank account. You can check your balance with the balance command. You cannot deposit more than your max bank space.
⏣ 7,100 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 7,100.
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,539, but its covered in old gum...
pls balance
This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)
Wallet: ⏣ 37,639
Bank: ⏣ 7,100 / 7,310 (97.1%)
pls fish
This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a fishing pole from the shop with the buy command, then you can go fishing! There is also a chance to lose your fishing pole if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger fish!
You don't have a fishing pole, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to catch them with your hands.
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,850, congrats on risking your life and profiting from it.
pls dep all
⏣ 735 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 7,835.
pls dep max
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable. There is usually an item for sale too!
Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!
pls shop
This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 50m)
Shredded Cheese ─ ⏣ 63,000 (10% OFF!)
Dump an entire bag of shredded cheese into your face hole. For every bag of shredded cheese consumed, you get a stacking EXP multiplier, capping at 85% (30 bags of cheese consumed).
Pink Phallic Object (0) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
Rare Pepe (0) — ⏣ 75,000
Only the rarest of the rare pepes. A flex item.
Engagement Ring (0) — ⏣ 350,000
Propose to someone!
Pepe Coin (0) — ⏣ 750,000
A pretty rare coin, probably only fairly rich people have this!
Pepe Medal (0) — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 5% of players have!
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,257, luckily you didn't get pricked you prick
pls dig
You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.
pls buy shovel
@strange bough bought 1 Shovel
and paid ⏣ 25,000
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls dig
This command can be used again in 34 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls dep max
⏣ 630 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 8,465.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 20,377
Bank: ⏣ 8,465 / 8,465 (100.0%)
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 47m)
Shredded Cheese ─ ⏣ 63,000 (10% OFF!)
Dump an entire bag of shredded cheese into your face hole. For every bag of shredded cheese consumed, you get a stacking EXP multiplier, capping at 85% (30 bags of cheese consumed).
Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (0) — ⏣ 4,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Landmine (0) — ⏣ 9,500
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,236, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) (pooped!) these out
This event has expired.
I AM VERY BORED, SO HERE IS AN EVENT MY BORED GAMERS
guess guess guess
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
Pls inv
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Daily Box ─ 7
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Duck ─ 2
ID duck ─ Sellable
Exotic Fish ─ 2
ID exoticfish ─ Sellable
Common Fish ─ 2
ID fish ─ Sellable
Pls use daily box
Pls inv
Worm ─ 3
ID worm ─ Sellable
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Worms
!
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls beg
Pls pm
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Box of Sands
!
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls meme
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ladybug
!
pls hunt
You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands.
pls fish
You don't have a fishing pole, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to catch them with your hands.
pls buy fishing pole
Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!
pls buy hunting rifle
Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 20,377
Bank: ⏣ 8,465 / 9,305 (91.0%)
pls dep all
⏣ 840 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 9,305.
You found ⏣ 2,720, guess you found the secret money stash your mommy left you!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Worms
!
This event has expired.
KAREN IS STARTING A FIGHT!
This poor retail worker deserves better, lets jump in!
Attack the boss by clicking frick off karen
:rage:
10 hits — 1/150 HP
ig_kingreyy earned ⏣ 3,613 and 1
Cell Phone
pls fight
You need to provide a valid user ID or name to fight against lol
pls fight dank mamer
You need to provide a valid user ID or name to fight against lol
pls fight dank memer
You need to provide a valid user ID or name to fight against lol
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,391, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Junks
!
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 40m)
Fidget Spinner ─ ⏣ 23,000 (8% OFF!)
Spin your fidget spinner, and gain anywhere from a 5% to a 40% multiplier boost for 10 minutes depending on how long your fidget spinner spins for.
Robbers Wishlist (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 28,261
Bank: ⏣ 9,305 / 10,040 (92.7%)
pls buy hunting rifle
@strange bough bought 1 Hunting Rifle
and paid ⏣ 25,000
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,725, so this is what you've been doing at night?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Blue Phallic Object!
pls hunt
The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 16 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
13 hours, 38 minutes and 29 seconds
You'll be able to use this command again in 7 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Junks
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,480, why was this in your shoe lmfao?
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,154, hope Mel didn't notice you took it...
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Worms
!
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
pls dep all
⏣ 2,835 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 12,140.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 5,785
Bank: ⏣ 12,140 / 12,140 (100.0%)
pls search
You didn't find any coins.
But hey, at least you found 1
Purple Phallic Object!
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 35m)
Fidget Spinner ─ ⏣ 23,000 (8% OFF!)
Spin your fidget spinner, and gain anywhere from a 5% to a 40% multiplier boost for 10 minutes depending on how long your fidget spinner spins for.
Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.
Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.
Pink Phallic Object (0) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (0) — ⏣ 4,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
You don't have a fishing pole, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to catch them with your hands.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 5,785
Bank: ⏣ 12,140 / 12,665 (95.9%)
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls search
pls buy server
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
pls buy discord
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
pls buy fishing pole
Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!
You approach the area and instantly get shot by the government. They don't fuck with that.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk
!
pls buy pet
Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!
pls shop pet
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 29m)
Fidget Spinner ─ ⏣ 23,000 (8% OFF!)
Spin your fidget spinner, and gain anywhere from a 5% to a 40% multiplier boost for 10 minutes depending on how long your fidget spinner spins for.
Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.
Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.
pls buy Anti-Rob Pack
@strange bough bought 1 Anti-Rob Pack
and paid ⏣ 1,000
pls bal
Tip: Commands like 'pls search' or 'pls hunt' are great for earning extra cash! But be careful, there's a small chance you could die.
Wallet: ⏣ 6,887
Bank: ⏣ 12,140 / 14,975 (81.1%)
pls dep all
⏣ 2,835 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 14,975.
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 28m)
Fidget Spinner ─ ⏣ 23,000 (8% OFF!)
Spin your fidget spinner, and gain anywhere from a 5% to a 40% multiplier boost for 10 minutes depending on how long your fidget spinner spins for.
Pink Phallic Object (0) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
Rare Pepe (0) — ⏣ 75,000
Only the rarest of the rare pepes. A flex item.
Engagement Ring (0) — ⏣ 350,000
Propose to someone!
Pepe Coin (0) — ⏣ 750,000
A pretty rare coin, probably only fairly rich people have this!
Pepe Medal (0) — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 5% of players have!
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 28m)
Fidget Spinner ─ ⏣ 23,000 (8% OFF!)
Spin your fidget spinner, and gain anywhere from a 5% to a 40% multiplier boost for 10 minutes depending on how long your fidget spinner spins for.
Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
Life Saver (0) — ⏣ 30,000
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!
Tidepod (0) — ⏣ 30,000
Risking your life for a multiplier? Sounds great!
Robbers Wishlist (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!
Shredded Cheese (0) — ⏣ 70,000
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 27m)
Fidget Spinner ─ ⏣ 23,000 (8% OFF!)
Spin your fidget spinner, and gain anywhere from a 5% to a 40% multiplier boost for 10 minutes depending on how long your fidget spinner spins for.
Pepe Trophy (0) — ⏣ 50,000,000
A trophy to flex how rich you are! You are rich enough to afford this... right?
Pepe Crown (0) — ⏣ 250,000,000
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved crowns. At least until another expensive item comes along LOL.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,505, guess you found the secret money stash your mommy left you!
pls dep all
⏣ 630 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 15,605.
pls bal
Tip: Bored? Try prestiging for some buffs and to start over!
Wallet: ⏣ 9,927
Bank: ⏣ 15,605 / 15,605 (100.0%)
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
pls search
You searched through your dms and found ⏣ 1,296
pls dep all
⏣ 1,575 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 17,180.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 9,648
Bank: ⏣ 17,180 / 17,180 (100.0%)
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
13 hours, 11 minutes and 42 seconds
pls work
@steady agate What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,000 for an hour of work.
Pls work
Work for Manager - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
Pls bj all
Pls search
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Rabbit
!
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls work
Work for Discord Mod - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,000 for an hour of work.
Pls bet 5000
You won ⏣ 2,052
Percent Won: 41%
New Balance: ⏣ 322,381
Rolled 8
Rolled 2
Pls bj 4999
Pls bj 5000
Pls bj 10000
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls bj 10000
Pls bj 15000
Pls bj 20000
Pls bet 3999
You lost ⏣ 3,999
New Balance: ⏣ 297,913
Rolled 4
Rolled 10
This event has expired.
SOMEONE JUST POSTED AN IDEA ON REDDIT!
Try their game!
I just chose a secret number between 1 and 100.
Is the secret number higher or lower than 98.
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 18,000
Bank: ⏣ 1,865,749 / 1,866,274 (100.0%)
pls bal @zealous halo
Wallet: ⏣ 92,277
Bank: ⏣ 0
Wallet: ⏣ 18,000
Bank: ⏣ 1,865,749 / 1,866,274 (100.0%)
pls work
@steady agate You need to wait 12m and 26s until you can work again!
@steady agate You need to wait 12m and 16s until you can work again!
pls vote
Pls give @steady agate 92277
@zealous halo You gave MBG • CHARAN ❥..!! ⏣ 89,509 after a 3% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 0 and they've got ⏣ 107,509
why?? @zealous halo
Nenu ada dank
adhi edho owo ivvu
ohh kk
😂
Wallet: ⏣ 207,509
Bank: ⏣ 1,865,749 / 1,866,274 (100.0%)
pls use bank
You have 6 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
6
You turn 6 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 98,959 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 1,965,233 in total bank space, with 1,889,948 (96.2%) being expanded storage
pls dep all
⏣ 99,484 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,965,233.
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,919, why are you in your crawl space?
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls beg
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Junks
!
Pls sell junk
Tip: Our OFFICIAL community server gives a MASSIVE multi, robbing is disabled, and we do a TON of giveaways daily! discord.gg/memers
You successfully sold 1 Junk for ⏣ 720
Pls sell 4 junks
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Pls sell junk
You successfully sold 1 Junk for ⏣ 720
Pls sell junk
You successfully sold 1 Junk for ⏣ 720
Pls sell junk
You successfully sold 1 Junk for ⏣ 720
Pls sell junk
You successfully sold 1 Junk for ⏣ 720
Pls sell junk
You successfully sold 1 Junk for ⏣ 720
Pls sell junk
You successfully sold 1 Junk for ⏣ 720
Pls sell junk
You successfully sold 1 Junk for ⏣ 720
Pls sell junk
You successfully sold 1 Junk for ⏣ 720
Pls sell junk
You successfully sold 1 Junk for ⏣ 720
Pls sell junk
You successfully sold 1 Junk for ⏣ 720
This event has expired.
SOMEONE JUST POSTED AN IDEA ON REDDIT!
Try their game!
I just chose a secret number between 1 and 100.
Is the secret number higher or lower than 55.
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
Pls sell rarefish
you don't own this item lol
Pls inv
Coin Bomb ─ 2
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Daily Box ─ 6
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Duck ─ 2
ID duck ─ Sellable
Exotic Fish ─ 2
ID exoticfish ─ Sellable
You can't use this item :thinking:
Tip: Our rules are on our website. Are you following them? https://dankmemer.lol/rules
Pls sell exotic fish
You successfully sold 1 Exotic Fish for ⏣ 18,000
Pls work
@strange blaze You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour
@strange blaze Congratulations, you are now working as a House Wife!
You're required to work at least 2 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 12,000 per hour.
Pls work
@strange blaze What color was next to the word wife?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 4,000 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls daily
⏣ 27,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
9 hours, 35 minutes and 37 seconds
Pls work
@odd eagle You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Veterinarian
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 31000 per hour
Pharmacist
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 32000 per hour
Lawyer
Hours Required Per Day: 7 — Salary: ⏣ 35000 per hour
Doctor
Hours Required Per Day: 7 — Salary: ⏣ 40000 per hour
Scientist
Hours Required Per Day: 7 — Salary: ⏣ 42000 per hour
Pls work lawyer
@odd eagle Congratulations, you are now working as a Lawyer!
You're required to work at least 7 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 35,000 per hour.
Pls work
@odd eagle What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 35,000 for an hour of work.
Pls work
This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!
@zealous halo You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Tip: Go earn a sick reward by voting here: https://top.gg/bot/memes/vote
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour
pls work
@odd eagle Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 35,000 for an hour of work.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
pls search
pls dep all
⏣ 1,050 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 18,230.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 14,772
Bank: ⏣ 18,230 / 18,230 (100.0%)
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,034 in your pocket, now it's in your wallet.
pls dep all
⏣ 420 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 18,650.
pls buy fishing pole
Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 44s)
Coin Bomb ─ ⏣ 18,600 (38% OFF!)
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up. Dispenses anywhere from ⏣ 2,000 - ⏣ 15,000 for other people on the server to pick up in chat. Basically used to get people active in chat and share some coins!
Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.
Pink Phallic Object (0) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (0) — ⏣ 4,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 59m)
Coin Bomb ─ ⏣ 18,600 (38% OFF!)
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up. Dispenses anywhere from ⏣ 2,000 - ⏣ 15,000 for other people on the server to pick up in chat. Basically used to get people active in chat and share some coins!
Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple (0) — ⏣ 8,000
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine (0) — ⏣ 9,500
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!
Alcohol (1) — ⏣ 12,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 59m)
Coin Bomb ─ ⏣ 18,600 (38% OFF!)
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up. Dispenses anywhere from ⏣ 2,000 - ⏣ 15,000 for other people on the server to pick up in chat. Basically used to get people active in chat and share some coins!
Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!
Shovel (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!
Fishing Pole (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!
Hunting Rifle (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!
Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 18,600
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 16,386
Bank: ⏣ 18,650 / 18,650 (100.0%)
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 66,386
Bank: ⏣ 18,650 / 18,650 (100.0%)
pls bal
Tip: You can purchase lootboxes to support development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot
Help us stay mostly free to play!
Wallet: ⏣ 116,386
Bank: ⏣ 18,650 / 18,650 (100.0%)
pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
pls bal
Tip: Are you rich and want to preserve your life? Try a Life Saver from the shop!
Wallet: ⏣ 116,386
Bank: ⏣ 18,650 / 18,650 (100.0%)
pls vote
pls work
@strange bough You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour
pls buy fishing pole
@strange bough bought 1 Fishing Pole
and paid ⏣ 25,000
pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 91,386
Bank: ⏣ 18,650 / 18,860 (98.9%)
pls shop pet
pls buy pet
Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!
pls fish
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
pls search
You found ⏣ 3,137, why are you in your crawl space?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Ant!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk
!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Worms
!
pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,665, but its covered in old gum...
pls dig
You can run this command again in 20 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Rabbit
!
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 49m)
Coin Bomb ─ ⏣ 18,600 (38% OFF!)
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up. Dispenses anywhere from ⏣ 2,000 - ⏣ 15,000 for other people on the server to pick up in chat. Basically used to get people active in chat and share some coins!
Pepe Trophy (0) — ⏣ 50,000,000
A trophy to flex how rich you are! You are rich enough to afford this... right?
Pepe Crown (0) — ⏣ 250,000,000
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved crowns. At least until another expensive item comes along LOL.
pls dep all
⏣ 2,100 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 20,750.
pls buy pet
Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!
Fill out our semi-annual survey for a chance to win some BIG prizes! (Including $100 giftcards, blob currency items, and more!)
animals
See a multitude of animals from various subreddits
aww
See some random cute things
ducc
Quack quack!
ferret
Ferrets are pretty DAMN cute
foxxy
See some foxes!
goosey
See some cute goosies!
hootyboi
a command to see owls?
hoppyboi
See some cute bunnies!
pls animals
pls aww
pls snek
uh oh...
There was a problem with the snek command, if this happens for more than a few hours please join our server to report this error (https://discord.gg/meme)
pls beg
pls crime
This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a crime to commit from the list, and you have a chance to win big! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die!
Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 5,097 to go outside! Score!
pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Landmines
!
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
pls search
pls highlow
This command is used to grind for coins!
The bot picks a winning number and a random starting number. You have to choose if the hidden winning number is higher or lower than your random starting number. Choose jackpot if you think it's the SAME number!
Too slow!
Your hint was 76 and the hidden number was 83.
pls highlow
You lost!
Your hint was 26. The hidden number was 4.
pls highlow
You can run this command again in 23 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!
pls search
pls dep all
⏣ 1,890 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 22,640.
pls buy pet
Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!
pls bal
Tip: An apple a day can keep the loot goblins away! Eating an apple will prevent you from losing items when you die for the next 24 hours!
Wallet: ⏣ 104,708
Bank: ⏣ 22,640 / 22,640 (100.0%)
pls itemlb
This command will show you who has the most of whatever item you search for! Example usage is pls itemlb cookie!
what are you thinking tbh that item doesn't exist
Use ring item to propose to someone!
Marriage level increases every week.
Depending on the level, there are different benefits/downsides to it:
Level 0: The chance that your partner dies with you is equal to 5%
Level 1: ???
Level 2: ???
Level 3: ???
Level 10: ???
Level 20: ???
Level 30: ???
Level 52: ???
Level 69: ???
pls monthly
This command gives you a large sum of coins once per month!
⏣ 150,000 was placed in your wallet.
You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
pls pet
This command allows you to buy and take care of your very own virtual pet!
Take care of it regularly to prevent it from running away!
You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 254,708
Bank: ⏣ 22,640 / 22,640 (100.0%)
pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
pls pet
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
23h and 59m until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
1d and 23h until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
23h and 59m until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
5h and 59m until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (99 / 100)
Level 0
Awww! You bought a cute little Panda Bear!
What name do you want to give to your panda bear? Enter a name in chat now!
You didn't give a valid response, so your panda bear currently has no name. You can rename them at any time!




(100%)
23h and 57m until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
23h and 57m until empty




(99%)
5h and 57m until empty




(100%)




(99 / 100)
Level 0
You hug your panda bear, aw.
Pls work
@cursive lotus What color was next to the word office?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
Pls bj all
Pls daily
⏣ 34,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
22 hours, 5 minutes and 16 seconds
You won ⏣ 42,518
Percent Won: 125%
New Balance: ⏣ 76,518
Rolled 9
Rolled 7
Pls bj all
Pls daily
⏣ 27,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 55 minutes and 22 seconds
Pls work
Work for Lawyer - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 35,000 for an hour of work.
Pls vote
Pls use bank note
You have 6 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
6
You turn 6 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 82,587 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 658,011 in total bank space, with 589,971 (89.7%) being expanded storage
Pls dep max
⏣ 142,562 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 658,011.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 283,190
Bank: ⏣ 658,011 / 658,011 (100.0%)
Pls use landmine
You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 24 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.
Pls daily
⏣ 26,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 51 minutes and 59 seconds
Pls work
Work for Discord Mod - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,000 for an hour of work.
Pls search
You found ⏣ 530, now you can do some laundry!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 3 Common Fishs
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls beg
Pls pm
Pls meme
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls bet 5000
You won ⏣ 833
Percent Won: 17%
New Balance: ⏣ 322,836
Rolled 6
Rolled 5
Pls pet




(86%)
13h and 44m until empty




(86%)
10h and 18m until empty




(31%)
7h and 20m until empty




(96%)
7h and 42m until empty




(75%)




(76 / 100)
Level 1
You paid ⏣ 7 to take Surya to the art gallery
@minor pollen Surya leveled up! 0 → 1
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
@minor pollen Click the buttons in correct order!
Pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 4d, 15h and 17m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
Pls daily
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 19 minutes and 1 second
Pls bj all
Pls work
@tawdry juniper What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.
Pls bet all
You won ⏣ 11,245
Percent Won: 94%
New Balance: ⏣ 23,245
Rolled 12
Rolled 3
Pls bj all
pls work
@dapper epoch What color was next to the word links?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 6,020 for a sub-par hour of work.

@strange bough You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
pls vote
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Rare Fishs
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,920, DID YOU JUST ROB THAT BANK WTF
pls crime
You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 2,846. Nice!
pls dep all
⏣ 1,155 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 23,795.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 59,319
Bank: ⏣ 23,795 / 23,795 (100.0%)
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ant
!
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Junk
!
pls search
pls dep all
⏣ 1,470 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 25,265.




(86%)
20h and 38m until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(74%)
17h and 45m until empty




(100%)
5h and 59m until empty




(90%)




(46 / 100)
Level 1
You and your panda bear took a nice nap.
@strange bough your panda bear leveled up! 0 → 1
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
@strange bough What color was next to the word bear?
pls pet




(86%)
20h and 36m until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
23h and 59m until empty




(99%)
5h and 57m until empty




(96%)




(61 / 100)
Level 1
You started sharpening some knives with your panda bear 😳
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
@strange bough What color was next to the word panda?
Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 4,040 to go outside! Score!
pls vote
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,544, why were you even looking in a tree?
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Seaweeds
!
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 4m)
Landmine ─ ⏣ 7,505 (21% OFF!)
If someone tries to steal from you there's a 50% chance they will die from blowing up. Lasts 24 hours.
Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.
Pink Phallic Object (0) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (1) — ⏣ 4,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
pls buy Laptop
@strange bough bought 1 Laptop
and paid ⏣ 5,000
⏣ 25,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
20 hours, 2 minutes and 57 seconds
pls 4k
This command is for our super awesome patrons. You can find more information by using pls donate if you are interested.
pls donate
Tip: Want to add the bot to another server? Here's the invite link: https://invite.dankmemer.lol/
Help fund Dank Memer to keep it alive and performing well, as well as earning some exclusive perks!
Patreon - Monthly support
Read about all the possible perks and remember to link your discord account on patreon.
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,380, DID YOU JUST ROB THAT BANK WTF
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Junks
!
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Seaweeds
!
pls dep all
⏣ 4,305 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 29,570.
pls pm
This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose which meme from the list to post to the fake internet, and in return people will pay you (or break your laptop) based on how much they enjoy the meme. This command requires a laptop in your inventory to work!
pls meme
pls withdraw max
This command allows you to withdraw money from the bank into your pocket! Check your balance with pls balance.
@strange bough ⏣ 29,570 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 121,959
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 29,570 (0.0%)
pls dep max
⏣ 29,570 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 29,570.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 92,389
Bank: ⏣ 29,570 / 29,570 (100.0%)
pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
pls vote
pls crime
You called Bo Burnham and told him a joke. You're really joking at a time like this?
pls beg
pls 4k
This command is for our super awesome patrons. You can find more information by using pls donate if you are interested.
pls dep max
⏣ 525 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 30,095.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 192,568
Bank: ⏣ 30,095 / 30,095 (100.0%)
pls pet




(85%)
20h and 25m until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(99%)
23h and 48m until empty




(96%)
5h and 46m until empty




(95%)




(61 / 100)
Level 1
pls crime
Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 4,488 to go outside! Score!
pls dep all
⏣ 525 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 30,620.
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 52m)
Landmine ─ ⏣ 3,800 (60% OFF!)
If someone tries to steal from you there's a 50% chance they will die from blowing up. Lasts 24 hours.
Apple (0) — ⏣ 8,000
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Alcohol (1) — ⏣ 12,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!
Fidget Spinner (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!
Life Saver (0) — ⏣ 30,000
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!
pls pm
If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 22 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls pet
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2High::Bar3Empty: (85%)
20h and 21m until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Mid: (99%)
1d and 23h until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Mid: (99%)
23h and 45m until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Mid: (95%)
5h and 42m until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Mid: (95%)
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2High::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty: (61 / 100)
Level 1
pls pet
What name do you want to give to your panda bear? Enter a name in chat now!
You didn't give a valid response, try better next time!
pls pet




(85%)
20h and 19m until empty




(99%)
1d and 23h until empty




(99%)
23h and 42m until empty




(94%)
5h and 39m until empty




(94%)




(61 / 100)
Level 1
What name do you want to give to your panda bear? Enter a name in chat now!
Arjun Reddy✨🇮🇳
Pls work
@minor pollen What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,000 for an hour of work.
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,916, congrats on risking your life and profiting from it.
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Rare Pepe!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls beg
Pls bj 4999
Pls inv
Shovel ─ 4
ID shovel ─ Tool
Skunk ─ 14
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Fidget Spinner ─ 1
ID spinner ─ Power-up
Worm ─ 5
ID worm ─ Sellable
Pls meme
Pls pm
pls pm
oi you need to buy a laptop in the shop to post memes
pls buy laptop
@strange bough bought 1 Laptop
and paid ⏣ 5,000
pls pm
pls inv
This command is used to show you what items you own!
It also shows the item type, which is important information to tell you what you can do with it.
Sellable - This is for selling to the shop with pls sell.
Collectable - This is to collect and flex on your friends!
Tool - This is either usable with pls use or used to unlock a command such as a fishing pole for pls fish.
Powerup - This is generally used to give you some sort of advantage while grinding!
Tradeable - This type of item is used to trade into the bot for other items!
Loot box - This is a lootbox to open and get a chance at some sweet rewards!
Item Pack - This is an item type only for newer players to get a head start in the game!
Daily Box ─ 4
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Junk ─ 10
ID junk ─ Sellable
Ladybug ─ 1
ID ladybug ─ Sellable
pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 46 minutes and 51 seconds
pls use daily
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Tip: Are you rich and want to preserve your life? Try a Life Saver from the shop!
pls inv
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Purple Phallic Object ─ 1
ID purplephallicobject ─ Collectable
Rabbit ─ 1
ID rabbit ─ Sellable
Rare Fish ─ 2
ID rarefish ─ Sellable
Seaweed ─ 4
ID seaweed ─ Sellable
pls use newplayerpack
Pack Contents for @strange bough
1
Meme Box
1
Life Saver
1
Fishing Pole
1
Laptop
1
Cell Phone
1
Hunting Rifle
1
Shovel
pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 875,290
Bank: ⏣ 30,620 / 30,620 (100.0%)
pls use cell phone
@strange bough memePhone -- What do you want to do?
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
r ■ Report someone for breaking rules
f ■ Send bot feedback
e ■ Exit
Coins
Fresh Bread"
⏣ 39,782
Orange Phallic Object
Chill Pill