#🏝️〢dank-memer
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Wallet: ⏣ 31,654
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 6,195 (0.0%)
pls dep all
⏣ 6,195 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 6,195.
pls bal
Tip: By enabling passive mode 'pls settings passive true' you wont get robbed, but you wont be able to share coins or gift items with anyone
Wallet: ⏣ 25,459
Bank: ⏣ 6,195 / 6,195 (100.0%)
pls bj 10000
pls bj all
pls bj all
pls dep 1000
You can only hold ⏣ 6,615 in your bank right now. To hold more, use currency commands and level up more.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 60,752
Bank: ⏣ 6,195 / 6,615 (93.7%)
pls dep all
⏣ 420 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 6,615.
Pls bal
This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)
Tip: Scared of sending the wrong things to someone? Enable confirmations in pls settings!
Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 60,332
Bank: ⏣ 6,615 / 6,615 (100.0%)
Pls dep all
Deposit is used to move money from your pocket to your bank account. You can check your balance with the balance command. You cannot deposit more than your max bank space.
⏣ 5,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,000.
pls bj 30000
pls dep 12000
You can only hold ⏣ 6,825 in your bank right now. To hold more, use currency commands and level up more.
Pls bj 2000
A fan favorite gambling command, play blackjack against the dealer to win some money!
If you are new to blackjack, you should learn how to play first! Our game is not a standard game, as we're missing some key components such as doubling down and splitting, but we've made it as simple as possible to learn!
You have no coins in your wallet to gamble with lol.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 90,764
Bank: ⏣ 6,615 / 6,825 (96.9%)
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 5,000 / 5,000 (100.0%)
pls bj 22222
Wallet: ⏣ 68,542
Bank: ⏣ 6,615 / 7,035 (94.0%)
pls bj 30000
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 87,340
Bank: ⏣ 6,615 / 7,035 (94.0%)
pls bj 7000
@stone bane ala adali akka
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 80,340
Bank: ⏣ 6,615 / 7,245 (91.3%)
pls dep max
⏣ 840 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 7,455.
pls dep max
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
Pls bal
Tip: Buying a Cell Phone from the shop can yield all kinds of possibilities, including calling in sick for work and stopping bank robbers!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 5,000 / 5,000 (100.0%)
Pls bj 500
A fan favorite gambling command, play blackjack against the dealer to win some money!
If you are new to blackjack, you should learn how to play first! Our game is not a standard game, as we're missing some key components such as doubling down and splitting, but we've made it as simple as possible to learn!
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 121,795
Bank: ⏣ 7,455 / 7,455 (100.0%)
Pls bj 10000
Pls bj all
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls bj all
Work for Babysitter - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,500 for an hour of work.
Pls meme
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You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Coin Bomb
!
Pls work
@cursive lotus What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
Pls bj all
pls work
Work for YouTuber - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 16,000 for an hour of work.
pls dep all
⏣ 16,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,509,334.
pls bal MBG • KVK 👑#1119
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 5,367,362 / 9,854,899 (54.5%)
pls bal @kindred void
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,509,334
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,389,155 / 1,394,365 (99.6%)
Pls work
@odd eagle What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 28,138 for an hour of work.
Pls daily
⏣ 26,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
9 hours, 39 minutes and 31 seconds
Pls vote
Pls Daily
⏣ 25,750 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
9 hours, 38 minutes and 42 seconds
Pls job
Work for Manager - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
Pls scout
You found ⏣ 199 in your dirty nasty sink, do your damn dishes!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls work
Pls buy Lucky Horseshoe
You were fired from your position as a Fast Food Cook.
You were messing up too much at your job. You weren't completing tasks correctly and your boss was tired of it.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 6 hours before you can find another job.
@formal bone bought 1 Lucky Horseshoe
and paid ⏣ 25,000
Pls use Lucky Horseshoe
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
Pls work list
Pls se max
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 1,451,469
Pls work fast food cook
@winter aurora You were recently fired from your job, so nobody wants to hire you right now.
You can look for another job in 5 hours, 59 minutes and 36 seconds
Pls gamble max
Tie! You lost nothing!
You have ⏣ 1,451,469.
Rolled 11 
Rolled 11
Pls se max

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 1,201,469
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls sell skunk max
You successfully sold 1 Skunk for ⏣ 3,375
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,280, why are you in your crawl space?
Pls pm
oi you need to buy a laptop in the shop to post memes
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk
! 
Pls sell Skunk max
You successfully sold 2 Skunks for ⏣ 2,500
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Fishing Poles
!
Pls scout
You found ⏣ 490, why was this in your washer lmfao? 
Pls crime
Pls sell fishing pole 2
You murdered a random stranger in a dark alley. There was ⏣ 1,116 in his wallet! Was it worth it? 
You successfully sold 1 Fishing Pole for ⏣ 2,500
Pls inv
Common Fish ─ 2
ID fish ─ Sellable
Fishing Pole ─ 3
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 7
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Landmine ─ 10
ID landmine ─ Tool
Pls pm
Pls use Daily Box
You don't own this item??
Pls use daily
Pls vote
Pls use daily
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Pls vote
Pls use kno
You have 3 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
3
You turn 3 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 45,093 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 1,440,403 in total bank space, with 1,316,188 (91.4%) being expanded storage
Pls dep max
⏣ 51,248 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,440,403.
Pls buy laptop
@winter aurora bought 1 Laptop
and paid ⏣ 5,000
Pls pm
Pls use Daily Box
Pls use Bank note
You have 6 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
Pls sell common fish max
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish for ⏣ 2,213
6
You turn 6 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 108,758 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 3,752,315 in total bank space, with 3,345,230 (89.2%) being expanded storage
Pls dep max
⏣ 110,018 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,752,315.
Pls inv
Common Fish ─ 1
ID fish ─ Sellable
Fishing Pole ─ 3
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 7
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Landmine ─ 10
ID landmine ─ Tool
Pls se max

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 1,007,674
Pls gamble max
You lost ⏣ 250,000
New Balance: ⏣ 757,674
Rolled 8 
Rolled 12
This event has expired.
YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS UNDER ATTACK FROM COVID-19!
Quick, disinfect your surroundings to defeat it!
Attack the boss by clicking disinfect
:rage:
8 hits — 0/150 HP
Pls sell common fish max
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish for ⏣ 2,213
Aditya⃝⃝ gained ⏣ 4,857 and 1
Cell Phone
MBG • NOBRU obtained ⏣ 3,831 and 1
Alcohol
Pls sell cell phone
You successfully sold 1 Cell Phone for ⏣ 350
Pls use alcohol
Pls scout
Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item?
You searched through your dms and found ⏣ 316 
You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Boar
!
Pls sell boar max
You successfully sold 1 Boar for ⏣ 11,800
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls daily
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
9 hours, 32 minutes and 48 seconds
Pls monthly
⏣ 150,000 was placed in your wallet.
You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object
!
Pls sell skunk max
You successfully sold 1 Skunk for ⏣ 3,563
Pls pm
Pls search
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object
!
Pls pm
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls sell skunk max
You successfully sold 1 Skunk for ⏣ 3,563
Pls pm
Pls search
You found ⏣ 605, now you can do some laundry!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls dig
You can run this command again in 22 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls inv
Purple Phallic Object ─ 3
ID purplephallicobject ─ Collectable
Rare Fish ─ 9
ID rarefish ─ Sellable
Box of Sand ─ 25
ID sand ─ Tool
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Fidget Spinner ─ 2
ID spinner ─ Power-up
Pls use daily
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Pls sell rare fish max
@winter aurora You cannot sell collectables, you can collect or trade them!
Pls sell rarefish max
You successfully sold 9 Rare Fishs for ⏣ 64,125
Pls inv
Fishing Pole ─ 3
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 7
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Landmine ─ 10
ID landmine ─ Tool
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
Pls sell fishing pole 2
You successfully sold 1 Fishing Pole for ⏣ 2,500
Pls sell fishing pole
Tip: Sell high worth items that you don't want to use, to other players. Dank memer will give you very little for those banknotes, but the trading community may pay more!
You successfully sold 1 Fishing Pole for ⏣ 2,500
Pls lottery
You tryna buy a lottery ticket for ⏣ 5000? There's a winner every hour!
Winner drawn every hour!
To see who wins, visit this server
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 74,145
Bank: ⏣ 1,440,403 / 1,446,073 (99.6%)
Pls dep max
⏣ 5,670 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,446,073.
Pls bal
Tip: Some users use abbreviations for item names. A few common examples are tidepod -> pod, pepe trophy -> pepet, and bank note -> kno. There's a ton more too!
Wallet: ⏣ 75,000
Bank: ⏣ 1,446,073 / 1,446,283 (100.0%)
pls work
@odd eagle What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 28,138 for an hour of work.
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Pls work
@cursive lotus What color was next to the word office?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
Pls bj all
Pls bet all
You lost ⏣ 46,205
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 5
Rolled 6
pls work
@odd eagle Click the buttons in correct order!
@odd eagle OH NO!
Your pet felt terrible about being neglected. It ran away to find a better owner. You now have no pet.
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 28,138 for an hour of work.
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Worms
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Junks
!
pls beg
pls pm
pls search
You searched through your dms and found ⏣ 257
pls meme
pls use banknote
You have 3 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
3
You turn 3 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 49,169 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 3,178,910 in total bank space, with 2,876,510 (90.5%) being expanded storage
pls dep max
⏣ 50,009 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,178,910.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 895,127
Bank: ⏣ 3,178,910 / 3,178,910 (100.0%)
Pls dig
This command is used to grind for random items.
You have chance to dig DEEP into the dirt and find some really cool stuff! Sometimes you will encounter a mini-game that could have negative effects if lost but great rewards if won!
You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.
Pls pm
This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose which meme from the list to post to the fake internet, and in return people will pay you (or break your laptop) based on how much they enjoy the meme. This command requires a laptop in your inventory to work!
oi you need to buy a laptop in the shop to post memes
Pls shop
This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 42m)
Fidget Spinner ─ ⏣ 19,500 (22% OFF!)
Spin your fidget spinner, and gain anywhere from a 5% to a 40% multiplier boost for 10 minutes depending on how long your fidget spinner spins for.
Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.
Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.
Pink Phallic Object (0) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (0) — ⏣ 4,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Pls bal
Tip: Commands like 'pls search' or 'pls hunt' are great for earning extra cash! But be careful, there's a small chance you could die.
Wallet: ⏣ 4,500
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,210 (0.0%)
Pls search
This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a place from the list to search in, and you have a chance to win coins and some fun items! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die! Rewards are specific to the location, so some have different risks/rewards!
You found ⏣ 2,676, now this poor old lady can't get her medicine. Are you proud?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Golden Phallic Object!
Pls dep max
Deposit is used to move money from your pocket to your bank account. You can check your balance with the balance command. You cannot deposit more than your max bank space.
⏣ 5,210 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,210.
Pls search
You found ⏣ 3,142, congrats on risking your life and profiting from it.
Pls dep max
⏣ 210 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,420.
This event has expired.
THEY'VE GOT AIRPODS!
They can't hear us! We need to let them know they look like a jerk wearing those!
Attack the boss by clicking jerk
:rage:
14 hits — 0/50 HP
MBG•FROSTY™ got ⏣ 4,160 and 1
Alcohol
Pls dep max
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 33m)
Fidget Spinner ─ ⏣ 19,500 (22% OFF!)
Spin your fidget spinner, and gain anywhere from a 5% to a 40% multiplier boost for 10 minutes depending on how long your fidget spinner spins for.
Hunting Rifle (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!
Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
Life Saver (0) — ⏣ 30,000
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!
Tidepod (0) — ⏣ 30,000
Risking your life for a multiplier? Sounds great!
Robbers Wishlist (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!
Pls work
@minor pollen You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour
Pls bet 1000
This command is for gambling coins from your pocket.
You place a bet and then roll a dice against the bot. Whoever has the higher roll wins!
This command is affected by a multiplier as well.
You won ⏣ 1,297
Percent Won: 130%
New Balance: ⏣ 10,355
Rolled 12
Rolled 1
Pls dep max
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
Pls use bank note
You don't own this item??
Pls search
You found ⏣ 2,028 in your pocket, now it's in your wallet.
Pls daily
Tip: Shredded Cheese item boosts your xp multiplier which makes you gain xp a lot faster!
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
23 hours, 32 minutes and 30 seconds
Pls work
Work for House Wife - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.
You found a Used Diaper 
pls bj all
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @icy pine. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 6529! 10000 + ⏣ 6529 an hour
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 2,021
Bank: ⏣ 1,021,782 / 1,122,097 (91.1%)
Pls dep max
⏣ 2,021 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,023,803.
Pls daily
⏣ 26,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 37 minutes and 10 seconds
Pls work
@odd eagle Click the buttons in correct order!
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't manage to click buttons in order.
You were given ⏣ 9,379 for a sub-par hour of work.

Pls work
@cursive lotus What color was next to the word rich?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 8,667 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls bj all
Pls daily
⏣ 33,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 4 minutes and 37 seconds
Pls bet all
You won ⏣ 35,640
Percent Won: 108%
New Balance: ⏣ 68,640
Rolled 9
Rolled 7
Pls bj all
Pls work
@serene linden Click the buttons in correct order!
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 4,000 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 212,869
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 33,035 (0.0%)
Pls pet




(85%)
1d and 16h until empty




(89%)
1d and 18h until empty




(4%)
1h and 54m until empty




(97%)
11h and 39m until empty




(69%)




(13 / 100)
Level 2
you spent ⏣ 88 on a big mac for Katre pillai
You failed the mini-game so you had less fun overall with your pet and didn't earn any XP :cry:
Which country is the Taedong River in?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Geography
@serene linden Katre pillai leveled up! 1 → 2
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Pls search
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Junks
!
Pls inventory
Junk ─ 3
ID junk ─ Sellable
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
Life Saver ─ 1
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Padlock ─ 2
ID padlock ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Pls sell junk
You successfully sold 1 Junk for ⏣ 710
Pls sell junk
You successfully sold 1 Junk for ⏣ 710
Pls sell junk
You successfully sold 1 Junk for ⏣ 710
Pls inventory
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
Life Saver ─ 1
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Padlock ─ 2
ID padlock ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
pls search
Guess you didn't want to search anywhere
pls search
You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 6 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,764, did you just steal from your uber driver?
pls work
@finite isle What color was next to the word mommy?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 4,120 for a sub-par hour of work.
@formal bone What color was next to the word planning?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
Pls daily
⏣ 26,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
19 hours, 24 minutes and 18 seconds
Pls use Daily Box
Pls sell Rare Fishs 3
@formal bone You cannot sell collectables, you can collect or trade them!
Pls sell Rare Fish
@formal bone You cannot sell collectables, you can collect or trade them!
Pls sell Rare Fish
@formal bone You cannot sell collectables, you can collect or trade them!
Pls sell 3 Rare Fish
You successfully sold 1 Rare Fish for ⏣ 2,500
Pls sell 3 Rare Fish
You successfully sold 1 Rare Fish for ⏣ 2,500
Pls sell 3 Rare Fish
You successfully sold 1 Rare Fish for ⏣ 2,500
You have 6 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
You turn 6 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 73,614 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 3,827,609 in total bank space, with 3,418,844 (89.3%) being expanded storage
uh oh...
There was a problem with the deposit command, if this happens for more than a few hours please join our server to report this error (https://discord.gg/meme)
Pls search
You searched through your dms and found ⏣ 248
pls work
Work for Discord Mod - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,062 for an hour of work.
pls dep max
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
16 hours, 58 minutes and 27 seconds
Pls work
@odd eagle Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 28,138 for an hour of work.
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Landmines
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Fishing Poles
!
Pls beg
Pls pm
Pls search
You found ⏣ 360, so this is what you've been doing at night?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Blue Phallic Object!
Pls meme
Pls use banknote
You don't own this item??
Tip: Bored? Try prestiging for some buffs and to start over!
Pls vote
pls inv
Aetheryx' Flower ─ 1
ID aetheryxflower ─ Collectable
Alcohol ─ 10
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Ant ─ 1
ID ant ─ Sellable
Apple ─ 7
ID apple ─ Power-up
Baby ─ 1
ID baby ─ Collectable
pls work
@odd eagle What color was next to the word pro?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 28,138 for an hour of work.
pls vote
Pls work
@formal bone What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
Pls use Daily Box
Pls use Coin Bomb
@formal bone Hey you're in passive mode. If you wanna throw coins bombs at poor people, turn that off!
pls bal @formal bone
Wallet: ⏣ 1,000,349
Bank: ⏣ 3,827,609
pls inv
Aetheryx' Flower ─ 1
ID aetheryxflower ─ Collectable
Alcohol ─ 10
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Ant ─ 1
ID ant ─ Sellable
Apple ─ 7
ID apple ─ Power-up
Baby ─ 1
ID baby ─ Collectable
Pls vote
Pls use bank notes
You have 6 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
6
You turn 6 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 110,313 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 115,943 in total bank space, with 115,313 (99.5%) being expanded storage
Pls dep max
⏣ 110,523 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 115,943.
Pls use daily box
Pls work
@minor pollen You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour
Pls search
You found ⏣ 2,231, DID YOU JUST ROB THAT BANK WTF
Pls daily
This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
13 hours, 13 minutes and 13 seconds
Pls search
The old lady was actually me in disguise, I KNEW you were coming and I MURDERED YOU for trying to steal from me.
Pls inv
This command is used to show you what items you own!
It also shows the item type, which is important information to tell you what you can do with it.
Sellable - This is for selling to the shop with pls sell.
Collectable - This is to collect and flex on your friends!
Tool - This is either usable with pls use or used to unlock a command such as a fishing pole for pls fish.
Powerup - This is generally used to give you some sort of advantage while grinding!
Tradeable - This type of item is used to trade into the bot for other items!
Loot box - This is a lootbox to open and get a chance at some sweet rewards!
Item Pack - This is an item type only for newer players to get a head start in the game!
Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Daily Box ─ 1
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Golden Phallic Object ─ 1
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable
Life Saver ─ 1
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
New Player Pack ─ 1
ID newplayerpack ─ Item Pack
Pls use item pack
Pack Contents for @minor pollen
1
Meme Box
1
Life Saver
1
Fishing Pole
1
Laptop
1
Cell Phone
1
Hunting Rifle
1
Shovel
Pls inv
Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Daily Box ─ 1
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Golden Phallic Object ─ 1
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Pls fish
This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a fishing pole from the shop with the buy command, then you can go fishing! There is also a chance to lose your fishing pole if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger fish!
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Junk
!
Pls hunt
This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a hunting rifle from the shop with the buy command then then you can go hunting! There is also a chance to lose or even die if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger animals!
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Duck
!
Pls sell duck
Use this command to sell some of your items back to the bot. Different item types have different sale values. You can see what something could sell for with pls shop <item name>.
You successfully sold 1 Duck for ⏣ 7,350
Pls dep max
⏣ 1,890 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 117,833.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 123,482
Bank: ⏣ 117,833 / 117,833 (100.0%)
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 6m)
Laptop ─ ⏣ 2,250 (55% OFF!)
Use the laptop to post memes using the postmemes command, which can either get you bad or good reviews. Depending on the review, you could earn some cash!
Laptop (1) — ⏣ 2,250
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple (0) — ⏣ 8,000
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine (0) — ⏣ 9,500
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 2,218, hope Mel didn't notice you took it...
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Seaweeds
!
Pls sell junk
You successfully sold 1 Junk for ⏣ 840
Pls search
You found ⏣ 2,189, in addition you smell terrible. Pick a better smelling dumpster next time lmao.
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Fresh Bread!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls inv
Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Fresh Bread ─ 1
ID bread ─ Sellable
Daily Box ─ 1
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Golden Phallic Object ─ 1
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable
Pls use daily box
This event has expired.
TRIVIA NIGHT
Let's see who's the smartest person here!
Which of the following pitchers was named National League Rookie of the Year for the 2013 season?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Sports
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
Pls inv
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
Life Saver ─ 2
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool
Pls use meme box
Pls use laptop
You can't use this item :thinking:
Pls inv
Seaweed ─ 2
ID seaweed ─ Sellable
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Pls sell seaweed
You successfully sold 1 Seaweed for ⏣ 1,050
Pls pet
This command allows you to buy and take care of your very own virtual pet!
Take care of it regularly to prevent it from running away!




(100%)
11h and 59m until empty




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15h and 59m until empty




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11h and 59m until empty




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7h and 58m until empty




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(99 / 100)
Level 0
You hug Riva, aw.
Awww! You bought a cute little Dog!
What name do you want to give to your dog? Enter a name in chat now!
You lost ⏣ 500
New Balance: ⏣ 642,911
Rolled 3
Rolled 6
Pls bet 499
Tie! You lost nothing!
You have ⏣ 642,911.
Rolled 10
Rolled 10
Pls dep max
⏣ 1,890 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 119,723.
Pls bet 1000
You lost ⏣ 1,000
New Balance: ⏣ 640,021
Rolled 3
Rolled 7
Pls bet 2000
You won ⏣ 2,990
Percent Won: 150%
New Balance: ⏣ 643,011
Rolled 12
Rolled 1
Pls bet 1500
You won ⏣ 611
Percent Won: 41%
New Balance: ⏣ 643,622
Rolled 12
Rolled 4
Pls dep max
⏣ 315 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 120,038.
Pls bj 500
Pls bet 1000
You won ⏣ 1,299
Percent Won: 130%
New Balance: ⏣ 644,106
Rolled 10
Rolled 8
Pls bet 1500
You won ⏣ 1,549
Percent Won: 103%
New Balance: ⏣ 645,655
Rolled 7
Rolled 6
Pls dep max
⏣ 315 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 120,353.
Pls bal
Tip: You can hide from the item leaderboard or game leaderboard with the "Hide Public" setting!
Wallet: ⏣ 645,340
Bank: ⏣ 120,353 / 120,353 (100.0%)
Deposit is used to move money from your pocket to your bank account. You can check your balance with the balance command. You cannot deposit more than your max bank space.
⏣ 5,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,000.
Pls bet 1500
This command is for gambling coins from your pocket.
You place a bet and then roll a dice against the bot. Whoever has the higher roll wins!
This command is affected by a multiplier as well.
@dusky tinsel You have no coins in your wallet to gamble with lol.
Pls bet 500
@dusky tinsel You have no coins in your wallet to gamble with lol.
Pls bet 50
@dusky tinsel You have no coins in your wallet to gamble with lol.
pls work
@odd eagle What color was next to the word fps?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 28,138 for an hour of work.
Pls work
@cursive lotus Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
Pls bj qll
You have to bet actual coins, dont try to break me.
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Manager
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 26000 per hour
Developer
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 27000 per hour
Day Trader
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 28000 per hour
Santa Claus
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 29000 per hour
Politician
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 30000 per hour
Pls bj all
Pls daily
⏣ 25,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
11 hours, 34 minutes and 30 seconds
Pls dep max
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
Pls work
@sly cedar What was the emoji?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you selected the wrong emoji.
You were given ⏣ 3,333 for a sub-par hour of work.
pls work
@odd eagle What color was next to the word zone?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 28,138 for an hour of work.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 120,353 / 120,353 (100.0%)
Pls with 500
This command allows you to withdraw money from the bank into your pocket! Check your balance with pls balance.
@minor pollen ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 119,853.
Pls bet all
You lost ⏣ 500
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 4
Rolled 5
Pls with 1000
@minor pollen ⏣ 1,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 118,853.
Tip: An apple a day can keep the loot goblins away! Eating an apple will prevent you from losing items when you die for the next 24 hours!
Pls bet all
You won ⏣ 1,432
Percent Won: 143%
New Balance: ⏣ 2,432
Rolled 8
Rolled 7
Pls dep max
⏣ 1,500 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 120,353.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 28,240
Bank: ⏣ 552,119 / 555,269 (99.4%)
Pls dep max
⏣ 3,150 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 555,269.
Mari bro edhi@final rose
Rob Avada ekada?

Pls inv
Daily Box ─ 1
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Common Fish ─ 6
ID fish ─ Sellable
Fishing Pole ─ 4
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Golden Phallic Object ─ 3
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 1
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
Verey commands untayi
Pls use daily
pls work
@odd eagle You need to wait 15m and 20s until you can work again!
Pls work
@sly cedar What color was next to the word hammer?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 3,333 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls work
@sly cedar What was the emoji?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you selected the wrong emoji.
You were given ⏣ 3,333 for a sub-par hour of work.
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls inv PRIT⧋M#3410
Tidepod ─ 12
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Tip Jar ─ 1
ID tipjar ─ Tool
Trash ─ 18
ID trash ─ Sellable
Robbers Wishlist ─ 13
ID wishlist ─ Tool
Worm ─ 232
ID worm ─ Sellable
pls work
@odd eagle What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 28,138 for an hour of work.
Pls inv @odd eagle
Robbers Wishlist ─ 2
ID wishlist ─ Tool
Worm ─ 49
ID worm ─ Sellable
pls inv @elfin sparrow
School Urinal ─ 1
ID urinal ─ Collectable
Pls bal @odd eagle
Wallet: ⏣ 1,122,391
Bank: ⏣ 3,178,910
👍🏻
pls bal @elfin sparrow
Wallet: ⏣ 242,222,222
Bank: ⏣ 0

Pls rich
242m 
Pls audit
Nothing logged yet
Pls bal
This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk
!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Landmine
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
pls beg
pls pm
pls search
The middle aged guy in the van gave you ⏣ 699, this would TOTALLY be the outcome irl too! Very realistic, Dank Memer!
pls meme
Pls work
@cursive lotus What color was next to the word leader?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 8,667 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls bj all
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,903, why was this in your washer lmfao?
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls bj all
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 3,386, luckily you didn't get pricked you prick
Pls bet all
You lost ⏣ 3,386
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 6
Rolled 7
Pls with 10000
@minor pollen ⏣ 10,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 110,563.
Pls bet all
You lost ⏣ 10,000
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 3
Rolled 12
Pls with 10000
@minor pollen ⏣ 10,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 100,563.
Pls bet all
Tie! You lost nothing!
You have ⏣ 10,000.
Rolled 2
Rolled 2
Pls bet all
You won ⏣ 5,124
Percent Won: 51%
New Balance: ⏣ 15,124
Rolled 10
Rolled 2
Pls dep max
⏣ 15,124 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 115,687.
Pls search
You found ⏣ 3,092, did you just steal from your uber driver?
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Stickbug
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls hunt
The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 35 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Duck
!
Pls inv
Stickbug ─ 1
ID stickbug ─ Sellable
Pls pm
Pls beg
This command is used to gain a small amount of coins with no risk!
Begging can net you coins, items, both, or neither!
Pls dep max
⏣ 6,873 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 122,560.
Pls meme
Tip: We get most of our memes from reddit, post to r/dankmemes and get a ton of upvotes to get your meme on the bot!
Pls with 1000
@minor pollen ⏣ 1,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 121,560.
Pls bet all
You lost ⏣ 1,000
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 8
Rolled 9
Pls with 2000
@minor pollen ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 119,560.
Pls bet all
You lost ⏣ 2,000
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 3
Rolled 12
Pls with 4000
@minor pollen ⏣ 4,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 115,560.
Pls bet all
You won ⏣ 5,147
Percent Won: 129%
New Balance: ⏣ 9,147
Rolled 11
Rolled 2
Pls dep max
⏣ 8,678 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 124,238.
Pls work
@cursive lotus You need to wait 11m and 9s until you can work again!
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 469
Bank: ⏣ 124,238 / 124,238 (100.0%)

Pls work
@minor pollen You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Tip: You can purchase lootboxes to support development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot
Help us stay mostly free to play!
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour
Pls work
@minor pollen You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Pls bet all
You won ⏣ 824
Percent Won: 176%
New Balance: ⏣ 1,293
Rolled 10
Rolled 7
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 3m)
Robbers Wishlist ─ ⏣ 39,500 (21% OFF!)
This item when used, gives something similar to pls rich. The difference is, it only shows people who: aren't passive, have over ⏣ 500, do not have a fake ID on. Basically, anyone who is robbable :D
Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.
Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.
Pink Phallic Object (0) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (1) — ⏣ 4,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
pls work
@odd eagle What color was next to the word burst?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 28,138 for an hour of work.
Pls shop padlock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you. This is a one-time use item; once the lock is broken or removed, it won't come back or do anything unless you buy another one. It will not ALWAYS break, but it has a chance to break when someone tries to steal from you.
BUY - ⏣ 4,000
SELL - ⏣ 400
TRADE - 500 - 1k
Pls buy padlock
This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable. There is usually an item for sale too!
your wallet is short on cash, go withdraw some BANK money to make this purchase
Pls with 4000
@minor pollen ⏣ 4,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 120,238.
Pls buy padlock
@minor pollen bought 1 Padlock
and paid ⏣ 4,000
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 1m)
Robbers Wishlist ─ ⏣ 39,500 (21% OFF!)
This item when used, gives something similar to pls rich. The difference is, it only shows people who: aren't passive, have over ⏣ 500, do not have a fake ID on. Basically, anyone who is robbable :D
Alcohol (1) — ⏣ 12,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!
Fidget Spinner (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!
Shovel (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!
Fishing Pole (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!
Pls inv
Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
A plus ─ 1
ID aplus ─ Sellable
Bank Note ─ 4
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Shop Coupon ─ 1
ID coupon ─ Power-up
Dank Box ─ 1
ID dank ─ Loot Box
Pls sell dank
You successfully sold 1 Dank Box for ⏣ 100,000
You won ⏣ 51,074
Percent Won: 102%
New Balance: ⏣ 151,074
Rolled 5
Rolled 2
Pls bj 100000
Pls dep kax
Your argument should be either a number and no more than what you have in your wallet (⏣ 260,920), or max
Pls bj all
You can't bet more than 250,000 coins at once, sorry not sorry
Pls bj 250000
Pls bet 50000
You won ⏣ 30,104
Percent Won: 60%
New Balance: ⏣ 599,788
Rolled 10
Rolled 9

Pls dep max
⏣ 141,971 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 141,971.

@minor pollen ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 115,238.
Pls bet all
You won ⏣ 6,770
Percent Won: 108%
New Balance: ⏣ 13,063
Rolled 12
Rolled 8
Pls bet all
You lost ⏣ 13,063
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 1
Rolled 8
Pls with 10000
@minor pollen ⏣ 10,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 105,238.
Pls bet all
You won ⏣ 14,082
Percent Won: 141%
New Balance: ⏣ 24,082
Rolled 9
Rolled 2
This event has expired.
THEY'VE GOT AIRPODS!
They can't hear us! We need to let them know they look like a jerk wearing those!
Attack the boss by clicking jerk
:rage:
16 hits — 0/50 HP
Pls bet all
You lost ⏣ 24,082
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 4
Rolled 9
MBG•FROSTY™ got ⏣ 4,939
Pls with 20000
@minor pollen ⏣ 20,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 85,238.
Pls bet all
You lost ⏣ 24,939
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 5
Rolled 12
Pls with 30000
@minor pollen ⏣ 30,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 55,238.
Pls bet all
You lost ⏣ 30,000
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 4
Rolled 9
Pls with 50000
@minor pollen ⏣ 50,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,238.
Pls bet all
You lost ⏣ 50,000
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 4
Rolled 10
Pls with 3000
@minor pollen ⏣ 3,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,238.
Pls bet all
You lost ⏣ 3,000
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 10
Rolled 12
Pls with all
@minor pollen ⏣ 2,238 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
Pls bet all
You lost ⏣ 2,238
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 4
Rolled 7
Pls inv
Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Fresh Bread ─ 1
ID bread ─ Sellable
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable
Common Fish ─ 1
ID fish ─ Sellable
Pls sell common fish
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish for ⏣ 3,150
Pls sell fresh bread
You successfully sold 1 Fresh Bread for ⏣ 2,100
Pls sell cookie
You successfully sold 1 Cookie for ⏣ 2,100
Pls sell duck
You successfully sold 1 Duck for ⏣ 7,350
Pls inv
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Skunk ─ 1
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Stickbug ─ 1
ID stickbug ─ Sellable
Pls sell seeweed
You successfully sold 1 Seaweed for ⏣ 1,050
Pls sell skunk
You successfully sold 1 Skunk for ⏣ 5,250
Pls sell stick bug
You successfully sold 1 Stickbug for ⏣ 8,400
Pls dep all
⏣ 29,400 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 29,400.
Pls with 2000
@minor pollen ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 27,400.
Pls bet all
You won ⏣ 1,990
Percent Won: 100%
New Balance: ⏣ 3,990
Rolled 8
Rolled 1
Pls bet all
You won ⏣ 12,155
Percent Won: 135%
New Balance: ⏣ 21,145
Rolled 12
Rolled 6
Pls dep all
⏣ 21,145 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 48,545.
Pls with 5000
@minor pollen ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 43,545.
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Pls bet all
You lost ⏣ 5,000
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 4
Rolled 10
Pls with 5000
@minor pollen ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 38,545.
Pls bet all
You lost ⏣ 5,000
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 2
Rolled 8
Pls work
@minor pollen You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Pls search
You found ⏣ 2,842, DID YOU JUST ROB THAT BANK WTF
Pls beg
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Common Fishs
!
Pls sell 2 common fish
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish for ⏣ 3,075
Pls bet all
You lost ⏣ 5,917
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 2
Rolled 5
@minor pollen ⏣ 10,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 28,545.
You won ⏣ 13,594
Percent Won: 136%
New Balance: ⏣ 23,594
Rolled 12
Rolled 9
Pls dep max
⏣ 23,594 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 52,139.
@minor pollen ⏣ 3,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 49,139.
You lost ⏣ 3,000
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 5
Rolled 11
@minor pollen ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 44,139.
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pls use banknote
You have 3 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
3
You turn 3 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 48,900 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 3,228,860 in total bank space, with 2,925,410 (90.6%) being expanded storage
pls vote

Does rob work here ? @odd eagle @minor pollen
You found ⏣ 2,629, why are you in your crawl space?
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Boar
!
Pls sell boar
You successfully sold 1 Boar for ⏣ 16,400
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Worms
!
Pls sell 3 worms
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish
!
Pls sell rare fish
you don't own this item lol
Pls inv
Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Common Fish ─ 1
ID fish ─ Sellable
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Golden Phallic Object ─ 1
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Hlo
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish for ⏣ 3,075
Pls inv
Life Saver ─ 2
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Padlock ─ 2
ID padlock ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Rare Fish ─ 1
ID rarefish ─ Sellable
Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool
you don't own this item lol
Pls sell rarefish
You successfully sold 1 Rare Fish for ⏣ 10,250
Pls dep max
⏣ 44,589 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 88,728.
Pls with 2999
@minor pollen ⏣ 2,999 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 85,729.
Pls bet all
Tie! You lost nothing!
You have ⏣ 2,999.
Rolled 5
Rolled 5
Pls bet all
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 8s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls bet all
You won ⏣ 2,865
Percent Won: 96%
New Balance: ⏣ 5,864
Rolled 11
Rolled 6
Pls dep max
⏣ 5,864 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 91,593.
Pls with 3999
@minor pollen ⏣ 3,999 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 87,594.
Pls bet all
You lost ⏣ 3,999
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 11
Rolled 12
Pls with 5000
@minor pollen ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 82,594.
Pls bet all
You lost ⏣ 5,000
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 4
Rolled 10
Pls with 5999
@minor pollen ⏣ 5,999 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 76,595.
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Pls bj all
Pls with 10000
@minor pollen ⏣ 10,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 66,595.
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Pls bj all
Pls dep max
⏣ 19,630 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 86,225.
Pls with 4999
@minor pollen ⏣ 4,999 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 81,226.
Pls bet all
hmm
Coins
⏣ 50,570
Pepe Coin
Chill Pill
