🏝️〢dank-memer

[neat mica]

@uncut star You need to wait 2m and 43s until you can work again!

Tip: You can suggest dank memer ideas here: https://dankmemer.lol/ideas

[worn echo]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@worn echo You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[uncut star]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Miley Cyrus

"nope, nothing for you"

Imagine begging lol

[uncut star]

Pls,s beg

[worn echo]

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour

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[uncut star]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Woah now, slow it down

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 34 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

[uncut star]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 13 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

[worn echo]

Pls work House Wife

[neat mica]

@worn echo You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[cerulean knot]

pls bal

[neat mica]

Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 568,594
Bank: ⏣ 12,266 / 53,733 (22.8%)

😏 · Oct 4, 2021, 3:39 AM

[uncut star]

Pls beg

[worn echo]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Chuck Norris

"begone thot"

Imagine begging lol

!! MBG • KISHU ❥'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 10,260
Bank: ⏣ 165 / 1,155 (14.3%)

😏 · Oct 4, 2021, 3:39 AM

[uncut star]

Pls search

[cerulean knot]

pls use bank notes

[neat mica]

༄MBG§ ❤̸̄͝§ TWINKLING THUNDER ࿐ searched the attic

You found ⏣ 1,364, I wonder who left that up there

Multi Bonus: +175% (⏣ 868)

[neat mica]

You have 4 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[cerulean knot]

2

[neat mica]

You turn 2 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 49,347 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 103,080 in total bank space, with 95,520 (92.7%) being expanded storage

[uncut star]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆

[cerulean knot]

pls dep max

[uncut star]

Pls,s fish

[neat mica]

⏣ 90,814 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 103,080.

[worn echo]

Bro how to get Job @uncut star

[uncut star]

,s dig

[cerulean knot]

pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Certain non-currency related commands can give you coins, such as pls trivia!

Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 477,780
Bank: ⏣ 103,080 / 103,080 (100.0%)

😏 · Oct 4, 2021, 3:39 AM

[uncut star]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ant !

[uncut star]

Pls sell ant

[neat mica]

Successful Ant sale

You successfully sold 1 Ant for ⏣ 2,750

Multi Bonus: +175% (⏣ 1,750)

[uncut star]

Pls fish

[cerulean knot]

bro type pls work list

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 3 Common Fishs !

[worn echo]

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour

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[uncut star]

Pls sell common fish

[neat mica]

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1 Common Fish for ⏣ 2,063

Multi Bonus: +175% (⏣ 1,313)

[uncut star]

Pls sell common fish

[neat mica]

Tip: The pls help command provides information about the bot commands! Do pls help <cmd> to see info about a specific command.

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1 Common Fish for ⏣ 2,063

Multi Bonus: +175% (⏣ 1,313)

[cerulean knot]

now type pls work discord mod

@worn echo

[uncut star]

Pls sell common fish

[neat mica]

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1 Common Fish for ⏣ 2,063

Multi Bonus: +175% (⏣ 1,313)

[uncut star]

Pls deposit all

[neat mica]

⏣ 1,365 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 248,904.

[cerulean knot]

pls ttt @uncut star 40k

[neat mica]

Action Confirmed

Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07 are you sure you want to bet ⏣ 40,000?

[uncut star]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

༄MBG§ ❤̸̄͝§ TWINKLING THUNDER ࿐'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 365,450
Bank: ⏣ 248,904 / 248,904 (100.0%)

😏 · Oct 4, 2021, 3:40 AM

[neat mica]

Action Confirmed

@uncut star, Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07 challenged you for a game of Tic Tac Toe.
Winner gets ⏣ 80,000! Do you want to play?

[worn echo]

Pls work House Wife

[neat mica]

@worn echo You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07 vs. ༄MBG§ ❤̸̄͝§ TWINKLING THUNDER ࿐
⏣ 80,000 was on the table

@cerulean knot won!!! :sunglasses:

[worn echo]

Pls sell all

[neat mica]

Sell Command

Use this command to sell some of your items back to the bot. Different item types have different sale values. You can see what something could sell for with pls shop <item name>.

you don't own this item lol

[uncut star]

Pls bet 2000

[neat mica]

༄MBG§ ❤̸̄͝§ TWINKLING THUNDER ࿐'s winning gambling game

You won ⏣ 1,288

Percent Won: 64%
New Balance: ⏣ 326,738

༄MBG§ ❤̸̄͝§ TWINKLING THUNDER ࿐

Rolled 12

Dank Memer

Rolled 4

[uncut star]

Pls deposit all

[neat mica]

⏣ 105 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 249,009.

[uncut star]

Pls cry

[neat mica]

You need to add something to make blue dude cry, try again.

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

[uncut star]

Pls buy engagement ring

[neat mica]

Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!

[cerulean knot]

type pls house wife bro

[uncut star]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

༄MBG§ ❤̸̄͝§ TWINKLING THUNDER ࿐'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 326,633
Bank: ⏣ 249,009 / 249,009 (100.0%)

😏 · Oct 4, 2021, 3:42 AM

[cerulean knot]

pls bal

[neat mica]

Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 517,780
Bank: ⏣ 103,080 / 103,080 (100.0%)

😏 · Oct 4, 2021, 3:42 AM

[cerulean knot]

pls give @uncut star 17k

[neat mica]

@cerulean knot You gave ༄MBG§ ❤̸̄͝§ TWINKLING THUNDER ࿐ ⏣ 16,490 after a 3% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 500,780 and they've got ⏣ 343,123

[uncut star]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 3m)
Fidget Spinner ─ ⏣ 12,500 (50% OFF!)
Spin your fidget spinner, and gain anywhere from a 5% to a 40% multiplier boost for 10 minutes depending on how long your fidget spinner spins for.

Shredded Cheese (0) — ⏣ 70,000
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!

Rare Pepe (1) — ⏣ 75,000
Only the rarest of the rare pepes. A flex item.

Pizza Slice (0) — ⏣ 250,000
Eat this for a chunky xp multiplier!

Engagement Ring (0) — ⏣ 350,000
Propose to someone!

Pepe Coin (0) — ⏣ 750,000
A pretty rare coin, probably only fairly rich people have this!

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 5 of 6

[cursive lotus]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work for Teacher - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 22,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Teacher

[cursive lotus]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

KG彡 CLASSY's blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (20) than the dealer (17)
You won ⏣ 18,625. You now have ⏣ 40,625.

KG彡 CLASSY (Player)

Cards - ♣ 9 ♦ A
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 5 ♦ Q ♠ 2
Total - 17

[cursive lotus]

Pls bet all

[neat mica]

KG彡 CLASSY's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 40,625

New Balance: ⏣ 0

KG彡 CLASSY

Rolled 5

Dank Memer

Rolled 8

[uncut star]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: Pets can be useful, by defending against robberies, or even finding you rare items!

༄MBG§ ❤̸̄͝§ TWINKLING THUNDER ࿐'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 343,123
Bank: ⏣ 249,009 / 249,009 (100.0%)

😏 · Oct 4, 2021, 3:43 AM

[uncut star]

Pls withdraw 7000

[neat mica]

@uncut star ⏣ 7,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 242,009.

[uncut star]

Pls buy engagement ring

[neat mica]

Action Confirmed

Are you sure you want to buy 1 Engagement Ring for ⏣ 350,000?

[neat mica]

Successful Engagement Ring purchase

@uncut star bought 1 Engagement Ring and paid ⏣ 350,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[uncut star]

Pls deposit all

[neat mica]

⏣ 123 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 242,132.

[uncut star]

Pls cry

[neat mica]

You need to add something to make blue dude cry, try again.

[uncut star]

Pls cry for candy

[uncut star]

Pls cry for losing money

[uncut star]

Pls jail me

[uncut star]

Woah woah

[cerulean knot]

pls bank rob @cursive lotus

[uncut star]

Bro robbing doesn't work

[cerulean knot]

pls tweet 1 kno for 80k

[neat mica]

Check out our full list of commands on our new and improved website! https://dankmemer.lol/commands

[cerulean knot]

ok

[uncut star]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

༄MBG§ ❤̸̄͝§ TWINKLING THUNDER ࿐'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 242,132 / 249,009 (97.2%)

😏 · Oct 4, 2021, 3:46 AM

[uncut star]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Deer !

[uncut star]

Pls sell deer

[neat mica]

Successful Deer sale

You successfully sold 1 Deer for ⏣ 5,500

Multi Bonus: +175% (⏣ 3,500)

[dapper epoch]

pls work

[neat mica]

@dapper epoch You need to wait 21m and 53s until you can work again!

Tip: When trading, you should ALWAYS use a middle-man. Most servers from pls partners have middle-men to help!

[uncut star]

Pls deposit all

[neat mica]

⏣ 5,500 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 247,632.

[uncut star]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@uncut star Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 16,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a YouTuber

[uncut star]

Pls thank you

Pls deposit all

[neat mica]

⏣ 1,482 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 249,114.

[uncut star]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

༄MBG§ ❤̸̄͝§ TWINKLING THUNDER ࿐'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 14,518
Bank: ⏣ 249,114 / 249,114 (100.0%)

😏 · Oct 4, 2021, 3:48 AM

[uncut star]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Rihanna

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 138 "

Multi Bonus: +175% (⏣ 88)

[uncut star]

Pls search

[neat mica]

Guess you didn't want to search anywhere

[graceful isle]

Pls meme

[neat mica]

legal loopholes

👍 16416 | 💬 156

[cursive lotus]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus You need to wait 36m and 55s until you can work again!

[uncut star]

Pls meme

[neat mica]

Tip: With our image commands, you can basically make whatever memes you want!

Gotta love driving

👍 14019 | 💬 127

[uncut star]

Pls meme

[neat mica]

Come to the Choccy side, it has like 0 downsides.

👍 14273 | 💬 254

[uncut star]

Pls meme

[neat mica]

why are you booing me I'm right

👍 13717 | 💬 68

[uncut star]

Pls meme

[neat mica]

Emoji Bad!!! - Virgin

👍 13025 | 💬 572

[uncut star]

Pls meme

[neat mica]

Oh yeah, now this looks like a job for me

👍 13083 | 💬 81

[uncut star]

Pls meme

[neat mica]

C'mere you little shits

👍 11595 | 💬 125

[uncut star]

Pls meme

[neat mica]

A pain like no other.

👍 11211 | 💬 65

[uncut star]

Plsmeme

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Phineas and Ferb

"I only give money to my mommy"

Imagine begging lol

[uncut star]

Pls search

[neat mica]

༄MBG§ ❤̸̄͝§ TWINKLING THUNDER ࿐ searched the sink

You found ⏣ 583 in your dirty nasty sink, do your damn dishes!

Multi Bonus: +175% (⏣ 371)

[uncut star]

Pls,s hunt

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆

[uncut star]

Pls,s fish

Pls fish

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

[uncut star]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks !

[uncut star]

Pls crime

[neat mica]

༄MBG§ ❤̸̄͝§ TWINKLING THUNDER ࿐ committed IDENTITY THEFT

Somebody noticed your strange behaviour and reported your account.

imagine being so bad

[uncut star]

Pls bet 1000

[neat mica]

༄MBG§ ❤̸̄͝§ TWINKLING THUNDER ࿐'s losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 1,000

New Balance: ⏣ 14,239

༄MBG§ ❤̸̄͝§ TWINKLING THUNDER ࿐

Rolled 1

Dank Memer

Rolled 12

[uncut star]

Pls deposit all

[neat mica]

⏣ 1,155 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 250,269.

[dapper epoch]

pls work

[neat mica]

@dapper epoch What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 15,126 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[dapper epoch]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 735 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 23,205.

[uncut star]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Joe

"alright thot, be gone now"

Imagine begging lol

[uncut star]

Pls search

[neat mica]

༄MBG§ ❤̸̄͝§ TWINKLING THUNDER ࿐ searched the crawlspace

You found ⏣ 1,708, why are you in your crawl space?

Multi Bonus: +175% (⏣ 1,087)

[uncut star]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆

[uncut star]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[uncut star]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

[uncut star]

Pls crime

[neat mica]

༄MBG§ ❤̸̄͝§ TWINKLING THUNDER ࿐ committed DRUG DISTRIBUTION

You distributed a lot of drugs and earned ⏣ 3,047, are you the next Escobar?

Multi Bonus: +175% (⏣ 1,939)

[uncut star]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Joe

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 638 and a Common Fish"

Multi Bonus: +175% (⏣ 406)

[uncut star]

Pls search

[neat mica]

༄MBG§ ❤̸̄͝§ TWINKLING THUNDER ࿐ searched the basement

You found ⏣ 1,169, at least YOUR basement didn't flood :(

Multi Bonus: +175% (⏣ 744)

[cerulean knot]

pls shop ban hammer

[neat mica]

**Ban Hammer** (1 owned)

A hammer dropped by a mod after banning someone. Found from the discord moderator job.

BUY - Not able to be purchased
SELL - ⏣ 392,000 (multiplier included)
TRADE - 500k - 1.75m

Item Type: Sellable

[uncut star]

Malli mute poinatlu undhiga bro

[cerulean knot]

ha adi by mistake vesaru

[uncut star]

Hmm

Pls buy bank hammer

[neat mica]

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

[uncut star]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk !

[cursive lotus]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus You need to wait 27m and 31s until you can work again!

[uncut star]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Worms !

[uncut star]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

[uncut star]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@uncut star You need to wait 31m and 5s until you can work again!

[uncut star]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆

[uncut star]

Pls crime e

[neat mica]

༄MBG§ ❤̸̄͝§ TWINKLING THUNDER ࿐ committed MURDER

You murdered a random stranger in a dark alley. There was ⏣ 2,987 in his wallet! Was it worth it?

Multi Bonus: +175% (⏣ 1,901)

[uncut star]

Pls profile

[neat mica]

༄MBG§ ❤̸̄͝§ TWINKLING THUNDER ࿐'s profile

Title: Memer

Level

12

Experience

1,263/1,300

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 22,633
Bank: ⏣ 250,269
Net: ⏣ 1,187,802
Coin Multi: 175%
Gamble Multi: 35%

Inventory

23 items (34 total) worth ⏣ 914,900

Misc

2 daily streak
2 cheese eaten (21.95% xp multi)
119,544 bank note space
5 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,990 commands issued
Works as a YouTuber

Active Items

Landmine - 8h left

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[uncut star]

Pls deposit all

[neat mica]

⏣ 1,890 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 252,159.

[uncut star]

Pls,s hunt

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk !

[uncut star]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 2 Junks !

[uncut star]

Pls dig

Pls,s beg

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[uncut star]

Pls,s cri e

Pls crime

[neat mica]

༄MBG§ ❤̸̄͝§ TWINKLING THUNDER ࿐ committed CYBER BULLYING

You bullied a kid and he sent you ⏣ 2,126 to stop! I hope that kid grows up richer than you.

Multi Bonus: +175% (⏣ 1,353)

[uncut star]

Pls search

[neat mica]

༄MBG§ ❤̸̄͝§ TWINKLING THUNDER ࿐ searched the hospital

You found ⏣ 2,033, did you steal this from a sick person???

Multi Bonus: +175% (⏣ 1,294)

[uncut star]

Pls,s deposit all

Pls deposit all

[neat mica]

⏣ 630 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 252,789.

[uncut star]

Pls,s bal

Pls bal

[neat mica]

༄MBG§ ❤̸̄͝§ TWINKLING THUNDER ࿐'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 24,272
Bank: ⏣ 252,789 / 252,789 (100.0%)

😏 · Oct 4, 2021, 4:17 AM

[uncut star]

Pls profile.e

Pls profile

[neat mica]

༄MBG§ ❤̸̄͝§ TWINKLING THUNDER ࿐'s profile

Title: Memer

Level

12

Experience

1,269/1,300

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 24,272
Bank: ⏣ 252,789
Net: ⏣ 1,193,611
Coin Multi: 175%
Gamble Multi: 35%

Inventory

23 items (37 total) worth ⏣ 916,550

Misc

2 daily streak
2 cheese eaten (21.95% xp multi)
119,544 bank note space
5 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,999 commands issued
Works as a YouTuber

Active Items

Landmine - 8h left

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[uncut star]

Pls,s profile

Pls profile

[neat mica]

༄MBG§ ❤̸̄͝§ TWINKLING THUNDER ࿐'s profile

Title: Memer

Level

12

Experience

1,269/1,300

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 24,272
Bank: ⏣ 252,789
Net: ⏣ 1,193,611
Coin Multi: 175%
Gamble Multi: 35%

Inventory

23 items (37 total) worth ⏣ 916,550

Misc

2 daily streak
2 cheese eaten (21.95% xp multi)
119,544 bank note space
5 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
2,000 commands issued
Works as a YouTuber

Active Items

Landmine - 8h left

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[uncut star]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Spongebob

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 625 and a Common Fish"

Multi Bonus: +175% (⏣ 398)

[uncut star]

Pls profile @cursive lotus

[neat mica]

MBG TWINKLE💝's profile

Level

0

Experience

0/100

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 75,500

Inventory

1 items (1 total) worth ⏣ 75,000

Misc

0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
21 commands issued

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[uncut star]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@uncut star You need to wait 20m and 51s until you can work again!

[uncut star]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Barack Obama

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,450 and a Padlock"

Multi Bonus: +175% (⏣ 923)

[uncut star]

Pls profile

[neat mica]

༄MBG§ ❤̸̄͝§ TWINKLING THUNDER ࿐'s profile

Title: Memer

Level

12

Experience

1,272/1,300

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 26,347
Bank: ⏣ 252,789
Net: ⏣ 1,200,436
Coin Multi: 175%
Gamble Multi: 35%

Inventory

23 items (39 total) worth ⏣ 921,300

Misc

2 daily streak
2 cheese eaten (21.95% xp multi)
119,544 bank note space
5 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
2,005 commands issued
Works as a YouTuber

Active Items

Landmine - 8h left

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[uncut star]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Boar !

[cursive lotus]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 22,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Teacher

[cursive lotus]

Pls bj 11000

[neat mica]

KG彡 CLASSY's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 11,000. You now have 16,000.

KG彡 CLASSY (Player)

Cards - ♠ Q ♦ J ♦ 3
Total - 23

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 6 ♣ Q
Total - 16

[cursive lotus]

Pls bet 11000

[neat mica]

KG彡 CLASSY's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 11,000

New Balance: ⏣ 5,000

KG彡 CLASSY

Rolled 6

Dank Memer

Rolled 7

[cursive lotus]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

KG彡 CLASSY's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (6) than the dealer (18)
You lost ⏣ 5,000. You now have 0.

KG彡 CLASSY (Player)

Cards - ♣ 3 ♦ 3
Total - 6

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 10 ♦ 8
Total - 18

[graceful prism]

Hi bro

[dapper epoch]

pls work

[neat mica]

@dapper epoch You need to wait 22m and 32s until you can work again!

[dapper epoch]

pls profile

[neat mica]

Profile Command

This command shows you your various stats! You can also use it to check on other people if you tag them when running the command.

MBG • VTN ❥'s profile

Title: Newbie

Level

2

Experience

221/300

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 183,675
Bank: ⏣ 23,205
Net: ⏣ 933,630
Coin Multi: 255%
Gamble Multi: 51%

Inventory

8 items (14 total) worth ⏣ 726,750

Misc

0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
330 commands issued
Works as a Discord Mod

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[dapper epoch]

pls bet all

[neat mica]

MBG • VTN ❥'s losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 183,675

New Balance: ⏣ 0

MBG • VTN ❥

Rolled 2

Dank Memer

Rolled 3

[dapper epoch]

w cash

pls cash

pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG • VTN ❥'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 23,205 / 23,415 (99.1%)

😏 · Oct 4, 2021, 4:49 AM

[cerulean knot]

pls rich

pls rich

dank meemer sacchipoyindi @uncut star @here

hi

@everyone

evarina unnara

dank memer sacchipoyindi

pls rich

[cursive lotus]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus You need to wait 19m and 19s until you can work again!

[cerulean knot]

pls rich

pls work

[neat mica]

@cerulean knot What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you selected the wrong emoji.
You were given ⏣ 3,333 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[cerulean knot]

pls help

[neat mica]

postmemes
Buy a laptop from the shop and post (fake) memes to earn money from good ones!
prestige
Reset your entire profile for a prestige level to be seen in your bot profile.
profile
See your profile, or someone else's.
redeem :star:
Get some weekly dank memer lootboxes!
remove
Remove an active item affecting you.
rich
See a list of the user with the most coins in their pocket in this server!
scratch
Bet and then scratch off some spots on a card to try and win big!
search
Search for coins and items, some places are deadly to search in.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 4 of 6

[cerulean knot]

pls rich

pls redeem

[neat mica]

This command is for our super awesome patrons. You can find more information by using pls donate if you are interested.

[cursive lotus]

Pls donate

[neat mica]

Dank Memer Premium

Help fund Dank Memer to keep it alive and performing well, as well as earning some exclusive perks!

Patreon - Monthly support

Read about all the possible perks and remember to link your discord account on patreon.

Hi, my mom says premium is a good thing to purchase

[cursive lotus]

Pls rich

Pls rich

Pls bal

[neat mica]

RED⚡⚡'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 4,420,839
Bank: ⏣ 5,182,446 / 5,187,801 (99.9%)

😏 · Oct 4, 2021, 6:28 AM

[cursive lotus]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus What color was next to the word trolling?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Professional Fisherman

[cursive lotus]

Pls pet

[neat mica]

RED⚡⚡'s Catgirl (Cattie🔥🔥) <:catgirl:841121635796385822>

Hunger

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Fun

(88%)
1d and 18h until empty

Energy

(14%)
1h and 39m until empty

Love

(75%)

Experience

(1 / 100)
Level 9

Last Action

You paid ⏣ 40 to wash Cattie🔥🔥.

@cursive lotus Cattie🔥🔥 leveled up! 8 → 9
You now have an extra point to spend in training.

[floral grotto]

Pls rich

pls redeem

[neat mica]

This command is for our super awesome patrons. You can find more information by using pls donate if you are interested.

[floral grotto]

Pls top

Pls work

[neat mica]

@floral grotto You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[floral grotto]

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour

Page 1 of 6

[floral grotto]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@floral grotto You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[floral grotto]

Pls work discord mod

[neat mica]

@floral grotto Congratulations, you are now working as a Discord Mod!
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 10,000 per hour.

[floral grotto]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@floral grotto Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 3,333 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[floral grotto]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Here are your daily coins, || Mʀ_Yᴇsʜᴡᴀɴᴛʜ 👑 🥀 ||

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 15 minutes and 31 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[floral grotto]

Pls weekly

[neat mica]

pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot

[cursive lotus]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work for Teacher - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 22,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Teacher

[cursive lotus]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

KG彡 CLASSY's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (5) than the dealer (19)
You lost ⏣ 22,000. You now have 0.

KG彡 CLASSY (Player)

Cards - ♣ 3 ♠ 2
Total - 5

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 7 ♣ 6 ♥ 6
Total - 19

[cursive lotus]

Pls weekly

[neat mica]

Weekly Command

Get a large sum of coins weekly to aid in your grinding/trading!

pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot

[cursive lotus]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus You need to wait 19m and 32s until you can work again!

[cursive lotus]

🤸‍♂️

[cursive lotus]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus You need to wait 1m and 11s until you can work again!

[cursive lotus]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus What color was next to the word math?

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 7,333 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Teacher

[cursive lotus]

Pls bet all

[neat mica]

KG彡 CLASSY's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 9,198

New Balance: ⏣ 0

KG彡 CLASSY

Rolled 6

Dank Memer

Rolled 12

[cursive lotus]

Pls inv

[neat mica]

KG彡 CLASSY's inventory

Owned Items

A plus ─ 1
ID aplus ─ Sellable

Bank Note ─ 5
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Daily Box ─ 1
ID daily ─ Loot Box

Lucky Horseshoe ─ 1
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up

Life Saver ─ 1
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[cursive lotus]

Pls open daily

[dapper epoch]

pls work

[neat mica]

@dapper epoch Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 15,126 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[dapper epoch]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 210 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 23,415.

[cerulean knot]

pls ricj

pls ricj

pls rich

pls work

[neat mica]

@cerulean knot What color was next to the word admin?

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't select a color.
You were given ⏣ 3,333 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[cerulean knot]

pls help

[neat mica]

postmemes
Buy a laptop from the shop and post (fake) memes to earn money from good ones!
prestige
Reset your entire profile for a prestige level to be seen in your bot profile.
profile
See your profile, or someone else's.
redeem :star:
Get some weekly dank memer lootboxes!
remove
Remove an active item affecting you.
rich
See a list of the user with the most coins in their pocket in this server!
scratch
Bet and then scratch off some spots on a card to try and win big!
search
Search for coins and items, some places are deadly to search in.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 4 of 6

[cerulean knot]

pls help rich

[neat mica]

pls rich info

Description:

See who the richest users in your current server are! This only lists pocket coins, there are no bank leaderboards yet. If you want a list that is a little more robber friendly, get the robber wishlist!

Usage:

pls rich

Aliases:

rich, richest, toponepercent

Cooldowns:

Normie: 10s
Donor: 1s

Permissions Needed:

sendMessages, readMessageHistory

Usage Syntax: <required> [optional]

[cerulean knot]

pls richest

pls rich

pls ttt @dapper epoch 30k

[neat mica]

MBG • VTN ❥ is too poor for this kind of bet lmao

[cerulean knot]

pls bal @dapper epoch

[neat mica]

MBG • VTN ❥'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 14,916
Bank: ⏣ 23,415

what a scrub · Oct 4, 2021, 10:05 AM

[cerulean knot]

pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 587,887
Bank: ⏣ 103,080 / 104,340 (98.8%)

😏 · Oct 4, 2021, 10:05 AM

[cerulean knot]

pls bal @cursive lotus

[neat mica]

KG彡 CLASSY's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a scrub · Oct 4, 2021, 10:05 AM

[cerulean knot]

pld bal @neat mica

pls bal @neat mica

[neat mica]

Dank Memer's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,000,000,000
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a scrub · Oct 4, 2021, 10:06 AM

[cerulean knot]

pls rob @neat mica

[dapper epoch]

@cerulean knot mama ivvu dank

[cerulean knot]

em ivvali

@dapper epoch

pls ttt @dapper epoch 10k

[neat mica]

Action Confirmed

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07 are you sure you want to bet ⏣ 10,000?

[neat mica]

Timed Out

@dapper epoch, MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07 challenged you for a game of Tic Tac Toe.
Winner gets ⏣ 20,000! Do you want to play?

[neat mica]

No fun then.

[cerulean knot]

pls scratch 10k

[neat mica]

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 6,500

You lost ⏣ 3,500 in total
You now have ⏣ 584,387

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[cerulean knot]

pls scratch 20k

[neat mica]

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 13,000

You lost ⏣ 7,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 577,387

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[cerulean knot]

pls scratch 30k

[neat mica]

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 19,500

You lost ⏣ 10,500 in total
You now have ⏣ 566,887

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[cerulean knot]

pls scratch 20k

[neat mica]

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 13,000

You lost ⏣ 7,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 559,887

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[cerulean knot]

pls ttt @dapper epoch

[neat mica]

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07 vs. MBG • VTN ❥

Don't want to play? Alright.

[cerulean knot]

pls ttt @silver sky 20k

[neat mica]

SILENCE🙂 is too poor for this kind of bet lmao

[cerulean knot]

pls bal @silver sky

[neat mica]

SILENCE🙂's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a scrub · Oct 4, 2021, 10:14 AM

[cerulean knot]

pls ttt @storm leaf 20k

[neat mica]

Action Confirmed

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07 are you sure you want to bet ⏣ 20,000?

[neat mica]

Timed Out

@storm leaf, MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07 challenged you for a game of Tic Tac Toe.
Winner gets ⏣ 40,000! Do you want to play?

[cerulean knot]

pls bal @storm leaf

[neat mica]

No fun then.

H A S W A N T H's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 296,350
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a scrub · Oct 4, 2021, 10:15 AM

[cerulean knot]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 3,150 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 106,230.

[cerulean knot]

pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 561,737
Bank: ⏣ 106,230 / 106,230 (100.0%)

😏 · Oct 4, 2021, 10:15 AM

[cerulean knot]

pls bet 10k

[neat mica]

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 10,000

New Balance: ⏣ 551,737

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07

Rolled 1

Dank Memer

Rolled 3

[cerulean knot]

pls bet 10k

[neat mica]

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 10,000

New Balance: ⏣ 541,737

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07

Rolled 5

Dank Memer

Rolled 9

[silver sky]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tip: If you consistently do well at your job, your boss will give you a promotion, increasing your coins per hour!

SILENCE🙂's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)

😏 · Oct 4, 2021, 10:16 AM

[silver sky]

Entidhi

[cerulean knot]

pls bet 5k

[neat mica]

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07's gambling game

Tie! You lost nothing!

You have ⏣ 541,737.

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07

Rolled 11

Dank Memer

Rolled 11

This event has expired.

YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS UNDER ATTACK FROM COVID-19!

Quick, disinfect your surroundings to defeat it!

Oct 4, 2021, 10:16 AM

Attack the boss by clicking disinfect
:rage:

10 hits — 0/150 HP

[neat mica]

Results for 'Your immune system is under attack from COVID-19!' event

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07 earned ⏣ 4,406 and 1 Laptop

[cerulean knot]

a game

pls rps @neat mica

[neat mica]

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07 vs. Dank Memer
MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07 chose 🧻!
Dank Memer chose ✂️ and WON!!! :sunglasses: !

[silver sky]

How to play

[cerulean knot]

pls rps @silver sky

[neat mica]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

You can run this command again in 17 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[cerulean knot]

ila vaadu pls help ani search chesi commands use chey

[silver sky]

Pls help

[neat mica]

balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
buy
Buy currency items from the shop!
compare
Compare yourself with another user.
crime
Commit a crime for a chance to win some coins (and a chance to die)!
daily
Get some coins daily, and build up a daily streak!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 6

[cerulean knot]

first use like this discord mod

pls discord mod ilaga

[neat mica]

Random Discord Meme

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07#0426 | powered by weebs (weeb.sh)

[cursive lotus]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 22,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Teacher

[cursive lotus]

Pls bet a

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus You have to bet actual coins, dont try to break me.

Tip: With horseshoes, you can gain a lot more coins from simple commands like pls beg, or pls search!

[cursive lotus]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

KG彡 CLASSY's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (15) than the dealer (20)
You lost ⏣ 22,000. You now have 0.

KG彡 CLASSY (Player)

Cards - ♠ 5 ♣ 10
Total - 15

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 9 ♣ A
Total - 20

[cursive lotus]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus You need to wait 36s until you can work again!

[cursive lotus]

Pls monthly

[neat mica]

Too spicy, take a breather

I'm not made of money dude, wait 5d, 17h and 20m
The default cooldown is 1mo.

[cursive lotus]

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Police Officer
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 21000 per hour

Teacher
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 22000 per hour

Musician
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 23000 per hour

Dank Memer Shopkeeper
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 24000 per hour

Pro Gamer
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 25000 per hour

Page 3 of 6

[cursive lotus]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus You need to wait 1s until you can work again!

[cursive lotus]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 22,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Teacher

[cursive lotus]

Pls bet all

[neat mica]

KG彡 CLASSY's winning gambling game

You won ⏣ 7,187

Percent Won: 33%
New Balance: ⏣ 29,187

KG彡 CLASSY

Rolled 5

Dank Memer

Rolled 2

[cursive lotus]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

KG彡 CLASSY's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (13) than the dealer (18)
You lost ⏣ 29,187. You now have 0.

KG彡 CLASSY (Player)

Cards - ♦ 9 ♦ 4
Total - 13

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ Q ♥ 8
Total - 18

[cursive lotus]

Pls work dank memer shopkeeper

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus You're already working as a Teacher. If you want to leave your current job to apply for a new one, use pls work resign

Tip: Go earn a sick reward by voting here: https://top.gg/bot/memes/vote

[cursive lotus]

Pls work resign

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus You resigned from your position as Teacher. You need to wait 3 hours before you can apply for another job.

[cursive lotus]

Pls work dank memer shopkeeper

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus You recently resigned from your old job.
You can look for another job in 2 hours, 59 minutes and 51 seconds

[serene linden]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@serene linden What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't select an emoji.
You were given ⏣ 4,000 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[serene linden]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Here are your daily coins, MBG Abhi

⏣ 26,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
12 hours, 11 minutes and 52 seconds

Streak: 4 days (+⏣ 1,000)

[serene linden]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Tom Brady

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 885 and a Common Fish"

Multi Bonus: +270% (⏣ 646)

[serene linden]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG Abhi's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 188,692
Bank: ⏣ 14,030 / 15,185 (92.4%)

😏 · Oct 4, 2021, 11:48 AM

[serene linden]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

⏣ 1,155 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 15,185.

[serene linden]

Pls pet

[neat mica]

You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.

[serene linden]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG Abhi's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 187,537
Bank: ⏣ 15,185 / 15,185 (100.0%)

😏 · Oct 4, 2021, 11:49 AM

[serene linden]

Pls crime

[neat mica]

Crime Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a crime to commit from the list, and you have a chance to win big! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die!

[neat mica]

MBG Abhi committed MURDER

You murdered a random stranger in a dark alley. There was ⏣ 3,867 in his wallet! Was it worth it?

Multi Bonus: +270% (⏣ 2,822)

[serene linden]

Pls bal @cursive lotus

[neat mica]

KG彡 CLASSY's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a scrub · Oct 4, 2021, 11:50 AM

[cursive lotus]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[serene linden]

😂 😂

[cursive lotus]

Pls work ghost

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus You need at least 350 hours of work in any job before you can work as a Ghost. You currently only have 95 hours.
You can see more work information by using pls work info

[serene linden]

Pls work list type chey bro

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour

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[cursive lotus]

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Police Officer
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 21000 per hour

Teacher
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 22000 per hour

Musician
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 23000 per hour

Dank Memer Shopkeeper
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 24000 per hour

Pro Gamer
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 25000 per hour

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[cursive lotus]

Aha

[serene linden]

Chesi than type pls work "work name"

[cursive lotus]

@serene linden 50k ivvu dank

[cursive lotus]

[serene linden]

Pls work resign

[neat mica]

@serene linden You resigned from your position as House Wife. You need to wait 3 hours before you can apply for another job.

[serene linden]

Pls work pro gamer

[neat mica]

@serene linden You need at least 100 hours of work in any job before you can work as a Pro Gamer. You currently only have 17 hours.
You can see more work information by using pls work info

[serene linden]

😂 😂

Pls bal @cerulean knot

[neat mica]

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 546,143
Bank: ⏣ 106,230

what a scrub · Oct 4, 2021, 11:55 AM

[serene linden]

Pls bal @silver sky

[neat mica]

SILENCE🙂's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a scrub · Oct 4, 2021, 11:55 AM

[serene linden]

,see now

[modest sapphire]

pls bal

[neat mica]

||✰𝙎𝙁𝙁✰||'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 4,000
Bank: ⏣ 6,785 / 10,250 (66.2%)

😏 · Oct 4, 2021, 11:56 AM

[modest sapphire]

pls bj all

[neat mica]

||✰𝙎𝙁𝙁✰||'s blackjack game

You win! You stood with a higher score (20) than the dealer (18)
You won ⏣ 7,770. You now have ⏣ 11,770.

||✰𝙎𝙁𝙁✰|| (Player)

Cards - ♠ Q ♠ 10
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ K ♣ 8
Total - 18

[serene linden]

@modest sapphire Hi bro

[modest sapphire]

[modest sapphire]

@serene linden

[serene linden]

@modest sapphire work ki ready na bro

[modest sapphire]

em work?

pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour

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[serene linden]

Ninna night cheppila

[modest sapphire]

pls work house wife

[neat mica]

@modest sapphire You're already working as a House Wife. If you want to leave your current job to apply for a new one, use pls work resign

Tip: You can suggest dank memer ideas here: https://dankmemer.lol/ideas

[modest sapphire]

em cheppa

pls work

[neat mica]

@modest sapphire What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[modest sapphire]

pls bal

[neat mica]

||✰𝙎𝙁𝙁✰||'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 23,770
Bank: ⏣ 6,785 / 10,670 (63.6%)

😏 · Oct 4, 2021, 11:58 AM

[serene linden]

Rob 😂 😂 , Richmond

[modest sapphire]

[serene linden]

Example

[modest sapphire]

@serene linden I'd istha rob ki aagu

[serene linden]

Ready na

Ok

[modest sapphire]

night@serene linden

ki

bye

[serene linden]

I'd why bro just type rob "name" "tag"

[serene linden]

Ok

Oksari lb chuudu @modest sapphire

[cursive lotus]

Pls bal

[cursive lotus]

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

deposit coins much? you have none lol

[cursive lotus]

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Police Officer
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 21000 per hour

Teacher
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 22000 per hour

Musician
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 23000 per hour

Dank Memer Shopkeeper
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 24000 per hour

Pro Gamer
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 25000 per hour

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[cursive lotus]

Pls work dank memer shopkeeper

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus You recently resigned from your old job.
You can look for another job in 32 minutes and 9 seconds

[serene linden]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@serene linden You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[serene linden]

Pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour

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[serene linden]

Pls work house wife

[neat mica]

@serene linden You recently resigned from your old job.
You can look for another job in 52 minutes and 16 seconds

[odd eagle]

ppls vote

pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[modest sapphire]

ela?

pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 3,885 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 10,670.

[modest sapphire]

pls bal

[neat mica]

||✰𝙎𝙁𝙁✰||'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 19,885
Bank: ⏣ 10,670 / 10,670 (100.0%)

😏 · Oct 4, 2021, 2:42 PM

[serene linden]

Like rob @modest sapphire in casino

Come @modest sapphire let's rob now

[modest sapphire]

ok rob undhaa😌

[serene linden]

Yes undhi assala use cheeyla

[modest sapphire]

[serene linden]

Come

Come to #🏝️〢casino @modest sapphire

[odd eagle]

pls hunt

[neat mica]

Dodge the the Fireball


:levitate:

[neat mica]

You went to shoot the dragon, and your weak little macaroni legs gave out and you fell. Missing the shot, the dragon ate you. LOL

[odd eagle]

pls fish

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

[odd eagle]

pls dig

[neat mica]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Purple Phallic Object !

[odd eagle]

pls beg

[neat mica]

Dat boi

"Sorry, I just don't have money to spare"

Imagine begging lol

[odd eagle]

pls search

[neat mica]

MBG •SATHWIK😈 searched the mailbox

You found ⏣ 835, cool?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Bank Note!

Multi Bonus: +72% (⏣ 350)

[modest sapphire]

pls rob @odd eagle

💔

pls with max

[neat mica]

@modest sapphire ⏣ 10,670 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.

[odd eagle]

[modest sapphire]

pls bj all

[neat mica]

||✰𝙎𝙁𝙁✰||'s blackjack game

You tied. You tied with the dealer.
Your wallet hasn't changed! You have ⏣ 30,555 still.

||✰𝙎𝙁𝙁✰|| (Player)

Cards - ♦ 8 ♦ 3 ♠ 6
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 7 ♥ Q
Total - 17

[modest sapphire]

pls bj all

[neat mica]

||✰𝙎𝙁𝙁✰||'s blackjack game

You tied. You tied with the dealer.
Your wallet hasn't changed! You have ⏣ 30,555 still.

||✰𝙎𝙁𝙁✰|| (Player)

Cards - ♣ 9 ♦ A
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ K ♥ Q
Total - 20

[modest sapphire]

pls CF all

pls bj all

[neat mica]

||✰𝙎𝙁𝙁✰||'s blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (15) than the dealer (19)
You lost ⏣ 30,555. You now have 0.

||✰𝙎𝙁𝙁✰|| (Player)

Cards - ♣ 4 ♣ A ♥ K
Total - 15

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ Q ♠ 6 ♦ 3
Total - 19

[odd eagle]

pls work

[neat mica]

@odd eagle You need to wait 11m and 52s until you can work again!

[cyan goblet]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work for Ghost - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 45,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Ghost

[odd eagle]

pls work

[neat mica]

@odd eagle What color was next to the word carry?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 25,000 for an hour of work.

You found an item!

You found a Energy Drink

Working as a Pro Gamer

[cyan goblet]

Pls shop energy drink

[neat mica]

**Energy Drink**

A delicious energy drink. Found from the pro gamer job.

BUY - Not able to be purchased
SELL - ⏣ 235,000 (multiplier included)
TRADE - 3.25m - 5m

Item Type: Sellable

[cyan goblet]

Pls inv @odd eagle

[neat mica]

MBG •SATHWIK😈's inventory

Owned Items

Fidget Spinner ─ 1
ID spinner ─ Power-up

Tidepod ─ 2
ID tidepod ─ Power-up

Robbers Wishlist ─ 1
ID wishlist ─ Tool

Worm ─ 19
ID worm ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 9 of 9

[odd eagle]

[cyan goblet]

@odd eagle naku ivvu ra used diaper ban hammer energy drink

[odd eagle]

command?

😅

[cyan goblet]

Pls gift 1 used diaper

[neat mica]

@cyan goblet who tf are you giving stuff to lmao, gift <amount> <item> <@user or user id> is how you use this

[cyan goblet]

Tag me

[odd eagle]

pls gift 1 used diaper @cyan goblet

[neat mica]

Gift Command

This command is used to share items with other users!
This command uses a very specific syntax: pls gift <amount of items> <item name> @user.

@odd eagle Hey you're in passive mode. If you wanna gift stuff, turn that off!

[cyan goblet]

Vadu le

Tarvatha ivvu ippudu vadu

[odd eagle]

pls settings passive false

[neat mica]

You have to wait 12 hours before turning passive mode back on.

[neat mica]

Passive successfully changed to Disabled
You are no longer a passive user

[cyan goblet]

🥲

Pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG • NANI ❥'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 9,031,325
Bank: ⏣ 5,056,360 / 5,057,515 (100.0%)

😏 · Oct 4, 2021, 4:45 PM

[odd eagle]

pls give 1 used diaper @cyan goblet

[neat mica]

@odd eagle Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

[cyan goblet]

Coins ekkuva vunnay teste rob chestaru 🥲

[odd eagle]

hmm

[odd eagle]

ha

[cyan goblet]

Malli idddu le

[cursive lotus]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 8,000 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Dank Memer Shopkeeper

[cursive lotus]

Pls bet all

[neat mica]

KG彡 CLASSY's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 18,000

New Balance: ⏣ 0

KG彡 CLASSY

Rolled 4

Dank Memer

Rolled 12

[odd eagle]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work for Pro Gamer - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 25,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Pro Gamer

[sacred jasper]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work Command

This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!

@sacred jasper You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[sacred jasper]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Command

This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 43m)
Life Saver ─ ⏣ 11,700 (61% OFF!)
Having one in your inventory prevents death and uses one when you almost die. This is used BEFORE the apple's effects.

Pepe Medal (0) — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 5% of players have!

Pepe Trophy (0) — ⏣ 50,000,000
A trophy to flex how rich you are! You are rich enough to afford this... right?

Pepe Crown (0) — ⏣ 250,000,000
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved crowns. At least until another expensive item comes along LOL.

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 6 of 6

[sacred jasper]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Balance Command

This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)

Lester🔥🔥's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)

😏 · Oct 5, 2021, 2:04 AM

[sacred jasper]

Pls bet all

[neat mica]

Gamble Command

This command is for gambling coins from your pocket.
You place a bet and then roll a dice against the bot. Whoever has the higher roll wins!

This command is affected by a multiplier as well.

Lester🔥🔥's winning gambling game

You won ⏣ 7,950

Percent Won: 159%
New Balance: ⏣ 12,950

Lester🔥🔥

Rolled 12

Dank Memer

Rolled 1

[sacred jasper]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

Deposit Command

Deposit is used to move money from your pocket to your bank account. You can check your balance with the balance command. You cannot deposit more than your max bank space.

[neat mica]

⏣ 5,315 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,315.

[sacred jasper]

Pls bet all

[neat mica]

Lester🔥🔥's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 7,635

New Balance: ⏣ 0

Lester🔥🔥

Rolled 10

Dank Memer

Rolled 11

[sacred jasper]

Pls with all

[neat mica]

Withdraw Command

This command allows you to withdraw money from the bank into your pocket! Check your balance with pls balance.

@sacred jasper ⏣ 5,315 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.

[sacred jasper]

Pls bet all

[neat mica]

Lester🔥🔥's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 5,315

New Balance: ⏣ 0

Lester🔥🔥

Rolled 5

Dank Memer

Rolled 10

[sacred jasper]

Ok

[cursive lotus]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 24,000 for an hour of work.

You found an item!

You found a Shop Coupon

Working as a Dank Memer Shopkeeper

[cursive lotus]

Pls bet all

[neat mica]

KG彡 CLASSY's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 24,000

New Balance: ⏣ 0

KG彡 CLASSY

Rolled 2

Dank Memer

Rolled 11

[cursive lotus]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Here are your daily coins, KG彡 CLASSY

⏣ 28,500 was placed in your wallet and a normie BOX!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 30 minutes and 27 seconds

Streak: 14 days (+⏣ 3,500)

[cursive lotus]

Pls net all

Pls bet all

[neat mica]

KG彡 CLASSY's winning gambling game

You won ⏣ 16,355

Percent Won: 57%
New Balance: ⏣ 44,855

KG彡 CLASSY

Rolled 7

Dank Memer

Rolled 2

[cursive lotus]

Pls bj all

[neat mica]

KG彡 CLASSY's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (17) than the dealer (20)
You lost ⏣ 44,855. You now have 0.

KG彡 CLASSY (Player)

Cards - ♥ 6 ♠ A
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ J ♦ J
Total - 20

[modest sapphire]

pls work

[neat mica]

@modest sapphire What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[modest sapphire]

pls bal

[neat mica]

||✰𝙎𝙁𝙁✰||'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 12,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 10,670 (0.0%)

😏 · Oct 5, 2021, 2:54 AM

[modest sapphire]

pls bj max

[neat mica]

||✰𝙎𝙁𝙁✰||'s blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 12,000. You now have 0.

||✰𝙎𝙁𝙁✰|| (Player)

Cards - ♠ 4 ♠ 9 ♦ 9
Total - 22

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ A ♦ 9
Total - 20

[cerulean knot]

pls daily

[neat mica]

Here are your daily coins, MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07

⏣ 25,500 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 2 minutes and 11 seconds

Streak: 2 days (+⏣ 500)

[cerulean knot]

pls weekly

[neat mica]

Hold your horses...

I'm not made of money dude, wait 4d, 9h and 39m
The default cooldown is 7d.

[cerulean knot]

pls monthly

[neat mica]

Take a chill pill

I'm not made of money dude, wait 27d, 9h and 39m
The default cooldown is 1mo.

[cerulean knot]

pls inv

[neat mica]

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07's inventory

Owned Items

Garbage ─ 1
ID garbage ─ Sellable

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 2 of 3

[cerulean knot]

pls sell garbage

[neat mica]

Successful Garbage sale

You successfully sold 1 Garbage for ⏣ 714

Multi Bonus: +257% (⏣ 514)

[cerulean knot]

pls laptop

pls help laptop

[neat mica]

surreal
I really do not understand these
tifu
You really fucked up this time
wholesome
Good wholesome memes for the heart
xkcd
Grabs a random comic from https://xkcd.com/

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 3 of 3

[cerulean knot]

pls shop laptop

[neat mica]

**Laptop** (1 owned)

Use the laptop to post memes using the postmemes command, which can either get you bad or good reviews. Depending on the review, you could earn some cash!

BUY - ⏣ 5,000
SELL - ⏣ 500
TRADE - 1k - 2.5k

Item Type: Tool

[cerulean knot]

pls shop ban hammer

[neat mica]

Tip: Keeping these tips on will get you a small multiplier!

**Ban Hammer** (1 owned)

A hammer dropped by a mod after banning someone. Found from the discord moderator job.

BUY - Not able to be purchased
SELL - ⏣ 357,000 (multiplier included)
TRADE - 500k - 1.75m

Item Type: Sellable

[cerulean knot]

pls shop cell phone

[neat mica]

**Cell Phone** (1 owned)

Use your cell phone to text your friends via the notifications system, or ring the police in the case of an emergency or robbery. Your phone won't be removed on use, however mis-using it (such as dialing police when there's no emergency) may cost you money.

BUY - ⏣ 3,500
SELL - ⏣ 350
TRADE - 500 - 1k

Item Type: Tool

[cerulean knot]

pls use cell phone

[neat mica]

@cerulean knot memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
r ■ Report someone for breaking rules
f ■ Send bot feedback
e ■ Exit

[cerulean knot]

s

[neat mica]

Who are we sending this message to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.

[cerulean knot]

s @modest sapphire

[neat mica]

What do you want the message content to be? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid message.

[cerulean knot]

hiii

[neat mica]

@cerulean knot Successfully sent your text message to ||✰𝙎𝙁𝙁✰||!

[cerulean knot]

pls postmemes

[neat mica]

Postmemes Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose which meme from the list to post to the fake internet, and in return people will pay you (or break your laptop) based on how much they enjoy the meme. This command requires a laptop in your inventory to work!

[neat mica]

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,125 for your efforts, niceeee meme bro

[cerulean knot]

pls post meme

pls postmemes

[neat mica]

Take a chill pill

If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 8 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

[cerulean knot]

pls bj 10k

[neat mica]

Blackjack Command

A fan favorite gambling command, play blackjack against the dealer to win some money!
If you are new to blackjack, you should learn how to play first! Our game is not a standard game, as we're missing some key components such as doubling down and splitting, but we've made it as simple as possible to learn!

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 10,000. You now have 564,482.

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07 (Player)

Cards - ♠ 8 ♣ 8 ♦ 7
Total - 23

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 6 ♦ K
Total - 16

[cerulean knot]

pls bj 10k

[neat mica]

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (12) than the dealer (18)
You lost ⏣ 10,000. You now have 554,482.

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07 (Player)

Cards - ♣ J ♣ 2
Total - 12

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 7 ♣ A
Total - 18

[cerulean knot]

pls bj 10k

[neat mica]

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07's blackjack game

** You ended the game.**
The dealer is keeping your money to deal with your bullcrap.

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07 (Player)

Cards - ♣ 2 ♣ K
Total - 12

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 4 ♠ 2
Total - 6

[cerulean knot]

pls bj 10k

[neat mica]

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (16) than the dealer (18)
You lost ⏣ 10,000. You now have 534,482.

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07 (Player)

Cards - ♠ 6 ♦ Q
Total - 16

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 9 ♥ 5 ♦ 4
Total - 18

[cerulean knot]

pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 534,482
Bank: ⏣ 106,230 / 107,700 (98.6%)

😏 · Oct 5, 2021, 3:03 AM

[cerulean knot]

pls scratch 10k

[neat mica]

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 14,000

You won ⏣ 4,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 538,482

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[cursive lotus]

@cerulean knot bro pls 100k

[dapper epoch]

pls work

[neat mica]

@dapper epoch What was the emoji?

[cerulean knot]

@cursive lotus ardham kaledu

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 15,126 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[cerulean knot]

pls work

[neat mica]

@cerulean knot Click the buttons in correct order!

[dapper epoch]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 525 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 23,940.

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 3,333 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[cerulean knot]

pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour

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[cerulean knot]

pls top

pls rich

pls ttt @cursive lotus 1k

[neat mica]

KG彡 CLASSY is too poor for this kind of bet lmao

[kindred void]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Here are your daily coins, MBG • KVK 👑

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
19 hours, 25 minutes and 31 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[kindred void]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work for Fast Food Cook - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,111 for an hour of work.

Working as a Fast Food Cook

[kindred void]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

⏣ 81,426 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,240,258.

[cerulean knot]

pls work

[neat mica]

@cerulean knot What color was next to the word hammer?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[cerulean knot]

pls rich

@kindred void

i cant see rich memebes here

[kindred void]

Pls rich

Pls lb

Pls cash

[cerulean knot]

pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 528,622
Bank: ⏣ 106,230 / 108,960 (97.5%)

😏 · Oct 5, 2021, 4:37 AM

[cerulean knot]

pls give @finite isle 1k

[neat mica]

@cerulean knot You gave Tea kottu ⏣ 970 after a 3% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 527,622 and they've got ⏣ 74,241

[finite isle]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

[finite isle]

Pls rich

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

[cerulean knot]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 2,730 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 108,960.

[finite isle]

Pls rich

Pls rich

[cerulean knot]

pls rich not working

[finite isle]

Bruh

[cerulean knot]

<@&863658637150912544> help here

[finite isle]

Pls bal @cerulean knot

[neat mica]

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 524,892
Bank: ⏣ 108,960

what a scrub · Oct 5, 2021, 4:38 AM

[cerulean knot]

pls bal @kindred void

[neat mica]

MBG • KVK 👑's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,240,258

what a scrub · Oct 5, 2021, 4:38 AM

[finite isle]

Pls rob @cerulean knot

[cerulean knot]

avvadu

[finite isle]

😂 rob offed

[cerulean knot]

ha

[finite isle]

😂

[cerulean knot]

mod evaru ikada

[finite isle]

😂

[cerulean knot]

@shrewd plume chudandi bro

[slim sinew]

?

[cerulean knot]

pls give @finite isle 10k

[neat mica]

@cerulean knot You gave Tea kottu ⏣ 9,700 after a 3% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 514,892 and they've got ⏣ 83,941

[finite isle]

Tq mawa

Pls dep max

[neat mica]

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

[cerulean knot]

naku tea cofee drink membership teesukunna

[finite isle]

Pls bal

[neat mica]

Tea kottu's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 83,941
Bank: ⏣ 16,550 / 16,550 (100.0%)

😏 · Oct 5, 2021, 4:41 AM

[cerulean knot]

pls dog

[neat mica]

Bork Bork! 🐶

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07#0426 | powered by weebs (weeb.sh)

[cerulean knot]

pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[cerulean knot]

pls hunt

[neat mica]

You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk !

[cerulean knot]

pls search

[neat mica]

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07 searched the hospital

You found ⏣ 2,257, did you steal this from a sick person???

Multi Bonus: +257% (⏣ 1,625)

[cerulean knot]

pls sell skunk

[neat mica]

Successful Skunk sale

You successfully sold 1 Skunk for ⏣ 4,463

Multi Bonus: +257% (⏣ 3,213)

[finite isle]

😂 ok

[cerulean knot]

@slim sinew ikkada pls help not working

[finite isle]

Pls rich

[cerulean knot]

pls fish

[neat mica]

Catch the fish!

:bucket::bucket::bucket:

[finite isle]

Bruhhh

[shrewd plume]

??

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back one Kraken , nice catch!

[finite isle]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

Fish Command

This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a fishing pole from the shop with the buy command, then you can go fishing! There is also a chance to lose your fishing pole if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger fish!

[neat mica]

You don't have a fishing pole, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to catch them with your hands.

[finite isle]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 4m)
Cell Phone ─ ⏣ 1,715 (51% OFF!)
Use your cell phone to text your friends via the notifications system, or ring the police in the case of an emergency or robbery. Your phone won't be removed on use, however mis-using it (such as dialing police when there's no emergency) may cost you money.

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Pink Phallic Object (0) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!

Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 1,715
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 4,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 1 of 6

[cerulean knot]

here not working pls rich

[shrewd plume]

em bro cheappu bro

[cerulean knot]

ikkada pls rich not working anna

[shrewd plume]

idk about this bro ask @kindred void

[slim sinew]

naku telidu anna dini gurinchi

[finite isle]

Pls help

[neat mica]

balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
buy
Buy currency items from the shop!
compare
Compare yourself with another user.
crime
Commit a crime for a chance to win some coins (and a chance to die)!
daily
Get some coins daily, and build up a daily streak!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 6

[cerulean knot]

oh

[shrewd plume]

dont ping

[cerulean knot]

ok

[shrewd plume]

@finite isle game is not our problem bro

[finite isle]

Sory

[shrewd plume]

seeing chat is our prblem

[finite isle]

Then whose

[finite isle]

Ohh

[cerulean knot]

@kindred void pls help here

[slim sinew]

dont ping roles ikkada 🙄 ee players untaru vallani adagandi

[shrewd plume]

not our idk about this bro

[slim sinew]

🙄

[finite isle]

Then who will help

[cerulean knot]

ok

[finite isle]

Ok

[cerulean knot]

kvk help chestaru bro

[finite isle]

Helper role unta bagundu

[dapper epoch]

pls work

[neat mica]

@dapper epoch Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 15,126 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[dapper epoch]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 210 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 24,150.

[cerulean knot]

pls work

[neat mica]

@cerulean knot You need to wait 14m and 10s until you can work again!

[cerulean knot]

pls bal

[neat mica]

MBG Fʟᴀꜱʜ 07's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 521,612
Bank: ⏣ 108,960 / 110,220 (98.9%)

😏 · Oct 5, 2021, 5:20 AM

[cerulean knot]

pls work

[neat mica]

@cerulean knot You need to wait 6s until you can work again!

[cerulean knot]

pls work

[neat mica]

@cerulean knot You need to wait 0s until you can work again!

[cerulean knot]

pls work

[neat mica]

@cerulean knot Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 3,333 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[dapper epoch]

pls work

[neat mica]

@dapper epoch You need to wait 9m and 13s until you can work again!

[cerulean knot]

@kindred void help bro pls rich not working

[neat mica]

Work for Dank Memer Shopkeeper - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 24,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Dank Memer Shopkeeper

KG彡 CLASSY's winning gambling game

You won ⏣ 18,929

Percent Won: 79%
New Balance: ⏣ 42,929

KG彡 CLASSY

Rolled 12

Dank Memer

Rolled 9

KG彡 CLASSY's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (14) than the dealer (20)
You lost ⏣ 42,929. You now have 0.

KG彡 CLASSY (Player)

Cards - ♥ 5 ♠ 9
Total - 14

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 8 ♦ 3 ♥ 9
Total - 20

[dapper epoch]

pls wor

pls bj 200

[neat mica]

MBG • VTN ❥'s blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 358. You now have ⏣ 44,791.

MBG • VTN ❥ (Player)

Cards - ♦ K ♥ 7
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 10 ♦ 2 ♦ Q
Total - 22

[dapper epoch]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 210 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 24,360.

[cerulean knot]

pls work

[neat mica]

@cerulean knot You need to wait 3m and 37s until you can work again!

[neat mica]

Work for Dank Memer Shopkeeper - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the goalkeeper was at the goal you kicked the ball in.
You were given ⏣ 8,000 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Dank Memer Shopkeeper

KG彡 CLASSY's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 8,000

New Balance: ⏣ 0

KG彡 CLASSY

Rolled 5

Dank Memer

Rolled 9

[surreal hawk]

pls work

[neat mica]

Work Command

This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!

@surreal hawk You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[surreal hawk]

pls work list

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour

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@cursive lotus You need to wait 14m and 17s until you can work again!

[surreal hawk]

0

[neat mica]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Manager
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 26000 per hour

Developer
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 27000 per hour

Day Trader
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 28000 per hour

Santa Claus
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 29000 per hour

Politician
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 30000 per hour

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[dapper epoch]

pls work

[neat mica]

@dapper epoch Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 5,042 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[dapper epoch]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 525 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 24,885.

[cerulean knot]

pls work

[neat mica]

@cerulean knot Click the buttons in correct order!

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't manage to click buttons in order.
You were given ⏣ 3,333 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[cerulean knot]

pls rich

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus Click the buttons in correct order!

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 24,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Dank Memer Shopkeeper

KG彡 CLASSY's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 24,000

New Balance: ⏣ 0

KG彡 CLASSY

Rolled 4

Dank Memer

Rolled 11

@cursive lotus You resigned from your position as Dank Memer Shopkeeper. You need to wait 3 hours before you can apply for another job.

Tip: Our rules are on our website. Are you following them? https://dankmemer.lol/rules

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Police Officer
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 21000 per hour

Teacher
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 22000 per hour

Musician
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 23000 per hour

Dank Memer Shopkeeper
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 24000 per hour

Pro Gamer
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 25000 per hour

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[dapper epoch]

pls work

[neat mica]

Work for Discord Mod - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 15,126 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[dapper epoch]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 315 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 25,200.

[dapper epoch]

pls bet 5000

[neat mica]

MBG • VTN ❥'s losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 5,000

New Balance: ⏣ 58,909

MBG • VTN ❥

Rolled 7

Dank Memer

Rolled 10

[cerulean knot]

pls work

[neat mica]

Work for Discord Mod - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the goalkeeper was at the goal you kicked the ball in.
You were given ⏣ 3,333 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[exotic furnace]

Pls work

[neat mica]

Work Command

This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!

@exotic furnace You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[exotic furnace]

Ardham kale

[odd eagle]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

Here are your daily coins, MBG •SATHWIK😈

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
11 hours, 52 minutes and 13 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[odd eagle]

Pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[kindred void]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@kindred void What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you selected the wrong emoji.
You were given ⏣ 3,704 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Fast Food Cook

[kindred void]

Pls daily

[neat mica]

You've already claimed your daily today

Your next daily is ready in:
11 hours, 45 minutes and 22 seconds

Daily Resets at 00:00 UTC

[kindred void]

Pls dep all

[neat mica]

⏣ 3,704 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,243,962.

[cursive lotus]

?av

Pls av

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus Congratulations, you are now working as a Pro Gamer!
You're required to work at least 5 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 25,000 per hour.

KG彡 CLASSY's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 10,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 108,056 (0.0%)

😏 · Oct 5, 2021, 1:15 PM

@cursive lotus What was the emoji?

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 25,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Pro Gamer

KG彡 CLASSY's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 35,000

New Balance: ⏣ 0

KG彡 CLASSY

Rolled 1

Dank Memer

Rolled 6

[cyan goblet]

Pls wprk

Pls work

[neat mica]

@cyan goblet What color was next to the word haunt?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 45,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Ghost

[cursive lotus]

pls bal

[neat mica]

💙💜💛🧡❤ ᴄɪɴᴅᴇʀᴀʟʟᴀ ❤🧡💛💜💙's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 8,758,410 / 8,794,008 (99.6%)

😏 · Oct 5, 2021, 1:23 PM

[cursive lotus]

pls daily

[neat mica]

Here are your daily coins, 💙💜💛🧡❤ ᴄɪɴᴅᴇʀᴀʟʟᴀ ❤🧡💛💜💙

⏣ 31,250 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours, 36 minutes and 5 seconds

Streak: 25 days (+⏣ 6,250)

[cursive lotus]

pls vote

[neat mica]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[cursive lotus]

pls dep max

[neat mica]

⏣ 35,808 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 8,794,218.

[cursive lotus]

pls bal

[neat mica]

💙💜💛🧡❤ ᴄɪɴᴅᴇʀᴀʟʟᴀ ❤🧡💛💜💙's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 95,442
Bank: ⏣ 8,794,218 / 8,794,218 (100.0%)

😏 · Oct 5, 2021, 1:25 PM

[cursive lotus]

pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 21m)
Alcohol ─ ⏣ 5,040 (58% OFF!)
Drink a bottle of alcohol, and have the potential to gain a small luck boost that will grant you better luck in stealing from others. However, you become more susceptible to being stolen from!

Pink Phallic Object (233650) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!

Rare Pepe (0) — ⏣ 75,000
Only the rarest of the rare pepes. A flex item.

Engagement Ring (0) — ⏣ 350,000
Propose to someone!

Pepe Coin (3) — ⏣ 750,000
A pretty rare coin, probably only fairly rich people have this!

Pepe Medal (0) — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 5% of players have!

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 1 of 2

[cursive lotus]

pls buy pink max

[neat mica]

Successful Pink Phallic Object purchase

@daring haven bought 9,544 Pink Phallic Objects and paid ⏣ 95,440

Thanks for your purchase!

[odd eagle]

Pls settings passive true

[neat mica]

Passive successfully changed to Enabled
You are now a passive user

[odd eagle]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@odd eagle What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you selected the wrong emoji.
You were given ⏣ 8,333 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Pro Gamer

[odd eagle]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

Dodge the the Fireball


:levitate:

[neat mica]

You went hunting, and came back with a Dragon , what the hell?

[odd eagle]

Pls fish

[neat mica]

You cast out your line and brought back 2 Rare Fishs !

[odd eagle]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[odd eagle]

Pls beg

[neat mica]

Markiplier

"I maxed my credit cards already"

Imagine begging lol

[odd eagle]

Pls search

[neat mica]

MBG •SATHWIK😈 searched the hospital

You found ⏣ 1,128, did you steal this from a sick person???

Multi Bonus: +57% (⏣ 410)

[neat mica]

@cursive lotus You need to wait 50s until you can work again!

Tip: Tired of checking your notifications? Turn on DM notifications! You'll get a DM whenever you have a new notification. Turn it on in pls settings!

Work for Pro Gamer - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 25,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Pro Gamer

KG彡 CLASSY's winning gambling game

You won ⏣ 13,417

Percent Won: 54%
New Balance: ⏣ 38,417

KG彡 CLASSY

Rolled 10

Dank Memer

Rolled 7

KG彡 CLASSY's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 18,664. You now have ⏣ 57,081.

KG彡 CLASSY (Player)

Cards - ♥ 2 ♦ 7
Total - 9

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ K ♦ 4 ♣ 9
Total - 23

KG彡 CLASSY's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 57,081

New Balance: ⏣ 0

KG彡 CLASSY

Rolled 3

Dank Memer

Rolled 7

[foggy fog]

pls bal @silver prawn

[neat mica]

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what a scrub · Oct 5, 2021, 8:53 PM

[silver prawn]

Memu Garib @foggy fog

[foggy fog]

bro mataladacha

[sharp talon]

pls use robbers wishlist

[neat mica]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[silver prawn]

Going off 😪 gud night

[foggy fog]

5 mins

[sharp talon]

pls rob @ iwasnotamistake#8035

[spiral stag]

pls rob @proven sky

[sharp talon]

pls rob @proven sky

[spiral stag]

pls rob @odd eagle

[sharp talon]

pls rob @ΛSMIT#0567

[spiral stag]

pls @gleaming loom

[sharp talon]

pls rob @cursive lotus

[proven sky]

pedha plannning bro

[proven sky]

pedha planning

[cyan goblet]

Pls work

[neat mica]

@cyan goblet What was the emoji?

[neat mica]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 45,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Ghost

[cursive lotus]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

Hunt Command

This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a hunting rifle from the shop with the buy command then then you can go hunting! There is also a chance to lose or even die if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger animals!

[neat mica]

You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands.

[cursive lotus]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Command

This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 11m)
Alcohol ─ ⏣ 8,280 (31% OFF!)
Drink a bottle of alcohol, and have the potential to gain a small luck boost that will grant you better luck in stealing from others. However, you become more susceptible to being stolen from!

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Pink Phallic Object (0) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!

Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 4,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 1 of 6

[cursive lotus]

Pls buy grind pack

[neat mica]

Buy Command

This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable. There is usually an item for sale too!

[neat mica]

Successful Grind Pack purchase

@buoyant rune bought 1 Grind Pack and paid ⏣ 1,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[cursive lotus]

Pls hunt

[neat mica]

You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands.

[cursive lotus]

Pls dig

[neat mica]

You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.

[cursive lotus]

Pls shop

[neat mica]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 10m)
Alcohol ─ ⏣ 8,280 (31% OFF!)
Drink a bottle of alcohol, and have the potential to gain a small luck boost that will grant you better luck in stealing from others. However, you become more susceptible to being stolen from!

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 1 of 1

[cursive lotus]

Pls buy shovel