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MBG • NANI ❥ reaped ⏣ 3,091 and 1
Cell Phone
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MBG • NANI ❥ reaped ⏣ 3,091 and 1
Cell Phone
Mari banks kavalaa 280 ?
Pls trade pec
Ista lera neku kachitanga but ippude kadu
@snow juniper @cyan goblet hi bro
@cyan goblet anni inv elaa mawa.
Pls shop rare
Pls with all
@short zenith you have nothing to withdraw??
Pls shop rarepepe
@cyan goblet "rarepepe" isn't a shop item what are you doing rn
Pls deposit all
⏣ 853,192 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 853,192.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 140,953
Bank: ⏣ 853,192 / 853,192 (100.0%)
@cyan goblet kadhu oka diper evvu okati kudaa ledhu naa kadaa !!
I lost my 1.3m by scammer@snow juniper @cyan goblet
Pls shop diaper
@cursive lotus em cheylem
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks
!
🤣🤣 pillodiva diaoer esikoni tiragadaniki 🤣
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 456
Bank: ⏣ 529,473 / 529,473 (100.0%)
@cyan goblet Evvu mawa plz
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
purse, dog, crawlspace
I lost 4.7 m by robbed
@cursive lotus bank notes enni unai
Purse
You found ⏣ 1,399, now this poor old lady can't get her medicine. Are you proud?
@cyan goblet mawa evvu plz
Pls itemlb kno
I am giving free 100k dank coins
@snow juniper 6
Vunchukuntava dell chestava
Who want
@short zenith give me
Give me
@cursive lotus ok
Mawa dell chetshaa ne dhagara unai item evvu exrta vi ammudham !!
@short zenith ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 753,192.
@short zenith give me
Pls give @cursive lotus 100000
@short zenith You gave HɳS✦Dinesh ⏣ 92,000 after a 8% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 140,953 and they've got ⏣ 93,855
Vurike ammaku ra bcoz avi rare malli ravu soo
Pls shop coupon
Pls give @cyan goblet 100000
@short zenith You gave MBG • NANI ❥ ⏣ 92,000 after a 8% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 40,953 and they've got ⏣ 95,091
@short zenith thank u so much bro
⏣ 40,953 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 794,145.
Pls dep all
⏣ 95,091 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 199,416.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 93,855
Bank: ⏣ 529,473 / 529,583 (100.0%)
Ekuva costs kee
@cyan goblet evvi anni etla ochinai raa pls say 😭
Ippudu cost decrease ayinay prices soo vadu
Work !!!!
Anni etla ochinai @cyan goblet
Pls shop hat
Kadhu oka diper vecvuu @cyan goblet
Pls gift 1 hat @snow juniper
@cyan goblet You gave MBG • PSYCHO 1 santashat, now you have 1 and they've got 1
Abey sell cheyaku cheptuna ok na ?
@cyan goblet santaa bag open chey crown osthadhi crown worth 250m
@snow juniper You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Already 1 open chesa okati but rale
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour
Pls work list 3 kottu
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Police Officer
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 21000 per hour
Teacher
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 22000 per hour
Musician
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 23000 per hour
Dank Memer Shopkeeper
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 24000 per hour
Pro Gamer
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 25000 per hour
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
YouTuber
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 16000 per hour
Professional Hunter
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 17000 per hour
Professional Fisherman
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 18000 per hour
Bartender
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 19000 per hour
Robber
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 20000 per hour
Abey 28m ra
Pls work list 3
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Police Officer
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 21000 per hour
Teacher
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 22000 per hour
Musician
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 23000 per hour
Dank Memer Shopkeeper
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 24000 per hour
Pro Gamer
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 25000 per hour
Work as robber
Pls work robber
@snow juniper You recently resigned from your old job.
You can look for another job in 2 hours, 12 minutes and 45 seconds
Pls work robber
@cyan goblet You're already working as a Santa Claus. If you want to leave your current job to apply for a new one, use pls work resign
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour
@cyan goblet mawa open chesi ochindhi Nike estha a raa plz
Pls work list 2
Tip: Don't like texts from other users? pls settings texts false will help them go away!
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
YouTuber
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 16000 per hour
Professional Hunter
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 17000 per hour
Professional Fisherman
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 18000 per hour
Bartender
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 19000 per hour
Robber
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 20000 per hour
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls work list 3
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Police Officer
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 21000 per hour
Teacher
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 22000 per hour
Musician
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 23000 per hour
Dank Memer Shopkeeper
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 24000 per hour
Pro Gamer
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 25000 per hour
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
House wife laga work cheste diaper vastadi Santa claus laga work cheste bag vastadi
Pls work list 6
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Ghost
Hours Required Per Day: 8 — Salary: ⏣ 45000 per hour
@cyan goblet haa
Waste ra vadu sale chedam
@cyan goblet ok
Pls gift 1 diaper @snow juniper
@cyan goblet You gave MBG • PSYCHO 1 diaper, now you have 1 and they've got 1
Pls inv @cyan goblet
Alcohol ─ 6
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Ban Hammer ─ 1
ID banhammer ─ Sellable
Bank Note ─ 176
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 133
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Fresh Bread ─ 44
ID bread ─ Sellable
@snow juniper icha diaper
Pls vote
Tip: The pls help command provides information about the bot commands! Do pls help <cmd> to see info about a specific command.
Shop Coupon ─ 1
ID coupon ─ Power-up
Used Diaper ─ 1
ID diaper ─ Tool
Ectoplasm ─ 6
ID ectoplasm ─ Sellable
Fake ID ─ 75
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Common Fish ─ 110
ID fish ─ Sellable
Ewwwww
@cyan goblet bro I need bank note can you give me pls
Pls shop ecto
@cyan goblet oka ti evvu plz
Pls gift 1 ecto @snow juniper
@cyan goblet You gave MBG • PSYCHO 1 ectoplasm, now you have 5 and they've got 1
Sell cheyak asal ok na
Sry bro
@cyan goblet ghost job chesavaa 😑
@cyan goblet you have 179 bank note bro
No kaali ichadu 🤣
You can either use this note to expand your bank space by 5000-25000 or sell it for some coins. Your choice really. Expanded bank space does not reset on prestige (regular bank space earned via running commands does)
BUY - Not able to be purchased
SELL - ⏣ 10,000
TRADE - 95k - 110k
Pls inv @cyan goblet 4
Fishing Pole ─ 84
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Garbage ─ 13
ID garbage ─ Sellable
Golden Phallic Object ─ 9
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 82
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
Hunting Rifle ─ 24
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Pls shop bank
You can either use this note to expand your bank space by 5000-25000 or sell it for some coins. Your choice really. Expanded bank space does not reset on prestige (regular bank space earned via running commands does)
BUY - Not able to be purchased
SELL - ⏣ 10,000
TRADE - 95k - 110k
Pls inv @cyan goblet 5
Junk ─ 8
ID junk ─ Sellable
Landmine ─ 3
ID landmine ─ Tool
Laptop ─ 68
ID laptop ─ Tool
Life Saver ─ 39
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Like Button ─ 1
ID likebutton ─ Power-up
Pls inv @cyan goblet 6
Orange Phallic Object ─ 102
ID orangephallicobject ─ Collectable
Rare Pepe ─ 19
ID pepe ─ Collectable
Pepe Coin ─ 20
ID pepecoin ─ Collectable
Pepe Statue ─ 1
ID pepestatue ─ Collectable
Cell Phone ─ 4
ID phone ─ Tool
Pls inv @cyan goblet 7
Pink Phallic Object ─ 376
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
Pizza Slice ─ 27
ID pizza ─ Power-up
Police Badge ─ 1
ID policebadge ─ Collectable
Purple Phallic Object ─ 143
ID purplephallicobject ─ Collectable
Rare Fish ─ 12
ID rarefish ─ Sellable
Pls inv @cyan goblet 8
Box of Sand ─ 16
ID sand ─ Tool
Santa's Bag ─ 1
ID santasbag ─ Loot Box
Santa's Hat ─ 1
ID santashat ─ Collectable
Seaweed ─ 9
ID seaweed ─ Sellable
Shovel ─ 2
ID shovel ─ Tool
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk 🦨!
Pls inv @cyan goblet 9
Tip: The pls help command provides information about the bot commands! Do `pls help <cmd>`` to see info about a specific command.
🦨 Skunk ─ 12
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Tidepod ─ 3
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Robbers Wishlist ─ 11
ID wishlist ─ Tool
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls sell skunk
You successfully sold 1 Skunk for ⏣ 1,650
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Box of Sands
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Stickbug
!
Pls sell stickbug
You successfully sold 1 Stickbug for ⏣ 2,640
@snow juniper ha chepu
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
This event has expired.
THE SERVER IS BEING RAIDED BY SCRUBS!
Type the phrase below to ban the scrubs and earn some coins!
Type banned scrub
Banned scrub
MBG • PSYCHO answered first!
MBG • PSYCHO procured ⏣ 2,368
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
street, shoe, mailbox
Street
You found ⏣ 1,444, congrats on risking your life and profiting from it.
Pls hunt
The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Box of Sands
!
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Exotic Fish
!
Pls inv @short zenith
Bank Note ─ 3
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Shredded Cheese ─ 35
ID cheese ─ Power-up
📦 Daily Box ─ 27
ID daily ─ Loot Box
📦 Dank Box ─ 1
ID dank ─ Loot Box
Exotic Fish ─ 1
ID exoticfish ─ Sellable
Pls sell exotic
You successfully sold 1 Exotic Fish for ⏣ 6,600
@short zenith bro dank box inka daily boxes anni evvu nen cash istha !!??
15 banks notes istha ?? @short zenith
Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Ban Hammer ─ 1
ID banhammer ─ Sellable
Bank Note ─ 33
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 19
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
🐗 Boar ─ 1
ID boar ─ Sellable
@short zenith evvu bro
@snow juniper wait bro
@short zenith ?
Pls give daily @snow juniper 25
@short zenith who r u giving coins to, dumb
Tip: Stealing while employed can very well get you fired, crime beware!
Pls give daily box @snow juniper 25
@short zenith who r u giving coins to, dumb
Tip: Wanted to rob someone but their money is deposited? Gather a few people, and run the pls bankrob command.
Pls inv @short zenith
Bank Note ─ 3
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Shredded Cheese ─ 35
ID cheese ─ Power-up
📦 Daily Box ─ 27
ID daily ─ Loot Box
📦 Dank Box ─ 1
ID dank ─ Loot Box
Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Pls gift 27 dailly box ani kottu
@snow juniper who tf are you giving stuff to lmao, gift <amount> <item> <@user or user id> is how you use this
@snow juniper ok bro
@short zenith pls gift 27 daily tag me or him
@cyan goblet nuvu agu
Pls gift 25 daily box @snow juniper
Are you sure you want to give 25 daily 📦 to MBG • PSYCHO#1415?
Reply with yes or no.
Yes
@short zenith You gave MBG • PSYCHO 25 daily, now you have 2 and they've got 25
@snow juniper dedo 13
@snow juniper I want to open dank box
🙄🤨😞
Pls gift dank box @snow juniper
@short zenith listen you have one option:
pls gift <amount> <item name> <@user>
1 nokku
Pls gift 1 dank box @snow juniper
@short zenith You gave MBG • PSYCHO 1 dank, now you have 0 and they've got 1
Pls gift 15 bank notes@short zenith
Are you sure you want to give 15 banknote
to RG♥SANJAI#1803?
Reply with yes or no.
Yes
@snow juniper You gave RG♥SANJAI 15 banknote, now you have 18 and they've got 18
@cyan goblet 😭
@snow juniper can you give 1 banknote
Pls inv
Bank Note ─ 18
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Shredded Cheese ─ 35
ID cheese ─ Power-up
📦 Daily Box ─ 2
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Common Fish ─ 13
ID fish ─ Sellable
@snow juniper Istava leda
You have 18 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
3
You turn 3 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 64,286 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 917,588 in total bank space, with 907,083 (98.9%) being expanded storage
Pls deposit all
⏣ 10,890 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 805,035.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 805,035 / 917,588 (87.7%)
Pls inv
Bank Note ─ 15
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Shredded Cheese ─ 35
ID cheese ─ Power-up
📦 Daily Box ─ 2
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Common Fish ─ 13
ID fish ─ Sellable
Pls use daily
Box Contents for @short zenith
⏣ 25,870
2
Fishing Pole
Pls use daily
Box Contents for @short zenith
⏣ 23,175
5
Blue Phallic Object
Pls bal
Tip: Be sure to check your notifications every so often for updates on your job, level status, and other important stuff
Wallet: ⏣ 49,045
Bank: ⏣ 805,035 / 917,588 (87.7%)
Pls deposit all
⏣ 49,045 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 854,080.
Pls inv
Bank Note ─ 15
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 5
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Shredded Cheese ─ 35
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Common Fish ─ 13
ID fish ─ Sellable
Em evali
Dialy @snow juniper
@cyan goblet anthe gaa isthe lee mawa
Pls shop bank
You can either use this note to expand your bank space by 5000-25000 or sell it for some coins. Your choice really. Expanded bank space does not reset on prestige (regular bank space earned via running commands does)
BUY - Not able to be purchased
SELL - ⏣ 10,000
TRADE - 95k - 110k
Pls gift 13 daily box @cyan goblet
@snow juniper You gave MBG • NANI ❥ 13 daily, now you have 12 and they've got 13
Box Contents for @snow juniper
⏣ 43,711
2
Coin Bomb
@snow juniper bro garena is scam
Pls use daily box
Box Contents for @snow juniper
⏣ 24,705
1
Golden Phallic Object
Nibba ga nina 20 notes and ippudu 2 items rare ichina
Pls use daily box
Box Contents for @snow juniper
⏣ 30,185
10
Cookie
@snow juniper I put 2 headshot in 1 v 1 but he didn't die
Pls use daily 13
Box Contents for @cyan goblet
⏣ 446,547
6
Fake ID
10
Pink Phallic Object
8
Common Fish
6
Rare Fish
3
Blue Phallic Object
1
Pepe Coin
3
Orange Phallic Object
1
Life Saver
5
Lucky Horseshoe
2
Fresh Bread
1
Golden Phallic Object
Pls use daily box
Box Contents for @snow juniper
⏣ 30,545
2
Bank Note
Pls inv @snow juniper
Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Ban Hammer ─ 1
ID banhammer ─ Sellable
Bank Note ─ 20
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 19
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
🐗 Boar ─ 1
ID boar ─ Sellable
Pls dep max
⏣ 446,547 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 645,963.
Pls shop bank kno
You can either use this note to expand your bank space by 5000-25000 or sell it for some coins. Your choice really. Expanded bank space does not reset on prestige (regular bank space earned via running commands does)
BUY - Not able to be purchased
SELL - ⏣ 10,000
TRADE - 95k - 110k
Lol
Pls vote
Pls shop daily
A reward for voting for Dank Memer! Using this box also gives you a 15 minute 50% xp boost.
BUY - Not able to be purchased
SELL - ⏣ 5,000
TRADE - 75k - 90k
pizza, chillpill, bread, pinkphallicobject, purplephallicobject, orangephallicobject, bluephallicobject, goldenphallicobject, wishlist, lifesaver, banknote, tidepod, coinbomb, huntingrifle, horseshoe, fishingpole, cookie, fakeid, sand, laptop, rarefish, skunk, pepe, pepecoin, cheese, fish
Pls use daily 8
Box Contents for @snow juniper
⏣ 231,799
2
Pizza Slice
3
Tidepod
3
Fake ID
2
Coin Bomb
5
Orange Phallic Object
1
Shredded Cheese
Pls dep max
⏣ 364,757 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,043,825.
Pls use dank box
Box Contents for @snow juniper
⏣ 37,717
2
Pizza Slice
Pls dep max
⏣ 37,717 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,081,542.
Lol
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,081,542 / 2,583,856 (41.9%)
I can't vote why
Pls with 500000
@snow juniper ⏣ 500,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 581,542.
Pls se max
@snow juniper

A single eye, not bad. You won 1.8x your bet: ⏣ 450,000
Now you have ⏣ 950,000
Pls se max
You'll be able to use this command again in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls dep max
⏣ 950,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,531,542.
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
dumpster, basement, mels room
Basement
You found ⏣ 1,099, at least YOUR basement didn't flood :(
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
uber, crawlspace, area51
Uber
You found ⏣ 975, did you just steal from your uber driver?
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 60,151
Bank: ⏣ 613,177 / 613,177 (100.0%)
Pls se max
@cursive lotus

A single eye, not bad. You won 1.8x your bet: ⏣ 108,272
Now you have ⏣ 168,423
Pls se max
@short zenith

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 0
Pls se max
@cursive lotus

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 0
Pls shop item tip
Pls bal
Tip: We just added a FAQ page on our site. Go check it out! https://dankmemer.lol/faq
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 854,080 / 917,588 (93.1%)
Pls buy shop
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Pls shop whiskey
Pls pet
@short zenith You don't currently own a pet. If you want to look at the available pets, use pls pet list
Pls pet list
To buy a pet, use pls pet [pet name]
Dragon 🐲
Not for sale
Rock 
⏣ 10,000
Crab 
⏣ 15,000
Snake 🐍
⏣ 25,000
Dog 
⏣ 30,000
Cat 
⏣ 35,000
Pls shop cookies
@snow juniper "cookies" isn't a shop item what are you doing rn
Pls shop item cookies
@snow juniper "item" isn't a shop item what are you doing rn
Pls with 35000
@short zenith ⏣ 35,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 819,080.
Pls pet dog
@short zenith Are you sure you want to buy a dog for ⏣ 30,000? (y/n)
Pls item cookie
Y
Awww! You bought a cute little Dog!
What name do you want to give to your dog? Enter a name in chat now!
@short zenith can you give me 10k
PUPPY
To see the things you can do with your dog, type pls pet actions
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
11h and 59m until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
15h and 59m until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
11h and 59m until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
7h and 59m until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
■■■■■■■■■■ (99 / 100)
Level 1
@cursive lotus why
For bet
I don't have owo cash
@cursive lotus sry
Pls pet feed
@cursive lotus You don't have enough coins to feed GOMITHA! It costs ⏣ 35 to feed your cat.
Pls pet
@short zenith PUPPY leveled up! 0 → 1
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
To see the things you can do with PUPPY, type pls pet actions
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
11h and 58m until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
15h and 58m until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
11h and 58m until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
7h and 58m until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
■□□□□□□□□□ (13 / 100)
Level 1
Pls pet actions
pls pet — see your pets statistics
pls pet feed — feed your pet, increases "Hunger" stat
pls pet pat — pat your pet yahoo
pls pet hug — hug your pet, aw
pls pet wash — wash your pet, costs some coins and boosts "Hygiene" stat
pls pet play — play with your pet, boosts "Fun" stat
pls pet name — change your pets name
pls pet train — train your pet in a specific area such as hunting, attack or sustainability
pls pet disown — leave your pet behind
Pls pet feed
listen if you keep feeding your pet it's gonna be as fat as you mate
Pls pet food shop
To see the things you can do with PUPPY, type pls pet actions
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
11h and 57m until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
15h and 57m until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
11h and 57m until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
7h and 57m until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
■□□□□□□□□□ (13 / 100)
Level 1
Pls pet train
Use pls pet train [name] to train PUPPY in that area
You can also use pls pet train info to learn more about a specific trait.
You have 5 points left to spend.
Attack
□□□□□□□□□□ 0 / 10
Defense
□□□□□□□□□□ 0 / 10
Hunting
□□□□□□□□□□ 0 / 10
Sustainability
□□□□□□□□□□ 0 / 10
Pls pet train PUPPY
that's not a valid training stat you druggo
Attack
Attack raises the effectiveness of your pet's attacks. When assigned 8 points or more, your pet will be able to kill people.
Defense
Used to defend against potential robbers of your pocket. The higher this stat is, the more likely it is that your pet will catch stealers and send them to hospital.
Attack
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,099
Bank: ⏣ 1,531,542 / 2,583,911 (59.3%)
Pls pet attack
To see the things you can do with PUPPY, type pls pet actions
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
11h and 56m until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
15h and 56m until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
11h and 56m until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
7h and 56m until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
■□□□□□□□□□ (13 / 100)
Level 1
Pls kill @neat mica
Dank Memer died eating expired and infected raw fish with the filthiest rice in the world as sushi while being constantly stabbed in the scrotum with a 9inch nail sharp enough to stab through kevlar. The soy sauce was cat piss.
Pls pet play
@cursive lotus GOMITHA leveled up! 2 → 3
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
Retype - Retype the following phrase below:
Type You'll never be a cool cat like me
You started sharpening some knives with GOMITHA 😳
You failed the mini-game so you had less fun overall with your pet and didn't earn any XP :cry:
Pls shop item slice
Pls pet pray
To see the things you can do with PUPPY, type pls pet actions
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
11h and 55m until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
15h and 55m until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
11h and 55m until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (99%)
7h and 54m until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
■□□□□□□□□□ (13 / 100)
Level 1
Pls pet energy
To see the things you can do with PUPPY, type pls pet actions
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
11h and 54m until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
15h and 54m until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
11h and 54m until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (99%)
7h and 54m until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
■□□□□□□□□□ (13 / 100)
Level 1
This event has expired.
F IN THE CHAT
I just died in minecraft, give me an F in the chat
Type f in the chat
f
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
F
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk 🦨!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Worms
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
Pls inv @short zenith
Bank Note ─ 15
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 5
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Shredded Cheese ─ 35
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Common Fish ─ 13
ID fish ─ Sellable
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls inv @short zenith 2
Fishing Pole ─ 3
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Golden Phallic Object ─ 1
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 2
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
Hunting Rifle ─ 4
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Junk ─ 2
ID junk ─ Sellable
Pls fish
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 25 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls inv @short zenith 3
Laptop ─ 2
ID laptop ─ Tool
📦 Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box
📦 Normie Box ─ 2
ID normie ─ Loot Box
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Pink Phallic Object ─ 10
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
Pls use norime
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
pls work
@mild geyser What color was next to the word mole?
Pls meme
purple
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 20,000 for an hour of work.
@snow juniper why bro
@short zenith evvu bro
You asking me
pls meme
@snow juniper now I need 1 owo cash
pls meme
Tip: With our image commands, you can basically make whatever memes you want!
Pls bal @mild geyser
Wallet: ⏣ 95,159
Bank: ⏣ 72,943
@mild geyser bro i am selling dank coins
for what price
@short zenith I will give dank give me owo
pls meme
pls meme
pls meme
Tip: Check out the staff who work on the bot, or in the support server! https://dankmemer.lol/staff
pls meme
Pls work
@cursive lotus Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!
Log
Admin
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the words you typed weren't correct. Here are the words again;
logs admin
You were given ⏣ 3,333 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls work
@civic forge What color was next to the word spooky?
Green
The color was blue ya loser
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you typed wasn't correct. Here are the words and colors again;
eerie
phantasm
spooky
You were given ⏣ 15,000 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 65,000
Bank: ⏣ 2,575,340 / 2,575,450 (100.0%)
Pls se max
@civic forge

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 0
Pls work
Work for Santa Claus - Soccer - Hit the ball into a goal where the goalkeeper is not at! To hit the ball, type left, right or middle.
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Lef
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't type left, middle or right and therefore never hit the ball!
You were given ⏣ 10,255 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls work
Work for Discord Mod - Soccer - Hit the ball into a goal where the goalkeeper is not at! To hit the ball, type left, right or middle.
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Right
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,000 for an hour of work.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 83,802
Bank: ⏣ 276,749 / 276,859 (100.0%)
Pls vote
AVAILABLE NOW!discordbotlist.com
9h remaining
Banknote x1
📦 Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 10,000
Pls inv
Bank Note ─ 3
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Coin Bomb ─ 2
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
📦 Daily Box ─ 5
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Pls use banknote
You have 3 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
3
You turn 3 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 65,542 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 342,401 in total bank space, with 330,136 (96.4%) being expanded storage
Pls dep all
⏣ 65,652 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 342,401.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 68,150
Bank: ⏣ 342,401 / 342,401 (100.0%)
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,099
Bank: ⏣ 1,531,542 / 2,583,966 (59.3%)
Pls with 50000
@snow juniper ⏣ 50,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,481,542.
Pls with 450000
@snow juniper ⏣ 450,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,031,542.
Pls se max
@snow juniper

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 251,099
Pls se max
You can run this command again in 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls se max
@snow juniper

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 1,099
Pls item tro
Having this trophy gives you a 15% multiplier, an extra 10% steal shields, and an extra 5% chance at random events spawning (does not stack). Otherwise, it is used to flex on normies who cannot afford one!
BUY - ⏣ 50,000,000
SELL - Collectables aren't able to be sold
TRADE - 31m - 37m
Pls item pepe
Pls item pepem
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Deer
!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls work
@snow juniper You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour
Pls work list 2
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
YouTuber
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 16000 per hour
Professional Hunter
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 17000 per hour
Professional Fisherman
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 18000 per hour
Bartender
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 19000 per hour
Robber
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 20000 per hour
Pls work list 3
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Police Officer
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 21000 per hour
Teacher
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 22000 per hour
Musician
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 23000 per hour
Dank Memer Shopkeeper
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 24000 per hour
Pro Gamer
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 25000 per hour
Pls work robber
@snow juniper You recently resigned from your old job.
You can look for another job in 2 minutes and 14 seconds
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls dig
This event has expired.
YOU'RE IN A GUN FIGHT!
Be the first one to shoot the outlaw!
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Type pew pew
Pew pew
MBG • PSYCHO answered first!
MBG • PSYCHO reaped ⏣ 2,138
Pls hunt
The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 19 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
bed, shoe, coat
Bed
You found ⏣ 873, so this is what you've been doing at night?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Blue Phallic Object!
Pls bal
Tip: Not all items are able to be used, some are just collectables or are meant to be sold!
Wallet: ⏣ 4,110
Bank: ⏣ 1,031,542 / 2,584,296 (39.9%)
Pls with 500000
@snow juniper ⏣ 500,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 531,542.
Pls se max
@snow juniper

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 254,110
Pls se max
You can run this command again in 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls se max
@snow juniper

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 4,110
Pls weekly
pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 4,110
Bank: ⏣ 531,542 / 2,584,296 (20.6%)
pls work
Work for Discord Mod - Hangman - Find the missing word in the following sentence:
Looks l _ _ _ someone's on a ban streak

Pls inv @bronze cypress
Shredded Cheese ─ 99
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Chill Pill ─ 1
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
Coin Bomb ─ 3
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
Cookie ─ 10
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Ectoplasm ─ 6
ID ectoplasm ─ Sellable
like
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,300 for an hour of work.
Pls daily
Tip: There are secret badges in the game, Have you earned them all?
⏣ 39,750 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 40 minutes and 57 seconds
Pls bal @bronze cypress
Wallet: ⏣ 39,750
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls shop bank
You can either use this note to expand your bank space by 5000-25000 or sell it for some coins. Your choice really. Expanded bank space does not reset on prestige (regular bank space earned via running commands does)
BUY - Not able to be purchased
SELL - ⏣ 10,000
TRADE - 95k - 110k
pls rob @bronze cypress
Pls inv @bronze cypress 2
Fake ID ─ 32
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Fishing Pole ─ 12
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Golden Phallic Object ─ 12
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 33
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
Hunting Rifle ─ 9
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Pls inv @bronze cypress 3
Laptop ─ 2
ID laptop ─ Tool
Life Saver ─ 9
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Orange Phallic Object ─ 3
ID orangephallicobject ─ Collectable
Rare Pepe ─ 7
ID pepe ─ Collectable
Pepe Coin ─ 6
ID pepecoin ─ Collectable
pls rip @snow juniper

Pls inv @bronze cypress 4
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Pink Phallic Object ─ 10
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
Box of Sand ─ 18
ID sand ─ Tool
Robbers Wishlist ─ 14
ID wishlist ─ Tool
@bronze cypress mawa ecto evu plz
pls beg
pls work
@dapper epoch You need to wait 57m and 42s until you can work again!
Pls work robber
@snow juniper Congratulations, you are now working as a Robber!
You're required to work at least 4 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 20,000 per hour.
pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
pls rich
Pls work
@snow juniper What color was next to the word rich?
Blue
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 20,000 for an hour of work.
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Nahi
pls beg
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
bushes, air, sewer
Bushes
You found ⏣ 1,461, luckily you didn't get pricked you prick
⏣ 330 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,265.
@bronze cypress bro nen robber ga work chethunna items ravali ante elaa ???
Robber ki related item ??
Kasta padi sampadinchali
Ela mawa
Daily work chey osthadi
Money thappa em ratle @bronze cypress
Osthadi osthadi
This event has expired.
YOU'RE IN A BUG CATCHING CONTEST!
Catch the coolest bug!
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk 🦨!
Type worms are not food
Worms are not food
MBG • PSYCHO answered first!
MBG • PSYCHO reaped ⏣ 2,703
Nothing
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks
!
@bronze cypress ne paisal em ainaai
Waste chesq
Odu
Ledu
Money ravli ante oka trick cheppu @bronze cypress
Work only
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Ban Hammer ─ 1
ID banhammer ─ Sellable
Bank Note ─ 20
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 20
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
🐗 Boar ─ 1
ID boar ─ Sellable
Pls shop inv 2
@snow juniper "inv" isn't a shop item what are you doing rn
You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 24 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.
Pls use sand box
Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
Y
Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
come on can we get a response today please
Pls work
@drowsy topaz You need to wait 28m and 58s until you can work again!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Worms
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls inv
Coin Bomb ─ 2
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
📦 Daily Box ─ 5
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Junk ─ 8
ID junk ─ Sellable
Pls inv 2
Landmine ─ 1
ID landmine ─ Tool
Laptop ─ 3
ID laptop ─ Tool
Rare Pepe ─ 1
ID pepe ─ Collectable
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Purple Phallic Object ─ 1
ID purplephallicobject ─ Collectable
Pls use mine
You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 24 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.
Pls inv 3
Shovel ─ 3
ID shovel ─ Tool
🦨 Skunk ─ 4
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Worm ─ 5
ID worm ─ Sellable
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls beg
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
hospital, pantry, glovebox
Hospital
You found ⏣ 1,065, did you steal this from a sick person???
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Deer
!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls daily
⏣ 33,750 was placed in your wallet and a normie BOX!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 30 minutes and 7 seconds
Wallet: ⏣ 33,750
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 4,235 (0.0%)
Pls bal
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 331,671
Bank: ⏣ 34,607 / 34,717 (99.7%)
pls daily
⏣ 31,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 10 minutes and 18 seconds
Pls work
You were fired from your position as a Santa Claus.
You did not meet the minimum amount of required hours, and your boss decided to fire you.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 3 hours before you can find another job.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 0
Pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
Pls work list 5
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Veterinarian
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 31000 per hour
Pharmacist
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 32000 per hour
Lawyer
Hours Required Per Day: 7 — Salary: ⏣ 35000 per hour
Doctor
Hours Required Per Day: 7 — Salary: ⏣ 40000 per hour
Scientist
Hours Required Per Day: 7 — Salary: ⏣ 42000 per hour
Pls work scientist
@cyan goblet You were recently fired from your job, so nobody wants to hire you right now.
You can look for another job in 2 hours, 58 minutes and 24 seconds
Selling 2 rare pepes For 40k each + Tax
Selling 12pepe coin For 350k + Tax
Dm if interested (Im taking bank notes, Money or i can trade)
Pls work
@cyan goblet You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Pls work scientist
@cyan goblet You were recently fired from your job, so nobody wants to hire you right now.
You can look for another job in 2 hours, 18 minutes and 6 seconds
Pls work
Work for Discord Mod - Reverse - Type the following word backwards.
user
Pls work mod
TERRIBLE work!
You didn't spell the word backwards correctly! It should have been resu
You were given ⏣ 3,433 for a sub-par hour of work.
@cursive lotus You're already working as a Discord Mod. If you want to leave your current job to apply for a new one, use pls work resign
pls work
@mild geyser Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!
Cops armed bandit coops
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the words you typed weren't correct. Here are the words again;
cops armed bandit crook
You were given ⏣ 6,667 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls work
Work for Ghost - Reverse - Type the following word backwards.
skeleton
Noteleks
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 45,000 for an hour of work.
Pls bal
Tip: You can see more information on an item by using pls shop [item name]
Wallet: ⏣ 45,000
Bank: ⏣ 2,575,340 / 2,575,505 (100.0%)
Pls dep all
⏣ 165 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,575,505.
Pls se max
@civic forge

A single eye, not bad. You won 1.8x your bet: ⏣ 80,703
Now you have ⏣ 125,538
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 125,538
Bank: ⏣ 2,575,505 / 2,575,505 (100.0%)
Pls work
@cyan goblet You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Pls work scientist
@cyan goblet You were recently fired from your job, so nobody wants to hire you right now.
You can look for another job in 27 minutes and 38 seconds
pls work
Work for Robber - Retype - Retype the following phrase below.
Type I have no problem stealing candy from babies
TERRIBLE work!
@mild geyser You took too long to respond, and you lost the mini-game. Maybe be fast next time, slug brain.
You were given ⏣ 6,667 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls work scientist
@cyan goblet Congratulations, you are now working as a Scientist!
You're required to work at least 7 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 42,000 per hour.
Pls work
Work for Scientist - Hangman - Find the missing word in the following sentence:
S _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ research is one of the most exciting and rewarding of occupations
Sometimes
@cyan goblet That is not the word! You have 3 attempt(s) left.
Find the missing word in the following sentence:
S _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ research is one of the most exciting and rewarding of occupations
Sometime
@cyan goblet That is not the word! You have 2 attempt(s) left, and I'll reveal another letter.
Find the missing word in the following sentence:
Sc _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ research is one of the most exciting and rewarding of occupations
TERRIBLE work!
You didn't get the answer right in the given time! The word was Scientific
You were given ⏣ 14,000 for a sub-par hour of work.
@cyan goblet "injection" isn't a shop item what are you doing rn
Pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls work
Work for Ghost - Reverse - Type the following word backwards.
freezing
Gnizeerf
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 45,000 for an hour of work.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 170,538
Bank: ⏣ 2,575,505 / 2,575,505 (100.0%)
Pls bal
Pls meme
Pls meme
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 52,252
Bank: ⏣ 2,501 / 3,520 (71.1%)
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls work
Work for Discord Mod - Soccer - Hit the ball into a goal where the goalkeeper is not at! To hit the ball, type left, right or middle.
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Left
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,000 for an hour of work.
Pls work
Work for Discord Mod - Scramble - The following word is scrambled, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word.
tanbfos
Tanbfos
TERRIBLE work!
You didn't get the answer right in the given time! The word was softban
You were given ⏣ 3,333 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls dep all
⏣ 412,646 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 412,646.
Pls meme
Pls meme
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Box of Sands
!
Pls sell junk
Tip: Our OFFICIAL community server gives a MASSIVE multi, robbing is disabled, and we do a TON of giveaways daily! discord.gg/memers
You successfully sold 1 Junk for ⏣ 240
Pls sell worm
You successfully sold 1 Worm for ⏣ 600
Pls inv
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Junk ─ 2
ID junk ─ Sellable
Box of Sand ─ 6
ID sand ─ Tool
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Skunk ─ 2
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Pls sell skunk
You successfully sold 1 Skunk for ⏣ 1,500
Pls sell skunk
You successfully sold 1 Skunk for ⏣ 1,500
Pls sell worm
You successfully sold 1 Worm for ⏣ 600
Pls sell sand
You successfully sold 1 Box of Sand for ⏣ 500
Pls sell sand
You successfully sold 1 Box of Sand for ⏣ 500
Pls sell sand
You successfully sold 1 Box of Sand for ⏣ 500
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 40m)
Shredded Cheese ─ ⏣ 51,800 (26% OFF!)
Dump an entire bag of shredded cheese into your face hole. For every bag of shredded cheese consumed, you get a stacking EXP multiplier, capping at 85% (30 bags of cheese consumed).
Pink Phallic Object — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
Cell Phone — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock — ⏣ 4,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Box of Sand — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 68,192
Bank: ⏣ 2,501 / 3,960 (63.2%)
Pls inv
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Junk ─ 2
ID junk ─ Sellable
Box of Sand ─ 3
ID sand ─ Tool
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Worm ─ 1
ID worm ─ Sellable
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Deer
!
Pls sell deer
You successfully sold 1 Deer for ⏣ 3,000
Pls sell worm
You successfully sold 1 Worm for ⏣ 600
pls meme
Pls meme
idk bro
Pls dig
You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Rabbit
!
Pls sell rabbit
You successfully sold 1 Rabbit for ⏣ 2,100
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Junks
!
Pls sell junk
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You successfully sold 1 Junk for ⏣ 240
Pls bal
Tip: Bored? Try prestiging for some buffs and to start over!
Wallet: ⏣ 86,432
Bank: ⏣ 2,501 / 4,950 (50.5%)
Pls deposit 1050
⏣ 1,050 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,551.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 59,951
Bank: ⏣ 531,542 / 2,585,396 (20.6%)
Pls work
Work for Robber - Retype - Retype the following phrase below.
Type I cannot wait to steal again
I cannot wait to steal again
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 20,000 for an hour of work.
Pls work
Work for Scientist - Reverse - Type the following word backwards.
expert
Trepxe
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 42,000 for an hour of work.
Pls dep max
⏣ 56,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 796,718.
Pls daily
⏣ 46,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
20 hours, 10 minutes and 56 seconds
Pls work
Work for Ghost - Soccer - Hit the ball into a goal where the goalkeeper is not at! To hit the ball, type left, right or middle.
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Middle
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 45,000 for an hour of work.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 262,038
Bank: ⏣ 2,575,505 / 2,575,725 (100.0%)
Pls dep all
⏣ 220 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,575,725.
Pls daily
⏣ 38,500 was placed in your wallet!
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Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
19 hours, 29 minutes and 23 seconds
Pls daily
⏣ 34,750 was placed in your wallet!
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Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 49 minutes and 55 seconds
Pls vote
Pls use daily
Box Contents for @cyan goblet
⏣ 11,231
5
Purple Phallic Object
Pls use daily
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Pls use daily 4
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Pls inv
Daily Box ─ 1
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Santa's Bag ─ 1
ID santasbag ─ Loot Box
Pls use daily box
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Pls work
Work for Scientist - Soccer - Hit the ball into a goal where the goalkeeper is not at! To hit the ball, type left, right or middle.
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Left
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 42,000 for an hour of work.
Pls daily
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
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Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 1 minute and 31 seconds
Pls work
Work for Discord Mod - Soccer - Hit the ball into a goal where the goalkeeper is not at! To hit the ball, type left, right or middle.
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Right
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,941 for an hour of work.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 36,941
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 528,406 (0.0%)
Pls rich
Pls work
Work for Scientist - Soccer - Hit the ball into a goal where the goalkeeper is not at! To hit the ball, type left, right or middle.
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Right
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 42,000 for an hour of work.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 179,981
Bank: ⏣ 796,718 / 4,960,010 (16.1%)
Pls dep max
⏣ 179,981 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 976,699.
Pls use daily
Box Contents for @cyan goblet
⏣ 30,023
2
Fresh Bread
Pls dep max
⏣ 30,023 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,006,722.
Pls work
@cursive lotus What color was next to the word slowmode?
Bule
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you typed wasn't correct. Here are the words and colors again;
kick
carl-bot
slowmode
You were given ⏣ 3,333 for a sub-par hour of work.
The color was marine ya loser
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 3,433
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 4,290 (0.0%)
Pls daily
⏣ 34,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
12 hours, 5 minutes and 4 seconds
Pls bet all
Tie! You lost nothing!
You have ⏣ 37,433.
Rolled 5
Rolled 5
Pls bet 2000
You won ⏣ 1,957
Percent Won: 98%
New Balance: ⏣ 39,390
Rolled 12
Rolled 4
Pls bet 390
You lost ⏣ 390
New Balance: ⏣ 39,000
Rolled 2
Rolled 11
You won ⏣ 2,521
Percent Won: 63%
New Balance: ⏣ 41,521
Rolled 10
Rolled 8
Pls give
This command is temporarily disabled due to an exploit. We will have it fixed by the end of the weekend.
Pls work
Work for Scientist - Hangman - Find the missing word in the following sentence:
Force equals mass times a _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
F
@cyan goblet That is not the word! You have 3 attempt(s) left.
Find the missing word in the following sentence:
Force equals mass times a _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Bigger times
@cyan goblet That is not the word! You have 2 attempt(s) left, and I'll reveal another letter.
Find the missing word in the following sentence:
Force equals mass times ac _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
TERRIBLE work!
You didn't get the answer right in the given time! The word was acceleration
You were given ⏣ 14,000 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls work
@cursive lotus Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!
Kick
Welcome ban
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the words you typed weren't correct. Here are the words again;
kick welcome ban slowmode
You were given ⏣ 3,333 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls dep all
⏣ 548,250 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 548,250.
pls work
Work for Twitch Streamer - Hangman - Find the missing word in the following sentence:
T _ _ _ _ you for the raid shroud
twitch
@solid dew That is not the word! You have 3 attempt(s) left.
Find the missing word in the following sentence:
T _ _ _ _ you for the raid shroud
thing
@solid dew That is not the word! You have 2 attempt(s) left, and I'll reveal another letter.
Find the missing word in the following sentence:
Th _ _ _ you for the raid shroud
ik
@solid dew That is not the word! You have 1 attempt(s) left, and I'll reveal another letter.
Find the missing word in the following sentence:
Tha _ _ you for the raid shroud
TERRIBLE work!
You didn't get the answer right in the given time! The word was Thank
You were given ⏣ 5,000 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
YouTuber
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 16000 per hour
Professional Hunter
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 17000 per hour
Professional Fisherman
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 18000 per hour
Bartender
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 19000 per hour
Robber
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 20000 per hour
Pls work
@cursive lotus You need to wait 12m and 42s until you can work again!
Pls work
You were fired from your position as a Scientist.
You did not meet the minimum amount of required hours, and your boss decided to fire you.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 6 hours before you can find another job.
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Pls work
@wispy surge You need to wait 25m and 3s until you can work again!
Pls beg
Pls balance
Wallet: ⏣ 274,057
Bank: ⏣ 2,310 / 2,310 (100.0%)
Work for Ghost - Retype - Retype the following phrase below.
Type Oh no, im leaking ectoplasm
TERRIBLE work!
@civic forge You took too long to respond, and you lost the mini-game. Maybe be fast next time, slug brain.
You were given ⏣ 15,000 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 276,818
Bank: ⏣ 2,575,725 / 2,575,890 (100.0%)
Pls se 6k
@civic forge

A single eye, not bad. You won 1.8x your bet: ⏣ 10,800
Now you have ⏣ 287,618
Pls dep all
⏣ 385 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,576,110.
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
7 hours, 17 minutes and 8 seconds
Pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 16d, 18h and 30m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,324,923 / 1,324,923 (100.0%)
Pls vote
Pls daily
⏣ 29,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
6 hours, 33 minutes and 31 seconds
Pls vote
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 109,451
Bank: ⏣ 531,542 / 2,585,506 (20.6%)
Pls se max
@snow juniper

A single eye, not bad. You won 1.8x your bet: ⏣ 197,012
Now you have ⏣ 306,463
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Bank Note
!
Pls search
Hey you found ⏣ 734, I guess it doesn’t suck!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Rare Fishs
!
Pls work
Work for Robber - Soccer - Hit the ball into a goal where the goalkeeper is not at! To hit the ball, type left, right or middle.
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Left
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the goalkeeper was at the goal you kicked the ball in!
You were given ⏣ 6,667 for a sub-par hour of work.