#🏝️〢dank-memer
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Work for Cosplayer - Scramble - The following word is scrambled, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word.
ecahrrcta
Ray dank memer ga
That is not the word! You have 2 attempt(s) left.
- MBG • LUCKY, unscramble the following word;
ecahrrcta
Raay
That is not the word! You have 1 attempt(s) left.
- MBG • LUCKY, unscramble the following word;
ecahrrcta
BOSS Terrible effort @brazen lichen, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you ⏣ 3,219 for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
@brazen lichen hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 6,438
Bank: ⏣ 2,530 / 2,530 (100.0%)
Pls inv
Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Pls work
Work for Karen - Reverse - Type the following word backwards.
priviledge
Egdelivirp
BOSS Good stuff @bronze cypress, got the work done well. You were given ⏣ 20,600 for an hour of work.
pls work
@cursive lotus You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Egdevilrp
Pls work
Work for Karen - Scramble - The following word is scrambled, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word.
psaek
Speak
BOSS Good stuff @bronze cypress, got the work done well. You were given ⏣ 20,600 for an hour of work.
Pls work
Work for Cosplayer - Reverse - Type the following word backwards.
cosplayer
Cosplayer
BOSS Terrible effort @brazen lichen, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you ⏣ 3,219 for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Cosplayer
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12500 per hour
Manager
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour
Ghost
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 16000 per hour
Karen
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 20000 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 5000 per hour
Pls work list 2
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
YouTuber
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 5000 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 6500 per hour
Internet Troll
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 9000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 11000 per hour
Teacher
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 12000 per hour
Pls work list 3
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Police Officer
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 14000 per hour
Developer
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 16000 per hour
Christmas Elf
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 18000 per hour
Dank Memer Developer
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 18000 per hour
Politician
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 18500 per hour
Pls work list 4
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Scientist
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 19000 per hour
Dictator
Hours Required Per Day: 8 — Salary: ⏣ 20000 per hour
Santa Claus
Hours Required Per Day: 8 — Salary: ⏣ 22000 per hour
Pls work
Work for Karen - Reverse - Type the following word backwards.
racist
Tsicar
BOSS Good stuff @bronze cypress, got the work done well. You were given ⏣ 20,600 for an hour of work.
Pls meme
Pls work
Work for Karen - Hangman - Find the missing word in the following sentence:
I will be c _ _ _ _ _ _ the police
Catching
@bronze cypress That is not the word! You have 2 attempt(s) left, and I'll reveal another letter.
Find the missing word in the following sentence:
I will be c _ _ _ _ _ _ the police
BOSS Terrible effort @bronze cypress, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you ⏣ 5,150 for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
Pls trivia
Which actor plays the role of the main antagonist in the 2011 movie "Tower Heist?"
You have 12 seconds to answer with the correct letter.
A) Alan Alda
B) Alec Baldwin
C) Eddie Murphy
D) Kevin Nealon
Medium
Entertainment: Film
B
no moron, the correct answer was Alan Alda
Pls work
@cursive lotus You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Cosplayer
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12500 per hour
Manager
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour
Ghost
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 16000 per hour
Karen
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 20000 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 5000 per hour
Pls work
Work for Karen - Scramble - The following word is scrambled, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word.
fnuedr
Funder
That is not the word! You have 2 attempt(s) left.
MBG • SIDDHARTH, unscramble the following word;
fnuedr
BOSS Terrible effort @bronze cypress, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you ⏣ 5,150 for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
Refund
Pls meme
Pls trivia
What was the original name of the search engine "Google"?
You have 12 seconds to answer with the correct letter.
A) BackRub
B) CatMassage
C) Netscape Navigator
D) SearchPro
Medium
General Knowledge
C
no dimwit, the correct answer was BackRub
Pls work
Work for Karen - Soccer - Hit the ball into a goal where the goalkeeper is not at! To hit the ball, type left, right or middle.
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Left
BOSS Good stuff @bronze cypress, got the work done well. You were given ⏣ 20,600 for an hour of work.
Pls work
@analog peak What color was next to the word contest?
Red
BOSS Terrible effort @analog peak, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you ⏣ 3,219 for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
Pls trivia
Which of these songs is NOT included in the Suicide Squad OST?
You have 10 seconds to answer with the correct letter.
A) Fortunate Son - Creedence Clearwater Revival
B) Heathens - Twenty One Pilots
C) Skies on Fire - AC/DC
D) Without Me - Eminem
Hard
Entertainment: Music
You did not answer in time, what the heck??
Pls trivia
How many times do you fight the Imprisoned in The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword?
You have 12 seconds to answer with the correct letter.
A) 2
B) 3
C) 4
D) 5
Medium
Entertainment: Video Games
5
no idiot, the correct answer was 3
Which famous book is sub-titled 'The Modern Prometheus'?
You have 15 seconds to answer with the correct letter.
A) Dracula
B) Frankenstein
C) The Legend of Sleepy Hollow
D) *The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde *
Easy
Entertainment: Books
Dracula
no fool, the correct answer was Frankenstein
In the series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, which main character makes the greatest number of recurring appearances?
You have 12 seconds to answer with the correct letter.
A) Giorno Giovanna
B) Joseph Joestar
C) Josuke Higashikata
D) Jotaro Kujo
Medium
Entertainment: Japanese Anime & Manga
D
You got that answer correct know-it-all, you also got 300 coins.
Pls dep all
@analog peak ⏣ 330 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 990.
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Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Cosplayer
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12500 per hour
Manager
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour
Ghost
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 16000 per hour
Karen
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 20000 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 5000 per hour
Pls work manager
@analog peak You're already working as a Cosplayer. If you want to leave your current job to apply for a new one, use pls work resign
Pls work resign
@analog peak You resigned from your position as Cosplayer. You need to wait 3 hours before you can apply for another job.
Pls work manager
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You can look for another job in 2 hours, 59 minutes and 42 seconds
Pls work
Work for Karen - Retype - Retype the following phrase below.
Type I probably verbally abuse my children at home
I probably verbally abuse my children at home
BOSS Good stuff @bronze cypress, got the work done well. You were given ⏣ 20,600 for an hour of work.
Pls work
@brazen lichen What color was next to the word anime?
Green
BOSS Good stuff @brazen lichen, got the work done well. You were given ⏣ 12,875 for an hour of work.
Pls work
Work for Manager - Scramble - The following word is scrambled, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word.
evurnee
BOSS Terrible effort @daring magnet, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you ⏣ 3,863 for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 3,863
Bank: ⏣ 1,320 / 1,540 (85.7%)
Pls bet max
You lost ⏣ 3,863
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 6
Rolled 9
Pls trivia
What is the most common type of pitch thrown by pitchers in baseball?
You have 15 seconds to answer with the correct letter.
A) Fastball
B) Palmball
C) Screwball
D) Slowball
Easy
Sports
C
no simpleton, the correct answer was Fastball
Pls work
@brazen lichen Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!
Role-play
BOSS Terrible effort @brazen lichen, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you ⏣ 3,219 for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
Pls work
Work for Karen - Scramble - The following word is scrambled, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word.
frnude
Refund
BOSS Good stuff @bronze cypress, got the work done well. You were given ⏣ 20,600 for an hour of work.
Pls meme
Pls work
Work for Karen - Reverse - Type the following word backwards.
misogynistic
Citsinygosim
BOSS Good stuff @bronze cypress, got the work done well. You were given ⏣ 20,600 for an hour of work.
Pls meme
Pls meme
Pls meme
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Pls work
Work for Karen - Soccer - Hit the ball into a goal where the goalkeeper is not at! To hit the ball, type left, right or middle.
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Middle
BOSS Good stuff @bronze cypress, got the work done well. You were given ⏣ 20,600 for an hour of work.
Pls work
@bronze cypress You need to wait 20 minutes and 23 seconds until you can work again!
Pls work
@bronze cypress What color was next to the word police?
Red
BOSS Terrible effort @bronze cypress, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you ⏣ 5,150 for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
Pls meme
pls meme
Pls meme
Pls work
Work for Cosplayer - Soccer - Hit the ball into a goal where the goalkeeper is not at! To hit the ball, type left, right or middle.
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Left
BOSS Good stuff @brazen lichen, got the work done well. You were given ⏣ 12,875 for an hour of work.
Pls dep all
@brazen lichen ⏣ 330 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,860.
Pls work
Work for Karen - Retype - Retype the following phrase below.
Type You should treat paying customers with more respect
BOSS Terrible effort @bronze cypress, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you ⏣ 5,150 for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
You should treat paying customers with more respect
Pls vote
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Banknote x4
Cheese x4
Coins ⏣ 25,000
Pls vote
Hmm
Pls vote
Pls vote
Give vote
@desert hill given
@desert hill 
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ID cookie ─ Sellable
Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool
Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool
Pls inv @wheat kestrel
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ID cookie ─ Sellable
Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box
Pls vote
Pls vote
Pls vote
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I don't know hindi
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Pls vote
@desert hill Telugu li chepu Anna
Pls vate
What?
Pls vote
top.gg
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Banknote x4
Cheese x4
Coins ⏣ 25,000
There UNDERSTAND
pls vote kro
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Banknote x4
Cheese x4
Coins ⏣ 25,000
To vote
@desert hill telugu me bolne ke liya bolrha😂
Pls vote*

Tum bol do
Pls vote*
Pls vote
Pls vote
@desert hill kardia bhai abb kya karna ha
Pls inv @brazen lichen
Bank Note ─ 4
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Shredded Cheese ─ 4
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Vote kardia
@desert hill ha kardia
Dono link se ? Kiya kya?
Pls inv
Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Fresh Bread ─ 1
ID bread ─ Sellable
Shredded Cheese ─ 4
ID cheese ─ Power-up
🦌 Deer ─ 1
ID deer ─ Sellable
Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable
@desert hill ruko karta hu
@brazen lichen @daring finch are just pls vote likho
@brazen lichen how
Pls give @desert hill Padlock
@cursive lotus you have to actually share a whole number, dummy. Not ur dumb feelings
Pls vote
Pls give
@cursive lotus who r u giving coins to, dumb
@cursive lotus i dont want padlock just want banknotes
Wait
@desert hill dono kardia
Me ayega
Pls inv
Bank Note ─ 8
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Shredded Cheese ─ 8
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
pls vote Banknote
Pls dep all
@brazen lichen hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
Tip: You can see more information on an item by using pls shop [item name]
Pls give 8 kno @desert hill
@brazen lichen Bro vote chesaka em cheyali
@brazen lichen yeh copy paste kro
Pls give 8 kno @desert hill
Pls give 8 kno @desert hill
@brazen lichen You gave HBDY SHYAM ⏣ 7 after a 8% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 67,537 and they've got ⏣ 135,007
@broken jasper You gave HBDY SHYAM ⏣ 7 after a 8% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 970 and they've got ⏣ 135,014
Pls give 8 kno @desert hill
@halcyon bronze You gave HBDY SHYAM ⏣ 7 after a 8% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 667 and they've got ⏣ 135,021
Pls give 8 kno @desert hill
@cursive lotus You gave HBDY SHYAM ⏣ 7 after a 8% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 809 and they've got ⏣ 135,028
Kardiya mene @desert hill
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 67,537
Bank: ⏣ 2,860 / 2,860 (100.0%)
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 809
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 2,530 (0.0%)
Pls gift 8 kno @desert hill
@daring finch You have 0 of those, you can't share 8.
We don't believe in duplicating items over here at Dank Memer.
Pls gift 8 kno @desert hill
@cursive lotus You have 0 of those, you can't share 8.
We don't believe in duplicating items over here at Dank Memer.
Pls gift 8 kno @desert hill
Are you sure you want to give 8 banknote
to HBDY SHYAM#1007?
Reply with yes or no.
Yes
@brazen lichen You gave HBDY SHYAM 8 banknote, now you have 0 and they've got 1,433
Nice
Yes
Pls work
Work for Karen - Retype - Retype the following phrase below.
Type I am being discriminated against!
I am being discriminated against!
BOSS Good stuff @bronze cypress, got the work done well. You were given ⏣ 20,600 for an hour of work.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 67,537
Bank: ⏣ 2,860 / 2,860 (100.0%)
Pls work
@cursive lotus You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Pls work list
Jobs with
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Cosplayer
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12500 per hour
Manager
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour
Ghost
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 16000 per hour
Karen
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 20000 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 5000 per hour
Pls bal
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Wallet: ⏣ 25,500
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 0 (NaN%)
Karen
,slap @daring finch
@cursive lotus You need at least 200 hours of work in any job before you can work as a Karen. You currently only have 0 hours.
You can see more work information by using pls work info
Pls karen
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 25,750
Bank: ⏣ 37,400 / 39,875 (93.8%)
,kill @daring finch
Noru muyyyy
Pls dep max
@bronze cypress ⏣ 2,475 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 39,875.
Pls bet max
You won ⏣ 17,105
Percent Won: 73%
New Balance: ⏣ 40,380
Rolled 12
Rolled 10
Pls work karen
@brittle cobalt You need at least 200 hours of work in any job before you can work as a Karen. You currently only have 0 hours.
You can see more work information by using pls work info
Pls bet max
You lost ⏣ 67,537
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 9
Rolled 12
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,860 / 2,970 (96.3%)
Pls bet max
You lost ⏣ 25,500
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 11
Rolled 12
Pls work
Work for Cosplayer - Reverse - Type the following word backwards.
acting
Gnitca
Work for karen
BOSS Good stuff @brazen lichen, got the work done well. You were given ⏣ 12,875 for an hour of work.
Pls slap @daring finch
Pls with all
Pls bet max
Pls kill @halcyon bronze
You won ⏣ 5,118
Percent Won: 33%
New Balance: ⏣ 20,853
Rolled 12
Rolled 6
MBG MEMES✓ bleeds out after trying to get on "Dumbest hillbilly moments".
Pls dep all
@brazen lichen ⏣ 3,135 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,135.
Pls bal
Tip: Rewards earned from voting now change every so often. See what they currently are with pls vote!
Wallet: ⏣ 17,718
Bank: ⏣ 3,135 / 3,135 (100.0%)
Pls murder @halcyon bronze
MBG MEMES✓ dies in a horrible accident, and it was engineered by VIOLENT.
Pls meme
Pls work
@thorn roost You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Pls work karen
@thorn roost You need at least 200 hours of work in any job before you can work as a Karen. You currently only have 0 hours.
You can see more work information by using pls work info
Pls work
@bronze cypress You need to wait 9 minutes and 23 seconds until you can work again!
Pls work
Work for Karen - Reverse - Type the following word backwards.
threaten
Netaerht
BOSS Good stuff @bronze cypress, got the work done well. You were given ⏣ 20,600 for an hour of work.
Pls work
@bronze cypress Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!
corporate
anti-vax
haircut
karen
BOSS Terrible effort @bronze cypress, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you ⏣ 5,150 for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
Pls slap @neat mica
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @brazen lichen. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 1160! 12500 + ⏣ 1160 an hour
Pls dep all
@brazen lichen hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 17,718
Bank: ⏣ 3,135 / 3,135 (100.0%)
Pls bet 10000
You lost ⏣ 10,000
New Balance: ⏣ 7,718
Rolled 3
Rolled 8
Pls bet max
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 8s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls bet max
You won ⏣ 3,789
Percent Won: 49%
New Balance: ⏣ 11,507
Rolled 8
Rolled 7
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 11,507
Bank: ⏣ 3,135 / 3,135 (100.0%)
Pls bet 1000
You lost ⏣ 1,000
New Balance: ⏣ 10,507
Rolled 6
Rolled 7
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Pls gift 1000 @brazen lichen
@analog peak who tf are you giving stuff to lmao, gift <amount> <item> <@user or user id> is how you use this
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LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 38m)
Fishing Pole ─ ⏣ 16,599 (18% OFF!)
This fishing pole allows you to use the fish command, which can give you lots of different types of items!
Pink Phallic Object — ⏣ 5
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
Fake ID — ⏣ 1,000
Disguise your identity on the rich command!
Cell Phone — ⏣ 2,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock — ⏣ 3,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop — ⏣ 3,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pls shop fishing pole
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 40,217
Bank: ⏣ 1,100 / 1,100 (100.0%)
Pls shop 2
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 36m)
Fishing Pole ─ ⏣ 16,599 (18% OFF!)
This fishing pole allows you to use the fish command, which can give you lots of different types of items!
Box of Sand — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple — ⏣ 5,000
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine — ⏣ 7,500
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fidget Spinner — ⏣ 10,000
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!
Alcohol — ⏣ 10,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Pls shop 3
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 35m)
Fishing Pole ─ ⏣ 16,599 (18% OFF!)
This fishing pole allows you to use the fish command, which can give you lots of different types of items!
Fishing Pole — ⏣ 16,599
Use this to go fishing!
Hunting Rifle — ⏣ 20,000
Use this to go hunting!
Shredded Cheese — ⏣ 10,000
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!
Life Saver — ⏣ 30,000
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!
Tidepod — ⏣ 20,000
Risking your life for a multiplier? Sounds great!
Pls shop 4
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 35m)
Fishing Pole ─ ⏣ 16,599 (18% OFF!)
This fishing pole allows you to use the fish command, which can give you lots of different types of items!
Robbers Wishlist — ⏣ 25,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!
Coin Bomb — ⏣ 25,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
Lucky Horseshoe — ⏣ 50,000
Owning this increases your luck in some commands!
Rare Pepe — ⏣ 75,000
Only the rarest of the rare pepes. A flex item.
Pepe Coin — ⏣ 625,000
A pretty rare coin, probably only fairly rich people have this!
Pls shop 5
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 35m)
Fishing Pole ─ ⏣ 16,599 (18% OFF!)
This fishing pole allows you to use the fish command, which can give you lots of different types of items!
Pepe Medal — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 1% of players have!
Pepe Trophy — ⏣ 50,000,000
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved trophies.
Pizza Slice — ⏣ 150,000
Eat this for an instant level up!
Pls shop landmine
Pls buy landmine
@analog peak bought 1 Landmine and paid ⏣ 7,500
Pls buy robbers wishlist
@analog peak bought 1 Robbers Wishlist and paid ⏣ 25,000
Pls shop robbers wishlist
Pls use robbers wishlist
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
@analog peak bought 1 Fake ID and paid ⏣ 1,000
Pls use fake id
Check your DMs for your new ID!
Pls use fake id
Check your DMs for your new ID!
Pls fake id
Pls work
@bronze cypress Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!
Blonde
Middle-age
Bob-cut
BOSS Terrible effort @bronze cypress, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you ⏣ 5,150 for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
Pls meme
Tip: You can turn these tips off with the pls settings command if you don't want to see them anymore!
Pls work
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Pls work
@bronze cypress Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!
BOSS Terrible effort @bronze cypress, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you ⏣ 5,150 for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
Pls work
Work for Cosplayer - Scramble - The following word is scrambled, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word.
tcinag
Acting
BOSS Good stuff @brazen lichen, got the work done well. You were given ⏣ 13,261 for an hour of work.
Pls work
@bronze cypress What color was next to the word target?
Orange
BOSS Good stuff @bronze cypress, got the work done well. You were given ⏣ 20,600 for an hour of work.
Pls trivia
What was Manfred von Richthofen's nickname?
You have 15 seconds to answer with the correct letter.
A) *The Blue Serpent *
B) The Germany Gunner
C) The High Flying Ace
D) The Red Baron
Easy
History
C
no moron, the correct answer was The Red Baron
What does Bart sell his soul for in The Simpsons episode 'Bart Sells His Soul'?
You have 12 seconds to answer with the correct letter.
A) $100
B) $5
C) A Copy of Bonestorm 2
D) A Giant Gobstopper
Medium
Entertainment: Television
D
no bonehead, the correct answer was $5
Pls trivia
What was the first .hack game?
You have 12 seconds to answer with the correct letter.
A) .hack//Infection
B) .hack//Liminality
C) .hack//Sign
D) .hack//Zero
Medium
Entertainment: Video Games
B
no simpleton, the correct answer was .hack//Infection
Pls work
@bronze cypress What color was next to the word bob-cut?
Blue
BOSS Good stuff @bronze cypress, got the work done well. You were given ⏣ 20,600 for an hour of work.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 4,111,302 / 4,179,756 (98.4%)
Pls level
Prestige X
69 nice
70
■■■■■■■■■■
7014
■■□□□□□□□□
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 4,111,302
Net: ⏣ 9,577,752
Multi: 85%
32 items (4,465 total) worth ⏣ 5,466,450
83 daily streak
32 cheese eaten (27.76% xp multi)
1,865,104 bank note space
11,451 commands issued
Works as a YouTuber
Padlock - expires in 10 months, 28 days and 9 hours
Pls search
@vague wolf Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
street, pocket, shoe
You found ⏣ 247 in your pocket, now it's in your wallet. 
Pls pm
@vague wolf What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
K
@vague wolf Your meme is EXPLODING online. You get ⏣ 1,307, also a fan of your memes sent you 1
Bank Note
You went hunting in the woods and brought NOTHING! 😆
Pls beg
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 5 Common Fish
! 
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
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Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,998
Bank: ⏣ 4,111,302 / 4,184,504 (98.3%)
Pls dep max
@vague wolf ⏣ 1,998 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,113,300.
Pls search
@vague wolf Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
bank, sink, pantry
Pantry
You found ⏣ 309, luckily you didn't eat them 
Pls pm
@vague wolf What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
K
@vague wolf Your meme is EXPLODING online. You get ⏣ 1,005, niceeee meme bro
@vague wolf Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
purse, dresser, air
Air
Pls dep max
@vague wolf ⏣ 3,433 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,116,733.
Pls pm
@vague wolf What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
K
@vague wolf Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 lol sucks to be you
Pls search
@vague wolf Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
uber, area51, dumpster
Uber
You found ⏣ 265, did you just steal from your uber driver? 
Pls pm
@vague wolf What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
K
@vague wolf Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 lol sucks to be you
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 265
Bank: ⏣ 4,116,733 / 4,188,262 (98.3%)
Pls dep max
@vague wolf ⏣ 265 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,116,998.
Pls profile
Prestige X
69 nice
70
■■■■■■■■■■
7040
■■■■□□□□□□
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 4,116,998
Net: ⏣ 9,735,948
Multi: 85%
33 items (4,471 total) worth ⏣ 5,618,950
83 daily streak
32 cheese eaten (27.76% xp multi)
1,865,104 bank note space
11,469 commands issued
Works as a YouTuber
Padlock - expires in 10 months, 28 days and 9 hours
Pls search
@vague wolf Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
tree, glovebox, dog
Glovebox
You found ⏣ 374, guess you found the secret money stash your mommy left you! 
Pls pm
@vague wolf What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
K
@vague wolf Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 578 from the ads
Pls dep max
@vague wolf ⏣ 952 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,117,950.
Pls search
@vague wolf Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
bank, shoe, grass
Bank
You found ⏣ 881, DID YOU JUST ROB THAT BANK WTF 
Pls dep max
@vague wolf ⏣ 881 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,118,831.
Pls pm
@vague wolf What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
K
@vague wolf Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 850 from the ads
Pls search
@vague wolf Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
street, bus, car
Bus
You found ⏣ 187, but its covered in old gum... 
Pls pm
@vague wolf What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
K
@vague wolf Your meme is EXPLODING online. You get ⏣ 1,547, also a fan of your memes sent you 1
Padlock
Pls dep max
@vague wolf ⏣ 2,584 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,121,415.
Pls work
Work for Karen - Retype - Retype the following phrase below.
Type I am a grumpy old lady with nothing better to do than abuse people who do not deserve it
BOSS Terrible effort @bronze cypress, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you ⏣ 5,150 for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
I am a grumpy old lady with nothing better to do than abuse people who do not deserve itt
Pls vote
Pls vote
Pls dep max
@vague wolf ⏣ 55,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,176,415.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 4,176,415 / 4,191,598 (99.6%)
Pls daily
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Pls dep max
@vague wolf ⏣ 15,935 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,192,350.
@vague wolf Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
dog, dresser, discord
Discord
You searched through your dms and found ⏣ 330 
Pls pm
@vague wolf What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
F
@vague wolf Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 509 from the ads
Tip: An apple a day can keep the loot goblins away! Eating an apple will prevent you from losing items when you die for the next 24 hours!
Pls dep max
@vague wolf ⏣ 2,823 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,195,173.
Pls work
Work for YouTuber - Hangman - Find the missing word in the following sentence:
S _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ to me
Subscribe
BOSS Good stuff @vague wolf, got the work done well. You were given ⏣ 5,464 for an hour of work.
Pls dep max
@vague wolf ⏣ 2,823 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,197,996.
Pls inv
Alcohol ─ 92
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Apple ─ 3
ID apple ─ Power-up
Bank Note ─ 9
ID banknote ─ Power-up
🐗 Boar ─ 6
ID boar ─ Sellable
Fresh Bread ─ 23
ID bread ─ Sellable
Pls inv 2
Candy ─ 14
ID candy ─ Power-up
Shredded Cheese ─ 321
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Cookie ─ 27
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Dank Box ─ 2
ID dank ─ Loot Box
🦌 Deer ─ 6
ID deer ─ Sellable
Pls inv 3
🐲 Dragon ─ 1
ID dragon ─ Sellable
Duck ─ 4
ID duck ─ Sellable
Exotic Fish ─ 1
ID exoticfish ─ Sellable
Common Fish ─ 107
ID fish ─ Sellable
Fishing Pole ─ 8
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Pls inv 4
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 1
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Laptop ─ 83
ID laptop ─ Tool
Life Saver ─ 4
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box
Pls inv 5
Normie Box ─ 25
ID normie ─ Loot Box
Padlock ─ 14
ID padlock ─ Tool
Rare Pepe ─ 4
ID pepe ─ Collectable
Cell Phone ─ 6
ID phone ─ Tool
Pink Phallic Object ─ 3,676
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
Pls inv 6
🐇 Rabbit ─ 6
ID rabbit ─ Sellable
Rare Fish ─ 6
ID rarefish ─ Sellable
Box of Sand ─ 10
ID sand ─ Tool
🦨 Skunk ─ 6
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Snowball ─ 9
ID snowball ─ Tool
Pls inv 7
Fidget Spinner ─ 6
ID spinner ─ Power-up
Tidepod ─ 6
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Robbers Wishlist ─ 1
ID wishlist ─ Tool
Pls profile
Prestige X
69 nice
70
■■■■■■■■■■
7069
■■■■■■■□□□
Wallet: ⏣ 30,722
Bank: ⏣ 4,197,996
Net: ⏣ 11,131,168
Multi: 85%
33 items (4,489 total) worth ⏣ 6,902,450
84 daily streak
32 cheese eaten (27.76% xp multi)
1,865,104 bank note space
11,498 commands issued
Works as a YouTuber
Padlock - expires in 10 months, 28 days and 8 seconds
Pls search
@vague wolf Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
bushes, street, dumpster
Bushes
You found ⏣ 1,038, luckily you didn't get pricked you prick 
Pls pm
@vague wolf What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
F
@vague wolf Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 389 from the ads
Pls beg
Pls hunt
@vague wolf Holy fricking ship god forbid you find something innocent like a duck, ITS A DRAGON! Type the phrase below in the next 10 seconds or you're toast!
Type dragon says rawr
Dragon says rawr
@vague wolf You went hunting, and came back with a Dragon 🐲, what the hell? 
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Padlock
! 
Pls dep max
@vague wolf ⏣ 2,824 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,200,820.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 30,082
Bank: ⏣ 4,200,820 / 4,200,820 (100.0%)
Pls search
@vague wolf Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
dumpster, coat, fridge
Coat
You found ⏣ 1,173, wonder how long that's been there! 
Pls pm
@vague wolf What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
K
@vague wolf Your meme is EXPLODING online. You get ⏣ 1,710, niceeee meme bro
Pls dep max
@vague wolf ⏣ 421 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,201,241.
Pls search
@vague wolf Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
car, fridge, bus
Fridge
You found ⏣ 513, I wonder why that was in here? 
Pls pm
@vague wolf What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
K
@vague wolf Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 583 from the ads
Pls dep max
@vague wolf ⏣ 752 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,201,993.
pls vote
Pls search
@vague wolf Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
car, dog, bed
Bed
You found ⏣ 324, so this is what you've been doing at night?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Pink Phallic Object! 
Pls pm
@vague wolf What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
F
@vague wolf Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 472 from the ads
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Pls dep max
@vague wolf ⏣ 1,503 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,203,496.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 32,181
Bank: ⏣ 4,203,496 / 4,203,496 (100.0%)
Pls search
@vague wolf Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
bus, vacuum, hospital
Vacuum
Hey you found ⏣ 219, I guess it doesn’t suck! 
Pls pm
@vague wolf What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
K
@vague wolf Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 389 from the ads
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought NOTHING! 😆
Pls beg
Pls fish
@vague wolf ahhhhh the fish is too strong and your line is at risk to break! quick, type the phrase below in the next 10 seconds
Type glub glub glub
Glub glub glub
@vague wolf You cast out your line and brought back one Lucky Horseshoe
, nice catch! 
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 34,345
Bank: ⏣ 4,203,496 / 4,207,914 (99.9%)
Pls shop pepe
Pls work
Work for Karen - Hangman - Find the missing word in the following sentence:
You should treat paying customers with m _ _ _ respect
More
BOSS Good stuff @bronze cypress, got the work done well. You were given ⏣ 20,600 for an hour of work.
Pls search
@vague wolf Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
attic, grass, bushes
Attic
You found ⏣ 1,410, I wonder who left that up there 
Pls pm
@vague wolf What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
F
@vague wolf Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 567 from the ads
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Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought NOTHING! 😆
Pls beg
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Padlock
! 
Pls search
@vague wolf Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
mailbox, shoe, bus
Mailbox
Pls pm
@vague wolf What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
F
@vague wolf Your meme is EXPLODING online. You get ⏣ 1,466, niceeee meme bro
Pls dep max
@vague wolf ⏣ 7,094 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,210,590.
Pls profile
Prestige X
69 nice
71
■■■■■■■■■■
7108
■□□□□□□□□□
Wallet: ⏣ 32,013
Bank: ⏣ 4,210,590
Net: ⏣ 11,292,308
Multi: 85%
33 items (4,498 total) worth ⏣ 7,049,705
84 daily streak
32 cheese eaten (27.76% xp multi)
1,865,104 bank note space
11,531 commands issued
Works as a YouTuber
Padlock - expires in 10 months, 27 days and 22 hours
Pls work
Work for Karen - Scramble - The following word is scrambled, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word.
maagner
BOSS Good stuff @bronze cypress, got the work done well. You were given ⏣ 20,600 for an hour of work.
Manager
Pls work
@brazen lichen What color was next to the word cosplay?
Silvar
BOSS Terrible effort @brazen lichen, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you ⏣ 3,315 for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
Pls search
@vague wolf Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
street, area51, mailbox
Mailbox
You found ⏣ 772, cool?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Bank Note! 
Pls work
Work for YouTuber - Reverse - Type the following word backwards.
erb
Erb
BOSS Terrible effort @vague wolf, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you ⏣ 1,366 for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 34,151
Bank: ⏣ 4,210,590 / 4,211,342 (100.0%)
Pls inv
Alcohol ─ 92
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Apple ─ 3
ID apple ─ Power-up
Bank Note ─ 10
ID banknote ─ Power-up
🐗 Boar ─ 6
ID boar ─ Sellable
Fresh Bread ─ 24
ID bread ─ Sellable
Pls search
@vague wolf Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
car, hospital, dog
Hospital
You found ⏣ 298, did you steal this from a sick person??? 
Pls pm
@vague wolf What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
F
@vague wolf Your meme is EXPLODING online. You get ⏣ 1,632, niceeee meme bro
Pls dep max
@vague wolf ⏣ 1,595 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,212,185.
Pls search
@vague wolf Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
couch, hospital, pocket
Couch
You found ⏣ 661, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this? 
Pls pm
@vague wolf What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
F
@vague wolf Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 lol sucks to be you
Pls beg
Pls hunt
@vague wolf Holy fricking ship god forbid you find something innocent like a duck, ITS A DRAGON! Type the phrase below in the next 10 seconds or you're toast!
Type oh frick a dragon
Oh frick a dragon
@vague wolf You went hunting, and came back with a Dragon 🐲, what the hell? 
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 35,147
Bank: ⏣ 4,212,185 / 4,213,359 (100.0%)
Pls dep max
@vague wolf ⏣ 1,174 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,213,359.
Pls work
Work for Karen - Reverse - Type the following word backwards.
target
Tegrat
BOSS Good stuff @bronze cypress, got the work done well. You were given ⏣ 20,600 for an hour of work.
Pls slap @neat mica
Pls work
@bronze cypress Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!
Bob-cut
Sexist
Racist
Karen
BOSS Good stuff @bronze cypress, got the work done well. You were given ⏣ 20,600 for an hour of work.
Pls slap @neat mica
@humble idol You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands.
Pls dep
@humble idol what are you depositing, idiot
Pls slap @Da
Pls slap @neat mica
Pls buy wepaon
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Pls buy gun
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Pls buy refile
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Pls buy pistol
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
F
Pls slap @humble idol
Pls work
@vague wolf What color was next to the word tseries?
Matpat
BOSS Terrible effort @vague wolf, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you ⏣ 1,366 for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
Pls pm
@vague wolf What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
F
@vague wolf Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 AND now your
Laptop is broken lmao
Pls search
@vague wolf Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
van, street, purse
Van
The middle aged guy in the van gave you ⏣ 1,223, this would TOTALLY be the outcome irl too! Very realistic, Dank Memer! 
Pls dep max
@vague wolf ⏣ 7,662 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,221,021.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 29,655
Bank: ⏣ 4,221,021 / 4,221,021 (100.0%)
Pls vote
top.gg
5h remaining
discordbotlist.com
5h remaining
Banknote x4
Cheese x4
Coins ⏣ 25,000
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
15 hours, 53 minutes and 47 seconds
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 39,875 / 40,920 (97.4%)
Pls bet max
@bronze cypress You have no coins in your wallet to gamble with lol.
Pls search
@vague wolf Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
dresser, couch, shoe
Couch
You found ⏣ 1,172, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this? 
Pls pm
@vague wolf What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
F
@vague wolf Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 909 from the ads
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought NOTHING! 😆
Pls beg
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls bj all
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
Ur an idiot you need to give a valid response. You lost your entire bet.
Pls work
@bronze cypress Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!
Racist
Sexist
Mishakdh
BOSS Terrible effort @bronze cypress, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you ⏣ 5,150 for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
Pls work
@bronze cypress You need to wait 9 minutes and 59 seconds until you can work again!
Pls meme
Pls meme on mbg
Pls meme
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 655
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 110 (0.0%)
@glacial solar You don't have a fishing pole, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to catch them with your hands.
Tip: If your notifications are too full and becoming hard to manage, you can clear them using pls notifications clear
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
You ended the game since you didn't respond. The dealer is keeping your money to deal with your bullcrap.
Pls bet max
@glacial solar You have no coins in your wallet to gamble with lol.
Pls work
Work for Karen - Soccer - Hit the ball into a goal where the goalkeeper is not at! To hit the ball, type left, right or middle.
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Left
BOSS Good stuff @bronze cypress, got the work done well. You were given ⏣ 20,600 for an hour of work.
Pls trivia
Who succeeded Joseph Stalin as General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union?
You have 12 seconds to answer with the correct letter.
A) Boris Yeltsin
B) Leonid Brezhnev
C) Mikhail Gorbachev
D) Nikita Khrushchev
Medium
Politics
C
no ignoramus, the correct answer was Nikita Khrushchev
Pls trivia
What is the name of the common, gun-toting enemies of the "Oddworld" video game series?
You have 12 seconds to answer with the correct letter.
A) Glukkons
B) Scrabs
C) Sligs
D) Slogs
Medium
Entertainment: Video Games
D
no ninny, the correct answer was Sligs
Pls trivia
You can run this command again in 6 seconds
The default cooldown is 15s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
Pls trivia
What is the half-life of Uranium-235?
You have 12 seconds to answer with the correct letter.
A) 1,260,900,000 years
B) 4,300,400,000 years
C) 703,800,000 years
D) Uranium-235 is a stable isotope
Medium
Science & Nature
A
no blockhead, the correct answer was 703,800,000 years
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 4,221,021 / 4,225,348 (99.9%)
Pls profile
Prestige X
69 nice
71
■■■■■■■■■■
7152
■■■■■■□□□□
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 4,221,021
Net: ⏣ 11,383,731
Multi: 85%
33 items (4,504 total) worth ⏣ 7,162,710
84 daily streak
32 cheese eaten (27.76% xp multi)
1,865,104 bank note space
11,567 commands issued
Works as a YouTuber
Padlock - expires in 10 months, 27 days and 13 hours
Pls work
Work for Karen - Reverse - Type the following word backwards.
anti-mask
Ksam-itna
BOSS Good stuff @bronze cypress, got the work done well. You were given ⏣ 20,600 for an hour of work.
Pls work
@thorn roost You need to wait 58 minutes and 13 seconds until you can work again!
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 3,719
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 330 (0.0%)
Pls dep max
@thorn roost ⏣ 330 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 330.
Pls dep all
@thorn roost hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
Tip: Buying a Cell Phone from the shop can yield all kinds of possibilities, including calling in sick for work and stopping bank robbers!
Pls work
@bronze cypress What color was next to the word sexist?
White
BOSS Terrible effort @bronze cypress, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you ⏣ 5,150 for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 165 / 165 (100.0%)
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 0 (NaN%)
pls give @desert hill
@kindred void You have to give coins, don't try to break me.
pls dep all
@kindred void hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
Pls bal
,pls with all
Tip: You can see more information on an item by using pls shop [item name]
Wallet: ⏣ 55,000
Bank: ⏣ 1,276,738 / 15,548,553 (8.2%)
pls with all
@kindred void ⏣ 165 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
THE PLS RICH COMMAND NO WORK! I WANT STEAL NOW! >:(
Get the developer to fix it ASAP or else!
Attack the boss by typing why my pls rich no work? into chat!
BOSS
:rage:
Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 165 to ANAY ♡ FF#1007?
Reply with yes or no.
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
yes
@kindred void You gave ANAY ♡ FF ⏣ 152 after a 8% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 0 and they've got ⏣ 55,152
Tip: Do you want to steal from the bank of a rich person? Get some friends together for a bank heist using pls bankrob!
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 165 (0.0%)
Lol bhai
pls vote
Pls work
@bronze cypress You need to wait 28 minutes and 21 seconds until you can work again!
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 0 (NaN%)
pls work
@slate cloud You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
pls vote
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 55,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 165 (0.0%)
pls give @desert hill all
Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 55,000 to ANAY ♡ FF#1007?
Reply with yes or no.
@kindred void You gave ANAY ♡ FF ⏣ 50,600 after a 8% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 0 and they've got ⏣ 105,752
pls inv @kindred void
Bank Note ─ 8
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Shredded Cheese ─ 8
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Pink Phallic Object ─ 1
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
`pls gift 8 kno @desert hill
pls gift 8 kno @desert hill
Are you sure you want to give 8 banknote
to ANAY ♡ FF#1007?
Reply with yes or no.
yes
@kindred void You gave ANAY ♡ FF 8 banknote, now you have 0 and they've got 1,469
Pls dep all
@desert hill ⏣ 101,258 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,377,996.
Pls settings enable passive
@desert hill Passive successfully changed to
Enabled
You are now a passive user
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 51,500
Bank: ⏣ 39,875 / 40,975 (97.3%)
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 660 (0.0%)
Pls give @kindred void all
Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 51,500 to MBG • K V K#4208?
Reply with yes or no.
Yes
@bronze cypress You gave MBG • K V K ⏣ 47,380 after a 8% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 0 and they've got ⏣ 47,380
@bronze cypress ela vasthayi Avi chepu
Pls work
@bronze cypress You need to wait 14 minutes and 27 seconds until you can work again!
Pls work as
@haughty jetty You're already working as a Cosplayer. If you want to leave your current job to apply for a new one, use pls work resign
pls give @desert hill all
@kindred void Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 47,380
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 165 (0.0%)
@kindred void bro casino please
Pls work
Work for Cosplayer - Soccer - Hit the ball into a goal where the goalkeeper is not at! To hit the ball, type left, right or middle.
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
pls give @desert hill all
@kindred void Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
BOSS Terrible effort @haughty jetty, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you ⏣ 3,219 for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
@haughty jetty You need to wait 58 minutes and 46 seconds until you can work again!
ya sure
😁
Pls give @kindred void all
Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 3,219 to MBG • K V K#4208?
Reply with yes or no.
Yes
@haughty jetty You gave MBG • K V K ⏣ 2,961 after a 8% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 0 and they've got ⏣ 50,341
pls dep all
@kindred void hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
Tip: An apple a day can keep the loot goblins away! Eating an apple will prevent you from losing items when you die for the next 24 hours!
@kindred void give casino
Tip: You can purchase lootboxes to support development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot
Help us stay mostly free to play!
Wallet: ⏣ 50,176
Bank: ⏣ 165 / 165 (100.0%)
pls help
We have some really kick-ass Premium Perks!
pls help image
Hover for info
pls help currency
Hover for info
pls help fun
Hover for info
pls help utility
Hover for info
pls help memey
Hover for info
pls help animals
Hover for info
pls help config
Hover for info
pls help games
Hover for info
@kindred void yee
@kindred void "pis" isn't a shop item what are you doing rn
Pls shop
Tip: An apple a day can keep the loot goblins away! Eating an apple will prevent you from losing items when you die for the next 24 hours!
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 1m)
Alcohol ─ ⏣ 3,900 (61% OFF!)
Drink a bottle of alcohol, and have the potential to gain a small luck boost that will grant you better luck in stealing from others. However, you become more susceptible to being stolen from!
Pink Phallic Object — ⏣ 5
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
Fake ID — ⏣ 1,000
Disguise your identity on the rich command!
Cell Phone — ⏣ 2,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock — ⏣ 3,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop — ⏣ 3,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
pls shop piz

